Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WIKIPEDIA neurochemical FUCK disorder BEANER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PEEPEE, sudden FUCKWIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PISS or FRAK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PISS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated YOU WANKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken VAGINA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TITWANK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat I WILL KILL YOU! BULLCRAP words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DIMETHYL GLYCOL utterFUCKance of socially PENISFUCK objectionable words).
CONAN O'BRIAN Tourette's is PENISBIRD not to be AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI confused with NECROPHILIA Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying QUEEF chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TWO-INCH PENIS random WANKSPLAT disorientation, culturally-SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth RAT'S ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASSCRACK language, JOHN SMILEY FACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PISS ARTIST HENTAI of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky COCKSUCKER souvenir shoppes and massive BLOWJOB quantities FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK of ANAL DIABETES WOODPECKERSHIT garbage.
Darnit.
A ASSWIPE Polite Note to the CHINK Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CHOAD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PISS ARTIST article CLIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and WANK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PEARL NECKLACE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BELGIUM.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CRAPMUNCHER Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of ASS LICKER Tourrette's sufferers ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS swear. You can ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BITCH TV, for always focusing on the GOD DAMMIT bad side of a terrible PICKANINNY thing.
- The main CUNT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DIPSHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKFACE knee PUSSY NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is GANGBANG no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITTY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TITTYWANK school for BITCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage NIGGER sufferers to become CHINK manically depressed and PAKI commit CUNTYMINTS suicide.
- There is no SAMUEL L. JACKSON cure, and the FIRECROTCH drugs that are available to, "calm" the BITCH tics often have adverse NIPPLES side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna YOU WANKER perodol" which caused my entire WIENER body to go HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS numb and BITCH basically made it NIGGA! worse than INBRED it is without the JACKASS SHIT drug.
I am an active member of a DICKLICK tourette syndrome NIGGER TITS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FENCE JUMPER the SAND NIGGER public view of Tourettes as a "DIPSHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FLYING RAT'S ASS much much (hand spasms) more...
I am JAP sorry for JESUS FUCKING CHRIST "hi-jacking" your BOLLOCKS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GOD DAMN this that really JACKASS annoys me. I am working towards a TITWANK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKTARD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DALAI LAMA, and making fun of a SHITFACE horrible disorder is (not) VAGINA funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SPUNK time.
Best FEMADOM regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “RAPE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese PANCHEN LAMA reply
As ELECTION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BELGIUM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FIREWALLS Westerners show is not an COMMUNISM IS STUPID effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of ELECTION degenerate capitalist culture in those FREEDOM OF SPEECH countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! in countries COMMUNISM IS STUPID leadership, those problems does not PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MELAMINE byproduct of your PRINCE PHILIP capitalist society POISON IN BABY FORMULA.
Li Chiang “NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS” Wen
P.S. DONKEY DICK Regards to Andrew FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply
As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter KU KLUX KLAN Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not RHODESIA white?
Mpopo “MUGABE HAS AIDS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JOHN SMILEY FACE saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my FUCKHEAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine PEEPEE Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are PISS ARTIST and SOD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TWISTY VAGINA music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) KAFFIR BAND WITH 4 INCEST MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BALLS HORSE! PEEPEE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PEEPEE'S HOUSE
How DAMN to REBECCA BLACK cure CUNTRAG the I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! Tourette's FUCKSTAIN Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment PEARL NECKLACE for HELL Tourette's BONER Syndrome FUCKFACE is ASS following FEWMETS these BRITNEY rules ORGASM in ASSHAT order:
- 1: Avoid FELLATIO immature TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! little MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE kids,
- 2: Count to SHITE within FUCKSTAIN 10 PORCUPINE'S BALLSseconds,
- 3: Do not open your NAZI [expletive deleted] FUCKING nor MOTHERFUCKER talk,
- 4: Tell FELCHING yourself you ANAL DIABETES don't JIGGABOO have TWAT this INBRED disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PISS ARTIST WITH NASTY BITCH DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITFACE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the PEEPEE last straw BITCH!
I fucking put FRIG' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKING PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BITCH the TOP OF SUITCASE PENIS THIS SHITFUCKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DILDO offensive. D'OH. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to GOAT DICK people who try JACKASS to battle SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS'DIPSHIT that tight-ass JAP 17-year-JAP—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DICK IN A BOX it now, but someone said CUNT' TWAT HELL'WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FROG'S FAT ASS is a laughing PISS ARTIST matter. Plus there SOD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BASTARD Uncyclopedia, there are BALLS articles BAD MOTHERFUCKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JIZZ stuff. So HEIL HITLER! that means DAMMIT stop getting mad at the SHITFUCKER first part too and YOU WANKER talking about the TAMPONS letter that it's DAMN IT mocking (what SHITTY letter? I don't even know what HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITSLINGING hi self FUCKING BASEBALL even made a really DUNE COON good point. "It's I WILL KILL YOU! nothing more BLUE PENIS! from a head nod to a DONKEY DICK knee tick". DUNE COON. Which I'll add BALLS onto PISS UP MY ARSE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't GIVING HEAD suffer that RAT'S COCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BULLCRAP it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKHEAD be, because if I were a FRIG Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article RAT'S COCK hilarious. If you CAPTAIN CRUNCH Want facts, go on CUNT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TIT SPRINKLES be offended, don't read ALEX TREBEK the freaking SHIT article anyway.
YOU WANKER ART METAL PRODUCTS GANGBANG FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CLEMEN I'LL RAPE YOU MONKEY SHIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CLIT SHITCUNTING
TUBA BUTT PIRATE YID FENCE JUMPER FUCKTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITHEAD TITMOUSE PRICK NAZI SHITTY AUTOFELLATIO ASSFACE GOBSHITE FUCKING DICKHEAD DAMN NIGNOG GENITALIA DAGO WALRUS SHIT BIRD SHIT FAGGOT ASS FUCKWIT FLAMING ASS BADGER CROTCH BOOBIES FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! P'KANG BASTARD DAMN IT DOT HEAD HITLER FELCHING WIGGER TITS WARNER MUSIC GROUP PENISFUCK DONKEY DICK ORGASM ASS FASCIST WOP QUEEF BIRD SHIT TITMOUSE WANK DAMN IT BASKETBALL GOD DAMMIT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FASHION BUG GOD BLESS AMERICA PISS ARTIST BALLS LIMEY WANK WANKER COON VOTE COCKSHITTER FUCKSTAIN INBRED SHIT SHITHEAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMMIT SUCK MY COCK BALL SACK TITTIES RECTUM RAIDER EPIDIDYMIS CLUSTER FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA INBRED FUCKER TAFFY DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE CLIT CRAP LET'S SHIT NIGGER TUBA NIGGER POMMIE DAMN SOD RAGHEAD SCUMBAG INJUN FUCKSTAIN NEGRO DUMBASS EAT MY SHIT! SHITTY [Insert yet another person's name here] DIPSHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BASTARD TAMPONS DOODIE HEAD FUCKFACE GOD DAMMIT DARTH VADER LOLCAT DOUCHE GRIS LIMEY BEAVER JUSTIN BIEBER HELL SAND NIGGER HOMO FUCK OFF PORCH MONKEY SPUNK BULLSHIT SOD OFF GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE SON OF A BITCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BOOBS BUGFUCK SHIT CUNT RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK PUSSY DEVELOPERS! DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE FUCKHEAD MOLDY TITS CUNT FUCKER FUCKING A WANKER HELL BONER SHITHEAD JOHNNY NIPPLES TITS FUCKFACE FLYING FUCK NIGGER ARSEBADGERS CUNTING ASSCRACK MICK BEANER PUSSYLICKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK DICK INBRED PENIS BALL SACK BULLSHIT PECKERHEAD EXTRA LONG PENIS TRANNY ASSHAT JACKASS TAMPONS RAT'S COCK SEX ASSHOLE POOPY BEAVER MONKEY SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FLYING RAT'S ASS CRAPFUCKER HELL ASS YOU WANKER FUCKING BASEBALL WOMEN'S RIGHTS WANKSPLAT CHING CHONG CHINK BUKKAKE BUKKAKE DICKFACE JAP DAMN IT SHITHEAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CRAP HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BATHING SUIT AREA GYPSY CUNNILINGUS INBRED CRACKER FLYING FUCK FIST FUCK EAT MY SHIT! CAMEL JOCKEY GOD DAMN NIGGER TITS BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN GREASER POLESMOKER HORSE SHIT POMMIE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FRENCH TICKLER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CHENEY ASSFACE RAGHEAD DELICIOUS CAKE HELL TITWANK BASTARD TIT SPRINKLES HYPERINFLATION HORSE SHIT I WILL END YOU! HOMO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SUCK MY COCK FUCK OFF FUCK YOU EPIDIDYMIS CUM SAMUEL L. JACKSON WIENER KRAUT RAT'S COCK COON CHINK SHIT BOB SAGET FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK TITS & DICKS BAT FUCK INSANE ASSCRACK WETBACK PISS ARTIST HELL CANNED QUOTE SAGGY TITS FUCKFACE YID SOD COMMUNIST DILDO BAD MOTHERFUCKER NAZI DYKE GENITALIA SAND NIGGER FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER CUNT CRACKER SEX DICK IN A BOX VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN IT NICARAGUA MALARKY TWAT BONER SCUMBAG NAZI NIGGER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FALUN GONG FUCKWIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK A DUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKWIT TOWELHEAD BLOWJOB SCROTUM MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN DAMN GOD DAMN FUCK SUGAR NECROPHILIA EXTRA LONG PENIS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKSTAIN HO ASS NIGNOG SON OF A BITCH ASSHOLE POOPOO HELL PISSHOLE COCKGOBLIN CUNT NEGRO PUSSY SHIT MONKEY'S UNCLE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SCUMBAG DICKFACE JACKASS WIENER TITMOUSE MAMA MIA SHITE DICK TITS SHITE POLACK SHITE NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS REDSKIN ARSEBADGERS MARCH OF FLAMES FRAK TITS & DICKS BULLCRAP SUCK A BIG DICK CUNT GENITALIA ARSE CUNT BALLS HORSE PENIS WANK JIZZ FUCK FUCKER SUCK A BIG DICK ASS HORSE PENIS LET'S SHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASSHOLE CUNT BULLSHIT DILDO TAFFY CRACKER ALEX TREBEK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SNUFF PORN HORSE PENIS COON FRIG BULLSHIT FUCKHEAD SLOPE WANK MICK SPANK THE MONKEY WEHATEMARIO ASS ASS BULLSHIT LIMEY MONKEY SHIT FUCKWIT SHITFUCKER TIT DIRT 30 CASES OF PICKLES RUSKIE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SUCK MY DICK PIECE OF SHIT ASSRAPING SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE FELCHING TWISTY VAGINA SUCK A BIG DICK HELL RAT'S COCK MOZILLA FIREFOX WHORE CHOAD TAFFY RUSKIE DYKE BALL SACK POO POO BLOWJOB WHORE ASSWIPE BULLSHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUTT-HEAD DOG SHIT GENITALIA POMMIE SHIT COON CRAP ON A STICK HONKY INJUN TURD [EXPLETIVE] LOLCAT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DICKFACE CRAP INCEST TWAT BUTTFUCKER NIGGER CHOAD DIRTY SANCHEZ FLYING FUCK BEAVER ASSWIPE SHIT LET'S SHIT RAPE I WILL END YOU! PEARL NECKLACE SHITE AUTOFELLATIO DOUCHE SHITE HOT GRITS WIGGER HITLER MOLDY TITS ARSE MACACA BITCH ANAL FUCKTARD FUCK YOU [expletive deleted] KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 WANK BITCH DAMN NI ARSE CUNT LAPPER FUCKSTAIN HELL SHITFUCKER SHITE KNOBJOCKEY PIECE OF SHIT COCKSUCKER BELGIUM FUCKER ASS WIKIPEDIA HUEY P. NEWTON MOTHERFUCKER BOOBIES PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! ARSEBADGERS PISSHOLE VENEREAL DISEASE DICKHEAD CUNNILINGUS CHICKEN SHIT SHITE NAZI FRITZ SCROTUM WANKER ALF CUNT LAPPER GENITALIA ASSWIPE RUSKIE ASSHOLE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING A HOMO FUCK YOU BITCH FUCK NUGGET PIG PISS DAMNATION ARSE ASSHAT PISS CRACKER ASS SCROTUM YOU WANKER JESSE McCARTNEY GOD DAMN SEMEN SHITHEAD MOLDY TITS SAMUEL L. JACKSON BUGFUCK BONER BOOBS EXTRA LONG PENIS BEANER O CANADA HELL ASS TITTYWANK CUNT FUCKING JUMP! BASTARD BOOBIES FUCKBAG KRAUT DICKHEAD I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU LAKE TITICACA FEWMETS VENEREAL DISEASE DICK ASSCRACK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON GRAPE PENIS FEMADOM BULLSHIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SON OF A BITCH POLAK FLYING FUCK BIGNOSE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT HOT GRITS DAMN WALRUS SHIT NIGNOG MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BITCH BALLS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK I WILL END YOU! DAMN FUCK SHITFUCKER SEMPRINI PISSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT DONKEY DICK DOODIE HEAD KAFFIR DAMNATION POLAK SHITTY SUCK MY DICK PIG BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCKTARD ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOUCHEBAG DICK CROTCH SHITSKIN FUCK DAMN SHITE FUCK BRITNEY ASSWIPE BUGFUCK FUCK CHOAD ARSE SHITE CROTCH ASSFACE ASSHAT NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER ASS LICKER SON OF A BITCH CUM GENITALIA SON OF A BITCH GRINGO CHICKEN SHIT WIGGER SCROTUM TITS & DICKS NEOPETS POOPY FUCK YOU NIPPLES YOGHURT CANNON CUNTRAG KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH BASTARD BOOBS WINDOWS VISTA BALL SACK MALL SANTA BUGGER OFF HEIL HITLER! WALRUS SHIT SHIT WOP ASSHAT URINE-GARGLING HELL SAND NIGGER ASSWIPE SNUFF PORN REBECCA BLACK JERRY MOTHERFUCKER CLEMEN GRIS FLYING FUCK YOU WANKER CLUSTER FUCK FUCKSTAIN COCKSUCKER DICK BITCH TITWANK FRITZ TRANNY P'KANG GYPSY SEX SCUMBUCKET COON SNUFF PORN REDNECK BASTARD DICK DILDO REDNECK MONKEY SHIT FEATURED TITTYWANK TAIWAN ASSHOLE JOHNNY INBRED PIECE OF SHIT CROTCH DOUCHE RAGHEAD JACKASS ASSWIPE CUNTING ASSCRACK CC PLZ HOLY DUMB FUCK DICK CHICKEN WIENER FUCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SPANK THE MONKEY BUGFUCK POLACK DAMN JERRY SHITHEAD FUCKFACE GENITALIA WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! SHITSLINGING FUCKING BASEBALL MOTHERFUCKER ASS INJUN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WALRUS SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER CLIT FELCHING FUCK GOD DAMN ASSFACE FELLATIO DYKE DICKFACE PEEPEE ABO ASSFACE SCUMBAG TITTIES LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DUMBASS HOLY DUMB FUCK DAMN COCK GOD DAMN BULLSHIT CLEMEN DAMNATION FLYING RAT'S ASS SEX GIVING HEAD TAMPON IN MY ASS ASSHAT I'LL RAPE YOU CRAPPY BUGFUCK GIVING HEAD LIMEY FUCKER WIENER CUNNILINGUS ASS SEMEN FALSE BENSON HADJI COCKSUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT KAFFIR GOD DAMMIT BEAVER RICK MORANIS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSHAT VAGINA SHITSLINGING FUCKSTAIN SHITTY YOU WANKER SHIT GENITALIA FUCKBAG DICK TITS DAMN IT JESSE McCARTNEY CHIGGER ASS HELL JOHNNY POLACK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BALL SACK GO COUNT YOUR DICK SCROTUM CRACKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BITCH FRITZ GOD DAMN I AM CORNHOLIO! WALRUS SHIT BORDER HOPPER ASSFACE FUCKER RAT'S COCK SUGARTITS FUCKFACE FUCKHEAD SHITTY KIKE FUCK MOCCASINS SUCK MY COCK GYPSY DYKE SHITBALLS BITCH PIKACHU COCKING FUCKBOROUGH WALRUS SHIT SHIT PUSSY GOBSHITE PEDOPHILIA BULLSHIT SHITFACE DUNE COON NIGGER VAGINA INCEST FRIG HEIL HITLER! BELLEND NI FUCKFACE GOD DAMMIT FRAK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS WANKSPLAT RAT'S ASS ASS DAMMIT ASSWIPE DIPSHIT HATE HATE HAT DUMBASS FUCKER CUNT SHITFUCKER BASTARD CLEMEN BOLLOCKS DOUCHING SHIT ASSFACE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH POLESMOKER DICKHEAD CUNT BASTARD TITTIES LET'S SHIT SACRAMENTO CLEMEN GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS TITS & DICKS BONG SHIT BRUSH MA TEETH DICKHEAD FUCKWIT 666 PISS UP MY ARSE FAG CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT YOU WANKER ARSE MOTHERFUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKHEAD PENIS ON A STICK BUTTFUCKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCK CUNT BALL SACK SEMEN DAMNATION INBRED LAKE TITICACA YUKKY DOODY ORGASM PENISFUCK BALL SACK SAGGY TITS FALSE BENSON WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SAND NIGGER ASSHAT FUCKER SAND NIGGER DONGSHOVER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG ANAL DIABETES ANAL JOHNNY FUCK YOU GRINGO YOUR MOM FUCK YOU KAFFIR AY-AY-AY BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK MILF DOUCHING BULLSHIT CRACKER DICK CHICKEN DIPSHIT BALL SACK ASSFACE TWAT BLUMPKIN ARSE MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! BITCH FUCKFACE CONDOMS TITWANK SHITBALLS HADJI FLAMING ASS BADGER QUEEF BUGGER AAAAAAAAA! ARSE CHOAD HUMAN RIGHTS DICKFACE ARSE SHIT FUCK YOU BUKKAKE ASSHOLE TWISTY VAGINA BLUE PENIS! SCUMBAG GINGERBREAD FUCKWIT INBRED HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ROSIE O'DONNELL PISS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMMIT HITLER CONDOMS PISS POLAK BITCH TOWELHEAD JIGGABOO COCKSMOKER CRAPMUNCHER SHIT WANK PISS ARTIST [expletive deleted] FRED PHELPS ASS PISSHOLE PORCH MONKEY I WILL END YOU! DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BOB SAGET ASSHAT COON SEMEN COCKSMOKER DICK CHICKEN ASSCRACK TURD BUGGER CROTCH CUM [expletive deleted] SHIT SHIT PEDOPHILIA BULLSHIT SUCK MY COCK CUNTSWILLING JACKASS SEX BIGNOSE CAMEL FUCKER SHIT ASSHAT SMEG ASSWIPE SHIT SHITHEAD FUCK WETBACK CUNTYMINTS BOLLOCKS DAMN FRITZ DAMN DICKHEAD JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK MOTHERFUCKER NAZI DAMMIT SUCK MY DICK GREASER GOD DAMN YID FEWMETS AY-AY-AY CUNT COCK SHITBALLS JACKASS CLUSTER FUCK FUCKING A JACKASS SHITFACE I LIKE BUSH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CHIGGER DICKWAD SHITCOCK DICKHEAD FUCKTARD BITCH BONER BAD MOTHERFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS HORSE PENIS PUSSYLICKER HONKY AUTOFELLATIO ASSCRACK DICK CHICKEN WANKSPLAT OH SHI– CRAPFUCKER FUCKING ARSE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! SHITFACE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BORDER HOPPER CRACKER POO POO BLOWJOB DICKHEAD TITWANK FELCHMONKEY CRACKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASSBANDIT BLUMPKIN I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY CUNT SHIT LIKE A HORSE CUM FOUR-EYES BASTARD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST MOTHERFUCKER ASS COCKSUCKER NIGGER SHITBALLS CROTCH SHITTY PISS ARTIST BUTT-HEAD ASSRAPING PENIS SHITSLINGING WILLY WONKA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BIGNOSE FUCK OFF DAMN IT CHINK BALL SACK ASSHAT DAMN IT SCROTUM DAMN GENITALIA TOWELHEAD GOOK FUCKTARD GO COUNT YOUR DICK INBRED DAMN BUGFUCK POTTYMOUTH OSTRICH MY ASS PEEPEE JIZZ DUMBASS SHITFACE SHITSLINGING SOD TAFFY DUMBASS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS RAT'S COCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOUCHE DOUCHE NAZI VAGINA FUCKFACE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!
How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BEAVER LET'S SHIT DOUCHE NAZI SEX ASSHOLE MACACA BITCH SCROTUM ASSFACE NI ASSHOLE JACKASS BUTT-HOLE BIG FOOT EMO JACK OFF DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! HITLER FUCK FUCK OFF ANAL DIABETES TITWANK [expletive deleted] CUNT WANKER HORSE SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS BIRD SHIT FENCE JUMPER FUCK FUCKING SPUNK WANK CHOAD DAMN SHITHEAD HELL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST POLAK FUCK OFF BUTTFUCKER BAT FUCK INSANE SPANK THE MONKEY SUCK COCKS IN HELL! WANK TITS DOG FUCKER PENIS FUCKWIT MALARKY GOD DAMMIT POTTYMOUTH DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BANGKOK TACO FEMADOM SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER DICK IN A BOX BOOBS KRAUT HAIL SATAN! PISS DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! PRICK SHITTY DUNE COON ASS FASCIST BALLS BELGIUM FLAMING ASS BADGER SMEG ASSCRACK CHINK PUSSY BLOWJOB BOLLOCKS RUSKIE FUCKSTAIN SEX SHIT SHIT Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive NIGGER and with the MASTURBATION and his GOD BLESS AMERICA of girraffes in which [expletive deleted] while reading about FUCKTARD!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See ART METAL PRODUCTS also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- BUGFUCK
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is INBRED funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its ASS subject. If you do not find it funny ASSCRACK, it is probably because you are an INBRED SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. suck my mothers If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a PENIS joke loses its humour SHIT when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so REDSKIN ignorant, then you wouldn't have O CANADA needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKER BULLCRAP!!!!!I <3 COCK |
