Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without CROTCH comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a KRAUT article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NAZI neurochemical FUCK disorder GOD DAMMIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CC PLZ, sudden FUCKBAG m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements GARBAGE DAY! or D'OH vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NIPPLES in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DOODIE HEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may VENEREAL DISEASE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CHOAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat POWERSHIT DAMN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DAMMIT utterFUCKance of socially MOCCASINS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSFACE television programs to address COON Tourette's syndrome.

POLESMOKER Tourette's is FUCK not to be GOD DAMN confused with PAKI Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CLIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKSTAIN random BASKETBALL disorientation, culturally-BITCH-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BULLSHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local STRAWBERRY ASS language, PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CUNT CRAPPER ROSIE O'DONNELL of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky OSTRICH MY ASS souvenir shoppes and massive CC PLZ quantities FUCKFACE of ANAL DIABETES DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! garbage.

Darnit.

A KIKE Polite Note to the FUCKING BASEBALL Author:

The TESTICLE CHOKE Tourette's POWERSHIT Research Institute was HI, BILLY MAYS HERE founded to [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here].

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MOCKIE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your COON article TIT DIRT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DALAI LAMA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WANK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HADJI Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of JACKASS SHIT Tourrette's sufferers INCEST swear. You can YOU WANKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MASTURBATION TV, for always focusing on the LIKE FATHER LIKE SON bad side of a terrible BONER thing.
The main TACO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JAP involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SEX' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A knee POMMIE NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is HO no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CLEVELAND STEAMER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DAMN IT school for SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BIGNOSE sufferers to become DICKFACE manically depressed and HORSE PENIS commit NEGRO suicide.
There is no JAP cure, and the HELL drugs that are available to, "calm" the YUKY DOODY tics often have adverse COCKSUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TWAT perodol" which caused my entire DYKE body to go WANKER numb and SMEG basically made it NIGGA! worse than HORSE SHIT it is without the GENITALIA drug.

I am an active member of a CHOAD tourette syndrome FLYING RAT'S ASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FLAMING ASS BADGER the MILF public view of Tourettes as a "SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CHIGGER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PISS sorry for SPICY CUNT FUCK "hi-jacking" your KRAUT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SEMEN this that really SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH annoys me. I am working towards a WINDOWS VISTA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MASTURBATION article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JAP, and making fun of a RAT'S ASS horrible disorder is (not) CUNT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your RAT'S ASS time.

Best REDSKIN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CRAPMUNCHER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MINORITIES reply

As MINORITIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MELAMINE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GRASS MUD HORSE Westerners show is not an BELGIUM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of ELECTION degenerate capitalist culture in those SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY countries. When showing PRINCE PHILIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MELAMINE in countries PRINCE PHILIP leadership, those problems does not PANCHEN LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST byproduct of your MONASTERIES capitalist society STUDENT MOVEMENT.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. DAMN Regards to Andrew INBRED Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

The SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? bastard who wrote this article. You can DICKLICK punch him if you CUNTYMINTS want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIV NEGATIVE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this SALISBURY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PAKI saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my PORCH MONKEY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CC PLZ Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE and NAZI playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PECKERHEAD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BAND WITH 4 GOD DAMN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PIG HORSE! CC PLZ IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CC PLZ'S HOUSE

How AUTOFELLATIO to FLYING RAT'S ASS cure BALLS the PENIS ON A BUN Tourette's FUCK NUGGET Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITSLINGING for MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's HELL Syndrome BAT FUCK INSANE is CUNTBUCKET following PISS OFF MY ASS these FLYING RAT'S ASS rules I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! in JACKASS order:

1: Avoid FIST FUCK immature DICK little SCUMBAG kids,
2: Count to BOLLOCKS within WANK 10 FUCKINGseconds,
3: Do not open your REDNECK BASTARD CLEMEN nor PEEPEE talk,
4: Tell ASSHOLE yourself you SPIC don't BITCH have FLYING FUCK this FEMADOM disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNTRAG WITH NASTY JOHNNY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITSLINGING FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CC PLZ last straw RAT'S COCK!

I fucking put FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASSHAT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at KNOBJOCKEY the TOP OF BASTARD THIS FUCKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKFACE offensive. PISS ARTIST. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to JACK OFF people who try POLACK to battle CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT'WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? that tight-ass SEX 17-year-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PUSSYLICKER it now, but someone said BOOBIES' BEAVER BUTT-HOLE'SCROTUM on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING WANK is a laughing HORSE PENIS matter. Plus there RAPE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GO HOME AND DIE Uncyclopedia, there are SUGARTITS articles INBRED about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKER stuff. So TITWANK that means BULLSHIT stop getting mad at the SPANK THE MONKEY first part too and DAMN talking about the JOHN SMILEY FACE letter that it's SPICY CUNT FUCK mocking (what I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST letter? I don't even know what TARTAR SAUCE the heck you're talking about). Adrian POMMIE hi self CRAP even made a really COCK good point. "It's BASTARD nothing more MOZILLA FIREFOX from a head nod to a PISS ARTIST knee tick". BALLS. Which I'll add NI onto JACKASS SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCK suffer that CUNT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PANCHEN LAMA it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DAMN IT be, because if I were a KIKE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JUSTIN BIEBER hilarious. If you D'OH Want facts, go on TWISTY VAGINA Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASS be offended, don't read SEMPRINI the freaking I WILL END YOU! article anyway.

VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DAMN CLUSTERFUCK VAGINA LENS CRAFTERS DIRTY SANCHEZ FAGGOT CRAPPY SHIT

DAMN ASS LICKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA GIVING HEAD PUSSY BASTARD PUSSYLICKER HELLFIRE DOUCHE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DICKHEAD SHIT COON FUCK OFF FLYING FUCK POO POO BLOWJOB JUSTIN BIEBER HADJI BEANER TITS TIT DIRT SLOPE SUCK MY COCK ASSHOLE DONKEY PUNCHER HO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HOSER INCEST BIRD IN THE HOUSE DIPSHIT DOG SHIT DOT HEAD ASS DICK CHICKEN HELL FEMADOM SHITPISSER WANKSPLAT BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE FEWMETS DYKE EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITE BAD MOTHERFUCKER BOLLOCKS FUCK A DUCK ASSWIPE TITS & DICKS DAMMIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS NAZI BALL SACK RAT'S COCK EXTRA LONG PENIS MONKEY SHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BELGIUM PEARL NECKLACE FUCKSTAIN JACKASS PISS DAMN FUCK OSTRICH MY ASS GREASER CHIGGER SHIT PISS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKFACE CHOAD KISSER ASSHAT PENIS DAGO ASSWIPE HELL DICKHEAD WANK FUCKER FAG MASTURBATION RAT'S ASS SHITBALLS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ARSE SLOPE ASSFACE CROTCH DAGO FUCKFACE PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! DIPSHIT CLEMEN HATE HATE HAT suck my mothers pen0r TWO-INCH PENIS AUTOFELLATIO PEARL NECKLACE SHITE FAGGOT HOMO FUCKTARD FENCE JUMPER EXTRA LONG PENIS BOOBS SOD OFF ASSHOLE CUNT CRAPPER SHITE PEEPEE PISSHOLE DOUCHE NAZI MAMA MIA HOMO I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND FUCKHEAD SHIT CUNT CRAP ON A STICK FLAMING ASS BADGER MONKEY BALLS CHIGGER FUCKER DIPSHIT FAG HOT GRITS ASSWIPE PISS OFF FOREIGN CURRENCY YOU WANKER SOD BONER SMEG PUSSY RAT'S ASS CRAPPY D'OH DAMN SHITE FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER TRANNY JERK OFF CARPET MUNCHER CUNT CUNT WIGGER ANUSCAKE JOHN ELWAY ASSRAPING WOODPECKERSHIT CUNTRAG DICKFACE SHIT JACK OFF GIVING HEAD JAP COCK BULLSHIT ASS ASS CRAP ON A STICK HELL WOODPECKERSHIT TITS & DICKS JACKASS AY-AY-AY GREASER POLAK 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 SOD OFF SHITTY PORCH MONKEY BATMAN & ROBIN SHIT ASS GOD DAMN FLYING FUCK WIKIPEDIA ANUSCAKE SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK CRAP FUCKING DICKFACE JACKASS JACKASS SHIT POOPY HELLFIRE JESSE McCARTNEY SAGGY TITS GOAT DICK RUSTY TROMBONE TITTIES HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS RECTUM RAIDER REDNECK CRAPFUCKER FUCK YOU HELL FUCKING DIRTY SANCHEZ BORDER HOPPER FUCKFUCKFUCK PISS ARTIST WALRUS SHIT BITCH DIPSHIT NIGGER FUCKHEAD MORGAN TSVANGIRAI GENITALIA SEX TITS TWAT ASSHOLE SHIT HELL CHIGGER CLIT FUCK OFF FUCKWIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CUNT BIRD IN THE HOUSE CUNT FUCK PENIS ASS PISS OFF SUCK MY DICK QUEEF SEMPRINI FLYING FUCK SHIT BELLEND PEARL NECKLACE FEMADOM DAMN UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY PRICK BITCH BITCH NEGRO TITS ABO ASSHOLE FENCE JUMPER BONER SHITTY WANK SHITFUCKER NIPPLES CRAPPY DICKHEAD CUNT GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK ANAL BOOBS VENEREAL DISEASE TUBA LENS CRAFTERS MOTHERFUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ ASS LICKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BULLSHIT TITWANK BONER [EXPLETIVE] JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHITTY JOHNNY GENITALIA RUSTY TROMBONE SEMEN WANK CROTCH FELLATIO HELL CUNT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT DYKE BLUE PENIS! FUCKWIT CUNNILINGUS RAPE STEVE BALLMER TACO SHIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DIPSHIT BUTTFUCKER SCUMBAG DAMN IT NIGGER TITTIES MACACA SHITFACE SACRED FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ASSWIPE CHIGGER RAPE EMO FASHION BUG JERRY I AM CORNHOLIO! ORGASM DILDO BULLSHIT FUCK A DUCK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON YOU WANKER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA WANKER GRIS SUCK MY DICK NEOPETS WALRUS SHIT FUCKSTAIN D'OH YOU WANKER DIPSHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BUTTFUCKER DOUCHING GRINGO CHOAD KAFFIR FLYING FUCK ASSRAPING MARY WHITEHOUSE CUM ASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MACACA BUTTFUCKER CROTCH NICARAGUA POOPY I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKHEAD DAMN GOBSHITE TAFFY FUCKFACE ASSFACE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CUNT CRAPPER CHICKEN FRIES GOD DAMN HOMO INCEST BONG COCKSHITTER BAT FUCK INSANE CUNTSWILLING FRAK FUCKSTAIN RUSKIE ASSHAT DILDO FUCKING GREASER STEVE BALLMER CUNTBUCKET BITCH HELL DILDO CLUSTERFUCK 30 CASES OF PICKLES ELECTION CROTCH DUMBASS ASSHAT ASSHAT SEMEN YOU WANKER COCKGOBLIN MASTURBATION ANUSCAKE FUCKFACE CUNT ASSFACE DOG SHIT FUCKSTAIN FROG FAG FUCKWIT DICKHEAD FELCHING CHOAD KISSER SEMEN PISS ARTIST SUCK MY COCK DIRTY SANCHEZ MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PISS SHITFUCKER SHITE DICKFACE CAMEL JOCKEY COCK JAP FEWMETS TITTIES PORTUGAL YOU WANKER BASTARD PISS ARTIST WHITE RIGHTS SCUMBUCKET FLYING FUCK MOCCASINS BOON SON OF A BITCH RAT'S ASS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DICK CHICKEN MOTHERFUCKER SEX NEGRO COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CRAP ON A STICK CONDOMS DICKHEAD SHITFACE TITTIES DIPSHIT DAMN ARSEBADGERS ASS FASCIST FUCKER SOD KIDDY FIDDLER CAPTAIN CRUNCH RUSKIE KRAUT BUGGER OFF TWAT CUNT MAMA MIA DAMN JERRY TAFFY YUKY DOODY YOU WANKER NEOPETS PRICK MOLDY TITS BASTARD ANAL DIABETES MONKEY SHIT POOPY SCROTUM RUSTY TROMBONE NIGGER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CUNT CRAPPER FUCK HELL VAGINA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BELLEND AUTOFELLATIO PISS ARTIST CLEMEN NIGGER DIPSHIT CONDOMS ART METAL PRODUCTS ANUSCAKE ASS GOD DAMN DOG SHIT HELLFIRE GANGBANG WALRUS SHIT LET'S SHIT CUNT BEANER DOUCHE NAZI SHIT FAGGOT REDNECK DIPSHIT CUNNILINGUS DAMN PISS UP MY ARSE DICKFACE FAG THERE IS A CABAL SAGGY TITS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON GOD DAMMIT SHITBALLS VAGINA SHITTY DUMBASS SHITE MARCH OF FLAMES JAP DYKE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SPUNK CHIGGER FLYING FUCK BIRD SHIT BUGGER OFF TWAT FROG PUSSY FUCKER FUCK BUTTFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS WALRUS SHIT MASTURBATION GOD DAMMIT PENISBIRD NEOPETS FUCK A DUCK FELCHING SAND NIGGER ABO CLEMEN DICKLICK FELCHING WANK SHITE SHITCOCK PIG FUCK MAMA MIA FUCKHEAD DONKEY DICK BASTARD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DICK CHICKEN DAMN SHIT CLUSTERFUCK DAMMIT SCUMBAG FUCKSTAIN KAFFIR DIPSHIT FASHION BUG ASSHOLE BUTTFUCKER INBRED DICK DICK IN A BOX GOD DAMN BITCH WOODPECKERSHIT DICKHEAD BUTTFUCKER GRIS BITCH BASTARD SHITFUCKER ARSE SHIT BITCH BLUMPKIN GO COUNT YOUR DICK BAT FUCK INSANE MOTHERFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO POOPOO CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE GENITALIA RAPE SOD OFF FUCKING ASS BALL SACK DUMBASS CLEVELAND STEAMER BLOWJOB VAGINA WANK FUCK SNUFF PORN BITCH WANK PISS ARTIST MARGARET THATCHER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS TITS & DICKS DOUCHE BELGIUM BITCH GYPSY DICKHEAD POMMIE NIGGER RUSKIE FRITZ ORGASM SHITCUNTING COON SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKING DYKE FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS INBRED DAGO HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CLUSTERFUCK FUCKFACE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BALL SACK FELLATIO TITS ANAL BOOBS SUGARTITS BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUDGEPACKER GOD DAMN DOUCHETITS [expletive deleted] TIMBER NIGGER HELL FELLATIO JOHN SMILEY FACE DIPSHIT HADJI FAGGOT BUGFUCK DILDO YOU WANKER TIT SPRINKLES HEIL HITLER! YID BELLEND TACO MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CROTCH PENIS POOPY INBRED COCK REDSKIN MONKEY SHIT FUCKER BUKKAKE FUCKING BOON DICKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS POMMIE DICKHEAD BOOBIES GREASER SON OF A BITCH TITTIES FUCKING FUCK OFF INBRED FUCKHEAD BITCH JENKEM PUSSY CHICKEN SHIT PIG CUNT GOD DAMMIT HELL ASSHOLE POMMIE BITCH GRINGO DOUCHE ASSHAT AUTOFELLATIO BULLSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS FELLATIO FUCK YOU FUCKHEAD BIRD SHIT DIPSHIT JIGGABOO INJUN RAT'S COCK TAFFY FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PAKI AUTOFELLATIO NORTH KOREA BELLEND NEGRO ORGASM SHITFACE SUGARTITS I RAPE WALRUSES! CHOAD KISSER ORGASM BASTARD SHITHEAD BASTARD DAGO FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HOSER 30 CASES OF PICKLES PISS CUNT HOSER FUCKFACE FLYING FUCK FUCKTARD JACK ABRAMOFF ASS FUCKSTAIN COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BEANER SHIT POMMIE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ARSE LET'S SHIT MOLDY TITS DUMBASS SHITFACE NIGNOG BANGKOK COCKSMOKER PEARL NECKLACE INJUN AUTOFELLATIO MASTURBATION BIGNOSE SHITPISSER CLEMEN SAND NIGGER CUNTBUCKET POISON IN TOOTHPASTE RUSTY TROMBONE SHITHEAD ASSRAPING GOD DAMMIT DAMMIT [expletive deleted] SHIT GRIS YID FENCE JUMPER FUCK OFF DICKFACE 30 CASES OF PICKLES HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DICKHEAD WIENER ASSHOLE ASSHAT RUSTY TROMBONE CHUFF BASTARD FUCKHEAD SCROTUM GOBSHITE ASSBANDIT RAT'S COCK CUNT BUKKAKE TITWANK WOP WANKSPLAT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM HOMO BONER HELL SCUMBAG SEMEN BEANER BOOBIES ASSWIPE SWIMMING POOL FUCK PUNANI WANK CHOAD KISSER BONG MARGARET THATCHER REDNECK BITCH HORSE SHIT FRAK DAMN DICKFACE BEANER MOLDY TITS GOD DAMMIT SHIT GO HOME AND DIE FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! WILLY WONKA WIENER SECOND BALLS YID CUNT FUCKING FAG SCRATCH! GROUNDER! WANK BALLS ASS ASS GOATSE JACK OFF FUCKING A DAMN IT CLIT ASSWIPE SON OF A BITCH BUGFUCK DAMN CRACKER FUCK YOU SHITE RAGHEAD HELL WIENER BITCH CHICKEN SHIT AUTOFELLATIO FUCKWIT ASSHAT SHITSLIDE FIRECROTCH DAMN IT FELCHMONKEY BAT FUCK INSANE DILDO MILF MOCKIE MOCCASINS BUTT-HOLE KIKE SPUNK AUTOFELLATIO DAMN IT FUCKSTAIN WANKSPLAT CHICKEN SHIT SAGGY TITS WANKSPLAT CLIT PIG TRANNY GOD DAMMIT FUCKHEAD BUTT PIRATE SHIT FUCKHEAD PEDOPHILIA SPIC KIDDY FIDDLER JACKASS CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING EMO JUSTIN BIEBER CUNT CLUSTERFUCK GYPSY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS INCEST GOAT DICK FUCK MASTURBATION MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BASTARD I RAPE WALRUSES! SPRINKLES RAPE BITCH DAMN IT 30 CASES OF PICKLES DOUCHE NAZI CUNTRAG PENIS NIGGER KIKE BEAVER BUTTFUCKER ASS MOTHERFUCKER CHINK SLOPE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BULLSHIT PISSHOLE FUCK BUTTFUCKER DICKFACE SHITHEAD ASSFACE CUNT DUNE COON SON OF A BITCH FUCKING A TESTICLE CHOKE POLAK BOLLOCKS JERRY CRAPPY WHORE SHITTY JUNGLE BUNNY WOODPECKERSHIT DOODIE HEAD WIENER GARBAGE DAY! GIVING HEAD BULLSHIT FUCKING A IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink LIMEY BATHING SUIT AREA RHODESIA FELLATIO PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKHEAD AAAAAAAAA! ARSEBADGERS COCKSUCKER DOUCHE JERK OFF SHITE [expletive deleted] DAMN SHITE SHITCUNTING ALF D'OH FUCKWIT JACKASS SHIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE CROTCH DAMN WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DOUCHETITS DUMBASS DICKWAD FUCKING MAMA MIA MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CAMEL JOCKEY VILLAGE DUMP TITTYWANK SHITSLINGING SHAKOPEE TWAT TITWANK BUGFUCK QUEEF FUCKWIT FELCHING DOUCHING NIPPLES GIVING HEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GOBSHITE FUCK YOU BITCH POTTYMOUTH SHITHEAD CLIT NAZI BALLS FUCK YOU DICKFACE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DICK TITS SON OF A BITCH BATMAN & ROBIN DOG SHIT SHIT CUNT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP WHORE FUCK ASSBANDIT CHICKEN SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX COCK DIPSHIT HELL GARBAGE DAY! SHITTY GOBSHITE SOD OFF BEAVER ASS DOT HEAD INBRED FUCKSTAIN SCUMBAG DAMN IT AUTOFELLATIO Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

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SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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This article is FLYING FUCK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its HOSER subject. If you do not find it funny ARSE, it is probably because you are an INBRED BULLSHIT ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. WANK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a DARTH VADER joke loses its humour MONKEY SHIT when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so POMMIE ignorant, then you wouldn't have NECROPHILIA needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! PEDOPHILIA HEIL HITLER! SHIT HELL DAMN!!!!!I <3 COCK

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