User:Sir Hat-a-lot

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Sir Randolph Summerfield Mister Master Jimbo Hat-a-lot
Biographical information
Homeworld

Hat Manor

Physical description
Species

Gallifreyan Hat Lord

Gender

Neutral

Height

Without hat: 6'8" With hat: 10'2"

Hair color

Never seen under funky beret.

Eye color

Mauve(?)

Chronological and political information
Era(s)

???-2008

Affiliation

Baron Von Headwear. He was a good man, too bad he died in a freak underpant accident.

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I am the royal knight of hats. Fear me!

My templates

The dark lair of the slayer of the trousers[edit | edit source]

Also, see my sig: -Sir Hat-a-lot the great, who is feeling: In need of a piss # My contributions|My talkpage|My templates Icons-flag-gb.png 22:02, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

This week, I 'ave been mostly eating[edit | edit source]

Grue salad.

Something for you[edit | edit source]

Here are some things for you:

A picture for you[edit | edit source]

Moonhat.jpgOne small step for a dog...

A hat for you[edit | edit source]

You can have a paper hat. That will cost your virginity.

First article watch[edit | edit source]

O Warning: If this circle goes red, the article on Nitro no longer exists.

My articles[edit | edit source]

Mein Kampf (My templates)
United Kingdom
This user is a total UKer
and may nut you, you slag.
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This user is an angel.
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This user has written 1 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
F**K! This user F*** was once a B******* sufferer of C*** Tourettes Syndrome.
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This user is a reincarnation of Baron Von Headwear.
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This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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This user is a Christian (as long as they put a dollar in the box).
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This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.
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This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!
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This user is not The Thinkerer.
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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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This user owns goldfish as they like interactive screen-savers.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user is a geek.
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Crazyhat.jpg This user has a rather unhealthy obsession with hats.
Reverse the polarity!! This user is an avid Doctor Who fan.

Why not buy him his/her own Dalek this Christmas?

Babble (My languages)
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This user is a native speaker of English.
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This user does not speak Blasphemy and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Blasphemy speakers.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Deutsch.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of 1337.
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Thith uther thpeakth Bullsh!t with a really thexy lithp.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of English, but Louder.
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This user only speaks Engrish enough to seduce native Engrish speakers .
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This user only speaks Fight because it was a required course in school.
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This user speaks Gibberish at a near-native level.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Galactic Basic Standard.
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This user speaks Geek at a near-native level.
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This user does not understand Java (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour.
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This fucker speaks Sarcasm heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour.
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This user only speaks Visual Basic because it was a required course in school.
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This user speaks advanced Bullet and can fire rounds in short bursts.
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This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.