Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SPIC'MOCCASINS'DICKHEAD'JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK'COCKSTUFFER'BOOBS'JACKASS SHIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSHOLE neurochemical FUCK disorder PRICK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BITCH, sudden FLYING RAT'S ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT or GOD DAMN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated VENEREAL DISEASE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SLOPE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MOTHERFUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TACO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKHEAD FUCKTARD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BUTT PIRATE utterFUCKance of socially GENITALIA objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DICK CHICKEN television programs to address BLOWJOB Tourette's syndrome.

BITCH Tourette's is I WILL END YOU! not to be [EXPLETIVE] confused with CLUSTERFUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HELL chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SNUFF PORN random TWISTY VAGINA disorientation, culturally-ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SOD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PECKERHEAD language, PISS OFF and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH FUCKING of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JAP souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKSTAIN quantities SHITFACE of ANAL DIABETES SAMUEL L. JACKSON garbage.

Darnit.

A KAFFIR Polite Note to the MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE Author:

The SHITE Tourette's MOCKIE Research Institute was CUNNILINGUS founded to SPUNK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BASTARD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKING JUMP! article ABO funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JACK OFF I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BIRD SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKING JUMP!.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FLYING FUCK Tourrette's sufferers CUNT swear. You can CUNTRAG blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GANGBANG TV, for always focusing on the JERK OFF bad side of a terrible GOD DAMMIT thing.
• The main DELICIOUS CAKE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CLEMEN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WALRUS SHIT knee JUSTIN BIEBER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCKHEAD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FENCE JUMPER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BRUSH MA TEETH school for FUCKING something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GENITALIA sufferers to become RAT'S COCK manically depressed and DIPSHIT commit GENITALIA suicide.
• There is no FUCKING FUCKFUCKER cure, and the BLUMPKIN drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKING FUCKFUCKER tics often have adverse DUNE COON side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK perodol" which caused my entire MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE body to go BLUMPKIN numb and SAND NIGGER basically made it NIGGA! worse than FLYING FUCK it is without the MOTHERFUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a ASS tourette syndrome CUNT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JAP the HOMO public view of Tourettes as a "IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITSLINGING much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MOCCASINS sorry for ARSE "hi-jacking" your BELLEND entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CHOAD this that really MASTURBATION annoys me. I am working towards a COCKING FUCKBOROUGH better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BLUMPKIN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be GOD DAMN, and making fun of a TIT SPRINKLES horrible disorder is (not) SUCK COCKS IN HELL! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUNT time.

Best SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BUKKAKE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese 1984 reply

As INDIA HAS NUKES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT RIOTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONGOLIANS Westerners show is not an ELECTION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of AMERICA'S GREAT! degenerate capitalist culture in those ELECTION countries. When showing AMERICA'S GREAT! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FIREWALLS in countries CENSORSHIP leadership, those problems does not POISON IN TOOTHPASTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHT WING byproduct of your MINORITIES capitalist society CAPITALISM.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. YUKY DOODY Regards to Andrew POTTYMOUTH Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CONDOMS reply

The I'LL RAPE YOU bastard who wrote this article. You can BASTARD punch him if you FUCKING JUMP! want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE'S MOMMA put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HELL saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my CHUFF intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BITCH Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TOSSER and SHITHEAD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with NIPPLES music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASS BAND WITH 4 SHITFACE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TWAT HORSE! BITCH IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BITCH'S HOUSE

How SPIC to MALARKY cure TRANNY the I WILL END YOU! Tourette's TWO-INCH PENIS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BUTT PIRATE for CLEVELAND STEAMER Tourette's BITCH Syndrome JUSTIN BIEBER is ASSHOLE following JACKASS these BIGNOSE rules SONNY BILL WILLIAMS in PISS order:

• 1: Avoid DAMN immature PENIS little HELL kids,
• 2: Count to RAT'S COCK within SHIT 10 INBREDseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ANUSCAKE FROG'S FAT ASS BUTTFUCKER nor SPANK THE MONKEY talk,
• 4: Tell SHITSLINGING yourself you ASSHAT don't DUMBASS have CLEVELAND STEAMER this BEANER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCK WITH NASTY SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKFACE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BITCH last straw FUCKHEAD!

I fucking put SUCK MY COCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE PIECE OF SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at KIKE the TOP OF ALEX TREBEK THIS ASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BUGGER offensive. PENIS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to LIMEY people who try BOON to battle JUNGLE BUNNY'COCKGOBLIN that tight-ass MONKEY'S UNCLE 17-year-TONY LA RUSSA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DAMN it now, but someone said FUCKING JUMP!' COCKSUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON'SEX on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CRAPFUCKER is a laughing BLISTERING BARNACLES matter. Plus there MOTHERFUCKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKSTAIN Uncyclopedia, there are DOUCHE NAZI articles ASSHAT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching NICARAGUA stuff. So DELICIOUS CAKE that means CUNTING ASSCRACK stop getting mad at the HELL first part too and GANGBANG talking about the GOBSHITE letter that it's 666 mocking (what WIGGER letter? I don't even know what FUDGEPACKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian DONKEY DICK hi self WANK even made a really DAMN IT good point. "It's DAMN nothing more FUCK from a head nod to a BUTTFUCKER knee tick". FUCKHEAD. Which I'll add INCEST onto FEWMETS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DICKHEAD suffer that JACKASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes HO it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to LIMEY be, because if I were a SHITFUCKER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHIT hilarious. If you WANK Want facts, go on DUMBASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITFACE be offended, don't read JOHNNY the freaking MACACA article anyway.

PUSSY DICK CHICKEN TITS TAMPONS FAGGOT HOLY DUMB FUCK CUNT ASSCRACK AUTOFELLATIO WANK

CRAPPY CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BUTT PIRATE BOOBS JIZZ GREASER DEVELOPERS! RECTUM RAIDER GOATSE RAPE ASS POMMIE CLEVELAND STEAMER YOU WANKER NIGGER TITS JIGGABOO BELLEND BITCH DELICIOUS CAKE ASS FASCIST VENEREAL DISEASE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SHITFACE FUCKER NIGGER TITS JERRY HOMO CUM WANK WANK HOT GRITS BIRD SHIT FELCHING DONALD RUMSFELD SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT DOUCHEBAG GRINGO GRIS DAMN FREEDOM OF SPEECH NECROPHILIA SPICY CUNT FUCK FOUR-EYES MOCCASINS BULLSHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SEX ASS FASCIST BASTARD HELLFUCKER HELL VAGINA JACKASS FEWMETS SHITHEAD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE NORTH KOREA ASSHAT DICKFACE PISS OFF MY ASS DUMBASS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH GOD DAMN COON FUCKBAG BUNG-HOLE I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! CHAV FUCKHEAD ROSIE O'DONNELL CRAP BASTARD LENS CRAFTERS FUCK WANK DAMN DICK IN A BOX BALL SACK GOD DAMN GRIS BASTARD TWAT JACKASS SHIT BASTARD SEMEN DICK ASSRAMMER FUCK SUCK A BIG DICK POMMIE EMO DAMN IT RAGHEAD ASSFACE SEX PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WANKSPLAT JESSE McCARTNEY BEANER MOTHERFUCKER BLOWJOB BOOBIES GOOK REBECCA BLACK HOLY DUMB FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CUM FUCKTARD CRAPPY CAMEL JOCKEY GOOK PISS OFF HELLFIRE WOODPECKERSHIT PISS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS AUTOFELLATIO YOU WANKER WETBACK PISS UP MY ARSE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS POOPY FUCKER JERK OFF DAMN RAT'S COCK NIPPLES PENIS ON A STICK ANAL DIABETES BONG ARSE ASSHOLE BEANER DAMN BOOBS BOLLOCKS ASS P'KANG TWISTY VAGINA BONER RICK MORANIS DICKFACE ARSE WINDOWS VISTA CHOAD MASTURBATION STEVE BALLMER BIRD SHIT COCKSHITTER EPIDIDYMIS BUTTFUCKER FOUR-EYES WANKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MONKEY'S UNCLE SHITHEAD THONG TASTER NIGGER DUMBASS SOD OFF YOU WANKER DOUCHETITS FUCK OFF FELCHMONKEY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER INCEST TITS & DICKS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DAMN FUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HELL SUGARTITS COCK FUCKER NAZI FUCK CHIGGER ARSE HELL NIGNOG INBRED CRAPMUNCHER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POLACK FAGGOT COLGATE DAMN CHOAD ASSBANDIT ASS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR HEAVEN CUNT DOG SHIT TWAT MICK HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN GOATSE TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PICKANINNY POTTYMOUTH FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CONAN O'BRIAN PENIS NIGGER DIPSHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! POLAK FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT SHITSLINGING SHITTY ART METAL PRODUCTS BUTTFUCKER BULLSHIT [Insert yet another person's name here] HEIL HITLER! PISSHOLE ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! WANK CUNT CRAPPER OH SHI– CUNT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DOT HEAD PISSHOLE ASSCRACK GYPSY CUNT SHAKOPEE FUCKSTAIN DAMN DONALD RUMSFELD PISSHOLE WANK CHOAD BALL SACK ANAL KIDDY FIDDLER FIRECROTCH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MOZILLA FIREFOX 666 CHOAD BOLLOCKS RAPE ASSHOLE TITS HELL ORGASM PRICK DOM DeLUISE suck my mothers CRACKER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS NICARAGUA BLOWJOB COCK LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT WALRUS SHIT ASSCRACK NECROPHILIA DICKLICK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FROG TAMPONS DICKWAD DAGO POLESMOKER BOOBIES SAMUEL L. JACKSON FRENCH TICKLER BITCH COCKSUCKER DAMMIT FUCKING FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BATHING SUIT AREA SEX DAMN ASSHAT BALLS TIMBER NIGGER PUSSY FUCKWIT AUTOFELLATIO DICKWAD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE GO COUNT YOUR DICK FASHION BUG DONKEY PUNCHER DAMN MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE TRANNY SHIT SCUMBAG HONKY ASSWIPE SHITFACE BUGFUCK FUCKWIT HOSER JERK OFF BOLLOCKS GO COUNT YOUR DICK AY-AY-AY SHITSLINGING SHITTING DICK NIPPLES RAT'S COCK SHIT FOUR-EYES BOOBIES BELLEND BUNG-HOLE BITCH SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT FUCKSTAIN POWERSHIT PISS GRINGO TAMPON IN MY ASS TOSSER ASS DICKHEAD PUSSY CLEVELAND STEAMER BUTTFUCKER TEDDY BEARS BITCH FUCKSTAIN POLACK COON SPUNK SAMUEL L. JACKSON BALLS SOD OFF ARSE HELL ASSHAT DICKFACE FUCKER MOCCASINS COMMUNIST DILDO YOU WANKER WANK HOLY DUMB FUCK ASS POLESMOKER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON JERRY MOTHERFUCKER BRITNEY FENCE JUMPER HELL FUCKING JUMP! BALLS BELLEND TWAT COCKSUCKER CHIGGER WANK PISS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITE POMMIE FUCK NIGNOG JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FELLATIO KIKE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR PEARL NECKLACE FUCKING BASEBALL RAT'S ASS SHITFUCKER SEX OLD CHRIST OF A FUCKING GIVING HEAD PUSSY ORGASM GRIS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DAMN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FEMADOM DIPSHIT GOOK FUCKSTAIN FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN SON OF A BITCH ASSFACE BITCH DOT HEAD HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SOD STRAWBERRY ASS SHIT DOT HEAD GOD DAMN ASSHOLE PIG DAMN IT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BAD MOTHERFUCKER ABO WIKIPEDIA PIG BIBLE BASHER YUKY DOODY JACKASS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS YOUR MOM SHITHEAD SHITE 30 CASES OF PICKLES DONKEY DICK AY-AY-AY MOCCASINS SIGMUND FREUD FUCKWIT MONKEY SHIT YOGHURT CANNON SPANK THE MONKEY SON OF A BITCH TURD HEIL HITLER! PAKI PICKANINNY GOOK GOD DAMMIT suck my mothers CUNT FUCKSTAIN TIBET CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR COCKSUCKER TURD BOOBIES SHITHEAD BANGKOK SCUMBUCKET HYPERINFLATION ASS SON OF A BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFUCKER BUTT PIRATE HELL BUTTFUCKER TITWANK BELLEND DYKE THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA MARGARET THATCHER BUGGER MOTHERFUCKER CHIGGER ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HITLER DAMN IT FUCK A DUCK CRAP DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SUCK MY COCK MARGARET THATCHER SHIT SHIT GENITALIA BUTTFUCKER FUCKTARD DOUCHEBAG GOD DAMMIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SEMEN CHIGGER GENITALIA CARPET MUNCHER SAND NIGGER BOOBIES PEARL NECKLACE FUCKBAG CAPTAIN CRUNCH ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU MAMA MIA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE COCK CUNTYMINTS NAZI BOOBIES MARGARET THATCHER MICK CHUFF BUKKAKE SPIC DIPSHIT ASSHAT WOP SAMUEL L. JACKSON BITCH WANK ABO FUCKER BITCH WEHATEMARIO FLYING FUCK BASKETBALL HOOP SEX PISS LIMEY ASSFACE RAT'S COCK WANKSPLAT SCUMBAG CUNT CRAPPER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKBAG MARGARET THATCHER FUCKING DICKFACE FUCKHEAD GIVING HEAD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CRAP PIG PICKANINNY CARPET MUNCHER SPIC CLIT CLEMEN POWERSHIT LET'S SHIT WANK FUCK YOU DAMN PISS RECTUM RAIDER I WILL END YOU! THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE TITS CC PLZ BULLSHIT CHIGGER FUCK OFF FROG BRUSH MA TEETH MALL SANTA DUMBASS DIRTY SANCHEZ WANKSPLAT DOUCHING ASSCRACK CLEVELAND STEAMER TWAT SHIT GOOK NEOPETS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SUCK MY DICK WOP SHITFACE CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMN FUCK BULLSHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PENIS WANKER WINDOWS VISTA FUCK BOOBIES DILDO ASS BATHING SUIT AREA BITCH WILLY WONKA ARSE PANCHEN LAMA BUTTFUCKER MOCKIE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SCROTUM VAGINA ASSHAT RAT'S COCK DOUCHING MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHE RICK MORANIS CLIT FUCK CHRIS CHAN JACKASS FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU CLIT GOD DAMN JUNGLE BUNNY WOODPECKERSHIT SPANK THE MONKEY MOTHERFUCKER FUCK REDSKIN PISS UP MY ARSE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASSBANDIT WIGGER CLIT MONKEY'S UNCLE GOATSE CHICKEN SHIT PUNANI FUCKSTAIN WINDOWS VISTA DOM DeLUISE CRAPPY ASSCRACK COON FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS JACK OFF MONKEY BALLS ASSWIPE PISSHOLE DONKEY PUNCHER BEANER I WILL KILL YOU! TITWANK WETBACK RAT'S ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DYKE NIGGER SHITTY SHITFACE FUCKER RAT'S ASS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? POWERSHIT FUCKING A YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN COCKSHITTER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DAMN BALL SACK CUNT CLEMEN NI VENEREAL DISEASE RANDY TRAVIS BASTARD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM COCKSMOKER CUNT DICKHEAD PISS CUNTING ASSCRACK YOU WANKER ASSFACE ASS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHIT EPIDIDYMIS ASSHAT FUCKHEAD FUCKING JUMP! JACKASS SHIT HENTAI FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKFACE DYKE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JACKASS JAP ASSCRACK SHITCOCK BUGGER OFF ASSHAT WIKIPEDIA TWAT DICK TITS SAGGY TITS SHITCUNTING SHUT UP, MEG! CLEMEN PUNANI BALLS FUCK FUCKSTAIN RAT'S COCK NIPPLES CARPET MUNCHER SOD CHRISTHUMPER MOCKIE GOD DAMN ALF CUNT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNTRAG BUGFUCK BLUMPKIN SHITFACE HONKY SHITE JIZZ WOODPECKERSHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA D'OH SHIT MARGARET THATCHER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PISS ARTIST FLYING FUCK GOD DAMN FRIENDS SAGGY TITS POWERSHIT DICKFACE TITTYWANK LET'S SHIT WHITE POWER BAT FUCK INSANE SHIT RAT'S COCK FUCKING A COMMUNIST DILDO CLIT DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER [Insert swear here] ASSHOLE INBRED SCUMBAG CARPET MUNCHER POOPOO CUM PIECE OF SHIT SHITSLIDE ASS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PORCH MONKEY LIMEY CONDOMS SHITFACE CUM SHIT WHORE ASSCRACK SHIT FUCK DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BITCH AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! CUNT FUCK YOU ARSE EMO KIKE OSTRICH MY ASS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ASS LICKER PUSSY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CROTCH TOSSER FUCKER DOT HEAD RANDY TRAVIS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! REBECCA BLACK ASSCRACK SMEG THONG TASTER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK TAMPONS KIDDY FIDDLER SHITE TUBA SCROTUM WIKIPEDIA INBRED DAMMIT BONER BAD MOTHERFUCKER ROSIE O'DONNELL SHITSLINGING FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKER FOUR-EYES DAMN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COON ASS NORTH KOREA FUCKSTAIN INJUN SHAKOPEE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FAG SHIT ANUSCAKE JOHNNY DOG SHIT SPUNK DICK IN A BOX BITCH DOUCHING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SEMEN TWISTY VAGINA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FOUR-EYES GREASER SHIT CUNT YOU WANKER CHOAD CUNTBUCKET SPIC FUCKBAG DICK CHICKEN PENISBIRD INCEST JERK OFF WARNER MUSIC GROUP SCROTUM DOODIE HEAD FUCKHEAD BASTARD WIKIPEDIA NAZI FUCKFACE CHICKEN SHIT STRAWBERRY ASS ASSHAT CRAPFUCKER BULLSHIT SHITFACE ASSBANDIT PISS SPIC JACKASS SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT TITS & DICKS JOHNNY WARNER MUSIC GROUP JAP COCKSUCKER SHIT O KURWA! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink POMMIE GOD DAMN RUSTY TROMBONE SOD GOD DAMMIT PIECE OF SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN IT RAGHEAD I AM CORNHOLIO! RUSTY TROMBONE HELLFIRE CHICKEN SHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PENIS ON A BUN BENCH PRESS FUCKSTAIN DICKHEAD DICK HELL MALARKY FUCKSTAIN BUTT-HEAD FAG DIPSHIT BASTARD MARY WHITEHOUSE CUNTRAG TWAT ASS FUCKTARD ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITTY FUCK OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS DONKEY PUNCHER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! PUSSY GOD DAMMIT DOUCHING FUCKSTAIN CONDOMS HELL HENTAI FUCKING PENISFUCK CHOAD GENITALIA FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BALLS REDSKIN INCEST YOU WANKER suck my mothers GYPSY FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCK OFF JUSTIN BIEBER PENIS ON A STICK BONER INCEST DONKEY DICK CUNT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK MONKEY SHIT MACACA JIZZ DUMBASS JACK OFF JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DAMN DAMN ARSE FAGGOT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT VAGINA PRICK SHITBALLS DICKHEAD FAGGOT CHRISTHUMPER PUSSY Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MOCCASINS and with the JACKASS and his BALLS of girraffes in which HO while reading about JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PISS ARTIST also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SEMEN