User talk:NeoZidane

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you talking to me? huh? well I'm the only guy on this page so you must be talking to me


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Warning[edit]

I will destroy you.--Small Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 23:55, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Nevermind, i was merely referring to the sheer ugliness of your sig.--Small Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 05:54, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Testing[edit]

Hmm, yes, good. NeoZidane 20:36, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Here, read these![edit]

You asked for it, I'm giving it to you. Would you do us the honour of reading UnNews:Brit Chef serves up Crap and/or UnNews:Pigeon violence increases in London for UnNews Audio? Do it NOW! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:25, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Happy Hosingsday![edit]

The hosers.jpg YOU'VE BEEN HOZED!!!

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Rev_zim has performed a Hozing on your soul; apparently you've done wrong in the eyes of doG. Take off, eh?!.

Happy Valentine's Day[edit]

Don't worry, it doesn't hurt. As a token of my purely Platonic love for you on this most lovely of days, DiZ would like to present you with a purely Platonic heart-shaped box of chocolate, some half-withered roses, and an assortment of those chalky candies with the words written on them.

Happy Valentine's Day,
and I hope you get some this year.

--Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:23, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Image:Welcom.jpg[edit]

I couldn't help but notice that my submission for mascot (Image:Itsonlyharry.jpg) isn't on there. Fix it, or I'm getting a lawyer. See ya guy! --

  1. REDIRECT User:EMC/sig 03:36, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
That image is me. --
  1. REDIRECT User:EMC/sig 22:27, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
Whatever, I just created my own. Bye. --
  1. REDIRECT User:EMC/sig 22:43, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Your sig[edit]

NeoZidane. I have changed your sig to reflect the sig rules of Uncyclopedia, and until you can create something with images that are 12 pixels (or below) in tallness, it will not be unprotected. Cheers, -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:54, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for your vote[edit]

-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:44, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

User Page of the Month[edit]

Dali Glass Trophy.jpg The Non-Official User Page of the Month Award

Presented By His
Holiness The
Dali Llama

March 2007

Random[edit]

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K00KIEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111[edit]

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I'm giving out cookies. Lucky you got 5. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer.gif 23:39, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Heh[edit]

Some guy uploaded this of Zidane & Castro. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png01:26, 01 July 2007 Zidane86.gif

Streets of SimCity[edit]

I don't think it's a spoof of that True Crime game. Streets of SimCity is from about the same time as SimCity 2000, so i think it came out b4 TC. It's mostly vehicular combat stuff, kinda like GTA, except without the walking outside of the car. It was fun for a while, but I ran out of new stuff to do on it. The levels in gameplay are derived from SimCity2000 city files, so you can drive around in your files from SC2k. here's the wikipedia lowdown on it. best description I could find. [1]

Bloody Pagans[edit]

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Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

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I saw that![edit]

Are you back? Should we start the celebrations?! ~Jewriken.GIF 20:54, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

Wow[edit]

I thought you had died :p -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 21:01, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

Happy Hanukkah[edit]