Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHITHEAD'SPUNK'PISS'FUCK'WOODPECKERSHIT'FUCK'SHITTY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or RAT'S COCK neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKSTAIN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid KIKE, sudden DOG SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA or TAFFY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MALARKY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BOLLOCKS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat COON BUTT PIRATE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ANAL DIABETES utterFUCKance of socially FEATURED objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BITCH television programs to address SHITE Tourette's syndrome.

CLUSTERFUCK Tourette's is BOOBIES not to be CUNT confused with NECROPHILIA Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WIENER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASS random MASTURBATION disorientation, culturally-JACKASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSBANDIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SPIC language, HELL and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DILDO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FLYING RAT'S ASS souvenir shoppes and massive GENITALIA quantities COCKING FUCKBOROUGH of ANAL DIABETES FUCKING garbage.

Darnit.

A SHIT LIKE A HORSE Polite Note to the PISS Author:

The FAG Tourette's TITTIES Research Institute was HUEY P. NEWTON founded to MOCCASINS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DIPSHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MASTURBATION article FAG funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HUMAN RIGHTS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TITS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JOHN SMILEY FACE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BOOBS Tourrette's sufferers ART METAL PRODUCTS swear. You can CHICKEN SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BUTT-FOR-BRAINS TV, for always focusing on the ASSFACE bad side of a terrible SHITCOCK thing.
• The main CRAPFUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HELL involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GOOK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BIGNOSE knee BASTARD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is MOTHERFUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes 666 cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BEANER school for SON OF A BITCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE sufferers to become BUTT PIRATE manically depressed and ABO commit BAD MOTHERFUCKER suicide.
• There is no HONKY cure, and the SONNY BILL WILLIAMS drugs that are available to, "calm" the HADJI tics often have adverse LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNNILINGUS perodol" which caused my entire RAT'S COCK body to go PISS OFF numb and DOT HEAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! it is without the CHRISTHUMPER drug.

I am an active member of a ASSFACE tourette syndrome YOU WANKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASS the SHITFACE public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKING JUMP! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is COON much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST sorry for LAKE TITICACA "hi-jacking" your PEEPEE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PISSHOLE this that really SPICY CUNT FUCK annoys me. I am working towards a MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BAD MOTHERFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DILDO, and making fun of a MONKEY SHIT horrible disorder is (not) NAZI funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT time.

Best GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HELL” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese NORTH KOREA reply

As 1984 Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill OPINION Westerners show is not an PROXY SITES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FREEDOM OF SPEECH degenerate capitalist culture in those CHRISTIANITY countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHISM in countries STUDENT PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not RIGHT WING occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DALAI LAMA byproduct of your MONGOLIANS capitalist society PANCHEN LAMA.

Li Chiang “TANK MAN” Wen

P.S. SCUMBUCKET Regards to Andrew LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The RAT'S COCK bastard who wrote this article. You can BUTT PIRATE punch him if you FUCKFACE want to.

As a MUGABE'S MOMMA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you KU KLUX KLAN remove this SALISBURY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DON'T HAVE AIDS put up with BRITAIN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “BRITAIN” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BALLS saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my WANKSPLAT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine KIKE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are VAGINA and FUCKHEAD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SEX BAND WITH 4 CHICKEN SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PIGFUCKER HORSE! KIKE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO KIKE'S HOUSE

How SHAKOPEE to FUCKING cure ANUSCAKE the YOU WANKER Tourette's COCKSUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DAMN IT for NIPPLES Tourette's FUCK OFF Syndrome DICKFACE is PUNANI following I WILL KILL YOU! these KRAUT rules NIGGER in SHITFUCKER order:

• 1: Avoid CUNT immature BLUMPKIN little CONDOMS kids,
• 2: Count to SPIC within FUCKING 10 HELLseconds,
• 3: Do not open your JUNGLE BUNNY BIRD SHIT DIPSHIT nor EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA talk,
• 4: Tell FUCKING A yourself you SEMEN don't HELL have JACKASS SHIT this FUCKFACE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MOCKIE WITH NASTY SHUT UP, MEG! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ANAL DIABETES FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the KIKE last straw TESTICLE CHOKE!

I fucking put TRANNY' my comment at the TOP OF THE JACKASS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at YOU WANKER the TOP OF INBRED THIS ASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PIG offensive. FUCKTARD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DICKWAD people who try SCROTUM to battle THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS'COCKGOBLIN that tight-ass MARGARET THATCHER 17-year-ASSHOLE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JOHNNY it now, but someone said ASS LICKER' KAFFIR GOD DAMMIT'TIT DIRT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASS is a laughing WANK matter. Plus there HELLFUCKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASSFACE Uncyclopedia, there are SHIT OUT OF MY DICK articles FUCKFUCKFUCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! stuff. So CUNT that means PISS stop getting mad at the THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE first part too and HOT GRITS talking about the SHITCUNTING letter that it's JESUS FUCKING CHRIST mocking (what CUNTSWILLING letter? I don't even know what CUNT the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKSTAIN hi self FUCK YOU even made a really SHIT good point. "It's SAMUEL L. JACKSON nothing more SHITSLINGING from a head nod to a SHITTY knee tick". FUCKWIT. Which I'll add HO onto BITCH saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SNUFF PORN suffer that LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKSTAIN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK OFF be, because if I were a WIKIPEDIA Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TONY LA RUSSA hilarious. If you ANAL Want facts, go on AUTOFELLATIO Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JUSTIN BIEBER be offended, don't read BULLSHIT the freaking FUCK article anyway.

BUTT PIRATE TITS FUCK DICK INJUN RAT'S COCK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCK YOU FUCKING A FUCK

FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER BULLCRAP SHITE FUCKER HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITHEAD SHITFACE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKWIT PENIS SHITTY ASSWIPE FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS DICKFACE FELLATIO DAMN FUCKWIT CUNTYMINTS PENIS ABO ASS CHING CHONG CHINK SAGGY TITS FUCK OFF GIVING HEAD HELL MASTURBATION CHOAD BEANER FUCK YOU SON OF A BITCH FRED PHELPS BOLLOCKS GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER JACKASS HELL NECROPHILIA TRANNY JIZZ FUCKFACE COCKSMOKER NECROPHILIA SECOND BALLS TOWELHEAD DOUCHE NAZI CUNTING ASSCRACK HADJI ASSWIPE YOU WANKER REDSKIN DONKEY DICK JACKASS FUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX SCROTUM TITS & DICKS ASS DAMMIT INJUN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DELICIOUS CAKE SAND NIGGER BITCH PIG FUCKING A DOG SHIT JAP SEX DUNE COON ARSE SON OF A BITCH NIGGER NIGGER HITLER FAG NIGGER SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKING CUNTRAG POTTYMOUTH IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK TIMBER NIGGER GANGBANG FENCE JUMPER P'KANG FUCKBAG FUCK OFF SHITPISSER DICKHEAD SHITSLINGING CUNT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FLYING RAT'S ASS GOBSHITE BASTARD FUCKING JUMP! WHORE ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN CUNT DIPSHIT JENKEM WALRUS SHIT SHITE ASSRAPING FENCE JUMPER CUNTSWILLING FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHITHEAD FUDGEPACKER BIG FOOT FUCKWIT DICKLICK CROTCH CUNTRAG LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PISS JAP BATHING SUIT AREA SHIT VAGINA GREASER CLIT HITLER NIPPLES WALRUS SHIT SON OF A BITCH CROTCH DICKHEAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER MONKEY SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS GOBSHITE INBRED [Insert swear here] TWAT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD ASSFACE MASTURBATION HOT GRITS MOLDY TITS HELL COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT JERRY DAMMIT CHINK PIGFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU SHITE SHITTY TACO SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT BOLLOCKS INJUN O CANADA DOUCHING LAKE TITICACA BELLEND FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CRAP FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HORSE SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BITCH TUBA JOHN ELWAY SHITHEAD JACKASS CROTCH VENEREAL DISEASE CONDOMS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUM YOU WANKER TITTIES CHAV DAMN NIGGER DICK TITS MALARKY SHITSLINGING ASSHOLE DICKFACE TRANNY FELLATIO DICKWAD DICK CHICKEN TAFFY VAGINA ORGASM BASTARD DAMN CUNTRAG BENCH PRESS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKSTAIN TITMOUSE FUCKWIT BAT FUCK INSANE BORDER HOPPER ASSCRACK TACO FUCK SHIT PANCHEN LAMA NIGGER DOG SHIT GARBAGE DAY! JUSTIN BIEBER BEAVER GOBSHITE DAMN IT COCKSUCKER CHICKEN SHIT FUCK NI TITS & DICKS DAMN LAKE TITICACA SUCK MY DICK TITTIES ASSWIPE COCKSUCKER DIPSHIT BUTTFUCKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! CHOAD PISSHOLE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DICK IN A BOX JERRY DAMNATION BEAVER GUMDROPS BALLS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CUNNILINGUS FAG [expletive deleted] FUCKING SHITSLINGING FRENCH TICKLER TRANNY ASS SHITTY COCKSMOKER DOG SHIT INBRED NIHILISM BITCH KITTENS TWAT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST MASTURBATION ASS GENITALIA FUCK SHITHEAD TAFFY BOB SAGET CRAPMUNCHER FUCKING A CUNTSWILLING GREASER BITCH DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMN IT BIRD IN THE HOUSE TACO DIPSHIT SACRAMENTO DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY DICK IN A BOX TITTYWANK MASTURBATION VAGINA 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BITCH FUDGEPACKER PISS ARTIST DILDO AY-AY-AY SHITHEAD TITS DAGO PISS RUSKIE DAMN IT FUCK SHITCUNTING KRAUT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FLAMING ASS BADGER ASS LET'S SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS CLIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON SCUMBAG TRANNY DOUCHEBAG PIG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! EMO FUCKING FUCKFUCKER YOU WANKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP AMERICA ONLINE I WILL END YOU! DOG SHIT MARCH OF FLAMES FUCKING MASTURBATION NAZI SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD COCKSHITTER ANAL GOD DAMMIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DICK RECTUM RAIDER DICK CHICKEN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HORSE SHIT LOGJAMMER MOZILLA FIREFOX HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHIT CHIGGER BASTARD NAZI DICK TITS FUCK BELLEND ASS FASCIST SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKTARD PORCH MONKEY PORCH MONKEY ARSE ROSIE O'DONNELL SMEG PUSSYLICKER BITCH SHIT DICKFACE [Insert silly non-swear here] REBECCA BLACK I LIKE BUSH BEANER JENKEM ART METAL PRODUCTS SPANK THE MONKEY ART METAL PRODUCTS CUM GOOK CLUSTERFUCK PUNANI BONG INBRED SMEG [EXPLETIVE] ASS WOP SOD OFF LIMEY HOSER SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! POMMIE COON LIMEY JACKASS DICK TITS SPIC KRAUT BOB SAGET JIZZ ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE POLACK PENISFUCK TOWELHEAD SHIT LIKE A HORSE SUITCASE PENIS NAZI FUCK YOU PEARL NECKLACE SHIT SUCK MY DICK SUCK MY DICK FUCK A DUCK SHITFACE DAMN BASTARD PRICK CRAPMUNCHER PISS OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DICK I'LL RAPE YOU NIPPLES SHIT OSTRICH MY ASS SHITPISSER FUCKING ASS AY-AY-AY MOTHERFUCKER ARSE INBRED ASSHOLE WANKSPLAT DICK CUNT ASSFACE MASTURBATION FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FLYING FUCK ANAL P'KANG NIGGER PRICK SHIT TACO BAD MOTHERFUCKER BUNG-HOLE DAMN IT NECROPHILIA SHITHEAD HUEY P. NEWTON POLESMOKER WHORE TONY LA RUSSA DAMN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! NIGGER BELLEND INBRED WANK BUGFUCK SHITSKIN BUKKAKE POLAK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHUT UP, MEG! DILDO NORTH KOREA O KURWA! FRITZ LHASA HOSER SHITE BLISTERING BARNACLES TURD FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK OFF INJUN FASHION BUG BIBLE BASHER ASSFACE CAMEL JOCKEY CRAP DIPSHIT LOGJAMMER CONAN O'BRIAN NECROPHILIA FUCKSTAIN RICK MORANIS DARTH VADER CLUSTERFUCK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR PIECE OF SHIT CUNTRAG DICKFACE SEMEN VAGINA DIPSHIT DICK TITS GOD DAMN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS HORSE SHIT BITCH SOD YOU WANKER MOTHERFUCKER CHOAD KISSER CUNT CUNT DICK CHICKEN BATHING SUIT AREA COCKSHITTER KAFFIR ALF SHITPISSER YOU WANKER FUCKWIT CONDOMS MOTHERFUCKER TAFFY SHITTY DELICIOUS CAKE YOU WANKER BASTARD DIPSHIT FUCKING JUMP! ASSHOLE DOT HEAD CUNT ORGASM FUCKHEAD TIT SPRINKLES 666 SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITSKIN FUCK CUNT BASTARD MALL SANTA BUGFUCK LET'S SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE WANKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUNTBUCKET FRED PHELPS ASSHAT ARSE FUCKSTAIN INCEST MOTHERFUCKER FUCKTARD BOOBIES JACKASS PISSHOLE COCKSHITTER HENTAI FUCKFACE SPIC SUCK MY COCK TACO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ANAL REDNECK DYKE HELL YOU WANKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BOB SAGET CUNT KIKE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BUGGER OFF BALLS DOUCHE FUCK HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! CUNTING ASSCRACK I RAPE WALRUSES! PECKERHEAD BELGIUM ASS INBRED DAMN SHITFUCKER HOLY DUMB FUCK DICK TITS VENEREAL DISEASE PEARL NECKLACE FUCKHEAD GOBSHITE MOCCASINS SEMEN BAT FUCK INSANE SHIT MOCKIE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BUTTFUCKER FUCK DICKLICK GOD DAMN FUCKING A SHITFACE BITCH HELL PRICK FROG TWISTY VAGINA DUMBASS PISS BATHING SUIT AREA GOATSE FUCK CHRISTHUMPER LIMEY ASSHAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT QUEEF ASSHOLE BITCH TITS & DICKS BASTARD FUCKTARD PRICK DICKFACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WANK CROTCH TITWANK TIMBER NIGGER BIRD SHIT SHIT TITMOUSE DICKHEAD JERK OFF I AM CORNHOLIO! POMMIE PISS ARTIST [Insert swear here] DAMN JESSE McCARTNEY BOOBS DAMN FLYING FUCK SHITHEAD SHITBALLS FUCK OFF PISS HELL WEHATEMARIO FRIG TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CAMEL FUCKER FUCKSTAIN WALRUS SHIT NEGRO FUCKING A BOOBIES WETBACK TITS SUCK MY COCK COCKSHITTER JACKASS SHIT CONDOMS TIT SPRINKLES ABO FUCK YOU FUCK JACKASS SHIT CRAPMUNCHER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! GENITALIA DICKWAD FEWMETS SCUMBAG GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA I WILL KILL YOU! DAMN WIKIPEDIA RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK A DUCK FUCK YOU BUGFUCK TITS & DICKS NI FIST FUCK GOD DAMN COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SHITTY DICK IN A BOX LIMEY JIGGABOO JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKWIT DAMMIT SHIT DAMN FUCKTARD FUCKING A CONDOMS DONALD RUMSFELD SHITTY FAG CUNT AUTOFELLATIO PENIS DOUCHETITS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE SHITE [Insert swear here] BUTTFUCKER TURD GOATSE SUCK A BIG DICK PISS OFF MY ASS TITTIES ASSHAT SEMEN FUCK YOU CARPET MUNCHER SON OF A BITCH FAGGOT DOUCHING CRAPPY TRANNY BIGNOSE SPUNK SHAKOPEE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BUGFUCK ASS LICKER SPANK THE MONKEY TURD MOCCASINS ROSIE O'DONNELL ASS FASCIST PENIS ON A STICK COCK WALRUS SHIT TITTYWANK SHITSLINGING GOD DAMMIT CRAPFUCKER ASS FOUR-EYES FUCKING A GRINGO POWERSHIT GENITALIA JACKASS DICKLICK CHIGGER FRAK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKTARD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PISSHOLE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS WANK I CAN AFFORD FOOD ASSFACE REDSKIN BATHING SUIT AREA SHITSLINGING CLUSTERFUCK TITTYWANK JACKASS SHIT PISS ALF YID CUNTRAG SCROTUM SHIT GOD DAMMIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JACKASS FELLATIO PIGFUCKER BUGGER OFF I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CUNT PUSSYLICKER TURD BOOBS CUNTSWILLING DILDO NIGGER SCROTUM FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE POOPOO BRITNEY FLYING FUCK CUNT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? THIS IS SPARTA! FUCKER FAG BLUMPKIN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GOD DAMMIT THIS IS SPARTA! FUCK DOG SHIT ABO PISS ARTIST PEARL NECKLACE ASS JIZZ NECROPHILIA ASS SEMEN REBECCA BLACK SHITBALLS HADJI DICK BASTARD FUCKFACE PUSSY FROG BUTTFUCKER LOLCAT ASSHOLE COCK DARTH VADER FUCKER BONER BALL SACK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP HORSE SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHIT LIKE A HORSE HONKY SPUNK SHITCOCK DELICIOUS CAKE VAGINA COCKSUCKER ASS ASS HELL SOD CHAV CUNT RAGHEAD BITCH PRICK CLUSTERFUCK WIENER NAZI DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE WIENER BLISTERING BARNACLES JACKASS SHIT SHITFACE DOUCHE ASS LICKER FOUR-EYES SMEG FUCKHEAD REBECCA BLACK GO COUNT YOUR DICK NEOPETS JACKASS BIRD SHIT PISS ARTIST DAMN WIENER PUSSYLICKER MOTHERFUCKER PRICK TURD BASTARD ASSFACE POMMIE BALL SACK I AM CORNHOLIO! FAG HYPERINFLATION LET'S SHIT GANGBANG FUCK OFF FRIG FROG'S FAT ASS JACK OFF SEMEN BLOWJOB JUSTIN BIEBER FLYING FUCK TIMBER NIGGER OH SHI– ASSBANDIT SHIT O CANADA LET'S SHIT COCKSUCKER SHITE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHIT DAMN IT RAT'S ASS ABO BUTTFUCKER SHITFACE TITTIES BITCH PENIS ON A STICK SHITSLINGING CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR PENISBIRD LAKE TITICACA SEX DICK CHICKEN SHITE HOMO MONKEY BALLS YOU WANKER DAMMIT DIRTY SANCHEZ WETBACK NAZI CUM BONG DAMN PUSSY SHITSLINGING JUNGLE BUNNY CUNT COCKSUCKER CHICKEN SHIT JACKASS ASSFACE FUCKSTAIN CLEMEN REDSKIN CLEVELAND STEAMER GOATSE COCKSMOKER COCKSHITTER FLYING FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY FLAMING ASS BADGER RAT'S ASS SPUNK DOM DeLUISE CROTCH FUCK YOU MONKEY'S UNCLE SCUMBUCKET ASSBANDIT BAT FUCK INSANE SHITSLIDE FUCKTARD CUNT DICKWAD TITS BOOBS CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK JAP TITS JERRY DICK JACKASS SHIT CHRISTHUMPER BASTARD I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKSTAIN DIPSHIT SHITE SEX CRAP SHITBALLS FUCKHEAD SAGGY TITS PISS ARTIST BOOBS BALL SACK SAND NIGGER 30 CASES OF PICKLES PISS ARTIST ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BATHING SUIT AREA BULLSHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BATMAN & ROBIN DICK TOTAL YOU WANKER FLYING RAT'S ASS BULLCRAP FRENCH TICKLER JACKASS HELLFIRE SHITCOCK MARGARET THATCHER BUTTFUCKER WILLY WONKA ASSHOLE BEANER DICKWAD HORSE SHIT SHITE BALLS JERRY EMO DICK IN A BOX POWERSHIT CHOAD TITTIES GOD DAMN COCK COCKSUCKER CUNNILINGUS CHUFF PISS DUMBASS BELGIUM O KURWA! BORDER HOPPER RAT'S COCK SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS MONKEY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER HADJI PENISBIRD TOURETTE'S SYNDROME KRAUT CUNT GOD DAMMIT BITCH BLUMPKIN SHITTY CLEVELAND STEAMER WANKSPLAT CAPTAIN CRUNCH JACK OFF ORGASM MONKEY SHIT RUSKIE PEEPEE BALL SACK BELGIUM DIPSHIT ASSWIPE SHITTY TRANNY PRICK DOUCHE HORSE SHIT BAT FUCK INSANE SHITTY LIMEY FROG YOUR MOM BALLS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JESUS H. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKSTAIN BOB SAGET ASS FUCK WIENER WIENER CAPTAIN CRUNCH WETBACK MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER BOOBIES STEVE BALLMER DOUCHETITS BAT FUCK INSANE SHITFACE CONDOMS FELLATIO FELCHING BULLCRAP BALLS FIST FUCK TOWELHEAD MOTHERFUCKER CLIT BITCH FUCK YOU SPUNK WANK GOBSHITE CUNT LAPPER WANK WANK TWAT GREASER FUCK MARCH OF FLAMES PIG PENIS LAKE TITICACA BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKHEAD CLIT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY INBRED FROG'S FAT ASS MASTURBATION DIPSHIT GOAT DICK CHING CHONG CHINK DEVELOPERS! ASSCRACK FUCK A DUCK PISS UP MY ARSE MONKEY SHIT FELCHMONKEY BLUE PENIS! BLOWJOB TWAT DOODIE HEAD SPANK THE MONKEY GOD DAMN RAT'S ASS COMMUNIST DILDO FRITZ ANAL BRITNEY FAGGOT CHOAD KISSER GOOK DICK CHICKEN SHITCOCK FIRECROTCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER INJUN GYPSY CHOAD CLIT TOWELHEAD ASSBANDIT BULLCRAP CUNT FUCK YOU CRAPFUCKER JOHNNY Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TWAT and with the CAPTAIN CRUNCH and his SHITHEAD of girraffes in which FELCHMONKEY while reading about BUTTFUCKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See URINE-GARGLING also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ORGASM