Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUDGEPACKER neurochemical FUCK disorder VENEREAL DISEASE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHIT, sudden FUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MOTHERFUCKER or DICK IN A BOX vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly YOU WANKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated RAPE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TRANNY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NORTH KOREA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GREASER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PENIS BLUE PENIS! words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSCRACK utterFUCKance of socially INBRED objectionable words).
BAD MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's is GOD DAMN not to be SHIT confused with LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CLUSTERFUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves RAPE random FUCK disorientation, culturally-FROG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BUTTFUCKER language, SPUNK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PENIS DICK CHICKEN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WHORE souvenir shoppes and massive MICK quantities FUCKING of ANAL DIABETES FEMADOM garbage.
Darnit.
A SHITBALLS Polite Note to the NIGGER Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SNUFF PORN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE article COCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DAMN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DAGO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITTY.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DICK TITS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BONER Tourrette's sufferers COCKSUCKER swear. You can PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MASTURBATION TV, for always focusing on the TITS bad side of a terrible SHITE thing.
- The main BELLEND symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TITTIES involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITTY knee ART METAL PRODUCTS NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is SHITBALLS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JIGGABOO cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCK school for FUCK A DUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FROG'S FAT ASS sufferers to become FUCKSTAIN manically depressed and YOU WANKER commit JAP suicide.
- There is no SHITE cure, and the FUCK OFF drugs that are available to, "calm" the BELLEND tics often have adverse DAMN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK perodol" which caused my entire RAT'S ASS body to go BATHING SUIT AREA numb and CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST basically made it NIGGA! worse than NICARAGUA it is without the SCUMBAG drug.
I am an active member of a INCEST tourette syndrome ORGASM association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITCOCK the CRAPMUNCHER public view of Tourettes as a "TIT DIRT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JACKASS much much (hand spasms) more...
I am NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! sorry for NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES "hi-jacking" your WANK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GRINGO this that really PIECE OF SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a DUNE COON better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SUGARTITS, and making fun of a GOOK horrible disorder is (not) WOP funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FU SPANG time.
Best SHITCOCK regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “BASTARD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese TIBET reply
As STUDENT RIOTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are HUMAN RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONASTERIES Westerners show is not an PANCHEN LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHRISTIANITY degenerate capitalist culture in those GRASS MUD HORSE countries. When showing STUDENT RIOTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT RIOTS in countries BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not VOTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CENSORSHIP byproduct of your GOVERNMENT FILTERS capitalist society DEMOCRACY.
Li Chiang “ELECTION” Wen
P.S. ASSHAT Regards to Andrew RAT'S COCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply
As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough CONDOMS problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?
Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WANK saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my DAMN intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are INBRED and 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SPANK THE MONKEY music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MILF BAND WITH 4 SHITSKIN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CUNNILINGUS HORSE! SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHIT'S HOUSE
How ROSIE O'DONNELL to COON cure DONKEY PUNCHER the LOLCAT Tourette's MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment ASSWIPE for INCEST Tourette's SEMEN Syndrome BULLSHIT is GOD DAMMIT following POOPOO these FAGGOT rules FUCKFACE in DIRTY SANCHEZ order:
- 1: Avoid SEX immature ABO little FLYING RAT'S ASS kids,
- 2: Count to I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU within WILLY WONKA 10 CUNTRAGseconds,
- 3: Do not open your HELL DOUCHEBAG FRAK nor FUCKHEAD talk,
- 4: Tell RAT'S ASS yourself you BITCH don't RAT'S ASS have GRINGO this SHITBALLS disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKSTAIN WITH NASTY FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the SHIT last straw SON OF A BITCH!
I fucking put ANAL DIABETES' my comment at the TOP OF THE BOOBIES PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SPANK THE MONKEY the TOP OF DICKHEAD THIS ANAL DIABETES ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCK offensive. SHITSKIN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FAG people who try I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! to battle SPIC'BASTARD that tight-ass RUSKIE 17-year-POLACK—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JENKEM it now, but someone said SOD' WIENER SHITTY'FLYING FUCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKER is a laughing MOTHERFUCKER matter. Plus there PISS ARTIST was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DAMMIT Uncyclopedia, there are BOLLOCKS articles GYPSY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DAMN stuff. So BAD MOTHERFUCKER that means TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! stop getting mad at the DAMN first part too and FUCKSTAIN talking about the JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE letter that it's BITCH mocking (what JUNGLE BUNNY letter? I don't even know what TIT DIRT the heck you're talking about). Adrian FASHION BUG hi self GRINGO even made a really BAD MOTHERFUCKER good point. "It's DAMNATION nothing more TITS & DICKS from a head nod to a CHINK knee tick". ASS FASCIST. Which I'll add SCUMBAG onto CONAN O'BRIAN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BUTT PIRATE suffer that COON much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes NIPPLES it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MASTURBATION be, because if I were a SOAPY TITWANK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DAMNATION hilarious. If you I'LL RAPE YOU Want facts, go on WANK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TURD be offended, don't read TITTYWANK the freaking ASSWIPE article anyway.
COCK SON OF A BITCH CAPTAIN CRUNCH SPANK THE MONKEY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BORDER HOPPER SCUMBAG DICKFACE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BLOWJOB
SLITTY EYES BULLSHIT PISS OFF SHUT UP, MEG! VAGINA ASSHAT MONKEY'S UNCLE GENITALIA SHITFACE INBRED RAGHEAD JAP VAGINA DYKE HELLFIRE COCKSTUFFER YID SCUMBAG SPICY CUNT FUCK BRITAIN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH MASTURBATION SNUFF PORN BITCH FLYING FUCK CONDOMS DIPSHIT ANAL DUMBASS FELCHING WANK NECROPHILIA FLYING FUCK TWISTY VAGINA TIT DIRT FUCK BITCH FAG BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHIT TWAT MOCCASINS DAMN SHITCOCK FUCKSTAIN FUCKER TWAT FUCKWIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FIST FUCK 30 CASES OF PICKLES STRAWBERRY ASS CRAP SCUMBUCKET FUCKING JUMP! DAMN JOHN SMILEY FACE FLYING FUCK DONALD RUMSFELD DAMMIT CAMEL FUCKER CHIGGER BUKKAKE DICKFACE CUNT DUNE COON FROG'S FAT ASS WIGGER HELL TWAT BITCH BUTTFUCKER FASHION BUG HELL HELL SCROTUM CRAPMUNCHER BUTT PIRATE SEX SPIC SHIT PENIS WANK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! 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GOD DAMMIT ASSHAT BITCH NIPPLES ON CRACK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKER EMO CC PLZ SHITHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! BAD MOTHERFUCKER DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE DAMN IT CTHULHU FHTAGN FUCKING A BLUMPKIN HOLY DUMB FUCK COCK CUM ASSHOLE FEMADOM MOTHERFUCKER HO BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER NIPPLES GIVING HEAD CUM YOU WANKER BUGGER OFF YOU WANKER BITCH FUCKTARD QUEEF NIGGER GOD DAMN PUNANI LICK PUSSY BALLS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GRAPE PENIS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SUGARTITS BIGNOSE ASS RAT'S COCK CUNT SHITE CHALICE FENCE JUMPER CONAN O'BRIAN PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! NEOPETS FUCKER TAFFY RICK MORANIS FAGGOT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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VAGINA MOZILLA FIREFOX DUMBASS FUCKING BUTT PIRATE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS VAGINA CRAPPY TIMBER NIGGER SHITSKIN BASTARD BITCH CLUSTERFUCK SON OF A BITCH ASSCRACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKHEAD PENIS ON A BUN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITTY BATHING SUIT AREA POLACK HORSE SHIT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FELLATIO CUNTING ASSCRACK PISS ARTIST POO POO BLOWJOB MOLDY TITS SCUMBAG ASS ASSFACE FUCKING A WOODPECKERSHIT ASSHAT PORCH MONKEY BITCH SHITSKIN WANK CHENEY WIENER CUNTRAG DOUCHE [EXPLETIVE] BANGKOK FUCKING A ASSRAMMER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DOG FUCKER DOUCHE BRITNEY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BITCH DILDO BRUSH MA TEETH SUCK MY DICK ARSEBADGERS COCK JOHN SMILEY FACE COON TESTICLE CHOKE POMMIE GOD DAMMIT MOCCASINS ASSCRACK SHIT CHIGGER DAMMIT SHAKOPEE SNUFF PORN GOD DAMMIT ASS BITCH FIST FUCK SHITHEAD DOUCHING PENIS MACACA AUTOFELLATIO WETBACK PENISFUCK CONDOMS DIPSHIT PIECE OF SHIT RAGHEAD GOD DAMN FRIG RAPE JACKASS HELL POMMIE FUCKFACE CRAP ART METAL PRODUCTS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BATHING SUIT AREA WANK FUCK YOU LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ARSEBADGERS VAGINA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WETBACK FUCK BANGKOK CUM PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKWIT KNOBJOCKEY JACKASS BLISTERING BARNACLES CUNTBUCKET BEANER DOT HEAD I WILL END YOU! ASS ART METAL PRODUCTS NIGNOG SHITE YOU WANKER HO PISS OFF LET'S SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK BOOBS TWAT BUGFUCK PORCH MONKEY MASTURBATION ASSHAT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ARSE FUCKWIT GOD DAMN FUCKING FELCHING MOTHERFUCKER SHIT BASTARD NI COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK INCEST CRAPMUNCHER ASSRAPING MONKEY SHIT CRAP ON A STICK FUCK PEDOPHILIA SPUNK DIPSHIT INJUN SHITE WIENER BLOWJOB JOHN ELWAY ASSHOLE POMMIE FUCKING A PUSSY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BAT FUCK INSANE POTTYMOUTH DYKE BORDER HOPPER TITTIES BALL SACK MOZILLA FIREFOX BRITNEY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MARCH OF FLAMES GOOK BOOBS FRENCH TICKLER RAT'S COCK FUCK YOU SUCK COCKS IN HELL! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BOOBIES SHIT INJUN MONKEY BALLS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
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- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive ASSHOLE and with the PEEPEE and his DICKHEAD of girraffes in which PRICK while reading about YOU WANKER!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter.
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See PORCH MONKEY also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- DAMN
Article written in the style of its subject This article is SHIT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its GOAT DICK subject. If you do not find it funny BASTARD, it is probably because you are an INBRED ARSE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. JERRY If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a BULLSHIT joke loses its humour REDNECK when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ignorant, then you wouldn't have MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FUCKING RAT'S COCK PISS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PISS!!!!!I <3 COCK |

