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~ Zombiebaron on Yettie

“Made of LOL and severe mental illness”

~ ☯ on Yettie

“Such a big procrastinator that he puts off sleep”

~ Meth on Yettie

Yettie Says e Shameless advertising...but really quite good![20:49 21 October 2010] A friend's blog, I'm supposed to advertise...It's not bad.[07:41 22 September 2010] What in the name of Sophia happened to the front page? [15:32 2 September 2010] It works out quite well that men have penises and women have vaginas... [23:48 20 August 2010] VOTE VOTE VOT! [20:00 15 August 2010] Sleeping on a giant mushroom... [23:55 14 August 2010] FRIDAY 13TH!! ABANDON ALL HOPE YE! [19:32 13 August 2010] To sum things up concisely: FUCK YOU. That is all. [14:49 11 August 2010] JOIN THE MAFIA TODAY! [22:55 7 August 2010] Good night y'all and fuck you all, too. [01:27 7 August 2010] Genuinely upset by reading over old talkpage archives of certain users...ah I remember the good old days when we ruled supreme! [00:26 7 August 2010] So the face of Uncyc user groups today? Nazis and a frat? I'm glad there's still a place for user groups in the heart of all Uncyclopedians. Hey maybe I should give it a go again? Mmm. Good old usergroups. [02:24 6 August 2010] Can someone please ban the fuck out of me? Cheers. [19:25 5 August 2010] I think I'm the Uncyclopedia equivalent of trailer trash. So maybe a nice new nickname would be Uncyc Trailer Trash? Acronymised to UTT. And just for fun you can slap a "B" on the front of that acronym and you have yourself a hilarious new nickname. [18:15 5 August 2010] I hate it when fully grown adults aren't house broken. Really gets on my nerves. [11:35 5 August 2010] Is something wrong with Uncyc? It's being really slow and doing all sortsa weird shit and logging me in and out and crap. The slut. [20:40 4 August 2010] Okay, so I think I want to try and create an unofficial set of guides. As featured on the right, there. To be honest, I just couldn't think of a better use for that space. [17:55 4 August 2010] Yays, it's like facebook on uncyclopedia. All merged into one beautiful little package. Not that sort of package. [17:49 4 August 2010]

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Pee Related Awards

Rejoice, YesTimeToEdit! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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(from Mrmonkey for my No I Didn't pee)

Rejoice, YesTimeToEdit! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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(from Cajek for my Object Permanence pee)

	BAD DOG!! Who did that? Did you do that? Did you PEE on my Stan (country) article!
	Now I have to go clean it up!

User Awards

	I hereby return your penis, YesTimeToEdit! Rejoice! For you may once again pee like a man!
	For being your terribly annoying self.

Congratulations!! For your enduring contributions to Uncyclopedia, Hyperbole has awarded you with the prestigious Herpes Simplex virus.

Hex Thinks This User is Better Than <insert name here>, and Deserves Recognition for this Magnificent Feat.

I, Orian57, hereby award you with this fancy crab-hat (modeled by this lovely 16 year old) as I deem you in some way exceptional, although don't take this personally, I'm not well.

Flumpa has awarded you the Penis of the Month Award!

Well, it has been a long and difficult path, but you-- yes, YOU, have finally reached the sweet nectar of victory. I'm not talking about the United States Presidential election, but the highly-esteemed Penis of the Month Award! This coveted prize shall forever be a symbol to all that you are worthy of such a gift. Congratulations!

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On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful. Eat it quickly before he changes his mind. Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts, and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang.

VGDictator has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

VGDictator has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Tayor has decided to grace you with her presence. She likes kittens, and apparently you too. Yay!! Now hear these words of wisdom, and good bye.

YesTimeToEdit has won the cowbell award for "Thankies/Being a friend", and was awarded by Meth Although it has nothing to do with anything, really, at least you're thanked anyway.

User Group Memberships

This user is part of the Family… You've been warned…

(The Uncyclopedia Mafia)

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User goodthink U.W.P member.

Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

(UNSOC)

Cow Moo Cult Honour - Queen of the Fairies
This user has been awarded the high honour of Queen of the Fairies and has far more wisdom than you can imagine. Did you know that fairies where just hyped up accountants?

Cow Moo Cult
This user possess the honorary rank of Four Stomach, the highest of the high. Therefore he has Cow Moo Power over you.

(The CMC)

This user is constantly PEEING. He apologizes for the mess.

(PEEING)

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Honours

Commander of the Order

This user cannot follow any orders!!

Features and Merits

Featured Article: UnNews:Apocalypse-expecting cultists come out from cave

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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Featured Article: UnBooks:A Day In The Life Of A Redirect

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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Real Awards

Phooey Approved June 2008 Reviewer of the Month June 2008 Userpage of the Month July 2008 Useless Gobshite of the Month August 2008

Noob of the Moment April 2008 World's Best Friend April 2008 UnProviser of the Month June 2008 Yettie of the Month July 2008

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Stuff I've Created:

25. ²³/₅₀ Why?:Keep Trying

24. ³¹/₅₀ UnNews: French wimple stitchers announce strike

23. (vfh) ^35.6/₅₀ ^23.5/₅₀ Pull Over

22. (vfh) ³⁹/₅₀ ³³/₅₀ ^{[quasi-featured]} Why?: I'm In Court, Mum (Why? Featured)

21. That time I was nearly raped by a rabbit during my sojourn in Scotland

20. Forum: Uncyclopedia US TV Drama - Episode #2

19. (vfh) Forum: Uncyclopedia US TV Drama - Episode #1

18. ³⁹/₅₀ UnBooks: A Day In The Life Of A Redirect

17. Various UnProvises (With Various People)

16. UnProvise (With Orian57)

15. Game:Main Page

14. (vfh) ⁴⁴/₅₀ This Page Is On Fire

13. Typing

12. Apology

11. ²⁶/₅₀ A Tale Of Two Cities

10. Preaching

9 . This Page Was Written By A N00b

8 . (vfh) ²⁵/₅₀ ³⁹/₅₀ ³⁶/₅₀ Wikipedia Main Page

7 . ²⁹/₅₀ HowTo: Really Piss Admins Off

6 . UnNews: Savage Butter Knife Murderer Strikes Again (listen)

5 . UnNews: Polygamous cults "grant women life-long great hair"

4 . ³⁵/₅₀ ³⁸/₅₀ UnNews: Apocalypse-Expecting Cult Come Out Of Cave (listen) (semi unnews featured)

3 . UnNews: UK Government Announces Revocation of Independence for USA

2 . ²⁵/₅₀ Game: The Blue Screen Of Death (in Korean language)

1 . (vfh) ⁴¹/₅₀ Game: Infinite Loop The Game (in Korean language)

Never Finished:

1 . Game: The Random Game Stage: [Huffed]

2 . HowTo: Fake Your Death On The Internet Stage: [Will Never Be Finished](With ☯)

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YesTimeToSign

Hi, sign your name at the bottom please without a time stamp. Thanks! And please feel free to sign again if you have a new sig!

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‽ How dare you consider this user not awesome! How dare you not recognise the awesomeness of this user! This person uses the power of "How Dare You"! This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 14 years, 5 months and 19 days. This user is part of the Family… You've been warned… This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them. This user is a total UKer and knows how to queue, shag and shite. (British Uncyclopedians) This user has graduated from the adoption program! Kudos! from Mordillo. This user misses Dr. Skullthumper. sp-N This user is a native speaker of Spanglish. sp-N This user is constantly PEEING. They apologize for the mess. UnSignpost Home Delivery Because if the rumors don't spread at the salon, we must spread them in the news. This user is a bit of a pyromaniac. This user is a Mac User. Eat up. (List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians) MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled to all honors and persecutions as such. This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through! This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain This user is a Evolutionist. ...who believes that all decent articles evolve over time, through various users. This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense. Sense This user is owned by one or more cats. This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference. This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter. sn- 666 This user sins without mercy and is going to Hell where Satan himself will be raped and eaten by them. AAA! AAAA AAAA AA AAAAA AA AAA AAA AAAAAAAA AAA AAAAA AA'A AAAAAAAA AAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA. AAAA AAAA AAAAAA!!! NO This user doesn't care. NO This user should not be trusted. This User recognises the awesomeness of Butters! This user IS Communism This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭ This user owns a lot of uranium & will sell it to the highest bidder. ow-0 This user does not care about Oscar Wilde and should be banned. ow-0 This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. "We're after your children and pets." ♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails. ♂ teen This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all… teen Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek! do-X This user only speaks Dolphin enough to seduce native Dolphin speakers . do-X 1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh! 1+ This user is NOT Thinkerer As such, they are not entitled to any of the royalties that being Thinkerer entails, nor can they claim a level of awesomeness equal to, or any higher than, Thinkerer. This user is a member of the SysRq Fanclub Society, and therefore refreshes his talk page obsessively. us-G This user does not speak American English and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all American English speakers. us-G du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Dumbass speakers. du-G rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour. rh-N bl-N This user is a native speaker of Blasphemy. bl-N uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English. uk-N la-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Latin. la-1 es-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español. es-1 ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML. ht-2 css-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of .css. css-2 MW-4 This user speaks MediaWiki at a near-native level. MW-4 gb-N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish. gb-N ns-N This user is a native speaker of Newspeak. ns-N sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm. sa-N BBL This user has too many Babel boxes on their user page BBL

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B O N U S . F E A T U R E S

8========DYettie loves teh penis!!!!1!!!1one111elevenDon't touch this vandalism, I know people. ~Methamphetaminetouch me I know nobody - Orian57*touch. - deviant adopteeOooh! lovley!Ok, now you touch me.Like that baby? You're soo big!Can I leave now?*sniff* is it my hair *sniff* you don't like my hsair do you *sniff* and after all the time I spent on it! *cries*It's not that, it's just that if my wife knew I was touching you, then we would have this whole argument on why I don't touch her anymore and.. well, it would just be a big mess, you know? Don't worry, I'll call you... maybe...*Sniff* You better...EAT BALLPARK HOTDOGS! Wait, wrong page. ~Methamphetamine

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Apology

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- YesTimeToEdit! UserTalk

- YesTimeToEdit! Talk! My Pages Adopted By Mordillo

- YTTE YTTTalk! YTTRead Adopted By Mordillo

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This Is Just A Tribute To The Greatest Sig Of All Time!

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Yours Sincerely, Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie

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