Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder MAMA MIA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid LIKE FATHER LIKE SON, sudden CARPET MUNCHER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PISS ARTIST or MOLDY TITS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FELLATIO in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CUNT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKHEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MASTURBATION by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA COMMUNISM IS STUPID words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous POMMIE utterFUCKance of socially TWAT objectionable words).
ASSWIPE Tourette's is CHRISTHUMPER not to be I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! confused with HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BOOBS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DICKFACE random CLEMEN disorientation, culturally-CUNT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GO COUNT YOUR DICK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TURD language, BANGKOK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK FUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? souvenir shoppes and massive SCROTUM quantities SAGGY TITS of ANAL DIABETES SHITCUNTING garbage.
Darnit.
A BIRD SHIT Polite Note to the SAGGY TITS Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CAMEL JOCKEY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCK OFF article MARCH OF FLAMES funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BRITNEY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or VAGINA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FENCE JUMPER.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SUCK COCKS IN HELL! Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of FELCHING Tourrette's sufferers JACKASS swear. You can HOMO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITTY TV, for always focusing on the YOU WANKER bad side of a terrible SAMUEL L. JACKSON thing.
- The main HEIL HITLER! symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WETBACK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DAMN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small YID knee MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is GO COUNT YOUR DICK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DARTH VADER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITFUCKER school for MOTHERFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SLOPE sufferers to become SHOOP DA WHOOP manically depressed and CRAPMUNCHER commit IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! suicide.
- There is no TITS cure, and the FUCK YOU drugs that are available to, "calm" the PIGFUCKER tics often have adverse SHITSLINGING side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TITMOUSE perodol" which caused my entire GYPSY body to go SHIT numb and CUM basically made it NIGGA! worse than HOSER it is without the CUNT drug.
I am an active member of a FIRECROTCH tourette syndrome CUNTING ASSCRACK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating RAPE the FUCK NUGGET public view of Tourettes as a "FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BALLS much much (hand spasms) more...
I am SAND NIGGER sorry for DAGO "hi-jacking" your DICK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CLEMEN this that really TACO annoys me. I am working towards a ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSHAT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be WOODPECKERSHIT, and making fun of a ASSHAT horrible disorder is (not) CUNT funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your INBRED time.
Best LOLCAT regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “KAFFIR” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese COMMUNISM IS STUPID reply
As LHASA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are WIKIPEDIA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill 1984 Westerners show is not an TIBET effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBET degenerate capitalist culture in those NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS countries. When showing GOOGLE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust HUMAN RIGHTS in countries DISSIDENTS leadership, those problems does not RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! byproduct of your I LIKE BUSH capitalist society GRASS MUD HORSE.
Li Chiang “CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST” Wen
P.S. MALARKY Regards to Andrew FUCKING Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply
As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you HIV NEGATIVE remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?
Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BLUE PENIS! saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my PIGFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine LIKE FATHER LIKE SON Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are PENIS ON A BUN and JIZZ playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FELCHING music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKING JUMP! BAND WITH 4 DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DOUCHETITS HORSE! LIKE FATHER LIKE SON IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO LIKE FATHER LIKE SON'S HOUSE
How DAMN to POLACK cure FUCKER the GOD DAMMIT Tourette's BIBLE BASHER Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment BITCH for ARSEBADGERS Tourette's JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS Syndrome SHITCUNTING is PISSHOLE following BASTARD these ASS rules MOTHERFUCKER in SHIT order:
- 1: Avoid DICKWAD immature ASSRAMMER little ASS kids,
- 2: Count to JACKASS within SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM 10 FAGseconds,
- 3: Do not open your WIGGER SCUMBAG MILF nor ASSHAT talk,
- 4: Tell AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS yourself you ASSHOLE don't ANUSCAKE have SPANK THE MONKEY this GENITALIA disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK INCEST WITH NASTY FELCHING DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the LIKE FATHER LIKE SON last straw BUTTFUCKER!
I fucking put IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD' my comment at the TOP OF THE HEIL HITLER! PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MASTURBATION the TOP OF FUCKFACE THIS FUCKTARD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST offensive. NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER!. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITSLINGING people who try JAP to battle CLIT'INCEST that tight-ass FUCKTARD 17-year-WOODPECKERSHIT—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DONKEY PUNCHER it now, but someone said EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA' DIPSHIT ASSFACE'JUSTIN BIEBER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GOD DAMMIT is a laughing WANKER matter. Plus there CLEVELAND STEAMER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on YOU WANKER Uncyclopedia, there are FUCK articles SPIC about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA stuff. So BLUE PENIS! that means COCKGOBLIN stop getting mad at the NAZI first part too and SONNY BILL WILLIAMS talking about the INBRED letter that it's BIRD SHIT mocking (what I AM CORNHOLIO! letter? I don't even know what PIGFUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian BUTTFUCKER hi self SHITE even made a really BUGGER good point. "It's PORCH MONKEY nothing more FUCKTARD from a head nod to a BUGGER knee tick". FUCKWIT. Which I'll add DAMN onto MICK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CHIGGER suffer that PIECE OF SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PENIS ON A BUN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to YID be, because if I were a PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article VAGINA hilarious. If you ASS Want facts, go on GENITALIA Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BULLCRAP be offended, don't read WIENER the freaking MARCH OF FLAMES article anyway.
SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GOD DAMN SHITTY MOZILLA FIREFOX I'LL RAPE YOU PENIS RECTUM RAIDER DAMN IT HOMO MOZILLA FIREFOX
DIPSHIT DYKE SLOPE WIGGER HELL FUCKING A RAGHEAD BIG FOOT FLYING RAT'S ASS RAPE TWAT FUCKWIT BASTARD KAFFIR JERK OFF CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN BUNG-HOLE DIPSHIT O CANADA NIGGER MICK BOYCOTT VIACOM! CUNNILINGUS VENEREAL DISEASE DOUCHETITS CONDOMS PIGFUCKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CHOAD FUCKHEAD SOD CC PLZ SPIC AUTOFELLATIO BITCH GO HOME AND DIE WANK GOD DAMN JUSTIN BIEBER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CROTCH PENISBIRD SHIT NIPPLES FUCKHEAD SHITE BUKKAKE SCUMBUCKET FUCK HELL SHITE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JIGGABOO PISS MASTURBATION ASSWIPE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHIT DUMBASS WALRUS SHIT CRAPPY SUGARTITS GOD DAMMIT HATE HATE HAT ART METAL PRODUCTS POMMIE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DUNE COON CONDOMS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSFACE PRICK SEX FOUR-EYES GOAT DICK DOG FUCKER MONKEY SHIT INBRED PRICK BLOWJOB JIGGABOO FUCKSTAIN COCKSMOKER SHIT GOOK FASHION BUG BITCH FUCK ABO FUCKER DAMN PENIS WOODPECKERSHIT BONER ASSRAMMER FUCKFACE CUNT LAPPER DAMN DOUCHE WARNER MUSIC GROUP WARNER MUSIC GROUP REDSKIN POMMIE FUCKWIT SHIT PRICK ASS CUNTING ASSCRACK TUBA GOD DAMN DAMN DICKHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE RAT'S ASS CLEVELAND STEAMER D'OH MASTURBATION DAMN REDNECK FAG I WILL END YOU! CUNNILINGUS PENIS ON A BUN BOOBS HONKY DAMN FUCKING A CHICKEN SHIT DAMMIT BUGGER OFF FUDGEPACKER GENITALIA GOD DAMMIT PISS OFF MY ASS GO HOME AND DIE SMEG BASTARD CLUSTER FUCK EMO POMMIE DUMBASS SHITSLINGING FUCKER CUNTBUCKET JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JACK OFF CUNTBUCKET TWAT GENITALIA IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PISS JERK OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SIGMUND FREUD CLUSTER FUCK BELLEND WINDOWS VISTA ARSE LICK PUSSY ASSCRACK HOMO BANGKOK FUCK SEX IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK YOU DIRTY SANCHEZ FAGGOT CHINK BLUE PENIS! ASS NIGGER YID KNOBJOCKEY FUCK NUGGET DONKEY PUNCHER NIHILISM BITCH GO COUNT YOUR DICK DAMN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CHRISTHUMPER BIG FOOT GO COUNT YOUR DICK PISSHOLE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS HOT GRITS DOG SHIT CUNTYMINTS SHITSKIN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHITE COCK GOD DAMN BATMAN & ROBIN FELCHING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BASTARD YOUR MOM PUSSY CLIT DICKHEAD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CUNT CUNT WANK [Insert silly non-swear here] PUSSYLICKER VAGINA JACKASS SHIT PENIS ON A BUN ANUSCAKE JESSE McCARTNEY PISS POO POO BLOWJOB JAP YID FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS PRICK POLACK SPANK THE MONKEY WANK CUNT FRIG POMMIE KIKE JACKASS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT NIGNOG DUNE COON CAMEL FUCKER BUGFUCK DILDO CLEMEN DAMMIT ARSE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DAMN PENIS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TWAT COCK ASS PISS OFF MY ASS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BALL SACK CHIGGER MONKEY SHIT DEMOCRACY ASS POLACK HITLER HUMAN RIGHTS NIPPLES BONER CUNT BUTT PIRATE AMERICA'S GREAT! OLD CHRIST OF A BITCH CHOAD KISSER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! DAMN SOD OFF DAMN FUCKING THONG TASTER FUCKTARD TAMPONS BALL SACK CRAP ON A STICK BEANER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BUGGER OFF ALF ASSHOLE TITS & DICKS YOUR MOM DOUCHEBAG NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SEX GOBSHITE DICK CHICKEN SHITTY ASSCRACK FUCKING FUCKING JUMP! FUCKING JUMP! AY-AY-AY SHITSLINGING MICK BIRD SHIT CHOAD AY-AY-AY JERK OFF GOOK INBRED BIGNOSE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS COCKSUCKER LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT DIPSHIT SHITTY SCROTUM SCUMBUCKET PENIS ON A BUN SHITHEAD HATE HATE HAT FUCKER NEGRO DIPSHIT PENIS ASS LICKER DAMMIT WIKIPEDIA RUSKIE CHIGGER HELL FUCKING A CHICKEN SHIT FUCKFACE BUGFUCK SHIT NIGGER FUCKING DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK SPUNK BITCH CUNT TACO LIMEY IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DICKHEAD HOLY DUMB FUCK MASTURBATION CUNT FRAK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? JERK OFF ASS POTTYMOUTH TITTIES BUTT PIRATE CRAP ON A STICK PEDOPHILIA BOB SAGET BATMAN & ROBIN YOU WANKER ASSHAT BIG FOOT CUNNILINGUS HEAVEN ASSHOLE DICKHEAD FUCK COCK BALL SACK FUCK BUDDHISM WIENER DONKEY PUNCHER SEX CHOAD CHINK SIGMUND FREUD PISS ARTIST IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WHORE JOHN SMILEY FACE BOOBIES DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! REDNECK SON OF A BITCH JENKEM ASSBANDIT AMERICAN SPELLING JIZZ SAND NIGGER SHITTY SHAKOPEE CLIT ASSHOLE TITTIES MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! HITLER ALEX TREBEK BOB SAGET ASSCRACK WARNER MUSIC GROUP CUNT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE FUCK ASSWIPE ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! FUCKWIT POLACK COLGATE FUCKFACE SOD BIRD SHIT FUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS TWAT SUCK A BIG DICK CUNT POTTYMOUTH BITCH FEWMETS JESSE McCARTNEY CUNTYMINTS WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASS FASCIST ASSHAT ASSFACE HAIL SATAN! BITCH FUCKWIT SEMPRINI DICKHEAD CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SHITFACE SON OF A BITCH BEAVER COCKSHITTER FUCK BEAVER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TIT SPRINKLES FUCK YOU JOHN ELWAY TITS EMO DICKHEAD WHITE RIGHTS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSRAPING LENS CRAFTERS [expletive deleted] ASSHAT PENIS BIRD SHIT BUTT-HOLE WANK DILDO SHITE SAGGY TITS GIVING HEAD TITMOUSE SHITFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS RAPE FUCKHEAD MOCKIE DUMBASS RUSTY TROMBONE SCROTUM YUKKY DOODY PIGFUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SPUNK PORCH MONKEY SHITFUCKER SPUNK BEAVER CHOAD HUEY P. NEWTON SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FROG GRAPE PENIS DIPSHIT VAGINA CUNTSWILLING TITWANK ASSFACE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PEDOPHILIA SAND NIGGER DONKEY PUNCHER ASSCRACK BASTARD TITTIES SUCK MY DICK BIG FOOT PUSSY DAMMIT SHITFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT ASS FASCIST ASSHAT FUCKFACE AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BASTARD POMMIE CHINK CLIT FUCKSTAIN MAMA MIA SEX HORSE SHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BUTTFUCKER BALL SACK FUCK FUCKHEAD HELL COCKSMOKER WANK JAP DICKHEAD CUNT JACK OFF POLACK DAMNATION ASSHOLE COON GANGBANG FUCK YOU FUCK POLACK MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S ASS WIENER FUCKER PISS OFF JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST GENITALIA CUNT PISS OFF MY ASS CRAPPY UNITED KINGDOM SHITFUCKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT JAP DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITSKIN BALL SACK PRICK HONKY TWO-INCH PENIS BASTARD REDSKIN FUCK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM PENISFUCK FUCK MILF DUMBASS HITLER SHITE HELL VANITY PAGES ROCK WOMEN'S RIGHTS RAPE DONKEY DICK BALLS TAMPONS CAMEL FUCKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS JAP CUNT BASTARD QUEEF GOD DAMMIT ASSHAT FUCK RAT'S ASS RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD BELGIUM SHITSLINGING THONG TASTER PUSSYLICKER FUCKSTAIN JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT TAMPONS MASTURBATION TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCKTARD BAD MOTHERFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS SUCK MY DICK FUCKSTAIN BIGNOSE BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT ASSHOLE WOODPECKERSHIT ALF SON OF A BITCH CROTCH TOWELHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PUSSY COMMUNISM IS STUPID ANAL DUNE COON HOLY DUMB FUCK CONDOMS MOZILLA FIREFOX PISS HELL PUSSY TITTIES NIPPLES ASSRAPING NEGRO BUTT PIRATE PIGFUCKER CRAPMUNCHER RAPE TOTAL PEARL NECKLACE CAUCASIANS STRAWBERRY ASS PISS FLYING FUCK FUCKER LAKE TITICACA DAMN IT ASS FASCIST DOG SHIT ANAL DIABETES FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FUCKHEAD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKING ABO DICK LAKE TITICACA DAMMIT REDSKIN BOOBS WANKSPLAT MOTHERFUCKER PISS OFF D'OH JACKASS GOD DAMN DIPSHIT DOT HEAD PENIS FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD RAPE BITCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BANGKOK GOD DAMMIT SHIT BLUMPKIN TOWELHEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DUMBASS PISS OFF FAG FAG ASS TENTACLE RAPE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BASTARD ASSFACE YOU WANKER TRANNY DIRTY SANCHEZ WHORE DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ARSE EXTRA LONG PENIS CAPTAIN CRUNCH ASSFACE SHITBALLS DAGO WHITE RIGHTS SHIT CARPET MUNCHER NIGGER ASSHOLE DICKHEAD ASSFACE FIST FUCK INCEST BUGGER OFF I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! GO HOME AND DIE TAMPONS BULLSHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ASS FASCIST WOODPECKERSHIT DAMN ASS PISS OFF MY ASS CHICKEN SHIT CHOAD WIGGER ASSWIPE ASSHOLE TITWANK MOTHERFUCKER MOCCASINS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH TITWANK FELLATIO FUCK FUDGEPACKER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS MARGARET THATCHER HONKY BOOBS WOODPECKERSHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS WANK MONKEY BALLS JOHNNY CUM SCUMBUCKET BUKKAKE SHITFUCKER TIT SPRINKLES FUCK OFF BUTTFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU CUNTRAG FUCKWIT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME JACKASS DOUCHETITS JAP BULLSHIT FELCHING ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASSWIPE COCK CHICKEN SHIT ASSCRACK DICKWAD FUCK YOU TWAT HELL BOOBIES VAGINA FUCKSTAIN FUCK SAGGY TITS HO BOB SAGET MOTHERFUCKER CROTCH JACKASS SHIT FROG FUCK A DUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CRACKER FUCKING JUMP! BONER BASTARD BOOBS SHAKOPEE GOOK BONER GIVING HEAD BULLSHIT JIGGABOO DOUCHE NAZI INBRED DONALD RUMSFELD CAMEL JOCKEY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX WANK FRIG NIGGER TITWANK DIPSHIT PISS ARTIST SHIT DOUCHEBAG WANK MOZILLA FIREFOX MORGAN TSVANGIRAI CAMEL JOCKEY ROSIE O'DONNELL PISS ARTIST HELLFUCKER LET'S SHIT SCUMBAG INCEST BITCH ABO BALL SACK FLYING RAT'S ASS CLEMEN TACO MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT DOUCHE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FIRECROTCH SHITCOCK DAMN TITS FUCKTARD RECTUM RAIDER MONKEY'S UNCLE STEVE BALLMER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DAMN IT TITS CUM REDSKIN BUKKAKE SHITFUCKER ASSFACE JAP LOGJAMMER D'OH CLEMEN DICKHEAD TWAT FIRECROTCH GENITALIA SHIT BULLCRAP DUMBASS GIVING HEAD SOD OFF DICKFACE LIMEY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SEX CLUSTER FUCK BASTARD WANK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK TITWANK BONER TITS & DICKS YOU WANKER CUNT BUTTFUCKER BOOBIES DICK CHICKEN BONER EARS OF CHRIST JIZZ PECKERHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BULLSHIT INBRED ASSHAT SHITFUCKER BIGNOSE FUCK A DUCK DICKHEAD CHRISTHUMPER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST TITTIES FUCKWIT MONKEY SHIT CHOAD KISSER I WILL END YOU! HOSER FUCKSTAIN HELL TOWELHEAD CUM DAMN IT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT WANK BUKKAKE JACKASS DAMN IT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PISS OFF JUNGLE BUNNY SUCK COCKS IN HELL! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
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- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
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SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See BALLS also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- GOD DAMMIT
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is YID funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its TITTIES subject. If you do not find it funny BONER, it is probably because you are an INBRED BUTT PIRATE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. DONKEY PUNCHER If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CHIGGER joke loses its humour BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so JENKEM ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCKING FUCKFUCKER needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! 666 NICARAGUA GUMDROPS BAT FUCK INSANE DOG SHIT!!!!!I <3 COCK |
