User:Garionepsilon

Attention <insert name here>

YES YOU, MAGGOT.

This user already hates you.

Please leave and don't come back.

This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.

Satire? Nobody gives a flying testicle about satire anymore. You're wasting your time. Nobody appreciates it. But hey, I'll humour you. I like satire. I'll have a crack at it, but don't expect it to be fantastic.

I somehow proved that Rock does beat Paper. My math teacher would be spinning in her grave, if she had one.

List of Articles

Normal Articles

• Super Smash Brothers Brawl (Original was deleted - IP edits.)
• Metal Sonic (Nominated for VFH - failed.)
• Heartless (VFD)
• Mugen (made this on a friend's request, the left it to die.)
• Glitch City
• Youtube Poop (suffered chronic IP edits and died. Duplicate existed, but was merged with the Youtube article.)
• Chair Wars
• The Tempest (Nominated for VFH - failed. That's the last time I listen to someone else's ideas and let them contribute.)

HowTo Articles

• HowTo:Fire your Lazer(What the frack, why do all these twats keep making duplicate articles.)
• HowTo:Multitask
• HowTo:Misbehave in a Library (Quasi-featured. Good enough for me.)
• HowTo:Build a Computer (Nominated for VFH - failed)
• HowTo:Kill a Shedinja (stuck & needing a push.)
• HowTo:Hide your Identity (No idea what the hell I was thinking when I made this.)

UnNews Articles

• UnNews:Scientist finds Newspaper causes Cancer
• UnNews:Glasses are officially declared geeky
• UnNews:Scientists use Persil
• UnNews:Mobile Phones to be considered as weapons
• UnNews:Burma wants guns to combat Cyclone (Got put on the front page of UnNews once. Must be good then.)

UnBooks Articles

• UnBooks:The Day of Reckoning (abandoned due to lack of interest)
• UnBooks:Doctor Loo (in process of fixing and improving)

Why? Articles

• Why?:Rock Beats Paper
• Why?:Can't I Write a Good Article?

UnScripts Articles

• UnScripts:All My Second Cousins Twice Removed ( Given up on it. Feel free to rape at one's pleasure.)

A Random Pile Of Template Shit That I Put In My Pocket And Forgot To Throw Away

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This user couldn't find any userboxes they actually liked.

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I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.

GAH

This user is running into problems with their page. Please hold onto your pants.

GAH

ego

This user is a deluded egomaniac.

ego

This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
(list of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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en-N

This user is a native speaker of English.

en-N

de-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Deutsch.

de-1

sa-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Sarcasm.

sa-2

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

This user is addicted to video games.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

18+

This user is an adult, and thus may or may not know what fun is.

18+

BK

This user is a Black Knight!!

BK

This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.

THIS IS SPARTA!

This user is a total UKer

…jolly good, Guv. Bloody good day for it!

(British Uncyclopedians)

This user is Over 9000.