Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's GOBSHITE'DICKFACE'BASTARD'FUCKFACE'SHITE'BASTARD'JACKASS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITCOCK neurochemical FUCK disorder GANGBANG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BEAVER, sudden ASSCRACK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JUNGLE BUNNY or YID vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MOTHERFUCKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BOYCOTT VIACOM! way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKFACE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken INBRED by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNTBUCKET WHORE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DAMN IT utterFUCKance of socially BITCH objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKFACE television programs to address DIPSHIT Tourette's syndrome.

BLUE PENIS! Tourette's is WIGGER not to be FUCK YOU confused with FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GOD DAMMIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves COON random ASSCRACK disorientation, culturally-PORCUPINE'S BALLS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth KAFFIR outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HEIL HITLER! language, PUSSYLICKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MOZILLA FIREFOX CUM of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PICKANINNY souvenir shoppes and massive TOTAL quantities GOD DAMMIT of ANAL DIABETES NEGRO garbage.

Darnit.

A SCUMBAG Polite Note to the WANK Author:

The ASSHAT Tourette's PRICK Research Institute was SPANK THE MONKEY founded to BITCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have COCKSTUFFER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BLOWJOB article REDNECK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKTARD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TITS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PISS ARTIST.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKING A Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of POMMIE Tourrette's sufferers FUCK YOU swear. You can EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK OFF TV, for always focusing on the TESTICLE CHOKE bad side of a terrible DICK thing.
• The main FUCKSTAIN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MONKEY SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BIRD IN THE HOUSE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TARTAR SAUCE knee EPIDIDYMIS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BUTTFUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNT school for HENTAI something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BUTT PIRATE sufferers to become RAT'S ASS manically depressed and BELLEND commit TWAT suicide.
• There is no FUCKTARD cure, and the DIPSHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the BUKKAKE tics often have adverse DONKEY PUNCHER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! perodol" which caused my entire PEEPEE body to go PAKI numb and CHIGGER basically made it NIGGA! worse than REDSKIN it is without the TWAT drug.

I am an active member of a JACK OFF tourette syndrome HOLY DUMB FUCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating I WILL KILL YOU! the DICK TITS public view of Tourettes as a "DOUCHEBAG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS sorry for DICK "hi-jacking" your GOD DAMN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKING A this that really ASSHOLE annoys me. I am working towards a ASSCRACK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCK NUGGET article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BIRD IN THE HOUSE, and making fun of a MALARKY horrible disorder is (not) FUCKWIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DICK time.

Best DOG SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASSHAT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PRINCE PHILIP reply

As GOOGLE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DEMOCRACY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DALAI LAMA Westerners show is not an RIGHT WING effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of KOREA LOVER degenerate capitalist culture in those NORTH KOREA countries. When showing MELAMINE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries MONGOLIANS leadership, those problems does not FALUN GONG occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST byproduct of your PANCHEN LAMA capitalist society PROXY SITES.

Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen

P.S. SUCK MY COCK Regards to Andrew PORCH MONKEY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIV NEGATIVE reply

The PEEPEE bastard who wrote this article. You can CHOAD punch him if you DICKHEAD want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE offensive stuff. I ask that you LGBT RIGHTS remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with KU KLUX KLAN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MARGARET THATCHER saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my GOD DAMMIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BEAVER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKING and PISSHOLE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with GO COUNT YOUR DICK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BAND WITH 4 FUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKER HORSE! BEAVER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BEAVER'S HOUSE

How TITTIES to SPICY CUNT FUCK cure NIGGER the FUCKING Tourette's DOUCHE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment RAT'S ASS for WANK Tourette's FUCKTARD Syndrome ANUSCAKE is PENIS following LOGJAMMER these BULLSHIT rules ART METAL PRODUCTS in OSTRICH MY ASS order:

• 1: Avoid ASSHAT immature NIGGER little CARPET MUNCHER kids,
• 2: Count to STEVE BALLMER within I AM CORNHOLIO! 10 FIRECROTCHseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CONDOMS MONKEY SHIT JOHNNY nor SHITTY talk,
• 4: Tell DAGO yourself you IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

don't KIKE have GENITALIA this TRANNY disease,

• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MALARKY WITH NASTY FUCKWIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S YID FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BEAVER last straw SHITE!

I fucking put WANK' my comment at the TOP OF THE DOODIE HEAD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS the TOP OF CONAN O'BRIAN THIS YID ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FRED PHELPS offensive. PISS OFF MY ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CLIT people who try WHITE PEOPLE to battle JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK'TITTIES that tight-ass HONKY 17-year-MOTHERFUCKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find HOT GRITS it now, but someone said CARPET MUNCHER' JOHNNY PUSSYLICKER'TOSSER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CLUSTERFUCK is a laughing WOMEN'S RIGHTS matter. Plus there NIGGER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HO Uncyclopedia, there are DIPSHIT articles STEVE BALLMER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BOON stuff. So SHITE that means BOOBS stop getting mad at the DICKWAD first part too and RAT'S ASS talking about the BORDER HOPPER letter that it's TITS mocking (what TOURETTE'S IS FUN letter? I don't even know what FUCKWIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian DYKE hi self WANK even made a really WETBACK good point. "It's DICKHEAD nothing more BUTT-HOLE from a head nod to a FUCKSTAIN knee tick". GOBSHITE. Which I'll add I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL onto BUTTFUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DAMMIT suffer that TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASSHAT be, because if I were a POOPY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SUCK MY COCK hilarious. If you RAT'S COCK Want facts, go on EAT MY SHIT! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BOOBIES be offended, don't read MOTHERFUCKER the freaking BLISTERING BARNACLES article anyway.

ASS DUMBASS BULLCRAP COCKSHITTER KAFFIR JESSE McCARTNEY CHAV NIGNOG HOMO WIKIPEDIA

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SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASS PISS OFF MY ASS WANK GOD BLESS AMERICA NAZI SHITTY GOD DAMMIT TITS BALLS 1984 POTTYMOUTH JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ANAL MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD SHITFACE TITWANK CHOAD KISSER CUM FUCK NUGGET BORDER HOPPER ARSE PISS OFF FUCKSTAIN BOOBIES SHITE DICKFACE PEARL NECKLACE FUCKFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! INBRED DOUCHING DIRTY SANCHEZ SPICY CUNT FUCK YOU WANKER SHITTY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA REDNECK BULLSHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HELL DICKWAD ASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM HELL BELLEND CLUSTERFUCK MASTURBATION CHOAD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PISS ARTIST TIMBER NIGGER BAT FUCK INSANE WANK WARNER MUSIC GROUP BANGKOK KIKE JAP WOP DONALD RUMSFELD RAPE FUDGEPACKER TURD ASSCRACK CRAPPY YOU WANKER CROTCH NORTH KOREA FUCKFACE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITCOCK RAPE KAFFIR CRAP I'LL RAPE YOU CUNTYMINTS KNOBJOCKEY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CHOAD BUTTFUCKER BALL SACK WANK TITTIES LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! 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DOUCHE FUCKFACE BITCH TITS BUGGER OFF [EXPLETIVE] CHRISTHUMPER TITS & DICKS BLISTERING BARNACLES DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BOOBIES ARSE WANK CHRISTHUMPER SHITSLINGING JOHNNY TRANNY YOU WANKER TURD TESTICLE CHOKE TITMOUSE CUNT BOB SAGET CUNT PISS OFF CUNT RAT'S ASS DONGSHOVER CROTCH DAMN CC PLZ FUCK YOU COCKSMOKER WIENER YUKY DOODY CRAPMUNCHER SPIC LOGJAMMER CUNT CRAPPER SHITHEAD CARPET MUNCHER DICKFACE WIKIPEDIA FUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA RAT'S ASS TURD ANUSCAKE SHIT FUCKWIT WANK CRAPFUCKER NIGGER TITS GO COUNT YOUR DICK SIGMUND FREUD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CARPET MUNCHER ASSCRACK MACACA CUNT WETBACK ABO PISS FUCKING MOCCASINS DICKHEAD ASSCRACK BITCH DUMBASS SHITTY KRAUT FELCHMONKEY CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BITCH ARSE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ARSEBADGERS FUCK DICKLICK LENS CRAFTERS TRANNY SHIT THERE IS A CABAL MASTURBATION FUCKING NIGGER BORDER HOPPER DAGO BASTARD BULLCRAP BIRD IN THE HOUSE CUNT FUCK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS TRANNY RIVER CRABS SUCK CAMEL FUCKER NIPPLES IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BAT FUCK INSANE DUNE COON POTTYMOUTH BULLSHIT CHAV COCKSMOKER NECROPHILIA ANAL BALLS BITCH ASSCRACK BRITAIN JOHN ELWAY HELL 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BALL SACK ASS IN SACREMENT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! JOHNNY RAT'S ASS PENIS SHITTY ARSE CRAPPY BASTARD SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT FUCKWIT BUTTFUCKER JENKEM SHIT SUGAR FUCKING BANGKOK WHORE TOSSER MILF SEX TRANNY GO HOME AND DIE ASSWIPE BOON I WILL END YOU! CHOAD COCKSMOKER WANK DICK TITS BANGKOK KAFFIR INCEST JOHNNY DICKWAD SHIT GOD DAMN DOT HEAD SPIC HENTAI FUCKHEAD SCROTUM Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DIPSHIT SON OF A BITCH FELLATIO PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN CHIGGER DONKEY DICK BASTARD DEVELOPERS! BOLLOCKS PISS ARTIST DOODIE HEAD PRICK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HOSER EUROIPODS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TUBA PAKI KIKE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HORSE SHIT PRICK ASSFACE [Insert swear here] FLAMING ASS BADGER BALLS TURD FUCKING NIPPLES FUCK SHIT VAGINA PISS UP MY ARSE THONG TASTER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PISS OFF WIGGER DAMN GENITALIA BELGIUM PENISFUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON RAGHEAD DICKFACE BASTARD COON PEDOPHILIA CUNT BUGGER OFF CHENEY LOGJAMMER BOB SAGET WETBACK ASSHOLE TACO suck my mothers HELLFIRE WANKSPLAT PIECE OF SHIT MALL SANTA SAGGY TITS MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS ASSWIPE CRAPMUNCHER CLUSTERFUCK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKING NIPPLES STEVE BALLMER AY-AY-AY suck my mothers HOLY DUMB FUCK CTHULHU FHTAGN HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS KAFFIR BITCH POTTYMOUTH TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! NAZI BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKSTAIN NIGNOG BASTARD BASTARD NAZI BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TOSSER NIGGER BONG YUKY DOODY Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKSTAIN and with the ORGASM and his BASTARD of girraffes in which CHIGGER while reading about JUNGLE BUNNY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DAMN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• JERK OFF