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For millions of years mankind lived just like the animals
Then something happenend which unleashed the power of our imagination
We learned to talk

There's a silence surrounding me
I can't seem to think straight
I'll sit in the corner
No one can bother me
I think I should speak now
Why won't you talk to me
I can't seem to speak now
You never talk to me
My words won't come out right
What are you thinking
I feel like I'm drowning
What are you feeling
I'm feeling weak now
Why won't you talk to me
But I can't show my weakness
You never talk to me
I sometimes wonder
What are you thinking
Where do we go from here
What are you feeling

It doesn't have to be like this
All we need to do is make sure we keep talking

Why won't you talk to me
I feel like I'm drowning
You never talk to me
You know I can't breathe now
What are you thinking
We're going nowhere
What are you feeling
We're going nowhere

Why won't you talk to me
You never talk to me
What are you thinking
Where do we go from here

It doesn't have to be like this
All we need to do is make sure we keep talking

Belated Thanks!

After months of poop handling and getting a wee bit tired Your UotM vote acted as Red Bull. Nasty, bad smelling and revitalizing. I now regained the strength to handle some more poop. Thank you! No, seriously, thank you

btw, where the hell are you these days?! Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S

My Uncyclopediing is restricted by internet problems at home at the moment. I usually just do stuff on the three days a week I am at Uni. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:46, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

Thankies

Cheers! Under User thanks you gingerly for your vote at VFH. He celebrated with a small but competitive Hyperdrinking tournament, but by virtue of waking up in his own bed, narrowly failed to set a personal best score at the event. His head still feels bloody sore though! Thanks again!

--SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:42, Mar 21

ban plz

https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Special:Contributions/Isaach has been a bad little boy --Charitwo^Talk 04:41, 24 March 2008 (UTC)

k thx. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:42, 24 March 2008 (UTC)

What do you think of my Chris lawrence page?

give me some feedback coz i heard you are aussie like me!--Pooh the hat 11:56, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

Yeah...I don't really know anything about Chris Lawrence, but at least I do know some stuff about rugby league. I'd say the main problems with your article is that it is too short, has no images and doesn't refer enough to his rugby career. Making funny or satirical references to real events in his life and career is very important, because it is the only thing that distinguishes your article from other biographical articles.

If you want more advice, I suggest you go to Pee Review. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:19, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

Hea dude

Re [1]... Ah... I did not know about the 1 month rule, I thought there was no limit on time. I guess I missed the reference to that somehow, though I'm sure I have seen it happen (Mr Winkler???)... I did think that if an article was very new it should be QVFD or ICU rather than VFD, but I guess there is no harm in a VFD nom. I added the VFDc tag for ya. As Poopsmith, I don't think I'm really meant to do that as it really is part of the keep process, but I guess it's cool... Cheers. MrN 19:15, Apr 3

Actually, I don't think the 1 month "rule" is written anywhere, but we do generally abide by it. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:44, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

yay! thanks for the delete vote!

--Moonzeppelin MUN 23:54, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

Tanks

Campaign Leaflet thanks you for the vote.

Unfortunately Campaign Leaflet can not keep any of the promises it made campaigning as the $10 offered by the Pizza place down the street was just too good an offer not to fold for. But still, $5 Pizza - thats tonights dinner for YOU!

--Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:27, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

Whoar!

Aw man, what a gyp - protected userpage. I understand it and all, it just means I don't get to add {{User:Tom mayfair/Template:VoteWHotM}} to it... Still, I have nominated you for this prestige award for your innovative forum topic. I trust you will treat this nom with the seriousness it deserves... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:21, Apr 17

Yay Australian Cabal

Othx! Hey there, Thanks for voting your friendly janitorial whore in as admin. If there's anything you need, don't hesitate to contact Bizzeebeever instead. No, seriously, I'm very lazy. But that's a good thing, right? Love always, Mantiwhore

Please...

...take a look at this (User:Prettiestpretty/Aretha Franklin) and provide constructive suggestions. I have virtually hurled the old article out the window. I need your help to help me see how I can make this article better that a fried bologna sandwich. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:41, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

To be honest, I don't have any suggestions to make. While I don't think it's feature worthy, I don't really know how you could make it feature worthy either. So, yeah, I'm probably not the right person to ask. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:09, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

I'm not looking to make feature worthy, I did, however, want your feedback on whether the article was better, worse or on par with the one that was deleted. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:08, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

Oh, well, yeah, your's is definitely better. The previous version had to be deleted IMO, whereas your's is a definite keeper. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:44, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

Thank you. I value your comments, seriously. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:35, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

chicken (2) choke

I like your Chicken 2 article and was thinking of doing some semi-heavy editing to it. But I'm here asking for permission first because I vaguely remember you saying on some forum post or something that were particularly fond of that article, so I'm gonna hold off on desecrating it until I get the okay sign from you. I don't have any specific ideas now but thought I might take a shot at it sometime when I feel inspired. --So So 11:27, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

Sure, just as long as you keep the same basic idea for the article, otherwise you might as well write a different article. It also has the potential for some great images, if anyone can be bothered making them. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:43, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, like I said, I like the article so I don't want to deviate from the the basic idea. Otherwise I would just make that separate article. Either way, you can always revert or adjust to how you like it. Thanks. --So So 16:33, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

Editing complete (mostly). Input? Reverts? Additions? One thing we need to fix is whether it should be capitalized "Chicken 2" throughout or not. I'll leave that up to you. Also, the new image was crudely made by me and I'm thinking of requesting to have the original made more realistic if you think it's a good idea for an image. Let me know what you think. --So So 09:50, 6 May 2008 (UTC)

Great stuff. Yeah, the MS Paint style chicken in the first image isn't great, so you probably should put it on RadX's corner. I don't have any other suggestions to make, although some people have suggested the title should be changed to "Chicken 2.0", which would mean we need to edit Zombiebaron's image. I wouldn't mind it being changed, but I just can't be bothered. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:27, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

Pic has already been made (thanks to Under user) and is up. I'm pretty indifferent either way about the "2.0" change too. Anyway, thanks for letting me mess with it. I might put it up on VFH later. --So So 11:47, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

NotM - Thanks

SHIZZLE DIZZLE!

Cs1987, you there? Come out where I can see you, I come bearing gifts! There you are! You are a VERY clever person. Why? Because you voted for me and helped me become NotM! Well done. Give yourself a pat on the back.

To reward you, I'm giving you a YTTE goodie-bag. It is a collection of YTTE memorabilia I've just pulled out of my pocket...That's one scrumpled piece of paper, a dead slug, three unidentified hairs, a strain of the bird flu virus, a morally ambiguous Olympic torch, two cows and various assorted, unexpected items. Enjoy!

YTTE would also remind you that he's still got a few miracle toothbrushes left. Toothbrushes have so many uses, and these miracles ones are great! Buy one now for a massively reduced price and enjoy their increased ease-of-use feel. 98% of the people studied said their teeth were saved by these total protection tooth brushes! Get your hands on one now!

P.S. Sorry that was so long and rambling, sorry there's no picture. You'll just have to imagine that this is a short, concise, beautiful thank you template. Also I'm hoping I'm not breaking any unspoken rule or etiquette of Uncyclopedia by giving you this thank you template!

from YTTE.

Thanks for voting for me, Cs1987! - 16:20 2 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Irish

For your vote in favour of today's FA, please allow me to serve you a modest Irish breakfast:

Cheers. NaturalBornKieler (talk) 20:00, 18 June 2008 (UTC)

strong-ish force

I'm bringing sexy (a.k.a. said article) back. It's quite funny if you understand the two forces it makes fun of. If you disagree, please feel free to make it funnier. ----DUFFMAN DUFFMAN is god! massage DUFFMAN 12:40, 10 June 2006 (UTC) 08:00, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

Tony and Ludo thank you!

Splendid, what! UU would like to express his gratitude for you vote on UnMysteries:A Tissue Of Lies. Therefore, please accept a free gift of Sir John Obvious-Suspect's latest innovation - Sudoku toilet paper, for those mornings when you know you're gonna be in there ages!

I honestly thought that any of my own stuff I loved that much would never make it, so thanks for proving something-or-other to me. --UU - natter 09:03, Jul 28

Thank thee for expressing your Faith

Prettiestpretty thanks thee for finding her image of Image:Thelastbachelorparty.jpg to be just right for Featured Photo Status Fondly, PP

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:39, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

Join the UnOrder Today!

~ Readmesoon

Help

How do you make templates that add you to a category?

Goomba94 17:56 3 October 2008 (UTC)

I believe you just need to put [[Category:Blahblahblah]] at the bottom of the template page, and that automatically puts the category on any pages it goes on. If that fails, try <includeonly>[[Category:Blahblahblah]]</includeonly>. Put <noinclude> around categories you don't want to include in pages the template is on. See Template:AustralianUser for an example. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 23:58, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for deleting Pastie Bap article

God forbid if we have fun on this site eh?

Merry Christmas

Bonner would like to wish you a Merry Christgame And a happy New Game P.S, You just lost the game (Bonner) (Talk)

Here's Your Christmas Tree

Merry Christmas 2008 From Sawblade5

Here's a Potato Christmas Tree For You!
Caution the Grue protecting this tree!

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OK now

Can we become active again? Shall I pay you good money and dance naked on top of your desk? Shall I ask Sannse to do to? ~ 08:45, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Any of the above would be fine. Honestly, I'm not bothered. Anyway, I did something stupid (getting a full time job), and it has been having a serious effect on my internet life. I am planning a comeback, though. Just watch me. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:52, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Imma watching you! ~ 09:05, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Damn, I was trying reverse psychology there. But I am still planning a comeback. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 09:09, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

I'm dancing naked on my desk! ~ 09:10, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Thankies

Yeah, thanks for the UotY vote - it seriously means a lot to finish runner up to that unstoppable spinning jew star feller. I note with sadness you've joined us in the ranks of the gainfully employed - my condolences. I hope you do manage to effect a glorious return some time soon, the place isn't the same without you! --UU - natter 17:33, Feb 1

Sending you good vibes...

...because you voted for me on Uncyclopedia:Potatochopper of the Year. I need this type of attention. Keeps me occupied with good thoughts, and away from the brown liquor. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:10, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

Thanks for the vote. In gratitude, I fixed your freakin' talk page. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 23:35, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Yet another useless award

Rabbi Techno awards you this lovely Mechanical Thing because you voted for something I wrote to be featured. Cheers!

May (Pokemon)

Do you have a copy of this article as huffed at 14:11 on October 1, 2007 and all revisions hacked up?

Thanks!

—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:15, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

Award

Rabbi Techno would like to honour you with the coveted

BLUE SCROTUM AWARD
Which is given to those who have demonstrated remarkably excellent judgement,
impeccable good taste and faultless, all-encompassing wisdom
(by doing something like voting for ME to win WotM).
Well done and thankyou, from Rabbi Techno.

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Dear You,

The hell have you gone?? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 09:46, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

I haven't gone anywhere. I've made at least one edit in the last twelve months. This one, in fact. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:18, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

But we're still proud of your contributions.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Thank you. I knew my recent hard work wouldn't go unappreciated. Also, WTFMHAILLEISSTILLHERE?!?! Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:27, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

MOTHERFUCKER, so we only had to invoke you to get some aussie lovin? ~ 18:12, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

Yep, pretty much. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:19, July 20, 2010 (UTC)

Well its nice to see a gentleman of taste back in the place.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

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