Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WOMEN'S RIGHTS'DUMBASS'CLIT'ASS'PISS UP MY ARSE'CUNT'RAPE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITFACE neurochemical FUCK disorder CHAV characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKSTAIN, sudden REDSKIN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CROTCH or SHITTY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PISS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKSTAIN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BALLS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PISS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FLYING FUCK PUSSY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASS utterFUCKance of socially SCUMBUCKET objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CRAP television programs to address SHITFUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

PISS Tourette's is CUNT not to be FELCHING confused with ARSE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GANGBANG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNT random WIENER disorientation, culturally-SONNY BILL WILLIAMS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK YOU outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HENTAI language, FROG'S FAT ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places EMO FREEDOM OF SPEECH of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITSLINGING souvenir shoppes and massive COCKSMOKER quantities INCEST of ANAL DIABETES SEX garbage.

Darnit.

A BASTARD Polite Note to the HELLFUCKER Author:

The SHITSKIN Tourette's FUCKFACE Research Institute was DYKE founded to DOODIE HEAD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WIENER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your POMMIE article VANDALISM IS COOL funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DICKLICK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BALL SACK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance RAT'S ASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about RAT'S ASS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITTY Tourrette's sufferers TOTAL swear. You can PENIS ON A BUN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKTARD TV, for always focusing on the DAGO bad side of a terrible TITMOUSE thing.
• The main POMMIE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are AY-AY-AY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKFACE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKING JUMP! knee ASSHAT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is JACKASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SPIC cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BRUSH MA TEETH school for FOREIGN CURRENCY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage KRAUT sufferers to become DOUCHE manically depressed and FUCKBAG commit DOG SHIT suicide.
• There is no AY-AY-AY cure, and the CRAPPY drugs that are available to, "calm" the REDNECK tics often have adverse ASSBANDIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITBALLS perodol" which caused my entire CRACKER body to go DONKEY DICK numb and SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than WIENER it is without the MALARKY drug.

I am an active member of a VAGINA tourette syndrome YOU WANKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BIG FOOT the WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS public view of Tourettes as a "FLAMING ASS BADGER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKING A much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASSCRACK sorry for OH SHI– "hi-jacking" your DICKFACE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK this that really BRITNEY annoys me. I am working towards a FRITZ better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this COCKSUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUNTRAG, and making fun of a SHITE horrible disorder is (not) PIG funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GOD DAMMIT time.

Best SHITFUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese UIGURS reply

As RIGHT WING Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CENSORSHIP not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Westerners show is not an AMERICA'S GREAT! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHRISTIANITY degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT PROTESTS countries. When showing DALAI LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TANK MAN in countries BELGIUM leadership, those problems does not COMMUNISM IS STUPID occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CAPITALISM byproduct of your DISSIDENTS capitalist society PANCHEN LAMA.

Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen

P.S. FUCKFACE Regards to Andrew LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The HUEY P. NEWTON bastard who wrote this article. You can PUSSY punch him if you FUCKING want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “LGBT RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKING saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my DOUCHETITS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKSTAIN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are NIGGER and SOD OFF playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BAND WITH 4 SON OF A BITCH MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WIKIPEDIA HORSE! FUCKSTAIN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKSTAIN'S HOUSE

How BIRD IN THE HOUSE to BLOWJOB cure CHINK the SEX Tourette's DONGSHOVER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PISS OFF for GRAPE PENIS Tourette's CHOAD Syndrome TOTAL is FUCK YOU following POLESMOKER these MASTURBATION rules BONG in ALF order:

• 1: Avoid GREASER immature TOSSER little SHITFUCKER kids,
• 2: Count to POMMIE within JUNGLE BUNNY 10 SCROTUMseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN nor YOU WANKER talk,
• 4: Tell TAMPONS yourself you FUCKER don't HELL have EPIDIDYMIS this ARSE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASSWIPE WITH NASTY TITWANK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HELLFUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKSTAIN last straw FUCKING JUMP!!

I fucking put POOPY' my comment at the TOP OF THE BOLLOCKS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ART METAL PRODUCTS the TOP OF ORGASM THIS DICKHEAD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST offensive. DOUCHEBAG. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to COCKING FUCKBOROUGH people who try BULLSHIT to battle JAP'BIRD SHIT that tight-ass DOG SHIT 17-year-WILLY WONKA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JAP it now, but someone said PEARL NECKLACE' GOAT DICK BLOWJOB'WIENER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING TWO-INCH PENIS is a laughing NIGGER matter. Plus there GYPSY was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WANK Uncyclopedia, there are WANK articles JIZZ about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HORSE SHIT stuff. So ASS that means JIZZ stop getting mad at the FUCK first part too and COCK talking about the ORGASM letter that it's BITCH mocking (what BANGKOK letter? I don't even know what CUNT the heck you're talking about). Adrian WOODPECKERSHIT hi self BIGNOSE even made a really CONDOMS good point. "It's D'OH nothing more IT'S OVER 9000! from a head nod to a BLUE PENIS! knee tick". CLUSTERFUCK. Which I'll add BITCH onto FELLATIO saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't OSTRICH MY ASS suffer that SPUNK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes JACKASS SHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CHRIST OF TABERNACLE be, because if I were a ARSE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article COLGATE hilarious. If you SHITE Want facts, go on ALEX TREBEK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE be offended, don't read FELCHMONKEY the freaking GOD DAMMIT article anyway.

DOT HEAD HELLFUCKER NAZI VAGINA ASSHAT NAZI SHIT O CANADA NI INBRED

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DAMN WIENER BIGNOSE SHITFUCKER CHING CHONG CHINK SCUMBUCKET SHIT TACO DAMNATION SHITFACE MALARKY I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK YOU BUTTFUCKER DAMN FRED PHELPS DICKHEAD CHAV FOUR-EYES BIGNOSE TITMOUSE [Insert swear here] BASTARD BUGFUCK BONER PISS OFF NIGGER TITS MARGARET THATCHER SPRINKLES BAD MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS SHITSLINGING TAFFY SPICY CUNT FUCK SAGGY TITS POLAK SHITTY GIVING HEAD SHITE SUGARTITS KIKE PRICK POMMIE DUMBASS BULLSHIT BLUMPKIN ORGASM FUCKING A DIPSHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BOLLOCKS HOSER CUM SNUFF PORN GO HOME AND DIE ASSRAPING SCROTUM ANAL SHITFACE POLAK PISS OFF JACK OFF HORSE SHIT FUCKER BALLS DAMN IT PENIS KIKE PEDOPHILIA HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BIRD IN THE HOUSE BULLSHIT BITCH FUCKTARD DUMBASS REDSKIN DAMNATION CRACKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DOT HEAD INJUN DICKFACE DOG FUCKER MARY WHITEHOUSE BALLS JUNGLE BUNNY BATHING SUIT AREA COCKSUCKER TOSSER HOSER HELLFUCKER FUCKING A CANNED QUOTE FUCKWIT CRAPMUNCHER JUNGLE BUNNY SHITCOCK FUCK ARSE SHITHEAD QUEEF 666 SHITFUCKER AMERICA ONLINE BASTARD SHITTY PISS COON BOB SAGET FUCKHEAD LAKE TITICACA DICKHEAD MOCKIE PIGFUCKER DAMN LIMEY WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DICKWAD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JIZZ YID WANK DICK TITS MOCCASINS SHITE COON FELLATIO YOU WANKER GIVING HEAD CHICKEN SHIT ASSFACE BRITNEY COCKING FUCKBOROUGH MASTURBATION PISS OFF CUNT FAG ASSBANDIT FUCKING HOMO GRINGO BONG BASTARD HEIL HITLER! I WILL KILL YOU! ASSHOLE BUGFUCK MONKEY SHIT COCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PRINCE PHILIP TITTIES ASSCRACK FASHION BUG WIENER PORTUGAL BULLSHIT LHASA CHOAD SHITE FUCK NUGGET INBRED SHUT UP, MEG! FUCK PENIS ON A BUN DICKLICK PISS PAKI ASSRAMMER JESSE McCARTNEY ANAL DICKFACE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKFUCKFUCK SHIT FUCKING FUCK YOU FAGGOT PUSSY SNUFF PORN TACO SACRAMENTO BASTARD ASSFACE DOUCHETITS SEMEN DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN WINDOWS VISTA YID REDSKIN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DICKHEAD CONAN O'BRIAN BLOWJOB DAMN GO COUNT YOUR DICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SEMPRINI BELGIUM YOU WANKER TITS SHITSLINGING FIST FUCK TRANNY POLESMOKER WIKIPEDIA PISS DOUCHING INBRED DUNE COON P'KANG NECROPHILIA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BANGKOK SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT PUSSYLICKER CUNT DONKEY PUNCHER CUNTRAG POMMIE NIPPLES PISS OFF WIGGER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON JERRY RAPE CUNT INCEST TESTICLE CHOKE FOOTBALL FELLATIO SUCK A BIG DICK BASTARD CROTCH BIBLE BASHER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TITS MARGARET THATCHER SCROTUM BOLLOCKS WANK SHIT BEAVER BRITNEY ASSHOLE SHIT CLUSTERFUCK COON FUCKHEAD SEX SHITFACE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITSLINGING BAD MOTHERFUCKER BUTT PIRATE TWAT YOU WANKER DICKHEAD WHORE TRANNY HO ARSE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK GYPSY SACRAMENTO BASTARD FUCKFACE TITWANK FIST FUCK DICKFACE CAMEL FUCKER BUGGER BLUMPKIN BOLLOCKS SOD OFF SHIT NIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKER SHITE CHICKEN SHIT CUNT DIPSHIT EAT MY SHIT! MONKEY SHIT SLOPE PISS OFF MY ASS WIENER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! JAP PRICK SHITPISSER GRINGO CAMEL JOCKEY WALRUS SHIT WANK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PEDOPHILIA CHOAD PISSHOLE ASS SPIC DOUCHE RUSTY TROMBONE DEVELOPERS! DICKHEAD NIPPLES FUCKING A BIGNOSE GOD DAMMIT SEMEN GOAT DICK ASSHOLE DICKFACE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CUNT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! MOLDY TITS SCUMBAG PISS UP MY ARSE CUNTBUCKET CAMEL JOCKEY MONKEY SHIT CRAPPY CRAPMUNCHER FUCKER DYKE DELICIOUS CAKE BITCH REDSKIN TITTIES HELL HEIL HITLER! TOWELHEAD CUNNILINGUS PISS ARTIST DIPSHIT GOAT DICK BASTARD NIPPLES LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ARSE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BAT FUCK INSANE I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU WETBACK FELLATIO DAGO POTTYMOUTH GIVING HEAD BORDER HOPPER PUSSYLICKER LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! FLYING RAT'S ASS CHOAD KISSER BATHING SUIT AREA CHAV I RAPE WALRUSES! I WILL KILL YOU! TITTIES P'KANG SPICY CUNT FUCK ABO SON OF A BITCH RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN INBRED PISS BOLLOCKS ASSHAT DAMN WANK DAMN HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN HENTAI YUKY DOODY FAGGOT WIKIPEDIA MOZILLA FIREFOX GENITALIA FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BUNG-HOLE MOLDY TITS NECROPHILIA DOM DeLUISE HELL YOUR MOM ASSFACE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ASSWIPE DAMN FIST FUCK FAG DOUCHE NAZI 666 JACKASS SHIT DAMN HELL BITCH NEGRO RICK MORANIS BASTARD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMN RANDY TRAVIS SHITE SEX WALRUS SHIT COCK DOUCHE NIGNOG PISS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DUMBASS AUTOFELLATIO JACK ABRAMOFF DICKFACE GRINGO SUITCASE PENIS RAT'S ASS BEAVER NECROPHILIA JACKASS DEVELOPERS! TITS CHICKEN SHIT PISS EMO NAZI SHITSLINGING ASS FASCIST JACK ABRAMOFF SHIT BASTARD INBRED BIGNOSE RAT'S ASS BITCH SUCK A BIG DICK COCK DICKHEAD WINDOWS VISTA CUNNILINGUS SHITE MASTURBATION LOLCAT BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN DAMN IT TITS FEMADOM ASS SHITTY JACKASS PUSSY FOUR-EYES INCEST BORDER HOPPER SHITFACE PENIS ON A BUN FUCKFACE FIRECROTCH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI VAGINA TITS & DICKS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCK OFF DOUCHEBAG DOG SHIT DOUCHING TITWANK SEX DIPSHIT YOU WANKER CUNT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BUKKAKE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] BUTTFUCKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! PIECE OF SHIT FUCKTARD CLIT FIST FUCK CUNT BITCH COCK FLYING RAT'S ASS SHAKOPEE JACKASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DUMBASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASS SHITTY WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHITHEAD SAND NIGGER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! TRANNY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PRICK POMMIE FUCKING A BASTARD WINDOWS VISTA WANKSPLAT SOD OFF PISS ARTIST DICKFACE PEDOPHILIA WALRUS SHIT DICK IN A BOX CUNT FUCKFACE BOOBIES BIGNOSE PIG ORGASM NIPPLES BOOBS CUNTBUCKET FUCK CUNT FUCKWIT COCKSHITTER SAND NIGGER PISSHOLE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CHIGGER DAGO SHITE DAMMIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE [expletive deleted] CAMEL JOCKEY CHING CHONG CHINK DAMN WANKER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PISS OFF ARSE SHOOP DA WHOOP LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BITCH CONDOMS FUCKING A HATE HATE HAT FLYING FUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TOTAL POOPY DICKFACE GOD BLESS AMERICA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WIENER CUNTSWILLING CHENEY FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN PENISFUCK WHORE TUBA CUNTSWILLING HELL WOP ASSBANDIT INBRED SHIT FUCK YOU INCEST FUCKING ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GOD DAMMIT I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT BUKKAKE GO HOME AND DIE TURD STRAWBERRY ASS DILDO DOUCHE NAZI GENITALIA BITCH REDSKIN GOBSHITE FEMADOM YUKY DOODY BUTTFUCKER FUCKING A COCKSUCKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FEMADOM CUNT NAZI DICKHEAD BELLEND JACKASS SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER DOG FUCKER HOMO FUCK DOG FUCKER ASS CUNT SAND NIGGER POLACK WANK MORGAN TSVANGIRAI FLYING FUCK BITCH SHITTY SHITHEAD TWAT GANGBANG ASS TURD BASTARD WANKER INBRED HO SHITTY CLEVELAND STEAMER FOUR-EYES POMMIE FUCKTARD EPIDIDYMIS SHIT RAT'S ASS JENKEM ANUSCAKE WETBACK SUGARTITS VENEREAL DISEASE ASSHAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HI, BILLY MAYS HERE KIKE TITS RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE CHICKEN FRIES WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DAMNATION FUCKWIT INJUN CHICKEN FRIES CUNTSWILLING DAMN MARGARET THATCHER FUCK DICKFACE BUGGER OFF CHOAD CUNT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKFACE JERK OFF PIG HADJI COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CHOAD KAFFIR PEARL NECKLACE CUM SCROTUM TITTYWANK SHITE DICKFACE BUGGER ASSWIPE CRAPMUNCHER NORTH KOREA POLAK NECROPHILIA WANKER FUCKING FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SPIC SHITTING DICK NIPPLES REDNECK POLAK FUCKFACE LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT SHITCOCK CLEVELAND STEAMER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCKWIT SLOPE WANK BONER HONKY CLIT FUCK MARCH OF FLAMES PEDOPHILIA PISS CLEVELAND STEAMER FROG COCKSUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITFACE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCKFACE TWAT CHAV DONKEY DICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! YOU WANKER HORSE PENIS BOLLOCKS YOU WANKER BUTT-HEAD FUCKWIT PISS ARTIST FUCKER BULLSHIT ANAL SPANK THE MONKEY GOD DAMN FUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHITTY JACKASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DUMBASS AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING BRITNEY PICKANINNY BITCH BASTARD POLESMOKER A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! BUTTFUCKER JESSE McCARTNEY LET'S SHIT TURD FUCKHEAD PIG SHITFACE ANUSCAKE DAGO TWAT SCROTUM POLESMOKER JOHN ELWAY NIGGER JAP GOD DAMMIT BIRD SHIT TITWANK TWAT HAIL SATAN! BIRD SHIT CRAPMUNCHER WALRUS SHIT SIGMUND FREUD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKWIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CLIT ASSCRACK BIRD SHIT BOLLOCKS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKER GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE COCK FUCK HOT GRITS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DAMN IT FELCHING DICKFACE ASSHOLE FUCKING MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS POOPOO [Insert silly non-swear here] JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS PISS SON OF A BITCH HELL PISS COCK FUCK OFF BASTARD DIRTY SANCHEZ TITS SPANK THE MONKEY KRAUT GARBAGE DAY! CHENEY CRAPFUCKER BASTARD JERK OFF OH SHI– [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] YOU WANKER DICK KNOBJOCKEY CUNT FUCKBAG JIZZ DOUCHE NAZI SHIT SAND NIGGER DAMN IT DIPSHIT BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER CUNTBUCKET NAZI JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST POOPY FELCHING BITCH ASSRAPING CRACKER CUNTBUCKET RUSTY TROMBONE SPANK THE MONKEY DIPSHIT YID PEARL NECKLACE JACKASS SHIT CUNNILINGUS FUCK OFF TWAT GRAPE PENIS FELCHING ANAL SHITFACE JENKEM SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITFACE WANK CHOAD DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE LOGJAMMER FUCKING A HATE HATE HAT CUNT CRAPFUCKER BALLS FUCKTARD SHITHEAD SCUMBAG FUCK YOU SEX FENCE JUMPER CHIGGER DAMN GOBSHITE ASSCRACK SHITFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HITLER RAGHEAD GRIS TWISTY VAGINA WALRUS SHIT CRAPPY FELCHING SHITFACE BITCH BITCH MOLDY TITS COLGATE TAFFY BITCH ASSWIPE PENIS DOUCHEBAG ORGASM GENITALIA FUCKSTAIN BIRD IN THE HOUSE BITCH SCUMBUCKET SCUMBAG SOD FUCK HELL SHITTY GARBAGE DAY! SHAKOPEE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JUNGLE BUNNY GYPSY FUCKSTAIN SUGARTITS FAG GOBSHITE [expletive deleted] BAD MOTHERFUCKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! WHORE BUTT-HOLE ASS FASHION BUG FUCK ASSCRACK CUNTYMINTS FUCK OFF BUTTFUCKER SON OF A BITCH SON OF A BITCH COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WANKSPLAT CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITE SHITFACE SHIT POTTYMOUTH WANK GENITALIA DIPSHIT BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU BOOBS FUCK YOU INJUN PISS OFF RAT'S COCK DOUCHE REBECCA BLACK O CANADA FUCK YOU WANKSPLAT SHITE DUMBASS PISS OFF MY ASS GO HOME AND DIE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS STRAWBERRY ASS ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCK TAMPON IN MY ASS HELL JACKASS BOYCOTT VIACOM! PRICK TITS GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE WANK WARNER MUSIC GROUP BORDER HOPPER SHITHEAD DUMBASS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SHITBALLS BUGGER JERRY SAGGY TITS BOOBIES BITCH FUCK OFF MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITSKIN INBRED WHORE FELCHING FRENCH TICKLER BELGIUM COCK FRIG ASSHOLE DOUCHING CRAPPY SHITTY MONKEY BALLS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSRAPING and with the WANK and his SHITCOCK of girraffes in which INBRED while reading about YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BITCH also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCK OFF