Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNTSWILLING neurochemical FUCK disorder DICKHEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BRITNEY, sudden ASSHOLE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WOP or BITCH vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DIPSHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSWIPE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may LENS CRAFTERS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKSTAIN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA POOPY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FIST FUCK AUTOFELLATIO words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous INBRED utterFUCKance of socially DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! objectionable words).
CHICKEN FRIES Tourette's is FUCKER not to be SHITCOCK confused with TOTAL Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CHAV chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CRAPPY random FUCKER disorientation, culturally-BASTARD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth POLESMOKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA language, O CANADA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUDGEPACKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MOTHERFUCKER souvenir shoppes and massive NIGGER quantities DAMN of ANAL DIABETES SHITE garbage.
Darnit.
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have KAFFIR Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BEAVER article SHITCUNTING funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GOD DAMN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITSLINGING changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CLIT.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITCUNTING Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BASTARD Tourrette's sufferers FUCKING A swear. You can SHITBALLS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PENISBIRD TV, for always focusing on the MILF bad side of a terrible HONKY thing.
- The main SHIT LIKE A HORSE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASS knee DUMBASS NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is ASSHOLE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WANKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FRIG school for EPIDIDYMIS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNNILINGUS sufferers to become FUCKSTAIN manically depressed and TAMPONS commit FLYING RAT'S ASS suicide.
- There is no NECROPHILIA cure, and the BLISTERING BARNACLES drugs that are available to, "calm" the JAP tics often have adverse PAKI side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna KRAUT perodol" which caused my entire POMMIE body to go ASS numb and ARSE basically made it NIGGA! worse than FLYING FUCK it is without the JENKEM drug.
I am an active member of a LET'S SHIT tourette syndrome CLIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CRAP ON A STICK the BLOWJOB public view of Tourettes as a "TITS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DAMN IT much much (hand spasms) more...
I am YUKKY DOODY sorry for CUNT "hi-jacking" your EXTRA LONG PENIS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TWAT this that really CHING CHONG CHINK annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKFACE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BUKKAKE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BEANER, and making fun of a ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS horrible disorder is (not) FEATURED funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKING A time.
Best HADJI regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “HELL” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese POISON IN BABY FORMULA reply
As AMERICA'S GREAT! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA IS CAPITALIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DALAI LAMA Westerners show is not an ELECTION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of WIKIPEDIA degenerate capitalist culture in those AMERICA'S GREAT! countries. When showing LHASA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CAPITALISM in countries DIMETHYL GLYCOL leadership, those problems does not FIREWALLS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONGOLIANS byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!.
Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen
P.S. KNOBJOCKEY Regards to Andrew REDSKIN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean SALISBURY reply
As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?
Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine BRITNEY Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are CAMEL JOCKEY and YOU WANKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CONAN O'BRIAN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CC PLZ BAND WITH 4 SAGGY TITS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MOCCASINS HORSE! BRITNEY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BRITNEY'S HOUSE
How ASSCRACK to BUTTFUCKER cure EPIDIDYMIS the PISS ARTIST Tourette's BATMAN & ROBIN Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment SUCK COCKS IN HELL! for WOP Tourette's SHITCUNTING Syndrome CUNTYMINTS is FUCKSTAIN following DIPSHIT these DOUCHE NAZI rules NEOPETS in O CANADA order:
- 1: Avoid PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS immature BITCH little FAG kids,
- 2: Count to RAT'S ASS within DUMBASS 10 REDNECKseconds,
- 3: Do not open your YOU WANKER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BITCH nor GANGBANG talk,
- 4: Tell PISS yourself you LIMEY don't FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK have TAMPONS this PISS ARTIST disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NIGGER WITH NASTY RAPE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GREASER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the BRITNEY last straw DICKHEAD!
I fucking put WIKIPEDIA' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASSHOLE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BITCH the TOP OF CHICKEN SHIT THIS SHITHEAD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HORSE PENIS offensive. BUGGER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SAMUEL L. JACKSON people who try BAD MOTHERFUCKER to battle RAT'S COCK'PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM that tight-ass FUCKFACE 17-year-BEANER—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MARCH OF FLAMES it now, but someone said BOLLOCKS' PRICK CLEVELAND STEAMER'SPICY CUNT FUCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PRICK is a laughing NIGNOG matter. Plus there MOTHERFUCKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are WOODPECKERSHIT articles ASSWIPE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA stuff. So DAMN IT that means SCROTUM stop getting mad at the WOODPECKERSHIT first part too and SAMUEL L. JACKSON talking about the GYPSY letter that it's WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! mocking (what REBECCA BLACK letter? I don't even know what CHOAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian SON OF A BITCH hi self GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS even made a really PORCH MONKEY good point. "It's SEMEN nothing more BUKKAKE from a head nod to a FRED PHELPS knee tick". PENIS. Which I'll add HELL onto ANAL DIABETES saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCK OFF suffer that ASSWIPE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PISS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MILF be, because if I were a FUCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DAMN hilarious. If you MALARKY Want facts, go on INBRED Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CUNT be offended, don't read FLOWERS the freaking CHRIS CHAN article anyway.
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DOG FUCKER FLAMING ASS BADGER WANKSPLAT JERRY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BEANER CUNT SPIC NIGGER COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK SHITSLINGING FRITZ CLEMEN RAT'S ASS POMMIE FUCKTARD PUSSY DICKWAD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RAGHEAD SEMEN PISSHOLE AUTOFELLATIO CUNNILINGUS YOGHURT CANNON GRAPE PENIS WILLY WONKA ALF ASSFACE BOLLOCKS PEDOPHILIA HO MARGARET THATCHER GOVERNMENT FILTERS CAPTAIN CRUNCH HORSE SHIT WANK PUSSYLICKER COCKSMOKER SUCK MY DICK JOHN ELWAY JACKASS SHIT PIXIES FIST FUCK SHITE ASS FUCKHEAD SCUMBAG SHITSLIDE NORTH KOREA NIPPLES FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BONER DAMN IT VAGINA TWAT AUTOFELLATIO DYKE NIPPLES FAGGOT CUNNILINGUS INBRED BIGNOSE FUCK JIZZ ORGASM COCK TAMPONS PRICK BULLSHIT PISS ARTIST BIGNOSE TITS PISS DAMN BUKKAKE CUNNILINGUS [Insert yet another person's name here] CONDOMS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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SCUMBAG ASSHAT REDNECK SHITE PEDOPHILIA BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CUNTING ASSCRACK TIMBER NIGGER NIGGER SCUMBAG BLOWJOB DOM DeLUISE BUKKAKE RAT'S ASS FUCK CLUSTER FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DICKLICK SHITTY PEDOPHILIA SHITHEAD O CANADA CUNT SHITTY TAMPONS I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKTARD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PISS SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE MOTHERFUCKER SHITE RICK MORANIS BASTARD RUSTY TROMBONE BULLSHIT BUGFUCK INJUN TITTIES CLEVELAND STEAMER NIGGER TITS KIKE POTTYMOUTH CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BALLS FUCK OFF PISS UP MY ARSE FLYING FUCK CLUSTER FUCK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FLYING FUCK CHICKEN SHIT PUNANI TIT SPRINKLES COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE HEIL HITLER! MOCCASINS CUNT CRAPPER BONER DOODIE HEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH PENIS FUCKWIT ANAL DIABETES BUGGER OFF NECROPHILIA FUCKFACE [EXPLETIVE] TITTYWANK POLAK WOMEN'S RIGHTS ASS FUCKER NAZI COON BOLLOCKS BUGGER OFF PRICK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS MASTURBATION SHITHEAD JACKASS FUCKFACE ORGASM PENISPENISPENIS!!! FRIG DICKFACE VANITY PAGES ROCK ASSFACE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE EPIDIDYMIS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKING RAPE AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD CLUSTER FUCK POMMIE PIG MASTURBATION NIGGER CLUSTER FUCK THONG TASTER DAMN FRITZ MARCH OF FLAMES RANDY TRAVIS NIGGER TITS QUEEF DOUCHETITS BITCH ASSHOLE COCKSHITTER CLEMEN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE POMMIE TOWELHEAD YOU WANKER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON MOLDY TITS BELGIUM SAGGY TITS SON OF A BITCH FUCKTARD BONER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON PRICK HELL RAT'S COCK DAMN IT PISS UP MY ARSE FUCK OFF GOBSHITE BOLLOCKS FELLATIO MOTHERFUCKER WIENER FRIG FUCKTARD CUNNILINGUS YOU WANKER JIGGABOO COCKSUCKER ORGASM CUNTSWILLING CUNT RAPE BUDDHISM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS NIPPLES HELL TITS TITS GANGBANG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POLAK MARGARET THATCHER INBRED HELL TOTAL FUCK SAND NIGGER ARSE LIMEY THONG TASTER JACKASS DAMNATION FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT SHIT MICK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BUTTFUCKER TOSSER GOOK BASKETBALL HOOP DONALD RUMSFELD HEIL HITLER! SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKHEAD BATHING SUIT AREA SHITE VAGINA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICK FUCK PEARL NECKLACE SOD OFF PISS NAZI BITCH I WILL KILL YOU! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITHEAD OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH URINE-GARGLING BIGNOSE CHOAD BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PIG I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! COCKSHITTER SHITFUCKER DICKLICK PENIS ON A STICK CUNT DAMNATION ASSHAT NIGGER JAP O KURWA! QUEEF NEGRO RUSKIE WINDOWS VISTA BULLSHIT FUCK BITCH JIGGABOO NECROPHILIA ASSFACE HELLFUCKER HELL DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DAMN CRAP ON A STICK RECTUM RAIDER SAGGY TITS FRED PHELPS SHITTY NIGNOG YID FRITZ THERE IS A CABAL CUNT FUCKWIT AUTOFELLATIO JIGGABOO HAPPINESS GRINGO YOUR MOM BULLSHIT CHINK SPANK THE MONKEY SEMEN HELL BLUE PENIS! [Insert silly non-swear here] DONKEY PUNCHER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHITE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASS BUTTFUCKER FUCKSTAIN JOHNNY TITWANK EAT MY SHIT! FUCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHITFUCKER NAZI ASSCRACK RAT'S ASS TOSSER TWISTY VAGINA DAMN PORCUPINE'S BALLS DAMN HELLFIRE COCKSTUFFER JACKASS SHIT DICKHEAD PUSSYLICKER SHITTY POLACK HORSE SHIT DONKEY DICK BUKKAKE BITCH FUCK ASSCRACK NINTENDOGS JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITTY DUMBASS BASTARD PENIS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BELGIUM DOODIE HEAD WILLY WONKA FUCKING INBRED WOODPECKERSHIT DICKLICK REDSKIN SOD I AM CORNHOLIO! BUTT-HEAD RAT'S COCK FALUN GONG FUCKBAG SHITFACE SNUFF PORN ASSWIPE FLYING RAT'S ASS ARSEBADGERS RAT'S ASS PENIS ON A BUN CLEMEN FUCKING A PRICK FUCKFACE NIGGER SHITE GENITALIA FUCK OFF DAMN SAND NIGGER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON JERK OFF PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM RAGHEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GOD DAMMIT FUCK JACKASS FUCKSTAIN HORSE SHIT BUTTFUCKER COCKSUCKER BUTT PIRATE CAMEL JOCKEY SCROTUM ALF JAP MARCH OF FLAMES GOD DAMN TOSSER KAFFIR YOU WANKER I'LL RAPE YOU TOTAL ABO MOTHERFUCKER MOCCASINS BUTT PIRATE RAT'S COCK TENTACLE RAPE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! TOWELHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WALRUS SHIT BLUMPKIN PUSSYLICKER MOZILLA FIREFOX WANKER FLYING FUCK INCEST AUTOFELLATIO JAP SEMEN PORCH MONKEY BOLLOCKS CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM FUCKFUCKFUCK DICK [expletive deleted] SHITCOCK suck my mothers ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BRITNEY HOLY DUMB FUCK BASTARD ASS PENISFUCK WANK CUNT LAPPER DOUCHEBAG IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SLOPE BLOWJOB ORGASM HORSE SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS REDNECK PEEPEE WANK RAPE PEARL NECKLACE FUCKER O KURWA! SON OF A BITCH REDNECK BONER HELLFUCKER ASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKHEAD BASTARD JUSTIN BIEBER TITS NIGGER CUNNILINGUS DICKLICK SHITFACE WIENER TITS PEDOPHILIA FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITFACE PISS FUCKTARD DAMN TITWANK SHITFACE FUCKTARD MOCKIE DUMBASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHIT ASS ASSHOLE DOT HEAD LIMEY COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKSTAIN FAG DILDO DILDO FROG'S FAT ASS BIRD SHIT WALRUS SHIT PORCH MONKEY Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive BATHING SUIT AREA and with the CLEMEN and his SUCK MY COCK of girraffes in which STRAWBERRY ASS while reading about COON!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See TENTACLE RAPE also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- BITCH
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is JACKASS funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its TOWELHEAD subject. If you do not find it funny TWAT, it is probably because you are an INBRED BITCH ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. MOTHERFUCKER If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA joke loses its humour FUCKFACE when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so DAMN ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCK needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! PENIS CUNNILINGUS FUCK PRICK BATMAN & ROBIN!!!!!I <3 COCK |
