Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNT neurochemical FUCK disorder ARSE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BAD MOTHERFUCKER, sudden ASSWIPE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BITCH or COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly INBRED in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HELL way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MOCCASINS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HELL by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JIZZ words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat NIGGER FUCKSTAIN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASS utterFUCKance of socially HORSE PENIS objectionable words).
DICKHEAD Tourette's is LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT not to be TENTACLE RAPE confused with RAPE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITSLIDE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASS random SHITSKIN disorientation, culturally-SCUMBAG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CLIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local NORTH KOREA language, THONG TASTER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BITCH CUNTRAG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SONNY BILL WILLIAMS souvenir shoppes and massive DAGO quantities CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT of ANAL DIABETES PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM garbage.
Darnit.
A FUCKHEAD Polite Note to the BITCH Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have [expletive deleted] Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SCROTUM article YOUR MOM funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and YOU WANKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or GOD DAMMIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance LIMEY.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PUNANI Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of HELL Tourrette's sufferers DICK IN A BOX swear. You can SUCK COCKS IN HELL! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASSHAT TV, for always focusing on the SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS bad side of a terrible PRICK thing.
- The main YOU WANKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DICK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'RAT'S ASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT knee BASTARD NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is SHITBALLS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKWIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASS school for BIG FOOT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CHENEY sufferers to become JAP manically depressed and DIPSHIT commit LET'S SHIT suicide.
- There is no FROG'S FAT ASS cure, and the YOU WANKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL tics often have adverse I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MACACA perodol" which caused my entire WANK body to go RAT'S COCK numb and JIGGABOO basically made it NIGGA! worse than DOUCHE it is without the JACKASS SHIT drug.
I am an active member of a INBRED tourette syndrome FLYING FUCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKTARD the CHIGGER public view of Tourettes as a "KAFFIR swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DAMN much much (hand spasms) more...
I am SHITE sorry for MARGARET THATCHER "hi-jacking" your JESUS FUCKING CHRIST entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HOT GRITS this that really GOBSHITE annoys me. I am working towards a DICKWAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOODIE HEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DICKHEAD, and making fun of a YOU WANKER horrible disorder is (not) HELL funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKTARD time.
Best FUCKSTAIN regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “DOG FUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese MEG reply
As PRINCE PHILIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA IS CAPITALIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TAIWAN Westerners show is not an COMMUNISM IS STUPID effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those CAPITALISM countries. When showing SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust IN COMMUNIST CHINA, EXPLETIVE SHOUTS YOU!! in countries DALAI LAMA leadership, those problems does not TIBETAN BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST byproduct of your CHRISTIANITY capitalist society NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS.
Li Chiang “PANCHEN LAMA” Wen
P.S. HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS Regards to Andrew BITCH Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply
As a SALISBURY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough LGBT RIGHTS problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?
Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DONGSHOVER saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my BASTARD intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine BAD MOTHERFUCKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are BOOBS and ASS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHITHEAD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) JACKASS BAND WITH 4 BUTTFUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ANUSCAKE HORSE! BAD MOTHERFUCKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BAD MOTHERFUCKER'S HOUSE
How SHITFUCKER to HORSE SHIT cure PUSSY the MOCCASINS Tourette's JACKASS Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment SHITFACE for MOCCASINS Tourette's WOODPECKERSHIT Syndrome SUCK COCKS IN HELL! is BENCH PRESS following RAT'S ASS these DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! rules NORTH KOREA in FELLATIO order:
- 1: Avoid PISS immature WINDOWS VISTA little HORSE SHIT kids,
- 2: Count to GOD DAMMIT within TITS & DICKS 10 JOHNNYseconds,
- 3: Do not open your BALLS FUCK FIRECROTCH nor FUCKFUCKFUCK talk,
- 4: Tell FUCKHEAD yourself you SMEG don't INJUN have FUCKTARD this WOP disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PUSSY WITH NASTY DAMN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TENTACLE RAPE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the BAD MOTHERFUCKER last straw DOG FUCKER!
I fucking put CHING CHONG CHINK' my comment at the TOP OF THE MASTURBATION PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at REBECCA BLACK the TOP OF YOGHURT CANNON THIS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! offensive. MOCCASINS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to RECTUM RAIDER people who try ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA to battle VENEREAL DISEASE'HOSER that tight-ass ASSHOLE 17-year-WHITE RIGHTS—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT it now, but someone said JACKASS' JOHN ELWAY ASSFACE'[expletive deleted] on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PISS is a laughing TESTICLE CHOKE matter. Plus there FUCKFUCKFUCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA Uncyclopedia, there are GOOK articles BELGIUM about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! stuff. So MAMA MIA that means PRICK stop getting mad at the BOLLOCKS first part too and BAD MOTHERFUCKER talking about the SHIT letter that it's ALF mocking (what 30 CASES OF PICKLES letter? I don't even know what DAMN IT the heck you're talking about). Adrian PENISFUCK hi self JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS even made a really FRIG good point. "It's ASS nothing more SEX from a head nod to a LIMEY knee tick". TITS. Which I'll add FUCKER onto CHICKEN SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't POLACK suffer that SHITTY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes RAT'S COCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! be, because if I were a COCKING FUCKBOROUGH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CLEMEN hilarious. If you CUNT Want facts, go on BUNG-HOLE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FLYING RAT'S ASS be offended, don't read NIPPLES the freaking SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM article anyway.
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DONKEY PUNCHER HELL CUNNILINGUS CLUSTER FUCK CRAPMUNCHER DAMN ARSE TITWANK MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! DAMN PRICK YOU WANKER SHITCOCK FUCKING A MARGARET THATCHER BITCH CUNTRAG SHITFUCKER FRENCH TICKLER BOOBS DAMNED TABERNACLE FUCK YOU ASSWIPE GOD DAMN HELL DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! INBRED NECROPHILIA BULLSHIT TWAT GOBSHITE TITTIES RAGHEAD CHOAD SHITFACE HELL BORDER HOPPER KRAUT BELLEND CHIGGER OH SHI– SAND NIGGER CC PLZ PORCH MONKEY I'LL RAPE YOU SPANK THE MONKEY TENTACLE RAPE FUCKSTAIN TIBETAN BUDDHISM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN CUNNILINGUS DOUCHING BULLSHIT SHITPISSER BITCH DOG FUCKER MICK TENTACLE RAPE DAMN JACKASS [EXPLETIVE] I'LL RAPE YOU WANK JACK OFF NIGGER DICKHEAD KAFFIR SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCK SPUNK SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CROTCH FEMADOM I'LL RAPE YOU VAGINA PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CRAP GOD DAMMIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKING A DONKEY DICK BUTTFUCKER HYPERINFLATION DARTH VADER BITCH DIPSHIT TURD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! 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CHUFF COCKSUCKER FIST FUCK D'OH NI YOU WANKER WIGGER SEMEN YOU WANKER ASSHOLE SHITSLINGING SPUNK CAMEL FUCKER SHITTY CHIGGER BONER JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCK ASSCRACK SHITFACE FUCKHEAD JACKASS DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKWIT HELL DYKE TITS & DICKS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SEX FUCKHEAD CUNTRAG DICKLICK HO BORDER HOPPER MARCH OF FLAMES QUEEF WETBACK CHINK SEMEN BENCH PRESS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SUCK COCKS IN HELL! MARGARET THATCHER D'OH BITCH BOOBIES ASSFACE DICKHEAD FUCKING BASEBALL COCKSUCKER SON OF A BITCH WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKING JUMP! 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SHITFACE FUCKHEAD CLUSTER FUCK CTHULHU FHTAGN BULLSHIT BUKKAKE JACKASS SHIT ASSFACE BLUMPKIN HORSE PENIS NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS LENS CRAFTERS FELCHING HELL ASSRAPING FUCKFACE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DAMN FAGGOT JELLY BEANS ASSHOLE FUCKING SHITFACE COCKSMOKER FUCKING A RAT'S COCK FENCE JUMPER SEMEN VENEREAL DISEASE RUSKIE AMERICAN SPELLING JOHNNY POLACK COCKSUCKER HORSE SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKING A COCKGOBLIN JAP SEMEN SUCK MY COCK ABO MICK TONY LA RUSSA JACKASS CUNT CLIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK BUTTFUCKER TOWELHEAD I WILL END YOU! ASS AUTOFELLATIO RUSTY TROMBONE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DICKFACE HORSE PENIS SHITTY CROTCH PISSHOLE CRAPFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU FLYING FUCK GENITALIA SAND NIGGER BENCH PRESS RUSKIE ASSWIPE CUNT DUMBASS O CANADA CRAP DICKHEAD DUMBASS CUNT TOTAL BUTT PIRATE ARSE RAT'S COCK MOTHERFUCKER CUNT SON OF A BITCH BITCH DICKFACE FALSE BENSON NECROPHILIA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CTHULHU FHTAGN FUCKING A FEMADOM BASTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS NAZI SHITTING DICK NIPPLES COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS QUEEF POMMIE ASSWIPE BUKKAKE BASTARD ASSHOLE LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT BOOBS RAT'S ASS BULLSHIT ANAL BATMAN & ROBIN FUCKBAG HELL CHINK [expletive deleted] FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PIGFUCKER CUNT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CC PLZ CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP NORTH KOREA BUGFUCK HADJI CRAP ON A STICK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CARPET MUNCHER BUTTFUCKER GOATSE FELCHING IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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ASSHOLE GOD DAMMIT CRACKER FLAMING ASS BADGER ASSWIPE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCKSTAIN HORSE SHIT DOT HEAD PISS NIPPLES CLEMEN TAMPONS NAZI JACKASS COCKSUCKER FUCK A DUCK I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST BALLS MOTHERFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS DICKLICK PISS OFF MICK MILF SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WANK FUCKHEAD FUCKTARD FROG RAT'S ASS RAT'S ASS WANK PENIS MOTHERFUCKER SOD OFF SHIT O CANADA JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK INBRED CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SOD OFF FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT YID RAT'S COCK DOUCHETITS PORCH MONKEY QUEEF YOU WANKER ASSCRACK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SOD OFF CRAPMUNCHER FUCKING JUMP! HOLY DUMB FUCK VAGINA TWAT JAP FUCKWIT FASHION BUG CHUFF DAMN CUNT BITCH SHITBALLS HORSE SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PENIS SHITHEAD ASSRAPING TURD AUTOFELLATIO CUNT JESUS H. 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PIECE OF SHIT BUGFUCK SHITE BULLSHIT FUCKING DILDO FOUR-EYES CUNTRAG AUTOFELLATIO ORGASM BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNT PUSSYLICKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT 666 SHITHEAD PIECE OF SHIT SHITPISSER VAGINA TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! suck my mothers COCK DIRTY SANCHEZ WHITE POWER SHITFUCKER GOD DAMN SHITE FUCKING A RAGHEAD BITCH JIZZ WIKIPEDIA BENSON SUCKS ANAL CROTCH MONKEY SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BOOBIES TITS FUCK DILDO BELLEND COCK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCK WALRUS SHIT BEANER SCUMBUCKET MOCKIE CLEMEN SEMEN CUNT DILDO SOD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IT DAMN WANK I'LL RAPE YOU BONG SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASSCRACK SHITE PORCUPINE'S BALLS CHOAD KISSER POLAK DAGO FUCK GIVING HEAD TITS AUTOFELLATIO DICKHEAD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCK SHITE SHITTY MICK CUM FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JERK OFF HELL SHITHEAD JIZZ DUMBASS WIENER JOHN ELWAY BENCH PRESS ASS OLD CHRIST OF A BASTARD ARSE KEN GRIFFEY JR. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASSWIPE SHIT YOU WANKER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHITHEAD FUCKING BUKKAKE MARY WHITEHOUSE CUNT DICKHEAD FUCKING JUMP! WALRUS SHIT FRIG JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BATHING SUIT AREA EAT MY SHIT! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DESU SHITHEAD ASS 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHITFUCKER BUGFUCK TWAT HELL RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN CHICKEN FRIES HOT GRITS MOZILLA FIREFOX RAPE GENITALIA GANGBANG suck my mothers TWO-INCH PENIS CHICKEN SHIT TITS & DICKS JAP FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BASTARD SHIT GYPSY CUNT I LIKE SCHOOL BUTT PIRATE HOLY DUMB FUCK CROTCH PISS OFF CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT ALEX TREBEK DOUCHING HELL FUCK SNUFF PORN FAG FUCKSTAIN COCKSUCKER ASSHOLE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT [Insert swear here] DAMN DARTH VADER FUCK OFF SOD ASS BASTARD LOGJAMMER CHING CHONG CHINK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BASTARD FROG'S FAT ASS FELCHMONKEY JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PEARL NECKLACE FUCKWIT DICKFACE BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCK OFF KNOBJOCKEY WANKSPLAT SHITE GOD DAMMIT DONALD RUMSFELD Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive BLISTERING BARNACLES and with the FUCKING and his BUTTFUCKER of girraffes in which IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! while reading about WIENER!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See ASSHAT also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is FELCHING funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its ASS subject. If you do not find it funny CUNTRAG, it is probably because you are an INBRED JACK ABRAMOFF ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. TITTIES If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a MAMA MIA joke loses its humour MILF when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FLYING FUCK ignorant, then you wouldn't have SHITBALLS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! SHITCOCK SEMEN CRAPMUNCHER YOU WANKER ARSE!!!!!I <3 COCK |
