Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!'FIST FUCK'FUCK'SOD OFF'DUMBASS'PISS'EAT MY SHIT! Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a WALRUS SHIT look at the BAT FUCK INSANE talk page of this MONKEY SHIT article for notes or discussion before SHITSLINGING editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SEMPRINI neurochemical FUCK disorder DAMNATION characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BUTTFUCKER, sudden BULLSHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITSKIN or CUM vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITPISSER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated RAT'S COCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SONNY BILL WILLIAMS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken EMO by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DOM DeLUISE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DICK CHICKEN SOD OFF words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM utterFUCKance of socially CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CHAV television programs to address MALL SANTA Tourette's syndrome.

ASS Tourette's is RAT'S ASS not to be FUCKWIT confused with PEDOPHILIA Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITFUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves LIKE FATHER LIKE SON random PUSSYLICKER disorientation, culturally-CRAPMUNCHER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GOBSHITE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WOMEN'S RIGHTS language, ANAL DIABETES and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! GRINGO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky RAT'S COCK souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKHEAD quantities WIGGER of ANAL DIABETES MOTHERFUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK Polite Note to the DILDO Author:

The WILLY WONKA Tourette's FUCKER Research Institute was HORSE PENIS founded to VAGINA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JACKASS article MARCH OF FLAMES funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FAGGOT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JACKASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK OFF.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SOD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CUNT Tourrette's sufferers PENIS ON A STICK swear. You can ASSHOLE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DONKEY DICK TV, for always focusing on the DAMN bad side of a terrible JIGGABOO thing.
• The main BEAVER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GOD DAMMIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JIGGABOO' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MONKEY SHIT knee JUNGLE BUNNY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DAMN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FRIG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FRENCH TICKLER school for SHITSLINGING something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE sufferers to become SHITCOCK manically depressed and PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS commit FLUFFY CLOUD suicide.
• There is no SHITSLINGING cure, and the CUNTRAG drugs that are available to, "calm" the DOUCHEBAG tics often have adverse MAMA MIA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASS perodol" which caused my entire HELLFUCKER body to go JACK OFF numb and SPIC basically made it NIGGA! worse than BUGGER it is without the PISS ARTIST drug.

I am an active member of a RUSTY TROMBONE tourette syndrome FUCK OFF association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JACKASS the FUCKSTAIN public view of Tourettes as a "SHITPISSER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WALRUS SHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK sorry for DARTH VADER "hi-jacking" your PEDOPHILIA entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SUITCASE PENIS this that really PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS annoys me. I am working towards a DOT HEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PRICK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PENIS, and making fun of a GO HOME AND DIE horrible disorder is (not) DIPSHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASS time.

Best ASSCRACK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WOODPECKERSHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese LHASA reply

As SLITTY EYES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROXY SITES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an GRASS MUD HORSE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GOOGLE degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT MOVEMENT countries. When showing STUDENT PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GOVERNMENT FILTERS in countries DISSIDENTS leadership, those problems does not PANCHEN LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DALAI LAMA byproduct of your RIVER CRABS SUCK capitalist society STUDENT RIOTS.

Li Chiang “STUDENT RIOTS” Wen

P.S. ASSHAT Regards to Andrew REDNECK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean KU KLUX KLAN reply

The HADJI bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNT punch him if you YOU WANKER want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DON'T HAVE AIDS put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “BRITAIN” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JAP saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BUTTFUCKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ANUSCAKE and BORDER HOPPER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with HELL music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MALARKY BAND WITH 4 ASSHOLE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FELCHING HORSE! BUTTFUCKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BUTTFUCKER'S HOUSE

How BOON to HEIL HITLER! cure BALL SACK the BUKKAKE Tourette's WANK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKHEAD for DOUCHE Tourette's CHINK Syndrome FELCHING is BEANER following GOD DAMN these GREASER rules MOTHERFUCKER in FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK order:

• 1: Avoid SHITFACE immature JERK OFF little PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT kids,
• 2: Count to TOSSER within TRANNY 10 BONERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DICKFACE ASSFACE nor CUNTSWILLING talk,
• 4: Tell MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE yourself you SIGMUND FREUD don't COCKSMOKER have IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

this HI, BILLY MAYS HERE disease,

• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WITH NASTY GOBSHITE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WETBACK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BUTTFUCKER last straw SHITTY!

I fucking put INBRED' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASSHAT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DAMMIT the TOP OF HOT GRITS THIS FUCK OFF ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be KIDDY FIDDLER offensive. SHIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WIKIPEDIA people who try EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA to battle ASSFACE'YOU WANKER that tight-ass TITS 17-year-ASSCRACK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITFUCKER it now, but someone said SUCK MY DICK' HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TWAT'COMMUNION WAFER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING WOP is a laughing FLYING FUCK matter. Plus there RUSTY TROMBONE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on POLACK Uncyclopedia, there are FUDGEPACKER articles FAGGOT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CHIGGER stuff. So WIGGER that means BUNG-HOLE stop getting mad at the SEX first part too and ASSHOLE talking about the BUGGER OFF letter that it's BRITNEY mocking (what PRICK letter? I don't even know what WANK the heck you're talking about). Adrian DAMN hi self COCKGOBLIN even made a really BEAVER good point. "It's NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES nothing more CUNT from a head nod to a FUCKTARD knee tick". MOZILLA FIREFOX. Which I'll add BUTTFUCKER onto EMO saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CUNT suffer that QUEEF much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes HELLFUCKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to NIGGER be, because if I were a DICKFACE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PAKI hilarious. If you DAMN Want facts, go on CUNT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BUGFUCK be offended, don't read PENIS the freaking BANGKOK article anyway.

FELCHING TACO DICKFACE FLYING FUCK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! JOHN ELWAY PIGS MIGHT FLY LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT

HELL BOYCOTT VIACOM! DAGO DOUCHE DOG FUCKER RAPE FUCKSTAIN UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY BASTARD NICARAGUA CLEMEN BALL SACK POLAK FUCKHEAD DAGO ANUSCAKE NIPPLES I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT VAGINA ASSWIPE CUNT STRAWBERRY ASS MOCCASINS RAPE CUNTYMINTS ASS COMMUNIST DILDO BLOWJOB JAP BALLS CLEMEN YOU WANKER ASSFACE BUKKAKE FRED PHELPS ABO PISS UP MY ARSE ASSRAPING BUTTFUCKER PIG TITS TITS BENSON SUCKS ASSHOLE GOD DAMMIT LOGJAMMER CUNT BASTARD BIG FOOT WANK FUCK MOTHERFUCKER ASS FUCKHEAD BIRD IN THE HOUSE BUGGER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DICKWAD HELLFIRE MALARKY WOODPECKERSHIT HORSE SHIT DICK INVISIBLE! PEEPEE SUCK MY COCK DICKWAD ASSFACE FUCKTARD DOUCHEBAG TWAT TITS COCKSHITTER FUCKFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS BIGNOSE ASSHOLE SLOPE HELLFIRE DIPSHIT PISS ARTIST ASS FUCKER BAT FUCK INSANE BUKKAKE SHAKOPEE CLUSTERFUCK SUGARTITS PORCH MONKEY O CANADA FAG BANGKOK COON [expletive deleted] LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS LICK PUSSY BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCK PISS ARTIST CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCK ASSHAT DOUCHE NAZI TITS & DICKS FUCK OFF FUCKFUCKFUCK ASSWIPE BEANER BUGGER SHUT UP, MEG! EAT MY SHIT! HELLFUCKER POLESMOKER YOU WANKER SCUMBAG NICARAGUA CRAPMUNCHER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE GOD DAMMIT SUCK MY COCK FUCKWIT CLUSTERFUCK FELCHING MOCKIE CHUFF LOGJAMMER FELLATIO GYPSY CRAPPY MASTURBATION FUCK YOU PUSSY BOB SAGET INBRED THONG TASTER BITCH RECTUM RAIDER CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITHEAD SEMEN WOP INBRED DIRTY SANCHEZ SEMEN PAKI SHITHEAD SHITTY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA LOLCAT CUNT CRAPPER JACKASS SHIT BITCH GOD DAMMIT DILDO WIENER URINE-GARGLING CRAPMUNCHER BASTARD DOUCHE NAZI WINDOWS VISTA TWISTY VAGINA SHITSLINGING MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! GIVING HEAD FUCKSTAIN DONKEY PUNCHER ASSHAT COON SNUFF PORN MACACA CUNT YOU WANKER BULLCRAP NEOPETS MONKEY SHIT MONKEY SHIT GOD DAMN RAT'S COCK ASSCRACK DICKFACE POMMIE FLYING FUCK FUCKING BASEBALL ASSFACE DIRTY SANCHEZ CONDOMS I'LL RAPE YOU YOU WANKER TWO-INCH PENIS HOSER COCKSTUFFER FLYING FUCK BOLLOCKS D'OH YID NAZI FUCKTARD SHITFACE PRICK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ASSRAMMER SHIT BLOWJOB DAMN FUCKTARD STEVE BALLMER SHITFUCKER D'OH WIENER RAT'S COCK HOLY DUMB FUCK PISS ARTIST GENITALIA ASSRAMMER CUNTBUCKET ASS CUNT DONKEY PUNCHER PORCH MONKEY FUCK VAGINA ASS ANAL I WILL END YOU! SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK DICKFACE HOMO JERK OFF BLISTERING BARNACLES SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCKFACE CHOAD ASSWIPE CUNTBUCKET JACK OFF FUCK OFF NIPPLES BOOBS KNOBJOCKEY PEARL NECKLACE SHITE BUTTFUCKER FUCKWIT PICKANINNY FUCKING CHIGGER FROG'S FAT ASS CHICKEN SHIT BITCH DOUCHEBAG CRAPPY PISS OFF CHOAD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CHIGGER FRIG FRITZ DAMN NIGNOG SPANK THE MONKEY MARGARET THATCHER TWAT EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM SPIC GOD DAMMIT BASTARD DAMN IT DICKFACE FENCE JUMPER DICK IN A BOX SHITE FASHION BUG RANDY TRAVIS SNUFF PORN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WHORE SHITFACE ARSE RAT'S ASS FUDGEPACKER BULLCRAP POLESMOKER SCROTUM MILF AY-AY-AY JACK OFF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA GIVING HEAD CUNNILINGUS BITCH COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BULLSHIT DAMN MOSES GRINGO [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] NIGGER JACKASS LAKE TITICACA DICKHEAD RUSTY TROMBONE ASS DICKHEAD PORCH MONKEY CONDOMS BANGKOK DIPSHIT BITCH SHITSLINGING JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JAP DICKLICK SPUNK YOU WANKER OSCAR WILDE IS GAY SHITCOCK DOUCHE YOU WANKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ABO JIZZ FUCKING JUMP! AUTOFELLATIO FUCKSTAIN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ASSHOLE WOODPECKERSHIT TENTACLE RAPE MOTHERFUCKER GOAT DICK CRAP ON A STICK DICK WETBACK ARSE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHIT RAPE EXTRA LONG PENIS I WILL KILL YOU! PRICK TITMOUSE MARGARET THATCHER DICKLICK JACKASS FUCKING A SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JESSE McCARTNEY FROG BITCH ABO TWAT I WILL KILL YOU! COLGATE BOLLOCKS SCROTUM DICK DAMN GIVING HEAD HELLFUCKER CHOAD GIVING HEAD SHIT FLYING FUCK WINDOWS VISTA CHIGGER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN DAMNATION FLYING FUCK FRENCH TICKLER FUCKSTAIN HOMO NIGGER TITS CAMEL JOCKEY JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CLEMEN FUCK SHIT BOOBS CHENEY FUCKWIT GREASER SON OF A BITCH ASSHAT AMERICA ONLINE JUSTIN BIEBER JENKEM BITCH GOD DAMMIT BEANER AUTOFELLATIO COCKSUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS MONKEY SHIT RAT'S ASS PRICK CRACKER TITS SHITFUCKER SHITFUCKER GOBSHITE PEARL NECKLACE TAFFY FUCKTARD WANK ASS CHICKEN SHIT DUNE COON SHITFACE JERK OFF FIRECROTCH PORCH MONKEY FUCK OFF BITCH CRAP BITCH DICKLICK SHITCUNTING I'LL RAPE YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DAMMIT RAGHEAD WIKIPEDIA WIKIPEDIA GOATSE BUGGER OFF DEVELOPERS! SUCK MY COCK FAGGOT CC PLZ FUCKING PIG PUNANI NEOPETS CLEMEN MARCH OF FLAMES FELCHMONKEY HORSE SHIT PUSSYLICKER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKSTAIN ASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHITE BENCH PRESS BELLEND WANKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD TITTIES POLAK GANGBANG HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY CROTCH RAT'S ASS SHITSLINGING SPANK THE MONKEY CUNTRAG DAMN BITCH DICK IN A BOX DICKFACE DICKLICK CAMEL FUCKER NIPPLES SUCK MY COCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! YOU WANKER WANK BITCH DAMN IT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT RAPE SHIT ASSRAMMER SHITFACE CLIT PISS SAGGY TITS COON SHITE DAMN ASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NECROPHILIA TENTACLE RAPE FUCK YOU BOON SHITE MONKEY SHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! GANGBANG COCKSMOKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PRICK BATHING SUIT AREA WANK BALLS FUCKFUCKFUCK WIGGER CHOAD VAGINA SUGARTITS MOCKIE WIGGER I RAPE WALRUSES! NORTH KOREA RAT'S COCK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA URINE-GARGLING DICKWAD FUCKTARD DICKHEAD DAMN ASSHAT FUCKWIT FLYING RAT'S ASS BRUSH MA TEETH FROG'S FAT ASS ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BEANER FRITZ FUCK OFF FUCKTARD ASS FELLATIO FUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CRACKER AUTOFELLATIO LIMEY BOOBIES ASSCRACK SHITSLINGING I WILL END YOU! YOU WANKER WHORE HELL FUCKSTAIN D'OH HOLY DUMB FUCK BOOBIES CLIT BOOBIES COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FLYING FUCK RAT'S ASS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK EXTRA LONG PENIS CUM DARTH VADER SHAKOPEE BUTT PIRATE FENCE JUMPER BENCH PRESS D'OH REBECCA BLACK GREASER SHITSLINGING HITLER SHITE HIV NEGATIVE HELL COCK POLACK FUCKSTAIN AUTOFELLATIO FUCKWIT TOSSER FUCK OFF CLUSTERFUCK FUDGEPACKER TOWELHEAD DAMN DOUCHE ROSIE O'DONNELL GOD DAMN ASSHOLE BASTARD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SCROTUM RAT'S COCK NIGGER BITCH NECROPHILIA NIGGER PISSHOLE DICKFACE SHITCUNTING DUMBASS SPUNK BASTARD DONALD RUMSFELD VAGINA GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS HELL SCRATCH! GROUNDER! JIZZ REBECCA BLACK MONKEY BALLS JACKASS SHITCOCK KRAUT DOUCHE DOG FUCKER DICKHEAD KNOBJOCKEY POLAK CUNNILINGUS ASS YOU WANKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA HOT GRITS I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE ASS AAAAAAAAA! DUMBASS SHITTY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CONSENSUS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PEDOPHILIA ASS LICKER O KURWA! MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! THONG TASTER ABO ASSFACE [EXPLETIVE] SHIT CHENEY BENSON SUCKS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ARSE NECROPHILIA DOG SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER COCK MALL SANTA COCKSUCKER CHIGGER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FELCHING TAMPON IN MY ASS INBRED BITCH BULLSHIT COON HIGH WAGES KIKE WANKSPLAT HELL ORGASM WIGGER BUKKAKE COLGATE JERK OFF BOOBS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASSHAT FUCKWIT I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE MAMA MIA CUNT ASSHAT JESSE McCARTNEY DICK JOHNNY BORDER HOPPER FUCK OFF BATMAN & ROBIN DAMN DICK RAT'S ASS NAZI JESSE McCARTNEY DAMN ASS FUCK OFF SEMEN I RAPE WALRUSES! ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SPANK THE MONKEY BATHING SUIT AREA CHING CHONG CHINK INBRED BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA POOPOO FUCKHEAD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DYKE CUNT DICKHEAD CLIT SCROTUM JACKASS SHIT NICARAGUA FUCKFACE LAKE TITICACA MONKEY BALLS PEARL NECKLACE TITWANK BONG BIRD SHIT COCKGOBLIN CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK YOU COCKGOBLIN SACRAMENTO BITCH SHITSLINGING BELLEND RICK MORANIS FENCE JUMPER SHITFUCKER GRIS CRAPFUCKER CUNTRAG P'KANG MOCKIE PRICK GANGBANG TWAT FUCK YOU FUCKER FUCKING A SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DONKEY DICK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! TURD CHING CHONG CHINK ASS LICKER SMEG DUMBASS PISS TURD BASEBALL YOU WANKER BITCH SHITFUCKER FUCK SEX PENIS ON A STICK MILF FOUR-EYES FUCK NAZI ASS SEMEN PUSSY PISS ARTIST FUCKING FUCKFUCKER INBRED SON OF A BITCH TOURETTE'S SYNDROME DICK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BUTT-HEAD BELLEND ASSHAT SHITSKIN POO POO BLOWJOB STEVE BALLMER FUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DICKFACE FUCK BEAVER SOD OFF JERK OFF MOCKIE COON BUTT PIRATE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON MOTHERFUCKER SHIT BITCH BELGIUM NEGRO FUCKBAG CROTCH SEMEN FELCHING CUNTING ASSCRACK CUNT BUTTFUCKER TAFFY GO COUNT YOUR DICK PISS ARTIST RECTUM RAIDER HELLFIRE CAMEL JOCKEY HOMO BIRD SHIT DICKHEAD BUKKAKE HATE HATE HAT GENITALIA DOUCHING CUNT BLUE PENIS! BASTARD DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER I'LL RAPE YOU SCUMBAG 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER JUSTIN BIEBER SHITCOCK ARSE ARSE PIECE OF SHIT DUMBASS SHITFACE TWAT JIZZ BIGNOSE EMO ASS PRICK I RAPE WALRUSES! 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NEWTON MOCKIE JACKASS MASTURBATION KRAUT DAMN MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG VANDAL TIT DIRT SUCK MY DICK ASS WANK FELCHING IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! JOHN ELWAY FUCKWIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BIG FOOT SOD OFF FROG'S FAT ASS COCKSTUFFER PIECE OF SHIT GRAPE PENIS CHOAD FUCKING QUEEF WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FIST FUCK SHITTY FUCKWIT CUNT FUCKTARD HOMO BULLSHIT ASSWIPE CUNT BOOBIES FUCK SHIT PENIS FUCK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BUTTFUCKER 666 EPIDIDYMIS HATE HATE HAT DARTH VADER FLAMEVIPER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE WIENER BOOBIES MOTHERFUCKER HADJI BUTTFUCKER HO BEANER RICK MORANIS BOOBIES PIG [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] NIPPLES WALRUS SHIT FUCKSTAIN FRENCH TICKLER FUCK MAMA MIA EPIDIDYMIS POLAK CRAP ON A STICK RAGHEAD JUSTIN BIEBER BUTT PIRATE INJUN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER MOCKIE PISS ARTIST JENKEM SLOPE FUCK BITCH ASS CUNT SACRED BELGIUM SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK FUCK CHINK FUCKSTAIN MONKEY SHIT SEMEN DAMNATION I AM CORNHOLIO! PAKI SHIT LIKE A HORSE FRIG DAMN TWAT GOD DAMN DOG FUCKER CLIT JACKASS SHIT BUGGER WANKER FELLATIO MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITE ASS SPICY CUNT FUCK HORSE PENIS CUNTYMINTS HENTAI DOUCHING CRAPFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS TOSSER DICKLICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DAMMIT WANK COCKSUCKER RAPE JOHNNY HELL VAGINA BELLEND JAP ARSEBADGERS SPANK THE MONKEY CHIGGER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DAMN TUBA ANAL SHITE DOG FUCKER DAMN MOCCASINS YUKY DOODY ASS BUTTFUCKER BUGGER OFF HUMAN RIGHTS SPIC GOATSE EAT MY SHIT! HELL DAMN IT YOU WANKER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITTY CHOAD TRANNY FOUR-EYES PISS ANAL DIABETES FUCKSTAIN LIMEY DONKEY PUNCHER ASSHAT WANKSPLAT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BLOWJOB TOSSER RUSTY TROMBONE CAMEL JOCKEY CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A JAP ASSHOLE BUNG-HOLE FUCK DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE DEMOCRACY SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKING SHIT FUCKTARD JACKASS HELLFIRE FAG TURD SHITTY SHITFACE CLEVELAND STEAMER CHICKEN FRIES TAMPONS BUTTFUCKER HENTAI SHITFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASS HELL FUCK OFF DOUCHEBAG COCKSMOKER KRAUT MASTURBATION SHIT HORSE SHIT CHRISTHUMPER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DIRTY SANCHEZ and with the ORGASM and his DOUCHE of girraffes in which PEEPEE while reading about PECKERHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DICK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• MALL SANTA