User:Kalir/arch1

Archive 1: Because people apparently talk to me.

Game Online

Is my editing of n00b paths too much, or should I keep it up? --Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 16:25, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Damn, you made it hard to track you down! But I finally have, and now I offer my thanks... May good things happen unto you.--<<>> 17:26, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

• Wow, my first award ever. I feel like... uh... let's say squirrel unsploding. --Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 18:50, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

Hello

Hey, thanks for the vote on Hide and Go Jesus. I really do appreciate that but thought I should say that I'm real new to Wikiland and the Table of Contents was actually put into a template by someone who has been here much longer than I and I'm confident that he knows what he's doing and personally, I'd rather not screw anything up. But thanks for the suggestion, Kalir. --Imrealized 19:31, 23 March 2006 (UTC)

I'm always one for taking common phrases and exchanging a random word for one of them. --Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 23:40, 30 March 2006 (UTC)

'sup, fellow Final Fantasy 1 editor. --New Hotness 04:52, 12 May 2006 (UTC)

In response to my talk page

I'm trying to categorise the categories on Special:Uncategorizedcategories. I didn't make them! And also I'm bored, so I may as well... ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 15:54, 18 April 2006 (UTC)

About "DSPL"

Of course there was a companion of Dispel to the original NES version... if there wasn't, Dawn of Souls wouldn't be much of a remake. Except it was more of a remake plus. Of two games. Ok, I'm getting off subject here. Its companion was...

XFER.

Cherrs y'all,
--Lt. Clorox MUN Goatse Virgin ONS (talk/fortune cookie) 23:07, 24 April 2006 (UTC)

Killed Template

This foul knave hath been slain. If this is thy talk page, please note that thou art deceased.

The great and noble knight Xiao Li hath killed Kalir with his/her Template Creation because Kalir is a nefarious evil-doer.

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{{Killed ChooseWeapon|Your Name|Dead Person|weapon=Weapon}}

--Sir Xiao Li CUN VFH NS (Talk) 04:58, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

If by that you mean {{Killed|Kalir|Kalir|weapon={{noun}}}}

yielding

This foul knave hath been slain. If this is thy talk page, please note that thou art deceased.

The great and noble knight Kalir hath killed Kalir with his/her lumber because Kalir is a nefarious evil-doer.

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then, thanks for incorporating th-YAAAARGH! --Kalir, Savant of Utter Foolishness! (yell at me) 15:09, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

You have been attacked by savage Wikipedians

Just thought I'd let you know. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 17:38, 10 May 2006 (UTC)

Oh, right. Well, that smarts. Can I still play? --Kalir, Savant of Utter Foolishness! (yell at me) 17:39, 10 May 2006 (UTC)

Hmm... the cabal says you can play again tomorrow, but no sooner. Shame, eh? ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 17:42, 10 May 2006 (UTC)

Kalir, your plight has made the news! --Hindleyite Talk 10:48, 11 May 2006 (UTC)

For once I've made a comment referenced in UnNews... ish. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 15:09, 11 May 2006 (UTC)

Neat. But that whole mauling thing wasn't fun. Next time I get on UnNews, I'm going to try to do it in a criminal safer fashion. --Kalir, Savant of Utter Foolishness! (yell at me) 05:02, 12 May 2006 (UTC)

Good idea. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 14:58, 12 May 2006 (UTC)

This just seemed like a good idea at the time. --Kalir, Savant of Utter Foolishness! (yell at me) 21:20, 16 May 2006 (UTC)

This foul knave hath been slain. If this is thy talk page, please note that thou art deceased.

The great and noble knight Jumbo Whales hath killed Kalir with his/her horde of lunatics because Kalir is a nefarious evil-doer.

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Thank you thank you thank you!

Hinoa has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For making Golden Sun funny again. Now I can patch the hole in the wall that I made every time I looked at it. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 00:17, 19 May 2006 (UTC)

Thanks love. I intend to mend up the sequel next. --Kalir, Novice Burninator _{(offer instruction)} 04:43, 19 May 2006 (UTC)

Just for revenge...

This foul knave hath been slain. If this is thy talk page, please note that thou art deceased.

The great and noble knight Ghelæ hath killed Kalir with his/her
thingymajig that prevents the murderee from comning back to life in any way, shape or form due to imbued Aaaaaaaaa-decoder and Tunnel of Doom because Kalir is a nefarious evil-doer.

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Hehehe... ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 16:26, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

Last time I checked, I didn't win. And the winner is the one who dies. --Kalir, Novice Burninator _{(offer instruction)} 16:28, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

If you didn't notice, the title to this section says "Just for revenge..." not for any other reason. Meh, I'm weird. But then again, anyone who edits Uncyc is... ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 16:30, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

My bad. --Kalir, Novice Burninator _{(offer instruction)} 16:35, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

About FFI

Maybe...what is the description you had in mind? --Bleachie talc 19:53, 26 May 2006 (UTC)

Make it a little more nonsensical and it should work. --Bleachie talc 01:49, 28 May 2006 (UTC)

You should have waited a little while to post it, but it looks good. --Bleachie talc 19:15, 28 May 2006 (UTC)

Slaying war!

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The great and noble knight Emmzee hath killed Kalir with his/her
axe infected with Decapitation Disease because Kalir is a nefarious evil-doer.

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You are now a casualty of the almighty slaying war. Please slay someone else and give them this message.

WOW

No, not War on Want, or Willy on Wheels, but an exclamation of pleasant surprise. Never thought I would be nominated for NoM! Thank's. Still feeling all warm and fuzzy inside, but that may have been the curry I ate last night, only time will tell. Poor sportsmanship? but I've always thought it was the winning not the taking place that counted? hmmmm starts wondering how many sock puppets i can make before i'm noticed. --Usewho'sname? 07:46, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

In thanks for your complete stupidity excellent taste I have gone out and bought you this.

This user went to Wikipedia and all he got me was this lousy T-shirt

I hope you like it and wear it with pride--Usewho'sname? 23:19, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

Ooo... Sigilous. --Kalir, Novice Burninator _{(offer instruction)} 23:24, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for the award, although I do believe that only a well-trained observer like me could have made such an astounding discovery, so it is not obvious at all. Therefore,

This foul knave hath been slain. If this is thy talk page, please note that thou art deceased.

The great and noble knight Xiao Li hath killed Kalir with his/her Inaccuracy because Kalir is a nefarious evil-doer.

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--Sir Xiao Li CUN VFH NS (Talk) 01:34, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

No big. The more I die, the funnier it gets. Thanks to you, I am Uncyclopedia's Kenny. --Kalir, Novice Burninator _{(offer instruction)} 01:54, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

Thanks!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Golden Sun

Thanks for posting in my Talk page. It's fine if the Oscar Wilde part is reverted, I just thought that if Darth Vader was there for no reason, why not have Oscar Wilde rape Ivan too? I don't know how it could be the same thing because I thought I made it up, I might have been looking in the History and decided to put that back, but I don't remember doing that...

Sorry about the Yes/No part, I didn't know that's what you meant. =P I just thought I'd remove the Isaac 2.0 part because it didn't seem funny, but rather, stupid.

I moved the Isaac and others part from the villains section because well, they're not really villains. I know we're supposed to be spreading misinformation, but if Felix just said, "Oh umm Isaac, you're being an asshat again. We have to light the lighthouses!" Then Isaac would have joined them originally, therefore he's not really a villain. I could care less though, I say leave it as it is. You can also change "Russian Reversal" to "Stalin" if you want, but the quote was written wrong. See Russian Reversal, although you probably already know that. See you later! -Alexjohnc3 00:53, 8 June 2006 (UTC), the n00b

Also, I know this is a bit off-topic, but I've never been able to figure out how to edit my signature when I use the ~~~~. If you could point me to where I'd find this out it'd be a big help. ^_~

Thanks a lot for your help! Especially the example of your signature. I love how Wiki's have the random choice thing built in! ^_^ -AlexJohnc3; My Talk page 16:30, 10 June 2006 (UTC)

I'm a bit confused now...

So you like to be killed! OK, here it comes!

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The great and noble knight Timmytiptoe hath killed Kalir with his/her lumber because Kalir is a nefarious evil-doer.

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