Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 'CRACKER'TACO'CUM'BULLCRAP'HO'MOTHERFUCKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD neurochemical FUCK disorder PORCUPINE'S BALLS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUNT, sudden BRITAIN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BAD MOTHERFUCKER or RAT'S COCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CUNT LAPPER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FLYING RAT'S ASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSHAT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITSLINGING words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JESUS FUCKING CHRIST utterFUCKance of socially TWAT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK OFF television programs to address JACK OFF Tourette's syndrome.

BALLS Tourette's is PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT not to be Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! confused with BIG FOOT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WOP chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CHENEY random SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH disorientation, culturally-FIRECROTCH-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNT CRAPPER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PISSHOLE language, DONKEY DICK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BELGIUM SHITE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky NIGNOG souvenir shoppes and massive CAMEL FUCKER quantities FUCKWIT of ANAL DIABETES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS garbage.

Darnit.

A DAMN Polite Note to the JACK OFF Author:

The BULLSHIT Tourette's RECTUM RAIDER Research Institute was SAND NIGGER founded to PISS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BUTT PIRATE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BOOBS article D'OH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and RAGHEAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKING changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ORGASM.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BOOBIES Tourrette's sufferers RUSKIE swear. You can SAND NIGGER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TUBA TV, for always focusing on the FUCKSTAIN bad side of a terrible DOUCHEBAG thing.
• The main GREASER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DAMN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FIRECROTCH knee COCKSUCKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is NIGGER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FLYING FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WOODPECKERSHIT school for CUNTSWILLING something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BONER sufferers to become FUCKFACE manically depressed and FAGGOT commit KRAUT suicide.
• There is no CUNT cure, and the CUNTSWILLING drugs that are available to, "calm" the CHOAD tics often have adverse SON OF A BITCH side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MALARKY perodol" which caused my entire NEOPETS body to go POLACK numb and CHICKEN FRIES basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCK YOU it is without the DICK drug.

I am an active member of a FRED PHELPS tourette syndrome BALL SACK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WIGGER the [EXPLETIVE] public view of Tourettes as a "GOD DAMMIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JIGGABOO much much (hand spasms) more...

I am HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS sorry for TIT SPRINKLES "hi-jacking" your BIRD IN THE HOUSE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FRITZ this that really MICK annoys me. I am working towards a DYKE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BLOWJOB article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASS, and making fun of a FUCKBAG horrible disorder is (not) HELL funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CLIT time.

Best SHITTY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese UIGURS reply

As GRASS MUD HORSE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBET not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Westerners show is not an DALAI LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBETAN BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBET countries. When showing STUDENT PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DEMOCRACY in countries RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not 1984 occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! byproduct of your I LIKE BUSH capitalist society RIGHT WING.

Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. DIPSHIT Regards to Andrew FRITZ Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

The ASSRAMMER bastard who wrote this article. You can GRIS punch him if you FUCKTARD want to.

As a KU KLUX KLAN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITCOCK saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my SHITFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CUNT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are KRAUT and suck my mothers playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FROG'S FAT ASS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASSHOLE BAND WITH 4 WIENER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JAP HORSE! CUNT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CUNT'S HOUSE

How NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! to FUCKFACE cure MOZILLA FIREFOX the AUTOFELLATIO Tourette's BLUMPKIN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WIENER for WANK Tourette's KIKE Syndrome HADJI is KIKE following FEWMETS these YID rules MARGARET THATCHER in CHOAD KISSER order:

• 1: Avoid BRUSH MA TEETH immature ASSHOLE little DONKEY DICK kids,
• 2: Count to MY ANUS IS BLEEDING within CHOAD 10 ASSHATseconds,
• 3: Do not open your KIKE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASSWIPE nor TITS talk,
• 4: Tell JOHN ELWAY yourself you BASTARD don't FUCKFACE have I RAPE WALRUSES! this BITCH disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITFUCKER WITH NASTY BELLEND DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PUSSYLICKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CUNT last straw FUCK YOU!

I fucking put DOG FUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at HELLFUCKER the TOP OF GIVING HEAD THIS YUKY DOODY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be GOAT DICK offensive. FLYING RAT'S ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FRIG people who try DOUCHETITS to battle MAMA MIA'FUCKWIT that tight-ass TWISTY VAGINA 17-year-NICARAGUA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FAGGOT it now, but someone said DONKEY PUNCHER' FUCKER TITS & DICKS'I CAN AFFORD FOOD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING KRAUT is a laughing TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE matter. Plus there SHITTY was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on RAT'S COCK Uncyclopedia, there are PISS articles WANKSPLAT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITFUCKER stuff. So DAMN that means SHIT stop getting mad at the BUKKAKE first part too and COCKSHITTER talking about the COCKING FUCKBOROUGH letter that it's FUCKFACE mocking (what JOHNNY letter? I don't even know what POLAK the heck you're talking about). Adrian COCKSHITTER hi self ARSE even made a really DUMBASS good point. "It's BAT FUCK INSANE nothing more O CANADA from a head nod to a MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE knee tick". VAGINA. Which I'll add BALL SACK onto FUCKSTAIN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DIPSHIT suffer that I'LL RAPE YOU much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes GRAPE PENIS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to NIGGER be, because if I were a CHINK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHITE hilarious. If you DIRTY SANCHEZ Want facts, go on MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DOUCHING be offended, don't read TITTIES the freaking DOG SHIT article anyway.

SHITFUCKER TACO ASSWIPE FALUN GONG FUCKER SCROTUM DILDO HOMO BATHING SUIT AREA ASSHOLE

MALARKY [EXPLETIVE] BALL SACK PUSSY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ABO YOU WANKER BIGNOSE CARPET MUNCHER BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER ASS SHITFACE [EXPLETIVE] PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! CARPET MUNCHER WANK SUCK MY DICK NEGRO NAZI RAPE DOUCHE NAZI FUCKBAG SUGARTITS BLISTERING BARNACLES BONER I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT DICKHEAD DILDO DOUCHEBAG PENIS ON A STICK SON OF A BITCH RAPE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CHIGGER PISS OFF FUCK BALL SACK FELLATIO SHITE SHITFACE FAGGOT FUCKWIT FROG'S FAT ASS BATHING SUIT AREA D'OH DICKFACE FUCK YOU PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BULLSHIT JENKEM IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! REBECCA BLACK CAMEL JOCKEY TITWANK BALLS GRINGO FUCKFACE LENS CRAFTERS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MONKEY SHIT BASTARD ASSRAPING LIMEY WANKSPLAT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JERRY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FROG'S FAT ASS DICK CHICKEN DOG SHIT BITCH TRANNY ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKER CUNT SEMEN BASTARD FRENCH TICKLER DICKFACE BITCH BOLLOCKS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS RAPE THONG TASTER SHITE SHIT CARPET MUNCHER TITTIES SUCK MY DICK SOD PORCH MONKEY HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITE GOD DAMMIT BALLS MOLDY TITS FUCKTARD FUCK SHITSKIN FAGGOT MOZILLA FIREFOX HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASSRAPING CLEVELAND STEAMER HOMO I'LL RAPE YOU SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM RAGHEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WALRUS SHIT CUNT AUTOFELLATIO SMEG ARSE PISS OFF RAGHEAD KIKE BOOBIES INBRED NAZI BUGFUCK FELLATIO I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKSTAIN BITCH FUCKING JUMP! TITTYWANK CUNTRAG TWAT ASSFACE FUCKING FUCKTARD CLEVELAND STEAMER BALLS INBRED BLUMPKIN SCUMBAG INBRED PIGFUCKER FUCK YOU WANKSPLAT ASSHAT PIECE OF SHIT FLYING FUCK NAZI DICKLICK FUCKSTAIN BLISTERING BARNACLES ARSE JOHN ELWAY SHITE GANGBANG CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST VAGINA TOURETTE'S IS FUN COCKSUCKER ASSCRACK COMMUNIST DILDO BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASS FUCKER CAMEL FUCKER TACO BALL SACK SCROTUM BASTARD PAKI SCROTUM PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER BOOBS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT POO POO BLOWJOB PISS MACACA POMMIE DICKFACE BAT FUCK INSANE ASSBANDIT GOD DAMMIT SEX PIECE OF SHIT TITWANK FUCKSTAIN SHITCOCK BELGIUM FUCK YOU IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! [expletive deleted] CAMEL FUCKER SHITFACE WHORE 666 RAT'S ASS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BEAVER FUCKFACE ASS TWAT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUNNILINGUS WANK WOP SCROTUM POTTYMOUTH AUTOFELLATIO NECROPHILIA SHIT CRAPPY ARSE CUNT CRAPPER TIMBER NIGGER JACKASS SHIT TONY LA RUSSA DICK TITS JIGGABOO NIGGER WOP HELL BLOWJOB ASSWIPE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM 666 PENIS ON A STICK TURD CHING CHONG CHINK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! REDNECK BEANER SUGARTITS CHOAD JOHN ELWAY MOTHERFUCKER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCK OFF LOGJAMMER RAT'S ASS DICK MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CHIGGER ASS FASCIST BITCH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PAKI WIGGER FUCKING A INCEST LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WIENER CHENEY COON CLEMEN HELLFIRE INBRED GANGBANG BONG QUEEF FELLATIO GO COUNT YOUR DICK VAGINA PRICK SOD OFF FUCKWIT SMEG CLUSTERFUCK SHITHEAD SPIC SHITFUCKER WEHATEMARIO FRIG HONKY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SPICY CUNT FUCK CUNT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK AAAAAAAAA! I WILL KILL YOU! PORCH MONKEY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BEAVER BAD MOTHERFUCKER SAGGY TITS ROSIE O'DONNELL PEDOPHILIA ASSHAT ASSHAT CRACKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES BAD MOTHERFUCKER WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS WANK JERRY POOPY THONG TASTER PISS FASHION BUG POLACK FEMADOM CC PLZ CUNT CHICKEN SHIT PICKANINNY MY COMMUNION WAFER OF WIKIPEDIA WANK FUCKTARD ARSE O CANADA POMMIE ARSE ASSRAPING CRAP GOD BLESS AMERICA STEVE BALLMER BUGGER OFF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCKTARD DYKE SHITFUCKER SHITTY FIST FUCK DICK CHICKEN NAZI SHIT JENKEM PEARL NECKLACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK ASS DAMN IT SHITE SPIC FUCKWIT FLYING FUCK LET'S SHIT MALL SANTA WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CUNTBUCKET JIZZ AMERICA ONLINE WANKSPLAT SHITFUCKER PUSSY BUNG-HOLE I'LL RAPE YOU KIKE BITCH NEGRO SHITFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY DOUCHEBAG IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CRAPFUCKER NAZI EARS OF CHRIST BITCH DICK CHICKEN ANUSCAKE AUTOFELLATIO AY-AY-AY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CLIT YOU WANKER BELGIUM DICKHEAD HELL PISS OFF STRAWBERRY ASS BLUE PENIS! TWAT NIPPLES BOOBIES SHITPISSER CLEMEN FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT ARSE ABO FUCKHEAD PIGFUCKER SIGMUND FREUD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FIRECROTCH HADJI FUCKTARD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? VENEREAL DISEASE ASSWIPE GOD DAMN CUNT DAMN ORGASM TITTIES MALL SANTA BASTARD DONGSHOVER CONDOMS MOCCASINS GRIS PECKERHEAD RECTUM RAIDER JACKASS SHIT GANGBANG HELL MOTHERFUCKER BITCH DICKFACE FLYING FUCK BUTTFUCKER SHAKOPEE ANAL BLISTERING BARNACLES COCK BALLS HELL TENTACLE RAPE CRAPFUCKER CUM FAG JAP FUCK TOSSER NAZI PORCH MONKEY CUNT QUEEF GOD DAMN FUCKING JUMP! GOBSHITE BITCH OLD CHRIST OF A BITCH FUCK BANGKOK ASS TRANNY SACRAMENTO CHOAD JACK OFF BALLS WOMEN'S RIGHTS SLOPE DICKLICK SCUMBUCKET PICKANINNY SHIT SHIT DICK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD JOHN ELWAY FENCE JUMPER YID FUCK OFF CLUSTERFUCK CUNT PEEPEE POLAK DOUCHE ASSHAT GENITALIA FELLATIO SCROTUM GOOK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKTARD UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! BASTARD ASS ASSCRACK BITCH FELLATIO COON HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DAMN JACKASS TITTYWANK NIHILISM COLGATE WOP WANKER WOODPECKERSHIT NIGGER BAT FUCK INSANE NIPPLES PISS OFF MY ASS JERK OFF JACK OFF BITCH STRAWBERRY ASS ALF DAMMIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SEX FUCK A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! YID CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT CRAPPER DICKLICK EUROIPODS FOOTBALL ARSE FUCK A DUCK TESTICLE CHOKE pen0r BUTTFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DUMBASS FLYING FUCK ORGASM CAMEL FUCKER CRAP SHAKOPEE DICKHEAD HORSE SHIT WANK HOLY DUMB FUCK WANKSPLAT DICKLICK BASTARD ASSHAT COCK FASHION BUG EUROIPODS TOSSER DICKHEAD OSTRICH MY ASS PUSSY CRAPMUNCHER MONKEY SHIT SHITFUCKER DOUCHE NAZI FUCKHEAD PISS OFF HELL TITS POLACK BEAVER OSTRICH MY ASS VENEREAL DISEASE HOSER GOD DAMMIT BITCH SHITTY ELECTION ASS BALLS HELL [Insert swear here] REDSKIN BUGFUCK ASSHOLE TRANNY CRAP HORSE SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN DOG SHIT SHITE CUM DONKEY DICK NEGRO TENTACLE RAPE DOUCHE TITWANK LIMEY HO FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKHEAD RICK MORANIS BEAVER TEDDY BEARS WANKER JOHNNY I'LL RAPE YOU POMMIE BOOBS PICKANINNY SPIC PIG GOD DAMN PAKI SHITSLINGING INCEST BUTT PIRATE HOSER SHITFUCKER INBRED DOG SHIT DICKWAD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKING FELCHING YOU WANKER DONALD RUMSFELD SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCK 666 ASSWIPE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BUGFUCK TITS EXTRA LONG PENIS BITCH I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU JAP MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FROG'S FAT ASS DOG SHIT suck my mothers BELLEND DAMN TURD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SCROTUM FUCKSTAIN BITCH FEWMETS FROG'S FAT ASS BASTARD CHINK BEAVER NIGGER PENIS SHUT UP, MEG! DICKHEAD TOWELHEAD GANGBANG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PUSSYLICKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FIRECROTCH FUCKBAG CHIGGER BITCH CHUFF HELL WIKIPEDIA BENCH PRESS CUNT SHIT CONDOMS FUCK YOU I WILL KILL YOU! PENISBIRD FUCKING CUNT ASS HELL CROTCH COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ASSWIPE GOD DAMMIT TENTACLE RAPE THONG TASTER THONG TASTER SHITFUCKER BITCH FIST FUCK FUCKFACE STEVE BALLMER ABO SEX TESTICLE CHOKE SHITBALLS BITCH CLEVELAND STEAMER VANDALISM IS COOL BUTT PIRATE ASS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BOB SAGET SON OF A BITCH RAGHEAD KRAUT ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS BITCH JOHN SMILEY FACE SUCK MY COCK POLESMOKER CHINK WETBACK INCEST DICK BASTARD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PISS ARTIST [Insert yet another person's name here] DOUCHE MALARKY PENISBIRD BASTARD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! MALL SANTA FUCK NIGGER FUCKHEAD SPUNK DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKING JUMP! INBRED FUCK PISS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JACK OFF ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DILDO GYPSY GO HOME AND DIE CHICKEN SHIT BUTTFUCKER FUCK FAG BUTT PIRATE NIPPLES JIZZ ASSWIPE SHITBALLS COCKSMOKER GOD DAMMIT BASTARD ASS COMMUNION WAFER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WANKER KIKE TWISTY VAGINA DICK CHICKEN REDSKIN COCKSMOKER COCK FELCHMONKEY FUCK YOU WANK MOCCASINS BLUE PENIS! BOOBS WHORE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE COCKSTUFFER TITTYWANK SHIT SCROTUM FUCK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER LIMEY SHITFUCKER DICKHEAD DOUCHEBAG GARBAGE DAY! BLOWJOB FUCKING BASEBALL DUMBASS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKSTAIN HELLFUCKER NORTH KOREA I AM CORNHOLIO! URINE-GARGLING ASSFACE TAMPONS DOUCHING TITS FUCK SHIT MARGARET THATCHER MONKEY'S UNCLE FROG'S FAT ASS I AM CORNHOLIO! I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BOOBS ASS CHIGGER MOCCASINS TURD SON OF A BITCH DIRTY SANCHEZ GOAT DICK NIGNOG SHIT RAT'S ASS COON PISS ARTIST FEWMETS CUNNILINGUS FROG ROSIE O'DONNELL JAP TIT SPRINKLES IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITE DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER GREASER ASSBANDIT GENITALIA WIENER BOLLOCKS FUCKHEAD CUNTBUCKET GANGBANG CONAN O'BRIAN ARSE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKING A ASSHOLE DICK CHICKEN FUCK HELL I AM CORNHOLIO! BOB SAGET POMMIE SHITSLINGING FOUR-EYES CROTCH ASSBANDIT PEARL NECKLACE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BRITNEY BANGKOK CARPET MUNCHER FUCK INCEST ASSCRACK BOOBS REBECCA BLACK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUM AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITE PICKANINNY DOUCHING SHITHEAD FUCKFUCKFUCK NAZI FUCK EPIDIDYMIS NI INJUN MOCKIE GRAPE PENIS BITCH ALEX TREBEK YOU WANKER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING REDSKIN SHITE HOT GRITS LOLCAT SEMEN FUCK YOU RAPE GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASSWIPE BUKKAKE FOUR-EYES ASSWIPE LAKE TITICACA ANUSCAKE FUCKHEAD NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ASSHOLE CHALICE DAMN QUEEF BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASSHOLE BANGKOK MILF I AM CORNHOLIO! LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! YOU WANKER BELLEND JERK OFF FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS CHICKEN SHIT DYKE CHOAD TEDDY BEARS FRIG FUCK OFF COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT HORSE PENIS SPANK THE MONKEY PISS OFF WANK WIKIPEDIA FRENCH TICKLER RAPE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING WIGGER POLAK FUCKER BEANER FRAK BUGGER OFF [EXPLETIVE] PENIS ON A BUN DICKHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! MALARKY PUNANI HO GOD DAMN MARCH OF FLAMES JACKASS FUCKTARD ASSHAT FAG WANK GOD DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CHAV DILDO HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCK GYPSY FUCK YOU SHITFACE YOU WANKER JENKEM RAT'S COCK TWISTY VAGINA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DICKFACE PISSHOLE RAT'S ASS FELCHING SHITTY EXTRA LONG PENIS [Insert silly non-swear here] NIGNOG MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BOLLOCKS FUCKTARD FUCKTARD RANDY TRAVIS JESSE McCARTNEY FELLATIO BULLSHIT TIT SPRINKLES TITS BITCH SHITE MICK WINDOWS VISTA SHITHEAD ASSHOLE HENTAI DAMMIT PISS MOZILLA FIREFOX KIKE WINDOWS VISTA ASS FASCIST LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PIGFUCKER SEMEN FUCK BALLS YID CROTCH SHITE CHIGGER BLOWJOB BALL SACK CHIGGER DYKE BOOBS BOON COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ANUSCAKE SOD OFF WIGGER ASSCRACK SHITHEAD GOATSE SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKER SLOPE RUSTY TROMBONE CUNNILINGUS MONKEY SHIT DYKE BULLCRAP DICKFACE TWAT TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK DOT HEAD NAZI NAZI FUCKSTAIN FUCK SHITTY MOCCASINS YOU WANKER SHITE FUCKING BANGKOK SOD OFF CRAP GO COUNT YOUR DICK AMERICA ONLINE GOD DAMMIT INCEST ARSE CLUSTERFUCK SHITE PISSHOLE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT IN SACREMENT RAT'S COCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMNATION DYKE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKTARD DAMMIT COCKSUCKER AY-AY-AY TITWANK HADJI BONER CROTCH PRICK NIGGER RECTUM RAIDER BITCH GOD DAMN SAMUEL L. JACKSON DICKHEAD YOU WANKER BITCH BASTARD SHITFUCKER FUCK BUGGER CC PLZ FUCKFACE JERRY PIG DAGO GARBAGE DAY! TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS CAPTAIN CRUNCH GREASER BIRD SHIT BONER FUCKWIT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME GYPSY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHICKEN SHIT PISS UP MY ARSE BIG FOOT PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PRICK ABO DAMN [expletive deleted] DICK HORSE PENIS I'LL RAPE YOU CARPET MUNCHER ICE CREAM EAT MY SHIT! COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BITCH DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CRAP ON A STICK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS JIZZ FUCKSTAIN BUTTFUCKER BLOWJOB CAMEL JOCKEY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FRIG DICKHEAD JACKASS SCUMBAG FEWMETS TITTYWANK HOMO RAT'S ASS DOUCHING SUCK A BIG DICK MOTHERFUCKER DEVELOPERS! FUCKTARD DEMOCRACY NECROPHILIA NAZI FUCKSTAIN EDITABLE DYK INJUN GIVING HEAD JACKASS UIGURS CUNNILINGUS YOU WANKER TRANNY ASS FASCIST CUNT DICKHEAD FUDGEPACKER PISSHOLE ASSHAT RAT'S ASS SOD JACK OFF RAPE HELL WANK FUCK YOU SHITE CHING CHONG CHINK FEMADOM ASSCRACK DOUCHING KNOBJOCKEY DOG FUCKER NIGNOG BITCH CLUSTERFUCK NEGRO PORCH MONKEY MOTHERFUCKER GANGBANG COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DUMBASS MONKEY SHIT TITTYWANK SHITE ROSIE O'DONNELL BRUSH MA TEETH RAGHEAD HUEY P. NEWTON WIENER VENEREAL DISEASE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TITTYWANK and with the NAZI and his YOU WANKER of girraffes in which NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! while reading about ASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DICKLICK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BUTT PIRATE