Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHITFUCKER'MACACA'KAFFIR'MOZILLA FIREFOX'FUCKTARD'[expletive deleted]'FUCK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS neurochemical FUCK disorder CLEVELAND STEAMER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SEX, sudden FOUR-EYES m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKER or HITLER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BLOWJOB in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated KRAUT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may POO POO BLOWJOB include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GOD BLESS AMERICA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SCUMBUCKET words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BUTT PIRATE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CHICKEN FRIES utterFUCKance of socially SCUMBAG objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SCUMBAG television programs to address WALRUS SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

DAMNATION Tourette's is FAG not to be CROTCH confused with IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CC PLZ chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NICARAGUA random DAMMIT disorientation, culturally-FROG'S FAT ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DICKFACE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BUTT PIRATE language, INJUN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKBAG PENIS ON A STICK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CLEMEN souvenir shoppes and massive BANGKOK quantities CRAPPY of ANAL DIABETES DIPSHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A THONG TASTER Polite Note to the BEAVER Author:

The BUKKAKE Tourette's JACKASS Research Institute was JACKASS SHIT founded to BIBLE BASHER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FAGGOT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DICKWAD article PENIS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SCUMBAG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PENIS ON A STICK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WANK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of KNOBJOCKEY Tourrette's sufferers COCK swear. You can JOHNNY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNT TV, for always focusing on the TITS bad side of a terrible OH SHI– thing.
• The main FELLATIO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITTY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DONKEY DICK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NEGRO knee FENCE JUMPER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BALL SACK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CRAP cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WANKER school for PIECE OF SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SPIC sufferers to become KIKE manically depressed and JOHNNY commit TITS suicide.
• There is no CHAV cure, and the FLYING RAT'S ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the BASTARD tics often have adverse NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DICKFACE perodol" which caused my entire MOTHERFUCKER body to go PEDOPHILIA numb and LOLLIPOPS basically made it NIGGA! worse than BOLLOCKS it is without the KIKE drug.

I am an active member of a KRAUT tourette syndrome WALRUS SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKING the SON OF A BITCH public view of Tourettes as a "PISS OFF MY ASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MALARKY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHUT UP, MEG! sorry for TITWANK "hi-jacking" your CLIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SCRATCH! GROUNDER! this that really ASSBANDIT annoys me. I am working towards a MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS, and making fun of a TITTYWANK horrible disorder is (not) SHITTY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your LENS CRAFTERS time.

Best STRAWBERRY ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “RAT'S ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese HUMAN RIGHTS reply

As MONASTERIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONGOLIANS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT MOVEMENT Westerners show is not an BUDDHIST MONK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those INDIA HAS NUKES countries. When showing CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust WIKIPEDIA in countries BELGIUM leadership, those problems does not STUDENT PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a OPINION byproduct of your OPINION capitalist society TAIWAN.

Li Chiang “UIGURS” Wen

P.S. FUCKING A Regards to Andrew BULLCRAP Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The CLUSTERFUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can FLYING FUCK punch him if you PEARL NECKLACE want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE remove this LGBT RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE HAS AIDS put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BELGIUM saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my PISS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SEX Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FOUR-EYES and SHITTY playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PEEPEE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITFACE BAND WITH 4 CUNT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSRAPING HORSE! SEX IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SEX'S HOUSE

How MOCKIE to PENISPENISPENIS!!! cure TONY LA RUSSA the SPUNK Tourette's FENCE JUMPER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! for SHITBALLS Tourette's HI, BILLY MAYS HERE Syndrome COMMUNIST DILDO is FUCK following NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! these BULLSHIT rules FRENCH TICKLER in WANK order:

• 1: Avoid BEAVER immature GYPSY little SHITTY kids,
• 2: Count to SCUMBUCKET within COCK 10 GOBSHITEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your AMERICA ONLINE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SUCK A BIG DICK nor DICKHEAD talk,
• 4: Tell WOODPECKERSHIT yourself you SHIT don't GIVING HEAD have GOD DAMN this MASTURBATION disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SPIC WITH NASTY CLIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S VAGINA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SEX last straw DAMN!

I fucking put ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at POLESMOKER the TOP OF WILLY WONKA THIS CHIGGER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BUTTFUCKER offensive. GOD DAMN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TAMPON IN MY ASS people who try NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! to battle WIGGER'BONER that tight-ass CHICKEN SHIT 17-year-PUSSY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find 30 CASES OF PICKLES it now, but someone said HELL' BLISTERING BARNACLES JACKASS'BUTT PIRATE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CUNT is a laughing I WILL KILL YOU! matter. Plus there SUCK MY DICK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BOLLOCKS Uncyclopedia, there are PENIS ON A STICK articles JACK ABRAMOFF about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BUTTFUCKER stuff. So PENIS that means SHITE stop getting mad at the RAT'S COCK first part too and GOD DAMMIT talking about the SOD OFF letter that it's COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT mocking (what BITCH letter? I don't even know what NIGGER the heck you're talking about). Adrian HELL hi self NAZI even made a really MOZILLA FIREFOX good point. "It's SUCK MY DICK nothing more WALRUS SHIT from a head nod to a BANGKOK knee tick". BRITNEY. Which I'll add GOD DAMMIT onto MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BELLEND suffer that PIG much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes RAPE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TWAT be, because if I were a FUCKTARD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JIZZ hilarious. If you FUCKFACE Want facts, go on DYKE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSHAT be offended, don't read BUTT PIRATE the freaking TAMPONS article anyway.

TARTAR SAUCE BALLS TAMPONS FUCK OFF CLUSTERFUCK MASTURBATION HORSE PENIS FEMADOM TWO-INCH PENIS FUCK A DUCK

ASS CUNT TITTIES ASSCRACK DICK CHICKEN GOD DAMN BULLSHIT TITS PISSHOLE ARSE CUNNILINGUS SUGARTITS CARPET MUNCHER BUTTFUCKER JOHNNY FROG TOTAL JACKASS FRITZ DAMN SHITHEAD HAIL SATAN! TITTIES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JAP YOU WANKER PIECE OF SHIT DEVELOPERS! DOUCHEBAG BULLSHIT BIGNOSE NAZI SHIT FENCE JUMPER WIGGER YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE HO DIRTY SANCHEZ COON ARFENHOUSE WOODPECKERSHIT SHITFACE KRAUT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCK YOU DAMN IT BUGFUCK SHITHEAD SHITFUCKER SEX TIT SPRINKLES CHING CHONG CHINK CUM DICK HO FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BLUE PENIS! VENEREAL DISEASE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PISS ARTIST CONDOMS FELCHING JACK OFF CUNTSWILLING FUCKTARD POTTYMOUTH ARSE BOB SAGET NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PUNANI BASTARD BUTT PIRATE HUEY P. NEWTON CUNTBUCKET BASTARD FUCKSTAIN FELCHMONKEY SEMPRINI I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING INBRED CONDOMS FUCKSTAIN WIGGER FUCKER YOU WANKER SHIT MONKEY BALLS NECROPHILIA VAGINA FUCK ASSFACE DILDO PISSHOLE FIST FUCK BUGGER FUCKING SEMEN DAMN FRAK HOMO JERK OFF JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST HELL DUMBASS BOB SAGET TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JIGGABOO SHAKOPEE FLYING FUCK SEMEN BONG PISS ARTIST CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY DELICIOUS CAKE ASSWIPE RAT'S ASS SEMEN FUCKHEAD CRAP ON A STICK BASTARD TITWANK FUCK ASS DUMBASS ASSCRACK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKSTAIN BELGIUM REDNECK BEAVER FUCK YOU FUCKBAG ARSE DICKHEAD FUCK YOU POOPY PORCH MONKEY FUCK VAGINA PISS CUM TITWANK BLUMPKIN SHUT UP, MEG! YOU WANKER ASS HENTAI GOATSE PENIS GOD DAMMIT MONKEY SHIT [expletive deleted] SHITBALLS TAMPONS FLYING FUCK CUNT FUCK YOU COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TITMOUSE MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKING A SHITTY DAMN FLYING FUCK PUNANI YUKY DOODY CHAV MALARKY DOG SHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL COCKSUCKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DUNE COON BASTARD KAFFIR BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKSTAIN BITCH BITCH CROTCH BUKKAKE PISS FUCK MILF SCUMBUCKET VANDALISM IS COOL TWISTY VAGINA ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SOD DAMMIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DOUCHING GANGBANG BOOBS DAMMIT HELLFUCKER BAT FUCK INSANE CUNT DICKHEAD BOON FLYING FUCK PEARL NECKLACE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKWIT FUCKFACE SHITCOCK PUNANI JACKASS SOD EPIDIDYMIS SHUT UP, MEG! WHORE JIGGABOO SUCK MY COCK FUCKING A SMEG PRICK TAMPONS FLYING RAT'S ASS HELLFUCKER GOD DAMMIT FLYING FUCK SHIT MICK DICKFACE FUCK SMEG FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FLAMING ASS BADGER CRAPFUCKER FUCK NUGGET OSTRICH MY ASS SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN HELL CHENEY CUNT MASTURBATION KAFFIR SHITSLINGING FUCKTARD MOCKIE POLACK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FRIG CUNTSWILLING COCKSHITTER MICK ASSHAT BITCH 30 CASES OF PICKLES COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ABO IN SACREMENT PISS OFF MY ASS GOD BLESS AMERICA DAMN IT BUGFUCK FUCKHEAD MONKEY BALLS DIPSHIT CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE VAGINA FUCKING JUMP! NECROPHILIA MOCCASINS BITCH QUEEF ASSCRACK INBRED RAPE GOD BLESS AMERICA THONG TASTER ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NEGRO TITTIES SACRAMENTO WIGGER NAZI SOD DELICIOUS CAKE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK HEIL HITLER! FUCK ANAL DIABETES IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FOUR-EYES FIRECROTCH ASSCRACK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GRINGO DUMBASS I WILL KILL YOU! BUGFUCK ANAL PISS ASS POTTYMOUTH BUGGER OFF DAMN DONKEY DICK NIGNOG SHITE FUCKING FIST FUCK JERRY RAGHEAD GRINGO WANK ASSHOLE SHUT UP, MEG! ANAL DIABETES BALLS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS RAT'S COCK I RAPE WALRUSES! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SON OF A BITCH ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CUNTRAG BUGFUCK BASTARD PENIS WANK NICARAGUA GRIS ASS I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE DOG FUCKER FUCKHEAD DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER BITCH SUGARTITS GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKTARD CTHULHU FHTAGN PENIS ON A BUN GIVING HEAD WANK BUKKAKE FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS KIKE CUNT I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITHEAD FUCK SON OF A BITCH JACKASS WANKSPLAT RAT'S COCK JAP LAKE TITICACA COCK HENTAI FUCK TOWELHEAD POMMIE GOD DAMN FUCK OFF DOUCHEBAG BOYCOTT VIACOM! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JUSTIN BIEBER GOD DAMN PENISPENISPENIS!!! FEMADOM PENISFUCK NICARAGUA CHOAD DAMN AY-AY-AY JOHNNY FUCKFACE ROSIE O'DONNELL FRIG DAMN WOODPECKERSHIT POLAK BUTTFUCKER SHITSLINGING BOOBS BUGGER DONKEY PUNCHER KNOBJOCKEY BASTARD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DUMBASS BEAVER SOD OFF ART METAL PRODUCTS DOUCHING JACK ABRAMOFF BENCH PRESS BOB SAGET FLYING FUCK KIKE HEIL HITLER! DAMN CHICKEN SHIT SHITHEAD SEX GREASER SHITCUNTING SAND NIGGER FUCK YOU MICK FRAK FUCKWIT BALLS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WETBACK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BUGGER BITCH CLIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCK YOU BITCH WARNER MUSIC GROUP BELGIUM JACKASS FUCK YOU NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WANK AY-AY-AY SAND NIGGER ASS JIGGABOO SCUMBUCKET SCUMBAG DYKE FUCKBAG FUCKBAG CUNT REDSKIN NAZI COCKSUCKER ASS HADJI DAMN SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASSWIPE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK NUGGET CROTCH WALRUS SHIT FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS BULLSHIT MONKEY SHIT SHIT TITS TURD FENCE JUMPER POLACK ASSHAT SUITCASE PENIS TOWELHEAD QUEEF IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASSHAT PIGFUCKER DOUCHING DOUCHE SHITSLINGING CAMEL JOCKEY SHITCOCK MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! FUCK OFF FUCKWIT REDNECK 666 COCKSMOKER FUCKWIT CRAP ON A STICK DAMN SHITPISSER FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU ASS BASTARD INJUN GANGBANG WANK SHIT PRICK NIGGER KIKE FUCKWIT YUKY DOODY BULLSHIT ARSE TURD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITFUCKER TURD GANGBANG TWAT FUCK JERK OFF JUNGLE BUNNY BIRD SHIT TIMBER NIGGER FEWMETS ASSFACE ROSIE O'DONNELL WANK BITCH WANK SHAKOPEE CUNT SLOPE ARSE BONER CUNTSWILLING I WILL KILL YOU! BITCH FUCKTARD JAP GOD DAMN ART METAL PRODUCTS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! NAZI BUGGER MILF CHICKEN SHIT GENITALIA HELL NORTH KOREA SACRAMENTO CUNNILINGUS HELL FELCHING YOU WANKER FUCKING A PISS OFF NECROPHILIA PISS WALRUS SHIT POLESMOKER SCUMBAG DOUCHING TITTIES SHITE GOD DAMN GOD BLESS AMERICA GOD DAMN SOD OFF TITMOUSE TITWANK FLYING RAT'S ASS 666 HORSE SHIT DILDO DOG SHIT MONKEY'S UNCLE CHINK PEARL NECKLACE GOBSHITE FROG PRICK FUCK FUCK OFF SHITFACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER PRICK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DONKEY PUNCHER DAMN ASSFACE BUNG-HOLE COMMUNIST DILDO PORCH MONKEY SHITHEAD PRICK GOD DAMN JERK OFF RADIO FREE LUNCH SHITFACE BEANER COMMUNIST DILDO RAPE HOLY DUMB FUCK ASS YOU WANKER SUCK MY COCK CARPET MUNCHER ASSHAT BUTT PIRATE CHUFF NAZI RAGHEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MASTURBATION JACKASS CAPTAIN CRUNCH GOD DAMN WOMEN'S RIGHTS DILDO NAZI HOLY DUMB FUCK MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN HONKY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CUNT FUCKING A JACKASS FIRECROTCH YID SHIT BEANER CRAPPY I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! SHITTY CUNT BIRD SHIT DAMN ASSFACE DAMN IT DIPSHIT TITTIES DAMN IT DELICIOUS CAKE CUNTING ASSCRACK MOZILLA FIREFOX BASTARD POMMIE ASSHAT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FAG DIPSHIT CARPET MUNCHER SHIT DOUCHE GOD DAMMIT BIGNOSE ASSFACE DOG SHIT PENIS WANKSPLAT FUCK FUCK OFF SHIT FLYING FUCK JIZZ SHITE SHIT BOOBIES WANK FELCHING PORCH MONKEY ASS TITS & DICKS CLUSTERFUCK WIKIPEDIA BUTT PIRATE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! MAMA MIA COCK BULLSHIT BASTARD NIGGER PENIS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ADMINS ARE GAY SON OF A BITCH FUCKING A JACKASS SHIT MAMA MIA DEVELOPERS! COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FROG'S FAT ASS HENTAI JUMPING JESUS!!! FUCKER CHIGGER BUGFUCK FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT PISSHOLE HOT GRITS MONKEY BALLS PISS UP MY ARSE INCEST BUTT-HOLE RAT'S COCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS RAT'S ASS COON YID CUNT SUCK MY COCK POLACK SHITSLINGING CLUSTERFUCK BASTARD JUSTIN BIEBER BIRD SHIT NIGGER FLAMING ASS BADGER YOGHURT CANNON YOU WANKER RECTUM RAIDER KRAUT SHIT REDSKIN COON POLACK GANGBANG FUCK A DUCK VAGINA TACO PISS FUCK YOU DIPSHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX PENIS POTTYMOUTH SPUNK DAGO ASSFACE SHITHEAD GOBSHITE CRAPMUNCHER FUCKTARD JAP GOATSE CAPTAIN CRUNCH WANK COCKSMOKER DAMN HITLER CRAPMUNCHER JACKASS BENCH PRESS HELL JOHNNY TWO-INCH PENIS GOAT DICK GOD DAMMIT TOSSER JACKASS DOUCHEBAG FAG BUTTFUCKER NECROPHILIA BEAVER VAGINA FUCKFACE BORDER HOPPER CUNT KAFFIR FUCKER BUGGER OFF GRINGO ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CUNTSWILLING SHAKOPEE DUMBASS 30 CASES OF PICKLES GOD DAMN NI CUNT PRICK FENCE JUMPER WANK SHIT TIT SPRINKLES FUCK YOU FUCKER INBRED YOU WANKER MOLDY TITS HOMO WHORE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SCROTUM PEDOPHILIA BALL SACK SHITTY MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! GENITALIA BONG CUNT NIPPLES FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD GO HOME AND DIE WANK HELLFUCKER CHIGGER BATHING SUIT AREA CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN DAMN IT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP HELL TITMOUSE TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK ASS URINE-GARGLING LET'S SHIT FENCE JUMPER SUCK MY COCK ASS FASCIST FROG'S FAT ASS POLESMOKER JENKEM PAKI VENEREAL DISEASE HO ASS DONKEY DICK BITCH ASSCRACK DOUCHE NAZI MILF BUGFUCK BALLS ASSHAT FELCHING JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST MONKEY SHIT PISS FUCK OFF ASS SHITE PORCH MONKEY DOODIE HEAD HEIL HITLER! FUCKSTAIN MASTURBATION CUNNILINGUS SON OF A BITCH JIZZ DICKFACE COMMUNIST DILDO NICARAGUA MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ASSFACE FUCK YOU PISSHOLE CUNT RAT'S ASS CUM PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING A DAMN FUCKTARD ASS CUNT GOD DAMMIT CHICKEN SHIT WIGGER WIENER SON OF A BITCH CUNTRAG FUCKTARD TITS LIMEY BULLSHIT BULLSHIT CUM FUCKER INCEST FROG'S FAT ASS DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKER GOBSHITE OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH WANKER SHITE BITCH TAMPONS MOCCASINS HELL FELCHMONKEY BOOBS FUCKING JUMP! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CHRISTHUMPER ALEX TREBEK FELCHING SHITBALLS FUCK OFF BORDER HOPPER I'LL RAPE YOU CUNTYMINTS DAMN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCKING A DAMN BALLS HITLER GIVING HEAD BUTT PIRATE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DUMBASS BELGIUM CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE MOTHERFUCKER DICK TITS DAMN DICK SPIC HELL PIECE OF SHIT DAMN COCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CUNTSWILLING PIGFUCKER HELL FUCKER TITWANK BRUSH MA TEETH CLIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WALRUS SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MICK FUCK OFF WIENER FLAMING ASS BADGER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKING JUMP! SHITFACE CRAP ON A STICK FUCKHEAD MALARKY FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS D'OH PISS RAT'S COCK INCEST DOG FUCKER LOLCAT SHITHEAD DOUCHE FUCK COCKGOBLIN I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! YUKY DOODY TOWELHEAD KRAUT MOSES DOUCHING BASTARD DAMN IT FUCK YOU GIVING HEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GOBSHITE DOUCHETITS PRICK DUNE COON HO SHITTY DILDO DAMN IT PORCH MONKEY WIENER SHITHEAD Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! and with the CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A and his ARSEBADGERS of girraffes in which BLISTERING BARNACLES while reading about MALARKY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• EPIDIDYMIS