Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without FUCK OFF comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a THONG TASTER article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SAND NIGGER neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITE, sudden PRICK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DYKE or LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HONKY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BIRD SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MR WINKLER IS GAY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SON OF A BITCH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS NORTH KOREA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous THONG TASTER utterFUCKance of socially SON OF A BITCH objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SPUNK television programs to address JACKASS Tourette's syndrome.

DOG SHIT Tourette's is GRINGO not to be JOHN ELWAY confused with TIMBER NIGGER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying INBRED chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TWAT random SAND NIGGER disorientation, culturally-INBRED-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WOP outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local POWERSHIT language, COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITE PRICK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PENIS souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK quantities DAMNATION of ANAL DIABETES CHICKEN SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A POTTYMOUTH Polite Note to the BITCH Author:

The DYKE Tourette's DAMN Research Institute was I WILL END YOU! founded to DAMMIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PIECE OF SHIT article FUCKTARD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GRINGO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or GOOK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SONNY BILL WILLIAMS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about POWERSHIT Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM Tourrette's sufferers FUCK OFF swear. You can SHITBALLS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame INBRED TV, for always focusing on the VENEREAL DISEASE bad side of a terrible HAIL SATAN! thing.
The main GRINGO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are COON involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SUGARTITS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKFACE knee GOD DAMN NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is suck my mothers no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITPISSER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SCROTUM school for BITCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BALLS sufferers to become SHITBALLS manically depressed and CLUSTERFUCK commit O KURWA! suicide.
There is no ASSWIPE cure, and the WETBACK drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT tics often have adverse HO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNT perodol" which caused my entire HOMO body to go ALEX TREBEK numb and BUKKAKE basically made it NIGGA! worse than ANAL DIABETES it is without the HELL drug.

I am an active member of a BUTT PIRATE tourette syndrome TITTIES association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GOBSHITE the FELCHING public view of Tourettes as a "TIT DIRT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BUGFUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITHEAD sorry for ASSHAT "hi-jacking" your FAG entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like KIDDY FIDDLER this that really RAT'S ASS annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKING BASEBALL better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this I'LL RAPE YOU article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SCUMBAG, and making fun of a GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS horrible disorder is (not) D'OH funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SAND NIGGER time.

Best WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKSTAIN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese WIKIPEDIA reply

As STUDENT RIOTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are VOTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONGOLIANS Westerners show is not an BUDDHIST MONK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN BABY FORMULA degenerate capitalist culture in those CULT OF THE DEAD COW countries. When showing TIANENMEN SQUARE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DISSIDENTS in countries CAPITALISM leadership, those problems does not VOTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONGOLIANS byproduct of your DEMOCRACY capitalist society GOOGLE.

Li Chiang “MELAMINE” Wen

P.S. SCROTUM Regards to Andrew SCRATCH! GROUNDER! Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The EPIDIDYMIS bastard who wrote this article. You can CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE punch him if you DOT HEAD want to.

As a MUGABE HAS AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough BRITAIN problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this HIV NEGATIVE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with RHODESIA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SONNY BILL WILLIAMS saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHITE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TIT SPRINKLES and PICKANINNY playing Roblox's Adopt Me with I'LL RAPE YOU music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) KIKE BAND WITH 4 DILDO MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCK YOU HORSE! SHITE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITE'S HOUSE

How DAMN IT to MOTHERFUCKER cure BALLS the TITTYWANK Tourette's POLACK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PEDOPHILIA for FUCKHEAD Tourette's YOGHURT CANNON Syndrome ASS is MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE following LOGJAMMER these CUNNILINGUS rules GYPSY in I AM CORNHOLIO! order:

1: Avoid PENIS immature WANK little RAPE kids,
2: Count to SOD within ABO 10 PISSseconds,
3: Do not open your RUSTY TROMBONE CUNT CRAPPER HORSE PENIS nor CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE talk,
4: Tell GYPSY yourself you YOGHURT CANNON don't DICKFACE have IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

this FEMADOM disease,

5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASS FASCIST WITH NASTY FUCKTARD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PISS OFF FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHITE last straw WANK!

I fucking put FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA' my comment at the TOP OF THE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BATMAN & ROBIN the TOP OF CRACKER THIS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DOG SHIT offensive. JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to KAFFIR people who try SHITTY to battle STEVE BALLMER'MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE that tight-ass FRAK 17-year-BUTTFUCKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM it now, but someone said TITMOUSE' CUNNILINGUS FU SPANG'TWAT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SEX is a laughing SHITFACE matter. Plus there WALRUS SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on JACKASS Uncyclopedia, there are BORDER HOPPER articles DUMBASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HO stuff. So DAMN IT that means JUNGLE BUNNY stop getting mad at the TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! first part too and TRANNY talking about the MOLDY TITS letter that it's TITS mocking (what ALEX TREBEK letter? I don't even know what NI the heck you're talking about). Adrian FELLATIO hi self DARTH VADER even made a really CUNTSWILLING good point. "It's HELL nothing more FROG'S FAT ASS from a head nod to a JAP knee tick". WALRUS SHIT. Which I'll add BITCH onto SCROTUM saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKER suffer that CLIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASSFACE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GO HOME AND DIE be, because if I were a DICKFACE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TOWELHEAD hilarious. If you SHITCOCK Want facts, go on JERRY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JACKASS SHIT be offended, don't read DICK the freaking YOU WANKER article anyway.

JOHNNY NICARAGUA TENTACLE RAPE FUCKING FUCKWIT GRIS FUCKHEAD BITCH FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN

TOTAL SUCK A BIG DICK GOOK PEARL NECKLACE FASHION BUG CUNT ASS SHIT [expletive deleted] NIGNOG BASTARD NIGGER FUCKFACE SEMEN suck my mothers SAGGY TITS WANK BOOBS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BULLSHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM HOMO SPUNK TWISTY VAGINA RAPE TITWANK CUNT CRAPPER SAGGY TITS CHAV BITCH CHICKEN SHIT SHITHEAD FRIG FUCK OSTRICH MY ASS HOMO PIG MONKEY'S UNCLE TIT SPRINKLES MONKEY SHIT WANKSPLAT DAMMIT SCROTUM CRAP TOSSER TITTIES ASSHAT HEIL HITLER! 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AAAAAAAAA! OH SHI– ASSHOLE BUTTFUCKER DICKLICK PISS UP MY ARSE HELL ARSE COCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SUGARTITS GIVING HEAD NIGGER TITS POLAK HOLY DUMB FUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MOCKIE BANGKOK PENIS CLEVELAND STEAMER PENIS SHITFACE BUGFUCK CANNED QUOTE BIRD SHIT BUTTFUCKER BALL SACK FRENCH TICKLER CRAP PISSHOLE COCK SOD OFF SHITHEAD COCKSUCKER RAT'S ASS SHIT MILF GANGBANG CLEMEN REDNECK MASTURBATION ORGASM SHITHEAD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON GOBSHITE SON OF A BITCH FUCKTARD FUCKING A HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FALSE BENSON SHITFACE INCEST FUCK YOU BULLSHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SEX SHITSKIN FROG'S FAT ASS CUNNILINGUS DAMN IT BAT FUCK INSANE STEVE BALLMER GRAPE PENIS GOATSE SHITBALLS PUSSY ASSFACE FUCKER URINE-GARGLING SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM HELL suck my mothers FUCKWIT DOUCHE NAZI PISS OFF FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING JAP CLUSTERFUCK FELLATIO SHITTY DOT HEAD FUCKFACE FROG BLISTERING BARNACLES I RAPE WALRUSES! FLAMING ASS BADGER SHIT WANK WANK ANUSCAKE NIGGER BIRD IN THE HOUSE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK KRAUT WIKIPEDIA I'LL RAPE YOU HELL COCKSMOKER ASS WANK JOHN ELWAY FELLATIO FUCKING A CLUSTERFUCK BITCH CUNTBUCKET FUCKSTAIN PUSSY TUBA JOHNNY WANK BUGGER OFF DAMN IT FUCKHEAD BITCH CUNTSWILLING BUGFUCK ABO DAMN IT COCK MONKEY BALLS GOD DAMN SHIT OUT OF MY DICK JIZZ CLEVELAND STEAMER DICK IN A BOX BEAVER FRITZ SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHIT FUCKING CAMEL FUCKER VAGINA JACKASS SON OF A BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TITS CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKBAG GO HOME AND DIE [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS OFF BEANER SEX BONER BITCH IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCKWIT TITTIES BASTARD BELGIUM PRICK SHITFUCKER ASSHOLE ORGASM BOLLOCKS CLUSTERFUCK PISS OFF PRICK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BOB SAGET MALARKY ASS NAZI HEIL HITLER! I'LL RAPE YOU MILF FELCHING ASSFACE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DIRTY SANCHEZ NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DICK CHICKEN DAMN IT SHITHEAD POMMIE WANKER NI BOOBS SUITCASE PENIS SUNSHINE CONAN O'BRIAN MOCCASINS lowercase I AM CORNHOLIO! CUNT FENCE JUMPER TAFFY BITCH SON OF A BITCH BASTARD SNUFF PORN DAMN IT CUNTSWILLING GOD DAMMIT BUTT PIRATE ORGASM CRAP CONAN O'BRIAN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS RAT'S ASS PAKI FUCK OFF FELCHMONKEY COON LAKE TITICACA PISSHOLE RAINBOWS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM EPIDIDYMIS JOHNNY ASSHAT BITCH ASSRAMMER TOWELHEAD WHORE SHITSLINGING SHITHEAD RAT'S ASS NEGRO BONG EXTRA LONG PENIS MOTHERFUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE FEWMETS NIGNOG BITCH REBECCA BLACK CUNT BIG FOOT SOD FRITZ PISS GOD DAMMIT SEX FRED PHELPS SHITFACE REBECCA BLACK RAPE FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE DAMN IT RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK A DUCK BONG DICK TITS CHOAD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES EPIDIDYMIS RAPE FUCK YOU WANKER DAMN IT NIPPLES PISS ASSWIPE GOATSE DAMN CUNTRAG CHING CHONG CHINK CLIT BALLS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS LIMEY VILLAGE DUMP CHOAD TITWANK WANKER CLIT VANDALISM IS COOL JOHN ELWAY DICKHEAD FUCKHEAD LET'S SHIT SHITCUNTING DEMOCRACY TUBA DUMBASS DICKHEAD POLACK ANAL WIKIPEDIA SLOPE GOD DAMMIT BIRD SHIT JERK OFF CLEMEN LOLCAT WIENER HOMO SHITE SHITE FUCK JACKASS TWISTY VAGINA SON OF A BITCH SHITE GOD DAMMIT RECTUM RAIDER HORSE PENIS DICKFACE CRAPFUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS JACKASS COCK ARSE HELL ASSCRACK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ARSE ORGASM PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! SHITBALLS WANKER BELLEND COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT YID MONKEY SHIT BULLSHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT WINDOWS VISTA WIENER BONER PUSSY WANK SHITTY BELGIUM DARTH VADER FUCKWIT RANDY TRAVIS DOG SHIT FELCHING TACO TITS PISS ARTIST GOBSHITE PORCH MONKEY ASSRAPING ASSHAT WANK CUNTRAG TRANNY TAMPON IN MY ASS CRACKER PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS BASTARD CRAPMUNCHER CHOAD KISSER DICKFACE SHIT FUCKING BALLS DAMN IT CUNT CRAPPER BALLS RICK MORANIS YOU WANKER ASS HELLFUCKER YOGHURT CANNON INBRED BALLS DICKHEAD SHITTY JAP JERK OFF BELGIUM ASS DILDO POMMIE FU SPANG HONKY FUCK MONKEY'S UNCLE BASTARD PISS OFF NIGGER BITCH GOD DAMN CLUSTERFUCK PUSSY SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI NICARAGUA NIGGER SOD OFF RECTUM RAIDER SHITTY CLUSTERFUCK DAMN CLUSTERFUCK VENEREAL DISEASE ASS FRIG TITMOUSE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PISS OFF PUNANI DOG SHIT PIGFUCKER HOMO BIRD SHIT SHITSLINGING FLYING FUCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHITE SHITFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FRAK GOD DAMN PRICK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FROG'S FAT ASS SOD OFF FASHION BUG CLIT POOPOO WALRUS SHIT DAMN JERK OFF NIPPLES DICKLICK DICKFACE ORGASM PISS ARTIST RAGHEAD WETBACK EXTRA LONG PENIS QUEEF DIRTY SANCHEZ RECTUM RAIDER MARY WHITEHOUSE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MONKEY BALLS DOODIE HEAD BUKKAKE REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE ANUSCAKE CUNT GOD DAMN BATHING SUIT AREA DONALD RUMSFELD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ARSE TAMPONS DOM DeLUISE YOGHURT CANNON WHORE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SHITE TENTACLE RAPE CUNT LAPPER BULLSHIT MARGARET THATCHER FUCK SCUMBUCKET JIZZ SUGARTITS RAT'S ASS NEGRO DICK DICKFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BATHING SUIT AREA SPUNK BULLCRAP DICKHEAD BAT FUCK INSANE SHITCOCK ORGASM FUCKFACE CLIT WANK CRAP CHIGGER WETBACK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE GO COUNT YOUR DICK BASTARD FUCKING JUMP! FUCK YOU ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PUSSYLICKER RAT'S COCK BEAVER SHIT CLUSTERFUCK MALARKY GARBAGE DAY! GIVING HEAD GOD DAMN COCKSMOKER PISS FUCKFACE PECKERHEAD PIXIES FUCKING WANK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD PISS PENISFUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER CLIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BITCH INCEST GO HOME AND DIE PUSSY TITS BEAVER DICK CHICKEN SHITBALLS PAKI BITCH ASS FUCKTARD EPIDIDYMIS HELL SON OF A BITCH FROG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FRED PHELPS GO HOME AND DIE SOD OFF HELL NAZI COCKSMOKER CHIGGER FUCKTARD BASTARD SHITTY PRICK VAGINA ABO FREEDOM OF SPEECH DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN PUSSY FUCK YOU QUEEF DAMNED TABERNACLE ASSHAT BASTARD CUNT MOTHERFUCKER TWAT JAP SPANK THE MONKEY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCK DAMN CROTCH BUTT PIRATE TRANNY CRAPMUNCHER ASSWIPE TITS RAT'S ASS DOG FUCKER PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! FUCK FUCK OFF CUNTSWILLING DEMOCRACY RAT'S ASS WANKER SHITCOCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITCOCK SEMEN MARGARET THATCHER PISS ARTIST GOD DAMN BITCH CRAPPY MOCCASINS CAMEL JOCKEY CUNTSWILLING DOUCHETITS SHITSLINGING CUNTING ASSCRACK BEAVER SHITSLINGING DICK FRENCH TICKLER COON ANAL DAMN IT MALL SANTA PISS OFF MY ASS SUITCASE PENIS NIGGER PRICK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITTY SHITFUCKER VAGINA FUCKHEAD VAGINA CHICKEN SHIT CARPET MUNCHER DIPSHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS POLACK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH COCK JIZZ CRAPMUNCHER CHOAD FUCK JAP REDSKIN CUNTRAG FIRECROTCH CLUSTERFUCK ASSWIPE TOSSER LENS CRAFTERS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BOOBIES SHIT PISS OFF BASTARD MONASTERIES WANK GOD DAMMIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! D'OH CUNTBUCKET IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITFACE JACK OFF ASSRAPING ORGASM PISS SNUFF PORN FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK RAT'S COCK PORCH MONKEY GOD DAMMIT ASS JACKASS DAMN PUSSY ANAL FUCKING A PISS OFF SHITHEAD BIGNOSE ASSWIPE ASSHOLE GOD DAMN JOHN SMILEY FACE GRIS SAND NIGGER WANKSPLAT TIT DIRT EXTRA LONG PENIS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! AUTOFELLATIO FUCK CC PLZ TOTAL COON COCKSHITTER HOMO NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BATHING SUIT AREA FENCE JUMPER CHIGGER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHITE DILDO BELLEND DICK CHICKEN CHRISTHUMPER HOMO SHITHEAD SUGARTITS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FEWMETS POLACK HENTAI ORGASM CHOAD DILDO WALRUS SHIT POLESMOKER RAT'S COCK REDSKIN WANKSPLAT PISS OFF MY ASS VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING SCROTUM FUCK GOBSHITE BASTARD DYKE SOD OFF FUCKING DICKHEAD TITTYWANK JUNGLE BUNNY DICKHEAD SACRAMENTO SHITHEAD GOOGLE DICKFACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER PIG JERK OFF BOOBIES ALEX TREBEK VENEREAL DISEASE TALK PAGES COCKSUCKER SHITFUCKER PISS ASSCRACK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DOT HEAD SHITBALLS ASS FUCK OFF MICK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! PIGFUCKER FUCK CHINK BOOBS FLYING FUCK FUCK OFF BITCH COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WANKER BIRD SHIT ASSHOLE FENCE JUMPER YOU WANKER SHIT [Insert swear here] YOU WANKER BLOWJOB SOD GYPSY EAT MY SHIT! ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA NICARAGUA SHITBALLS STEVE BALLMER BUTTFUCKER WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS BEAVER FELLATIO DOM DeLUISE FELCHING SHITSLINGING POOPY BITCH CRAPFUCKER HELLFIRE SHITSLINGING FUCK OFF TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK JACKASS JERRY GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS NICARAGUA SHIT BLUMPKIN FUCK OFF DOG FUCKER CUM DOUCHING AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BULLSHIT JACKASS TAMPONS BULLCRAP FRIG COLGATE TIMBER NIGGER KRAUT DAMN INBRED SHUT UP, MEG! SHITFUCKER SHIT CHICKEN SHIT REBECCA BLACK ORGASM GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS WIGGER CLEMEN TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK FRITZ FROG'S FAT ASS JENKEM DOUCHE BULLSHIT SPANK THE MONKEY BENCH PRESS CUNT FUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA SCUMBAG TWISTY VAGINA SON OF A BITCH CRAPFUCKER SAND NIGGER ASSCRACK RUSKIE TAMPONS FENCE JUMPER COLGATE BUTT PIRATE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS TURD SPIC RAT'S COCK OSTRICH MY ASS NIGNOG I'LL RAPE YOU TESTICLE CHOKE FLYING FUCK RAT'S ASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BUTT PIRATE PISS ARTIST DICK TITS GO HOME AND DIE TIMBER NIGGER FUCKTARD JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK BULLSHIT FLYING FUCK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GOBSHITE PUSSY CHIGGER CAMEL FUCKER SHITBALLS GOD DAMN BORDER HOPPER MONKEY'S UNCLE REDSKIN TITS & DICKS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCK OFF BENCH PRESS SOD TURD TITS & DICKS MICK SHITSLINGING DICKFACE GANGBANG TITTIES SHITFACE SOD WANK BAD MOTHERFUCKER CLIT SHIT DUNE COON ARSE TITTYWANK SHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT KRAUT SUGARTITS CUNT TITTIES RAGHEAD TWAT GO COUNT YOUR DICK FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITE BORDER HOPPER SUCK A BIG DICK ASSHOLE FEWMETS GOD DAMMIT MAMA MIA VAGINA JENKEM CUNT CRAPPER BALL SACK LUV HELL COMMUNIST DILDO BRUSH MA TEETH ASS ASSHOLE BASTARD PICKANINNY SHITTY KNOBJOCKEY HELL NEOPETS BLUMPKIN CUM DEVELOPERS! DAMN SUGARTITS BALL SACK [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] WIGGER FUCK OFF PUSSY SHITCOCK SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT ASSFACE ASSFACE CUNT PENISPENISPENIS!!! TWAT INBRED Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TITTIES and with the NIGGER and his SHITCOCK of girraffes in which OSTRICH MY ASS while reading about FUCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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