Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's GOD DAMMIT'RUSTY TROMBONE'CHUFF'KIKE'PIGS MIGHT FLY'ARSEBADGERS'BOB SAGET Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FUCKING A look at the POMMIE talk page of this HUEY P. NEWTON article for notes or discussion before RAPE editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or COCKGOBLIN neurochemical FUCK disorder DELICIOUS CAKE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKER, sudden WANK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements POLACK or CHIGGER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BOOBS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated COON way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DONKEY PUNCHER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BALLS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DICKFACE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CHIGGER ANUSCAKE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BUGFUCK utterFUCKance of socially CRAP objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CUNT television programs to address JACKASS SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

YOU WANKER Tourette's is SHITTY not to be MICK confused with SHITFACE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MILF random SOD disorientation, culturally-RAT'S COCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth OSTRICH MY ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITCOCK language, 666 and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PICKANINNY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky NIPPLES souvenir shoppes and massive GENITALIA quantities SEX of ANAL DIABETES FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA garbage.

Darnit.

A MR WINKLER IS GAY Polite Note to the FLYING FUCK Author:

The SHIT Tourette's SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Research Institute was DOUCHING founded to FUDGEPACKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASSHAT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BUNG-HOLE article HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CROTCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CHIGGER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FLYING FUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PISS ARTIST Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CUM Tourrette's sufferers HO swear. You can TWAT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WINDOWS VISTA TV, for always focusing on the NAZI bad side of a terrible DARTH VADER thing.
• The main GANGBANG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'RAGHEAD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITTY knee I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is NIGGER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CAMEL JOCKEY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ROSIE O'DONNELL school for SHITSKIN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS sufferers to become CROTCH manically depressed and ARSE commit WANK suicide.
• There is no MILF cure, and the FRIG drugs that are available to, "calm" the GOD DAMMIT tics often have adverse FUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ALF perodol" which caused my entire SHITHEAD body to go FUCKING numb and NIGNOG basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKSTAIN it is without the INBRED drug.

I am an active member of a FRENCH TICKLER tourette syndrome BULLSHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating KIKE the FELLATIO public view of Tourettes as a "PISS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is REDSKIN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKING sorry for AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI "hi-jacking" your BRUSH MA TEETH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ANUSCAKE this that really RANDY TRAVIS annoys me. I am working towards a DAMN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this EAT MY SHIT! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be NIGGER, and making fun of a FUCK horrible disorder is (not) PRICK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GOD DAMN time.

Best PICKANINNY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BORDER HOPPER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN BABY FORMULA reply

As BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONASTERIES Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GRASS MUD HORSE degenerate capitalist culture in those HUMAN RIGHTS countries. When showing UIGURS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TANK MAN in countries TANK MAN leadership, those problems does not 1984 occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIVER CRABS SUCK byproduct of your 1984 capitalist society MINORITIES.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. CHOAD Regards to Andrew FASHION BUG Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean KU KLUX KLAN reply

The PAKI bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITTING DICK NIPPLES punch him if you BULLCRAP want to.

As a BRITAIN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter KU KLUX KLAN Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this MUGABE HAS AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CECIL JOHN RHODES put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PIECE OF SHIT saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my FUCKTARD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCK A DUCK and FUCKFACE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JAP music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DANDELIONS BAND WITH 4 MOTHERFUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CUNT HORSE! FUCKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKER'S HOUSE

How COON to BOON cure FUCK the ASSHOLE Tourette's NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment COCK for DOUGHNUT PUNCHER Tourette's TENTACLE RAPE Syndrome JERK OFF is GO HOME AND DIE following HELL these CLUSTERFUCK rules SHITTY in COCKSUCKER order:

• 1: Avoid SHIT immature PIECE OF SHIT little SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS kids,
• 2: Count to JUSTIN BIEBER within PEEPEE 10 SHITFACEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCK YOU RANDY TRAVIS SHITSLINGING nor AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI talk,
• 4: Tell CUM yourself you SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS don't BONER have IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

this FROG'S FAT ASS disease,

• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BOB SAGET WITH NASTY CROTCH DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CRAPFUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKER last straw AUTOFELLATIO!

I fucking put SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE PRICK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PAGE BLANKING the TOP OF JIZZ THIS DELICIOUS CAKE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be RUSKIE offensive. WALRUS SHIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HO people who try WANK to battle JACKASS'HORSE SHIT that tight-ass MOTHERFUCKER 17-year-FUCKFUCKFUCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FRIG it now, but someone said DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!!' ARSE TWISTY VAGINA'BALL SACK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DICKFACE is a laughing TOTAL matter. Plus there YOU WANKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on NIGGER Uncyclopedia, there are SHITHEAD articles SCROTUM about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKER stuff. So SEMEN that means SHUT UP, MEG! stop getting mad at the FUCK first part too and CONAN O'BRIAN talking about the FUCKFACE letter that it's TAMPON IN MY ASS mocking (what CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR letter? I don't even know what PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM the heck you're talking about). Adrian GREASER hi self ARSE even made a really LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! good point. "It's SON OF A BITCH nothing more FUCK YOU from a head nod to a PISS OFF knee tick". FLYING FUCK. Which I'll add DICKFACE onto PISS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't COCK suffer that SHITCUNTING much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BATMAN & ROBIN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to O CANADA be, because if I were a GOD DAMN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKTARD hilarious. If you HELL Want facts, go on RAPE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSWIPE be offended, don't read ASS the freaking BONG article anyway.

YID FELLATIO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK INBRED FAGGOT 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 SHIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ASS

RAGHEAD FUCK A DUCK FUCK YOU EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PUSSY BOON PENIS ON A BUN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DAMN FUCKSTAIN JERRY POLAK CLEMEN FUCKING JUMP! FUCKBAG FOUR-EYES PISS FELCHING ARSE DUMBASS HONKY COCK RECTUM RAIDER CLEVELAND STEAMER NIGGER TITS FUCKSTAIN WIGGER DAMN IT HEIL HITLER! SHIT HELL WANK COMMUNIST DILDO COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKER SHAKOPEE FUCKING HELL FOREIGN CURRENCY PRICK HITLER RUSKIE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK suck my mothers DICKHEAD DOG SHIT THONG TASTER ANAL DIABETES FUCKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! MOCCASINS SHITHEAD FUCKER TAMPON IN MY ASS HAIL SATAN! ABO HELLFIRE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BULLCRAP MOTHERFUCKER CUM PISSHOLE CRAPMUNCHER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CLEVELAND STEAMER DEVELOPERS! COCKSMOKER CHIGGER SHIT DAMN MICK SCUMBUCKET ASSFACE CUNT CUNT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASSFACE RAT'S ASS DYKE ASSHOLE FUCKER RAT'S ASS MARGARET THATCHER TWAT TITTIES PUNANI SMEG JACKASS HELL FUCKING A JACK ABRAMOFF NEGRO ASS ASSCRACK BUKKAKE COCKSUCKER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM PIECE OF SHIT YOUR MOM SHIT ALF TWAT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DONKEY DICK HOT GRITS ASSFACE BITCH I WILL END YOU! FUCKSTAIN FRENCH TICKLER ASSWIPE GOBSHITE TITWANK NAZI SCUMBAG HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DIPSHIT MONKEY'S UNCLE BULLSHIT FUCKWIT CLIT COMMUNIST DILDO FLYING FUCK CUNTSWILLING BEAVER COON DOUCHEBAG GOD BLESS AMERICA PISS OFF ASSHAT INCEST ARSE ORGASM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! I'LL RAPE YOU PEDOPHILIA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! INBRED FUCK DICK TITS FLYING FUCK I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE TITTIES DICKLICK SCUMBAG SCUMBAG WHORE COON BULLSHIT KAFFIR BASTARD JUNGLE BUNNY ANUSCAKE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITTY BELGIUM KIKE ASS BUTTFUCKER ASSWIPE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CRACKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASSHAT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ALEX TREBEK suck my mothers CONDOMS REDNECK GENITALIA ANUSCAKE VENEREAL DISEASE SUITCASE PENIS GOD DAMMIT GOBSHITE DICKHEAD ASSHAT HELL SHITE SHIT BOOBS PISS ARTIST I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JACK OFF POISON IN BABY FORMULA 666 FUCK YOU FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ANAL SHITTY SOD BEANER TITS SHITHEAD SACRED SUCK MY DICK I RAPE WALRUSES! ASSWIPE BOOBS BONER WANK FUCKSTAIN SHITPISSER INCEST JAP SHITSKIN JIGGABOO BUTTFUCKER BULLSHIT CARPET MUNCHER ANAL COCKSUCKER ABO GOD DAMMIT HORSE SHIT SPUNK COCK JACK ABRAMOFF KNOBJOCKEY ARSE INBRED JOHNNY SHITHEAD CUM BIRD SHIT ASSHAT RANDY TRAVIS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA JAP DAMN IT JUSTIN BIEBER BLESSED DAMN SAINT MOCKIE JESSE McCARTNEY SHITFACE GOAT DICK BALLS RAPE DAMN IT DICKFACE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! JACK OFF AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! GOBSHITE SHAKOPEE COMMUNIST DILDO DOUCHEBAG SHITTY CROTCH ASS DAMN IT CUNTSWILLING HORSE SHIT GOD DAMN CLUSTERFUCK FENCE JUMPER POTTYMOUTH CRAPMUNCHER DOUCHE SEMEN AY-AY-AY [expletive deleted] SHIT SHIT KNOBJOCKEY BITCH PIKACHU YOGHURT CANNON SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DAMMIT TACO EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM CHINK YOUR MOM HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSFACE FUCKHEAD DAMN ASSHOLE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASSCRACK BENCH PRESS SHIT CUNT FUCKING SCUMBAG TWAT POMMIE FRAK CRAP SON OF A BITCH BUTT PIRATE COCKSUCKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHIT DICK CAMEL FUCKER GIVING HEAD TOSSER GRINGO DICK FUCKFACE ASSHAT RAPE ASSFACE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT GOBSHITE DICKHEAD CROTCH BASTARD RUSTY TROMBONE JOHN SMILEY FACE [expletive deleted] DICKHEAD BUKKAKE SPIC INBRED [Insert silly non-swear here] SUCK MY DICK RHODESIA PISS ARTIST FUCK PISSHOLE CLEMEN HOMO DAMN TRANNY REDNECK FUCKSTAIN SON OF A BITCH RAT'S ASS ASSFACE MOCCASINS TACO NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! GENITALIA ARSEBADGERS FUCKHEAD BITCH ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKER FUCKFACE CARPET MUNCHER JOHN SMILEY FACE FENCE JUMPER DICKFACE CRAPFUCKER POLESMOKER DOUCHE CUNT ASS LICKER FUCK YOU BALL SACK BOOBS SHITE BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNTYMINTS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD REDSKIN COCKSHITTER JACKASS WANKER FUCKFACE BULLSHIT MARGARET THATCHER POMMIE RAPE DOUCHE NAZI FUCK YOUR MOM FELCHING YOU WANKER DOUCHEBAG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DONKEY DICK FUCKTARD DICK TITS JOHNNY SHITTY DICK FUCKWIT BASTARD PENIS AUTOFELLATIO CUNT CRAP ON A STICK SOD I AM CORNHOLIO! BORDER HOPPER CHOAD KISSER KIKE FEMADOM YOU WANKER FUCK DUMBASS CUNTSWILLING LET'S SHIT BASTARD CHRISTHUMPER POLACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS suck my mothers FUCKHEAD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CUNT REDSKIN GANGBANG CRAPFUCKER I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND FUCKER SHIT TAMPONS SHIT JERRY LET'S SHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK SAND NIGGER SEX CRACKER DAMN HOMO RAGHEAD TITTYWANK YID INCEST ASSHOLE DAMN FLYING FUCK TOTAL I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HOMO CRAP MONKEY BALLS PEDOPHILIA FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER CHENEY TURD GYPSY FELLATIO FOREIGN CURRENCY CAMEL JOCKEY BLUE PENIS! PUSSYLICKER BASTARD SOD PISS OFF FUCKWIT SHITTY EMO COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKWIT BOOBS ART METAL PRODUCTS DAMMIT BONG PORCH MONKEY BITCH FUCK MARGARET THATCHER CLEVELAND STEAMER BITCH BELGIUM BALLS CHENEY JAP SCUMBUCKET SHITTY DONKEY PUNCHER SHITFUCKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST COON HO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI YOU WANKER HELL TWAT BALLS POLESMOKER ART METAL PRODUCTS EPIDIDYMIS DOUCHEBAG HOSER JOHN SMILEY FACE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CHICKEN SHIT CHUFF DOUCHING PEDOPHILIA SNUFF PORN SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE POTTYMOUTH FUCKSTAIN TWAT JUMPING JESUS!!! I'LL RAPE YOU FRAK SHIT CUNT FUCKHEAD CUM BITCH NIGNOG TRANNY CLIT FUCKWIT BOB SAGET SHITE ASSFACE CARPET MUNCHER BASTARD RUSTY TROMBONE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS WOP BUGGER OFF BUTT PIRATE D'OH COMMUNISM IS STUPID DOUCHEBAG GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS JUNGLE BUNNY WALRUS SHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITE DIPSHIT TITTIES HOMO GANGBANG FUCK OFF GOD DAMMIT FUCK ASSHAT RAPE DICK TITS FRITZ PAKI CLUSTERFUCK TIMBER NIGGER NEGRO TITS FELCHING BULLSHIT JERRY BOOBS TIT DIRT GOD DAMN CUNT FUCKSTAIN LICK PUSSY PUNANI BASTARD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! [EXPLETIVE] FUCKTARD HORSE PENIS YOUR MOM BUTTFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK BASTARD SHITBALLS FUCK A DUCK BUTTFUCKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHUT UP, MEG! SPUNK INJUN CHENEY WANK SUCK MY DICK RAT'S ASS FUCKWIT WANK PAKI BRUSH MA TEETH HORSE SHIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK MASTURBATION FROG'S FAT ASS CHOAD EMO FUCK POMMIE DICKHEAD ANAL BIGNOSE CUNT SPIC BOOBIES CHOAD ARSE [Insert swear here] SLOPE TACO CLUSTERFUCK EPIDIDYMIS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MOTHERFUCKER BITCH ANAL SHIT suck my mothers BULLSHIT ARSE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MOTHERFUCKER TITMOUSE TITS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT DONKEY DICK CHIGGER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PISS OFF ASS PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! SHITHEAD POLAK POMMIE ASSHOLE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DUMBASS WOODPECKERSHIT HITLER QUEEF MARGARET THATCHER CUM SEX FUCK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SPUNK NIGGER HOSER BIRD SHIT FUCKSTAIN HELL DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DICK POMMIE BUGGER TAMPONS TWAT COON KRAUT CTHULHU FHTAGN CLEVELAND STEAMER YOGHURT CANNON CUNTBUCKET SHITFACE BASTARD FLYING FUCK [expletive deleted] BIGNOSE DIPSHIT ASSFACE BUTT PIRATE CUNT NIGGER SHITFUCKER WHORE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? GOD BLESS AMERICA HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! ASSWIPE TWAT DAMN BUNG-HOLE FUCK HENTAI DICKHEAD TITS ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! AY-AY-AY GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DICKHEAD CRAPFUCKER CHINK SHITE BLUMPKIN BUTT-HEAD PISSHOLE ASSHAT SHITHEAD JACKASS BALL SACK I WILL KILL YOU! BASTARD INBRED HELL BULLSHIT SLOPE ASSHOLE DILDO EXTRA LONG PENIS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CRAPFUCKER INJUN SHITFUCKER NAZI BITCH MONKEY SHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SPUNK COCK ANAL lowercase COCK DAMN IT POWERSHIT DICKWAD NIPPLES PENIS I'LL RAPE YOU COON LIMEY FELCHING [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COCKSHITTER QUEEF CHING CHONG CHINK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BULLSHIT ARSEBADGERS GREASER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BUTT-HOLE JOHNNY JUSTIN BIEBER GIVING HEAD FUCKWIT CARPET MUNCHER BLOWJOB PORCH MONKEY HO DOUCHE DAMN IT BELLEND AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI suck my mothers MONKEY'S UNCLE MOTHERFUCKER TURD PEDOPHILIA PRICK I WILL END YOU! PIECE OF SHIT BALLS CUM FELCHING DICKLICK FEWMETS DIMETHYL GLYCOL FUCKING BULLSHIT FELLATIO SUCK COCKS IN HELL! POLAK PISS NIGGER TITS POMMIE FELCHING HELL FUCKWIT TIMBER NIGGER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT EAT MY SHIT! RICK MORANIS FUCKING SCROTUM FAG SPANK THE MONKEY DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE BUKKAKE CHICKEN SHIT SHITE DOM DeLUISE NAZI GOD DAMN DAMN SHIT WALRUS SHIT HADJI Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS WOODPECKERSHIT TONY LA RUSSA FUCKWIT MARGARET THATCHER FELCHING FUCK OFF CONDOMS I'LL RAPE YOU PENISPENISPENIS!!! BAT FUCK INSANE BORDER HOPPER TITTIES DICKHEAD WANKSPLAT BORDER HOPPER ASSWIPE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DICKLICK WANKSPLAT SHITBALLS SHITTY BOOBS POLACK SHIT FUCKSTAIN AUTOFELLATIO SHIT MOTHERFUCKER MONKEY SHIT FUCKBAG DICKLICK ARSE HOT GRITS SHITFUCKER COON SUGARTITS TWISTY VAGINA HORSE PENIS FUCKING HELL GENITALIA DICKHEAD PISS DIPSHIT MARGARET THATCHER DAMMIT JERK OFF DOUCHE NAZI FIRECROTCH WANK CLEVELAND STEAMER JACK OFF HELL YUKY DOODY ASSWIPE DOUCHETITS SHIT FAG DAMN ASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE VAGINA TAMPONS TOWELHEAD THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE FUCKING A WANK ASS HELL FUCK BULLSHIT FUCKFACE CROTCH SUCK A BIG DICK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASSHOLE YOU WANKER DICK IN A BOX DIRTY SANCHEZ PIECE OF SHIT FUCK A DUCK BUKKAKE ASSCRACK DICKFACE I'LL RAPE YOU BALL SACK REBECCA BLACK FELCHING ASSHOLE PUSSY ANAL DIABETES POMMIE DICKHEAD CHICKEN SHIT NAZI ASSHAT SAND NIGGER TITTIES CHIGGER SCUMBAG BUGGER OFF ASSWIPE COCKSHITTER PISS ARTIST BITCH PORCH MONKEY SHITE WEHATEMARIO PENIS HITLER LAKE TITICACA MOCCASINS ASS COCKSHITTER DAMN IT DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK PISS OFF MY ASS CUNTSWILLING DAMN FUCKWIT FUDGEPACKER BIRD SHIT TWAT CLEVELAND STEAMER FRED PHELPS FELLATIO ASS DILDO DAMN DAMN CUM TACO FROG'S FAT ASS YOU WANKER BULLSHIT FRIG TOWELHEAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HADJI BOLLOCKS WIGGER FLYING FUCK GIVING HEAD MASTURBATION CHINK SNUFF PORN BOOBS HORSE SHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES RAT'S ASS YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS BOLLOCKS DONKEY DICK JENKEM FENCE JUMPER SHITFUCKER DUMBASS SUGARTITS DOM DeLUISE ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKING COCKSMOKER BASTARD SHITTY ASSHAT CHIGGER SHIT BUTTFUCKER GOOK YOU WANKER BOOBIES ASS ASS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BEAVER BULLSHIT TITS PENIS GOD DAMMIT POLACK NIGNOG FUCKWIT RAT'S COCK BOOBIES LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PISS ARTIST PAKI SHITHEAD TITS & DICKS DOUCHE NAZI JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASS HITLER SHITHEAD BULLCRAP FUCKSTAIN CUNTYMINTS PEDOPHILIA suck my mothers JACKASS TWAT SHITE HELL SON OF A BITCH FAG DUNE COON DUNE COON COCKSUCKER [Insert yet another person's name here] FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WANK PUSSY SHITSLINGING MALARKY MASTURBATION TONY LA RUSSA 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 BULLCRAP SUCK MY DICK HONKY INCEST PUSSYLICKER HONKY CUNNILINGUS DICKFACE TWAT DAMN CUNT RUSKIE TOWELHEAD BASTARD TITWANK PEEPEE PEARL NECKLACE ASSHOLE COMMUNIST DILDO FLYING FUCK ASSHAT BONER ASS TURD JIGGABOO HO THONG TASTER DAMMIT DUMBASS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DONKEY PUNCHER MARGARET THATCHER JERRY GOD DAMN TESTICLE CHOKE CHICKEN SHIT BUKKAKE FUCK NIGGER PAKI PISS OFF SLOPE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKFACE DONKEY DICK MOZILLA FIREFOX CLEMEN HONKY SCUMBAG RAPE FELLATIO PORCH MONKEY RANDY TRAVIS I RAPE WALRUSES! GOD DAMN FUCK YOU CUNTSWILLING DICKLICK DIPSHIT DOG FUCKER SHITSKIN BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITCOCK CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING A [EXPLETIVE] FUCK YOU ASS LICKER DOUCHING CUNT FUCKWIT FUCK OFF PENIS BUKKAKE SPIC ROSIE O'DONNELL SPANK THE MONKEY DICKFACE NAZI ART METAL PRODUCTS FELLATIO PUSSYLICKER BOOBS CLEMEN WANK DONKEY DICK DAMN IT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BANGKOK CUNTRAG PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FRIG FUCKING JUMP! NIGGER DOUCHE CRACKER DOG SHIT FUCKFACE DANDELIONS FROG SHITFUCKER CHOAD SHITTY PUSSY ALF SHITSLINGING JIZZ TRANNY FUCKFACE TITS GOD DAMN DAMN IT CHICKEN SHIT WIENER YOU WANKER WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? DIPSHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BONER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HELL FUCKWIT GREASER HENTAI FUCKWIT COCKSUCKER WANKSPLAT NIGGER BASTARD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHIT DOT HEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

PEEPEE YOGHURT CANNON YOU WANKER FUCK FUCKWIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHIT BALL SACK LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT TOSSER SHITE FUCK YOU Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive I'LL RAPE YOU and with the HOLY DUMB FUCK and his COCKSUCKER of girraffes in which SHITSKIN while reading about FUCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DOUCHEBAG also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ASS