User:Jim Groovester

	UnBooks Author of the Month November 2007

	Noob of the Moment October 2007

The Functional Userpage of Jim Groovester

Commander of the Order

This user has graduated from the adoption program! Kudos! from Thekillerfroggy.

This user is constantly PEEING. They apologize for the mess.

This user is not a number, they are a free person!

… This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. …

MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

@$#% This user is a compulsive insulter, you rotten jackass @$#%

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Incomplete articles

• Niggaples An idea.
• Freudian Analysis of Dictatorial Military Marches An idea. A funny one, it seems.
• Countries In The Way Of Frisbee Throwing To Sweden From USA When I read the title, I couldn't stop laughing. It's on QVFD and likely to be deleted, so maybe I'll adopt it after that.
• UnBooks:The Destiniad A logical follow up to the article of the same name.
• Impersonification An idea born out of my inability to correctly use words, like impersonation, or personification.
• UnNews:Academy Defeats Lyceum 17-14 in Epistemological Bowl A great idea I came up with a long time ago and subsequently forgot.
• The Retconomicon Klassu, Beraina, Ninma.
• Esoteric Humor An idea I'm toying around with.
• d20 Dating Started the article in earnest. I hope it doesn't balloon into an overly pedantic, unfunny mess.

Complete Articles

• Cult of Apple Finally finished.
• Academia Not what you were expecting.
• HowTo:Get Others to Do Your Work for You An essential guide. I'm not sure I like this article very much.
• Soapbox in a Soundproof Room Article done, but I hate the images (which I made myself, unfortunately).
• Society for the Intervention and Rehabilitation of Supervillains Featured by attritional warfare on VFH.
• UnBooks:Instant Messaging Translation Guide for 19th Century English Gentlemen Ha! Featured! Take that, nobody in particular!.
• Manumission
• The Destiniad Featured! Bam! Take that!

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