Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's JIGGABOO'MOTHERFUCKER'HONKY'SHITHEAD'D'OH'CUNT'TITS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a ASS look at the FUCKWIT talk page of this CRAPFUCKER article for notes or discussion before MICK editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKSTAIN neurochemical FUCK disorder SCRATCH! GROUNDER! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NIGGER, sudden DICKFACE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements POMMIE or WIGGER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITFACE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TITWANK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CRAP by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DAMN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSHOLE RAT'S ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous YOU WANKER utterFUCKance of socially BASTARD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HONKY television programs to address CRAP ON A STICK Tourette's syndrome.

TOURETTE'S SYNDROME Tourette's is MOLDY TITS not to be ROSIE O'DONNELL confused with DOG SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HOMO chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves RAT'S ASS random ASS disorientation, culturally-I'LL RAPE YOU-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MALARKY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DAMN language, FUCKFACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCKSTAIN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky REDNECK souvenir shoppes and massive SHITFUCKER quantities I'LL RAPE YOU of ANAL DIABETES LIKE FATHER LIKE SON garbage.

Darnit.

A REDSKIN Polite Note to the RAGHEAD Author:

The SCUMBAG Tourette's INBRED Research Institute was TRANNY founded to GRAPE PENIS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PEEPEE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GOD BLESS AMERICA article JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and COCKSMOKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNT LAPPER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WILLY WONKA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DICK TITS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of INCEST Tourrette's sufferers BASTARD swear. You can ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JOHN SMILEY FACE TV, for always focusing on the BITCH bad side of a terrible ASSWIPE thing.
• The main FUCKFACE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MASTURBATION involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CHIGGER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DEVELOPERS! knee AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is HOMO no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CLIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASSHAT school for FUCKHEAD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHIT sufferers to become FUCKSTAIN manically depressed and SHITFUCKER commit CLIT suicide.
• There is no ASSHOLE cure, and the HORSE SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the DILDO tics often have adverse FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna POO POO BLOWJOB perodol" which caused my entire ASS LICKER body to go GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS numb and MAMA MIA basically made it NIGGA! worse than YOU WANKER it is without the JERK OFF drug.

I am an active member of a DOUCHE NAZI tourette syndrome FUCKSTAIN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BOOBIES the suck my mothers public view of Tourettes as a "PANCHEN LAMA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GARBAGE DAY! much much (hand spasms) more...

I am NEOPETS sorry for PENIS ON A STICK "hi-jacking" your SHITSLIDE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITFACE this that really MONKEY SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCK YOU article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BITCH, and making fun of a RECTUM RAIDER horrible disorder is (not) CUNTRAG funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DIPSHIT time.

Best JUMPING JESUS!!! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FROG'S FAT ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FIREWALLS reply

As FREEDOM OF SPEECH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST countries. When showing TIBETAN BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN TOOTHPASTE in countries CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST leadership, those problems does not FREEDOM OF SPEECH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT PROTESTS byproduct of your DALAI LAMA capitalist society BUDDHIST MONK.

Li Chiang “AMERICA'S GREAT!” Wen

P.S. NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Regards to Andrew WANK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The FUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can HO punch him if you SOD want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIV NEGATIVE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NIPPLES saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my FUCKBAG intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine NIGGER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHIT LIKE A HORSE and ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP playing Roblox's Adopt Me with YID music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) GREASER BAND WITH 4 FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A LAKE TITICACA HORSE! NIGGER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO NIGGER'S HOUSE

How FUCKER to BLUE PENIS! cure FUCKFACE the FUCKBAG Tourette's CHICKEN FRIES Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment [expletive deleted] for CLIT Tourette's SEX Syndrome JACKASS is GANGBANG following ASS LICKER these YOU WANKER rules SHITE in PIG order:

• 1: Avoid PENIS immature DOG SHIT little POOPOO kids,
• 2: Count to SHITE within MASTURBATION 10 GOD DAMMITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your [EXPLETIVE] PORCUPINE'S BALLS KRAUT nor ASS talk,
• 4: Tell FUCKING yourself you CHOAD don't GOD DAMMIT have BIRD SHIT this P'KANG disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NEOPETS WITH NASTY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSCRACK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the NIGGER last straw FEMADOM!

I fucking put PENISFUCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE WIENER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at COCKSHITTER the TOP OF CRAP THIS JACKASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PISS OFF MY ASS offensive. FUCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PENIS people who try CUNT to battle BRITNEY'URINE-GARGLING that tight-ass FUCKFUCKFUCK 17-year-SHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GOD DAMMIT it now, but someone said SUCK MY DICK' SPANK THE MONKEY CHALICE'DICKHEAD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING TAMPON IN MY ASS is a laughing NIGGER matter. Plus there ASS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BASTARD Uncyclopedia, there are YOU WANKER articles TURD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FIST FUCK stuff. So BASTARD that means GREASER stop getting mad at the TRANNY first part too and PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT talking about the ARSE letter that it's ANAL DIABETES mocking (what DICKHEAD letter? I don't even know what DOUCHEBAG the heck you're talking about). Adrian GANGBANG hi self FUCK even made a really FENCE JUMPER good point. "It's FELLATIO nothing more ORGASM from a head nod to a SHITFUCKER knee tick". GREASER. Which I'll add FUCK onto FUCKBAG saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE suffer that FUCK YOU much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SPIC be, because if I were a CUNTRAG Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article RAPE hilarious. If you BALL SACK Want facts, go on NIHILISM Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GOATSE be offended, don't read GOATSE the freaking GOAT DICK article anyway.

SON OF A BITCH PISS ARTIST GREASER ARSE CHIGGER RUSTY TROMBONE SUCK MY DICK CUNT FELLATIO

SHITHEAD HADJI FUCK HELL FUCKSTAIN TITTYWANK POTTYMOUTH FUCK SHITSLINGING WIENER BALL SACK NIGNOG ASSWIPE FLYING FUCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKING A PENIS ON A BUN JACKASS SHIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SON OF A BITCH CUNNILINGUS RAPE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITE CUM SUCK A BIG DICK HORSE PENIS SAGGY TITS DOG FUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BEAVER NECROPHILIA FUDGEPACKER DICKHEAD FEWMETS HOT GRITS DUMBASS WANK JACK OFF JAP RAGHEAD CUNTRAG DICKFACE SHIT FUCKBAG FUCKWIT SHITHEAD JACKASS DICK TITS FRENCH TICKLER FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH BITCH MOTHERFUCKER BUKKAKE FUCKHEAD HADJI SPANK THE MONKEY RAPE FUCKSTAIN SHITCOCK DAMN FUCKING IT'S OVER 9000! KNOBJOCKEY CLUSTERFUCK SHITFACE CONDOMS MOTHERFUCKER BOON TONY LA RUSSA SCUMBAG ASSHAT WALRUS SHIT BONER PISS ARTIST SHITFACE POOPY MILF JIGGABOO NIGNOG DICKWAD ASS RUSKIE RHODESIA PENISBIRD TIMBER NIGGER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! JACKASS CLIT JACK OFF COCK FUCKBAG BULLSHIT FUCK OFF SEX SHIT LIKE A HORSE JERRY WANK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT GANGBANG DUNE COON SHITHEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FELCHING BOOBS PISS ARTIST MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCKBAG JACKASS TOSSER ANUSCAKE FUCKTARD SHIT WALRUS SHIT YOU WANKER BULLSHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASS RAPE CUNTRAG BITCH HOSER OH SHI– INBRED COCKGOBLIN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA QUEEF I WILL KILL YOU! MOCCASINS TWO-INCH PENIS CLUSTERFUCK SHITE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITCOCK COCKSMOKER BASTARD FUCKING JUMP! EAT MY SHIT! CRAP ON A STICK CHOAD CAMEL JOCKEY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FELCHING FENCE JUMPER CLEMEN YOU WANKER SEX HONKY NIPPLES HUMAN RIGHTS FELLATIO ASSHOLE PISS ARTIST INBRED I'LL RAPE YOU SAMUEL L. JACKSON BASTARD I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE TOSSER VENEREAL DISEASE PENIS FUCKFACE SOD OFF FUCKHEAD TIMBER NIGGER CONDOMS PAKI WANKSPLAT BOB SAGET ARSE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS TURD JIZZ FUCKTARD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CHINK IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU CRAP BIRD SHIT CRACKER CLUSTERFUCK LOGJAMMER COCKSTUFFER MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS INJUN DICKHEAD ASSFACE BOLLOCKS WIENER BULLSHIT BITCH ANUSCAKE FUCKSTAIN SHIT DIPSHIT FELCHING VENEREAL DISEASE BUGGER OFF ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BANGKOK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SPIC JIZZ BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKTARD [Insert silly non-swear here] GARBAGE DAY! BEANER BUTT-HOLE FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER [expletive deleted] INBRED CUNTING ASSCRACK I'LL RAPE YOU HELL FUCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BORDER HOPPER GOD DAMN BUGFUCK POTTYMOUTH CRAP ON A STICK BUTTFUCKER CUNTYMINTS NIGNOG POO POO BLOWJOB FUCKER GENITALIA WANK RAPE FUCK SOD ASS LICKER ABO TITTYWANK FUCKBAG RUSTY TROMBONE JIGGABOO BEAVER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DUMBASS FUCKHEAD BUGFUCK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CRAPFUCKER SHITTY 30 CASES OF PICKLES WIENER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CONDOMS COMMUNIST DILDO ASSHAT BOLLOCKS VAGINA NECROPHILIA SON OF A BITCH FUCKING EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CANNED QUOTE SHIT BUTTFUCKER ASSCRACK SHITHEAD AUTOFELLATIO FUCK TOTAL COCKSUCKER TENTACLE RAPE CUNNILINGUS DAMN IT SOD OFF GARBAGE DAY! FUCK BITCH NECROPHILIA DONALD RUMSFELD JACKASS SHITSLIDE CRAPMUNCHER ASSWIPE DAMN PRICK BLOWJOB PISS ARTIST ASSBANDIT PISS OFF MY ASS CUNT ASSCRACK CONDOMS WEHATEMARIO FROG TITS DAMN SHIT ORGASM MASTURBATION YOU WANKER ORGASM ASSWIPE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BUTTFUCKER SHIT WIENER PUSSY TAMPONS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BASTARD FLYING FUCK MINORITIES ARSE DILDO TITTYWANK COON ASS DOUCHEBAG PISS OFF CUNT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FRIG SHITTING DICK NIPPLES KAFFIR DICKFACE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SPUNK TITMOUSE INBRED BITCH MALARKY WOMEN'S RIGHTS SOD SHITSLIDE JENKEM BOON JERK OFF CONDOMS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PISSHOLE TOSSER TOTAL CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT HOSER MILF EPIDIDYMIS OSTRICH MY ASS ASSFACE MONASTERIES FUCKING A MACACA SHITSLINGING FAGGOT BUGGER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BULLSHIT ASS FASCIST SCROTUM INBRED BEAVER VAGINA FUCK ANAL DUMBASS PEDOPHILIA BASTARD ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF WIENER SHITE CUNT ARSE FUCKING BASEBALL DYKE NAZI BANGKOK KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH DICK CUNNILINGUS SHITE FUCKFUCKFUCK NIPPLES JACKASS SHIT DILDO NIGGER TITS WETBACK BULLSHIT PISS ARTIST ASS YOU WANKER WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CHIGGER FRIG DOUCHING HO LAKE TITICACA DONKEY DICK CUNT BOOBIES FROG 30 CASES OF PICKLES DOG SHIT BUGGER ARSE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WIENER FELLATIO PENIS BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TAFFY FIRECROTCH SCUMBUCKET SHITCOCK WINDOWS VISTA SON OF A BITCH ROSIE O'DONNELL TIT DIRT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FRAK FUCKING I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCK BELLEND FUCK YOU ASSHOLE FUCKING DELICIOUS CAKE REDNECK LAKE TITICACA PISS ASSCRACK RAGHEAD CUNT PISSHOLE FUCKING SHITHEAD BUTT PIRATE MOTHERFUCKER ARSE FUCK A DUCK ALF BALLS TITTYWANK INCEST FUCKSTAIN COMMUNIST DILDO JAP GRAPE PENIS VAGINA ASSHOLE RAT'S ASS BOB SAGET SHIT BITCH WANKER DICKFACE GOD DAMMIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH MOCKIE PUSSYLICKER CLIT NORTH KOREA RIVER CRABS SUCK BASTARD DAMN IT PISS CHICKEN SHIT BUTTFUCKER ASS HO O CANADA GIVING HEAD HENTAI CHOAD KISSER RAT'S ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PEDOPHILIA COON ASSHAT FUCKING A TIT DIRT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKER FUCKING DICK CHICKEN SHIT NICARAGUA DAMN BIRD IN THE HOUSE CAMEL JOCKEY WANK BOLLOCKS FUCKER CROTCH CARPET MUNCHER FUCK COON TITWANK COON TACO DAMN FUCKWIT DOUCHEBAG CLUSTERFUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASSCRACK SHITE TURD DICK FUCKHEAD HADJI GOD DAMMIT BITCH HOMO GRINGO FUCK NUGGET BITCH FUCK YOU NAZI INBRED EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA HITLER ANAL DIABETES FLYING FUCK BUTT-HEAD TRANNY CHING CHONG CHINK COCKSUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNT ASSHOLE BULLSHIT BULLCRAP SECOND BALLS TAMPONS CUNTRAG INBRED CLIT FUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PORCH MONKEY KIKE FUCKBAG FEMADOM MASTURBATION DICKFACE CUNT WIKIPEDIA SCUMBUCKET LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUCKSTAIN DONGSHOVER ARSEBADGERS FUDGEPACKER MASTURBATION RAT'S COCK SAND NIGGER GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS EPIDIDYMIS FUCK YOU ASSRAPING COCK FELLATIO ANAL CONAN O'BRIAN TACO JIGGABOO INJUN FUCKING BASEBALL PIECE OF SHIT BLOWJOB HELL FU SPANG ASS FELCHMONKEY ASSWIPE BUTTFUCKER FAG I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT BOOBIES SOD OFF BASTARD BIRD SHIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! I'LL RAPE YOU POLAK CUNT FUCKING PISS LAKE TITICACA WETBACK FUCKFACE SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! WANKSPLAT D'OH BELGIUM SIGMUND FREUD NECROPHILIA PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE ASSCRACK SCROTUM TWAT COON BALL SACK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FELCHMONKEY BASTARD FUCK ORGASM FRENCH TICKLER NIGGER FEMADOM HELL PISS OFF ASSHAT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CRAPFUCKER FUCKSTAIN BITCH CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON HENTAI DELICIOUS CAKE ASS PENIS FEATURED HITLER NIPPLES ASSCRACK NICARAGUA COCKSMOKER TITS PORCUPINE'S BALLS DOUCHE BAD MOTHERFUCKER WIENER CUNT ASSHOLE RAPE [EXPLETIVE] TITTIES SHITCOCK YOU WANKER GENITALIA SPIC ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH 30 CASES OF PICKLES RAT'S COCK CUM GENITALIA BOOBS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DICK TITS HADJI CRIMETHINK FUCK NUGGET PEEPEE ASS SHITHEAD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PENIS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS HELL JACKASS TWAT DAMNATION FUCK OFF FUCKING CARPET MUNCHER GOD BLESS AMERICA DOG SHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DOG FUCKER SHIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCK CUNT DICKLICK THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! FUCKFACE COCKSMOKER SEX JOHN ELWAY BONER COCKSUCKER BULLSHIT LIMEY POLESMOKER DUMBASS FUCKHEAD [expletive deleted] CONAN O'BRIAN NIGGER URINE-GARGLING GOBSHITE DICK FELCHING SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BITCH ART METAL PRODUCTS [Insert silly non-swear here] MASTURBATION DOUCHING SHIT COCKSUCKER TOSSER ASS COCK BITCH SHIT SOD OFF MILF DAMMIT CRACKER POO POO BLOWJOB BOOBIES TIT DIRT TITS ASSHOLE ARSE BULLSHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! CLUSTERFUCK BUGFUCK FUCKER JERRY BITCH WANK CHOAD CUNTBUCKET DELICIOUS CAKE [expletive deleted] DAMN RAT'S COCK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR TURD FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FLYING FUCK CUNTYMINTS FAGGOT ASS FUCKWIT DYKE BEAVER TIT DIRT DONKEY PUNCHER DUMBASS YUKY DOODY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TWAT JOHNNY CUNTING ASSCRACK WINDOWS VISTA BOYCOTT VIACOM! SOD HORSE PENIS I AM CORNHOLIO! 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SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See TITS & DICKS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHITFACE