User talk:Codeine/archive6

Vandalized article

My article, "Cock_block" has been vandalized with stupid messages ("JAKE AND ELLIOT ARE COCKBLOCKS!!!") and I'd appreciate it if you revert it to the latest non-vandalized version. Thank you. --Forgottenpassword 22:01, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

N00b

So, i'm a "noob" noticed you were on recent changes, and am leaving a message. i cannot chat, at work, govt compy, prolly get in trouble for this anyway, but i love uncyclopedia, and have read a ton of articles randomly and searched topics i like. nominated a lot NRV and FFW, that were utter crap in my opinion, but other people may not think so, will i know if they were or were not crap? also posted an article for the pee review, Tornadocane, my first attempt at a wiki, or maybe unwiki. well sorry if this was a waste of your godly time, Chazz 09:25, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Wow

Cs1987 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For huffing 34 articles in 17 miuntes from 1313 to 1330 hours on the 11th of December 2006. A fine performance indeed. -- Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:53, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

Just doin' my job sir! Cookies are always welcome though, thanks very much. :-D -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 14:03, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

Go to QVFD now. More stuff to destroy, unless someone beats you to it. -- Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:18, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

I want Duck Wilde on the Wilde family tree!

But is that possbile? ( Duck Wilde )

Your edit to User:Jarlaxle Artemis

Your edit to User:Jarlaxle Artemis was reverted by an automated vandalism bot inder suspicion of vandalism. If this was indeed a legitimite edit, please contact me and accept my humble apologies. Mr. Briggs Inc. 12:40, 11 December 2006 (UTC) Eh?

Yay

Nice to see you back, and I mean that seriously. :] -- ♥ Lacey • clicky 21:10, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks

For getting rid of my Welcome, I couldn't get it to work. --—Braydie 17:11, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

Shall I Compare Thee

If this didn't inspire a laugh, it might be best to delete it. It's a rewrite of Shakespeare's Sonnet #18, and it's as completed as it will ever be. Unless... we can dig up the old bastard and coax some more lines out of him...

Nah, it's fine as is. I was on a deletion rampage, you got caught in friendly fire. Mind you, if you *do* dig old Willie up, ask him what happened to Love's Labours Won, would ya? -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:23, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

dude, you huffed my article

Hey! You huffed National Nigger Day preemptively without any discussion at all, nor a vote. There are bout 120,000 crappy ass British nonsense-based articles you could've attacked, but instead you go after (admittedly unfinished) social commentary. WTF?

I will admit it needed some work... but I was getting to it! I will cop to being a noob and didn't understand Under Construction signs. I would be grateful if you would restore it, give me a little time and then if it still sucks, then huff it.

--Super90 02:57, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

Strikes me as a little clunky for satire, but there you go. Now stop whining. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:24, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

Thank you massa! Thank you! Oh you's a goooood massa!--Super90 21:26, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

Noticed you deleted the Tridge page on the grounds that it "isn't funny to sober people". I didn't write it; as my comment for the edit said, it was originally vandalism to the Wikipedia Tridge page. But I'm not sure it's so blatantly un-funny. Perhaps I'm biased, since I know (from having lived in Midland, where it is) that it's just about true. The Tridge is a place where teenage kids hang out, and some of them do drugs there. And I don't have any hard time at all picturing a homeless guy hanging out under it. So, to say the very least, I at least find it funny. ~~Alex (I don't have an account, since I do no editing at all and generally try to avoid the Uncyclopedia lest I spend hours reading humorous articles instead of doing useful things. But I will check back here from time to time to read your response.)

Drama

Since when is making fun of ourselves not allowed? - Nonymous 15:04, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

C'mon

Taking a break is valid. Removing your vote just hurts the rest of us left behind. Reconsider? ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 02:48, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

If it was anyone else, that forum post would have been my last edit this evening. But it's you, Todd. See here. I think I judged the wrong person, and I honestly don't have enough involvement in the situation to judge Spang's responsibility for it. I can, however, clearly see how it started. Peace and love man, see you in a while. Now I *am* going to bed. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 03:01, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

NOOOOOOO!!

Not you too! We'll have none left! COME BACK!!!! -- 02:25, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Here's to the man who once warrented his own category for special hatred from WNWiki. I mean, assuming there is some kind of life after death, I think that pretty much reserves you a spot near the top of it, right there. So cheers and thanks for the recognition. May none of your punchlines fall flat.--<<>> 20:14, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

In Re: Woman Empiwe

I understand the reasoning behind why you huffed it, and accept blame for that because I forgot to put a construction tag, that said, I thought it would be wise to leave notice and get your okay before beginning to reconstruct it. I had intended only to use the Wikipedia original as a basis on which I'd trim up, then elaborate upon, the article. If you're familiar with Monty Python's Life of Brian and their characterisation of Pontias Pilate you may have an idea of what I had been planning once I had finished setting up the wikipedian article base. Namely, I had planned to shorten it, alot, and then work in a great deal more about the Roman impact upon areas it controlled, and what it never did for those regions (the aquaduct, the roads, etc).

If such a plan for it is still a no, please drop me a line so I don't start rebuilding it only to have it huffed again.

Thanks, Nullius in Verba 19:52, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

Oh gosh, that was a while ago wasn't it! No, go for it if you've got a plan. Sporking has lead to some quality articles, but yeah, do remember to tag it properly so it doesn't get huffed as vandalism (believe it or not, we get quite a lot of wikipedia copypastes here). I look forward to reading the finished thing. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:58, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

Alright then, thanks! (Oh, on a pedagogical note, BA₃N isn't possible as there's no element with the chemical symbol A, though there is Barium, which as an ion is Ba²⁺. So, if your as anal about that sort of thing as I am, you could always fix it up to Ba₃N₂. Of if you're fine with it go ahead and keep using your pack of LIES! Ehhh....yeah, I better get to work on the myriad papers due tomorrow and stop having fun here. Thanks again Nullius in Verba 20:03, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

Question about admins

I've heard that admins on this site block people for the littlest things (Double redirects, forgetting to sign comments) or ban them for vandalism without warnings (Like the test templates on WP). Is this true? Or has my friend drunk too much again? --AAA! (AAAA) 01:26, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

Well, we have more leeway in banning than at Wikipedia, as we don't have the amount of bureaucracy that they do. Generally, we're fair, I'd like to think, but we do expect people to read the rules before editing. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 20:01, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

To most admins, inadvertently creating a double redirect or forgetting to sign a comment would certainly not warrant a ban. There are others who think differently. In any case, if you're ever banned for something you think doesn't warrant a ban, you can plead your case on IRC. —rc (t) 20:35, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

Yo!

Thanks for the welcoming message, I will now surely not hesitate to bug you on any occasion, be it vandals erasing my work, pervets putting up porn on my talk page or even pervert vandals replacing my porn with pictures of themselves. Thanks again! --Megus 22:46, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

Images, a decision

Following from the above warnings, it has been deemed neccessary to place a restriction on your use of questionable images. Please read Uncyclopedia:Flammable's_Office#User:Unistyle. You have seven days from the date of this notice to comply with the requirements therein, or the semi- and pornographic images you have uploaded will be deleted without further warning. This decision has been approved by several adminstrators, as per discussion on Forum:A Frank Discussion on the Use of Nudity. Thank you in advance for your co-operation. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 01:04, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

as I've said before GO AHEAD AND DELETE THEM I DON"T CARE Unistyle 22:42, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

We <3 Codeine

ORDER OF LYONS ~ 1st CLASS For demonstration of conduct most becoming an Uncyclopedian ~ virtue, mercy, courage, valour, fairness, protection of the weak and the poor, or some reasonable fascimile thereof, you are hereby instated to the Order of Lyons, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto, should any ever exist.

Though we never got 'round to exchanging as many original recordings as I'd hoped, I've enjoyed our emails and chats, and the support and encouragement you've given since I was but a wee noob -- starting with my first real award, a cookie on Nov 19/05. I still laugh at your edit summary comments when you are faced with an especially stupid article from some semi-intelligent lifeform, and thank ((insert deity of your choice)) that you still make the time to come in here, because I can't imagine the place without you. Cheers. Ever your humble noob, ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 05:31, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

FOR GOD'S SAKE

Quit nesting tags within NRV tags. It irritates me.  :) —Hinoa KUN (talk) 03:01, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

and stuff

I apologize for being too enthousiastic on the talk page of AAAAAAAAAAA! I won't do it again & I'm glad to be back in. Cheers! D. G. Neree 14:23, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

My Welcome Template

I Was Just Thinking Of You Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need it now, You know what to do. ~Premier Tom Mayfair

I'm deeply sorry for burning your eyes with my welcome template. Please forgive me. 20:28, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

I overwrote your welcome message

I'm not sure how that happened, but I can assure you it was a mistake. It has happened several times, and had I not been distracted enough not to look at recent changes after it happened I would have reverted it, I can assure you. Once Hinoa banned me (more a minute or something) cause I didn't revert. Sorry for wasting your time, --Sir Zombiebaron 02:27, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

It's OK, I figured the edits were close enough for that to have happened, yet somehow no edit conflict occurred. Strange. Course, if you do it again I'll have to permaban you... ;-P -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 02:30, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

And besides, you got two more whilst I was replying to this one. Slut.

:D --Sir Zombiebaron 02:33, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

I made a story!

Ah yes, my good friend Codeine! Remember the time when that idiot who praised Powershot went trolling the forums, and ultimately met his end? I have just chronicled those events in a story I wrote on a subsection of my userpage. You can find it here. It's written in a style similar to Plato, and I'll probably add pictures to it later. Or better yet, you could make some pictures for it! (Not that I'm forcing you to, but it would be appreciated considering I'm still working on my photo-manipulation skills.) --General Insineratehymn 01:45, 25 November 2006 (UTC) PS. Excuse me for whoring this story I wrote, but I need some pictures and I am no good at teh photoshop.

Napalm Rocket Launchers

Why did you huff this? This was a working piece of art in progress.I still had some more stuff to add now I'm going to have to re-submit it. I added on a crap load of paragrpahs but for some reason you obviously think that's not enough, why? If you're going to add it to List of Weapons that don't exist but should then that's ok but if not then you have no valid reason for doing so.

Get a room

11:42 . . Codeine (Talk | contribs | block) (huffed "Black man's penis")

11:43 . . Codeine (Talk | contribs | block) (protected "Black man's penis")

—rc (t) 19:57, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

Oh my God! I didn't put the protection on until after the huffing... *makes doctor's appointment*. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 20:02, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

Molten Gay

You deleted this article, and as its creator, was wondering why? There are plenty of stupid and asanine pages on here, which will survive, and I think this was at least of the quality of not being deleted... even if it wasn't picture perfect. Can I petition this... appeal? It wasn't terribly bad. I hope we can at least discuss this. Thanks. AhhDiddums 08:57, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

Ahh yes. I was working through Uncyclopedia:Maintenance yesterday, deleting those articles which contained an NRV tag and hadn't been edited in seven days (if you look atUncyclopedia:Maintenance/NRV you'll see that articles that remain unedited for seven days or over appear in bold). I've restored the article in question and removed the NRV tag as you've clearly worked on it since the tag was originally added. You might want to add some pictures to spruce up the article too. Sorry that it was deleted, but I hope you can appreciate that it's not often possible to check the individual histories for every article in the maintenance section. Cheers. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 09:18, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for being willing to check into it and all, I really appreciate it :-). I completely understand the situation and all. I'll continually edit and spruce up as much as possible, when I feel I'm being clever enough hehe. - AhhDiddums 09:23, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

Not sure where to list this

United world college of south east asia is a redirect to a deleted page. JoshuaZ 04:38, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

You can put broken redirects on QVFD, same as with any other short and useless page. Cheers. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:20, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

Re:Blanking

Oh alright, but I'm new to this wiki..I'm an administrator on the RuneScape Wiki, so i'm kinda used to deleting/blanking useless info.. Dreadnought 00:05, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

Im in ur base killin ur d00dz

I think Im in ur base killin ur d00dz was a funny article. I saw you added to it. But Hinoa huffed it, saying it was a Meme. Could you do me a favor and restore it to User:Orion Blastar/Im in ur base killin ur d00dz because I want to see if I can save the article. Thanks --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:19, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

Done. Or rather, "im on ur subpage pastin ur article". :D -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 22:25, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

Thank you very much. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 00:07, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

About the info in a deletion...

I'm not upset, I was just wondering if I could get what I had written in chris schackmann back, since you deleted it. Is that at all possible? I was thinking that I could use some of that information for a page on Richard Francis Burton, since generally it was based of his wikipedia article. very generally.

It's on your user page now. ~ T. (talk) 19:51, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Welcome message

Wow, how unexpectedly polite a welcome message coming from Uncyclopedia. Now inquiry - how do I nominate something for deletion, specifically Kitty Lo? JoshuaZ 20:47, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

VFD. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 21:13, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

From A person.

—The preceding unasked for gibberish was spewed forth in an effervescent pool of filth by none other than 203.59.135.234 (talk • contribs)

I was just going to update my World War XX page when I found this:

12:00, 7 November 2006 Codeine huffed "World War XX (Video Game)" (Failed quality control. See HTBFANJS)

How, exactly did this fail quality control? It only had 5 lines of text. How can 5 lines of text be stupid? After all, there are other pages for world wars 3 and 4 and they haven't happened.

Your answer is in your question. "It only had five lines of text". We get a lot of short, worthless articles here that people start and never finish. If you can't complete a significant amount of your article at first, you should either tag it by putting {{construction}} at the bottom, or create it in your userspace (e.g. User:Loopquanta137/World War XX (video game)) so that you can work on it at your leisure. Without either of these clues, there is nothing to suggest that you're going to finish it in the future. If you'd like me to restore the deleted content, please let me know. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:19, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

Your mom

The policies mention your mom. Can we have a quick update on her? --Mouhonen 01:03, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks!

Don't often see you voting in VFH, so I was pleasantly surprised to see a vote of confidence for my Idiot's Guide.  :) ~ T. (talk) 12:36, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

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Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum viditur

Ad perpetuam memoriam de Sol Invictus

Composure1, writer of UnNews and humble servant of Uncyclopedia, sends personal greetings to you [insert username here], on this festival for our glorious god Sol Invictus. While many heathen have long abandoned our undefeated sun god, especially since Emperor Theodosius I banned the holiday in the year 390, I know that you are a true believer like me. So I hope you are celebrating with all the necessary debauchery and sacrifices, and I wish you the very best. Orta recens quam pura nites Sol Invictus! --Composure1 20:00, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Thank God

I was hoping that someone leaned as far left as I did, but your Libertarianism puts even me to shame. What kind of school do you work for???  :) --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 11:35, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Heh. "Saint Engels' College, Leningrad" it sounds like, doesn't it? I really had no idea it was going to turn out like that, I just tried to be honest. Guess I can kiss goodbye to my chances of getting a US Visa in the future... -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:41, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks!

I appreciate the card! Nothing better than a hearty humbug from the poshest Brit you know, after all, they're the only ones that can say it as Dickens would have heard it in his head. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 05:14, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Xmas

Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways. Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing. Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!

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21:59, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW! Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings.--<<>> 17:30, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd

--Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:35, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

X-mas is that special time of year when we celebrate the birth of our Lord and Saviour, RadicalX. Please take some time out of your busy day and remember all the wonderful things RadicalX has given you. Please accept this card as a small token of his equally small esteem for you. You will if you know what's good for you.

Rad 19:10, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

flyingfeline finally gave up on Tesco and started making her own Christmas cards. Oh joy. Sorry if the glue sticks your fingers together.

Yum, humbugs. -- 22:15, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

ḤáρÞў ĤðḸǐḍαȳζ from §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ! You, <insert name here>, have been randomly selected from Squiggle's holiday list of people to send cards to for an extra special Holiday Card! He's too lazy to send them all. Anyway, enjoy this blatant overuse of {{USERNAME}} and template spammage!

-- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:32, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

I'm a holiday hater too

So, one good turn deserves another Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:42, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me! the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

Hindleyite was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

Happy Commercial Conformity Period. Erm, I mean Christmas. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 16:14, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Braydie was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

Thanks! Merry Christmas --—Braydie 18:50, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Happy Birthday, Jesus Santa! This holiday season, whether you're Protestant, Jewish, Catholic, Muslim, Buddhist, Shintoist, agnostic, or atheist, DiZ wishes you a Merry Christmas, so suck it up and drink your eggnog. And don't forget, Santa's got snipers everywhere, and they're always loaded. So be good, or else.

Hope your holidays are filled with much joy and the sounds of children's laughter, even though that old British guy with the monocle across the street already gave me a humbug. Cheers!--Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:48, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Happy Holidays* from the Holiday Turtle! May all of your Holiday wishes come true! (*Designated holidays may include, but are not limited to: Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year's Eve, and the Winter Solstice)

To my favorite drug, happy whatever.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:05, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle,
and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!

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--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 04:02, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Mordillo is a bloody Jew and therefore believes that Xmas is plain silly, Jesus was a nice Jewish boy with some weird ideas, Santa is an old drunk and socks are meant to be put on your cold smelly feet. However, since it's not your fault for being born to the wrong nation, you might as well enjoy a very HAPPY HANUKKAH and rejoice, for once again the Greeks had one coming. Only 4.5 months left till Passover, start looking for Christian kids for the preparation of the Matzo Bread!

Send my regards to your mom as well-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 07:26, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch 11:39, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for your card, I shall treasure it all week always. In return, I give you the pinnacle of Internetial Achievement, the crown of the Interweb, what the Internet was invented for.... a tacky animated gif.

Best wishes -- sannse (talk) 12:29, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

Heya Codeine, I'd throw a special shoe complete with tinsel at your house but my arm is frozen from the fucking cold, so here's a loopy image from my demented imagination. Enjoy not having to go to school, I know I will :P

Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk

Anti-Bensonist

AAA! has awarded you a cookie for banning BENSON! Now go play in traffic.

Here, have a userbox:

This user denounces BENSON.

I made it myself. --AAA! (AAAA) 05:17, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

Quotes

Thanks for changing the tag on my The Walcott article.

A quick question, I noticed that the quotes on all pages have the same style. Does this mean that they are added by admins and not morons like myself. If I'm supposed to do them myself could you please give me some code to use. Thanky,

--Luskconc 22:40, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

UnNews Audio request

UnNews:John Littlerichard: Spare us the "People's Paparazzi" routine - could you please do this one? You could do the voice beautifully - David Gerard 22:33, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Santa Claus has given you a Jumper for Christmas.. This was hand-knitted by Mrs. Claus herself. If you wish to complain about your Christmas present, do it here. Merry Christmas! From Santa Claus.

If you are another child that thinks they need a present, leave a message here (Santa never forgets, but he is getting on a bit.) Ho Ho Ho from Santa Claus 15:41, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Request for CheckUser

I've been looking at SOADLuver's userpage where he's been accused to have a sockpuppet called Butyman. Could you give him a CheckUser search to make sure? And give me the results on my talk page. --AAA! (AAAA) 04:37, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Article move request

Could you please use your magical admin powers to delete Blue Screen of Death, then move Blue screen of death into its place? Oh, and I stuffed up switching Australian Defence Force and Australian Defense Force a while back, so could you fix it? -- Mitch 12:39, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Uncyc Chrimbo Tale

Braydie has awarded you some ice cream! For doing the Uncyc Christmas Tale all on your own (with only flyingfeline for help).

Heh. --—Braydie 14:36, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:Charlie_Drake_Dies_in_Freak_Accident

Hello my darlings! Any thoughts of what we can add to my obituary of Charlie Drake? Can't wait to hear someone do the UnNews item in his accent.... :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Hi

Hi, i'm just wondering why you deleted my page on Match.com. Other than you not liking it obviously. Why wasn't it put up for vote? Or why didn't you ask me to try and improve it ?

Kev

Reverting SLJ

I noticed you reverted my deletions in the Samuel L Jackson article, and I was wondering why. The only stuff that I deleted from there was stuff that had previously been highlighted as lame/ripped off from "Chapelle's Show" by previous users in the discussion page. As for the filmography, I was simply deleting or revising movie names in which the original title was not discernible (therefore rendering any cleverness void) or were too vague. For example: "American Motherfucker" could refer to either "American Psycho" or "American Beauty", or even "American Pie".

I'm simply trying to inject a little more wit into the article and cut out some of the superfluous junk that's ripped off from Chapelle.

Thanks. Judgement 23:06, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

Banned

First of all, I haven't written any "Racist" things in several weeks just because you don't like someone's personal views doesn't give you the right to censor someone, and second of all you refer to this as your website, do you own it? --Ape_Sayer--

1. Yes you have
2. Yes it does. We reserve the right to revoke editing privileges of any user based on the quality and content of their contributions.
3. No, I do not own it. I administrate it, which gives me the right (and approval of the site's owners) to determine whether or not someone should be permitted to continue contributing to it, viz. above.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 00:28, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

Happy new year Codeine!

I WAS HERE -kjhf!- 18:44, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

Time (rough)

Delightful, old chap. I nearly peeled off my jeans and broke into an impromptu ballet-like frolick here on the faculty commons. Instead, I just stifled some guffaws into my sweater. Good show. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 13:08, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Utterly delightful, old bean. I damn near dropped my Pimms. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Thank you so much my dear boys. Now, I must get out of these wet clothes, and into a dry Martini... -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:24, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Ban

Thanks for that one, I may go through that article sometime and shift all the crap. —Braydie at 17:47, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

No problems. Yeah, some of the older longer articles have got themselves into a state. Maybe we need a cleanup week or something... -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:24, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Could you please undelete Money No Enough and the person who wrote this article?

I'm a newcomer who wrote these two articles, but you deleted them after they were listed on QVFD. When I asked why they were deleted, Kjhf replied on my talk page, that they were too short, and there wasn't a construction tag on them. Could you please undelete them, so I can add the construction tag and work on the articles? --Whitekings 13:35, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Done and done. Happy writing. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:42, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. It's late here - I'll continue working on the articles tomorrow, or when I have the time. --Whitekings 13:46, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the Vote

In all honestly, I'm more comforted by the words than the prospect of a trophy. Really, I suppose I should feel excited about being nominated for 3 awards this month. But I feel pretty empty. Since resigning on Dec 5, I've been trying to figure out who I am and where I belong here, and 5 weeks later I'm no closer to knowing. I've written and edited practically nothing, and don't have a shred of a clue of when or what I might even begin to write next.

My doctor tells me this is something that happens to all men my age, and apparently there are pills you can get

I guess I just feel torn between needing to have a job to do, but feeling the internal obligation to do everything to the Nth degree. I can't be an administrator without trying to be everywhere simultaneously, and yet in not being an administrator I've completely lost my sense of purpose. I've joked about being a bureaucrat, so I'd have an excuse to do practically nothing, and probably not even bothier to show up for work, but I'd probably feel the need to be as omnipresent regardless of the flag on my account. It's in my nature.

But whatever I did in murdering the admin in me, I've killed the writer along with it. I guess the two sides became intertwined over a year.

I've been trying to adjust by spending less time here, and have been trying to edit less to try to wean myself off the place. It isn't really working. Lack of involvement and responsibility just makes it painfully obvious that I'm just a shadow of my former self, or at least my former role, and that feeling makes me sick to my stomach.

So, I've been qvfd'ing most of my user subpages in anticipation of a quiet exit. I don't know what else to do. I'm one of those all-or-nothing types of people I guess, and can't stand being and doing nothing.

Thanks for your friendship. Send me another song sometime. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 14:06, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Second runescapian war

Following your double huffing of it, could you take a look at the message left on my talk page from battleclown after I tagged it as vanity and decide about a proper course of action? Thanks. Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 07:57, 14 January 2007 (UTC)