Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a CROTCH article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CHIGGER neurochemical FUCK disorder CUNT CRAPPER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid REDSKIN, sudden DIPSHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BULLSHIT or BUGFUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DAMN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CLUSTER FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TITMOUSE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITCUNTING by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA [expletive deleted] words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKER KRAUT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TRANNY utterFUCKance of socially ASSBANDIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JAP television programs to address FUCKWIT Tourette's syndrome.

SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Tourette's is TITWANK not to be I AM CORNHOLIO! confused with INJUN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DICK CHICKEN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HELL random CHOAD disorientation, culturally-HADJI-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BITCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local NAZI language, HOT GRITS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKTARD TOWELHEAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TITTIES souvenir shoppes and massive TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! quantities ASSHOLE of ANAL DIABETES TIT SPRINKLES garbage.

Darnit.

A TWAT Polite Note to the JENKEM Author:

The PUSSYLICKER Tourette's PUNANI Research Institute was FUCKER founded to DIPSHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SEX Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! article MILF funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FLYING FUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PISS OFF changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TITTYWANK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FELLATIO Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of ASSFACE Tourrette's sufferers NEGRO swear. You can MOZILLA FIREFOX blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame INBRED TV, for always focusing on the pen0r bad side of a terrible HONKY thing.
The main BASTARD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CHOAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASSWIPE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small POOPY knee FROG'S FAT ASS NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is BULLSHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITFACE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BOB SAGET school for NAZI something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FROG'S FAT ASS sufferers to become FUDGEPACKER manically depressed and SHITFACE commit DICKWAD suicide.
There is no CUNNILINGUS cure, and the TWO-INCH PENIS drugs that are available to, "calm" the SEMEN tics often have adverse NAZI side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BITCH perodol" which caused my entire LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT body to go GARBAGE DAY! numb and NEGRO basically made it NIGGA! worse than CLUSTER FUCK it is without the POMMIE drug.

I am an active member of a ASS tourette syndrome BITCH association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SUCK MY DICK the SHITFACE public view of Tourettes as a "CUNTING ASSCRACK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITFACE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PIECE OF SHIT sorry for COON "hi-jacking" your JACKASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BITCH this that really EPIDIDYMIS annoys me. I am working towards a DILDO better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be WOODPECKERSHIT, and making fun of a ASS LICKER horrible disorder is (not) GENITALIA funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHIT time.

Best SHITHEAD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HIGH WAGES” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PANCHEN LAMA reply

As I LIKE BUSH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are VOTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PRINCE PHILIP Westerners show is not an ELECTION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHIST MONK countries. When showing OPINION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust LHASA in countries TAIWAN leadership, those problems does not SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST byproduct of your PROTESTS capitalist society OPINION.

Li Chiang “MELAMINE” Wen

P.S. KRAUT Regards to Andrew JAP Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

The PENISBIRD bastard who wrote this article. You can DIPSHIT punch him if you PISS UP MY ARSE want to.

As a UNITED KINGDOM Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE remove this LGBT RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PEDOPHILIA saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my WETBACK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine REDSKIN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DYKE and HI, BILLY MAYS HERE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CUNT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HELL BAND WITH 4 LAKE TITICACA MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PECKERHEAD HORSE! REDSKIN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO REDSKIN'S HOUSE

How MOTHERFUCKER to JACKASS cure FRED PHELPS the GRIS Tourette's NI Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHIT for JERRY Tourette's DAMMIT Syndrome SOD is COCK following ASS these SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS rules TITTIES in FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK order:

1: Avoid BIRD IN THE HOUSE immature MOTHERFUCKER little DOUCHE kids,
2: Count to NIGGER within BASTARD 10 JOLLY PIRATE DONUTSseconds,
3: Do not open your HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CUM FELCHING nor SHITFACE talk,
4: Tell CONDOMS yourself you SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS don't BITCH have FUCKTARD this FUCKFUCKFUCK disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WITH NASTY FUCKFACE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S COON FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the REDSKIN last straw ROSES!

I fucking put BELLEND' my comment at the TOP OF THE FLYING FUCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PAKI the TOP OF CONDOMS THIS TACO ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM offensive. ORGASM. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CRAP people who try RAT'S COCK to battle BUTTFUCKER'HOLY DUMB FUCK that tight-ass CHENEY 17-year-TITS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNT it now, but someone said NIGNOG' BEANER SOD'WEHATEMARIO on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASSRAPING is a laughing CHOAD matter. Plus there WANK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on YOU WANKER Uncyclopedia, there are ASS articles JOHNNY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FLYING FUCK stuff. So TOURETTE'S SYNDROME that means FUCKTARD stop getting mad at the TAMPON IN MY ASS first part too and BUGFUCK talking about the SHAKOPEE letter that it's OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! mocking (what NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! letter? I don't even know what BONER the heck you're talking about). Adrian suck my mothers hi self ASS even made a really CUNT good point. "It's GRINGO nothing more JACKASS from a head nod to a POLESMOKER knee tick". GOD DAMMIT. Which I'll add FUCK YOU onto WETBACK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BITCH suffer that BELLEND much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SON OF A BITCH it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKSTAIN be, because if I were a STRAWBERRY ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BUGFUCK hilarious. If you COCKSHITTER Want facts, go on EPIDIDYMIS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FLYING RAT'S ASS be offended, don't read D'OH the freaking SEX article anyway.

SHITFACE BALL SACK CUNTRAG BULLSHIT FUCK DOM DeLUISE DOG SHIT WILLY WONKA BELLEND DOUCHETITS

TWO-INCH PENIS TIT SPRINKLES LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! GOD DAMN DAMN ASSHAT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA REBECCA BLACK WINDOWS VISTA SHITE GOD DAMMIT DIRTY SANCHEZ MARGARET THATCHER DICK SHIT JAP DILDO GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS MILF PENIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER TOTAL DOG FUCKER PAKI IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUTT-HEAD DOG FUCKER WOP FUCKSTAIN DAMN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CUNNILINGUS SHITBALLS HELL DUMBASS ASSFACE CRAPFUCKER SHIT SHAKOPEE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE MAMA MIA BIRD SHIT DAGO NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CUNT BIG FOOT PUNANI FLAMING ASS BADGER DIRTY SANCHEZ HONKY FRIG KIKE EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM BENCH PRESS SHITE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BITCH DAMMIT SPIC BOLLOCKS ARSE RAPE DAMMIT SHITTY TITS CLIT BOOBS STRAWBERRY ASS BUGGER OFF YOU WANKER MONKEY SHIT ASSWIPE YOU WANKER RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD FUCK OFF WOMEN'S RIGHTS NORTH KOREA POMMIE ARSE DIPSHIT FUCKWIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WHORE LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUCKWIT WANK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CHOAD SACRAMENTO SPIC WIENER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS WETBACK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JERRY SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PISS ARTIST FUCK TENTACLE RAPE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS SHITCOCK GOBSHITE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SHITHEAD DICK CHICKEN RAT'S COCK FEWMETS DONKEY PUNCHER BOOBIES CUNT CLUSTER FUCK AY-AY-AY NICARAGUA FAGGOT BIG FOOT MONKEY SHIT LIMEY RAINBOWS BALLS PISS ARTIST WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SAND NIGGER TRANNY DAMN FENCE JUMPER FLYING RAT'S ASS HENTAI SCUMBAG DOT HEAD RAPE TITWANK KIDDY FIDDLER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PENISBIRD INCEST DOUCHEBAG JUNGLE BUNNY NAZI SHITHEAD GRIS KRAUT WIKIPEDIA BENCH PRESS WANKSPLAT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA LAKE TITICACA BUTTFUCKER CUM MOTHERFUCKER SUGARTITS MARGARET THATCHER TENTACLE RAPE CUNT CLUSTER FUCK DUMBASS BASEBALL LET'S SHIT TURD SUCK A BIG DICK DAMN BOOBS FUCK O KURWA! GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITTY HELL BUTTFUCKER FUCKFACE PICKANINNY BEANER FUDGEPACKER FUCKFACE POLACK FELLATIO BUKKAKE SEX SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JENKEM FUCKWIT HELL IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! WANK JACK OFF CLUSTER FUCK BANGKOK GOAT DICK DAMN SUGARTITS CUM SHIT BUGGER PISS ARTIST RAT'S ASS CLUSTER FUCK FELCHING FIRECROTCH REDNECK ASS BITCH NORTH KOREA ASSWIPE COCK FRAK FUCKFACE ORGASM PISS TITS CHIGGER BUTT-HOLE HELL PEACEFUL BUTTFUCKER BUTT-HEAD FUCK OFF PISS OFF PUSSY GOOK NIGGER BOOBS JIGGABOO GRAPE PENIS BALL SACK CRAP BATHING SUIT AREA TITS & DICKS CUNTING ASSCRACK [Insert yet another person's name here] ASSFACE SHITFUCKER URINE-GARGLING JIZZ TIMBER NIGGER REDSKIN SHITPISSER MOTHERFUCKER VANITY PAGES ROCK MASTURBATION BASTARD FUCKWIT CUNTBUCKET SHITCOCK WOMEN'S RIGHTS BIRD SHIT TITMOUSE CUNT WALRUS SHIT FUCKSTAIN DAMNATION BUGGER SHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP COCK BUTTFUCKER BULLSHIT CRAP ON A STICK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD I RAPE WALRUSES! PRICK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA NIGGER TITS PISS ARTIST RAT'S ASS NAZI BONG BOLLOCKS YOU WANKER PISS OFF DOUCHEBAG THONG TASTER CLEVELAND STEAMER PISS UP MY ARSE WALRUS SHIT AMERICA ONLINE TITS SHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER JIZZ ARSE AMERICA ONLINE JIZZ ASS REDNECK SHAKOPEE SHITE ASSHAT COCKSHITTER CLIT DYKE SHITE ASS FUCKING BASEBALL WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BITCH HELL SEMEN DOT HEAD POWERSHIT FUCKSTAIN CHINK LIMEY DICKHEAD HELLFUCKER BITCH TITMOUSE CONDOMS PISSHOLE PISS OFF TWAT THONG TASTER SON OF A BITCH DICKHEAD HORSE SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER BITCH MALARKY FUCKING CLEMEN PENIS DIPSHIT FAGGOT ASSHOLE pen0r WIGGER BULLSHIT BAT FUCK INSANE FAG BONG FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS BUKKAKE JACKASS MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSRAMMER ASS PISSHOLE CRAPPY INBRED WANKSPLAT SHITE DOUCHE CUNTRAG MONKEY'S UNCLE ASSCRACK FUCK DIPSHIT FUCKING CHICKEN SHIT BUKKAKE ASS FUCKTARD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNTBUCKET SHITSLINGING MONKEY SHIT HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! DICK TITS RAT'S COCK ASSHOLE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BIRD SHIT PISS ARTIST WHORE POLAK MONKEY'S UNCLE WETBACK FUCKING A FUCKING SPIC BUKKAKE TITS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BULLSHIT TWO-INCH PENIS SHIT BALL SACK RAT'S COCK MOCCASINS FUCK NUGGET DAMN DAMN IT JACKASS PIGFUCKER JAP GREASER RUSTY TROMBONE DILDO SHITHEAD GRINGO BONER SHITHEAD YOU WANKER JENKEM CUNTING ASSCRACK GOD DAMN CLEMEN SHITFACE BALL SACK HELL COON FUCKBAG SEX IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCKTARD BENCH PRESS DIPSHIT DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE FUCK NUGGET SHITFUCKER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK JIZZ TITS & DICKS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MACACA HAIL SATAN! ASSCRACK FUCKING A STRAWBERRY ASS D'OH KRAUT NAZI TITMOUSE MOTHERFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TAMPONS SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CUNTYMINTS BITCH FUCKSTAIN HELL PENISPENISPENIS!!! PISS ARTIST BITCH SHITSLINGING FUCKING DICK IN A BOX MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK YOU WANKER DUMBASS SHITTY HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ARSE SHITHEAD LOGJAMMER NAZI CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CLEMEN 666 NAZI BUGGER FLAMING ASS BADGER DUNE COON PEDOPHILIA BUTTFUCKER JAP FUCK NIPPLES BONER FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS DICKFACE TAMPON IN MY ASS HO SCUMBAG BITCH COON ARFENHOUSE AUTOFELLATIO GRAPE PENIS DICK CHICKEN CUNT ASS SOD OFF FELCHING PICKANINNY BITCH TOSSER BIRD SHIT JELLY BEANS FUCK CHOAD KISSER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN JUSTIN BIEBER CLUSTER FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS NECROPHILIA FOUR-EYES SHIT ARSE SHITSKIN BLISTERING BARNACLES FOUR-EYES BALLS BOOBS SON OF A BITCH SON OF A BITCH PRICK GOBSHITE GOD DAMN ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BASTARD JAP [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] JACKASS PIGFUCKER BULLSHIT BITCH LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SNUFF PORN INBRED GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMN JUNGLE BUNNY PISS CHINK RECTUM RAIDER BUKKAKE SHIT PIG BRUSH MA TEETH FUCKWIT DICK BITCH BUTT PIRATE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BATMAN & ROBIN FLYING FUCK COON BITCH NIGGER FUCKER SHITHEAD YOU WANKER YOU WANKER DAMN IT JOHN SMILEY FACE SAND NIGGER CHUFF GOD DAMMIT FUCK BUTTFUCKER DICKHEAD GOOK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE NIGNOG FUCKHEAD DICK DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK DAGO FLYING RAT'S ASS LIMEY DOT HEAD pen0r SEX FUCK YOU FELLATIO FUCK OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MOCKIE DAMMIT BITCH NEGRO JERRY REBECCA BLACK CRAPFUCKER DAMN IT SOD OFF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PENIS CUNT JERK OFF DIPSHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST WOODPECKERSHIT SHITFUCKER CUNT PEDOPHILIA COCKSMOKER DICK RAT'S ASS CLUSTER FUCK ASSCRACK BEANER BUTTFUCKER TOWELHEAD SHIT FEATURED VAGINA CHIGGER YOU WANKER SCUMBAG BUGGER OFF POOPY FLAMING ASS BADGER FEMADOM BORDER HOPPER SHIT GOD DAMN DAMMIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ASSHOLE WOP DIRTY SANCHEZ KRAUT DAMN SHITFUCKER AMERICA ONLINE WANKSPLAT FUCKER GOD DAMN NIGGER MOZILLA FIREFOX LAKE TITICACA FUCKSTAIN MALARKY RAT'S ASS CLUSTER FUCK DOUCHING JAP SHITSKIN JAP TACO SHITE SHITFACE ASS FASCIST CUNTBUCKET COON MOCCASINS SHITCUNTING HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST 30 CASES OF PICKLES DONALD RUMSFELD CHRISTHUMPER FOUR-EYES MONKEY'S UNCLE DICKFACE SHITFACE CUNT SHITFACE TOSSER WANK BONER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS POWERSHIT SHITSLINGING CONAN O'BRIAN BASTARD CHICKEN FRIES SON OF A BITCH WOP NEGRO LET'S SHIT BITCH TESTICLE CHOKE DIPSHIT NECROPHILIA PISS BOOBIES BONER DOUCHING SHIT TIT DIRT FUCK SON OF A BITCH INCEST ASSCRACK JUSTIN BIEBER ABO ASSHOLE 666 ASSWIPE CAMEL JOCKEY BASTARD HENTAI CUNT HELL O KURWA! ASS I WILL END YOU! ASS FASCIST CRAP PISSHOLE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKFACE SHITHEAD ANUSCAKE FROG'S FAT ASS WIENER DAMN TWAT PEEPEE LET'S SHIT SHITBALLS SHITSLIDE MASTURBATION SON OF A BITCH SIGMUND FREUD CUNTRAG DAMN FLYING FUCK SHAKOPEE RAPE RAPE GIVING HEAD JIGGABOO SHITE FUCK HORSE PENIS SHITSLINGING FLYING RAT'S ASS FEMADOM BITCH DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK FUCK OFF RAPE SIGMUND FREUD BUDDHISM OSTRICH MY ASS DOUCHE FELCHMONKEY PISS OFF FUCKSTAIN PISS OFF MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BENCH PRESS HELL HO FUCKING BUGFUCK SHIT POOPOO AMERICAN SPELLING ASSWIPE FEWMETS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CRAP ON A STICK SMEG HOLY DUMB FUCK MOTHERFUCKER DOG SHIT SACRAMENTO PISS OFF BOOBS DICK ASSRAMMER AY-AY-AY CRAPPY WINDOWS VISTA BASTARD PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER DOUCHING PEDOPHILIA FUCKING JUMP! CHOAD GOD DAMN 666 TIMBER NIGGER JESSE McCARTNEY FELCHING RAGHEAD DICKWAD INBRED CLIT TURD HELLFIRE RAGHEAD HONKY ASSHAT MARY WHITEHOUSE GOD DAMN FIRECROTCH DOUCHETITS HOT GRITS ART METAL PRODUCTS NAZI GENITALIA ANUSCAKE YID BULLSHIT TAMPONS JAP WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKSTAIN CRAPPY AUTOFELLATIO TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKING BASEBALL CRAPMUNCHER BOLLOCKS CUNT SMEG NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CRAPMUNCHER COCK CRAP ON A STICK FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT BLISTERING BARNACLES MILF JERK OFF POLAK CAMEL JOCKEY HORSE SHIT MACACA MARCH OF FLAMES CUNT DOM DeLUISE CUM SHITHEAD GANGBANG CONAN O'BRIAN SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKWIT SHIT LIMEY SHITTY I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! RAPE GOD DAMN ASSHOLE FROG'S FAT ASS MARGARET THATCHER VAGINA ALEX TREBEK SHIT FRENCH TICKLER BELLEND DICKHEAD RECTUM RAIDER SHITSLIDE ASSHOLE EMO CLUSTER FUCK FUCK SHITBALLS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? URINE-GARGLING I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST FUCKWIT COCKSUCKER ANAL CUNT SOD CHOAD PRICK HORSE SHIT DONGSHOVER SHITSLINGING SEMEN SOD MACACA DICKLICK DAMN PISS ARTIST NECROPHILIA JACKASS TWAT SPIC CHOAD YUKKY DOODY PENIS RAT'S COCK ORGASM DOUCHE NAZI DARTH VADER BONG ASSCRACK JAP WIENER CHOAD KISSER FOUR-EYES YOU WANKER WIENER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DILDO WANK WIKIPEDIA SAMUEL L. JACKSON DARTH VADER SHITFUCKER JACKASS HELL SHITE PRICK FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU SHITTY SHITHEAD FUCKING DOM DeLUISE CRAPMUNCHER DYKE NIGGER GARBAGE DAY! CUNT LAPPER TOTAL FLYING FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JACKASS DAMN SAND NIGGER ASSHOLE SHIT DUMBASS CLIT SHITBALLS DONKEY PUNCHER WOP HELL DAMN IT PUSSY MOZILLA FIREFOX HOLY DUMB FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BLOWJOB INBRED MILF GOD DAMMIT PENIS ASS FASCIST BALLS GOD BLESS AMERICA KRAUT HELL PRICK ASSFACE FUCKTARD SEX WINDOWS VISTA POMMIE BAD MOTHERFUCKER WANK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITE SAGGY TITS FUCKSTAIN ARSE KAFFIR COCK ASSHOLE DAMN IT DAMN ASSWIPE FUCKING A CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKING A CHOAD BALL SACK HELL COON FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITSLIDE HELL FUCK YOU WANK SHITSLINGING NEGRO DUMBASS MOLDY TITS FUCKHEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DELICIOUS CAKE TWAT DICK CHICKEN FIST FUCK ARSE JACKASS SHIT NI FUCK OFF TAMPON IN MY ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF WIKIPEDIA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ARSE FUCKING A MOLDY TITS HOLY DUMB FUCK FELCHING INJUN BUTTFUCKER FUCKFACE RAPE VAGINA CUNT SHITTY ARSEBADGERS PUSSYLICKER GANGBANG PISSHOLE FUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FLYING RAT'S ASS TITS PORCH MONKEY DICKFACE CAPTAIN CRUNCH FLYING RAT'S ASS CRAPPY BEAVER ORGASM BITCH FUCKHEAD MICK DIRTY SANCHEZ FOUR-EYES [expletive deleted] PRICK POO POO BLOWJOB AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI RECTUM RAIDER BASTARD SAMUEL L. JACKSON BUTT-HEAD CAMEL JOCKEY SIGMUND FREUD SCUMBAG BITCH DAMN IT FUDGEPACKER WOODPECKERSHIT WOODPECKERSHIT MOTHERFUCKER WANK PENIS PISS ARTIST PISS SHITSLINGING DUNE COON CLUSTER FUCK SHITSLINGING FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN CLUSTER FUCK DAMN MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS HEIL HITLER! FUCKFACE FOUR-EYES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BOB SAGET MARY WHITEHOUSE CANNED QUOTE ANUSCAKE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICKLICK ASSWIPE ORGASM NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCK YOU ASS BLUMPKIN FAGGOT GENITALIA WOMEN'S RIGHTS RAPE MOZILLA FIREFOX BLUMPKIN SHIT HORSE PENIS WALRUS SHIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DIPSHIT GOD DAMMIT FUCKTARD BASTARD TITWANK MOZILLA FIREFOX SEX WANKER JACK ABRAMOFF CC PLZ HONKY PISS ARTIST SHITFUCKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CHIGGER BOB SAGET OSTRICH MY ASS BULLSHIT FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! HELL BLUMPKIN FUCKFACE BLUMPKIN PUSSYLICKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKSTAIN JOHN SMILEY FACE MALARKY ASSHAT CUNT NECROPHILIA COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CAPTAIN CRUNCH YUKKY DOODY QUEEF CHOAD SCUMBAG INJUN FUCK YOU TIMBER NIGGER FIST FUCK OH SHI– INCEST PENIS ON A STICK [EXPLETIVE] NORTH KOREA BASTARD HOMO JACKASS MARY WHITEHOUSE WOP MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DELICIOUS CAKE CROTCH SHUT UP, MEG! DAMN CUNT FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER ASS LICKER HOSER SHIT PISS OFF DONKEY PUNCHER BUGGER WANK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS WANK SUGARTITS ANAL DIABETES CRAPPY FUCKING JUMP! O CANADA GOAT DICK FUCKWIT RAT'S COCK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CUNTING ASSCRACK JACKASS DOG SHIT FUCK YOU [expletive deleted] Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITSLINGING and with the ASS and his MOTHERFUCKER of girraffes in which GOD DAMMIT while reading about BANGKOK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See JOHN SMILEY FACE also


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This article is HAIL SATAN! funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its CUNTBUCKET subject. If you do not find it funny FUCK NUGGET, it is probably because you are an INBRED GOATSE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. CLEVELAND STEAMER If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a COMMUNIST DILDO joke loses its humour GIVING HEAD when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ignorant, then you wouldn't have TACO needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! DAMN HELL JUNGLE BUNNY BUTT-HEAD MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!I <3 COCK

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