User:Jack mort

Trampcore for life

I am from the past!!

Me[edit | edit source]

25/male/uk

Stuff I did[edit | edit source]

Catarrh - Goey - Touch typoing - Someone vs someone - Asylum -
~~Upside down~~ (july 06 ffw) - The loneliest job in the world - FFS - Shortcut [ fp ] - Game:A minefield - Eschatological Weather Report - UnNews:Time-Traveling Paedo Bums Christ - Dyslexia - UnPoetia:Not yet a woman - Animal Suicide

Stuff I'm doing[edit | edit source]

infrequently asked questions - maths exam -

army recruitment - why not try? - crazy house blues - toilet humour - fecal alcohol syndrome

Others[edit | edit source]

I judged the July 07 poo lit surprise

i am judge

Stuff I won[edit | edit source]

Original Ninjastar

In appreciation for joining, and for your contributions to Folding@home –Todd Lyons

MoneySign has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For 1000+ points contributed to Uncyclopedia's Folding@Home team!!! W00tage 2 j00, mah frehnd! --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 23:15, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

Featured Article: Shortcut

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

Extreme Categorizer

This user has made it their mission to make sure every page is on at least one category .

.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 19:03, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

Original Ninjastar

For 1) starting the PLS category and 2) for adding them to the articles. –Braydie

—Braydie 02:39, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Featured Article: Dyslexia

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

My Bans[edit | edit source]

14:53, 27 June 2006 Famine blocked "Jack mort (contribs)" with an expiry time of 4 hours (thou shalt not NRV articles more than a week old. Especially ones a year old.)

(repealed 15:03, 27 June 2006 by Mhaille)

00:36, 6 November 2006 Hinoa blocked "Jack mort (contribs)" with an expiry time of 2 weeks (I am very disappointed in you.)