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UnSignpost 11th February 2010[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 13:04, Feb 11

UnSignpost 18th February 2010[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 23:39, Feb 18

Nigga PLEASE[edit source]

No, really. I'm asking nicely. I'm not telling (that would be pants) but... PLEASE...

This edit Is awesome.

This edit Is total pants.

Do you see the difference? Please dude, the sandbox is often one of the first pages new users see when they first come to Uncyc. Having that picture of Chuck on there really helps convince people that we think it's a great idea to have something about Chuck on every page on Uncyc. As you know, we don't. Sooo.... Dude. Please, put a picture of whatever or whoever you want into the sandbox when you reset it, but PLEASE could we not have any more of Chuck? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 10:43, Feb 28

UnSignpost 25th February 2010 (It's not late your mum is)[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:57, Feb 28

UnSignpost 4th March 2010 (your calendar is wrong)[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 00:14, Mar 6

UnSignpost 11th March 2010[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:06, Mar 12

UnSignpost 18th March 2010 (on time as always)[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:51, Mar 18

UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)[edit source]

--ChiefjusticePS2 22:19, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1th April 2010 - Always on time[edit source]

Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 04:46, Apr 2 2010 UTC

UnSignpost 4/8/10 - Oh hi Signpost.[edit source]

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:59, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 15/4/10 - Yet another on time delivery.[edit source]

--ChiefjusticePS2 20:34, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1 May[edit source]

Brought to you by fucking magic. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 10:33, 1 May 2010

The UnSignpost Is Not Dead![edit source]

A new UnSignpost issue, another template spammed onto your talkpage, enjoy! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:29, 24 June 2010

All the news that's unfit to print![edit source]

--ChiefjusticePS2 12:13, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

Signpost: normal service resumed[edit source]

Oh dear god, am I really doing this again? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:54, Jul 9

Another UnSignpost! Rejoice![edit source]

Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 10:12, 16 July 2010

Read all about it! The UnSignpost rides again![edit source]

--ChiefjusticePS2 13:55, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

Behind the Template[edit source]

Guildensternenstein.jpg
Guildy.jpg
FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

I, like, appreciate your support, or something.

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:04, July 25, 2010 (UTC)


It's new and it's news! It's the latest UnSignpost![edit source]

Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 15:55, 5 August 2010

Ruddy hell! It's the UnSignpost[edit source]

--ChiefjusticePS2 12:00, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost - This is definitely not late; you're just drunk[edit source]

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:50, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

Archives[edit source]

..Are for historical purposes, are they not? Kind of strange if the History tab is covered by a logout link. Hence why I changed your signatures and added a simpler 'noedit' thing.

Although was that what you were intending to cover? Seems a mite strange, really. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101018 - 05:17 (UTC)

However the Last Person to Edit page is more less a war page and we use weapons of Annoyance. I found a link there that made those tabs Special:Random. I Decided to make those links more mean and be the Log Out Link to try to prevent them from being the last to edit. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 05:30, October 18, 2010 (UTC)
Well, covering up the page history instead of the new section thing, which I would assume you meant, is kind of pointless... it was much more annoying for archiving than for editing, which it hardly even affected. Please, stop with it, especially on pages that take over a minute to load because you spammed so much on them. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101018 - 05:36 (UTC)
Spaming is one of the many weapons of Annoyance, I used on that page. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 05:50, October 18, 2010 (UTC)
It's the sort of weapon that incites someone to revert it instead of looking at it, unfortunately. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101018 - 05:52 (UTC)
And that results into a revert war on that page. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 05:59, October 18, 2010 (UTC)
Well, if people can be bothered. I may stay out of the whole lot until someone with intelligent conversation shows up. Spam's just boring. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101018 - 06:02 (UTC)

UnSignpost - The UnSignpost Rides Again![edit source]

Read All About It![edit source]

--ChiefjusticePS2 14:32, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

Run for your lives! It's another UnSignpost.[edit source]

~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 01:03 (UTC)

Don't you love the smell of the UnSignpost in the morning?[edit source]

--Wanna see a magic trick? 04:17, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

The UnSignpost, now with 25% less saturated fat[edit source]

--ChiefjusticePS2 16:15, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

Oh shit! It's another unsignpost![edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:21, 16 December 2010

This is it... the 100th UnSignpost.[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:53, 23 December 2010

UnSignpost, UnSignpost, eat it right here...[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 21:31, 30 December 2010

UnSignpost Delivery![edit source]

Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 09:54, Jan 6 2011 UTC

UnSignpost Delivery![edit source]

Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 03:13, Jan 13 2011 UTC

Do not attempt to adjust your set. This is the UnSignpost.[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:13, 20 January 2011

UnSignpost! Wheeee![edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 04:41, 27 January 2011

The UnSignpost is now served with complimentary tacos.[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:33, 3 February 2011

This edition of the UnSignpost brought to you in two's complement...[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:25, 10 February 2011

Lurg luuurg unsignpost luuuuurg[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:14, 17 February 2011

UnSignnull pointer exception[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:43, 24 February 2011

All the UnSignpost you ever wanted[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:09, 3 March 2011

UnSignpost: March 10th, 2011[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 03:10, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

AdminBots presents: The UnSignpost[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:10, 17 March 2011

UnSignpostOnTheDelivery[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 10:12, 24 March 2011

This is your UnSignpost speaking[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:17, 31 March 2011

Terribly creative UnSignpost header[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:23, 7 April 2011

The UnSignpost: On-time and on top of things... as always.[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:59, 14 April 2011

That UnSignposty thing[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:19, 21 April 2011

UnSignpost: April 28th, 2011[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 06:25, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

Signpost Un[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:19, 5 May 2011

The Signpost is delivered to all God-fearing citizens[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:46, 12 May 2011

UnSignpost[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:10, 19 May 2011

Phnerb unsignpost[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:18, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Best before Friday![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:15, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:17, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost Activate![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:16, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:16, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

The Un-Sigh-npost![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:18, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

It's free and it always will be; it's the UnSignpost![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:16, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:15, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Avoid all contact with eyes.[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:18, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

More class than 9000 schools: It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:18, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS is a lazy sod and has paid the ultimate price... an UnSignpost Coup[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:15, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

More rubbish Australian Prose because ChiefjusticeDS got stabbed in the buttocks by a rioter with a felt-tip pen[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:15, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

Now it only wants you gone; it's the UnSignpost![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:16, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

Wonko tiddlybum-post[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:15, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

Mailman's here! Lock up your daughters and horny middle-aged Wives![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:16, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

This UnSignpost brought to you by... uh... fairy dust? Hmm, we seem to have run out of sponsors.[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:17, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Now with free bacon![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:16, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

Brought to you by Lion Bars! It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

--ChiefjusticePS2 07:19, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

Hold onto your wage packets! It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

--Wanna see a magic trick? 01:21, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

A day late, because ChiefjusticeDS got lazy: The UnSignPost![edit source]

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:56, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

Generic UnSignpost header[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:20, 27 October 2011

Generic UnSignpost header[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:01, 3 November 2011

Generic UnSignpost header[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:49, 10 November 2011

UnSignpost - 17 November 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:29, 17 November 2011

UnSignpost - 24 November 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:12, 24 November 2011

UnSignpost - 1 December 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:15, 1 December 2011

UnSignpost - 8 December 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:22, 8 December 2011

UnSignpost - 15 December 2011[edit source]

--ChiefjusticePS2 10:44, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 22 December 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:50, 22 December 2011

UnSignpost - 29 December 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:53, 29 December 2011

UnSignpost - January 5th, 2012[edit source]

UnSignpost - 12 January 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:02, 12 January 2012

UnSignpost - 19 January 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 15:07, 19 January 2012

UnSignpost - 26 January 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:27, 26 January 2012

UnSignpost - 3 February 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:11, 3 February 2012

UnSignpost - 10 February 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:25, 10 February 2012

UnSignpost - 18 February 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:55, 18 February 2012

UnSignpost - 23 February 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:47, 23 February 2012

UnSignpost - 1 March 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:25, 1 March 2012

UnSignpost - 8 March 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:20, 8 March 2012

UnSignpost 5 April 2012[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:43, Apr 5