Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASS'PISSHOLE'SONNY BILL WILLIAMS'FAGGOT'BITCH'SON OF A BITCH'CLUSTERFUCK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WIENER neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WANK, sudden CHENEY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKTARD or CUNT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly RUSTY TROMBONE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BENSON SUCKS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DAMN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WOODPECKERSHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WEHATEMARIO PEDOPHILIA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TAMPON IN MY ASS utterFUCKance of socially CUNT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP television programs to address DIPSHIT Tourette's syndrome.

VAGINA Tourette's is FRIG not to be YID confused with COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MY ANUS IS BLEEDING chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BULLSHIT random SHITHEAD disorientation, culturally-GIVING HEAD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKSTAIN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FAGGOT language, BUDDHIST MONK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WANKSPLAT EXTRA LONG PENIS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DAMN souvenir shoppes and massive JOHN SMILEY FACE quantities CUNTRAG of ANAL DIABETES SHITE garbage.

Darnit.

A JACKASS Polite Note to the AMERICA ONLINE Author:

The TWAT Tourette's FUCK Research Institute was POOPY founded to FUCKSTAIN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BUGGER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PEACEFUL article IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BOOBS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKSTAIN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DICKHEAD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUDGEPACKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SAND NIGGER Tourrette's sufferers DAMN IT swear. You can SHITCOCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TV, for always focusing on the COON bad side of a terrible HEIL HITLER! thing.
• The main OH SHI– symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CHENEY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'EXTRA LONG PENIS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WANK knee BITCH NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is GOD DAMN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HADJI cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at YID school for SPIC something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage KIDDY FIDDLER sufferers to become RAT'S COCK manically depressed and DAMN commit FUCK YOU suicide.
• There is no FUCKING cure, and the DAMN drugs that are available to, "calm" the COON tics often have adverse PUSSY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FLYING RAT'S ASS perodol" which caused my entire DOG SHIT body to go PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT numb and PENIS ON A BUN basically made it NIGGA! worse than suck my mothers it is without the YOUR MOM drug.

I am an active member of a JACKASS tourette syndrome TOURETTE'S SYNDROME association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JOHN SMILEY FACE the FRIG public view of Tourettes as a "HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKHEAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASSFACE sorry for JACK OFF "hi-jacking" your SHITTY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like LAKE TITICACA this that really PRICK annoys me. I am working towards a INBRED better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CONAN O'BRIAN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FIRECROTCH, and making fun of a PENIS ON A STICK horrible disorder is (not) JESUS FUCKING CHRIST funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD time.

Best HOLY DUMB FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASSFACE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIVER CRABS SUCK reply

As MONASTERIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHRISTIANITY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GRASS MUD HORSE Westerners show is not an TIBET effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DIMETHYL GLYCOL degenerate capitalist culture in those OPINION countries. When showing POISON IN BABY FORMULA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FREEDOM OF SPEECH in countries GOVERNMENT FILTERS leadership, those problems does not RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA IS CAPITALIST byproduct of your RIGHT WING capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “FALUN GONG” Wen

P.S. OH SHI– Regards to Andrew SHITCOCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The BUGFUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can ASSFACE punch him if you HELL want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough UNITED KINGDOM problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE offensive stuff. I ask that you CECIL JOHN RHODES remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKTARD saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my FUCKING intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WANK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TITS and ASSHAT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TITTYWANK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) NIGGER BAND WITH 4 PORCUPINE'S BALLS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A HELL HORSE! WANK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WANK'S HOUSE

How TITS & DICKS to HELL cure FLYING RAT'S ASS the FROG'S FAT ASS Tourette's FELLATIO Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCK for COON Tourette's COON Syndrome D'OH is ALF following DOG FUCKER these PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS rules PUNANI in TWISTY VAGINA order:

• 1: Avoid RANDY TRAVIS immature ASSHOLE little BIRD IN THE HOUSE kids,
• 2: Count to JAP within DICKHEAD 10 JAPseconds,
• 3: Do not open your GOD DAMMIT HELL BLOWJOB nor FROG talk,
• 4: Tell SHIT yourself you FUCK don't NI have FUCKSTAIN this GOD DAMN disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BUTTFUCKER WITH NASTY JERK OFF DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DOUCHE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WANK last straw PIECE OF SHIT!

I fucking put FLYING RAT'S ASS' my comment at the TOP OF THE VENEREAL DISEASE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKSTAIN the TOP OF GANGBANG THIS SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCK offensive. SHIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASSHAT people who try DOG SHIT to battle O KURWA!'SHITE that tight-ass PISS 17-year-PUSSYLICKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ASSCRACK it now, but someone said SHITE' FUCK EAT MY SHIT!'CRAPFUCKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SOD is a laughing POMMIE matter. Plus there WOMEN'S RIGHTS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on COCK Uncyclopedia, there are SHITCOCK articles WANK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DIRTY SANCHEZ stuff. So SUCK A BIG DICK that means ASSWIPE stop getting mad at the ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA first part too and RAPE talking about the DAMN IT letter that it's DUNE COON mocking (what D'OH letter? I don't even know what DAMN the heck you're talking about). Adrian ARSE hi self MALARKY even made a really DYKE good point. "It's TAFFY nothing more PIECE OF SHIT from a head nod to a ASS knee tick". SHITFUCKER. Which I'll add BULLCRAP onto BORDER HOPPER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TITS suffer that DOUCHEBAG much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKTARD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TWISTY VAGINA be, because if I were a BITCH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CHOAD hilarious. If you GOBSHITE Want facts, go on BASTARD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT be offended, don't read FUCKING JUMP! the freaking SHAKOPEE article anyway.

DICK SHAKOPEE SHITCOCK FENCE JUMPER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! HELL FUCK SHITTY DILDO

ASSCRACK CUNT DUMBASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHAKOPEE BITCH BITCH INCEST DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PENIS ON A BUN HOLY DUMB FUCK JACKASS PIECE OF SHIT ASSCRACK POLESMOKER FLYING FUCK CRAP BITCH BIG FOOT PISS OFF VAGINA COCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BIRD SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU CLEMEN DONKEY PUNCHER TITTIES GOD DAMN CHOAD WANKER ASSHOLE FUCKING MONKEY BALLS EMO TWAT CUNT SUGARTITS BUGFUCK DICK IN A BOX FUCK OFF DONGSHOVER MOTHERFUCKER POOPOO PISS REDNECK WANK SCUMBAG GUMDROPS CUNT MOCCASINS DICK CUNTBUCKET EARS OF CHRIST BUTTFUCKER WANKER CUNT CUNTSWILLING POOPOO BUNG-HOLE RICK MORANIS BALL SACK SHITHEAD JIZZ PENISBIRD FUCKTARD SAND NIGGER DAMN CUNT SUGAR ASS TURD DILDO ABO ASS BUTTFUCKER DIPSHIT SON OF A BITCH BUTT PIRATE YOU WANKER PRICK BULLSHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BITCH ORGASM CUM CUM SHITSLINGING BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING BASEBALL SHITHEAD CROTCH FRENCH TICKLER FROG'S FAT ASS LENS CRAFTERS FOUR-EYES MILF SHITFUCKER BLOWJOB ARSE CONDOMS HELL SCUMBUCKET QUEEF POOPY SCROTUM FUCKFACE PIGFUCKER CHOAD MOZILLA FIREFOX DIPSHIT JESSE McCARTNEY SIGMUND FREUD BUKKAKE MOTHERFUCKER HOT GRITS PENISBIRD YUKY DOODY DIPSHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HELL ANUSCAKE SHIT BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKING CHAV ASS LICKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE RICK MORANIS BUGGER SEX TOTAL DOG FUCKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FRIG SON OF A BITCH ARSEBADGERS BASTARD SPIC CLEMEN DAMMIT PISS OFF FIST FUCK FELLATIO ASSHOLE JIZZ REDNECK BOLLOCKS HADJI SHITFUCKER PRICK FUCK SUCK A BIG DICK JESSE McCARTNEY ANUSCAKE YOU WANKER GOOK KNOBJOCKEY JUMPING JESUS!!! CAMEL FUCKER ASSHAT TITS INBRED FUCKTARD BALL SACK MAMA MIA POLESMOKER MOCCASINS JIGGABOO CRAP TAFFY CLIT DAMMIT NIGGER LIMEY FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKFACE CUNT DONKEY PUNCHER BUTTFUCKER FUCKER RAT'S ASS FENCE JUMPER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH NECROPHILIA ASSHAT COCK TOWELHEAD LIMEY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA MARGARET THATCHER DILDO DAMN WANKER BELGIUM BASTARD PORCH MONKEY SOD CHICKEN SHIT BASTARD POLACK RAT'S COCK NIGGER DOODIE HEAD MOTHERFUCKER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHIT FAG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHIT THIS IS A RARE SWEAR GOD DAMN OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SHITTY BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA 666 CUNT WHITE POWER P'KANG BULLSHIT PORCH MONKEY SHITPISSER CUNT CLUSTERFUCK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? MOZILLA FIREFOX BUTT PIRATE CUNTYMINTS LIMEY BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY RAPE CUM BULLSHIT DONALD RUMSFELD BITCH CHING CHONG CHINK SPANK THE MONKEY RAT'S ASS SHITTY BASTARD CUNTBUCKET PENISFUCK JACK OFF FUCKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! MARGARET THATCHER CUNTBUCKET NIGGER DICK PUNANI NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BONG CUNT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA EMO WETBACK POTTYMOUTH ASSFACE FUCK BUGGER OFF CHRIST OF TABERNACLE FRITZ JACKASS SHIT FUCKBAG FUCKING GOD DAMMIT VENEREAL DISEASE SHUT UP, MEG! WHITE POWER VAGINA SPICY CUNT FUCK GYPSY GOD DAMN GO HOME AND DIE ASS BRITNEY MONKEY'S UNCLE HOT GRITS VENEREAL DISEASE O KURWA! CHIGGER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA URINE-GARGLING THONG TASTER PISS ARTIST WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? GOD DAMMIT FUCKING CHICKEN SHIT TITTIES SAND NIGGER JUSTIN BIEBER ASSWIPE SHIT BUTTFUCKER BEANER HORSE SHIT SHITFACE MASTURBATION CUNNILINGUS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CHOAD CUNTBUCKET CUNT BASTARD ASS WANKSPLAT PISS SHIT GOD DAMN FUCKTARD ANUSCAKE SHITE CC PLZ BUGFUCK HORSE PENIS NIGGER FUCK FUCK POMMIE LENS CRAFTERS BUTT-HOLE SEX SHIT ASS ARSE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? WANK FUCKFACE PISS DOUCHING DOUCHETITS BOLLOCKS FAG BLUE PENIS! MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BUGGER OFF YID CUNT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST PEDOPHILIA FREE ELECTIONS HELLFUCKER DICKWAD BITCH FUCKFACE SHITHEAD D'OH DICK IN A BOX NICARAGUA NIPPLES FRAK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DAMN SUCK COCKS IN HELL! GOD DAMMIT DAMN RAPE HELL PUSSY DICKHEAD RAPE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! YOU WANKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BOLLOCKS NIGGER FUCK YOU FUCKTARD PEDOPHILIA BAD MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER FUCK OFF FUCKING JUMP! 4CHAN FUCK A DUCK TITWANK SHITFUCKER PISS OFF MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SAND NIGGER DAMN CLUSTERFUCK DICK CHICKEN BASTARD CLEMEN P'KANG MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ANAL DIABETES NIPPLES SHIT THIS IS SPARTA! FUCKING A DIPSHIT WALRUS SHIT FUCK OFF GANGBANG OLD CHRIST OF A SHITSLINGING WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? URINE-GARGLING FAG CUNNILINGUS BUTTFUCKER SHIT LAKE TITICACA ANAL WANK TWAT SHITHEAD FUCKER FLYING FUCK DICK CHICKEN FUCKING A NIGGER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WHORE ASSFACE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASS WANK BASTARD DIPSHIT CUNT JOHNNY CUNT TESTICLE CHOKE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CUNT SHITTY DAMN BLOWJOB ARSE CAMEL JOCKEY NECROPHILIA BORDER HOPPER YOU WANKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKING JACKASS ASS CUNTSWILLING MOTHERFUCKER FUCKWIT PUSSY LIMEY YOU MOZILLA FIREFOX BASTARD ASSHAT BIRD SHIT BITCH TWAT JACKASS SHIT HORSE SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FRIG PECKERHEAD DAMMIT TWAT CHICKEN SHIT PUNANI DILDO HENTAI DOUCHE TRANNY CRAPMUNCHER SHITSKIN PUSSY HELL GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS MONKEY'S UNCLE SHIT COCK KIDDY FIDDLER [expletive deleted] ABO SOD SHITTY BULLSHIT SHITTY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! HOMO TAMPON IN MY ASS WANK POLESMOKER I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE JUNGLE BUNNY ORGASM BITCH NIHILISM ORGASM CUNT SHITCUNTING FUCKSTAIN ARSEBADGERS ASS FUCK OFF ASSCRACK BUTTFUCKER LIMEY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WIENER PISS JAP TESTICLE CHOKE MOTHERFUCKER BALLS FUCK OFF FUCKING BASEBALL DOUCHETITS TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK BUGGER OFF FUCKTARD ANUSCAKE NAZI WIKIPEDIA MALARKY MOLDY TITS RAT'S COCK BANGKOK SHITBALLS DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKWIT PIECE OF SHIT FUCKER GOD DAMMIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JERRY NECROPHILIA D'OH SHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON DOG SHIT CHIGGER COON URINE-GARGLING BALL SACK ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN INCEST BUGGER OFF GIVING HEAD FLYING FUCK TWAT WANK BASTARD KAFFIR ASSWIPE FUCKBAG DICK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT NIGNOG ASS FASCIST BULLCRAP DYKE HORSE SHIT HELL DOG SHIT SACRED SHITE ARSE HELL HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! REDNECK FUCK A DUCK I WILL KILL YOU! SUCK MY DICK JIZZ FUCKING A DIPSHIT DIPSHIT YOGHURT CANNON TITMOUSE DICKFACE MICK DOUCHE GO COUNT YOUR DICK DUMBASS BITCH BUKKAKE BUGGER DAGO ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BITCH BIGNOSE KAFFIR COCKSMOKER SHITE SAGGY TITS POTTYMOUTH OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! I WILL KILL YOU! FU SPANG FUCKHEAD CONDOMS TONY LA RUSSA COON FUCKING JUMP! WANK JAP YOU WANKER DAMMIT TWO-INCH PENIS RANDY TRAVIS BULLSHIT DOUCHE NAZI FOUR-EYES SUCK MY COCK FUCKHEAD CLIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DILDO CLIT MILF JACKASS CUNT CUNTRAG TAMPONS CRAPMUNCHER DICKLICK TITS & DICKS GREASER SHITSLIDE NI JACKASS SCUMBAG PORCH MONKEY RAT'S COCK ICE CREAM JIGGABOO HELLFUCKER MACACA PIECE OF SHIT DUMBASS SCUMBUCKET SAGGY TITS NECROPHILIA BASTARD DOUCHE DOT HEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITE BRITNEY BITCH BEANER NORTH KOREA PISS UP MY ARSE PUSSY FUCKING JUMP! [EXPLETIVE] MACACA SHITHEAD FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU TITTYWANK DONKEY PUNCHER DAMN CRAP TAFFY ASS FASCIST TURD CHRISTHUMPER CRAP ON A STICK TITWANK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SCROTUM PISS ARTIST FUCKTARD SHITE ASSHOLE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DUMBASS PUSSY VAGINA JACKASS YOU SUCK BALLS RAT'S COCK DAMN FAG FAG SHIT BASTARD JACK OFF PUNANI RAT'S ASS SHITSLINGING FUCKBAG TITS [expletive deleted] DICKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS FLAMING ASS BADGER BITCH CHIGGER FRITZ SPANK THE MONKEY BOYCOTT VIACOM! MAMA MIA CUNTRAG SAMUEL L. JACKSON NECROPHILIA Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BITCH BIRD IN THE HOUSE BONG WANK DICKWAD [Insert swear here] LET'S SHIT YUKY DOODY FRITZ DARTH VADER BUTT PIRATE FAGGOT JENKEM ASS DOG SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PRICK DOUCHE FUCKSTAIN NORTH KOREA COON FUCKSTAIN HO SHITHEAD NAZI DIPSHIT FASHION BUG FUCK CRAPMUNCHER SAMUEL L. JACKSON DONGSHOVER EMO NIPPLES BOOBS ASSRAPING VAGINA FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHITFUCKER ALF ARSE RANDY TRAVIS FUCKER FUCK GREASER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HELL ARSE CUNT DOG SHIT DOG FUCKER DAMN FUCKSTAIN FELCHING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ALEX TREBEK GOOK GOD DAMN DAGO 666 PEACEFUL ASSFACE PISS DILDO SUCK MY DICK CROTCH ARSE BALLS CHUFF TIMBER NIGGER DAMN IT FLYING FUCK CRAP EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CUNT TWAT NIGGER CRAP ON A STICK PUNANI AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WOP MOLDY TITS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? POMMIE MONKEY SHIT FUCK BUTTFUCKER SPUNK FUCKING A JOHNNY SHITSLIDE CRAPMUNCHER SHITCUNTING BANGKOK CUM DUNE COON MARGARET THATCHER BITCH MOCKIE FUCKBAG WIGGER SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASS LICKER DAMN ASSHAT CUNT POMMIE GIVING HEAD CRAPPY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BIGNOSE DICKHEAD CUM CUNTYMINTS DUMBASS JACK OFF TIT SPRINKLES MOZILLA FIREFOX SEX HELL HELL GO COUNT YOUR DICK SCUMBAG BUGFUCK CAUCASIANS SEMEN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DICK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI AAAAAAAAA! JIGGABOO SHITE DAGO FEWMETS HADJI CHUFF JIGGABOO DICK CHICKEN FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF SHIT DILDO PAKI RAPE WANK FROG CUNTRAG VAGINA CLEVELAND STEAMER DOUCHEBAG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PEEPEE POOPOO DICKFACE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CUNT REDNECK BOYCOTT VIACOM! ALEX TREBEK DONKEY DICK BALLS BITCH BASTARD STEVE BALLMER SEMEN ASSHAT WOP HO FUCK A DUCK KNOBJOCKEY WILLY WONKA TITTYWANK SHIT ASSWIPE ORGASM [EXPLETIVE] SCUMBAG PENISBIRD SHIT FIRECROTCH FUCKER AUTOFELLATIO CUNNILINGUS JOHN ELWAY VAGINA POMMIE SCUMBAG GOD DAMN AUTOFELLATIO GENITALIA DAMN EPIDIDYMIS ASS CHAV CUNTYMINTS PISS OFF BASTARD FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK OFF FROG'S FAT ASS TITS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! INBRED BASTARD NIGGER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TUBA JACKASS FUCKER FUCKING JUMP! LICK PUSSY SHITFACE CUNNILINGUS SOD OFF BOB SAGET SHITE HELL TAFFY CONDOMS ASSHOLE CARPET MUNCHER ALEX TREBEK FUCK CHIGGER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WANK POMMIE PEEPEE PISS YOUR MOM FELCHING 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD CROTCH FELCHMONKEY ORGASM PISS OFF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BUGGER OFF FUCKING JUMP! NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BITCH FUCK POLESMOKER BUTT-HEAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING I'LL RAPE YOU BLUE PENIS! COCKSUCKER TOWELHEAD FUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE ROSIE O'DONNELL CUNT QUEEF WANK SHITFACE FUCK YOU DICKLICK RAPE DICK MARGARET THATCHER WANK BUTTFUCKER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy WOP HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WANK SCROTUM CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CHICKEN SHIT ASSRAMMER JOHN SMILEY FACE FRED PHELPS CUNT SLOPE SHIT SHAKOPEE CAMEL JOCKEY JAP ARSE GOD BLESS AMERICA BASTARD CUNTSWILLING TITS DIPSHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHITCOCK KNOBJOCKEY POLACK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WALRUS SHIT POMMIE BOLLOCKS BLOWJOB SHIT BULLCRAP PEARL NECKLACE RAT'S COCK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BASTARD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS TOWELHEAD FRIG SHIT MOCKIE MASTURBATION BEAVER PIECE OF SHIT TURD ANUSCAKE FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DICKFACE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DAMN IT BITCH GYPSY FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK GOOD MORNING MR. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DICKWAD JERRY COMMUNIST DILDO BULLSHIT NIPPLES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BONER ASSWIPE FIRECROTCH PISS ASSHOLE JACK ABRAMOFF JOHNNY TAMPONS BALLS INBRED MARGARET THATCHER SHITSLINGING BUGFUCK YOUR MOM SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS THONG TASTER PRICK INBRED DESU RAT'S ASS CARPET MUNCHER BUGGER FUCK ABO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PRICK JACKASS SHIT SHITE HELL POO POO BLOWJOB REBECCA BLACK FLOWERS TAMPONS FUCK FUCKING JUMP! BULLSHIT CLEMEN MARY WHITEHOUSE DONKEY PUNCHER FLYING FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ suck my mothers TWAT FUCKING SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCK YOU JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BASTARD VAGINA PENIS SHITHEAD CRAPFUCKER CHIGGER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING GANGBANG CUNT TOSSER PISS OFF BUGGER FUCK A DUCK DELICIOUS CAKE CUNTYMINTS GOD DAMMIT SCROTUM NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GOD DAMN GOD DAMN COCKSMOKER WOP MALARKY GO COUNT YOUR DICK DIPSHIT RAT'S ASS DICK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKING and with the POLACK and his ASSBANDIT of girraffes in which COON while reading about COCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKTARD also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FIST FUCK