Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WANK'ASSHOLE'FLYING FUCK'CAMEL FUCKER'ANUSCAKE'CLIT'HOLY DUMB FUCK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a SHITTY look at the DICKWAD talk page of this GANGBANG article for notes or discussion before I WILL END YOU! editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HELL neurochemical FUCK disorder HELL characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY, sudden LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASSHAT or CHIGGER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly pen0r in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DAMMIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NIPPLES by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKHEAD PUSSYLICKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKSTAIN utterFUCKance of socially FRIG objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CRAPMUNCHER television programs to address FROG'S FAT ASS Tourette's syndrome.

GOD BLESS AMERICA Tourette's is GRAPE PENIS not to be WANK confused with SHITHEAD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKING A chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK OFF random JAP disorientation, culturally-BUGFUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BITCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MILF language, INCEST and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DICK TITS SHITFUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky INCEST souvenir shoppes and massive DOUCHETITS quantities [expletive deleted] of ANAL DIABETES ASSRAPING garbage.

Darnit.

A WOODPECKERSHIT Polite Note to the JIGGABOO Author:

The SHITCOCK Tourette's DYKE Research Institute was DOUCHE NAZI founded to JUMPING JESUS!!!.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUNT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SCROTUM article PENISBIRD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BELLEND I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MOCCASINS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKSTAIN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Tourrette's sufferers YOU WANKER swear. You can JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame HELL TV, for always focusing on the CRAPMUNCHER bad side of a terrible DIPSHIT thing.
• The main LAKE TITICACA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ALF involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PENIS ON A STICK knee CANNED QUOTE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CUNT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUM cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCK school for ASSFACE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASSHAT sufferers to become DONKEY PUNCHER manically depressed and WOP commit MOCKIE suicide.
• There is no WIENER cure, and the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS drugs that are available to, "calm" the KNOBJOCKEY tics often have adverse FUCKSTAIN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD perodol" which caused my entire JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK body to go FUCK YOU numb and FUCK YOU basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASSWIPE it is without the WHORE drug.

I am an active member of a YOU WANKER tourette syndrome DIRTY SANCHEZ association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKING A the SUCK MY DICK public view of Tourettes as a "BUTT PIRATE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BASTARD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TWAT sorry for FUCKHEAD "hi-jacking" your TOTAL entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BUTT PIRATE this that really FIRECROTCH annoys me. I am working towards a HORSE PENIS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SOD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FRAK, and making fun of a BELLEND horrible disorder is (not) SHITSLINGING funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HELL time.

Best BOLLOCKS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ANAL” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese UIGURS reply

As TIBET Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIENANMEN SQUARE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Westerners show is not an TAIWAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT RIOTS degenerate capitalist culture in those PANCHEN LAMA countries. When showing PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MEG in countries CULT OF THE DEAD COW leadership, those problems does not I LIKE BUSH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PROXY SITES byproduct of your TAIWAN capitalist society STUDENT RIOTS.

Li Chiang “MINORITIES” Wen

P.S. CUNT Regards to Andrew PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The ASSHAT bastard who wrote this article. You can VAGINA punch him if you MARGARET THATCHER want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE'S MOMMA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this SALISBURY article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this CECIL JOHN RHODES country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass LGBT RIGHTS put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TITTYWANK saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my MILF intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PISS ARTIST and BIRD SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WEHATEMARIO music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WETBACK BAND WITH 4 FLAMING ASS BADGER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A NAZI HORSE! HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY'S HOUSE

How MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! to WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? cure FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD the FUCKING A Tourette's SHITTY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BLISTERING BARNACLES for CROTCH Tourette's SEMPRINI Syndrome SHITCUNTING is AUTOFELLATIO following JIZZ these MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS rules PISS UP MY ARSE in SCROTUM order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKING A immature ARSE little TIMBER NIGGER kids,
• 2: Count to SEMEN within RAT'S COCK 10 FUCKINGseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PEARL NECKLACE ASSHAT SHITHEAD nor SHITPISSER talk,
• 4: Tell HELLFIRE yourself you YOUR MOM don't PENIS have WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? this SHITTY disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WANK WITH NASTY POLACK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S POMMIE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY last straw DUMBASS!

I fucking put PUSSY' my comment at the TOP OF THE MOLDY TITS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at AY-AY-AY the TOP OF NIPPLES THIS JACKASS SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FLAMING ASS BADGER offensive. PISS OFF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HORSE PENIS people who try ASSHOLE to battle NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES'COON that tight-ass TAMPON IN MY ASS 17-year-SIGMUND FREUD—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DICKHEAD it now, but someone said SCRATCH! GROUNDER!' ASSHOLE PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!!'FUCKFACE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASSRAMMER is a laughing DUMBASS matter. Plus there HATE HATE HAT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BAD MOTHERFUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are MILF articles JERK OFF about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SCUMBAG stuff. So DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! that means DAMN stop getting mad at the FUCKSTAIN first part too and GOOK talking about the BASTARD letter that it's BULLSHIT mocking (what FUCKHEAD letter? I don't even know what PORCH MONKEY the heck you're talking about). Adrian COCK hi self PUSSYLICKER even made a really NEOPETS good point. "It's ASS LICKER nothing more CUNT from a head nod to a SEMEN knee tick". DICK TITS. Which I'll add POTTYMOUTH onto LIMEY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't GOD DAMN suffer that TWO-INCH PENIS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SEMEN be, because if I were a MALL SANTA Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TURD hilarious. If you BITCH Want facts, go on SCUMBAG Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DOG SHIT be offended, don't read WANK the freaking NECROPHILIA article anyway.

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GO HOME AND DIE RAPE DUMBASS PISS PUSSY TRANNY NIPPLES CONSENSUS FAGGOT WANK CHING CHONG CHINK ASS FASCIST FEWMETS FAGGOT BATHING SUIT AREA SHITFUCKER DOODIE HEAD BONER HADJI DOG SHIT RAGHEAD BITCH FUCK POTTYMOUTH SHITHEAD [expletive deleted] FUCKER BALLS BEAVER WIGGER FUCKING JUMP! PISS OFF 30 CASES OF PICKLES GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITE FUCK OFF SHITHEAD WANK CHOAD WALRUS SHIT COMMUNION WAFER TRANNY FUCKSTAIN BITCH FUCK A DUCK FUCKSTAIN FIRECROTCH WANK FUCK FUCKTARD DARTH VADER REDSKIN MACACA JACKASS DYKE ASS JACK OFF WANK JAP GOD DAMN MASTURBATION DAGO SHITSLINGING POOPY BELGIUM ASS I'LL RAPE YOU WIENER CRAPMUNCHER [Insert swear here] FENCE JUMPER WANK HAIL SATAN! KNOBJOCKEY HORSE SHIT PEDOPHILIA INJUN MALARKY COCKSUCKER FELLATIO TONY LA RUSSA BIRD IN THE HOUSE HOT GRITS FUCK CAMEL FUCKER CHICKEN SHIT PIECE OF SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA BIRD SHIT FELLATIO ASS I WILL KILL YOU! DAMN DUMBASS SUGARTITS IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU CRAP ON A STICK CUNT CRAPPER CUNT HONKY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PUSSY I CAN AFFORD FOOD JACKASS YOU WANKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MASTURBATION DUMBASS VAGINA 666 GYPSY SIGMUND FREUD BELLEND FRIG OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH RAT'S COCK CHOAD SEX CHICKEN FRIES ASSCRACK TAMPONS ARSE I'LL RAPE YOU FEATURED TITTYWANK KEN GRIFFEY JR. 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DUMBASS FUCK SON OF A BITCH NIGGER POLESMOKER PUNANI BEANER GOD DAMMIT TRANNY FLYING FUCK FUCKHEAD WANK SHITFACE DAMN FUCKSTAIN FUCK BUGGER FUCK OFF FROG'S FAT ASS JACK OFF DAMN IT TITWANK ASS FRIG SAMUEL L. JACKSON BASTARD VENEREAL DISEASE ROSIE O'DONNELL HELL CLIT COCK GOD DAMN JACKASS FUCK ASS DUNE COON ASSRAMMER SOD OFF FLYING FUCK PUSSYLICKER DOG SHIT FIST FUCK WANK GOD DAMMIT DONKEY DICK BASTARD POLESMOKER PEDOPHILIA DOG SHIT NECROPHILIA TITMOUSE BALL SACK FUCKER FUCKFACE SHITTY PISSHOLE DONGSHOVER DUMBASS FLAMING ASS BADGER MOCKIE BIGNOSE GRINGO SHITE GRIS GOD DAMN JERRY JACKASS SUGARTITS YID PISS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NECROPHILIA WANK JACK OFF FUCKSTAIN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKSTAIN I WILL END YOU! DOT HEAD DAMNATION FUCK COON VAGINA FUCK TOSSER MOCKIE BITCH FUCK CUM BALLS FUCKHEAD POMMIE PISS WANKSPLAT PUSSYLICKER GREASER RAT'S COCK FUCKING JUMP! 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CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CUNTRAG BLOWJOB HELL PROXY SITES SHITFACE DOUCHE P'KANG CUNT MILF DAMMIT BASTARD SLOPE MILF MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKING A NEOPETS GOD DAMMIT WIENER DAMN PAKI BITCH TOTAL HELLFIRE BITCH BUKKAKE PISS ARTIST FUCK YOU SHITE SCROTUM ARSE JOHNNY PISS OFF BUTT PIRATE DONGSHOVER FLYING FUCK FELCHING BIBLE BASHER RUSKIE ASSRAPING All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy LET'S SHIT ORGASM BIRD SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER BOOBS SHIT BUGGER OFF 666 SON OF A BITCH SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BIRD IN THE HOUSE LENS CRAFTERS [expletive deleted] BOB SAGET GOD DAMMIT JUNGLE BUNNY SCROTUM BOB SAGET [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] PAKI JACKASS SHIT CC PLZ PIECE OF SHIT FUCK COCKSUCKER INBRED GYPSY MALARKY NIGNOG YOU WANKER PENIS ON A BUN TITS & DICKS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FIST FUCK DICKFACE TITS HEIL HITLER! SHIT CANNED QUOTE SAND NIGGER CLIT FUCKBAG FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MONKEY SHIT HELL NI BUTTFUCKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA VANITY PAGES ROCK NEOPETS KIKE HOMO FUCKSTAIN PENISPENISPENIS!!! CLEMEN MY ANUS IS BLEEDING JUNGLE BUNNY HELL FUCKFACE FUCK OFF HELL CC PLZ CHIGGER ASSHAT RUSTY TROMBONE TURD FUCKWIT CHOLERA IS FUN! TWO-INCH PENIS JOHN ELWAY BEAVER ABO BITCH WANKSPLAT JACK ABRAMOFF INBRED PORCH MONKEY WILLY WONKA TIMBER NIGGER CUNTRAG GOBSHITE SEX ASSRAPING BEANER WIGGER BLOWJOB DILDO DARTH VADER GRINGO DAMN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKWIT SHIT OUT OF MY DICK MICK SHAKOPEE KAFFIR FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCK FU SPANG WANK GOATSE WANKER DOG FUCKER BITCH FELCHING BLOWJOB WIKIPEDIA I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JACKASS SHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP PENIS ASSWIPE SHIT BUKKAKE SHITSLINGING CAMEL FUCKER PORCH MONKEY SHITHEAD FUCK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SLOPE JAP NICARAGUA ASSHAT GOAT DICK CRAP CUNT HONKY SOD OFF PISS OFF MY ASS FUCK MACACA BLUE PENIS! INCEST ASSRAPING FUCK CRAP ON A STICK JACK OFF KIKE ARSE NAZI [expletive deleted] DUNE COON SPICY CUNT FUCK KNOBJOCKEY IN SACREMENT BASTARD LET'S SHIT FUCK YOU CLIT VAGINA SHITE BASTARD HORSE SHIT SUGARTITS ASS THONG TASTER TITMOUSE TWAT FUCKTARD POLESMOKER SHITFUCKER TWAT SCUMBAG RAPE TACO DESU CRAPPY SHITSLINGING DAMN I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE FRENCH TICKLER GARBAGE DAY! RANDY TRAVIS WETBACK CHRISTHUMPER CLEMEN DONKEY DICK FIRECROTCH SHIT FUCKING ASS FENCE JUMPER PENISFUCK CHRISTHUMPER WALRUS SHIT FALSE BENSON RAT'S ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ORGASM HORSE SHIT JOHN ELWAY MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE DOUCHETITS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS FU SPANG POLESMOKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DICKFACE BOOBS PISS All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ORGASM BALLS BASTARD BENSON SUCKS SHITFUCKER BITCH DAMN WANK SHITE HAIL SATAN! NIPPLES SHIT SLOPE POTTYMOUTH ASS MOTHERFUCKER DAMN HELL GOD DAMMIT DAMN [Insert silly non-swear here] TOSSER CUNNILINGUS TITTIES ROSIE O'DONNELL TURD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN BASTARD WOODPECKERSHIT MONKEY'S UNCLE MOTHERFUCKER BOLLOCKS FROG FLYING FUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK REBECCA BLACK VANITY PAGES ROCK TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! CHINK PISS OFF FUCK OFF NAZI NAZI ASS ASS SEX BASTARD SHITCUNTING [Insert silly non-swear here] FUCKTARD BOB SAGET ASS FIST FUCK FUCKSTAIN DAMNATION DAMN BUTTFUCKER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS VAGINA DAMN TAMPON IN MY ASS POLACK HELL FUCK COCK DAMN FUCK OFF BOOBIES ASS CLUSTERFUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JIZZ FUCK NECROPHILIA SHIT BELLEND INCEST CUNT ANUSCAKE CRACKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCK OFF CHAV ORGASM FUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCK OFF SHITE SHITFACE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BITCH SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH NECROPHILIA WIENER SHITTY JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE RAT'S COCK DOM DeLUISE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TITS & DICKS SOD OFF CAMEL JOCKEY CUNTYMINTS PUNANI POLACK FUCK YOU BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! AY-AY-AY YOU WANKER AUTOFELLATIO WILLY WONKA BULLCRAP WOODPECKERSHIT BULLSHIT MONKEY'S UNCLE ASSFACE ASS GENITALIA FELCHMONKEY FUCKER SHITBALLS BUTT PIRATE DONKEY DICK WOP HUEY P. NEWTON CHOAD POLESMOKER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH GOD DAMMIT DAMN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JAP TWAT FUCKING BASEBALL AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI AY-AY-AY CRAPFUCKER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ASSHAT PIECE OF SHIT SHIT FUCKWIT DICKHEAD BITCH GOBSHITE WANK PISS OFF MY ASS CARPET MUNCHER ASS FASCIST DAMN IT DOUCHE FLYING FUCK YOU WANKER GENITALIA VAGINA NIGGER TITS SHITSLINGING GOATSE BITCH POLAK SHITHEAD CUNTRAG HO SCROTUM PISS FUCKWIT SHITFUCKER SHIT LICK PUSSY REBECCA BLACK TENTACLE RAPE MICK BASTARD DONKEY PUNCHER BUGGER OFF CUNTRAG MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS JOHN ELWAY CLIT DILDO GREASER FUCKING A BEAVER 30 CASES OF PICKLES MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS RAT'S ASS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PIECE OF SHIT ASSFACE WETBACK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS WIGGER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PORCH MONKEY BOOBIES CHICKEN SHIT JACK OFF TITTYWANK PIECE OF SHIT DIPSHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PRICK POOPOO DICKLICK REDSKIN PUSSY CUNTRAG FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH DAMN YOGHURT CANNON NIGGER [EXPLETIVE] CRAP JACKASS BUTT PIRATE BOYCOTT VIACOM! NORTH KOREA CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DUMBASS DAMN MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PUPPIES FEMADOM TIMBER NIGGER BITCH TACO GREASER PUSSYLICKER COMMUNIST DILDO I WILL END YOU! DILDO FASHION BUG POLESMOKER CLUSTERFUCK DONKEY DICK HAIL SATAN! LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT VAGINA POLACK DOT HEAD SUGARTITS BASTARD ASSWIPE FAG DICKWAD DAMN IT DICKFACE BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMMIT MASTURBATION AMERICAN SPELLING BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHUT UP, MEG! CAMEL JOCKEY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FLAMING ASS BADGER FUDGEPACKER D'OH NIGGER TITS BUTTFUCKER WANKSPLAT NIHILISM TESTICLE CHOKE GOD DAMN WANK SHIT SHITE CAMEL FUCKER AUTOFELLATIO TWAT FLYING RAT'S ASS FRITZ [Insert yet another person's name here] MALL SANTA FAGGOT GOD DAMN NIGNOG SEX BUKKAKE POLAK CUNT CRAPPER GOD DAMMIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FAG LIKE FATHER LIKE SON COMMUNIST DILDO MOCCASINS NIPPLES FUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BOOBS BLUMPKIN FUCKBAG FRED PHELPS HOT GRITS STUDENT RIOTS BUGGER OFF GOOK DONKEY PUNCHER BASTARD BITCH TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE HOMO DAMMIT SHIT PISS OFF BUGGER OFF CHRISTHUMPER DICKHEAD DICKLICK MONKEY SHIT DICKLICK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SEMEN SHITHEAD BUGGER FENCE JUMPER FUCK NUGGET HONKY CUNNILINGUS FUDGEPACKER DICKFACE MICK CROTCH DOG SHIT GOD DAMN NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! WANK KIDDY FIDDLER POOPY FUCK FELCHING WANKSPLAT DIPSHIT ASSWIPE GREASER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DESU and with the GOD DAMN and his SHITE of girraffes in which PISS while reading about WANKSPLAT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• NIGGER