User talk:Cs1987/Archive 4

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Congratulations![edit source]

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You are the recipient of the Mhaille Award For Excellence for the month of July 2007.

I know its not "up there" with the great awards of Uncyclopedia, but its a way for me to show my own support and appreciation for what people are doing out there to make this place better. For a long time now you've managed to work harder at cleaning the place up than a lot of the Admins here, and all despite spending the last twenty years living upside down.

Also you have great taste in music. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Awesome! I always wanted one of these. :) Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:25, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

?[edit source]

And you are...? And what's all this about "we"? That sure makes me feel a WHOLE lot better! Cut me some fucking slack! I'm new! You know, if you're trying to get people to join, treating n00bs like this isn't very welcoming. 71.178.242.81 09:06, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

"We" refers to the general Uncyclopedia community. Also, you just don't get it, do you? Uncyclopedia users always treat n00bs with respect, unless they treat us disrespectfully, which you are, as evidenced by this message you have just placed here. Myself and others are trying to help you out here, and we would be able to if you stopped being so insulting. Us uncyclopedians never "cut slack" to anyone who goes around insulting and asking for the banning of valued contributors. Being a n00b and having your article deleted is no excuse for such behaviour. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:39, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
Also, if you want to know who this is, I can tell you. He's Cs1987, a user who does lots of stuff while getting minimal recognition for it. And he still does it. What have you done? Sorry to sound harsh, but any user acting this way doesn't get any "slack" from me or anyone else, n00b or otherwise.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:46, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
I have reviewed e|m|c's newest page which he said was very helpful, thank you very much. What do you mean "disrespect from this message here?" I asked who you were because I have never heard your name and what you had to do with anything because I had never spoken to you before. You think I don't treat users with respect? Look at this: [1]. And you're not being very helpful by telling me that you and everyone else is making fun of me and telling me that I do nothing. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 71.178.242.91 (ForestAngel) (talk • contribs)
I wasn't suggesting you are never respectful. You have made some good contributions. However, asking me who I am and suggesting I treat n00bs unfairly is rude and disrespectful, and so is the way you have treated Alksub, Ljlego, Ceridwyn and others, all of whom have done nothing to deserve your disrespect. They were simply giving you their honest opinions on your article. All I am trying to tell you is that if you want to be respected here, stop bickering. I suggest you start by not responding to this message, and serving out your ban properly. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:27, 9 August 2007 (UTC)

GTA: Strawberryland[edit source]

I'm the one who made the Grand Theft Auto: Strawberryland article. I'm thinking of some ideas for the article, so sorry if it doesn't seem to be funny to you guys... 124.83.18.49 22:56, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

The problem with your article is that it has a brief opening section, then the rest of the article is a list of characters, list of weapons etc. You should use paragraphs instead of lists. If your article gets deleted, you can ask the admin who deleted it to restore it to your namespace. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:01, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
The problem is that I'm still thinking of ideas for the article, and it seems that I'm the only one editing it... 124.83.18.49 22:56, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
If you won't be able to complete it in the next week, I suggest you create an account, so you can move it to your namespace. All unfinished articles here get deleted after seven days unless they are in a user's namespace. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:20, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
And now they ditched it - I've included cover art and a video, but you think it's still not worthy of being here. How come? 124.83.21.13 03:50, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
I would ask Hinoa about that if I were you. He probably deleted it for two reasons:
1. It had the construction tag on it, but wasn't edited for more than 7 days. If you can't edit the article at least once every seven days.
2. As I mentioned before, you're article was too listy. You should write in paragraphs instead of lists. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:35, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
Could someone restore this article for me to give it a second chance? 124.83.21.133 00:41, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
Please leave a polite message regarding this here to achieve the desired effect. However, I would suggest registering for an account first. This gives you a handy userspace to work with, where your article can fester for months to years, infinitely alive.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:47, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

I...[edit source]

Was sad to see that you disliked Russian reversal (phenomenon). I respect your opinion, and hope that you enjoy my writing more in the future. Perhaps I can redeem myself as well...Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:58, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I mostly do enjoy your general writing style. Heavy Classical is great, but some of your articles don't appeal to me so much. I'll just continue reading most of the articles on VFH and trying to judge them all as fairly as possible, as I always do. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:07, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

Lagom article[edit source]

This bot threatened to shut down my article about Lagom. Lagom is a word, what more can I say!? Please don't kill it...

It isn't a bot. It was me. We at uncyclopedia have issues with short articles. If you cannot write a longer, funnier article about the subject, then don't bother with it. Also, don't take deletions to personally - probably more than two thirds of the articles that get posted here get deleted. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:57, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks a lot[edit source]

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:19, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

All hail![edit source]

--The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 09:35, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

Let's Eat![edit source]

~Jewriken.GIF 12:49, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for voting![edit source]

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When you get on the raft, don't forget to bring......
Oh, never mind...

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:32, Aug 29, 2007

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Bleh.[edit source]

 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 21:50 Aug 29, 2007

wow[edit source]

i'm impressed. you caught that extremely quickly. i was actually trying to give out templates and someone's talk page tricked me into creating a new article. i immediately went to put it onto QVFD, only to find it at the top of the list. keep up the good work. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:44, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. Actually, it was Roman Dog Bird who QVFDed it, so it's a bit of a team effort really. :) Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c


Format Problems?[edit source]

Hey format stickler. Why should I add things here if you threaten to remove well written humor because a red link or two are missing? Man, this is worse than those serious wikis.

First of all, I didn't threaten to remove your articles. Just because they are ICUed doesn't mean they are going to get deleted, although it does if the page is still crap after 7 days. I tagged them as a suggestion to add links and images. If you are too lazy to add links to your articles, I guess I'll just have to do it myself. Also, if you think Uncyclopedia is "worse than those serious wikis", then you probably shouldn't be posting stuff here. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:01, 7 September 2007 (UTC)


The (Late) WotM Thankering[edit source]

Cs1987: a vanguard of quality. I always say, getting a Cs vote means a job well done. As such, thank you for your support on WotM. You keep me grounded in that which is above par excellence. --THINKER 01:09, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

Actually, the reality is I'm completely insane, and you probably should consider my votes as more of an insult than a complement. Thanks for thinking otherwise, though. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:24, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

Heaps of praise[edit source]

JustAWall.JPG The Led Balloon has awarded you a nice, sturdy Wall, and hopes it well help you to hold up your ceiling very soon.
That's what these things do, ya know. They hold up the ceiling.

Thanks very much for your vote, Cs! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:22, Sep 10, 2007

No wai![edit source]

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:42, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

And now, a Public Service Announcement[edit source]

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Thank You[edit source]

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Please accept this offer for supporting HowTo:Deceive people on eBay on VFH

--Sir Manforman CUN.png 21:07, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote! Have a whale![edit source]

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Thanks for voting on Kansas whaling!

You sir, are a hero![edit source]

...For voting on my page. Here, have a template.

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Friggin' geology...

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:20, Sep 16

cool[edit source]

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for DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations.
In the event of a terrorist attack, simply place your bomb
in this handy (and stylish!) container to protect it from harm.

enjoy! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:22, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Jack's NotDoneYet template[edit source]

Cs1987: the purpose of my "personal" WIP template is to have one with does not put the work in question in the huff-after-7-days category. Don't put the WIP category on the bottom, please. Some admins will delete a WIP-category piece without even looking at it; this template is intended to be used to avoid knee-jerk deletions of substantial articles. ----OEJ 15:18, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, thanks for telling me. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:37, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

Genteel gratitude[edit source]

Lonely protest.jpg Thanks for joining the campaign against this sort of thing.
By swelling our already formidable ranks, you have helped ensure that our voice will not go unheard!
Glorious success will yet be ours!

Sorry dear, I will keep the noise down.

Thanks for your vote.

You have now been thanked. Cheery bye! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:54, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

Thankies McThanksALot![edit source]

Nuke the whales2.jpeg The Led Balloon thanks you for nuking the whales, and hopes that you will nuke the whales again with him sometime very soon.
Remember: Fuck the hippies, nuke those whales!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:23, Sep 27

Thanks for the NotM vote![edit source]

Crotchgun.jpg Pfft, only a n00b would try this! Remember, you voted for me because I did this better than any other n00b on the site! Please accept this poorly made template! No, its all we have! GO AWAY!

Thanks for voting for The UnIdiot!

Thwanks! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 21:25, Oct 1

n00b[edit source]

Hey, thanks for the personalized welcome message! Uh, I feel kinda dumb asking this, but you seem like a big whig around here. How do you get, like, inspired to write funny articles? I'm really not sure what I'm doing, so please don't be angry... :D --Dossier 04:21, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

I'm glad you asked, because not many people ask such questions, but perhaps they should. We don't really have any pages about what you should write about. My suggestion is to write about something that is relevant to many people, and that you are interested in. Many such articles have already been written, but if the article isn't particularly good, feel free to rewrite it. I suggest you avoid writing articles about silly made up subjects, like UnNews:Godzilla befriends Saddam Hussein.
The other important advice I have to give is that you should not write about something unless you are at least somewhat "inspired" by the subject, and you have a good idea about how you are going to write it. If you just pick a random subject you don't really care about and start writing without any idea of the style of the article, you will not write a good article.
To give you an idea of what we consider to be a "very good" article, I suggest you look at Ganges, Wall Street Crash of 1929 and Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?, or pretty much anything in Uncyclopedia:Best of.
For more advice on how to write an article and make it funny, look at BGBU and HTBFANJS. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 10:12, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

I'm gonna kick your butt! [beats n00b to a pulp] -Flatts 05:26, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

Well, except for that guy that's going to "kick my butt," that makes a lot of sense. I'm gonna have to have a sit in my thinking chair. --Dossier 20:22, 3 October 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, please ignore Flatts/Rick Davies. I've already banned him. His next ban will be infinite if he keeps on being a dick. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:49, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
OOohh, when can I start banning? Dossier 00:47, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
When you becomed admin. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:04, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, was on a brake[edit source]

And didn't get a chance congrats on the adminhood! ~Jewriken.GIF 18:22, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

No problems. Thanks! Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:07, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Guy Gets Crazy[edit source]

I was wondering, could you please restore that page in my userspace for me? I was at school when the whole thing went down, so I didn't get a chance to save it. Perhaps at User:TheLedBalloon/Crazy. Thanks, P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:37, Oct 10

Already done, buddy.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:50, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
Ah, Kip saved it. I should've known... ;) P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:51, Oct 10

IRC[edit source]

Can you come on? I want you to do something admin-related for me us. --AAA! (AAAA) 01:53, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

why did u delete my page?[edit source]

oi man u deleted my page .../The_Jong

i cant find any history to retrieve or repost the page.

firstly. why did u take it off? and second. put it back up.

I deleted it because it was ICU tagged, and it was not edited for over a week. The reason why it was tagged is because the page violates our vanity policies, simply because not many people know what "The Jong" is, so very few people will be the slightest bit interested in your article. I have moved it to User:Jameslang999/The Jong. If you move it back into the mainspace, it will be deleted or moved back again, for the reasons I stated above. If you do not like our policies, I suggest you leave this website, because we aren't going to change them, or make any special exceptions. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:24, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

hey[edit source]

k thx bai Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 08:18, 12 October 2007 (UTC)

THANKS!!!!11!!!!!111111111[edit source]

Ak47.jpg The UnIdiot has chosen to give you an AK-47 as thanks for voting on HowTo:Be safe with guns, and hopes that you will remember to be safe with your shiny new rifle. Don't shoot your eye out!
The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his incredible amounts of whoring!

Thanks vote teh votzrs! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 00:29, Oct 19

Classy VFH[edit source]

Here's a handy user template! --  Le Cejak <-> 20:52, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Hey, thanks for voting for Cancer[edit source]

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Cs1987/Archive 4 Has A Lotta Class.

Don't fuck with them.
Fuckyeah2.gif Aaawww...
Cs1987/Archive 4 has been diagnosed with cancer.
nipple cancer. Yeah. Incurable.

Have a weird little user template! --  Le Cejak <-> 22:29, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Feel the power of science!![edit source]

ScienceFair.JPG The Led Balloon has awarded with the gift of sciencey knowledge, because he can already tell that you are smarter than that asshat judge was.
Thanks for voting, and remember, magic science is all around us!

Thanks for the vote, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:21, Nov 12

Vacation[edit source]

I'm going on vacation, and it said something about telling the Admins, so bye!Ace Detective 01:36, 19 November 2007 (UTC)Ace Detective

Actually, it said don't tell admins. Now I have to ban you. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:31, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Wait....forget it, I'm just gonna leave now.--168.103.108.250 18:45, 19 November 2007 (UTC)Ace Detective

Thank ye![edit source]

Neal is pretty fat.JPG Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for voting him to be an admin!

The "former":

cannot be more obliged... it really shows you care.

ahem[edit source]

Could you restore Game:Grueslayer/town/rally to what it was BEFORE Uncyclopedian remade it? It's an important plot page, and Uncyclopedian messed it up after he re-created it after it was deleted for being non-linked. Well, it's linked now, and I want you to help! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer.gif 13:06, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

Okay, I've restored the old revisions. It might take a while for the revisions to appear in the history. Then you can revert to the version you want. If the old revisions never appear, complain loudly! Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:16, 4 December 2007 (UTC)


Why, hello, sir![edit source]

I must say, you look intelligent. Perhaps you'd like to partake in some of my Miracle Tonic? Guaranteed to cure what ails ya! Got a cold? Going bald? High mortgage rates? No problem for my miracle tonic!

Moonshine.PNG The Led Balloon has awarded you with a FREE* case of Honest Jim's patented Miracle Tonic.
*Not actually free. Side effects may include just about any horrible diseases we can come up with.

Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:14, Dec 4

Hi about poor L[edit source]

You placed L Lawliet in the ICU, and honestly it needed to go there. I've revised it a bit and wonder if you could look it over and see if it's worth salvaging? It was an article I wanted to do but when it came about to writing it I got a bad case of writer's block. I still think I could probably flesh it out a bit more (if I wasn't so lazy). Any comments would be appreciated! Thanks, --Deep 21:58, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

I'm happy with it now. I've removed the ICU. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:42, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

C-3PO[edit source]

hey cs, just wondering what happened to C-3PO. the huff log says you deleted it, citing 'recreated deleted article'. does that mean you recreated it, or, (as i suspect), that you deleted it because it was some sort of resurrected article? i only ask because i think i'm going to totally rewrite it in any case, i just want to be positive that there's no other pages by that name out there. thanks. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 08:58, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, it was deleted fairly after V week, and recently recreated with exactly the same text. The rewrite should be fine. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:14, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
many thanks. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 06:32, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Bloody Pagans[edit source]

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Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

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Have a not-shitty Christmas![edit source]

WinterBreakCalendar.PNG Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:59, Dec 17

Christmasbeerbottletree.jpg AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right)
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

--Æ 01:44, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

A WARNING[edit source]

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ARE YOU PREPARED?

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN.
WE ADVISE YOU TAKE PRECAUTIONS.

TAKE HEED.
TAKE NOTICE.
TAKE COVER.


a friendly message from your local Santa Awareness Bureau.

Merry Christmas[edit source]

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 12:59, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas![edit source]

~ Merry Xmas Cs1987/Archive 4! ~

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks[edit source]

--Æ 00:35, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian of the whatnow? I thought I was at a porn site all this time[edit source]

I dare you to prove that 9,000 of those 11,000 edits were not vanity. (Thank you for the nom! Awesomeness? I think so!)   Le Cejak <-> (Jan 2) 02:56

Antipodean knowledge required[edit source]

Hey there Cs, I was wondering if you could take a look at something for me. Specifically, a user called Paynejw, his article Don Smith and his subsequent contrributions. Basically, the article was created and ICU'd. He then removed the ICU with no improvement, so I popped it back on. He took exception to this and left quite a rant on the article above the tag. Have a look, it's a good laugh! Now he's wandering through the site adding quotes by this Don Smith to other articles.

Now, he claims in his rant that this article is funny, but only to Aussies. As a resident of a country far crapper at cricket than you, I therefore can't comment, but Google seems to have nothing to offer on the guy, so can you take a local look and see if you think it's vanity please? I've left a message on his talk page, but I'm wondering whether to revert the quotes.

Much obliged. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 17:37, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, it's either vanity or fiction. Either way, the only funny part of the article is the hilarious rant in the last paragraph. We'll leave the article as it is for now, and if he retaliates he will receive a long ban. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:19, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
That's good enough for me. I'm revertin' those quotes then. Ta! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:15, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
No I'm not, you already have. Ta again. Have this:
--Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:19, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

People's Republic of China[edit source]

Some fucking idiot messed things up big time. This is how the article use to look with my last edit and my many contributions to a developing article:

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=People%27s_Republic_of_China&diff=2716816&oldid=2716786

Now go to the page; some complete pro-Communist-China douchebag edited the page to make THE ENTIRE THING SERIOUS, ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS AND BORING. Yes, I'm serious, it looks like it's straight out of - gasp - WIKIPEDIA! No joke.

So I went to the edit page to show this guy what-for, and realized uncyclopedia doesn't have an "undo" option like wikipedia. There is way too much crap to wade through in order to fix this gigantic mess he created. Can you handle this asshole? You seem like a responsible administrator who knows what to do with douchebags like this.--PericlesofAthens 01:27, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

Looks like Mhaille already dealt with it. By the way, non-sysops can undo edits, it's just harder and more confusing than it is on Wikipedia (unless you get an updated uncyclopedia.js). Select the vandalised revision and the non-vandalised revision in the edit history and click "compare selected revisions", and you should get an "undo" option. Anyway, it is a good idea to ask admins like myself to help with vandalism related problems. We can revert a users entire edit history with the click of a button. :) Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 10:50, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

GTFO![edit source]

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SHOW ME YOUR TITS!
Thanks for voting my tits to the front page. -Zana Dark

Tanks[edit source]

The Uncyclopedia Health Service gives you a human arm as a token of our appreciation for your vote. Use it as a doorstop, sex aid or nice side to dinner; enjoy. DJ Irreverent
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Rough Pubs[edit source]

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Yay! You voted![edit source]

/me hugtackles Cs1987. Thank youthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou... I appreciate your vote. Now, back to trying to figure out how to type without the thumb that met the cheese grater last night... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 10:15, 22 Feb