Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's YOU WANKER'FLYING RAT'S ASS'CUNT'SHITE'SHITE'HONKY'SLOPE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKSTAIN neurochemical FUCK disorder JACKASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid VENEREAL DISEASE, sudden STRAWBERRY ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT or ASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CUNTING ASSCRACK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CRAPMUNCHER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DILDO by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JIGGABOO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TITTIES BIG FOOT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TACO utterFUCKance of socially SHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CUNTRAG television programs to address ASS Tourette's syndrome.

HAIL SATAN! Tourette's is PUNANI not to be CONDOMS confused with ALF Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HOLY DUMB FUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NECROPHILIA random RECTUM RAIDER disorientation, culturally-BOOBIES-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DAMN IT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUNT language, PORCH MONKEY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAMN FUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BITCH souvenir shoppes and massive BANGKOK quantities I'LL RAPE YOU of ANAL DIABETES FUCKTARD garbage.

Darnit.

A BUTTFUCKER Polite Note to the BELGIUM Author:

The PISS UP MY ARSE Tourette's FENCE JUMPER Research Institute was BAD MOTHERFUCKER founded to WALRUS SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CLIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST article CUNT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BITCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SUCK MY COCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BIG FOOT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITSKIN Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of MICK Tourrette's sufferers YOUR MOM swear. You can ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MACACA TV, for always focusing on the SHIT bad side of a terrible BITCH thing.
• The main FUCKSTAIN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ANAL DIABETES involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NIGGER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITCUNTING knee NEOPETS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CLIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MICK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CHENEY school for LENS CRAFTERS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TONY LA RUSSA sufferers to become FUCK manically depressed and FAG commit BASTARD suicide.
• There is no KAFFIR cure, and the BUGFUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the GREASER tics often have adverse DOUCHEBAG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SUCK MY COCK perodol" which caused my entire PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS body to go DAMN numb and FUCK NUGGET basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHIT it is without the CONAN O'BRIAN drug.

I am an active member of a DIPSHIT tourette syndrome JAP association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating STEVE BALLMER the SCROTUM public view of Tourettes as a "TITWANK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ANAL DIABETES much much (hand spasms) more...

I am COCKSMOKER sorry for MICK "hi-jacking" your TITS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WANK this that really ARSEBADGERS annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKING better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CLEMEN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DAMN IT, and making fun of a HELL horrible disorder is (not) NIGGER TITS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK YOU time.

Best BOON regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JACK OFF” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese WIKIPEDIA reply

As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are I LIKE BUSH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBET Westerners show is not an BELGIUM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of NORTH KOREA degenerate capitalist culture in those 1984 countries. When showing CULT OF THE DEAD COW right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT MOVEMENT in countries PANCHEN LAMA leadership, those problems does not SLITTY EYES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CAPITALISM byproduct of your STUDENT PROTESTS capitalist society OPINION.

Li Chiang “FALUN GONG” Wen

P.S. DICKHEAD Regards to Andrew DILDO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The PRICK bastard who wrote this article. You can FRAK punch him if you SHITBALLS want to.

As a KU KLUX KLAN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CONDOMS put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FRENCH TICKLER saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine VENEREAL DISEASE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ORGASM and GOD DAMMIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CUNTRAG music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BAND WITH 4 RAT'S ASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY HORSE! VENEREAL DISEASE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO VENEREAL DISEASE'S HOUSE

How SUCK MY COCK to MOTHERFUCKER cure DICKHEAD the FUCKSTAIN Tourette's FAGGOT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment AUTOFELLATIO for FEMADOM Tourette's JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE Syndrome COON is JESUS FUCKING CHRIST following BUTT PIRATE these COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT rules BRITNEY in HONKY order:

• 1: Avoid HELL immature HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! little DICKFACE kids,
• 2: Count to MARGARET THATCHER within FUCKSTAIN 10 FAGGOTseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CLUSTERFUCK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FLYING FUCK nor SAND NIGGER talk,
• 4: Tell SHITSKIN yourself you FUCK OFF don't BOB SAGET have YOUR MOM this COCK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK [expletive deleted] WITH NASTY PIG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S KAFFIR FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the VENEREAL DISEASE last straw AMERICA ONLINE!

I fucking put TITS' my comment at the TOP OF THE HAIL SATAN! PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASSFACE the TOP OF FUCKWIT THIS NEGRO ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCK offensive. SACRED. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DOUCHEBAG people who try FIST FUCK to battle BITCH'BELLEND that tight-ass COCKSUCKER 17-year-CUNTSWILLING—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNTRAG it now, but someone said URINE-GARGLING' KIKE BIGNOSE'HOMO on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DAMN is a laughing JACKASS matter. Plus there NIGGER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH Uncyclopedia, there are JOHN SMILEY FACE articles COMMUNION WAFER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching RAPE stuff. So SONNY BILL WILLIAMS that means HELL stop getting mad at the WANK first part too and RAGHEAD talking about the SHITE letter that it's DOT HEAD mocking (what WANK letter? I don't even know what FUCKHEAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITBALLS hi self DILDO even made a really PRICK good point. "It's WANK nothing more CRAPMUNCHER from a head nod to a SOD knee tick". HENTAI. Which I'll add SCROTUM onto BUKKAKE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BULLSHIT suffer that WARNER MUSIC GROUP much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PEARL NECKLACE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to RUSKIE be, because if I were a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BIGNOSE hilarious. If you CUNT Want facts, go on TENTACLE RAPE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKSTAIN be offended, don't read DOG SHIT the freaking WANKSPLAT article anyway.

BLOWJOB PIECE OF SHIT NAZI GRIS FUCKHEAD FUCKER BASTARD CUNTBUCKET I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT

NEOPETS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK HELLFIRE BANGKOK ASSHAT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKHEAD SAMUEL L. JACKSON RAT'S ASS REBECCA BLACK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CARPET MUNCHER CUNT DICKLICK JACK ABRAMOFF SLOPE SHITBALLS STEVE BALLMER BASTARD DONKEY DICK HADJI SOD OFF TIMBER NIGGER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DONALD RUMSFELD RAT'S COCK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FELCHMONKEY SEMEN RAGHEAD FUCKFACE RAGHEAD GENITALIA HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DICK IN A BOX HOMO MOLDY TITS WANK CUNTRAG CUNT ASSHAT I CAN AFFORD FOOD ASS DICK NIGNOG CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! VENEREAL DISEASE BIRD SHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK HELL GRASS MUD HORSE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive STRAWBERRY ASS and with the GOD DAMMIT and his PENIS ON A BUN of girraffes in which ASS while reading about BUGGER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CUNTBUCKET also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CAMEL JOCKEY