User talk:Rcmurphy

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Just who the hell do you think you are?

Writing again? Back in my day, Rcmurphy didn't do no writing, dagnabit! In other words, keep it up. Dagnabit. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:08, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

Now if Todd, Keitei and Splarka can make a comeback it will be a good year.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Evilzak as well. We need someone to take up Famine's position. ~ 13:35, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

I'm sorry, I know I overstepped by bounds here. I'll delete the article right away in repentance. —rc (t) 15:32, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

Spang

WTF did you do to Spang's page. HE CAN BLOCK YOU.Founding Member Baseball16 00:53, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

It's okay, we have a friendly war going on. I'm an admin as well. This is the kind of thing he does to me. —rc (t) 00:56, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for watching my back, man. I got your back too. Don't worry about it, hate is the only thing Rc knows, it's his way of expressing his himself. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:29, 07 Jul 2008

Oh sorry.Founding Member Baseball16 21:55, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

WEENIES!

JYLI 2008

I see you

Hope that life isn't too hard sitting around in hammocks on the Pacific rim drinking coconut milk and gazing at the indigenous girls' supple naked breasts... -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:23, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

I see you have left...

I just wanted to bug your board because you finally got your shining day as n00b of the month in MY ONLY ELIGIBLE MONTH!!! It still hurts... you know that?--Liz muffin 15:23, 19 October 2008 (UTC)

Sorry... I bet it especially hurts because I've made all of seven edits since July. —rc (t) 05:57, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

Seven really good edits though... • Spang • ☃ • talk • 23:40, 28 Oct 2008

FU SPANG! —rc (t) 02:57, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

FU RC! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:24, 18 Nov 2008

Hey your photos are great :)

Just a comment.--{{User:DaDopeboy/sig}} 01:16, October 4, 2009 (UTC)

Hey, thanks! I really appreciate that. —rc (t) 01:04, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Hey

Do we get to put the Vote NotM template on your userpage? Please? [b]- zhelili ??? 05:42 October 21

You can do anything you want to my userpage, if you know what I mean. And what I mean is, yes. —rc (t) 05:05, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

NOOB!

You don't need to unblock in order to reblock anymore. No wonder they keep electing you NOTM. O_O ~ 19:46, November 29, 2009 (UTC)

People need to stop making changes around here. I can't keep up on these old knees. —rc (t) 02:05, November 30, 2009 (UTC)

Rcmurphy the perpectual noob

I'm just curious: how did this thing of nomming you for NotM every month begin? I think I even nommed you a month or two ago, and don't know. Actually, at first I thought you were either a fictional character or someone who got permablocked years ago. You are real, right? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  07:25, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

Lies!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  28 Jan 2010 ~ 07:28 (UTC)

I nominated him for NotM as an April 1st joke in 2007. His pranks were good, but mine had the staying-power. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 07:48, 28 Jan 2010

Speaking of which, my goodness that's a long time ago. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 07:48, 28 Jan 2010

Are you trying to make some kind of sick pun with words like staying-power, my goodness and long time ???  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  28 Jan 2010 ~ 08:02 (UTC)

Come April 1, we should have some sort of three-year anniversary nomination or something. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:41, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

What actually happened was this: for several years "Rcmurphy" did not actually exist as a person. "He" became a running joke, an imaginary user who was consistently lauded as the noobiest and handsomest user on Uncyclopedia. In late '09 I came to town, saw my opening, and registered the name. And now, without having done anything at all, I'm famous.

The same thing happened with "Spang," except his attributes are the opposite. Spang sucks. —rc (t) 02:07, January 29, 2010 (UTC)

FU RC • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:07, 29 Jan 2010

You're in the peace corps?

that's way cool, dude. :D • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 00:27, Feb 1 2010

Normally I'd be inclined to be cool and cynical, but in reality I can't think of a better way to spend two years. So far it's been well worth it. —rc (t) 01:27, February 5, 2010 (UTC)

The Grue Army

Hey Rcmurphy, Meganew and I were wondering, if you would like to join the grue army. If so just write back here or on my talk page and Meganew or I will add you. You can click all the links at the top of that page to read all about us. Or go here. Lastly, I know you don't really like userboxes but we do have this really cool one you get if you join:

This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!

-- 02:24, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

salmon

Your article was so good it inspired me while writing one of mine. I laughed out loud twice while reading it. Ill be the first to nominate it after the comp. --Shabidoo 20:58, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

Aww, thanks bunches. That's very gratifying to hear. I haven't had the time yet to read the other PLS entries, but I'll try to give them a go soon. —rc (t) 20:29, February 3, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you

For saving me from internal VFH damnation. You are not the noob they said you were after all! ~ 09:14, February 10, 2011 (UTC)

Anything positive I did was an accident, I swear. —rc (t) 15:35, February 10, 2011 (UTC)

UnNews:GOP: Obama's SotU salmon comment "job-killing"

Still won't work. In Olipro's drive-by reform of the gears behind UnNews, Recent news is sorted by the page's creation date, not the date you slap onto the story with {{Date}}. Please cut the text, create a new UnNews with a slightly different headline, paste the text in, and save it to get it to the top of the list. Spıke ¬ 23:16 12-Feb-11

Dangnibbits. I'll do it later. —rc (t) 01:26, February 13, 2011 (UTC)

It's submitted, as UnNews:GOP calls Obama's fish joke "job-killing", minus red-links, and with a little abbreviation in the titles and dateline. If acceptable, please take the old version to QVFD. Spıke ¬ 03:32 13-Feb-11

Spike, the noob's an admin, himself. He can just delete it. Himself. 1234 ~ 03:41, 13 February 2011

ps - hi, noob!

Where's the delete button? —rc (t) 04:24, February 13, 2011 (UTC)

Between the history and the move tabs, presumably. *suspicious look* 1234 ~ 04:39, 13 February 2011

template corrections

Thanks a million Rex for catching that. Im amazed I pulled it off on time! happy monkey pee pee hug --ShabiDOO 22:18, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

No problem. Good luck and all. I thought about entering... but then I didn't. —rc (t) 22:25, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

You know how you can make it up to me. I have NO idea how to deal with templates. Would you know how to turn the template into a box or something? Like a long rectangular box that fits the horizontal width of the page. If not, then its no big deal. I pee all over all of your articles ;) --ShabiDOO 22:39, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

Jesus, as I wrote it Lyrithya did it for me (and a very good job too). So all thats left is for me to piss all over your articles. ;) --ShabiDOO 22:41, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

Ok gooooo —rc (t) 23:04, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

You asked me for it

A lollipop flavoured sub. And here it is. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:07, March 30, 2011 (UTC)

Not a sub flavoured lollipop, it's a lollipop flavoured sub.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

You're the oldest user not to have abandoned the site yet!! And for that I give you

Scofield has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

--Scofield 18:42, April 14, 2011 (UTC)

That's very kind of you. However, I think the occasion calls for something more akin to a mercy killing. Six years on Uncyc? Get a life! —rc (t) 14:14, April 16, 2011 (UTC)

Hey, now I know you...

You're the guy who wrote IMDb... that's, like, my favourite article on the whole site. --Black Flamingo 20:45, April 18, 2011 (UTC)

Hey, thanks lots! It was a lot of fun to write. I also wrote Spang's userpage in a similar but more malicious vein. —rc (t) 22:39, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

Hey RC

I want to be a rolback too. Pleeeeaaassseee? --(talk) 01:00, 1 May 2011

Hey Lolli, rollback isn't that big a deal, but I would still like to know a little more about you before I hand over the keys. If you got some current users to vouch for you I'd consider it. —rc (t) 01:13, May 1, 2011 (UTC)

Luckily, there's a userspace article about me. --(talk) 01:15, 1 May 2011

Ah, well, what I mean is I need to know that you can handle rollback. —rc (t) 01:23, May 1, 2011 (UTC)

As a member of the Grue Army, and a vandalism undoer, I think I understand and can handle it. Let's say some vandal spams in just one edit. Then you can just click 'undo'. But let's say it's five spam edits, you can't do anything unless you're a rollback. Or a crat or admin. --(talk) 01:45, 1 May 2011

Sorry for the delay. Just do one thing for me: have one longtime user (can be admin or not) vouch for you here on my talkpage and I'll give you +rollback. I just want to know that you won't use the negligible power of rollback for evil, and the I don't want to search through your edits for proof. —rc (t) 18:15, May 2, 2011 (UTC)

Frosty already has on my talkpage. Is that good enough? --(talk) 03:33, 4 May 2011 03:33, May 4, 2011 (UTC)

Waah

I'm sick of asking everyone. But can I have rollback PLEASE??? -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 02:11, May 1, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah me too, can I have a Polack or whatever? --Black Flamingo

(cp from my response to Lollipop above) Sorry for the delay. Just do one thing for me: have one longtime user (can be admin or not) vouch for you here on my talkpage and I'll give you +rollback. I just want to know that you won't use the negligible power of rollback for evil, and the I don't want to search through your edits for proof. —rc (t) 18:15, May 2, 2011 (UTC)

Give Black flamingo his Polish girl right now! --User:Scary admin guy 19:26, May 2, 2011 (UTC)

I could vouch for him, but that would be irresponsible and just plan crazy. That good enough? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Seconded, Mhaille, but only for Frosty. I don't see Black flamingo fighting vandals enough where I'd be inclined to say he needs rollback. Actually, he deserves rollback as well. He's won two PLSs. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:08, May 3, 2011 (UTC)

I don't really want it, and Dex is right when he says I don't deserve it. I was just trying to be funny - it won't happen again. --Black Flamingo 15:32, May 3, 2011 (UTC)

Frosty asked me to come here and say something, but I forgot what, so I'll just point out that he's pants. Although now that I think about it, I don't even know what 'pants' means... crap, I shouldn't have said that, should I? What does it mean? 1234 ~ 16:42, 3 May 2011

You got it, Frosty. Flamingo, I'll give it to you if you want - it's not really that big of a responsibility. At all. —rc (t) 21:28, May 3, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah ok then. It'd be nice to do some actual work around here for a change. --Black Flamingo 14:12, May 4, 2011 (UTC)

Rollback'd —rc (t) 02:23, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks

YES! Thankyou for granting me rollback, you're cool! -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 01:28, May 4, 2011 (UTC)

Hey, what about me? --(talk) 03:32, 4 May 2011

Rollback'd. Be it known, however, that there have been some reservations expressed by certain parties about your suitability as a wielder of rollback powers, so mind your manners. He who giveth, asketh Sannse to taketh away. Cheers —rc (t) 02:23, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

Hey!

So, I saw you were giving rollback to fairly new users. I am a seasoned editor, may I have rollback please? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 02:26, 5 May 2011

I've seen you around so I'm skipping the "vouch for this guy" step. I do hope this doesn't become a rollback party though. I might have to cut off the sauce at some point. —rc (t) 02:28, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks love. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 02:29, 5 May 2011

Sho'nuff —rc (t) 02:36, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

Yesh! Us ladies with rollback can now terrorise the wiki! Bwahahah! Now where'd Luvvy go? 1234 ~ 02:45, 5 May 2011

OH SHIT! EVERYONE RUN AND HIDE FOR COVER! AGHHH! -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:47, 12 May 2011

Thank you for rollbacking me

--(talk) 02:33, 5 May 2011

Yeps —rc (t) 02:36, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

Now whenever I see recent changes, there is a rollback thingy. For someone who has never had an article featured (although I once had one on VFD) this is a big accomplishment. --(talk) 02:39, 5 May 2011

You've had at least four on VFD. One did survive, however. 1234 ~ 02:44, 5 May 2011

I meant VFH. Durrr...why do I always say VFD? --(talk) 02:48, 5 May 2011

I would like rollback please

I'm still not entirely sure what that is... but I guess I'll find out, won't I? -- 06:00, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

You should probably know what it is before you ask for it, yes? —rc (t) 17:10, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

Actually, that was a joke. -- 19:10, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

I've been at Uncyc too long... I have no sense of humor anymore. —rc (t) 21:56, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

I would like no special powers whatsoever. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:12, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

Hey man, that's your prerogative. -- 22:15, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

Hey, Magic, if you get a rollback, we'll be an unbeatable team. The rollback brothers. N00bs will fear us. Moowhahahahaha! --(talk) 22:50, 5 May 2011

Oh, and i'll vouch for you, Magic man. --(talk) 22:50, 5 May 2011

If I was a noob I wouldn't fear me... Anyway, thanks. -- 23:07, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

Please sign me up for absolutely no powers for 5 years as well :) --ShabiDOO 02:33, May 6, 2011 (UTC)

It's going to cost you. There's a monthly $4.99 non-use fee for imaginary Mediawiki powers. Times five years, that should be right around... $35,000. —rc (t) 02:37, May 6, 2011 (UTC)

Okay well everytime i slap you in the face with my fierce verbal spit, or cock slap, or pussy whip, or toxic fart, or golden shower, ill charge you a few grand. I guess ill surpass that whole $35.000 mark before you say mercy. I might even pocket some money. Nice making cash to get negative benifits. The most constructive thing to happen tonight!!! --ShabiDOO 02:45, May 6, 2011 (UTC)

So... er... Can I please have rollback? -- 19:38, May 8, 2011 (UTC)

Wait, so the joke was just that you do know what rollback does? I thought you were joking about wanting it at all. Simple sentences, people, when you're speaking to me. —rc (t) 19:41, May 8, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, the joke was about not knowing what rollback does, not about wanting it. -- 19:53, May 8, 2011 (UTC)

Done. —rc (t) 02:00, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, man. I'm sorry I was such a bother about it. -- 02:36, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

And I'm sorry I generally suck. —rc (t) 04:05, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

Hey rcmurphy

I'm joining the Peace Corps this summer to be a math teacher in Africa. Is this win? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:32, May 6, 2011 (UTC)

Could be win, could be lots of getting the runs and eating the same food every day for two years. Got questions? Or want to give me details? (You can send me an email using the "Email this user link" if you'd like.) —rc (t) 02:25, May 6, 2011 (UTC)

I would like to state for the record that the PCV arrested for child abuse in SA was not me. --Syndrome (kindle browser cant tilde)

And none of the ones sent home for visiting prostitutes in the Philippines was me. (PCVs are a corrupt bunch.) —rc (t) 00:53, August 7, 2011 (UTC)

Can I have rollback?

please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:47, May 8, 2011 (UTC)

Me too. I don't know what it is, but if all the cool kids are getting it, I want in. 1234 ~ 20:48, 8 May 2011

I'm going to need someone to vouch for you guys first. —rc (t) 02:00, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

They didn't do it. --EMC ^[TALK] 02:12 May 9 2011

A little birdy told me that rollback is something that's superfluous for sysops. That's why these two should get it.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 02:17, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

I'll vouch for both of them. Lyrithya has always not been nice to me, helping me with sigs, articles, and much other. Froggy is one of my favourite admins (he welcomed me in fact) and helped me with the article HAHAHA. For sure, both of 'em. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:26, 9 May 2011

This man speaks truth to power. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:42, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

While on the topic of pointless questions, can I be an admin please? LOLOLOLOLOLOL -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 02:44, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

Dude, I wanna be an admin! I bet it's awesome; they're all so cool... 1234 ~ 02:49, 9 May 2011

You already are. And no offense, but VFS is for poopys. It's a popularity contest. No fair that Lyrithya gets to be admin and I don't. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:51, 9 May 2011

A ban is what you get for voicing your opinion around here. -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 03:04, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

Life sucks. I'll spend time at ?pedia for a week before returning here. Maybe i'll drop by. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 03:17, 9 May 2011

I banned him for ten minutes, as a joke, you petulant fuck.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 03:22, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

Tone it down. That was uncalled-for. —rc (t) 04:07, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

Man you weren't kidding when you said your sence of humour was dead... -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 04:08, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

Lollipop might be oblivious, but I don't think he deserves to be insulted - especially when, in his obliviousness, he's basically trying to help out some other users (even if they're admins trolling for redundant rollback rights). Also, he's right - VFS is for poopys. —rc (t) 04:17, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

I was actually referring to Frosty's comment, not Lollipop's. Lollipop is a dumb little ray of sunshine. I wish I still possessed his sense of wonderment and whatever. I apologize because my nesting was off. I'm still a little rusty at working talkpages.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 04:34, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

All right, I see now. And for what it's worth, you're right about Frosty. I hate that guy. —rc (t) 12:31, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

No! -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 09:09, May 11, 2011 (UTC)

So, like... can we get rollback? 1234 ~ 04:39, 9 May 2011

Finishing up the paperwork now. —rc (t) 12:31, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

BEHOLD!

It's gonna be amazing. xD

The Beatles are releasing another album.. It's a mash-up. Anyways I thought you should be the first to see the new cover art. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 09:07, 11 May 2011

Hey

Just something quick I want to talk about. The logo. Wiki.png. What happened to it? Did you or someone else modify it? What happened to it? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:47, 29 May 2011

You can see the history here. —rc (t) 02:41, May 29, 2011 (UTC)

So...what's your opinion on the new logos of Uncyclopedia? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:47, 12 June 2011

Some of them I like, some not so much. I actually think it's kind of difficult for me to be objective about them at this point, because I've gotten used to the logos we've had for years and years... but I will say that I think at least some of the old ones could definitely benefit from an overhaul. —rc (t) 00:44, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

I attempted to make a new forum logo, but nobody liked it. At the end, Lyrithya got her way. She did a good job, though. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:51, 13 June 2011

I was always fond of the old Forum logo, but I like Lyrithya's as well. And to be honest, her witch-burning potatoes are probably a better representation of the state of the Forum these days. —rc (t) 00:58, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

I can't wait to see right after a Lyrithya comment, that some user remarks "BURN THE WITCH!" -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:00, 13 June 2011

Help Please!

Hey, Rcmurphy, I see you are a admin here, so I need to ask you a Question. I am new here, but I have a account on Wikia called Stelios7, with over 10000 wiki edits. It doesn't let me log in as there is no user called Stelios7, apparently So does this mean I have to make a new account? Even though I already have a Wikia account?! And this website is hosted by Wikia? I hope to be part of the wiki soon! Thanks, 81.155.54.118 12:17, June 5, 2011 (UTC)!

Yes, you have to create a new account. Uncyclopedia wasn't originally a Wikia project, and so the user sets aren't unified. —rc (t) 12:33, June 5, 2011 (UTC)

Oh Yeah I remember now. I used to visit here when It was independent! Thanks, 81.155.54.118 12:39, June 5, 2011 (UTC)!

No problem! Hope you stick around. —rc (t) 12:53, June 5, 2011 (UTC)

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Golly mister, thanks lots! I'll try to be a good contributor forever 'n' ever! —rc (t) 04:18, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

Whoa, nellie!Let's not be hasty! We were thinking more like 6 months... perhaps a year. That's practically eternity in Uncyc time. But I do like your enthusiasm. It's infectious, like blight. =) ~ T. (talk) 10:07, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

Gee whiz! I'll try not to stick around too long! Can I call you "Uncle Todd"? —rc (t) 02:49, July 22, 2011 (UTC)

Atlantic Records

It's a reference to what Weird Al types into Wikipedia on one of his videos. Kind of satisfying to see on a real wiki. Could I perhaps convince you to reconsider? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 02:52 Jul 29, 2011

Yep. I read the page, didn't know what it was about, found a Forum article that referenced it and deduced (incorrectly) that it was an Uncyc in-joke. —rc (t) 03:03, July 29, 2011 (UTC)

At least hiring prostitutes is supporting local businesses?

Yo, I'm going to make a visit to my permanent site tomorrow. Any sage advice at this point? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 11:32, August 23, 2011 (UTC)

Ingratiate yourself to your new host family and coworkers immediately. Don't assume that your site visit will necessarily be indicative of what you'll be doing when you actually start work - my site visit was full of enthusiastic plans that mostly never got off the ground. Make friends with local shopkeepers so you can start scoring free stuff. —rc (t) 00:31, August 24, 2011 (UTC)

There are only two local shopkeepers but I'll keep that in mind. Since I'll be working in schools I don't have plans besides teaching, and theonly real enthusiasm was from students with aspirations of doing well and leaving the village. Looks like a challenge. --Syndrome

Kind of depressing when your goals amount to getting kids excited about leaving home... but I guess that's how it is sometimes. I don't know how it will be in your country, but in the Philippines a lot of education volunteers went a bit nuts from teaching and took refuge in side-projects (or joint projects with other volunteers), so you might want to keep those options open. —rc (t) 16:30, September 3, 2011 (UTC)

Hey-ho

Do you run snerk? —  (talk) (contributions) 01:54, September 13, 2011 (UTC)

No sir. I don't have any bots. Mom says maybe when I'm older... —rc (t) 04:23, September 13, 2011 (UTC)

Well who does

Really —  (talk) (contributions) 02:27, September 16, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, sorry. I missed this question. I think it's Peter Yarrow from Peter, Paul and Mary. —rc (t) 23:51, September 30, 2011 (UTC)

How DARE you ask what happened on 9/11?!!

Do you not know of the sorrow it caused? Are you not an American? Do you guys have to joke about EVERYTHING??!! (And am I getting banned for this rather unsavory rant?) --Scofield & 1337 13:41, September 13, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, I believe we are compelled by law to joke about everything, including your mom's cancer. —rc (t) 00:05, September 14, 2011 (UTC)

*Breaks into RcMurphy's apartment and shoots him with a silenced gun.* THAT'S what you get for talking about me mum like that!!!! --Scofield & 1337 10:38, September 14, 2011 (UTC)

Too soon? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Returnin' from exile

Long time no see. I was told I could get my admin-ship back if I planned on stickin' 'round. I can't be on all the time anymore but I can still be of service when necessary. Anyways, how have you been, Sir? How has the site been? 05:44, September 30, 2011 (UTC)

Hey Tom! Good to see you around these parts again. I only really got back into Uncyc earlier this year - I was living abroad for a while and I just made another big move, so Uncyc isn't really a priority at the moment.. but I try to check in at least a couple times a week. What have you been up to? —rc (t) 23:49, September 30, 2011 (UTC)

How would you like to participate in a forum I've created?

Forum:Are you a Matthlock? User:Matthlock/sig2 21:02, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Snerk?

I somehow heard that you're the creator of Snerk, back in IRC? I started to think that if it's possible to do some addings to it? Mhm? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 15:56, 8 August, 2012 (UTC)

You're close to the mark--Snerk actually created me, so you'll have to talk to him if you want to do some addings to the Rcmurphy bot. —rc (t) 01:32, August 10, 2012 (UTC)

snerk is run by someone named Joan. snerk was brought to #uncyclopedia by Wikipedia's Killiondude, who uses the name "juancarlos" on IRC these days. -- The Zombiebaron 07:39, August 10, 2012 (UTC)

Dear Rcmurphy

Stop having a life. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:53, 26 January 2013 (UTC)

FU Spang and Frosty! —rc (t) 22:25, 10 March 2013 (UTC)

FU all. Apparently ANYONE can edit this place. MrN 22:28. Mar 10. 2013

Almost anyone. Rc is off somewhere saving the world in China or some shit, so he doesn't have a singular fuck to give. :( The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 22:37, 10 March 2013 (UTC)

I gave up that saving-the-world stuff years ago. I'm living high in New York City now. Or living, in any case. —rc (t) 22:45, 10 March 2013 (UTC)

Dude... You edited. I win. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:22, 11 March 2013 (UTC)

Re-feature queue

If you want, you can go to Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate and pick one featured article that you wrote to be re-featured. You can also pick three features written by someone else to re-feature. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:46, 17 November 2014 (UTC)

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