User talk:Codeine

A molecule of Codeine.

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ChiefjusticeDS‎

ChiefjusticeDS‎ is using his unban powers to be invincible. He dodged two bans already.--Poiz, ABOUT ME I love uncyclopedia games. I also experiment in the sandbox. I almost never make pages, though (exept if they are my subpages). 23:58, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

He's such a nigger fucking faggot. Someone should stop him. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 00:05, Thursday 09 September 2010 -

So, I saw you are a bureucrat, so strip him of admin privileges.--Poiz, ABOUT ME I love uncyclopedia games. I also experiment in the sandbox. I almost never make pages, though (exept if they are my subpages). 00:24, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

But he's behind so many proxies! How will we ever catch him? - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 00:39, Thursday 09 September 2010 -

A checkuser will help. i will call one.--Poiz, ABOUT ME I love uncyclopedia games. I also experiment in the sandbox. I almost never make pages, though (exept if they are my subpages). 00:46, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

You do that half the bans around here are from admins joke-banning each other? The other half is from admins joke-banning regular users for 30 seconds. --Mn-z 00:48, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

The Admins and Bureaus on this site should be taken out and shot. Come the revolution, brother.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

But you call a checkuser.--Poiz, ABOUT ME I love uncyclopedia games. I also experiment in the sandbox. I almost never make pages, though (exept if they are my subpages). 14:04, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

More mod fights. -_- --Poiz, ABOUT ME I love uncyclopedia games. I also experiment in the sandbox. I almost never make pages, though (exept if they are my subpages). 14:10, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

-- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 09:09, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

Monaco and Oasis skins and uncyclopedia's exemption

RE: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Forum:Why_is_uncyclopedia_so_damn_special%3F:_Mandantory_skin_does_not_effect_this_site

Hello, I am interested how uncyclopedia got an exemption from monaco and an exemption from the upcoming oasis skin. As an active bureaucrat and administrator I felt like you would be the person to ask. Is there any editor I can talk to, or any public discussion links that I can read?

I messaged the two other active bureaucrats/administrators too.

LOVE the site by the way, I am not funny enough to contribute much here, but it still makes me laugh.

I really appreciate your time. Thank you in advance. Ernieandburt 01:42, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

Why did you delete Juarez institute of technology??? – Preceding unsigned comment added by 173.175.177.81 (talk • contribs)

As my edit summary said, it was unfunny and obscure, likely only be amusing to whatever miniscule percentage of our userbase attend the institution in question. Personally I'm not a fan of school vanity pages, as they've too often been a magnet for slander and cyberbullying. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 19:20, September 25, 2010 (UTC)

A midnight dance

It is about 11:28 where I live, and I'm giving out a dance.

What's wrong with me? Dancing dude

Jet speed thanks from tomorrow-land

--Funnybony    19:13, Oct 4

Who's your daddy?

Hey Dad, this: User:Luvvy/Sandbox/The Uncyclopedia Family Tree Project = who's your daddy's daddy?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  20 Oct 2010 ~ 06:04 (UTC)

All of us who have question marks above our names in that template were here long before the AAN programme. I'm not quite sure how you represent that on your chart. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 23:16, November 13, 2010 (UTC)

lolblock

srsly? pi then doomsday?!?!?!?!--Poiz, look in my info? 22:29, October 30, 2010 (UTC)

That was the autoblocker the second time. Either way, joke bans are jokes. Don't get your panties in a twist. Or your pantries. That kind of thing can really spoil a good cake. Mmm, cake. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 13:21, November 1, 2010 (UTC)

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megamodfight...--Poiz, look in my info? 17:30, November 3, 2010 (UTC)

What are you wittering on about now? -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 18:54, November 5, 2010 (UTC)

i was saying: a giant mod fight!--Poiz, look in my info? 17:09, November 6, 2010 (UTC)

Again. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 23:07, November 8, 2010 (UTC)

moar fightz! P.S. if you follow the userpage of every mod, your watchlist shows mod fights too. P.P.S. The mod fights get longer as uncyclopedia ages. Why?--Poiz, look in my info? 01:27, November 11, 2010 (UTC)

Seriously, I don't care. Go away. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 11:10, November 11, 2010 (UTC)

Whatever happened...

...to my Transylvania Twist? Drac's A Part Of The Band

Unciklopédia extensions

Hi, Codeine!

I would like to ask you, whether you can help us in installing new extensions on Hungarian Unciklopédia. We ( at least some of the laziest ones) need ImportFreeImages extension. Alas we are in Carlb's Dominium. Thanks. Gremlin ^{Live or dead messengers here, please} 18:15, November 20, 2010 (UTC)

Hi Gremlin. Unfortunately, I don't have any admin rights over at that wiki, so I can't help with that. If Carlb owns the server, I suggest sending him an email if he's not responding on his talk page. Sorry I can't be of more help. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 13:58, November 21, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks. Good idea.Gremlin ^{Live or dead messengers here, please} 12:44, November 23, 2010 (UTC)

Weeaboo

Weeaboo has been deleted several times, including once by you. Is there a specific reason that it doesn't redirect to Wapanese already? Are we leaving the link red for an article about the activity in the PBF strip? --Tepples 03:09, February 5, 2011 (UTC)

I am not an authority on this (the original question still stands for Codeine to answer), but:

• The short answer: Past history of abuse.
• The long answer: As far as I can tell, Uncyc admins have learned from experience that deletion (with or without salting) is generally preferred to redirection, unless both the redirect and its target are protected.

BTW, the most recent deletion is by Under user. --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 22:29, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

Hmmm, as Pentium says, have a look at the history there. "Numerous times butthurt weeaboos tried deleting this". That's a good one. That was the version I deleted. Then of course there's "LOL ANIME FAGGOTS LOL ANIME SUCKS COCK. WHAT A BUNCH OF COCK SUCKERS. "UGH. OH, YES! AAAH! PAPI! MMM! HARDER, BABY, HARDER. COME ON NOW, I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT. JUST SHOVE THAT DICK RIGHT UP INSIDE ME. OH! OH! OH! OH! OH…", that was a real side-splitter. And as for "LOL ANIME FAGGOTS.LOL DATS A GUD ONE!"... Basically, that page keeps on getting deleted because all that ever gets created there is a stub full of suck. Why doesn't it redirect to Wapanese? Well, now that I see that article, it's basically a complete rip-off of the Urban Dictionary entry - with a list and then some total randomness added on the bottom - and I'm tempted to VFD it, so I don't see much point in redirecting it. How about you have a go at the Wapanese article and make it something more original first, then we'll see? (Incidentally, if the red link bothers you, you could always do it like this: Weeaboo). --UU - natter 11:41, Feb 8

Interesting. I don't see any reason why it shouldn't redirect to Wapanese for the moment, although I agree that article needs a makeover. I'll redirect it and protect the redirect for now, but in hopes that someone will make Wapanese a bit more kawaii ;) UU, if you disagree, feel free to change it back. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 11:45, February 10, 2011 (UTC)

Nah, I think I was just having a bad day then. Nice to see you Codeine. --UU - natter 10:16, Feb 11

Hey

Good to see you about! Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:53, February 10, 2011 (UTC)

Hi!

I don't know you. Do you know me? --~  14:51, February 10, 2011 (UTC)

Not yet.. but I will... -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 14:52, February 10, 2011 (UTC)

Blue pants --~  14:55, February 10, 2011 (UTC)

You don't bring me flowers, you don't sing me love songs, you hardly talk to me anymore.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

But I always loved you. What happened with us? --~  15:00, February 10, 2011 (UTC)

You are lacking the Northern Ireland gene. Unintentional or a political statement?--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:16, February 10, 2011 (UTC)

you are so gay. you deleted my page about my schoolmate. i was never told this wasnt allowed. i hate you. who's with me? --Afro Brown 08:37, February 11, 2011 (UTC)Afro Brown

Then you should have read the Vanity policies, which are clearly linked to throughout the site. And if not those, then at least HTBFANJS and BGBU which lay out clearly the guidelines of what constitutes acceptable content. All three of these are very clearly pointed to on the welcome note that was left on your talk page when you joined Uncyclopedia in November. Three months is more than adequate time to familiarise yourself with the rules of the site. Also, you seem to think "gay" is an insult; what are you, 12? -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 09:01, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

yeah brutha, i'm wit'choo. down with codeine for not letting you write about yo nigga! --Roman Dog Bird 09:34, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

Down with the oppressors in Egypt! Down with administrators everywhere! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 09:37, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

Comp

Codeine,

I chose a select group of people, because either they competed in the competition last year, they have been judges before, were in the Happy Monkey competition before or have done very good pee reviews. I put thought into who I added to the page. Spike undid his and I dont care. Im just trying to repeat a fun competition. --Shabidoo 11:35, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

You added it to two article talk pages. Those are the two I reverted. If you want to add stuff to user talk pages, that's your business, but please try not to add things to article talk pages that isn't related to the articles themselves. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 11:45, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

OMG! LOL! SRSL!? My mystake. Appologies all around. Can we still be friends? LURG! Still acting like a nOOb, so embarasing!!! Hey codeine, wanna help me and Lyrithya take over the world? --Shabidoo 11:50, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Ban this guy

115.186.145.94 See his contributions. --~  13:07, March 1, 2011 (UTC)

actually you already did it. Stupid Mimo&maxus telling everyone lies... --~  13:08, March 1, 2011 (UTC)

and ban the camel he rode in on... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??

How could you block that poor IP, who was only fighting for justice of his poor friend Garfield? Now we're all gonna get sued and shut down, and it's all your fault! --Scofield 16:06, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

YOU SIR!

Did not respond to the SMS I've send you. Ergo:

1. You are ignoring me.
2. That phone now belongs to some dodgy British security service

If you keep ignoring me I shall rescind my offer of paying for your pints AND refer to you as Codeine the Commoner from now on. God save the queen. ~ 19:50, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

Mate, I never received any SMS from you. My number hasn't changed, maybe you forgot the country code or something? I'll send it to you again through Facebook PM. Weird. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 21:09, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

You're Loser

Per Forum:The Great Administrator Mixup: Vote for your temporary admins here, you are barred from using admin powers for the duration of March. I suggest vandalism as a new pastime. —rc (t) 18:11, March 4, 2011 (UTC)

'Ullo Codeine

Good to see you about, and looking forward to buying you a pint tomorrow. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 15:35, March 7, 2011 (UTC)

Codeine!

Heya i've written an article on Cannons, how to solve a problem with cannons. So whats next, i need to add some tags or something or just blatantly grab pages that have something /or nothing/ to do with mine and just self reference them?

thanks in advance ! Lockdandload 21:21, March 14, 2011 (UTC)

Transformers, Rollback!

Hey, someone just told me I should take you. I think you might fuck me up if I did that. Anyway, I'm sort of a respectable sort, and I think that it's time I was tortured with this rollback thing. I hear that it's about time. (talk) 03:12, 29 April 2011

Yeah me too, I promise I won't abuse its powers or anything, PLEEEEEASE. And no that wasn't sarcasm o_O -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 07:31, May 2, 2011 (UTC)

Cookie

For being here for over six years have a cookie

Frosty has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

-- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 23:53, June 17, 2011 (UTC)

I found something horrific

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/krokodil-the-drug-that-eats-junkies-2300787.html

Krokodil, made from gas, paint thinner, hcl and codeine tablets. It litteraly eats junky's.

Here's some pictures.

-[1] -[2] -[3] -[4]

I read the first article and thought of you, Try to stay away from the stuff. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Your loving neighbourhood friend, Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 21:58, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

I don't know you

But I have heard about your legend! Welcome back. BTW, I'm the UnNews puppy watchdog and it is a good one you just spawned, I put it on the FP. Mattsnow 18:33, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

Hey Matt, nice to meet you. I still lurk occasionally, but life keeps me pretty busy these days. Thanks for your kind words/actions! :) -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 18:36, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

Nice to see you are decrufting a great part of the place. As a "new" user (compared to a dinosaur like you), I always had a slight curiosity as to what that whole "mom" thing is about. Maybe you could give me a link to explain it, as I tirelessly looked for a rational explanation! (as if my life depended on it) Mattsnow 13:46, October 23, 2011 (UTC)

Well, my mother was a fairly famous pornstar in the 1960s, footage of her quadruple penetration was amongst the first to be filmed (on an old cine camera, so the footage is a little shaky), but anyway, after a very long career she basically has a fadge like a wizard's sleeve, so the "Codeine's Mum" thing refers to when people post articles with no feeling and a huge amount of free space. Hope that helps. c o d e i n e

My mum, on the other hand, was the world's first female-to-male transsexual. Strangely enough, this happened before I was born, meaning that I was the first rectally delivered baby in the UK or anywhere. Also, my dad could be any member of the 1967 Everton FC squad, including the team mascot and kitman. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 13:58, October 24, 2011 (UTC)

In all seriousness though, the link to the original forum post is here Matt: Forum:The "Codeine's Mum" Proposal. ;) -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 13:07, October 24, 2011 (UTC)

We've co-existed before

I mean, we've been around places at some point, but i've never actually said hello to you. Nice to finally meet you. P.S. if you really don't know me, maybe saying that I was formely known as Maniac mcpee may give you a hint. Cheers. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 24 October 2011, at 23:08

Dinosaur recognition nomination

Nominated for the Foolitzer Prize

This user has been nominated for the Foolitzer Prize—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite users at Uncyclopedia:Foolitzer Prize.

Mattsnow 17:45, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

Brainfuck's History (before it became a redirect)

How can I locate the version of the brainfuck article when it was an actual article and not a redirect? I want to make a user subpage. Thx

Magnus: You're brilliant. Now get out-You can't catch me, because I'm TURBO PENGUIN! 04:17, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

I have gone into the deleted history for you and found the version from before it was VFD'd and redirected. I have dropped it into a user subpage for you: User:DarkArcher25/Brainfuck. I hope that solves the problem. --ChiefjusticePSX 05:49, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

Quick Question

Eyo Codeine. not sure if you're around anymore so I'll just get to it. I would like to see the archived(now deleted copies) of the Powershot and Shark Bite pages so I may laugh at them and how stupid they were. If you could copy said archives to my userspace, I would appreciate it. Who knows? I might turn one of them into a mockery of the original article. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 21:48, November 18, 2012 (UTC)

General

You are one of the most admired admins...seriously....Suri 100 (talk) 13:17, 7 July 2013 (UTC)

Well bless you honey, ain't that a sweet thing to say. Maybe I should spend more time here. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 16:28, 31 July 2013 (UTC)

zomgwtfcodeine! -- The Zombiebaron 17:29, 31 July 2013 (UTC)

Hey hey old chap ;) -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 17:33, 31 July 2013 (UTC)

bitches. --PantsMacKenzie (talk) 01:20, 1 August 2013 (UTC)

/me bows before Pants in all his glory --EMC ^[TALK] 02:19 Aug 1 2013

HAI

I'm Denza! DZ:bi Bai! --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 22:51, 15 August 2013 (UTC)

Good for you. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 22:01, 27 September 2013 (UTC)

Could you take me off the AKICK list on #uncyclopedia ? Zoomybron won't do it. Pretty please? I always liked the codine's mum thing. Not in a suckupish way. The concept is good, but the execution was great. But anyways, could you do it? Pretty please? --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 23:44, 27 September 2013 (UTC)

Jk, that was a joke. The first part that is. But the second part is true. :) --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 23:46, 27 September 2013 (UTC)

I still love you. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 18:29, 7 October 2013 (UTC)

Bless. If you need something in IRC sorting out, I suggest you speak to someone who's more active in there than I. Best of luck. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 14:48, 10 October 2013 (UTC)

Hey

Just saying. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 23:08, 21 October 2015

whatsup? Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!)

It's beginning to look a lot like…

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