Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without INBRED comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a FUCKER article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FRAK neurochemical FUCK disorder THONG TASTER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JACKASS, sudden PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK or TITWANK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITHEAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BUTT-HOLE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TENTACLE RAPE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSRAMMER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CHING CHONG CHINK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat NEGRO CUNT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITTY utterFUCKance of socially CONDOMS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first pen0r television programs to address PORCH MONKEY Tourette's syndrome.

SHITFUCKER Tourette's is HOMO not to be BORDER HOPPER confused with WANK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TRANNY random JIGGABOO disorientation, culturally-TAIWAN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CARPET MUNCHER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CHRISTHUMPER language, WARNER MUSIC GROUP and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DICKHEAD souvenir shoppes and massive [EXPLETIVE] quantities HITLER of ANAL DIABETES CHICKEN SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A SHIT Polite Note to the QUEEF Author:

The CUNTRAG Tourette's [expletive deleted] Research Institute was LIKE FATHER LIKE SON founded to NIGGER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DYKE article BASTARD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DONKEY PUNCHER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or COCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DAGO.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BITCH Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKTARD Tourrette's sufferers DUMBASS swear. You can BEANER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CRIMETHINK TV, for always focusing on the ARSE bad side of a terrible MONKEY SHIT thing.
The main WANK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SUGARTITS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JESUS FUCKING CHRIST' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NIPPLES knee TITS NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is ORGASM no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FENCE JUMPER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CHUFF school for DICKHEAD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DOUCHING sufferers to become DICKHEAD manically depressed and CHRISTHUMPER commit JESUS FUCKING CHRIST suicide.
There is no IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

cure, and the JACKASS SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the GOD BLESS AMERICA tics often have adverse SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ORGASM perodol" which caused my entire SHIT body to go BOOBIES numb and CUNT basically made it NIGGA! worse than DONKEY PUNCHER it is without the HI, BILLY MAYS HERE drug.

I am an active member of a JACKASS tourette syndrome DUMBASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DAMMIT the BANGKOK public view of Tourettes as a "CONDOMS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SON OF A BITCH much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JESUS FUCKING CHRIST sorry for CRAPMUNCHER "hi-jacking" your FRITZ entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like I WILL END YOU! this that really FRED PHELPS annoys me. I am working towards a PENIS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this INJUN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be LAKE TITICACA, and making fun of a ASSHAT horrible disorder is (not) INBRED funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TAFFY time.

Best SEX regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MICK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CAPITALISM reply

As MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NORTH KOREA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PRINCE PHILIP Westerners show is not an BELGIUM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of OPINION degenerate capitalist culture in those DEMOCRACY countries. When showing VOTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FREEDOM OF SPEECH in countries MONASTERIES leadership, those problems does not TANK MAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SLITTY EYES byproduct of your TIANENMEN SQUARE capitalist society BUDDHIST MONK.

Li Chiang “FREEDOM OF SPEECH” Wen

P.S. SCROTUM Regards to Andrew NIGGER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIV NEGATIVE reply

The SHITE bastard who wrote this article. You can WOODPECKERSHIT punch him if you MARCH OF FLAMES want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this MUGABE HAS AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the COCKSHITTER saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my TRANNY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine JACKASS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are O CANADA and WIENER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CHOAD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DIRTY SANCHEZ BAND WITH 4 FAG MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PISS HORSE! JACKASS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO JACKASS'S HOUSE

How MARY WHITEHOUSE to FEMADOM cure BELLEND the NEGRO Tourette's MOCKIE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BITCH for FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH Tourette's BASTARD Syndrome DAMN is [Insert swear here] following PENIS ON A STICK these CRACKER rules BASTARD in ASSCRACK order:

1: Avoid FUCKSTAIN immature SHITFACE little HELL kids,
2: Count to TOSSER within DONKEY PUNCHER 10 BEAVERseconds,
3: Do not open your PEEPEE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA nor ANAL talk,
4: Tell MOLDY TITS yourself you EARS OF CHRIST don't NIGGER have PENISFUCK this GOD DAMN disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DAMMIT WITH NASTY SCUMBUCKET DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GOD DAMN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the JACKASS last straw ASSHOLE!

I fucking put SHITCUNTING' my comment at the TOP OF THE DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASS the TOP OF GRUE RAPE THIS FUCKING ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be NIGGER offensive. DIRTY SANCHEZ. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BULLCRAP people who try BUGGER to battle PENIS'DOG FUCKER that tight-ass WALRUS SHIT 17-year-DOG SHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNT it now, but someone said PUSSY' ARSE BUTT PIRATE'WANK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PECKERHEAD is a laughing WIENER matter. Plus there YID was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SEMEN Uncyclopedia, there are CROTCH articles TWAT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS stuff. So DICK CHICKEN that means FUCKSTAIN stop getting mad at the NI first part too and LENS CRAFTERS talking about the UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! letter that it's DILDO mocking (what SHIT letter? I don't even know what BONER the heck you're talking about). Adrian NIGGER TITS hi self BUTTFUCKER even made a really CUNT good point. "It's HELL nothing more NECROPHILIA from a head nod to a SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM knee tick". CUNT. Which I'll add ASS FASCIST onto SAND NIGGER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't GOD DAMMIT suffer that FUCKWIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKING it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to VAGINA be, because if I were a SHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BAT FUCK INSANE hilarious. If you CHINK Want facts, go on INJUN Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DICK CHICKEN be offended, don't read SHIT the freaking COCKSMOKER article anyway.

CUNT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITHEAD PISSHOLE BITCH GOD DAMMIT HELL BITCH COCK FUCKING

FUCK YOU FUCKTARD BITCH POLESMOKER FUCK FEMADOM TOURETTE'S IS FUN THIS IS SPARTA! 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DICKHEAD JOHNNY LET'S SHIT CRAPPY GOD DAMMIT CROTCH CRAPPY SON OF A BITCH POOPOO 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT NAZI RUSTY TROMBONE DAMMIT HELL FUCKWIT ASS NIGNOG QUEEF FLYING RAT'S ASS D'OH FUCKTARD INCEST CUNT JOHNNY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHIT COCKSMOKER CRAP FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK REDNECK [expletive deleted] DAMN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GRIS ARSE INBRED MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKER SHITHEAD PENIS VENEREAL DISEASE LET'S SHIT SHITFUCKER DAMN COCKSUCKER O CANADA DOUCHING BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE SHITFUCKER FLYING FUCK CUNNILINGUS HEIL HITLER! [Insert swear here] POOPOO BUTTFUCKER NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS HELL DALAI LAMA BASTARD CRAPFUCKER FUCKER CLIT COLGATE SHITHEAD REDSKIN NIGGER BONER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PORCUPINE'S BALLS HORSE SHIT HORSE PENIS HITLER COON O KURWA! PISS OFF HELL BASTARD HELLFUCKER WIKIPEDIA SOD SHITFUCKER BIRD IN THE HOUSE COMMUNION WAFER CRAP ON A STICK COON WIENER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUNT INCEST HENTAI DIPSHIT PISS ARTIST BLISTERING BARNACLES SHIT ASSHOLE SHITFACE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BAD MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S COCK JERRY HONKY CUNTBUCKET COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK DAGO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MOLDY TITS I WILL KILL YOU! BIGNOSE HO FUCKING A DAMN BEANER SHIT YOUR MOM TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PISS OFF CRAP PISSHOLE CONAN O'BRIAN JUNGLE BUNNY CROTCH CRAP KIKE SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL RAT'S ASS CHRISTHUMPER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DEVELOPERS! 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ASSFACE ARSE SEX TURD SAGGY TITS SHITE GREASER CUNT CRAPPER BALL SACK SHIT FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN BLOWJOB DICK ANAL DIABETES INBRED BASTARD NECROPHILIA HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS POLACK FROG'S FAT ASS SHITE FUCK OFF BAD MOTHERFUCKER HELL NAZI CUNT BUTT-HOLE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JAP PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CLEMEN POTTYMOUTH PISS UP MY ARSE BOLLOCKS PRICK CUNT FUCK A DUCK FELLATIO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BENCH PRESS WANK FUCK SACRAMENTO NIGGER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BUTTFUCKER TITMOUSE SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY ASSWIPE MALARKY FUCKTARD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKHEAD CONDOMS FUCK YOU PAKI VENEREAL DISEASE AY-AY-AY PIECE OF SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSCRACK GOBSHITE FUCKHEAD NAZI POMMIE PISS OFF CUNT NI FUCK SHAKOPEE TOWELHEAD 666 EMO COON WHORE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WANK DICKLICK RUSKIE CUNTRAG JACKASS SHIT REDSKIN ARSE WIENER SUITCASE PENIS SHITBALLS FUCKSTAIN FOUR-EYES SEMEN GOD DAMMIT RICK MORANIS BUTT PIRATE DONKEY DICK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON VAGINA BLUMPKIN I'LL RAPE YOU JACKASS SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE PISS OFF GOBSHITE PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SPIC WANK SHITHEAD FUCKHEAD SON OF A BITCH STUDENT MOVEMENT CRAPPY JAP ASSFACE WHORE TITS & DICKS SHITSLINGING IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK MARCH OF FLAMES DEVELOPERS! DUNE COON FUCKTARD WOP FUCKWIT HEAVEN DAMN BUTT-HEAD BASTARD FRENCH TICKLER YOGHURT CANNON NIGGER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BUTT PIRATE DAMN BULLSHIT FUCKSTAIN DOM DeLUISE PISS ARTIST RAT'S ASS DOG SHIT BLUMPKIN FUCK OFF GO COUNT YOUR DICK HADJI JAP NAZI HELL SHITFUCKER BUKKAKE TITTIES MICK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JUNGLE BUNNY ASSBANDIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK ASS RANDY TRAVIS HELL POOPY HELL DILDO SHITFACE ARSE BITCH ASS DICK CHICKEN JERK OFF CRAPMUNCHER TOURETTE'S SYNDROME COCKSMOKER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CAMEL FUCKER JACK OFF RECTUM RAIDER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BASTARD DARTH VADER CLUSTERFUCK CUNTRAG DAMN IT FAG SHITFUCKER PORCH MONKEY IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! GOD DAMN PRICK CHING CHONG CHINK CUNT Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSHAT and with the BIRD SHIT and his BAD MOTHERFUCKER of girraffes in which SHITBALLS while reading about DICKFACE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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Article written in the style of its subject
This article is ASSHAT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BORDER HOPPER subject. If you do not find it funny FUCKING A, it is probably because you are an INBRED BOLLOCKS ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. ASSFACE If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a BUGGER OFF joke loses its humour FUCKWIT when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so CHIGGER ignorant, then you wouldn't have WIKIPEDIA needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! POMMIE SHITFUCKER SMEG DAMN SHITFACE!!!!!I <3 COCK

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