Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's KAFFIR'FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA'FUCK YOU'COON'DAMMIT'CUNT'FUCK YOU Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or [EXPLETIVE] neurochemical FUCK disorder BOLLOCKS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BITCH, sudden SIGMUND FREUD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements POOPY or [expletive deleted] vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DUMBASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CROTCH way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may YOGHURT CANNON include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSFACE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DAMN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GRINGO JUMPING JESUS!!! words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA utterFUCKance of socially FUCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FRIENDS television programs to address GOD DAMMIT Tourette's syndrome.

SPICY CUNT FUCK Tourette's is SHITTY not to be ASSFACE confused with THONG TASTER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ARSE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BOOBIES random BOLLOCKS disorientation, culturally-BATMAN & ROBIN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PISS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PRICK language, MOZILLA FIREFOX and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ABO BLUMPKIN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive JACKASS quantities JUNGLE BUNNY of ANAL DIABETES ASS garbage.

Darnit.

A BLESSED DAMN SAINT Polite Note to the FRITZ Author:

The DICKLICK Tourette's BATMAN & ROBIN Research Institute was suck my mothers founded to ROSIE O'DONNELL.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASSHOLE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASSHOLE article ASS FASCIST funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NIGGER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITHEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HI, BILLY MAYS HERE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BALL SACK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DOODIE HEAD Tourrette's sufferers SHITSKIN swear. You can JUSTIN BIEBER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DILDO TV, for always focusing on the SON OF A BITCH bad side of a terrible THONG TASTER thing.
• The main SHITHEAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GOD DAMN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK knee NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is LOLCAT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CHENEY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DOUCHEBAG school for CUNT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JACK OFF sufferers to become CAMEL JOCKEY manically depressed and TITWANK commit DAMMIT suicide.
• There is no TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE cure, and the CUNT drugs that are available to, "calm" the JACKASS tics often have adverse COCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JACKASS perodol" which caused my entire ASSHOLE body to go JACKASS numb and BAT FUCK INSANE basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITSLIDE it is without the BOOBIES drug.

I am an active member of a YOU WANKER tourette syndrome COCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TWAT the BIGNOSE public view of Tourettes as a "SON OF A BITCH swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MALARKY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BENSON SUCKS sorry for FUCKWIT "hi-jacking" your BITCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BIGNOSE this that really JOHN SMILEY FACE annoys me. I am working towards a ORGASM better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PISS ARTIST, and making fun of a SCUMBAG horrible disorder is (not) EARS OF CHRIST funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TIT DIRT time.

Best TITS & DICKS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SCUMBAG” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHRISTIANITY reply

As STUDENT RIOTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOOGLE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DIMETHYL GLYCOL Westerners show is not an POISON IN BABY FORMULA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHRISTIANITY degenerate capitalist culture in those NORTH KOREA countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MELAMINE in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not MONGOLIANS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CAPITALISM byproduct of your CAPITALISM capitalist society PANCHEN LAMA.

Li Chiang “OPINION” Wen

P.S. SPUNK Regards to Andrew GOOK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The SCROTUM bastard who wrote this article. You can MICK punch him if you BEAVER want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DONKEY PUNCHER saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my CRAPFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BITCH Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DICK CHICKEN and DAMN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with NEGRO music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TENTACLE RAPE BAND WITH 4 NEOPETS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A POMMIE HORSE! BITCH IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BITCH'S HOUSE

How QUEEF to HELL cure FLYING RAT'S ASS the BULLSHIT Tourette's MOCCASINS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GOBSHITE for I AM CORNHOLIO! Tourette's ASS Syndrome SHIT is CLIT following DAGO these TWAT rules FUCKBAG in BIG FOOT order:

• 1: Avoid NIGGER immature BUTTFUCKER little COON kids,
• 2: Count to BLUMPKIN within DAGO 10 FRIGseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FELLATIO KRAUT DUMBASS nor HONKY talk,
• 4: Tell PUSSYLICKER yourself you CRAP don't SHITSKIN have SHITSKIN this POLAK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK INBRED WITH NASTY ASSCRACK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BITCH last straw JAP!

I fucking put SHITFUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE EMO PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM the TOP OF BIGNOSE THIS BLOWJOB ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CHIGGER offensive. DUNE COON. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCK NUGGET people who try DONALD RUMSFELD to battle JAP'CHRISTHUMPER that tight-ass DAMN 17-year-SHITE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCK it now, but someone said DILDO' SHITE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS'BASTARD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CHIGGER is a laughing SAND NIGGER matter. Plus there CHICKEN FRIES was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Uncyclopedia, there are FAGGOT articles GENITALIA about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CHING CHONG CHINK stuff. So FUCKSTAIN that means COCKSUCKER stop getting mad at the ASSFACE first part too and SACRAMENTO talking about the GOD DAMN letter that it's CUNTBUCKET mocking (what GYPSY letter? I don't even know what PISS ARTIST the heck you're talking about). Adrian VENEREAL DISEASE hi self VENEREAL DISEASE even made a really CUNT good point. "It's SHITE nothing more COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS from a head nod to a LET'S SHIT knee tick". WIKIPEDIA. Which I'll add FUCK onto GOD DAMMIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITPISSER suffer that ASSRAPING much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITTY it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DICK CHICKEN be, because if I were a ASSHOLE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CHINK hilarious. If you DICKFACE Want facts, go on BONER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll EXTRA LONG PENIS be offended, don't read SCROTUM the freaking MOTHERFUCKER article anyway.

[expletive deleted] CUNT ANUSCAKE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS JACK OFF SPUNK HONKY TURD SEMEN MARGARET THATCHER

GOAT DICK POLAK CUNT LAKE TITICACA MONKEY'S UNCLE SCUMBUCKET SACRED KAFFIR SHIT JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKTARD DELICIOUS CAKE PENIS GOD DAMMIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON BUTTFUCKER OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BITCH JOHNNY CLUSTERFUCK DYKE PISS ARTIST ASSFACE CRAP LET'S SHIT SHIT AUTOFELLATIO ARSEBADGERS PRICK PEARL NECKLACE PECKERHEAD GOD DAMN DIPSHIT SEX BEANER GANGBANG CROTCH QUEEF FUCK BORDER HOPPER SHITSLINGING WIENER CHUFF FRITZ BEANER YOU WANKER SHITE GOBSHITE RAPE SCUMBAG pen0r JAP ALF CUNTRAG CHOAD ASSHAT BEAVER CUNT ASSCRACK RUSTY TROMBONE CHRISTHUMPER CRAP THONG TASTER HELL NEGRO FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BAD MOTHERFUCKER HEIL HITLER! BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHITE MALL SANTA BIRD IN THE HOUSE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BITCH POMMIE DOUCHE NAZI FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK PISS IT'S OVER 9000! DIPSHIT THERE IS A CABAL PUSSY ORGASM ASS FASCIST ASSHOLE PISS OFF WHORE HOSER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NIGGER SHITBALLS SHITHEAD ASSWIPE HOMO ANAL DIABETES FUCKHEAD TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FUCK OFF NIPPLES ANAL SHIT LIKE A HORSE DAGO BEAVER DICK TITS GOATSE BULLSHIT ORGASM WANK MASTURBATION MALARKY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BLOWJOB RUSTY TROMBONE VAGINA ASSCRACK SHITE PISSHOLE YID EPIDIDYMIS suck my mothers NIGGER DYKE DIPSHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PUSSYLICKER HELLFUCKER ASSWIPE SCROTUM WANKER BLUMPKIN SHITSKIN TRANNY PRICK CUNT DOUCHING DONKEY PUNCHER YID SHITFACE GANGBANG NECROPHILIA CLEMEN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HOMO POLESMOKER PRICK FUCKING SHITE CHAV BOLLOCKS DESU CRACKER DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT BALL SACK DICK TITS [EXPLETIVE] COON I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WANK pen0r TALK PAGES DICKFACE BOOBS SHITBALLS BIRD SHIT FUCKHEAD TWO-INCH PENIS BELLEND CUNT TWAT WIGGER DOUCHE BLOWJOB JERK OFF DIRTY SANCHEZ FRIG DAMMIT CHING CHONG CHINK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS GOBSHITE WANK CUNT DELICIOUS CAKE RUSTY TROMBONE PEARL NECKLACE FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITSLINGING ASS RUSTY TROMBONE FIRECROTCH BULLSHIT COCK CHIGGER CLUSTERFUCK FLYING FUCK HUMAN RIGHTS BULLSHIT DONKEY DICK CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DOG SHIT REDSKIN ASSWIPE IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! CRAPMUNCHER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FENCE JUMPER ASS POWERSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS FOUR-EYES PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES ASSWIPE GENITALIA LIMEY DONALD RUMSFELD SAGGY TITS JACKASS SHIT REDNECK FUCK YOU WOODPECKERSHIT DICK IN A BOX BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKTARD INBRED GREASER FUCKBAG IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD [expletive deleted] HELL POMMIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SOD ASSFACE COCK RUSTY TROMBONE BUGFUCK HOMO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SPICY CUNT FUCK UNICORNS PENIS WANK VANDALISM IS COOL COCKSMOKER WIENER CUNT FUCK CUNTSWILLING FUCKSTAIN PIGFUCKER PISS UP MY ARSE CHAV WANK SHITFACE FOUR-EYES GANGBANG FUCK OFF NI PISS GOD DAMN SHIT FUCKTARD ART METAL PRODUCTS URINE-GARGLING RECTUM RAIDER FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS PRICK NIGNOG SHIT ORGASM DICKFACE ARSE SHITTY GOD DAMMIT NEGRO FUCKFACE BELGIUM NIGNOG YOU BUGGER BENCH PRESS DICKFACE ASSHOLE BUTTFUCKER DOUCHE INVISIBLE! CUNNILINGUS RAT'S ASS ART METAL PRODUCTS CLUSTERFUCK SHITPISSER TOWELHEAD DICKHEAD SHITHEAD SHITE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! POLESMOKER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASSRAMMER TAFFY CHUFF BRITNEY TITWANK SHIT ASSHOLE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS INCEST PIECE OF SHIT CLEMEN FUCKBAG HELL CUNT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKING A GOBSHITE [EXPLETIVE] TURD BAT FUCK INSANE THONG TASTER NECROPHILIA BUTT-FOR-BRAINS TIMBER NIGGER ASSHOLE SEMEN TIT DIRT HOMO MARGARET THATCHER CLEMEN AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING A JACK OFF CUNT MASTURBATION BIG FOOT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TITTYWANK PEDOPHILIA NIPPLES SCUMBUCKET SHITSKIN COCKSMOKER CONDOMS SHITHEAD REDNECK SHIT FRITZ ARSEBADGERS CHOAD MOTHERFUCKER TITS PISS OFF BOOBS POMMIE SHITBALLS CUNT CRAPPER CONDOMS HELLFUCKER TOSSER RAT'S ASS KRAUT POLAK FUCK SHAKOPEE DICK IN A BOX SPICY CUNT FUCK JERRY TITWANK MICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FAG GIVING HEAD TAFFY FUCKING SOD OFF GOATSE HONKY SHITSLINGING RUSTY TROMBONE PENISFUCK WANKSPLAT BULLSHIT DAMN SHITFACE SHITFACE COCKSTUFFER FLYING FUCK PISS SHIT FUDGEPACKER WIKIPEDIA JACKASS NIGGER CLUSTERFUCK ANUSCAKE SOD FIST FUCK 30 CASES OF PICKLES CLEVELAND STEAMER AUTOFELLATIO DICKFACE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE I WILL END YOU! WALRUS SHIT TWAT HELL CLUSTERFUCK FELCHMONKEY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PRICK JAP FUCKING A JOHN SMILEY FACE DICKFACE SHITE GRIS PISS YOGHURT CANNON FUCK ORGASM FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKFACE LET'S SHIT POMMIE SHITE CHICKEN SHIT WANK DAGO ASS RAT'S COCK INBRED SUGARTITS MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER I'LL RAPE YOU DICK SHITBALLS SON OF A BITCH BALLS PUSSY PENIS FUCKTARD ASSHAT INBRED LET'S SHIT CAMEL FUCKER MALARKY KRAUT JIGGABOO I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND DAMN MORGAN TSVANGIRAI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL EUROIPODS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DAMN ASS FASCIST HORSE SHIT BELGIUM BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BUGGER FUCKWIT POLESMOKER FUCKWIT pen0r DOG FUCKER PAKI RAPE JACK ABRAMOFF CROTCH TITS DUMBASS FROG'S FAT ASS SHUT UP, MEG! BRUSH MA TEETH SHITFUCKER WETBACK GENITALIA ASS INBRED CLEVELAND STEAMER MOZILLA FIREFOX JAP NIGNOG FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BATHING SUIT AREA IT'S OVER 9000! HIGH WAGES ASS FASCIST SHITE HADJI DAMN IT CUNT GOD DAMMIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PORCUPINE'S BALLS BONER HELL GOD DAMMIT SHIT FUCKSTAIN CROTCH DOUCHE BIGNOSE FUCKER FUCK PISS 4CHAN ABO RAPE JIZZ FUCKING JUMP! TENTACLE RAPE ASSHAT DOUCHING SCUMBUCKET SHITCUNTING BOOBS MOCCASINS FUCK FUCK NUGGET CUNT MOZILLA FIREFOX HOSER CHICKEN FRIES MOTHERFUCKER ANAL DIABETES GANGBANG SMEG KRAUT CONDOMS MOLDY TITS WANKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PRICK BALLS GOD BLESS AMERICA EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASS SCUMBAG CLUSTERFUCK CLUSTERFUCK BASTARD SHITE GRAPE PENIS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCKFACE GOD DAMN SHIT BUGGER POLESMOKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! TITWANK DICK CHICKEN WANK BUTTFUCKER INJUN COCK DAMN HORSE SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CUNT O KURWA! RAGHEAD GOD DAMMIT OLD CHRIST OF A ASS LICKER DONKEY DICK WANK SUCK MY DICK KAFFIR WANK ASSCRACK 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKER CHUFF SHITCOCK SHITE TITTIES AUTOFELLATIO DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKHEAD ORGASM SHITE LIMEY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DIPSHIT DARTH VADER BUTTFUCKER CTHULHU FHTAGN ANAL DIABETES BALL SACK MILF NICARAGUA SPIC CHICKEN SHIT JENKEM BOOBIES CLEMEN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASS FASCIST PEDOPHILIA GOD DAMMIT CAMEL FUCKER PENISFUCK COON CROTCH JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BASTARD DOUCHEBAG TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FELLATIO DUMBASS GOD DAMN LET'S SHIT FUCK PIGFUCKER FUCK BOB SAGET RAT'S COCK TOWELHEAD PEEPEE FUCKHEAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S COCK FUCKTARD SHITTY FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX SEX FUCKFACE RECTUM RAIDER PUSSYLICKER WANK HELLFIRE GENITALIA BIGNOSE DICK CAMEL FUCKER DOUCHING P'KANG FUCKTARD BEANER SEX RAT'S COCK PISS OFF BOYCOTT VIACOM! KAFFIR BRITNEY JIZZ PUSSYLICKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL DOUCHETITS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BUGFUCK PUSSY COON PRICK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PIECE OF SHIT EPIDIDYMIS FUCKHEAD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! RECTUM RAIDER SHITFACE DONKEY PUNCHER GYPSY [Insert swear here] BASTARD TITTYWANK RAT'S COCK PIGFUCKER FUCKSTAIN STRAWBERRY ASS STRAWBERRY ASS TRANNY FELCHING TIT DIRT ASS BUGFUCK CUNT GRIS HELL SHITPISSER PENIS ON A BUN I WILL KILL YOU! BIRD SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TIT DIRT BUGGER RAGHEAD CLIT FUCKSTAIN NAZI BRITNEY FUCKING BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHIGGER BLOWJOB CHINK WHITE POWER I'LL RAPE YOU JACKASS SHIT FUCKBAG SPUNK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FRED PHELPS CONDOMS SEMEN CUM PEDOPHILIA SHITE ARSE BUGFUCK FUCKING PEDOPHILIA EUROIPODS DICK ANUSCAKE SHITE SEX ASS POOPY RAT'S ASS BELLEND AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HELL GANGBANG FUCKWIT POLESMOKER DOT HEAD CUNNILINGUS CHIGGER KU KLUX KLAN YOU WANKER CUNNILINGUS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy CHUFF FUCKWIT FUCK KRAUT FLAMING ASS BADGER RAT'S COCK TITTIES MOLDY TITS POLACK BUTT PIRATE NIPPLES JIZZ YOGHURT CANNON RUSTY TROMBONE COCKSUCKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK GOD DAMN NIGGER DUMBASS HELLFUCKER ORGASM CUNT CLEMEN AUTOFELLATIO RAT'S ASS [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] CHUFF TITTYWANK FUCK YOU WIGGER MONKEY BALLS FUCK COCKSMOKER KAFFIR CUNTSWILLING SHUT UP, MEG! 666 GOBSHITE FUCKING A RAT'S COCK FUCKHEAD ASSHOLE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH MOZILLA FIREFOX PUSSY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER NIGNOG BITCH FUCKING A CUNT PIECE OF SHIT WETBACK WANK MOLDY TITS SUCK MY COCK ABO GYPSY WANKSPLAT FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS KAFFIR JOHN ELWAY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FEMADOM FRIG SHITFACE JENKEM BUTT-HOLE SHITFACE DOUCHEBAG POMMIE DAMN NIGGER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! MOCCASINS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FENCE JUMPER PISS ASSFACE BEAVER FUCK ROMANIA CUNT ASSHAT AMERICA ONLINE NICARAGUA JOY GOAT DICK BITCH PORCH MONKEY FUCKING POWERSHIT CHRISTHUMPER CUNTSWILLING PRICK HO BULLSHIT FRED PHELPS RAT'S ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DUMBASS SHITE ALEX TREBEK BASTARD WOP BIGNOSE HELL GANGBANG SHIT GOD DAMN PUSSYLICKER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FLYING FUCK DICK WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! BLOWJOB FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BUTTFUCKER FELCHING SHIT DAMN NIGNOG ASSWIPE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PENIS ON A STICK FUCK YOU MALARKY GRINGO JOHNNY DIPSHIT JAP [expletive deleted] NAZI BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS FLYING FUCK GOBSHITE I'LL RAPE YOU FRED PHELPS DUMBASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! [expletive deleted] SOD OFF HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CUNT PUSSYLICKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITE DUNE COON ORGASM TWAT SHITTY THONG TASTER ASSHOLE DOT HEAD ASSWIPE MAMA MIA GIVING HEAD MARGARET THATCHER TIT SPRINKLES I'LL RAPE YOU HELL INJUN CHING CHONG CHINK FLYING FUCK PISS OFF DICKFACE CHINK POTTYMOUTH WHITE POWER WHITE RIGHTS CHOAD D'OH FUCKTARD PISS I'LL RAPE YOU NECROPHILIA WANK GIVING HEAD OSTRICH MY ASS SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DONKEY DICK SEMEN BATHING SUIT AREA RAT'S COCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ASSCRACK TITS & DICKS FUCKSTAIN CUNTBUCKET JENKEM BLOWJOB GANGBANG FUCKWIT FUCKTARD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FROG'S FAT ASS INCEST WETBACK FUCKHEAD TITS & DICKS GOD DAMMIT AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! FUCK OFF WARNER MUSIC GROUP NIGGER DOUCHING BASTARD SHIT SHITTY CHIGGER CLEMEN PRICK SHITTY SPUNK TWISTY VAGINA DICKLICK JACKASS MONKEY SHIT REDNECK TUBA PIECE OF SHIT MR WINKLER IS GAY ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT HEAVEN GENITALIA FUCKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS QUEEF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BATHING SUIT AREA FELLATIO SPIC GENITALIA LIMEY OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DICKLICK DAMN LENS CRAFTERS CONAN O'BRIAN PUSSYLICKER BIGNOSE WIENER DICKLICK DAMN MONKEY BALLS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DUMBASS ASSCRACK SHITE BRUSH MA TEETH SHITSKIN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HELL TITTIES BEAVER LAKE TITICACA PECKERHEAD RAT'S ASS DOUCHING SHITPISSER POWERSHIT ASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CHRISTHUMPER ORGASM DOG SHIT PUSSY GOD BLESS AMERICA BIGNOSE BASTARD ASSFACE CRAPPY GOD BLESS AMERICA MORGAN TSVANGIRAI CUNTBUCKET FLYING FUCK JERRY TENTACLE RAPE DOG SHIT HELL ASS DARTH VADER DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKBAG PRICK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS LOLCAT POLESMOKER ASSHAT POO POO BLOWJOB BUTTFUCKER RAT'S ASS SHITE 666 FRIG LOGJAMMER BULLSHIT POMMIE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR COON ASS ASSHOLE ASSHAT EAT MY SHIT! RAT'S COCK GOATSE SHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKER WIENER CUNT FAGGOT RAT'S ASS DALAI LAMA DOG FUCKER DAMN SNUFF PORN BUTT-HEAD BALLS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MALARKY ASSWIPE BELGIUM REBECCA BLACK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BONG RAT'S COCK WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! FUCKWIT ASSCRACK BITCH REBECCA BLACK JACKASS SHIT INBRED CC PLZ FUCKING A FUCKING DICKHEAD DICKHEAD CLEMEN SAMUEL L. JACKSON TITS & DICKS WIENER KRAUT DOT HEAD VANDAL POLACK POTTYMOUTH BASTARD FUCKTARD TWAT IN SACREMENT FENCE JUMPER CUNT LAPPER DOUCHEBAG FUCKFACE DONKEY PUNCHER DAMN YOUR MOM GOD DAMMIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER INBRED DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! WOP BUTT PIRATE BUKKAKE STRAWBERRY ASS WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?!

DIPSHIT HORSE SHIT ASS RECTUM RAIDER CRAPPY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE HELLFUCKER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKWIT TOWELHEAD FUCKSTAIN FUCKER NAZI FUCKSTAIN RAT'S COCK ASSCRACK suck my mothers SUITCASE PENIS SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT JIZZ INCEST SUCK MY COCK ABO CHOAD KISSER ASSHAT DIRTY SANCHEZ LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS GOD DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER I RAPE WALRUSES! NIGNOG GOD DAMMIT BAT FUCK INSANE TWAT SHITSLINGING Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PENIS ON A STICK and with the ASS and his BUGGER OFF of girraffes in which HELL while reading about JERK OFF!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BASTARD also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• AUTOFELLATIO