Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without BEAVER comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a BORDER HOPPER article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JOHNNY neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSFACE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BAD MOTHERFUCKER, sudden COCKGOBLIN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JAP or BUTTFUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSHAT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PIECE OF SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PEDOPHILIA include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSCRACK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PEDOPHILIA words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JACK ABRAMOFF HOLY DUMB FUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous YOGHURT CANNON utterFUCKance of socially ARSE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CUNT television programs to address WANK Tourette's syndrome.

INCEST Tourette's is FIST FUCK not to be GRINGO confused with IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying RAGHEAD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BLUMPKIN random DOG FUCKER disorientation, culturally-BUTT PIRATE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SEMEN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ABO language, FUCKFACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places NAZI CLUSTER FUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky [Insert silly non-swear here] souvenir shoppes and massive BRUSH MA TEETH quantities SHITTY of ANAL DIABETES KIDDY FIDDLER garbage.

Darnit.

A CHOAD Polite Note to the FUCKFACE Author:

The PISS OFF Tourette's FLYING FUCK Research Institute was SACRAMENTO founded to FUCKING.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have NAZI Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CHOAD KISSER article SHITSLINGING funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and I WILL KILL YOU! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CHAV.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CLEVELAND STEAMER Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of CUNT Tourrette's sufferers TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE swear. You can MICK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKHEAD TV, for always focusing on the FUCK bad side of a terrible BITCH thing.
The main FUCKWIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BOOBIES involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JACK ABRAMOFF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NIGGER knee RAPE NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is SON OF A BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BITCH cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK school for WIGGER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITE sufferers to become MOCKIE manically depressed and PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS commit SMILES suicide.
There is no LOLCAT cure, and the PORCUPINE'S BALLS drugs that are available to, "calm" the DICKFACE tics often have adverse CUNTBUCKET side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna POOPOO perodol" which caused my entire HELLFIRE body to go ART METAL PRODUCTS numb and DONKEY DICK basically made it NIGGA! worse than WANK it is without the SHITTY drug.

I am an active member of a FUCK tourette syndrome CRAPFUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SPIC the BOLLOCKS public view of Tourettes as a "CUNT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASSFACE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am HORSE SHIT sorry for FUCKWIT "hi-jacking" your NIPPLES entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like QUEEF this that really FUCK YOU annoys me. I am working towards a SAMUEL L. JACKSON better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HELL article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SCUMBAG, and making fun of a MICK horrible disorder is (not) FASHION BUG funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your I'LL RAPE YOU time.

Best NAZI regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ORGASM” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese OPINION reply

As BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are I LIKE BUSH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHTS Westerners show is not an PRINCE PHILIP effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FREEDOM OF SPEECH degenerate capitalist culture in those GRASS MUD HORSE countries. When showing OPINION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONGOLIANS in countries PROXY SITES leadership, those problems does not MONASTERIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHTS byproduct of your MELAMINE capitalist society GRASS MUD HORSE.

Li Chiang “CAPITALISM” Wen

P.S. WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? Regards to Andrew VENEREAL DISEASE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean SALISBURY reply

The SHITFUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can BITCH punch him if you GOD DAMN want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this KU KLUX KLAN article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass KU KLUX KLAN put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the OSTRICH MY ASS saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my ASSFACE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BAD MOTHERFUCKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CUM and PIECE OF SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with MOTHERFUCKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BAND WITH 4 CUNTRAG MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BASTARD HORSE! BAD MOTHERFUCKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BAD MOTHERFUCKER'S HOUSE

How PEDOPHILIA to COCK cure CUM the SHITFUCKER Tourette's FLYING FUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BALL SACK for BITCH Tourette's QUEEF Syndrome WHORE is CLUSTER FUCK following O CANADA these suck my mothers rules WETBACK in CHENEY order:

1: Avoid SHITFUCKER immature NAZI little DAMMIT kids,
2: Count to KAFFIR within COCKSUCKER 10 DIRTY SANCHEZseconds,
3: Do not open your RAT'S COCK BALLS DICKFACE nor CHUFF talk,
4: Tell CLUSTER FUCK yourself you CHICKEN FRIES don't SHITHEAD have SAMUEL L. JACKSON this D'OH disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TITWANK WITH NASTY GENITALIA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BELGIUM FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BAD MOTHERFUCKER last straw CAMEL JOCKEY!

I fucking put BASTARD' my comment at the TOP OF THE DOUCHING PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BITCH the TOP OF POOPY THIS INCEST ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be WOMEN'S RIGHTS offensive. DOT HEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH people who try HELL to battle TAMPONS'SHITE that tight-ass DOG SHIT 17-year-ASSHOLE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find I WILL KILL YOU! it now, but someone said SHIT' ASSHAT CUNT'CRAPPY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING WOODPECKERSHIT is a laughing MOCKIE matter. Plus there DAMN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WHORE Uncyclopedia, there are TITTYWANK articles PENIS ON A BUN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BUTT PIRATE stuff. So CLIT that means SHIT stop getting mad at the SHITSLINGING first part too and POMMIE talking about the SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH letter that it's WOP mocking (what CHINK letter? I don't even know what WANK the heck you're talking about). Adrian DAMN hi self HAIL SATAN! even made a really BUTT-FOR-BRAINS good point. "It's CRAPMUNCHER nothing more FUCKTARD from a head nod to a DUNE COON knee tick". BUKKAKE. Which I'll add FUCKSTAIN onto SHOOP DA WHOOP saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't NIGNOG suffer that NIGGER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BANGKOK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FLYING RAT'S ASS be, because if I were a ELECTION Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article EMO hilarious. If you suck my mothers Want facts, go on HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCK be offended, don't read BUTTFUCKER the freaking SUGARTITS article anyway.

NAZI EPIDIDYMIS '"`UNIQ--nowiki-00000103-QINU`"' BULLSHIT DICKLICK DUMBASS PORCH MONKEY BEAVER FLYING FUCK TACO

DILDO BIGNOSE P'KANG MONKEY BALLS FLYING FUCK YOU WANKER SHIT CHOAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK ARSEBADGERS DIMETHYL GLYCOL DAMN DIPSHIT CHING CHONG CHINK MOLDY TITS HELL BEANER CHALICE ASSFACE GOAT DICK ARSE WANK DAMN IT DYKE BUTT-HEAD FELLATIO YOU WANKER DUNE COON WOODPECKERSHIT EPIDIDYMIS PISS CONDOMS BULLCRAP ASS LGBT RIGHTS SHITE FRIG ARSEBADGERS BALL SACK PUSSYLICKER MASTURBATION I'LL RAPE YOU TURD HO WANKER DICKHEAD RAPE SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER SOD ICE CREAM REDNECK CLUSTER FUCK SHITE SHITE ARSE MARY WHITEHOUSE COMMUNIST DILDO RAPE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BLOWJOB BALLS BUTTFUCKER DOUCHE CHUFF JACKASS CUNTBUCKET FUCKTARD FEWMETS SON OF A BITCH FUCK 30 CASES OF PICKLES BULLSHIT CONSENSUS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BUGGER OFF BEAVER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE GOBSHITE WEHATEMARIO ASSHAT SON OF A BITCH TAMPONS BITCH CUM I'LL RAPE YOU CRACKER MOTHERFUCKER 666 FEATURED JIGGABOO FUCK BEANER ARSE RUSTY TROMBONE NIGGER SHIT CHOAD GYPSY SHITBALLS YOUR MOM DONKEY PUNCHER NIGGER FUCKBAG TITWANK ASSHAT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISSHOLE FLYING FUCK POLACK FELCHING FUCKTARD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKER DOT HEAD BLOWJOB GREASER STRAWBERRY ASS JESSE McCARTNEY SHITCUNTING RAT'S ASS SCROTUM GRINGO ARSE REDSKIN [expletive deleted] TITS PORCH MONKEY FUCKSTAIN MILF FUCKWIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BUTTFUCKER DUMBASS ASSFACE GOD DAMN FENCE JUMPER RAT'S ASS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PISSHOLE FUCKWIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PISS UP MY ARSE NIGGER FUCKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CLEMEN RAT'S ASS GOOK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CHOAD FUCKBAG GRINGO GIVING HEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DOUCHING GO COUNT YOUR DICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD JERRY MICK GOD DAMN SHITHEAD ASSCRACK FUCK A DUCK BUGFUCK KRAUT FRENCH TICKLER DICKFACE STEVE BALLMER WINDOWS VISTA SEMEN PICKANINNY SPANK THE MONKEY BOOBS JACK ABRAMOFF PENISBIRD FUCKSTAIN WIENER GENITALIA RICK MORANIS POLAK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER LET'S SHIT ANUSCAKE BEAVER BLUMPKIN FLYING RAT'S ASS BEAVER CHOAD CHIGGER LUV WALRUS SHIT CUNT BALL SACK ASSFACE TITTYWANK DOG SHIT BUGFUCK BULLSHIT MACACA CUNTSWILLING FUCKWIT FUCKHEAD BATHING SUIT AREA ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BALL SACK DICK RAT'S ASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BITCH FLYING FUCK JAP CONAN O'BRIAN FELCHMONKEY CLUSTER FUCK SAND NIGGER COCK DUMBASS SCUMBAG D'OH ASSWIPE NAZI BULLSHIT GOAT DICK SHITE PUSSY PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHITTY POTTYMOUTH TAFFY JACKASS WIGGER SHITSKIN HADJI CUNTRAG COLGATE POTTYMOUTH SLOPE CLEMEN BATMAN & ROBIN GO HOME AND DIE BALLS DAMNATION ASS FASCIST JERK OFF FUCKFACE REDSKIN FUCK A DUCK TOSSER BASTARD FUCKER ASS YOU DAMN TWO-INCH PENIS PISS OFF BALLS ASS SHITE BALL SACK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ASS LICKER BONG CHOAD KISSER GOOK WOP WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BALL SACK FUCK OFF P'KANG PUSSY COCKSMOKER RAT'S COCK DOG SHIT FUCKHEAD JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ASSFACE FELCHMONKEY GOD DAMMIT DAMN YOU WANKER BAT FUCK INSANE SHIT SEMEN FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKSTAIN CAMEL JOCKEY BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! ASSFACE FUCKFACE BITCH JOHNNY JACKASS SHIT BUGFUCK MALARKY ARSE CUNT FUCK WANK WANK CLEMEN SMEG ASSWIPE 30 CASES OF PICKLES TOWELHEAD FUCKING WIENER GYPSY VENEREAL DISEASE ASS SHITCOCK DUMBASS BITCH SEX COCKSHITTER ASS FRIG FUCKING CLEVELAND STEAMER CLUSTER FUCK DAMMIT MASTURBATION SHIT PEDOPHILIA HELLFUCKER INBRED TIT SPRINKLES CUNT MOCKIE WINDOWS VISTA SHITE SCROTUM BONG HOT GRITS SHITFUCKER GOAT DICK FUCKING SHITFUCKER FUCKING A HONKY JACKASS SHIT WANK DAMN IT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK POLACK SUCK MY COCK AUTOFELLATIO FIRECROTCH GOD DAMN GYPSY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CUNTRAG TWAT QUEEF SLOPE BITCH KRAUT CAMEL JOCKEY 666 ASSWIPE ASSFACE SIGMUND FREUD FROG'S FAT ASS SUCK A BIG DICK SCUMBAG PENIS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CHENEY PIG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CLEMEN DONKEY PUNCHER NIGNOG ASSHOLE BASTARD FOOTBALL DARTH VADER ABO SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU FRENCH TICKLER PORCUPINE'S BALLS GIVING HEAD JACK OFF FUCK SHITE TITS FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK YID SHITSKIN BALLS HOLY DUMB FUCK WIGGER FUCKING A FUCK YOU FLYING RAT'S ASS THONG TASTER NECROPHILIA GOATSE CUNTRAG FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BITCH HOLY DUMB FUCK UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BASTARD BITCH NEGRO DONGSHOVER DUMBASS CHENEY SHIT RAT'S COCK KIDDY FIDDLER BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT BANGKOK BITCH FIST FUCK GENITALIA CUNT BLOWJOB FENCE JUMPER GOD DAMMIT CRAPPY MOZILLA FIREFOX NIGGER TITS DILDO SHIT 666 FUCK COCK DOUCHE WANKSPLAT PISS ARTIST COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHITSLINGING CAPTAIN CRUNCH BORDER HOPPER RAT'S ASS FUCKTARD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS RAT'S ASS NAZI DOG SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE DICK CLIT DILDO COCK CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HEIL HITLER! BUGFUCK BITCH DUMBASS CLEMEN GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SON OF A BITCH MONKEY BALLS PISS NIGNOG FRIG RANDY TRAVIS BUTT-HOLE PISS ARTIST DICK IN A BOX DAMN NIGGER ASS BBBBBBBBB! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCK PEARL NECKLACE POO POO BLOWJOB HELL VENEREAL DISEASE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CHUFF CAMEL JOCKEY I WILL END YOU! NI SMILES SHITE IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU ORGASM PENIS TWISTY VAGINA TAFFY FUCKER WIKIPEDIA RUSTY TROMBONE FLYING RAT'S ASS FELCHING GANGBANG FEMADOM FRIENDS JACKASS BELLEND PAKI SLOPE DICKFACE DUMBASS SHITSLINGING KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 GOBSHITE PIGFUCKER WIGGER ASS JESSE McCARTNEY FIRECROTCH FUCKWIT PEDOPHILIA FUCK FUCKSTAIN 666 BIGNOSE CLIT DAMN CLEVELAND STEAMER STEVE BALLMER ORGASM FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DAMN ARSE ASSHAT ABO NIPPLES BLOWJOB TALK PAGES JIGGABOO POLAK MARY WHITEHOUSE PICKANINNY FUDGEPACKER FUCK QUEEF WHORE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FELCHMONKEY DICKLICK BOB SAGET DYKE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCKER PISS CLUSTER FUCK HADJI CRAPPY SHITSKIN SUITCASE PENIS WOODPECKERSHIT PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DILDO FUCK OFF CUNT FELCHMONKEY ASS CONAN O'BRIAN BONG GANGBANG HO NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES GOBSHITE CHIGGER ASSWIPE NIGNOG SON OF A BITCH FUCK YOU KAFFIR WANKSPLAT JACKASS BASTARD POOPOO WOP DILDO DUMBASS DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK SON OF A BITCH DAMN ASSHAT SHITE HO BULLSHIT ASSRAPING FUCKING COCK BALL SACK DOG FUCKER MACACA FUCKHEAD CUNNILINGUS CUNT PEARL NECKLACE BOOBS I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY SHITFUCKER PENIS BIG FOOT PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! MOCCASINS CRAPMUNCHER HADJI SHITE DICKFACE BLOWJOB DICKFACE BEAVER TWAT FUCK OFF ASSHOLE ANUSCAKE BASTARD BENCH PRESS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DOODIE HEAD FUCKSTAIN PUSSYLICKER BUTTFUCKER SHITFUCKER DOUCHETITS FUCKING A FUCK ASS FUCKHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DONKEY DICK INBRED SHITE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PEEPEE BULLSHIT POLAK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CUNT BLISTERING BARNACLES DYKE GREASER PISS GREASER WANK CUM FUCKSTAIN FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN BUTTFUCKER MALARKY ASS ASS SHITFACE DOUCHE NAZI NIGGER FUCK A DUCK PENISFUCK FUCKWIT LET'S SHIT CROTCH SHITHEAD GOBSHITE SOD SHIT DAMN JAP BOB SAGET FUCK OFF YOU WANKER PISS TITTIES DONKEY PUNCHER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SOD OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOUCHEBAG STEVE BALLMER FUCKING BASEBALL HONKY SEMEN WANK WIGGER URINE-GARGLING ANAL RICK MORANIS DILDO NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNT PISS UP MY ARSE INBRED BATHING SUIT AREA DAMMIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKING A BEANER FUCKER COCKSHITTER CUM NECROPHILIA P'KANG I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST REDSKIN CUM SNUFF PORN SLOPE ASSFACE NECROPHILIA DONKEY PUNCHER TACO SHITFACE CUNT CUNTYMINTS SHITSLINGING KAFFIR SACRAMENTO BALLS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKTARD SHITTY SHITSLINGING COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WETBACK SPICY CUNT FUCK WANK NIPPLES SCROTUM DAMN IT HADJI PRICK BAT FUCK INSANE TIMBER NIGGER CUNTBUCKET YOUR MOM BALL SACK YOUR MOM FELCHING JACKASS BUTTFUCKER CONSENSUS PISS OFF FUCK COON MONKEY'S UNCLE GOD DAMN GANGBANG FUCKHEAD PENISFUCK FELCHING WALRUS SHIT COCK THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 PISS UP MY ARSE JACK OFF SUCK MY DICK QUEEF ART METAL PRODUCTS DICK GOD DAMN MOCCASINS FROG'S FAT ASS DILDO CUNT CRAPPER FUCKWIT FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER FUCK ASSHOLE INCEST DICK DICK CHICKEN BONG FUCK YOU HELL COCKGOBLIN MOCKIE SHITFUCKER FAGGOT NAZI BALLS FROG'S FAT ASS FROG IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BALL SACK OPINION FLYING FUCK CUNTBUCKET REBECCA BLACK PEDOPHILIA CUNT UNICORNS DOUCHING DILDO LIMEY PISS ARTIST FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TWAT LAKE TITICACA SEX JAP FUCKHEAD SEX DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT THONG TASTER BOON SHITFACE PISSHOLE ART METAL PRODUCTS OSTRICH MY ASS WANK SHITE DAMN DOUCHEBAG PEARL NECKLACE WANK BITCH POOPY ASS CUM JACKASS NAZI FUCK NUGGET FEMADOM AUTOFELLATIO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MONKEY BALLS TURD BITCH BELGIUM BOLLOCKS NIGGER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCK YOU YID HO JACK OFF ASS SUNSHINE SOD JAP BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT EAT MY SHIT! CUNT DICKFACE WANK PISS OFF ASSWIPE TWISTY VAGINA NORTH KOREA REBECCA BLACK BLUE PENIS! DOUCHEBAG POWERSHIT PORCH MONKEY CUM CUM GOD DAMN ASSCRACK suck my mothers BOOBIES FUCKING SPUNK GYPSY SHITHEAD FUCKTARD SHITTY DICKHEAD HOT GRITS SHITFUCKER COCKSUCKER NECROPHILIA CUNNILINGUS BOOBS WANKSPLAT BOOBIES AUTOFELLATIO DAMN DIPSHIT GO HOME AND DIE TITTIES OSTRICH MY ASS GOD DAMMIT SHITSKIN VAGINA CUNT BIRD SHIT DOUCHING SPICY CUNT FUCK INBRED DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! RUSKIE MONKEY BALLS BOB SAGET BUGGER CAMEL FUCKER ARSE BITCH COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK SHIT COON WIENER GOD BLESS AMERICA FLYING FUCK GENITALIA ARSE DOG SHIT FUCKER BOLLOCKS BALLS SPANK THE MONKEY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD MASTURBATION CUNT ASSHAT MARGARET THATCHER SEMEN JENKEM POLESMOKER GOD DAMN THONG TASTER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD MASTURBATION SHITSLIDE DILDO PUSSY FUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! SHITE BLISTERING BARNACLES BITCH BITCH NECROPHILIA KAFFIR KAFFIR VAGINA CHING CHONG CHINK SMEG SHITFUCKER PISS ARTIST GOD DAMN FUCKING A INBRED BENSON SUCKS FUCKER ARSE DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKER DAMN ORGASM BATMAN & ROBIN POOPOO MOTHERFUCKER RAPE OH SHI– FLYING FUCK COON DARTH VADER JACKASS CUM GOBSHITE BUTT-HOLE DOG FUCKER SHITHEAD SON OF A BITCH NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SPIC DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER RICK MORANIS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SHITCOCK FROG ASS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CHRISTHUMPER THONG TASTER JIZZ COCKSTUFFER THONG TASTER CUNTYMINTS SHITCUNTING BOOBIES DAMN CLEVELAND STEAMER JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKER ASS PRICK CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A YOUR MOM CECIL JOHN RHODES FUCKWIT DONKEY PUNCHER JOHN ELWAY VENEREAL DISEASE ASSWIPE SHITFACE VENEREAL DISEASE SHIT MAMA MIA BULLCRAP QUEEF ROSIE O'DONNELL BULLSHIT ASSHAT SUGARTITS FUCK HONKY [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! DOUCHEBAG FUCKING CUNT CAPTAIN CRUNCH MORGAN TSVANGIRAI JACKASS SHIT RAPE AAAAAAAAA! JACKASS HADJI GANGBANG NAZI GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY CHRISTHUMPER FUCK YOU ASS RAT'S ASS TACO DICK HOMO FUCK NUGGET MARGARET THATCHER GOD DAMN ASSCRACK GRAPE PENIS BONER CARPET MUNCHER TOWELHEAD SHITE SHIT LIKE A HORSE DAMMIT BENCH PRESS BLUMPKIN MARGARET THATCHER DAMN CUM COCKSMOKER FASHION BUG SHITE FUCK YOU CUNT JAP CUM [expletive deleted] DAMN NECROPHILIA BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HELL SLOPE EAT MY SHIT! GOAT DICK FLAMING ASS BADGER ASS PIG COCKSUCKER BOB SAGET GOBSHITE PISS ARTIST WANK HELL CHICKEN SHIT SAND NIGGER GOD DAMMIT BAT FUCK INSANE SHITTY LET'S SHIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE GIVING HEAD COCK EARS OF CHRIST INCEST GOD DAMN CUNT PISS ARTIST HELL WIENER DONKEY PUNCHER VAGINA DAMN TITTYWANK FUCK OFF DYKE CUNTING ASSCRACK 30 CASES OF PICKLES PUSSYLICKER CLUSTER FUCK MAMA MIA SHITHEAD DIPSHIT JAP GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ASSCRACK PIECE OF SHIT BAT FUCK INSANE INCEST ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS HO NIGNOG GRINGO JOHN ELWAY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN SHITBALLS CANNED QUOTE LET'S SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITTY INJUN VAGINA POOPY ASSHAT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BUKKAKE JIGGABOO INJUN PUSSYLICKER CHIGGER ORANGE TURTLE DOUCHE LET'S SHIT SHITHEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER PISS ARTIST DAMN CLEMEN SHITTY TAMPON IN MY ASS BORDER HOPPER CUNTYMINTS ANUSCAKE Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITE and with the MONKEY'S UNCLE and his DOODIE HEAD of girraffes in which WIGGER while reading about LAKE TITICACA!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See HENTAI also


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Article written in the style of its subject
This article is ASS funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BOLLOCKS subject. If you do not find it funny DAMMIT, it is probably because you are an INBRED BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. ORGASM If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a QUEEF joke loses its humour PEDOPHILIA when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so NEGRO ignorant, then you wouldn't have PRICK needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! TITS & DICKS INJUN WOODPECKERSHIT NI ASSHAT!!!!!I <3 COCK

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