User:Xiao Li

Commander of the Order

I'm mostly inactive nowadays; I might try to write something if I have the chance.

Stuff

Articles

Not responsible for death or stabbing out of eyes with pen out etc. Read at your own risk.

• Grand Conspiracy - Featured (and translated into Portuguese!)
• HowTo:Breathe - Featured
• Tao Te Ching
• Obscurantism
• Uncyclopedia:Accuracy
• Self-aggrandizement
• The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire
• The Babelfish Edition of Uncyclopedia

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People I Have Killed in Battle

It is very convenient to get rid of people. Just use {{Killed|Your Name|Dead Person|[weapon=]}}!

• No user, only a user page
• Acid Ammo
• Xiao Li
• The Wheel - It shall plague the world no more!
• User:Kalir - for asking for a choice of weapons.
  • - and again for being slightly inaccurate in his choice of awards.
• User:Ghelae - for insulting the veracity of Grand Conspiracy
• User:Suresh
• User:RWG - for abusing the periodic table
• User:Jayrod - for awarding himself the Werehamster Award not once, but three times, in a fit of self-aggrandizement previously unseen by the human eye.
• User:Mr. Illuminated Megacaesarlord-Optimus-Prime Velociraptor-Augustus of the Absolute Infinite - for his egotism and the fact that he is my sock puppet
• User:67.72.98.46 - for being awesome (also awarded WH and nominated the user for Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Year)
• User:Odysseus - For returning to Ithaca

Please add your name to the list. I need more people to kill!

Babel/Userboxes

Uncyclopedia:Babel
ht-N This user is a native speaker of HTML. ht-N	re-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Recondite English. re-2	zh-F This user got an F in 中文 and likes their native language better (if they have one). zh-F
zh-N This user is a native speaker of 中文. zh-N	cpp-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of C++. cpp-1	This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
rh-E This user only speaks Random Humour because it was a required course in school. rh-E	es-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español. es-1	tlh-P This fucker speaks Klingon heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. tlh-P
AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! AA!	usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx	Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! Meow!
This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.	This user is a geek.	This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.	This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.	This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
This user hates you and everyone you care about.	ego This user is a deluded egomaniac. ego

Awards

Featured Article: Grand Conspiracy

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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Certificate of Respiration is hereby granted to: Xiao Li for his/her ability to breathe. --Uncyclopedia HowTo

- for Obvious :) - Sikon 10:18, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

(moved from talk page)

- for stating that Uncyclopedia is inaccurate. I'm sure someone else has noticed, but you went out there and stated it. Applause, good sir. --Kalir, Novice Burninator _{(offer instruction)} 01:24, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

Other

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User goodthink U.W.P member.

Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.