Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without FUCKFACE comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a RAT'S ASS article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CHOAD KISSER neurochemical FUCK disorder DICK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUNTBUCKET, sudden HORSE SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK or DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly COCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SUCK MY COCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITTY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken YOU by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DICK TITS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat INBRED CRAPMUNCHER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PISS ARTIST utterFUCKance of socially ANUSCAKE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first WANK television programs to address PISS ARTIST Tourette's syndrome.

YOUR MOM Tourette's is HENTAI not to be FUCK OFF confused with WANK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying INCEST chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DAMN IT random ASS disorientation, culturally-PENISFUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKFACE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CHING CHONG CHINK language, NAZI and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITE DAMN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DONGSHOVER souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK NUGGET quantities CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A of ANAL DIABETES JACKASS garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKTARD Polite Note to the WIKIPEDIA Author:

The CUNNILINGUS Tourette's CRAPFUCKER Research Institute was CHOAD founded to JOHNNY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TOSSER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JERRY article MOTHERFUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CHING CHONG CHINK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCK OFF changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WIKIPEDIA RULES.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DAMN Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of URINE-GARGLING Tourrette's sufferers MORGAN TSVANGIRAI swear. You can I'LL RAPE YOU blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITFUCKER TV, for always focusing on the MASTURBATION bad side of a terrible FUCKING thing.
The main DICKHEAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SONNY BILL WILLIAMS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or '[EXPLETIVE]' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JACK OFF knee FUCKFACE NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BUGGER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at O KURWA! school for ARSE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASSRAMMER sufferers to become ART METAL PRODUCTS manically depressed and FUCK OFF commit IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

suicide.

There is no DUNE COON cure, and the TWAT drugs that are available to, "calm" the PISS tics often have adverse FUCKFACE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HELL perodol" which caused my entire BELGIUM body to go BITCH numb and JACKASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUNTSWILLING it is without the BUTTFUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a GOBSHITE tourette syndrome CUNNILINGUS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating NAZI the DICK TITS public view of Tourettes as a "FELCHING swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DAMN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MONKEY SHIT sorry for CHOAD "hi-jacking" your BITCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BUTT PIRATE this that really [expletive deleted] annoys me. I am working towards a GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FOUR-EYES article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASSHAT, and making fun of a HELL horrible disorder is (not) GO COUNT YOUR DICK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HEIL HITLER! time.

Best BLISTERING BARNACLES regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese COMMUNISM IS STUPID reply

As RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NORTH KOREA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill I LIKE BUSH Westerners show is not an RIGHT WING effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DALAI LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those FALUN GONG countries. When showing FIREWALLS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CAPITALISM in countries ELECTION leadership, those problems does not CENSORSHIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a OPINION byproduct of your MEG capitalist society CHINA SUCKS.

Li Chiang “CAPITALISM” Wen

P.S. WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? Regards to Andrew WANK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

The TITS bastard who wrote this article. You can LET'S SHIT punch him if you FUCKTARD want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this CONDOMS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass LGBT RIGHTS put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASSRAPING saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my FUCKHEAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CUNTBUCKET Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FRENCH TICKLER and SUGARTITS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKBAG music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCK BAND WITH 4 SHITBALLS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A VAGINA HORSE! CUNTBUCKET IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CUNTBUCKET'S HOUSE

How CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE to BALL SACK cure GENITALIA the JAP Tourette's EPIDIDYMIS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment VAGINA for BITCH Tourette's DAMN Syndrome SHITE is TAFFY following BOB SAGET these FROG'S FAT ASS rules RICK MORANIS in COCKSHITTER order:

1: Avoid COCK immature DICKHEAD little SHITHEAD kids,
2: Count to CHICKEN FRIES within FUCKING 10 POTTYMOUTHseconds,
3: Do not open your FUCK FUCKHEAD SHITBALLS nor BORDER HOPPER talk,
4: Tell OSTRICH MY ASS yourself you FUCKING don't LONGCAT IS LONG have DILDO this TITS disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BUGGER WITH NASTY ARSE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HOMO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CUNTBUCKET last straw ASSHOLE!

I fucking put PIGFUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at LIMEY the TOP OF SHITE THIS DOUCHEBAG ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITFUCKER offensive. TOTAL. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to COCKSHITTER people who try BOOBS to battle BUNG-HOLE'SEX that tight-ass HIGH WAGES 17-year-SHITE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHIT it now, but someone said ASSHOLE' CUNNILINGUS FUCK'ASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CUNTRAG is a laughing FAG matter. Plus there CUNTRAG was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on REDNECK Uncyclopedia, there are DICK articles ASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FLYING FUCK stuff. So BANGKOK that means CUNNILINGUS stop getting mad at the PISS first part too and GOD DAMMIT talking about the FUCKSTAIN letter that it's SHIT mocking (what NIPPLES letter? I don't even know what DAMN the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCK hi self MASTURBATION even made a really DAMN good point. "It's ARSE nothing more PRICK from a head nod to a CRAP knee tick". JUNGLE BUNNY. Which I'll add DOODIE HEAD onto SHITTING DICK NIPPLES saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CLUSTER FUCK suffer that BALL SACK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITSLINGING it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CHIGGER be, because if I were a DELICIOUS CAKE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MOTHERFUCKER hilarious. If you DICKLICK Want facts, go on ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll WANKER be offended, don't read FUCKSTAIN the freaking KIDDY FIDDLER article anyway.

BUGGER COCKGOBLIN LIMEY LET'S SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER FROG EXTRA LONG PENIS BAT FUCK INSANE CROTCH HENTAI

NAZI CHIGGER HORSE SHIT SHAKOPEE CUM HENTAI DUMBASS YOU WANKER REDSKIN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SAMUEL L. JACKSON I WILL END YOU! DAMN IT BLUE PENIS! CRAPPY FLYING FUCK MOLDY TITS FUCKER ASS RAPE DUNE COON TWAT 666 WIENER AUTOFELLATIO ASSCRACK WANK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE HUEY P. NEWTON DAGO CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM VENEREAL DISEASE TRANNY GYPSY DAMN IT HUMAN RIGHTS suck my mothers CUNTBUCKET COON OH SHI– GOD DAMMIT CUNNILINGUS TURD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICKHEAD LIMEY FUCKTARD FAG SAGGY TITS ASS CC PLZ ASS FASCIST SHIT POMMIE WETBACK SHITE MOLDY TITS ORGASM ARSE SHITCUNTING PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! FUCKTARD WANK HELL CHING CHONG CHINK ARSE SHITHEAD GOD DAMN MILF DAGO SEX HORSE SHIT FUDGEPACKER KIDDY FIDDLER POOPOO ARSE YID PEDOPHILIA RUSKIE ARSE JAP FUCKBAG HO PISS DICK CHICKEN PUNANI SON OF A BITCH JOHNNY NAZI ASSHAT CAMEL JOCKEY FELLATIO FUCKBAG DAMNATION FUCKFACE ASSCRACK SHIT LIKE A HORSE TITTYWANK FUCKFACE BULLSHIT CRAP WANK SHITFUCKER PISSHOLE CUNT HEIL HITLER! CUM TITWANK TITWANK HOMO CUNNILINGUS FELCHING FUCKFACE FUCKING DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASS BUTT PIRATE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PISS ARTIST DONKEY PUNCHER POMMIE COCK ASSHAT SHIT SHITCUNTING DIPSHIT DAMN JACKASS BUTTFUCKER RAT'S ASS RUSTY TROMBONE GANGBANG BIRD SHIT GOATSE PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKWIT NIGNOG TITTIES INBRED NIPPLES GOD DAMMIT SPUNK SHIT TAMPONS DICK IN A BOX FLYING FUCK VAGINA BITCH FUCK FUCKING FUCKSTAIN BUGGER OFF SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER BALL SACK FUCKHEAD PUSSY FUCKTARD FUCKING A CUM FENCE JUMPER PIG BITCH GENITALIA FUCKER DICK TITS GOD BLESS AMERICA BALLS TWISTY VAGINA FELLATIO POLESMOKER TITTIES POMMIE BRITNEY BITCH BUTTFUCKER NEGRO LAKE TITICACA COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SEX FUCKWIT ALEX TREBEK FRIG FLYING FUCK FUCKING BITCH WANK INBRED CRAPFUCKER SHITE DIPSHIT DOUCHE GIVING HEAD INBRED MOTHERFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ GANGBANG DAMN STRAWBERRY ASS DIPSHIT DOM DeLUISE PENIS JACKASS ASSWIPE BOOBIES NIGGER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TITS YOU WANKER I AM CORNHOLIO! CRAP ON A STICK FUCK BASTARD PRICK ORGASM HO BALL SACK GOOK BIBLE BASHER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BITCH CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKING A DICKFACE ASS PIG GIVING HEAD BITCH PORCUPINE'S BALLS CLUSTER FUCK BUTTFUCKER AY-AY-AY [Insert silly non-swear here] PENIS TWO-INCH PENIS PEARL NECKLACE FUCKTARD SHIT YOU WANKER JIGGABOO ASSFACE TITTIES SON OF A BITCH ORGASM ASS MALARKY MASTURBATION BUTTFUCKER JACK ABRAMOFF CUNT I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST ASSCRACK DUNE COON DICKFACE SEX TOSSER PUSSY BOOBS HOMO SUITCASE PENIS BALLS FUCKING JUMP! DUNE COON SHITTY PUSSY HOLY DUMB FUCK SMEG WALRUS SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK DOUCHETITS BUTT PIRATE COON BITCH FUCKING A SCUMBAG JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CUNTYMINTS EAT MY SHIT! BOON POLESMOKER CLEMEN BOOBS MONKEY'S UNCLE SEX DOT HEAD SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD SAMUEL L. JACKSON DEMOCRACY SHITSLINGING TRANNY SHITHEAD KRAUT COON GRAPE PENIS QUEEF SHITFUCKER GYPSY BASTARD MAMA MIA FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CUNT CUNNILINGUS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! ASSHOLE TWAT COON BALLS GOOK FUCK YOU INCEST HELLFIRE DYKE MOLDY TITS SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER CROTCH FUCK YOU CUNNILINGUS PUSSY BITCH COCK CROTCH WANKER HONKY GRIS TITTYWANK DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSHAT BITCH ORGASM HENTAI ASS SHITE PUNANI BITCH LICK PUSSY DICKHEAD MOLDY TITS EPIDIDYMIS CHIGGER MOCKIE BLUMPKIN DAMN GOD DAMN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CUNNILINGUS FUCK YOU DOG SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE ANAL DICKHEAD ASSHAT CRAP ON A STICK ASS SON OF A BITCH TIT DIRT DICK JUNGLE BUNNY BEAVER BASTARD DICKFACE HELL SUGARTITS CUNTSWILLING MINORITIES DYKE FUCKER FRIG GOD DAMN AUTOFELLATIO LET'S SHIT SHITFACE CUNT PISS JESSE McCARTNEY COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK BIRD IN THE HOUSE CONDOMS PISS BASTARD PORCH MONKEY RAT'S COCK ASSHOLE REDNECK FUCKFACE PENIS FRITZ INCEST PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CRACKER BALLS BOOBS FELCHMONKEY TURD PISS ARTIST ARSE BOOBS BULLSHIT HEIL HITLER! I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK OFF FELLATIO FUCKFACE D'OH FUCKING A FUCKWIT SCUMBAG HO FASHION BUG BRUSH MA TEETH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASS ASSWIPE BOOBS DICKWAD BOOBS CUNT TURD SHIT LIKE A HORSE TAFFY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MACACA BENSON SUCKS WANKER RAT'S COCK WANK ASSCRACK DAMNATION UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY FLYING RAT'S ASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ASSHAT POMMIE DICKHEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PISS POMMIE PUSSYLICKER ORGASM VAGINA BASTARD BUTTFUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA BASTARD CHIGGER DOUCHING SHITBALLS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CROTCH HORSE SHIT DAGO JIZZ WOODPECKERSHIT CUNNILINGUS ASS BITCH CHOAD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CRAP ON A STICK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HOMO WANK CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHING CUM FELCHING PEDOPHILIA FRIG HEIL HITLER! DOUCHEBAG SHIT PISS OFF FUCK YOU DAMN BEAVER JACKASS SHIT NAZI YOU WANKER CAMEL FUCKER ASS DYKE FUCKING FLYING FUCK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASSHAT KIKE HOSER DOUCHE NAZI BOOBS FUCK YOU CLIT GOOK DELICIOUS CAKE MICK SHIT JOHN ELWAY DUMBASS SCROTUM SEMEN MONKEY SHIT SALISBURY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKHEAD DELICIOUS CAKE SCUMBAG GOBSHITE JAP FUCKTARD DAMN QUEEF HITLER MACACA SEX RAGHEAD DICK NI DAMN ASSWIPE BITCH MARY WHITEHOUSE BRUSH MA TEETH FUCK FUCKSTAIN DICKLICK GOATSE HELL ABO MALARKY FELCHING TRANNY SPUNK CUNNILINGUS CAMEL JOCKEY GANGBANG GO COUNT YOUR DICK BULLSHIT SHITE DAMN IT CUNT MOTHERFUCKER MONKEY BALLS FUCK A DUCK MICK ASSHAT PISS ARTIST ASS FASCIST FUCK PRICK DAMN BEAVER FUCK YOU FUCK OFF FUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY PISS FUCKWIT TWAT WALRUS SHIT ASSFACE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SUGARTITS BUKKAKE FROG LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS JAP SHITFACE PENISBIRD FUCKING SHITTY CUNTBUCKET CUNT SHIT FUCKING JUMP! GOAT DICK ARSE SHITHEAD BUTTFUCKER DILDO JAP CHUFF FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CLUSTER FUCK BULLCRAP CUNT FALSE BENSON DICKLICK COCKGOBLIN MOTHERFUCKER TOWELHEAD DUMBASS SLOPE HOSER NIGGER BRITNEY WANK NAZI KAFFIR I WILL END YOU! BUGGER SHITSLINGING WANK POLAK THONG TASTER SHITE FUCK A DUCK LET'S SHIT SON OF A BITCH TITWANK CUNT CHINK COON DICKFACE DARTH VADER CUNT FELCHING GOBSHITE PECKERHEAD DIPSHIT CUNT SOD OFF JUMPING JESUS!!! SEX DOUGHNUT PUNCHER TWAT DAMN JAP HELL HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS GOD DAMMIT SHITSLINGING THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS SHITFACE TIMBER NIGGER SEMPRINI NIGGER FUCKHEAD CLEMEN DOUCHING SHIT DAMN DICKHEAD SUCK A BIG DICK MOTHERFUCKER DAMMIT SHITE WANK MOTHERFUCKER ARSE FUCKWIT SPICY CUNT FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER CHICKEN FRIES BOOBS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST MORGAN TSVANGIRAI DAGO RAT'S COCK PISS OFF RAPE MASTURBATION TONY LA RUSSA ABO FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DYKE CUNT BITCH FUCKFACE DICKHEAD ASSHAT TITWANK FUCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BUGGER FRITZ ASSCRACK FUCK FELLATIO FUCKSTAIN GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS WHORE ASSFACE FAGGOT FLAMING ASS BADGER COCKGOBLIN DICK TITS DAMN CHOAD KISSER KAFFIR ASSHOLE ROSIE O'DONNELL DAMN PIECE OF SHIT CHOAD SHIT FUCK CUNT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DUNE COON TITS DARTH VADER DOUCHETITS PAKI LIMEY OLD CHRIST OF A FUCKWIT DICKFACE ASSFACE MICK SCROTUM CHUFF MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER FUCKING TWAT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SUCK MY DICK GOD DAMN SHIT SOD JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK CRAPFUCKER RUSKIE POMMIE FUCKING A YOU WANKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PUSSY FUCK YOU SHIT BUGFUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSBANDIT KAFFIR ASSCRACK COMMUNIST DILDO NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FROG'S FAT ASS ART METAL PRODUCTS RAT'S COCK NEGRO CLIT SMEG ANAL DIABETES PISSHOLE DIRTY SANCHEZ TACO CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CRACKER MAMA MIA POWERSHIT FRENCH TICKLER JERRY PIECE OF SHIT DUMBASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT YOU WANKER PISS OFF FAGGOT PISS ARTIST FUCKING JUMP! WIGGER SHITTY O KURWA! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SUGARTITS FUCKER CUNTRAG COON GARBAGE DAY! FLAMING ASS BADGER CAPTAIN CRUNCH YOUR MOM JERK OFF PISS OFF ASS NAZI KNOBJOCKEY JESSE McCARTNEY WANK OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKING WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ASS NIGGER DONKEY PUNCHER SON OF A BITCH SHIT LET'S SHIT HENTAI DAMNATION FUCK A DUCK FUCK YOU JACKASS SHIT CUNT FUCKWIT RAPE CUNT CRAPPER I DON'T HAVE AIDS DAMN JERK OFF JIZZ CHOAD GOATSE ASS JOHN ELWAY GYPSY WOMEN'S RIGHTS CLIT DICK IN A BOX DAMN FUCKHEAD ASSHOLE FUCKHEAD SHITFACE PIGFUCKER PUSSY SHITFUCKER HO INBRED LAKE TITICACA AY-AY-AY MOCCASINS SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT GIVING HEAD CROTCH PISS ARTIST ASS CROTCH RAT'S ASS LIMEY MARY WHITEHOUSE LIMEY GOD DAMMIT PAKI CRAPMUNCHER POTTYMOUTH FIST FUCK SCROTUM IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DOUCHE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKWAD NAZI JACKASS I'LL RAPE YOU HELL SHITHEAD FUCKING A POTTYMOUTH PEDOPHILIA COON ASSFACE MALARKY DAMN IT RAT'S COCK DICKFACE HIGH WAGES DAMMIT DUMBASS FUCK TWISTY VAGINA SPUNK GIVING HEAD BUGGER FROG'S FAT ASS JACKASS SHIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKING A FUCK OFF PIG WALRUS SHIT JACK ABRAMOFF BUKKAKE FELCHING FUCKFACE JACKASS BOLLOCKS CRAPPY ASS PENISFUCK BITCH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DOUCHETITS PIG LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PUNANI INBRED FUCK YOU BRUSH MA TEETH RAT'S COCK GRAPE PENIS FUCKING JUMP! CONDOMS REDNECK WIKIPEDIA I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DICKFACE DAMMIT CLUSTER FUCK CUNTSWILLING CHAV FUCK YOU INBRED BALLS SHITE STEVE BALLMER CUNT CUNT CRAPPER BOOBS RAT'S ASS ORGASM BLUE PENIS! DYKE BELLEND CUM ARSE NORTH KOREA BOOBS ASSCRACK FUCK MARY WHITEHOUSE ARSE DAMN IT FASHION BUG MILF FUCKING JUMP! DOODIE HEAD PIECE OF SHIT BOOBS KRAUT BIRD SHIT SHITFUCKER FUCK YOU FUCK OFF CUNTYMINTS SHIT FUDGEPACKER PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKING TOTAL FENCE JUMPER FRED PHELPS DAMN BUGGER OFF FENCE JUMPER SAGGY TITS BIGNOSE DICKHEAD CROTCH [expletive deleted] SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHITSLINGING BRUSH MA TEETH SHITE JACKASS SHIT DAMN SHITSLINGING CHING CHONG CHINK AY-AY-AY SUCK MY COCK SUCK MY COCK CHUFF COCK DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITE SHIT DAMN THONG TASTER DAMN CUNTBUCKET FUCKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BORDER HOPPER HADJI P'KANG WIKIPEDIA RULES NI ASSHAT JIGGABOO PISS ARTIST FRITZ FELLATIO PRICK KRAUT TITWANK JIZZ PEDOPHILIA CRAPFUCKER ASSRAPING RAGHEAD NI CUNTRAG DAMN BITCH SHITHEAD DELICIOUS CAKE SHIT CROTCH JERK OFF VENEREAL DISEASE CHAV SLOPE DAMN TOURETTE'S IS FUN DICKLICK BIRD SHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING WIENER YOUR MOM NICARAGUA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WIENER HORSE SHIT TIMBER NIGGER I'LL RAPE YOU JERRY DOODIE HEAD FAG DONKEY DICK ASS ORGASM SACRAMENTO PEDOPHILIA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMMIT JUNGLE BUNNY PENIS ON A BUN SAMUEL L. JACKSON DEVELOPERS! SHITTY SOD OFF GOOK RAT'S COCK 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 FUCK SHITHEAD ASS COCK BELLEND HONKY ALEX TREBEK MOCCASINS GOD DAMN TITS MOTHERFUCKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! MOTHERFUCKER TIT SPRINKLES FUCK OFF MONKEY BALLS FUCKFUCKFUCK CONDOMS TITTYWANK BUTT PIRATE ASS JOHNNY FUCKING A TOSSER FUCK A DUCK STEVE BALLMER CRAPMUNCHER WALRUS SHIT DARTH VADER DOUCHING ASSBANDIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TWAT TAMPONS DUMBASS SHIT PUSSY BASTARD FUCK CLEMEN GOD DAMMIT TWAT PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCK HELL LOLCAT CUNTRAG FRIG WANK BULLSHIT NIGGER JOHN ELWAY TRANNY CLEMEN PUSSY SLOPE FUCKHEAD RAT'S COCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COON PISS ARTIST DAMN SHITFACE ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ COON ASS LICKER FUCKSTAIN JUSTIN BIEBER ASSFACE RAT'S ASS POMMIE BASTARD LIMEY FROG'S FAT ASS BAT FUCK INSANE COCKSTUFFER DOODIE HEAD POLACK FUCKTARD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKTARD SEX POLAK WOODPECKERSHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! TWAT PICKANINNY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DUMBASS KAFFIR BIRD SHIT HOMO NIGNOG BEANER CHINK DOUCHING SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ALF JACKASS SHIT SEX BUTTFUCKER SHIT BUTTFUCKER YUKKY DOODY FRIG YID SAND NIGGER MONGOLIANS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAMN MOCCASINS FROG'S FAT ASS MALARKY I RAPE WALRUSES! FLAMING ASS BADGER Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BUNG-HOLE and with the MASTURBATION and his HENTAI of girraffes in which INBRED while reading about CUNT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CUNT also


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Article written in the style of its subject
This article is BRITNEY funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its WETBACK subject. If you do not find it funny DONKEY PUNCHER, it is probably because you are an INBRED SOD OFF ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FUDGEPACKER If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CHALICE joke loses its humour FUCKFACE when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so BITCH ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCKHEAD needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! ART METAL PRODUCTS DICKHEAD BUGFUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JAP!!!!!I <3 COCK

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