Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WANKER'DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT'PRICK'DICK IN A BOX'GRINGO'DICK IN A BOX'WANK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NIGGER neurochemical FUCK disorder RICK MORANIS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid STEVE BALLMER, sudden INJUN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CUNT or DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NAZI in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken [expletive deleted] by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DAMN IT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ARSE COLGATE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MALARKY utterFUCKance of socially CHINK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first GOD DAMMIT television programs to address FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Tourette's syndrome.

BULLSHIT Tourette's is TITS not to be CHENEY confused with GENITALIA Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying POOPY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SPIC random DONALD RUMSFELD disorientation, culturally-BEAVER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MALARKY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local YID language, SHITCUNTING and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CONDOMS ASSHAT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNT souvenir shoppes and massive JIGGABOO quantities I'LL RAPE YOU of ANAL DIABETES BOLLOCKS garbage.

Darnit.

A WIENER Polite Note to the ASS Author:

The SCROTUM Tourette's ASSWIPE Research Institute was MALARKY founded to BITCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASSCRACK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CRAP ON A STICK article DILDO funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MOTHERFUCKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASSCRACK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKFACE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DAMN Tourrette's sufferers BIRD SHIT swear. You can TWAT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BONER TV, for always focusing on the I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL bad side of a terrible HORSE SHIT thing.
• The main PISS OFF symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FRAK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DAGO' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK knee HO NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SAGGY TITS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JIZZ school for SHITSKIN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CHOAD sufferers to become ASSCRACK manically depressed and FELLATIO commit MONKEY SHIT suicide.
• There is no DONKEY DICK cure, and the CAMEL JOCKEY drugs that are available to, "calm" the BONER tics often have adverse CRACKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MARGARET THATCHER perodol" which caused my entire FAG body to go I'LL RAPE YOU numb and JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE basically made it NIGGA! worse than TITS it is without the HELL drug.

I am an active member of a TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE tourette syndrome GENITALIA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BITCH the RAT'S ASS public view of Tourettes as a "MOZILLA FIREFOX swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BEANER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CHIGGER sorry for MACACA "hi-jacking" your SHITE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SPUNK this that really WOP annoys me. I am working towards a HELL better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BUGGER OFF article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JACKASS, and making fun of a FUCK horrible disorder is (not) GOD DAMMIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST time.

Best I'LL RAPE YOU regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FELLATIO” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese UIGURS reply

As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are HUMAN RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill COMMUNISM IS STUPID Westerners show is not an MELAMINE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FALUN GONG degenerate capitalist culture in those CAPITALISM countries. When showing 1984 right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FREEDOM OF SPEECH in countries RIVER CRABS SUCK leadership, those problems does not DEMOCRACY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your POISON IN BABY FORMULA capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “FIREWALLS” Wen

P.S. FROG'S FAT ASS Regards to Andrew SEMEN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The WIKIPEDIA bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKWIT punch him if you DIPSHIT want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this UNITED KINGDOM country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with MUGABE'S MOMMA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “BRITAIN” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the P'KANG saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine STEVE BALLMER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKING and SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TAFFY music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TITWANK BAND WITH 4 DIPSHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A D'OH HORSE! STEVE BALLMER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO STEVE BALLMER'S HOUSE

How ASSWIPE to DUMBASS cure BAT FUCK INSANE the SIGMUND FREUD Tourette's BUTT-FOR-BRAINS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WALRUS SHIT for REDSKIN Tourette's DAMN Syndrome CUNT is BUGGER OFF following YID these FUCKSTAIN rules DICK in BITCH order:

• 1: Avoid PISS immature BATHING SUIT AREA little GO HOME AND DIE kids,
• 2: Count to ASS within PISS 10 FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGAseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SOD MOTHERFUCKER GOBSHITE nor TAMPON IN MY ASS talk,
• 4: Tell BUGGER yourself you FELLATIO don't ART METAL PRODUCTS have INBRED this PENISPENISPENIS!!! disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKSTAIN WITH NASTY SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CAMEL FUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the STEVE BALLMER last straw SHITHEAD!

I fucking put CHOAD' my comment at the TOP OF THE MONKEY SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MARY WHITEHOUSE the TOP OF FUCK OFF THIS PRICK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HELLFIRE offensive. MOCCASINS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PISS OFF MY ASS people who try FAG to battle JESSE McCARTNEY'GOBSHITE that tight-ass PICKANINNY 17-year-[expletive deleted]—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JACKASS it now, but someone said RAT'S COCK' YUKY DOODY HELL'WANK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DOG FUCKER is a laughing DICK matter. Plus there INBRED was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SEMEN Uncyclopedia, there are RECTUM RAIDER articles POMMIE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKING stuff. So SHAKOPEE that means NIGNOG stop getting mad at the SALISBURY first part too and FUCK talking about the DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! letter that it's BOLLOCKS mocking (what BASTARD letter? I don't even know what SHITE the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITBALLS hi self BITCH even made a really FUCKFACE good point. "It's WIGGER nothing more PISSHOLE from a head nod to a WIGGER knee tick". QUEEF. Which I'll add FIST FUCK onto FUCKSTAIN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITFACE suffer that CLEMEN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CONDOMS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DICK CHICKEN be, because if I were a COMMUNIST DILDO Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MOTHERFUCKER hilarious. If you DAMN IT Want facts, go on TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll RUSKIE be offended, don't read DAMN the freaking FAG article anyway.

BASTARD JOHNNY CUM SHITTING DICK NIPPLES JERRY BULLSHIT CRAPFUCKER SCROTUM ASS COCKSMOKER

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WOMEN'S RIGHTS and with the JACKASS SHIT and his POLACK of girraffes in which COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS while reading about FUCKTARD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See [expletive deleted] also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• WANK