Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BUNG-HOLE neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSWIPE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ARSE, sudden DICKHEAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITHEAD or GYPSY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKWIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WIKIPEDIA way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TESTICLE CHOKE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BUTTFUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA POOPOO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat COMMUNIST DILDO HELL words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSCRACK utterFUCKance of socially NICARAGUA objectionable words).
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE Tourette's is SHITBALLS not to be CUNNILINGUS confused with MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SUCK MY DICK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MONKEY'S UNCLE random YID disorientation, culturally-DICK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSHOLE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ANUSCAKE language, COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JACK ABRAMOFF POLAK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNT souvenir shoppes and massive FLYING FUCK quantities FAG of ANAL DIABETES ARSE garbage.
Darnit.
A JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE Polite Note to the CRAPMUNCHER Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BITCH Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FLYING FUCK article RECTUM RAIDER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and KIKE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BUTTFUCKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CHOAD KISSER.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HELLFIRE Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of FUCKWIT Tourrette's sufferers HONKY swear. You can DONKEY PUNCHER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CHICKEN FRIES TV, for always focusing on the BUTT PIRATE bad side of a terrible GARBAGE DAY! thing.
- The main DILDO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PISS ARTIST involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'RAGHEAD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BANGKOK knee HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is IN SACREMENT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DICK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BULLSHIT school for 30 CASES OF PICKLES something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PISS sufferers to become PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT manically depressed and CAMEL JOCKEY commit D'OH suicide.
- There is no TACO cure, and the GRUE RAPE drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITTY tics often have adverse WIENER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna POMMIE perodol" which caused my entire TAMPONS body to go HOSER numb and DAMN basically made it NIGGA! worse than PEDOPHILIA it is without the TWAT drug.
I am an active member of a BITCH tourette syndrome PISS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BONG the SPANK THE MONKEY public view of Tourettes as a "RAT'S ASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BASTARD much much (hand spasms) more...
I am POMMIE sorry for FUCK YOU "hi-jacking" your WANK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JACK ABRAMOFF this that really DICKHEAD annoys me. I am working towards a JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCK OFF article. Remember, everything here is meant to be RHODESIA, and making fun of a MOZILLA FIREFOX horrible disorder is (not) BIGNOSE funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WIENER time.
Best GANGBANG regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “POLESMOKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese CHRISTIANITY reply
As RIVER CRABS SUCK Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PANCHEN LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT RIOTS Westerners show is not an TIBET effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROXY SITES degenerate capitalist culture in those HUMAN RIGHTS countries. When showing CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries CENSORSHIP leadership, those problems does not ELECTION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY byproduct of your NORTH KOREA capitalist society ELECTION.
Li Chiang “DALAI LAMA” Wen
P.S. PEARL NECKLACE Regards to Andrew DICKFACE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply
As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter SALISBURY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this HIV NEGATIVE country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?
Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAMN IT saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my DAMN IT intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine ARSE Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are GO HOME AND DIE and YOU WANKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with MASTURBATION music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WIKIPEDIA BAND WITH 4 TURD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSCRACK HORSE! ARSE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ARSE'S HOUSE
How FUCKWIT to WANK cure HELL the BIGNOSE Tourette's TOSSER Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment SPANK THE MONKEY for BUGFUCK Tourette's D'OH Syndrome COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT is PORCUPINE'S BALLS following FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE these ASS rules ASSCRACK in I'LL RAPE YOU order:
- 1: Avoid FRENCH TICKLER immature TURD little NAZI kids,
- 2: Count to JERRY within DOUCHEBAG 10 SHITseconds,
- 3: Do not open your CUNTBUCKET GIVING HEAD FAGGOT nor DICK CHICKEN talk,
- 4: Tell BIRD SHIT yourself you HOSER don't ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS have SHITE this WHORE disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MARY WHITEHOUSE WITH NASTY CHAV DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S POMMIE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the ARSE last straw DAMN!
I fucking put CAMEL FUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITFACE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PENIS the TOP OF BUNG-HOLE THIS POMMIE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HELL offensive. WIENER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCK A DUCK people who try COCKSUCKER to battle FUCK'FUCK that tight-ass FLYING FUCK 17-year-CLUSTERFUCK—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GIVING HEAD it now, but someone said KIKE' SHITFUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA'FEWMETS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING WHORE is a laughing PISSHOLE matter. Plus there DELICIOUS CAKE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DAGO Uncyclopedia, there are CUNT articles ASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching 666 stuff. So I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL that means RUSTY TROMBONE stop getting mad at the JESSE McCARTNEY first part too and HI, BILLY MAYS HERE talking about the FUCK letter that it's WETBACK mocking (what CHENEY letter? I don't even know what DOUCHEBAG the heck you're talking about). Adrian BASTARD hi self ASSFACE even made a really DOT HEAD good point. "It's JIZZ nothing more SPIC from a head nod to a I'LL RAPE YOU knee tick". JACK OFF. Which I'll add NIGNOG onto DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't HITLER suffer that DUNE COON much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes TOWELHEAD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to UNITED KINGDOM be, because if I were a PEARL NECKLACE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article NI hilarious. If you ASSHAT Want facts, go on GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MILF be offended, don't read CRAPPY the freaking DIRTY SANCHEZ article anyway.
SHIT LIKE A HORSE FLYING RAT'S ASS WANK ASSCRACK JENKEM GOD DAMMIT PORCH MONKEY DUMBASS FUCK YOU ASSWIPE
SCUMBAG COCK DAMN JIZZ FUCK A DUCK RAT'S COCK DOUCHING MARY WHITEHOUSE GREASER BUTTFUCKER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKSTAIN BEAVER POMMIE GOD DAMN REBECCA BLACK GOBSHITE ARSE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SLOPE DOUCHETITS PEARL NECKLACE DOUCHING ASS RUSTY TROMBONE WHORE FUCKFACE CRACKER FUCKING FUCKER GRIS TITWANK DAGO COCK CRAPPY CHOAD BUTT PIRATE FAGGOT SHITBALLS BULLSHIT CLUSTERFUCK DUMBASS CUNNILINGUS BUGFUCK JIZZ FUCK JERRY EMO I'LL RAPE YOU CONDOMS MICK BOLLOCKS HONKY TITTIES BALL SACK BENCH PRESS SIGMUND FREUD BULLCRAP LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCK OFF CUNT SAGGY TITS SOD OFF [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR GENITALIA DICK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK ANAL FUCKTARD TIT SPRINKLES DAMN JIGGABOO FELLATIO FUCKSTAIN WETBACK PISS BULLSHIT NEGRO TWISTY VAGINA PORCH MONKEY FUCKING SHITTY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NI KAFFIR DILDO PENIS FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT WINDOWS VISTA CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A DOUCHING PISS ARTIST BULLSHIT COCKSHITTER SEX PISS CHING CHONG CHINK TURD DAMN CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE JAP BUTT PIRATE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA NORTH KOREA SHITFACE CHUFF WOODPECKERSHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DOUCHEBAG MARGARET THATCHER FUCK OFF SHITFACE NAZI SHITHEAD HELL PUSSY FUCK NUGGET NEGRO RAT'S ASS FELLATIO FUCK BOB SAGET ASSHOLE STEVE BALLMER MOZILLA FIREFOX ANAL COCKSUCKER FUCKFACE BUTTFUCKER DOUCHEBAG RAT'S COCK DAMN CHIGGER DAMN TWAT PORCUPINE'S BALLS MONKEY BALLS MALARKY NI BANGKOK FUCKFACE PIG TWAT BOB SAGET FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER TITTIES PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! CUNT CLEMEN COMMUNION WAFER SAGGY TITS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCK OFF PISS OFF LAKE TITICACA SHITBALLS BITCH HORSE SHIT PAKI BLUE PENIS! MALARKY BALL SACK NECROPHILIA ANAL ARSE FUCKBAG FLYING FUCK FRITZ CLIT CLUSTERFUCK SHITE LOLCAT BALLS SHIT GOD DAMN WILLY WONKA SHIT BALL SACK FUCKING A FUCKER DOUCHING CUNT PENIS BITCH PISS ARTIST NINTENDOGS I RAPE WALRUSES! SHIT BOOBIES DIPSHIT YOU WANKER REDSKIN STRAWBERRY ASS ASS DONKEY PUNCHER HOT GRITS PENIS ON A BUN SEMEN FUCK JACKASS SHIT BOLLOCKS DAMMIT CUNT JESSE McCARTNEY TOSSER ORGASM PEDOPHILIA FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH FUCKWIT CLUSTERFUCK DICKFACE FLYING FUCK YOU WANKER PISS ARTIST SHITSLINGING SHITTY MOZILLA FIREFOX NEGRO NIGNOG NIGGER FUCK PEDOPHILIA HELL [expletive deleted] BASTARD BOOBS DOG SHIT FUCKTARD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DOUCHEBAG BUGGER SMEG FUCKFACE TITTYWANK PISS RAT'S ASS PUNANI BENCH PRESS PISSHOLE RICK MORANIS OH SHI– DICKHEAD PUSSY YOU WANKER FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITE MASTURBATION FUCKTARD ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD FUCKER BLOWJOB PISS CARPET MUNCHER BULLSHIT TOURETTE'S IS FUN FELLATIO BUTT-HOLE PORCH MONKEY HELL MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SCROTUM POOPY NECROPHILIA CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT CONAN O'BRIAN CHENEY CONDOMS BITCH EAT MY SHIT! REDSKIN CRACKER BITCH BUGGER OFF YID HELLFIRE RAT'S ASS MASTURBATION PIECE OF SHIT YUKY DOODY NAZI DAMN IT FUCKSTAIN DICKWAD FUCKWIT NIGGER TITS BLUMPKIN SHITSLIDE I DON'T HAVE AIDS JIGGABOO REBECCA BLACK FROG'S FAT ASS MOTHERFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT EMO KIKE BLOWJOB ASS [expletive deleted] RADIO FREE LUNCH ASSHOLE FUCK OFF VAGINA DICKHEAD BAT FUCK INSANE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCK OFF ASSHAT HO ASS I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY SHIT VAGINA WHORE FUCKSTAIN LOLCAT BORDER HOPPER TITS BOOBIES GOD DAMN WIKIPEDIA INBRED D'OH FEATURED NIGGER ASS BALLS SHUT UP, MEG! NI WOODPECKERSHIT PISS NIGGER BITCH JAP BOON JOHNNY JOY JESSE McCARTNEY KAFFIR TOSSER POO POO BLOWJOB DICK SMEG [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] HO SIGMUND FREUD FUCKWIT SHITHEAD DYKE SPICY CUNT FUCK CHICKEN SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO PORCH MONKEY FUCK OFF POMMIE PISS GIVING HEAD NIGGER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CRAPMUNCHER SPIC FUCKTARD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD NAZI ASSFACE BITCH WILLY WONKA CAMEL JOCKEY ASS LICKER FEWMETS FUCKER JOHNNY BAT FUCK INSANE MONKEY SHIT KRAUT HOMO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DONKEY PUNCHER TITTIES WANK BAT FUCK INSANE AUTOFELLATIO BOB SAGET JUSTIN BIEBER DOM DeLUISE BULLSHIT PISS BAD MOTHERFUCKER BITCH DIPSHIT DILDO TACO KAFFIR POO POO BLOWJOB FUCKSTAIN BLOWJOB WHORE DAMN FUCK POTTYMOUTH suck my mothers DOODIE HEAD BASTARD BASTARD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK WIENER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS WIENER HELL FLYING FUCK CUNT BITCH SHITFUCKER YOU WANKER POMMIE SPIC QUEEF WANK PRICK MACACA ORGASM AY-AY-AY BORDER HOPPER JAP DICKLICK JIZZ PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKSTAIN WIGGER YOU WANKER PIG SON OF A BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY EPIDIDYMIS GOBSHITE CHOAD DAMN GENITALIA OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKING CRAP BLOWJOB ASSHOLE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASS SHITTY MASTURBATION MOTHERFUCKER MILF GRIS ARSEBADGERS BLUMPKIN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BASTARD ASSHOLE ASS DUMBASS VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKWIT MASTURBATION PIG GOD DAMMIT PECKERHEAD FUCK OFF SPICY CUNT FUCK BITCH HUEY P. NEWTON INBRED RECTUM RAIDER SUCK MY COCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE NAZI MICK DOG SHIT VAGINA JACKASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JIGGABOO SHITCUNTING TWAT FUCKHEAD KAFFIR CLUSTERFUCK MASTURBATION CLUSTERFUCK DICKWAD JIGGABOO SHITE RAT'S ASS FUCK JACK OFF ASSFACE DOG SHIT JACKASS BOOBS CUNTING ASSCRACK BUGFUCK SOD OFF CARPET MUNCHER CHING CHONG CHINK YOUR MOM AUTOFELLATIO PENIS ON A STICK WOMEN'S RIGHTS RAT'S COCK ASSHAT TUBA SHITE LOGJAMMER QUEEF FUCKWIT DIPSHIT INBRED HELL CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR WANK ASS ORGASM suck my mothers WETBACK JAP BONER ASS FASCIST ASSHOLE DICKLICK FELCHING DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BELLEND COCK GRINGO COCKSUCKER TWO-INCH PENIS COON BASTARD NIGGER BUTT PIRATE SAND NIGGER BOOBIES SCROTUM ARSE DOG SHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES WARNER MUSIC GROUP TITS FRIG TURD DICK TITS PRICK SHITE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BRITNEY FOOTBALL AUTOFELLATIO SHITCOCK TWO-INCH PENIS FAG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCK JACKASS GO HOME AND DIE FUCKHEAD ASSWIPE WHITE POWER HELLFIRE GRAPE PENIS SHITFUCKER ASSRAPING BOOBS CLIT DICKHEAD MOCKIE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE INBRED ASSHAT CHOAD FUCK OFF DICK CHICKEN TWAT SHITTY CUNTBUCKET DONKEY PUNCHER BASTARD INBRED NECROPHILIA FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKER GRINGO FLYING FUCK GARBAGE DAY! DOG SHIT ASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BULLSHIT BIRD SHIT BIRD SHIT MOCKIE DOT HEAD CC PLZ SHITE GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKING BULLCRAP WOMEN'S RIGHTS DAMN IT CRAP ON A STICK WARNER MUSIC GROUP RAGHEAD COCK DAMMIT WANK LAKE TITICACA MALARKY ARSE CUNTSWILLING PAKI MONKEY BALLS TITWANK FUCK FLAMING ASS BADGER GREASER CHUFF FUCK CLUSTERFUCK CLUSTERFUCK DOUCHE DOG FUCKER BASTARD DOT HEAD DICKHEAD CARPET MUNCHER CANNED QUOTE pen0r BITCH WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DAMN ASSRAPING SHITSLINGING CRAPPY DAMMIT FEMADOM FUCK YOU JACKASS SHIT FEMADOM ASSWIPE TRANNY BITCH FUCKWIT GARBAGE DAY! BULLSHIT SEX MOCCASINS TOWELHEAD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASS LICKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE AY-AY-AY FLYING FUCK DICKFACE DIRTY SANCHEZ ANAL COMMUNION WAFER WIKIPEDIA CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BITCH O CANADA TITS CHINK GIVING HEAD GOBSHITE ORGASM DICK TITS CHICKEN SHIT AUTOFELLATIO NAZI NEGRO FUCK FUCKTARD MARCH OF FLAMES FUCKTARD FIST FUCK FROG POMMIE BRITNEY DOUCHING ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TIMBER NIGGER PRICK INBRED SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS MOTHERFUCKER TWAT SHITSKIN WIGGER SCUMBUCKET TAFFY FIRECROTCH HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DUMBASS DICKFACE REDSKIN MY ANUS IS BLEEDING COON DYKE REDEEMING VALUE FUCKWIT ASSHOLE POMMIE RAPE DONKEY PUNCHER CRAPFUCKER BUGGER MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER ARSE YOU WANKER BLOWJOB DOG FUCKER SLOPE SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE BULLSHIT FUCKSTAIN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASSHAT YID FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BALLS ASS NIGGER ASS BEANER FUCK ASS PICKANINNY YOU WANKER PRICK FROG'S FAT ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PENIS ARSE TAFFY DARTH VADER WANKSPLAT SHIT TITTYWANK GOD DAMN ASSHAT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSHOLE AUTOFELLATIO PISS ARTIST POTTYMOUTH FELLATIO SHITSLIDE BASTARD FENCE JUMPER MARCH OF FLAMES RAT'S ASS 30 CASES OF PICKLES TACO SHITFUCKER WANK KRAUT MACACA CAMEL JOCKEY FOUR-EYES DOUCHE OSTRICH MY ASS TWAT O CANADA BLISTERING BARNACLES YOU WANKER GANGBANG FUCKHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSHOLE MARGARET THATCHER SHITSLIDE SHITE CUNT FUCKSTAIN DOUCHETITS SHITE SHITFUCKER BULLSHIT SCUMBUCKET OSTRICH MY ASS HORSE PENIS FUCKING A CLIT BUTTFUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NECROPHILIA TAMPONS NEGRO TACO TITS JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER WIGGER SHITCUNTING DAMN NAZI 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT GARBAGE DAY! DAMNATION BITCH YOUR MOM LAKE TITICACA WIGGER TWAT MOTHERFUCKER ASS LICKER CHICKEN SHIT FUCKFACE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! JAP INCEST FLYING FUCK ASSFACE MILF BOLLOCKS FELCHING SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BASTARD KRAUT MOLDY TITS HONKY TWAT CHINK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TITS GOD DAMMIT ARSE DAMN BRITNEY ASSWIPE CHOAD KISSER TOWELHEAD TOWELHEAD NIPPLES FLYING FUCK ABO MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MOTHERFUCKER ORGASM PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FOUR-EYES CROTCH MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BULLCRAP GOD DAMMIT NIGGER CUNT PISSHOLE BUNG-HOLE WANK WIENER FAG TENTACLE RAPE CUNTYMINTS JAP ASSHAT RAT'S ASS BELLEND ASSHOLE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TITTYWANK WANK FUCK SNUFF PORN POOPOO FUCKSTAIN HUMAN RIGHTS SHITCOCK SHITCOCK CUNT ORGASM CLEMEN BAT FUCK INSANE DONALD RUMSFELD FUDGEPACKER CLEMEN PORCUPINE'S BALLS HYPERINFLATION JACKASS RAT'S COCK MARCH OF FLAMES COMMUNION WAFER FUCK OFF GOAT DICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BIGNOSE ANAL FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BASTARD TWAT SUGARTITS JERRY CUNTING ASSCRACK HELL SHITHEAD [Insert swear here] BEAVER BATHING SUIT AREA CLEVELAND STEAMER FROG'S FAT ASS DICKLICK RAPE PRICK SHITSLINGING SLOPE ASSWIPE ASS FUCKER GO HOME AND DIE CRACKER FUCKHEAD RAT'S ASS CHIGGER FUCKBAG CLUSTERFUCK CUNT ARSE SHITCOCK PISS OFF MY ASS PENIS ON A STICK SHIT MONKEY BALLS FUCKHEAD SHIT CLUSTERFUCK DAGO MONKEY SHIT ASS WIENER DICKHEAD CUNT PUNANI TWAT BELGIUM SEMEN DAMN IT NIPPLES BALLS FUCK GENITALIA WIENER PEARL NECKLACE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT RAGHEAD DIPSHIT DAMMIT FUCKING A SHIT ASS FASCIST SPUNK FUCKING A DICK IN A BOX WANKER HELLFUCKER YOUR MOM [expletive deleted] SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SPIC CROTCH TAFFY NIGGER TITTYWANK TOSSER SHIT FUCKSTAIN WILLY WONKA BULLSHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TAMPONS BLOWJOB RECTUM RAIDER TITTYWANK HO FUCKWIT FUCK OFF CLEMEN DAMN IT FUCKING [Insert swear here] TITS & DICKS FLYING FUCK HELL PISS ARTIST HELL CROTCH BUKKAKE PISS OFF MY ASS TAFFY NI SHITCOCK SON OF A BITCH ASSFACE FUCKHEAD PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY GANGBANG SHITHEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE DICK CHICKEN FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKER WIGGER DAMN BONER PEARL NECKLACE DICKFACE NAZI FUCKHEAD ASSRAPING PISS TITS & DICKS FASHION BUG SON OF A BITCH PUSSY POMMIE DILDO PRICK ASSCRACK GRINGO ASSCRACK DAMN DOUCHING TRANNY BASTARD PRICK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BUGFUCK CUNT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCK NUGGET SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ASSCRACK SPUNK CROTCH DOUCHE TITTIES All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ASSFACE NEGRO CROTCH CUNT FUCKSTAIN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!
How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DAMN MOTHERFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS RAT'S COCK DARTH VADER MOZILLA FIREFOX INBRED FUCKING A PISS RAPE QUEEF DOUCHE POO POO BLOWJOB BULLSHIT THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! FUCKTARD TOWELHEAD CUM STEVE BALLMER SHITSLINGING DAMNATION SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! RAT'S ASS FLAMING ASS BADGER HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY FUCK SHITBALLS CUNT PUSSY SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKER GENITALIA CRAP JACKASS SHIT FAG SCUMBUCKET SPUNK I WILL KILL YOU! BALLS NAZI WANK BITCH TIT SPRINKLES FUCKSTAIN YID MOCCASINS FENCE JUMPER PISSHOLE GENITALIA CLIT RAT'S ASS BALLS YOU WANKER CUNT DIPSHIT BITCH POWERSHIT ASS CHRISTHUMPER CUNTYMINTS DICKFACE PRICK FOUR-EYES PENIS NIGGER POOPOO FROG'S FAT ASS HONKY FAGGOT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK NIGGER OH SHI– INBRED PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DAMN FRENCH TICKLER CRAP CC PLZ FUCKING JUMP! TITWANK FELCHING EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHIT Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive DONKEY PUNCHER and with the DAMN and his JIGGABOO of girraffes in which HADJI while reading about GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See COCKSMOKER also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- ASS LICKER
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its WOODPECKERSHIT subject. If you do not find it funny SHITSLINGING, it is probably because you are an INBRED PEDOPHILIA ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. ASSWIPE If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a POMMIE joke loses its humour YOU WANKER when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so ASSHAT ignorant, then you wouldn't have DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! GRIS DICKWAD FUCK ROMANIA SHITTY!!!!!I <3 COCK |
