Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without BOOBIES comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a SHIT article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JACK OFF neurochemical FUCK disorder ASS LICKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUNT, sudden NIPPLES m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements REDNECK or INCEST vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GENITALIA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated pen0r way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CHIGGER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DAMN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA COON words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITFACE CHOAD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FROG'S FAT ASS utterFUCKance of socially TURD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKHEAD television programs to address ASS Tourette's syndrome.

ASS Tourette's is BOLLOCKS not to be WANKSPLAT confused with ASSRAMMER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKWIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PIG random BOOBS disorientation, culturally-TOWELHEAD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SEX outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PISS language, ASSCRACK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DICK MAMA MIA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GREASER souvenir shoppes and massive NEGRO quantities COON of ANAL DIABETES BUGGER garbage.

Darnit.

A GOD DAMN Polite Note to the FUCKHEAD Author:

The FUCKFACE Tourette's TANK MAN Research Institute was KIKE founded to HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITTING DICK NIPPLES Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS article SEMEN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FLYING RAT'S ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MASTURBATION changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TITS Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKTARD Tourrette's sufferers TIMBER NIGGER swear. You can TOTAL blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FLYING FUCK TV, for always focusing on the CUNT bad side of a terrible HELL thing.
The main SAMUEL L. JACKSON symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITTY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DIPSHIT knee DAMN NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is SONNY BILL WILLIAMS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FRED PHELPS school for ASSHAT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN sufferers to become DYKE manically depressed and CRAPMUNCHER commit HOLY DUMB FUCK suicide.
There is no PUSSY cure, and the BASTARD drugs that are available to, "calm" the POOPOO tics often have adverse SHITFACE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna NECROPHILIA perodol" which caused my entire DICKFACE body to go COCKSUCKER numb and ASSWIPE basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASSHOLE it is without the AMERICA ONLINE drug.

I am an active member of a CUNT LAPPER tourette syndrome VAGINA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITE the ASS LICKER public view of Tourettes as a "CAMEL JOCKEY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI sorry for BALLS "hi-jacking" your SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BUTTFUCKER this that really ASSRAPING annoys me. I am working towards a CLIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MILF article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKING A, and making fun of a FUCK OFF horrible disorder is (not) MONKEY SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUNT time.

Best GOATSE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JAP” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GRASS MUD HORSE reply

As MONASTERIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are I LIKE BUSH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill KENNY Westerners show is not an UIGURS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of INDIA HAS NUKES degenerate capitalist culture in those PROXY SITES countries. When showing VOTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust HUMAN RIGHTS in countries POISON IN BABY FORMULA leadership, those problems does not DEMOCRACY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHT WING byproduct of your AMERICA'S GREAT! capitalist society POISON IN TOOTHPASTE.

Li Chiang “IN COMMUNIST CHINA, EXPLETIVE SHOUTS YOU!!” Wen

P.S. HOSER Regards to Andrew MARCH OF FLAMES Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The CHICKEN SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can TUBA punch him if you FUCK want to.

As a KU KLUX KLAN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you LGBT RIGHTS remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIV NEGATIVE white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my FELCHMONKEY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CUNT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are COCKSHITTER and SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ASSFACE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) RAT'S COCK BAND WITH 4 LIMEY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A AY-AY-AY HORSE! CUNT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CUNT'S HOUSE

How WETBACK to BORDER HOPPER cure MOTHERFUCKER the DUMBASS Tourette's SCRATCH! GROUNDER! Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITFUCKER for TITS Tourette's GOAT DICK Syndrome BEAVER is HELLFUCKER following BELLEND these POOPOO rules MARGARET THATCHER in DIPSHIT order:

1: Avoid SUGARTITS immature HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS little GYPSY kids,
2: Count to WOP within JUNGLE BUNNY 10 SHITHEADseconds,
3: Do not open your WIENER SCUMBAG PUSSY nor I WILL KILL YOU! talk,
4: Tell DIPSHIT yourself you HELL don't SHITTY have FROG'S FAT ASS this CRAPPY disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DOUCHING WITH NASTY ASSWIPE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BOB SAGET FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CUNT last straw JUMPING JESUS!!!!

I fucking put WHITE POWER' my comment at the TOP OF THE BUTT PIRATE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SPIC the TOP OF DOUCHE THIS D'OH ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be lowercase offensive. [Insert yet another person's name here]. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DONKEY PUNCHER people who try HELL to battle JERK OFF'GOOK that tight-ass BLOWJOB 17-year-BEAVER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TOWELHEAD it now, but someone said DICKFACE' TWAT MOCKIE'SHITTY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKSTAIN is a laughing WOP matter. Plus there TITWANK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNTSWILLING Uncyclopedia, there are SHITFACE articles SHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FAGGOT stuff. So YOU SUCK BALLS that means CAMEL JOCKEY stop getting mad at the PENISBIRD first part too and ASS talking about the WHORE letter that it's DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! mocking (what SONNY BILL WILLIAMS letter? I don't even know what NEGRO the heck you're talking about). Adrian PISS OFF hi self TURD even made a really HADJI good point. "It's FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA nothing more ASSHAT from a head nod to a DOUCHE knee tick". CONDOMS. Which I'll add ASS onto FUCKHEAD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PICKANINNY suffer that JACKASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes NIGGER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS be, because if I were a I WILL END YOU! Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE hilarious. If you D'OH Want facts, go on CONDOMS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CHICKEN SHIT be offended, don't read NIPPLES the freaking FUCKBAG article anyway.

DILDO SPUNK TITTIES COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCK GOD DAMMIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DOG SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS ASSWIPE

PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CLEMEN MALARKY BLUE PENIS! DONKEY DICK BULLSHIT NIGNOG BONG BONER DAMN BULLSHIT SHITFACE BUTT-HEAD COON SOD OFF SHITTY KIKE TITMOUSE PIECE OF SHIT BOOBIES PUSSYLICKER FUCKTARD DILDO COCK ASSFACE HOT GRITS WANK NAZI RAGHEAD BITCH PISSHOLE GOD DAMMIT TITWANK ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! EPIDIDYMIS FUCK A DUCK RICK MORANIS BITCH WOODPECKERSHIT THONG TASTER TITTIES ASSFACE REDNECK RAT'S COCK CRAP BULLCRAP POOPY SHITFUCKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GYPSY ASSCRACK CHICKEN FRIES SHITBALLS FUCKER CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S COCK PAKI I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN NIPPLES FASHION BUG CUM I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BONER RUSKIE BALL SACK GO HOME AND DIE FRED PHELPS GRIS TACO TWISTY VAGINA GOBSHITE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITCUNTING NIGGER SHIT CHOAD KISSER ASS LICKER TITS & DICKS GOD DAMN ASS I'LL RAPE YOU HELL DAMN PRICK GOD DAMN JACKASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 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HADJI DAMN BASTARD HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS WIGGER FUCK A DUCK MONKEY SHIT STEVE BALLMER DOG SHIT FUCK OFF HELL INBRED CARPET MUNCHER CUNTRAG MOTHERFUCKER BITCH FUCKFACE FUCK 666 NICARAGUA PISS OFF FUCK OFF FUCKBAG FUCK DICKLICK TITS & DICKS NIGNOG GENITALIA POTTYMOUTH DILDO DOUCHEBAG WANKER NEOPETS BASTARD CHENEY BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER ASS LICKER WETBACK VAGINA GOD DAMN ART METAL PRODUCTS WIKIPEDIA NIGGER SON OF A BITCH NI I'LL RAPE YOU FELCHING GIVING HEAD UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY MONKEY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER TAFFY DAMN FUCKING A DOUCHE FELLATIO TACO FUCKFACE ASS BALL SACK MOZILLA FIREFOX BOLLOCKS DONKEY PUNCHER SEMEN DARTH VADER FUCKHEAD DARTH VADER CHICKEN FRIES FUCKTARD DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN MOTHERFUCKER WINDOWS VISTA HUEY P. NEWTON CUNTBUCKET GIVING HEAD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BUTT PIRATE FUCKHEAD JERRY BONG SEX RAT'S COCK CAMEL JOCKEY HITLER PEDOPHILIA FOUR-EYES SHITSLINGING SHITE SHITCUNTING FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FUCK MONKEY'S UNCLE MOCCASINS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PUSSY LAKE TITICACA FUCKING A LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT PISS ARTIST ASSHAT FELLATIO MASTURBATION DAMN POTTYMOUTH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FLYING RAT'S ASS TWAT SHITFACE PISS OFF MY ASS HELL NIPPLES JIZZ RUSKIE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER COCK GOD DAMMIT JACKASS SHITE JACKASS RICK MORANIS ASS CUNT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy PIGFUCKER ON CRACK PEARL NECKLACE WIGGER JERK OFF AUTOFELLATIO JIGGABOO WIENER DOUCHEBAG FUCKING FUCKHEAD COON SOD TOWELHEAD TWAT SON OF A BITCH BUTT PIRATE PUSSY TENTACLE RAPE SLOPE BASTARD TAMPONS P'KANG FUCKING A SAND NIGGER SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ORGASM WIGGER GREASER SHITE KNOBJOCKEY COCKSTUFFER BOOBS RAGHEAD SHITBALLS FUCK NAZI CUNT LAPPER HO FUCKSTAIN SUCK COCKS IN HELL! AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! GOD DAMN FELLATIO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MARCH OF FLAMES MOCCASINS SLOPE GIVING HEAD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GOBSHITE BOLLOCKS JENKEM THONG TASTER DAMN FUCKTARD BITCH EPIDIDYMIS JACKASS SHIT ANAL BUTTFUCKER TITTIES WIENER CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITHEAD RAT'S COCK POLACK ASS FASCIST MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CARPET MUNCHER SHITTY PAKI SHITTY SCUMBAG FUCKING CHOAD KISSER DILDO LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DICKLICK OSTRICH MY ASS SHITCOCK SHITCOCK ASS BUTTFUCKER JAP LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER CUNNILINGUS INBRED SHIT LIKE A HORSE HAIL SATAN! HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITE TITTIES SHITE SON OF A BITCH I WILL KILL YOU! 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I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKER CONDOMS POMMIE CUNTYMINTS BUTT PIRATE POWERSHIT BALLS TAMPONS FUCKHEAD WANK WOODPECKERSHIT PISS ARTIST FUCKING SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHICKEN SHIT RAGHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS HELL CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM NICARAGUA CHRISTHUMPER BEANER JACKASS SCROTUM CRAPMUNCHER CLEVELAND STEAMER KAFFIR TRANNY BENSON SUCKS FENCE JUMPER SHIT KNOBJOCKEY FUCKSTAIN PENIS ON A BUN NECROPHILIA JACKASS SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT STRAWBERRY ASS BOON PUSSY POMMIE MOTHERFUCKER JACK OFF BALL SACK JUSTIN BIEBER CRAPMUNCHER ABO TIT DIRT FELLATIO SON OF A BITCH CHINK SHIT NEGRO TITTYWANK BUGFUCK SHITHEAD BULLSHIT MARCH OF FLAMES HADJI CHINK CRAP ON A STICK SHITBALLS ASS BRUSH MA TEETH DAMNATION PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SOD OFF VAGINA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITE NEGRO KNOBJOCKEY ARSEBADGERS HOSER FAGGOT JERRY PISSHOLE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DOG SHIT SCUMBUCKET CONDOMS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

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2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WETBACK and with the PISSHOLE and his HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS of girraffes in which WOODPECKERSHIT while reading about MOCKIE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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