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The
Uncyclopedia Mafia
A Family Business

Now-a, I'm being nice-a to you, cause I like ya. I'm-a just hoping you ain't gonna use dis list as a hitlist. I don't one none of my boys bein' shot at-a by you! You hear me? This ain't no gang, this is the mafia, and this ain't no hitlist.

All members are encouraged to nail {{Mafioso}} to their userpage!

	Both Branches
	The Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie The Retired Capo Bastone Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex (Russian)
Russian Branch	-	Italian Branch
The Retired Big Boss (Большой Босс) Mr. Iosef "Fifty-Seven" Orian The Big Boss (Большой Босс) Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper (Special Duties: Bartender) Rukovoditel/Chief (Руководитель) Colin "All Your Base" Heaney The Retired Rukovoditel/Chief (Руководитель) Miss. Aleksandra "Flairs" Nacky (The First Lady of The Mafia) The Retired Naemnyj Uijca/Hitman (Наемный уийца) Mr. Isaak "Wiry" Sean The Retired Naemnyj Uijca/Hitman (Наемный уийца) Mr. Vladmir "Mischievous" Ned The Retired Naemnyj Uijca/Hitman (Наемный уийца) Mr. Yuri "Deejay" Gentoo Naemnyj Uijca/Hitman (Наемный уийца) Mr. Fedor "Happy" Times The Retired Prixvosten/Henchman (Прихвостень) Mr. Sergei "Geo" Prickett The Retired Prestupnik/Criminal (Преступник) Mr. Joey "Asplode" Bomb Prestupnik/Criminal (Преступник) Mr. Vladamir "Eminem" M. N. M. The Retired Prestupnik/Criminal (Преступник) Mr. Maxim "Forty-two" Nathan Prestupnik/Criminal (Преступник) Mr. Ioann "Damned" Followspot		The Retired Chariman Mr. Rodrigo S. P. "Spuddy" Burek The Retired Capo Bastone Delegato Mr. Carlos R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum Consigliere Mr. Paolo "Barbecue" Cheddar Capodecina (Capo) Mr. Alberto "Letters" Rwg Capodecina (Capo) Mr. Dante "Thirty Nine" Monkey Sgarrista Lord Dino "Nobility" Arcadian Sgarrista Mr. Dante "Five" Gert The Retired Sgarrista Mr. Bruno "Tee" Velosi Sgarrista Mr. Cristiano "Booky" Readmesoon The Retired Sgarrista Mr. Dario "Eelg" Kglee The Retired Sgarrista Mr. Adriano "Legal" Zarbi (Judge) The Retired Sgarrista Teodoro "Trenta" Trrri Piciotto Mr. Franco "Multi" Literalist Piciotto Mr. Georgio "Vowels" Mnbvcxz Piciotto Mr. Cornelio "Degrees" Man

The House Of The Mafia - Enroll In The Uncyclopedia Mafia - Member List - Mafia Ranks - More About The Uncyclopedia Mafia - Mafia Fundraising - Get Help, Ask Questions or Present an Issue

Members Only:
Family Business - IMPORTANT for all self-respecting Family members
Members Only Bar - With poker, gossip, traditional hookers, free drinks and rather unprivate rooms
The Don's Office - For resolving Mafia issues, official Mafia talk, Mafia ideas and complaints

Also:
All Family Pages
All Mafia Awards
All Mafia Templates

The
Uncyclopedia Mafia
A Family Business