Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SPIC'JACKASS'PISS'ASS LICKER'DICKWAD'GYPSY'FUCKWIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a SHIT look at the NIGNOG talk page of this BULLSHIT article for notes or discussion before WANKSPLAT editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or YID neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSHAT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HELL, sudden SHITFACE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PICKANINNY or DOUCHE NAZI vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHIT LIKE A HORSE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BRUSH MA TEETH way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITCOCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BIG FOOT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JIGGABOO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DIPSHIT DICKFACE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GOD DAMMIT utterFUCKance of socially ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MORGAN TSVANGIRAI television programs to address BIGNOSE Tourette's syndrome.

SHITE Tourette's is BOLLOCKS not to be FUCK confused with BONG Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CUNT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITPISSER random HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS disorientation, culturally-JOHNNY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HELL language, SAND NIGGER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CLEVELAND STEAMER AY-AY-AY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HOLY DUMB FUCK souvenir shoppes and massive COLGATE quantities FUCKSTAIN of ANAL DIABETES MOTHERFUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A CUNTBUCKET Polite Note to the SHITE Author:

The SPUNK Tourette's FLYING RAT'S ASS Research Institute was BITCH founded to FUCKTARD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FAG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCK OFF article BOOBS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and WANKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CLIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance RECTUM RAIDER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JACKASS SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HORSE PENIS Tourrette's sufferers SHIT swear. You can TWAT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BULLCRAP TV, for always focusing on the I AM CORNHOLIO! bad side of a terrible ASSHAT thing.
• The main SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TOWELHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TONY LA RUSSA' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FLOWERS knee DIPSHIT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DAMMIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JACK OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ART METAL PRODUCTS school for SWIMMING POOL something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PISS ARTIST sufferers to become BITCH manically depressed and GOBSHITE commit RAT'S ASS suicide.
• There is no HOMO cure, and the WOMEN'S RIGHTS drugs that are available to, "calm" the BEAVER tics often have adverse SHITTING DICK NIPPLES side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITFUCKER perodol" which caused my entire PISS ARTIST body to go ASS numb and SHITBALLS basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKSTAIN it is without the FRIG drug.

I am an active member of a CUNTYMINTS tourette syndrome BASTARD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FELCHMONKEY the JOHN SMILEY FACE public view of Tourettes as a "MOLDY TITS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SOD OFF sorry for LOLCAT "hi-jacking" your BUTTFUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASSHAT this that really SHITCOCK annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKWIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ANAL article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HELL, and making fun of a SON OF A BITCH horrible disorder is (not) 666 funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MOTHERFUCKER time.

Best CUNTRAG regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DOG FUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PRINCE PHILIP reply

As I LIKE BUSH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DALAI LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBET Westerners show is not an BUDDHIST MONK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBETAN BUDDHISM countries. When showing HUMAN RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust HUMAN RIGHTS in countries UIGURS leadership, those problems does not VOTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHT WING byproduct of your TIANENMEN SQUARE capitalist society 1984.

Li Chiang “PRINCE PHILIP” Wen

P.S. ASSBANDIT Regards to Andrew GRIS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM bastard who wrote this article. You can DAMN punch him if you FUCK want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIV NEGATIVE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIV NEGATIVE offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with UNITED KINGDOM hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PISS saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine HELL Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHITSKIN and SHITSLINGING playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHITCOCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HONKY BAND WITH 4 ASSWIPE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BELLEND HORSE! HELL IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO HELL'S HOUSE

How CUM to ASSCRACK cure JACK OFF the EXTRA LONG PENIS Tourette's FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE for IN SACREMENT Tourette's FUCKTARD Syndrome YOU WANKER is JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS following ASS these TOURETTE'S IS FUN rules JIGGABOO in TURD order:

• 1: Avoid POMMIE immature SOD OFF little DICKHEAD kids,
• 2: Count to FUCK within PENISBIRD 10 I FUCKED KIM JONG-ILseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCKER FUCK A DUCK BLOWJOB nor SAGGY TITS talk,
• 4: Tell SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS yourself you CAPTAIN CRUNCH don't HOT GRITS have ASS this MONKEY'S UNCLE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SAND NIGGER WITH NASTY BUTTFUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the HELL last straw DOG FUCKER!

I fucking put FEWMETS' my comment at the TOP OF THE RAT'S ASS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHIT the TOP OF TWISTY VAGINA THIS NEGRO ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be YOU WANKER offensive. WANKSPLAT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WANK people who try PRICK to battle BIGNOSE'LET'S SHIT that tight-ass FUCK 17-year-CHINK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNT it now, but someone said HONKY' WHITE PEOPLE CUNT'CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS is a laughing PEARL NECKLACE matter. Plus there SHITCUNTING was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNT Uncyclopedia, there are BULLSHIT articles BUKKAKE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHIT stuff. So SHITTY that means DICK stop getting mad at the DOG SHIT first part too and FELLATIO talking about the CRAP letter that it's HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS mocking (what BLISTERING BARNACLES letter? I don't even know what FUCKING FUCKFUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK hi self WINDOWS VISTA even made a really I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! good point. "It's BALL SACK nothing more HOMO from a head nod to a PUNANI knee tick". INCEST. Which I'll add INBRED onto BALLS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASSWIPE suffer that FEWMETS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CUNT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKING A be, because if I were a BOOBS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GOATSE hilarious. If you DICK IN A BOX Want facts, go on DOODIE HEAD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSHAT be offended, don't read HITLER the freaking SUCK COCKS IN HELL! article anyway.

I WILL KILL YOU! BUTT-HOLE BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCK YOU RAT'S ASS FUCKWIT GOD DAMN GRUE RAPE FUCKBAG JACKASS

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NIGGER WANK ASS LICKER COCKSUCKER BLOWJOB HELL INCEST FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS NAZI BASTARD MARGARET THATCHER GOATSE WHORE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA NIGGER PICKANINNY TITTIES BULLSHIT DAMN IT FUCKFACE DAMN SPIC YOGHURT CANNON FLYING RAT'S ASS SOD CROTCH NI MASTURBATION BUNG-HOLE DOUCHEBAG DICKHEAD ANAL KAFFIR GRAPE PENIS BUTT PIRATE HELL KRAUT GRIS FUCKING A MARGARET THATCHER SNUFF PORN ASSHAT DUMBASS SHITTY POMMIE CHICKEN FRIES FUCKER GENITALIA SPUNK NIPPLES WANKER CRAPPY FROG JACK OFF MONKEY'S UNCLE CUNT CRAPPER SPANK THE MONKEY SHITBALLS DICK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WOP WANK PISS ARTIST BITCH PIECE OF SHIT WETBACK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! TURD NAZI PISSHOLE FUCKFACE FEWMETS FUCKWIT BUGGER OFF FROG'S FAT ASS DOM DeLUISE TAMPON IN MY ASS POO POO BLOWJOB TURD PISS OFF WANKER ASSHOLE MILF WANKER RAT'S COCK ART METAL PRODUCTS TACO RAGHEAD FUCK SIGMUND FREUD SHITE HELL CAMEL FUCKER FUCKHEAD BEAVER BOOBIES SACRED SHITFUCKER DAMN IT DONKEY PUNCHER ASSHAT FUCKWIT SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITE WANK NECROPHILIA BUKKAKE NIGGER MICK PISSHOLE FUCK DAMN JIGGABOO MOLDY TITS 666 WANK SHIT FUCKFACE TUBA TWISTY VAGINA SHITTY DICK CHICKEN NIGNOG [expletive deleted] NIPPLES FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HELL POMMIE FIST FUCK DICK GOD DAMMIT TWAT CHRISTHUMPER BITCH ASSBANDIT BULLCRAP WIENER BEANER PIG COCKSUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU BLISTERING BARNACLES ORGASM DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BUGGER FUCK OFF GOD DAMN TRANNY FRITZ BULLCRAP TAMPON IN MY ASS FRENCH TICKLER CHRISTHUMPER CLUSTER FUCK BIRD SHIT CRAPMUNCHER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TWAT BITCH SHITFUCKER JAP ASSHOLE TITMOUSE PENISFUCK DOUCHEBAG SPANK THE MONKEY CUNT ASS WANK NECROPHILIA ASSFACE JOHNNY CUNNILINGUS JENKEM FUCKSTAIN FELCHING PISSHOLE FUCK CRAPMUNCHER DONALD RUMSFELD SHIT SEMEN SHITCUNTING COCKSHITTER TITS DAMN PIXIES DAMN IT BIGNOSE PISS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCK SIGMUND FREUD TOWELHEAD FUCK OFF MASTURBATION SHIT PENIS ON A STICK LAKE TITICACA SHOOP DA WHOOP RECTUM RAIDER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES REDSKIN INCEST WANK PISS OFF SAND NIGGER FUCK OFF ANAL DIABETES MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITPISSER SHITE RAPE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER INBRED All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GRAPE PENIS FEWMETS CUNTYMINTS DAMN DOM DeLUISE FUCK SHIT OUT OF MY DICK BIRD SHIT GO HOME AND DIE BUGFUCK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS HORSE SHIT TWAT REBECCA BLACK RAT'S ASS MOLDY TITS MONKEY SHIT FRENCH TICKLER DOUCHEBAG VENEREAL DISEASE JAP FUCK VAGINA THONG TASTER ASSHAT CHING CHONG CHINK SHIT WETBACK JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSFACE TURD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TITTIES I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DYKE SHITPISSER COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK WIENER SHITTY DICKWAD [Insert yet another person's name here] LIMEY MOTHERFUCKER SHIT AMERICA'S GREAT! GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS RAT'S COCK HELL FUCKHEAD KRAUT FUCKBAG CUNTRAG PECKERHEAD YID BUNG-HOLE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK SHITSKIN TITTIES GOD DAMN LOLCAT BUTTFUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN EAT MY SHIT! COCKSMOKER BITCH BULLSHIT RECTUM RAIDER SHIT HORSE PENIS INBRED DAMMIT PENIS TWAT HELL PICKANINNY DAMN IT BAD MOTHERFUCKER HELL FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKTARD WIGGER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BOLLOCKS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKWIT PISS OFF BITCH FUCKING BITCH BITCH SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH P'KANG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS YID SCROTUM COCKSTUFFER ARSEBADGERS CHINK TOSSER DAMMIT CUM DICKHEAD SEX HELL FUCKING JUMP! FUCK SMEG PUSSYLICKER FUCKER JIZZ FEWMETS DAMN GREASER DIPSHIT PIG FUCKER DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN TWAT PISS ARTIST WANKSPLAT FUCKING JUMP! NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! AUTOFELLATIO OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! ASSHAT EXTRA LONG PENIS CROTCH WANK FUCKING A SPUNK DICKHEAD BASTARD HELL GIVING HEAD FUCKWIT FUDGEPACKER WANKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CRAPFUCKER TITS & DICKS SCROTUM ARSE NIPPLES SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DOUCHEBAG FUCK JOHNNY PISS ARTIST FUCKING A BOOBIES DAMN WIENER FAG RUSTY TROMBONE MICK AY-AY-AY JERK OFF SCUMBAG SHITTY YOU WANKER DUMBASS YOU WANKER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE INJUN FIST FUCK DARTH VADER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PISS OFF and with the FUCKSTAIN and his SHITE of girraffes in which WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? while reading about GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ARSE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHIT

Article written in the style of its subject This article is MONKEY SHIT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FUCK YOU subject. If you do not find it funny I'LL RAPE YOU, it is probably because you are an INBRED AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. WOODPECKERSHIT If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a BEAVER joke loses its humour ORGASM when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so PENIS ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCKSTAIN needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! HELL BANGKOK JACKASS SHIT ASSCRACK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!!!!!!!I <3 COCK

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