User:No user, only a user page

All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader!
Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon.
If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

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There is no actual Uncyclopedia user named "No user, only a user page." However, there does appear to be a user page for this user, which makes no sense.

"'Cyclops, you asked my noble name, and I will tell it; but do you give the stranger's gift, just as you promised. My name is Nobody. Nobody I am called by mother, father, and by all my comrades.'

"So I spoke, and from a ruthless heart he straightway answered: 'Nobody I eat up last, after his comrades; all the rest first; and that shall be the stranger's gift for you.'

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en F This user got an F in English and likes their native language better (if they have one). en F
eo F This user got an F in Esperanto and likes their native language better (if they have one). eo F
de F This user got an F in Deutsch and likes their native language better (if they have one). de F
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--Sir Xiao Li CUN VFH NS (Talk) 02:12, 23 March 2006 (UTC)

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