Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without BRITNEY comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a ANAL article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKTARD neurochemical FUCK disorder [expletive deleted] characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUNNILINGUS, sudden SHITCOCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKTARD or DILDO vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BUKKAKE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CLIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MALARKY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat POWERSHIT FEMADOM words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE utterFUCKance of socially MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CRAPPY television programs to address ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKING Tourette's is ANAL not to be COCK confused with POOPY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying NECROPHILIA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKER random WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? disorientation, culturally-ASSCRACK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth O KURWA! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local LOLLIPOPS language, NAZI and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BOB SAGET SAND NIGGER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BITCH souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK quantities CUNT of ANAL DIABETES CHRIST OF TABERNACLE garbage.

Darnit.

A PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Polite Note to the PORCH MONKEY Author:

The DAGO Tourette's FUCKWIT Research Institute was P'KANG founded to FUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITSLINGING Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCK YOU article SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BONER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUM changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GANGBANG Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of SPUNK Tourrette's sufferers NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! swear. You can FASHION BUG blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SCUMBAG TV, for always focusing on the GOD DAMN bad side of a terrible DUMBASS thing.
The main FUCK YOU symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WANK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BUGGER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MONKEY BALLS knee I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is NIGGER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BUTT-FOR-BRAINS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TITS school for WANKSPLAT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK OFF sufferers to become SCUMBAG manically depressed and CUNTYMINTS commit DICKHEAD suicide.
There is no GOD DAMN cure, and the WIKIPEDIA drugs that are available to, "calm" the DICKHEAD tics often have adverse THONG TASTER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DICK IN A BOX perodol" which caused my entire GOD DAMN body to go COMMUNIST DILDO numb and SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than SPUNK it is without the FUCKSTAIN drug.

I am an active member of a POMMIE tourette syndrome ASS LICKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNT the SAGGY TITS public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKING FUCKFUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MASTURBATION much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASSWIPE sorry for CROTCH "hi-jacking" your HELL entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK YOU this that really BUGGER OFF annoys me. I am working towards a LET'S SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SAMUEL L. JACKSON article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BLUMPKIN, and making fun of a SON OF A BITCH horrible disorder is (not) FLYING RAT'S ASS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BITCH time.

Best SEMPRINI regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WIKIPEDIA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONGOLIANS reply

As MEG Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are INDIA HAS NUKES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONASTERIES degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST countries. When showing RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GOOGLE in countries GOOGLE leadership, those problems does not DISSIDENTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS byproduct of your NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS capitalist society FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. SPIC Regards to Andrew TITTIES Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The DICKHEAD bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK punch him if you BONER want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this CONDOMS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with CONDOMS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASS saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CUNNILINGUS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DICKFACE and CUNNILINGUS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCK YOU music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FOREIGN CURRENCY BAND WITH 4 PENIS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BIG FOOT HORSE! CUNNILINGUS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CUNNILINGUS'S HOUSE

How ASSCRACK to FUCK cure FLYING FUCK the TOWELHEAD Tourette's CLUSTERFUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BUKKAKE for JOHNNY Tourette's LAKE TITICACA Syndrome FUCK is CHICKEN SHIT following GOD DAMN these I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! rules WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? in IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD order:

1: Avoid JERRY immature FROG'S FAT ASS little GIVING HEAD kids,
2: Count to FUCKHEAD within KNOBJOCKEY 10 JERRYseconds,
3: Do not open your COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKWIT FUCKFACE nor MOCCASINS talk,
4: Tell CUNT yourself you WILLY WONKA don't WIENER have BALLS this BORDER HOPPER disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK RICK MORANIS WITH NASTY HELL DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSHAT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CUNNILINGUS last straw RANDY TRAVIS!

I fucking put CUNNILINGUS' my comment at the TOP OF THE BULLSHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at HELLFUCKER the TOP OF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA THIS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKWIT offensive. JERK OFF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to YOU WANKER people who try ASS to battle PIECE OF SHIT'PEDOPHILIA that tight-ass HOMO 17-year-DIPSHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ANAL DIABETES it now, but someone said FAGGOT' SEX FUCKHEAD'LET'S SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SOD is a laughing GOD DAMMIT matter. Plus there SCROTUM was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on REDSKIN Uncyclopedia, there are I'LL RAPE YOU articles TWAT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PUSSY stuff. So OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! that means IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD stop getting mad at the NICARAGUA first part too and DAMN talking about the MICK letter that it's CUNT mocking (what PENIS letter? I don't even know what MOTHERFUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian FLYING FUCK hi self REDEEMING VALUE even made a really DICKFACE good point. "It's ABO nothing more PENIS from a head nod to a WOP knee tick". SHITFACE. Which I'll add SHITE onto BASTARD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PIGFUCKER suffer that FUCKWIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes POLESMOKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SWIMMING POOL be, because if I were a YID Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JESUS FUCKING CHRIST hilarious. If you DOUCHING Want facts, go on GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS be offended, don't read BALLS the freaking FUCKHEAD article anyway.

ASSHAT DAMN IT MOCCASINS GENITALIA CUNT RAPE BUTTFUCKER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BITCH HADJI

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK BOLLOCKS BLUE PENIS! YOU WANKER BITCH DAGO GOD DAMMIT FAG HELL FU SPANG WEHATEMARIO MOCCASINS DUMBASS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! NIGGER CUNT CRAPPER PICKANINNY CHUFF CAMEL FUCKER ASSHOLE JAP CROTCH BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER RAPE SHITFACE ASSFACE SHITE DAMN ASS DUMBASS SHIT PEEPEE COON BEANER I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKBAG CHOAD KISSER SHIT LIKE A HORSE GANGBANG SPUNK TITWANK CAMEL FUCKER JIZZ ASSWIPE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA I'LL RAPE YOU DOG FUCKER PUSSY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT HOSER SHIT LIKE A HORSE KNOBJOCKEY ON CRACK JIGGABOO WANKER TWAT ARSE FUCKSTAIN O KURWA! GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BLUE PENIS! FUCK OFF FUCKING SPIC ASSHOLE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BUTTFUCKER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKFACE BOOBS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD POMMIE KIKE ASS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BOOBS GENITALIA PENIS ON A STICK QUEEF WANK SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKER and with the CUNT and his JACK OFF of girraffes in which GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS while reading about VAGINA!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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