User talk:Kalir

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What do you want? I'm not actually on this site anymore, you know. Go away and talk to someone else.

No. You.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  03 Aug 2010 ~ 05:02 (UTC)

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Bore da[edit]

Welsh lady.jpg Alright, boyo?
You voted for an article about me.
This means that you're entitled to a free slice of laver pizza
from Lloydios, the greatest pizzeria in all of Caernarfon.

IronLung 03:17, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Thx for the review[edit]

It was a bit short but on the other hand it was concise and had good and useful comments. Anyway, i've changed most of the things you commented and its now up as an UnNews here. Let me know if its improved according to your opinion =) Cheers! --kit 14:12, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

How do I make you happy?[edit]

I want to know how to make you happy, so that you can award me a hippie so I can own it (and thus be a "Hippie Owner"). --Shanoman 03:16, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Aww someone thinks they have a life[edit]

I'm sorry that I uploaded something factual on uncyclopedia please may the Admins forgive me for my mistake and thank you for informing me that I was being factual here in the first place


About Chuck Norris[edit]

Hey, why did you remove the Chuck VS Fedor thingy? I think it was pretty fun! Come on! --AnotherD++ 19:24, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

You too[edit]

We did some pretty good collaboration with those Joneses. How about joining the fun in this thingy? I came back, decided to stop ranting, and set it up a couple of days ago. More fame with article serials. More hot chicks. More <insert thing here>s! Ask away if you have questions - but basically the thingy is about connecting articles into meaningful serials. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 19:37, April 9, 2010 (UTC)


what are you doing around these parts again? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

I'm not sticking around, but Ethine keeps telling me horror stories about all the drama and I figured I'd check if things are as bad as she says. I'd write an article but I can't think of any good (or accessible) subjects. Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey or was it a giant monster or a robot? 16:46, August 3, 2010 (UTC)


Just read the comment on your correction, got to say that was funny as fook lol

Welcome back, you son of a bitch![edit]

Hi. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 20:43, Aug. 13, 2013

You can't just expect to come and make an edit and not be talk-page bombarded.[edit]

After all, if you could, this would be Sweden. And it doesn't look like Sweden to me. -RAHB 20:42, 13 August 2013 (UTC)

WELL MAYBE IT SHOULD BE. Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey or was it a giant monster or a robot? 20:58, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
That's a good point. I hadn't thought about it that way. -RAHB 21:03, 13 August 2013 (UTC)