User:AE

Ya know, I'm out. I came here expecting to read and write humor and enjoy, but it's not at all fun or funny with the everyday drama, trolling etc.

If you actually care, my userpage with the original content still remains below.--Æ 20:10, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

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Featured Article: Why?:Wear clothes 3 sizes too small
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

Commander of the Order

This user has graduated from the adoption program! Kudos! from The UnIdiot.

9.5 This user has written 9.5 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. 9.5

This user is constantly PEEING. They apologize for the mess.

“This is as likely as your first UnNews. You are a meidocre article writer but you'd make a great sysop”

– NXWave on telling lies about AE and violating Rule 2

“AE, looking over his contributions, AE has done more than just nominate me for awards. He helps with the upkeep of the site as a whole. Definitely a n00b worthy of recognition.”

– Cajek on telling the truth about AE

“AE isn't a noob anymore. ...what? ...that's it! ...STOP LOOKING AT ME!”

– Cajek on AE not being a noob anymore.

“AE doesn't appreciate it when other users add quotes to his page”

– TheLedBalloon on Irony

“I don't recall ever having said that”

– AE on Super Irony

“I don't recall ever having said "I don't recall ever having said that”

– Alberto Gonzales on Super Super Irony

“I recall.”

– The UnIdiot on everybody here is an idiot

“Well if this is an idiots convention then why was I not invited? I just had to say that regarding AE, well. He's... Hmm... AE is not a dick.”

– MrN9000 commenting on AE whilst commenting on people commenting on people commenting on people commenting on AE

Bibliography (complete list here)

New articles are at the bottom

1. HowTo:Escape Prison (rewrite, ignore it, it was my n00b contribution)
2. There (rewrite, with Cajek)
3. Alberto Gonzales
4. UnBooks:The Winkler impersonator who cried GAY GAY GAY TIMESTAMP HELP

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1. UnNews:Santa Claus arrested after disappearance
2. Why?:HIDE!
3. UnNews:Ron Paul is disliked by ABC and Fox News
4. Why?:Wear clothes 3 sizes too small
5. Fat Americans
6. HowTo:Beat the Dead Horse

Articles other people wrote that were featured because I nominated them

1. United States presidential election, 1840 14 ( 17 / 3 )
2. United States presidential election, 1960 14 ( 15 / 1 )
3. HowTo:Hear a Picture 15 ( 16 / 1 )
4. Pacific War 17 ( 17 / 0 )
5. UnNews:You Are Reading This Headline; About To Click On It 16 ( 19 / 3 )
6. Dude 18 ( 19 / 1 )

Awards

	Noob of the Moment December 2007

This user has been pwn3d by democracy, and will be returning shortly. See why this unpopular user got banned, and maybe nominate someone you don't like for the same fate!