Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FELLATIO'GENITALIA'BOLLOCKS'WANK'BITCH'ABO'SHITE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JUSTIN BIEBER neurochemical FUCK disorder WOMEN'S RIGHTS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DONKEY PUNCHER, sudden RUSKIE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements KIKE or REDSKIN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITSLINGING in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FIST FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TOSSER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BASTARD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MONKEY SHIT ORGASM words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BOYCOTT VIACOM! utterFUCKance of socially FLYING RAT'S ASS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DOUCHE television programs to address KIDDY FIDDLER Tourette's syndrome.

PISS ARTIST Tourette's is FROG not to be FLYING RAT'S ASS confused with FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKING chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FOREIGN CURRENCY random PUSSY disorientation, culturally-60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNTING ASSCRACK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BELLEND language, FUCKHEAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WANK BONG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNTBUCKET souvenir shoppes and massive BOOBS quantities SHIT of ANAL DIABETES RAGHEAD garbage.

Darnit.

A DONGSHOVER Polite Note to the CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE Author:

The BITCH Tourette's BUGGER Research Institute was CHIGGER founded to TITS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have NIGNOG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHIT article DONKEY DICK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DAMMIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FRIG changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOT HEAD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DAMN Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of WIENER Tourrette's sufferers DIPSHIT swear. You can CUNTBUCKET blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FASHION BUG TV, for always focusing on the GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY bad side of a terrible CUNTBUCKET thing.
• The main FEMADOM symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are INBRED involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PAKI knee SHIT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DAMN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITFUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BUKKAKE school for SHITCOCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DICKFACE sufferers to become FRITZ manically depressed and DIPSHIT commit PISSHOLE suicide.
• There is no MASTURBATION cure, and the IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

drugs that are available to, "calm" the DICK TITS tics often have adverse ASSFACE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKING perodol" which caused my entire GYPSY body to go SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM numb and SONNY BILL WILLIAMS basically made it NIGGA! worse than TEDDY BEARS it is without the BITCH drug.

I am an active member of a BASTARD tourette syndrome DONGSHOVER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNT the JACKASS SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "TENTACLE RAPE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASSHAT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITE sorry for BIGNOSE "hi-jacking" your FRAK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DAMN IT this that really MOCCASINS annoys me. I am working towards a GOD BLESS AMERICA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FAGGOT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FEWMETS, and making fun of a FLYING RAT'S ASS horrible disorder is (not) IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT time.

Best IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DAMN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GOVERNMENT FILTERS reply

As CHINA IS CAPITALIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SLITTY EYES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill OPINION Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIVER CRABS SUCK degenerate capitalist culture in those TIENANMEN SQUARE countries. When showing MONASTERIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONGOLIANS in countries CHINA IS CAPITALIST leadership, those problems does not STUDENT PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FREEDOM OF SPEECH byproduct of your SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY capitalist society CENSORSHIP.

Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen

P.S. BUGFUCK Regards to Andrew WANK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The CUNT bastard who wrote this article. You can DUMBASS punch him if you SHITE want to.

As a MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIV NEGATIVE offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this KU KLUX KLAN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with UNITED KINGDOM hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ANAL DIABETES saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my TITS & DICKS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DONKEY PUNCHER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD and FAGGOT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TOURETTE'S SYNDROME music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BAT FUCK INSANE BAND WITH 4 CROTCH MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DICK IN A BOX HORSE! DONKEY PUNCHER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DONKEY PUNCHER'S HOUSE

How MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE to SCROTUM cure DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! the FROG Tourette's BALLS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WALRUS SHIT for SHIT Tourette's LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT Syndrome SHIT is SHIT following TOTAL these FUCK YOU rules DICKFACE in PECKERHEAD order:

• 1: Avoid DONKEY DICK immature SONNY BILL WILLIAMS little BOOBS kids,
• 2: Count to FUCK OFF within SPUNK 10 BELLENDseconds,
• 3: Do not open your LOLCAT PORCUPINE'S BALLS URINE-GARGLING nor HORSE SHIT talk,
• 4: Tell SHITE yourself you HOSER don't LET'S SHIT have TOSSER this FAGGOT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNT WITH NASTY JACKASS SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TAFFY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DONKEY PUNCHER last straw SCROTUM!

I fucking put EPIDIDYMIS' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITFUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at TITS the TOP OF HEIL HITLER! THIS FUCKSTAIN ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BLOWJOB offensive. REDSKIN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to I RAPE WALRUSES! people who try CAMEL FUCKER to battle DICKFACE'BOON that tight-ass FUCKTARD 17-year-FUCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find EPIDIDYMIS it now, but someone said MOTHERFUCKER' TRANNY DAMN IT'CUNTBUCKET on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! is a laughing FLYING FUCK matter. Plus there JIZZ was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on EDITABLE DYK Uncyclopedia, there are RAT'S ASS articles KAFFIR about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DICKFACE stuff. So SHITSLINGING that means PEARL NECKLACE stop getting mad at the DUNE COON first part too and PENIS talking about the FU SPANG letter that it's PRICK mocking (what SIGMUND FREUD letter? I don't even know what GOBSHITE the heck you're talking about). Adrian GANGBANG hi self HI, BILLY MAYS HERE even made a really POLESMOKER good point. "It's SHIT nothing more BULLSHIT from a head nod to a FUCK YOU knee tick". I AM CORNHOLIO!. Which I'll add FUCKWIT onto I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't RECTUM RAIDER suffer that MACACA much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CTHULHU FHTAGN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DIPSHIT be, because if I were a COCKSUCKER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article RAPE hilarious. If you SUCK COCKS IN HELL! Want facts, go on SHITCUNTING Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BULLSHIT be offended, don't read FUCKWIT the freaking BULLSHIT article anyway.

BUTT PIRATE ORGASM RAT'S ASS MILF RUSTY TROMBONE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCK YOU pen0r CHOLERA IS FUN! PISS UP MY ARSE

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CUNT ASSHOLE TOTAL WANK FLYING FUCK JIZZ ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKFACE SOD OFF FUCKBAG SHITE BLUMPKIN SHITFUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT RAT'S ASS MOLDY TITS JOHN ELWAY SHITFUCKER CUM BITCH DOUCHE FROG'S FAT ASS COON DICKFACE ARSE SHITFACE LOLCAT DONALD RUMSFELD HENTAI SHITSLINGING DICKHEAD ASSHAT DUMBASS DICKLICK ANAL INJUN NIGGER GREASER BITCH COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SMEG I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ASS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CUNT INBRED ASS FASCIST SCUMBAG FELCHMONKEY YUKY DOODY DICK PISS OFF SHITFUCKER BLOWJOB SNUFF PORN POLESMOKER ARSE CRAPMUNCHER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! NEGRO BUTTFUCKER PENIS SHITFACE HELLFUCKER AMERICA ONLINE FUCK OFF WIENER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CONDOMS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CUNT WANK FUCK OFF BITCH GOBSHITE I CAN AFFORD FOOD PISSHOLE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DOG SHIT CHOAD DICK PIXIES COCKSHITTER NICARAGUA SHITSLINGING DICK CHICKEN BITCH FRENCH TICKLER FUCKING A SHIT SHITHEAD FUCK OFF YID DAMN IT FUCKWIT TIBETAN BUDDHISM GOD DAMN HOT GRITS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH WANK BASTARD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ASSCRACK FUCKTARD CHICKEN SHIT JOHNNY DAMN IT PEARL NECKLACE POLESMOKER JIGGABOO DOG SHIT PENISFUCK ORGASM BLOWJOB CAMEL JOCKEY ASS FELCHING SCUMBAG GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DONKEY DICK ORGASM TITTIES DICK CUNTSWILLING [expletive deleted] WANK PENIS ON A BUN BUTT-HOLE NIPPLES MASTURBATION INBRED CLUSTERFUCK TIT SPRINKLES BEAVER SHITBALLS BONER CUNTYMINTS PISS MONKEY SHIT DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE SHITBALLS AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMN SHITE YOU WANKER BUGFUCK FUCKSTAIN TAFFY COCKSTUFFER DONGSHOVER CLIT SHITSLINGING BUTT PIRATE FUCKING NAZI TITWANK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BELLEND JACKASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES URINE-GARGLING PUSSY FUCK GIVING HEAD PEDOPHILIA FENCE JUMPER FUCKTARD FUCK SHITCOCK COCK IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! DAMN IT CRAP BOOBS NECROPHILIA FLYING FUCK BASTARD NIPPLES POLACK SAGGY TITS FUCKHEAD DONALD RUMSFELD DOUCHEBAG FRITZ ARSE SAGGY TITS FUCKBAG YOU WANKER FRITZ HOSER SEMEN TITS DOUCHE SHIT ASSRAPING FUCKHEAD GOBSHITE MONKEY BALLS SHITSLINGING FUCKHEAD SHITFUCKER DICKHEAD MICK FUCKING A SOD ANUSCAKE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ASSHOLE [expletive deleted] ASS MALARKY MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS SHITHEAD SNUFF PORN TOTAL ARSE NICARAGUA RAT'S COCK COCK BULLSHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES CUM ORGASM ARSEBADGERS ART METAL PRODUCTS RAT'S ASS BOOBIES DAMN CLEMEN YOU WANKER EMO SHUT UP, MEG! CRAP BIGNOSE FUCK BORDER HOPPER TIT SPRINKLES INCEST ANAL DIABETES SHITBALLS CUNNILINGUS WOP AUTOFELLATIO BIRD SHIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHITHEAD SEX SHITE BITCH WANKSPLAT FUCK OFF GOD DAMMIT JOHNNY VAGINA DILDO NIGNOG FUCKWIT CONAN O'BRIAN FIST FUCK BELLEND PEARL NECKLACE THONG TASTER RAT'S ASS BLUMPKIN TIT SPRINKLES NIGGER TAFFY 666 CAMEL JOCKEY PENIS ASSCRACK PEARL NECKLACE FUCKING JACKASS MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITE DAGO CUNNILINGUS AY-AY-AY CRAPPY YID NIGGER FUCK GRAPE PENIS DUMBASS DYKE CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM STEVE BALLMER FUCKING JUMP! BALLS ASSHOLE JACKASS POLACK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKER SHITCUNTING ASSHAT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS YOU WANKER PRICK GOD DAMMIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SCROTUM HELLFUCKER ABORTIONS FOR ALL SLOPE JACKASS ASS DOT HEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK YOU FLYING RAT'S ASS COCKSHITTER SHIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JUSTIN BIEBER BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DICKFACE SHAKOPEE BOOBS CUNTBUCKET BOOBIES BALL SACK FENCE JUMPER FUCK FUCK YOU GYPSY KNOBJOCKEY BITCH BASTARD GANGBANG PENISPENISPENIS!!! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK BASTARD FUCKSTAIN I WILL KILL YOU! PUNANI FUCKWIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SAGGY TITS SHITTY ABORTIONS FOR ALL MOTHERFUCKER EUROIPODS KIKE FUCKSTAIN FUCKER I AM CORNHOLIO! FLYING RAT'S ASS suck my mothers 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT ASSHAT SHITCOCK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DICK CLUSTERFUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUNT CARPET MUNCHER BOLLOCKS DICKLICK BIRD IN THE HOUSE JACK ABRAMOFF ANUSCAKE HELL FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JERK OFF MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE GREASER PORCUPINE'S BALLS HOSER FUCK HO NECROPHILIA JACKASS SHIT PUSSY DONKEY PUNCHER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! MASTURBATION CUNNILINGUS JACK ABRAMOFF ASS LICKER FUCKFUCKFUCK SACRED LAKE TITICACA BAD MOTHERFUCKER CRAPPY [expletive deleted] BRUSH MA TEETH FUDGEPACKER BOOBIES EMO HELL CUNTBUCKET SHITHEAD Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DILDO and with the NIGGER TITS and his GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY of girraffes in which LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! while reading about BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See HORSE SHIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DICK