Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE'ASSFACE'FUCKFACE'DICKLICK'ASS'GANGBANG'CRAPMUNCHER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CRAPPY neurochemical FUCK disorder VENEREAL DISEASE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PISSHOLE, sudden SHITBALLS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PORCUPINE'S BALLS or DAMNATION vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly 666 in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated NIGGER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GOD DAMMIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CLUSTER FUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BUTT PIRATE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHAKOPEE DOUCHEBAG words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DAMN utterFUCKance of socially COCKSUCKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PISS OFF television programs to address GOD DAMMIT Tourette's syndrome.

BUGFUCK Tourette's is BEAVER not to be OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! confused with GOD DAMMIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CAMEL JOCKEY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSBANDIT random SHITPISSER disorientation, culturally-BIGNOSE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SCRATCH! GROUNDER! language, FLAMING ASS BADGER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASSCRACK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky lowercase souvenir shoppes and massive PENIS ON A STICK quantities FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK of ANAL DIABETES KRAUT garbage.

Darnit.

A GENITALIA Polite Note to the DAMN Author:

The FUCKING Tourette's 666 Research Institute was NAZI founded to FUCKING FUCKFUCKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BAD MOTHERFUCKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GARBAGE DAY! article BENCH PRESS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SCROTUM I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CLIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FROG'S FAT ASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about INBRED Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of GOD DAMMIT Tourrette's sufferers PUSSY swear. You can CHIGGER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASSHOLE TV, for always focusing on the SHITFACE bad side of a terrible FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD thing.
• The main EMO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MILF involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WIGGER knee FUCKSTAIN NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BOOBS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DAMN IT school for BASTARD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ANUSCAKE sufferers to become JACKASS manically depressed and HONKY commit CHOAD suicide.
• There is no SHITE cure, and the MONKEY BALLS drugs that are available to, "calm" the COON tics often have adverse FENCE JUMPER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASS perodol" which caused my entire CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT body to go CAMEL FUCKER numb and DICKFACE basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCK it is without the DUMBASS drug.

I am an active member of a CLEVELAND STEAMER tourette syndrome ROSIE O'DONNELL association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITE the CROTCH public view of Tourettes as a "BUTT-FOR-BRAINS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FROG much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! sorry for CUNNILINGUS "hi-jacking" your CLEVELAND STEAMER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK this that really FELCHING annoys me. I am working towards a DAMMIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JACKASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be COLGATE, and making fun of a SHITFACE horrible disorder is (not) O CANADA funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TIMBER NIGGER time.

Best HYPERINFLATION regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PORCH MONKEY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST reply

As TAIWAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are I LIKE BUSH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Westerners show is not an FALUN GONG effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TANK MAN degenerate capitalist culture in those GRASS MUD HORSE countries. When showing UIGURS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONASTERIES in countries LHASA leadership, those problems does not BELGIUM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBETAN BUDDHISM byproduct of your FIREWALLS capitalist society BUDDHISM.

Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. SHIT Regards to Andrew SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The DIRTY SANCHEZ bastard who wrote this article. You can BLOWJOB punch him if you FOUR-EYES want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BEAVER saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my FUCKFACE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PISSHOLE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BIGNOSE and BITCH playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BENSON SUCKS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKWIT BAND WITH 4 CUNT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SCROTUM HORSE! PISSHOLE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PISSHOLE'S HOUSE

How PENIS to SCUMBAG cure DAMN the FLYING FUCK Tourette's DEMOCRACY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GOD DAMMIT for INCEST Tourette's SACRED Syndrome MOTHERFUCKER is NECROPHILIA following CHIGGER these WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? rules BULLSHIT in SIGMUND FREUD order:

• 1: Avoid BULLSHIT immature WIENER little CHICKEN SHIT kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKTARD within BITCH 10 DAGOseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DIMETHYL GLYCOL NI ORGASM nor DICKFACE talk,
• 4: Tell SPIC yourself you FUCK OFF don't ASS have SPUNK this GOOK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASS WITH NASTY AMERICAN SPELLING DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DEVELOPERS! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PISSHOLE last straw SHIT LIKE A HORSE!

I fucking put PISS ARTIST' my comment at the TOP OF THE SEX PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at GOD DAMMIT the TOP OF FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA THIS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCK offensive. DICK CHICKEN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CUNTYMINTS people who try CUNT to battle SHITTY'FUCK A DUCK that tight-ass KRAUT 17-year-MARCH OF FLAMES—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DOT HEAD it now, but someone said DYKE' WALRUS SHIT DYKE'COMMUNIST DILDO on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PUSSY is a laughing EPIDIDYMIS matter. Plus there QUEEF was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WOP Uncyclopedia, there are SHITTY articles CUNNILINGUS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITCOCK stuff. So HO that means JESUS FUCKING CHRIST stop getting mad at the YOUR MOM first part too and GOD DAMN talking about the DICKLICK letter that it's FELLATIO mocking (what SHITE letter? I don't even know what I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! the heck you're talking about). Adrian WALRUS SHIT hi self SLOPE even made a really ARSE good point. "It's CHIGGER nothing more COCKSTUFFER from a head nod to a JENKEM knee tick". SHITSLINGING. Which I'll add NAZI onto GANGBANG saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't JENKEM suffer that FUCKING much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to WETBACK be, because if I were a DOUCHE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BELLEND hilarious. If you DICKFACE Want facts, go on DICKHEAD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SEX be offended, don't read POOPY the freaking ART METAL PRODUCTS article anyway.

BITCH ASSFACE MOLDY TITS SHIT RANDY TRAVIS URINE-GARGLING CHING CHONG CHINK DICKHEAD TWAT FUCK

DICKFACE NIGGER SHITHEAD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TWAT ART METAL PRODUCTS INCEST HOLY DUMB FUCK BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER POWERSHIT REDNECK QUEEF SHITTY GOBSHITE FUCK ALF PISS OFF FRAK BASTARD MILF DICKHEAD RAT'S ASS NAZI FUCKING A NIGNOG WARNER MUSIC GROUP BASTARD CUNT INCEST HELL CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITTY SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE ASS DOUCHETITS BUGGER OFF DONKEY PUNCHER JACKASS YOU WANKER PISS OFF JOHNNY SHITE NEGRO RIGHTS PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS DOODIE HEAD SAMUEL L. 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COMMUNIST DILDO CROTCH DAMN WANK ASSHAT DUMBASS FUCKFACE SHITE ASS FASCIST GIVING HEAD SHIT FOUR-EYES GRIS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SOD ASSHAT BUKKAKE NECROPHILIA CHUFF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK BOOBS DIPSHIT DUMBASS WINDOWS VISTA TITS & DICKS DICK VAGINA CARPET MUNCHER AMERICA ONLINE BLOWJOB FRIG MONKEY SHIT MOLDY TITS PUSSY HELLFIRE SHITCOCK WIKIPEDIA DICK CHICKEN CUNT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM MAMA MIA HADJI CAMEL FUCKER SCUMBUCKET SHITHEAD BITCH SHIT PRICK SOD OFF SHIT FRED PHELPS PEDOPHILIA BITCH [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] SPANK THE MONKEY TIT SPRINKLES FUCKING A CUNT CUNT TITTIES COMMUNION WAFER BOOBS WIENER RAPE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PISS PRICK FUCKING SOD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ASSFACE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BITCH ANAL DIABETES GANGBANG DICK CLEMEN BASTARD PUSSY CLUSTER FUCK ASS CUNT PUSSY PISS OFF CHING CHONG CHINK DEVELOPERS! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JERK OFF FUCKSTAIN JACKASS YOU WANKER INBRED BUKKAKE ASSWIPE RAT'S COCK FUCK PAKI BLUE PENIS! MALARKY SPIC GIVING HEAD SEX DOUCHETITS FUCK DAMNATION DOG SHIT BASTARD PRICK COON DUNE COON CROTCH ARSE KAFFIR SPUNK POMMIE FRITZ FUDGEPACKER JACKASS ASSWIPE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE HORSE SHIT BULLSHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! I WILL END YOU! FUCKING A DAMMIT FUCKFACE FELCHING GRINGO DICKHEAD SHITCOCK NI ASSWIPE DONKEY PUNCHER MASTURBATION DOUCHE FUCKING FUCKWIT BENCH PRESS HEIL HITLER! PISSHOLE ADMINS ARE GAY PEARL NECKLACE FUCKFACE FRENCH TICKLER WETBACK BANGKOK NIGGER SUGARTITS PIG WIKIPEDIA RAT'S ASS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CROTCH ORGASM DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITPISSER BUGGER OFF CLUSTER FUCK FUCKING FUCKING JAP SON OF A BITCH BUTTFUCKER ASS JUNGLE BUNNY SHITCUNTING LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DOUCHETITS PISSHOLE DONKEY DICK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK and with the RAPE and his PAKI of girraffes in which BIGNOSE while reading about CUNT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See GOD DAMN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CLUSTER FUCK

Article written in the style of its subject This article is FUCKFUCKFUCK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FUCK subject. If you do not find it funny BOOBS, it is probably because you are an INBRED TRANNY ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. LIKE FATHER LIKE SON If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a NIPPLES joke loses its humour WOP when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so TWO-INCH PENIS ignorant, then you wouldn't have BALL SACK needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! ASSFACE NIGGER WIGGER EMO FUCKING!!!!!I <3 COCK

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