Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without FOUR-EYES comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a MOTHERFUCKER article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCK NUGGET neurochemical FUCK disorder PEDOPHILIA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BIGNOSE, sudden SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITE or DRAMA vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TITS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SPICY CUNT FUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DICKLICK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! ORGASM words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK utterFUCKance of socially PENIS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PISSHOLE television programs to address BUTT PIRATE Tourette's syndrome.

SON OF A BITCH Tourette's is TUBA not to be OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! confused with WIENER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MONKEY SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BLOWJOB random SHITFUCKER disorientation, culturally-BUTT PIRATE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PORCH MONKEY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local RAPE language, NAZI and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK YOU WANK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PIECE OF SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive YOU WANKER quantities GIVING HEAD of ANAL DIABETES I'LL RAPE YOU garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKING JUMP! Polite Note to the MOTHERFUCKER Author:

The SHITHEAD Tourette's FRITZ Research Institute was BUGGER founded to INCEST.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASSHOLE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE article DUMBASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JACKASS SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITPISSER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CRAPPY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNNILINGUS Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of COCKSMOKER Tourrette's sufferers ASSHOLE swear. You can TITMOUSE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DICK TV, for always focusing on the BULLSHIT bad side of a terrible TITTIES thing.
The main ALF symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HUEY P. NEWTON involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHIT knee JUNGLE BUNNY NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CLIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CRAPMUNCHER school for GYPSY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DILDO sufferers to become REBECCA BLACK manically depressed and BONER commit CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR suicide.
There is no CUNNILINGUS cure, and the REBECCA BLACK drugs that are available to, "calm" the LIMEY tics often have adverse HORSE SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITFACE perodol" which caused my entire SUITCASE PENIS body to go SON OF A BITCH numb and CAMEL JOCKEY basically made it NIGGA! worse than BASTARD it is without the CUNT CRAPPER drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKFACE tourette syndrome CAPTAIN CRUNCH association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DONKEY PUNCHER the I'LL RAPE YOU public view of Tourettes as a "DICKFACE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is EMO much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKWIT sorry for DONKEY DICK "hi-jacking" your DOUCHING entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DOG FUCKER this that really PISS ARTIST annoys me. I am working towards a CHENEY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SOD OFF article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PISS, and making fun of a DAMN IT horrible disorder is (not) TWAT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your NIPPLES time.

Best ORGASM regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JIZZ” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHIST MONK reply

As LHASA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are COMMUNISM IS STUPID not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an FIREWALLS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT RIOTS degenerate capitalist culture in those GOVERNMENT FILTERS countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust AMERICA'S GREAT! in countries HUMAN RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not RIVER CRABS SUCK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a OPINION byproduct of your PANCHEN LAMA capitalist society WIKIPEDIA.

Li Chiang “POISON IN BABY FORMULA” Wen

P.S. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Regards to Andrew BOOBIES Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

The BULLSHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can ORGASM punch him if you POLAK want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you KU KLUX KLAN remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CONDOMS put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not BRITAIN white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SPIC saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my CHINK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BIGNOSE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DOUCHE NAZI and DONKEY PUNCHER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JACKASS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PISS BAND WITH 4 FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BEANER HORSE! BIGNOSE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BIGNOSE'S HOUSE

How MARY WHITEHOUSE to KRAUT cure FLYING FUCK the DICK Tourette's MALL SANTA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SON OF A BITCH for NIGGER Tourette's DOUCHEBAG Syndrome PIECE OF SHIT is CUNT CRAPPER following BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA these CANNED QUOTES rules CHING CHONG CHINK in JACKASS order:

1: Avoid DAMMIT immature DICKHEAD little SAGGY TITS kids,
2: Count to BUGFUCK within RUSTY TROMBONE 10 CUMseconds,
3: Do not open your TITTYWANK HELL BIGNOSE nor BUGGER talk,
4: Tell FLYING FUCK yourself you OH SHI– don't KAFFIR have PEEPEE this SHITE disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS WITH NASTY AUTOFELLATIO DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SCROTUM FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BIGNOSE last straw FUCKTARD!

I fucking put JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST' my comment at the TOP OF THE BOLLOCKS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at TITS & DICKS the TOP OF FUCKER THIS FUCKING ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be NI offensive. CRACKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to POLACK people who try COCKSHITTER to battle SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE'TESTICLE CHOKE that tight-ass CUNT 17-year-BUGGER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GOAT DICK it now, but someone said PUSSY' PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DEVELOPERS!'RECTUM RAIDER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING NEGRO is a laughing FUCKSTAIN matter. Plus there I'LL RAPE YOU was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DICKLICK Uncyclopedia, there are CAMEL JOCKEY articles WANK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching WANK stuff. So PISS that means FEMADOM stop getting mad at the MARGARET THATCHER first part too and GOD DAMMIT talking about the ASSWIPE letter that it's SHITE mocking (what DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT letter? I don't even know what GOD DAMN the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITHEAD hi self BOOBIES even made a really TWAT good point. "It's FLAMEVIPER nothing more PUNANI from a head nod to a BOOBS knee tick". GRIS. Which I'll add I LIKE SCHOOL onto JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CUNTRAG suffer that BASKETBALL much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PENIS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PISS be, because if I were a FROG Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CHENEY hilarious. If you CHOAD KISSER Want facts, go on WANK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FRENCH TICKLER be offended, don't read CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE the freaking FUCK OFF article anyway.

MOTHERFUCKER DAMMIT ASSHOLE JACKASS FUCKING RUSKIE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WIENER FUCKSTAIN D'OH

COCK PISS ARTIST FUCKER SHIT LIKE A HORSE MICK FUCKING A MONKEY SHIT BULLSHIT PEARL NECKLACE GENITALIA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSWIPE CROTCH CUM BRITNEY TAFFY VENEREAL DISEASE BATHING SUIT AREA JAP SHITE BEAVER CRAP SHIT JIGGABOO ANAL MICK FUCKSTAIN SHITTY DAMN GIVING HEAD SCROTUM VENEREAL DISEASE GENITALIA PRICK CHIGGER FELCHING DAMN POLACK PISS SEMEN CHUFF SAMUEL L. JACKSON DOUCHEBAG WANK COCKSUCKER QUEEF BOON DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GANGBANG FUCKFACE FELCHING BIRD SHIT GOOK JACKASS ASSHOLE PISS ARTIST RANDY TRAVIS DILDO ASSHOLE FUCK YOU HELL BLISTERING BARNACLES OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA [expletive deleted] GOD DAMN MALARKY FIRECROTCH TOSSER RANDY TRAVIS PISS ARTIST ASSHOLE BUTT PIRATE BELLEND RAT'S ASS PECKERHEAD TACO I'LL RAPE YOU URINE-GARGLING SHITCOCK I AM CORNHOLIO! PIG ASSWIPE MACACA LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITTY PUSSY RAT'S COCK FUCKTARD BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHE NAZI FUCKING FUCKHEAD BUTTFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITE pen0r EPIDIDYMIS BUGGER OFF BULLCRAP RAPE MARGARET THATCHER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DELICIOUS CAKE POTTYMOUTH FUCK BULLSHIT ASS WALRUS SHIT ASSFACE GANGBANG PISS ARTIST SOD BEAVER RAPE SHITCOCK TOWELHEAD SHITFUCKER ASSHOLE FRITZ WETBACK BUTT PIRATE CHENEY BITCH DAMN MOTHERFUCKER GRINGO TOWELHEAD SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER JERRY TOTAL MAMA MIA FLYING RAT'S ASS ORGASM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TOTAL INBRED DAMNED TABERNACLE SEMEN FRAK MOTHERFUCKER JERRY SEMEN BLOWJOB FUCKHEAD BLUMPKIN ASSHAT CHAV SHITE SLOPE ASSHOLE ARSE CUNT CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK OFF LENS CRAFTERS MONKEY SHIT GOD DAMMIT MOCKIE AY-AY-AY JIZZ CARPET MUNCHER WANK HELL WALRUS SHIT POOPY GOD DAMMIT CUNTYMINTS BLOWJOB FEATURED SHITTY NAZI WOP BUTT PIRATE CHOAD REBECCA BLACK FUCKSTAIN SHITE CHICKEN FRIES SHITE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DAMN PISS ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS POLAK GOOK BASTARD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SLOPE FROG'S FAT ASS DOG SHIT BORDER HOPPER FUCKFACE DOUCHEBAG PISS PISS FUCKHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ANAL SHIT HADJI KAFFIR ORGASM SCUMBAG ASSHAT JOHN ELWAY PIG SHITBALLS PEEPEE MASTURBATION MOTHERFUCKER SHIT NIPPLES ARSE RANDY TRAVIS SIGMUND FREUD SHITPISSER MOLDY TITS MOTHERFUCKER ASS SHITFUCKER FRIG CUNT ARSE SON OF A BITCH DAMN IT ALF CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKER GOD DAMMIT JERRY FUCKBAG DOUCHING RAPE BULLCRAP ASSHOLE RAPE SHITCOCK LIMEY HYPERINFLATION DAMN IT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FROG'S FAT ASS CHOAD KISSER JACKASS FROG'S FAT ASS DICKFACE SHITSLINGING BUTTFUCKER TITTIES YID WANK NAZI SHITHEAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER BASTARD WOMEN'S RIGHTS CHIGGER WOMEN'S RIGHTS PISS RECTUM RAIDER MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! CHICKEN SHIT ASSFACE SUCK MY DICK DONKEY PUNCHER SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE STUDENT RIOTS INJUN SEX TITTYWANK GRASS MUD HORSE POOPOO DOT HEAD JACKASS SPUNK JOHNNY SEMEN CRACKER BOB SAGET CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKER POLAK ASSHOLE HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY CUNT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TOSSER DICKHEAD CHUFF DOUCHETITS BELGIUM BOOBIES SHITHEAD MOCCASINS BIRD SHIT ASSRAPING NAZI ASS BALLS TARTAR SAUCE LET'S SHIT BEAVER SAND NIGGER MASTURBATION INBRED REDNECK NIGGER SUITCASE PENIS HORSE SHIT FUCKFACE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK COCKSHITTER VAGINA CLUSTERFUCK DICKHEAD PECKERHEAD DICKFACE ASSWIPE PEEPEE QUEEF PANCHEN LAMA GOD DAMMIT PIECE OF SHIT PISS OFF BASTARD STEVE BALLMER DOUCHEBAG DIPSHIT GRAPE PENIS O KURWA! COCKSHITTER WALRUS SHIT JOHNNY ASS CUNT MONKEY'S UNCLE BITCH TOSSER RAT'S COCK MUGABE HAS AIDS BULLSHIT O KURWA! PUSSYLICKER ASS COCKSUCKER CUM TITWANK SHITFUCKER INJUN FOUR-EYES BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKBAG MARY WHITEHOUSE COMMUNIST DILDO YUKY DOODY GRINGO BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU DAMMIT CONDOMS DILDO CUNT CRAPMUNCHER KNOBJOCKEY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSCRACK CAMEL JOCKEY DICKHEAD MAMA MIA PEARL NECKLACE HELL ASS BUTTFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JESSE McCARTNEY PISS OFF MY ASS CRAPPY TWAT FELCHING I WILL KILL YOU! LOLCAT PUNANI SEMEN ORGASM BASTARD MOSES AUTOFELLATIO TOURETTE'S IS FUN I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKSTAIN PENISBIRD FUCK ASSHAT DAMN BITCH DICKWAD BLOWJOB COMMUNIST DILDO SECOND BALLS POMMIE FUCK NUGGET PICKANINNY GENITALIA SHITSKIN DOUCHE ASS HELL CUNTSWILLING DAMN CUNTBUCKET GENITALIA TITTIES NI BUTT-FOR-BRAINS AUTOFELLATIO SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CHINK MONKEY SHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD STEVE BALLMER SPANK THE MONKEY JENKEM ASS GENITALIA BEAVER ANAL DIABETES AUTOFELLATIO NIGGER PISS OFF MY ASS I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING PUNANI ADMINS ARE GAY FUCKSTAIN PISS OFF INCEST BOOBIES DAMMIT SHITHEAD MACACA WANKER JACKASS SHIT COON ASSHAT NAZI VENEREAL DISEASE NAZI CHIGGER BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCKTARD SHIT SCUMBAG MOCCASINS ASSHOLE INBRED BITCH BOOBIES BIRD SHIT HELL DUMBASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! LENS CRAFTERS FUCK OFF MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE HORSE PENIS AUTOFELLATIO ROSIE O'DONNELL SUCK MY DICK GOD DAMN TITS DOG FUCKER ASSHOLE EAT MY SHIT! FUCKHEAD CONDOMS ASSFACE CHUFF HELLFUCKER COCKSUCKER POLAK ABO SPICY CUNT FUCK TAMPONS DOUCHING LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITHEAD TACO FUCK YOU PISS BOB SAGET WINDOWS VISTA BALLS BLUMPKIN DOG SHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCKSTAIN PUSSY FUCK BOLLOCKS ASS TENTACLE RAPE ARSE FUCK HAIL SATAN! DICKHEAD HELL EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKER FUCKSTAIN NAZI FUCKFACE DUMBASS BITCH HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BUNG-HOLE FROG'S FAT ASS HEIL HITLER! GOOK BEANER DARTH VADER BORDER HOPPER DAMN FAG WIKIPEDIA SHIT BOOBS NEGRO PRICK I WILL END YOU! GOBSHITE GOD DAMMIT JOHN ELWAY CUNT HELL DICKHEAD CHIGGER DOG FUCKER SEX MARY WHITEHOUSE SHITHEAD YOU WANKER FROG FUCKTARD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SPIC FELLATIO CUNT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST I RAPE WALRUSES! DICKLICK BUGGER FELCHING CUNT CRAPPER WHORE MONKEY BALLS HAIL SATAN! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JACK ABRAMOFF GOD DAMN GRAPE PENIS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SCUMBAG YOU WANKER CLUSTERFUCK SHITE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! WOP CLUSTERFUCK SHITHEAD MALARKY DICKLICK GOAT DICK FUCKER FUCKWIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DICKHEAD CHIGGER FUCKING FUCKING SEMEN BLUMPKIN CUM CHRIST OF TABERNACLE CUNTRAG SHITBALLS LAKE TITICACA BITCH BALL SACK BALL SACK COCKSHITTER DOUCHEBAG SAGGY TITS SMEG DICK CHICKEN JACKASS SHIT MOCCASINS BALLS CHICKEN SHIT ORGASM FUCK OFF TITS MOTHERFUCKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM POWERSHIT FUCKHEAD PUSSY OH SHI– NIGGER FUCK YOU CUNT WHORE FUCKBAG TITS CLUSTERFUCK BUTTFUCKER FUCK OFF MASTURBATION BONER ASS DOT HEAD BASTARD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BUGGER TAMPONS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHIT ASS FRIG TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FUCKHEAD GREASER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CAPTAIN CRUNCH BULLSHIT BUTTFUCKER CONAN O'BRIAN GOAT DICK BIRD SHIT NEGRO VAGINA JACKASS PIG FUCK YOU INBRED SCUMBAG GRAPE PENIS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASS TWAT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK YOU CUNNILINGUS GREASER ANAL DIABETES COMMUNIST DILDO BALLS GENITALIA CUNT DOUCHE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PENISPENISPENIS!!! BOB SAGET SAMUEL L. JACKSON YOU WANKER CLEMEN FAGGOT WANK TAMPONS ASSFACE DONGSHOVER ASSFACE FLYING FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT FRIG TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SEX JERK OFF GOD DAMN CRAPFUCKER BOLLOCKS FELLATIO PENIS PISS FUCKWIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WIGGER YOU WANKER PISSHOLE ASSWIPE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WANK GOD DAMMIT DOUCHEBAG FUCKING JUMP! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANKSPLAT TAFFY SPIC FLYING FUCK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHIT YOU WANKER ASSHOLE PIG JAP CUNT DAMN BORDER HOPPER DAMN WANKSPLAT BONER ASS DONKEY DICK ORGASM SPANK THE MONKEY BUTT PIRATE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKING PISS ARTIST DAMN SHITE SHITHEAD AUTOFELLATIO POKÉMON SHITSLINGING GIVING HEAD SHITE FELCHING I AM CORNHOLIO! CHOAD KISSER FLYING FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE PISS OFF CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! DIPSHIT PAKI SHIT JAP GOD DAMMIT WIENER PISSHOLE CLIT PRICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PAKI GRINGO CUNT SHITE ARSE CRAP ON A STICK CONDOMS O CANADA BITCH HELL BUKKAKE TAFFY FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DRAMA OH SHI– RAT'S ASS SHIT CLUSTERFUCK FUCK ASSHAT COON FUCKING JUMP! CRAPPY WETBACK SON OF A BITCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISSHOLE SHITFUCKER NIGGER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ASSWIPE KIKE CRIMETHINK CUNT MONGOLIANS ASSCRACK SUITCASE PENIS BIG FOOT HORSE PENIS BUGGER OFF FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BITCH FUCK MASTURBATION GRIS NIGGER BITCH WANK CLUSTERFUCK MASTURBATION SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE BUGGER OFF EXTRA LONG PENIS SEMEN ART METAL PRODUCTS NIGGER SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKFACE MONKEY SHIT BITCH NIGNOG BULLSHIT BOOBIES BOON DIPSHIT TURD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST JENKEM FUCKING JUMP! REBECCA BLACK ANUSCAKE FUCKWIT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS ASSFACE RAT'S ASS FUCKTARD FRITZ SHITE TAFFY SHIT PROTESTS SCUMBAG CUNNILINGUS BULLSHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TITS & DICKS TAMPON IN MY ASS PISSHOLE PISS OFF FUCKWIT VILLAGE DUMP TIT SPRINKLES FENCE JUMPER YOU WANKER JACKASS DIPSHIT DILDO MARGARET THATCHER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy HELL LAKE TITICACA CHICKEN SHIT ARSE FELCHING NIGGER DYKE POOPOO 30 CASES OF PICKLES BITCH FUDGEPACKER PUSSY CHIGGER RAPE BONER JOHNNY ASS WANK SLOPE FUCKTARD CLUSTERFUCK CROTCH DICKFACE SON OF A BITCH SPUNK RAT'S ASS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SOD OFF RAT'S ASS ARSEBADGERS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? NORTH KOREA CUNT NINTENDOGS JIGGABOO I AM CORNHOLIO! BUGFUCK WETBACK CRAPMUNCHER CRAPMUNCHER BASTARD FUCK OFF SHIT ASS FUCK YOU ASSWIPE GOAT DICK DICKFACE NIPPLES ABO SHIT BULLSHIT FELLATIO DICKLICK HELL MASTURBATION HELL DAMN ASSFACE CLEMEN DELICIOUS CAKE RUSKIE GOOK DAMN MASTURBATION WANKSPLAT CONDOMS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GOD DAMMIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITE SHIT INBRED RAT'S ASS YOUTUBE, BITCH PUSSY SON OF A BITCH ASSWIPE SOD CHIGGER REBECCA BLACK WHORE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! VAGINA SHITSLINGING HATE HATE HAT BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER SHUT UP, MEG! PUSSY CUNT BUKKAKE COMMUNIST DILDO FRENCH TICKLER SHUT UP, MEG! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FELLATIO FUCK OFF CLUSTERFUCK ASSHOLE PENIS FROG HOSER YUKY DOODY DIPSHIT AUTOFELLATIO DARTH VADER CRAPMUNCHER DAMMIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PISS FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! HOLY DUMB FUCK RICK MORANIS DOG FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING FAGGOT FELLATIO CUNT VAGINA KNOBJOCKEY NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHITFUCKER SHITFUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER BOOBS FUCKTARD FUCK WANK RAT'S ASS CHAV KIDDY FIDDLER CHOAD KISSER HELL SCUMBUCKET DOUCHEBAG SHITE PISS HELL FRAK NEGRO WANK DOG SHIT HELL ASSFACE FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER RAPE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CLUSTERFUCK FRITZ MARCH OF FLAMES HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY FRIG MOCCASINS GREASER BUGGER ARSE PISS CUNT PENISBIRD TWAT GOD DAMMIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BUGGER CAMEL FUCKER DICKFACE BUGGER CUNT WOP FLYING FUCK TESTICLE CHOKE DOG SHIT ANAL DIABETES GRIS SON OF A BITCH WIENER Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DAMN IT and with the CRAPFUCKER and his SHITE of girraffes in which DOG SHIT while reading about DOUGHNUT PUNCHER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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