User talk:Cs1987/Archive 1

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A note

There's not really any need to tag extremely short articles NRV/ICU. We have QVFD for that. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 14:29, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for that. I was confused about QVFD before, because we used to have a template for it. You will probably never read this, but, meh. -- Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:37, 29 November 2006 (UTC).

NotM

Braydie has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for voting me at NotM --—Braydie 00:47, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for the For vote at Writer of the Month! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:45, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for the props. As a result, you've gotten a shiny new template that looks nothing at all like the one Squiggle is giving out.  ::makes a note to kill Sguigs when no one is looking:: Er, hello. Um, thanks again!  ;)--<<>> 13:33, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

Hey, you, yes you

You need more polls, I've seen these ones before.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 02:33, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks

Braydie has awarded you some sweets! For voting for HowTo:Cheat At Scrabble

Hey, you voted for one of my works, so I'm thanking you again--—Braydie 17:17, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Yum. -- Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:14, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

XMas

Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW! Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings.--<<>> 17:34, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Hindleyite was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

Merry Chrimbo. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 14:33, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd

--Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:58, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks....

I'm grateful for your vote for UotY. With recent "drama" and politics, I still feel like the wind is knocked out of me, and it's good to have a bit of praise. I regret having to resign as an admin, but it was interfering with real life.  :) Like everything else, I did it obsessively, so the only way to stop was to remove that power. I also appreciate your nod to Asperger's. As a writer I think I've reached the point where I have to push limits to keep myself interested. Hopefully there are enough untapped subjects to get me over the 100 mark.

Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

--Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:41, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male

Thanks for your vote!

Berogen has awarded you the Neat Order of the Closet for voting For HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male Wear It With Pride!TM You big homo.

NRV

Just a friendly reminder that we are trying to use {{ICU}} with a message to the user now, rather than the old {{NRV}}. Thanks. You might want to read the new ICU directions as well. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:06, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, but I think ICU is gay. I'll use it more often now though. -- Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:54, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote...

...and sending big hugs your way for supporting Sissy. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:38, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote...

...and sending big hugs your way for supporting Sissy. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:39, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

--Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:13, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

UOTM

Braydie thanks you for voting for him to be Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2007.

—Braydie at 15:13, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

hey hey hey

:) Thankyou!!!


- jack mort | cunt | talk - 12:49, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

	El Zoof has awarded you a special 3D holographic edition of the List of one letter words starting with A!
	For voting on List of one letter words starting with A. If you hadn't guessed.
	Soon: List of one letter words starting with A II: The Sequel - List of one letter words starting with I

El Zoof 00:28, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

Welcome to My Inner Circle!

Welcome, Slave! Hello, Cs1987/Archive 1, and welcome to DiZ's inner circle. I hope you like being a part of the family and decide to stay. If not, well, too bad, you're stuck. Here are some good guidelines for first-time members: Respect your King. Always refer to him as "DiZ" (capital D, lowercase i, capital Z) or "diz" (all lowercase) - preferably the first. Respect your Master. Either you or I have chosen Joe857 as your master. Always carry out his or her wishes and don't let me catch you cheating on them, you hear me? Give praise. Shout DiZ's name on the mountaintops, make giant billboards; frankly, I don't care, so long as you give praise to his Greatness. It is also your duty to rape and kill any and all non-believers and doubters. Show some dignity. As a representative and delegate of his Holyness, DiZ the Great, you are expected to behave in an appropriate and dignified manner (which may or may not include feasting on your foe's cattle). You are also expected to fast, pray, whip yourself with heavy chains daily, and uhh, oh yeah: NO SEX. Sorry... Have fun. With responsibility, so comes great joy in knowing you are the heir to the greatest throne of mankind. If you are lucky, perhaps one day, you too will be king. But, probably not... I hope you enjoy being a member. Now get on your knees and suck my left toe! -- DiZtheGreat  AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!)

QVFD

Thanks for the effort of helping out on QVFD, but listing "All the articles created between ______ and ______" doesn't help anyone. Uncyclopedians come from all across the world, and we have something called "Time Zones", so your time and mine are different. Next time either add all the pages, or none. Also, please do not sign QVFD posts, I can find the submitter of pages all by myself. -- The Zombiebaron 03:50, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Supergrass Award

Supergrass

This Stool Pigeon User is hereby cited for sterling work on Ban Patrol and/or QVFD.

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• I hearby award you a supergrass. You have contributed to Ban Patrol and QVFD in a timely and stylish manner. Don't you dare stop now, eh? -- The Zombiebaron 01:27, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
• And so do I. You know, award you it. —Braydie 01:28, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
• Wow, that is a cool template. Maybe I'll start finding people to give it too also. Thanks. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:29, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

As happy as that kind of atitude makes me, I'm going to have to discourage you. Supergrass is currenlty only being given out by admins. You can still give them cookies though... -- The Zombiebaron 01:34, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Oh, I see. Cookies it is, then. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:35, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Hey cheers for the info man. One thing to say this beats the shit out of wikipedia. Thanks. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Woody3 (talk • contribs)

Captain Obvious

It seems as though you removed my Captain Obvious quote about epilepsy. Why? Sir Hat-a-lot 18:36, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

There definitely seems to be too many quotes in that article, and I strongly dislike quote spamming. However, if you consider that particular quote to be important, feel free to put it back on. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:28, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Nah, don't worry, I added that one a long time ago, and I now see it to be irrelevant and an unnecessary addition to an article which has too many quotes already. Sir Hat-a-lot 22:24, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote!

For voting for her article, UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure, has awarded you: The inside of a magic 8-ball. Now all your choices will be easy.

ICU

Hey, thanks for doing this recently, it's been quite hard with Zombiebaron gone to go and do all the new pages. But, make sure you only ICU new pages. When I helped clear out today I came across a few that were too old for ICU. Thanks —Braydie 14:41, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for reminding me, but is there any set rule for how new a page should be for an ICU? Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:23, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure it's 1 week. But a little over that shouldn't matter. —Braydie 14:25, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

[Insert Title Here]

Thanks for the compliments and general recongnition. I'd give you a cookie, but all mine are stale. PS: Should I make a "Phlegm" article? --Agoistheman 00:46, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

Give it a try. We've already got quite a few pages like it. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:02, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

[Help]

You sent me a message saying if i need help i should ask you. well i was told i need to add more to my how to start fires page. when i tried to edit it all the bttns were gone! what should i do?

Y'know

The whole point of the 15 article limit on VFD is so the page doesn't fill up with nominations too quickly, so people aren't discouraged from voting. Adding 15 more as soon as it clears kinda defeats the point... • Spang • ☃ • talk • 06:54, 23 Mar 2007

Hmm, I guess I'll have to add less at a time now. It just means it will take a long time to get rid of the crap I find on Special:Lonelypages. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:49, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

Welcome template

There's something funky going on with the talk pages of the people you welcomed. They're all getting categorized under Category:Talk page templates. May I suggest you subst: your welcome template to get rid of the category. Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 20:30, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

Rabbid Article

I have worked more on the Rabbid article after you NRV'd it. Anything I need to work on? It has a few pictures, templates, and paragraphs. ILIKECEREALX 23:24, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

I need a minor extension due to a few problems getting on...ILIKECEREALX 21:16, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

I guess that means you are still working on the article, so I will put a WIP on it. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:00, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews

I don't think I've actually had the pleasure of welcoming you yet, so... here it is! Cheers and thanks for helping us at UnNews by ICU tagging UnNews:Aliens land in Russia!, now a red link because I huffed it. As a rule, shit like that which has no registered user as author gets huffed, at least, when I'm driving... and after I've had a few puffs of that funny cigarette... Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 21:57, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, Cs1987, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

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Wa-hey! Free Food!

Shalom! Yum! You've received a basket of delicious fresh bagels from RabbiTechno! Lekhaim! מזל טוב

RabbiTechno 11:34, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

Cheers!

For tha Welcome. I like it here, and I'm in tha mood for Cood. Rergards, [[Shit [[head]]]] 14:54, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks =D

Thanks for the welcome. =D

Wozzy 01:42, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

Private Sözlük

what does 'death end' mean?

Err, I assume you mean "deadend". It means your article does not contain links to other Uncyclopedia articles. Add links or your article might get deleted. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:30, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

Actually, on second thoughts, your article doesn't appear to be funny. Make it funny or it will get deleted. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:30, 4 April 2007 (UTC)