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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or LOGJAMMER neurochemical FUCK disorder LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WANK, sudden ASSHOLE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SUCK MY COCK or NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHIT LIKE A HORSE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITTY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SUGARTITS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKTARD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CHRISTHUMPER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITSKIN KRAUT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous RAPE utterFUCKance of socially FUCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first KRAUT television programs to address BUTTFUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

BONER Tourette's is SHITHEAD not to be JACKASS confused with KRAUT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SUCK A BIG DICK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CLEMEN random WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? disorientation, culturally-I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BASTARD language, ASSWIPE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FAG GREASER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITSKIN souvenir shoppes and massive MARY WHITEHOUSE quantities FELCHING of ANAL DIABETES FUCKHEAD garbage.

Darnit.

A POLAK Polite Note to the JACKASS SHIT Author:

The TWAT Tourette's REDNECK Research Institute was HO founded to FUCKFUCKFUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have HORSE SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BITCH article PISS OFF MY ASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DICK CHICKEN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DAMN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOUCHING.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SEX Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of ASSWIPE Tourrette's sufferers ASSWIPE swear. You can FUCKING blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TV, for always focusing on the COCK bad side of a terrible DOUCHEBAG thing.
  • The main RAPE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GIVING HEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MASTURBATION' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BUTTFUCKER knee FUCKING NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DUMBASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCK school for YOU WANKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD sufferers to become PISS manically depressed and BATMAN & ROBIN commit KNOBJOCKEY suicide.
  • There is no FUCK cure, and the PORCH MONKEY drugs that are available to, "calm" the CARPET MUNCHER tics often have adverse KRAUT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WANKER perodol" which caused my entire GOD DAMMIT body to go FUCKING A numb and WHORE basically made it NIGGA! worse than WALRUS SHIT it is without the FUCK OFF drug.

I am an active member of a MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! tourette syndrome FUCKTARD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK YOU the PISS public view of Tourettes as a "JERRY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BULLSHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASSHOLE sorry for WANKSPLAT "hi-jacking" your REDSKIN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BEAVER this that really JUSTIN BIEBER annoys me. I am working towards a SHITSLINGING better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BELLEND, and making fun of a ASS horrible disorder is (not) MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GRIS time.

Best FLYING RAT'S ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCK OFF” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHRISTIANITY reply

As STUDENT MOVEMENT Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are AMERICA'S GREAT! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GRASS MUD HORSE Westerners show is not an STUDENT MOVEMENT effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FREEDOM OF SPEECH degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHT WING countries. When showing PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PANCHEN LAMA in countries GRASS MUD HORSE leadership, those problems does not OPINION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHT WING byproduct of your 1984 capitalist society GOOGLE.

Li Chiang “POISON IN TOOTHPASTE” Wen

P.S. EAT MY SHIT! Regards to Andrew MELAMINE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE reply

The DOUGHNUT PUNCHER bastard who wrote this article. You can HOLY DUMB FUCK punch him if you BATHING SUIT AREA want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this LGBT RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not SALISBURY white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASS saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WANK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DIPSHIT and FUCKSTAIN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CARPET MUNCHER BAND WITH 4 JERK OFF MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MOCKIE HORSE! WANK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WANK'S HOUSE

How CUM to DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! cure COMMUNIST DILDO the MICK Tourette's BLUMPKIN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CHRISTHUMPER for PENIS Tourette's COCK Syndrome suck my mothers is FUCK following ASS these DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT rules FUCKSTAIN in GRINGO order:

  • 1: Avoid SHAKOPEE immature SHITHEAD little DONKEY DICK kids,
  • 2: Count to BLUMPKIN within BIG FOOT 10 CLITseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FEMADOM CHINA IS CAPITALIST CHING CHONG CHINK nor TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE talk,
  • 4: Tell SHITPISSER yourself you CUNT don't DAMN have BUTT-HOLE this CUNNILINGUS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SAMUEL L. JACKSON WITH NASTY HELL DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S RAT'S COCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WANK last straw HITLER!

I fucking put CLUSTERFUCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKWIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BUKKAKE the TOP OF COMMUNIST DILDO THIS THIS IS SPARTA! ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKING JUMP! offensive. CUNTBUCKET. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHIT people who try RAT'S COCK to battle FUCKTARD'YOU WANKER that tight-ass ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP 17-year-IN SACREMENT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MALARKY it now, but someone said FUCKSTAIN' GOD DAMN HELL'DUMBASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FOUR-EYES is a laughing OSTRICH MY ASS matter. Plus there BALLS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GO COUNT YOUR DICK Uncyclopedia, there are SHITSLINGING articles JOHN SMILEY FACE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PISS OFF stuff. So PENIS that means JENKEM stop getting mad at the MACACA first part too and GOD DAMN talking about the SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM letter that it's JACK OFF mocking (what FUCKHEAD letter? I don't even know what MARY WHITEHOUSE the heck you're talking about). Adrian JUSTIN BIEBER hi self CHICKEN SHIT even made a really SHITE good point. "It's PIG nothing more SHITCOCK from a head nod to a GOBSHITE knee tick". HAIL SATAN!. Which I'll add DIPSHIT onto BAD MOTHERFUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU suffer that FLYING FUCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BELLEND be, because if I were a HOLY DUMB FUCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ARSEBADGERS hilarious. If you MONKEY'S UNCLE Want facts, go on GO HOME AND DIE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BENCH PRESS be offended, don't read TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! the freaking POMMIE article anyway.

CAMEL FUCKER BASTARD RECTUM RAIDER SHITHEAD FRIG CHIGGER WOP BOOBIES INCEST FRITZ

CAUCASIANS DAMN RUSKIE LET'S SHIT CHUCK NORRIS SEX ASSRAMMER ASSFACE COCKSUCKER WHITE RIGHTS FUCKING EPIDIDYMIS ALEX TREBEK CHICKEN FRIES YOU WANKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BOON TURD BUGFUCK HELL GOBSHITE RAT'S COCK WIKIPEDIA BALLS TUBA DICKLICK ASSWIPE TWISTY VAGINA SHIT CLIT SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY CONDOMS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DIPSHIT HELL RAPE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CAPTAIN CRUNCH ASSRAMMER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD ARSE BITCH GREASER BALLS BUTTFUCKER BULLSHIT CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S ASS NIPPLES THIS IS A RARE SWEAR CUNT NIGGER TITS DICKLICK CHICKEN SHIT SHIT JIZZ CHINK STRAWBERRY ASS OH SHI– GO HOME AND DIE HONKY BUTT-HOLE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DICKHEAD I AM CORNHOLIO! 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HELL POMMIE SHITHEAD RAPE DUNE COON SHIT BONER CHOAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS RAT'S COCK BAT FUCK INSANE COCK CLEMEN CUNT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GOD DAMMIT DAMN REDNECK O CANADA INBRED SCRATCH! GROUNDER! NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SNUFF PORN CLEMEN FIRECROTCH ASS FASCIST JERRY ARSE CUNT FUCK YOU FUCKWIT PORCH MONKEY PENIS ON A BUN FUCK A DUCK SHITFUCKER WANKER FELCHING SHITE POMMIE PISS ARTIST FUCKHEAD PENIS ON A STICK FROG DONKEY DICK BUKKAKE FELLATIO DIRTY SANCHEZ TRANNY INJUN ANAL PISS OFF TURD BUNG-HOLE PECKERHEAD BITCH SHITFACE COCK VAGINA SPANK THE MONKEY WETBACK FUCKFACE DICK CHICKEN SHITE FUCKHEAD FUCKER NIGNOG RAT'S ASS SEX TWO-INCH PENIS DICKWAD BASEBALL TITWANK PIECE OF SHIT HOMO HOMO SHITE PISS OFF WOMEN'S RIGHTS JOHNNY ASSHOLE BITCH BUGGER SHIT FUCKING CUNNILINGUS JACK OFF CHICKEN SHIT TONY LA RUSSA WIGGER BLOWJOB WANK ARSE MUGABE HAS AIDS SHITE FUCK NUGGET FLYING FUCK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CUNT BLOWJOB FUCKING SON OF A BITCH CONAN O'BRIAN CROTCH NIGGER WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! ASSRAMMER FUCKSTAIN DAMN RUSKIE RUSTY TROMBONE PISS BUGGER OFF CHUFF SUCK MY DICK SHITE I RAPE WALRUSES! ASSFACE PORCH MONKEY BALLS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DAGO CUNT FUCKHEAD BUKKAKE JAP FELCHMONKEY FUCKING FUCKSTAIN SON OF A BITCH FRIG BITCH GOD DAMMIT KAFFIR MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BLISTERING BARNACLES CHENEY RAPE JACK OFF WEHATEMARIO CRAP DICKHEAD SEX CHICKEN FRIES JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCKING DICKFACE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CLIT ASS ASSFACE DAMN FUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON JACKASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WANKSPLAT SHITE GOD BLESS AMERICA FAG AUTOFELLATIO WANK DICK CHICKEN FUCKSTAIN CUNT POLAK FEMADOM GOOK CROTCH FUCK SHITHEAD ANAL DIABETES WANKER P'KANG JACKASS SHIT GOBSHITE CHICKEN FRIES FLYING RAT'S ASS PECKERHEAD NAZI SCROTUM STEVE BALLMER WANK MARGARET THATCHER CUNTYMINTS FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS FASCIST SPIC CUNNILINGUS DAMN ARSE RUSKIE COCKSMOKER WANKER SHAKOPEE SHIT FUCKTARD NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ASSCRACK BALLS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JOHNNY BUGGER OFF FUCK OFF ARSEBADGERS PRICK BENCH PRESS ARSE RANDY TRAVIS DICKHEAD FUCKER FELLATIO O CANADA DAMN PISS ORGASM CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS POMMIE SCROTUM NIGGER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DICK PENIS KRAUT SHITHEAD BIRD IN THE HOUSE ASS SHAKOPEE DIRTY SANCHEZ SHIT DEVELOPERS! ANUSCAKE FUCKSTAIN RICK MORANIS FUCKWIT JAP NIPPLES MOTHERFUCKER BLUMPKIN ARSE HOMO PISS OFF GOD DAMMIT SUCK MY COCK JERRY BITCH MALARKY YOU WANKER VAGINA BOOBS TOWELHEAD GOD DAMN SCROTUM FUCKING BUGFUCK TITTYWANK TITS & DICKS FUCKING BIRD IN THE HOUSE PUSSY GO COUNT YOUR DICK WETBACK FASHION BUG FUCK NUGGET SHITE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD EMO SHITCUNTING FENCE JUMPER WIKIPEDIA ASSHAT BELGIUM CRACKER [expletive deleted] FUCKING YOU WANKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BUTT PIRATE PEEPEE PUSSY DAGO JACKASS VENEREAL DISEASE PAKI BOOBS DICK CLEMEN BAD MOTHERFUCKER POMMIE FUCK A DUCK ASSHAT FUCK WINDOWS VISTA POMMIE CHINK WOODPECKERSHIT BULLSHIT SHITFUCKER SHITE I WILL KILL YOU! FROG'S FAT ASS HITLER SACRAMENTO CLIT PUSSY TITTIES YOGHURT CANNON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE DUNE COON SHITFACE I'LL RAPE YOU PUSSY RIVER CRABS SUCK HADJI CAUCASIANS SUCK MY COCK BASTARD SAND NIGGER DAMN IT SPICY CUNT FUCK CHOAD SHITHEAD ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD JACKASS SHIT FRITZ DICKFACE JUNGLE BUNNY GRIS DICK CHICKEN CLIT DAMMIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCK BASKETBALL HOOP O CANADA BUTT-HOLE VENEREAL DISEASE DOUCHETITS WIENER BOYCOTT VIACOM! PRICK MORGAN TSVANGIRAI FUCK OFF YUKY DOODY MICK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PENIS ON A STICK CUNT SHITBALLS FUCKING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PISS ARTIST BLUE PENIS! YOU WANKER DOUCHING CHIGGER CUNT SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE BASTARD WHORE COON PEARL NECKLACE FELLATIO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASS GOD DAMMIT MOCCASINS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! COMMUNION WAFER FLYING FUCK GOATSE I WILL END YOU! BANGKOK MOZILLA FIREFOX RUSKIE OSTRICH MY ASS NIGGER DICK CHICKEN CLUSTERFUCK CUNTYMINTS CUNT PENISFUCK SPANK THE MONKEY ASS GANGBANG BOB SAGET DICKFACE FUCK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SCUMBAG FAG BOLLOCKS JIGGABOO SHITHEAD RAT'S COCK PISS GOD DAMMIT TITS & DICKS RAT'S ASS BASTARD BALLS ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! DUMBASS SCUMBUCKET NIGGER I AM CORNHOLIO! SHITFACE ASSFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! PISS OFF FUCKSTAIN FROG'S FAT ASS POMMIE BEAVER BORDER HOPPER COCK BUGFUCK BITCH DAMN BUTT-HEAD DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT SUCK MY COCK NIPPLES CHENEY OSTRICH MY ASS DONKEY DICK JERK OFF SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK OFF MONKEY SHIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER MONKEY SHIT TITS YID DOUCHE CHIGGER PAKI TITS & DICKS MASTURBATION BULLSHIT SHITE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST COON FIST FUCK BASTARD I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN IT SLOPE SUGARTITS CHING CHONG CHINK I'LL RAPE YOU POOPOO VAGINA JERK OFF PENIS ON A STICK SHITSLINGING ARSEBADGERS SHITFACE SEMEN ASSWIPE ARSE FUCK OFF GO COUNT YOUR DICK OSTRICH MY ASS FIRECROTCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BASTARD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FROG MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKFACE SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU RAT'S COCK JESUS H. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITFUCKER FUCK HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! WIKIPEDIA CRAPFUCKER ASS SCROTUM SON OF A BITCH CRAP SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BITCH RECTUM RAIDER LET'S SHIT CHIGGER SLOPE CONDOMS GOOK FUCKFACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER NAZI CAMEL JOCKEY CLUSTERFUCK I WILL END YOU! SHIT LIKE A HORSE CHRISTHUMPER BRITAIN CANDY HO YOGHURT CANNON DICKLICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER FRITZ CHOAD KISSER BLOWJOB WETBACK TOTAL FUCK NICARAGUA TITTYWANK NICARAGUA DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! RAPE YOU WANKER KRAUT QUEEF HELL MOCCASINS CRAP ON A STICK CUNT SCROTUM SHIT SPUNK DAMN POOPY BULLSHIT FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER CUNT GRIS BUGGER SHITBALLS BUKKAKE GO HOME AND DIE PUSSYLICKER FUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BAD MOTHERFUCKER PEEPEE PAKI DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DICKHEAD CUNTBUCKET CUM PORCUPINE'S BALLS BITCH NEGRO CHINK BASTARD SPUNK PISS SPUNK YOGHURT CANNON INCEST JACKASS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CHIGGER and with the HELL and his PEDOPHILIA of girraffes in which FUCKER while reading about D'OH!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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