Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's I RAPE WALRUSES!'DAGO'SHITFACE'CHICKEN SHIT'PEDOPHILIA'PIG'YOU WANKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FIRECROTCH neurochemical FUCK disorder BEAVER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CRAPMUNCHER, sudden PORCH MONKEY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements POLAK or NEGRO vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FLYING FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSFACE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PISS ARTIST include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ANUSCAKE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TACO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HI, BILLY MAYS HERE STEVE BALLMER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DICK TITS utterFUCKance of socially FLYING FUCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PUSSY television programs to address JUSTIN BIEBER Tourette's syndrome.

MILF Tourette's is TITS not to be WILLY WONKA confused with QUEEF Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BUGGER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT random ANUSCAKE disorientation, culturally-SHITTY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TOTAL outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CLUSTERFUCK language, HELL and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GIVING HEAD FUCKING of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HEIL HITLER! souvenir shoppes and massive CLEAN DRINKING WATER quantities AY-AY-AY of ANAL DIABETES RAT'S ASS garbage.

Darnit.

A DICKLICK Polite Note to the GOD DAMMIT Author:

The CUNNILINGUS Tourette's PENIS ON A BUN Research Institute was SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH founded to FUCKING.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITHEAD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASS LICKER article HORSE PENIS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and REDNECK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DUMBASS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of TITMOUSE Tourrette's sufferers SHITFUCKER swear. You can DELICIOUS CAKE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITE TV, for always focusing on the WANK bad side of a terrible ASSHAT thing.
• The main SAGGY TITS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CLIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WALRUS SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKBAG knee JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is TITTYWANK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK A DUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITE school for WILLY WONKA something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK sufferers to become WANKER manically depressed and CHOAD KISSER commit SHITCOCK suicide.
• There is no NIPPLES cure, and the BOOBS drugs that are available to, "calm" the SEX tics often have adverse FUCKHEAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ROSIE O'DONNELL perodol" which caused my entire SPANK THE MONKEY body to go ASS numb and LET'S SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than KAFFIR it is without the FLYING FUCK drug.

I am an active member of a SHIT tourette syndrome COCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BUKKAKE the DICKWAD public view of Tourettes as a "HITLER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TITTIES much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DAMN sorry for SHITTY "hi-jacking" your BIGNOSE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like YID this that really GIVING HEAD annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKHEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK NUGGET, and making fun of a YOU WANKER horrible disorder is (not) ASSRAPING funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ORGASM time.

Best CARPET MUNCHER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DICKFACE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS reply

As ELECTION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill UIGURS Westerners show is not an INDIA HAS NUKES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHRISTIANITY degenerate capitalist culture in those FREEDOM OF SPEECH countries. When showing BUDDHIST MONK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIVER CRABS SUCK in countries RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not DISSIDENTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT MOVEMENT byproduct of your MONASTERIES capitalist society MELAMINE.

Li Chiang “LHASA” Wen

P.S. PISS Regards to Andrew DOUCHING Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can WANKER punch him if you I'LL RAPE YOU want to.

As a HIV NEGATIVE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CONDOMS article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this SALISBURY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not UNITED KINGDOM white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TITS & DICKS saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my CUNTBUCKET intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CRAPMUNCHER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FELLATIO and WIGGER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with GOBSHITE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BAND WITH 4 GOOK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITFUCKER HORSE! CRAPMUNCHER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CRAPMUNCHER'S HOUSE

How BASTARD to FUCKSTAIN cure FUDGEPACKER the BITCH Tourette's RAT'S COCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCK for TAFFY Tourette's CAMEL JOCKEY Syndrome PEDOPHILIA is SHITHEAD following FLAMING ASS BADGER these CUNT rules ASSFACE in FLYING RAT'S ASS order:

• 1: Avoid MOTHERFUCKER immature BASTARD little BRITNEY kids,
• 2: Count to DAGO within GYPSY 10 RAPEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your NORTH KOREA MOTHERFUCKER WANKER nor ASS LICKER talk,
• 4: Tell ASS yourself you BASTARD don't RAPE have BOOBIES this ASSFACE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FROG WITH NASTY WIKIPEDIA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITPISSER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CRAPMUNCHER last straw YOU WANKER!

I fucking put CLIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE BASTARD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BUTT PIRATE the TOP OF TITTIES THIS KNOBJOCKEY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be YID offensive. HI, BILLY MAYS HERE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BIRD IN THE HOUSE people who try KNOBJOCKEY to battle CUNTRAG'FUCKING A that tight-ass DICKLICK 17-year-MOTHERFUCKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PUSSY it now, but someone said PUSSY' PISS JACKASS SHIT'ASSFACE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING NAZI is a laughing TONY LA RUSSA matter. Plus there ASS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKTARD Uncyclopedia, there are HELLFUCKER articles GOD DAMN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SEX stuff. So CUNT CRAPPER that means CUNT stop getting mad at the BEAVER first part too and FUCKTARD talking about the FUCK letter that it's COCK mocking (what DICK IN A BOX letter? I don't even know what FLYING FUCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian CUNT hi self WANKER even made a really RAT'S COCK good point. "It's BITCH nothing more MONKEY BALLS from a head nod to a FUCKTARD knee tick". CHINK. Which I'll add SHIT onto FRIG saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKING suffer that DONKEY PUNCHER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SON OF A BITCH it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DICK TITS be, because if I were a FEMADOM Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DICKFACE hilarious. If you CRAPFUCKER Want facts, go on RAT'S COCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITFACE be offended, don't read MY ANUS IS BLEEDING the freaking SHAKOPEE article anyway.

FUCKBAG SHIT PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER CHRISTHUMPER BEAVER CUNTBUCKET HEIL HITLER! BUGGER OFF GOD DAMMIT

60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS CROTCH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITSLINGING DUMBASS TENTACLE RAPE YOU WANKER TOWELHEAD BULLSHIT PRICK DOUCHING FOUR-EYES BUTT-HOLE SHIT NIGGER JOHNNY NIGGER FUCKTARD BLUMPKIN FUCKTARD CHRIST OF TABERNACLE BEAVER CUM AUTOFELLATIO JACK OFF FUCKING FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFUCKER SHITFACE PISS OFF MY ASS TAFFY DAMN CRAP RAT'S ASS CHICKEN SHIT PISS WOMEN'S RIGHTS suck my mothers ASSHOLE SHITHEAD LET'S SHIT OH SHI– CUNT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HORSE SHIT NIGGER FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE POTTYMOUTH FUCKWIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK OFF FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK ASSHAT HORSE PENIS HOT GRITS RAT'S ASS HELL BITCH MILF PISS ARTIST TOTAL WIGGER FUCK A DUCK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHITE DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITHEAD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT WEHATEMARIO FUCK YOU BASTARD PISSHOLE ARSE TOSSER WETBACK WIENER BUGGER OFF HAIL SATAN! CRACKER FLYING FUCK BASTARD TWAT PEARL NECKLACE ASS HO RAT'S ASS TITS & DICKS DOUCHING CHINK WANK CUNT FAG NIPPLES JACK OFF SEX PENIS DUMBASS DOUCHEBAG DOUCHETITS MONKEY BALLS BUTTFUCKER FENCE JUMPER GOBSHITE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR COCKSMOKER HUMAN RIGHTS YID FUCKING SHITSLINGING YUKY DOODY TIT DIRT SHIT HOMO BITCH WETBACK FUCKING A ASSHAT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FLYING FUCK BOOBS SON OF A BITCH SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BASTARD FLYING FUCK MONKEY BALLS MONKEY'S UNCLE FLYING FUCK CUNTRAG BALL SACK SUGARTITS NIGGER BUDDHISM LET'S SHIT DARTH VADER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS POMMIE TWAT POTTYMOUTH PORCH MONKEY HELL FIRECROTCH DOUCHING ASSHAT FEWMETS MICK BITCH PIG FUCKFACE SHITHEAD LIMEY RAT'S ASS BITCH WANKER WETBACK ICE CREAM DONALD RUMSFELD BULLSHIT PENISFUCK FELCHMONKEY TITS CLUSTERFUCK CUNT FUCK HOLY DUMB FUCK ASSHOLE MILF MALARKY SEMEN RAPE BATMAN & ROBIN FUCK YOU WANKER D'OH ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP NECROPHILIA MOCCASINS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA VENEREAL DISEASE BUTTFUCKER BALL SACK DOG FUCKER INBRED FUCK OFF TWAT FRIG OH SHI– MOTHERFUCKER SHITE GOD DAMN BOON AUTOFELLATIO FLAMEVIPER JACK ABRAMOFF PENIS FUCKSTAIN MASTURBATION MASTURBATION BELLEND TIT SPRINKLES MONKEY BALLS FENCE JUMPER DOUCHEBAG PISS OFF SHITSKIN WIKIPEDIA ASSHAT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CHENEY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BITCH QUEEF ANAL DIABETES DILDO MASTURBATION NIGNOG ARSE GOD DAMN FUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY SHITTY CHOAD PISSHOLE KRAUT ASSRAPING ARSE TRANNY YOU WANKER PISS CHENEY NIGGER RUSKIE FUCKWIT FUCKWIT BOLLOCKS TWAT CUNT POWERSHIT CHICKEN SHIT SHITE PIECE OF SHIT CHINK SHITSLINGING I AM CORNHOLIO! PISS OFF FRIG ASSCRACK CUNT [expletive deleted] FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE LET'S SHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS GARBAGE DAY! TITS & DICKS SHITSKIN FUCK MAMA MIA FLYING FUCK CUNT CRAPPER DILDO WANK SCROTUM NAZI DAMN FRENCH TICKLER BASTARD DICKHEAD SMEG DICK JACKASS BEAVER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT VAGINA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FIRECROTCH POMMIE FUCK CRACKER BASTARD CRACKER NIGGER TOWELHEAD KIKE FUCKTARD ASSWIPE JACKASS REBECCA BLACK FUCKER MOLDY TITS PISS FRED PHELPS SEX FUCKHEAD DICKFACE TITS BUTTFUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA CUNTSWILLING VAGINA RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN PENIS JOHN SMILEY FACE SAMUEL L. JACKSON JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCK SHITE FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE DAMN ASS JOHNNY NIGGER BALL SACK SHITFACE ASSFACE POLACK SHITFACE HORSE SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY LET'S SHIT DOUCHING PEACEFUL FUCK DAMN IT INCEST DOUCHING FRIG BOON CUNT FROG PENIS ON A BUN FAG WETBACK LET'S SHIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHIT ASS FASCIST DYKE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKHEAD PRICK ASS DAMN HELL ASS FROG suck my mothers WANKER WIKIPEDIA DAMN PISSHOLE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PICKANINNY FUCKING JUMP! MOTHERFUCKER DOG FUCKER DAMNATION SEMEN CAMEL FUCKER HO COON CHOAD BLISTERING BARNACLES TITTIES DICKLICK DOG SHIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? JAP FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CONDOMS DICKLICK MONKEY BALLS PIECE OF SHIT ASSFACE CUNT ABO JIGGABOO FRIG P'KANG AUTOFELLATIO SHITTY FUCKSTAIN YID ASSHAT TWO-INCH PENIS BONER NAZI AUTOFELLATIO CRAPMUNCHER RAT'S ASS BATHING SUIT AREA COCKSUCKER TOSSER PISS OFF FUCKWIT POMMIE CLEMEN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS SHIT PRICK SCROTUM BASTARD BITCH ALF GOATSE FUDGEPACKER WETBACK FUCK FUCK SHITFACE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT HELLFIRE FUCK OFF MASTURBATION TIT SPRINKLES MONKEY'S UNCLE DAMN SHITFACE PANCHEN LAMA NIPPLES NIGNOG ORANGE TURTLE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DUMBASS BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY FU SPANG NAZI LENS CRAFTERS MONKEY SHIT ARSE BASTARD MONKEY'S UNCLE WOODPECKERSHIT SAND NIGGER ORGASM FLAMING ASS BADGER PISS ARTIST FUCKFACE JIZZ FEWMETS PISS CUNT DAMN DICKFACE PISS WOODPECKERSHIT SEMEN SEX SHITTING DICK NIPPLES LAKE TITICACA WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CRAPPY FOUR-EYES COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TITWANK MORGAN TSVANGIRAI PISS ARTIST FROG WOODPECKERSHIT EMO JESSE McCARTNEY CROTCH ANUSCAKE BEAVER TRANNY BOOBS CONDOMS PRICK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCK CLIT CUNT HONKY FUCKSTAIN REDNECK FUCKBAG MOZILLA FIREFOX DICK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA GOD DAMN SUCK COCKS IN HELL! RANDY TRAVIS DICKFACE SACRAMENTO FUCKFACE BITCH DICK TITS SACRAMENTO DAMN PAKI FUCKING A GOD DAMN JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CONDOMS WIENER ANUSCAKE TITTIES CUNT CLIT PISSHOLE COCKSUCKER RAT'S COCK PISS UP MY ARSE FIRECROTCH DAMN IT FUCK YOU DUMBASS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ARSE CHOAD FUCK YOU WIENER KRAUT DOODIE HEAD O CANADA JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PISS OFF BAD MOTHERFUCKER POOPOO JUNGLE BUNNY CUNTING ASSCRACK DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSFACE COCKSMOKER BLOWJOB POMMIE BITCH DOM DeLUISE COCK SUCK MY DICK RUSTY TROMBONE [Insert stupid word you just made up here] DUMBASS SHITCOCK BUKKAKE VENEREAL DISEASE SOD OFF CUNT FELCHING BOLLOCKS HELL DICKFACE TACO SHITCUNTING SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SCROTUM CHIGGER PISS OFF FRAK CUM HELL REDNECK NI CUNT WARNER MUSIC GROUP JIZZ SHITSLINGING BITCH CRACKER FUCKTARD FUCKWIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS YOU WANKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS POTTYMOUTH BULLSHIT FUCKSTAIN CUNT RAT'S COCK BUTT PIRATE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DYKE TRANNY MILF NIGGER SPIC [EXPLETIVE] SOD FLYING FUCK SON OF A BITCH BOLLOCKS PECKERHEAD BUGGER OFF CLEMEN FAGGOT YOUR MOM DOUCHETITS SCROTUM TRANNY SHITCOCK FUCKFACE BUNG-HOLE CHIGGER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SOD NIGGER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK COCKGOBLIN ASSHOLE ASSHOLE CRAPMUNCHER CHIGGER BASTARD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BLOWJOB DICK TITS POMMIE PENIS WIKIPEDIA YID YOUR MOM GANGBANG SOD OFF VENEREAL DISEASE PICKANINNY TAFFY 30 CASES OF PICKLES KRAUT CUM TITTIES [EXPLETIVE] GOD DAMN CUNT PISS FUCKSTAIN FENCE JUMPER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ORGASM FUCKSTAIN CARPET MUNCHER AUTOFELLATIO QUEEF DAMN IT SHITHEAD WANKER YOU WANKER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SOD OFF DAMN IT POMMIE I'LL RAPE YOU BOOBS JAP NINTENDOGS CHICKEN FRIES FUCKTARD SHITFACE 666 CUNT RAT'S ASS BIRD SHIT FUCKWIT COLGATE POOPOO GOD DAMMIT BEAVER CLUSTERFUCK WANK NIPPLES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK TIMBER NIGGER SWIMMING POOL FUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE NICARAGUA FUCKSTAIN DAMN JUNGLE BUNNY SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FRAK CUNTBUCKET YID RUSKIE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FRITZ TITWANK WANKER FUCKING ASS SHITHEAD DUNE COON FAG FUCKER CHOAD GIVING HEAD CLIT CONDOMS DIPSHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX DICKFACE BUTT PIRATE DICK FUCKHEAD ASSHAT O CANADA MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCKING A WILLY WONKA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FELLATIO I'LL RAPE YOU DICKHEAD DYKE ABO SMEG SHITE ASSHOLE HO TITS MAMA MIA JACKASS SHIT DAGO FLYING FUCK FRIG FUCK YOU DICKHEAD ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DICKHEAD HELL NIGGER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CAMEL JOCKEY ANUSCAKE JAP MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKFACE FUCKING FUCKING DICKHEAD SUITCASE PENIS FUCKWIT ASS SUCK A BIG DICK BULLSHIT TRANNY PECKERHEAD CAMEL FUCKER JACKASS SHIT ASSWIPE BEANER CUNT SHITHEAD FUCK SEX SHITSLINGING FUCKFACE STEVE BALLMER CUNT FELCHING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WHORE FROG BUTTFUCKER ARSE PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING A CANNED QUOTE ORGASM DICKLICK BASTARD DOODIE HEAD TWAT BITCH PAKI BENSON SUCKS NIPPLES DAMNATION HAIL SATAN! PEARL NECKLACE CUNT CRAPPER BOOBS FUCKING ASSHOLE BEAVER SHIT HONKY WILLY WONKA NEOPETS DOUCHEBAG OH SHI– SCROTUM FAGGOT FUCKHEAD CC PLZ SHITFACE FEWMETS TRANNY AUTOFELLATIO PUSSYLICKER SAGGY TITS BIRD SHIT FIST FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ QUEEF SHITE ASSFACE BUKKAKE TOSSER PICKANINNY JOHN SMILEY FACE JAP PIECE OF SHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK SPANK THE MONKEY EAT MY SHIT! SHITE RAPE BELLEND WHORE SHIT JOHNNY ASSFACE SHITSKIN BITCH ABO JACK OFF BLUMPKIN PENISFUCK SHIT ARSE FUCK DIPSHIT DAMN CUNNILINGUS FUCKHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JOHN ELWAY RAGHEAD FUCK CUNT CLEVELAND STEAMER BITCH BUTTFUCKER ABO SHITCUNTING FUCKTARD DAMMIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DICKFACE BULLSHIT CUNT KRAUT DYKE HOLY DUMB FUCK SPUNK SHITSLINGING O KURWA! HOMO PUSSY NIGGER BASTARD HELL DOUCHE ASSHAT BOON SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GO COUNT YOUR DICK FROG'S FAT ASS SCUMBAG DILDO JESSE McCARTNEY CRAPFUCKER NIGGER CROTCH SHITFUCKER PENIS ON A BUN DIPSHIT GIVING HEAD GREASER JAP SOD DYKE SHIT CAMEL FUCKER WARNER MUSIC GROUP BITCH ARSE PENIS HORSE SHIT JESSE McCARTNEY NAZI LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES POOPOO ALEX TREBEK BAT FUCK INSANE HO JIZZ CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR MALARKY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DOUCHING FRAK SPANK THE MONKEY CONDOMS CUNT SHITHEAD DUMBASS [Insert swear here] DOUCHE NAZI BULLSHIT PIGFUCKER SHITSKIN SHIT DAMN IT PENIS REDSKIN FUCK YOU SHITTY PEACEFUL MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DILDO FUCK YOU YOU WANKER CHING CHONG CHINK CUNNILINGUS DOUCHING TWO-INCH PENIS HOMO KIKE ASSRAMMER MOZILLA FIREFOX LOLCAT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SHITTY JUNGLE BUNNY TAMPONS FEWMETS ARSEBADGERS RUSTY TROMBONE CLEMEN BALLS CUNT FUCKWIT TURD ARSE DAMN IT SEMEN FUCKHEAD FUCKING PUSSY SHIT pen0r STEVE BALLMER DAMN FUCKING EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKER JACKASS FOUR-EYES BASTARD PIGFUCKER CUNNILINGUS POLAK TWO-INCH PENIS DIPSHIT FUCKWIT DAMN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CONDOMS FUCKING HELL SHITSLINGING SEX FUCKTARD BALLS FUCKFACE P'KANG FLYING RAT'S ASS HENTAI FUCKTARD JACKASS GREASER FRENCH TICKLER NECROPHILIA GOD DAMN BITCH INVISIBLE! ASSCRACK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCK OFF BOOBS NEGRO JERRY INCEST POOPOO NAZI ASS LICKER SCROTUM SHIT BUTT-HOLE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCK DOUCHING D'OH BOON DOUCHE SPANK THE MONKEY DYKE VAGINA BASTARD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DUMBASS BULLSHIT HEIL HITLER! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive RAPE and with the ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT and his PROTESTS of girraffes in which SHITPISSER while reading about JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See VAGINA also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!!