User talk:Gert5

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'Lo Gert

Ohai, I just saw you were back. And here's me having nominated one of your articles for deletion - I just thought I'd pop over here and explain that it's nothing personal, I just totally didn't understand it. If you think I missed something good, pop a keep vote on VFD, and let me know what I'm missing out on, and if i see it, I'll happily change my vote. Don't want you to feel victimised on your return! (Nice to see you, by the way). --UU - natter 16:04, Feb 12

Shut up. >:( --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 16:14, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

No U. =D --UU - natter 16:25, Feb 12

You were my favorite Captain Rescue action figure!!! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 16:29, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

And you were my favourite Gert. The other 4 were nothing compared to you. Seriously. --UU - natter 17:11, Feb 12

*distinctive pause* DOUBLEMINT GUM!!!11 --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 17:19, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Hey Gert

Just wanted to check up on you, for some reason. I thought of giving you a feather in the cap thing if you ever come back. For any admins that see this, that was a joke! No, I'll do it. This guy went through a lot and still came back again and again.   Le Cejak • <6:44 May 26, 2009>

Gimme dat thing! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 09:23, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Feather in Your Cap Award

This person has done something very helpful for Uncyclopedia, and thus is deserving of a Feather in their Cap. Respect this person.

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Enjoy! It's for dedicating three years to Uncyc, and for coming back. Don't make me look stupid giving this to you. Have fun!   Le Cejak • <19:08 Jun 13, 2009>

Coming back approximately 74 times, that is. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 19:10, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

I approve of this award. I missed you, Gert! -RAHB 10:13, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

Woo, Rahb!   Le Cejak • <14:08 Jun 24, 2009>

Gert5, welcome back!

My God, I thought you were dead! Anyway, the IC and Der Unwehr are having a widescale competition against each other. I'm sided with Der Unwehr (as explained here), and we now operate the Yoinxx store. Consider all usergroups owned by us. By the way, we, at Goa Tse Clan, are planning to revive the usergroups, including yours. Will you join the Goa Tse Clan? |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 11:11, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

SimCity game

Hey, did you write Game:SimCity yourself? Did you know it's featured on the Korean Uncyclopedia? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 08:33, March 10, 2010 (UTC)

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VFS

For your vote in VFS and as promised last time You have been awarded a Certificate guaranteeing you safe passage whilst inside those areas of Uncyclopedia under Zionist domination. Certificate also redeemable for one (1) free bagel at your nearest grocery - simply print out and present to the shopkeeper to claim your free bagel with the filling of your choice. Rabbi Techno

New sports index

I love it--We have needed a service like this for the months I've been in UnNews, and probably much longer. Please go to UnNews:Newsroom, read my thoughts, and comment. Spıke ¬ 01:17 26-Jul-10

No homo

I hope you didn't take my "Let us bow our heads in prayer..." section in the Newsroom the wrong way. I was just going with what came to me when I read the Elictric Company comment. Very funny. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 23:15, July 28, 2010 (UTC)

Gert, including the creation time in the listings is nerdy. The site is worldwide and I don't care who stays up late. Can the result-set simply use creation date? Spıke ¬ 12:56 29-Jul-10

Nooooooo. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 12:57, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

Your IP

So uh, do you have a static or dynamic IP? -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:48, July 30, 2010 (UTC)

No clue. I just did an edit on Evan Almighty from my Nokia X6 touch phone. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 16:50, July 30, 2010 (UTC)

I have that phone. —PECKERHEAD WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:39 7 August 2010]

Dear Valued Mafia Member,

Dear Valued Mafioso,

I am very sorry to be encroaching on your talkpage. Please feel free to move this message without incurring the wrath of the mob. You are, whether you remember or not, a member of the Uncyclopedia Mafia. Unfortunately, due to unforeseen circumstances, the Family has been inactive recently. However, members of the Family believe that now is the time for our little business to burst back into the spotlight.

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[18:29 7 August 2010]

Template:InlineMedia

Okay, Mordillo did an UnNews Audio today whose name does not begin with "UnNews--". I can read the documentation and I think I can read the source code, but I cannot come up with an invocation of this template (for the start of the Synopsis in {{Second Lead}}) that results in a link to the audio. Please show me how and align the documentation with the code. Spıke ¬ 22:43 12-Aug-10

Am having more trouble with it again today, on ( listen), which wants to go into {{Third Lead}} but acts as though the mp3 doesn't exist, as it does in this paragraph. I've looked at the code again, and still see nothing unusual. Can you trace this? Apologies in advance if it's just a stupid typo. Spıke ¬ 13:00 20-Aug-10

No. Fucking. Way!

You only went and got a feature Gert! Awesome! --UU - natter 09:42, Aug 20

Congratulations! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

*grumble grumble UU can't even get apostrophes in the right place grumble grumble* —PECKERHEAD WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [11:17 20 August 2010]

And this is on this page why? --UU - natter 11:24, Aug 20

early dance

It's about 8:00 am where I live. So here's the dance:

So goodbye, and good morning. Dancing dude

Noob Alert

Hi! I just wandered over from wikiHow~ heard you were giving away $5? I'm such a noob, I can't find the chat window here! Help!(bring the cash, though...)