Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BUGGER OFF'DIPSHIT'CAMEL JOCKEY'SCUMBAG'RAGHEAD'FUCKSTAIN'STEVE BALLMER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT look at the WEHATEMARIO talk page of this PAKI article for notes or discussion before IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKHEAD neurochemical FUCK disorder PISS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITCOCK, sudden POTTYMOUTH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements NIPPLES or FIST FUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GRIS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BITCH include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BLUMPKIN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA NIPPLES words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKING POLACK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FRAK utterFUCKance of socially BUNG-HOLE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first RAT'S ASS television programs to address [expletive deleted] Tourette's syndrome.

I'LL RAPE YOU Tourette's is SPIC not to be YOU WANKER confused with SHITE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BEAVER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TAMPONS random DIPSHIT disorientation, culturally-CUNT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PEDOPHILIA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PICKANINNY language, FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITE SHITTY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JAP souvenir shoppes and massive DAMMIT quantities FLYING FUCK of ANAL DIABETES WHORE garbage.

Darnit.

A ANAL Polite Note to the SHITBALLS Author:

The COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK Tourette's FLAMING ASS BADGER Research Institute was FUCKING FUCKFUCKER founded to AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DAMN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! article CLEMEN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NIGGER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKHEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HEIL HITLER!.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SEMEN Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of MOZILLA FIREFOX Tourrette's sufferers JOHN ELWAY swear. You can CHENEY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNNILINGUS TV, for always focusing on the ASS bad side of a terrible CLEVELAND STEAMER thing.
• The main COLGATE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are INBRED involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BONG' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ORGASM knee BULLSHIT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is HORSE SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CHIGGER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKSTAIN school for ASSFACE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TIT SPRINKLES sufferers to become SHITHEAD manically depressed and COCK commit SON OF A BITCH suicide.
• There is no JOHN SMILEY FACE cure, and the SHITTING DICK NIPPLES drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK YOU tics often have adverse HELL side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSFACE perodol" which caused my entire TAMPONS body to go PRICK numb and POLACK basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUNT it is without the SLOPE drug.

I am an active member of a FROG'S FAT ASS tourette syndrome DONKEY PUNCHER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI the COCKSTUFFER public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FAGGOT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BUTTFUCKER sorry for FUCK OFF "hi-jacking" your CLUSTERFUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DILDO this that really DAGO annoys me. I am working towards a SHITCOCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BUGFUCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BIRD SHIT, and making fun of a pen0r horrible disorder is (not) BASTARD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DICK time.

Best TITTIES regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HELL” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONGOLIANS reply

As MONASTERIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN BABY FORMULA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Westerners show is not an DALAI LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of HUMAN RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those COMMUNISM IS STUPID countries. When showing STUDENT MOVEMENT right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust OPINION in countries AMERICA'S GREAT! leadership, those problems does not BUDDHIST MONK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST byproduct of your DISSIDENTS capitalist society TIBETAN BUDDHISM.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. FUCKER Regards to Andrew SHITE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The CROTCH bastard who wrote this article. You can NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! punch him if you CLEMEN want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DOM DeLUISE saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my GENITALIA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHITCOCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are JACKASS and ASS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TOSSER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DICKHEAD BAND WITH 4 SHITTY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A POMMIE HORSE! SHITCOCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITCOCK'S HOUSE

How GRINGO to ARSE cure HOSER the ASS Tourette's RUSKIE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FEMADOM for DICKHEAD Tourette's ASS Syndrome ORGASM is NECROPHILIA following DEVELOPERS! these MOTHERFUCKER rules REBECCA BLACK in SHITTY order:

• 1: Avoid CHIGGER immature BASTARD little SEMEN kids,
• 2: Count to DIPSHIT within WANK 10 RAT'S COCKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your JOHN SMILEY FACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FROG'S FAT ASS nor FUCK talk,
• 4: Tell PISS ARTIST yourself you DAMN don't CUNT have SHITFACE this FELCHING disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK REBECCA BLACK WITH NASTY FUCKFACE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TURD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHITCOCK last straw KIKE!

I fucking put BUKKAKE' my comment at the TOP OF THE PUSSY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WANKSPLAT the TOP OF BITCH THIS CUNT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SOD OFF offensive. SON OF A BITCH. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FRIG people who try ASSHOLE to battle ASS'FEMADOM that tight-ass SHITHEAD 17-year-KAFFIR—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCK it now, but someone said I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL' DICKHEAD COCK'WIKIPEDIA on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! is a laughing suck my mothers matter. Plus there ASSFACE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITE Uncyclopedia, there are NECROPHILIA articles MASTURBATION about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FROG'S FAT ASS stuff. So FIRECROTCH that means SHIT stop getting mad at the D'OH first part too and FRED PHELPS talking about the FUCK OFF letter that it's GIVING HEAD mocking (what FIST FUCK letter? I don't even know what DUMBASS the heck you're talking about). Adrian JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS hi self CLUSTERFUCK even made a really ANUSCAKE good point. "It's BLUE PENIS! nothing more REDSKIN from a head nod to a CHOAD knee tick". BITCH. Which I'll add 666 onto WANK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DICKWAD suffer that POLAK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CUNNILINGUS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to RAT'S ASS be, because if I were a SHITE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JACK OFF hilarious. If you DAMN Want facts, go on JUSTIN BIEBER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HORSE SHIT be offended, don't read HELLFIRE the freaking BONER article anyway.

QUEEF DAMN IT MONKEY SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY D'OH CHOAD DILDO FUCK YOU BUGGER OFF HONKY

MASTURBATION DICK CHICKEN FUCK YOU HELL BANGKOK WANK ROSIE O'DONNELL CLUSTERFUCK CUNNILINGUS SHITCOCK WIENER BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FROG'S FAT ASS NIPPLES CUNTRAG WOODPECKERSHIT BRITNEY SHIT CUNTRAG DOUCHEBAG TONY LA RUSSA FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE BATHING SUIT AREA FROG'S FAT ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JOHNNY CUNT SAND NIGGER CHOLERA IS FUN! JAP GENITALIA FEWMETS FUCKING PENIS ON A STICK FELLATIO BITCH JOHNNY ASS YOUR MOM FUCKSTAIN SECOND BALLS SHITPISSER HELL CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DAMN YUKY DOODY BITCH WANKSPLAT GRASS MUD HORSE POLAK HOSER GOBSHITE DIPSHIT VAGINA DONKEY DICK FLYING RAT'S ASS SEMEN DICKHEAD SHITTY FUCKSTAIN ASS DAMN JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SCUMBUCKET SHITCUNTING RUSTY TROMBONE DONALD RUMSFELD WANK DICK FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING GOOK SAND NIGGER SCUMBAG JACKASS SHIT CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST TITS MOLDY TITS JIZZ CARPET MUNCHER POMMIE SAGGY TITS ARSE PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKHEAD GENITALIA GRIS BALLS FUCK SEX DAMN EUROIPODS BALLS RAGHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS PISS OFF RAT'S ASS NIGGER BALLS TITWANK BITCH BALL SACK PIG HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DONKEY PUNCHER ASS PENIS ON A BUN VAGINA FELCHMONKEY I WILL END YOU! 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DICK TITS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA YOUR MOM DUMBASS AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMMIT TITTIES ASS MOCCASINS HELL BUTTFUCKER TITS & DICKS CHIGGER BUGGER OFF DOT HEAD FUCKING A PISS OFF MY ASS PISS OFF RAPE WIENER BULLSHIT THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DIPSHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SECOND BALLS GENITALIA FRAK DELICIOUS CAKE WINDOWS VISTA TURD PEARL NECKLACE FRITZ NECROPHILIA MAMA MIA FLYING FUCK ASSWIPE YOU WANKER PISSHOLE COCKGOBLIN PISS DAMN SPANK THE MONKEY RANDY TRAVIS DONKEY PUNCHER I AM CORNHOLIO! HORSE SHIT FUCKHEAD PENIS AMERICA ONLINE INBRED SEX FUCKSTAIN PIGFUCKER COCKSHITTER FUCKSTAIN POMMIE DAMN CRAP COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PENIS ON A STICK SMEG ASS GOD DAMMIT I'LL RAPE YOU ASS SHITFUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CHENEY DICKHEAD FUCK YOU O KURWA! PISS OFF HAIL SATAN! LAKE TITICACA MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNTYMINTS SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK YOU BUKKAKE FUCKING A VENEREAL DISEASE WANK FUCKSTAIN PUSSY CUNT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DAMN SHITSLINGING FUCK OFF BITCH KIKE BULLSHIT BIRD SHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES GOD DAMN WOP TIMBER NIGGER MALARKY FRITZ I RAPE WALRUSES! CHIGGER ABO CHUFF ASSFACE DUMBASS DOG FUCKER RICK MORANIS FUCK FUCKSTAIN CHICKEN SHIT FUCK DICKHEAD CHICKEN FRIES DAMN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BORDER HOPPER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITFUCKER PISS OFF CUNT BULLSHIT FRED PHELPS FUCKSTAIN CUNT TURD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 REDNECK SPUNK GOD DAMN INBRED BITCH [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] RAT'S ASS I WILL END YOU! SHIT LIKE A HORSE WIENER FUCK DAMNATION SAND NIGGER DICK TITS STRAWBERRY ASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHIT GOBSHITE BITCH BEANER BASEBALL CHUFF WOODPECKERSHIT POOPOO SPUNK GO COUNT YOUR DICK PAKI WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CONDOMS PORCH MONKEY TESTICLE CHOKE CUNT RAT'S COCK GIVING HEAD BITCH COCK BLUMPKIN DAMMIT FEWMETS SHITFUCKER ASSHOLE HEIL HITLER! ARSE TWAT FUCKSTAIN COCKSUCKER SHIT MALARKY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PISSHOLE TITS TACO ASSCRACK CUNT suck my mothers FUCKBAG COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PENIS BALL SACK BITCH FUCKSTAIN FAGGOT CUM BEANER DOT HEAD ARFENHOUSE FUCKTARD RECTUM RAIDER BOLLOCKS HELLFIRE CUNT REDNECK FRIG BAD MOTHERFUCKER NAZI SHIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CHICKEN FRIES WETBACK GO COUNT YOUR DICK TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! JOHNNY DAMN PISS OFF MY ASS MAMA MIA DICK TITS SHITE JACKASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKING A SOD GOD DAMN INBRED DAMNATION BITCH ORGASM FUCK YOU TITTIES SHIT FUCKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! COCKSUCKER FUCKFACE WANK BASTARD TITMOUSE ASS CROTCH CUNT BALLS PIECE OF SHIT OSTRICH MY ASS FELCHMONKEY WINDOWS VISTA SAMUEL L. JACKSON THONG TASTER DIPSHIT WANK WALRUS SHIT FUCKING JUMP! HOT GRITS BATHING SUIT AREA DAMN ASSCRACK DONKEY DICK SHUT UP, MEG! BUTT PIRATE PUSSY PRICK PRICK SHITHEAD BIGNOSE CUNT BIRD SHIT FRED PHELPS PISS UP MY ARSE VOTE TOTAL FAGGOT FELCHING FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD JUSTIN BIEBER CHIGGER WANKSPLAT GOD DAMMIT NEOPETS MONKEY BALLS FUDGEPACKER RAPE NIGGER DOUCHE TAMPONS GOD DAMMIT ASS JACKASS DAMMIT SHITE NEGRO DOUCHING EMO COCKSTUFFER PRICK FLYING FUCK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BANGKOK I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFACE SHITSLINGING PEARL NECKLACE CRAP ON A STICK BASTARD GOD DAMN BOOBIES CHAV BELGIUM KNOBJOCKEY SHITFACE ROSIE O'DONNELL FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS BENCH PRESS HELL PEARL NECKLACE GRIS ANAL SAMUEL L. JACKSON MONKEY SHIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ARSE SHITE SAGGY TITS FUCKER ASSWIPE FLYING RAT'S ASS CHENEY CUNT MICK DYKE LOLCAT ARSE EMO CUNNILINGUS I'LL RAPE YOU BEAVER ABO CARPET MUNCHER TITS SHITHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DICKFACE P'KANG EAT MY SHIT! I WILL END YOU! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITFUCKER STEVE BALLMER NECROPHILIA DAMN DYKE PISS ARTIST HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SCROTUM DUMBASS BITCH ASSCRACK DICKHEAD CUNT CHINK HELL I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHIT LIKE A HORSE DOG SHIT SCUMBAG FUCKER BITCH INCEST FUCKHEAD FAG SHUT UP, MEG! SHIT BELGIUM NIGGER FUCK JACKASS SHIT CAMEL FUCKER BUGGER DICK STEVE BALLMER INCEST CLEMEN DAMN KIKE TWAT SPICY CUNT FUCK SEMEN FUCKSTAIN CUNT WANK FUCKTARD TITS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BLOWJOB MALARKY GOD DAMN PUSSY NORTH KOREA FUCKING BASEBALL CAMEL JOCKEY COCK FUCKER BALLS DICK CHICKEN FAGGOT GIVING HEAD BEANER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH RAPE TWAT DICKFACE ROSIE O'DONNELL DAMN TITS & DICKS SHITTY JAP FUCKHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMMIT SHIT PIECE OF SHIT BONER INCEST MOTHERFUCKER WANK NIGGER BAT FUCK INSANE ASS PIECE OF SHIT BALL SACK DAMN IT CHICKEN SHIT PIGFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHE STEVE BALLMER SHITSLINGING BASTARD BASTARD BUGGER FUCK DARTH VADER CHICKEN SHIT BEAVER HADJI NAZI DAMN IT CRAPPY POLACK CHENEY DONGSHOVER FUCKFACE JOHNNY GOD DAMMIT DICKHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS CLUSTERFUCK TONY LA RUSSA TURD ALEX TREBEK LAKE TITICACA MARY WHITEHOUSE BUKKAKE AUTOFELLATIO MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BONER [Insert silly non-swear here] DICKLICK INJUN FUCK YOU GOBSHITE REDNECK BOOBIES SEMPRINI INJUN YOUR MOM HEIL HITLER! BAD MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU! ASSBANDIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SUGARTITS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SACRAMENTO FELLATIO JUNGLE BUNNY DICKHEAD YOU WANKER GOD DAMN BUTT PIRATE TWAT DEVELOPERS! TURD CLUSTERFUCK ASS LICKER FUCKTARD BUTTFUCKER BEANER THONG TASTER I'LL RAPE YOU ASSCRACK GIVING HEAD CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS HORSE SHIT I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS CHOAD DAMMIT JACKASS SHIT BRITNEY HORSE SHIT FEMADOM FUCKING FUCK BITCH SPANK THE MONKEY DAMN DELICIOUS CAKE JIZZ FUCKHEAD SEX TENTACLE RAPE SHITBALLS BATHING SUIT AREA PISS ARTIST SHITFUCKER CONDOMS JENKEM FUCKFACE GOD DAMN DOG SHIT SHIT GOD DAMMIT CROTCH LIMEY COCKSMOKER CARPET MUNCHER BASTARD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! NIGGER TIT SPRINKLES TOSSER SHITSLINGING NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CUNT BLUMPKIN HOLY DUMB FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER JACKASS SHIT CUNTBUCKET 666 FRIG SHITE P'KANG EAT MY SHIT! CHINK HELLFIRE RUSTY TROMBONE FELCHING TWO-INCH PENIS DONKEY DICK MICK CUNT SUCK MY DICK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PEEPEE FAG ARSE CHING CHONG CHINK COON SHIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS ASS SHITHEAD TACO PEARL NECKLACE COCKSMOKER INBRED SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS LET'S SHIT GOD DAMN FUCKHEAD WANK ASS LICKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DICK MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSHOLE COCK ARSE FUCK OFF JESSE McCARTNEY CROTCH BULLSHIT COCK ROSIE O'DONNELL POO POO BLOWJOB CUNT SOD SHITTY PEDOPHILIA BEANER DAMN IT BAD MOTHERFUCKER NAZI SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PISS ARTIST MILF JAP SAND NIGGER SHIT SHIT SPIC WOMEN'S RIGHTS FRENCH TICKLER HO ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKER CONAN O'BRIAN ASSHAT ORGASM AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SPUNK GOD DAMMIT DUMBASS BASTARD SUGARTITS TITTIES ORGASM SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GRAPE PENIS CUNT FUCKING GOD DAMMIT PEARL NECKLACE SOD DICK IN A BOX BITCH FUCK YOU FELLATIO VAGINA CUNT CRAPPER COCKSUCKER FUCKING GOD DAMMIT SMEG FELCHING BITCH BITCH LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ARSEBADGERS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TRANNY FLYING RAT'S ASS GOAT DICK BENCH PRESS FUCKSTAIN DAMN SEX FUCKWIT INJUN COCK SHIT JACKASS TWAT RANDY TRAVIS CHINK BITCH COCK FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT SHITFACE BUTTFUCKER ASSHAT YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS ASSCRACK BULLSHIT HELL PENIS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BAT FUCK INSANE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SCUMBAG HELL CLEVELAND STEAMER DICKFACE CUNTRAG NIGGER TITS ASSCRACK FUCKWIT CHICKEN SHIT WANKSPLAT DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKER PEDOPHILIA BEANER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BUGGER OFF GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ASSCRACK BAD MOTHERFUCKER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ASSHOLE SOD OFF FUCKING DIRTY SANCHEZ DICKFACE INJUN FUCK OFF SAND NIGGER NAZI SCROTUM CUNT NEGRO LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT ANAL SCROTUM CROTCH GOD DAMMIT SHITE BONER FUCKWIT PRICK JACKASS HORSE SHIT COCK FUCKHEAD BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHITE SHIT FENCE JUMPER FUCKSTAIN HELL O CANADA AUTOFELLATIO CHUFF FUCK YOU YOU WANKER YOUR MOM FIST FUCK TIT SPRINKLES FLYING FUCK PUNANI FELLATIO GOBSHITE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK PISS JIGGABOO VAGINA DALAI LAMA RAT'S ASS JENKEM FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKER CUNTRAG CUNNILINGUS CAPTAIN CRUNCH JIZZ PORCH MONKEY JENKEM ICE CREAM HORSE SHIT BULLSHIT NEOPETS COCKSHITTER SHIT JOHNNY BENCH PRESS COON ASSCRACK HELL BASTARD TITMOUSE CRAPMUNCHER TESTICLE CHOKE ASSHAT MONKEY'S UNCLE SHITCOCK GRINGO WETBACK DAMN FRENCH TICKLER SHITPISSER SHITE [expletive deleted] JACKASS JOHNNY CHAV SHITE CLEMEN COCKSUCKER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSRAPING SACRAMENTO RAT'S ASS TWAT DAMN FUCKING LIMEY CUNNILINGUS SHITFUCKER TITTIES JOHNNY PEARL NECKLACE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAGO NAZI DARTH VADER TAMPON IN MY ASS DAMN IT DIPSHIT TRANNY FUCKBAG FENCE JUMPER MILF SHIT NIPPLES TIT SPRINKLES ABO COCK BUGFUCK ASS JACKASS ASSRAPING BLUMPKIN HADJI BITCH NIPPLES JUNGLE BUNNY RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PISSHOLE MALARKY ASS HELL PENISBIRD BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DICKHEAD ASS BOOBIES JUNGLE BUNNY HELL SNUFF PORN BALLS HENTAI FUCKHEAD ALEX TREBEK FUCKWIT SHITFACE LENS CRAFTERS ASSRAPING SEX DONKEY DICK FASHION BUG TACO REDEEMING VALUE CUM HORSE SHIT HELL ASSHAT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FRAK JACKASS SHIT CHINK BUTT PIRATE BUTT PIRATE THONG TASTER CUNT BITCH O CANADA DICKHEAD 666 FUCKHEAD COON SHITFACE FUCK BUTTFUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SCUMBUCKET FUCK DIPSHIT NIGGER SHIT WILLY WONKA FRAK I WILL END YOU! PUSSY SCUMBAG GOATSE FUCK PENIS ON A STICK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NICARAGUA COCK FAGGOT DICK TITS BULLSHIT JIZZ DOUCHING TWISTY VAGINA ASSWIPE COCK suck my mothers CUNTRAG HELL TWAT COCKSHITTER JAP WANK CUNTRAG FUCKING DAMMIT FUCK NUGGET INBRED SHITSKIN INBRED SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PISS CONAN O'BRIAN FOUR-EYES Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PORCUPINE'S BALLS and with the DOG SHIT and his URINE-GARGLING of girraffes in which NORTH KOREA while reading about RUSKIE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CLUSTERFUCK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FELLATIO