Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without BLOWJOB comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a COCKSTUFFER article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ARFENHOUSE neurochemical FUCK disorder DICKFACE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SCROTUM, sudden ASSHOLE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DEMOCRACY or BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HO in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CRACKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKTARD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUNT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSFACE JACKASS SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JACK OFF utterFUCKance of socially I'LL RAPE YOU objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JAP television programs to address SHITE Tourette's syndrome.

DAMMIT Tourette's is GOD DAMMIT not to be FUCKING JUMP! confused with DAGO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITPISSER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HOSER random FEMADOM disorientation, culturally-VAGINA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DAMN IT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MICK language, CUNTBUCKET and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RAPE TWO-INCH PENIS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSWIPE souvenir shoppes and massive FELLATIO quantities JIZZ of ANAL DIABETES SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP Polite Note to the HAPPINESS Author:

The VAGINA Tourette's DICKFACE Research Institute was FIRECROTCH founded to BITCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have RUSTY TROMBONE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HORSE SHIT article QUEEF funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNTYMINTS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PIGS MIGHT FLY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WOODPECKERSHIT Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FELCHMONKEY Tourrette's sufferers SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE swear. You can BUGFUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DOUCHETITS TV, for always focusing on the SHIT bad side of a terrible HOSER thing.
The main PISS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are COCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small LAKE TITICACA knee TAFFY NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is BULLSHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FELLATIO cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CHOAD school for DIPSHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WINDOWS VISTA sufferers to become FUCKTARD manically depressed and PEARL NECKLACE commit DICKLICK suicide.
There is no FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK cure, and the GOD DAMMIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE tics often have adverse VAGINA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SUGARTITS perodol" which caused my entire BOOBS body to go BITCH numb and I CAN AFFORD FOOD basically made it NIGGA! worse than CHUCK NORRIS it is without the SHITSKIN drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKTARD tourette syndrome PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ARSE the JACKASS public view of Tourettes as a "PIG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SLOPE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WANK sorry for CHOAD KISSER "hi-jacking" your HELLFUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DAMN IT this that really CHALICE annoys me. I am working towards a NIPPLES better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TWAT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKER, and making fun of a OH SHI– horrible disorder is (not) COON funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSWIPE time.

Best CUNT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CENSORSHIP reply

As TANK MAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MINORITIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BELGIUM Westerners show is not an RIGHT WING effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN TOOTHPASTE countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GOOGLE in countries CHRISTIANITY leadership, those problems does not COMMUNISM IS STUPID occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONGOLIANS byproduct of your MINORITIES capitalist society DISSIDENTS.

Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen

P.S. SHITE Regards to Andrew P'KANG Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MUGABE HAS AIDS reply

The SCUMBUCKET bastard who wrote this article. You can POWERSHIT punch him if you VENEREAL DISEASE want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CONDOMS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CONDOMS white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the suck my mothers saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my ARSEBADGERS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SCROTUM Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are COCKSMOKER and O KURWA! playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WANK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WANKER BAND WITH 4 NECROPHILIA MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BUTTFUCKER HORSE! SCROTUM IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SCROTUM'S HOUSE

How SHITBALLS to TAMPONS cure CHOAD the SHIT Tourette's IN SACREMENT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DAMNATION for CUNTRAG Tourette's RECTUM RAIDER Syndrome CUNT LAPPER is SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH following TITS these MASTURBATION rules SEMEN in CHICKEN FRIES order:

1: Avoid PAKI immature CHIGGER little PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM kids,
2: Count to FUCKER within BIGNOSE 10 BUTT PIRATEseconds,
3: Do not open your WHORE PENIS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST nor NICARAGUA talk,
4: Tell LET'S SHIT yourself you WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? don't I'LL RAPE YOU have DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT this FELCHMONKEY disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FAG WITH NASTY FROG'S FAT ASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GYPSY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SCROTUM last straw CUNTBUCKET!

I fucking put BITCH' my comment at the TOP OF THE KIKE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SUNSHINE the TOP OF ASSHAT THIS ASSCRACK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DONKEY PUNCHER offensive. YID. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PEDOPHILIA people who try DAMN IT to battle 666'SHIT that tight-ass CUNT 17-year-BONER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FAG it now, but someone said ASS' BUTT PIRATE SHITFUCKER'DICKLICK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HELL is a laughing DICKWAD matter. Plus there SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TURD Uncyclopedia, there are VAGINA articles YOU WANKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching MASTURBATION stuff. So DILDO that means GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS stop getting mad at the ASSHOLE first part too and WANK talking about the WHITE POWER letter that it's suck my mothers mocking (what FUCKING letter? I don't even know what WETBACK the heck you're talking about). Adrian COON hi self CLUSTERFUCK even made a really BUTT PIRATE good point. "It's TENTACLE RAPE nothing more LOLCAT from a head nod to a SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS knee tick". FUCKTARD. Which I'll add JERK OFF onto I'LL RAPE YOU saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKING A suffer that HADJI much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes RAT'S ASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASSHAT be, because if I were a FROG Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article NIPPLES hilarious. If you SHITBALLS Want facts, go on BOLLOCKS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll suck my mothers be offended, don't read FELCHING the freaking CUNT article anyway.

BASTARD CUM FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHAKOPEE CHICKEN SHIT BORDER HOPPER MOTHERFUCKER BUTT-HOLE ARSE GOBSHITE

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FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CHICKEN SHIT DICK CHICKEN CRACKER JACKASS RUSKIE SHITE CUNNILINGUS HENTAI I'LL RAPE YOU SHITCUNTING FLYING FUCK DICKFACE FOREIGN CURRENCY ASSHOLE CUM BATMAN & ROBIN NIGGER GOD DAMMIT PEDOPHILIA BULLCRAP WHORE ASS TITWANK NIGGER TITS DAGO FUCKSTAIN SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER CHUFF P'KANG CHENEY SHITSLINGING FUCKER FUCK FLYING FUCK DICKLICK FUCKING BUGGER KIKE BOB SAGET CUM SHITCUNTING NAZI SEX DOUCHE DONKEY DICK FUCKSTAIN BITCH ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT RAT'S COCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKSTAIN JACKASS SHIT JACK OFF BULLSHIT BUTT-HEAD PISS UP MY ARSE DOM DeLUISE ASSRAMMER WILLY WONKA WOP WANK BITCH WANK HOLY DUMB FUCK DAGO YOU WANKER DOG SHIT DICK BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKHEAD SHITHEAD SPIC SPUNK CRAPPY BANGKOK I WILL KILL YOU! DOUCHING SHITE BULLCRAP AUTOFELLATIO BLUMPKIN KRAUT TAMPON IN MY ASS TRANNY SIGMUND FREUD FUCKTARD MOTHERFUCKER WANK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! RAPE FUCKTARD JACKASS SHIT SHITE SHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON BOB SAGET [EXPLETIVE] TITMOUSE SHIT SHIT MONKEY BALLS VAGINA PICKANINNY DOUCHE BUKKAKE DAMN SACRAMENTO FIST FUCK DAMN FUCKSTAIN CLUSTERFUCK SHITTY BASTARD FUCK NI [EXPLETIVE] HELL CUNT POLACK CUNT GIVING HEAD GENITALIA AUTOFELLATIO NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK STRAWBERRY ASS GARBAGE DAY! PENIS CUNNILINGUS HELL LET'S SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POLESMOKER PISS ARTIST NIGGER FRIG FUCKSTAIN HADJI HELL CHOAD FUCK OFF PISSHOLE ARSEBADGERS BLUMPKIN SNUFF PORN CLUSTERFUCK PENIS CUM INJUN TWISTY VAGINA SHITSLINGING TITS & DICKS BUTT PIRATE [expletive deleted] BASTARD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WINDOWS VISTA BRITNEY SLOPE DICKWAD BUTT-HOLE SHITBALLS MOTHERFUCKER CUNT CRAPPER WIKIPEDIA WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHITSLINGING CLUSTERFUCK SHITE NIPPLES PAKI GOOK O CANADA HO CRAPFUCKER COON HELL TITTIES NIGGER TITS REDSKIN GOD DAMN DAMN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BOON I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL STRAWBERRY ASS DICKFACE FUCKFACE FUCK SHITTY CROTCH GOBSHITE FUCK RAGHEAD DUNE COON CLUSTERFUCK SHITPISSER FUCK DAMN DICKWAD GOD DAMN FUCK OFF SHITSLINGING COCKSTUFFER PIECE OF SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT SACRED ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HOMO PUNANI GENITALIA BUGGER OFF WETBACK ORGASM KAFFIR GOD DAMN CUNT QUEEF BUTTFUCKER SHITE SHITHEAD BITCH BITCH GENITALIA BASTARD P'KANG BUTT-HEAD PISS OFF SHIT FUCKING A ASSHAT DAMN PECKERHEAD NIPPLES SHITE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CONDOMS BRUSH MA TEETH ASS LICKER BLOWJOB FELCHMONKEY DAMN JACK OFF CUNT POMMIE WILLY WONKA BOB SAGET GANGBANG SUCK A BIG DICK WALRUS SHIT SHIT BONG ASSFACE CARPET MUNCHER JERK OFF BEAVER ASSCRACK CLIT TOSSER VAGINA ASSBANDIT CUNT DICKFACE FUCKWIT BUGGER OFF WANK SHITFACE I'LL RAPE YOU MONKEY'S UNCLE DYKE FALUN GONG HELL HELLFIRE RUSKIE DICKFACE FUCK YOU DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER SUCK A BIG DICK PUNANI WIKIPEDIA SHITFUCKER NIGGER FUCK PISS ARTIST SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKING GOBSHITE TITTYWANK LIMEY WALRUS SHIT MOSES BOLLOCKS SHIT DIPSHIT ASS LICKER DIPSHIT BOOBIES SPIC RECTUM RAIDER FUCKING FUCKING JUMP! SHITE DOG FUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK DOUCHEBAG FUCKER ASSHAT HELL SHITSKIN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHIT FRAK HONKY MONKEY BALLS HENTAI DICKLICK TACO SEX PUSSY DAMN POOPY JACKASS SHAKOPEE TOWELHEAD HELLFUCKER ASS CUNT ARSE PISS ARTIST ASSHOLE SHITCOCK WANKSPLAT FUCK HENTAI WIKIPEDIA 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITE GARBAGE DAY! ASSWIPE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITE ANUSCAKE CLUSTERFUCK INCEST BAD MOTHERFUCKER JESSE McCARTNEY ASSCRACK SHIT DAMMIT ARSE DOT HEAD ASS DUMBASS FUCKTARD SHITE DOUCHE JERK OFF MOCCASINS TWO-INCH PENIS BASTARD SHITE ANAL POMMIE DICK HONKY DAGO CUNT RAT'S COCK PISS OFF CUNT PRICK MONKEY SHIT GARBAGE DAY! INJUN SHITFACE ORGASM MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FELCHING FUCK JACKASS TRANNY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKSTAIN VENEREAL DISEASE CHIGGER DICKFACE SHITTY DICKFACE SON OF A BITCH ASSFACE WETBACK VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN CUNNILINGUS DICKWAD BAT FUCK INSANE SHITE DUMBASS ABO DICKFACE NECROPHILIA MACACA PORCUPINE'S BALLS HOSER DICKLICK FASHION BUG AAAAAAAAA! CHOAD SCUMBAG CUM ASS DICK CHICKEN BORDER HOPPER FUCK SHITCOCK FUCKFUCKFUCK JUNGLE BUNNY PENISPENISPENIS!!! FUCKING MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE pen0r FUCKING FUCKFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO TAMPON IN MY ASS BLOWJOB SHITHEAD GANGBANG CUNT PORCUPINE'S BALLS TOWELHEAD PIG SCUMBAG COMMUNIST DILDO WANK MASTURBATION DOUCHING JIGGABOO HELLFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER INCEST JERK OFF ASSBANDIT SOD OFF MONKEY BALLS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! WALRUS SHIT KRAUT SCROTUM TITMOUSE TURD SEX WANK FUCKWIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS [EXPLETIVE] JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BORDER HOPPER NECROPHILIA ASS DOUCHE SHIT FUCK CONDOMS GOD DAMN FUCK NUGGET CUNT GANGBANG CHRISTHUMPER BELLEND UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! POMMIE MARGARET THATCHER TOWELHEAD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DYKE FUCK YOU NIGGER FUCKWIT TITS CHOAD KISSER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PRICK SHITCOCK FUCKER HEIL HITLER! JENKEM GOBSHITE SHITFACE FRITZ SHIT DOUCHE NAZI DEVELOPERS! GOD DAMN SACRAMENTO OSTRICH MY ASS D'OH LET'S SHIT FUCKING POISON IN BABY FORMULA FUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DOUCHEBAG FUCK POO POO BLOWJOB FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS BIGNOSE TAFFY WOMEN'S RIGHTS GOATSE HOSER CHAV BUGFUCK BIBLE BASHER DARTH VADER suck my mothers CUNNILINGUS SHITCUNTING GOD DAMN HOSER POMMIE DICKLICK DIPSHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS DAMN TWAT JERRY RAGHEAD NECROPHILIA SHITE PENIS TAMPONS LAKE TITICACA SAND NIGGER CUNT BRITNEY HAIL SATAN! BEAVER WANK BALL SACK SHITSLINGING GANGBANG JAP DARTH VADER FUCKTARD GOD DAMMIT POOPOO POO POO BLOWJOB CUNT MILF PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ASSHOLE ALF FUCK YOU WANKSPLAT AMERICA ONLINE SON OF A BITCH FAG BASTARD SHITTY DOUCHING POLAK COCKSHITTER FUCKING A MOCCASINS NEGRO PIECE OF SHIT WOP BASTARD TIMBER NIGGER FUCKWIT ROSIE O'DONNELL YID ASS I WILL END YOU! DUNE COON FLYING RAT'S ASS HENTAI FUCKWIT DEVELOPERS! BUTT-HOLE JAP COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CARPET MUNCHER RAT'S COCK SHITCOCK CHENEY BONER FAGGOT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCKER CUNT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WIKIPEDIA GOD DAMN GOD DAMN GOATSE COCKSTUFFER DAMN JENKEM FOUR-EYES CLUSTERFUCK FUCK KAFFIR FELLATIO DAMN DONKEY DICK WOP MOTHERFUCKER ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CARPET MUNCHER VENEREAL DISEASE KIDDY FIDDLER DOUCHE NAZI HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BITCH SOD OFF FUCKHEAD SHITE FUCKING SPICY CUNT FUCK DIPSHIT TITS & DICKS HUMAN RIGHTS CLUSTERFUCK URINE-GARGLING BUTTFUCKER BUGGER OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! NIGGER PEEPEE TOWELHEAD COMMUNIST DILDO SHITHEAD 666 GOD DAMMIT FUCK BOLLOCKS CHENEY MOTHERFUCKER GOAT DICK FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BOOBIES SHIT LIKE A HORSE WHORE WHITE PEOPLE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FRENCH TICKLER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TESTICLE CHOKE BOLLOCKS WARNER MUSIC GROUP WARNER MUSIC GROUP PICKANINNY FUCKSTAIN PISS TWAT PISS ARTIST RICK MORANIS AUTOFELLATIO FUCKFACE TAMPON IN MY ASS I'LL RAPE YOU ALEX TREBEK BULLSHIT ORGASM WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BUKKAKE TESTICLE CHOKE WANK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CUNT OH SHI– DICK TOTAL CUNTYMINTS PEARL NECKLACE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PEDOPHILIA PISS ARTIST TITS & DICKS RECTUM RAIDER FUCK YOU MOZILLA FIREFOX I WILL END YOU! CUNT FUCK SHIT SHITSKIN SHITBALLS MOCKIE CUNTBUCKET DEMOCRACY WANKER POOPY JOHN ELWAY AAAAAAAAA! GYPSY FUCKSTAIN POO POO BLOWJOB DOUCHEBAG DIRTY SANCHEZ ASS CRAP BULLSHIT SHITTY CUNT DAMN LAKE TITICACA D'OH GO COUNT YOUR DICK BUTTFUCKER NORTH KOREA KNOBJOCKEY RAT'S ASS NIGGER CUNNILINGUS SPUNK WIENER DIPSHIT COCK PISS PAKI HOLY DUMB FUCK SHIT BIG FOOT SHIT FELCHING PISS HELL PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! DUMBASS [Insert stupid word you just made up here] FROG'S FAT ASS HONKY SUCK A BIG DICK SHITPISSER ASSRAPING RICK MORANIS EPIDIDYMIS WANK TITTYWANK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE VENEREAL DISEASE CUM INJUN SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK PISS OFF MY ASS TITS JERK OFF CUNT CRAPMUNCHER BLUMPKIN ASS NIPPLES CUNT JACK OFF FUCKER FUCK JACKASS MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! FAGGOT FUCKWIT SHITFACE SOD OFF DAMN IT WHORE CRAP ON A STICK ARSE WHITE PEOPLE CAMEL JOCKEY TITS NIGGER BALL SACK SHITSLINGING FUCK DOUCHING DOUCHEBAG WANK DAMN TAMPON IN MY ASS MOCKIE DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE FLYING RAT'S ASS ALF INBRED NIGGER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITTY Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKSTAIN CLEMEN FRIG DILDO WIKIPEDIA FUCKING JAP SHITHEAD EXTRA LONG PENIS CLIT JACKASS HONKY ASS DOUCHING SHIT TITWANK ASSHAT SPIC ORGASM BASTARD 666 SHITE TAMPON IN MY ASS FRIG ASSHAT BUGGER BOOBS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKING A CLUSTERFUCK SCUMBAG PORCUPINE'S BALLS GENITALIA BULLSHIT TIANENMEN SQUARE BITCH PENIS PISS ARTIST BALLS CHIGGER JACKASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LET'S SHIT JERK OFF FUCKING JUMP! JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! FRAK TITWANK FUCKING MICK BALLS D'OH WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? GOD DAMMIT FUCK CHENEY FUCK OFF BALL SACK BITCH PISS OFF MY ASS NIGGER MONGOLIANS FROG YOU WANKER BITCH DAMN IT MALL SANTA DAMN IT ASSCRACK HOSER NIGGER DONKEY PUNCHER WIENER WHORE WIGGER DUMBASS CRAPPY ASS SHITTY BUKKAKE DIPSHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SON OF A BITCH BITCH FUCKHEAD SON OF A BITCH FUCKING POLAK ASSRAPING GOD DAMN GIVING HEAD PICKANINNY SON OF A BITCH DONGSHOVER WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! BUTT-HEAD BOOBS ASSWIPE I'LL RAPE YOU GYPSY PUSSYLICKER CLIT TITTIES SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASSWIPE MALARKY OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FUCK YOU BULLSHIT FLYING FUCK MACACA JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKTARD TRANNY FUCKING SHITTY HOMO DAMN HOT GRITS JIGGABOO FUCK OFF JACK ABRAMOFF WANK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS POOPY ANUSCAKE DICK CHICKEN BITCH GANGBANG JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASSWIPE BITCH GOD DAMMIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE INJUN DOUCHE SUCK A BIG DICK CUNTBUCKET BITCH TUBA FLYING FUCK BASTARD RANDY TRAVIS JOHNNY SAND NIGGER FUCK ORGASM BUTT-HOLE SHITHEAD BAT FUCK INSANE MALARKY KIKE JOHNNY CLIT SAND NIGGER SHITSLIDE WIGGER SAND NIGGER FELCHING GOOK ASSRAPING GOD DAMN CRAPMUNCHER PUNANI HELL HITLER SUCK A BIG DICK BITCH JACK OFF BEAVER MOTHERFUCKER PENISBIRD HOLY DUMB FUCK LAKE TITICACA YOU WANKER SLOPE BOOBIES TACO FUCKING BOB SAGET CRAPMUNCHER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE STEVE BALLMER TITS FEMADOM BONG FUCKHEAD SOD BUTT-HOLE FROG'S FAT ASS PISSHOLE BELGIUM DIRTY SANCHEZ ASS BONG LOGJAMMER BITCH KNOBJOCKEY TURD JENKEM NIGGER JOHN ELWAY PISS OFF CRAPFUCKER REDSKIN BIRD SHIT WIENER Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASS LICKER and with the GOD DAMMIT and his FUCKER of girraffes in which ASSCRACK while reading about SHITTY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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Article written in the style of its subject
This article is FUCK YOU funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its TESTICLE CHOKE subject. If you do not find it funny KAFFIR, it is probably because you are an INBRED DAGO ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. HEIL HITLER! If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a NIGGER joke loses its humour SHITFACE when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so TITS & DICKS ignorant, then you wouldn't have DONKEY DICK needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! DICKFACE SEX MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT POMMIE!!!!!I <3 COCK

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