Donations Archive I
- DONATION! Yours Sincerely, Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie
- Tax-Free Contribution: Courtesy of Digits
- I earned this one dollar honest and good, I pwomise! Yours Sincerely, Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie
- Another Dollar, Another Step in the road to Greatness!
 Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex
- Another dollar..."borrowed" from the local orphanage. Yours Sincerely, Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie
- Sonny gave it to me. Sonny wanted me to gratuitously mention that Sonny gave it to me. Sonny gave it to me. -- C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum
- I beat up a Canadian, He had this weird money on him, dunno what good it is. Also some maple syrup. Which I thought was his blood... turned out it was his vomit. Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex
- This guy got ran over so I took all his cash. Unluckily he didn't have much on him, just a dollar. Yours Sincerely, Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie
- You know what would be nice? If every edit on Forum:Count to a million counted as a dollar. -- C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum
- Would be. How about if we started a topic "Count to a million dollars?". Would we get ignored? Or we get dough? Yours Sincerely, Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie
- Hehe what if we add an inconspicuous disclaimer at the top of the page that says: All proceeds go to the Uncyclopedia Mafia... by the way - +$1 -- C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum
- I don't-a need-a fucking PayPal, right? Just-a kidding. Here's-a dollar. Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper
- $1000 - with permission from the Don, of course -- C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum
- Here's-a dollar I borrowed from my-a cousin Luigi. I'll-a pay him back later. Although he works his ass off with-a Mario, I'll pay him back. Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper
- $1, courtesy of a hobo behind my house, who willingly gave it to me Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex
- Look what I found! $1! -- C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum
- I found $6.50 in some guy's pocket. Here's the first dollar. Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper
- Here's the Second Dollar. "Meth"
- I told the Make-A-Wish foundation I was dying of cancer and they gave me this - $1 -- C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum
- This Dollar better go towards bullets...-- Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 00:57, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
- IT'S THE THIRD DOLLAR! GO CRAZY! Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper
- Heh, look what I've got...55p pence in Land of Hope and Glory money. Yours Sincerely, Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie
- I sold my entire collection of Journey vinyls... and all I got was this stoopid dollar -- C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum
- Do you honestly think I would've added 240k without really legitimate permission from the Don? Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper
- Heh, I "acquired" some beautiful paintings. Very beautiful, 50k beautiful. Yours Sincerely, Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie
- And now.... THE FOURTH DOLLAR! Why can't we donate more than 1 dollar with the exception of your rules? Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper
- DOLLA FIVE Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper
- DOLLA UNO. First donation!
 Sgarrista Mr. Bruno "Tee" Velosi
- A dollar on the road to greatness...away from those communist bastards. - [21:27 21 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- Another buck. -- C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum
- DOLLA SEIS AN 50 CENTS TO GO Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper
- This Dollar comes with a free Donate Link at the Bottom of the page. -- Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 11:08, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
- And this one comes with a Russian Bar, complete with Guns! -- Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 09:12, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
- Nothing interesting about this dollar. It's just a plain old dollar that I found. - [09:15 26 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- I found this dollar on the floor the bar -- C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum
- And I found this .50 cents as the last part of the stuff I found in some guy's front pocket. Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper
- I had 0.67710 euros, so... -- C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum
- This was one third of a coffee. To think I sacrificed such a thing for the Mafia! Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 06:15, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
- +$1! -- C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum
- Here's a dollar. (Keep the change.) ~ Talk•heDarkPrin•contribs•e• 12:23 • 5 Sep •
- A dollar4u. - [16:02 5 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- One Dollar for Eternal Happiness! Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 04:04, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
- I was gonna spend this on a royale (with cheese!) , but... -- C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 06:29, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
- You dropped some thing - here. ~ Talk•heDarkPrin•contribs•e• 08:36 • 6 Sep •
- One dollar. - [08:59 6 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- LOL ONE DOLLAR The Ghost of Methamphetamine(14:12 09-6-2008)
- Regret: We should've brought shotguns -- Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 00:58, 7 September 2008 (UTC)
- Alas, I spent the weapons fund on the bouncy castle behind the bar... well, at least we still have this dollar... -- C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 01:05, 7 September 2008 (UTC)
- Other than sex, what do we need that for? +1 dollar Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper
- I'm gonna pray for health, wealth and eternal happiness for our family, but until then we have to make do with this dollar. ~ Talk•heDarkPrin•contribs•e• 18:50 • 7 Sep •
- $****** Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 06:15, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
- ANOTHER DOLLAR (this is going into your paycheck, still donate a dollar) Sire Methamphetamine! 23:56, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
- One american dollar. -- C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 00:31, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
- One Russian Ruble, from Our Russian Wing Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 07:15, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
- One dollar, very low in value compared to a pound. Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper
- One lovaaarrrrghhhhllllyyyy cockney dollar, straight from the streets of London. - [15:27 12 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 06:22, 13 September 2008 (UTC)
- one more. -- C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 06:30, 13 September 2008 (UTC)
- A dollar minus a funny comment. - [07:22 13 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- A dollar. Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper 15:47, 13 September 2008 (UTC)
- The Government Taxed my dollar, so I stole it off a guy in a suit. Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 08:08, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
- Dolloration. - [10:07 14 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
100 10 5 4 3.50 1 dollar. Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper 14:35, 14 September 2008 (UTC)- A Picture's worth 1,000 words, but this sentence is only worth $1 Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 06:47, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
- meh -- C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 05:05, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
- It all comes back to me anyway... why bother? Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 08:36, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
- Why bother donating? - [15:37 17 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- Cos it's fun! -- C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:52, 21 September 2008 (UTC)
- That's the spirit! You get an electric shock! - [15:41 22 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- A dollar? Of course but now I have no wits left. -- Style
 Guide 16:34, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
- Another dollar into your paycheck, or something. Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper 00:32, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
- I'm saving my dollar for a whore Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 23:50, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
- Here's another dollar - I got it from a hog's nose so I guess it's OK to give it away. -- Style Guide 18:15, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
- Here's a buck. I may donate more, if I can succeed at influencing the outcomes of the various sporting events upon which I have wagered tonight. --Mr. Vladmir "Mischievous" Ned 19:35, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
- And another! What happened to all the sigs? -- C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 04:46, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
- I've noticed this before...I think it's Uncyclopedia screwing up, but it might just be a bit of mangled code up there (*points*) somewhere... - [08:59 31 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- Before we all die of cancer, here's another 100k.
- One lovely, beautiful, green, crisp, American dollar. Suck on it. - [16:50 20 January 2009] YYettie
- Ok, what the flying fudge does this accomplish? Oh yeah, I donate a dollar, but its Canadian dollar in the form of 4 Canadian quarters. Figure out how that works. Will you be able to get them in circulation in lieu of an American quarter, or will you only be able to get its current exchange value of 80.7 cents out of it? --Mnbvcxz 18:16, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
- We know people who change it at 1 to 1. - [18:44 23 January 2009] YYettie
- Coolies. -- C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 04:21, 25 January 2009 (UTC)
- Ok, now I donate $1.22 in Canadian dollars; the equivalent of 99.23 cents American. --Mnbvcxz 04:32, 25 January 2009 (UTC)
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Money Raised: $393,081.50
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