Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DICKFACE'STEVE BALLMER'TITS'FUCK NUGGET'DAMN'WETBACK'SHITTY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! neurochemical FUCK disorder TITTIES characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid LOLCAT, sudden DICKHEAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements YOUR MOM or TITTYWANK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NIGGER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DOODIE HEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKING A include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSCRACK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CLEVELAND STEAMER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CHIGGER VAGINA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSRAMMER utterFUCKance of socially ASS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FIST FUCK television programs to address FUCK Tourette's syndrome.

CLEMEN Tourette's is SHITSKIN not to be I WILL KILL YOU! confused with DUMBASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying YUKY DOODY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DICKHEAD random ASSHOLE disorientation, culturally-HOMO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITE language, FUCKSTAIN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WANK FLYING RAT'S ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FASHION BUG souvenir shoppes and massive NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES quantities NECROPHILIA of ANAL DIABETES JAP garbage.

Darnit.

A DICKWAD Polite Note to the FUCKING A Author:

The SHITFUCKER Tourette's BLOWJOB Research Institute was DIPSHIT founded to BITCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have HAIL SATAN! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BITCH article FUCKING funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NI I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FROG'S FAT ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DICKFACE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WANK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BONER Tourrette's sufferers POMMIE swear. You can CUNT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WANK TV, for always focusing on the MALARKY bad side of a terrible BALL SACK thing.
• The main ASSHOLE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BONER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MACACA' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JACKASS knee SHITSKIN NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BELLEND no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes LENS CRAFTERS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BITCH school for FUCK OFF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JENKEM sufferers to become DIPSHIT manically depressed and WANK commit MASTURBATION suicide.
• There is no WALRUS SHIT cure, and the FUCK NUGGET drugs that are available to, "calm" the CRAP ON A STICK tics often have adverse JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CHOAD KISSER perodol" which caused my entire JACKASS body to go BUGGER OFF numb and BONER basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITFUCKER it is without the COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT drug.

I am an active member of a COCKGOBLIN tourette syndrome COMMUNIST DILDO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNT the YOU WANKER public view of Tourettes as a "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PISS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MILF sorry for TITS "hi-jacking" your INCEST entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MOLDY TITS this that really NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! annoys me. I am working towards a PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JAP article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MONKEY BALLS, and making fun of a FEWMETS horrible disorder is (not) FUCK OFF funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITSLINGING time.

Best BITCH regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BOON” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BELGIUM reply

As TIBET Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT RIOTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MEG Westerners show is not an NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of KOREA LOVER degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST countries. When showing MONGOLIANS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust UIGURS in countries GOOGLE leadership, those problems does not TAIWAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DEMOCRACY byproduct of your NORTH KOREA capitalist society TIBETAN BUDDHISM.

Li Chiang “TAIWAN” Wen

P.S. HELL Regards to Andrew BUTT PIRATE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The PISS bastard who wrote this article. You can ASSHAT punch him if you GOD DAMN want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass SALISBURY put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITFACE saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my BRUSH MA TEETH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine LOLCAT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are WANKSPLAT and CHUFF playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BLISTERING BARNACLES music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CRAP ON A STICK BAND WITH 4 ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITHEAD HORSE! LOLCAT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO LOLCAT'S HOUSE

How LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD to SCROTUM cure ASSBANDIT the CUNT Tourette's DAMMIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PENIS ON A BUN for TITTIES Tourette's PIECE OF SHIT Syndrome MOZILLA FIREFOX is CUNTYMINTS following SON OF A BITCH these FELLATIO rules FIST FUCK in D'OH order:

• 1: Avoid BUGGER immature WEHATEMARIO little SUGARTITS kids,
• 2: Count to TAMPON IN MY ASS within CUM 10 ASSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHITHEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WOODPECKERSHIT nor BOB SAGET talk,
• 4: Tell PISS ARTIST yourself you NIPPLES don't RAT'S ASS have ASS this MOCCASINS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 WITH NASTY SHITSLINGING DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the LOLCAT last straw I WILL END YOU!!

I fucking put ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT' my comment at the TOP OF THE CHINK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BITCH the TOP OF FUCKING FUCKFUCKER THIS ASSWIPE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JERK OFF offensive. CUNT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SEMEN people who try JACK OFF to battle ASS'FUCKING that tight-ass HORSE SHIT 17-year-DAGO—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find EMO it now, but someone said BLUMPKIN' JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FLYING RAT'S ASS'BORDER HOPPER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GENITALIA is a laughing VAGINA matter. Plus there SHITE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DOG FUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are ASSHAT articles MALL SANTA about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA stuff. So JERK OFF that means JACKASS SHIT stop getting mad at the LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! first part too and DICKHEAD talking about the I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! letter that it's TWAT mocking (what WANKER letter? I don't even know what SHITE the heck you're talking about). Adrian MARGARET THATCHER hi self DIPSHIT even made a really MORGAN TSVANGIRAI good point. "It's FUCKER nothing more FLYING RAT'S ASS from a head nod to a ASS knee tick". JOHNNY. Which I'll add POTTYMOUTH onto ASSFACE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't RAPE suffer that BALL SACK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BUGFUCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to POOPOO be, because if I were a JOHN SMILEY FACE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BUGGER OFF hilarious. If you IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Want facts, go on CHRISTHUMPER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll POMMIE be offended, don't read BLOWJOB the freaking FUCKHEAD article anyway.

COCK SHITFUCKER YID SHITHEAD FUCK OFF KNOBJOCKEY CRAP ON A STICK NAZI DICK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD

FUCKTARD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT ASSRAPING ASSRAMMER CUM FASHION BUG TIT DIRT MAMA MIA BITCH FUCKFACE FUCK OFF SHITHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX NIPPLES MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD BULLSHIT GREASER NAZI NORTH KOREA PENIS CHENEY PENIS FUCK FAG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WANK DUMBASS PUSSYLICKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SLOPE HENTAI DUMBASS CAMEL FUCKER SHITSLIDE ARSE POOPY FELCHING JUMPING JESUS!!! SHITE LET'S SHIT CRAP ON A STICK FUCK OFF PORCH MONKEY FUCK [Insert swear here] JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS TRANNY CHING CHONG CHINK CUM DOT HEAD COON GOD DAMMIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST JUMPING JESUS!!! SON OF A BITCH FUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKING A SHITTY WANK BUKKAKE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SCUMBAG FUCKHEAD BEANER YOU WANKER NECROPHILIA ANAL DIABETES FUCKING BASEBALL WANK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BUTT-HEAD PEEPEE BUGFUCK FRIG PUSSYLICKER RAT'S COCK PUNANI BLOWJOB FRENCH TICKLER SHITSKIN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TURD CHICKEN SHIT HELLFIRE PISS ARTIST SAND NIGGER ASSFACE CUNTING ASSCRACK ASSHAT POOPOO SEMEN NIGGER CRAP NAZI COCKSTUFFER PIKACHU JAP SHITFACE FUCKHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SUCK COCKS IN HELL! RAINBOWS PENIS ON A BUN SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER VAGINA D'OH FLYING FUCK BUKKAKE CLEMEN SHITHEAD ASSHOLE GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKSTAIN HOMO BUTT PIRATE FUCK BRITAIN TITWANK ASSWIPE FUCK NUGGET PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT [expletive deleted] SMEG JACKASS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SCUMBAG CHAV CRAPFUCKER DUMBASS DAGO REDSKIN FUCKFACE YOU WANKER I LIKE BUSH DAMN IT CUM SHITHEAD FELLATIO GO HOME AND DIE TITMOUSE BASTARD CUNT CUNTYMINTS PISSHOLE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT NIPPLES COON FUCK OFF FIST FUCK FRIG BIGNOSE YOU WANKER RAT'S ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER MAMA MIA ASSFACE MILF PIECE OF SHIT YOU WANKER FUCK OFF MY COMMUNION WAFER OF INCEST I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CAMEL FUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITSKIN HELLFUCKER PRICK CUNT BUGGER OFF SACRAMENTO COMMUNIST DILDO SHITSLIDE BASTARD BITCH DICKHEAD FUCK OFF FUCKWIT MARGARET THATCHER I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKING HELL DOUCHETITS BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IT JACKASS SHIT BOB SAGET TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE pen0r TWAT DICK ASSFACE HELLFIRE SPUNK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ARSE SCUMBAG PISS CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A FREE ELECTIONS NI CANNED QUOTE CUNT FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD DUNE COON BULLSHIT DICK TITS PISS ARTIST NEGRO NIGNOG TOSSER BAT FUCK INSANE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PIECE OF SHIT PUSSY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BITCH MOZILLA FIREFOX LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WIGGER DAMN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GANGBANG FOUR-EYES SHIT BALLS WANK SHITHEAD SHITSKIN BULLSHIT BORDER HOPPER PENIS ON A STICK DOODIE HEAD YOU WANKER CRAP ON A STICK ANAL SHITTY ASSFACE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK GOBSHITE ASS CHENEY CHOAD KISSER CHUFF FUCKER QUEEF ASSHAT WEHATEMARIO SOD GOD DAMN DOUCHE NAZI HOSER TOTAL JIGGABOO JOHNNY GARBAGE DAY! PENIS CHRISTHUMPER [EXPLETIVE] COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ARSE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DOUCHING FUCKFACE FUCKING BASEBALL BLUMPKIN FEMADOM NI PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHAKOPEE MAMA MIA BRITNEY FAG PISS UP MY ARSE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CLIT BUTTFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY CAMEL FUCKER HELL RAT'S COCK HELL INBRED BUGGER OFF DAMN SHAKOPEE MALARKY COMMUNIST DILDO JESSE McCARTNEY JACKASS FUCK SHITSKIN ASSCRACK JIZZ SHITE MONKEY SHIT JOHN ELWAY FUCKING A DOG FUCKER BITCH All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy HELL FLYING FUCK NIGGER TITS TWO-INCH PENIS BANGKOK FUCK YOU CUNNILINGUS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PIG CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHE HADJI WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! JACKASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GENITALIA VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING A HO DOG SHIT CARPET MUNCHER PISS ARTIST PUSSY HELL MONKEY SHIT MILF CLEMEN DICKWAD DAMN BOOBIES FROG'S FAT ASS PISS PISSHOLE GYPSY BUTTFUCKER WANK BLOWJOB DICK IN A BOX FUCK OFF HADJI BIBLE BASHER SHIT CUNTRAG BRUSH MA TEETH NEGRO PIECE OF SHIT DUMBASS FUCK TRANNY FUCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DAMN RAT'S ASS CHINK POOPY REDSKIN I RAPE WALRUSES! DUMBASS FUCK FUCKFACE MOCCASINS PISSHOLE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PEDOPHILIA BUTTFUCKER SUITCASE PENIS ASSHAT GOATSE HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN FUCK NUGGET PISS ARTIST BUTTFUCKER FUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ORGASM GOD DAMN FUCKING NICARAGUA JUNGLE BUNNY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE WANK BALLS SHITHEAD SPUNK FUCK YOU SHITHEAD RAPE FROG'S FAT ASS TESTICLE CHOKE ASSCRACK FUCK GOD DAMN CHAV FELLATIO SHITHEAD PISS MOCCASINS PEARL NECKLACE BULLCRAP DOUCHING PEDOPHILIA BITCH FUCKING JUMP! GRUE RAPE MOCCASINS PEARL NECKLACE YOUR MOM BULLSHIT HELLFUCKER ALEX TREBEK YOU WANKER KRAUT ANAL DIABETES JACKASS JAP JAP PENISFUCK DAGO MICK KRAUT DYKE SEMEN ASS HITLER I WILL END YOU! CLEMEN KRAUT PENIS ON A STICK JOHN SMILEY FACE BLESSED DAMN SAINT BELGIUM INBRED BUGFUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY BALL SACK CHIGGER WOODPECKERSHIT SCROTUM ARSE MOTHERFUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE CHAV SEMEN MALARKY CHICKEN FRIES I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BEAVER PENISFUCK CLUSTERFUCK INBRED STEVE BALLMER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ORGASM SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKER WANKSPLAT DICK WINDOWS VISTA FLYING FUCK GENITALIA MARGARET THATCHER FLYING FUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PISS ARTIST SHIT ASSFACE DYKE HONKY CRAPMUNCHER PISS BUGGER TOSSER RAT'S COCK GARBAGE DAY! GOD DAMN DIPSHIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT GOD DAMN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FELLATIO DAMMIT WANK FEMADOM INBRED NIGGER DAMN WIKIPEDIA CUM SCUMBAG FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ABO BAT FUCK INSANE WOODPECKERSHIT SCUMBUCKET PENISBIRD TOSSER FRITZ BOOBS FUCK NUGGET JESSE McCARTNEY PEDOPHILIA GOAT DICK PORCUPINE'S BALLS REDNECK TAFFY CRAPPY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BORDER HOPPER BITCH IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHITE ASSCRACK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS NECROPHILIA RAPE CUNT SEX TURD PUNANI CUNT JIGGABOO CUNTSWILLING ASS FLAMING ASS BADGER BALL SACK FUCKWIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS MALARKY BUNG-HOLE BOOBS VAGINA VAGINA FUCKBAG JERRY [EXPLETIVE] HOLY DUMB FUCK WOP CHIGGER ASSWIPE FUCKING SCROTUM SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSHAT PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITBALLS TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK BITCH MONKEY'S UNCLE DAMN IT NECROPHILIA FUCKHEAD JIGGABOO ALF CUNNILINGUS FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK RAT'S COCK CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A MOCCASINS ASS STUDENT RIOTS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! PEARL NECKLACE CHOAD KISSER NEGRO SHITFUCKER CONDOMS CUNT PISS ARTIST NIGNOG HEIL HITLER! COCKSHITTER PORCH MONKEY JOHN SMILEY FACE GOBSHITE RAT'S ASS GENITALIA CLUSTERFUCK BUTTFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK FUCK OFF BASTARD FUCKSTAIN I AM CORNHOLIO! WANKER FRIG BALL SACK NIGNOG SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DICKHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU BORDER HOPPER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GENITALIA DOUGHNUT PUNCHER POMMIE DICKLICK WANK GOD DAMN SEMEN SHIT SEMEN TESTICLE CHOKE LIMEY CANDY TOSSER JACK OFF FUCK OH SHI– GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DICKHEAD BUGFUCK WIKIPEDIA TWISTY VAGINA DALAI LAMA CUNTYMINTS CHICKEN SHIT DAMN COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKWIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BOLLOCKS BASTARD DUMBASS FUCK SHITFACE DAMN TITS SCUMBAG MASTURBATION DUNE COON BUGGER OFF DAMN TAMPON IN MY ASS ANUSCAKE POOPOO YUKY DOODY CLUSTERFUCK SHIT DICK TITS GOD DAMMIT HORSE SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DIMETHYL GLYCOL PISS ARTIST SHIT BITCH DOUCHE FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT HORSE SHIT FUCK CUNT COCKSUCKER SHITBALLS SHITSLINGING BULLSHIT NECROPHILIA ARSEBADGERS HAIL SATAN! WOODPECKERSHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MARCH OF FLAMES FUCK YOU YOUR MOM MOTHERFUCKER MAMA MIA NIGGER SPIC DICKFACE NIGGER GARBAGE DAY! PRICK ASSWIPE BIG FOOT THIS IS A RARE SWEAR DIPSHIT ASS DUNE COON BUTTFUCKER suck my mothers SHITFACE TITWANK PISS SHITE HORSE SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CAMEL JOCKEY CAMEL JOCKEY HORSE SHIT DOG SHIT FUCKBAG INCEST ASSFACE CUNT LAPPER ASS CROTCH DONKEY PUNCHER CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A AMERICA ONLINE SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUNT GARBAGE DAY! CLUSTERFUCK HONKY SHIT VAGINA BUTTFUCKER ASS SHITFACE CHING CHONG CHINK HENTAI INCEST FEWMETS FUCK OFF FUCKER HORSE SHIT ARSE PECKERHEAD CUNNILINGUS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DOG SHIT SPUNK BLUMPKIN WIENER CUNT BULLSHIT CHOAD KISSER MACACA O KURWA! GOD DAMMIT FUCKWIT [Insert yet another person's name here] EXTRA LONG PENIS TITWANK DOM DeLUISE FRAK KAFFIR RAPE BITCH CHENEY NAZI BUGGER OFF SIGMUND FREUD CRAPPY BONER P'KANG SCUMBAG NAZI SON OF A BITCH RUSTY TROMBONE SHITHEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GOOK GIVING HEAD DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCK YOU SCRATCH! GROUNDER! JOY REDEEMING VALUE FLYING FUCK COON POTTYMOUTH BOOBIES JACKASS BASTARD FUCK CUNT CAPTAIN CRUNCH GOD DAMN WANK CHENEY VAGINA TITWANK TITWANK PISS ARTIST GOD DAMMIT NORTH KOREA JOY AUTOFELLATIO RAT'S COCK RAGHEAD SHITHEAD BASTARD FUCK YOU WOP SHITE SHITSLIDE INBRED CLUSTERFUCK HELL BITCH CUNT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SAGGY TITS SHIT SHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ARSEBADGERS MOTHERFUCKER BONER REDSKIN BOOBS DIRTY SANCHEZ PUSSY O CANADA GOD DAMN DILDO SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUNT LOLCAT SHITE PISS INCEST FUCK MASTURBATION BOOBIES ASS LIMEY THONG TASTER JACKASS PISS EXTRA LONG PENIS PENIS HENTAI FUCKSTAIN GRINGO TOSSER MOCCASINS BOB SAGET ASS NAZI JACK OFF WOMEN'S RIGHTS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ABO I WILL KILL YOU! GREASER KIKE CRAP DILDO CUNT BULLSHIT DAMN SHIT LIKE A HORSE ROSIE O'DONNELL LIMEY PENIS FUCKTARD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS HO DIRTY SANCHEZ INBRED TRANNY SHITSLINGING SHITTY PISS ARTIST WETBACK BASTARD FUCKER PRICK PRICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FAG GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKBAG INCEST EPIDIDYMIS ARSE ASSBANDIT HONKY PEARL NECKLACE YOU WANKER FEMADOM SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BULLSHIT LENS CRAFTERS ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKER DILDO GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN DONKEY DICK SAND NIGGER DICKWAD CHING CHONG CHINK FUCK HELL MASTURBATION BUGFUCK FRITZ JACKASS SHIT BLOWJOB SHITTY FUCK HELL CUNTRAG YID SHITE SACRED PENIS SEMEN YOU WANKER RAPE FAGGOT CRACKER YOUR MOM KIKE SCROTUM WOODPECKERSHIT NIGGER FUCK CLEMEN D'OH SHITFUCKER BALL SACK CHINK BORDER HOPPER CHUFF SEX LET'S SHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK DILDO BRITNEY ARSE COCKSUCKER PISS ARTIST FLYING RAT'S ASS FIRECROTCH BITCH TITS & DICKS YID SHITSLINGING FUCKSTAIN SHITTY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TWO-INCH PENIS I'LL RAPE YOU I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL KAFFIR YOU WANKER ASSHOLE FUCKHEAD INJUN BAD MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A BITCH DOUCHE SIGMUND FREUD RAPE AUTOFELLATIO COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PUSSY CROTCH YOU WANKER JERK OFF ASSHAT BUGFUCK CUNTBUCKET WANK I WILL KILL YOU! DICK DICK ARSEBADGERS SCROTUM FUCKWIT FRENCH TICKLER HITLER BUGGER ASSWIPE PRICK NIGNOG BEAVER WILLY WONKA BUKKAKE FUCKSTAIN POTTYMOUTH DICKFACE MOTHERFUCKER FUCK BANGKOK DICKHEAD FELLATIO NI DAMN Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! MONKEY SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITE BUGGER TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKHEAD CHALICE GANGBANG SLOPE FLYING FUCK SHITFACE DOG SHIT GOD DAMN FUCK YOU FUCK A DUCK TAMPON IN MY ASS CUNT TOSSER TITS BUTTFUCKER TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK CRAPPY BITCH ASSHOLE NEGRO PRICK WIENER NIGGER ASS TITWANK PENISBIRD WOP SCUMBAG CUNT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSRAPING FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FEMADOM BOOBS CRAPMUNCHER FUCKING PORCUPINE'S BALLS JUSTIN BIEBER HOLY DUMB FUCK ARSE TWAT DICKHEAD DAMN IT BIRD IN THE HOUSE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS NECROPHILIA PUSSY WINDOWS VISTA CAMEL JOCKEY DICKHEAD DIPSHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES CHICKEN FRIES COON WANKER ASSRAPING BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS POLESMOKER VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT TITS CONDOMS P'KANG SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKTARD SPICY CUNT FUCK WILLY WONKA ALF SHITE DEVELOPERS! MOCCASINS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY TAMPON IN MY ASS ASS CHOAD CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU MACACA COCKSUCKER DUMBASS I'LL RAPE YOU All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BENCH PRESS CUNT FUCK I WILL END YOU! CHENEY Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS DUMBASS SCROTUM INBRED FUCK OFF ASSBANDIT HAIL SATAN! FUCKING A BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BONG JUSTIN BIEBER GOD DAMMIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PEDOPHILIA HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITSLINGING SHITE BLOWJOB DICKLICK BONER ASSWIPE FUCK A DUCK SOD OFF SEX DIPSHIT DOUCHETITS JUSTIN BIEBER RAT'S COCK ASS LICKER COCKGOBLIN SHIT LIKE A HORSE TWAT BONER BOB SAGET DAMN JERK OFF GO COUNT YOUR DICK YOU WANKER I WILL KILL YOU! GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT BITCH NIGNOG GOAT DICK NIGGER HELLFUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON DICKLICK SUCK A BIG DICK JOHNNY MALL SANTA PEDOPHILIA Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DOG SHIT and with the BONER and his FUDGEPACKER of girraffes in which PEARL NECKLACE while reading about CHOAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASSHOLE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• LENS CRAFTERS