Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's YUKY DOODY'COCKING FUCKBOROUGH'FUCK YOU'GOD DAMMIT'MASTURBATION'POOPOO'FRIG Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder MOTHERFUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WIENER, sudden CONDOMS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FELCHING or MOCKIE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKING way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DICKHEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HADJI by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ABO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSWIPE SON OF A BITCH words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BAD MOTHERFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially SUCK MY COCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DOUCHETITS television programs to address HELLFIRE Tourette's syndrome.

FAG Tourette's is CUNTING ASSCRACK not to be GOD DAMN confused with DOUCHING Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WANK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! random PISS OFF disorientation, culturally-SHITFACE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BRUSH MA TEETH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BUGGER language, DAMN IT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CHICKEN SHIT WANKSPLAT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GYPSY souvenir shoppes and massive EPIDIDYMIS quantities JERRY of ANAL DIABETES I'LL RAPE YOU garbage.

Darnit.

A HOMO Polite Note to the CHING CHONG CHINK Author:

The BONER Tourette's POO POO BLOWJOB Research Institute was FUCKHEAD founded to PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ARSE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your LET'S SHIT article MONKEY'S UNCLE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BITCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BALLS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance COCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CHOAD Tourrette's sufferers FUCKBAG swear. You can FUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASSRAPING TV, for always focusing on the BONER bad side of a terrible O CANADA thing.
• The main NECROPHILIA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CHENEY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNT knee CRAPPY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITSLINGING no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GENITALIA school for SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage POOPOO sufferers to become SCUMBAG manically depressed and ASSRAPING commit DOUCHEBAG suicide.
• There is no PENIS cure, and the INJUN drugs that are available to, "calm" the BRUSH MA TEETH tics often have adverse ASSFACE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TWAT perodol" which caused my entire TITMOUSE body to go DIPSHIT numb and SLOPE basically made it NIGGA! worse than FROG'S FAT ASS it is without the JERRY drug.

I am an active member of a NICARAGUA tourette syndrome PORCUPINE'S BALLS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BELGIUM the RAT'S COCK public view of Tourettes as a "BUTT-FOR-BRAINS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKING JUMP! much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITE sorry for ALF "hi-jacking" your ASSHAT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like COCK this that really CHENEY annoys me. I am working towards a ASSFACE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BIRD SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HOSER, and making fun of a BUTT PIRATE horrible disorder is (not) WOODPECKERSHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BULLSHIT time.

Best INCEST regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FREEDOM OF SPEECH reply

As TIBETAN BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are INDIA HAS NUKES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBET Westerners show is not an STUDENT MOVEMENT effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GRASS MUD HORSE degenerate capitalist culture in those SLITTY EYES countries. When showing STUDENT PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN TOOTHPASTE in countries HUMAN RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not FREEDOM OF SPEECH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TAIWAN byproduct of your POISON IN TOOTHPASTE capitalist society SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY.

Li Chiang “MELAMINE” Wen

P.S. SCROTUM Regards to Andrew ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

The AUTOFELLATIO bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITCOCK punch him if you PIECE OF SHIT want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DON'T HAVE AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you UNITED KINGDOM remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “UNITED KINGDOM” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BLUMPKIN saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my FUCKWIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WIENER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DILDO and OH SHI– playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WANK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCK BAND WITH 4 CUNT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCK HORSE! WIENER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WIENER'S HOUSE

How FUCK to SHITFUCKER cure REDNECK the BASTARD Tourette's CLUSTERFUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DICKHEAD for DICKFACE Tourette's PORCUPINE'S BALLS Syndrome PENIS is HELL following TAMPON IN MY ASS these MOTHERFUCKER rules COCKSTUFFER in SHIT order:

• 1: Avoid MOCCASINS immature FUCK little BOB SAGET kids,
• 2: Count to VENEREAL DISEASE within JACK OFF 10 CRAP ON A STICKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BITCH PICKANINNY SHITHEAD nor BOOBS talk,
• 4: Tell CRIMETHINK yourself you FUCK don't FUCKFACE have WANK this PISS OFF disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BITCH WITH NASTY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NICARAGUA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WIENER last straw RAT'S ASS!

I fucking put WARNER MUSIC GROUP' my comment at the TOP OF THE LOGJAMMER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS the TOP OF FUCK THIS GANGBANG ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DICK CHICKEN offensive. PORCH MONKEY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BATHING SUIT AREA people who try PECKERHEAD to battle DELICIOUS CAKE'FAGGOT that tight-ass CUNT CRAPPER 17-year-MALARKY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find RAT'S ASS it now, but someone said FLYING RAT'S ASS' SHIT WHORE'AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FROG'S FAT ASS is a laughing BITCH matter. Plus there ASSFACE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GREASER Uncyclopedia, there are CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE articles CUNTRAG about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GOATSE stuff. So LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD that means SHITHEAD stop getting mad at the GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS first part too and FUCKER talking about the SHITHEAD letter that it's WOP mocking (what FUCKER letter? I don't even know what ASSHOLE the heck you're talking about). Adrian DAMN hi self COCK even made a really JACKASS SHIT good point. "It's BIGNOSE nothing more HITLER from a head nod to a FROG'S FAT ASS knee tick". FUCKSTAIN. Which I'll add SHIT onto JERRY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't LIKE FATHER LIKE SON suffer that FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WIENER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASSBANDIT be, because if I were a LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BEAVER hilarious. If you GENITALIA Want facts, go on DONKEY DICK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SLOPE be offended, don't read BASTARD the freaking BALLS article anyway.

BUTT-HEAD CUM BEANER DAMN DUNE COON BATHING SUIT AREA CUNT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SUCK MY COCK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK

FLYING FUCK DAMMIT FUCK DICKLICK CHAV POLAK FUCKING CROTCH BENSON SUCKS FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK ASS QUEEF BITCH COCK JACKASS HELLFIRE FUCKTARD CUNT GRINGO PISS OFF MY ASS ORGASM FUCKING SHITTY EPIDIDYMIS PEDOPHILIA ORGASM SHITTY ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP COCKSTUFFER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PENIS PIECE OF SHIT WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? BOLLOCKS ART METAL PRODUCTS CHOAD ARSE SPANK THE MONKEY DICK IN A BOX TIMBER NIGGER YOU WANKER PISS ARTIST IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOUCHING BOOBIES FUCKWIT HELLFUCKER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS HELL TACO NAZI INBRED MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST JACKASS SHIT CUNNILINGUS FUCK OFF RANDY TRAVIS POLAK DAMN DOUCHE O CANADA TOWELHEAD DIPSHIT BASTARD GO COUNT YOUR DICK BUTTFUCKER CLIT WIENER FUCKHEAD ASSHAT SLOPE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS INCEST AUTOFELLATIO BOLLOCKS CRAPMUNCHER CHOAD TWAT CHING CHONG CHINK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DICK TITS MOZILLA FIREFOX FELLATIO ASS BOYCOTT VIACOM! BALL SACK WEHATEMARIO DICKHEAD FUCK DIPSHIT ASSCRACK DIPSHIT DUMBASS WANK DIPSHIT ANAL DIABETES RAT'S ASS AUTOFELLATIO PISS ARTIST BULLSHIT TRANNY JERRY ASSWIPE BBBBBBBBB! ARSE SEX NIPPLES NIGGER AUTOFELLATIO TIMBER NIGGER TRANNY DANDELIONS CUNT CRAPPER MONKEY SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING FUCK YUKY DOODY WANK RAT'S ASS CLIT BALLS COMMUNIST DILDO HOMO SUGARTITS TIT DIRT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CLIT JACKASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCKBAG SUCK COCKS IN HELL! MAMA MIA INBRED WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? WANKSPLAT SACRAMENTO CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM ASS MICK RAGHEAD PISS ARTIST GOD BLESS AMERICA DICK IN A BOX GREASER PUSSYLICKER PISS ARTIST ASSHAT ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FENCE JUMPER CUNT WANKSPLAT BEAVER WANKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS DAMN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GOD DAMN SHIT MONKEY SHIT FUCKWIT JOHN SMILEY FACE CLEMEN NIPPLES COCKSUCKER PORCH MONKEY TURD GRINGO FUCK A DUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BLOWJOB KNOBJOCKEY SHITHEAD RAT'S COCK SHITCUNTING Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS NIGNOG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FELCHING NIGGER ASS MASTURBATION BALLS HELL CUNT TITTIES ASSHAT BITCH BOLLOCKS BULLSHIT STRAWBERRY ASS CRAPPY SHITFUCKER PISS ARTIST FLYING FUCK MAMA MIA FUCK CANNED QUOTES [EXPLETIVE] REDNECK FUCKING JACKASS CAMEL JOCKEY GARBAGE DAY! GOD DAMN INBRED WINDOWS VISTA DICKFACE FUCKTARD PIG COCKSTUFFER EMO BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BORDER HOPPER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BALLS ORGASM SHITE PENIS BULLSHIT NI FRITZ INCEST MOTHERFUCKER COON JENKEM TOSSER DICKLICK BAT FUCK INSANE ART METAL PRODUCTS BITCH PISSHOLE GOD DAMMIT SHIT CRAPPY COCKSUCKER BASTARD WANK CUNTSWILLING SHITE BUGFUCK WANK DAMN LET'S SHIT PENIS ON A STICK SON OF A BITCH WANK BULLSHIT JERRY CLUSTERFUCK GOBSHITE ASSCRACK SMEG HO BAD MOTHERFUCKER WIENER PIG NAZI JOHN ELWAY CLUSTERFUCK PISS ASS DOUCHING COCK FUCK OFF GOD DAMMIT BASTARD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FROG'S FAT ASS DOUCHETITS SHITFUCKER NIPPLES WANK FUCKTARD BUTTFUCKER O CANADA COCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI I'LL RAPE YOU ABO TWAT ASSHOLE ANAL CUNT TIT DIRT ASSHOLE TITS RUSTY TROMBONE LAKE TITICACA FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BIRD IN THE HOUSE DOG SHIT NIPPLES CHAV GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKTARD AUTOFELLATIO CUNTYMINTS BALLS SUGARTITS BASTARD SUCK A BIG DICK SLOPE YOU WANKER TIT DIRT CUNT BULLCRAP ARSE SHITFACE YUKY DOODY RAT'S COCK GOBSHITE WANKER CLUSTERFUCK SHITE GANGBANG GENITALIA COCKING FUCKBOROUGH HITLER FUCKING A PRICK COCKSUCKER BULLCRAP WOODPECKERSHIT MONKEY SHIT DAMN IT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS DUMBASS PISS OFF JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS HELLFIRE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY ASS CHICKEN SHIT ASS FUCK ASSCRACK WANKSPLAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK YOU BUTTFUCKER PISS ARTIST FUCK NUGGET RAT'S ASS DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKING A SEMEN BITCH SHITSLINGING DICK CUNTRAG JACKASS HAPPINESS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FRIG ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DAMN SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FU SPANG SHITSLINGING CLEMEN SHITSLINGING FUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DOUCHING HIGH WAGES JACK OFF PUSSY PISS OFF RAT'S ASS GOATSE CHALICE FUCKING WIENER PUSSY DOUCHE NAZI FUCKING JUMP! KNOBJOCKEY WILLY WONKA ASSWIPE FIREWALLS TACO ASS FASCIST SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DOT HEAD BASTARD GOD DAMN DAGO SHITTY CLIT AMERICA ONLINE SHITTY GOBSHITE BASTARD DONALD RUMSFELD ASS SHIT HONKY LET'S SHIT BULLSHIT BEAVER HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT NEGRO FROG'S FAT ASS AUTOFELLATIO MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FLYING RAT'S ASS I'LL RAPE YOU ARSE CRAP ON A STICK POOPY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BULLCRAP LGBT RIGHTS FUCKER RAPE WOODPECKERSHIT GOAT DICK WIENER ANAL SEMPRINI WOP NEGRO FEMADOM WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? OH SHI– LOLCAT BUTT PIRATE I'LL RAPE YOU PISS ARTIST PENISFUCK PIECE OF SHIT WHORE MOTHERFUCKER SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT INCEST DUMBASS BOYCOTT VIACOM! JOHNNY GOD DAMMIT CONDOMS CAMEL FUCKER FUCKER ASSWIPE BAT FUCK INSANE BULLSHIT CROTCH ARSE BUTT PIRATE WHITE RIGHTS JIZZ WARNER MUSIC GROUP PUSSYLICKER JACKASS SHIT DAMN TRANNY FUCKBAG BUTT PIRATE FUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER JERK OFF ASS FUCK JACKASS [Insert stupid word you just made up here] FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD COON POLAK WALRUS SHIT SHITHEAD DOUCHE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER YOU WANKER DICKWAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH RAT'S ASS DAMN IT SHIT WANK FELCHING MAMA MIA WILLY WONKA MONKEY'S UNCLE MILF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PISSHOLE BULLCRAP TITWANK DOUCHE MARCH OF FLAMES JACKASS GOAT DICK RAPE DICK PEARL NECKLACE CLIT TITMOUSE BUNG-HOLE SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE ASS NAZI GRIS FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE TITTYWANK BORDER HOPPER EAT MY SHIT! HELL COMMUNIST DILDO RUSKIE COCKSUCKER ART METAL PRODUCTS NIGGER HORSE PENIS COCKSHITTER RIGHT WING JERK OFF BUGFUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WANK BOYCOTT VIACOM! CLEMEN BIRD SHIT BUGGER OFF FUCK YOU FROG'S FAT ASS VAGINA ASSHAT MACACA WHORE TOSSER FUCK OFF BITCH FUCKHEAD TITTIES SHITE YOU WANKER HO FUCKER JACKASS SHIT POO POO BLOWJOB NIGGER TITS FUCK PRICK FUCKER BITCH JACK OFF SLOPE DICK TITS CRACKER MALARKY SHITCOCK FUCK OFF COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TITTYWANK BUGGER OFF FLYING FUCK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHIT BASTARD ASS BITCH P'KANG VAGINA SUCK A BIG DICK BEANER RUSTY TROMBONE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT COCKSUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKBAG VENEREAL DISEASE NEOPETS ASSHAT PISS NAZI PORCH MONKEY SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASS BUNG-HOLE FELLATIO HELL NI I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST DICKHEAD FUCKTARD BITCH YOGHURT CANNON DAMN FASHION BUG ASSRAMMER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PUSSY SUCK MY DICK CLEVELAND STEAMER MOTHERFUCKER AMERICAN SPELLING FUCKSTAIN BALLS PEEPEE BITCH TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE HOLY DUMB FUCK I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE DICKLICK DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMN IT ASSFACE CLIT HADJI SAND NIGGER TOSSER ASSHAT FUCKING A SUGARTITS BUKKAKE ASS MICK DICK MOLDY TITS BOB SAGET SMEG BITCH FLYING FUCK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ASS DAMN CRAPMUNCHER DAMN ASSWIPE NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! TITS SPUNK SHITSLINGING SEMEN DOG SHIT MARCH OF FLAMES FUCK PISS FUCKBAG BONG JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SPIC ASSRAMMER TITS FLYING RAT'S ASS DYKE FUCKBAG BOB SAGET FIRECROTCH FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DOG SHIT RAT'S ASS BAT FUCK INSANE TOSSER O CANADA REDSKIN LET'S SHIT MONKEY SHIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [expletive deleted] TWAT BULLSHIT ARSEBADGERS CARPET MUNCHER TITTIES RAT'S COCK CAMEL JOCKEY WEHATEMARIO PUNANI DAMN HELL COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ASSWIPE ASS YOU WANKER PISS ARTIST ASSRAPING CRAPFUCKER WOMEN'S RIGHTS CUNT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BOOBS DAMN AUTOFELLATIO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BASTARD PIECE OF SHIT NECROPHILIA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOCCASINS FUCKSTAIN BUGGER CAMEL JOCKEY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCK OFF SHITE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MOCCASINS GOD DAMMIT TRANNY TITS MOLDY TITS GOBSHITE FUCKSTAIN CUNTYMINTS SHITFACE HELL POMMIE BASTARD VAGINA DELICIOUS CAKE FUCKING LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PISS SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DIPSHIT CLIT SHITCOCK FOUR-EYES DUMBASS NIGGER DIPSHIT PIGFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT BOLLOCKS SHIT CUNT GANGBANG PISS DAMMIT NAZI FUCK SHITTY PRICK BULLSHIT WANKSPLAT SAND NIGGER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DONKEY DICK LIMEY BULLSHIT SEMEN ASSCRACK ASS QUEEF ASSHAT NECROPHILIA FUCK YOU DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS RAGHEAD DAMN INJUN BUTT PIRATE MOTHERFUCKER PENIS DONKEY PUNCHER HORSE SHIT BRITNEY GOD DAMMIT ARSEBADGERS FUCK MARY WHITEHOUSE CHICKEN SHIT INCEST I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS QUEEF CUNNILINGUS INJUN SON OF A BITCH HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SEMEN FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE FOREIGN CURRENCY THIS IS A RARE SWEAR CUNT BOB SAGET I WILL END YOU! TITS I'LL RAPE YOU AUTOFELLATIO CAMEL FUCKER FUCK GRINGO DEVELOPERS! TENTACLE RAPE HONKY GOD DAMN BITCH CUNT ASSHOLE BLISTERING BARNACLES FAGGOT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON JOHN SMILEY FACE BUGFUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DONKEY DICK SAND NIGGER MALARKY VENEREAL DISEASE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! JOHN SMILEY FACE ARSE FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKSTAIN YUKY DOODY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS LICK PUSSY HOCKEY ANUSCAKE YOGHURT CANNON DYKE TOSSER SUCK MY DICK ARSE BALLS PUNANI TWAT COCK MARGARET THATCHER HELL DAMN SHITFACE BELGIUM GYPSY REBECCA BLACK HADJI DAMNATION BUNG-HOLE GENITALIA SHITFUCKER FUCKING TITS CHRISTHUMPER NIGGER ORGASM JIZZ ASSHOLE SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU PEDOPHILIA POLAK BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNTRAG SCROTUM HELL SPUNK JOHN ELWAY ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITFUCKER CLEMEN CAMEL FUCKER FUCK WANK INBRED POLACK ASS ASS TWAT FUCKFACE DAMN IT MONKEY BALLS DAMMIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PEARL NECKLACE HELL CUNTRAG [expletive deleted] ASSHAT JENKEM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS CUNNILINGUS ANAL LET'S SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NIGGER TITS ASS GOD DAMMIT MOCCASINS ASS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD VAGINA DICKHEAD CUNT SAND NIGGER CUNTSWILLING SEMEN JAP CAMEL FUCKER FUCKFACE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BASTARD CONAN O'BRIAN ASSCRACK SHITSLIDE ASSHOLE NICARAGUA PIECE OF SHIT SHITFACE ASSWIPE SHIT RUSKIE MOTHERFUCKER CRAPFUCKER AY-AY-AY ASS BITCH CHENEY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN RAT'S COCK DIPSHIT LIMEY BOB SAGET WIKIPEDIA NI GOD DAMN INBRED FUCKING A PISS ARTIST SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT BULLSHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS DOM DeLUISE ASS GREASER BUNG-HOLE JACKASS GO HOME AND DIE FLYING FUCK SAND NIGGER CHENEY GOD DAMMIT DOUCHING VENEREAL DISEASE GOD DAMN UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY BUTTFUCKER CUNT SEX FUCK OFF WANKER HELLFIRE ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCKSTAIN CRACKER DOUCHEBAG MAMA MIA TACO DICK CHICKEN POOPOO CUNTRAG POOPOO SCUMBAG MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BUTT PIRATE HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHIT ASSBANDIT DIPSHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS YOUR MOM NIPPLES I RAPE WALRUSES! PIG FUCKBAG BONER GRINGO DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FOUR-EYES JERK OFF DIPSHIT FUCK REDNECK FRIG COMMUNIST DILDO INBRED WANKSPLAT FUCKSTAIN NAZI JACKASS SHIT BULLSHIT CARPET MUNCHER SHIT DICKFACE JENKEM DILDO CUM FUCKSTAIN SPUNK WIENER INCEST CANNED QUOTES TITS ASSHAT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PISS ARTIST TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PEDOPHILIA BOLLOCKS PRICK NIGGER CUNT CUM MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITFACE POO POO BLOWJOB FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK COCK MASTURBATION DARTH VADER SHITHEAD HADJI DOUCHEBAG CUNT JERRY ASS LICKER FLYING FUCK CHRIST OF TABERNACLE BULLSHIT ASS FASCIST SPIC HITLER BUTT PIRATE DAMN FUCKSTAIN RUSTY TROMBONE ARSE FASHION BUG BUGGER OFF PUSSYLICKER FELLATIO TIMBER NIGGER BASTARD JACKASS SHIT FAG PIECE OF SHIT SHITFACE BOOBIES FELLATIO pen0r BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CUNT SHITBALLS CONDOMS CUNT ARSE MOZILLA FIREFOX SEX CUNT DUMBASS CUNT CRAPFUCKER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DICKHEAD SON OF A BITCH FIRECROTCH DYKE VAGINA INBRED STEVE BALLMER ASSWIPE CAMEL JOCKEY KRAUT PIXIES FUCKING NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITSLINGING FRIG SUGARTITS REDSKIN CHIGGER YID FUCKTARD BOON FUCKING A GANGBANG BULLSHIT SHITTY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

FLYING FUCK AMERICA ONLINE WHITE PEOPLE ASSRAMMER SCUMBAG MOCCASINS NIGNOG SHIT BUTT PIRATE MASTURBATION PRICK ABO FUCKER ASS KIKE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHITTY LET'S SHIT CUNNILINGUS TITTIES DOG SHIT UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! FAG PISS ARTIST EARS OF CHRIST TWAT SHIT SHITE WALRUS SHIT NAZI TACO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS SHITHEAD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE WHORE GOD DAMMIT TOSSER SHITFACE NIGNOG DILDO JIGGABOO COCKSUCKER SHITFUCKER CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST JOHN SMILEY FACE Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BLUMPKIN and with the DICK CHICKEN and his RAT'S COCK of girraffes in which SHIT while reading about BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See I AM CORNHOLIO! also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• WANK