User:Kalir/arch5

Archive 101: An introductory class into people who don't have anything relevant to say.

Thank you!

You voted... ...for Francis Winkler! In the name of all state-employed public educators of unstraight persuasion everywhere, thank you!

Thanks! --Andorin Kato 01:56, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

N00b of th3 month

Oh c'mon,

The "don't dis democrats" thing was a joke. I just didn't think that what had been written about "Harry Reid" was using his real weaknesses enough. It could been funnier. Anyway, Boo-Hoo, vote for me! --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 16:44, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

You must forgive me, sarcasm doesn't translate that well over the Internet. And I've known people who say things like those. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 18:03, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

Archive???

Curses! Foiled again! *twirls mustache* You haven't won! I'll be back! *disappears into a puff of smoke* - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:16, Dec 20

Christmas Carols By Me

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cokehead
Snorts a lot of righteous shit
He wouldn't let poor Santa
Try any of his good weed
All of the other reindeer
Used to snitch and call the cops
Then one foggy christmas eve,
Donner cleared a bowl
He said right to Rudolph's face,
It's got kick and it's got taste
All of the other Reindeer
Fell asleep and then went gay!
 -Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cokehead

Smiley for Communism 14:37, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Oh, R. Kelly, Oh, R. Kelly
Please do not pee on me
Oh, R. Kelly, Oh, R. Kelly
It would bring me great glee
The DNA, the dirty tape
The the legal fee, the urine rape
Oh, R. Kelly, Oh, R. Kelly
Please do not pee on me.
  -R. Kelly Christmas

(Forgot my R. Kelly one, whoops!) Smiley for Communism 18:59, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

To protect you in further Holiday mall shopping...

On the first day of Christmas, the General gave to me... A Sniper in a pear tree. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines

Hi,

Thanks for voting on Uncyclopedia:VFH/Gay well, you know... It's good that people are voting whatever they vote! I wondered if I might get some more feedback as to why you voted the way you did? I'm really trying to make a effort with this one. You mentioned the Aristocrats? Did you consider this article to be offensive? Was there anything of particular of issue for you? If you could spare the time, I would be grateful... MrN 05:34, Dec 23

Wanna come to my house and play pool? --Uncle Dee 03:58, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, sure. I'll bring the bats. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 03:59, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

OMG THX!!!!!!!!!!!!1

CONGRATULATIONS! Your vote for Grass in the Mist II has earned you a romantic evening with Gizelda, this year's winner of Africa's "Sexiest blade of grass of the year" award!!! Enjoy yourself, and good luck figuring out how to have sex with a blade of grass!

THNAKS FOR VOTING FRO MAI ARTICLKLE OMG OMG OMG!!!11 :) --THE 18:27, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

Chuck Norris Tag

Small and polite question:
Why no Chuck Norris tag? It is after all, a page about Chuck Norris.
Thanks,
-- C. Norris ^(talk) 16:20, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

If you're referring to the template at the start of the page, it's because it's distinctly different in tone from the article itself. The article itself emphasizes Norris as just some guy, y'know? The template, though, speaks of a legend who breaks reality with but a twitch of his foot. Think about it, man, if you start reading some, for example, comic about Batman or whatever, you generally expect that from one page to the next, it'll be about the Dark Knight, and also assume that turning to the next page won't drop you into a collection of comics from Foxtrot. Yeah, kinda like that, guy. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 16:37, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

• Thanks, I see where you are coming from. Are you impling that the tag is sutable for pages such as Chuck Norris/facts and Chuck Norris/Paradox, as these are reallity bending? Part of the reason I added the tag to the Chuck Norris page is that with no tags or quotes, the top of the page looks bare and empty and with a tag, it appears more aestetically pleasing. (Note: I have done some funny stuff)

--C. Norris ^(talk) 10:27, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

You've got the idea exactly. If you'd like there to be a template up-top, you could see if moving the Featured Article template would work out. As a bonus, it's changed slightly to reflect the article having crashed Wikia. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 15:20, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

Frankly my dear...

Prettiestpretty thanks you for sucking-it-in and voting for UnBooks:Gone With d' Wind. Fondly, PP

Hugs, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:49, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

Rough Pubs

Rabbi Techno is sending you this undoubtedly delicious beer to say thanks for voting for Rough Pubs! From Rabbi Techno

Loads of thanks

Well, Kalir, you and your ambiguous pronouns will certainly see the death of me, but hey! Who am I to judge? At least "you" is unisex. Excellent. You have happily graced me with a vote on VFS, which eventually led to the irresponsible +sysop of myself. Thanks for that, and have a nice day. And if you're a chick, call me.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 04:23, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

LOLZORZ for Gobshite

You know you want to. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:05, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

K Thanks

Cheers for reviewing Why?:Rock Beats Paper, even though it was somewhat lacking in helpfullness (though this may not be your fault). If you can give any more pointers on it, like what jokes to use or anything it's also falling down on, that would be nice. --Garionepsilon 19:14, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Re:Unforces Nexus War Name

Well if we're going for a latin name, why don't we base it around humour? I mean we could still maintain our status as one of the more lighthearted factions, but also not tie ourselves down to this site. This would also allow us to recruit new members, while still staying pretty much the same as we were. As for name suggestions i'm down for anything really, and if the above doesn't grab your interest then the one that you suggested sounds great. I feel the difficulty may not be in choosing a name, but in enacting the actual name change. (Bonner) (Talk) May 11, 20:00

Thanks for Voting!

HEY, GUESS WHAT?! YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN A BURNING KNUCKLE OF THANKS!

...for voting on HowTo:Get Around In A Fighting Tournament.

Victoly for you!! - User:Hanyouman

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-- Hanyouman 15:19, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for Vote

Thanks for voteing for my article on VFH;)--Sycamore (Talk) 11:06, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK

YOU play N? God rescue us all, the world got tinier. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 06:49, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

HIIIIII!!!!

I haven't been on #unforces-dnd forever, since my computer died. Although I can't do anything about it, I feel better if I cry on you about it. (Now all I need is a 'This user has been cried on' template. Too bad. I can't find one.) Okay, sorry. BAI!

Just out of curiosity, has anything actually happened since I mysteriously disappeared into thin(ish) air?  

Happy Holidays from all of us at SysRq Waste Disposal and Grinder Co.

Happy Giftmas. ~Sissie

sirsysrq @ 23:55 Dec 21

A FESTIVUS FOR THE RESTOFUS!

	Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
	It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:20, Dec 21

Tis' The Season

'PARTY LIKE IT'S SATURNALIA!'

Io, Saturnalia!- Eat, Drink and treat your masters with disrespect!

Happy Hedonism from the Saturnalicius Princeps
NOW START DRINKING JAGERMEISTER WHILE WEARING UGLY SWEATERS AND SILLY HATS

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BITCH, PLEASE!

I'd just like to say to you, <insert name here> Merry/Happy/Already with the happy! Hannukah/Kwanzaa/Festivus/Capitalism, bitch-nizzle! and other mildly offensive things that make self-respecting white-people cringe with disgust. -Colin "All your base" Heaney

Here's Your Christmas Tree

'Merry Christmas 2008 From Sawblade5'

Here's a Potato Christmas Tree For You!
Caution the Grue protecting this tree!

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----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 09:05, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

Fuck your Beliefs

Merry Christmas and Happy Festivus 2008 from Halsoft

Fuck Christmahaunika! Fuck Festihaunika!
Have a Good Whatever!
Santa is watching you shower, <insert name here>

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