User:Jack mort/army recruitment

congratulations!

by visiting this page you have automatically been recruited into the armed forces! say goodbye to your family, set your affairs into order, and wait for the jeep to roll up and take you away to the training camp you've only dreamed off! Don't bother packing for the trip, you won't need possesions where you're going, all you'll need is a uniform, some boots, an iron nerve and a gun - that's right, you even get a gun!