Forum:Uncyc e-store finalization; approval needed

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Our e-store is all set up and ready to go. With the community's approval I'll go ahead and open it an allow people to start purchasing items. Dexter and I have ordered apparel and found it to be of excellent quality. If you have any suggestions for the site's design or want to get rid of or suggest a particular apparel design, do so on this forum. --EMC ^[TALK] 05:52 Jun 11 2010

Open the store

•  For. --EMC ^[TALK] 05:52 Jun 11 2010
• For Yeah. TOAST 05:54, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
•  Hells yeah. —Pelozurian (talk) 06:08, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
• Hella For. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:17, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
• Nice shop window. Shame if anything were to happen to it. --nldr 17:57, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
• For. If someone could write a decent article on t-shirts and then put that on a t-shirt... that would be cool. --Black Flamingo 19:44, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
•  Balls Yes User:Mrthejazz/sig 00:46, June 12, 2010 (UTC)
•  Against. Because I'm a dirt poor black child who can't afford internet access or a computer, much less Uncyclopedia apparel. ~ Readmesoon 00:54, June 12, 2010 (UTC)
•  For. But that Dan Kwon thing is like something from the discount rack at Spencer's (is Spencer's even around anymore?). I realize it's a meme, but as a shirt it's just a tiny step above "I SEE STUPID PEOPLE" or whatever the dumb kids wear these days. Kick it to the curb, please? —rc (t) 02:56, June 12, 2010 (UTC)

  I agree with taking out the amateurish ones. Anything that looks like it was made in MSPaint. Except the MSPaint t-shirt. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:34, 12 Jun 2010

  And I'm also fairly sure that KGB one isn't original to uncyc... it's all over the internet... and it gets its own whole section! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:46, 12 Jun 2010

• Weak for We need some better stuff. Ideas?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  12 Jun 2010 ~ 02:59 (UTC)
• Weak for What Happytimes said. 173.51.171.210

  Whoopsie. Forgot to log in. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 07:18, Jun 12 2010

• For even though it's already opened. By the way, my AWDI shirt is AWESOME!! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:21, June 12, 2010 (UTC)
•  For. Per Dexter. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:04, 17 June 2010
•  For. My birthday is coming up soon, and my wife wants to get me an UnNews mug. How about an UnNews bong? Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 15:22, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

Comments/Suggestions

I thought it was just a joke site, and then I noticed everything had prices and that. And then I saw the prices. --nldr 17:57, June 11, 2010 (UTC)

New merchandise ideas

• We need a "hate hate hat" hat.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  12 Jun 2010 ~ 02:55 (UTC)

  Although a hat makes more sense, I would gladly by a HATE HATE HAT t-shirt. --Roman Dog Bird 04:45, June 12, 2010 (UTC)

  • A Hate Hate Hat hat? What about an apron? Also, a Dead Snigger Storage T-Shirt and thong. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 11:53, June 18, 2010 (UTC)
• I want a T-shirt!

  I want a T-shirt! —Pelozurian (talk) 04:50, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

Kitten huffing:
 1. Catch a live kitten.
 2. Cup hands around kitten's head leaving a small hole for you to put your mouth around.
 3. Inhale strongly until you have sucked the life from the kitten.
 4. Ride the snake. Don't fight it. You feel'n that shit yet? Yeeeeaah.
 5. Discard the kitten at your closest kitten recycling center. Don't be a dick.  Recycle.

You are now legally required to buy one of these. Thanks! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:37, 12 Jun 2010

Wait, a BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU t-shirt! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 11:56, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

How about Mordillo's sig as jewellery? It would make a nice earing stud. With a little dangly timestamp to go with it. --Black Flamingo 16:42, June 18, 2010 (UTC)