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For those without HOMO comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FIST FUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder DICKHEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid LET'S SHIT, sudden DICKLICK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CHUFF or DOG FUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSHAT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MOTHERFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BUTT-FOR-BRAINS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BASTARD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITFACE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HOMO SHITFACE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WANK utterFUCKance of socially JACKASS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SEX television programs to address PISS OFF Tourette's syndrome.

BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA Tourette's is JUNGLE BUNNY not to be COCK confused with FUCKING Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GIVING HEAD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK OFF random PAKI disorientation, culturally-CUNTYMINTS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FELLATIO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DAMN language, PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HADJI souvenir shoppes and massive SHITE quantities COCKGOBLIN of ANAL DIABETES SPIC garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITSKIN Polite Note to the ASS Author:

The DAGO Tourette's FUCKSTAIN Research Institute was JESSE McCARTNEY founded to DAMN IT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK A DUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BITCH article MASTURBATION funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and POOPY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or GO COUNT YOUR DICK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance D'OH.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PISS OFF MY ASS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of VAGINA Tourrette's sufferers CUNT swear. You can BUTTFUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CAPTAIN CRUNCH TV, for always focusing on the FRAK bad side of a terrible FLYING FUCK thing.
  • The main INJUN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HO involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CAMEL FUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CLEMEN knee FUCKBAG NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is NAZI no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TWAT school for ASSHOLE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BITCH sufferers to become DICK TITS manically depressed and DIPSHIT commit BOOBIES suicide.
  • There is no MOTHERFUCKER cure, and the FUCKFACE drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK YOU tics often have adverse GENITALIA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna LENS CRAFTERS perodol" which caused my entire WIENER body to go SUGARTITS numb and RUSTY TROMBONE basically made it NIGGA! worse than CRAPFUCKER it is without the GOD BLESS AMERICA drug.

I am an active member of a COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT tourette syndrome ART METAL PRODUCTS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PISS OFF the MILF public view of Tourettes as a "CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BASTARD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FEWMETS sorry for FUCKING A "hi-jacking" your CLUSTER FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASS this that really JOHN SMILEY FACE annoys me. I am working towards a CRAPMUNCHER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FROG article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DAMMIT, and making fun of a PEDOPHILIA horrible disorder is (not) PORCH MONKEY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your RAT'S COCK time.

Best PUSSYLICKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “VAGINA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA IS CAPITALIST reply

As CHINA IS CAPITALIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DEMOCRACY Westerners show is not an MINORITIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those MONASTERIES countries. When showing 1984 right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust HUMAN RIGHTS in countries COMMUNISM IS STUPID leadership, those problems does not COMMUNISM IS STUPID occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GRASS MUD HORSE byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society BELGIUM.

Li Chiang “MELAMINE” Wen

P.S. SOD Regards to Andrew SOD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean SALISBURY reply

The FUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNT punch him if you BOON want to.

As a MUGABE HAS AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SCROTUM saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How O KURWA! to COCK cure SON OF A BITCH the CUNT Tourette's YOU WANKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CAMEL JOCKEY for MACACA Tourette's SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH Syndrome NECROPHILIA is CANNED QUOTE following DYKE these JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE rules BASTARD in DICKFACE order:

  • 1: Avoid NAZI immature WANK little FUCKING FUCKFUCKER kids,
  • 2: Count to NAZI within SHITHEAD 10 BOONseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your JIZZ AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SNUFF PORN nor ASSWIPE talk,
  • 4: Tell MARGARET THATCHER yourself you CUNTBUCKET don't SHUT UP, MEG! have HOMO this POO POO BLOWJOB disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ALF WITH NASTY FAGGOT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the LET'S SHIT last straw JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS!

I fucking put SCUMBAG' my comment at the TOP OF THE HELL PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at GOOK the TOP OF POMMIE THIS FRITZ ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JUNGLE BUNNY offensive. ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to JACKASS SHIT people who try DICKFACE to battle FUCKER'CUNT that tight-ass SPUNK 17-year-{{expletive|1}—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find RANDY TRAVIS it now, but someone said PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS' BOOBS WIENER'SHITE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKSTAIN is a laughing ANUSCAKE matter. Plus there TITWANK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCK NUGGET Uncyclopedia, there are POOPOO articles ASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching POTTYMOUTH stuff. So FUCK OFF that means DILDO stop getting mad at the WIKIPEDIA first part too and WANK talking about the LIMEY letter that it's ASS mocking (what WANK letter? I don't even know what AUTOFELLATIO the heck you're talking about). Adrian suck my mothers hi self BONER even made a really FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK good point. "It's JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS nothing more ALEX TREBEK from a head nod to a FROG'S FAT ASS knee tick". SHIT. Which I'll add WETBACK onto POOPY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TITTYWANK suffer that CUNT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCK YOU it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DIPSHIT be, because if I were a FUCKBAG Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article WANK hilarious. If you BLISTERING BARNACLES Want facts, go on DAMMIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SCROTUM be offended, don't read TAFFY the freaking WANK article anyway.

ANUSCAKE FUCKFACE HELLFUCKER TITTIES BULLSHIT 666 FOREIGN CURRENCY PRICK QUEEF

ASS MARCH OF FLAMES COMMUNIST DILDO TWAT DICKHEAD HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITBALLS GIVING HEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DOT HEAD ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DOUCHETITS FUCKWIT HELL SHITHEAD RAT'S COCK CUM DOUCHEBAG PISS ARTIST BUTT-HEAD DAMN NEGRO ASS POMMIE BOB SAGET SAMUEL L. JACKSON PASTURE BLISTERING BARNACLES ALF MOTHERFUCKER BITCH MASTURBATION CRAP CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK TOWELHEAD FRAK BASTARD BALL SACK GOD DAMMIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS HADJI HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TITS ASSHOLE ASSCRACK FUCKTARD PISS BITCH DICK CHICKEN CLEVELAND STEAMER RAPE NIGGER TITS VENEREAL DISEASE TOSSER PUSSYLICKER HORSE SHIT CHENEY RAPE FUCKING A DIRTY SANCHEZ NICARAGUA ASSHAT SHITFACE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST WIENER DAMMIT JACKASS ASS SHIT GARBAGE DAY! VAGINA POMMIE COCK CHINK MOLDY TITS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BITCH ROSIE O'DONNELL SHITSLINGING DAMN DOUCHE NAZI TITTYWANK SMEG MONKEY BALLS CUNT NEGRO BEANER LENS CRAFTERS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT GOD DAMMIT QUEEF EXTRA LONG PENIS FAG CUNT SCUMBAG ASSFACE BONER FLYING RAT'S ASS MASTURBATION POMMIE MOTHERFUCKER SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CLUSTER FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER WHITE POWER FUCK FUCK BANGKOK BALLS POTTYMOUTH DICKFACE TACO BASTARD PENIS BATHING SUIT AREA GO COUNT YOUR DICK BUGGER OFF SHITFACE GREASER pen0r [expletive deleted] BOOBS CROTCH JIZZ I WILL END YOU! CLEMEN ASSHOLE ASSFACE NORTH KOREA SEX MALL SANTA BASTARD BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS WANKSPLAT PISS WANK BULLSHIT FUCK OFF WANK NIGGER TITS ASSHOLE FUCKTARD JERK OFF BOOBS HELL ASSCRACK FUCK SHITE SUCK MY DICK DIPSHIT DAMN ASSFACE NIGGER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASSFACE BUGGER CONAN O'BRIAN ASS FLYING FUCK PECKERHEAD SHITE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ARSE WANK BASTARD BEANER POOPY ASS LICKER SUCK MY DICK FUCKING HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DYKE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK WILLY WONKA FUCKWIT AMERICA ONLINE RAT'S COCK BULLSHIT JACKASS INBRED SOD POMMIE PAKI FUCK SEMEN SCUMBAG FEWMETS RAT'S COCK RUSTY TROMBONE ANAL DIABETES BASTARD FUCKHEAD SOD FUCK OFF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WANK WANK FUCK HITLER PISSHOLE RAT'S ASS TITTYWANK BITCH SHITCOCK SPUNK [EXPLETIVE] DAMN BALLS ALEX TREBEK WINDOWS VISTA MALARKY CUNT PISS JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKTARD INBRED PISS SPANK THE MONKEY ANAL DIABETES FUCKSTAIN CARPET MUNCHER FUCKTARD SHITTY TOWELHEAD SHITBALLS CROTCH BONG FUCK YOU FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FELCHMONKEY WOP NI PISS DOUCHE NAZI ASSFACE FEMADOM TIT SPRINKLES FUCKING A WOODPECKERSHIT RAPE WINDOWS VISTA DAMN CHICKEN FRIES JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKING FELCHING IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DIPSHIT BUKKAKE KIKE CUNT WANK TWISTY VAGINA BUTTFUCKER KNOBJOCKEY ASS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS COON DONKEY DICK JIGGABOO MASTURBATION CUNNILINGUS DAMN BUGGER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CUNT SEX BITCH ASSHAT FELCHING SLOPE NIGGER CUNT CRAPPER FUCK GRINGO KNOBJOCKEY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITTING DICK NIPPLES GOD DAMN VAGINA BASTARD SHITTY BORDER HOPPER ALF STEVE BALLMER JERK OFF CLEVELAND STEAMER pen0r ASSCRACK WIENER GRUE RAPE GOD DAMMIT FUCKHEAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA [EXPLETIVE] HELL GOD DAMMIT DICK TITS TIMBER NIGGER BUDDHISM POOPY WOODPECKERSHIT SHITFACE HELL NIGGER PISS OFF POMMIE I WILL END YOU! SEMEN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA POLACK COCKSUCKER SON OF A BITCH DICK ASS AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! CHENEY ART METAL PRODUCTS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SHIT NICARAGUA LET'S SHIT DUMBASS FUCKER COLGATE DUMBASS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DUMBASS GRAPE PENIS LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKTARD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TITWANK BLESSED DAMN SAINT FEWMETS DOT HEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! NAZI CHOAD VENEREAL DISEASE FENCE JUMPER FUCKFACE TWAT BIGNOSE WANK MONKEY'S UNCLE JACKASS SHIT PISS OFF HORSE SHIT POOPOO RHODESIA NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! JAP SACRAMENTO SHITE FELCHING DUNE COON CLUSTER FUCK SUCK MY COCK TIT SPRINKLES TAFFY LIKE FATHER LIKE SON MILF FUCK NUGGET FAGGOT PISS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS HEIL HITLER! CUNTYMINTS WIGGER ASS PEEPEE TOSSER ORGASM BORDER HOPPER FENCE JUMPER INBRED ASSHAT HOSER DICK IN A BOX PISSHOLE ASS CUNTYMINTS COCKGOBLIN JACK OFF AUTOFELLATIO BUTT-HEAD FUCK SHIT MALARKY SHITBALLS CUNT FUCK BEANER POLAK DEVELOPERS! P'KANG PUNANI I'LL RAPE YOU SHITSLIDE FUCKER ASS SPIC BITCH ASSRAPING ASSCRACK WETBACK MOLDY TITS ASSHOLE DICKWAD WANK ARSE SCUMBUCKET RAGHEAD CHICKEN FRIES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CRAPMUNCHER DUNE COON DICKHEAD CARPET MUNCHER FELLATIO NIGGER BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCK NUGGET BONER PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DYKE POLAK PENIS ON A BUN DOUCHEBAG FUCKSTAIN BALL SACK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DISSIDENTS GRAPE PENIS POLESMOKER JERRY DIPSHIT FUCKFACE DOUCHE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE TRANNY JIZZ QUEEF DAMN RAGHEAD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS HENTAI TOWELHEAD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHIT SHITSLINGING CAMEL FUCKER DYKE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! HELL GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS QUEEF RAPE JACKASS DICKHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER JERK OFF FRENCH TICKLER SON OF A BITCH BOOBS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MARCH OF FLAMES SUITCASE PENIS FUCKSTAIN JACKASS SHITFACE GRINGO CRAP GOBSHITE DAMN BAT FUCK INSANE <option weight=15>I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKING COCKING FUCKBOROUGH GOD DAMN DAMN O CANADA DUNE COON BUTTFUCKER NIGNOG ASS ART METAL PRODUCTS DAMN DESU DUMBASS DAMN BUTT-HEAD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DICK CHICKEN NIGGER CHIGGER SCROTUM BEANER DUNE COON SAGGY TITS POOPY TAMPONS DAMN IT BONER SHIT ASSRAPING TACO BALLS ASSRAMMER DIPSHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK GOD DAMN CRAPMUNCHER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHIT PISS DICKLICK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BARBRA STREISAND COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK ANAL BITCH OSTRICH MY ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME WANKSPLAT PISS DAGO COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PISS ARTIST MONKEY SHIT WETBACK DUMBASS BLOWJOB JUSTIN BIEBER CROTCH SHITBALLS FUCKTARD RAT'S ASS PEACEFUL DUMBASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH HELL DONGSHOVER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SEX FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA JACKASS SOD OFF HADJI DICK WOP YID FROG DONKEY DICK PEEPEE ASSFACE BUGFUCK INBRED GO COUNT YOUR DICK BITCH POLAK BOOBIES BOOBS PISS OFF SHIT LIKE A HORSE FIST FUCK BOLLOCKS SCUMBAG GANGBANG FUCKHEAD CUNNILINGUS VANDAL WOODPECKERSHIT POOPY BLUMPKIN VENEREAL DISEASE REBECCA BLACK WIENER CUNT CRAPPER WIGGER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER RIGHTS BIRD SHIT FELCHING RAT'S COCK FIRECROTCH FRENCH TICKLER DAMN CRAP ON A STICK FELLATIO CC PLZ [expletive deleted] COCK FUCKING A CHUFF YOU WANKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKSTAIN CUNTRAG BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ASSCRACK DAMN BOB SAGET ASS DAMN pen0r LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CHRISTHUMPER BASTARD WALRUS SHIT ARSE Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASS and with the JOHNNY and his BEAVER of girraffes in which CLEMEN while reading about FUCKFACE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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