User:The Thinker/Awards

Candies, Jewels, and Treasures Awarded to
The Thinker

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	Writer of the Year 2007

Grand Cross of the Order

	Writer of the Month August 2007

	Foolitzer Prize Winner August 2007

	UnBooks Author of the Month September 2007

	Article Narrator of the Month June 2007

	Article Narrator of the Month August 2007

This user is the

May 2009

Playwright of the Month

with Puffskein

with NaturalBornKieler

with RAHB

with So So

with RAHB

with outstanding formatting by EugeneKay

with THE

with RAHB

with Ljlego

with Manforman

with SirIsaac

Currently the most strongly favored article in Uncyclopedia history.

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

I liked the Henson article so much I read it for audio and put it up as Lead article. Nice work, and fun to read... well written, though... I suspect better than average education... watch it! No really, good stuff. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:01, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Keep up the great work. I see a bright future ahead of you, young Anakin. --EMC ^[TALK] 23:58, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:27, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

On recieving this relatively unprestigous award from an obscure user! Leatherboundbooks 05:23, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. Your review and constructive criticism of the article is very much appreciated. --EMC ^[TALK] 05:07, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Awesome Man, ruler of radical, king of coolness, and duke of dynamite, is proud to present you with the Golden Shower Award! Thanks for your help!Awesome Man 20:09, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

--Sir Manforman 13:37, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:09, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks a bunch with the Pee Review. Nerdiness is now Why?:Should You Give Up Nerdiness? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:00, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

I just wanted to thank you for your review; you gave me some really good suggestions on how to make my article better...so I thought you deserved the above award :) -- (Bonner) (Talk). 20:18, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

Trar has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

I'm giving out cookies. Hope you appreciate it. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 00:11, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For making me go all neurotic about a page I thought was finished. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:50, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

User:Mr.Vib has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for the Pee Review! --Mr.Vib 13:02, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

Leoispotter has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 21:58, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

User:Mr.Vib has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

User:Mr.Vib has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

--Mr.Vib 02:28, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

User:Ljlego has awarded you half of a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For voting for Hodgepodge. Maybe, if we try hard enough, next time we'll get it up and you'll get a full cookie. If you want to help, vote for the new VFH in the sig.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:14, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

The Capercorn Award Capercorn Gives you much thankings for giving Capercorn Great Success! Congrats! Awarded for being humorious during difficult times.

--Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 02:00, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

The Don thanks you He is pleased with your work, and hopes that you prosper in your endevours. He extends a hand of friendship, should you need it.

Many Thanks for your very positive review and nomination of Noir. My first!! Means a great deal. Don alun 22:58, 13 June 2007 (UTC)