Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCK YOU'KRAUT'COLGATE'WOODPECKERSHIT'WOODPECKERSHIT'FRAK'WANKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or KIKE neurochemical FUCK disorder DUMBASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PISS, sudden GRINGO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! or MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly OSTRICH MY ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKFACE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSCRACK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BEAVER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat YID INJUN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSHAT utterFUCKance of socially ASSHAT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SEX television programs to address DONKEY PUNCHER Tourette's syndrome.

PORCH MONKEY Tourette's is LOLCAT not to be FUCK OFF confused with SOD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DEVELOPERS! random FUCK YOU disorientation, culturally-SHITTING DICK NIPPLES-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSHOLE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WETBACK language, [EXPLETIVE] and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASSHAT COCKGOBLIN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BULLSHIT souvenir shoppes and massive INBRED quantities ANAL of ANAL DIABETES DILDO garbage.

Darnit.

A ROSIE O'DONNELL Polite Note to the ASSRAPING Author:

The FUCK Tourette's FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Research Institute was HOLY DUMB FUCK founded to pen0r.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have COCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! article WANK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NECROPHILIA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SON OF A BITCH changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CHENEY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BITCH Tourrette's sufferers NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! swear. You can DOUCHE NAZI blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GOOK TV, for always focusing on the BITCH bad side of a terrible CLEAN DRINKING WATER thing.
• The main GOD DAMMIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DOUCHE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HI, BILLY MAYS HERE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BITCH knee FUCKSTAIN NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is TWISTY VAGINA no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DOUCHEBAG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITFACE school for DICK TITS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DIPSHIT sufferers to become FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS manically depressed and SHITE commit GYPSY suicide.
• There is no TITMOUSE cure, and the BELLEND drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUNT tics often have adverse BASTARD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna COON perodol" which caused my entire FUCKING A body to go SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM numb and CANNED QUOTE basically made it NIGGA! worse than JACKASS it is without the WIENER drug.

I am an active member of a COMMUNIST DILDO tourette syndrome GOD DAMMIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CHIGGER the COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT public view of Tourettes as a "NEGRO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PISS ARTIST much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SONNY BILL WILLIAMS sorry for [Insert silly non-swear here] "hi-jacking" your PUSSY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASSCRACK this that really WANK annoys me. I am working towards a ASSCRACK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSFACE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be REDSKIN, and making fun of a FLYING FUCK horrible disorder is (not) HELLFIRE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JOHN SMILEY FACE time.

Best PUSSY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKTARD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CULT OF THE DEAD COW reply

As SLITTY EYES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill VOTE Westerners show is not an BUDDHIST MONK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONGOLIANS degenerate capitalist culture in those DISSIDENTS countries. When showing AMERICA'S GREAT! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS in countries DEMOCRACY leadership, those problems does not MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a INDIA HAS NUKES byproduct of your BELGIUM capitalist society MONGOLIANS.

Li Chiang “PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. ASSHAT Regards to Andrew HELL Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DON'T HAVE AIDS reply

The WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? bastard who wrote this article. You can BULLSHIT punch him if you WANKSPLAT want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CONDOMS article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this UNITED KINGDOM article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SPUNK saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my POMMIE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PISS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BLUMPKIN and WOODPECKERSHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CHOAD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SUGARTITS BAND WITH 4 FUCKING MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BLISTERING BARNACLES HORSE! PISS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PISS'S HOUSE

How POLAK to COCKING FUCKBOROUGH cure WETBACK the JACKASS SHIT Tourette's RUSKIE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BASTARD for D'OH Tourette's CRAP Syndrome DUMBASS is DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! following BITCH these DONALD RUMSFELD rules RAT'S ASS in KIKE order:

• 1: Avoid TWAT immature MILF little SEMEN kids,
• 2: Count to CUNTYMINTS within RAT'S ASS 10 CUNTseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCKING A BENCH PRESS GOD DAMMIT nor FUCKER talk,
• 4: Tell ABO yourself you SEMPRINI don't DAMN have COCKGOBLIN this DIRTY SANCHEZ disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BULLSHIT WITH NASTY CHIGGER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HOSER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PISS last straw HEIL HITLER!!

I fucking put FUCKING' my comment at the TOP OF THE POOPY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DOUGHNUT PUNCHER the TOP OF FUCKHEAD THIS BUGFUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PISS offensive. WANKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASS people who try HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS to battle ASS'ASSHOLE that tight-ass PUSSYLICKER 17-year-FUCKSTAIN—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BATHING SUIT AREA it now, but someone said BITCH' ABO SHIT'CUNTING ASSCRACK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASS is a laughing SHITE matter. Plus there DONKEY DICK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ANAL Uncyclopedia, there are KNOBJOCKEY articles REDNECK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FELLATIO stuff. So CRAPFUCKER that means FRIG stop getting mad at the HELL first part too and FOUR-EYES talking about the SHITTY letter that it's TITTIES mocking (what DICKFACE letter? I don't even know what GENITALIA the heck you're talking about). Adrian POMMIE hi self FUCK even made a really O CANADA good point. "It's COCKSUCKER nothing more DAMN from a head nod to a BULLSHIT knee tick". DIPSHIT. Which I'll add FELLATIO onto FUCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't OH SHI– suffer that [expletive deleted] much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes TITS & DICKS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GOD DAMMIT be, because if I were a RAT'S ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKHEAD hilarious. If you THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Want facts, go on DAMNATION Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ANUSCAKE be offended, don't read SHITE the freaking DIRTY SANCHEZ article anyway.

RAPE ALF UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY SHITHEAD BOB SAGET CAMEL JOCKEY SON OF A BITCH FUCK OFF GOD DAMMIT TENTACLE RAPE

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JACKASS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHIT FUCK OFF PISSHOLE POTTYMOUTH YOUR MOM CUNT CRAPPER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHIT TWAT SHITFACE PISS ARTIST SHITTY FUCKING SHITSLINGING FUCK OFF CUM TOSSER NAZI SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASSCRACK CUNT MONKEY SHIT ASS FLYING FUCK PISS UP MY ARSE PEDOPHILIA TENTACLE RAPE RECTUM RAIDER GO COUNT YOUR DICK WANK BUGGER OFF JOHNNY SHITCUNTING JIGGABOO SOD LOLCAT FUCK BLOWJOB FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SAMUEL L. JACKSON I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! COCKSMOKER ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SOD CHALICE FUCKING JESSE McCARTNEY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKWIT FRENCH TICKLER DONKEY DICK ARSE FUCKFACE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BOOBS FUCKSTAIN NORTH KOREA DAGO DAMN YID FUCK OFF KIKE DAMMIT FAG BONG FUCKING TIT DIRT I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS GRAPE PENIS HELL VAGINA REDSKIN TAFFY HAIL SATAN! PISS I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF ART METAL PRODUCTS PISS ARTIST MONKEY'S UNCLE DONALD RUMSFELD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNT REBECCA BLACK ASS LICKER CHOAD KISSER SHITHEAD DICKFACE BELLEND FUCK CUNT PORCH MONKEY TOWELHEAD NIGGER CRAP ON A STICK FUCKTARD CUNT ASS PIG BEAVER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JERK OFF ASSFACE BUGFUCK REDSKIN LAKE TITICACA NIPPLES WIGGER P'KANG PIG BUGGER OFF MILF SHIT POLAK COON PISS BAD MOTHERFUCKER BIGNOSE NIPPLES SEX SHIT DARTH VADER CHIGGER SEX CAMEL JOCKEY MICK CHINK DAMN FELCHING VENEREAL DISEASE FIST FUCK CUNTRAG BULLSHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BELGIUM I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK PISSHOLE TWO-INCH PENIS EXTRA LONG PENIS GRAPE PENIS PENIS ON A STICK NAZI MACACA JACKASS COCKSUCKER NIGNOG FUCKWIT SHIT PISS ARTIST TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CUNT ABO IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD MOTHERFUCKER TITS CRAPMUNCHER BULLSHIT BENCH PRESS DAMMIT WETBACK YOU WANKER CHAV FELLATIO FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD INCEST ARSE HAPPINESS ARSE JUNGLE BUNNY ASS HOSER BONER EPIDIDYMIS SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS COON DAMN TWISTY VAGINA BEAVER DONKEY DICK SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITHEAD FUCKING JUMP! MICK BENCH PRESS FIRECROTCH FUCKFUCKFUCK FEWMETS HADJI HELL LIMEY SHITSLINGING JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FEMADOM VAGINA FUCKING JERK OFF CHINK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DOUCHEBAG FUCKBAG BOLLOCKS ASSHOLE DEMOCRACY DYKE BONER ASS GYPSY FUCKHEAD FUCK CRAPPY PEDOPHILIA CUNT ASS BASTARD ASSHOLE CLUSTERFUCK CUNTRAG FUCKTARD SHITSLINGING BATMAN & ROBIN INBRED INBRED MALARKY BEAVER CRAPPY FUCKER CHINK BUDDHISM SLOPE TWO-INCH PENIS CHOAD CARPET MUNCHER FUCKING JUMP! INBRED FLYING FUCK ASS NIGNOG BUGFUCK CHIGGER AUTOFELLATIO WANK BLUE PENIS! MILF BANGKOK SHITCUNTING ASSHAT FELLATIO BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHIT PISS NAZI CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMMIT MILF O KURWA! FUCKING A HOMO JUSTIN BIEBER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ASSRAMMER PISS DOUCHING CUNT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BEAVER DICKHEAD DARTH VADER PENISFUCK HELL BUGGER OFF BOOBS DYKE FUCK YOU SHITFUCKER BASTARD MILF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHIT FUCKTARD ASSCRACK CRAPFUCKER CRAP ON A STICK FUCK DOUCHE MALARKY BITCH COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE MONKEY SHIT DICKFACE SHITFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHINK FUCKWIT WANK YOU WANKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MOCCASINS CROTCH FUCK NUGGET BUTT PIRATE YOU WANKER TACO GOATSE FELLATIO ASSWIPE JAP SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER O KURWA! GOD DAMN PISS CUNT BUTT-HEAD BOOBS CLEAN DRINKING WATER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MOZILLA FIREFOX JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK NUGGET KITTENS WANK FUCKTARD VENEREAL DISEASE GOATSE CHICKEN SHIT MAMA MIA FELCHMONKEY COCKSUCKER PRICK SCUMBAG CUNT BOOBIES GIVING HEAD CUNT HORSE PENIS NEOPETS MALL SANTA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SPIC TOTAL EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FROG'S FAT ASS JENKEM SON OF A BITCH PIECE OF SHIT FELLATIO FUCKHEAD BANGKOK GANGBANG LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SAND NIGGER CLEVELAND STEAMER MARGARET THATCHER CUM WANK JERK OFF CUNT COON MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE TRANNY BASTARD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PUSSY VAGINA JERRY DOUCHING PUSSY FUCKHEAD DAMMIT ART METAL PRODUCTS BIGNOSE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ANAL BASTARD WIENER DAMN CLUSTERFUCK ASSWIPE GANGBANG ORGASM FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS SHIT BORDER HOPPER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! TOWELHEAD FUCKING CHOAD HADJI LAKE TITICACA BOLLOCKS RUSKIE DILDO FUCK FUCK SOD DOUCHE NAZI SUCK MY DICK BASTARD FUCKER CHOAD P'KANG FUCKING A SUGARTITS RAT'S ASS JAP HOSER BUGFUCK DAMNATION NIGGER DICKFACE BUTTFUCKER SHITFACE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASSFACE FUCKWIT FUCKTARD ABO BOON NORTH KOREA MARGARET THATCHER WALRUS SHIT FUCKER CUNTSWILLING CRAP ON A STICK WALRUS SHIT FRITZ ASS FRIG DYKE JACK OFF DOUCHING RANDY TRAVIS POLACK BATMAN & ROBIN BIG FOOT NEGRO DAMN BEANER FUCKFACE BLISTERING BARNACLES SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITSLINGING PISS OFF MY ASS PISS OFF MY ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSRAMMER PENIS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PECKERHEAD ASSWIPE PRICK BRUSH MA TEETH FAG DICK IN A BOX FUCKING JUMP! SLOPE PEARL NECKLACE MILF ARSE SHIT DOODIE HEAD FELCHING RAT'S ASS BUGFUCK DONKEY DICK CUNT GRINGO SAMUEL L. JACKSON THONG TASTER CUM AUTOFELLATIO TWAT DAMN MILF MALARKY FUCK OFF HORSE SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS JIZZ SHITSLINGING PRICK HORSE SHIT FUCK YOU SCUMBAG LET'S SHIT FUCKSTAIN GO COUNT YOUR DICK FIRECROTCH DOT HEAD HOMO CHOAD JAP BATMAN & ROBIN MOTHERFUCKER PAKI FUCKSTAIN SON OF A BITCH WILLY WONKA SHITFUCKER CRAP ON A STICK SHITCUNTING JACKASS FUCKING TITWANK BLUMPKIN PICKANINNY MR WINKLER IS GAY TAFFY SHITE ASSWIPE OSTRICH MY ASS PISS CLIT DAMN SAGGY TITS FUCKBAG VAGINA SUCK MY DICK RHODESIA FUCKHEAD SPIC [expletive deleted] DOG FUCKER DICK CHICKEN BITCH SHITSLINGING TWAT SHITHEAD SCUMBUCKET BUTTFUCKER FUCKWIT TOSSER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PENISBIRD FUCKHEAD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DUMBASS SPUNK YOU WANKER ASSHOLE HELL DIPSHIT EPIDIDYMIS CUNTRAG DICK IN A BOX FLOWERS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DOUCHING HYPERINFLATION NIGNOG GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN SHITFUCKER FUCKING BASEBALL BOLLOCKS PISSHOLE TWAT SHAKOPEE ASSFACE BUTTFUCKER CAMEL FUCKER COCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKER MASTURBATION YOGHURT CANNON HELL MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SAMUEL L. JACKSON CHRISTIANITY FUCK SHITTY SHITFACE BASTARD FUCKFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! I'LL RAPE YOU JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHIT HADJI KIDDY FIDDLER JACKASS ASSHAT FUCKER ASSHAT PISS SHITCUNTING ASS NIGGER DOUCHEBAG CUNT NI FELCHMONKEY REDNECK FUCKWIT STRAWBERRY ASS GOOK TACO I WILL KILL YOU! PRICK ASSHOLE ASSFACE PISS OFF MY ASS DOUCHING HENTAI TITTIES CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON NEOPETS FUCK TIT SPRINKLES BUKKAKE CUNNILINGUS FEWMETS ARSE FUCK YOU GYPSY YOGHURT CANNON RUSTY TROMBONE DAMN DELICIOUS CAKE NIGNOG BALLS SHITHEAD ASS FASCIST CLEMEN SHITHEAD HADJI WANKSPLAT BEAVER BUGGER NIGGER FUCKER MOSES FUCK GREASER CLEMEN FUCKING MONKEY SHIT INBRED PUSSY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CUNTSWILLING MAMA MIA WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DICKWAD CROTCH SHITTY FUCK OFF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUM NIPPLES SHITFUCKER PEDOPHILIA BUNG-HOLE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! NICARAGUA CRAPMUNCHER MOCKIE JESSE McCARTNEY COON CLIT CRAPMUNCHER FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX JACKASS PISSHOLE YOU WANKER GRINGO FRITZ CUNT FUCKTARD POLACK HORSE SHIT WANK NIPPLES TITS BATHING SUIT AREA GOD DAMN GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS PIECE OF SHIT TAFFY DAMNATION BRITAIN SHITE DOUCHE NAZI DILDO FLYING FUCK BOB SAGET BOB SAGET TOWELHEAD BELGIUM CUNT CRAP NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES HONKY TRANNY FASHION BUG BOOBS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER MARGARET THATCHER CHOAD CUNT COCKSUCKER BASTARD CRACKER TACO MOTHERFUCKER SOD OFF NORTH KOREA PIGFUCKER WANK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HOSER ORGASM BULLCRAP MOTHERFUCKER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM ASS BITCH TUBA TITWANK SHITE HELL lowercase CUM BASTARD BIGNOSE COCKSTUFFER BLOWJOB CLIT BONG DOUCHEBAG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TITS GOD DAMMIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA WOMEN'S RIGHTS suck my mothers DOUCHE ANUSCAKE FUCK YOU WIKIPEDIA I RAPE WALRUSES! JOHN ELWAY FUCKFACE SHIT MASTURBATION BOON WANK MARY WHITEHOUSE NECROPHILIA MONKEY SHIT SHITE RECTUM RAIDER PISS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE TURD VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK FUCK BLOWJOB BIGNOSE DILDO BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU DICKLICK GRINGO FLYING RAT'S ASS NIPPLES JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BITCH CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PEARL NECKLACE NIGGER PEARL NECKLACE CUNT BELLEND POOPY ART METAL PRODUCTS SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKER ASS LICKER GYPSY WHORE FUCK FUCKSTAIN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASSCRACK SHIT MOTHERFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING A PISS AY-AY-AY OLD CHRIST OF A CAMEL JOCKEY JERK OFF GYPSY SHIT MOLDY TITS POLAK BASTARD CLEMEN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WANK PISS OFF MY ASS ASSWIPE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DELICIOUS CAKE DUMBASS BEAVER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ASSFACE ASSHAT CLEVELAND STEAMER BELLEND FRIG POLACK SHITSLINGING FUCK A DUCK MASTURBATION FLYING FUCK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CHICKEN SHIT DIPSHIT WIENER ASSFACE OSTRICH MY ASS CHOAD CUNT HO TWAT PEDOPHILIA JOHN SMILEY FACE DEMOCRACY SAMUEL L. JACKSON DICK SHIT MONKEY SHIT SHITE DOT HEAD JERRY KIKE DICKHEAD BASTARD PISS CLUSTERFUCK CONDOMS FUCK OFF JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CUNT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PUSSYLICKER and with the BITCH and his WINDOWS VISTA of girraffes in which POLAK while reading about CUNT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See MALARKY also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• GANGBANG