User:Sir Hat-a-lot

Sir Randolph Summerfield Mister Master Jimbo Hat-a-lot
Background information
Origin	Hat Manor
Years active	???-2008
Affiliation	Baron Von Headwear. He was a good man, too bad he died in a freak underpant accident.
Species	Gallifreyan Hat Lord
Gender	Neutral
Height	Without hat: 6'8" With hat: 10'2"
Hair color	Never seen under funky beret.
Eye color	Mauve(?)

I am the royal knight of hats. Fear me!

My templates

The dark lair of the slayer of the trousers

Also, see my sig: -Sir Hat-a-lot the great, who is feeling: In need of a piss # My contributions|My talkpage|My templates 22:02, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

This week, I 'ave been mostly eating

Grue salad.

Something for you

Here are some things for you:

A picture for you

No comment.

A hat for you

You can have a builder's helmet. That will cost your virginity.

First article watch

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My articles

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Mein Kampf (My templates)

This user is a total UKer and will commit murder for a nice cup of tea. (British Uncyclopedians)

This user is an angel.

1 This user has written 1 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. 1

This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. ...

F**K! This user F*** was once a B******* sufferer of C*** Tourettes Syndrome.

This user is a reincarnation of Baron Von Headwear.

This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user is a Christian (as long as they put a dollar in the box).

This user is a member of The Brotherhood of Users Who Have Never Been Laid.

This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.

Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls! Woohoo!

This user is not The Thinkerer.

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user owns goldfish as they like interactive screen-savers.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user is a geek.

This user has a rather unhealthy obsession with hats.

Reverse the polarity!! This user is an avid Doctor Who fan. Why not buy him his/her own Dalek this Christmas?

Babble (My languages)

en N This user is a native speaker of English. en N

bl G This user does not speak Blasphemy and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Blasphemy speakers. bl G

de 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Deutsch. de 2

17 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of 1337. 17 3

bs L Thith uther thpeakth Bullsh!t with a really thexy lithp. bs L

enl 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of English, but Louder. enl 1

enr X This user only speaks Engrish enough to seduce native Engrish speakers. enr X

fig E This user only speaks Fight because it was a required course in school. fig E

gb 4 This user speaks Gibberish at a near-native level. gb 4

gbs 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Galactic Basic Standard. gbs 2

gee 4 This user speaks Geek at a near-native level. gee 4

java 0 This user does not understand Java (or understands it with considerable difficulties). java 0

rh 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour. rh 3

sa P This fucker speaks Sarcasm heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. sa P

rh 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour. rh 3

vb E This user only speaks Visual Basic because it was a required course in school. vb E

bu-3 This user speaks advanced Bullet and can fire rounds in short bursts.

typo-0 This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.