Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's TITTIES'COON'ARSE'NEGRO'HADJI'LGBT RIGHTS'HELL Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DICK TITS neurochemical FUCK disorder MOLDY TITS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BLOWJOB, sudden PAKI m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FRITZ or SHITFACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly STEVE BALLMER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated NIGNOG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHIT LIKE A HORSE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CRAP words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TOSSER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GOAT DICK utterFUCKance of socially BUTTFUCKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSCRACK television programs to address I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! Tourette's syndrome.

FAG Tourette's is CLUSTERFUCK not to be SHIT confused with DILDO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKSTAIN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SEMEN random HITLER disorientation, culturally-FUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SOD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JOHNNY language, FUCKTARD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WIENER WANK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky COON souvenir shoppes and massive PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS quantities RICK MORANIS of ANAL DIABETES BORDER HOPPER garbage.

Darnit.

A BIRD SHIT Polite Note to the CAUCASIANS Author:

The ARSE Tourette's KRAUT Research Institute was CHUFF founded to SOD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have YOU SUCK BALLS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your POLACK article CHAV funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or OH SHI– changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK YOU.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BUTT PIRATE Tourrette's sufferers DARTH VADER swear. You can CHENEY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BOOBS TV, for always focusing on the JIZZ bad side of a terrible FLYING FUCK thing.
• The main NAZI symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BOOBS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HENTAI' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small COCKGOBLIN knee SHITE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is MONASTERIES no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PISS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BUTTFUCKER school for BUGGER OFF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TWISTY VAGINA sufferers to become CUNTBUCKET manically depressed and JIZZ commit FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK suicide.
• There is no ARSE cure, and the SHITSKIN drugs that are available to, "calm" the GOBSHITE tics often have adverse FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FENCE JUMPER perodol" which caused my entire ANAL body to go BIG FOOT numb and I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE basically made it NIGGA! worse than FROG'S FAT ASS it is without the VAGINA drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKFACE tourette syndrome PISS ARTIST association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BULLSHIT the DICKFACE public view of Tourettes as a "FLAMING ASS BADGER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASSCRACK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am YOU WANKER sorry for SHITPISSER "hi-jacking" your JACK ABRAMOFF entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BASTARD this that really POLAK annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DICK IN A BOX article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JACKASS, and making fun of a NIGGER horrible disorder is (not) GRIS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your VAGINA time.

Best ASSHAT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SONNY BILL WILLIAMS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TANK MAN reply

As EUROIPODS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONASTERIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GOOGLE Westerners show is not an INDIA HAS NUKES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those HUMAN RIGHTS countries. When showing NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust WIKIPEDIA in countries CENSORSHIP leadership, those problems does not HUMAN RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN TOOTHPASTE byproduct of your WIKIPEDIA capitalist society AMERICA'S GREAT!.

Li Chiang “NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS” Wen

P.S. WHORE Regards to Andrew ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

The PISS bastard who wrote this article. You can GOOK punch him if you MOTHERFUCKER want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CHENEY saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my FELLATIO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BLOWJOB Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are GOBSHITE and BELLEND playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DAMMIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) RAPE BAND WITH 4 DICKFACE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A RECTUM RAIDER HORSE! BLOWJOB IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BLOWJOB'S HOUSE

How SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH to DICKHEAD cure I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! the SON OF A BITCH Tourette's BITCH Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BASTARD for PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Tourette's MY ANUS IS BLEEDING Syndrome BOOBIES is KRAUT following GO COUNT YOUR DICK these FUCKING JUMP! rules RAT'S ASS in CUNTSWILLING order:

• 1: Avoid KAFFIR immature NIGGER little ASSWIPE kids,
• 2: Count to CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE within CUNNILINGUS 10 FUCKING Aseconds,
• 3: Do not open your GYPSY ASSCRACK KRAUT nor KIKE talk,
• 4: Tell CRAPMUNCHER yourself you DARTH VADER don't GOD DAMMIT have JAP this PISS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK POMMIE WITH NASTY CAMEL FUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BASTARD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BLOWJOB last straw WANK!

I fucking put DOUCHETITS' my comment at the TOP OF THE TAMPONS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CLUSTERFUCK the TOP OF FENCE JUMPER THIS DAMN ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITTING DICK NIPPLES offensive. ASSCRACK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! people who try RAT'S ASS to battle POMMIE'FUCK that tight-ass EMO 17-year-SHUT UP, MEG!—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ASS it now, but someone said DOODIE HEAD' PISSHOLE LOLCAT'PUSSY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BANGKOK is a laughing O CANADA matter. Plus there FUCKSTAIN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU Uncyclopedia, there are TWISTY VAGINA articles NEGRO about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HENTAI stuff. So INJUN that means FUCK OFF stop getting mad at the ASSCRACK first part too and BIRD SHIT talking about the TITS letter that it's ASS mocking (what DAMN letter? I don't even know what SHITBALLS the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITE hi self SHITTY even made a really JAP good point. "It's POLESMOKER nothing more POMMIE from a head nod to a LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD knee tick". CHUFF. Which I'll add [expletive deleted] onto EPIDIDYMIS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DAGO suffer that HO much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FLYING RAT'S ASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK YOU be, because if I were a OSTRICH MY ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DICKLICK hilarious. If you QUEEF Want facts, go on TOSSER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITHEAD be offended, don't read NIGNOG the freaking POLESMOKER article anyway.

GOOK SHITPISSER SHITFACE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JENKEM SAGGY TITS DOUCHEBAG PEDOPHILIA BITCH GANGBANG

ORGASM TOSSER WANK DAMN DICK CHICKEN BRITNEY FRIG SHITE PISS OFF ARSE GRAPE PENIS INCEST HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS GARBAGE DAY! FUCK A DUCK CHOAD KISSER PISSHOLE SHITTY BULLSHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASSWIPE CHUFF MOTHERFUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK CLUSTERFUCK COCKSHITTER BULLSHIT BALLS RAT'S ASS HOLY DUMB FUCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BONG DICKFACE FUCK YOU DONKEY PUNCHER HELLFIRE FLYING RAT'S ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CRAPPY HAIL SATAN! FUCK OFF DAMN IT suck my mothers BENCH PRESS ART METAL PRODUCTS DEVELOPERS! DICKLICK FUCKING COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK OSTRICH MY ASS TURD YOU WANKER VAGINA DICKHEAD TESTICLE CHOKE WANK PORCH MONKEY CUNT PECKERHEAD DAGO FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKHEAD SON OF A BITCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SPANK THE MONKEY WANK ASS FUCKTARD DONKEY DICK BASTARD ASSHOLE RAT'S ASS CUNTYMINTS SHIT PICKANINNY AMERICAN SPELLING FUCKHEAD FUCKER VAGINA BUTTFUCKER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CUNT PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHIT PENIS FUCKFACE DICK GOD DAMMIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CHOAD DICK IN A BOX JERRY LIMEY SHIT WANK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT YOU WANKER ABO FUCKHEAD BUGGER OFF SHITBALLS LET'S SHIT ASSWIPE BUGGER OFF GOD DAMN JACK OFF NIGGER TITS DONKEY PUNCHER GANGBANG NECROPHILIA GOAT DICK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE ALEX TREBEK FRITZ CHOAD CHIGGER BITCH PAKI I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK OFF GOATSE INBRED LIMEY [EXPLETIVE] MILF WILLY WONKA PISS ARTIST SPIC COCK COON HELLFUCKER CHAV TWAT SHITHEAD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASS LICKER FLYING FUCK KIDDY FIDDLER BITCH FUCKTARD TITS PISS OFF CUNT CRAP ON A STICK BLISTERING BARNACLES BITCH TIT SPRINKLES FUCKHEAD PRICK SHITFACE WANK YOU WANKER SHIT RAT'S COCK TITS & DICKS GOD DAMN CUNT FUCKTARD WANK SHIT PUSSYLICKER AUTOFELLATIO FLYING RAT'S ASS CUM SCUMBAG MY ANUS IS BLEEDING AUTOFELLATIO DAGO MARGARET THATCHER NIGGER COCKSUCKER CLEMEN MALARKY ART METAL PRODUCTS CHICKEN SHIT TOSSER FUCKFACE PISS OFF BEAVER POLAK GO HOME AND DIE DICKFACE WIENER WINDOWS VISTA JACKASS SHIT WINDOWS VISTA NI MAMA MIA BOOBS CUNTYMINTS BASTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CONDOMS TUBA CLEMEN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SPIC CTHULHU FHTAGN TWO-INCH PENIS COCK 666 IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RAT'S ASS CHICKEN SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK MOTHERFUCKER BUKKAKE GOD BLESS AMERICA ASS CUNT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE BALL SACK CUNTRAG SEX I'LL RAPE YOU DELICIOUS CAKE PENISBIRD ASS WIENER FLYING FUCK ASSWIPE HORSE SHIT FUCK OFF FUCKFACE JERRY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DAMN HOMO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS UP MY ARSE DAMN INCEST HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS GOD DAMN SPANK THE MONKEY SHITE FUCK WANK CONDOMS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FROG'S FAT ASS SEX PRICK BEAVER LIMEY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCK OFF DICK POOPY BIGNOSE CUM TWAT SAND NIGGER FUCKING FOUR-EYES WANK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASSWIPE CUNT INBRED BASEBALL SIGMUND FREUD ARSEBADGERS NIGNOG CARPET MUNCHER FUCKHEAD MONKEY SHIT PUSSY CLUSTERFUCK SHITCUNTING BALLS CUNT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SON OF A BITCH COCKSHITTER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CRAPPY CHIGGER SMILES PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SON OF A BITCH CRAPPY MOTHERFUCKER PUNANI BITCH FUCK OFF FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK HOSER JERK OFF CRAPPY REDSKIN PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM HITLER ASSHOLE HORSE SHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON NIGNOG BITCH CAPTAIN CRUNCH ASSHOLE WIENER MAMA MIA SAND NIGGER CAMEL JOCKEY BULLSHIT RUSTY TROMBONE DAMN PENIS FUCKER GIVING HEAD ASSWIPE INBRED ASSFACE TITWANK ASSWIPE SEMEN FUCKING YOGHURT CANNON CRAPFUCKER PISS SPUNK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BEANER SHIT JERRY RHODESIA SHIT FLYING FUCK BIRD SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX HELL DEVELOPERS! WIGGER HENTAI TUBA MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BOOBIES MOZILLA FIREFOX HOMO FAG WANK HORSE PENIS TAMPONS SEX CRAP ON A STICK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! LET'S SHIT FUCKHEAD FUCK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CUNT ABO CHUFF O CANADA BUTT PIRATE DONKEY PUNCHER BITCH AOL IPs MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS GOD DAMMIT SUCK MY DICK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CUNT LET'S SHIT DICKWAD COLGATE All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy DAMNATION JAP BUGGER OFF DONKEY PUNCHER BOOBS SEMEN UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! HELL PENISBIRD PUSSY BONG FELCHING MOZILLA FIREFOX MOCCASINS PISS ARTIST FUCKING A FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD RAT'S COCK JACK OFF TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ORGASM BUGFUCK SHIT MASTURBATION PIG EMO D'OH SHITSKIN DAMN BITCH SHITFUCKER TITS & DICKS SUCK MY COCK DOUCHE BULLCRAP SHUT UP, MEG! CLUSTERFUCK PISS SAMUEL L. JACKSON INBRED BORDER HOPPER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES EMO FUCKING ASSHOLE DICKHEAD WANK GOD DAMMIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FENCE JUMPER DIPSHIT BOLLOCKS FUCKSTAIN JOHNNY PECKERHEAD CUNT ASS BULLSHIT BITCH FUCKFACE YOUR MOM BUGFUCK BELLEND SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKSTAIN SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DUMBASS BOOBS GOD DAMN JOHNNY NAZI ASSCRACK FUCKWIT ART METAL PRODUCTS BULLSHIT BUGGER FUCK KRAUT JESSE McCARTNEY JIGGABOO ABO PUSSYLICKER MOCKIE BITCH FIRECROTCH CUNTYMINTS NIGNOG HOMO DOUCHETITS DIRTY SANCHEZ HELL ALF ASSHAT ORANGE TURTLE DUMBASS ASSHAT TESTICLE CHOKE QUEEF FUCKTARD LENS CRAFTERS BLUMPKIN BORDER HOPPER DAMMIT JOY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PISS OFF MY ASS DAMN FAG GOAT DICK POLAK WALRUS SHIT KRAUT EXTRA LONG PENIS DOG SHIT [EXPLETIVE] HO SHITE WANK FUDGEPACKER BATHING SUIT AREA SHITFUCKER NAZI VAGINA FUCKWIT CRAP ON A STICK FEMADOM COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BANGKOK FUCKSTAIN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSFACE BIBLE BASHER SHUT UP, MEG! POLAK KITTENS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DAMN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASSHOLE SHITE FREE ELECTIONS FRIG JACK OFF DICKHEAD GOOK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH MALARKY ASSWIPE COCKSUCKER ASS DICKHEAD [expletive deleted] FRITZ SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CRAP MARY WHITEHOUSE SAMUEL L. JACKSON PUNANI D'OH WETBACK KRAUT SHITBALLS DOODIE HEAD BLUMPKIN BONER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS WANK FELCHING ASSFACE DAMNATION MOTHERFUCKER BUKKAKE SHITSLINGING TONY LA RUSSA INBRED FROG DOT HEAD SHITFACE FUCKFACE TIT SPRINKLES FUCK A DUCK FUCKHEAD WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! FUCKFACE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCK WANKER OH SHI– SHITSLINGING MOLDY TITS NEGRO ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JIGGABOO LIKE FATHER LIKE SON GOD DAMN CRAP CHAV YOGHURT CANNON LOGJAMMER WIKIPEDIA PORCUPINE'S BALLS JAP ANUSCAKE BIGNOSE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHIT DUMBASS EPIDIDYMIS RICK MORANIS NORTH KOREA QUEEF SHIT LIKE A HORSE COCK COON ASSBANDIT FUCKWIT FUCKFACE GREASER JACK ABRAMOFF SCROTUM FUCK A DUCK BAT FUCK INSANE GREASER SHITSLINGING BOLLOCKS CAMEL JOCKEY PEDOPHILIA FUCKSTAIN NECROPHILIA SCUMBAG WANK WANK GOD DAMN CUNT BLUE PENIS! DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMN DAMMIT MOCCASINS HADJI FUCK CRAPMUNCHER FUCKING A CHUFF [expletive deleted] ASS BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! BALL SACK FUCKSTAIN NAZI PISS ARTIST YOUR MOM RAT'S COCK RUSKIE FUCK YOU SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BITCH GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASSFACE RAT'S ASS TWAT DICK YOU WANKER WIGGER SPICY CUNT FUCK COCKSTUFFER BASTARD BOYCOTT VIACOM! FEWMETS I WILL END YOU! CHIGGER POWERSHIT ASSHAT PUSSYLICKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GOD DAMN BASTARD FRITZ DICKLICK TAMPON IN MY ASS [EXPLETIVE] DOUCHE FAGGOT I DON'T HAVE AIDS FUCK LIMEY BASTARD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BEANER CLEMEN FUCKSTAIN BIRD SHIT GOD DAMN SAMUEL L. JACKSON PENIS ON A STICK SHITBALLS BASTARD SHITHEAD CHICKEN SHIT DICK CHICKEN DEVELOPERS! DICKLICK FUCKING A BASTARD BUKKAKE WIGGER ALEX TREBEK WANKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH HONKY BALLS TITTIES DAMN IT ASSHAT WANK SACRAMENTO YID SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUDDHISM JOHNNY PEDOPHILIA SON OF A BITCH MONKEY'S UNCLE CHRISTHUMPER KAFFIR FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TWAT FUCK JAP FUDGEPACKER DICK CHICKEN BLESSED DAMN SAINT BOLLOCKS FUCK DILDO POMMIE DAMN IT CRACKER HOT GRITS SHITHEAD DOT HEAD FUCKSTAIN NORTH KOREA MOTHERFUCKER HELL DOUCHEBAG ASSCRACK NI EXTRA LONG PENIS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BALLS BITCH SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE PISSHOLE DONALD RUMSFELD SHITPISSER DICKHEAD FENCE JUMPER CUNT CLEMEN FUCKING SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS GRIS HELL BIGNOSE CRAPFUCKER SHIT DICK CHICKEN FUCK A DUCK TWISTY VAGINA ASS DIPSHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PAKI JACKASS NIPPLES SHITFACE POLAK RAT'S COCK BUTT PIRATE CUM JACK OFF IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BULLSHIT DOUCHING DUMBASS BUGGER FUCK YOU [EXPLETIVE] PORCH MONKEY FELCHING FUCKING A MOTHERFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY SHITFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNT FROG BELLEND CUNT CUNNILINGUS SOD OFF DUMBASS BONER MASTURBATION FUCK YOU CLEMEN VAGINA MARY WHITEHOUSE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! ASSWIPE TIT SPRINKLES SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PEDOPHILIA BITCH INBRED RAT'S COCK HAIL SATAN! COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK COCKSUCKER CRACKER SHITSLINGING DAMMIT CHIGGER HONKY PUSSY DAMN FUCKHEAD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BELGIUM SHITCOCK FELCHING LET'S SHIT CLUSTERFUCK ASS ASS FUCK OFF FUCKTARD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BUGGER CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKING A CAPTAIN CRUNCH THONG TASTER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MOZILLA FIREFOX BOOBIES CAMEL JOCKEY GENITALIA JENKEM PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HELL GO HOME AND DIE PISS DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE JUSTIN BIEBER BULLSHIT DOUCHE NAZI WANK DAMN TUBA TOTAL TURD TITTIES EAT MY SHIT! DICK FUCK YOU LOGJAMMER BUKKAKE PECKERHEAD ASS FUCKTARD CUNT PIG FUCKING A DONKEY PUNCHER DOUCHING SHITFACE O CANADA HOMO LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT SHITE BITCH BASTARD POTTYMOUTH POMMIE COLGATE WOP SHIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSBANDIT FUCK ASSCRACK NIPPLES FUCKSTAIN CHRIST OF TABERNACLE CROTCH FUCKSTAIN HENTAI FROG'S FAT ASS suck my mothers DICKFACE SHITHEAD NECROPHILIA SEX POLAK INBRED JENKEM TIMBER NIGGER WIENER CUNT HELL HOMO KAFFIR ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP COON CHOAD REBECCA BLACK ASSHOLE BELLEND GYPSY RAGHEAD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST JIZZ VAGINA TITS DOG FUCKER DAMN PENIS ON A STICK PENIS ON A STICK MONKEY SHIT FUCK YOU FLYING RAT'S ASS DICK IN A BOX ARSE DOUCHING PIG MILF HO YOUR MOM QUEEF ART METAL PRODUCTS FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKFACE TWAT ASSFACE CONDOMS DAMN GOD DAMN FUCK A DUCK PISSHOLE TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FAGGOT MONKEY SHIT DAMMIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ASS DOM DeLUISE DOUCHEBAG COON COCKSMOKER MASTICATION FOR THE NATION FUCKFACE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD RAT'S COCK GOD DAMN ASSHAT HORSE SHIT HOT GRITS TITTIES WANKSPLAT JIGGABOO DAMN DIPSHIT FAG SHITCUNTING FUCKING PORCH MONKEY ASSRAPING NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FROG'S FAT ASS PISS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS ARTIST DUNE COON SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TITS PUSSYLICKER CUNNILINGUS ARSE WANK MARY WHITEHOUSE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BASTARD CHINK POMMIE SHITCOCK QUEEF MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT JENKEM suck my mothers POMMIE BAD MOTHERFUCKER WANK BLUMPKIN ASSHOLE ASSWIPE HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE 666 ASSHAT SEMEN [expletive deleted] PISS ARTIST MOTHERFUCKER RAPE SHITFACE GOBSHITE BULLSHIT PECKERHEAD MOTHERFUCKER BIGNOSE ASSFACE FUCK OFF JOHNNY ASSHAT CUNT MOTHERFUCKER RAGHEAD JUNGLE BUNNY CLEMEN GOD DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER SLOPE SHITSKIN SHITTY CLIT BLOWJOB GOBSHITE SHUT UP, MEG! DEVELOPERS! ASSHAT BULLSHIT ASSFACE FUCK YOU LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PISS BOON PIECE OF SHIT BUTT PIRATE DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKWIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BELLEND DILDO [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] WIKIPEDIA FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CAMEL FUCKER FEMADOM PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! BONER PIG ABO BRITNEY SHIT ASSHOLE SHITE SHITTY GRIS DEVELOPERS! ORGASM TWAT CRAP ON A STICK DONALD RUMSFELD POMMIE DICKHEAD SMEG SACRAMENTO GOD DAMN GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER MONKEY SHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! CUNT FUCKTARD BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BOOBIES EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG MILF CHIGGER JACK OFF BUGGER POMMIE TURD SHITHEAD DAMMIT DUMBASS WOMEN'S RIGHTS TUBA BIG FOOT COCKSUCKER HEIL HITLER! BULLSHIT DAMN FAG ASS I WILL KILL YOU! RAPE BASTARD NIGGER ASSHAT CHENEY BUTTFUCKER TWISTY VAGINA SHITCOCK CLEMEN GIVING HEAD ANAL pen0r FUCK JACKASS ASSFACE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE EPIDIDYMIS TIT DIRT ASSWIPE BASTARD NIPPLES CUM DOM DeLUISE SUCK MY COCK ARSE SAGGY TITS NIGGER JACKASS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHITCOCK TITTIES SHITE PEARL NECKLACE ORGASM NIPPLES SCROTUM BULLCRAP COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS YID PEARL NECKLACE ASSHOLE SHITFACE ASS DUMBASS DIRTY SANCHEZ BULLSHIT I'LL RAPE YOU DICK IN A BOX CC PLZ TWAT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BEAVER DICKHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT REDSKIN BITCH JACKASS SHIT STEVE BALLMER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SACRAMENTO MOTHERFUCKER FUCK ASS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive EPIDIDYMIS and with the PENIS and his COCK of girraffes in which HELL while reading about DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See WANK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCKER