User:Mr. Illuminated Megacaesarlord-Optimus-Prime Velociraptor-Augustus of the Absolute Infinite

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One of the many forms that I take.

This user is infinitely better than <insert name here>.

I, Mr. Illuminated Megacaesarlord-Optimus-Prime Velociraptor-Augustus of the Absolute Infinite, by the grace of god myself, am the Master of Self-aggrandizement. Without me, Uncyclopedia would not exist and you would all be cannibals! But I have banished all evil from the Universe with Self-aggrandizement.

I am the MOST POWERFUL BEING IN THE UNIVERSE and CONQUEROR OF THE GALAXY!!!!111eleventy!!1!!

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This user : you :: Alexander the Great : one silicon dioxide molecule in a grain of sand in the desert
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This user speaks all languages at a superior level.
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Note: this user page was made to be used in the article Self-aggrandizement; the user is actually the sockpuppet of User:Xiao Li

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