Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCK OFF'SLOPE'SOD OFF'GOAT DICK'SHITFUCKER'DICKLICK'FUCKING Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DONGSHOVER neurochemical FUCK disorder TURD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid I RAPE WALRUSES!, sudden SAND NIGGER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements RAT'S ASS or MONKEY BALLS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSCRACK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WOMEN'S RIGHTS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITHEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DYKE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITTY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHIT SUCK MY COCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MARGARET THATCHER utterFUCKance of socially AUTOFELLATIO objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first RAT'S COCK television programs to address CRAPMUNCHER Tourette's syndrome.

SHITHEAD Tourette's is KIKE not to be AY-AY-AY confused with JERK OFF Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves RAT'S ASS random JERK OFF disorientation, culturally-FUCKTARD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SCUMBAG outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DONKEY PUNCHER language, SHITE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DICKHEAD FRED PHELPS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BASTARD souvenir shoppes and massive BASTARD quantities HELL of ANAL DIABETES NORTH KOREA garbage.

Darnit.

A WEHATEMARIO Polite Note to the YOU WANKER Author:

The BULLSHIT Tourette's FLYING FUCK Research Institute was DAMN founded to BALLS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have RAT'S ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MARGARET THATCHER article BRUSH MA TEETH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SMEG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BUTTFUCKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CHICKEN SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourrette's sufferers PIECE OF SHIT swear. You can DICKWAD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JIGGABOO TV, for always focusing on the VAGINA bad side of a terrible BULLSHIT thing.
• The main PIECE OF SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DAMN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BUGGER OFF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small OH SHI– knee SHITTY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CAMEL JOCKEY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes REDNECK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DONKEY PUNCHER school for CHAV something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BUKKAKE sufferers to become ASSHAT manically depressed and ASSHOLE commit JUNGLE BUNNY suicide.
• There is no WIENER cure, and the PENIS drugs that are available to, "calm" the THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE tics often have adverse JOHN ELWAY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNNILINGUS perodol" which caused my entire FROG'S FAT ASS body to go FUCKHEAD numb and JUNGLE BUNNY basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKFACE it is without the FUCK drug.

I am an active member of a RAPE tourette syndrome GIVING HEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITE the MALARKY public view of Tourettes as a "ASSWIPE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASSHAT sorry for HOMO "hi-jacking" your NEGRO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WIKIPEDIA this that really TOSSER annoys me. I am working towards a ANUSCAKE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BIRD IN THE HOUSE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK, and making fun of a VAGINA horrible disorder is (not) DICKWAD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PIECE OF SHIT time.

Best JERRY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “OH SHI–” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese HUMAN RIGHTS reply

As CENSORSHIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NORTH KOREA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN BABY FORMULA Westerners show is not an OPINION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GRASS MUD HORSE degenerate capitalist culture in those PANCHEN LAMA countries. When showing GOVERNMENT FILTERS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIVER CRABS SUCK in countries DEMOCRACY leadership, those problems does not FALUN GONG occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHT WING byproduct of your STUDENT PROTESTS capitalist society VOTE.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. FAGGOT Regards to Andrew BUTTFUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The GENITALIA bastard who wrote this article. You can JAP punch him if you ASS want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not UNITED KINGDOM white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASSHOLE saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my FUCKWIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine I RAPE WALRUSES! Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BITCH and TITWANK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with GANGBANG music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BAND WITH 4 FUCKTARD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ABO HORSE! I RAPE WALRUSES! IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO I RAPE WALRUSES!'S HOUSE

How CUM to CHOAD cure SCUMBUCKET the LIMEY Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKING for CUNT Tourette's SEMEN Syndrome ASSHAT is BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA following VAGINA these FUCK rules DILDO in JAP order:

• 1: Avoid QUEEF immature FUCK A DUCK little PORCH MONKEY kids,
• 2: Count to JAP within FUCKTARD 10 PUSSYLICKERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ROMANIA FUCKER PIGFUCKER nor GOATSE talk,
• 4: Tell SCUMBAG yourself you CLIT don't ASS have BENCH PRESS this FRIG disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA WITH NASTY GRIS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S COON FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the I RAPE WALRUSES! last straw FUCK OFF!

I fucking put PISS ARTIST' my comment at the TOP OF THE JERRY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHIT the TOP OF JUNGLE BUNNY THIS NECROPHILIA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SUCK A BIG DICK offensive. CUNT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CUNNILINGUS people who try TURD to battle FUCKSTAIN'60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT that tight-ass SAGGY TITS 17-year-MILF—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find HORSE SHIT it now, but someone said ART METAL PRODUCTS' FUCKFACE ASSRAPING'FUCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST is a laughing DOODIE HEAD matter. Plus there QUEEF was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WANK Uncyclopedia, there are LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! articles JESSE McCARTNEY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching I'LL RAPE YOU stuff. So SHITHEAD that means HELLFUCKER stop getting mad at the LET'S SHIT first part too and JACK OFF talking about the SHITFACE letter that it's I WILL END YOU! mocking (what NIGGER letter? I don't even know what TITTIES the heck you're talking about). Adrian FRED PHELPS hi self SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT even made a really CUNT CRAPPER good point. "It's FUCKTARD nothing more POOPY from a head nod to a NICARAGUA knee tick". IN SACREMENT. Which I'll add POLESMOKER onto ASSWIPE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SCUMBAG suffer that BULLSHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY be, because if I were a EMO Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CLUSTERFUCK hilarious. If you FUCK Want facts, go on WIENER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SEMPRINI be offended, don't read JENKEM the freaking GOD DAMN article anyway.

BEAVER DIRTY SANCHEZ SAGGY TITS KIKE WIENER ASSFACE SHIT FUCK OFF SPUNK BELLEND

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DICKFACE DAGO RUSKIE CHOAD KISSER RAGHEAD DICK TITS CUNT DUMBASS SHITFACE HELL WANKER DOUCHE BELGIUM POLESMOKER BELLEND 666 IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

FUCK AUTOFELLATIO DICK PEARL NECKLACE FUCKBAG GOATSE TOSSER BITCH FENCE JUMPER FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN FUCKTARD CHAV D'OH SCUMBAG GYPSY FUCKFACE MY COMMUNION WAFER OF JAP CUNT FELLATIO SHITFACE GRINGO SEX ASSHOLE BASTARD BUTT PIRATE ASSRAPING TWAT FUCKTARD ASSFACE JACKASS CHOAD FUCKFACE WANKER VENEREAL DISEASE TIMBER NIGGER AUTOFELLATIO CUNT CRAPPER GIVING HEAD RAT'S ASS FUDGEPACKER FIST FUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITSKIN CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKFACE SUITCASE PENIS TITS & DICKS PEDOPHILIA SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKING A GOD DAMN POTTYMOUTH FUCK MOTHERFUCKER NAZI TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! NIGGER TITS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PRICK ASSHAT FRAK MALARKY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CRAPFUCKER CUNT Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TOSSER and with the GENITALIA and his YOU WANKER of girraffes in which FROG'S FAT ASS while reading about BITCH!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BUGFUCK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• NAZI