User:Suresh

Welcome to the home of Dummy Anand Suresh

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Commander of the Order

“Only two things are infinite, my patience and the stupidity of mankind, and I'm not sure about the former..”

~ Einstein on adding more confusion to infinity

Some Texas Jewboys at work, stealing cattle

Templates

This user is Swedish …and hates going to IKEA! (List of Swedish Uncyclopedians)

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This user only speaks Italiano enough to seduce native Italiano speakers .

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And now to the important stuff:

My contributions.

Pearls

Emancipation

Bits and Pieces

• Asia Intro
• Cynicism Total makeover.
• Females Total facelift.
• Niue The Swedish part
• Idiocrates The death
• Sun A slice
• String theory A string
• Culture (The cultural part)
  
• Genitalia (the private parts)
• Guinness (most of it)
• Infinity The end, I mean, the beginning
• Moment of Zen The moment itself
• Mustache (introduction)
• Socialism (most of it)
• Pakistan and India(Constantly supervising...Damn you vile nationalists)
  
• GO (the black stones)
  
• Strasbourg Everything except original idea
  
• Tourettes Chinese part
  
• Hindi to be expanded...
  
• Worst 100 Quick Detections that an Uncyclopedia page sucks of All Time Started it...

Main contributions

• Anal probing (Don't ask why)
  
• Asperger's syndrome (together with Todd Lyons, mainly)
  
• Amritsar
  
• Baile Átha Cliath
• Clairvoyance Voted for Deletion by some boring schmuck
  

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• A Commercial Break

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• User:Suresh/Dogma Saved from the ashes of the library of Alexandria
  
• Doppler effect
• Goa Tse Original idea - in pure shock.
• Kabul
  
• Turbanestan
  
• Jainism
  
• Hinduism
  
• Porcelain
• Relativism
  
• Responsibility
• The Midnight Sun
  
• Nynorsk A reaction against uneducated ranting on the subject
  
• San Marino
  
• Swedish Academy
  
• Texas Jewboys
• Tom Lehrer
  
• Transpiranto by Suresho Nordlundo
  
• Your Problem, that is.
  
• Sanskrit
• Syndicalism
• Åland Islands

==I am also responsible == for messing up the following pages:

Entropy
Dadaism The Dada part
Persian
Reasons not to be a devout Muslim
Arab-Israeli_Conflict
Paul Feyerabend all of it
Richard Feynman Lay-man principle and quote
Voltaire Wilde quotes
Wal-Mart's Republic of China

Disclaimer

I also decline all knowledge about the following heaps of dirt:

Law of Jante
Antifeminism
Norrland
Paranoia. Seriously. I have nothing to do with it.
The real truth about paranoia . Give up. It's not me. I promise.

• Worst 100 Nutty Conspiracy Theories of All Time Seriously. Give me a break!

and most of all *brrr*:

The Uncompleteness Theorem

Templates

• Template:Sins
• Template:Gay material
• Template:PrincessCake
• Template:Old_Subject

Experiments

• User:Suresh/Zork

Safeguarding

• User:Suresh/India

• User:Suresh/Dope

Awardses

Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

--Rataube 12:45, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios.
Apparently you are "notable". Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.

13:09, 9 February 2006