User talk:Regret Tenenbaum

“This isn't organised, this is compulsively tidy”

~ Orian57 on my talk page

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The Tenenbaum Family Archives

Archive I - Prehistory to 8 Sep, 2008 Welcomed by Skullthumper, Joining the Mafia, Adopted by Yettie, Joining the UnOrder, “This isn't organised, this is compulsively tidy" sez Orian...

Archive II - 9 Sep, 2008 to 24 Sep 2008 Raped (like four times), Orian's 3rd Feature, RantRantRant, Break up with Meth, Collab w/ Orian, I Haz Awesome Penis, ㄏㄨㄤㄉㄧ, "Forgive Me!"

Archive III - 24 Sep 2008 to 7 Nov 2008 Book Talk, Breaking Orian's Page, Birthday!, Moose Review, Graduation from Yettie!, Moose Pics, Moose Nom (that I neglected to do. Or did I? I dunno...), JZ Gets Infini-Banned, Girlfriends...

Archive IV - 7 Nov 2008 to 22 Jan 2009 VERY LARGE AND OBNOXIOUS RAPE, WikiProject Hot Chicks, Yettie is a Girl (and ensuing confusion), Noob Help, Various Other Things Not Worth Mentioning

Archive V - 28 Jan 2009 to 2 Jan 2010 mom vs. mum, a slow decent into madness

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RAPE!!

Yes! It's been too long. Far far too long since I've got myself some nice juicy young talkpage action. - [22:09 3 January 2010] PlebYettie

Come the fuck back

I miss you. - [18:07 4 August 2010] TheYet•Talk

He hasn't been here in seven months. Time to move on. Or not. Methamphetamine Was Here (19:53 08-7-2010)

NEVER! - [19:53 7 August 2010] TheYet•Talk

Well, then you can hope he goes on youtube and finds something he added to on uncyclopedia and come back because of it, like I did. Methamphetamine Was Here (19:54 08-7-2010)

Is that how you returned?? —LENS CRAFTERS WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [20:13 7 August 2010]

Regret, Mah Boi!

Since you've been not existing for a long time, I'm going to be removing you off the adopters list, in an effort to make it easier for noobs to find an adopter who's active. Feel free to add yourself back if you become more active at any time in the future. Cheers. -RAHB 05:41, September 18, 2010 (UTC)

Dear Valued Mafia Member,

Dear Valued Mafioso,

I am very sorry to be encroaching on your talkpage. Please feel free to move this message without incurring the wrath of the mob. You are, whether you remember or not, a member of the Uncyclopedia Mafia. Unfortunately, due to unforeseen circumstances, the Family has been inactive recently. However, members of the Family believe that now is the time for our little business to burst back into the spotlight.

Mafia 2.0 promises:

• MORE violence
• MORE whores
• MORE gambling
• MORE guns
• MORE pointless awards
• MORE positions to be filled
• MORE of an actual purpose

The Mafia Pledge:

The Uncyclopedia mafia hereby declares its intention to be a family business dedicated to welcoming, socialising with and being friendly to new users, in an attempt to integrate them into the Uncyclopedia community, offering help to any Uncyclopedia user who wants assistance and looking to promote merriment within the Uncyclopedia community.

As a current member we are proposing that you should help the Family, once more, by becoming an active member. We humbly present you with the following options:

1. Simply reply here, saying you are willing to continue being a member of the Mafia.
2. Sign the code {{u|<insert name here>}} here to opt out of the Mafia.
3. If you do not reply within ten (10) days you will deemed inactive and stripped of your current full Mafia membership.
4. Reply here saying you are willing to continue as part of the Mafia and then request one of the several senior roles within the Mafia that need filling at my office.

As of 21:37 7 August 2010 the following roles within the Mafia require filling. If you would like one of the positions please request it at the above mentioned office.

• Personal Secretary to the Don (with special privileges)
• Capo Bastone (deputy to the Don)
• Chariman of the Italian branch of the family
• Capo Bastone Delegato (deputy to the Capo Bastone)

Yours Sincerely,
Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie
[18:29 7 August 2010]