Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WANK'DOG SHIT'YOU WANKER'BLESSED DAMN SAINT'JUNGLE BUNNY'PISS OFF'NIGGER TITS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! look at the MOTHERFUCKER talk page of this FUCKWIT article for notes or discussion before O CANADA editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BALLS neurochemical FUCK disorder PENIS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKWIT, sudden TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements AUTOFELLATIO or ARSEBADGERS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly COCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ANAL way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SUCK MY COCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BALL SACK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA NAZI words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ABO LOGJAMMER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHIT utterFUCKance of socially CUNTRAG objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FELLATIO television programs to address GYPSY Tourette's syndrome.

MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE Tourette's is SCUMBAG not to be SHITFACE confused with AOL IPs Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ARSE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JACKASS random ASSHAT disorientation, culturally-ASSCRACK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SCUMBUCKET language, CHICKEN FRIES and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places NIGNOG DOT HEAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FENCE JUMPER souvenir shoppes and massive WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? quantities PISS of ANAL DIABETES GO HOME AND DIE garbage.

Darnit.

A PEARL NECKLACE Polite Note to the CHICKEN SHIT Author:

The POLACK Tourette's ASSRAPING Research Institute was ARSE founded to DICK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TALK PAGES Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JOHN ELWAY article DAMN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BLISTERING BARNACLES I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance LIKE FATHER LIKE SON.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DICKFACE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SMEG Tourrette's sufferers EXTRA LONG PENIS swear. You can DUMBASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAMN TV, for always focusing on the PORCH MONKEY bad side of a terrible FUCKER thing.
• The main RAT'S COCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BASTARD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BULLCRAP' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HI, BILLY MAYS HERE knee CRAP NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BIGNOSE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GOBSHITE school for CUM something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FAG sufferers to become JUNGLE BUNNY manically depressed and FUCKING A commit GOATSE suicide.
• There is no AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI cure, and the BUTTFUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK tics often have adverse HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DICK perodol" which caused my entire BANGKOK body to go pen0r numb and ASSHOLE basically made it NIGGA! worse than CROTCH it is without the FRIG drug.

I am an active member of a HOMO tourette syndrome SCUMBAG association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKFACE the I'LL RAPE YOU public view of Tourettes as a "SHITSLINGING swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BOB SAGET much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKING JUMP! sorry for SHITTY "hi-jacking" your SHITFUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DAMN this that really BULLSHIT annoys me. I am working towards a SHITFACE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITSLIDE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITHEAD, and making fun of a SLOPE horrible disorder is (not) FUCK YOU funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITFUCKER time.

Best FUCKFACE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SUGARTITS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIANENMEN SQUARE reply

As GRASS MUD HORSE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are 1984 not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FALUN GONG Westerners show is not an DEMOCRACY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of UIGURS degenerate capitalist culture in those MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! countries. When showing DISSIDENTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust AAAAAAAAA! in countries NORTH KOREA leadership, those problems does not GRASS MUD HORSE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT PROTESTS byproduct of your STUDENT MOVEMENT capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen

P.S. LET'S SHIT Regards to Andrew TITS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The BITCH bastard who wrote this article. You can LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS punch him if you SON OF A BITCH want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this BRITAIN country anyway, without this triple thick cock UNITED KINGDOM offensive stuff. I ask that you SALISBURY remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass LGBT RIGHTS put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my MY COMMUNION WAFER OF intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKWIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BITCH and NIGNOG playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TACO music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MALARKY BAND WITH 4 FUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSHOLE HORSE! FUCKWIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKWIT'S HOUSE

How SON OF A BITCH to LAKE TITICACA cure HI, BILLY MAYS HERE the RAT'S COCK Tourette's SHITFACE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TIT SPRINKLES for [expletive deleted] Tourette's CHIGGER Syndrome FUCKER is WANKSPLAT following PISS these BOOBIES rules YOU WANKER in POLACK order:

• 1: Avoid WETBACK immature SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH little PEARL NECKLACE kids,
• 2: Count to DICKHEAD within SNUFF PORN 10 FUCKWITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CUNNILINGUS YOUR MOM DIPSHIT nor DAMN talk,
• 4: Tell MARGARET THATCHER yourself you FLYING RAT'S ASS don't TAFFY have WIKIPEDIA this MILF disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BIG FOOT WITH NASTY O CANADA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HOT GRITS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKWIT last straw ASSCRACK!

I fucking put SHITFACE' my comment at the TOP OF THE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at TOSSER the TOP OF 30 CASES OF PICKLES THIS COMMUNIST DILDO ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PISS offensive. CHENEY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TOWELHEAD people who try GRIS to battle DIPSHIT'WANK that tight-ass HELL 17-year-SPICY CUNT FUCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DONKEY PUNCHER it now, but someone said WANK' TOWELHEAD JAP'FALSE BENSON on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BLOWJOB is a laughing ASSCRACK matter. Plus there FUCKSTAIN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PISSHOLE Uncyclopedia, there are PORCH MONKEY articles BUGGER OFF about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CRACKER stuff. So JIZZ that means DAGO stop getting mad at the FUCK first part too and JESSE McCARTNEY talking about the BLUMPKIN letter that it's CHIGGER mocking (what CHOAD letter? I don't even know what DAMN the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHIT LIKE A HORSE hi self CUNNILINGUS even made a really GOD DAMMIT good point. "It's BUGFUCK nothing more DAMN from a head nod to a ANAL knee tick". SHITBALLS. Which I'll add DONALD RUMSFELD onto FUCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't KNOBJOCKEY suffer that TWO-INCH PENIS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITSLIDE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GRINGO be, because if I were a LENS CRAFTERS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DAMMIT hilarious. If you TURD Want facts, go on AUTOFELLATIO Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BAD MOTHERFUCKER be offended, don't read MUGABE'S MOMMA the freaking COCK article anyway.

CHICKEN SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! FUCKING SHIT DICKFACE COCKSUCKER ASSCRACK AUTOFELLATIO

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FUCKER WANK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKHEAD ASS BITCH HORSE SHIT PUSSY WIGGER FUCKHEAD BEAVER WIENER I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER WOMEN'S RIGHTS ANAL DAGO RAT'S COCK FRIG CUNNILINGUS FUCKING PUSSY DAMN IT BUTTFUCKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BULLSHIT SHITE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HOMO LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNTING ASSCRACK DEVELOPERS! DICKFACE DOG FUCKER TITS DOUCHING BOLLOCKS ASSHAT BUTTFUCKER TRANNY PENIS ON A STICK POMMIE BULLCRAP SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ANUSCAKE HELL PENIS ON A BUN BUTT PIRATE FROG PEARL NECKLACE NECROPHILIA BATMAN & ROBIN CUNNILINGUS ASSHOLE DAMN HORSE PENIS JOHNNY RAPE HORSE SHIT POLACK BALLS BASTARD FRIG SHITHEAD CHICKEN SHIT WANKSPLAT RAGHEAD FELLATIO WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! TITS & DICKS BENCH PRESS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CONDOMS BANGKOK BENCH PRESS THONG TASTER LIMEY HELL REDNECK DAMN CUNT BULLSHIT ASS GOD DAMMIT WOP WANKER MY COMMUNION WAFER OF EPIDIDYMIS FUCK OFF LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITBALLS FUCKTARD BANGKOK SHITE GOOK FELCHMONKEY BULLSHIT ORGASM BOB SAGET ARSE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES WANK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SEMEN GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT HUMAN RIGHTS FUCK YOU DAMN IT CANNED QUOTE HOT GRITS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BULLCRAP NORTH KOREA FUCKSTAIN TURD DESU SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NIGNOG FIST FUCK DYKE DAGO DOUCHE ANUSCAKE DAMN IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DYKE JAP BOLLOCKS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BIGNOSE FUCKFACE DOUCHE NAZI DAMN SHITFUCKER SMILES ARSE NEGRO INCEST CRAPPY DOG SHIT BELLEND RECTUM RAIDER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS FELCHMONKEY [expletive deleted] CUM ASSHAT DAMN POLESMOKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD GANGBANG SHIT SUCK MY DICK BRITNEY SHITFUCKER SUGARTITS DOUCHE BOOBS FLYING FUCK SHIT FUCKING A SOD JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SUITCASE PENIS pen0r DOUCHEBAG ASS ASS ASS WETBACK FAGGOT HOLY DUMB FUCK BRUSH MA TEETH PENIS ON A STICK BULLSHIT YOU YOUR MOM DOUCHEBAG ASS FUCK TITS BASTARD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE MALL SANTA BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUM ORGASM WOODPECKERSHIT SHITSLINGING NECROPHILIA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ARTIST GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS COMMUNIST DILDO FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD NAZI BOOBS FUCK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHITHEAD FUCKTARD PIGFUCKER JACK OFF [expletive deleted] CAMEL FUCKER YOU WANKER SON OF A BITCH FUCK YOU WALRUS SHIT CLUSTER FUCK FUCK MALARKY MALARKY FLAMING ASS BADGER MALARKY HAIL SATAN! TWAT [EXPLETIVE] HADJI SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKER SHIT POLAK PIG RAT'S COCK FUCK NUGGET BITCH ASSHOLE ASSWIPE CAPTAIN CRUNCH QUEEF DAMN FENCE JUMPER RECTUM RAIDER MONKEY'S UNCLE EMO FENCE JUMPER WANKER SHITFUCKER BOLLOCKS NIGGER CAMEL FUCKER HITLER BITCH CHIGGER RAT'S COCK CUNT WANK FUCK BASTARD SHITFUCKER TRANNY MOCKIE DOUCHEBAG FRIG CUNTBUCKET FUCKTARD FLYING FUCK SHIT CC PLZ SHITBALLS RUSTY TROMBONE DICKFACE HAIL SATAN! HOLY DUMB FUCK MOTHERFUCKER SAGGY TITS FUCKER SHITTY CLEMEN BITCH FUCKING BUTTFUCKER ASSHOLE ROSIE O'DONNELL ASS HITLER NORTH KOREA DICKFACE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHITE FELCHING PUSSY TITS EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM BUTT PIRATE CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN IT 666 DONKEY PUNCHER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKTARD PISS OFF DONKEY PUNCHER PORCH MONKEY FUCKSTAIN SHIT BOOBS DIRTY SANCHEZ DOUCHING EPIDIDYMIS PIECE OF SHIT SCUMBAG PISS JACKASS CUNNILINGUS HELL WANK SPICY CUNT FUCK SOD OFF TITMOUSE DAMN BUTTFUCKER PIGFUCKER WANKER I'LL RAPE YOU EPIDIDYMIS NIGNOG CUNTBUCKET MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BALLS PORCUPINE'S BALLS BOOBS CONAN O'BRIAN SOD OFF ASSRAPING DICKHEAD WIENER DUMBASS PIGFUCKER RANDY TRAVIS INCEST MOLDY TITS [expletive deleted] ASSHAT FUCKING PEACEFUL FUCK NUGGET POLAK DICKHEAD FUCKING IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! TITTYWANK SLOPE BOOBS RAGHEAD NAZI CRAPMUNCHER POMMIE CUM DELICIOUS CAKE SUGARTITS QUEEF ASS PRICK REBECCA BLACK DOUCHING BITCH CUNNILINGUS CRAPFUCKER PECKERHEAD TIBET THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE HO SHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCK OFF FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BIGNOSE AY-AY-AY BAD MOTHERFUCKER POWERSHIT CUNT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKSTAIN and with the LAKE TITICACA and his TOWELHEAD of girraffes in which DIMETHYL GLYCOL while reading about DICK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BUGFUCK

Article written in the style of its subject This article is SHITSKIN funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its JOHNNY subject. If you do not find it funny DUMBASS, it is probably because you are an INBRED JACKASS ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. BITCH If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a FUCKING JUMP! joke loses its humour DONKEY PUNCHER when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so PISS OFF ignorant, then you wouldn't have CLUSTER FUCK needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNTRAG D'OH SPANK THE MONKEY POMMIE!!!!!I <3 COCK

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