Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's GO HOME AND DIE'PIG'MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE'FUCKWIT'PISS ARTIST'PEDOPHILIA'HELL Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CONDOMS neurochemical FUCK disorder I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid suck my mothers, sudden ASSHAT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JERK OFF or BITCH vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JOHNNY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASS LICKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may REBECCA BLACK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GOBSHITE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PISS ARTIST words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat KAFFIR CUM words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CHENEY utterFUCKance of socially MACACA objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MARCH OF FLAMES television programs to address NEGRO Tourette's syndrome.

RUSTY TROMBONE Tourette's is OPINION not to be SHIT confused with SHITSLINGING Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying NAZI chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BITCH random DIPSHIT disorientation, culturally-WIENER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth NIGGER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JOHN ELWAY language, HELL and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DILDO SUCK A BIG DICK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky I WILL END YOU! souvenir shoppes and massive PENIS ON A BUN quantities COON of ANAL DIABETES COCK garbage.

Darnit.

A HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS Polite Note to the SOD OFF Author:

The BULLSHIT Tourette's WALRUS SHIT Research Institute was BUTT PIRATE founded to BASTARD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BUTT PIRATE article FUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BALLS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MOCKIE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DONGSHOVER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKWIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CUNT Tourrette's sufferers SHITBALLS swear. You can BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SUCK MY DICK TV, for always focusing on the TURD bad side of a terrible NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES thing.
• The main MOLDY TITS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITSLINGING involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TITS & DICKS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DAMN knee CROTCH NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHIT LIKE A HORSE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKBAG school for I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TAMPONS sufferers to become FROG manically depressed and DIPSHIT commit CHINK suicide.
• There is no PUSSY cure, and the CAMEL JOCKEY drugs that are available to, "calm" the HADJI tics often have adverse SHITFUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PEDOPHILIA perodol" which caused my entire MARCH OF FLAMES body to go MOZILLA FIREFOX numb and FUCKING basically made it NIGGA! worse than NIGGER it is without the ASSFACE drug.

I am an active member of a SHITFACE tourette syndrome MOTHERFUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FEWMETS the FUCK public view of Tourettes as a "WEHATEMARIO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITTY sorry for JOHN ELWAY "hi-jacking" your MY ANUS IS BLEEDING entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ARSE this that really MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS annoys me. I am working towards a SHAKOPEE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CUNTYMINTS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be POLACK, and making fun of a FUCK horrible disorder is (not) FRENCH TICKLER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKER time.

Best Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKSTAIN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese AMERICA'S GREAT! reply

As NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FREEDOM OF SPEECH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill COMMUNISM IS STUPID Westerners show is not an MONASTERIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TANK MAN degenerate capitalist culture in those DEMOCRACY countries. When showing COMMUNISM IS STUPID right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CAPITALISM in countries DEMOCRACY leadership, those problems does not STUDENT PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a 1984 byproduct of your OPINION capitalist society POISON IN BABY FORMULA.

Li Chiang “DIMETHYL GLYCOL” Wen

P.S. OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA Regards to Andrew TAFFY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The ALEX TREBEK bastard who wrote this article. You can SUGARTITS punch him if you CRAPMUNCHER want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you CECIL JOHN RHODES remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with HIV NEGATIVE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DUMBASS saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my BITCH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine suck my mothers Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHIT and COCKSMOKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SCUMBUCKET music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUDGEPACKER BAND WITH 4 NEGRO MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DOUGHNUT PUNCHER HORSE! suck my mothers IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO suck my mothers'S HOUSE

How TWISTY VAGINA to NECROPHILIA cure SPUNK the CONAN O'BRIAN Tourette's HELL Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment RAT'S COCK for JACK OFF Tourette's SHITE Syndrome I WILL END YOU! is HO following BALLS these WANKER rules FLYING RAT'S ASS in MALARKY order:

• 1: Avoid ASSWIPE immature URINE-GARGLING little GRAPE PENIS kids,
• 2: Count to FUCK within COON 10 FOUR-EYESseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SON OF A BITCH YOU WANKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK nor SHITSLINGING talk,
• 4: Tell JACKASS yourself you LOGJAMMER don't DUMBASS have MILF this RAT'S ASS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SEX WITH NASTY WIKIPEDIA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S RICK MORANIS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the suck my mothers last straw BENCH PRESS!

I fucking put MONKEY BALLS' my comment at the TOP OF THE NECROPHILIA PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ANAL DIABETES the TOP OF FAG THIS VENEREAL DISEASE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BONG offensive. BEAVER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to MALARKY people who try PECKERHEAD to battle SEMEN'BULLCRAP that tight-ass HELL 17-year-FUCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITE it now, but someone said BLOWJOB' MASTURBATION JACKASS'SCUMBAG on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CLEMEN is a laughing CLUSTERFUCK matter. Plus there FUCKWIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BITCH Uncyclopedia, there are VENEREAL DISEASE articles BASTARD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITTY stuff. So DICK that means MOTHERFUCKER stop getting mad at the PIGS MIGHT FLY first part too and BRITNEY talking about the HORSE SHIT letter that it's GENITALIA mocking (what GRINGO letter? I don't even know what FUCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian BLUMPKIN hi self FUCK even made a really GIVING HEAD good point. "It's CUNTING ASSCRACK nothing more FUCK A DUCK from a head nod to a PISS UP MY ARSE knee tick". SHIT. Which I'll add YOU WANKER onto TACO saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CRAPMUNCHER suffer that HELL much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes HUMAN RIGHTS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CONDOMS be, because if I were a SHITE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article KIKE hilarious. If you SHITSLINGING Want facts, go on RAT'S COCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MY ANUS IS BLEEDING be offended, don't read PEDOPHILIA the freaking JAP article anyway.

ALF FUCKSTAIN FAGGOT NIGGER CRAPMUNCHER PISS OFF PENIS BULLSHIT JERRY SMEG

CLIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHIGGER FUCKHEAD ORGASM SOD PRICK WANK SHITBALLS ALF ASS NAZI SOD DYKE TITS & DICKS ORGASM DAMN IT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKSTAIN BULLCRAP RAPE WANK TITS DONKEY DICK 666 ASSHAT DAMN FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER SHIT PECKERHEAD YID WOP RAGHEAD STUB BOLLOCKS ROMANIA SHITE FUCKHEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MARY WHITEHOUSE URINE-GARGLING O CANADA DICKFACE BOOBS DONKEY DICK FIST FUCK ANAL DIABETES INJUN GRAPE PENIS SEX CUNTING ASSCRACK INJUN HELL ALF CUNT CECIL JOHN RHODES HYPERINFLATION CARPET MUNCHER GARBAGE DAY! SHIT JAP VENEREAL DISEASE BORDER HOPPER SHIT JIGGABOO TITS FUCKING JUMP! DILDO ASS FASCIST BALL SACK BONER BITCH FUCKSTAIN JERRY LET'S SHIT FUCKER DONGSHOVER GRAPE PENIS MAMA MIA DOUCHE BITCH I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! MILF FUCK SHITCOCK FUCKING SHITFUCKER SHITE SHITE FRENCH TICKLER GANGBANG HELL SHITBALLS FUCKER SHITCOCK CRAPFUCKER FLYING FUCK PISS ARTIST DICK IN A BOX DICKFACE CUNTBUCKET HI, BILLY MAYS HERE OH SHI– CHIGGER ORGASM ASSHAT PUSSY GIVING HEAD PISS ASS [expletive deleted] BLOWJOB FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN RAGHEAD KIDDY FIDDLER SAND NIGGER JUSTIN BIEBER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASSFACE SON OF A BITCH DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHITFACE PIECE OF SHIT FUCK SEMEN CUNTYMINTS ASSWIPE DONKEY DICK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER TESTICLE CHOKE LIMEY DILDO HADJI MICK SHIT BELLEND BATMAN & ROBIN BITCH WANK SHIT ASSWIPE WHORE ASSWIPE NIGGER COON JACKASS SHIT GOD DAMMIT WANK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SCUMBAG FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ARSE JIZZ TWISTY VAGINA DAMN MY ANUS IS BLEEDING YOU WANKER ASSFACE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DOG FUCKER PISS DOT HEAD RAT'S COCK BASTARD EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITE FUCKWIT JACK OFF MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! POLESMOKER FUCKING CUNT SOD FUCK OFF BONER PIGFUCKER HELL GO COUNT YOUR DICK COLGATE CONSENSUS CHENEY FUCKFACE TITS RUSKIE GO HOME AND DIE BUKKAKE DAMN CARPET MUNCHER FUCKWIT PORCH MONKEY TITWANK POLESMOKER FUCK INBRED SHITE KIDDY FIDDLER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BAD MOTHERFUCKER YOGHURT CANNON ORGASM MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CRAP ON A STICK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BOOBS FUCK OFF BULLSHIT WANK DAMMIT FELCHMONKEY FUCKER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA RUSKIE BUGFUCK CLEMEN ASSCRACK FUCKING JUMP! MOTHERFUCKER CAPTAIN CRUNCH COCKGOBLIN FENCE JUMPER SOD OFF CRAPPY AUTOFELLATIO WIKIPEDIA FELLATIO LIMEY COLGATE BUTTFUCKER OPINION DICKFACE JACKASS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCK OFF SCROTUM FENCE JUMPER RAT'S COCK DILDO WHITE RIGHTS FROG ASSHAT SHITFUCKER SUCK MY COCK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! VENEREAL DISEASE KRAUT CUNT ASSHAT BASTARD WOODPECKERSHIT SOD OFF BASTARD ANAL NEGRO TITWANK PISS AMERICA ONLINE BITCH SHITFACE BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITFACE DICKLICK FUCKING RAT'S ASS ASSFACE NORTH KOREA FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BUTTFUCKER FRED PHELPS TWAT FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH LET'S SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUM REDSKIN ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MALARKY BASTARD ROSIE O'DONNELL SUCK MY COCK FUCKING JUMP! COCKSMOKER CRAPPY PISS DOODIE HEAD HAIL SATAN! BASTARD GIVING HEAD DAMN IT ASSHAT SHITE FEATURED SAGGY TITS BAT FUCK INSANE SPICY CUNT FUCK PRICK SHUT UP, MEG! CUM VAGINA HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CLUSTERFUCK GOOK SCROTUM DEMOCRACY CUNTYMINTS NORTH KOREA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISS UP MY ARSE FUCK LOGJAMMER HOLY DUMB FUCK GOD DAMN CHAV CUNTRAG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BUKKAKE ASS BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES INJUN ARSE HENTAI INBRED ASS FASCIST BUTT-HEAD SHIT WANK ORGASM JIZZ PRICK MARGARET THATCHER GYPSY CHICKEN FRIES SHITHEAD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GENITALIA PEARL NECKLACE BUTTFUCKER ASS ANAL DIABETES HELL FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER YOGHURT CANNON HO CHOAD JERRY POLACK TWAT TWAT FUCKWIT ASS HO JIGGABOO SHITE BRUSH MA TEETH CONDOMS MAMA MIA POMMIE COCK WANK BOON SACRED HELL FAGGOT ASSCRACK AMERICAN SPELLING DONKEY PUNCHER CRACKER FUCKER JACKASS SHIT WANK PENIS NIGGER TITS RUSTY TROMBONE JACKASS AUTOFELLATIO PENISBIRD PUSSYLICKER BASTARD HELL DAMN IT PENIS HAIL SATAN! BASTARD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BOLLOCKS INJUN CUM BONG ASS SHITE BUTTFUCKER CROTCH PISS ARTIST BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GRAPE PENIS YOU WANKER BASTARD GOD DAMMIT NIGGER DIPSHIT FUCK RAT'S COCK DAGO FUCKING JUMP! 666 DOT HEAD WIENER POTTYMOUTH ABO CUNT CUNT DIRTY SANCHEZ TRANNY HORSE PENIS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER TURD CUNNILINGUS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GOOK FUCK PAKI FUCKWIT FUCKWIT SPICY CUNT FUCK JACKASS FUCK MOTHERFUCKER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BUTTFUCKER FUCKING BUTT PIRATE FELCHING SHIT BOB SAGET [Insert yet another person's name here] FUCKWIT GRAPE PENIS SAND NIGGER CLUSTERFUCK DICKLICK ARSE TOSSER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS YOU WANKER SHUT UP, MEG! GRASS MUD HORSE EXTRA LONG PENIS PUSSY LET'S SHIT JACK OFF WINDOWS VISTA PIGFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO MILF FUCKING A [expletive deleted] ASSCRACK HO CUNT POLACK MONKEY BALLS FELLATIO BANGKOK PRICK FUCKFUCKFUCK HELL VANDALISM IS COOL COON BITCH HELL BITCH AY-AY-AY FUCKWIT BEANER RICK MORANIS CUNT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CUNT CRAPPER I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFUCKER MONKEY SHIT FUCKHEAD BOB SAGET ASS BITCH GIVING HEAD CUNT BITCH CUNT PRICK O KURWA! HOMO CRACKER ASSFACE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS KIKE FUCK OFF TOTAL COCK YOU WANKER MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PISS FUCKFACE FELCHING WIGGER CUNT LAPPER YOU WANKER SHIT WILLY WONKA CHOAD NIGGER TITS RAT'S ASS BIRD SHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CUNT ASSWIPE SON OF A BITCH WIKIPEDIA ALF MARCH OF FLAMES DUMBASS JACKASS DICK IN A BOX FUCKING SHIT FUCKSTAIN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHITCUNTING ASS TUBA MOTHERFUCKER ASSCRACK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKHEAD SHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FEMADOM PIG VAGINA BUTT PIRATE PIGFUCKER TITS & DICKS AUTOFELLATIO FELLATIO HELL BUTT-HOLE CUM HELLFIRE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN PISSHOLE TWAT TWAT SEX MARY WHITEHOUSE MARCH OF FLAMES PISSHOLE CUNT CRAPPER FUCKHEAD TAMPON IN MY ASS HELL SHITTY CUM THONG TASTER HELLFIRE JAP BASTARD I'LL RAPE YOU JACK OFF WANK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT JAP ASS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SHIT SHIT PISS OFF HITLER CHINK FUCKFACE CUM FUCKFACE NIGGER P'KANG DICKHEAD OH SHI– CRAPMUNCHER JACK ABRAMOFF TURD PENIS ON A STICK BONER FUCKING FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCK OFF DUMBASS FUCK TURD CHIGGER BALLS INBRED BUTT PIRATE DONALD RUMSFELD SHITSLINGING SHITCUNTING FELCHING DICKFACE CHIGGER DOUCHEBAG ASSWIPE SHITCOCK CUNT LOLCAT NICARAGUA POMMIE PISS ARTIST TITWANK COCK WANK CUNNILINGUS BASTARD HOMO DYKE DILDO TITTYWANK WANK BANGKOK TITS CRACKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CAMEL FUCKER BELGIUM SEMPRINI PIGFUCKER HORSE PENIS DAMN DUNE COON ANAL DIABETES HELLFUCKER FLYING FUCK SHITE SON OF A BITCH SCROTUM FUCKBAG SHITFACE BUTTFUCKER ASSCRACK SOD OFF GANGBANG POLACK FUCKER ANUSCAKE 666 FUCKER CHIGGER DAMN BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BULLSHIT WANKER DAMN EAT MY SHIT! RAT'S ASS COON BULLCRAP FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK CONDOMS CRAPPY YID ARSE BITCH REDSKIN FUCK FUCKHEAD SHITFACE BUGGER GRIS FUCK WIGGER PEDOPHILIA BALL SACK JACK OFF FLYING FUCK POMMIE PRICK JACKASS SHIT MONKEY SHIT WIGGER FELCHMONKEY CHICKEN SHIT ASSHOLE BALLS MONKEY'S UNCLE VAGINA REDSKIN CHICKEN SHIT ASSHAT DICKFACE POMMIE COCK WANKER ASSHAT DAMMIT SHITHEAD MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD CUNT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS REDSKIN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS COCK SHITSLINGING CUNT CUNT DONGSHOVER JACK ABRAMOFF PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE PISS ARTIST RAPE SHITFACE CLEVELAND STEAMER HONKY INJUN FAGGOT FUDGEPACKER TWAT RAT'S COCK NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! SUCK A BIG DICK GOD BLESS AMERICA ASSWIPE NAZI ARSE ASSWIPE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD JACK OFF SHITTY GOD DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU JOHNNY SCROTUM CUNTBUCKET DONKEY DICK FROG SHITFACE GIVING HEAD TITTIES FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE LET'S SHIT BUGGER NAZI SHITHEAD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD POOPY FUCKHEAD POLAK JERK OFF YID TOWELHEAD DOUCHE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GANGBANG TURD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DYKE DICK MALARKY VAGINA ANAL SCUMBAG GARBAGE DAY! CUNTRAG FUCKING A SEX BULLCRAP COCKSUCKER FUCKING A FUCKER KNOBJOCKEY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMN IT REDSKIN HOMO MOTHERFUCKER ASSCRACK ASSHOLE SHITFACE BONER BLUE PENIS! FROG EAT MY SHIT! NEGRO JACKASS RAPE SHITE BLUMPKIN CHUFF DILDO SOD POLACK DOUCHEBAG GRIS EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG WIENER GOD DAMN CLUSTERFUCK FELCHING DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! KAFFIR FLYING FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER PISSHOLE FUCKFUCKFUCK MOTHERFUCKER BALL SACK CUNT FUCK OFF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! COCK I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DAMN FROG PISS ARTIST ABO FRENCH TICKLER SHIT SCUMBAG CUNT KAFFIR CLIT GOOK DYKE BOOBS SHIT TRANNY CHOAD CHICKEN FRIES SHIT FUCK YOU FELCHING FUCK JACKASS SHIT JOHNNY ARSE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE RAT'S ASS HOMO HELL HOSER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GOD DAMMIT FUCKING A TIT DIRT BUKKAKE LICK PUSSY PENIS FUCKFACE SHITTY ASS DOUCHE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FELCHMONKEY POLESMOKER SHITFACE FUCK OFF WANK BLOWJOB FUCKTARD BASTARD DICKWAD FUCKFUCKFUCK HOLY DUMB FUCK BUGGER OFF I'LL RAPE YOU DICK IN A BOX LET'S SHIT RAT'S ASS DAMMIT CRAPMUNCHER DOODIE HEAD FENCE JUMPER SEX GENITALIA PISS OFF SAMUEL L. JACKSON CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM CAMEL FUCKER POLACK CHINK JACK OFF FELLATIO JUNGLE BUNNY DOUCHING TURD FLYING FUCK CUNT PISS INCEST RAT'S COCK MONKEY SHIT OH SHI– WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CLIT BUGGER CAMEL JOCKEY PIG NAZI [EXPLETIVE] DICKFACE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHIT LIKE A HORSE SON OF A BITCH COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BITCH MOTHERFUCKER FENCE JUMPER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS VAGINA CUNT BUKKAKE NECROPHILIA NAZI PISS OFF ANUSCAKE FUCKHEAD ANUSCAKE JERK OFF CRAP AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HELL SHITE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DILDO I'LL RAPE YOU I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HENTAI SHIT HOSER MARCH OF FLAMES WOODPECKERSHIT BUTT PIRATE BALLS CUM DOUCHE GANGBANG BOLLOCKS ASSRAMMER DIPSHIT ASSCRACK ASS PIGFUCKER FUCK DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER FUCK COON DAMMIT FELCHMONKEY BLISTERING BARNACLES WOP DUNE COON PIKACHU CUNT WANK CUM JACKASS SHIT FUCK OFF BOOBS POMMIE SHITFUCKER SHITFACE PRICK BASTARD TWAT PEARL NECKLACE SAND NIGGER AUTOFELLATIO ABO SHITFACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TITS JACKASS GOD DAMMIT PENISBIRD WINDOWS VISTA BAD MOTHERFUCKER DICKFACE ANUSCAKE HO DOT HEAD RUSTY TROMBONE HOT GRITS SHIT TITTIES FUCK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ASSWIPE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITFACE ASSBANDIT KNOBJOCKEY CUNT RAT'S ASS CUNTBUCKET I WILL KILL YOU! YOU WANKER ASSHAT PENIS FROG FUCK DICKHEAD HELL YUKY DOODY GRIS SNUFF PORN SCUMBUCKET TITS & DICKS JACKASS SHIT YID FENCE JUMPER PORCUPINE'S BALLS FOUR-EYES GOD DAMMIT POLAK GOD BLESS AMERICA CUNT CUNT PEARL NECKLACE SHITCOCK FLYING RAT'S ASS TITTIES WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCKSTAIN BUGGER OFF TACO GANGBANG FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMMIT TWISTY VAGINA JUNGLE BUNNY TAMPONS LAKE TITICACA WOODPECKERSHIT POMMIE ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! BUKKAKE RAPE GYPSY BULLSHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GO HOME AND DIE DICK CHICKEN CAMEL JOCKEY RAT'S ASS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PISS SCUMBAG CUM INBRED CHUFF POO POO BLOWJOB SOD OFF FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DAMN IT SHITHEAD POOPY CLIT SCUMBUCKET DICKLICK FUCKTARD SHITE ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCKHEAD BOB SAGET FUCKTARD FUCK SUCK MY DICK SHITTY WALRUS SHIT DAMN CHOAD INBRED NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CLUSTERFUCK FUCK HORSE PENIS ANUSCAKE BLUE PENIS! BIRD SHIT PISS OFF CAMEL JOCKEY COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ASSFACE WIGGER TURD JACK ABRAMOFF FRITZ TITS & DICKS TAMPONS DICKHEAD SON OF A BITCH FAGGOT FAGGOT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DOT HEAD DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKSTAIN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN DILDO CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM CUNNILINGUS PRICK CRACKER TITTIES GOD DAMMIT DUNE COON TWISTY VAGINA [expletive deleted] I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DOODIE HEAD BUTT PIRATE POWERSHIT SHITHEAD BOLLOCKS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER FRED PHELPS BOOBS DICKFACE ASSFACE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS MALARKY TRANNY CHING CHONG CHINK SON OF A BITCH FUCKFACE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WIKIPEDIA and with the SOD OFF and his DIPSHIT of girraffes in which ASSWIPE while reading about NIGGER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See MOTHERFUCKER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BOLLOCKS