Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITE neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITBALLS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DIRTY SANCHEZ, sudden POMMIE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JUSTIN BIEBER or GOAT DICK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JACKASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SLOPE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BELGIUM by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SON OF A BITCH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GOD DAMMIT JACKASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous LENS CRAFTERS utterFUCKance of socially KIKE objectionable words).
CUNT Tourette's is SHIT not to be NEOPETS confused with HELLFUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CUNT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TWAT random BUTT-HOLE disorientation, culturally-WALRUS SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TWAT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local INBRED language, BALL SACK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKING A DOUCHEBAG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DOUCHETITS souvenir shoppes and massive BUTTFUCKER quantities PISS of ANAL DIABETES INBRED garbage.
Darnit.
A CHINA IS CAPITALIST Polite Note to the PISS Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ARSE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your POTTYMOUTH article POMMIE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BUKKAKE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MICK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HELL.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about POOPY Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of GENITALIA Tourrette's sufferers SHITFUCKER swear. You can AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JACKASS SHIT TV, for always focusing on the IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
bad side of a terrible CROTCH thing.
- The main SOAPY TITWANK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK knee HENTAI NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is CROTCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GOD DAMN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DICKFACE school for FUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DUMBASS sufferers to become ASS LICKER manically depressed and PRICK commit YOU WANKER suicide.
- There is no DONKEY PUNCHER cure, and the ASS FASCIST drugs that are available to, "calm" the DIPSHIT tics often have adverse CHING CHONG CHINK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MINORITIES perodol" which caused my entire JACKASS body to go P'KANG numb and POLAK basically made it NIGGA! worse than PENIS it is without the PEARL NECKLACE drug.
I am an active member of a PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS tourette syndrome BASEBALL association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating suck my mothers the DAMMIT public view of Tourettes as a "DAMN IT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JIZZ much much (hand spasms) more...
I am SHIT sorry for POLESMOKER "hi-jacking" your JACKASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like D'OH this that really CHOAD annoys me. I am working towards a CROTCH better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CUNT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITTY, and making fun of a JUNGLE BUNNY horrible disorder is (not) FUCKER funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKHEAD time.
Best GOD DAMMIT regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “RAT'S ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese DALAI LAMA reply
As RIGHT WING Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FIREWALLS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill OPINION Westerners show is not an STUDENT MOVEMENT effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SLITTY EYES degenerate capitalist culture in those VOTE countries. When showing PANCHEN LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FREEDOM OF SPEECH in countries CAPITALISM leadership, those problems does not CAPITALISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TAIWAN byproduct of your FALUN GONG capitalist society I LIKE BUSH.
Li Chiang “TIBET” Wen
P.S. FUCKFACE Regards to Andrew RAT'S COCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply
As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?
Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my TURD intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine DIRTY SANCHEZ Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are BELLEND and BUTT-HEAD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WILLY WONKA music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) RAPE BAND WITH 4 CLEVELAND STEAMER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BUTTFUCKER HORSE! DIRTY SANCHEZ IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DIRTY SANCHEZ'S HOUSE
How HUEY P. NEWTON to SUGARTITS cure MILF the IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK Tourette's DAMN Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment CUNT for PEEPEE Tourette's BULLSHIT Syndrome BASTARD is WANKER following FROG'S FAT ASS these CHOAD KISSER rules CUNTING ASSCRACK in RAT'S ASS order:
- 1: Avoid GRAPE PENIS immature BASTARD little JACKASS kids,
- 2: Count to ASS within MONKEY'S UNCLE 10 BOONseconds,
- 3: Do not open your HONKY LONGCAT IS LONG FUCKFACE nor CLUSTERFUCK talk,
- 4: Tell SHAKOPEE yourself you TAFFY don't I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! have CHOAD this WILLY WONKA disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! WITH NASTY CONAN O'BRIAN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CHOAD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the DIRTY SANCHEZ last straw RANDY TRAVIS!
I fucking put BASTARD' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at GOD DAMMIT the TOP OF MILF THIS FUCKING ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be 1984 offensive. BIRD IN THE HOUSE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DONKEY DICK people who try BALLS to battle AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI'CUNT that tight-ass POMMIE 17-year-DOG SHIT—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GOD DAMN it now, but someone said FELCHING' FLYING RAT'S ASS THONG TASTER'GOD DAMMIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ARSEBADGERS is a laughing DICKFACE matter. Plus there TAMPONS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on JERRY Uncyclopedia, there are FRIG articles TITS & DICKS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DICKHEAD stuff. So DOUCHING that means FUCKING stop getting mad at the LIKE FATHER LIKE SON first part too and CLEVELAND STEAMER talking about the BOOBS letter that it's FUCKHEAD mocking (what FUCK YOU letter? I don't even know what LET'S SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian CHINK hi self SCUMBUCKET even made a really FUCKTARD good point. "It's MOLDY TITS nothing more SHITSLINGING from a head nod to a CUNT knee tick". FELLATIO. Which I'll add KIKE onto KRAUT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITSLINGING suffer that BLOWJOB much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes JERK OFF it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNT be, because if I were a JOHNNY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GOAT DICK hilarious. If you ASSRAMMER Want facts, go on ON CRACK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BUGGER OFF be offended, don't read [EXPLETIVE] the freaking FUCKWIT article anyway.
TITTIES MONKEY SHIT SACRED ASS CLUSTERFUCK CHRISTHUMPER DICKHEAD NIPPLES TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BOOBS
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SHIT THONG TASTER HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITHEAD FUCK DEVELOPERS! JAP NEOPETS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DONALD RUMSFELD TACO BITCH SHITFACE DILDO GOD DAMN FUCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT HORSE SHIT FUCKWIT DUMBASS CUNT RAT'S COCK TIT SPRINKLES BITCH DAMN PISS TWISTY VAGINA TITTIES MASTURBATION FUCKTARD BUGGER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD NICARAGUA SPUNK LET'S SHIT NIGGER INCEST DIPSHIT ASSRAMMER SON OF A BITCH SHITE BULLSHIT FUCKING MONKEY BALLS NIGGER BITCH JIZZ BRUSH MA TEETH I WILL END YOU! BOB SAGET BIG FOOT BRUSH MA TEETH AMERICA ONLINE WALRUS SHIT FUCKBAG TAMPON IN MY ASS DOUCHEBAG WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! ASSWIPE O CANADA PISS ARTIST ASS TWAT CUNTYMINTS CHIGGER DAMN IT BRITNEY FUCKING BASEBALL RAT'S ASS NECROPHILIA FUCK PISS SHITFUCKER BUTTFUCKER FUCK DAMN FELCHMONKEY COON SHITHEAD PORCH MONKEY SMEG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
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- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive BEAVER and with the ART METAL PRODUCTS and his COMMUNIST DILDO of girraffes in which JOHNNY while reading about DICKHEAD!!!!!!!!!
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A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See WANKER also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- CHOAD
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is KNOBJOCKEY funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its COCK subject. If you do not find it funny PISSHOLE, it is probably because you are an INBRED BUGGER ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. ASS If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a SHITTY joke loses its humour TITS & DICKS when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so COCKSUCKER ignorant, then you wouldn't have DOUCHE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! COCKSTUFFER NICARAGUA PIGFUCKER JENKEM SPANK THE MONKEY!!!!!I <3 COCK |
