Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CUNT'MOTHERFUCKER'FUCKBAG'CHICKEN SHIT'SCUMBAG'DICKHEAD'CUNT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a BUGFUCK look at the EPIDIDYMIS talk page of this RAPE article for notes or discussion before DIPSHIT editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JAP neurochemical FUCK disorder BUGGER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CONDOMS, sudden RUSTY TROMBONE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BITCH or JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKTARD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MARY WHITEHOUSE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DAMMIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SLOPE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JIZZ words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat COCKSMOKER NIGGER TITS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BOB SAGET utterFUCKance of socially EPIDIDYMIS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BIGNOSE television programs to address PISS OFF Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKING Tourette's is FUCKSTAIN not to be ASS confused with FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKING chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves I'LL RAPE YOU random SAGGY TITS disorientation, culturally-EMO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK OFF language, NIGGER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JENKEM CUNT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITTY souvenir shoppes and massive IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! quantities SUITCASE PENIS of ANAL DIABETES BUGGER garbage.

Darnit.

A JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Polite Note to the FUCKTARD Author:

The SHITSLINGING Tourette's POLACK Research Institute was HELLFUCKER founded to RAPE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have NIPPLES Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BOB SAGET article RAPE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DICK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ARSE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOUCHE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SOD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourrette's sufferers SHITE swear. You can SHITE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE TV, for always focusing on the SOD bad side of a terrible BLOWJOB thing.
• The main ASSFACE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are COMMUNISM IS STUPID involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASSFACE knee CUNT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DOG SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MOCKIE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT school for FLYING FUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] sufferers to become SHIT manically depressed and PIGFUCKER commit SEMEN suicide.
• There is no BUTTFUCKER cure, and the GANGBANG drugs that are available to, "calm" the FLYING FUCK tics often have adverse COCKSMOKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HELL perodol" which caused my entire I AM CORNHOLIO! body to go WIGGER numb and FUCKSTAIN basically made it NIGGA! worse than FELLATIO it is without the FLYING RAT'S ASS drug.

I am an active member of a DIRTY SANCHEZ tourette syndrome DILDO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CHICKEN SHIT the JACK OFF public view of Tourettes as a "NICARAGUA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PISS OFF MY ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WIENER sorry for ASSCRACK "hi-jacking" your CUNT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST this that really PEDOPHILIA annoys me. I am working towards a MONKEY SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DIPSHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKFACE, and making fun of a ASS horrible disorder is (not) CAMEL JOCKEY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your RAGHEAD time.

Best BITCH regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN TOOTHPASTE reply

As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are COMMUNISM IS STUPID not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONGOLIANS Westerners show is not an DALAI LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY countries. When showing TIENANMEN SQUARE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBETAN BUDDHISM in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not MELAMINE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DEMOCRACY byproduct of your RIVER CRABS SUCK capitalist society TIENANMEN SQUARE.

Li Chiang “OPINION” Wen

P.S. FENCE JUMPER Regards to Andrew INCEST Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS bastard who wrote this article. You can PUNANI punch him if you I'LL RAPE YOU want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIV NEGATIVE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough SALISBURY problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass LGBT RIGHTS put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my POMMIE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CONDOMS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKER and WANK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SACRAMENTO music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WANK BAND WITH 4 BITCH MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A NIGGER HORSE! CONDOMS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CONDOMS'S HOUSE

How CHINK to FIRECROTCH cure I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! the WHORE Tourette's TAFFY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FLYING FUCK for BEAVER Tourette's ASSFACE Syndrome HELLFUCKER is FUCK OFF following WANK these MOTHERFUCKER rules PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS in SEMEN order:

• 1: Avoid FLYING FUCK immature LAKE TITICACA little FELLATIO kids,
• 2: Count to ASS within WOP 10 SACREDseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DICK IN A BOX CUNTRAG CHIGGER nor NIGGER talk,
• 4: Tell POLACK yourself you NEGRO don't BELLEND have I AM CORNHOLIO! this JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WANKER WITH NASTY DICKHEAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CONDOMS last straw FUCKSTAIN!

I fucking put LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS' my comment at the TOP OF THE DICKFACE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BEANER the TOP OF RAPE THIS TITS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be RAT'S ASS offensive. RAT'S ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FEMADOM people who try WANK to battle TIBETAN BUDDHISM'FENCE JUMPER that tight-ass MAMA MIA 17-year-ORGASM—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DAMN IT it now, but someone said PECKERHEAD' JOHN SMILEY FACE CUM'ASSWIPE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FASHION BUG is a laughing BITCH matter. Plus there MOCKIE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHAKOPEE Uncyclopedia, there are OH SHI– articles ORGASM about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching KRAUT stuff. So BOOBS that means OSTRICH MY ASS stop getting mad at the SHIT first part too and FUCKHEAD talking about the RAT'S ASS letter that it's JOHN ELWAY mocking (what JACKASS letter? I don't even know what MACACA the heck you're talking about). Adrian BULLSHIT hi self CLUSTERFUCK even made a really TAFFY good point. "It's BRITNEY nothing more KRAUT from a head nod to a EMO knee tick". TAMPONS. Which I'll add DYKE onto PEEPEE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FLYING RAT'S ASS suffer that JENKEM much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK OFF be, because if I were a RAT'S COCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JERRY hilarious. If you I'LL RAPE YOU Want facts, go on TENTACLE RAPE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll COLGATE be offended, don't read BLOWJOB the freaking SUCK MY COCK article anyway.

FROG'S FAT ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SON OF A BITCH MONKEY SHIT DILDO BASTARD O KURWA! FU SPANG CHINK RAT'S ASS

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POMMIE FUCKBAG PEARL NECKLACE PEEPEE SHITE BULLSHIT DILDO FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK NORTH KOREA FUCK YOU SHITCOCK HOMO BONG ASSRAMMER TITMOUSE PUSSY CHINK DICK FLYING FUCK DIPSHIT HELL PISS ARTIST CUNT SCROTUM SHITSLINGING ASSHAT PEARL NECKLACE SOD OFF SHITSLINGING CHAV RECTUM RAIDER DAMN CHICKEN FRIES BONG SHIT JAP LAKE TITICACA FUCKING A YOU WANKER WHORE ARSE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WALRUS SHIT DOG SHIT FUCK YOU CUNT DAMN POOPOO CRAP TIT SPRINKLES GOAT DICK BITCH FUCK NUGGET DICKFACE TENTACLE RAPE FOUR-EYES NECROPHILIA GOBSHITE BOON ASSHAT COON SON OF A BITCH MONKEY SHIT SHIT WOP BOOBS POLAK VENEREAL DISEASE [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] FUDGEPACKER FIRECROTCH FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SLOPE POO POO BLOWJOB GREASER RAT'S ASS DOUCHEBAG BITCH PENIS ARSE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SACRAMENTO CHOAD BASTARD CRACKER NIGGER FUCK YOU BAD MOTHERFUCKER BUGGER SHITHEAD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FAGGOT BITCH PISS ARTIST RAPE GENITALIA ANAL DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! NICARAGUA HORSE PENIS OH SHI– PIGFUCKER FUCK CRACKER SHIT MOTHERFUCKER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DICKHEAD TRANNY DICKWAD MONKEY'S UNCLE SCUMBAG COCKSHITTER NIGGER RAT'S COCK ASSWIPE INCEST SHITFACE CUM DONKEY DICK ASSFACE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CUNTYMINTS HELL JACK ABRAMOFF DICKHEAD PISS OFF HO VAGINA JACK OFF LIMEY FELLATIO RUSTY TROMBONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CHUFF AMERICA ONLINE BITCH SHITBALLS PUSSY WARNER MUSIC GROUP GOD DAMMIT MARGARET THATCHER ABO PICKANINNY MALARKY CLEMEN ASSHAT PISSHOLE I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING A JAP LOLCAT BAD MOTHERFUCKER JUSTIN BIEBER DILDO BULLSHIT GIVING HEAD TITS CAMEL JOCKEY PUSSY SHIT FUCKING BASEBALL I'LL RAPE YOU REDNECK GOBSHITE SHITFACE [EXPLETIVE] MOTHERFUCKER TITTYWANK SHITTY DOT HEAD SHITCOCK CHOAD HELL DUNE COON FUCK FELCHMONKEY BUGFUCK MASTURBATION DICKFACE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKWIT CUNT CRAPPER RAGHEAD CUNTRAG ALF CRACKER DONALD RUMSFELD WHORE FEWMETS MINORITIES WETBACK HONKY WIENER BASTARD ASSFACE CRAPPY NAZI CLEMEN FROG'S FAT ASS PISS SCUMBAG CUNTRAG AMERICA'S GREAT! SHITHEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PICKANINNY FUCKSTAIN FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD KRAUT KRAUT KNOBJOCKEY BONER FUCKWIT DOUCHING GRIS FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN GREASER TAFFY BOON HOMO GOBSHITE NIGGER TITS SUGARTITS FUCKING IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHITCUNTING DIPSHIT PEDOPHILIA NECROPHILIA [expletive deleted] BORDER HOPPER COCKSUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS INJUN POOPOO FEMADOM BOOBIES ANAL DIABETES DAMNATION COCKSTUFFER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM TWAT JESSE McCARTNEY NIPPLES JERRY TIMBER NIGGER MARCH OF FLAMES DILDO NIHILISM WOP SHIT CUNT CHRISTHUMPER WANKSPLAT INCEST SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WIKIPEDIA BASTARD THONG TASTER ASSFACE DICKHEAD TOSSER DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MOTHERFUCKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES NI FAG FRITZ BULLSHIT SHIT [Insert swear here] GRINGO SCRATCH! GROUNDER! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ABO BULLSHIT INCEST HELL SHITCOCK I RAPE WALRUSES! O KURWA! MOCCASINS CHINK FASHION BUG PISSHOLE WETBACK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK OFF and with the HELL and his DIPSHIT of girraffes in which SPIC while reading about CLUSTERFUCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PISS OFF also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCKING A