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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SEX neurochemical FUCK disorder BEAVER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKFACE, sudden ASSHOLE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WETBACK or PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JACKASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated [EXPLETIVE] way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITHEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NIGGER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat COON VAGINA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BALLS utterFUCKance of socially GRIS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CUNT television programs to address BITCH Tourette's syndrome.

SHIT Tourette's is HO not to be JACKASS confused with CUNT CRAPPER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying pen0r chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves GENITALIA random YOU WANKER disorientation, culturally-ART METAL PRODUCTS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TWO-INCH PENIS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WANKER language, TIT SPRINKLES and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BITCH BONER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WANKER souvenir shoppes and massive SOD quantities MOZILLA FIREFOX of ANAL DIABETES PISS ARTIST garbage.

Darnit.

A TITTIES Polite Note to the CLUSTERFUCK Author:

The PISS ARTIST Tourette's DIPSHIT Research Institute was DICKHEAD founded to MACACA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have suck my mothers Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DICK CHICKEN article BOYCOTT VIACOM! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSHOLE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DAMN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PISS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SHITHEAD Tourrette's sufferers ASSHAT swear. You can TIMBER NIGGER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame POMMIE TV, for always focusing on the YOU WANKER bad side of a terrible JACKASS thing.
  • The main CUNTING ASSCRACK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ANAL DIABETES involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BONER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small LET'S SHIT knee TIT SPRINKLES NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is DOM DeLUISE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JACKASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TURD school for BITCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DONKEY PUNCHER sufferers to become DIPSHIT manically depressed and TURD commit FIRECROTCH suicide.
  • There is no PRICK cure, and the URINE-GARGLING drugs that are available to, "calm" the COCKSUCKER tics often have adverse BUTT-HOLE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna NIGGER perodol" which caused my entire DOT HEAD body to go KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH numb and HOMO basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUNNILINGUS it is without the BITCH drug.

I am an active member of a SUCK MY DICK tourette syndrome NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JACKASS SHIT the BATHING SUIT AREA public view of Tourettes as a "BONER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CHUFF much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PICKANINNY sorry for REBECCA BLACK "hi-jacking" your HELL entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNTSWILLING this that really HOMO annoys me. I am working towards a RAT'S COCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BULLSHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PRICK, and making fun of a ON CRACK horrible disorder is (not) COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK time.

Best FLYING FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKSTAIN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT MOVEMENT reply

As GOOGLE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill UIGURS Westerners show is not an NORTH KOREA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA IS CAPITALIST countries. When showing ELECTION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust HUMAN RIGHTS in countries NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS leadership, those problems does not STUDENT MOVEMENT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS byproduct of your GOOGLE capitalist society RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen

P.S. BULLCRAP Regards to Andrew CUNNILINGUS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The CRACKER bastard who wrote this article. You can MOCKIE punch him if you DICK want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this CONDOMS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “BRITAIN” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WOODPECKERSHIT saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my KNOBJOCKEY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKFACE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BITCH and COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WANK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNTRAG BAND WITH 4 HIV NEGATIVE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TITS HORSE! FUCKFACE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKFACE'S HOUSE

How FUCKING A to DARTH VADER cure FUCK YOU the WANK Tourette's CLUSTERFUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment NIPPLES for ASSHAT Tourette's JERK OFF Syndrome NAZI is CRAPMUNCHER following SHITE these GOD DAMN rules LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! in IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! order:

  • 1: Avoid OH SHI– immature NAZI little DAMMIT kids,
  • 2: Count to SHITFUCKER within DUMBASS 10 666seconds,
  • 3: Do not open your BIRD SHIT BEANER JIZZ nor GRAPE PENIS talk,
  • 4: Tell CUNT yourself you FUCKFUCKFUCK don't CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE have GOD BLESS AMERICA this NAZI disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JERK OFF WITH NASTY BRUSH MA TEETH DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GOD DAMMIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKFACE last straw BULLSHIT!

I fucking put SHITPISSER' my comment at the TOP OF THE TONY LA RUSSA PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JACKASS the TOP OF FUCKTARD THIS TURD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HELL offensive. SUCK MY COCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TITTIES people who try CLIT to battle BITCH'YOU WANKER that tight-ass FUCKSTAIN 17-year-BASTARD—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCK OFF it now, but someone said FUCKTARD' FEWMETS HELL'ANUSCAKE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DICKHEAD is a laughing CLEMEN matter. Plus there BASTARD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCK Uncyclopedia, there are FUCK YOU articles DILDO about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SUGARTITS stuff. So NIGGER that means VAGINA stop getting mad at the EXTRA LONG PENIS first part too and FUCK YOU talking about the TOURETTE'S SYNDROME letter that it's CUNTYMINTS mocking (what GARBAGE DAY! letter? I don't even know what WIKIPEDIA the heck you're talking about). Adrian JIGGABOO hi self DAMN IT even made a really HOMO good point. "It's TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE nothing more PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS from a head nod to a ASS LICKER knee tick". ASSHAT. Which I'll add RAT'S COCK onto MONKEY SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't COON suffer that MOZILLA FIREFOX much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes REDNECK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DOUCHETITS be, because if I were a FELCHMONKEY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCK OFF hilarious. If you FUCK Want facts, go on ABO Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCK be offended, don't read ASSRAPING the freaking HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS article anyway.

HADJI DUNE COON ASSHAT BRUSH MA TEETH POLESMOKER ASSHAT WOODPECKERSHIT P'KANG SHIT BUNG-HOLE

FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HELL BALLS I RAPE WALRUSES! DICKFACE BALLS TITS FUCKHEAD MY COMMUNION WAFER OF HORSE PENIS HELL SHIT YOU WANKER NIPPLES HADJI MARCH OF FLAMES NIPPLES DYKE TAMPONS WANK BLUMPKIN WALRUS SHIT ASSRAMMER KRAUT LIMEY SHITE FUCKFACE OSCAR WILDE IS GAY POMMIE TURD SHITPISSER FUCK YOU JAP DIPSHIT BELGIUM BUGGER OFF HOMO WIENER PISS ARTIST FUCK SHITE HOLY DUMB FUCK ANUSCAKE KAFFIR SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MONKEY'S UNCLE CONDOMS DAMN SUCK A BIG DICK ASSWIPE NI BITCH DUMBASS DOUCHETITS TITS SHITCOCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKBAG POLAK INBRED TWAT PENIS ON A BUN SHITFUCKER FUCK YOU ASSFACE JAP CANNED QUOTE DICKFACE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CUNT BUGGER FUCK YOU JAP FUCKING FUCK CUNT CRAPPER SHITSLIDE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITCUNTING CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKTARD FUCKING A DOUCHE LENS CRAFTERS PRICK DAMNATION DIPSHIT GYPSY CLIT CRAPMUNCHER CUNTSWILLING WIENER SPANK THE MONKEY HEIL HITLER! FUCKTARD FELCHMONKEY HOMO LIKE FATHER LIKE SON LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! WIENER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SHITSLINGING FAGGOT NECROPHILIA TOWELHEAD COCKSMOKER FUCKING FEWMETS DICKHEAD BEAVER CUNTRAG SCROTUM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DOT HEAD DAMN IT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHING CHONG CHINK TOSSER SHITFACE STRAWBERRY ASS DOUCHEBAG VENEREAL DISEASE SHITBALLS DICK BITCH GANGBANG GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY NAZI JIZZ CHINK DAMN TITS PIGFUCKER YUKY DOODY ASSCRACK BOOBS WALRUS SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER LET'S SHIT SHITHEAD NORTH KOREA CHOAD MOCCASINS BUTT PIRATE FRIG FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SON OF A BITCH SAGGY TITS CUNT FUCKBAG BOYCOTT VIACOM! BLUMPKIN JIZZ SHITFUCKER ASS POOPOO SOD FELCHMONKEY GOD DAMN SHIT LIKE A HORSE CUNT ASS BALL SACK WANK SPUNK I WILL KILL YOU! GANGBANG SEMEN PEDOPHILIA BOB SAGET CHOAD SEX CAMEL JOCKEY SHITFUCKER MOCCASINS SHIT TITS & DICKS SEX FUCKFACE FAG DAGO HELL CC PLZ FUCK WIGGER ORGASM GOD DAMN FUCKWIT D'OH NECROPHILIA BASTARD DIPSHIT FEATURED SAGGY TITS ASS CUNT PRICK FUCKSTAIN JAP DAGO GOAT DICK BITCH JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE HELL CROTCH BITCH JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE WANK FAG MONKEY'S UNCLE YOU WANKER FUCKING A O KURWA! ANUSCAKE MALARKY DAMN IT CAMEL FUCKER HADJI CUNT JESSE McCARTNEY DONKEY DICK DAMN MAMA MIA DICKHEAD ASSFACE BUKKAKE SHITCUNTING CAMEL JOCKEY DOG SHIT CHINK LAKE TITICACA FUCK BALLS SHUT UP, MEG! GOOK FUCKER GANGBANG JACKASS JENKEM MOCKIE MOCCASINS SHITSKIN WALRUS SHIT SHIT SHIT FLYING FUCK CUM TIT DIRT WIENER RAPE ASS SEMPRINI SEMEN CAMEL FUCKER GRIS CHOAD SHITFACE CRAPMUNCHER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA RAT'S COCK CUM [EXPLETIVE] FUCKING DICKFACE GRINGO DIPSHIT PEDOPHILIA PISS UP MY ARSE BULLSHIT WHORE BLOWJOB SHITHEAD WANK DAMNATION DICKFACE BALL SACK MOCCASINS CRAPMUNCHER FLYING FUCK SHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS PIG ASSHOLE JUNGLE BUNNY SHIT EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM HELL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DOG SHIT SHIT PISS ARTIST COLGATE EMO ASSFACE TACO CONAN O'BRIAN MOCKIE FUCK DAMN SHITBALLS DILDO [Insert swear here] FUCKWIT DICKLICK PISSHOLE RICK MORANIS BUKKAKE MOCCASINS NECROPHILIA ASSWIPE SOD OFF MOTHERFUCKER MASTURBATION CHOAD FU SPANG BUGGER OFF BOB SAGET Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! 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COCKSTUFFER WANKER BUTT PIRATE AMERICA ONLINE PIGFUCKER FU SPANG FROG'S FAT ASS SLOPE SAND NIGGER CUNT SCUMBUCKET SAND NIGGER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GANGBANG NIGNOG HOMO DAMN IT JUNGLE BUNNY REDSKIN DICKWAD SHITFACE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKHEAD POMMIE JAP POTTYMOUTH MOCCASINS FUCKER SHITE CUNNILINGUS DILDO GANGBANG SHIT MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS FUCKFACE MALARKY ORGASM BITCH IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CUNTRAG BALLS SON OF A BITCH FOUR-EYES GENITALIA ASSRAPING KEEP ROSIE O'DONNELL RECTUM RAIDER NORTH KOREA WIKIPEDIA GOBSHITE BOB SAGET RAPE MILF POOPY SEMEN GARBAGE DAY! CUM SHAKOPEE SHIT FUCK YOU SHITHEAD JERK OFF ASSFACE GOD DAMMIT BULLCRAP MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKTARD SHITE JACKASS SHIT SHITE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SPICY CUNT FUCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TOWELHEAD ARSEBADGERS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASS BUGGER OFF EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM WOP PEDOPHILIA RAT'S COCK SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKING A ARSEBADGERS DONGSHOVER FRED PHELPS WOP DAMN FUCKFUCKFUCK BITCH THIS IS A RARE SWEAR NIGGER HELLFUCKER SHITTY NIPPLES BALL SACK BLUMPKIN PUSSY BALL SACK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITTY ASSWIPE PEDOPHILIA CHICKEN SHIT WETBACK YOGHURT CANNON SHITTY HENTAI TACO DAMN I AM CORNHOLIO! SHITFACE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ANUSCAKE DAMN TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SHIT SHITSLINGING COCKSUCKER DICK TITS BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCK WANK RECTUM RAIDER YOGHURT CANNON BONER BASTARD COCKSHITTER FUCKING BUNG-HOLE CUNT CRAPPER ARSE GOD BLESS AMERICA DICK CHICKEN YUKY DOODY DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS TITS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PRICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER JIZZ SCUMBAG FUCKER WANK SHITPISSER MOZILLA FIREFOX HOMO ASS FUCKING FUCKING A suck my mothers PENISPENISPENIS!!! 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TIMBER NIGGER TITTIES CHOAD BUGGER OFF RAPE I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY DAGO FUCK YOU PENIS SHIT CHIGGER PIKACHU BEAVER CROTCH FASHION BUG DIPSHIT BUGGER CUM NEGRO CHOAD SHITTY WANK FUCKSTAIN GANGBANG DAMN SHITFACE DICK TITS SHITHEAD SON OF A BITCH ASSWIPE NORTH KOREA SHITTY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WIENER FELCHING DONKEY DICK BALL SACK NEGRO PISS ARTIST ASSHAT RAGHEAD SHITE CRAPMUNCHER DICK IN A BOX ASSHOLE WANKSPLAT EMO SUCK MY COCK SHITSKIN NECROPHILIA FIST FUCK BITCH SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITSLINGING FUCK YOU PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JACKASS SHIT JACKASS GARBAGE DAY! O KURWA! SHITSLINGING TOSSER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKWIT NECROPHILIA HEIL HITLER! VAGINA LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BUNG-HOLE SHITE COMMUNIST DILDO TITS SHAKOPEE SEX FUCK JACKASS SHIT TITS JERK OFF FUCK OFF POLAK FUCKING JUMP! GRAPE PENIS ALEX TREBEK FUCKING PEDOPHILIA CLUSTERFUCK HONKY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE I'LL RAPE YOU CROTCH REDSKIN FELCHING RAPE PORCH MONKEY BITCH COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SOD OFF TAMPONS NEGRO PORCH MONKEY BOOBS PAKI SHIT MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER HADJI DONKEY DICK SON OF A BITCH POLAK SHITE 666 SHIT BUTT PIRATE RAT'S COCK PORCH MONKEY CUNTYMINTS BIRD SHIT DAMN PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM WIKIPEDIA DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ALEX TREBEK HADJI PISS DAMN BOYCOTT VIACOM! DAMN IT DIPSHIT ASSCRACK DONKEY DICK FUCKWIT CARPET MUNCHER DOODIE HEAD GINGERBREAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 666 CUNNILINGUS BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNT NIGGER CRAP POLAK TITTYWANK WANKSPLAT HELL JESSE McCARTNEY GRINGO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PENISBIRD [Insert stupid word you just made up here] BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCKWIT DICK IN A BOX NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS TOSSER FUCK PISS ARTIST POLAK DICKHEAD OPINION MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! GOD DAMMIT POOPOO BOYCOTT VIACOM! TITWANK CUNTSWILLING FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN FENCE JUMPER HELL FIRECROTCH GOAT DICK FELCHING BALLS AUTOFELLATIO RUSTY TROMBONE BASTARD TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SOD OFF MAMA MIA BASTARD GOD DAMN BIRD IN THE HOUSE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD PEACEFUL PECKERHEAD BUTTFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DOG FUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK WOP JOHN SMILEY FACE DOG SHIT GOD DAMMIT HORSE SHIT INBRED FELCHING SHITHEAD BOLLOCKS BUTTFUCKER WIENER CUNTYMINTS CUNTRAG SHITFUCKER SHITPISSER PRICK PEARL NECKLACE JOY COCKGOBLIN CUNNILINGUS FAG JUNGLE BUNNY DAGO BITCH DOUCHETITS ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN DAMN FIST FUCK FELCHMONKEY ASSHOLE SCROTUM BELLEND FUCKWIT FAG RANDY TRAVIS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PISS ARTIST WIKIPEDIA PISS UP MY ARSE LOLCAT JACKASS SHIT BAT FUCK INSANE MACACA RUSTY TROMBONE POO POO BLOWJOB SEX AMERICA ONLINE FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT BULLCRAP PISS ARTIST COCK CHING CHONG CHINK FIST FUCK BULLCRAP PEARL NECKLACE BOOBS DICKHEAD AMERICA ONLINE CUNT FAG FUCKING UIGURS FELLATIO HOMO CLUSTERFUCK OLD CHRIST OF A MOLDY TITS SUCK A BIG DICK BITCH SHITSLINGING GOD DAMN PISSHOLE JERRY CC PLZ DOG SHIT EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM SHITSLIDE FUCKFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUGGER CHRISTHUMPER WIKIPEDIA GOAT DICK FUCKER BASTARD ASS TACO PRICK BIRD SHIT RAT'S COCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH LET'S SHIT PORCH MONKEY BOOBIES GIVING HEAD WALRUS SHIT FELLATIO DICK IN A BOX FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FROG'S FAT ASS GOOK BIGNOSE RAT'S ASS SHITSKIN JAP FASHION BUG MONKEY BALLS BIRD SHIT JACKASS GOD DAMN SACRAMENTO TUBA EPIDIDYMIS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GOATSE DIPSHIT DOUCHE CLUSTERFUCK PISS ARTIST HELL RAT'S COCK GOD DAMN BUTT PIRATE ASSHAT ASSHAT NIGGER SHITE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON EARS OF CHRIST PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CHINK SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKHEAD GREASER VAGINA CRAPPY WETBACK I'LL RAPE YOU JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD KIKE BUGGER OFF FRIG JACKASS SHIT FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SOD OFF SHITBALLS GENITALIA JAP PISS OFF CHOAD MOLDY TITS GARBAGE DAY! WOP DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BITCH ASS NORTH KOREA GRINGO FAGGOT GOD DAMMIT ASS SHITTY FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN WANKSPLAT BALLS DICK IN A BOX BELGIUM DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSFACE HORSE SHIT COCKSHITTER FUCK CRAP BITCH BASTARD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SEX NEGRO NECROPHILIA BONER SHITCOCK MONKEY BALLS SPUNK BUTT-HEAD SHAKOPEE POMMIE AMERICA ONLINE FUCK DUNE COON BITCH BASTARD CUNT BASTARD NAZI LIKE FATHER LIKE SON O CANADA BOLLOCKS PISSHOLE GRAPE PENIS BORDER HOPPER CUNT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASSWIPE SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN BIBLE BASHER DAMN pen0r BIG FOOT ASS LICKER CROTCH DIPSHIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITFUCKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DICKWAD MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHETITS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? MOZILLA FIREFOX EPIDIDYMIS NEGRO DAMN FLYING FUCK SHITFACE WIENER SHITBALLS CUNT HEIL HITLER! CUNT CRAPPER HELL ASS FASCIST FUCKTARD SHITTY DOUCHETITS ASSFACE PISS OFF MOZILLA FIREFOX BAT FUCK INSANE MONKEY SHIT ASSHAT TOSSER BULLSHIT SHITCOCK DOT HEAD DOG SHIT TIT DIRT GOD DAMMIT DAMN TITS DAMN IT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS GRAPE PENIS CAMEL JOCKEY DOM DeLUISE FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASS LICKER SCROTUM NAZI FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD SACRAMENTO DAMN SON OF A BITCH TITTIES MALARKY BASTARD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TITMOUSE WANK GOD DAMN FAGGOT CUNTYMINTS FLYING FUCK CROTCH DILDO FUCKING ASS CUNT CUNT SLOPE [Insert yet another person's name here] HONKY SUITCASE PENIS NEGRO WALRUS SHIT CRAP CHICKEN SHIT DUMBASS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON AY-AY-AY CONAN O'BRIAN CLEMEN YOU WANKER KNOBJOCKEY SLOPE Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GOD DAMMIT and with the COLGATE and his SHITPISSER of girraffes in which NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! while reading about WANKSPLAT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CUNTSWILLING also

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