Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CUNT'ASSWIPE'PORCH MONKEY'CHUFF'FOUR-EYES'GOOK'PISS OFF Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT look at the SHITE talk page of this NIGGER TITS article for notes or discussion before CAMEL JOCKEY editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DICK neurochemical FUCK disorder POWERSHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SPICY CUNT FUCK, sudden BUGGER OFF m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements D'OH or TOWELHEAD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSCRACK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BITCH way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may HOMO include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken WIENER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WINDOWS VISTA words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CONDOMS TRANNY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BITCH utterFUCKance of socially CLEVELAND STEAMER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first POOPY television programs to address CRAPFUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKTARD Tourette's is SHITBALLS not to be DICKFACE confused with WIGGER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKFACE random SCUMBAG disorientation, culturally-SHUT UP, MEG!-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BITCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TITWANK language, FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BUGGER ASSHOLE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CHICKEN SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive MOCKIE quantities BUKKAKE of ANAL DIABETES FAG garbage.

Darnit.

A MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS Polite Note to the BRITNEY Author:

The DIPSHIT Tourette's FENCE JUMPER Research Institute was COON founded to FLAMING ASS BADGER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MOTHERFUCKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASS article GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GOD DAMMIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or YOUR MOM changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASSWIPE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SPANK THE MONKEY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CUNNILINGUS Tourrette's sufferers BUTT-HEAD swear. You can BOLLOCKS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHIT TV, for always focusing on the LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS bad side of a terrible WILLY WONKA thing.
• The main GOBSHITE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are RAT'S COCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BUGGER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small REDNECK knee JIZZ NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is GO COUNT YOUR DICK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PAKI cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKING JUMP! school for FROG'S FAT ASS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BOOBIES sufferers to become BOLLOCKS manically depressed and DIPSHIT commit FUCK OFF suicide.
• There is no DICKHEAD cure, and the HELL drugs that are available to, "calm" the DOUCHE tics often have adverse TWO-INCH PENIS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT perodol" which caused my entire AUTOFELLATIO body to go COON numb and JACKASS SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than BALLS it is without the ASSCRACK drug.

I am an active member of a ASSHAT tourette syndrome JERK OFF association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MOZILLA FIREFOX the HOLY DUMB FUCK public view of Tourettes as a "SHITPISSER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is YOU WANKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BULLSHIT sorry for JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST "hi-jacking" your SHITFACE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES this that really BUTT PIRATE annoys me. I am working towards a HELL better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FRITZ article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JACKASS, and making fun of a INCEST horrible disorder is (not) PUNANI funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKWIT time.

Best HEIL HITLER! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WANKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT MOVEMENT reply

As OPINION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHRISTIANITY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an RIGHT WING effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of VOTE degenerate capitalist culture in those OPINION countries. When showing POISON IN TOOTHPASTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHTS in countries POISON IN TOOTHPASTE leadership, those problems does not PANCHEN LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBET byproduct of your RIVER CRABS SUCK capitalist society HUMAN RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “TAIWAN” Wen

P.S. BOOBS Regards to Andrew VAGINA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CLEAN DRINKING WATER reply

The BALLS bastard who wrote this article. You can BUGFUCK punch him if you suck my mothers want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MILF saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my BLUMPKIN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SPICY CUNT FUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DOT HEAD and WIGGER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DONKEY PUNCHER BAND WITH 4 SHITFACE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JERRY HORSE! SPICY CUNT FUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SPICY CUNT FUCK'S HOUSE

How I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE to CUNT cure MOCCASINS the AUTOFELLATIO Tourette's SHITBALLS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PRICK for FRIG Tourette's DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Syndrome DAMN is SHITFUCKER following FUCK YOU these JOHNNY rules RAT'S ASS in DIPSHIT order:

• 1: Avoid HELL immature HITLER little WOMEN'S RIGHTS kids,
• 2: Count to MOTHERFUCKER within JACKASS 10 SON OF A BITCHseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SON OF A BITCH OLD CHRIST OF A GOOK nor BOOBIES talk,
• 4: Tell WOMEN'S RIGHTS yourself you FOUR-EYES don't PEDOPHILIA have HOSER this TIT DIRT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASS WITH NASTY SCUMBAG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PECKERHEAD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SPICY CUNT FUCK last straw BITCH!

I fucking put DICKLICK' my comment at the TOP OF THE ART METAL PRODUCTS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DIPSHIT the TOP OF SHITFUCKER THIS SCROTUM ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITHEAD offensive. ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to MOTHERFUCKER people who try LET'S SHIT to battle BULLCRAP'ASSRAMMER that tight-ass MY ANUS IS BLEEDING 17-year-LET'S SHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NIGNOG it now, but someone said JUMPING JESUS!!!' GOOK ABO'ASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASSHOLE is a laughing ASS matter. Plus there DAMN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on NIGNOG Uncyclopedia, there are SAND NIGGER articles SHITFACE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching WIENER stuff. So MACACA that means PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS stop getting mad at the DOODIE HEAD first part too and MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! talking about the COCKSUCKER letter that it's YID mocking (what SCUMBAG letter? I don't even know what ASS LICKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian CHOAD hi self BANGKOK even made a really SUCK MY DICK good point. "It's ARSE nothing more ASSHOLE from a head nod to a HELL knee tick". [EXPLETIVE]. Which I'll add ARSE onto WANK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BRUSH MA TEETH suffer that SHITSLINGING much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PECKERHEAD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to COCKSMOKER be, because if I were a BITCH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DAMN hilarious. If you COCKSMOKER Want facts, go on MOLDY TITS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll POO POO BLOWJOB be offended, don't read FLYING RAT'S ASS the freaking GOD DAMMIT article anyway.

PENIS FUCKING DICKHEAD DICKFACE BLISTERING BARNACLES NEGRO BATHING SUIT AREA BIRD SHIT DAGO PENIS ON A BUN

PEEPEE PICKANINNY SHITHEAD SHITFACE BUGGER DAMN I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! HORSE PENIS JAP HAIL SATAN! CHINK COCKSHITTER [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] CROTCH TWAT DYKE JERRY EDITABLE DYK CUNT BORDER HOPPER JESSE McCARTNEY BIG FOOT TITTIES WOODPECKERSHIT CLEMEN FUCKING A NI TITWANK SUCK A BIG DICK ARSE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FIST FUCK FIRECROTCH TWISTY VAGINA BITCH SHITPISSER CHING CHONG CHINK HO FROG'S FAT ASS CROTCH ASSCRACK MALARKY SHITSLINGING PISS OFF COMMUNIST DILDO BOLLOCKS WANK KIKE DICKFACE PENISPENISPENIS!!! BAT FUCK INSANE SHIT BUTT PIRATE DAMN GOBSHITE FUCKSTAIN WANK SHITSLINGING TWISTY VAGINA CARPET MUNCHER PISS DAMN FUCKBAG I RAPE WALRUSES! 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DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! JUNGLE BUNNY HENTAI SHIT BUGFUCK TITS PORCUPINE'S BALLS NAZI FUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PISSHOLE CUNT CRAPPER FEWMETS FUCK SCROTUM JIZZ COON GOD DAMMIT TIMBER NIGGER CAMEL JOCKEY TITS DICKFACE PORCH MONKEY WIENER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TITWANK SHITCOCK BUKKAKE KNOBJOCKEY ASS YOUR MOM FUCKSTAIN SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS LENS CRAFTERS NECROPHILIA MOCCASINS INBRED WANK POMMIE FELLATIO WANKSPLAT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! RAPE WOP SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JOHNNY GOD DAMMIT BIRD SHIT BIRD SHIT GOBSHITE ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DAMMIT FUCK OFF NI PEARL NECKLACE GOATSE YOU WANKER CUNNILINGUS BULLCRAP SHIT SECOND BALLS DICKHEAD ASS DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU MARGARET THATCHER FUCK A DUCK DAMN IT CUNT CRAPPER TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! ASS FASCIST SEX CROTCH SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAGO TWAT SHITHEAD FUCK BITCH SHIT LIMEY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DAGO SHITCUNTING BLOWJOB SHITHEAD CLIT BIRD SHIT JACKASS JACK OFF BULLSHIT POOPOO FUCK YOU DICK MOTHERFUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK JAP FUCKING BUNG-HOLE COON HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY FUCK YOU FUCKER OH SHI– WIKIPEDIA BITCH PISS ASS COCKSHITTER WOP SUCK MY COCK SHITTY BUTTFUCKER TWAT CLIT SHITTY FUCKER DAMN IT SON OF A BITCH CUNT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DAMN IT GOBSHITE NAZI GRIS VENEREAL DISEASE RAT'S COCK POLAK WANK GRINGO CUNT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES OSTRICH MY ASS ASSWIPE FAG TRANNY FUCKHEAD SPUNK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SHITFACE JAP COCKSTUFFER CAMEL JOCKEY DICKFACE CONDOMS pen0r JAP CUNT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CHENEY TUBA CUNTRAG GANGBANG FOUR-EYES MAMA MIA REDNECK SOD INBRED PUSSY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CLEMEN DOUCHING BOLLOCKS MOTHERFUCKER SHITFACE BITCH BULLSHIT TENTACLE RAPE PISS ARTIST MILF KNOBJOCKEY NIPPLES FUCK ASS POLACK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BONER FUCK DILDO MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS GENITALIA DAMN ASS HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY suck my mothers QUEEF SHITFUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITTY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HORSE SHIT VAGINA ANAL DIABETES FIST FUCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WINDOWS VISTA CROTCH YOUR MOM FUCKHEAD ASS FROG'S FAT ASS DELICIOUS CAKE DICKHEAD DICKHEAD DICKLICK BULLSHIT JUNGLE BUNNY DAMN IT suck my mothers FUCKTARD DOT HEAD NIGGER WANK SHITSLINGING CHOLERA IS FUN! BULLCRAP SHITFUCKER PEDOPHILIA DAGO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKFACE SHITTY GOD DAMN DAMN CUNTRAG FUCKFACE DOUCHEBAG FEWMETS ASS COCK DUMBASS IN SACREMENT FUCK OFF SHIT PISS AY-AY-AY COLGATE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS LICK PUSSY BITCH JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE TOSSER FRENCH TICKLER TRANNY FUCK A DUCK BULLCRAP SHIT SHITHEAD FUCKING SAND NIGGER FUCKSTAIN CUNT CUNT CRAPPER SHITSLINGING GOD DAMN FUCKING TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DIPSHIT GOD DAMMIT PISS OFF ASS FASCIST SHIT HO EPIDIDYMIS STRAWBERRY ASS WEHATEMARIO STEVE BALLMER BATHING SUIT AREA NIGGER MALL SANTA DAMN PISS OFF ABO SHIT BLUMPKIN REDNECK RAT'S ASS DICK BOOBIES SIGMUND FREUD CRAP CRAP FRIG STUB ASSHOLE SCUMBAG SHITE FUCKING JUMP! CUNT DICKFACE WANKSPLAT CARPET MUNCHER CLEMEN TITS GOD DAMN VAGINA FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE FUCKTARD DOUCHING PISS OFF NI CLIT WOP PUSSY BALLS FRIG PISS SHITTY OSCAR WILDE IS GAY COCKGOBLIN FIST FUCK NEGRO CUNNILINGUS BUTTFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS GOOK DARTH VADER POLAK DOUCHETITS WIKIPEDIA PEEPEE WILLY WONKA FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK ASS JAP BEAVER HELL FUCKWIT SHITFUCKER JACKASS SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSFACE DOG SHIT DICKHEAD ASSHAT GOD DAMMIT DYKE NIGGER PENIS ON A BUN HELL COCKSHITTER NECROPHILIA GOBSHITE JAP DAMNATION DUMBASS FUCKING A SCUMBAG DILDO FEMADOM MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! HITLER TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT MARCH OF FLAMES PIG BUTTFUCKER HELL DAMN JACKASS SHIT BASTARD CLIT FUCKING SEX SHITPISSER PAKI JUNGLE BUNNY ASSHAT AMERICA ONLINE COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK HENTAI CLUSTER FUCK HORSE SHIT TOSSER DICKHEAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DAMN PUSSY I WILL END YOU! SHITTY FUCK YOU CUNT LAPPER FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSHOLE CUNT RUSTY TROMBONE CLEMEN MOZILLA FIREFOX LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ASSHAT FRIENDS POLAK CHOAD KISSER ARSEBADGERS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! REDNECK SHIT BUGFUCK GOD DAMN CANDY JACK OFF JACKASS SHITE PUSSY DICK TITS [expletive deleted] BOOBS WANK HORSE PENIS FUCK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! GOD BLESS AMERICA ROSIE O'DONNELL GOD DAMN DOUCHEBAG JUSTIN BIEBER LAKE TITICACA CRAPPY PISS ARTIST SHIT FELCHING INJUN BAT FUCK INSANE BITCH BITCH BALL SACK BRITNEY CUNT SNUFF PORN HELLFUCKER JERRY INBRED SHITE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FELCHING BASTARD CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS RANDY TRAVIS NIPPLES JENKEM STRAWBERRY ASS GREASER NIGGER PENIS ON A BUN FUCKER COCKSMOKER FELLATIO WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SOD GRINGO TOSSER DOG SHIT YOU WANKER DAMN MONKEY SHIT GANGBANG FROG'S FAT ASS DUMBASS MARGARET THATCHER DICK IN A BOX BITCH BIGNOSE BAD MOTHERFUCKER TITS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES GENITALIA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RUSKIE QUEEF BRITNEY SHITE 666 WANK FUCK NIGNOG DUNE COON RAT'S COCK BALLS WANK TITS & DICKS WIGGER GRINGO GOBSHITE WIGGER ASS JUNGLE BUNNY YOU WANKER FUCKHEAD SCROTUM PIKACHU FUCKWIT ASSFACE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SAMUEL L. JACKSON MICK O CANADA GOAT DICK FRAK JOHNNY FUCK OFF ASSFACE pen0r CHIGGER ASSCRACK PRICK ARSE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT WANK DANDELIONS AMERICAN SPELLING DICKHEAD TWAT BUGFUCK NORTH KOREA PISSHOLE NECROPHILIA GOBSHITE FUCK DAMNATION TWISTY VAGINA HENTAI POOPY FUCK OFF RUSKIE MICK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE PISS ASS HORSE PENIS MOTHERFUCKER ASS BLUMPKIN FENCE JUMPER BALLS FUCKING ABO ASSHAT BASTARD BITCH DAMN PUSSYLICKER FAG 30 CASES OF PICKLES BIGNOSE DICKFACE ASSFACE CLUSTER FUCK ASS BONER HELL TURD DOUCHEBAG TIT SPRINKLES SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JACKASS BITCH RECTUM RAIDER SPICY CUNT FUCK YOUR MOM I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CHICKEN SHIT HORSE SHIT SCUMBUCKET PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE DIPSHIT RAPE DOT HEAD EMO FUCK PISSHOLE BELGIUM ASS BEAVER DOG FUCKER JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ARSE EARS OF CHRIST FUCKSTAIN TITTIES DUMBASS NEOPETS BULLSHIT MOCCASINS SUGAR I'LL RAPE YOU PISS AUTOFELLATIO TITS & DICKS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SOD BUNG-HOLE FUCK OFF CHINK SON OF A BITCH All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy MALARKY CAMEL FUCKER DAMN DONKEY DICK ASSHAT SCUMBUCKET COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSHAT CLEMEN ASSHOLE DAMN BUKKAKE BULLSHIT FUCKWIT DOUCHING SEMEN DILDO CRAP ON A STICK FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS ASS SHIT JENKEM TIMBER NIGGER PAKI ASS FASCIST MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DAMN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BUGGER SON OF A BITCH HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FRAK JENKEM JACKASS SHIT YOGHURT CANNON VENEREAL DISEASE BOOBIES NIGGER JOHNNY DOG FUCKER PEEPEE CRAP ON A STICK RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH JIZZ SACRAMENTO BEAVER BITCH CARPET MUNCHER FUCKHEAD ORGASM CRAPFUCKER CROTCH ARSE ORGASM PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS THIS IS A RARE SWEAR I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSFACE HAIL SATAN! BIGNOSE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! EMO WETBACK GOOK PAKI COCKSUCKER JACKASS CARPET MUNCHER CUNT NECROPHILIA CUNT BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU MORGAN TSVANGIRAI DICKLICK GOBSHITE GRUE RAPE MONKEY SHIT POLESMOKER BOB SAGET AUTOFELLATIO FLAMING ASS BADGER ASSHAT ASS LICKER SEMEN JAP SHIT EAT MY SHIT! WALRUS SHIT CUM ASSWIPE suck my mothers WIENER FUCKING A ASS FASCIST FENCE JUMPER PROLES IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS UP MY ARSE DICK TITS TITMOUSE REDNECK JACKASS SHIT BUGGER OFF GANGBANG SUCK MY COCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WANK HELL GIVING HEAD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BASTARD SHITE GYPSY FOUR-EYES DAMN DOT HEAD BASTARD JAP FUCK OFF PENIS ASSWIPE CRAPPY FUCKSTAIN D'OH GOAT DICK FLAMING ASS BADGER CUNT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING GOD DAMN TWAT BUTT-HOLE O CANADA DICK TITS YOU LAKE TITICACA FUCK YOU JACKASS DONKEY DICK FUCKING A SHITHEAD BULLSHIT FUCKING JUMP! SAND NIGGER CUNT BASTARD DICK IN A BOX IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

DUMBASS FUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE GENITALIA BASTARD KAFFIR SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CHUFF YOU WANKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD SPICY CUNT FUCK POLACK POMMIE CRACKER SHITHEAD [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] SLOPE SCUMBAG HORSE PENIS CUNTRAG TITS & DICKS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DIPSHIT JIZZ HO ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKHEAD CUNT LAPPER DAGO CHOAD NICARAGUA CHOAD FRITZ ARSEBADGERS SPIC YOU WANKER PIG TACO DICK TAMPON IN MY ASS Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK YOU and with the JOHNNY and his PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT of girraffes in which CARPET MUNCHER while reading about SNUFF PORN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PISS ARTIST also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• WIGGER

Article written in the style of its subject This article is RAT'S ASS funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE subject. If you do not find it funny GINGERBREAD, it is probably because you are an INBRED BANGKOK ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FUCKTARD If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a TONY LA RUSSA joke loses its humour PISS OFF when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so PUSSY ignorant, then you wouldn't have BALLS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! CHOAD FUCKHEAD CHICKEN SHIT STEVE BALLMER TOSSER!!!!!I <3 COCK