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UnSignpost 11th February 2010[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 13:04, Feb 11

UnSignpost 18th February 2010[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 23:39, Feb 18

Nigga PLEASE[edit]

No, really. I'm asking nicely. I'm not telling (that would be pants) but... PLEASE...

This edit Is awesome.

This edit Is total pants.

Do you see the difference? Please dude, the sandbox is often one of the first pages new users see when they first come to Uncyc. Having that picture of Chuck on there really helps convince people that we think it's a great idea to have something about Chuck on every page on Uncyc. As you know, we don't. Sooo.... Dude. Please, put a picture of whatever or whoever you want into the sandbox when you reset it, but PLEASE could we not have any more of Chuck? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 10:43, Feb 28

UnSignpost 25th February 2010 (It's not late your mum is)[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:57, Feb 28

UnSignpost 4th March 2010 (your calendar is wrong)[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 00:14, Mar 6

UnSignpost 11th March 2010[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:06, Mar 12

UnSignpost 18th March 2010 (on time as always)[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:51, Mar 18

UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)[edit]

--ChiefjusticeGameCube 22:19, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1th April 2010 - Always on time[edit]

Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 04:46, Apr 2 2010 UTC

UnSignpost 4/8/10 - Oh hi Signpost.[edit]

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:59, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 15/4/10 - Yet another on time delivery.[edit]

--ChiefjusticeGameCube 20:34, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1 May[edit]

Brought to you by fucking magic. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 10:33, 1 May 2010

The UnSignpost Is Not Dead![edit]

A new UnSignpost issue, another template spammed onto your talkpage, enjoy! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:29, 24 June 2010

All the news that's unfit to print![edit]

--ChiefjusticeGameCube 12:13, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

Signpost: normal service resumed[edit]

Oh dear god, am I really doing this again? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:54, Jul 9

Another UnSignpost! Rejoice![edit]

Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 10:12, 16 July 2010

Read all about it! The UnSignpost rides again![edit]

--ChiefjusticeGameCube 13:55, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

Behind the Template[edit]

It's new and it's news! It's the latest UnSignpost![edit]

Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 15:55, 5 August 2010

Ruddy hell! It's the UnSignpost[edit]

--ChiefjusticeGameCube 12:00, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost - This is definitely not late; you're just drunk[edit]

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:50, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

Archives[edit]

..Are for historical purposes, are they not? Kind of strange if the History tab is covered by a logout link. Hence why I changed your signatures and added a simpler 'noedit' thing.

Although was that what you were intending to cover? Seems a mite strange, really. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101018 - 05:17 (UTC)

However the Last Person to Edit page is more less a war page and we use weapons of Annoyance. I found a link there that made those tabs Special:Random. I Decided to make those links more mean and be the Log Out Link to try to prevent them from being the last to edit. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 05:30, October 18, 2010 (UTC)
Well, covering up the page history instead of the new section thing, which I would assume you meant, is kind of pointless... it was much more annoying for archiving than for editing, which it hardly even affected. Please, stop with it, especially on pages that take over a minute to load because you spammed so much on them. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101018 - 05:36 (UTC)
Spaming is one of the many weapons of Annoyance, I used on that page. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 05:50, October 18, 2010 (UTC)
It's the sort of weapon that incites someone to revert it instead of looking at it, unfortunately. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101018 - 05:52 (UTC)
And that results into a revert war on that page. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 05:59, October 18, 2010 (UTC)
Well, if people can be bothered. I may stay out of the whole lot until someone with intelligent conversation shows up. Spam's just boring. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101018 - 06:02 (UTC)

UnSignpost - The UnSignpost Rides Again![edit]

Read All About It![edit]

--ChiefjusticeGameCube 14:32, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

Run for your lives! It's another UnSignpost.[edit]

~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 01:03 (UTC)

Don't you love the smell of the UnSignpost in the morning?[edit]

--Wanna see a magic trick? 04:17, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

The UnSignpost, now with 25% less saturated fat[edit]

--ChiefjusticeGameCube 16:15, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

Oh shit! It's another unsignpost![edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:21, 16 December 2010

This is it... the 100th UnSignpost.[edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:53, 23 December 2010

UnSignpost, UnSignpost, eat it right here...[edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 21:31, 30 December 2010

UnSignpost Delivery![edit]

Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 09:54, Jan 6 2011 UTC

UnSignpost Delivery![edit]

Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 03:13, Jan 13 2011 UTC

Do not attempt to adjust your set. This is the UnSignpost.[edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:13, 20 January 2011

UnSignpost! Wheeee![edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 04:41, 27 January 2011

The UnSignpost is now served with complimentary tacos.[edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:33, 3 February 2011

This edition of the UnSignpost brought to you in two's complement...[edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:25, 10 February 2011

Lurg luuurg unsignpost luuuuurg[edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:14, 17 February 2011

UnSignnull pointer exception[edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:43, 24 February 2011

All the UnSignpost you ever wanted[edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:09, 3 March 2011

UnSignpost: March 10th, 2011[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 03:10, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

AdminBots presents: The UnSignpost[edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:10, 17 March 2011

UnSignpostOnTheDelivery[edit]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 10:12, 24 March 2011

This is your UnSignpost speaking[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:17, 31 March 2011

Terribly creative UnSignpost header[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:23, 7 April 2011

The UnSignpost: On-time and on top of things... as always.[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:59, 14 April 2011

That UnSignposty thing[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:19, 21 April 2011

UnSignpost: April 28th, 2011[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 06:25, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

Signpost Un[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:19, 5 May 2011

The Signpost is delivered to all God-fearing citizens[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:46, 12 May 2011

UnSignpost[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:10, 19 May 2011

Phnerb unsignpost[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:18, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Best before Friday![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:15, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:17, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost Activate![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:16, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:16, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

The Un-Sigh-npost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:18, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

It's free and it always will be; it's the UnSignpost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:16, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:15, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Avoid all contact with eyes.[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:18, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

More class than 9000 schools: It's the UnSignpost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:18, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS is a lazy sod and has paid the ultimate price... an UnSignpost Coup[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:15, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

More rubbish Australian Prose because ChiefjusticeDS got stabbed in the buttocks by a rioter with a felt-tip pen[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:15, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

Now it only wants you gone; it's the UnSignpost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:16, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

Wonko tiddlybum-post[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:15, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

Mailman's here! Lock up your daughters and horny middle-aged Wives![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:16, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

This UnSignpost brought to you by... uh... fairy dust? Hmm, we seem to have run out of sponsors.[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:17, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Now with free bacon![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:16, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

Brought to you by Lion Bars! It's the UnSignpost![edit]