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This user already hates you.

Please leave and don't come back.
You-have-failed.jpeg This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.

Satire? Nobody gives a flying testicle about satire anymore. You're wasting your time. Nobody appreciates it. But hey, I'll humour you. I like satire. I'll have a crack at it, but don't expect it to be fantastic.

I somehow proved that Rock does beat Paper. My math teacher would be spinning in her grave, if she had one.

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[insert content here] This user couldn't find any userboxes he/she actually liked.

Userboxtradingcard.svg.png I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
GAH This user is running into problems with their page. Please hold onto your pants.
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
(list of left-handed Uncyclopedians)
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
de-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Deutsch.
sa-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Sarcasm.
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
Xbox2.jpg This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos.jpg

Grandpiano.gif This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
A This user is an adult, and so doesn't know what fun is.
BK This user is a
Black Knight!!
Towel migration.jpg This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.
British flag.gif This user is a total UKer,
and prefers to use
pavements to sidewalks.

(British Uncyclopedians)
This user is
Over 9000.

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