Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's TURD'SHITTY'COCKSHITTER'JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS'JUNGLE BUNNY'FUCKFACE'PISS ARTIST Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a DICKFACE look at the KNOBJOCKEY talk page of this FELCHING article for notes or discussion before RAT'S ASS editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DIPSHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSRAPING characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GO HOME AND DIE, sudden FUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FELCHMONKEY or BASTARD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCK YOU way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may NEGRO include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FLAMEVIPER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HONKY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GOBSHITE FELCHING words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CLEVELAND STEAMER utterFUCKance of socially COCKSHITTER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSWIPE television programs to address BEANER Tourette's syndrome.

GIVING HEAD Tourette's is ASSCRACK not to be NORTH KOREA confused with AMERICA ONLINE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying RAT'S COCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CLIT random FUDGEPACKER disorientation, culturally-FUCKFACE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSFACE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CLEVELAND STEAMER language, PUSSY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKFACE souvenir shoppes and massive ASSHAT quantities WANK of ANAL DIABETES WOODPECKERSHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A SHIT Polite Note to the ASS Author:

The ASS FASCIST Tourette's NIGGER TITS Research Institute was I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! founded to NICARAGUA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKTARD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BLISTERING BARNACLES article DONALD RUMSFELD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKHEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WANK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MOTHERFUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS Tourrette's sufferers JOHNNY swear. You can ASSFACE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK YOU TV, for always focusing on the FRITZ bad side of a terrible GRINGO thing.
• The main JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GANGBANG involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'RAT'S COCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM knee CUNT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DIPSHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ORANGE TURTLE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BOB SAGET school for GRINGO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CHIGGER sufferers to become ASSFACE manically depressed and ABO commit MARCH OF FLAMES suicide.
• There is no TITS cure, and the MOTHERFUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the WIKIPEDIA tics often have adverse BASTARD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DOUCHING perodol" which caused my entire TITS & DICKS body to go TOSSER numb and FUCKFACE basically made it NIGGA! worse than PUSSYLICKER it is without the TWAT drug.

I am an active member of a SHITE tourette syndrome DICK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating KAFFIR the TITWANK public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKHEAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITFUCKER sorry for BUTTFUCKER "hi-jacking" your PECKERHEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BRUSH MA TEETH this that really FUCKHEAD annoys me. I am working towards a DICKWAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TAMPONS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CROTCH, and making fun of a BUTT PIRATE horrible disorder is (not) SHITFACE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ARSE time.

Best DOUCHE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKFACE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA IS CAPITALIST reply

As PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CAPITALISM Westerners show is not an DEMOCRACY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONASTERIES degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBET countries. When showing RIGHT WING right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIVER CRABS SUCK in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHRISTIANITY byproduct of your TAIWAN capitalist society MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!.

Li Chiang “MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!” Wen

P.S. 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT Regards to Andrew CUNT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The FUCKFACE bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITCOCK punch him if you SHITE want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock BRITAIN offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this CONDOMS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CECIL JOHN RHODES put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SCUMBAG saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my BUTTFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine GO HOME AND DIE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are VAGINA and DAGO playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) VAGINA BAND WITH 4 INBRED MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CROTCH HORSE! GO HOME AND DIE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO GO HOME AND DIE'S HOUSE

How FUCKTARD to REDNECK cure DONKEY DICK the ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT Tourette's NIGGER TITS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment JACKASS for SHITHEAD Tourette's FUCKFACE Syndrome SHITPISSER is DOG SHIT following BALLS these LAKE TITICACA rules BUTTFUCKER in FELLATIO order:

• 1: Avoid JACKASS immature SHITFACE little HELL kids,
• 2: Count to SHITHEAD within SEMEN 10 BLOWJOBseconds,
• 3: Do not open your LIMEY FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER nor BUGGER OFF talk,
• 4: Tell FUCKING yourself you WOP don't pen0r have RUSKIE this CUNT CRAPPER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PISSHOLE WITH NASTY BOOBIES DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BIG FOOT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the GO HOME AND DIE last straw GOBSHITE!

I fucking put DICKHEAD' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKTARD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at INJUN the TOP OF PISS ARTIST THIS FEMADOM ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be REDNECK offensive. HO. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASSCRACK people who try PRICK to battle WANK'SHITSKIN that tight-ass TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE 17-year-DICKHEAD—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ASS FASCIST it now, but someone said ORGASM' CUNT I RAPE WALRUSES!'BORDER HOPPER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING RAT'S COCK is a laughing FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK matter. Plus there LAKE TITICACA was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HORSE SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are INBRED articles GRIS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM stuff. So SHIT that means RAPE stop getting mad at the FUCKING FUCKFUCKER first part too and DAMN IT talking about the SAND NIGGER letter that it's JACKASS SHIT mocking (what ARSE letter? I don't even know what FUCK YOU the heck you're talking about). Adrian PEDOPHILIA hi self JACKASS even made a really HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS good point. "It's SHIT nothing more GIVING HEAD from a head nod to a POMMIE knee tick". JACKASS. Which I'll add ASSWIPE onto ASSHOLE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't EXTRA LONG PENIS suffer that KIKE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CLIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BRITNEY be, because if I were a FAG Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BITCH hilarious. If you HOMO Want facts, go on SHITE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HENTAI be offended, don't read OH SHI– the freaking JAP article anyway.

TESTICLE CHOKE FUCK OFF POLACK COON DAMMIT SHITE STEVE BALLMER JESSE McCARTNEY FRIG MOTHERFUCKER

NIPPLES WHORE QUEEF BOON DOUCHEBAG FUCKHEAD BOOBIES DOG FUCKER FEMADOM AY-AY-AY CLEMEN TACO BONER PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKHEAD FUCK A DUCK FLAMING ASS BADGER TIMBER NIGGER BASTARD FEWMETS SHITFUCKER SHITHEAD ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BAD MOTHERFUCKER BUTT PIRATE FUCKWIT ASS ASSFACE DAMN SON OF A BITCH SON OF A BITCH ASS MOCCASINS MOTHERFUCKER GENITALIA ASSCRACK I WILL END YOU! DAMMIT PISSHOLE BALLS WIGGER NIPPLES CUNT COCKSUCKER AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! MALARKY GARBAGE DAY! FLYING FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER POLESMOKER GOBSHITE FRIG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JACKASS SHIT ARSE GOBSHITE BUGGER OFF MOTHERFUCKER COON TRANNY BITCH CLEMEN CUM TWAT WALRUS SHIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! ASSRAPING BENCH PRESS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! TURD BANGKOK BUKKAKE COCKSHITTER PISS OFF FUCKWIT BUTT PIRATE CRAPFUCKER FUCKING BONG AUTOFELLATIO FUCK BULLSHIT CUNT CRAPPER FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING WANKSPLAT BULLCRAP DICKLICK BALLS POOPOO GOBSHITE COON JACKASS SHIT BUTTFUCKER PUSSY WOP JIZZ SCUMBAG FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK GOD DAMN JIZZ NAZI SOD BASTARD TITS FUCK YOU RAT'S ASS SUCK MY COCK YOU WANKER ASS WANK FUCKTARD PIG ASS BIGNOSE JACK ABRAMOFF NECROPHILIA FUCKTARD NIPPLES O CANADA I’M GOING TO FUCKING BURY THAT GUY, I HAVE DONE IT BEFORE, AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN, I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FROG'S FAT ASS DOUCHETITS CHING CHONG CHINK MASTURBATION BULLSHIT DOG FUCKER SOD ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER MARGARET THATCHER YOU WANKER ASSCRACK ASSHOLE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SPANK THE MONKEY PENISBIRD FUCK SHITTY CHING CHONG CHINK SHAKOPEE BITCH KAFFIR SEMEN SUITCASE PENIS QUEEF SHIT BITCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DOG SHIT FUCKSTAIN CHOAD KISSER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE COON QUEEF MONKEY'S UNCLE TOTAL BUKKAKE CRACKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FELLATIO SON OF A BITCH EXTRA LONG PENIS DICKHEAD GOD DAMMIT HOMO FUCKHEAD MOCKIE WILLY WONKA FUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CUNTING ASSCRACK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DONKEY DICK FUCKHEAD FLAMEVIPER WIKIPEDIA PISS ARTIST SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GYPSY COCKGOBLIN YOGHURT CANNON GO HOME AND DIE CUNTBUCKET SHITFUCKER FUCK JACKASS SHIT HADJI SHITTY GANGBANG SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CROTCH DIPSHIT SHITTY TURD POOPY SHIT CUNT VAGINA LET'S SHIT SHITHEAD POLAK FUCK FENCE JUMPER NORTH KOREA PRICK JIZZ ARSE FUCKWIT NIPPLES POMMIE BUTT PIRATE NIPPLES JACKASS SON OF A BITCH SHITSLINGING SMEG I WILL END YOU! BASTARD PISS ARTIST ASSFACE SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKER SHIT TITMOUSE TIMBER NIGGER FUCKFACE CUM HAPPINESS CUNNILINGUS BALL SACK DUNE COON ASSCRACK ASSHAT FUCKWIT YOU WANKER MOTHERFUCKER KNOBJOCKEY LET'S SHIT BITCH FELLATIO BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DAMN GOD DAMMIT SHITBALLS BELLEND BUTTFUCKER MORGAN TSVANGIRAI SHITSLINGING DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! LIMEY BULLCRAP PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WANK NORTH KOREA FUCK YOU FUCK YOU WANKER TENTACLE RAPE BUTTFUCKER FUCKING A TWAT REDNECK MOTHERFUCKER KNOBJOCKEY COMMUNIST DILDO WETBACK JACK OFF COLGATE DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CRACKER FIRECROTCH WANK GRAPE PENIS DAMN PENIS SHITE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CUNTRAG FUCKTARD BULLSHIT BUTT-HOLE KIKE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HOMO ASSRAPING HYPERINFLATION SAGGY TITS BOLLOCKS SHITCOCK TESTICLE CHOKE BASTARD FROG NEGRO BALLS MOSES JACK OFF FUCK HELL DOG FUCKER HADJI DYKE FIRECROTCH DONKEY PUNCHER SUCK MY DICK HONKY DUMBASS DYKE NIPPLES FLYING FUCK P'KANG BRUSH MA TEETH GO HOME AND DIE REDNECK ARSEBADGERS REBECCA BLACK SPIC ASSFACE JIGGABOO ANAL CHICKEN SHIT FUCKFACE DAMN IT SUGARTITS DOUCHING CLUSTERFUCK GOATSE MAMA MIA CUNT ASS I DON'T HAVE AIDS JIZZ ASSHOLE YOU WANKER TITTIES DOUCHE BONG DUMBASS SUCK MY DICK CUNT SHITFACE INBRED CLUSTERFUCK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! NORTH KOREA VENEREAL DISEASE BASTARD FUCK YOU SIGMUND FREUD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP POOPOO DONKEY DICK CONAN O'BRIAN CUNNILINGUS ROSIE O'DONNELL FAG FUCK YOU SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HELL THONG TASTER FUCKSTAIN CLUSTERFUCK GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY BONER BOOBS FUCK A DUCK CLUSTERFUCK BITCH RAGHEAD PISS TWAT SCUMBUCKET SLOPE SHITE FELLATIO LET'S SHIT DILDO CUNT COCKGOBLIN GOBSHITE FUCK YOU SHITE PISS ASSHAT JUNGLE BUNNY BASTARD BASTARD RUSTY TROMBONE TITS ASS LICKER FUCKER RAPE SCUMBUCKET QUEEF BELGIUM FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS WHITE PEOPLE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS PISS JIGGABOO MARY WHITEHOUSE FRITZ GOATSE ASSFACE FUCK WIGGER RAT'S ASS REDNECK ASS LICKER LHASA YOU WANKER FUCKER SON OF A BITCH TIBET DAMN BITCH BEANER PENIS ON A STICK FUCKHEAD JACK OFF CLUSTERFUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WIENER NAZI ASSWIPE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA POLACK GANGBANG SCUMBAG HELLFUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER BIRD SHIT ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKING JUMP! JUNGLE BUNNY CHIGGER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! TONY LA RUSSA OSTRICH MY ASS PISS ARTIST SHITSKIN TITTYWANK DICKWAD ASS RAT'S COCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASS CHENEY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MALARKY BOLLOCKS BIRD SHIT JIZZ BITCH OH SHI– ART METAL PRODUCTS BASTARD SHITBALLS CLIT ASSCRACK JACKASS D'OH I'LL RAPE YOU BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHITTY YUKY DOODY FUCK OFF POOPOO BASTARD FUCKING A BASTARD FROG VAGINA FUCKER ASSBANDIT CUNT ALF MOTHERFUCKER BIGNOSE FUCK OFF FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BASTARD BITCH HELL CONDOMS CRAP CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BASTARD PUNANI WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCK CONDOMS WIGGER RECTUM RAIDER DOT HEAD YOU WANKER SPUNK FUCK TACO ASS BOYCOTT VIACOM! ROSIE O'DONNELL COCK PISS UP MY ARSE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BOB SAGET JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK STRAWBERRY ASS BALLS MOCKIE OLD CHRIST OF A FUCKSTAIN KIKE TWAT BUKKAKE SEX CHOAD CUNTBUCKET PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S ASS ARSEBADGERS JOHN ELWAY SHIT AUTOFELLATIO WIGGER DUMBASS NAZI BEAVER COCKSMOKER NIGGER DOG SHIT FUDGEPACKER FAGGOT MALARKY BITCH COCK GOD DAMMIT CHIGGER BULLSHIT BUGGER ASSFACE DAMMIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GOD DAMMIT SOD HORSE SHIT ASSHOLE POLAK DICKLICK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CHINK PISS CROTCH BIRD SHIT POOPOO LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS VAGINA FUCK SUGARTITS SUGARTITS MOCKIE SHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT RANDY TRAVIS DUMBASS SON OF A BITCH GRAPE PENIS QUEEF DAMN IT SHIT INJUN FUCKER FELCHING CRAP ON A STICK DUMBASS DONKEY DICK MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHEBAG MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BAD MOTHERFUCKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SPUNK FUCK WANK TITTIES BASTARD NIPPLES ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA THONG TASTER WANKSPLAT KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 MACACA SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ANAL FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DICKWAD WIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE DAMN IT WOP TURD ASSHOLE TITS CLEMEN DAMMIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WINDOWS VISTA AUTOFELLATIO MILF NAZI DICK CHICKEN NECROPHILIA SHITFACE BUKKAKE GOD DAMMIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM NIGGER TITS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TITWANK FELLATIO 666 COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK YOU DICKHEAD CUNT WOP GYPSY SPUNK TWAT JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKWIT GIVING HEAD HELLFIRE ASSFACE GOATSE ASSHOLE WINDOWS VISTA ASS DOUCHE NAZI COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SON OF A BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! CHOAD KISSER BASTARD WINDOWS VISTA DICK CHICKEN POO POO BLOWJOB HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DAMN CHIGGER WANK CUM SPANK THE MONKEY ASSHAT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA GOD DAMN FUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS ASS LICKER FUCKWIT FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITSLINGING DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DOUCHEBAG GOD DAMN ASSFACE HO SHIT WETBACK HO NAZI ANAL DIABETES PISS NORTH KOREA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DIPSHIT FEWMETS DAMN IT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITSLINGING SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCKHEAD BUTTFUCKER DICKHEAD TACO BOOBIES ART METAL PRODUCTS I RAPE WALRUSES! SPANK THE MONKEY CHENEY DUMBASS DAMN IT ASS BIG FOOT BLUMPKIN SHITTY GYPSY SEX BITCH BITCH DAMN IT ASS JOHNNY SUCK A BIG DICK FUCK KNOBJOCKEY TITWANK DOUCHE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER JERK OFF FU SPANG DUMBASS SHITSLINGING BUTT PIRATE HORSE SHIT MOCKIE CROTCH BALL SACK ASSHAT BALL SACK CRAPPY FUCKFACE SPUNK REDNECK DAMN TITS & DICKS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BEAVER HENTAI DUMBASS SOD OFF SHITE BULLSHIT SHIT FUCK RAGHEAD SCROTUM JACKASS FIST FUCK CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE THONG TASTER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER KIKE CUNTRAG WANK SAMUEL L. JACKSON 30 CASES OF PICKLES DICKHEAD TWO-INCH PENIS DONKEY PUNCHER PEDOPHILIA DAMN FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DAMN CUNNILINGUS QUEEF BRITNEY JAP HAIL SATAN! SCUMBUCKET DAMN PRICK PIECE OF SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER DOUCHING DAMMIT TIT SPRINKLES BEAVER BULLSHIT BULLSHIT INCEST MASTURBATION FUDGEPACKER FUCK FELLATIO BUGFUCK SAND NIGGER DOG SHIT TRANNY SHITFUCKER DILDO COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BALLS GYPSY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCK OFF FENCE JUMPER CUNT CRAPPER FUCKING A ASSCRACK PUSSY PENIS RUSTY TROMBONE DOUCHE GOOK DAMN ARSE BULLSHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BUGFUCK DICKHEAD DOG FUCKER YOU WANKER PEDOPHILIA RAT'S ASS FRITZ CARPET MUNCHER SHIT POMMIE SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKSTAIN LONGCAT IS LONG PISS BULLSHIT BALLS FRAK JOHNNY JACKASS REDNECK CLIT FUCKING JUMP! 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GENITALIA WANK SHIT BUTT PIRATE TOWELHEAD MR WINKLER IS GAY BUTTFUCKER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS THIS IS A RARE SWEAR SHITCOCK TWAT SOD OFF HOSER GOD DAMN ASSFACE LONGCAT IS LONG BOLLOCKS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DYKE DICK TWAT AUTOFELLATIO NIGNOG FUCKING CUNNILINGUS WANK FUCKHEAD DAGO RAT'S ASS AAAAAAAAA! FEMADOM JUNGLE BUNNY ORGASM SHITSLINGING GOD DAMN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD NIPPLES CLEVELAND STEAMER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BBBBBBBBB! CUNT NIGGER POLAK BEANER JUNGLE BUNNY INBRED BIRD SHIT CHOAD KISSER SHITBALLS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DILDO INBRED COCKSTUFFER PRICK TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKWIT LAKE TITICACA PEEPEE MOTHERFUCKER BIGNOSE FUCKTARD FUCKWIT VAGINA FUCKING A DICK ASS EPIDIDYMIS JERK OFF BIGNOSE YOU WANKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER BEAVER PIGFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ARSE ANUSCAKE BALLS WIENER FENCE JUMPER CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKHEAD MONKEY SHIT PENIS SUCK MY COCK FUCKHEAD LIMEY SCROTUM ASS TIT SPRINKLES BOOBIES SHITFUCKER DICKLICK WANK INCEST EPIDIDYMIS LENS CRAFTERS FUCK FUCK TESTICLE CHOKE EXTRA LONG PENIS ASS GOD DAMN BEAVER RAT'S ASS DAMN DARTH VADER SHOOP DA WHOOP SAMUEL L. JACKSON HEIL HITLER! SHITBALLS BITCH CUNT CUM DICKWAD CLEMEN LIMEY FUDGEPACKER FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU PENIS JACKASS CUNT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCK CUNT DIPSHIT BIGNOSE DICKFACE FUCK YOU CHOAD BUTT-HEAD DILDO ARSE ASSCRACK PISS HO FUCK OFF BIGNOSE SHITCOCK MOLDY TITS DICKLICK COCKSHITTER FUCKING CUNT FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD HORSE SHIT PUSSY MOTHERFUCKER TWISTY VAGINA WIGGER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CHIGGER KNOBJOCKEY WOP SHITTING DICK NIPPLES Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DOUCHETITS and with the JUSTIN BIEBER and his COCK of girraffes in which PEDOPHILIA while reading about JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DESU also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DICKFACE