Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without HELL comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a CUNT article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DONKEY PUNCHER neurochemical FUCK disorder PIECE OF SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKSTAIN, sudden LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITSLINGING or FUCKFACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated YOU WANKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may YOU WANKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CLUSTER FUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKWIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MOTHERFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially BITCH objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITHEAD television programs to address MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! Tourette's syndrome.

NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Tourette's is TITS & DICKS not to be BOOBS confused with PEEPEE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying REDSKIN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BOLLOCKS random DONGSHOVER disorientation, culturally-RAT'S COCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSWIPE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUNT language, FUCKSTAIN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKING A SHITPISSER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE souvenir shoppes and massive DICKLICK quantities JIGGABOO of ANAL DIABETES SEMEN garbage.

Darnit.

A CROTCH Polite Note to the CLEMEN Author:

The DICK IN A BOX Tourette's SON OF A BITCH Research Institute was FUCK founded to CUNT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITSKIN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITBALLS article GRINGO funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SEMEN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NAZI changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance POLACK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MASTURBATION Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of CUNTING ASSCRACK Tourrette's sufferers FROG'S FAT ASS swear. You can TURD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WANKSPLAT TV, for always focusing on the HADJI bad side of a terrible SHITTY thing.
  • The main CUNTRAG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TUBA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WOP knee SHITFACE NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is DYKE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SPANK THE MONKEY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKING school for JACKASS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK YOU sufferers to become FUCK manically depressed and 666 commit NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! suicide.
  • There is no FLYING FUCK cure, and the PEDOPHILIA drugs that are available to, "calm" the BASTARD tics often have adverse SHITFUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FIST FUCK perodol" which caused my entire FUCKSTAIN body to go OSTRICH MY ASS numb and CUNT basically made it NIGGA! worse than TITTIES it is without the LAKE TITICACA drug.

I am an active member of a DICK TITS tourette syndrome SHITSLINGING association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JESUS FUCKING CHRIST the TUBA public view of Tourettes as a "DICK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BUGFUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am LONGCAT IS LONG sorry for MALARKY "hi-jacking" your WETBACK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JOHN SMILEY FACE this that really DAMN IT annoys me. I am working towards a CLEMEN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BITCH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be INBRED, and making fun of a KNOBJOCKEY horrible disorder is (not) SHITTY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JIZZ time.

Best FLYING FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese 1984 reply

As LHASA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MINORITIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those CAPITALISM countries. When showing PRINCE PHILIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! in countries CHRISTIANITY leadership, those problems does not COMMUNISM IS STUPID occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIVER CRABS SUCK byproduct of your CULT OF THE DEAD COW capitalist society FALUN GONG.

Li Chiang “CULT OF THE DEAD COW” Wen

P.S. INBRED Regards to Andrew CHRISTHUMPER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The FUCK YOU bastard who wrote this article. You can SCUMBAG punch him if you DUMBASS want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough UNITED KINGDOM problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this MUGABE'S MOMMA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with CECIL JOHN RHODES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CLUSTER FUCK saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my BASTARD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How WANK to FUCKING FUCKFUCKER cure PISS ARTIST the RUSTY TROMBONE Tourette's JIZZ Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CROTCH for PEARL NECKLACE Tourette's WIENER Syndrome CONDOMS is ASS FASCIST following FUCK OFF these STEVE BALLMER rules URINE-GARGLING in WARNER MUSIC GROUP order:

  • 1: Avoid WANK immature CUM little WANKSPLAT kids,
  • 2: Count to CUNTSWILLING within SPANK THE MONKEY 10 FROG'S FAT ASSseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your BUGGER TITMOUSE WALRUS SHIT nor BASTARD talk,
  • 4: Tell YID yourself you WEHATEMARIO don't SAMUEL L. JACKSON have SHIT this DAMN disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JIZZ WITH NASTY MOZILLA FIREFOX DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S QUEEF FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKSTAIN last straw FUCK OFF!

I fucking put DOUCHING' my comment at the TOP OF THE CHINK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PORCUPINE'S BALLS the TOP OF JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK THIS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITE offensive. DAMN IT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NIGGER people who try GOD DAMMIT to battle REDNECK'DRAMA that tight-ass FUCKER 17-year-{{expletive|1}—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PISS OFF MY ASS it now, but someone said PISS' NEGRO SEMEN'HONKY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING COCKING FUCKBOROUGH is a laughing HOLY DUMB FUCK matter. Plus there WOP was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SEMPRINI Uncyclopedia, there are RICK MORANIS articles UNITED KINGDOM about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BITCH stuff. So NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! that means HUMAN RIGHTS stop getting mad at the ASS first part too and SHIT talking about the WANK letter that it's LIMEY mocking (what YOU WANKER letter? I don't even know what DOT HEAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian DAMN IT hi self PISSHOLE even made a really COON good point. "It's WOODPECKERSHIT nothing more SON OF A BITCH from a head nod to a MICK knee tick". EPIDIDYMIS. Which I'll add I WILL END YOU! onto TURD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SACRAMENTO suffer that JACKASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CLUSTER FUCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PISS be, because if I were a ARSE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PISSHOLE hilarious. If you ARSE Want facts, go on SHITCOCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BITCH be offended, don't read MILF the freaking DIRTY SANCHEZ article anyway.

BONER NIPPLES FUCKHEAD DOUCHEBAG INBRED FAGGOT ASSHAT PISS ARTIST ARSE CONDOMS

FUCKING BITCH ASS SCUMBAG DOG SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ HONKY COCKING FUCKBOROUGH POLACK POTTYMOUTH SEMEN [expletive deleted] SUGARTITS PORCH MONKEY GENITALIA SHIT TOTAL MOLDY TITS BLUE PENIS! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKSTAIN CLUSTER FUCK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS TAFFY SPIC FUCK YOU JERK OFF NIGGER CRACKER POLAK GOD DAMN ART METAL PRODUCTS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT NEGRO HELL GOD DAMN CUNT CRAPPER DILDO RAT'S COCK WALRUS SHIT YOU WANKER DOUCHEBAG ASSHOLE FROG'S FAT ASS MY COMMUNION WAFER OF DONGSHOVER WANKSPLAT FRENCH TICKLER SHITSLINGING JIZZ DUMBASS DAMMIT JENKEM DOUCHE NAZI I DON'T HAVE AIDS RONNIE CORBETT OH SHI– SHIT ON CRACK BOB SAGET ALF BUTTFUCKER SHITE WIENER SHITBALLS FUCKBAG PENIS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CAMEL FUCKER MALL SANTA LAKE TITICACA GANGBANG PENIS ON A STICK SCUMBAG MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DOG SHIT REDSKIN BUGGER RAT'S ASS ORGASM PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NIGGER YOUR MOM SEMEN JERRY BASTARD SUCK MY COCK POLACK GOBSHITE FUCKING FUCK YOU HELL FUCKSTAIN BRITNEY MONKEY SHIT AMERICA ONLINE DAMMIT CUNTING ASSCRACK TITS BALLS HO DYKE BULLSHIT HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! SHITBALLS FUCKBAG SHITSLINGING PORCH MONKEY CAMEL JOCKEY RAT'S ASS PENIS HONKY JAP EXTRA LONG PENIS RICK MORANIS SHITSKIN ASS VAGINA DIRTY SANCHEZ SUGARTITS FUCK OFF SPICY CUNT FUCK TITS DOODIE HEAD FUCKTARD GOD DAMN BLOWJOB DUNE COON CUNTRAG FUCKING HORSE SHIT GANGBANG TACO FUCK BUNG-HOLE RAT'S COCK TAFFY BULLSHIT TESTICLE CHOKE JAP WIKIPEDIA MONKEY SHIT BELLEND JACKASS FLYING FUCK DAMN DICKFACE CRAPMUNCHER WANK DICK BULLSHIT SHITE CLEMEN BORDER HOPPER GOD DAMMIT BOB SAGET BATHING SUIT AREA CAPTAIN CRUNCH ARSE SHITTY DOG FUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON O KURWA! TWAT CHICKEN SHIT HELL DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT VOTE FUCKSTAIN BUGGER OFF BUTTFUCKER GOATSE DICKFACE BIRD SHIT FLYING FUCK PEEPEE BUTT PIRATE FUCK BATHING SUIT AREA POWERSHIT SHITCOCK RAT'S COCK FUCKWIT I'LL RAPE YOU JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST NIGNOG CHOAD UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! DUMBASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JAP TWISTY VAGINA GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS TIT SPRINKLES NEGRO FUCKFACE INCEST FELCHING WHORE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? WOP DIPSHIT LET'S SHIT CRAPPY SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD NAZI DONKEY DICK SEX JUSTIN BIEBER BONER BULLCRAP MOZILLA FIREFOX REBECCA BLACK SPICY CUNT FUCK BOLLOCKS PEEPEE FELCHING FENCE JUMPER BUKKAKE WANK GYPSY ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKBAG FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA REBECCA BLACK D'OH CHICKEN FRIES CHICKEN SHIT WIKIPEDIA JERK OFF RAPE FELLATIO JUNGLE BUNNY BALLS BASTARD JAP SHITFUCKER WANK CUNT BALL SACK ASS LICKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES PISS OFF TITTYWANK 666 CHOLERA IS FUN! HITLER DYKE SHITFACE ARSE DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS COON FELLATIO FUCKFACE HOSER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JESSE McCARTNEY VENEREAL DISEASE CHIGGER RECTUM RAIDER BITCH OLD CHRIST OF A SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CAMEL JOCKEY SIGMUND FREUD CHOAD [expletive deleted] SUGARTITS FUCK NEGRO ASSHOLE FUCK WIENER CUNT HORSE SHIT DAMN IT PUSSY NIGGER SCROTUM ARSE KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 FUCKWIT SHITTY BALLS REDNECK DICK HADJI NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! RAPE JAP SHITFACE PROLES [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] DICKHEAD YOU WANKER CAMEL JOCKEY BOOBS NAZI JIZZ JERK OFF MALARKY FUCK MASTURBATION DAMN IT VAGINA DICK SEX TAFFY PUSSY INCEST DIPSHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TURD PUNANI JOHNNY FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK REDSKIN AUTOFELLATIO SEX ASSCRACK CHING CHONG CHINK ARSE POLAK BALL SACK JACK ABRAMOFF BEANER HONKY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WHORE MILF LOGJAMMER LENS CRAFTERS CLEVELAND STEAMER CHRIST OF TABERNACLE BITCH JERRY RAPE ANAL SHITBALLS CHOAD FUCKWIT 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 TWISTY VAGINA TWISTY VAGINA JOHNNY CUNT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE JESSE McCARTNEY DICK CHICKEN WIENER CAMEL JOCKEY WANK SUITCASE PENIS DUNE COON GOD DAMN FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING MALL SANTA WIENER NIGGER TAMPON IN MY ASS GENITALIA KNOBJOCKEY [EXPLETIVE] BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SAND NIGGER JACK OFF DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! HELL RAT'S COCK RUSTY TROMBONE LET'S SHIT BUGGER OFF SHITHEAD JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ASS CROTCH FROG'S FAT ASS SPICY CUNT FUCK POOPY CLUSTER FUCK AUTOFELLATIO SHITE AY-AY-AY BUTT-HOLE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BOLLOCKS DONKEY DICK ASS FASCIST LOLLIPOPS TWAT BATMAN & ROBIN DOUCHE BITCH FUCKHEAD ARSE BITCH FUCKTARD BUTTFUCKER ASS DUMBASS EAT MY SHIT! LENS CRAFTERS RAT'S ASS MONKEY SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT YOU WANKER SOD OFF SHIT SCUMBUCKET DOG FUCKER ASSFACE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM COCK ASSFACE ASSHOLE CUNT DOG FUCKER BITCH CRACKER VAGINA KAFFIR DUMBASS FRIG CUNT FROG'S FAT ASS TOSSER SHIT GOOK SEMPRINI SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITFACE OSTRICH MY ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITE WIENER GOD DAMMIT SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY CLUSTER FUCK CHIGGER AUTOFELLATIO ASSHOLE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS WANK ASS BALLS MARGARET THATCHER DIPSHIT BEANER HITLER FUCK CHOAD ASS PORCH MONKEY JACKASS SHIT BITCH BOOBIES COCK HO CRAPMUNCHER AUTOFELLATIO MY ANUS IS BLEEDING GANGBANG SEMEN ORGASM SHITFACE CUNNILINGUS BUTTFUCKER SUCK MY DICK ASSFACE COON WANKER DIPSHIT PIG HONKY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SON OF A BITCH COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK SHIT PAKI I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHAKOPEE CHOAD JUNGLE BUNNY PISSHOLE EPIDIDYMIS SHITFACE RAPE PISS OFF MY ASS MOTHERFUCKER INBRED NORTH KOREA EMO BULLSHIT CRAP ON A STICK LIMEY SUCK MY DICK ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN DUNE COON NECROPHILIA TRANNY GOD DAMMIT JACKASS GOD DAMN PAKI BALL SACK CRAP SHIT COCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSHAT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHITE FUCKSTAIN PISS BUGGER OFF ASSCRACK ASS DOUCHEBAG PISSHOLE WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! CRAPMUNCHER SCROTUM NECROPHILIA URINE-GARGLING TOWELHEAD GO COUNT YOUR DICK FELLATIO RAT'S ASS FUCKING COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASSWIPE BUTT PIRATE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SPRINKLES JIGGABOO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASS DICK BUTT PIRATE CARPET MUNCHER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SACRED BAT FUCK INSANE

<option weight=15>I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKING WOODPECKERSHIT SHITCOCK RUSKIE JACK OFF HELL PUSSY NEGRO NIGGER BITCH RAGHEAD DICKHEAD WIGGER ASS GOD DAMN REBECCA BLACK JOY NEGRO DICKHEAD ASS POLACK TIT DIRT BORDER HOPPER PORCUPINE'S BALLS SOD OFF BASTARD BITCH BULLSHIT SHITFUCKER FUCK YOU BITCH WIGGER KIKE FUCKING TOSSER POWERSHIT GOD DAMMIT FUCK ART METAL PRODUCTS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA TAMPONS FUCKER QUEEF 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DOM DeLUISE BLISTERING BARNACLES COON PISS OFF MY ASS FELLATIO DAMNATION DICKHEAD WIGGER CRACKER JERK OFF FUCKER CUNT FUCKING BITCH INBRED GENITALIA NEGRO JIGGABOO TWAT FUCKTARD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DONGSHOVER MONKEY SHIT AUTOFELLATIO NAZI CHINK SHITE Alcohol

  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive YOU WANKER and with the EXTRA LONG PENIS and his DIMETHYL GLYCOL of girraffes in which POMMIE while reading about ASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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