User:Kjhf

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This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is "When he gets out of grammer school and edumacation or Edumacation. It will be a while. Sorry, but I WILL check back every now and again. =(". If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.


I went here.

This is me when I'm angry. I'm watching you
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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Kjhf also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

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Uncyclopedia:Babel
rh-X This user only speaks Random Humour enough to seduce native Random Humour speakers. rh-X
uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English. uk-N
17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337. 17-N
do-4 This user speaks Dolphin at a near-native level. do-4
sc-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Scrabble. sc-3
li-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Logic. li-3
fr-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Français. fr-2
la-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Latin. la-2
pika-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Pikachu. pika-2
Pie-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Pie. Pie-2
it-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Italiano. it-1
da-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Danish. da-1
bu-1 This user speaks only basic Bullet and must chamber a new round manually after each shot. bu-1
sa-E This user only speaks Sarcasm because it was a required course in school. sa-E
ht-E This user only speaks HTML because it was a required course in school. ht-E
ao-F This user got an F in AOLer and likes their native language better (if they have one). ao-F
bs-0 This user does not understand Bullsh!t (or understands it with considerable difficulties). bs-0
al-G This user does not speak the Ancient Language and believes the Ancient Language to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires genocide of all the Ancient Language speakers. al-G
du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and believes Dumbass to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires genocide of all Dumbass speakers. du-G
mor-G This user does not speak -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . and believes -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires genocide of all -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . speakers. mor-G
typo-G This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. [[::category:User Typo|This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo]]. typo-G
BBL Kjhf has too many Babel boxes on their user page. BBL
NOBBL Kjhf needs more Babel boxes. NOBBL
USB Kjhf has too many userboxes and the babel table is out of Proportion to the userbox table. Until now. USB
Userboxes. Yay.
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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MagicWand.jpg Kjhf wishes he were an admin. Please grant him the wish. Also he doesn't like pink so he changed the box. MagicWand.jpg
Face-surprise.svg This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here. Face-surprise.svg
Tntasplode.png Kjhf doesn't care about BENSON. Support him or not, I don't care. Tntasplode.png
Portsmouthbadge.png This user supports Pompey F.C

('Dis is da pompey category.)
Come 'ave a look.

usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx
Usb! No, really. Usb!
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
United Kingdom
This user is a total UKer
and wants to steal your country albums for sport.
(British Uncyclopedians)
This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.
Grandpiano.gif This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg
Bottlenose dolphin Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek! Bottlenose dolphin
NO This user doesn't care. NO
Shuriken.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. Shuriken.jpg
Some This user has written Some articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. Some
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Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint. Msyclopaintia.jpg
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to Userboxes. ubx–
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Whirlingstar.gif Kjhf has edits on Uncyclopedia!
Orange Orange is my favourite colour because my birthstone said so, and it reminds me of FIRE! Orange
Clock.gif This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
14 years, 9 months and 28 days.

Français[edit]

Go die in a fire. No: I'm not a racist. Bloody government made us learn a second language. Yes I can speak French. Whoop-de-frigging-do.

Latina[edit]

Salve! mater est laetissimus quod ego sum inquitibat Latina. Te audire non pascura. Musa sapientum est in aure.

Dansk[edit]

Velkommen!

Japanese[edit]

Konnichi wa, ore no namae wa Kurisu!

1337[edit]

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