hi im moonzeppelin and ive made a couple edits before I had this name on my IP adress (most notably on Bob Dylan), but now you can see what I edited more easily! hooray! I hope you guys like what I am doing, and if you dont, too bad! Comment on my talk page...please?
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This user believes that Paul McCartney is dead (and has been replaced by a lookalike).
This user plays
bass , because it attracts
groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
This user is an
aeroplane , and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
This user seriously needs to calm down.
This user is a complete, irredeemable grue. They are
Bat Fuck Insane , and inflate at a ban.
This
user is easily distracted by anything
shiny .
This user is owned by one or more
cats .
This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.
This user idolises Dr. House
and wishes they were smart enough to have a Rubik's complex.
This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY
JEW , and is entitled to all honors and persecutions as such.
This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.
This user got
Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.
This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
This user is not a
ninja because ninjas are gay.
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This user is a
vegetarian , so you should be brandishing a stick of
celery at them.
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This user is not Polish . Isn't that great?
Some of my Favourite Articles [ edit | edit source ]
Articles ive nominated for brutal murder (and succeded) [ edit | edit source ]
(haha, there redlinked cause there not there anymore!)