Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HOMO neurochemical FUCK disorder SCUMBAG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BEAVER, sudden ASSRAPING m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BUTT-FOR-BRAINS or SON OF A BITCH vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SUITCASE PENIS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BITCH include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken RUSKIE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKFACE SAND NIGGER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BLUE PENIS! utterFUCKance of socially PENISBIRD objectionable words).
DIPSHIT Tourette's is DOG SHIT not to be SPICY CUNT FUCK confused with SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKHEAD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DUMBASS random ANUSCAKE disorientation, culturally-FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MARGARET THATCHER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DUMBASS language, PISSHOLE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASSHOLE PISS OFF of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKHEAD souvenir shoppes and massive YOU WANKER quantities PRICK of ANAL DIABETES NEGRO garbage.
Darnit.
A BASTARD Polite Note to the CROTCH Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BAD MOTHERFUCKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JOHNNY article BALLS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PRICK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNNILINGUS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKFACE.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKHEAD Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Tourrette's sufferers FUCK A DUCK swear. You can CHING CHONG CHINK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DOUCHETITS TV, for always focusing on the FUCK bad side of a terrible PISS OFF thing.
- The main DAMN IT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITTING DICK NIPPLES involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKSTAIN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASS knee CRAPMUNCHER NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is SCUMBAG no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BUTT-FOR-BRAINS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at RAT'S ASS school for NORTH KOREA something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHAKOPEE sufferers to become RAT'S ASS manically depressed and PRICK commit BOOBS suicide.
- There is no ASS cure, and the TWAT drugs that are available to, "calm" the FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE tics often have adverse YOU WANKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKWIT perodol" which caused my entire YUKKY DOODY body to go CHICKEN SHIT numb and DICK CHICKEN basically made it NIGGA! worse than PISS OFF MY ASS it is without the MARGARET THATCHER drug.
I am an active member of a RAT'S COCK tourette syndrome SOD OFF association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JAP the DICKHEAD public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKWIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DUMBASS much much (hand spasms) more...
I am CUNT sorry for SHIT "hi-jacking" your SEX entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKING this that really FRENCH TICKLER annoys me. I am working towards a RUSKIE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ALF article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKING, and making fun of a DAGO horrible disorder is (not) TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMN IT time.
Best TWISTY VAGINA regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “SHITSLINGING” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST reply
As DEMOCRACY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are 1984 not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DALAI LAMA Westerners show is not an I LIKE BUSH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHT WING degenerate capitalist culture in those INDIA HAS NUKES countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BELGIUM in countries OPINION leadership, those problems does not FREEDOM OF SPEECH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TAIWAN byproduct of your MONGOLIANS capitalist society MONASTERIES.
Li Chiang “NORTH KOREA” Wen
P.S. GOOK Regards to Andrew 30 CASES OF PICKLES Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply
As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this KU KLUX KLAN article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIV NEGATIVE put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not SALISBURY white?
Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BOOBIES saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine BEAVER Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are SPUNK and VAGINA playing Roblox's Adopt Me with MILF music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASSHOLE BAND WITH 4 AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BALLS HORSE! BEAVER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BEAVER'S HOUSE
How DICKHEAD to YOGHURT CANNON cure PEDOPHILIA the WANK Tourette's FUCKER Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment SHITFUCKER for FUCKING JUMP! Tourette's WANK Syndrome IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! is PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM following SUCK A BIG DICK these BONER rules I'LL RAPE YOU in DOG SHIT order:
- 1: Avoid GOAT DICK immature PEARL NECKLACE little MOSES kids,
- 2: Count to BOOBS within SUCK COCKS IN HELL! 10 TITTIESseconds,
- 3: Do not open your DELICIOUS CAKE NIGNOG POMMIE nor MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE talk,
- 4: Tell BUTT-FOR-BRAINS yourself you CROTCH don't TOWELHEAD have DUMBASS this GOAT DICK disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK O CANADA WITH NASTY DONALD RUMSFELD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TITTIES FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the BEAVER last straw TITWANK!
I fucking put CHINK' my comment at the TOP OF THE COCKSMOKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at GYPSY the TOP OF POOPOO THIS BATHING SUIT AREA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HELL offensive. DAMNATION. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITTY people who try MOTHERFUCKER to battle HAIL SATAN!'PORCH MONKEY that tight-ass FUCK 17-year-SHIT—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ASSFACE it now, but someone said DOG FUCKER' MILF BIGNOSE'BITCH on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DOUCHEBAG is a laughing MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! matter. Plus there COLGATE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK Uncyclopedia, there are HOSER articles BAD MOTHERFUCKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PISS OFF stuff. So JAP that means CUNT stop getting mad at the PISS ARTIST first part too and BUKKAKE talking about the I'LL RAPE YOU letter that it's BITCH mocking (what PRICK letter? I don't even know what DOUCHETITS the heck you're talking about). Adrian CUNT hi self SONNY BILL WILLIAMS even made a really HELL good point. "It's WOMEN'S RIGHTS nothing more INBRED from a head nod to a SHITBALLS knee tick". BULLSHIT. Which I'll add TENTACLE RAPE onto PAKI saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CHICKEN SHIT suffer that CUM much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ANUSCAKE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SON OF A BITCH be, because if I were a YOU WANKER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HELL hilarious. If you DUNE COON Want facts, go on REDNECK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DOG FUCKER be offended, don't read FUCKWIT the freaking FUCK article anyway.
BRUSH MA TEETH DICKHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SAND NIGGER DAMN IT GOAT DICK WANK GOBSHITE O CANADA
ANAL ASSFACE TITMOUSE JACK OFF DIRTY SANCHEZ WANK PISS ARTIST MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! COCK ALEX TREBEK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASSCRACK NIGNOG DARTH VADER WANK NIGGER ASS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SON OF A BITCH DAGO FUCK DIPSHIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BUGFUCK DICKFACE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BUGGER OFF DONKEY DICK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CLIT OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH TWAT DOUCHING BELLEND BOOBS CUNNILINGUS VAGINA SHITHEAD DEVELOPERS! WANKSPLAT SHITHEAD CUM HITLER WANK PENIS SHITE SHIT RECTUM RAIDER BUGGER OFF JAP ARSEBADGERS BORDER HOPPER DAMN HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE PENISFUCK HADJI EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA HO PISS MOCKIE ANAL DIABETES FUCKSTAIN HELLFUCKER SON OF A BITCH REDNECK DAMN CUNT CUM DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DUNE COON THONG TASTER ORGASM DOG SHIT JIZZ DICK GANGBANG MONKEY SHIT SHITE BITCH CHOAD WIGGER FUCKWIT RAT'S ASS DAMN JACKASS KRAUT JUSTIN BIEBER VENEREAL DISEASE DICK JACKASS SHIT BULLSHIT POOPY SHITE SUCK MY DICK GOD DAMMIT DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKING A WIENER DOUCHE NAZI FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE JIZZ RAPE FRIG HENTAI DIRTY SANCHEZ BALLS SPANK THE MONKEY [Insert swear here] INBRED FUCKSTAIN CLEVELAND STEAMER PISS ARTIST ASSFACE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! MOZILLA FIREFOX RAPE PISS GO COUNT YOUR DICK BLOWJOB WINDOWS VISTA SCUMBAG DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BALLS THONG TASTER KAFFIR FUCK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BOOBS NICARAGUA REBECCA BLACK 666 CUNNILINGUS CUNT CRAPPER ORGASM GENITALIA BOON BLUE PENIS! NIGNOG COCKSUCKER FUCKING A PEARL NECKLACE JACKASS SHIT FUCKER SEX MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CROTCH SCROTUM ASS FIRECROTCH BASTARD BELLEND WINDOWS VISTA BENCH PRESS I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST NIGNOG HORSE SHIT HOMO DOT HEAD HELL CRAPFUCKER DICK IN A BOX FUCK TITWANK SHITE DONKEY PUNCHER DOUCHE CUNTING ASSCRACK VAGINA FASHION BUG BLUMPKIN BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITE TIMBER NIGGER BEAVER INCEST WANKER FUCKSTAIN JACKASS REBECCA BLACK SHITE WOODPECKERSHIT I WILL KILL YOU! REDNECK YOU WANKER BULLSHIT P'KANG REDNECK FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN GANGBANG GOD DAMN DAMN CHICKEN SHIT FUCKWIT PISSHOLE HELL BEAVER NIPPLES FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ TWAT KIKE DUMBASS FRIG SHIT SPUNK SHIT CRAP MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE TWAT WANK DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN TRANNY CHING CHONG CHINK BOB SAGET FEWMETS SHITFACE BUGFUCK TWISTY VAGINA GARBAGE DAY! FUCKING BASEBALL DONGSHOVER BOOBS ASSRAPING DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CUNT ANUSCAKE COCKSHITTER FUCKWIT SNUFF PORN SHIT POLACK SPANK THE MONKEY MOCKIE DOM DeLUISE SHITSKIN CLEVELAND STEAMER pen0r HOSER SHITPISSER ARSE TWAT YOU WANKER BUTT PIRATE COCK ASSCRACK FUCKING BASEBALL ASSCRACK CONAN O'BRIAN JACK OFF GOD DAMN BITCH ASSCRACK CLUSTER FUCK NIGGER DOUCHE NAZI CHICKEN SHIT DAMN [EXPLETIVE] JAP TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DIPSHIT WIGGER CHOAD KISSER O CANADA ASSHAT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM TITWANK GOD DAMMIT JACKASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ARSE SHITPISSER DAMN FUCKING JUMP! DICKHEAD DAMN JAP 666 DAMN ORGASM WANK CHUFF DICKHEAD ARSE ARSE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HELL JERRY FLYING FUCK WANK SHIT GOBSHITE [EXPLETIVE] SHITFUCKER GANGBANG ASSWIPE PIG BITCH ARSE SOAPY TITWANK BLUE PENIS! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SEX PECKERHEAD DOUCHE NAZI YID FUCK SHIT FLYING FUCK DAMMIT BASTARD SHITE YID MILF CHIGGER HORSE SHIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PISS ARTIST RAPE SEMEN TACO FUCK FOREIGN CURRENCY COCKSMOKER CUNT DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE CLUSTER FUCK CHOAD KISSER FRENCH TICKLER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHIT FUCK KIKE FUCKBAG RAT'S ASS CONDOMS COCK MOTHERFUCKER ALF NEOPETS POOPY DOUCHE CUNT FUCK OFF SON OF A BITCH CUNTBUCKET FUCK YOU RAT'S ASS SHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKING JUMP! JACK OFF WANK BASTARD HELL FUCK YOU DOM DeLUISE TITS I'LL RAPE YOU CHRISTHUMPER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON POMMIE FUCKBAG SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PISS ARTIST DICKHEAD CHICKEN FRIES HELLFUCKER YOU WANKER ARSE FRITZ SHIT WIENER JAP GENITALIA MONKEY SHIT CUNNILINGUS GIVING HEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HELLFUCKER DAGO SHITHEAD FEWMETS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ASS BIRD SHIT RUSKIE JACKASS SHITCUNTING WANK FUCKSTAIN MONKEY SHIT FRITZ DICKHEAD SHITSLINGING CROTCH BENCH PRESS BITCH DAMN BASTARD PISS ARTIST BALLS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME JAP ASSCRACK NECROPHILIA DICKWAD DYKE O CANADA ARSE LONGCAT IS LONG JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST WIGGER BOON NIPPLES DAMN IT BUTT-HEAD SHITTY CHING CHONG CHINK I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMN CRAP CHENEY SHAKOPEE FUCKFACE DOG FUCKER WHORE HELL EXTRA LONG PENIS DIPSHIT GOD DAMN TWAT SHITE PISS FUCK OFF FUCKING A TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKING FUCK YOU WANKER SHITHEAD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHIT EUROIPODS LET'S SHIT PISS OFF LIKE FATHER LIKE SON HAIL SATAN! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS RAGHEAD TITTYWANK DAMNATION HELL INCEST PENIS ON A STICK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PIECE OF SHIT HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY HONKY SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT LOGJAMMER BUTT-HOLE ASSFACE PISS OFF FELCHING FUCK DICK RAPE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! GRIS CHICKEN FRIES FROG'S FAT ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISS OFF ANAL TITS & DICKS SAGGY TITS CLEMEN PEARL NECKLACE DUNE COON DICKFACE TITMOUSE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DAMN IT GRINGO FUCK CUNT RAGHEAD DICK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BALL SACK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BOOBS FUCKWIT SHITSLINGING PEDOPHILIA SUCK A BIG DICK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PISS UP MY ARSE LET'S SHIT LENS CRAFTERS suck my mothers SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASS LICKER MALARKY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PISS ARTIST DYKE GOATSE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BUGGER BOOBS FUCKING A ASS CLUSTER FUCK BOLLOCKS NECROPHILIA ASSFACE FUCKWIT TITS SON OF A BITCH SHITHEAD BOOBIES BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT JIGGABOO [expletive deleted] CHOAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOM DeLUISE SOD OFF BALLS DOUCHETITS JUNGLE BUNNY SHITHEAD JACKASS INBRED GIVING HEAD GANGBANG JAP DAMN SOD OFF PIECE OF SHIT TWISTY VAGINA BLOWJOB DOUCHING DICK DOUCHE NAZI RECTUM RAIDER WOP PIXIES WOP PISS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK NEGRO IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! NIGNOG DICKHEAD FAG GIVING HEAD FIST FUCK PISSHOLE TURD DICK CHICKEN ASSWIPE GOD DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMNATION FUCK OFF WIENER INCEST NAZI YOU WANKER TWAT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA TITTYWANK HELL HEIL HITLER! DEMOCRACY WANK WIKIPEDIA REBECCA BLACK MACACA SHITE PRICK BITCH CUNTING ASSCRACK GOD DAMMIT SEMEN WANKSPLAT HOSER POTTYMOUTH TACO CHIGGER HAIL SATAN! PEDOPHILIA SHITFACE INJUN ASS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS GOD DAMN DAMN CHUFF NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! RAT'S ASS DICK TITS BUKKAKE ORGASM MOLDY TITS CUM SHIT FUCK YOU TOURETTE'S IS FUN ARSE FLYING RAT'S ASS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FLYING RAT'S ASS WIENER RAT'S COCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CUNT LAPPER INBRED ASSHOLE ASS GOD DAMMIT CUNT REBECCA BLACK DICKHEAD FUCKHEAD BASTARD FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS NIGNOG GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMN NIGNOG BEAVER VENEREAL DISEASE WOODPECKERSHIT CUNNILINGUS SHIT CLEMEN SUCK MY DICK PEEPEE PISS ARTIST BULLSHIT BASTARD SHITSLINGING YOU WANKER ASSHOLE HELL TITTIES FUCK OFF SEX BELLEND EMO HELL TUBA I'LL RAPE YOU CENSORSHIP CRAP DICK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PENISBIRD SPICY CUNT FUCK BIRD SHIT BEAVER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BASTARD FLYING FUCK ASS LICKER FUCK YOU CHOAD KISSER DUMBASS 30 CASES OF PICKLES YOU WANKER CUNT BITCH BELLEND BULLSHIT FUCKBAG JIGGABOO FUCKWIT MOCKIE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE KRAUT SHITFUCKER ASS PUSSY BITCH MAMA MIA GOD DAMMIT CHOAD COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK ASSCRACK GARBAGE DAY! BASTARD FUCK OFF DICK CHICKEN SHUT UP, MEG! DAMN CUNT CHRISTHUMPER CUM PRICK POMMIE SHITSKIN BASTARD BANGKOK PEEPEE FUCKER GOD DAMMIT CUM BUTTFUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK SON OF A BITCH BONER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CHICKEN SHIT DILDO AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD CUNT PUSSY FUCK OFF PRICK FUCK SHIT DUMBASS ASS LICKER SLOPE DIPSHIT PENIS PISS ARTIST SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TITS BULLSHIT HELLFIRE ABO THONG TASTER SHITTY LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FELLATIO DIPSHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PENIS SUGARTITS HOLY DUMB FUCK BELGIUM SHITCOCK FUCK YOU SON OF A BITCH DIRTY SANCHEZ SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE SHITFUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER CRAP SHITSLINGING BUGFUCK BEAVER PRICK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HONKY [expletive deleted] SHAKOPEE PEEPEE ASS I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE EAT MY SHIT! CROTCH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BIGNOSE NIGNOG GOOK WETBACK BITCH FUCK SHIT LIKE A HORSE LET'S SHIT CHIGGER COCKSMOKER FELCHING FUCKHEAD FUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKTARD INJUN SAND NIGGER SHITBALLS BRITNEY SPIC DUNE COON PENISPENISPENIS!!! MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER FUCK JERK OFF SHITSKIN [Insert swear here] NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JOHN ELWAY MOLDY TITS GOD DAMN HELL PENIS ON A STICK GOD DAMN FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM FUCKSTAIN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD MARY WHITEHOUSE PRICK SHITHEAD JACK OFF FUCKER TAFFY LOGJAMMER NICARAGUA BELLEND LET'S SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ TOSSER CUNT DIPSHIT TITWANK DAMN SCROTUM YOU WANKER FAGGOT FUCK NUGGET ASSHAT CARPET MUNCHER CAMEL JOCKEY REDNECK FUCK SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD PUPPIES COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT GOOK NIGGER TITS GOD DAMMIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER SHITCUNTING TITTIES FLYING RAT'S ASS CARPET MUNCHER BLUE PENIS! BUTTFUCKER JACKASS ASSWIPE BOOBS DAMNATION SHITHEAD FUCK OFF STEVE BALLMER FOOTBALL JAP SHIT SHITTY PICKANINNY FOUR-EYES BAD MOTHERFUCKER HADJI GOD DAMN BUKKAKE SHITTY I CAN AFFORD FOOD RICK MORANIS NIGNOG COCK DICKHEAD DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE FUCKHEAD SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHIT SHITTY QUEEF DAMN D'OH PORCH MONKEY BASTARD SLOPE BUTTFUCKER SHITFACE DIPSHIT HOMO FUCKTARD BALLS CUNTSWILLING GO COUNT YOUR DICK GRINGO GOD BLESS AMERICA 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 NIGNOG SOD OFF WANK OSTRICH MY ASS ASSFACE HORSE SHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASSCRACK SUCK MY DICK FENCE JUMPER ASSHAT ASS COCKSHITTER GOD DAMN BUGFUCK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKHEAD FUCK PISS FUCKFACE TAMPON IN MY ASS SUGARTITS FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER PISS NIGGER HOMO ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BUTT-HOLE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHING DOG SHIT CROTCH TESTICLE CHOKE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASSCRACK FUCKTARD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DICKHEAD WOMEN'S RIGHTS DICKLICK BLISTERING BARNACLES RECTUM RAIDER FUCKSTAIN TOWELHEAD CHICKEN SHIT DAMN FRITZ SHITE TAFFY GANGBANG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BEANER SHITSLINGING SHIT DICKHEAD SHITFUCKER SHAKOPEE I WILL KILL YOU! SHIT POLACK CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive FUCKFACE and with the SOD and his ASS of girraffes in which JOHNNY while reading about HELL!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See DOT HEAD also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- BOOBIES
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is GIVING HEAD funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FUCKSTAIN subject. If you do not find it funny FAGGOT, it is probably because you are an INBRED WANK ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SPANK THE MONKEY If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a BASTARD joke loses its humour COMMUNIST DILDO when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so DILDO ignorant, then you wouldn't have DOUCHE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FUCK AUTOFELLATIO INCEST TITS ASS!!!!!I <3 COCK |
