Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or O KURWA! neurochemical FUCK disorder PISS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TRANNY, sudden TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TAMPON IN MY ASS or NECROPHILIA vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly VENEREAL DISEASE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PIG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may REBECCA BLACK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken OSTRICH MY ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FIRECROTCH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKWIT CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MOTHERFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially BALL SACK objectionable words).
SEMEN Tourette's is GENITALIA not to be YUKKY DOODY confused with FUCKSTAIN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SACRED chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS random TWAT disorientation, culturally-30 CASES OF PICKLES-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth POLACK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local OSTRICH MY ASS language, POLAK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WIENER BONER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DOUCHE NAZI souvenir shoppes and massive PIECE OF SHIT quantities SHITCOCK of ANAL DIABETES DAMN garbage.
Darnit.
A RANDY TRAVIS Polite Note to the SCUMBUCKET Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TAMPON IN MY ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PISS article PISS OFF funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PUSSY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASSFACE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance RAT'S ASS.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about COCKSUCKER Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SCUMBAG Tourrette's sufferers FUCKWIT swear. You can I'LL RAPE YOU blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TWAT TV, for always focusing on the I'LL RAPE YOU bad side of a terrible BULLSHIT thing.
- The main SUCK MY COCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITTY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DICKFACE knee PUSSY NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is SEMEN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DICK school for COMMUNIST DILDO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage RAGHEAD sufferers to become GO HOME AND DIE manically depressed and CRAP ON A STICK commit SHITCUNTING suicide.
- There is no SHITFUCKER cure, and the CUNTBUCKET drugs that are available to, "calm" the TITS tics often have adverse CHUFF side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna YOU WANKER perodol" which caused my entire KIKE body to go SHITFACE numb and DOUCHE basically made it NIGGA! worse than BUKKAKE it is without the COCKING FUCKBOROUGH drug.
I am an active member of a CUNTYMINTS tourette syndrome DOUCHE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BORDER HOPPER the JERK OFF public view of Tourettes as a "DOUCHETITS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is RAPE much much (hand spasms) more...
I am EXTRA LONG PENIS sorry for SHIT "hi-jacking" your SEX entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MONKEY SHIT this that really FUCK annoys me. I am working towards a DOUCHEBAG better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CUNT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CHUFF, and making fun of a OSCAR WILDE IS GAY horrible disorder is (not) YOU WANKER funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WOP time.
Best FELCHMONKEY regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese COMMUNISM IS STUPID reply
As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FALUN GONG not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Westerners show is not an CHRISTIANITY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those TIANENMEN SQUARE countries. When showing COMMUNISM IS STUPID right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS in countries GOOGLE leadership, those problems does not COMMUNISM IS STUPID occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBET byproduct of your TIANENMEN SQUARE capitalist society DALAI LAMA.
Li Chiang “CENSORSHIP” Wen
P.S. BULLSHIT Regards to Andrew RAPE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply
As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE HAS AIDS white?
Mpopo “CECIL JOHN RHODES” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the EPIDIDYMIS saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my KRAUT intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine TRANNY Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are BITCH and CRAP playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SOD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) VENEREAL DISEASE BAND WITH 4 MARY WHITEHOUSE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A GYPSY HORSE! TRANNY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TRANNY'S HOUSE
How DIPSHIT to POTTYMOUTH cure SHIT the INBRED Tourette's LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment TESTICLE CHOKE for DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Tourette's pen0r Syndrome BUGGER OFF is SHITSLINGING following RAT'S COCK these CRAPMUNCHER rules PISS in FRAK order:
- 1: Avoid NEOPETS immature MOCCASINS little BUGGER OFF kids,
- 2: Count to BUTTFUCKER within CARPET MUNCHER 10 LOLCATseconds,
- 3: Do not open your FUCKSTAIN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BUKKAKE nor DICKFACE talk,
- 4: Tell GANGBANG yourself you GANGBANG don't RAPE have FUCKFACE this NI disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CHOAD KISSER WITH NASTY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSCRACK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the TRANNY last straw HELL!
I fucking put CLEVELAND STEAMER' my comment at the TOP OF THE WANK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CLIT the TOP OF GOOK THIS MOZILLA FIREFOX ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKHEAD offensive. EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TWAT people who try BLOWJOB to battle MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE'PEDOPHILIA that tight-ass MOTHERFUCKER 17-year-FASHION BUG—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BOOBIES it now, but someone said THONG TASTER' MOLDY TITS YOGHURT CANNON'WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS is a laughing PEDOPHILIA matter. Plus there JACKASS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CLEMEN Uncyclopedia, there are FRED PHELPS articles ASSHOLE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching MAMA MIA stuff. So SACRAMENTO that means IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! stop getting mad at the LAKE TITICACA first part too and BIBLE BASHER talking about the FUCK OFF letter that it's DICKHEAD mocking (what FELCHING letter? I don't even know what BUNG-HOLE the heck you're talking about). Adrian INCEST hi self SMEG even made a really FUCKSTAIN good point. "It's TAFFY nothing more PEARL NECKLACE from a head nod to a TOWELHEAD knee tick". WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER?. Which I'll add 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT onto BOOBS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FAG suffer that ANAL DIABETES much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes THONG TASTER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to JIZZ be, because if I were a FEWMETS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHITTY hilarious. If you WOODPECKERSHIT Want facts, go on RANDY TRAVIS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ANAL be offended, don't read TAMPON IN MY ASS the freaking SHITFUCKER article anyway.
FRIG SHITE CHINK DAMN PEARL NECKLACE COCKSUCKER BUKKAKE MALARKY TWISTY VAGINA SHIT
ANAL DIPSHIT POOPY PIGFUCKER FUCKFACE MALARKY FUCK RAT'S COCK SHITE DUMBASS SHITE GANGBANG BELGIUM ASSHOLE SAMUEL L. JACKSON WHORE DOUCHEBAG BIGNOSE JUNGLE BUNNY KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH NIGGER TITS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WIENER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHIT LIKE A HORSE CRAP PUSSY JACK ABRAMOFF DAMN NECROPHILIA TITS & DICKS WIENER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SEX GO HOME AND DIE CUNT ASSRAMMER FUCK OFF CHINK DAMN NIGNOG SCUMBAG WANKER HELL SEX ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT EXTRA LONG PENIS CONDOMS FLYING FUCK NIPPLES CONDOMS SHITSKIN HORSE SHIT AUTOFELLATIO FUCK ASSHOLE GRIS AUTOFELLATIO CRAPFUCKER ASS WANK PENIS DILDO SPIC FUCKING A FUCKING MOCCASINS CONDOMS CC PLZ SCROTUM PISS OFF BOOBS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKER [expletive deleted] FUCKTARD CLUSTER FUCK FUCK ASSCRACK CONDOMS SHITSKIN CHINK CRAPMUNCHER JACKASS BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER BIG FOOT FLYING FUCK PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! SEX PENISPENISPENIS!!! FENCE JUMPER CUNTSWILLING GOD BLESS AMERICA TOWELHEAD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SCROTUM SHITBALLS FUCK OFF PISS ARTIST JAP SHIT BITCH FUCKWIT RAT'S COCK FROG WANK DONGSHOVER FUCKING A JAP QUEEF FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS RAPE NIGGER GOD DAMN DAMN BEANER TITWANK POOPY FUCKTARD SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD DICKFACE BIRD IN THE HOUSE DONKEY DICK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FEWMETS I'LL RAPE YOU LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME PUSSY BELGIUM BITCH NIGGER DICK PENIS ON A BUN RUSTY TROMBONE FELLATIO FAG FUCKSTAIN CROTCH JERRY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BUTTFUCKER DOG SHIT BUGFUCK COCKSUCKER DOT HEAD PIG MOTHERFUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKTARD JUSTIN BIEBER COCK CUNTRAG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NECROPHILIA CROTCH FUCKER TIMBER NIGGER PISSHOLE DAMN PEEPEE HELLFUCKER BULLSHIT DONGSHOVER JUNGLE BUNNY YOU WANKER RAT'S COCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITCOCK GREASER TITTIES TITS JACKASS GO HOME AND DIE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FLYING FUCK GOD BLESS AMERICA HELL SHITCOCK PISS ARTIST DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKFACE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BASTARD FUCKING DUNE COON FUCKWIT FUCKER RAT'S COCK CHICKEN FRIES NECROPHILIA DAMN IT SEMEN TRANNY GOBSHITE DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ORGASM INBRED FUCKING JUMP! FUCKFACE BASTARD CUNNILINGUS BEANER ASSFACE FELLATIO CLUSTER FUCK BATHING SUIT AREA HELL DUMBASS SACRAMENTO YOU WANKER CRAPPY SHIT DOG SHIT CUNT CUNT YID MOCKIE CAMEL JOCKEY DICK CHICKEN ASSWIPE BUTT PIRATE ASS SHIT FUCKTARD FUCK YOU SPIC TACO CLEMEN DICK ARSE BULLSHIT BITCH BUTT PIRATE BASTARD JENKEM GOD DAMMIT HORSE PENIS SAGGY TITS FUCKWIT ASSBANDIT PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! I WILL KILL YOU! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKER CUNT MARY WHITEHOUSE GOD DAMMIT PISS POMMIE HELL BULLSHIT AUTOFELLATIO DONKEY PUNCHER INCEST NIGGER TITS CRAP ON A STICK CROTCH COCK BASTARD ASSHOLE COCK SHITTY MOCCASINS SON OF A BITCH WIENER SOD OFF ASSHAT FUCKFACE LAKE TITICACA ASS BITCH PUSSY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ASSHAT KAFFIR JIGGABOO LIMEY BLOWJOB FOUR-EYES YOUR MOM COCKSMOKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASSWIPE PISS ARTIST REDNECK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK YOU DICKHEAD ASS LIMEY [expletive deleted] JIGGABOO DONKEY PUNCHER CHRISTHUMPER FUCKSTAIN CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKSTAIN IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK GARBAGE DAY! FUCKFACE BONG FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE SHIT ASSHAT FAGGOT JOHN ELWAY COCK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! INJUN DICK IN A BOX FIRECROTCH TITS TITTIES GIVING HEAD SHIT FAG OH SHI– ANAL I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SON OF A BITCH HELL suck my mothers NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! FLYING FUCK NIGNOG COCK RECTUM RAIDER BALL SACK CUNT CRAPPER EPIDIDYMIS HORSE SHIT FUCKING TWISTY VAGINA PUNANI DOUCHEBAG TWISTY VAGINA CUNTSWILLING SHITSKIN GANGBANG NIGGER ASSFACE WIENER FUCKSTAIN DICK CHICKEN NECROPHILIA COCKGOBLIN DICKWAD PISS OFF FUCKHEAD SHITE DICKHEAD ASS BITCH YOU WANKER HITLER YOU WANKER MOCCASINS CUNNILINGUS SHITE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FALSE BENSON WHORE FUCK OFF POLAK FUCKHEAD FUCK YOU SHITFUCKER RICK MORANIS STRAWBERRY ASS VAGINA SACRED NAZI JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CUNT ASSHAT ASS MALARKY BOLLOCKS TITS CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BORDER HOPPER WARNER MUSIC GROUP VENEREAL DISEASE MOTHERFUCKER ASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK ARSEBADGERS JAP EXTRA LONG PENIS CONAN O'BRIAN RAT'S ASS FUCKING A YOGHURT CANNON BASTARD BLOWJOB SUITCASE PENIS BIG FOOT ASSFACE HONKY GREASER WIGGER FUCKSTAIN RAPE SHITE JIGGABOO FELLATIO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN DAGO OSTRICH MY ASS BENCH PRESS AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! 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WALRUS SHIT FRITZ ASSFACE FUCKWIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BOOBS FUCKTARD NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES WIGGER GREASER INCEST CHOAD KISSER HATE HATE HAT CLUSTER FUCK COON FAG BUGGER OFF SHITSKIN SHITHEAD NIGGER TITS PISS OFF CAMEL JOCKEY ASSCRACK MACACA DELICIOUS CAKE SEX GOAT DICK BASTARD DUNE COON FUCKTARD YOU WANKER DONGSHOVER FROG'S FAT ASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING RAT'S ASS SLOPE BLOWJOB FELLATIO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SUITCASE PENIS FELCHING GOD DAMMIT DONGSHOVER HENTAI ASSHAT DICKWAD COCK PEDOPHILIA WALRUS SHIT EMO DAMMIT CHRISTHUMPER HORSE SHIT HADJI BIG FOOT FIST FUCK FUCKWIT ASS FAG FUCK YOU SHIT FUCKER BEAVER DAMN HELL PISSHOLE DAMN POMMIE SPANK THE MONKEY CHRISTMAS TREES HELL SCROTUM FAG JIGGABOO SHITTY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS NAZI WANK FUCKFACE PISS PORCUPINE'S BALLS GOD DAMMIT CRAP ON A STICK FUCKING A OSCAR WILDE IS GAY FUCKWIT FRIG LAKE TITICACA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DONKEY DICK FUDGEPACKER SHITE GOOK CRAPFUCKER CAPTAIN CRUNCH NIGGER FEMADOM FLAMING ASS BADGER ASSHAT INJUN YOGHURT CANNON All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy COCKSTUFFER FUCKSTAIN SHITE HOMO DAMN CLUSTER FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS ASS SUCK MY COCK FUCKING JUMP! TOSSER DYKE PRICK OSTRICH MY ASS SHIT PICKANINNY COCKSHITTER SHITE SON OF A BITCH BLUE PENIS! VENEREAL DISEASE CLUSTER FUCK FUCKER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FELCHING CARPET MUNCHER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SEMEN PISS OFF FROG'S FAT ASS GOAT DICK DICKHEAD CLIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TITTIES FRENCH TICKLER CRAPFUCKER FELLATIO SHITSLIDE SHIT GOD DAMN CONAN O'BRIAN CUNTRAG FUCKING RECTUM RAIDER PISSHOLE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FELLATIO SHITHEAD RAT'S ASS WALRUS SHIT CRACKER SEX BALL SACK WILLY WONKA CUNTYMINTS YOU WANKER CUNTING ASSCRACK BUTTFUCKER SUITCASE PENIS FUCK YOU HENTAI DAMN COMMUNIST DILDO CANNED QUOTE RAT'S ASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ASS COMMUNIST DILDO ASSHOLE FUCK GOD DAMN FUCKTARD CRAP ON A STICK COMMUNIST DILDO WANK BIRD SHIT PISS UP MY ARSE ROSIE O'DONNELL GOD DAMMIT BOOBS POMMIE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DOUCHE FUCKING A SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HELL MARCH OF FLAMES SHITHEAD DAMN IT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK TITTIES HOMO POMMIE I RAPE WALRUSES! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PEEPEE HOMO SHIT SON OF A BITCH PORCH MONKEY FUCK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS WANK DICKHEAD SHITHEAD TITMOUSE TWISTY VAGINA QUEEF RAPE DUMBASS CLUSTER FUCK SHITTY INBRED NIGGER FUCK BALL SACK MARGARET THATCHER FUCKBAG SUCK A BIG DICK BALL SACK HELL BALLS ASS FEMADOM FLYING FUCK FUCK OFF KIKE SIGMUND FREUD INDIA HAS NUKES BOOBS ASS FUCKER FUCK BUGFUCK HO QUEEF CC PLZ ASSHOLE DICKHEAD BITCH DIRTY SANCHEZ FROG'S FAT ASS WILLY WONKA CLEMEN SHITFUCKER PENIS ON A STICK MOTHERFUCKER HADJI DICKFACE DOG SHIT SHITFUCKER ASS DICKHEAD EMO ALF SHIT BOOBIES BAD MOTHERFUCKER MONKEY SHIT FUCKSTAIN COCKSUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS CLUSTER FUCK FOUR-EYES FUDGEPACKER SHITE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK TAMPONS WANK GOD DAMN HAIL SATAN! PUSSY DIPSHIT SEMEN CHICKEN SHIT PUSSY CUNNILINGUS FUCKHEAD CRAPPY Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! and with the SHITFACE and his SHITFUCKER of girraffes in which LAKE TITICACA while reading about WALRUS SHIT!!!!!!!!!
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A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- CRAP
Article written in the style of its subject This article is FUCK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its GOOK subject. If you do not find it funny CLUSTER FUCK, it is probably because you are an INBRED SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. DONKEY PUNCHER If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a D'OH joke loses its humour MOTHERFUCKER when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so CLEAN DRINKING WATER ignorant, then you wouldn't have EAT MY SHIT! needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! TAMPON IN MY ASS COON DOUCHING MICK NICARAGUA!!!!!I <3 COCK |