Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without I WILL KILL YOU! comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUM neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK OFF characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BUGGER OFF, sudden BEAVER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKHEAD or BENSON SUCKS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CUNT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKING way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BUTT PIRATE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITTY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SCUMBUCKET words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSHOLE COCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK utterFUCKance of socially PENIS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first GOBSHITE television programs to address GOD DAMMIT Tourette's syndrome.

ARSEBADGERS Tourette's is RAPE not to be INCEST confused with GUMDROPS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DIRTY SANCHEZ chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SOD random HELL disorientation, culturally-CHRISTHUMPER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JERK OFF outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITCOCK language, ASSWIPE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK OFF DOUCHE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNNILINGUS souvenir shoppes and massive FRIG quantities PROXY SITES of ANAL DIABETES JACKASS SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A NECROPHILIA Polite Note to the SPIC Author:

The SHIT Tourette's LOLCAT Research Institute was I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE founded to BASTARD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DAMMIT article RUSTY TROMBONE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BITCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FELLATIO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BLOWJOB.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BITCH Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of CUNT Tourrette's sufferers FUCKING swear. You can GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JAP TV, for always focusing on the JOHN ELWAY bad side of a terrible CLUSTER FUCK thing.
The main FUCKWIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BUTT PIRATE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NIGGER knee MOCCASINS NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is HO no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CAMEL JOCKEY school for NIPPLES something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage KIKE sufferers to become SHITFACE manically depressed and COCKSHITTER commit pen0r suicide.
There is no BALL SACK cure, and the BULLSHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKHEAD tics often have adverse 30 CASES OF PICKLES side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASS perodol" which caused my entire CHINK body to go DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! numb and GOOK basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITE it is without the MARGARET THATCHER drug.

I am an active member of a IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! tourette syndrome DIPSHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating RAT'S ASS the ARSE public view of Tourettes as a "MACACA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKWIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BOOBIES sorry for GENITALIA "hi-jacking" your ARSE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BITCH this that really FUCKHEAD annoys me. I am working towards a ANUSCAKE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PRICK, and making fun of a TITTIES horrible disorder is (not) BAD MOTHERFUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WIKIPEDIA time.

Best FIST FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FLYING RAT'S ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MINORITIES reply

As DIMETHYL GLYCOL Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROXY SITES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Westerners show is not an TAIWAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIANENMEN SQUARE degenerate capitalist culture in those FREEDOM OF SPEECH countries. When showing HUMAN RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust COMMUNISM IS STUPID in countries TIANENMEN SQUARE leadership, those problems does not MELAMINE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a 1984 byproduct of your FALUN GONG capitalist society FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

Li Chiang “SLITTY EYES” Wen

P.S. TRANNY Regards to Andrew TITMOUSE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The BALL SACK bastard who wrote this article. You can JACK OFF punch him if you DOG SHIT want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you KU KLUX KLAN remove this UNITED KINGDOM article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASSRAMMER saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my I AM CORNHOLIO! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BUGGER OFF Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are COCK and HOSER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CUNNILINGUS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PIECE OF SHIT BAND WITH 4 PISS OFF MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PORCH MONKEY HORSE! BUGGER OFF IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BUGGER OFF'S HOUSE

How FLYING FUCK to MILF cure ASS the MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's PENISBIRD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DAMN for JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE Tourette's ASSCRACK Syndrome NEGRO is SEX following HELL these MOTHERFUCKER rules LAKE TITICACA in DICK TITS order:

1: Avoid TIT DIRT immature ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT little SHITE kids,
2: Count to FASHION BUG within HORSE SHIT 10 CHINKseconds,
3: Do not open your DIPSHIT GOOK DAGO nor PENISBIRD talk,
4: Tell BITCH yourself you BOLLOCKS don't TURD have JERK OFF this SHIT OUT OF MY DICK disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNTBUCKET WITH NASTY BUGGER OFF DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BUGGER OFF last straw TITS!

I fucking put ASS' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASSHOLE the TOP OF SHITCOCK THIS LAKE TITICACA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be INBRED offensive. I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITPISSER people who try YOU WANKER to battle WETBACK'DAMN that tight-ass GOD DAMMIT 17-year-LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TRANNY it now, but someone said MALL SANTA' PISS FUCK'SUGARTITS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING TURD is a laughing 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT matter. Plus there HELL was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SEMEN Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKING A articles BORDER HOPPER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH stuff. So FUCKHEAD that means PISS OFF MY ASS stop getting mad at the DOUCHE first part too and TAFFY talking about the SEMEN letter that it's SHITE mocking (what PRICK letter? I don't even know what WANK the heck you're talking about). Adrian INBRED hi self PUNANI even made a really REDNECK good point. "It's MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS nothing more CC PLZ from a head nod to a FUCK NUGGET knee tick". PEDOPHILIA. Which I'll add DAMMIT onto HORSE SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CHOAD suffer that FUCKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BELGIUM it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CRAP be, because if I were a LICK PUSSY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKFACE hilarious. If you CUNNILINGUS Want facts, go on AUTOFELLATIO Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll INBRED be offended, don't read 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT the freaking I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL article anyway.

CLIT BLUMPKIN '"`UNIQ--nowiki-00000104-QINU`"' WIENER GYPSY JUNGLE BUNNY MOZILLA FIREFOX FASHION BUG WANKER

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DAMN RAT'S COCK DICKLICK JESSE McCARTNEY SCUMBAG SHITFUCKER CUNT BUTT-HOLE TAMPON IN MY ASS MONKEY'S UNCLE TAMPONS SHIT DAMN HOLY DUMB FUCK YID GRINGO LOGJAMMER ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER TOSSER CUNT COCKSMOKER FUCK DUMBASS HELL DICK CHICKEN ASSBANDIT KNOBJOCKEY FELLATIO TAMPONS I'LL RAPE YOU STRAWBERRY ASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT HORSE PENIS BITCH NIGGER SEX TESTICLE CHOKE DUMBASS SHITFACE DONALD RUMSFELD BOLLOCKS CUNT FUCKTARD GOD BLESS AMERICA GOD DAMN RAT'S ASS HELLFIRE GOD DAMMIT MACACA BOOBS TWO-INCH PENIS CHRISTHUMPER BIG FOOT pen0r PICKANINNY SEX SHITSKIN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ARSE ASSHAT ASSWIPE RIGHTS GOOK VAGINA TIMBER NIGGER FAG FRITZ FUCK YOU ASSFACE NECROPHILIA SCROTUM DOUCHING HUEY P. NEWTON FUCK OFF SUCK MY COCK YOU WANKER TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKSTAIN SOD OFF SHITE GOD BLESS AMERICA ASS PEDOPHILIA MY COMMUNION WAFER OF NI DAMN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PUNANI CUNTSWILLING FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER SHITFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKER BAT FUCK INSANE DOG FUCKER BUTTFUCKER CLIT WANK RAGHEAD WALRUS SHIT JACK ABRAMOFF ASSHOLE DONKEY PUNCHER PUSSY MONKEY BALLS SCUMBAG FUCKTARD DYKE DOG SHIT TWAT KNOBJOCKEY NIGGER SON OF A BITCH CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SHIT ASSHOLE FRAK CLEVELAND STEAMER MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKER DICKHEAD HELL MOCCASINS WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! CUNT BELLEND FUCKSTAIN PISS OFF ASS CRACKER SHIT TOSSER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BITCH FELCHING DICKHEAD ANAL DIABETES [expletive deleted] CONDOMS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISS OFF BONG FUCK BITCH LENS CRAFTERS POMMIE RAPE CHINK TESTICLE CHOKE KRAUT GREASER TWO-INCH PENIS JERK OFF BALL SACK STEVE BALLMER GUMDROPS MOSES OH SHI– RECTUM RAIDER ANAL CAMEL JOCKEY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS VAGINA RIVER CRABS SUCK RUSTY TROMBONE ASS CHICKEN SHIT DICKHEAD AUTOFELLATIO COCK FRENCH TICKLER FUCKBAG TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! PRICK FUCKHEAD JACKASS BUGGER [expletive deleted] BASTARD CUNT FUCKTARD GYPSY SHITE NIGGER WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT SHITBALLS DAMMIT BITCH KIKE ASSFACE WIGGER BONER VANDALISM IS COOL SHITPISSER SNUFF PORN NIGGER BULLSHIT SHITFACE SHAKOPEE HELL HELLFUCKER COCKSUCKER ASS FASCIST MOTHERFUCKER CHING CHONG CHINK DONKEY DICK FENCE JUMPER ASSHOLE PISSHOLE CRAP FUCKWIT GRINGO SCUMBAG SPIC CHAV FUCK YOU RAGHEAD SHIT KAFFIR JACK OFF BIGNOSE GARBAGE DAY! DOUGHNUT PUNCHER KRAUT FUCKBAG FLYING RAT'S ASS BUGFUCK DONGSHOVER [expletive deleted] BUTTFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU ANAL DIABETES WOODPECKERSHIT VAGINA THONG TASTER MARCH OF FLAMES FUCKSTAIN SHITTY BUTT PIRATE STEVE BALLMER RECTUM RAIDER WALRUS SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER BUGFUCK FUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JACK OFF DARTH VADER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! YOUR MOM GOD DAMN RAPE RAPE GOBSHITE SPANK THE MONKEY ASSCRACK COON NIGGER BASTARD DOUCHING DAMN DUNE COON SLOPE MOTHERFUCKER CUNT ASS CLUSTER FUCK GOD DAMMIT TWAT PISS OFF MY ASS PRICK TACO FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD VAGINA PISS ARTIST HELL BASTARD FLYING FUCK FUCKER ALF SOD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CLUSTER FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF PENIS PRICK HELLFUCKER CONDOMS CHOAD FRED PHELPS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! POMMIE BUTTFUCKER AOL IPs NIPPLES BELLEND NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HENTAI JIZZ ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! REDSKIN BLUMPKIN CUNT 30 CASES OF PICKLES PISSHOLE SHITSLINGING CROTCH MONKEY SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKING TWISTY VAGINA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT NIGNOG DUMBASS ART METAL PRODUCTS DYKE RAGHEAD ASSHAT SUCK A BIG DICK HAIL SATAN! DONKEY PUNCHER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CROTCH CUNT CRAPPER SHITFACE PAKI TITS BUGGER OSTRICH MY ASS BUGGER OFF RAT'S COCK BORDER HOPPER SPICY CUNT FUCK YOU WANKER DICK JUSTIN BIEBER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKBAG DIPSHIT CRAPMUNCHER FUCK A DUCK WHORE POLAK FUCKWIT INBRED ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BULLCRAP DICK IN A BOX DICK CHICKEN WHORE LOGJAMMER GOOK PRICK CUM ASSCRACK FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICKHEAD SHITSLINGING BUTTFUCKER CUNT CRAPPER FIRECROTCH JACKASS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BATHING SUIT AREA FROG DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK HENTAI CUNTSWILLING BITCH JOHN ELWAY SACRAMENTO CAMEL JOCKEY SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKWIT CUM WANK GOD DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HADJI DELICIOUS CAKE FUCKWIT FEWMETS CLUSTER FUCK FENCE JUMPER MONKEY BALLS PECKERHEAD BLISTERING BARNACLES HITLER RAPE DICKLICK CRAPMUNCHER PISS COCKSUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKFACE ASS LICKER DAMN SCROTUM TURD DICKLICK TACO SHITFACE ASSHAT WANK GOD DAMN CHOAD CUNT ASS FASCIST FUCKFACE JACKASS TOWELHEAD WANK TAMPONS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JESSE McCARTNEY BOOBS NAZI SEX SHITFACE BUKKAKE SCUMBAG BUTT-HEAD TITS & DICKS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DICKLICK ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCKTARD CUNT BITCH WANK DAMN CLEMEN HAIL SATAN! PEDOPHILIA DOUCHETITS JAP SCUMBAG WALRUS SHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE NIPPLES FROG'S FAT ASS DICK TITS DOUCHING pen0r OSTRICH MY ASS NIGGER PENIS ON A BUN IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKSTAIN CLEMEN BASTARD BONER CHIGGER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SPANK THE MONKEY ARSE FUCK OFF SON OF A BITCH MONKEY SHIT WOP CHICKEN SHIT DICKWAD TAMPONS TAMPON IN MY ASS GRINGO YOU WANKER NICARAGUA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER SHITCOCK TWO-INCH PENIS NECROPHILIA I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY SHITHEAD WANKSPLAT FROG ASS CUNT BASTARD ALF SAMUEL L. JACKSON COCK DOG FUCKER FUCKSTAIN DAMN WANK FELCHMONKEY ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BASTARD CUNT DARTH VADER SEX HORSE SHIT WANKER FELLATIO DUMBASS SHITTY WIGGER EPIDIDYMIS OSTRICH MY ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DAMN GO HOME AND DIE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NAZI ASSRAMMER COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT YOGHURT CANNON PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHUT UP, MEG! BASTARD PIECE OF SHIT SON OF A BITCH SHITSLINGING JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FRAK BITCH TWAT SHIT MACACA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI YOU WANKER PISS ARTIST TITWANK JACKASS SHIT FUCKTARD ASSHOLE CUNT DICKWAD MONKEY SHIT ASSCRACK CUNTRAG SHITSLINGING DOUCHING ASSFACE BUTTFUCKER FUCKTARD SHITTY GANGBANG COCKSUCKER FUCKWIT YUKKY DOODY BITCH SUITCASE PENIS WIGGER JERK OFF BASTARD SHIT GO HOME AND DIE COCK SON OF A BITCH STEVE BALLMER DICKLICK DAGO ARSE BOB SAGET BITCH EXTRA LONG PENIS CHOAD ASSHAT LET'S SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCK OFF NECROPHILIA ASS FUCKBAG JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SIGMUND FREUD BRUSH MA TEETH YOU WANKER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS MILF O CANADA WEHATEMARIO DONGSHOVER CLUSTER FUCK TWAT KAFFIR PISS ARTIST FUCK NUGGET SEMEN GOD DAMMIT HOMO BUGGER AMERICA ONLINE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ORGASM MOCCASINS YID ASSWIPE HELL ANAL SHITFUCKER FUCKBAG TITS I'LL RAPE YOU PEDOPHILIA DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CARPET MUNCHER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT NI SHIT SAND NIGGER SUCK A BIG DICK ROSIE O'DONNELL RAPE CUNT ARSEBADGERS JACK OFF PENIS ON A STICK BALL SACK BUGGER INCEST SHITHEAD DICKLICK BALL SACK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITFUCKER FUCKWIT CRACKER FUCKER TENTACLE RAPE PISS TITS GREASER FUDGEPACKER NAZI HOLY DUMB FUCK DAMN SOD OFF FELCHMONKEY CUM COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FRIG BUKKAKE POLAK FUCKTARD GOBSHITE COON POMMIE BUGFUCK ASSWIPE COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BITCH ASSWIPE FUCKING JUMP! TACO SHITTING DICK NIPPLES I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKFACE BULLSHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCK NAZI VENEREAL DISEASE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ASS CUNT TEDDY BEARS DOUCHE MOCCASINS PAKI DOG FUCKER SHIT GOD DAMN FUCKHEAD MARGARET THATCHER CRAPFUCKER CLUSTER FUCK CHIGGER FELLATIO MOCCASINS FUCKWIT SCUMBAG BIRD SHIT SCUMBAG CHOAD CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TITTIES FUCK HELL FUCKWIT DICKLICK SHITSLINGING WIENER LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT WILLY WONKA SHIT ASSFACE FUCKER SOD OFF FRED PHELPS SHIT AUTOFELLATIO FELLATIO FAG PISS OFF BIRD IN THE HOUSE TITMOUSE FUCKWIT ASSHOLE JAP CUNTBUCKET SCUMBUCKET SAGGY TITS FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN DAMN NIGNOG CUNTBUCKET CUNTRAG PEEPEE DUMBASS FUCKING EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FLYING FUCK WIENER YOUR MOM FUCK FUCK ASSCRACK MOCCASINS PEDOPHILIA MASTURBATION DOUCHING MY COMMUNION WAFER OF FUCK OFF SHITBALLS CAMEL JOCKEY [Insert silly non-swear here] AMERICA ONLINE HO SCROTUM WIGGER JACKASS SUCK MY DICK DICKLICK suck my mothers SPIC HELL BLISTERING BARNACLES CROTCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING A BASTARD SOD OFF HOSER NECROPHILIA BITCH PENIS FELCHING ANUSCAKE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS AMERICA ONLINE BUTTFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY SCUMBAG SHITE BUGGER SHIT TITS & DICKS FELCHING FUCKING FUCKING JUMP! 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PEARL NECKLACE SOD RUSKIE FRENCH TICKLER SHITSLIDE HELL SHITSLINGING JACKASS BITCH FLYING FUCK SCROTUM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS RAGHEAD TWISTY VAGINA SUNSHINE COCK FUCKHEAD BITCH FUCKER TITS FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ASSHAT GENITALIA DICKHEAD DAMN JOHN ELWAY FU SPANG GANGBANG SHIT BUGFUCK FUCKING A FUCK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST GRINGO JACKASS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR EXTRA LONG PENIS NECROPHILIA FELCHING PISS ARTIST MASTURBATION CHAV DAMN FENCE JUMPER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITHEAD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CUNTBUCKET ASSFACE SCROTUM CAPTAIN CRUNCH THIS IS A RARE SWEAR OSTRICH MY ASS SCUMBUCKET BUTT PIRATE MOZILLA FIREFOX KIKE JIGGABOO SEMEN FUCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM YOU WANKER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CROTCH DAMN ASS RAT'S ASS MOCKIE JACK ABRAMOFF UNITED KINGDOM JERK OFF ARSE BUTTFUCKER SAGGY TITS FUCK OFF JACKASS SHIT DOUCHE HORSE PENIS PUSSY RICK MORANIS VENEREAL DISEASE IT'S OVER 9000! BOB SAGET DAMN CUNT BANGKOK FUCKHEAD ASSHAT FUCKFUCKFUCK CLUSTER FUCK FELCHING SHITE CRAPPY BATMAN & ROBIN MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSWIPE FUCK OFF BIRD SHIT FUCK SOD OFF DOUCHE SHITFACE CUNTRAG REBECCA BLACK SHITE TWO-INCH PENIS DAMN IT WALRUS SHIT SHITCOCK SHITFACE WANK SACRAMENTO ASSHAT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ COON I CAN AFFORD FOOD SHITSLIDE MOTHERFUCKER NEGRO SHIT MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE ASSCRACK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DAMN IT SHITFACE FUCK YOU ASSHOLE CUNT BALL SACK TITS VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKSTAIN BORDER HOPPER DAGO CUNNILINGUS TITS & DICKS PISS ALEX TREBEK PAKI BASTARD DYKE DAMN Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CLEMEN and with the ASS and his SMILES of girraffes in which TITTYWANK while reading about SHITFACE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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This article is DICK TITS funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its ANUSCAKE subject. If you do not find it funny FUCKSTAIN, it is probably because you are an INBRED FUCKING A ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. BITCH If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a WHORE joke loses its humour DICKHEAD when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so CLUSTER FUCK ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCKHEAD needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! ASS ASS GO HOME AND DIE FUCKTARD CUNT LAPPER!!!!!I <3 COCK

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