Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's GREASER'ANAL'DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!!'POMMIE'HENTAI'MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS'DUMBASS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a DAMN look at the FUCKWIT talk page of this MASTURBATION article for notes or discussion before CUNT editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder JACK OFF characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BIGNOSE, sudden PIECE OF SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKTARD or FUCKFACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BLUMPKIN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BASTARD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken RAGHEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BOOBIES words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSCRACK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SUCK MY DICK utterFUCKance of socially DAMN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first YID television programs to address HELL Tourette's syndrome.

CLUSTER FUCK Tourette's is SEX not to be STUDENT MOVEMENT confused with SHITSLINGING Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BUGFUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves 666 random FUCKING A disorientation, culturally-FRITZ-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PENIS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WANK language, DAMN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TWAT LICK PUSSY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BEAVER souvenir shoppes and massive SCROTUM quantities TITTIES of ANAL DIABETES MOTHERFUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A PENISFUCK Polite Note to the BLUMPKIN Author:

The WANK Tourette's PUSSY Research Institute was WOODPECKERSHIT founded to ASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FOUR-EYES Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HORSE SHIT article FUCKWIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and AMERICA ONLINE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or WOODPECKERSHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PUSSY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CLUSTER FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCK Tourrette's sufferers ASSHOLE swear. You can COCKSMOKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CLUSTER FUCK TV, for always focusing on the RECTUM RAIDER bad side of a terrible DUMBASS thing.
• The main SHITTY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GOD DAMN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or '[expletive deleted]' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small COMMUNIST DILDO knee ASSCRACK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FLYING RAT'S ASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JUNGLE BUNNY school for AUTOFELLATIO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage KIKE sufferers to become GOD BLESS AMERICA manically depressed and PEARL NECKLACE commit DYKE suicide.
• There is no BITCH cure, and the RUSTY TROMBONE drugs that are available to, "calm" the DAMN tics often have adverse FUDGEPACKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PISS OFF perodol" which caused my entire FUCKWIT body to go INBRED numb and TOSSER basically made it NIGGA! worse than SUCK A BIG DICK it is without the WIKIPEDIA drug.

I am an active member of a SEX tourette syndrome LENS CRAFTERS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASS the CHINA IS CAPITALIST public view of Tourettes as a "RUSTY TROMBONE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DICKHEAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PRICK sorry for TOTAL "hi-jacking" your NECROPHILIA entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TITS this that really JERK OFF annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this YOU WANKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be GOATSE, and making fun of a COON horrible disorder is (not) ASSCRACK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MASTURBATION time.

Best ARSEBADGERS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNT CRAPPER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHTS reply

As PROXY SITES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONASTERIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MINORITIES Westerners show is not an PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DALAI LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those GRASS MUD HORSE countries. When showing LHASA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SLITTY EYES in countries PRINCE PHILIP leadership, those problems does not GRASS MUD HORSE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a 1984 byproduct of your I LIKE BUSH capitalist society FIREWALLS.

Li Chiang “EUROIPODS” Wen

P.S. SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Regards to Andrew SHAKOPEE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The INBRED bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKSTAIN punch him if you BUGFUCK want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “SALISBURY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CRAP saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my FUCKING intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BIGNOSE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BALL SACK and JACKASS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ORGASM music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) COCK BAND WITH 4 FELLATIO MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BUGGER HORSE! BIGNOSE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BIGNOSE'S HOUSE

How COCK to PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT cure BITCH the FRENCH TICKLER Tourette's DOUCHEBAG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WOP for SHITPISSER Tourette's CUNTRAG Syndrome BUTTFUCKER is ASSFACE following DAMN IT these WANK rules CAMEL FUCKER in DAMN order:

• 1: Avoid WARNER MUSIC GROUP immature ABO little FUCKHEAD kids,
• 2: Count to SHIT within BLOWJOB 10 NIGGERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BOLLOCKS MALL SANTA JUNGLE BUNNY nor FUCKING FUCKFUCKER talk,
• 4: Tell SHIT yourself you WANKSPLAT don't SLOPE have PISS OFF this SPUNK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BASTARD WITH NASTY MOTHERFUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TIMBER NIGGER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BIGNOSE last straw SOD!

I fucking put BOOBS' my comment at the TOP OF THE BITCH PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASSWIPE the TOP OF CUNT THIS MASTURBATION ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be KNOBJOCKEY offensive. HELL. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CUNT people who try PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM to battle ASSHAT'SHITHEAD that tight-ass FUCK 17-year-FIRECROTCH—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM it now, but someone said DOUCHING' FUCK RAPE'BULLSHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! is a laughing DICK TITS matter. Plus there WIGGER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on VAGINA Uncyclopedia, there are FLYING RAT'S ASS articles TAMPON IN MY ASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching MONKEY SHIT stuff. So FUCKING that means WANK stop getting mad at the MONKEY BALLS first part too and NIGGER talking about the BOLLOCKS letter that it's POLESMOKER mocking (what DOUCHING letter? I don't even know what DAMMIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian SAND NIGGER hi self TITTIES even made a really COCKSMOKER good point. "It's IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD nothing more FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA from a head nod to a FUCKING knee tick". DICKFACE. Which I'll add DAMN IT onto JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASSHOLE suffer that PUSSY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DAMN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITFUCKER be, because if I were a ASSRAMMER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ARFENHOUSE hilarious. If you DAMN Want facts, go on GOD DAMMIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKFACE be offended, don't read FIST FUCK the freaking CROTCH article anyway.

PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS AUTOFELLATIO FRITZ ANUSCAKE SHITE MILF DOODIE HEAD CUNTYMINTS HELL

NI FROG'S FAT ASS FIRECROTCH WEHATEMARIO NIPPLES BITCH INJUN BALLS ASS LICKER FASHION BUG MOTHERFUCKER ASSWIPE NAZI BASTARD ANAL RAT'S COCK BITCH HOSER GENITALIA BALL SACK FROG PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASS DAGO HELL POLACK 666 HENTAI LET'S SHIT SEMEN ASSHAT YOU WANKER TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! VAGINA BITCH BOOBS COCKSMOKER SHITHEAD WIENER BEANER DAMN DIPSHIT IT'S OVER 9000! FUCKWIT KRAUT FUCKFACE DAMNATION SLOPE SHITFUCKER TITWANK NIPPLES MALL SANTA SHITBALLS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DAMN BLOWJOB RUSKIE RUSTY TROMBONE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BITCH WIGGER BONER POMMIE ASS NAZI DICKLICK SEX FRED PHELPS TITTIES YOUR MOM SEX JUNGLE BUNNY MICK FLYING RAT'S ASS BAT FUCK INSANE 666 WIKIPEDIA MR WINKLER IS GAY TAFFY MAMA MIA FUCK A DUCK HOSER DICKLICK FUCKER SCROTUM SHITE PRICK DYKE SHITE INBRED NIGGER LIMEY BONER FUCKTARD DOODIE HEAD CHICKEN FRIES FAGGOT FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKFACE SUCK MY COCK COCKSMOKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK OFF BLOWJOB SHITFACE WIENER ARSE PISS OFF AUTOFELLATIO FUCK SHITHEAD DAGO PRICK PISS ASSHOLE CUNT GOD DAMN CUNT YOGHURT CANNON FUCK YOU SHITHEAD DAMMIT BITCH CUM CLIT TENTACLE RAPE LIMEY FUCK COCK FUCK GOD DAMN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DAGO MALL SANTA MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! MASTURBATION TOWELHEAD FEWMETS FEMADOM ROSIE O'DONNELL TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKING ASSHOLE NEGRO THIS IS A RARE SWEAR BUGGER OFF NIPPLES FEWMETS MOTHERFUCKER SHITE COLGATE DAMN PISSHOLE JACK ABRAMOFF SEX HELL FU SPANG D'OH JACKASS CUNNILINGUS YOU WANKER HORSE SHIT DOUCHING BITCH BIRD SHIT I WILL END YOU! YOGHURT CANNON ASSWIPE WALRUS SHIT BITCH TURD JIGGABOO SHITFUCKER KIDDY FIDDLER HO FLYING FUCK TRANNY WOP JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FRENCH TICKLER HELL MONKEY BALLS BIRD SHIT SCROTUM RANDY TRAVIS PUNANI PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CRAP ON A STICK GOAT DICK FUCKER WANKER CUNNILINGUS KAFFIR CUNTYMINTS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITCUNTING CUNT CUM PISSHOLE FUCK YOU DICKFACE BASTARD TACO BULLCRAP DOUCHETITS WANK ART METAL PRODUCTS BUGFUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BUTT PIRATE YID CUM WANK INBRED WANK ASSHAT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKFACE MONKEY SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS PISS OFF VAGINA BITCH JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CHRISTMAS TREES SHAKOPEE SMEG PEARL NECKLACE RECTUM RAIDER FUCKSTAIN INBRED NIGGER ASSHOLE SHITFUCKER I WILL END YOU! DAMN CHICKEN FRIES BASTARD HENTAI FRENCH TICKLER I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT FUCK FELCHING PORCH MONKEY COCKSHITTER BOB SAGET FLYING FUCK SCROTUM POWERSHIT NECROPHILIA I WILL END YOU! BLOWJOB SHIT MAMA MIA FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER CLIT VENEREAL DISEASE AY-AY-AY BASTARD DONKEY PUNCHER BITCH DAMN COON BUKKAKE FUCKSTAIN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SAND NIGGER FAG MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITCUNTING [expletive deleted] PENISBIRD CUNT POLAK CLUSTER FUCK WANK WANK GIVING HEAD FLYING FUCK JERK OFF SCUMBUCKET BAT FUCK INSANE PISS OFF TESTICLE CHOKE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSRAPING NECROPHILIA ASSWIPE POMMIE COCKSUCKER JERK OFF BITCH ASS GIVING HEAD FUCKING ASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DICKHEAD DUMBASS CHOAD SHITE SEMEN CUNTRAG CLEMEN DOUCHEBAG BASTARD BOLLOCKS MAMA MIA WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHITBALLS SHITHEAD FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BENSON SUCKS SHITCOCK CLEVELAND STEAMER BIRD SHIT TURD PIECE OF SHIT FUCK ORGASM RIGHTS SHIT MALARKY FROG'S FAT ASS BOOBS CLUSTER FUCK CANNED QUOTE SCUMBUCKET BASTARD TOWELHEAD MOTHERFUCKER BITCH CRAPFUCKER DAMMIT SEX FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JOHN SMILEY FACE WIKIPEDIA RULES NIPPLES THONG TASTER ASSFACE CHUFF DAMNATION DICKLICK HITLER SHITPISSER ASS SEX FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER ORGASM SHITSLINGING PIG DUMBASS ARSEBADGERS TITS & DICKS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! PISS HAIL SATAN! ASS INBRED MALARKY [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] BIG FOOT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! TITTYWANK NINTENDOGS ASS LICKER TITTYWANK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DAMMIT BOOBS DICKFACE GOD DAMN FENCE JUMPER YOGHURT CANNON CUNT CHICKEN SHIT 4CHAN INDIA HAS NUKES SON OF A BITCH FUCKFACE POLAK BULLSHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKWIT LET'S SHIT JERK OFF CHING CHONG CHINK MOCKIE ABO CAMEL JOCKEY AUTOFELLATIO CRAP SHIT HELLFIRE FRIG LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DOUCHEBAG GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITBALLS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKWIT MONKEY SHIT BIRD SHIT ASSHOLE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP PEDOPHILIA BASTARD CHAV MASTURBATION SHITFACE PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! TWAT BORDER HOPPER GOD DAMN LOGJAMMER WANKSPLAT HENTAI DYKE DICKLICK MOLDY TITS VENEREAL DISEASE FEATURED POTTYMOUTH SHIT DOUCHING NAZI SHITFUCKER FUCKWIT FUCK DOUCHEBAG INCEST CUNTING ASSCRACK ASSWIPE BEAVER 30 CASES OF PICKLES RAT'S ASS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SMEG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKING JENKEM INBRED HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN DICKHEAD ASSBANDIT MR WINKLER IS GAY HO KIKE CUNT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BITCH SHITHEAD BAT FUCK INSANE EMO SHITE DICKLICK FUCKFACE DOUCHE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS INJUN MOZILLA FIREFOX FIRECROTCH BUTT PIRATE SHITTY HELL WETBACK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PUSSYLICKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCK ASSHAT SHITE I WILL KILL YOU! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DAMN ASS ASS ASS POLAK DAMN ARSE MASTURBATION PISS OH SHI– CUNTRAG TOSSER NIGGER TITS SNUFF PORN DICKFACE FUCKSTAIN PRICK GOD DAMN WIKIPEDIA ORGASM EAT MY SHIT! DOG SHIT O CANADA VAGINA QUEEF BUGGER SHITSLIDE INBRED ASSHAT BENSON SUCKS GOD DAMN SOD RAT'S ASS SHITFUCKER FELCHMONKEY I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCK PUSSYLICKER SHUT UP, MEG! CTHULHU FHTAGN HOT GRITS DAMN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHITTY DAMN SCROTUM FROG'S FAT ASS DICKWAD PENIS GOD DAMMIT MILF VAGINA FUCK BALLS COON SCUMBAG ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WANK FUCKHEAD BUDDHISM JERK OFF PISS suck my mothers REDSKIN PISS CUNT DONKEY PUNCHER FELCHING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS KRAUT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FLYING FUCK TESTICLE CHOKE ABO GOBSHITE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES HELL FUCKER HADJI SHITTY CAMEL JOCKEY HAIL SATAN! WOMEN'S RIGHTS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PIECE OF SHIT DICKFACE YID I WILL END YOU! VENEREAL DISEASE JIGGABOO COCKSMOKER CHICKEN SHIT DOG SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER ASSFACE FUCK OFF HORSE SHIT DYKE COON FUCKHEAD ASS ANUSCAKE SHIT BASTARD DAMN CLUSTER FUCK SUCK MY DICK BULLSHIT SHITHEAD URINE-GARGLING YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN GIVING HEAD BULLCRAP JACKASS ASSCRACK BAT FUCK INSANE TAMPONS ASSFACE JAP RUSTY TROMBONE 30 CASES OF PICKLES JENKEM BATHING SUIT AREA DICK IN A BOX FUCK OFF TITMOUSE SHIT ARSE SPUNK ALEX TREBEK P'KANG GOOK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BULLSHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT I AM CORNHOLIO! HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! TITMOUSE JESSE McCARTNEY BUKKAKE DICKHEAD CHIGGER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITSLINGING DONKEY PUNCHER WANK WIENER PRICK HELL SIGMUND FREUD SHIT DONKEY DICK TRANNY HELL GRINGO ASS BASTARD VENEREAL DISEASE RAT'S ASS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER GO COUNT YOUR DICK GANGBANG LENS CRAFTERS SHITTY TOTAL CUNTRAG BEAVER DICK CHICKEN BIG FOOT TITS & DICKS BUGFUCK [EXPLETIVE] BLISTERING BARNACLES DAMN IT FUCKFACE PRICK FUCKWIT SOD SHITTY MOCKIE QUEEF FUCK YOU REDEEMING VALUE PISS ARTIST NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BEAVER HELL CONDOMS ASSCRACK DICKHEAD SHIT PUSSY SHITTY HELL IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKBAG YUKKY DOODY FENCE JUMPER FELLATIO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BOB SAGET NIGNOG AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! SAMUEL L. JACKSON GOBSHITE ASS LICKER CHICKEN FRIES CUNT FELLATIO DOUCHEBAG SHITSLINGING NIGGER TITS FIRECROTCH PORCH MONKEY DAMN BUTTFUCKER CHIGGER ASSHOLE PISS ARTIST CANNED QUOTE FUCKSTAIN TITTYWANK FUCKING WANK AY-AY-AY HENTAI SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! NIPPLES MOTHERFUCKER LIMEY WANK FLYING FUCK TWAT ASS CUNT CAMEL JOCKEY INBRED pen0r WANK COMMUNIST DILDO CHINK GOD DAMMIT FLYING RAT'S ASS DOT HEAD LET'S SHIT FAG CUNNILINGUS FELLATIO PORCUPINE'S BALLS CHIGGER NAZI FELCHMONKEY TIMBER NIGGER FELLATIO FUCK PEDOPHILIA INCEST PUSSY YOU WANKER PISS ARTIST FUCKFACE FUCK TIMBER NIGGER DILDO SUGARTITS SEX SHITFUCKER FUCK CLIT FUCK WANK PISS ARTIST FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS EPIDIDYMIS RAT'S COCK DICKWAD GO COUNT YOUR DICK MOTHERFUCKER WANKER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JACKASS MORGAN TSVANGIRAI WANK CUNT ASS FELLATIO HELL BITCH DICKHEAD SHITBALLS PAKI BATHING SUIT AREA HAIL SATAN! ASSFACE YUKKY DOODY ASSCRACK SHITFACE BASTARD SEMEN BATHING SUIT AREA RAT'S COCK FUCKER POOPOO DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN ORGASM BULLCRAP TAFFY HUEY P. NEWTON SCRATCH! GROUNDER! YID FUCK OFF BRUSH MA TEETH GENITALIA CUNT BALL SACK SEX CRACKER TITTYWANK TITMOUSE SCUMBUCKET PRICK POO POO BLOWJOB GANGBANG MONKEY'S UNCLE SCUMBAG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE MILF DICKHEAD HELL JAP [Insert stupid word you just made up here] CHINK SHITHEAD GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER FRIG PRICK FUCKING HO OH SHI– DUMBASS INBRED TWAT CUM IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CRACKER FUCKBAG FUCKBAG DONKEY PUNCHER BIG FOOT CLIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ANAL DIABETES SON OF A BITCH DUMBASS FUCKING DAMN DICKHEAD DAMN IT BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ASSWIPE ART METAL PRODUCTS PEEPEE TITS CUNT DAMN GOOK PUNANI DIPSHIT REDSKIN PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PISSHOLE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST WOP BUTT-HEAD EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CUNNILINGUS CHIGGER CLIT DIPSHIT I CAN AFFORD FOOD ASSCRACK NIGGER BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT MASTURBATION CHIGGER CHOAD KISSER ASSHOLE PORCH MONKEY WANK AUTOFELLATIO TURD BUNG-HOLE CLUSTER FUCK ASSFACE PORCH MONKEY ALF SPUNK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS YUKKY DOODY FUCK BOLLOCKS NIGGER SUCK MY DICK CARPET MUNCHER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CHIGGER DAMN SHITSLINGING YOU WANKER SON OF A BITCH CUNT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BIRD SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD RAT'S ASS JIGGABOO FUCK YOU SHITE DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS JERRY ABO FUCKHEAD SCROTUM SHITSLINGING SEX BOOBS DAMN FUCK CUNT JACKASS BUNG-HOLE DELICIOUS CAKE CHICKEN FRIES GOD DAMMIT PENIS ON A BUN JACKASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PUSSYLICKER INJUN ASSWIPE CARPET MUNCHER FELCHING VAGINA BUTT-HEAD CHENEY BUTTFUCKER CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU SHITSLINGING FUCKER SHITTY FUCK DAMN BUGFUCK CARPET MUNCHER GO COUNT YOUR DICK BIRD IN THE HOUSE CHRISTIANITY RICK MORANIS BASTARD PAKI ASSWIPE FUCK BLOWJOB PISS ASS SON OF A BITCH OSTRICH MY ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FLYING FUCK SHITFACE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WANK NEGRO JACK ABRAMOFF TITWANK CARPET MUNCHER BELLEND BIBLE BASHER BATHING SUIT AREA BITCH [EXPLETIVE] SHITE JAP MOCKIE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHING LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT BUTT PIRATE ASS SHITTY SHITTY FUCK FELCHING GOD DAMN FUCK FELCHMONKEY FUCKSTAIN WANKER PRICK TWAT DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN BUKKAKE AUTOFELLATIO PISS OFF MY ASS LOLCAT MOTHERFUCKER YOUR MOM BIRD SHIT SAGGY TITS DICKWAD QUEEF JIGGABOO FLYING RAT'S ASS WANKER JERK OFF PEEPEE WANK CONAN O'BRIAN VAGINA SCUMBAG SHITTY BONER FAGGOT YOU WANKER RAPE CUNTRAG ASS NIGGER INBRED [expletive deleted] DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMMIT JOHN ELWAY BULLSHIT SCUMBAG VENEREAL DISEASE GOD DAMN NECROPHILIA ASS HOLY DUMB FUCK SAND NIGGER GOD BLESS AMERICA SHIT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS TWAT CRAPPY FUCK OFF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PISS ARTIST CUNTRAG INCEST MOTHERFUCKER BEAVER FROG'S FAT ASS SHITCOCK CUNTRAG QUEEF CHOAD KEEP TITS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS AUTOFELLATIO BEAVER DOG SHIT FUCKER SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA SHIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DOUCHEBAG SHITSLINGING BORDER HOPPER CAMEL FUCKER ASSFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISSHOLE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DUMBASS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT JACKASS SHIT GYPSY DICKLICK PUSSY GYPSY MY COMMUNION WAFER OF SHITE BUTTFUCKER JERRY PENIS ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITCOCK ASSWIPE CUNT BUGFUCK COCKSMOKER DICK DOG SHIT SHITE NI HOCKEY DOUCHEBAG SIGMUND FREUD COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK FRAK FRITZ CUNTRAG JIZZ DUNE COON DAMNATION SUCK MY COCK CROTCH RUSTY TROMBONE SHITFUCKER BULLSHIT SHITE RAT'S COCK ASSCRACK FUCKFACE I AM CORNHOLIO! PENISBIRD BASTARD PASTURE TITS FUCKTARD TITWANK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CHOAD CHOAD [Insert swear here] CROTCH JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CUNNILINGUS GOATSE GRAPE PENIS WIKIPEDIA FUCK OFF BUTTFUCKER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES YOU WANKER FUCKTARD WANKSPLAT WALRUS SHIT HOMO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKTARD BULLSHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKSTAIN GIVING HEAD HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS NEGRO Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BAD MOTHERFUCKER and with the DIPSHIT and his HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS of girraffes in which PEARL NECKLACE while reading about CLIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKSTAIN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PENIS

Article written in the style of its subject This article is WOODPECKERSHIT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy subject. If you do not find it funny FIRECROTCH, it is probably because you are an INBRED BUNG-HOLE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. CHOAD If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CAMEL JOCKEY joke loses its humour MOZILLA FIREFOX when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so POLAK ignorant, then you wouldn't have WHORE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! PIECE OF SHIT DAMN ARSE PENIS BASKETBALL!!!!!I <3 COCK

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