Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BLUMPKIN neurochemical FUCK disorder PIECE OF SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK OFF, sudden TURD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements YOU WANKER or PIGFUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BALL SACK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SEMEN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SUCK MY COCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FELCHING by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DUMBASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ALEX TREBEK HOSER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CHRISTHUMPER utterFUCKance of socially BITCH objectionable words).
JOHNNY Tourette's is SCROTUM not to be TITTIES confused with DOUCHE NAZI Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FLYING FUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FELCHING random PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! disorientation, culturally-FIST FUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CROTCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DICK CHICKEN language, YID and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK YOU FRIG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky RAT'S ASS souvenir shoppes and massive JENKEM quantities AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI of ANAL DIABETES CHICKEN FRIES garbage.
Darnit.
A FUCK Polite Note to the GRINGO Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have KU KLUX KLAN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FROG'S FAT ASS article PENIS ON A STICK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BALLS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SOD OFF changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SUCK MY COCK.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITSKIN Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of ASS Tourrette's sufferers TUBA swear. You can JESUS FUCKING CHRIST blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PIECE OF SHIT TV, for always focusing on the FUCKHEAD bad side of a terrible FUCK A DUCK thing.
- The main IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JACKASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DICKHEAD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small 666 knee SHITFUCKER NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is CUNT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASSHAT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
school for BASKETBALL something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage I WILL KILL YOU! sufferers to become DICKWAD manically depressed and BUGFUCK commit BASTARD suicide.
- There is no TACO cure, and the FUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the FRITZ tics often have adverse NIGGER TITS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BASTARD perodol" which caused my entire DEVELOPERS! body to go BOOBIES numb and MOTHERFUCKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than DOG SHIT it is without the FUCKSTAIN drug.
I am an active member of a GRINGO tourette syndrome ANUSCAKE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BUGGER OFF the DICKWAD public view of Tourettes as a "BEAVER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITFUCKER much much (hand spasms) more...
I am NIGGER sorry for POTTYMOUTH "hi-jacking" your DILDO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like COCKSTUFFER this that really GO HOME AND DIE annoys me. I am working towards a CARPET MUNCHER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CUNTBUCKET article. Remember, everything here is meant to be YID, and making fun of a ASSRAMMER horrible disorder is (not) JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GANGBANG time.
Best BULLSHIT regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “INBRED” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese NORTH KOREA reply
As DISSIDENTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are AAAAAAAAA! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill LHASA Westerners show is not an CENSORSHIP effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! degenerate capitalist culture in those UIGURS countries. When showing INDIA HAS NUKES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHT WING in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not POISON IN BABY FORMULA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GOOGLE byproduct of your FALUN GONG capitalist society RIVER CRABS SUCK.
Li Chiang “SLITTY EYES” Wen
P.S. YUKY DOODY Regards to Andrew TITTYWANK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply
As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?
Mpopo “HIV NEGATIVE” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HELL saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine FUCK OFF Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are SHIT and ASSFACE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CHRISTHUMPER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKING A BAND WITH 4 INBRED MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BLISTERING BARNACLES HORSE! FUCK OFF IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCK OFF'S HOUSE
How FUCKING to FUCKER cure FENCE JUMPER the FROG Tourette's HELL Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment GO HOME AND DIE for MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE Tourette's SHITFACE Syndrome DIPSHIT is DONKEY PUNCHER following BANGKOK these MOCCASINS rules DONKEY DICK in ASSRAMMER order:
- 1: Avoid FUCKSTAIN immature ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP little BITCH kids,
- 2: Count to BEAVER within 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT 10 CRACKERseconds,
- 3: Do not open your BITCH CUNTYMINTS WOMEN'S RIGHTS nor BOOBS talk,
- 4: Tell PECKERHEAD yourself you DUMBASS don't FUCKFACE have MALARKY this TOSSER disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TOSSER WITH NASTY DOG FUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ABO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the FUCK OFF last straw IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK!
I fucking put PORCUPINE'S BALLS' my comment at the TOP OF THE BITCH PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASSWIPE the TOP OF BASTARD THIS NIGNOG ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE offensive. DOUCHE NAZI. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to GENITALIA people who try TUBA to battle HELL'FELLATIO that tight-ass MONKEY SHIT 17-year-EMO—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JESUS FUCKING CHRIST it now, but someone said FUCK OFF' MOCKIE SPIC'PEARL NECKLACE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHITTY is a laughing NIGGER matter. Plus there CLUSTERFUCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TITS Uncyclopedia, there are CLEVELAND STEAMER articles RAT'S COCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching WOODPECKERSHIT stuff. So CAUCASIANS that means SEX stop getting mad at the DONKEY PUNCHER first part too and SAND NIGGER talking about the PISS ARTIST letter that it's FUCKFACE mocking (what TITS letter? I don't even know what TWAT the heck you're talking about). Adrian YOU WANKER hi self JOHNNY even made a really BUGGER good point. "It's ASSHAT nothing more GOD DAMN from a head nod to a GOAT DICK knee tick". BLOWJOB. Which I'll add FELLATIO onto YOU WANKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't POLESMOKER suffer that DAGO much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes 30 CASES OF PICKLES it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to HEIL HITLER! be, because if I were a ASSFACE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CUNNILINGUS hilarious. If you DOUGHNUT PUNCHER Want facts, go on FENCE JUMPER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CLUSTERFUCK be offended, don't read PENISFUCK the freaking FELCHING article anyway.
BALLS NEGRO MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS GOD DAMMIT SON OF A BITCH JAP JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GRINGO AUTOFELLATIO OSTRICH MY ASS
WILLY WONKA SOD OFF CONDOMS FUCK FUCKSTAIN SHITE AUTOFELLATIO SHIT BUTTFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU HEIL HITLER! TURD FUCKTARD BELGIUM BEAVER WIKIPEDIA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CAMEL FUCKER CUNT DIPSHIT FUCK DICK TITS RANDY TRAVIS GOD DAMMIT BUKKAKE FUCK OFF PENIS KAFFIR BUGFUCK BASTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS I AM CORNHOLIO! ASSFACE IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU JIZZ CRAPPY MARCH OF FLAMES NAZI GOD DAMN DEMOCRACY BUTT PIRATE DIPSHIT LIMEY DOUCHEBAG NECROPHILIA RAT'S COCK ROSIE O'DONNELL SOD OFF TOSSER HO DOUCHE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ASSRAPING GOD BLESS AMERICA JENKEM BASTARD TITS CRAPMUNCHER INBRED WANK QUEEF DUNE COON FRENCH TICKLER FUCK OFF DIPSHIT THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE TAFFY GOD DAMN ASSHOLE BONER BASTARD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! [expletive deleted] CUM DOODIE HEAD BUTT-FOR-BRAINS MARGARET THATCHER DICK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BLOWJOB CAMEL JOCKEY MALL SANTA SHITSLINGING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHOOP DA WHOOP POLAK FRIG BASTARD SUCK MY COCK ASSHOLE SHITBALLS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ANUSCAKE ASSCRACK SHITPISSER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS JAP WALRUS SHIT DAMN FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CUNNILINGUS JAP DOM DeLUISE POMMIE CANNED QUOTE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ASS CUM CHICKEN FRIES COCKGOBLIN I WILL KILL YOU! VENEREAL DISEASE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! MONKEY BALLS CONDOMS [expletive deleted] CRAP ON A STICK ASSWIPE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SON OF A BITCH ABORTIONS FOR ALL RAGHEAD BITCH BUGGER BASTARD WOODPECKERSHIT POLESMOKER CRAP ON A STICK FUCKSTAIN I WILL KILL YOU! P'KANG AUTOFELLATIO CLUSTERFUCK RECTUM RAIDER SHITE TOSSER FUCKING A ASS BASTARD FUCK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BUGFUCK INBRED TITTIES DUMBASS SEMEN JACKASS POMMIE GO COUNT YOUR DICK PENIS SCUMBUCKET PIECE OF SHIT HELLFUCKER WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS WILLY WONKA ASS LICKER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM FUCKSTAIN FROG'S FAT ASS DUMBASS [expletive deleted] GANGBANG OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKING FUCKER LET'S SHIT NEOPETS I WILL END YOU! LAKE TITICACA PISS OFF GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SPUNK [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] ASSFACE ARSE BITCH SCUMBAG NIPPLES 666 SCROTUM RUSTY TROMBONE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FELLATIO TACO ASSHAT FAGGOT EMO KIKE LIMEY PISS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BALLS MOCKIE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! BULLSHIT HENTAI JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKSTAIN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ORGASM CONDOMS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SCROTUM ASSBANDIT BUGFUCK SPUNK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FAGGOT BLOWJOB DICKFACE FUCK MILF COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DICK JOHN ELWAY PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS PISS OFF CLEMEN DICKLICK BEAVER FIRECROTCH JENKEM FUDGEPACKER DAMNATION FLYING FUCK CUNTRAG BITCH CUM FUCK NUGGET TOWELHEAD BITCH WANK KIKE PAKI FUCKHEAD [Insert stupid word you just made up here] JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKER BOLLOCKS CHOAD FELCHING SHITFACE WHORE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN ANAL DIABETES ORGASM PISS ARSE PIG I AM CORNHOLIO! FROG BULLSHIT GRINGO SHITTY BULLSHIT INCEST AUTOFELLATIO MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SUITCASE PENIS GOAT DICK DICKHEAD PEDOPHILIA FUCK OFF INCEST TITS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE YOU WANKER HOMO [expletive deleted] MOCKIE CONAN O'BRIAN YID YOU WANKER DAMN KRAUT WOP FROG'S FAT ASS DIPSHIT VAGINA BUTTFUCKER CUNTSWILLING I'LL RAPE YOU DONKEY DICK JACKASS BITCH SHIT JACKASS SHIT HELLFIRE FUCKTARD SAND NIGGER PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! BITCH AY-AY-AY PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASS FASCIST FUCKFACE MOLDY TITS ASSRAPING FUCKER VAGINA DICK PENISPENISPENIS!!! RAGHEAD PISS ARTIST FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER DAMN DOT HEAD RUSKIE DAMN IT JIZZ BOOBS DAMMIT TWAT FUCKBAG CUNT SHITE LOGJAMMER BITCH DICK TITS DOUCHEBAG FUCKFACE HOLY DUMB FUCK CROTCH SHIT HADJI BONG FUCK DAMN IT INBRED WETBACK DOUCHING CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CANNED QUOTE SHITCOCK MARCH OF FLAMES FLYING FUCK ASSHAT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! MACACA FUCKTARD ASSHOLE 666 DICK TITS WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKING FUCK FUCKING JUMP! BUGGER FELLATIO BULLSHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS CHOAD BASTARD SUCK MY COCK SUITCASE PENIS BULLCRAP FUCK RAPE GOD DAMN PEDOPHILIA DOUCHEBAG AUTOFELLATIO CONDOMS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE HOSER I RAPE WALRUSES! CUNNILINGUS SHITFUCKER HADJI DONKEY PUNCHER DIPSHIT DAMN DEMOCRACY PENISBIRD RAT'S ASS MILF FUCK MALL SANTA ASS CLEVELAND STEAMER ABO WIENER FUCKING JUMP! SHITE EXTRA LONG PENIS MOTHERFUCKER FAGGOT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! LOLCAT NICARAGUA CUNT TITS & DICKS HELLFUCKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! JENKEM FUCKBAG HELL SMEG CHOAD KISSER RAT'S ASS COON DUMBASS BASTARD FAG BEAVER TENTACLE RAPE SHITE BITCH SHITE GO COUNT YOUR DICK CHRIS CHAN BELLEND BUTTFUCKER DAMN CUNT GOD DAMMIT FUCK OFF CUNNILINGUS BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU CUNTING ASSCRACK PRICK BUNG-HOLE CHICKEN SHIT BITCH INDIA HAS NUKES BOOBIES GANGBANG PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CHING CHONG CHINK CUNT MONKEY BALLS PENIS RAT'S ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ GYPSY CUNT BULLSHIT RUSKIE BITCH NORTH KOREA FUCKWIT CUNT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK A DUCK O KURWA! suck my mothers NIPPLES CHIGGER FUCKER HONKY I RAPE WALRUSES! 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PEDOPHILIA COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKWIT suck my mothers ASS TOWELHEAD BUGGER OFF CLUSTERFUCK POTTYMOUTH 666 FUCK SHITSLINGING DAMN SHIT MARGARET THATCHER pen0r PIG DOUCHEBAG I'LL RAPE YOU BASTARD DICKHEAD FUCK HORSE SHIT PENIS BITCH COON HOMO HADJI WOP WANKSPLAT DIPSHIT BULLSHIT BASTARD FUCK YOU MOCCASINS DICK FUCKER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DAMN RAT'S ASS PISS UP MY ARSE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK AUTOFELLATIO FUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER CRACKER PRICK CRACKER DICK IN A BOX DONKEY PUNCHER DOUCHING JIZZ WANK D'OH NIGGER DICK BITCH ASS WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS POLACK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MOCKIE KEEP JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BALL SACK SHITTY BOOBS FUCK ASSWIPE COCKGOBLIN RAPE JACKASS GOD DAMMIT SHITSLINGING BIGNOSE BUGFUCK CRAPMUNCHER FUCK YOU NIGNOG WETBACK DIPSHIT BONER PEDOPHILIA ORGASM CUNNILINGUS DICKHEAD ARSE SHITSLIDE CAPTAIN CRUNCH EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITFACE SHIT REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE BOOBIES TITWANK MOLDY TITS DUNE COON I'LL RAPE YOU BRITAIN TITS & DICKS NEGRO FUCKSTAIN TITTIES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PORCH MONKEY O CANADA FLYING FUCK SHITTY FELCHING SCUMBAG PEEPEE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CUNT CRAPPER WALRUS SHIT FUCK RAT'S COCK GYPSY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SUCK A BIG DICK TITS & DICKS POTTYMOUTH MASTURBATION HELLFUCKER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM JERK OFF FUCKING FUCKSTAIN CLUSTERFUCK DAMNATION DICKFACE GOD DAMMIT RAPE DOUCHE JOHNNY WIENER FELLATIO FUCKHEAD SHITHEAD WETBACK BASTARD CUM LENS CRAFTERS WINDOWS VISTA SHITTY JOHNNY GANGBANG PUSSY ASSCRACK ASS PENISBIRD SHITTY BEAVER MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY TWO-INCH PENIS PIGFUCKER COCKGOBLIN PUSSY HOMO SAGGY TITS INCEST GO HOME AND DIE WHORE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ANAL JIGGABOO GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT POTTYMOUTH HOT GRITS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! WIGGER ALF CLUSTERFUCK CUNT PENIS YOU WANKER PRICK ASS FUCK NUGGET SEX CUNTSWILLING CROTCH FUCKTARD CUNTING ASSCRACK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BIRD SHIT YOU WANKER DAMN AUTOFELLATIO CAMEL FUCKER CUNT CRAPPER FUCKING JUMP! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DAMN CANNED QUOTE FAG PISS OFF PRICK POLAK TIMBER NIGGER BULLSHIT SON OF A BITCH CRAP DILDO JAP SHITTY PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! SHITSLINGING FUCKER BULLSHIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FAGGOT SHITFUCKER CHIGGER MALARKY CLIT ASSHAT PUSSY SHITFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT SON OF A BITCH WIGGER GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCK FUCKFACE KNOBJOCKEY BASTARD JUMPING JESUS!!! WANK PEARL NECKLACE {{USERNAME}} SHITE [expletive deleted] GOBSHITE AMERICA ONLINE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS BUGGER KRAUT DICK HORSE SHIT PENIS ON A STICK HENTAI BULLSHIT WANKSPLAT SIGMUND FREUD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WIENER SHITHEAD I RAPE WALRUSES! PIGFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS PIECE OF SHIT SHITCOCK ASS EARS OF CHRIST DAMN ASSCRACK SHIT TWAT PEEPEE BASTARD PIECE OF SHIT FUCKTARD COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
SLOPE YID TAMPONS SPANK THE MONKEY HORSE SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER WANK ASSHAT TITWANK KIKE FRITZ Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive PENIS and with the ASSHOLE and his CUM of girraffes in which DAMNATION while reading about WOP!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See DAMN also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- BITCH
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is FUCK YOU funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BITCH subject. If you do not find it funny DYKE, it is probably because you are an INBRED DAMMIT ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a WOP joke loses its humour HOMO when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so WIENER ignorant, then you wouldn't have MOTHERFUCKER needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FUCKING HAIL SATAN! ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKER ASSHOLE!!!!!I <3 COCK |
