Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKBAG neurochemical FUCK disorder CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKING, sudden PISS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JERRY or JENKEM vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly RAT'S COCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DICKFACE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITSLINGING include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken INCEST by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BALLS FUCKTARD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK OFF utterFUCKance of socially DICKWAD objectionable words).
JOHN SMILEY FACE Tourette's is FUCK not to be WARNER MUSIC GROUP confused with WOP Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CLUSTER FUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA random HITLER disorientation, culturally-CRAP ON A STICK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MOTHERFUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASSWIPE language, ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JIZZ CRAP ON A STICK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MOCKIE souvenir shoppes and massive LOGJAMMER quantities FUCKING of ANAL DIABETES HOMO garbage.
Darnit.
A WHORE Polite Note to the SON OF A BITCH Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have KAFFIR Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DILDO article NIGGER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and EAT MY SHIT! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HORSE SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about [EXPLETIVE] Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of FUCKWIT Tourrette's sufferers HADJI swear. You can BONER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame AUTOFELLATIO TV, for always focusing on the SHITHEAD bad side of a terrible RUSTY TROMBONE thing.
- The main BIGNOSE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are COCKING FUCKBOROUGH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NAZI' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CLIT knee CHOAD KISSER NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CHIGGER school for FUCKING FUCKFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HAIL SATAN! sufferers to become FOUR-EYES manically depressed and CHOAD KISSER commit INBRED suicide.
- There is no EPIDIDYMIS cure, and the ASSHOLE drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKER tics often have adverse I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSCRACK perodol" which caused my entire BITCH body to go WANKSPLAT numb and FUCKTARD basically made it NIGGA! worse than BUTT PIRATE it is without the FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA drug.
I am an active member of a COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS tourette syndrome EXTRA LONG PENIS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DICKFACE the HELL public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKFACE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FROG much much (hand spasms) more...
I am GOBSHITE sorry for ASSHAT "hi-jacking" your BUTT PIRATE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK OFF this that really JERRY annoys me. I am working towards a INVISIBLE! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BALL SACK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BONER, and making fun of a PISS horrible disorder is (not) D'OH funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKWIT time.
Best WIENER regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “HORSE SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese OPINION reply
As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an CHINA IS CAPITALIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MINORITIES degenerate capitalist culture in those DALAI LAMA countries. When showing STUDENT PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN BABY FORMULA in countries TAIWAN leadership, those problems does not PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GOOGLE byproduct of your PANCHEN LAMA capitalist society TANK MAN.
Li Chiang “POISON IN BABY FORMULA” Wen
P.S. HELL Regards to Andrew DOODIE HEAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean KU KLUX KLAN reply
As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass UNITED KINGDOM put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?
Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the LET'S SHIT saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my CRACKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine FUCKING Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are FUCKTARD and IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SUGARTITS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCK BAND WITH 4 FUDGEPACKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHIT HORSE! FUCKING IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKING'S HOUSE
How SHIT to SHITTY cure SHITFACE the FUCKER Tourette's SEX Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment CAMEL FUCKER for DICK Tourette's HITLER Syndrome RUSTY TROMBONE is PAKI following O KURWA! these BITCH rules BUKKAKE in WIENER order:
- 1: Avoid BONER immature BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA little FEWMETS kids,
- 2: Count to FUCKFACE within SCUMBAG 10 INCESTseconds,
- 3: Do not open your BIGNOSE JOHNNY SHITFACE nor NIGGER TITS talk,
- 4: Tell CUNT yourself you GENITALIA don't ASSRAMMER have FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE this FUCKING A disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NAZI WITH NASTY DICK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BIG FOOT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the FUCKING last straw FUCK!
I fucking put CRACKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE PRICK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PISS OFF the TOP OF ORGASM THIS YOU WANKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASSRAPING offensive. MILF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BIGNOSE people who try BRITNEY to battle PENISBIRD'DICKHEAD that tight-ass DONKEY DICK 17-year-FRIG—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PISS UP MY ARSE it now, but someone said REBECCA BLACK' DAMN FUCKER'DICKLICK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCK OFF is a laughing DIPSHIT matter. Plus there FRED PHELPS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BASTARD Uncyclopedia, there are MOLDY TITS articles MICK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSWIPE stuff. So SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH that means INBRED stop getting mad at the GOBSHITE first part too and COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS talking about the ANAL DIABETES letter that it's DILDO mocking (what LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS letter? I don't even know what BASTARD the heck you're talking about). Adrian WANK hi self GREASER even made a really DAMN good point. "It's PISS ARTIST nothing more SHAKOPEE from a head nod to a NORTH KOREA knee tick". FRENCH TICKLER. Which I'll add BELLEND onto LICK PUSSY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't WANK suffer that NAZI much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes MALARKY it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SPANK THE MONKEY be, because if I were a ANAL Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article COCKSUCKER hilarious. If you DAMMIT Want facts, go on [expletive deleted] Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GREASER be offended, don't read SHITE the freaking CUM article anyway.
NIPPLES SHITE FRED PHELPS SEX FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU SHITSKIN CHOAD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BUNG-HOLE
PEEPEE COCKSUCKER CLUSTER FUCK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! PUSSY ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CHAV ASS BELLEND DAMN CARPET MUNCHER FUCKING A CUM FUCK NUGGET FUCKING BASEBALL CUNT DAMN CUNT ARSE RUSKIE TACO BRUSH MA TEETH FAGGOT FROG'S FAT ASS suck my mothers DAMN INBRED HELLFUCKER FUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCK NIGNOG BOOBS SUITCASE PENIS BOOBS EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITTY SMEG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BOLLOCKS ASSHOLE PISSHOLE ASSWIPE FRIG WIENER WANK RAT'S ASS FUCKHEAD PUSSY ASS FUCK OFF SEX ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DONKEY PUNCHER TOWELHEAD DAMN HADJI BITCH FUCKING TIMBER NIGGER CLIT ASS FASCIST MONKEY SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKSTAIN PENIS CHOAD KISSER WALRUS SHIT QUEEF SHITFUCKER HAIL SATAN! COON GOOK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PENIS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITSLINGING KAFFIR YOU WANKER PISS OFF MY ASS HOMO JESSE McCARTNEY BUTTFUCKER FUCKWIT FELLATIO BIRD SHIT WIGGER DOUCHING HATE HATE HAT TITWANK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKWIT CRAPMUNCHER GOD DAMMIT BOOBIES PISS DICK TITS GO COUNT YOUR DICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DARTH VADER RUSTY TROMBONE SCUMBUCKET MR WINKLER IS GAY DOUCHE NAZI RAT'S ASS FUCK CUNT LAPPER RAPE FUCK OFF FUCKHEAD GREASER OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH BALL SACK SHITSKIN DICKFACE CUNTRAG CRACKER JACK ABRAMOFF SMILES GOD DAMMIT SCUMBAG I WILL END YOU! HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS JENKEM WIKIPEDIA POOPY PRICK WEHATEMARIO SEX BULLSHIT TOSSER FUCK A DUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK JACK OFF ORGASM CLUSTER FUCK SHITE POLACK DOG SHIT DICK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHIT DICKFACE CRAP ON A STICK FUCK DAMN YOU WANKER suck my mothers POMMIE BASTARD COON GOD DAMMIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MARCH OF FLAMES TWAT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY CRAP JACKASS COCK TRANNY YID [Insert stupid word you just made up here] BRITNEY ASSCRACK EXTRA LONG PENIS BOOBS INBRED D'OH ANUSCAKE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BITCH SON OF A BITCH MALL SANTA INBRED WANK WANK SAGGY TITS FUCKSTAIN CHOAD COCK WHORE SHITCOCK BONER WINDOWS VISTA DICK CHICKEN WINDOWS VISTA BALLS BIGNOSE DICK MOTHERFUCKER TWO-INCH PENIS I'LL RAPE YOU CHOAD WIENER VAGINA TITS CHAV BALL SACK OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! DIPSHIT BITCH ASSCRACK DOODIE HEAD BEAVER CRAPFUCKER SHIT FELLATIO TACO BULLSHIT LET'S SHIT JACKASS SHIT CUNTSWILLING BUTTFUCKER POMMIE DUMBASS SPUNK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITFUCKER CHIGGER PISS FUCKSTAIN HORSE SHIT HELL TOSSER SHITE FUCK CUNTSWILLING QUEEF CLUSTER FUCK MOTHERFUCKER SLOPE SHITFACE ASSFACE HO BAD MOTHERFUCKER GRIS ASSHOLE MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCK SUCK MY COCK TOWELHEAD CHICKEN FRIES VANITY PAGES ROCK WALRUS SHIT SHITTY SHIT MONKEY SHIT ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! CUNTING ASSCRACK JACK OFF MARGARET THATCHER CUNT CRAPPER MOCCASINS SHITFACE BIGNOSE WANK NEGRO SLOPE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DAMN JACKASS SHIT CHENEY SAGGY TITS ASSHAT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DUMBASS ASSHOLE GYPSY BELLEND QUEEF PORCH MONKEY WANK DEVELOPERS! DONKEY DICK HELLFIRE KAFFIR DICKHEAD JAP FUCKING MAMA MIA SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHIT NECROPHILIA WOP GO HOME AND DIE TITS & DICKS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CHIGGER CHOAD NIGGER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCKING SHIT ASSHAT SHIT SHIT BASTARD MONKEY SHIT BUGFUCK FRAK TAMPONS INBRED SHITHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITFACE JOHNNY BASTARD BASTARD SUCK A BIG DICK RIGHT WING YOU WANKER JACK OFF ART METAL PRODUCTS CUNNILINGUS WOODPECKERSHIT BUTTFUCKER HELL MONKEY BALLS CUNT DOUCHING BUKKAKE SOD OFF TITS CONAN O'BRIAN BIGNOSE ASS NORTH KOREA FROG TIT DIRT BOOBIES TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CLUSTER FUCK BUKKAKE HELLFUCKER FUCK BOOBIES GOD DAMN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH NORTH KOREA JACKASS SHITHEAD GANGBANG DRAMA ASS LICKER CUNTSWILLING GOD DAMMIT FELLATIO WILLY WONKA FROG TOSSER CLUSTER FUCK TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASSHOLE TIT SPRINKLES BUGFUCK PISS KIKE CRAPFUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCK YOU 4CHAN TOTAL PISS DICKHEAD DIPSHIT ASS PISSHOLE FUCK YOU DILDO NAZI NORTH KOREA DICK PIG GIVING HEAD MONKEY SHIT JACKASS CUNTBUCKET HELL DIPSHIT SPANK THE MONKEY DICK CHICKEN TITTIES FEMADOM SON OF A BITCH DICK PRICK BOB SAGET DONGSHOVER TAFFY HELL WIENER PIGFUCKER VAGINA JOHN ELWAY FRAK GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE GARBAGE DAY! GREASER YID WANKER RECTUM RAIDER SOD DAMN VANDAL BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE BENCH PRESS FROG WANK HORSE PENIS FUCK YOU PENIS ON A BUN BUKKAKE SHITSLINGING HELL FUCK POLACK BATHING SUIT AREA DICK TITS TAMPONS TRANNY SHIT SEX BUGGER OFF BOLLOCKS GENITALIA ASS DICKHEAD FUCKER CARPET MUNCHER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON INCEST GOATSE PISSHOLE PISS OFF FUCKWIT BITCH RAGHEAD NIGNOG DOG FUCKER SHITHEAD BUGGER OFF CUNTRAG DOM DeLUISE SCUMBAG COCK SHITHEAD FUCK YOU JACKASS PIGFUCKER MACACA SHITBALLS MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD JACKASS CLEVELAND STEAMER lowercase COCKSMOKER HELL JOHN SMILEY FACE DAMN IT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MARCH OF FLAMES ASSHAT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! TWAT ASSWIPE BIGNOSE TITTYWANK SNUFF PORN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CHICKEN SHIT MOCCASINS PRICK TONY LA RUSSA MASTURBATION FUCKSTAIN HENTAI LIMEY NICARAGUA BULLSHIT FUCKTARD BRITNEY NIGNOG GOD DAMN FUCKHEAD WOP WINDOWS VISTA NIGGER TITS CONDOMS CLEMEN ASSRAMMER FUCKING VENEREAL DISEASE YOU WANKER CUNT SHITTY RAPE FUCKING PEARL NECKLACE DAMN CHIGGER BALL SACK WOP PEDOPHILIA SHITFUCKER PISS BUNG-HOLE DICKHEAD BEAVER DOUCHE HADJI PENISBIRD BULLSHIT TWISTY VAGINA DOG FUCKER PENIS I AM CORNHOLIO! PIECE OF SHIT ASS ARSE SAGGY TITS MOTHERFUCKER COCKSUCKER TOWELHEAD TONY LA RUSSA WIENER COCKSMOKER CUNT CRAPPER WARNER MUSIC GROUP RUSKIE MONKEY BALLS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCK FOREIGN CURRENCY CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON MACACA THONG TASTER DAMN ALEX TREBEK CAMEL JOCKEY COON MOCKIE BOLLOCKS MONKEY SHIT DONKEY DICK FLYING FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT WANKER FUCKWIT FUCK OFF DIPSHIT DICKLICK TWAT TOWELHEAD SHITFUCKER PECKERHEAD BELLEND FUCKSTAIN TWAT INBRED MACACA BULLCRAP HELL ASSHAT EXTRA LONG PENIS SHIT LIMEY MILF SOD OFF HENTAI COCKSHITTER BONG SPIC DUMBASS SHITBALLS ASSCRACK SHITFUCKER MACACA RUSTY TROMBONE GENITALIA BRITNEY FRITZ TOSSER FRITZ PRICK PISS ARTIST CROTCH FUCKING GENITALIA FUCKING A SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NAZI FEMADOM ASS FELLATIO VAGINA CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITSKIN SHITPISSER WOP KRAUT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSCRACK CUNT MOLDY TITS MOZILLA FIREFOX FLYING RAT'S ASS BIGNOSE CHAV ASSCRACK ORGASM FUCKFACE BUGGER FROG'S FAT ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! YID SHIT BOON WIGGER EMO TAMPONS FEWMETS BOON BORDER HOPPER lowercase CLUSTER FUCK CHINK BRITNEY HORSE SHIT BIRD SHIT RAPE WALRUS SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITE BEANER SHITFUCKER GOD DAMMIT ASSCRACK CUNT DICK JACKASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON GOOK TAFFY PUSSYLICKER JOHN SMILEY FACE DICKFACE ASSHOLE JOHNNY NIGNOG PRICK TUBA ORGASM MILF CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DICK DYKE SAND NIGGER SEX OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! TITS & DICKS MOTHERFUCKER FRIG ASS MILF PENIS REBECCA BLACK FAGGOT BRUSH MA TEETH AUTOFELLATIO BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING BITCH SOD POOPY CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DELICIOUS CAKE DOG SHIT SEMEN PEDOPHILIA FUCKSTAIN ASSFACE ASS MOLDY TITS ANUSCAKE SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKER REDSKIN BASTARD WANKSPLAT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASS CLUSTER FUCK WIGGER FUCKSTAIN SCUMBAG SUCK COCKS IN HELL! [expletive deleted] FUCKFACE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ASSRAPING VAGINA BASKETBALL CUNT DICK FUCK OFF CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DYKE MICK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL RAT'S COCK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ASSHAT POLAK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH MOZILLA FIREFOX FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS SHIT FUCKHEAD POLESMOKER FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE THIS IS A RARE SWEAR NECROPHILIA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BLOWJOB GOD DAMN FUCK OFF PISS FUCK DOT HEAD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER TWAT CUNT CUNTING ASSCRACK DOG SHIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE HOSER RAGHEAD ASSWIPE ALEX TREBEK YOU WANKER NIGNOG FUCK YOU DUMBASS FUCKTARD DICKWAD SHITHEAD TUBA FUCKSTAIN HADJI FLYING RAT'S ASS BIGNOSE FUCK YOU JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSHOLE O CANADA DAMNED TABERNACLE WANKSPLAT BASTARD DUNE COON TIT SPRINKLES CROTCH TURD INBRED PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CROTCH FUCKHEAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN YUKKY DOODY ASS TITS & DICKS I'LL RAPE YOU POLAK RAT'S ASS CHIGGER SHITSLINGING SHITSLINGING DAMNATION SHITSLINGING JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK NEGRO COMMUNIST DILDO SOD I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE [Insert swear here] MONKEY'S UNCLE CUNT PUSSY ASS FELCHING I'LL RAPE YOU VAGINA DOUCHE NORTH KOREA PEEPEE JIGGABOO NIGGER BLUMPKIN MOLDY TITS SPIC CHAV ARSEBADGERS VENEREAL DISEASE CHUFF SCUMBAG FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS TITWANK CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A PENIS POMMIE BELLEND RAGHEAD JERK OFF SCROTUM FUCKWIT MARGARET THATCHER FUCKTARD DAMN AY-AY-AY FUCKING A ASSWIPE TITTYWANK NICARAGUA DICKWAD CLUSTER FUCK POO POO BLOWJOB LIMEY CUM WILLY WONKA PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! TITWANK WANKSPLAT ASSFACE SON OF A BITCH SUITCASE PENIS WANK O KURWA! PEARL NECKLACE BENSON SUCKS MACACA DOUCHEBAG FUCK OFF JACKASS NECROPHILIA INBRED DICKHEAD CUNTBUCKET ABO CLUSTER FUCK DIPSHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ SHIT TWAT FUCKBAG DONKEY PUNCHER TOWELHEAD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WANK FUCKSTAIN SPICY CUNT FUCK TITMOUSE ORGASM BUTT PIRATE FIST FUCK GRINGO BASTARD TWAT BULLSHIT FELLATIO DICKFACE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST INCEST BAT FUCK INSANE BELLEND HELLFIRE SON OF A BITCH BITCH FUCK CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU WANK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CARPET MUNCHER FUCKSTAIN DAMN FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD MASTURBATION MARGARET THATCHER SCUMBAG FELCHING CRAP ON A STICK TRANNY HOLY DUMB FUCK DAMN IT CARPET MUNCHER GENITALIA VAGINA MAMA MIA TITMOUSE I WILL END YOU! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
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- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive POTTYMOUTH and with the SON OF A BITCH and his MOTHERFUCKER of girraffes in which NECROPHILIA while reading about JAP!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See PICKANINNY also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- DICKHEAD
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is RAT'S ASS funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its PEEPEE subject. If you do not find it funny FUCK OFF, it is probably because you are an INBRED JENKEM ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. PIECE OF SHIT If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a DAGO joke loses its humour SEX when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FUCK ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCKBAG needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! YOU WANKER JACKASS DYKE FUCKFACE MOCKIE!!!!!I <3 COCK |
