Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SCROTUM'WETBACK'PISS OFF MY ASS'TITS & DICKS'ASS'SHIT'I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FLYING FUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder FROG'S FAT ASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BULLSHIT, sudden LET'S SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKING A or GOAT DICK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSWIPE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MICK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may NAZI include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FROG'S FAT ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JENKEM BUGFUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JOHN SMILEY FACE utterFUCKance of socially SPANK THE MONKEY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first COON television programs to address HOMO Tourette's syndrome.

DIPSHIT Tourette's is DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE not to be PRICK confused with WIENER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GOD DAMN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK YOU random ASSHAT disorientation, culturally-FELLATIO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK NUGGET outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKSTAIN language, FLYING FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BLOWJOB CAMEL FUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BITCH souvenir shoppes and massive HEIL HITLER! quantities DICK of ANAL DIABETES SOD OFF garbage.

Darnit.

A CUNT Polite Note to the LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS Author:

The PIECE OF SHIT Tourette's CLUSTERFUCK Research Institute was SHITFACE founded to BAD MOTHERFUCKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BLISTERING BARNACLES Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your RHODESIA article TRANNY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and RAPE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WIGGER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GOVERNMENT FILTERS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCK Tourrette's sufferers CLEMEN swear. You can SIGMUND FREUD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CHOAD KISSER TV, for always focusing on the PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS bad side of a terrible CUNNILINGUS thing.
• The main SON OF A BITCH symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITFUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GOD DAMMIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ANAL DIABETES knee SHITSKIN NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is YOGHURT CANNON no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GRINGO cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKFACE school for RAPE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DOG FUCKER sufferers to become SEX manically depressed and JIZZ commit CONDOMS suicide.
• There is no MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE cure, and the BITCH drugs that are available to, "calm" the DAMN IT tics often have adverse FUCKSTAIN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GOD DAMN perodol" which caused my entire INBRED body to go MOTHERFUCKER numb and WIENER basically made it NIGGA! worse than DONALD RUMSFELD it is without the COLGATE drug.

I am an active member of a FLAMING ASS BADGER tourette syndrome CUNT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHIT the CRACKER public view of Tourettes as a "WANK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is INBRED much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MOTHERFUCKER sorry for WHITE PEOPLE "hi-jacking" your ASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GOBSHITE this that really GINGERBREAD annoys me. I am working towards a WOP better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this COCKSMOKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BASTARD, and making fun of a CUNNILINGUS horrible disorder is (not) GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SCROTUM time.

Best HOSER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TWISTY VAGINA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN TOOTHPASTE reply

As GRASS MUD HORSE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are OPINION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill UIGURS Westerners show is not an CHINA IS CAPITALIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of OPINION degenerate capitalist culture in those GOOGLE countries. When showing WIKIPEDIA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT MOVEMENT in countries EUROIPODS leadership, those problems does not CHINA IS CAPITALIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CAPITALISM byproduct of your HUMAN RIGHTS capitalist society COMMUNISM IS STUPID.

Li Chiang “1984” Wen

P.S. DUMBASS Regards to Andrew GREASER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The FUCKBAG bastard who wrote this article. You can ALF punch him if you JESUS FUCKING CHRIST want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter SALISBURY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you RHODESIA remove this CONDOMS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “CECIL JOHN RHODES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my DAMN IT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BULLSHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKTARD and FUCKSTAIN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DAMNATION music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ORGASM BAND WITH 4 FELCHMONKEY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKFACE HORSE! BULLSHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BULLSHIT'S HOUSE

How DAMN to POMMIE cure HONKY the JESSE McCARTNEY Tourette's DIRTY SANCHEZ Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WANKER for ASS Tourette's CLUSTERFUCK Syndrome MOTHERFUCKER is LOLCAT following FUCKSTAIN these ASSHAT rules BUGGER in INCEST order:

• 1: Avoid WIKIPEDIA immature FUCK YOU little OH SHI– kids,
• 2: Count to VAGINA within LOGJAMMER 10 ASSHOLEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your NIGNOG TAFFY TITTYWANK nor NIPPLES talk,
• 4: Tell FUCK YOU yourself you CAMEL JOCKEY don't RECTUM RAIDER have SEMEN this ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CRAPPY WITH NASTY GRINGO DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSRAMMER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BULLSHIT last straw FUCKER!

I fucking put PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE FOUR-EYES PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FRIG the TOP OF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS THIS TIT SPRINKLES ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT offensive. CUNTBUCKET. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to GENITALIA people who try BASTARD to battle TOURETTE'S SYNDROME'COCKSMOKER that tight-ass DICK CHICKEN 17-year-NAZI—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GOD DAMN it now, but someone said CUNT' CUNTYMINTS ORGASM'TITTIES on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK is a laughing CUNT matter. Plus there [Insert silly non-swear here] was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BULLSHIT Uncyclopedia, there are NIPPLES articles FELCHMONKEY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CUNTBUCKET stuff. So INBRED that means DICKWAD stop getting mad at the PEDOPHILIA first part too and FLYING RAT'S ASS talking about the WIKIPEDIA letter that it's JACKASS SHIT mocking (what VAGINA letter? I don't even know what JACKASS the heck you're talking about). Adrian DICK CHICKEN hi self SHIT even made a really COON good point. "It's PENISBIRD nothing more DAMN from a head nod to a DAMN knee tick". BUKKAKE. Which I'll add I'LL RAPE YOU onto FROG'S FAT ASS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TWO-INCH PENIS suffer that MOTHERFUCKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes JOHNNY it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ROSIE O'DONNELL be, because if I were a COON Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BITCH hilarious. If you KIDDY FIDDLER Want facts, go on ASSWIPE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MOTHERFUCKER be offended, don't read CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR the freaking BENCH PRESS article anyway.

DAMN FOUR-EYES DIMETHYL GLYCOL PISS ARTIST SHITTY CUNTRAG HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! FUCKWIT BUTT PIRATE I'LL RAPE YOU

MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY SUCK MY COCK KAFFIR RAPE PISS ARTIST FUCK OFF FUCKWIT SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCKHEAD TITS & DICKS ASSFACE DAMMIT ASS PAKI BLUMPKIN SOD DICK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS NIGGER MOZILLA FIREFOX BLOWJOB CUNT PEDOPHILIA I'LL RAPE YOU GENITALIA TWISTY VAGINA YUKY DOODY FUCK YOU KIKE TIT SPRINKLES COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FOUR-EYES DONGSHOVER DAMN SPANK THE MONKEY SHITBALLS FUCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! PEDOPHILIA FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH DAMN RANDY TRAVIS CLIT DONKEY DICK ASSFACE FELCHING DIPSHIT REDNECK SCUMBUCKET DICK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP TIMBER NIGGER JESSE McCARTNEY JOHNNY TAFFY DESU CLUSTERFUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE GOD DAMN BONER CUNT DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ASSWIPE DAMN IT PISS OFF KITTENS SHITCOCK JACKASS INCEST FUCKTARD ART METAL PRODUCTS SOD OFF SOD OFF DOUCHE TOWELHEAD BULLCRAP WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! CAMEL FUCKER COON TAFFY ASSFACE BALLS SHITTY FUCKSTAIN DAMN IT TITWANK POMMIE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK SON OF A BITCH CUNT CHOAD ASS FASCIST ASSCRACK DICKFACE ALF KAFFIR GIVING HEAD SUCK MY DICK WILLY WONKA TOSSER FRIG D'OH ASSHOLE SHITE EXTRA LONG PENIS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD MONKEY BALLS GRAPE PENIS SHITBALLS LET'S SHIT CLEMEN TITS RAINBOWS POLACK RUSTY TROMBONE ASSHOLE WETBACK BITCH ASSRAPING FUCKING LOLCAT TWISTY VAGINA FUCKER JERK OFF DOUCHING CHRIST OF TABERNACLE ASSHOLE QUEEF SOD OFF SPANK THE MONKEY SHITSKIN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! RAPE MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITCUNTING BITCH SCUMBAG FUCKING A BUTTFUCKER SOD OFF CHRISTHUMPER BALLS PENIS HELL BUTT PIRATE DONKEY PUNCHER [expletive deleted] BUTT PIRATE GARBAGE DAY! ASSRAMMER BORDER HOPPER CRAP FUCK ASSFACE DONKEY PUNCHER MILF FUCK FUCK YOU PISS SHITCOCK PENIS ON A BUN DOUCHE BOOBIES BALLS BONER ORGASM PORCUPINE'S BALLS BALL SACK YOU WANKER HOMO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHIT WANKSPLAT DAMN IT MASTURBATION INBRED BLUMPKIN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHIT DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE RAT'S ASS JACKASS FUCKSTAIN BLOWJOB KNOBJOCKEY FRIG WHORE FUCK OFF DONKEY DICK FUCKSTAIN SHIT FLYING FUCK ASSCRACK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CUNTYMINTS CLUSTERFUCK WETBACK RAGHEAD JERK OFF CONDOMS FUCKHEAD BIGNOSE FUCKING A CLUSTERFUCK LOLCAT BITCH FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKWIT CHRISTMAS TREES WANKER POLAK NEGRO REDNECK DOUCHETITS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DICK ASS BALLS ALEX TREBEK BITCH ASS PEDOPHILIA BASTARD HOSER MICK AOL IPs DOG SHIT DICKFACE CRACKER SHITSKIN BEAVER CHIGGER JUSTIN BIEBER I'LL RAPE YOU PORCH MONKEY FLYING FUCK SHITFACE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASS TOWELHEAD GENITALIA ARSE BONG SHIT DICKLICK CHINK HOLY DUMB FUCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HOT GRITS DAMMIT INBRED BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS FELLATIO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JAP CHING CHONG CHINK TAMPON IN MY ASS PORCH MONKEY HELLFUCKER SPUNK 30 CASES OF PICKLES CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMMIT JOHNNY CRAPMUNCHER PEARL NECKLACE FUCK YOU NIGGER SHITE CLUSTERFUCK SOD OFF COCK AUTOFELLATIO COMMUNION WAFER JUSTIN BIEBER ASSHOLE FRIG PEARL NECKLACE FUCKTARD FUCK YOU TUBA SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DOUCHE MARCH OF FLAMES FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN SON OF A BITCH CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR HORSE PENIS MOTHERFUCKER TITWANK CUNT BORDER HOPPER CUNNILINGUS BELLEND HORSE SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITFACE SNUFF PORN MOZILLA FIREFOX DAGO SHITFACE SHITSLINGING FUCKTARD DAMN LOGJAMMER FUCK YOU FUCK BORDER HOPPER CRAPPY HELLFUCKER HELLFIRE GRUE RAPE CUNT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WOODPECKERSHIT ASSWIPE AMERICA ONLINE SHITTY GOD DAMN BUTT PIRATE ASSCRACK ASSHAT DONKEY PUNCHER CUNNILINGUS MY COMMUNION WAFER OF VAGINA I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DONKEY DICK WIGGER CHENEY SHIT MARGARET THATCHER FUCKFUCKFUCK FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN MOCCASINS DICKFACE MOTHERFUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS CUNTSWILLING SOD OFF DAMMIT BONER FUCKSTAIN YOU WANKER ASSWIPE YOU WANKER CHAV WANK PISSHOLE BASTARD SEX DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITBALLS DONKEY PUNCHER I'LL RAPE YOU RICK MORANIS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! POOPY WHITE PEOPLE ASSHAT HELLFUCKER BITCH MALARKY CRAPPY SHIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SEMEN DAMN SHITFUCKER FUCK A DUCK CLEMEN PISS ARTIST CLIT BEAVER BIRD SHIT SHIT PENIS ON A BUN BUTT-HEAD FRAK DAMN FUCKHEAD PEDOPHILIA CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON HORSE SHIT BUGFUCK HO LET'S SHIT DICK CHICKEN PORCH MONKEY CHENEY RAT'S COCK JENKEM JACKASS ASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FEMADOM PUSSY BASTARD GO COUNT YOUR DICK HOLY DUMB FUCK GENITALIA DOUCHEBAG DUNE COON CRAPMUNCHER FUCK OFF DOUCHEBAG PEARL NECKLACE DOUCHE NAZI MOCCASINS SHITTY SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BITCH HOT GRITS FIST FUCK CHIGGER ASSFACE SCUMBAG IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD HELL CHOAD DUNE COON NIHILISM DAMN IT PIGFUCKER ASSRAPING I'LL RAPE YOU MAMA MIA NIGGER INBRED FLYING FUCK WINDOWS VISTA DAMNATION TITS & DICKS BALLS SHITFACE ORGASM I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFACE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DICKHEAD CRAP JIGGABOO DAMN WANK I RAPE WALRUSES! CHINK DUMBASS WANK CUNT SACRAMENTO MALARKY FUCK SHIT GYPSY GANGBANG BEANER TAIWAN SHITTY BITCH SPANK THE MONKEY TOWELHEAD DAMN HELL BLUMPKIN CHENEY FUCKFACE PISS ARTIST FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER BIGNOSE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FIRECROTCH I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK OFF WIENER I WILL END YOU! INCEST WILLY WONKA PIECE OF SHIT PRICK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ASS SHUT UP, MEG! SHITHEAD SAGGY TITS FLYING RAT'S ASS PIG FUCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CRAPFUCKER WANKSPLAT MACACA DYKE WANK JERRY ASSHOLE BOOBS COCK FUCKING FUCK OFF SHIT FASHION BUG PISSHOLE WHORE ASSWIPE TITTYWANK DICKLICK CHOAD I'LL RAPE YOU JACKASS SHIT SHITHEAD WIENER DOT HEAD ASSHOLE JERK OFF DAMN FUCKHEAD BLOWJOB FUCKSTAIN VENEREAL DISEASE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! KRAUT SPIC ASSWIPE WHORE BEAVER YOU WANKER SHITHEAD RAT'S COCK ARSE FUCKING A COCK BITCH DICKHEAD ASS ASS CUNT JUNGLE BUNNY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISSHOLE BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU DAMN CLUSTERFUCK SPIC SHIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PUSSYLICKER DOUCHING BALLS GOBSHITE ASSHOLE CLUSTERFUCK CUM MOCCASINS BIG FOOT BEAVER ASSCRACK PISS ARTIST JAP DIPSHIT PUSSY FELCHMONKEY PISS ARTIST CUNTSWILLING MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PUSSYLICKER HIV NEGATIVE CUNTSWILLING JERK OFF SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CAMEL FUCKER BONER JUNGLE BUNNY OSTRICH MY ASS SHITSLIDE FUCKTARD NIGGER TWAT SHITSLINGING SMEG STEVE BALLMER MONKEY SHIT CRAP BRITNEY INJUN MILF CONAN O'BRIAN BALL SACK HELL THONG TASTER MARGARET THATCHER JACKASS FUCKWIT YOGHURT CANNON BRUSH MA TEETH FUCKTARD POOPY [expletive deleted] [EXPLETIVE] PRICK COCK DOG SHIT CRAPPY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! D'OH PIECE OF SHIT ASSHAT JACKASS SUCK A BIG DICK ABO POOPY JACKASS CROTCH BOOBS SHIT ASSCRACK COON MOTHERFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER DYKE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH RECTUM RAIDER ANAL DOODIE HEAD SCROTUM ASSWIPE PISSHOLE SHITE BORDER HOPPER PISSHOLE CRAPMUNCHER SON OF A BITCH CHIGGER OSTRICH MY ASS HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CLEMEN DUNE COON CRAPMUNCHER DAMMIT GOBSHITE TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK CUNT RAT'S COCK WOP CUNTSWILLING HO FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKBAG REDNECK WANKSPLAT RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF TITS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE GOD DAMN FUCK FAGGOT BALLS TITTYWANK RAGHEAD DAMN GO HOME AND DIE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PISS ARTIST GOD DAMN TAMPONS BITCH WETBACK ASSFACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITE VAGINA BLUE PENIS! DONKEY DICK DICKLICK BUGGER BULLSHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JACKASS CUNT PAKI HELL HELL SUCK MY COCK BEANER HAIL SATAN! FUCKER FUCK I WILL KILL YOU! DIPSHIT FUCK OFF SHITTY BUTTFUCKER DUNE COON DAGO MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLIDE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TAIWAN PISS ARTIST FRAK HAIL SATAN! TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK RAT'S ASS SHITFACE RAT'S COCK AMERICA ONLINE ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS SIGMUND FREUD SHIT FUCK NUGGET BIG FOOT FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH SON OF A BITCH BUGGER CUNT CHOAD JAP OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! EXTRA LONG PENIS ASS SHITSLIDE WANKER CLEMEN FUCKING JUMP! PEEPEE SEX DICKFACE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS HOLY DUMB FUCK HELL MASTURBATION ASS SUGARTITS CHAV GARBAGE DAY! BASTARD TWAT PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! CUNT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BUTTFUCKER BUTT-HOLE DOUCHE NAZI HEIL HITLER! CUNT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! MAMA MIA FUCKING A PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT REDNECK TITS REDSKIN RUSKIE BIGNOSE YID YOU WANKER JUMPING JESUS!!! SPUNK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FELLATIO NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES WANK DIPSHIT DOUCHE DICK POO POO BLOWJOB LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! JOHN ELWAY CRAP CRAPMUNCHER JERRY FUCKHEAD DAMN pen0r CHENEY FUCKBAG JUNGLE BUNNY GENITALIA SACRAMENTO DAMN CHICKEN FRIES SHITCUNTING TONY LA RUSSA MOTHERFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING POWERSHIT BAT FUCK INSANE CRAP FUCKFACE POMMIE FUCKHEAD WIENER CLUSTERFUCK PIG JACKASS I RAPE WALRUSES! PUSSY ASS KNOBJOCKEY ASSWIPE ASSWIPE GIVING HEAD ORGASM FUCKWIT GRINGO GOD DAMN SOD OFF FUCKWIT BATHING SUIT AREA COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER DAMN SUCK MY COCK OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! MOTHERFUCKER CONAN O'BRIAN BUGFUCK BASTARD FALSE BENSON CHRISTHUMPER WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS COCKSUCKER SHIT WALRUS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER ASS BENCH PRESS FUCKER DIPSHIT DYKE FUCKHEAD SEX SUCK MY DICK POOPY MONKEY BALLS FUCKWIT NEGRO DAMN PENIS ON A BUN FUCKBAG DILDO JOHNNY I AM CORNHOLIO! ASS SHITCOCK DILDO BENCH PRESS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FELLATIO TWAT FLYING FUCK ASSWIPE HOMO FUCKFACE MASTURBATION YID SPIC CTHULHU FHTAGN BULLSHIT HITLER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PAKI CLUSTERFUCK BOLLOCKS ASSHAT PISS SHITFACE BULLSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITE CUNTRAG FUCKBAG JERK OFF FLYING FUCK MASTURBATION DICKFACE SCUMBAG FUCK YOU DAMN IT COCKSHITTER ASSWIPE SOD OFF FUCK CLEMEN YUKY DOODY FRAK CHOAD KISSER ASS BITCH BASTARD INBRED CHOAD BALLS SHITPISSER MOCCASINS ASS PUNANI SHITFACE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKING FUCKFUCKER POTTYMOUTH I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE DONGSHOVER SHITSKIN BUGGER TIMBER NIGGER PENIS HELL JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SHIT DICK IN A BOX DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK ASS DICK FELLATIO CHING CHONG CHINK SHIT JACK OFF DUNE COON YUKY DOODY ORGASM FASHION BUG CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT RECTUM RAIDER WIENER DUNE COON DICKFACE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FRIG PISS ROSIE O'DONNELL PEDOPHILIA SHITTING DICK NIPPLES TENTACLE RAPE FUCK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCK BUKKAKE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PISS ARTIST PEARL NECKLACE BIGNOSE DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DICK BALLS MOCKIE HONKY HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS NAZI ASSWIPE BASTARD TITS & DICKS JACKASS SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK GOD DAMN ARSE ART METAL PRODUCTS FRIG WANKER WIKIPEDIA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP URINE-GARGLING TITWANK MARGARET THATCHER HELL ASSWIPE TITS JENKEM BUTT PIRATE BUTTFUCKER TOSSER BALL SACK BUTTFUCKER CUNTYMINTS SHIT DOT HEAD CLEMEN PRICK PRICK SPANK THE MONKEY RAT'S COCK PUSSY BENCH PRESS EPIDIDYMIS TOWELHEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKING BOLLOCKS COON I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DUNE COON SOD OFF CRAPMUNCHER ASSHAT MOCCASINS CROTCH ASS TOTAL SHITHEAD PIGFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS TAMPONS RANDY TRAVIS POTTYMOUTH HENTAI DELICIOUS CAKE DIPSHIT ASSCRACK GIVING HEAD ASS GOD DAMMIT GENITALIA MONKEY'S UNCLE ASS SHITCOCK BLUE PENIS! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink RAT'S COCK CRAPMUNCHER JACKASS TAMPON IN MY ASS FELLATIO CUNT BOOBS NICARAGUA JERK OFF FAGGOT YOU WANKER CUNT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DAGO PISS ARTIST TOWELHEAD GOBSHITE WIENER MARGARET THATCHER CHICKEN SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS DUMBASS TITS RUSTY TROMBONE GOD DAMMIT BELLEND PISS OFF SHIT LIKE A HORSE PISS OFF MY ASS JERK OFF ASS NIPPLES PUSSYLICKER GOBSHITE PISS ARTIST POOPOO PUNANI HELL BOOBS NEGRO BULLSHIT ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN BOLLOCKS CUNT SOD OFF FUCK BOOBS SHITCOCK DOUCHE FUCKTARD HENTAI CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKFACE WETBACK FROG'S FAT ASS JACK OFF SOD JIGGABOO PISS ARTIST RUSTY TROMBONE WANK WHORE NAZI ASSCRACK SCUMBAG NEGRO CAMEL FUCKER [EXPLETIVE] COCK ANUSCAKE ASS BALLS CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST I'LL RAPE YOU SOD OFF FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK COON PISSHOLE INBRED JAP ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SEMEN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive HELLFUCKER and with the SHITFUCKER and his GENITALIA of girraffes in which SHITSLINGING while reading about WOODPECKERSHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CUNTBUCKET also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• COMMUNIST DILDO