Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's RAT'S ASS'CUNT'OSTRICH MY ASS'GOD DAMMIT'PORCH MONKEY'FUCK YOU'pen0r Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BONG neurochemical FUCK disorder HOCKEY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BITCH, sudden FELCHMONKEY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASSFACE or PISS ARTIST vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITFACE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FLYING FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FIST FUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DAMN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FRIG words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CHOAD SCUMBAG words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MOTHERFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially PRICK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first INBRED television programs to address WANK Tourette's syndrome.

BASTARD Tourette's is NECROPHILIA not to be MASTURBATION confused with SHITE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DICK random KU KLUX KLAN disorientation, culturally-CHIGGER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth I'LL RAPE YOU outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local RUSTY TROMBONE language, ASSWIPE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DILDO souvenir shoppes and massive JOHN SMILEY FACE quantities SEX of ANAL DIABETES ASS garbage.

Darnit.

A JACKASS SHIT Polite Note to the P'KANG Author:

The BITCH Tourette's POLACK Research Institute was ASSCRACK founded to TITS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have RUSTY TROMBONE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JACKASS SHIT article KRAUT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNT LAPPER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DILDO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HORSE SHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CLEVELAND STEAMER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FRED PHELPS Tourrette's sufferers SPIC swear. You can FUCK OFF blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKSTAIN TV, for always focusing on the FRITZ bad side of a terrible HENTAI thing.
• The main ASSBANDIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are QUEEF involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NIPPLES' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKTARD knee GOD DAMN NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is YOU WANKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITBALLS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TITWANK school for DAMMIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MONKEY BALLS sufferers to become ROSIE O'DONNELL manically depressed and BULLSHIT commit BOOBS suicide.
• There is no SCROTUM cure, and the SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH drugs that are available to, "calm" the CRACKER tics often have adverse PISS ARTIST side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FELCHING perodol" which caused my entire JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE body to go ASSBANDIT numb and TAFFY basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKFACE it is without the DONKEY DICK drug.

I am an active member of a SPANK THE MONKEY tourette syndrome DILDO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TRANNY the SCUMBAG public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKING FUCKFUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? much much (hand spasms) more...

I am POWERSHIT sorry for ASS FASCIST "hi-jacking" your YOU WANKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TITMOUSE this that really SHUT UP, MEG! annoys me. I am working towards a ASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOUCHE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BLISTERING BARNACLES, and making fun of a WOODPECKERSHIT horrible disorder is (not) YID funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ARSE time.

Best I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “lowercase” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PRINCE PHILIP reply

As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA IS CAPITALIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CAPITALISM Westerners show is not an OPINION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of AMERICA'S GREAT! degenerate capitalist culture in those PROTESTS countries. When showing COMMUNISM IS STUPID right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHISM in countries GRASS MUD HORSE leadership, those problems does not TIENANMEN SQUARE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a COMMUNISM IS STUPID byproduct of your RIGHTS capitalist society VOTE.

Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen

P.S. FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Regards to Andrew LIKE FATHER LIKE SON Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The WANK bastard who wrote this article. You can CROTCH punch him if you WOP want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not KU KLUX KLAN white?

Mpopo “CECIL JOHN RHODES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WOP saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my POMMIE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BITCH Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are EPIDIDYMIS and DOUCHE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKBAG music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BASTARD BAND WITH 4 PRICK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JACKASS HORSE! BITCH IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BITCH'S HOUSE

How SHIT to SCROTUM cure STRAWBERRY ASS the BALL SACK Tourette's SHITFACE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment YOU WANKER for DICK Tourette's IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Syndrome CUNNILINGUS is FUCKER following RAT'S ASS these COON rules NIGGER TITS in CUNNILINGUS order:

• 1: Avoid KIKE immature BRITNEY little PICKANINNY kids,
• 2: Count to CAMEL FUCKER within BUTT PIRATE 10 VENEREAL DISEASEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your GRINGO PISS I WILL END YOU! nor SAGGY TITS talk,
• 4: Tell FUCKTARD yourself you DICKHEAD don't FLYING FUCK have BALLS this BONG disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HEIL HITLER! WITH NASTY RAPE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PENIS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BITCH last straw ARSE!

I fucking put PICKANINNY' my comment at the TOP OF THE CUM PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHIT the TOP OF YOU WANKER THIS CLUSTERFUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FIRECROTCH offensive. RAT'S COCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DICKHEAD people who try RAT'S COCK to battle NEGRO'SHITPISSER that tight-ass TITMOUSE 17-year-CRACKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PIGFUCKER it now, but someone said NIGGER' FUCKFACE FUCKER'REDNECK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BOLLOCKS is a laughing FUCKSTAIN matter. Plus there SIGMUND FREUD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKING A Uncyclopedia, there are CUM articles BITCH about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ANAL stuff. So ASS that means MOSES stop getting mad at the BALLS first part too and CUNT talking about the MOTHERFUCKER letter that it's INJUN mocking (what ART METAL PRODUCTS letter? I don't even know what FLYING RAT'S ASS the heck you're talking about). Adrian YOU WANKER hi self GIVING HEAD even made a really HENTAI good point. "It's COCKING FUCKBOROUGH nothing more SUCK MY DICK from a head nod to a BITCH knee tick". FUCKTARD. Which I'll add BALLS onto FENCE JUMPER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DOUCHETITS suffer that CONDOMS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CHIGGER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BITCH be, because if I were a BITCH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH hilarious. If you ASSCRACK Want facts, go on WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSCRACK be offended, don't read GOD DAMN the freaking MOLDY TITS article anyway.

THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! CUNT ASSHOLE SHITFUCKER JERK OFF FROG'S FAT ASS BALLS FROG'S FAT ASS BULLSHIT SPUNK

LAKE TITICACA FUCKWIT GOATSE YOU WANKER HELL PEEPEE CAMEL FUCKER SCUMBAG SUCK A BIG DICK LIMEY POLACK I'LL RAPE YOU CUM WANK FUCK NUGGET PISS OFF WANK FUCKTARD GOD BLESS AMERICA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SPANK THE MONKEY SHUT UP, MEG! DONKEY DICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ANAL BAD MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD FUCKER FUCKHEAD TRANNY WANKSPLAT BALLS I AM CORNHOLIO! IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHITHEAD PENIS BUKKAKE I RAPE WALRUSES! WANK CRACKER HOMO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS MARGARET THATCHER FAG WIKIPEDIA JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DAGO HELL FUCK NUGGET ARSEBADGERS CROTCH GOD DAMMIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BASTARD TITS SLOPE BITCH BITCH FUCK OFF BOOBS MASTURBATION CONDOMS AY-AY-AY DICKLICK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITTY DOUCHETITS DAMN SPIC RANDY TRAVIS DICKFACE HENTAI CUNNILINGUS CUNTYMINTS WANK GOD DAMN RANDY TRAVIS MOCCASINS DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK ASSHAT BUTT PIRATE CUNT GOBSHITE BOLLOCKS SEX ABO FRENCH TICKLER SHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DIRTY SANCHEZ DICKLICK CARPET MUNCHER SHITTY YOGHURT CANNON WANK WANK JERK OFF FRITZ ASS MOCKIE NAZI NIGGER SHITSLINGING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN BOB SAGET YOUR MOM FUCKSTAIN ASSFACE FUCKING A POMMIE DAMN IT CUNT CRAPPER BIRD SHIT COCKSMOKER FUCKFACE TURD FROG FUCKER ASSCRACK BELGIUM DAMN IT BUTT-HOLE JACKASS SEX CUNT SOD DEVELOPERS! DICKWAD FELLATIO DONALD RUMSFELD CLUSTERFUCK MONKEY BALLS ASS BUGGER OFF MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKWIT DAMN LET'S SHIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASSFACE SCUMBAG FUCK SHITTY ASSWIPE DICKFACE SON OF A BITCH SPRINKLES HAIL SATAN! SLITTY EYES PUSSY CUNT [Insert swear here] POMMIE ASSWIPE CAMEL FUCKER GOD DAMMIT RECTUM RAIDER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT KIKE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BITCH RAPE DOG SHIT WIENER LET'S SHIT JERK OFF CRAP ASSCRACK ASS FUCK COCK SHITTY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! RUSTY TROMBONE WIENER MONKEY'S UNCLE WIGGER I WILL KILL YOU! GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS [Insert yet another person's name here] FUDGEPACKER ASS CONDOMS FUCK SHITHEAD BASTARD BUTTFUCKER DICK CHICKEN THONG TASTER NEGRO BUTTFUCKER LIMEY STEVE BALLMER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCK YOU DAMNATION DAMN BITCH RAPE WHITE PEOPLE BONER SPIC 30 CASES OF PICKLES WIENER SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKING BELGIUM LET'S SHIT CROTCH GYPSY YOU WANKER HELL DOUCHE FUCK YOU YOU WANKER FUCK OFF FUCK OFF INCEST ASS DAMN DAMN FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH GIVING HEAD DOODIE HEAD MARY WHITEHOUSE DOUCHE NAZI MICK HORSE SHIT EAT MY SHIT! BUGGER OFF INBRED FUCK VAGINA FROG MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BUGGER OFF HENTAI DAMMIT JACK OFF PENIS SHITSLINGING PISS UP MY ARSE DOUCHE NAZI DOUCHING RUSTY TROMBONE ASSHOLE PISSHOLE BELLEND HELL BITCH DARTH VADER ARSE DUMBASS I'LL RAPE YOU LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DICK DONGSHOVER SPANK THE MONKEY GANGBANG DONKEY DICK WANK SHITTY ARSE DOT HEAD DOT HEAD FUCK OFF BASTARD LGBT RIGHTS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! NAZI FUCKWIT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS DAMMIT FUCKING A VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKWIT I'LL RAPE YOU DUNE COON RANDY TRAVIS DAMN IT NEOPETS MARCH OF FLAMES CHIGGER [expletive deleted] CUNT LAPPER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! CRACKER PISS ARTIST ASS DICK IN A BOX SAGGY TITS PISS FUCKBAG BASTARD FUCKFACE TRANNY ASSFACE FUCKWIT TIMBER NIGGER FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX BLISTERING BARNACLES ASSCRACK PENIS ON A STICK BITCH BRUSH MA TEETH REDSKIN PRICK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAGO GOD DAMN BITCH GO COUNT YOUR DICK RADIO FREE LUNCH REDNECK NAZI FEWMETS LIMEY BITCH WANK BIRD SHIT GOD DAMN PISSHOLE PISSHOLE NIGGER ABO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITCUNTING NIGGER KAFFIR PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKING MOLDY TITS DICKLICK GOD DAMN TWO-INCH PENIS NIGNOG RAPE ASS PUSSY SON OF A BITCH JACKASS HAIL SATAN! PUSSY HEIL HITLER! POTTYMOUTH BLUE PENIS! PRICK NIPPLES RAT'S COCK SMEG [EXPLETIVE] ASS DIPSHIT BANGKOK GOD BLESS AMERICA I WILL END YOU! CUNT SAGGY TITS FLYING RAT'S ASS SACRAMENTO CLEMEN SHITFUCKER SHITFACE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DUNE COON COCK EPIDIDYMIS RECTUM RAIDER [expletive deleted] CLIT FUCKWIT FUCK WANKER TITS LET'S SHIT FOUR-EYES PRICK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK HATE HATE HAT PISS ARTIST CLUSTERFUCK HOMO FUCKHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FELCHING ORGASM DICK BOLLOCKS SHITE ASSHOLE JACKASS JACKASS COCKSMOKER MOTHERFUCKER BUNG-HOLE BITCH BUKKAKE CUNTSWILLING RAT'S COCK SHITE FUCKING DAMN IT PUSSY IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! HELL FUCKFUCKFUCK VAGINA BALLS PISSHOLE TIMBER NIGGER CRAPMUNCHER CUNTRAG BUKKAKE RAT'S ASS HORSE SHIT NI FUCK GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK SHIT SHITFUCKER PISSHOLE CRAPPY WHORE SHITSLINGING BOOBIES JACKASS SHIT FLYING FUCK PUSSY PISS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS VANDALISM IS COOL FUCKER PEDOPHILIA CLEMEN ASSHOLE HORSE SHIT PIECE OF SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS I WILL END YOU! CUNT CUM JIZZ SHITFACE TOSSER MONKEY SHIT FUCK NIGGER I WILL KILL YOU! CC PLZ FUCK A DUCK SHITTY DILDO CRACKER CUNT PORCH MONKEY SCUMBAG SPIC PEARL NECKLACE HENTAI LIMEY Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS JACK OFF COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DONKEY PUNCHER FLYING FUCK DOG SHIT DYKE NIGNOG ASSCRACK DESU FEMADOM SLOPE TIT SPRINKLES SOD OFF HOMO GOD DAMMIT HELL FLYING RAT'S ASS MONKEY BALLS FUCK PORCH MONKEY BUKKAKE KRAUT POLACK PIG INBRED SHAKOPEE DAMN PUSSY TAFFY BLOWJOB DAMN WETBACK SCROTUM CUNT NIGGER SHITHEAD BOOBS CUNT TOWELHEAD SAND NIGGER SHITFUCKER NIPPLES NORTH KOREA ASSCRACK BORDER HOPPER JOHN ELWAY ASS MOCCASINS MALARKY PIG DAMN TITS & DICKS SHITFACE FUCK YOU WANKER SMEG FUCK YOU BANGKOK MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S COCK SUGARTITS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKING BASEBALL SHIT POWERSHIT FUCKSTAIN INCEST FUCK FUCKSTAIN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CHOAD CHICKEN SHIT DICKHEAD ARSE MICK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BOLLOCKS MOTHERFUCKER COON NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKSTAIN WETBACK ALF KIKE SHITHEAD RECTUM RAIDER WIENER QUEEF SCUMBAG WANK SHITCUNTING BIRD IN THE HOUSE SNUFF PORN ASS BONER FUCKER JIGGABOO CUNT ASS SHITHEAD FUCK CUM GREASER ASS POMMIE PISSHOLE DAMN MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNTRAG SHIT FUCK YOU HELL HELL GRIS PISS ARTIST BUGGER SPANK THE MONKEY CUNTYMINTS CROTCH NECROPHILIA DAMMIT GENITALIA JAP BUGGER OFF ASSRAPING HELL PISS ARTIST KNOBJOCKEY BAD MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT TITWANK WALRUS SHIT FUCKSTAIN DOUCHE NAZI BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKING A SHITE BASTARD SPANK THE MONKEY WANKER FRENCH TICKLER FUCK WETBACK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE WANKER JAP BASTARD BUKKAKE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BUTT-FOR-BRAINS JACKASS TAMPONS FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMN OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! MOCCASINS FUCKING A JUNGLE BUNNY HO SNUFF PORN COCKSUCKER DONKEY DICK POWERSHIT TACO LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! TITMOUSE RICK MORANIS DICKWAD DOODIE HEAD FUCKER FELLATIO FUCKTARD FRIG POMMIE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DAMN HELL CHAV SCROTUM 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SOD OFF WANK FRITZ JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BLOWJOB suck my mothers JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK GENITALIA TWAT FUCKHEAD DAMN TURD JACKASS TITTYWANK DICK CHICKEN MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS GOD DAMN NIGNOG COON OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH ASSWIPE FLYING FUCK FLYING FUCK ANAL WOP WANK CLIT SNUFF PORN ARSE SHITSKIN CUNT FAG WANKSPLAT DUMBASS SHITTY JERK OFF DICK AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS TWAT SHITTY POO POO BLOWJOB GOD DAMN SAND NIGGER SHITHEAD NI YOU WANKER FUCK WANK GOD DAMN CLEVELAND STEAMER MOZILLA FIREFOX PUSSY BONER FUCKSTAIN CLUSTERFUCK SHITTY ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BRUSH MA TEETH SHITSKIN MONKEY SHIT FRAK CROTCH NIGGER PORCH MONKEY BUGGER OFF GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITSLINGING CONAN O'BRIAN D'OH FUCKSTAIN CUNT CUNTSWILLING SEMEN CRAP SPANK THE MONKEY PISS FUCK OFF BITCH FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CRAPMUNCHER CRAPPY GENITALIA EMO BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKWIT SHITCOCK FLYING FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKER GOD DAMMIT DICK CHICKEN MASTURBATION STRAWBERRY ASS CHOAD FUCKING A DOUCHEBAG SHITSLINGING TIMBER NIGGER ARSE DICKHEAD SAND NIGGER CLEVELAND STEAMER GANGBANG NORTH KOREA SEMEN HENTAI JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISSHOLE JACK OFF FLYING FUCK ASSHAT FUCK GOATSE VENEREAL DISEASE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JAP WIENER YOU WANKER BASTARD BELLEND CLEVELAND STEAMER TIMBER NIGGER CARPET MUNCHER GOAT DICK SLOPE FUCK BULLSHIT DOG SHIT SPIC NIGGER HAIL SATAN! JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNT DUMBASS DOUCHE JACKASS SHIT ASSFACE INBRED BEANER FUCKING TITS ANAL DIABETES AY-AY-AY DAMN IT SHITE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GOD DAMN CLIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITTY CUNTBUCKET VANDAL HELLFUCKER BASTARD NI DIPSHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASSWIPE JESSE McCARTNEY ASSHOLE LOGJAMMER ARSEBADGERS BALL SACK FUCKING A VAGINA BLOWJOB EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WOMEN'S RIGHTS FLYING FUCK FUCKING ARSEBADGERS BUGGER OFF RECTUM RAIDER SPIC MASTURBATION TITS & DICKS POLACK BIGNOSE TIT DIRT JAP REBECCA BLACK CUNT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCK COON HONKY CUM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK KRAUT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKBAG FLOWERS TWAT DAMN GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE KIDDY FIDDLER WANK DAMN TITTIES YOU WANKER QUEEF ANAL KIKE SHITE NIGNOG PISS TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! VENEREAL DISEASE MAMA MIA SHITE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BALL SACK COMMUNIST DILDO SPUNK MONKEY BALLS GOD DAMN JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCK OFF FUCKING A POOPOO SHITE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! WIGGER FUCKING JUMP! 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PISS SCROTUM ASSCRACK SHITFACE WHORE ANAL DIABETES ASSWIPE CHAV ASSWIPE FUCKTARD BOOBIES BOOBIES PISS OFF MY ASS LOGJAMMER CUM DUMBASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BENCH PRESS CLEVELAND STEAMER DYKE PUSSY CUNT BUGGER PEEPEE SHITE VAGINA ARSE DAMN FUCKSTAIN HELL DICKLICK WIENER SCUMBAG KAFFIR 666 SHITCOCK VAGINA SHITE PIECE OF SHIT FRIG MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! NIPPLES DICKHEAD DAMN IT DIPSHIT BASTARD FUCKER GREASER AUTOFELLATIO ASS FENCE JUMPER FUCK VAGINA COCK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH NEGRO WOODPECKERSHIT ASSCRACK SHIT TITMOUSE [expletive deleted] FUCKING DAMN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DAMN DYKE BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK MOTHERFUCKER FALSE BENSON QUEEF CHOAD FEWMETS MOTHERFUCKER ASSWIPE POLACK FUCK SHITTY WANK TITMOUSE ASSRAPING ASSWIPE ASSCRACK BIGNOSE MOTHERFUCKER STEVE BALLMER ORGASM NECROPHILIA FUCKSTAIN WANK BUGGER PRICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKING A MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WIGGER WANKSPLAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WIENER PISS OFF GOBSHITE DICKHEAD DELICIOUS CAKE TRANNY THONG TASTER FUCKSTAIN BITCH COON ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCK YOU BOOBIES PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DOUCHETITS DICK CHICKEN FLYING FUCK BLUE PENIS! YOU WANKER WHORE SHITFACE JERK OFF DIPSHIT INBRED SHIT NIGNOG NEGRO I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! INJUN CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK SHITHEAD COCK SACRAMENTO BASTARD TENTACLE RAPE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHIT BITCH INJUN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SMEG and with the BEAVER and his CLUSTERFUCK of girraffes in which ASS while reading about PISS ARTIST!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CUNT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• KIKE