User:Alexjohnc3

Member of the Order

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I have contributed 24845 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team.

24845

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This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.

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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

This user fears the clowns .

This user is a geek.

Sex

This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you.

Sex

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subliminal!

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ETP

Help end hunger! Eat the poor!

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This user's head A SPLODE.

This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.

This user should not be trusted.

I probably don't know who you are or why you're here, but have fun anyways and feel free to leave me a message on my talk page!

Yay, as of now I'm 18^th out of 191 people in Uncyclopedia's Folding@Home team! [1]

Some Articles I Like

Uncyclopedia

• Peoples' Nuclear Program
• God V. Nietzsche

UnNews

• Millions of stingrays found dead; Now endangered
• Pat Robertson soundly defeats Uncyclopedia at their own game
• All atheists proven to be Muslims
• Scientists baffled by missing energy source

Heroes

• Pat Robertson
• Chuck Norris
• Paul Berry
• Jerry Falwell
• Nobody
• <insert name here>
• Ray Comfort
• Ann Coulter
• Kent Hovind

Friends

Note: To add when I have friends. Currently everyone hates me. =' (
(remove this note and add your name if you wish)