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| Noob of the Moment February 2007 | |
Commander of the Order  | 
| Featured Article: HowTo:Start a Religion This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!  | 
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.eM[edit | edit source]
I am fairly simple. I make things.
Currently banging on:[edit | edit source]
- User:Contestant/Useless Survivor Syndrome -- building up on an IP's ICU'd content
 - User:Contestant/HowTo:Fuck it up -- how could I fuck it up? Easily.
 - User:Contestant/HowTo:Become an Internet Celebrity -- FULL PLATE MOFOS
 - User:Contestant/Class and User:Contestant/Pink elephants are antiques that need work.
 - I wanna spread to UnBooks. Gotta remember that.
 
UnNews audios:[edit | edit source]
16. I'mma neaten this up later.
- File:UnNews Rain moistens Shuttle delays launch.mp3
 - File:UN announces new radiation symbol--contestant.mp3
 - File:UnNews Anna Nicole Smith to be divided.mp3
 - File:Ken lay finds new life in hell.mp3
 - File:UnNews Daycare center gives children heroin.mp3
 - File:UnNews Barbie robs bank further pads resume.mp3
 - File:UnNews 26 killed in Baghdad book store Harry Potter books Blamed.mp3
 - File:UnNews Bush declares martial law after interpreting lunar eclipse as bad omen.mp3
 - File:UnNews February 31st.mp3
 - File:Ice slabs ontario.mp3
 - File:Hypontised student.mp3
 - File:UnNews mp3 indonesian earthquake.mp3
 - File:Bb dayorder 13 2 07.mp3
 - File:Johnson family baby.mp3
 - File:Johnson family holiday.mp3
 - File:Corzine crash.mp3
 
Audio articles:[edit | edit source]
2. And one of them's shit.
