Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DONKEY DICK'BOLLOCKS'JESSE McCARTNEY'JAP'BOOBS'BOON'COON Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a SHITHEAD look at the PISS ARTIST talk page of this FUCKFACE article for notes or discussion before DICKHEAD editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WANKSPLAT neurochemical FUCK disorder CRAP characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CLUSTERFUCK, sudden DELICIOUS CAKE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HADJI or MOCKIE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SUCK A BIG DICK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DOUCHING way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITPISSER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TITWANK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GOD DAMN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DAMMIT utterFUCKance of socially WOODPECKERSHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first YOU WANKER television programs to address BASTARD Tourette's syndrome.

SHITHEAD Tourette's is FUCKSTAIN not to be AUTOFELLATIO confused with SPICY CUNT FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TACO chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUGGER OFF random SHUT UP, MEG! disorientation, culturally-HELLFIRE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GARBAGE DAY! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local COON language, SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PIG WANK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky INBRED souvenir shoppes and massive BUKKAKE quantities CUNT of ANAL DIABETES CUNT garbage.

Darnit.

A CAMEL JOCKEY Polite Note to the SPIC Author:

The FUCK A DUCK Tourette's DAMN Research Institute was WANKSPLAT founded to CRACKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKING JUMP! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM article AMERICA ONLINE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FU SPANG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MOZILLA FIREFOX changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK YOU.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about COLGATE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DUNE COON Tourrette's sufferers FOUR-EYES swear. You can FROG'S FAT ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DOUGHNUT PUNCHER TV, for always focusing on the CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE bad side of a terrible DARTH VADER thing.
• The main POLACK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BASTARD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BLOWJOB' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS knee BAT FUCK INSANE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is MOCKIE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CLIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKING A school for RAT'S COCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CHING CHONG CHINK sufferers to become PISS ARTIST manically depressed and All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy commit FUCKSTAIN suicide.
• There is no PENIS cure, and the BASTARD drugs that are available to, "calm" the BITCH tics often have adverse HONKY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TITS perodol" which caused my entire ASS body to go POMMIE numb and BITCH basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCK it is without the TITS & DICKS drug.

I am an active member of a GENITALIA tourette syndrome HONKY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK OFF the HELL public view of Tourettes as a "CLUSTERFUCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUNT sorry for ARSE "hi-jacking" your FUCKTARD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like REBECCA BLACK this that really WILLY WONKA annoys me. I am working towards a SHITE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITHEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be POOPY, and making fun of a FUCKSTAIN horrible disorder is (not) FRENCH TICKLER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your RAT'S ASS time.

Best TAFFY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CRAP ON A STICK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PRINCE PHILIP reply

As RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PANCHEN LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Westerners show is not an CHRISTIANITY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of HUMAN RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those CENSORSHIP countries. When showing RIGHT WING right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBETAN BUDDHISM in countries DIMETHYL GLYCOL leadership, those problems does not PROXY SITES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN BABY FORMULA byproduct of your CHRISTIANITY capitalist society TIENANMEN SQUARE.

Li Chiang “DALAI LAMA” Wen

P.S. JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE Regards to Andrew FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The FUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can CLUSTERFUCK punch him if you FUCK want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this KU KLUX KLAN country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with MUGABE'S MOMMA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CONDOMS white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CRAP ON A STICK saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my JERRY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CLUSTERFUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are VENEREAL DISEASE and RECTUM RAIDER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BIGNOSE BAND WITH 4 FLYING RAT'S ASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BITCH HORSE! CLUSTERFUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CLUSTERFUCK'S HOUSE

How ABO to CHOAD KISSER cure BOB SAGET the BASTARD Tourette's SHAKOPEE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment JACK ABRAMOFF for FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD Tourette's MOZILLA FIREFOX Syndrome PISS is DILDO following BULLSHIT these FUCKING A rules DICKWAD in SHITE order:

• 1: Avoid SHITE immature DAMMIT little O CANADA kids,
• 2: Count to AUTOFELLATIO within FRITZ 10 PISSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your COCKING FUCKBOROUGH MOCCASINS WETBACK nor BOOBIES talk,
• 4: Tell SCRATCH! GROUNDER! yourself you ANAL don't VOTE have MOTHERFUCKER this GRIS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JESSE McCARTNEY WITH NASTY I DON'T HAVE AIDS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S YOU WANKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CLUSTERFUCK last straw PIECE OF SHIT!

I fucking put PRICK' my comment at the TOP OF THE CLEMEN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SMEG the TOP OF DICKFACE THIS SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be GOD DAMN offensive. CAMEL JOCKEY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BOOBS people who try BRITNEY to battle GANGBANG'BITCH that tight-ass NIPPLES 17-year-FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PISS ARTIST it now, but someone said WIENER' SCROTUM FUCK'TITTIES on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DOUCHE NAZI is a laughing SPIC matter. Plus there SONNY BILL WILLIAMS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on 30 CASES OF PICKLES Uncyclopedia, there are CRAPMUNCHER articles TITWANK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITE stuff. So CUNNILINGUS that means SHIT stop getting mad at the BUGGER first part too and BASTARD talking about the [expletive deleted] letter that it's BITCH mocking (what SON OF A BITCH letter? I don't even know what FRENCH TICKLER the heck you're talking about). Adrian ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS hi self COCKSUCKER even made a really YOUR MOM good point. "It's DOUCHING nothing more PICKANINNY from a head nod to a SON OF A BITCH knee tick". TITTIES. Which I'll add SOD OFF onto ASSCRACK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't LIMEY suffer that CHALICE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BOOBS be, because if I were a EPIDIDYMIS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FELCHING hilarious. If you BASTARD Want facts, go on ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PISS ARTIST be offended, don't read FIST FUCK the freaking PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT article anyway.

WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH FUCKHEAD BANGKOK WANK WIGGER GOD BLESS AMERICA BLUMPKIN RAT'S COCK NECROPHILIA

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HENTAI FUCKHEAD GOAT DICK DOUCHING HELL SLOPE FAG TAMPONS FLYING FUCK POTTYMOUTH MOTHERFUCKER FELLATIO [EXPLETIVE] DONKEY PUNCHER PISS ARTIST HONKY PEDOPHILIA CARPET MUNCHER TIT DIRT CUNT URINE-GARGLING DUMBASS DUMBASS TITS DAMN INBRED MONKEY SHIT [EXPLETIVE] LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK TRANNY SUCK A BIG DICK SHITFACE PAKI FUCK A DUCK CHICKEN FRIES CRAPFUCKER CONDOMS COCKSUCKER CHING CHONG CHINK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BUTTFUCKER DAMN FROG DICKHEAD DILDO CUNT FUCK YOU HITLER COCK DICKLICK CUNNILINGUS DEMOCRACY IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FOUR-EYES DILDO TITTIES FAG PENIS PISS OFF ASSRAMMER ASS RAGHEAD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PISSHOLE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! NAZI ORGASM BEANER DOUCHEBAG BUTTFUCKER CUNT CRAPPER FUCKHEAD FUCKWIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD MACACA WHORE PORCH MONKEY PISS BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD MACACA ALF GRIS WANK DONKEY DICK CARPET MUNCHER HORSE SHIT LIMEY PISS OFF DICKLICK SHITFUCKER FUCKER BASTARD HELL FUCKING A MOLDY TITS FUCKING BASEBALL ASSWIPE PISS OFF CRAPPY ASSWIPE FUCK FOUR-EYES EPIDIDYMIS TUBA RAT'S COCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK SUCK MY DICK CAMEL FUCKER ARSEBADGERS FUCKING DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WHITE POWER PISS ARTIST TIT DIRT SHITTY OH SHI– INJUN RUSTY TROMBONE WANK TITMOUSE PISS JOHN SMILEY FACE SUCK MY DICK MALARKY HOLY DUMB FUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DAMMIT TITTIES ASS ORGASM TWAT SON OF A BITCH TWISTY VAGINA JIGGABOO NIGGER DOUCHE ASSHOLE LOLLIPOPS JAP FUCKFACE CHOAD SHITTY CUNT TWAT YOU SUCK BALLS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY VENEREAL DISEASE SUITCASE PENIS SHIT ASSCRACK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PISS OFF PISS GOD DAMMIT BUNG-HOLE LET'S SHIT GIVING HEAD SEX BITCH DAMNATION [expletive deleted] GOOK BOOBIES DAMMIT FLYING FUCK PUSSY FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS AUTOFELLATIO BLUMPKIN BONER POMMIE SUCK MY DICK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER REDSKIN JUSTIN BIEBER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BULLSHIT CAMEL FUCKER DICKFACE BOOBIES PENIS BUGGER OFF SUCK MY DICK WANKER SLOPE DONKEY PUNCHER RICK MORANIS FRAK ANAL FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BIGNOSE POMMIE DAMMIT SUITCASE PENIS TWAT CUNT JACKASS SHIT JOHNNY DOUCHE SHIT HORSE PENIS GRIS FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKTARD TITWANK YOU WANKER ASS LICKER MALL SANTA CRAPPY SON OF A BITCH CONDOMS MONKEY SHIT TURD HO All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FUCKHEAD HO SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FAGGOT PISS ASSCRACK DICKHEAD CUNT DICKFACE DAMN GENITALIA RAT'S COCK TWAT NIGGER DOG SHIT FUCKSTAIN BEANER POLESMOKER JIGGABOO I'LL RAPE YOU PISSHOLE CUM PISSHOLE CUNNILINGUS PUNANI LET'S SHIT BITCH SHITBALLS FAGGOT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DYKE ASSWIPE CLUSTERFUCK HELLFIRE BASTARD DIPSHIT PRICK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BOLLOCKS DONKEY DICK MONKEY SHIT BULLSHIT SEX DICKFACE YOUR MOM TOSSER BUKKAKE ASSHOLE CHOAD KISSER VAGINA TAMPONS GOD DAMN PEARL NECKLACE EAT MY SHIT! TARTAR SAUCE MARCH OF FLAMES CRAPFUCKER HELL GIVING HEAD TAMPON IN MY ASS DONKEY PUNCHER AAAAAAAAA! ASSHAT FUCK YOU DICK FUCKSTAIN MARGARET THATCHER ASSHAT CUNT RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK FUCK TAFFY DICKFACE RAT'S ASS ALF ASS ASSWIPE TITS COON FUCK ART METAL PRODUCTS HELLFUCKER BLUE PENIS! AAAAAAAAA! GRUE RAPE GOD DAMN WOODPECKERSHIT CHOAD BUGFUCK SPUNK DOUCHE NAZI WIKIPEDIA RULES SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FEWMETS FUCKER DOUCHE TRANNY FUCKBAG SOD SON OF A BITCH [Insert swear here] ARSE SHITE BONER BONG PRICK FUCKBAG PISS VAGINA TURD CUM CHOAD JACKASS DAGO CHIGGER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITSLINGING CUNT SNUFF PORN ASSFACE PIECE OF SHIT RECTUM RAIDER BIGNOSE TOWELHEAD OSTRICH MY ASS HORSE SHIT SAGGY TITS FUCK NUGGET ASS COLGATE QUEEF FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD RAGHEAD SHITTY QUEEF GYPSY CUNT CRAPPER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DOG SHIT CHAV DUMBASS SHITTY STRAWBERRY ASS WEHATEMARIO [Insert swear here] CHICKEN SHIT ASSWIPE PEDOPHILIA BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BULLSHIT MONKEY BALLS FRENCH TICKLER ASSRAPING CHING CHONG CHINK BELLEND WIENER SHITFUCKER AOL IPs SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASS PISS ARTIST JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PISS ARTIST SHITSLINGING FRAK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS DAMMIT FUCKHEAD EXTRA LONG PENIS HENTAI GANGBANG CUNT CHING CHONG CHINK DAMN ASSWIPE HELL PISS ARTIST SHITTY NIGGER TITS BASTARD TITS RECTUM RAIDER SEX BULLSHIT TWAT CRAP SHITFACE CUNTRAG BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BOOBS KRAUT VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKBAG COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMMIT BASTARD SHITE CUNTSWILLING BULLSHIT YOGHURT CANNON ASSHOLE HITLER SIGMUND FREUD BITCH SHIT TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! PISS ARTIST IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BUNG-HOLE DAMN ARSEBADGERS EXTRA LONG PENIS BUTTFUCKER WANK FUCKER MONKEY BALLS BLISTERING BARNACLES Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! HEAVEN CRAP BOOBIES CRACKER FUCKFUCKFUCK RAT'S COCK YOU WANKER FOOTBALL POLACK ASSHAT FUCKWIT GIVING HEAD TITTIES JACKASS PISS UP MY ARSE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SEMEN DOUCHEBAG WIGGER POO POO BLOWJOB CUM COON GRINGO DAMN IT ASS DAMN IT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD YOU GOD DAMN COCK SCUMBAG AY-AY-AY FUCK PRICK HOT GRITS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! PIECE OF SHIT POISON IN TOOTHPASTE TWAT RAT'S COCK SHITHEAD INBRED ASSHAT PISS BEAVER DICK SHITSLINGING JACK OFF VENEREAL DISEASE NI DYKE COON Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JESSE McCARTNEY and with the POTTYMOUTH and his INJUN of girraffes in which FAGGOT while reading about TURD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See TONY LA RUSSA also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FLYING FUCK