Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without TITMOUSE comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a RAT'S COCK article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JUSTIN BIEBER neurochemical FUCK disorder HORSE SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GOD DAMMIT, sudden PISS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements 30 CASES OF PICKLES or ASSFACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKING BASEBALL in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CAMEL JOCKEY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may REDNECK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken COMMUNION WAFER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITHEAD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK utterFUCKance of socially DAMN IT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BAD MOTHERFUCKER television programs to address BOB SAGET Tourette's syndrome.

SON OF A BITCH Tourette's is WALRUS SHIT not to be P'KANG confused with JESSE McCARTNEY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying KAFFIR chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PRICK random FUCK disorientation, culturally-YOU WANKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WETBACK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ARSE language, NIGGER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GOD DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKING souvenir shoppes and massive BUGGER quantities CHINK of ANAL DIABETES FUCKSTAIN garbage.

Darnit.

A SHIT Polite Note to the REDSKIN Author:

The BULLSHIT Tourette's BASTARD Research Institute was DICKHEAD founded to BOOBS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITFUCKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GYPSY article [expletive deleted] funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ARSE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or GO HOME AND DIE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HELL.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DONGSHOVER Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of MARCH OF FLAMES Tourrette's sufferers TWAT swear. You can KNOBJOCKEY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame IN SACREMENT TV, for always focusing on the DICKFACE bad side of a terrible PEDOPHILIA thing.
The main TAMPONS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GOBSHITE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HELL' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small YOU WANKER knee FIST FUCK NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is DUMBASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DUMBASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! school for FUCK YOU something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HADJI sufferers to become SON OF A BITCH manically depressed and BASTARD commit BAD MOTHERFUCKER suicide.
There is no SON OF A BITCH cure, and the IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

drugs that are available to, "calm" the TOSSER tics often have adverse SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSWIPE perodol" which caused my entire GENITALIA body to go PISSHOLE numb and DAMN basically made it NIGGA! worse than YUKKY DOODY it is without the FRED PHELPS drug.

I am an active member of a FUCK tourette syndrome FUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SEMEN the HORSE SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKHEAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TACO much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUNT sorry for WEHATEMARIO "hi-jacking" your DOUCHETITS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ARSE this that really FELLATIO annoys me. I am working towards a CLIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this POLAK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be NAZI, and making fun of a FUCKING FUCKFUCKER horrible disorder is (not) I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS time.

Best FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “THONG TASTER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIVER CRABS SUCK reply

As INDIA HAS NUKES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CENSORSHIP not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONGOLIANS Westerners show is not an TAIWAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TAIWAN degenerate capitalist culture in those OPINION countries. When showing WIKIPEDIA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIVER CRABS SUCK in countries DIMETHYL GLYCOL leadership, those problems does not BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your BUDDHISM capitalist society STUDENT PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “RIGHT WING” Wen

P.S. I'LL RAPE YOU Regards to Andrew PUSSY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The CHAV bastard who wrote this article. You can CLEMEN punch him if you FIST FUCK want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKING saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my DONKEY DICK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine GOD DAMMIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CAMEL JOCKEY and WIENER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with YOUR MOM music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BUGGER BAND WITH 4 ASSCRACK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PENIS ON A STICK HORSE! GOD DAMMIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO GOD DAMMIT'S HOUSE

How SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM to CUNTBUCKET cure NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES the JERK OFF Tourette's INBRED Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BITCH for DOG SHIT Tourette's BELGIUM Syndrome CUNT is CLIT following HOMO these BOOBS rules HELLFIRE in FUCKSTAIN order:

1: Avoid CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON immature FIST FUCK little WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? kids,
2: Count to BASTARD within BUDDHIST MONK 10 BUGGERseconds,
3: Do not open your MICK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ASSCRACK nor SHITFACE talk,
4: Tell CAPTAIN CRUNCH yourself you DILDO don't FUCK OFF have REDSKIN this FLYING FUCK disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WOODPECKERSHIT WITH NASTY O KURWA! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PEDOPHILIA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the GOD DAMMIT last straw DICKHEAD!

I fucking put I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!' my comment at the TOP OF THE JACKASS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PEEPEE the TOP OF INBRED THIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BUNG-HOLE offensive. PRICK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CUNTSWILLING people who try CUNTRAG to battle ASSWIPE'ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA that tight-ass POLAK 17-year-LOGJAMMER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CLEVELAND STEAMER it now, but someone said FASHION BUG' SACRAMENTO AUTOFELLATIO'HOT GRITS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SEX is a laughing TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE matter. Plus there BUTT PIRATE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNNILINGUS Uncyclopedia, there are COCKSTUFFER articles RUSTY TROMBONE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TWAT stuff. So ABO that means BONG stop getting mad at the ROSIE O'DONNELL first part too and MOCKIE talking about the BOOBS letter that it's FUCKING mocking (what ASSHOLE letter? I don't even know what SHITE the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKBAG hi self CAMEL JOCKEY even made a really GOD DAMN good point. "It's BASTARD nothing more CRAP from a head nod to a SAGGY TITS knee tick". NIPPLES. Which I'll add CUNT onto I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MY ANUS IS BLEEDING suffer that FUCKTARD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BAT FUCK INSANE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TWAT be, because if I were a CUNT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ARSE hilarious. If you BAT FUCK INSANE Want facts, go on DONKEY DICK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll LONGCAT IS LONG be offended, don't read VENEREAL DISEASE the freaking JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST article anyway.

MAMA MIA '"`UNIQ--nowiki-00000102-QINU`"'GARBAGE DAY!'"`UNIQ--nowiki-00000104-QINU`"' FRAK ANUSCAKE GOD DAMN THONG TASTER JACKASS PISS ARTIST FUCK OFF DOUCHEBAG

DICKHEAD DAMMIT ASS GANGBANG FUCKING FUCKWIT DONALD RUMSFELD MOCCASINS FUCKSTAIN CUNNILINGUS PRICK CHINK FUCK REBECCA BLACK DAMN FAGGOT TOWELHEAD BOLLOCKS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! MALARKY MOLDY TITS BLOWJOB FUCK GOD DAMN ASS CRAPMUNCHER FUCKWIT SHITE FUCKING CONDOMS BORDER HOPPER SHITHEAD VAGINA BENCH PRESS CHOAD KISSER SCUMBAG BUTTFUCKER BUGFUCK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS JIZZ BLOWJOB BOON SCUMBAG JACKASS SHIT DICKLICK FUCKFACE BUTT-HOLE ASSHAT POOPY JACK ABRAMOFF HELL FUCKER TRANNY DUMBASS CHIGGER GENITALIA FUCKING COCKSUCKER GYPSY FUCKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? KNOBJOCKEY PENIS ON A STICK FUCKTARD NIGNOG EPIDIDYMIS POO POO BLOWJOB JACKASS POTTYMOUTH REDNECK FUCKFACE CAMEL FUCKER FUCK NORTH KOREA CUM HO CRAPFUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX BUGGER OFF SHITBALLS SCROTUM FELLATIO WALRUS SHIT GIVING HEAD TURD CONAN O'BRIAN RUSTY TROMBONE CAMEL JOCKEY MARCH OF FLAMES NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DILDO HELLFIRE BUTTFUCKER COON SHITCUNTING CHAV FLYING RAT'S ASS BEANER COON BOOBS TAMPONS ROSIE O'DONNELL I RAPE WALRUSES! GOD DAMMIT MOCKIE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BUGGER PUNANI PISS ASSFACE HOT GRITS BITCH ASSFACE O CANADA SHIT NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK WANK SACRAMENTO BASTARD PASTURE FUCKFACE SON OF A BITCH PEEPEE SHIT FUCKWIT SHAKOPEE INJUN FIRECROTCH REDNECK INBRED COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HELL FUCKFACE SHITCOCK WANKSPLAT JESSE McCARTNEY ASSCRACK LENS CRAFTERS OLD CHRIST OF A SOD OFF ASS LICKER ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCK YOU NIGGER suck my mothers WIKIPEDIA SHITTY POLAK BALL SACK SHITFACE TRANNY FUCK CUNTYMINTS FENCE JUMPER WANK BITCH DAMN IT FUCKING JUMP! BATHING SUIT AREA VENEREAL DISEASE SHITSKIN BONER TIT DIRT WIKIPEDIA SHITCOCK WANKSPLAT CAMEL JOCKEY RUSTY TROMBONE GOD DAMN BENSON SUCKS PEARL NECKLACE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKFACE POLACK INJUN SEMEN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DAMN FUCK OFF RAT'S COCK FUCKBAG SHITE MOCKIE CUNT BITCH SHITFACE ASSHOLE FELLATIO CUNT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! RAT'S COCK ANUSCAKE FUCKING A BITCH SHITE LET'S SHIT WIGGER CARPET MUNCHER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DILDO CUNT JACKASS CUNT DAMN FELCHING FUCK CHOAD FUCKWIT PENIS NECROPHILIA YOUR MOM SACRAMENTO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PENIS ON A BUN GOATSE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DICKWAD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SPIC BITCH A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKTARD WILLY WONKA FUCKER JIZZ CRACKER GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCK POMMIE TWISTY VAGINA DOUCHETITS FUCKTARD BOOBS AMERICA ONLINE I'LL RAPE YOU 666 KAFFIR RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD BOB SAGET LENS CRAFTERS MAMA MIA NIGGER STRAWBERRY ASS FUCKING TOTAL BASTARD DONKEY PUNCHER MALL SANTA SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JUNGLE BUNNY ASSWIPE SON OF A BITCH BASTARD NIGNOG TAMPONS HELL BRITAIN YID COMMUNISM IS STUPID JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT GOD DAMN TAMPON IN MY ASS BITCH BASTARD CUNTSWILLING HITLER ASS BOYCOTT VIACOM! COLGATE MINORITIES JERRY MAMA MIA COCK SCUMBUCKET JAP FLYING FUCK BUTTFUCKER SHITE FUCK PISS UP MY ARSE BUGGER OFF FEWMETS FUCKSTAIN SHITSKIN MY ANUS IS BLEEDING LOLCAT YID SHITSLINGING FRAK FUCKHEAD DAGO NAZI BASTARD DAMN IT PISS ARTIST SNUFF PORN SCUMBAG BONER FAG DAMN BORDER HOPPER CANDY NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CUNT MICK WOP FRIG CUNT BASTARD SOD OFF BATHING SUIT AREA FUCK TAMPONS FRENCH TICKLER FUCKHEAD FLOWERS HITLER DESU HEIL HITLER! HELL DICK COCK CONDOMS ORGASM MOTHERFUCKER FUCK BUTTFUCKER WANKER JACKASS SHIT MICK pen0r DICKLICK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MOCCASINS THONG TASTER CLUSTER FUCK RECTUM RAIDER TURD ARSE SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PUNANI BOOBS PUSSY I WILL END YOU! PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! SHITFACE AY-AY-AY JACKASS SHIT ASSHOLE WANK FUCK DELICIOUS CAKE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITSLINGING FRIG FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CHING CHONG CHINK MACACA MAMA MIA POWERSHIT LOLLIPOPS EAT MY SHIT! FUCKING suck my mothers JUSTIN BIEBER CUNTRAG PEARL NECKLACE VAGINA IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKHEAD AMERICA ONLINE KRAUT ASSWIPE CUM SPIC CONDOMS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME DIRTY SANCHEZ PISS ARTIST DAMN IT WOP YUKKY DOODY FELLATIO JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKSTAIN FELCHING RAT'S ASS FUCK CLEMEN POOPOO PENIS ON A STICK ASSCRACK EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSCRACK BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! DUMBASS DOUCHING OSTRICH MY ASS FLYING FUCK SHITFUCKER GOD DAMMIT HELL ASSWIPE WILLY WONKA DOT HEAD BITCH ARSE FUCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT HELL NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! RAT'S ASS CRACKER CUNTRAG GIVING HEAD CUNT LAPPER FLYING FUCK INCEST DONKEY DICK YID SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD BALLS TOWELHEAD ASSCRACK SUCK A BIG DICK ASS DICKFACE CRAP TOWELHEAD POMMIE JACKASS SHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BENCH PRESS ASSWIPE POO POO BLOWJOB YOU WANKER ASSHAT SUCK MY COCK FUCKFACE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD GOOK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WIENER PEDOPHILIA FUCKSTAIN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BASTARD GREASER FUCKTARD FUCKING ASSRAPING COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK PISS OFF CRAPPY SOD OFF FUCKSTAIN IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BUGGER MOCCASINS AUTOFELLATIO WILLY WONKA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD MOLDY TITS SHITFUCKER DAMN PUSSY FUCK A DUCK FUCKTARD HOMO JIZZ SHITTY AUTOFELLATIO CRAPPY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASSHOLE WIENER CLEMEN DICK CUNTYMINTS DOODIE HEAD SOD SHITSKIN FUCKER TITMOUSE HELL SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SCROTUM TWISTY VAGINA CUNNILINGUS DOT HEAD DICK FUCKFACE CHICKEN SHIT POLAK MARGARET THATCHER SHITTY CHICKEN SHIT CUNT FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN SHITTY BORDER HOPPER SON OF A BITCH [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] ASSFACE WANK CRAPPY COCKSTUFFER DOG SHIT FELCHING MALL SANTA NI BOOBIES FRENCH TICKLER YOU WANKER FLYING FUCK GENITALIA PENIS ON A STICK WANKSPLAT RAPE NICARAGUA HO PEDOPHILIA SHITE NICARAGUA DUNE COON GOD DAMN ASSHAT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PUSSY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CHOAD SHITFACE CHICKEN FRIES AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HELLFIRE WIGGER PRICK JOHN ELWAY ASSCRACK GANGBANG PEARL NECKLACE ASSFACE I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE BUGGER CROTCH REDSKIN FUCKFACE FUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 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CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHIT CHOAD KISSER PECKERHEAD ART METAL PRODUCTS CUNT SPIC BIBLE BASHER DAMN IT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DUMBASS MICK DOUCHETITS SHUT UP, MEG! SEX SHITHEAD CHOAD VAGINA FUCKING BEAVER CLUSTER FUCK BOB SAGET SHIT GOAT DICK DAMN CLEVELAND STEAMER WHORE DOUCHETITS SHITE BITCH FUCKING A LIKE FATHER LIKE SON NI SHITBALLS FASHION BUG CHOAD LOLCAT CARPET MUNCHER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY POLAK PENIS DICKFACE COON CUNT PISS JOHNNY FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DONGSHOVER PIG ARSE DAMN IT ASSCRACK MARGARET THATCHER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HELL BUTT PIRATE SEMEN FUCKER SHITTY HOSER TWAT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP JIZZ SUGARTITS WIKIPEDIA CROTCH ORGASM JAP CROTCH TITS ASSHAT WOODPECKERSHIT BUKKAKE BASTARD BANGKOK FEMADOM NIGGER COCK COCK PISS ARTIST FUCK OFF ORGASM WIENER ARSE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE NICARAGUA RAGHEAD SHITE MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER COCK SHIT FUCKER BASTARD DOT HEAD PISS OFF LENS CRAFTERS NI SHITE CHUFF SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKWIT FENCE JUMPER HELL NIGNOG UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! NIGGER PRICK HENTAI SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BORDER HOPPER INCEST PENIS BEANER YUKKY DOODY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SOD CHRISTHUMPER 666 FUCK JACKASS PISS RAT'S ASS DUMBASS SAND NIGGER DICK TITS DELICIOUS CAKE BULLSHIT SEMEN HO FUCK WOMEN'S RIGHTS HELLFIRE FUCK YOU FUCKBAG HOMO BUTTFUCKER LIMEY FUCK YOU WANKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MAMA MIA ARSEBADGERS FRIG NIGGER DAMN TAMPONS BIRD SHIT BUTTFUCKER SHITFUCKER HELL MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DOG SHIT CHOAD WANK PUSSYLICKER DICK BASTARD PISS ARTIST MOCKIE PISS ARTIST MARCH OF FLAMES FIRECROTCH DILDO ASSHOLE PISS OFF MY ASS RAPE MALARKY FUCKWIT FUCKWIT TURD CUNT BALLS MARY WHITEHOUSE JERK OFF ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS COMMUNIST DILDO CUNTRAG MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITFUCKER CHUCK NORRIS TAMPONS FUCK ARSEBADGERS LET'S SHIT QUEEF GOD DAMN DAMN TITS & DICKS SHITBALLS FROG'S FAT ASS SHITHEAD CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM WIGGER REDNECK DIPSHIT FUCK OFF WARNER MUSIC GROUP YOU WANKER SEMEN INBRED RUSKIE COCKSTUFFER FUCKER VAGINA INBRED RUSTY TROMBONE I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY PEDOPHILIA GRINGO SHIT FUCKING FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK NAZI SCROTUM ASSFACE ANAL FAG GOOK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHIGGER FUCKING A SUCK MY DICK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ASSHAT FUCK YOU GRAPE PENIS SON OF A BITCH FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKER DONKEY DICK NIGGER JUNGLE BUNNY NECROPHILIA DUMBASS WALRUS SHIT FUCKTARD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITE PENIS WIENER GOOK FUCKTARD CUNT AUTOFELLATIO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PUSSY FUCKSTAIN WIGGER TITS NEOPETS BUGGER SPICY CUNT FUCK DUMBASS SAGGY TITS BASTARD PORCH MONKEY RAT'S COCK ORGASM PEARL NECKLACE SHITE FELLATIO FUCK FRENCH TICKLER GOD DAMN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHIT SCUMBAG EAT MY SHIT! BULLSHIT SHITHEAD DAMN FUCKING ASS FUCKER FUCK NUGGET JIZZ BIGNOSE PANCHEN LAMA RUSTY TROMBONE INJUN FUCK POOPY FUCKING A SHIT DICKLICK suck my mothers BITCH GARBAGE DAY! CUNT DAMN PENIS ON A BUN DONKEY PUNCHER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP RAGHEAD SUGARTITS FUCKTARD CUNTRAG CUNT CUNT BLOWJOB PISS ARTIST DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITTY [EXPLETIVE] GRAPE PENIS DONKEY DICK FUCKWIT KAFFIR BUGGER PISS OFF MY ASS DONKEY DICK ARSEBADGERS DAMNATION SCUMBUCKET EAT MY SHIT! ARSE RAT'S ASS MARGARET THATCHER GIVING HEAD GRIS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DICK CHICKEN ASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT KIKE CHOAD FUCK PISS OFF MY ASS JACKASS SHIT SCROTUM JACK ABRAMOFF BELLEND FRITZ SEMEN BORDER HOPPER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SEMEN ASS DOUCHETITS YOU WANKER ASS LICKER JERK OFF SCROTUM PENISFUCK POLESMOKER BIGNOSE FUCKING WETBACK WANK MALARKY BUGGER SHITFUCKER OH SHI– WANK SHITHEAD TITWANK FUCKFACE HELLFIRE SCUMBAG ASSWIPE ASSHOLE BITCH GO COUNT YOUR DICK PEARL NECKLACE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SAND NIGGER GENITALIA PUSSY NEGRO FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD GRAPE PENIS MACACA BUGGER OFF COMMUNIST DILDO MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING JUMP! WANK BASTARD ASSHOLE CRACKER SEMEN ORGASM GOD DAMMIT ASS SMEG DICK ORGASM TWISTY VAGINA CROTCH DAMN EMO I'LL RAPE YOU STEVE BALLMER I'LL RAPE YOU LET'S SHIT O CANADA HELLFUCKER FRENCH TICKLER BASTARD SHIT BASTARD RECTUM RAIDER CLEMEN FUCK YOU D'OH BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink KRAUT DOUCHEBAG JACKASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DEVELOPERS! POLAK BEAVER FLYING FUCK WOP TURD VENEREAL DISEASE BENSON SUCKS TITWANK CHINK BULLSHIT CUNT BIGNOSE JACKASS GANGBANG FUCK SLOPE LIMEY PISS OFF VAGINA JACKASS FUDGEPACKER GRIS DAGO SON OF A BITCH FUCK BLUE PENIS! CC PLZ PUSSY FUCKSTAIN JACKASS HELL IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

CLUSTER FUCK GOAT DICK BIG FOOT DIPSHIT BUTTFUCKER CRAPPY PISS CONAN O'BRIAN CUNT INCEST BUTTFUCKER SHIT suck my mothers BOOBIES POMMIE DILDO NECROPHILIA POLAK P'KANG JACK OFF IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] HELL VENEREAL DISEASE ABO [expletive deleted] BAT FUCK INSANE COCK CUNTING ASSCRACK NAZI ASSHOLE TITWANK NAZI CUM LIMEY CUNNILINGUS SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE BIGNOSE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BUTT PIRATE GOD DAMMIT BENSON SUCKS FUCK YOU KRAUT WIENER JAP Alcohol

2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BULLSHIT and with the CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON and his ASSWIPE of girraffes in which SHITHEAD while reading about DAMNATION!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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Article written in the style of its subject
This article is TITTYWANK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its SUGARTITS subject. If you do not find it funny JUSTIN BIEBER, it is probably because you are an INBRED WANK ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SCUMBAG If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a SHITTY joke loses its humour CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so GANGBANG ignorant, then you wouldn't have DOUCHE NAZI needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! BALL SACK BUGGER OFF FENCE JUMPER BIRD SHIT SHITSLINGING!!!!!I <3 COCK

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