Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without JERK OFF comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a FAGGOT article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder SEX characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CAMEL FUCKER, sudden TITMOUSE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HOMO or CLEMEN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITFACE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PENIS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BUTT PIRATE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SCRATCH! GROUNDER! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BOLLOCKS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat KNOBJOCKEY COCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DOODIE HEAD utterFUCKance of socially COON objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SONNY BILL WILLIAMS television programs to address BEANER Tourette's syndrome.

FUCK Tourette's is NECROPHILIA not to be JACKASS confused with FEWMETS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MALARKY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASS random CLEMEN disorientation, culturally-DICKLICK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MONKEY SHIT language, SHITSLINGING and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GOD DAMN COCKSUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BAT FUCK INSANE souvenir shoppes and massive GO COUNT YOUR DICK quantities FUCK of ANAL DIABETES SHITFACE garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK Polite Note to the BOOBIES Author:

The TENTACLE RAPE Tourette's COCKSHITTER Research Institute was GOD BLESS AMERICA founded to FUCKSTAIN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have COCKING FUCKBOROUGH Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ARSE article SEMEN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHIT LIKE A HORSE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SPUNK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BULLCRAP.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DIPSHIT Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of COMMUNIST DILDO Tourrette's sufferers NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! swear. You can FROG'S FAT ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CLUSTERFUCK TV, for always focusing on the PENIS ON A BUN bad side of a terrible SCUMBAG thing.
The main HEIL HITLER! symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JACKASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BITCH knee TITWANK NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is WANK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes INBRED cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at THONG TASTER school for RAT'S COCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DOUCHE sufferers to become BITCH manically depressed and BASTARD commit BUNG-HOLE suicide.
There is no KRAUT cure, and the LET'S SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! tics often have adverse FAG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TITMOUSE perodol" which caused my entire KIKE body to go BOOBS numb and DAMN basically made it NIGGA! worse than GREASER it is without the FELLATIO drug.

I am an active member of a HI, BILLY MAYS HERE tourette syndrome FUCKTARD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JERK OFF the SPUNK public view of Tourettes as a "HAIL SATAN! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PRINCE PHILIP much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WANK sorry for ASSCRACK "hi-jacking" your RAT'S ASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHIT this that really SHITTY annoys me. I am working towards a CUNT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PEARL NECKLACE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MILF, and making fun of a AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI horrible disorder is (not) FUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WIENER time.

Best FUCK OFF regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DUMBASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN TOOTHPASTE reply

As STUDENT PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DISSIDENTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TAIWAN Westerners show is not an HUMAN RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of AMERICA'S GREAT! degenerate capitalist culture in those DIMETHYL GLYCOL countries. When showing NORTH KOREA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust VOTE in countries LHASA leadership, those problems does not RIVER CRABS SUCK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT RIOTS byproduct of your ELECTION capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “BELGIUM” Wen

P.S. POLAK Regards to Andrew SHITSLINGING Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

The FUCK OFF bastard who wrote this article. You can WANKSPLAT punch him if you RAT'S COCK want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough MUGABE HAS AIDS problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MOTHERFUCKER saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my PAKI intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CAMEL FUCKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BITCH and DOUCHEBAG playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PISS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BALL SACK BAND WITH 4 FUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A [expletive deleted] HORSE! CAMEL FUCKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CAMEL FUCKER'S HOUSE

How INBRED to CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE cure DUMBASS the POWERSHIT Tourette's 666 Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASS for ANAL Tourette's TITS Syndrome SAGGY TITS is DOUCHEBAG following CRACKER these DOM DeLUISE rules ASSHOLE in JESSE McCARTNEY order:

1: Avoid SHITFACE immature FUCK OFF little WANK kids,
2: Count to BEANER within FUCKING JUMP! 10 ASSseconds,
3: Do not open your [expletive deleted] WANKER CUNTSWILLING nor PISSHOLE talk,
4: Tell FUCKTARD yourself you CHUFF don't ALEX TREBEK have POLACK this BUKKAKE disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GYPSY WITH NASTY BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PISS ARTIST FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CAMEL FUCKER last straw ASS!

I fucking put ANAL' my comment at the TOP OF THE DICKFACE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WIKIPEDIA the TOP OF MICK THIS AUTOFELLATIO ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be COCKING FUCKBOROUGH offensive. ASS LICKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CHUFF people who try GIVING HEAD to battle FUCKFACE'FUCKING that tight-ass DOUCHEBAG 17-year-FUCKWIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NIGGER TITS it now, but someone said ASSWIPE' SPICY CUNT FUCK BASTARD'ASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DAMN IT is a laughing SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS matter. Plus there FUCKSTAIN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCK Uncyclopedia, there are GOD DAMMIT articles BUTTFUCKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching THIS IS A RARE SWEAR stuff. So BITCH that means FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE stop getting mad at the FELLATIO first part too and MONKEY SHIT talking about the WANK letter that it's WANK mocking (what WANK letter? I don't even know what SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian DOUCHING hi self GENITALIA even made a really SAGGY TITS good point. "It's SHITHEAD nothing more BITCH from a head nod to a BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! knee tick". HENTAI. Which I'll add ASSCRACK onto JAP saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't INBRED suffer that SCUMBAG much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BALLS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CHOAD be, because if I were a INJUN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BIRD SHIT hilarious. If you JUNGLE BUNNY Want facts, go on TAFFY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSHOLE be offended, don't read REDNECK the freaking COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK article anyway.

TWAT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HOLY DUMB FUCK ASSHOLE BOOBS GYPSY FUCKING DOT HEAD DAMN IT TITMOUSE

NEGRO JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKER SCUMBAG BITCH DICK SHITHEAD NIGNOG DOM DeLUISE MAMA MIA BUKKAKE I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFUCKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BUKKAKE NEOPETS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BRITNEY ASSHAT DAMNED TABERNACLE DAMN PUSSY INBRED CC PLZ TACO HOSER YOU WANKER COCK DICK CHICKEN BULLSHIT KITTENS CAMEL JOCKEY PRICK DILDO BITCH SHITSLINGING BASTARD RICK MORANIS SACRAMENTO I'LL RAPE YOU BOLLOCKS BUGFUCK RAT'S COCK CRAP FUCK OFF GOOK POLESMOKER ASS TOSSER DAMMIT ASSFACE FUCK GOD DAMMIT CUM NI LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CUNT SAND NIGGER AUTOFELLATIO LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHIT LIKE A HORSE SCUMBAG ASS BONER CUNT JACKASS SHIT VAGINA COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DICKFACE CUNT FAG FEMADOM COCK FENCE JUMPER PEEPEE TAMPONS BOON NIGGER SOD BOOBIES COCKSHITTER HELLFIRE NEGRO ASSRAPING PAKI PAKI SAND NIGGER FUCKTARD FUCKHEAD SHITTY LAKE TITICACA SHITE SHIT BITCH JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST NIPPLES ARSE GOD DAMMIT BITCH BOOBS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FLYING FUCK AMERICA ONLINE FUCKING A SHITSKIN POMMIE SLOPE FUCK PORCH MONKEY TOWELHEAD RAT'S ASS SCROTUM CHIGGER URINE-GARGLING NICARAGUA SHITCOCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FLAMING ASS BADGER BULLSHIT SHAKOPEE ARSE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHITBALLS FROG BOOBIES FUCKHEAD THIS IS A RARE SWEAR BALLS ASSCRACK SHITBALLS SHITFACE COCKGOBLIN SHITSLINGING ARSE FELCHING SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CUNTBUCKET SEX PAKI SHITTY QUEEF CUNNILINGUS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS HORSE SHIT DOUCHEBAG PIG TURD HORSE SHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! CLUSTERFUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING MOTHERFUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAMMIT SHITCUNTING DICKHEAD ASSWIPE GOAT DICK HORSE PENIS MOCCASINS FUCKTARD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SUCK MY COCK HELL PIGFUCKER HORSE PENIS PENISFUCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DAMN SHITE FUCK BITCH PISS KRAUT SHITHEAD INBRED IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITTY NORTH KOREA SHITSKIN SEMEN JIGGABOO DOG SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS JIGGABOO COON FUCK SHIT BONER CHOAD KISSER ASSHAT GOD DAMMIT BUTT-HOLE FUCK SHIT BORDER HOPPER RAT'S COCK ASS YUKY DOODY TOWELHEAD SPIC ASSHAT NIPPLES CRAPMUNCHER FUCK CHUFF ASS TAFFY ASSWIPE JIZZ PISS OFF PISS OFF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST INBRED JIZZ SHOOP DA WHOOP FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKSTAIN GO HOME AND DIE WOODPECKERSHIT WHORE PIG DOG FUCKER DONALD RUMSFELD JACKASS THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE SEMEN BELGIUM DUMBASS GENITALIA 666 BASTARD EPIDIDYMIS DAMN IT GOD DAMMIT DAMMIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA URINE-GARGLING WANKER BASTARD SEX FELCHMONKEY GOBSHITE DIPSHIT GOD DAMN HOLY DUMB FUCK YOU WANKER SHITFUCKER DOT HEAD CUNT PEARL NECKLACE ASSHAT RUSKIE NICARAGUA BIRD SHIT ASSCRACK LOGJAMMER ASS MOTHERFUCKER HELL TWAT ASSHOLE RAPE FLYING FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER DAMN ASSWIPE JUSTIN BIEBER GOD DAMN PAKI CHICKEN FRIES CARPET MUNCHER TIT DIRT SHITE CAMEL FUCKER SHITFUCKER DAMMIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT MONKEY SHIT GENITALIA DOUCHE NAZI JIGGABOO DAMN LONGCAT IS LONG DONKEY PUNCHER CRAPPY SHIT TITS CUNTRAG SPUNK PISS OFF MY ASS BELLEND FUCKWIT TAMPON IN MY ASS SHIT MARCH OF FLAMES GENITALIA MOTHERFUCKER WANKER DOT HEAD CROTCH DICK TITS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD JERRY BASTARD TAMPONS ASSRAPING WILLY WONKA HAIL SATAN! SAND NIGGER CUM DAMN VAGINA BLOWJOB TIT DIRT ORGASM CUNT LIMEY CUNTBUCKET CUNTBUCKET JERRY MONKEY SHIT JACK OFF CANNED QUOTE BAT FUCK INSANE DOUCHING SHITTY ARSE ASSHOLE BANGKOK ASS ARSEBADGERS DICKHEAD SCUMBAG WALRUS SHIT YOU WANKER DIPSHIT NEOPETS TOURETTE'S IS FUN DAMN BUTTFUCKER CHIGGER HELL DIPSHIT BENSON SUCKS FUCKTARD WALRUS SHIT ASSWIPE ARSEBADGERS WETBACK FUCKFACE FUCKWIT FUCKING A WALRUS SHIT HELL TWAT SHIT GANGBANG I RAPE WALRUSES! Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS ASSRAPING HELL DUMBASS PISS OFF FLYING FUCK 30 CASES OF PICKLES CUNT ASSFACE ASSCRACK BASTARD BITCH SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM INCEST SLOPE PISSHOLE SHIT BOLLOCKS CRAP WHORE JESSE McCARTNEY ASS BUTTFUCKER WOP FUCK PENIS FROG'S FAT ASS HADJI SON OF A BITCH DICK CUNT POLACK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ARSE SHITBALLS JACKASS SHIT SACRAMENTO RAPE JIZZ MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SON OF A BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS WINDOWS VISTA FUCKER FUCKFACE PIGFUCKER JACK ABRAMOFF DICKLICK FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKSTAIN NIGNOG MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FLYING RAT'S ASS BEANER MR WINKLER IS GAY WILLY WONKA MOTHERFUCKER OLD CHRIST OF A SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MILF MONKEY SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES SON OF A BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PISSHOLE BIGNOSE BOON REBECCA BLACK JIZZ CRAPPY BUGFUCK PENIS ON A BUN TITTIES I'LL RAPE YOU PENIS SHIT BITCH DOUCHETITS CUNNILINGUS NECROPHILIA COCK COCKSUCKER WANK SHITSKIN BEAVER MARGARET THATCHER DAMN IT SHOOP DA WHOOP TWO-INCH PENIS DICKFACE JIGGABOO JENKEM PENIS BUGGER OFF ASS GOOK DILDO NAZI DAMMIT SON OF A BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HADJI FUCKSTAIN BALLS I'LL RAPE YOU SMEG COMMUNIST DILDO DOUCHEBAG WETBACK FUCKBAG TOWELHEAD HORSE SHIT ASSFACE FUCKER BOOBS MALARKY WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKFACE AUTOFELLATIO FELCHMONKEY RAT'S COCK DYKE WETBACK DAMN IT WIKIPEDIA PUSSY YOU WANKER FUCK YOU MICK BITCH COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FELLATIO FUCKHEAD QUEEF JOHN ELWAY PEDOPHILIA EUROIPODS INCEST DYKE DAMN DICKHEAD BUTTFUCKER DAGO GOD DAMMIT ASSHAT BALL SACK MALARKY BIRD SHIT BEAVER FROG'S FAT ASS GOOK PORCUPINE'S BALLS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DICKFACE TITMOUSE ASSHOLE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOOK CUM YOU WANKER MILF THONG TASTER DAMN WANK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI INCEST [EXPLETIVE] DICKHEAD GRINGO ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN JERK OFF TITTYWANK DAMN POTTYMOUTH FUCKBAG AMERICA ONLINE EMO CLEVELAND STEAMER FLYING RAT'S ASS YOGHURT CANNON INBRED ASS FUCK ASSFACE CRAP ON A STICK PENIS ON A STICK FUCK OFF FUCK PISS FRENCH TICKLER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MONKEY SHIT FUCK NEGRO ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DEVELOPERS! FUCKSTAIN RAPE SUCK MY DICK MONKEY SHIT GRINGO ASSWIPE WIENER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CUNT BULLSHIT SHITFACE INBRED LENS CRAFTERS NEGRO CUNTRAG CUM JAP PRICK BATMAN & ROBIN FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN IT I AM CORNHOLIO! SOD ABO CLIT RAT'S COCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FENCE JUMPER 666 ASS FUCK NUGGET CHRISTMAS TREES COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SHITFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BEANER PRICK GOD DAMN [Insert yet another person's name here] BASTARD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FELCHING DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FLYING FUCK NAZI EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PIGFUCKER ASSHAT POMMIE IT'S OVER 9000! DICKFACE NIGGER CLUSTERFUCK BASTARD SHITSLINGING NI KAFFIR CHUFF HELL FUCKFUCKFUCK BITCH TWAT NEOPETS DIPSHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK JERK OFF CUNNILINGUS CRAPPY HOMO BALL SACK AUTOFELLATIO ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHAKOPEE SPUNK FUCKFACE ASSHAT FUCKING JUMP! SHIT GOBSHITE INBRED DILDO GANGBANG LIMEY RAPE CC PLZ IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASS MR WINKLER IS GAY AMERICA ONLINE SHITFUCKER TIT DIRT SNUFF PORN GOOK FUCKHEAD WIKIPEDIA FRENCH TICKLER CUNT SAMUEL L. JACKSON JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DICKFACE SAGGY TITS WANKSPLAT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM FROG'S FAT ASS SHUT UP, MEG! SOD OFF DOT HEAD HIV NEGATIVE ASSRAPING FUCKWIT SUCK MY COCK FLYING FUCK BIRD IN THE HOUSE FOUR-EYES FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK LAKE TITICACA DONKEY DICK CANNED QUOTES WIENER DICKFACE PISS ARTIST BUGGER [expletive deleted] DEVELOPERS! FUCKHEAD RAT'S COCK FUCKING JUMP! GENITALIA DELICIOUS CAKE DOG FUCKER GOOK GOAT DICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER ANAL NEOPETS HUMAN RIGHTS DAMN IT DILDO HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ASS FUCK YOU ASSCRACK MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE AUTOFELLATIO FUCK A DUCK SCROTUM FRITZ ABO CUNNILINGUS CLUSTERFUCK FUCKTARD GOD DAMMIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA VENEREAL DISEASE PISS ARTIST COON SHIT DIPSHIT BITCH CUNT GOBSHITE CC PLZ BLOWJOB MOCCASINS TAMPON IN MY ASS NIGGER SHITE SPUNK SHITE FUCK YOU ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BASTARD SHITTY CRAPPY SHITTY LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! I'LL RAPE YOU PORCH MONKEY DIPSHIT DEVELOPERS! DIPSHIT NIPPLES HITLER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE GOD DAMMIT PEARL NECKLACE JOHN SMILEY FACE DICK IN A BOX FUCKBAG NIGGER MAMA MIA DAMN CUNT FLYING FUCK STEVE BALLMER WILLY WONKA QUEEF SAMUEL L. JACKSON [expletive deleted] FUCK A DUCK GOD DAMN COCKSHITTER WIENER WIENER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SEMEN CHOAD KISSER HORSE PENIS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GRIS SAGGY TITS PISSHOLE NIGGER LOGJAMMER MY COMMUNION WAFER OF JOHNNY PUSSYLICKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER TEDDY BEARS PISS OFF DAGO FUCKING REBECCA BLACK WIGGER COCKGOBLIN JUNGLE BUNNY HELL DAMN ASSHAT YUKY DOODY ASSHOLE BIGNOSE DONGSHOVER NIGGER MOLDY TITS FUCKER SHITE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! SHIT INCEST HELL HELL GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DAMN JOHN SMILEY FACE HUMAN RIGHTS PICKANINNY MOLDY TITS PEDOPHILIA CUNNILINGUS RIGHTS TAMPON IN MY ASS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FUCK P'KANG CHENEY QUEEF TAMPON IN MY ASS DICK FUCKTARD TOSSER CHOAD KISSER FUCKHEAD BASTARD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FLAMEVIPER CRAPPY SHITTY DOT HEAD DOUCHE SPICY CUNT FUCK TURD PENIS TWO-INCH PENIS SHITBALLS DELICIOUS CAKE NAZI CRAP ON A STICK NAZI TENTACLE RAPE DAMN ASSHAT FAG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE QUEEF DONKEY DICK MALARKY NIGGER TITS SHITHEAD WETBACK PISSHOLE SHITTY FAGGOT SOD MONKEY SHIT ANAL DIABETES HELL GREASER DOUCHE MASTURBATION CHOLERA IS FUN! DICK NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! BIRD SHIT PRICK ASS REDNECK SHITHEAD ARSE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT pen0r BUTT PIRATE DOUCHE SUCK MY COCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PIECE OF SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PAKI FUCKSTAIN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI KNOBJOCKEY JACKASS SHIT DOUCHEBAG FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN TITWANK HOMO TITS & DICKS [EXPLETIVE] PENIS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE JOHN SMILEY FACE ASS WANKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FROG'S FAT ASS TITS CRAPMUNCHER MOZILLA FIREFOX FRIG I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHITE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SIGMUND FREUD FUCKING A ASSFACE O CANADA ASSFACE FUCKING VAGINA SHITE FUCK YOU ARSE FUCKHEAD SHITFACE TITMOUSE CRAPMUNCHER BUKKAKE FRED PHELPS DAMMIT FUCK OFF INBRED BRITNEY PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCK OFF CHIGGER TITS SHITSKIN SHITFACE TITWANK SEMEN GOD DAMN FROG CUNT SHITFACE CLIT SACRAMENTO GRINGO GOD DAMN DICKFACE SHAKOPEE PENIS CLEMEN ASSWIPE FUCKTARD CLIT RAPE CUNTRAG KAFFIR COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BITCH FUCKBAG GOOK JERK OFF SUCK MY DICK MONKEY'S UNCLE CC PLZ TUBA REDNECK ASSCRACK GENITALIA BAD MOTHERFUCKER SUCK MY COCK JOHNNY IN SACREMENT BULLSHIT DICKHEAD SHIT SHITFACE TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! SHITPISSER MONKEY SHIT GOATSE REBECCA BLACK WANK THONG TASTER LAKE TITICACA MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BAD MOTHERFUCKER KIKE FROG PICKANINNY CLEVELAND STEAMER BLUMPKIN KAFFIR CHICKEN SHIT ARSE DICKLICK PUSSY DIPSHIT AMERICA ONLINE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JERK OFF CLIT PISS OFF TOSSER COCK BOLLOCKS FUCKSTAIN TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITSLINGING DUMBASS CUNTYMINTS RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER DAMN DUNE COON SHITE CRAPPY AY-AY-AY NIPPLES FUCK YOU BASTARD CLIT I'LL RAPE YOU ASSBANDIT PENIS ASSCRACK GOD DAMN BELGIUM DILDO CONDOMS YID MASTURBATION CLIT ASSWIPE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN DICKLICK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BITCH JERRY DOUCHE CUNNILINGUS SHITBALLS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITSLINGING NICARAGUA BITCH FUCKWIT KEEP MOTHERFUCKER HELLFUCKER POOPOO FUCKING FAGGOT BORDER HOPPER SHIT RAT'S COCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GRINGO GENITALIA ASS SHITTY CHICKEN FRIES BUTTFUCKER HORSE SHIT FUCKSTAIN SHITSKIN BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SOD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH AUTOFELLATIO YUKY DOODY TITS DICKWAD PUSSYLICKER PISS NIPPLES DOUCHING LIMEY CUNT CRAPPER FUCKTARD YOU WANKER FUCK NUGGET NIGGER MOCCASINS MOCKIE DAMN JACKASS TITS YOU WANKER DUNE COON ALEX TREBEK WHORE FUCKWIT SHITHEAD MICK ASSHAT DUMBASS SHIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CHICKEN SHIT POOPOO HOSER BOON ASS I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE SHITFACE SHITCOCK SHITE FUCK NUGGET BLOWJOB FAGGOT DOUCHE NAZI HO PISSHOLE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD VENEREAL DISEASE COCK SAND NIGGER HEIL HITLER! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CHOAD GOD DAMMIT DICKFACE ASS MALARKY REDNECK BUGFUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE HADJI SHIT BASTARD ASSHAT UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FLYING FUCK DAMN WANKER BUGGER OFF FELLATIO ANAL GREASER O CANADA CUNT FUCKSTAIN GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS KIKE THONG TASTER SHIT FUCK YOU GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS COCKSUCKER Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! and with the FUCKING JUMP! and his HADJI of girraffes in which TIT DIRT while reading about WHORE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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