Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ANUSCAKE'CHENEY'FUCK YOU'WARNER MUSIC GROUP'MOZILLA FIREFOX'MOTHERFUCKER'POLACK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MOTHERFUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder IN SACREMENT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!, sudden WHORE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CHICKEN SHIT or SHUT UP, MEG! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SON OF A BITCH in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DUMBASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SIGMUND FREUD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FELCHMONKEY DOUCHEBAG words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSHAT utterFUCKance of socially CLUSTERFUCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CLUSTERFUCK television programs to address ANAL Tourette's syndrome.

FUCK Tourette's is HOMO not to be FUCK confused with GOD DAMMIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CUNT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves VENEREAL DISEASE random CAMEL JOCKEY disorientation, culturally-KIKE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUM outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKING JUMP! language, GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SUCK A BIG DICK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BELLEND souvenir shoppes and massive HELL quantities POMMIE of ANAL DIABETES MONKEY SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKING A Polite Note to the DOG FUCKER Author:

The BITCH Tourette's GOBSHITE Research Institute was DILDO founded to QUEEF.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BIGNOSE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ABO article CUNT CRAPPER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CROTCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ANUSCAKE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DIRTY SANCHEZ.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CHRISTHUMPER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of JACKASS Tourrette's sufferers CRACKER swear. You can CROTCH blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TV, for always focusing on the CHIGGER bad side of a terrible FUCKING thing.
• The main TITTYWANK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DICK CHICKEN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MARGARET THATCHER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small POOPOO knee FUCK OFF NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is POMMIE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DOUCHEBAG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at EPIDIDYMIS school for BOLLOCKS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITBALLS sufferers to become FRITZ manically depressed and PIG commit LOLCAT suicide.
• There is no HOT GRITS cure, and the PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS drugs that are available to, "calm" the PEDOPHILIA tics often have adverse PISS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNTYMINTS perodol" which caused my entire ASS body to go DAMN IT numb and DOUCHING basically made it NIGGA! worse than WANK it is without the DEVELOPERS! drug.

I am an active member of a CLEMEN tourette syndrome INJUN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SOD OFF the ARSE public view of Tourettes as a "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PENIS ON A BUN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am GOAT DICK sorry for HOLY DUMB FUCK "hi-jacking" your ANUSCAKE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ARSE this that really WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? annoys me. I am working towards a BOOBIES better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BENCH PRESS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHIT, and making fun of a BLOWJOB horrible disorder is (not) HELL funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MOTHERFUCKER time.

Best BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITSKIN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FIREWALLS reply

As MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CENSORSHIP not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an STUDENT MOVEMENT effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIENANMEN SQUARE degenerate capitalist culture in those TANK MAN countries. When showing I LIKE BUSH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NORTH KOREA in countries MONGOLIANS leadership, those problems does not GOVERNMENT FILTERS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CAPITALISM byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society BUDDHIST MONK.

Li Chiang “RIVER CRABS SUCK” Wen

P.S. BITCH Regards to Andrew SCROTUM Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

The ASS bastard who wrote this article. You can ASS punch him if you MOTHERFUCKER want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIV NEGATIVE offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GOD DAMMIT saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my BITCH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DIRTY SANCHEZ and SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DAMMIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BAND WITH 4 TITTIES MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DAMN HORSE! I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!'S HOUSE

How TAMPON IN MY ASS to VENEREAL DISEASE cure FUCKER the MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's JACK ABRAMOFF Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASS for SHITE Tourette's SHITFUCKER Syndrome HELLFIRE is AUTOFELLATIO following WANKSPLAT these BIRD SHIT rules BUTTFUCKER in GREASER order:

• 1: Avoid WANK immature CRACKER little CUNTRAG kids,
• 2: Count to COCKSUCKER within RUSKIE 10 TOSSERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your STEVE BALLMER ASSCRACK GOD DAMMIT nor DIPSHIT talk,
• 4: Tell HELL yourself you GOOK don't SEMEN have BITCH this ASSHOLE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JACK ABRAMOFF WITH NASTY BITCH DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! last straw BUGFUCK!

I fucking put DIPSHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE PEDOPHILIA PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at AUTOFELLATIO the TOP OF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS THIS BOOBIES ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKHEAD offensive. WIGGER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to MARGARET THATCHER people who try SPIC to battle FOUR-EYES'FUCK OFF that tight-ass SHIT 17-year-MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DOUCHING it now, but someone said CLIT' REDNECK JUNGLE BUNNY'Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING REDNECK is a laughing SHITFUCKER matter. Plus there POOPOO was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on INBRED Uncyclopedia, there are HELL articles DIPSHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PORCH MONKEY stuff. So ASSHOLE that means JIZZ stop getting mad at the TOTAL first part too and SHITHEAD talking about the LIMEY letter that it's PORCH MONKEY mocking (what SHITTY letter? I don't even know what SHITE the heck you're talking about). Adrian IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! hi self GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS even made a really FUCKER good point. "It's FLYING FUCK nothing more MARY WHITEHOUSE from a head nod to a TITS knee tick". SHITSLINGING. Which I'll add DAMN onto GOATSE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BRUSH MA TEETH suffer that TITS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes POMMIE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DUMBASS be, because if I were a PAKI Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TITTIES hilarious. If you SHITFACE Want facts, go on BOOBS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TAMPON IN MY ASS be offended, don't read ASSFACE the freaking BEANER article anyway.

FUCKFACE BONER ARSEBADGERS SHIT DOG SHIT BUTT PIRATE FRED PHELPS ASS P'KANG SHITFACE

FUCKHEAD RAPE GIVING HEAD WANK GOBSHITE CUNTBUCKET WANK MAMA MIA WIENER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SUNSHINE MOZILLA FIREFOX INBRED AUTOFELLATIO CLEMEN SHITPISSER DOG FUCKER TWAT DAMN IT ASSHOLE CLIT POO POO BLOWJOB ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKFACE JERK OFF GOD DAMN NIPPLES HUMAN RIGHTS BAT FUCK INSANE SHIT SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BOON WANKER COCK FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKTARD BUTTFUCKER ARSE WEHATEMARIO FRENCH TICKLER JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKING A HELL BITCH CLUSTERFUCK FUCKHEAD LOLCAT GARBAGE DAY! BITCH FOUR-EYES CARPET MUNCHER COCKSTUFFER BUTTFUCKER HELL COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKHEAD SHITE FUCKWIT DILDO CLUSTERFUCK BUGGER ASSHOLE SLOPE BUTT PIRATE INCEST DICKFACE YID 666 DICKHEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER DAMN PENIS CLUSTERFUCK BOOBIES YOU SUCK BALLS PIECE OF SHIT DOM DeLUISE CRAPFUCKER VAGINA RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU SHITFUCKER CHOLERA IS FUN! NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES GRINGO CLUSTERFUCK WEHATEMARIO [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] PEARL NECKLACE PISS OFF I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! PAKI BOOBS ASSCRACK FENCE JUMPER RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK JAP FUCKER ASSHOLE ARSE BUTTFUCKER SHITFACE FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK CLIT GENITALIA FIST FUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BALL SACK PENISFUCK TOWELHEAD ANAL NIPPLES CUNTRAG IT'S OVER 9000! MICK CLUSTERFUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MOLDY TITS FUCK BRUSH MA TEETH TRANNY SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CUNTBUCKET SON OF A BITCH ANUSCAKE AOL IPs RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKHEAD CUNT FRIG ASSRAPING CRAPMUNCHER PECKERHEAD TAMPONS DONKEY PUNCHER JUSTIN BIEBER DOUCHING DOG SHIT PORCH MONKEY JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CUNT JACKASS FIRECROTCH ALF JACK ABRAMOFF SHUT UP, MEG! FUCK FUCKSTAIN WANKER POOPY CC PLZ CHIGGER PEARL NECKLACE DUNE COON FUCK IN COMMUNIST CHINA, EXPLETIVE SHOUTS YOU!! PISS OFF RAPE EPIDIDYMIS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITFUCKER DAMN FUCKTARD PISS OFF FUCKHEAD NIGGER SHAKOPEE ANAL DIABETES DUMBASS SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE NIPPLES ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKTARD FUCK ASSRAMMER SHITSLINGING DICK IN A BOX FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A NIGGER BLOWJOB SHITFUCKER DOODIE HEAD INJUN URINE-GARGLING WOP DICK FOUR-EYES BUTT PIRATE KIKE FUCKING A GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASSHAT FRENCH TICKLER WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT GUMDROPS WARNER MUSIC GROUP I DON'T HAVE AIDS LAKE TITICACA UIGURS NIGGER FUCKBAG COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE DONKEY DICK PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE ARSE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS GENITALIA MOZILLA FIREFOX JERK OFF DARTH VADER INCEST GOD DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER RAPE BULLSHIT WETBACK BENCH PRESS BASTARD CAMEL FUCKER COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH GIVING HEAD FUCKFUCKFUCK BASTARD CUNNILINGUS WIKIPEDIA OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA ARSE JACKASS SHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES GYPSY DOM DeLUISE FEMADOM FOUR-EYES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNT FUCKING A BITCH NIPPLES FUCK YOU FUCKING LET'S SHIT FUCK A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! DOUCHEBAG ASSRAPING FUCKING O CANADA NIGGER BULLSHIT MASTURBATION BOOBIES FROG'S FAT ASS SCROTUM GOD DAMN WANKER KIKE MOCCASINS PRICK SHITCUNTING FUCKTARD CONDOMS TITS FUCKING ARSE NECROPHILIA NAZI SHITSLINGING ORGASM FEMADOM FUCK OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS PICKANINNY DOUCHING Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS INCEST PIG HELL PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKWIT YUKY DOODY PISSHOLE SHITHEAD DICK IN A BOX SHITSLIDE CAMEL JOCKEY GOD DAMN NAZI PUSSY DAMN TACO BASTARD D'OH DICK JACKASS SHIT CRAP IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SIGMUND FREUD SEMEN MOTHERFUCKER PENISFUCK NIGGER HOCKEY FUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK YOU WANK MALL SANTA DAMN BEAVER POMMIE WETBACK DOT HEAD POLESMOKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES OSTRICH MY ASS REDSKIN TACO BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BOLLOCKS SEX BOOBS SOD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! RAT'S COCK FUCKFACE SHITE CAMEL FUCKER DILDO EMO ASSHOLE FUCKHEAD SHITSLINGING ASSHOLE ANAL DIABETES SHITE BLOWJOB FROG'S FAT ASS COCKSHITTER GOD DAMN BOOBIES DAMN FAG FIST FUCK ARSE ASSWIPE [EXPLETIVE] FENCE JUMPER FUCK YOU CUNT SHITHEAD FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS MONKEY'S UNCLE RAT'S COCK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHIT FRENCH TICKLER BONER DOG SHIT TITS & DICKS GOD DAMMIT FASHION BUG ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX JACKASS FUCK OFF BASTARD DOODIE HEAD FLYING FUCK DARTH VADER ROMANIA EPIDIDYMIS CARPET MUNCHER CRAPFUCKER BORDER HOPPER BUKKAKE PENIS BIGNOSE DAGO I AM CORNHOLIO! CRACKER SHIT FUCK GIVING HEAD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITFACE BRUSH MA TEETH FLAMING ASS BADGER FELCHING DICK IN A BOX MOCCASINS JUNGLE BUNNY WANKSPLAT FUCKSTAIN INBRED TWAT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! NICARAGUA DOUCHETITS TWAT ART METAL PRODUCTS DOUCHING FUDGEPACKER CHIGGER CRAPPY GO COUNT YOUR DICK WOODPECKERSHIT BELLEND BALLS COCK EPIDIDYMIS PENIS CLUSTERFUCK THONG TASTER WOP TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! GYPSY DICKFACE YOU WANKER FEWMETS FUCKTARD FUCKFACE CUNT ASSHAT DOUCHING MOZILLA FIREFOX DOUCHEBAG DOUCHEBAG HORSE SHIT NIGGER PISSHOLE PISS ASSCRACK ASSWIPE CUM DICKHEAD REBECCA BLACK SCROTUM BITCH [expletive deleted] JACK ABRAMOFF BUGGER SHITFUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKING PISS OFF PUSSY FELCHMONKEY SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BOLLOCKS SUGARTITS FUCKFACE FUCKING DICKLICK SHIT MONKEY SHIT TOURETTE'S IS FUN BULLSHIT PRICK HELL JAP WETBACK CRACKER ASSHAT SHIT SCROTUM DAMN BLOWJOB BASTARD NIGGER CUNT LAPPER NORTH KOREA FUCKHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS SHITE PEARL NECKLACE SHIT CHIGGER MARY WHITEHOUSE DOUCHETITS JESSE McCARTNEY SCUMBAG HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CHINK ABO CLUSTERFUCK KAFFIR ASS ASS FUCK ASS TESTICLE CHOKE WHORE FUCKHEAD 30 CASES OF PICKLES JERK OFF ARSEBADGERS CRACKER ASSFACE BLOWJOB SCROTUM [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] FUCKHEAD SUCK COCKS IN HELL! GIVING HEAD DIPSHIT MONKEY'S UNCLE TESTICLE CHOKE BLISTERING BARNACLES ASSFACE BULLCRAP SPIC FUCK YOU TOWELHEAD COCKGOBLIN BAT FUCK INSANE CUNT ARSE JACKASS DICK SHIT SCUMBAG CHICKEN SHIT FUCK OFF RAGHEAD SPUNK COCK GRAPE PENIS BALL SACK BOOBIES TACO I WILL END YOU! BEANER HONKY I WILL KILL YOU! GANGBANG SUCK A BIG DICK FUCK YOU DICKWAD FUCKING FUCKING JACK ABRAMOFF POLACK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! RAPE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK NEGRO ASS FELCHMONKEY FELLATIO BASTARD REDNECK PRICK DAMNATION GOATSE INBRED SHITTY GIVING HEAD WANK DICK I WILL KILL YOU! DAGO SHITFACE CHICKEN SHIT JESSE McCARTNEY I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK SMEG WALRUS SHIT PISS UP MY ARSE BUTT PIRATE RUSKIE MASTURBATION ASSHAT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST JACKASS CUNT SOD ASSCRACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BASTARD EAT MY SHIT! BOOBIES GOBSHITE PISS CUNTBUCKET WINDOWS VISTA CUNT TIT SPRINKLES RAT'S ASS FUCKER DICKFACE SUCK MY DICK FUCKING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BASTARD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ABO MOTHERFUCKER MICK VAGINA SAND NIGGER GOD DAMN ASSHAT SOD OFF DICK IN A BOX JERK OFF BIGNOSE BONER ASSCRACK SEX ARSE DIPSHIT SHITSKIN COCKSTUFFER DYKE CHICKEN FRIES PISS ARTIST JACKASS SHIT DUMBASS DOUCHE NAZI FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CUM BLOWJOB DONALD RUMSFELD MAMA MIA BLOWJOB DAMN IT KIKE AY-AY-AY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT P'KANG YOU WANKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PENISFUCK SHITE REDSKIN TITTIES CUNT TUBA BRITNEY FROG'S FAT ASS POWERSHIT BIRD SHIT DICKWAD CLIT FUCK YOU QUEEF WIKIPEDIA PEDOPHILIA ASS MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER BULLSHIT JACKASS FENCE JUMPER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCK OFF JAP DUNE COON JENKEM TAMPON IN MY ASS CAMEL JOCKEY THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE YOU WANKER CLIT JACKASS SHIT BLOWJOB JUSTIN BIEBER BOOBIES WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! SUGARTITS ASSHAT JACKASS BALL SACK PISS ARTIST EUROIPODS RAT'S ASS KNOBJOCKEY FRIG IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CHOAD FUCK OFF DAMMIT BIGNOSE CRAPPY CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT ARSE NIGGER BOLLOCKS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BITCH DOG SHIT SHITBALLS FUCK YOU NAZI WIKIPEDIA BELGIUM EXTRA LONG PENIS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD YOU WANKER DUNE COON JIZZ SHITFUCKER JACKASS SHIT SHITSLINGING SEX FRIG FELCHING QUEEF PISS CUNNILINGUS WANK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MALARKY DAMN FUCK WANKSPLAT GRINGO SHITFUCKER HAIL SATAN! TITMOUSE GO HOME AND DIE AY-AY-AY FUCKSTAIN PENISPENISPENIS!!! SPANK THE MONKEY JIZZ YOU WANKER BASTARD HOLY DUMB FUCK BUNG-HOLE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITE POWERSHIT CUNT ASSWIPE CUNT CRAPPY CUNT PORCH MONKEY HELL DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CRAP ON A STICK FUCK NUGGET DIPSHIT RECTUM RAIDER ASS LICKER BITCH CLUSTERFUCK WETBACK ASS HOCKEY COON FUCKER SPUNK SOD FROG'S FAT ASS MALL SANTA PENISBIRD DOUCHEBAG NECROPHILIA CLUSTERFUCK DICKHEAD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CHINK FUCKTARD DOG SHIT FUCKHEAD ASS LICKER GYPSY LET'S SHIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SEMEN COCKSUCKER HORSE PENIS HELL CHIGGER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BASTARD RAT'S COCK BITCH FUCK DYKE NIGGER SHITTY ASS LICKER DOG SHIT TURD CHUFF RAT'S COCK BITCH CRAP FUCK YOU ASSWIPE CHIGGER BUGFUCK COON DICKHEAD PISS DIPSHIT PENIS FUCK FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY BUTT PIRATE BITCH FUCKFACE SAND NIGGER CLUSTERFUCK INJUN OH SHI– FASHION BUG SHIT PICKANINNY PECKERHEAD CUNTRAG ASSFACE NEGRO FELCHING FUCKHEAD SCUMBUCKET I'LL RAPE YOU MARY WHITEHOUSE pen0r GOOK CUNT JACKASS {{USERNAME}} INBRED BULLSHIT CUNT CHENEY PIECE OF SHIT BEANER BIG FOOT FROG SCUMBAG INCEST CHOAD KISSER FUCKER MONKEY SHIT CUNT SHITSLINGING DOT HEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS DUNE COON DAMN IT CUNT SHITSLINGING CUNNILINGUS SHITE HELLFIRE DONKEY DICK FUCKING WANK SUGARTITS ASSCRACK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA HORSE SHIT BENCH PRESS DIPSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS NIGGER TITS SAGGY TITS HELL TIBET ASS SHITE PORCH MONKEY WEHATEMARIO WIGGER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PISS OFF MY ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN CUNNILINGUS RAT'S ASS REBECCA BLACK KNOBJOCKEY DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKING A BALL SACK SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKING ASSFACE TENTACLE RAPE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS INBRED FUCKSTAIN GARBAGE DAY! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BALLS HOT GRITS TITTIES AUTOFELLATIO AUTOFELLATIO SHITHEAD MASTURBATION POTTYMOUTH INCEST CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BUTTFUCKER AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS ASSCRACK SHIT CUNT FUCKTARD PRICK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITCUNTING All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy JIZZ BUTT PIRATE DICKFACE CUNT JUNGLE BUNNY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DOUCHE NAZI DOUCHING ASS ASSBANDIT WETBACK FLYING FUCK DICK CHICKEN FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKHEAD ARSE TWISTY VAGINA ANUSCAKE CUNT SCUMBAG CUNNILINGUS BITCH WALRUS SHIT MOLDY TITS DICKHEAD ARSE PORCH MONKEY MARY WHITEHOUSE CHUFF GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS suck my mothers CUNNILINGUS JIGGABOO JAP FROG'S FAT ASS CRAP ON A STICK SHIT GENITALIA DIRTY SANCHEZ CUM INBRED CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR WOP FRENCH TICKLER SHIT INCEST SHITSLINGING CROTCH [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] BATMAN & ROBIN I RAPE WALRUSES! CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE MASTURBATION BEANER DAMN FAGGOT BUGGER PENIS FUCK OFF DARTH VADER ASSCRACK PISS ARTIST Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive COCKSUCKER and with the JOHN SMILEY FACE and his FUCKFACE of girraffes in which BORDER HOPPER while reading about TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See HELL also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• HOLY DUMB FUCK