Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without NECROPHILIA comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a CLEMEN article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKSTAIN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MICK, sudden TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements COCK or FUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKHEAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DICKLICK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MOLDY TITS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKSTAIN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FRAK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ALEX TREBEK ASSWIPE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BUKKAKE utterFUCKance of socially COCKSMOKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first YOU WANKER television programs to address TITS Tourette's syndrome.

666 Tourette's is AMERICA ONLINE not to be MASTURBATION confused with CUNT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DONGSHOVER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DICKFACE random BAD MOTHERFUCKER disorientation, culturally-FAGGOT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CHUFF language, MOCKIE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GRINGO ASSHOLE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DOM DeLUISE souvenir shoppes and massive DAMN quantities BEAVER of ANAL DIABETES YOU WANKER garbage.

Darnit.

A BUNG-HOLE Polite Note to the DAMN Author:

The ASSHOLE Tourette's FUCK OFF Research Institute was WALRUS SHIT founded to SUCK MY COCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DIPSHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BOOBS article PISS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DICK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ARSE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MOTHERFUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DAMN Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of JIGGABOO Tourrette's sufferers TESTICLE CHOKE swear. You can IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PORCUPINE'S BALLS TV, for always focusing on the FELCHING bad side of a terrible SHITHEAD thing.

The main DICKFACE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CHRISTHUMPER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DAMN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHUT UP, MEG! knee FUCKSTAIN NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is GOD DAMMIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKWIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKER school for MILF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HELL sufferers to become LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! manically depressed and DICKFACE commit PENIS suicide.
There is no BIRD SHIT cure, and the DOG FUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUDGEPACKER tics often have adverse [expletive deleted] side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITE perodol" which caused my entire IT'S OVER 9000! body to go EPIDIDYMIS numb and SHITCOCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD it is without the LOGJAMMER drug.

I am an active member of a IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! tourette syndrome ASSFACE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSHOLE the DAMN IT public view of Tourettes as a "JACK OFF swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCK A DUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKHEAD sorry for BUTTFUCKER "hi-jacking" your BITCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BUNG-HOLE this that really PISSHOLE annoys me. I am working towards a COCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CHOAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CAPTAIN CRUNCH, and making fun of a MOTHERFUCKER horrible disorder is (not) NIPPLES funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BALL SACK time.

Best DICKLICK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SPUNK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHIST MONK reply

As 1984 Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOVERNMENT FILTERS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill COMMUNISM IS STUPID Westerners show is not an PANCHEN LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those FALUN GONG countries. When showing PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DALAI LAMA in countries NORTH KOREA leadership, those problems does not DALAI LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONGOLIANS byproduct of your TIANENMEN SQUARE capitalist society TIBET.

Li Chiang “AMERICA'S GREAT!” Wen

P.S. SHITE Regards to Andrew WANK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The SPANK THE MONKEY bastard who wrote this article. You can BUGFUCK punch him if you JAP want to.

As a CECIL JOHN RHODES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BEAVER saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my BAD MOTHERFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine MICK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SACRED and CUNT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JIGGABOO music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! BAND WITH 4 SHITE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DICKFACE HORSE! MICK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MICK'S HOUSE

How DAMN to RAT'S COCK cure AY-AY-AY the FUCKTARD Tourette's JIZZ Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment HELL for FUCKFACE Tourette's DEMOCRACY Syndrome DOUCHE is MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE following O KURWA! these DONKEY PUNCHER rules TWAT in PISS OFF MY ASS order:

1: Avoid ASSHOLE immature DICK little MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! kids,
2: Count to PUSSY within ROSES 10 LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURDseconds,
3: Do not open your AUTOFELLATIO COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ANUSCAKE nor DOUCHEBAG talk,
4: Tell BASTARD yourself you JOHN ELWAY don't GOBSHITE have GOD DAMN this WOODPECKERSHIT disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WHORE WITH NASTY NEGRO DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BUGGER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the MICK last straw RUSKIE!

I fucking put BONER' my comment at the TOP OF THE CUNTING ASSCRACK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCK YOU the TOP OF DUNE COON THIS SHITFUCKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PEEPEE offensive. SOD OFF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WETBACK people who try PENIS to battle ASSHOLE'MASTURBATION that tight-ass EMO 17-year-MY ANUS IS BLEEDING—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CHUCK NORRIS it now, but someone said BEANER' WANKER SHITSLIDE'BITCH on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING NIGNOG is a laughing TAFFY matter. Plus there RAT'S ASS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on RAT'S COCK Uncyclopedia, there are I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT articles FAG about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JACKASS stuff. So TIMBER NIGGER that means ARSE stop getting mad at the FLYING FUCK first part too and TWAT talking about the CUM letter that it's SHITSLINGING mocking (what DICKLICK letter? I don't even know what JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST the heck you're talking about). Adrian SUCK A BIG DICK hi self SCROTUM even made a really HELLFUCKER good point. "It's SHIT nothing more PRICK from a head nod to a WIGGER knee tick". TOURETTE'S SYNDROME. Which I'll add DICKWAD onto WANKSPLAT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TITTIES suffer that PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WOODPECKERSHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to POMMIE be, because if I were a SEMEN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article THONG TASTER hilarious. If you JERRY Want facts, go on KRAUT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll RAPE be offended, don't read SHITCUNTING the freaking ASSFACE article anyway.

CUNT GOD DAMN DUMBASS SHITBALLS INBRED FUCK MARGARET THATCHER PORCH MONKEY PISS DAGO

BEAVER WETBACK FUCKFACE WANK RECTUM RAIDER SNUFF PORN GOATSE FUCKSTAIN TIT DIRT DAMN JACK OFF COMMUNIST DILDO BLISTERING BARNACLES ASSCRACK BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN HELLFUCKER FUCKTARD NAZI CLIT REDSKIN DIPSHIT DONKEY DICK CUNT MOCCASINS SOD OFF CHOAD BRUSH MA TEETH COCKSTUFFER HIGH WAGES FRITZ CRAP ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST VAGINA JAP DUMBASS BUGGER SHIT FUCK YOU I'LL RAPE YOU FELLATIO JACK OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS BOOBIES TAFFY JACKASS SHIT SHITE FUCK OFF YOU SUCK BALLS WHORE KRAUT JESSE McCARTNEY FIST FUCK COON COCKGOBLIN PISS OFF DICKHEAD FUCKING A I WILL KILL YOU! TWAT BASTARD FLYING FUCK WANK MOTHERFUCKER BOOBS WANK ASSFACE DICK TITS BUGGER OFF DAMN IT HELL POLAK HEIL HITLER! COMMUNIST DILDO WOP DAMN INJUN BULLSHIT FELCHING FUCKSTAIN DICK DOG FUCKER DUMBASS CUNTSWILLING WETBACK PUNANI NECROPHILIA SHITE FUCKING JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST COCK CUNTING ASSCRACK QUEEF BULLSHIT WANK BITCH BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA WANK ASSWIPE MONKEY BALLS FUCKWIT CLEMEN BUTTFUCKER NECROPHILIA POOPY SHAKOPEE RECTUM RAIDER LAKE TITICACA SEX COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUCKWIT DICKHEAD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSWIPE YOU WANKER PENIS ASSHAT HORSE SHIT DICK DALAI LAMA ASSWIPE CHIGGER DYKE DOUCHEBAG LET'S SHIT POLAK I'LL RAPE YOU WOP FUCKTARD DIPSHIT RUSKIE WEHATEMARIO DICKHEAD SHITE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL COCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PUSSYLICKER VENEREAL DISEASE RAGHEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHITSKIN HORSE PENIS FUCKING COCKSUCKER CLUSTERFUCK WILLY WONKA PISS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK WIENER TITTYWANK LET'S SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKING SPANK THE MONKEY HOT GRITS TITS CUNT DAMN COCK HORSE SHIT WILLY WONKA P'KANG PRICK CHIGGER SHITCOCK QUEEF SUCK MY COCK PISSHOLE GOBSHITE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS INJUN DIPSHIT SHIT SHITE SAGGY TITS MOLDY TITS MORGAN TSVANGIRAI CUNT ASSHOLE PISS FUCKBAG BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA KIKE FUCK OFF RICK MORANIS JAP FUCK DYKE CAMEL FUCKER PAKI CHICKEN FRIES INBRED HOMO SHITPISSER BITCH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS SHITSKIN FUCKER COLGATE HELL MARY WHITEHOUSE INBRED HELLFIRE PENIS ON A STICK BOLLOCKS ARSE PENIS FUCKER HELLFUCKER SHITSLINGING YOU WANKER SUCK MY DICK HORSE SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCK A DUCK RAPE SHITSLINGING NIGGER EARS OF CHRIST FROG'S FAT ASS ASSHOLE SHIT PISS UP MY ARSE SCUMBAG FELLATIO CUNTBUCKET ANAL TITTIES THIS IS A RARE SWEAR I RAPE WALRUSES! DONKEY DICK GOBSHITE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT EMO FUCKHEAD FUCKFACE SHITPISSER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FLYING RAT'S ASS CLEMEN TWAT DAGO SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK CRAPFUCKER MOLDY TITS ASS ANAL DIABETES SHITE MONKEY SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITHEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ORGASM FUCKTARD SEMEN GRINGO DAMN DAMN GOOK WANK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKING BASEBALL DOUCHING MILF GRINGO PISS UP MY ARSE TITS DICK POOPOO SHITE PISSHOLE FEWMETS WOP MOLDY TITS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITHEAD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WANKER CRAPMUNCHER WALRUS SHIT WANKER FUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BITCH ASSHOLE FUCK YOU WIKIPEDIA CUNT BEAVER JIGGABOO WIKIPEDIA DUMBASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHIT FUCKING WANKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCKER QUEEF DIPSHIT BUGFUCK FUCKING TURD DOT HEAD ORGASM SOD OFF HITLER FRENCH TICKLER HEIL HITLER! RAGHEAD EARS OF CHRIST FAG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HELL I AM CORNHOLIO! DICKHEAD FUCKTARD SACRAMENTO MALARKY FUCKING SHITSLINGING SHITFACE ASSWIPE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM WIGGER CUNT RANDY TRAVIS YOU WANKER NIGNOG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BIRD SHIT YOU WANKER FLYING RAT'S ASS REDNECK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM JERK OFF CUNT DICK CHICKEN SOD TWAT TIMBER NIGGER ASS MARGARET THATCHER SHITE BITCH TITTYWANK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS PUPPIES CONDOMS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PISS UP MY ARSE CHRISTIANITY FUCK OFF JAP ART METAL PRODUCTS CUNTSWILLING FUCKHEAD PISS ARTIST GO HOME AND DIE FIST FUCK WILLY WONKA DILDO BELLEND DOUCHING FELLATIO WIKIPEDIA NICARAGUA FUCKWIT FUCKING A BULLSHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK ARSE KIKE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS WANK SHITBALLS JENKEM COON GO COUNT YOUR DICK CLUSTERFUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DOG SHIT CHIGGER HEIL HITLER! SHIT DAMN FLYING FUCK SOD BELLEND CHICKEN SHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCKING A WANK NIGGER REBECCA BLACK TITWANK DARTH VADER BALL SACK FROG'S FAT ASS PENIS HORSE SHIT FUCKFACE I AM CORNHOLIO! CLIT SLOPE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PISS OFF MY ASS SIGMUND FREUD BITCH FLYING FUCK DICKFACE WILLY WONKA FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER HELL ASS DAMN IT JACK ABRAMOFF PUSSY ASSHOLE DICK WIENER SOD SUCK MY COCK DILDO POMMIE FUCKING BASEBALL FRITZ TAFFY CUNT SEX 30 CASES OF PICKLES CUNTYMINTS BASTARD SHITPISSER P'KANG DUNE COON EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA COCK CHOAD SUCK MY DICK BALL SACK WANK NIGGER JIGGABOO FROG ASS FASCIST PRICK FUCKER FOUR-EYES PORCH MONKEY TOWELHEAD FUCKBAG BUKKAKE GOATSE FELLATIO FLYING FUCK SHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCK ALF pen0r WOP WINDOWS VISTA MILF DOT HEAD ASSWIPE WALRUS SHIT THIS IS SPARTA! BOOBS CHOAD KISSER SHIT LIKE A HORSE NAZI CLIT SCROTUM CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DOG SHIT LET'S SHIT MALARKY JACK OFF [expletive deleted] BUTT-HOLE REDSKIN DICK ASS OH SHI– BEAVER TITTYWANK DAMN IT GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE FUCK CHIGGER RUSKIE FAGGOT SEMEN DICK IN A BOX SEX IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FENCE JUMPER NICARAGUA BUTT PIRATE FUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO BULLCRAP SHITBALLS FLYING FUCK SHIT ASSHAT PEARL NECKLACE COCKSHITTER FUCKING BLOWJOB CAMEL JOCKEY POMMIE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER EUROIPODS FRITZ FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE [expletive deleted] CUNT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS GIVING HEAD SHITCOCK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCKBAG TARTAR SAUCE NORTH KOREA GYPSY O KURWA! BASTARD BUGGER ASS LICKER SACRED FUCKING A SNUFF PORN SHITCOCK SHITE FUCKSTAIN WANKSPLAT COCKSMOKER CHING CHONG CHINK ASSHAT TRANNY POWERSHIT DAGO GOATSE AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS CUNT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WANKSPLAT RAPE HO TIT DIRT BITCH FUCK MOTHERFUCKER TWAT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DAMNATION RAT'S COCK LET'S SHIT SHITSLINGING FELLATIO CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKTARD DONKEY PUNCHER WINDOWS VISTA FRED PHELPS TAMPON IN MY ASS BUGGER GOD DAMN GOD DAMN SHITCOCK GOD DAMMIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WETBACK DICK CHICKEN PENIS RAPE SHITE ASSHOLE SHIT INCEST CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE JACKASS CUNNILINGUS BLISTERING BARNACLES WALRUS SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU I'LL RAPE YOU IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! UNICORNS MONKEY BALLS SHITTY MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCK WALRUS SHIT PIECE OF SHIT INBRED GOD DAMMIT FUCK NUGGET WANKSPLAT DAMN DONGSHOVER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PISS OFF JIZZ DOT HEAD JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK VAGINA COON BITCH MILF BOOBS DICK DOUCHING FRAK CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A FRAK CROTCH WANK EXTRA LONG PENIS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BITCH WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CROTCH ASSCRACK ASSHOLE VAGINA CUNTBUCKET YOGHURT CANNON EUROIPODS HELL HADJI BALL SACK FUCKHEAD ASSBANDIT SHIT BUTT PIRATE SHITFACE FRENCH TICKLER JOHN SMILEY FACE SOD OFF PISS NECROPHILIA CAMEL JOCKEY ORGASM PISS OFF FAG TWAT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CUNTYMINTS BASTARD ASSCRACK WIGGER DOUCHING TURD WHORE CHUFF MASTURBATION ASSHOLE TITS ARSE SON OF A BITCH WIENER SHITFACE BOOBS SHITE CECIL JOHN RHODES FUCK YOU SHITFACE BOOBS CAPTAIN CRUNCH COCKSMOKER SHUT UP, MEG! CLUSTERFUCK INBRED CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR YOU SUCK BALLS MOLDY TITS SPUNK FIRECROTCH FUCK ALF HENTAI INJUN ALEX TREBEK SUCK MY COCK ARSE TITS DAMMIT SMILES JACK OFF FUCKTARD YID JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITTY SHITE SCROTUM INBRED LICK PUSSY JAP FUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKER NORTH KOREA BELLEND JACK OFF NICARAGUA FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ASSCRACK CUNT PENISPENISPENIS!!! FUCK OFF JAP BANGKOK CHINK INJUN FUCK DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKING BIRD SHIT ORGASM EXTRA LONG PENIS CAMEL JOCKEY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASS WIENER NEOPETS BASTARD ASS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CUNT CRAPPY BELLEND MICK MAMA MIA JIZZ MOCKIE SHIT DICKHEAD RICK MORANIS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING FUCKSTAIN DOUCHETITS SCUMBAG ASS ASS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CLUSTERFUCK HOSER TWO-INCH PENIS WETBACK WANK WANK FUCKTARD FUCKFACE CUNTSWILLING CUM COCKSHITTER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BALLS TITWANK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DAMN TITS & DICKS JAP WANK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MILF SEMEN CUNT DIPSHIT PIGFUCKER [expletive deleted] ANAL FRED PHELPS SHIT SIGMUND FREUD FROG AUTOFELLATIO DUMBASS NIGGER SEX AUTOFELLATIO TWAT FUCKSTAIN JOHNNY I'LL RAPE YOU DAMNATION FUCK A DUCK CRACKER BATHING SUIT AREA MONKEY SHIT BUTTFUCKER GO HOME AND DIE PORCH MONKEY SHIT NIGGER ASSFACE HELL TITTIES CRACKER BALL SACK FLYING FUCK ARSE NIGGER BUNG-HOLE WANK FEMADOM SHUT UP, MEG! FAGGOT CRAPMUNCHER HADJI YOU WANKER NIPPLES YOU WANKER FUCKBAG MOTHERFUCKER TOSSER ART METAL PRODUCTS BLUMPKIN PISS ARTIST HORSE SHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA VAGINA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT CRAPPER SPUNK RANDY TRAVIS SHITHEAD FUCK A DUCK CUNTSWILLING AUTOFELLATIO DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKBAG PUSSY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DIPSHIT SHITTY SAND NIGGER KNOBJOCKEY ASSHOLE SHITE CLEVELAND STEAMER DAMMIT JOHN ELWAY RAT'S ASS POMMIE TWO-INCH PENIS DOUCHE YOU WANKER COCK DOUCHEBAG FELLATIO ASSHOLE MINORITIES ASS WANK SMEG CTHULHU FHTAGN POLACK RECTUM RAIDER PEARL NECKLACE WANK BOOBS LAKE TITICACA HELL INJUN JESSE McCARTNEY DICKFACE WIKIPEDIA GOD DAMMIT 666 DAMN TURD SCUMBUCKET CHUFF HELL DONKEY DICK JENKEM FEMADOM VAGINA NAZI AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BUGGER OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS YID SHITFACE AMERICA ONLINE DAMN MOLDY TITS VAGINA TOWELHEAD ALF NEOPETS ASS DOM DeLUISE FENCE JUMPER DAMN [EXPLETIVE] CONDOMS HELL FEWMETS CHINK GOOGLE suck my mothers HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCK OFF FUCKHEAD PISS MARGARET THATCHER CUNT GARBAGE DAY! CUNNILINGUS [expletive deleted] GYPSY [expletive deleted] FUCKHEAD SHITE HONKY RAGHEAD BALL SACK GOBSHITE PISS OFF COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TRANNY FUCKSTAIN BLUMPKIN HELL DICKLICK YOU WANKER ASSHOLE D'OH SHITE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK ASSCRACK I WILL END YOU! INBRED GANGBANG TITTYWANK SHITFACE OH SHI– HOT GRITS TITWANK SHITHEAD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE EAT MY SHIT! FUCKHEAD ORGASM RAPE SHITSKIN CUNT CRAPPER DOUCHING BUGFUCK NAZI CHRIST OF TABERNACLE BOOBS FROG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JOHN ELWAY TIT SPRINKLES PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! BOB SAGET PENIS GOD DAMMIT CHENEY FROG'S FAT ASS WANKSPLAT I WILL KILL YOU! JOHN SMILEY FACE DICKHEAD CHOAD ASSHOLE PEDOPHILIA I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT I DON'T HAVE AIDS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DAMN CHRISTHUMPER PISS OFF BITCH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE I AM CORNHOLIO! I WILL KILL YOU! CRAP ON A STICK HAIL SATAN! EAT MY SHIT! SHITSLIDE PISS JERK OFF CLEAN DRINKING WATER FUCK FIRECROTCH [Insert swear here] RANDY TRAVIS DILDO NEGRO COCKSMOKER DEVELOPERS! FUCKBAG NEGRO WIKIPEDIA PEDOPHILIA BAD MOTHERFUCKER DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BRITNEY FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER COON DOT HEAD POMMIE LAKE TITICACA FUCK YOU NIGGER CUNNILINGUS ARSE NAZI JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST MILF BASTARD BLOWJOB BANGKOK CHENEY ASSCRACK MOCCASINS SOD pen0r SHIT JESSE McCARTNEY WANKSPLAT I WILL END YOU! BALLS COCKSHITTER GIVING HEAD BEAVER REDNECK FIST FUCK MARY WHITEHOUSE ASSRAPING DYKE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BEAVER EXTRA LONG PENIS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FRIG EXTRA LONG PENIS ABO BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CRAPPY JACKASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BASTARD TOWELHEAD KNOBJOCKEY BUGFUCK BATHING SUIT AREA CUNT ASSWIPE FUCK BENCH PRESS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PENIS CHIGGER DOUCHEBAG BLISTERING BARNACLES CAMEL JOCKEY DOG FUCKER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS D'OH MOCKIE POMMIE ASS CLIT PIECE OF SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! BOOBS BUKKAKE POLACK DOG SHIT FEWMETS POLACK DAMN DIPSHIT OH SHI– PISS SON OF A BITCH FUCK NUGGET SHITPISSER GRAPE PENIS HONKY FUCKING A DONGSHOVER SPICY CUNT FUCK SPIC PEDOPHILIA ASSHOLE PRICK RAT'S ASS WHORE POMMIE BAD MOTHERFUCKER CRAP NIGGER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HONKY FUCK FEWMETS FELCHMONKEY FLYING FUCK DOUCHING PISS OFF MY ASS BULLSHIT BEAVER SHITE FUCKSTAIN SHIT LIKE A HORSE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCK NUGGET FUCKSTAIN GANGBANG GOD DAMN LAKE TITICACA CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK PISS CUNT DICKFACE BLUE PENIS! FUCKFACE TITTIES BASTARD FAGGOT REBECCA BLACK HORSE SHIT BOLLOCKS Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHAKOPEE and with the SUGARTITS and his BAD MOTHERFUCKER of girraffes in which URINE-GARGLING while reading about BRUSH MA TEETH!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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