User talk:Alexjohnc3

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Hello, Alexjohnc3, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for n00bs:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!    t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:21, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

Golden Sun

Sup? I think I know why Hinoa (not me, although I agree with his choice) decided to revert your edits.

In the article on Book One, he reverted the Oscar Wilde tidbit because it was exactly the same thing that we saw in the crappified version. Maybe I'll link you later. The Darth Vader thing is one of the few remnants from that version, as is the Russian Reversal quote (which I'm down with) and the Dutch Farmer bit.

More importantly, the article which you did request me to visit you in, Book Two. I see three main differences there. The first is your addition of the yes/no bit, which isn't a big deal, except that it's not exactly what I meant. The thing I did mean was that it plays the same in almost every way. Aside from the new features like multielemental summons (explained elsewhere) the game works almost exactly like it's predecessor. Also, it contradicts your second bit, the removal of the Isaac 2.0 remark, because he only said Yes and No as well.

The last bit you edited, the moving of Isaac and his Troupe to the Heroes section, is my biggest issue, and a minor one at that. When you start the game, you're doing it from the antagonists point of view. The people you started with are now your enemies. They only join you in the last third or so of the game. If we put that in there, it's an even larger spoiler than I intend to have, plus it takes away from the lacking Villains section.

Also, what lighthouses? There's no Lighthouses. You're crazy. --Kalir, Novice Burninator _{(offer instruction)} 00:06, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

Signature

What a coincidence, Hinoa taught me about those.

1. First, go to Preferences and set the Nickname to something like {{User:Alexjohnc3/sig}}. The User:Alexjohnc3 thing is required (as are the brackets), but what you put after the slash is up to you. Usually just sig works best, but again, up to you.
2. Create a page in your userspace with that same name. The easiest way to do that is to go to your userpage and add whatever you put at the end of your name in the nickname thing (sig or it's equivalent) to the end of the address in the address bar.
3. Put whatever you like in your signature space. I recommend at the least a link to your userpage and one to your talkpage. Here's an example of the coding in mine. I use a randomizer to spice things up. Others use images. Still others use buttons, titles they have earned, or tidbits of coding Self-aggrandizement.
4. If all the steps up to here were followed correctly, all you have to do now is add the four tildes as you mentioned to anything you need to sign and it will be done.

Best of luck, good sir. If you need any more help with some wiki things, be sure to talk back. (And thanks for being a good sport about Golden Sun. --Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 05:33, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

Don't like the truth? Great!

Deleting president Clinton’s accolades and changing a certain punctuation mark on my latest masterwork liberals makes me realize you’re the person I’ve been waiting for, you took your time! Why not change some things you don’t like on my other masterwork: Organised religion and we can have a good old fashioned flamewar.

War out y’all! Weri long wang 16:48, 24 July 2006 (UTC)

God damn it! I’ve picked the wrong editor again! I could have sworn it was you! Sorry about the mistake. The edits I was talking about were changing “Deep rooted hatred of liberty?” to “deep rooted hatred of liberty!” and getting rid of Bill Clinton’s record with regard to the economy (falling unemployment rising stock market etc). If it wasn’t you I’ll find who it really was. Weri long wang 12:07, 25 July 2006 (UTC)

What’s this: [1]?

Hah hah! J'accuse! Weri long wang 12:13, 25 July 2006 (UTC)

Just asked 'cause I'm bored during the holiday. Thanks for - whatever. Weri long wang 13:12, 25 July 2006 (UTC)

Quote mishappery

Go ask Algorithm. He changed it today. --Ж Kalir _{yes, I play Pokémon} 22:13, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

Just in case you aren't watching that talk page, I fixed the {{Q}} template. See that usage on that page for how to make it work inside <choose> tags. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:40, 9 August 2006 (UTC)

ED

Hi, I have deleted "User:Alexjohnc3/Encyclopedia Dramatica reasons" as part of our ongoing drive against spam. If you need a copy of the text for another site (ie one relevant to the discussion) let me know and I will sort it so you have access to it. Thanks.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Uncyclopedia of the Month

Thanks for your vote. I really appreciate it. --Lt. Orion Blastar (talk) 22:27, 12 October 2006 (UTC)

I'm leaving a message on your user talk page!

Go me! Yayyyy! - Sir Real Hamster {talk} {contribs} 21:50, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Congratulations sir. You win the Internet. AlexJohnc3 ^Complain F@H Fx2 22:11, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Jerry Falwell

I see you've already left a comment on Jerry's talk page, but while you were away, a Declaration of Gratification has been written there! Care to sign? --Ye Olde Luke 03:15, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the link. I had completely forgotten about my good friend Jerry. AlexJohnc3 ^Complain F@H Fx2 03:38, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

Nice, I like what you've done with the declarations! Wish I'd thought of that. --YeOldeLuke 22:30, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

Heh, well you're the one who thought of the declaration in the first place. =P AlexJohnc3 ^Complain F@H Fx2 23:17, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

• UPDATE --The Jerry Falwell Page got deleted, along with our declarations. Are you firends with any admins who would restore the subpage? --YeOldeLuke 23:25, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Sorry sir, I don't go on Uncyclopedia very often, much less do I have any admin friends. I should note, however, that the page is still there and is not Jerry Falwell/declarations (as you posted on Talk:Jerry Falwell), but rather Jerry Falwell/declaration. Hope that helps! AlexJohnc3 ^Complain F@H Fx2 03:22, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Oh, Oops. My bad. Glad you got that fixed up. --YeOldeLuke 04:40, 26 November 2007 (UTC)