hi im moonzeppelin and ive made a couple edits before I had this name on my IP adress (most notably on Bob Dylan), but now you can see what I edited more easily! hooray! I hope you guys like what I am doing, and if you dont, too bad! Comment on my talk page...please?
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This user believes that Paul McCartney is dead (and has been replaced by a lookalike).
This user plays
bass , because it attracts
groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
This user is an
aeroplane , and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
This user seriously needs to calm down.
This user is a complete, irredeemable booby. They are
Bat Fuck Insane , and tie at an arccosine.
This
user is easily distracted by anything
shiny .
This user is owned by one or more
cats .
This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.
This user idolises Dr. House
and knows it's not Lupus.
This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY
JEW , and is entitled to all honors and persecutions as such.
This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.
This user got
Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.
This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
This user is not a
ninja because ninjas are gay.
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This user is a
vegetarian , so you should be brandishing a stick of
celery at them.
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This user is not Polish . Isn't that great?
Some of my Favourite Articles [ edit | edit source ]
Articles ive nominated for brutal murder (and succeded) [ edit | edit source ]
(haha, there redlinked cause there not there anymore!)