Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCK'PISSHOLE'ORGASM'GENITALIA'JIZZ'ANAL'WANK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! look at the MOCCASINS talk page of this WANK article for notes or discussion before HELLFIRE editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or YOU WANKER neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK OFF characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DAMMIT, sudden BLOWJOB m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASSHAT or ORGASM vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TENTACLE RAPE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKWIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DYKE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKSTAIN WOODPECKERSHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FLYING RAT'S ASS utterFUCKance of socially WANKSPLAT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first RUSTY TROMBONE television programs to address TITMOUSE Tourette's syndrome.

NORTH KOREA Tourette's is PISS ARTIST not to be GREASER confused with CHAV Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves POMMIE random HAPPINESS disorientation, culturally-SHITCUNTING-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GOD DAMN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SMEG language, GOD DAMMIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK FUCKING of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DAGO souvenir shoppes and massive KIDDY FIDDLER quantities GOBSHITE of ANAL DIABETES SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A FENCE JUMPER Polite Note to the BUGGER Author:

The FUCKFACE Tourette's MOLDY TITS Research Institute was CUNNILINGUS founded to JAP.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have URINE-GARGLING Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your RAGHEAD article PISS ARTIST funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FEMADOM I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of TITTIES Tourrette's sufferers DYKE swear. You can SHITE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame QUEEF TV, for always focusing on the PUSSY bad side of a terrible DICKLICK thing.
• The main [expletive deleted] symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TITS & DICKS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small RAT'S COCK knee PIGS MIGHT FLY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ASSHOLE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SNUFF PORN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at KNOBJOCKEY school for FAG something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD sufferers to become WIKIPEDIA manically depressed and PISS commit BALL SACK suicide.
• There is no FLYING RAT'S ASS cure, and the ASS LICKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the GO HOME AND DIE tics often have adverse SPUNK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna YOU WANKER perodol" which caused my entire MACACA body to go LIKE FATHER LIKE SON numb and I WILL KILL YOU! basically made it NIGGA! worse than DUNE COON it is without the YOU WANKER drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKHEAD tourette syndrome HELL association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKER the SHITFUCKER public view of Tourettes as a "FRED PHELPS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is NI much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FLYING RAT'S ASS sorry for CUNTSWILLING "hi-jacking" your CUNT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JAP this that really DAMN annoys me. I am working towards a NIGNOG better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JERRY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CAMEL JOCKEY, and making fun of a IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! horrible disorder is (not) ASSHAT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your RAT'S COCK time.

Best FIST FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “LET'S SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT MOVEMENT reply

As CHINA IS CAPITALIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DISSIDENTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHRISTIANITY Westerners show is not an BELGIUM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of UIGURS degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT RIOTS countries. When showing UIGURS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GRASS MUD HORSE in countries DIMETHYL GLYCOL leadership, those problems does not POISON IN TOOTHPASTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY byproduct of your RIGHT WING capitalist society DIMETHYL GLYCOL.

Li Chiang “FALUN GONG” Wen

P.S. ARSE Regards to Andrew COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The MOTHERFUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can SUGARTITS punch him if you CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not KU KLUX KLAN white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TRANNY saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my AUTOFELLATIO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DAMMIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HI, BILLY MAYS HERE and CHIGGER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BOOBS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SPANK THE MONKEY BAND WITH 4 DAMMIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TITS & DICKS HORSE! DAMMIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DAMMIT'S HOUSE

How CUNT to YOU WANKER cure BANGKOK the GOD DAMN Tourette's SHITSLINGING Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKSTAIN for BULLSHIT Tourette's FUCKFACE Syndrome SEMEN is BASTARD following JIZZ these INCEST rules HUMAN RIGHTS in CROTCH order:

• 1: Avoid SHAKOPEE immature MONKEY'S UNCLE little ASSHOLE kids,
• 2: Count to SHITCOCK within SHITFUCKER 10 DUMBASSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your JUNGLE BUNNY TOSSER SOD nor PENIS talk,
• 4: Tell DAMN yourself you BRITNEY don't CROTCH have FUCKWIT this FLYING FUCK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HELL WITH NASTY PORCUPINE'S BALLS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PISS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DAMMIT last straw DAMN IT!

I fucking put PRICK' my comment at the TOP OF THE SACRAMENTO PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CLUSTERFUCK the TOP OF ASSHAT THIS SHITCOCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CUNT offensive. TITMOUSE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKING FUCKFUCKER people who try CUNTSWILLING to battle COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT'REDEEMING VALUE that tight-ass TACO 17-year-PISS ARTIST—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKFACE it now, but someone said SHITHEAD' PISS ARTIST DOG SHIT'I'LL RAPE YOU on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BULLSHIT is a laughing PENIS matter. Plus there I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PISS Uncyclopedia, there are SON OF A BITCH articles SAMUEL L. JACKSON about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CLIT stuff. So ARSE that means LET'S SHIT stop getting mad at the NAZI first part too and POWERSHIT talking about the TITTYWANK letter that it's BUGFUCK mocking (what MOTHERFUCKER letter? I don't even know what WOODPECKERSHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian BEANER hi self HOLY DUMB FUCK even made a really FUCKFACE good point. "It's CUNT nothing more LET'S SHIT from a head nod to a SHITSKIN knee tick". PISS OFF. Which I'll add SHITBALLS onto FUCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BUTTFUCKER suffer that BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CLIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to LIKE FATHER LIKE SON be, because if I were a BUTT PIRATE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS hilarious. If you DAMN Want facts, go on PAGE BLANKING Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TIT SPRINKLES be offended, don't read FUCKING BASEBALL the freaking CRACKER article anyway.

FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT PISSHOLE CUNT WHORE ASS LICKER ASSHOLE FUCK YOU PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!!

DICK CHICKEN MOCKIE URINE-GARGLING FELLATIO ASSRAPING DAMN PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! DAMMIT FUCKING BASEBALL EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCK YOU GOOK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! HELL CLEVELAND STEAMER BITCH CUNT COMMUNISM IS STUPID BORDER HOPPER PORCUPINE'S BALLS ARSEBADGERS CHING CHONG CHINK BAD MOTHERFUCKER MARCH OF FLAMES FUCKFACE RAPE ASSWIPE BONG FELCHING DAMN NIGGER RAPE FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER PISS UP MY ARSE PEARL NECKLACE NIGGER TITS DAGO RAT'S COCK WIENER FLYING FUCK CHOAD FUCKSTAIN FELLATIO DICK GOD DAMN BONER TITMOUSE BIRD SHIT PEARL NECKLACE CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK TITMOUSE PICKANINNY ASSHOLE BIRD SHIT FEMADOM LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKBAG SCROTUM NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! DOG SHIT DAMNATION FELCHING BASTARD SHITHEAD ASSCRACK JELLY BEANS GENITALIA SHITFACE COCKSMOKER PRICK HENTAI RECTUM RAIDER FUCKING SHIT JAP BALLS CLUSTERFUCK CAMEL JOCKEY FROG'S FAT ASS CUM SEX BOOBIES DICK CHICKEN SPUNK COON SHITE CUNTRAG DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PISS CHIGGER CUNT TITS & DICKS RUSTY TROMBONE MARGARET THATCHER BOOBIES CRAPFUCKER MINORITIES NICARAGUA CUNNILINGUS PISS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER JOHN ELWAY DUNE COON FROG VENEREAL DISEASE PIECE OF SHIT JACK OFF SPUNK HELL HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCK OFF CAPTAIN CRUNCH BUTTFUCKER CUNNILINGUS WANKER RICK MORANIS CAMEL JOCKEY TITS DAMMIT ASS BASTARD ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JERK OFF FUCKTARD SHITFUCKER RAPE ASSWIPE FELCHING YUKY DOODY JACKASS SHIT CHUFF JERK OFF FUCK OFF SHITHEAD AMERICA ONLINE TWAT TWAT BEAVER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK OFF suck my mothers CONAN O'BRIAN NORTH KOREA LET'S SHIT PISS OFF PISS ARTIST RAT'S ASS EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM PORCH MONKEY FLYING FUCK suck my mothers I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU SPICY CUNT FUCK PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU HONKY BUTT-FOR-BRAINS COON KITTENS WILLY WONKA PISS OFF UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! MOTHERFUCKER CHIGGER PISS CUNT JACKASS CUNT SPICY CUNT FUCK TITS & DICKS BRITNEY FUCKING A CHAV FUCKING DAMN IT GOD DAMN PIECE OF SHIT AUTOFELLATIO RAGHEAD ASSCRACK ANAL DIABETES CLIT HOLY DUMB FUCK HELLFUCKER DICKHEAD BALLS COCK CUM JOHNNY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BELGIUM RECTUM RAIDER FUCK OFF PAKI OSTRICH MY ASS RECTUM RAIDER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHITSLINGING PENISFUCK DAMMIT DOUCHE NAZI LIKE FATHER LIKE SON MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! POMMIE EXTRA LONG PENIS COCKSUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE BITCH DAMMIT ASSFACE MALARKY PIXIES CHIGGER CUNT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCK YOU CLEMEN PENIS ON A STICK CUNTBUCKET NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PENIS JERK OFF SUITCASE PENIS WANKER DILDO EMO PUSSY BIGNOSE PISS ARTIST POMMIE LOLCAT EPIDIDYMIS BULLCRAP FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DICK CHICKEN DICKHEAD SCUMBUCKET VAGINA FIRECROTCH FUCK WALRUS SHIT INCEST JACK ABRAMOFF HONKY CROTCH SHIT FUCK MARGARET THATCHER JOHNNY GOATSE ASS WANK DAMN GOD DAMN HOCKEY DAMN IT GOATSE JOHNNY SHITFACE FIRECROTCH ASSCRACK JENKEM PAKI HELL ASS BULLSHIT DONKEY PUNCHER PIG CLUSTERFUCK FUCKSTAIN DONALD RUMSFELD FASHION BUG CUM DICKHEAD BELLEND TWAT DICK WEHATEMARIO CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BULLCRAP WANK GOD DAMN GOD DAMN FUCKHEAD TIT SPRINKLES ARSE ARSEBADGERS CRAPMUNCHER BELLEND HONKY NAZI BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD RAT'S COCK PORCH MONKEY BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNTYMINTS SEX KIDDY FIDDLER COCK SCUMBAG DAMN WANK DAMN RECTUM RAIDER SHITFACE TACO POLAK CRAPMUNCHER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ARFENHOUSE CHOAD KISSER GOD DAMN PENIS HITLER DUMBASS SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN DAMN IT BASTARD WANK REDNECK PIG FUCKWIT COCKSUCKER FUCKING A BITCH URINE-GARGLING DONKEY PUNCHER PISS BALLS DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS PENIS YID CLIT FUCK NUGGET BONER DICKFACE CRAPFUCKER TAMPON IN MY ASS SPICY CUNT FUCK WIENER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCK OFF DAMN BITCH BULLSHIT FAGGOT GOD DAMMIT SOD OFF EMO PEARL NECKLACE SHITSLINGING HELL DIPSHIT FUCKER ASSFACE VENEREAL DISEASE HORSE SHIT BUGGER OFF JACKASS DOG FUCKER BOON ABO GENITALIA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BLUE PENIS! MAMA MIA LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FROG'S FAT ASS EMO GOOK PRICK CRAPFUCKER POLACK CUNNILINGUS PIECE OF SHIT ASSHAT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BLUMPKIN BASTARD PEDOPHILIA HELL ASSWIPE ALEX TREBEK ORGASM WANK FLYING FUCK DAGO LET'S SHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CROTCH SHIT SMEG JIGGABOO BEANER EARS OF CHRIST SHITCUNTING RAGHEAD ARSE KRAUT FALSE BENSON ASS FASCIST FUCKER QUEEF BUTTFUCKER lowercase AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BONER FIST FUCK ASSCRACK HELL DAMN MASTURBATION SIGMUND FREUD FUCKFACE INBRED NAZI PISS ARTIST BUTTFUCKER TITTIES FLYING FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS CUNT LAPPER WANK GO HOME AND DIE SON OF A BITCH ANUSCAKE JERK OFF FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS BLUMPKIN WANKER DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER BALLS WOP CRACKER HENTAI MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PISSHOLE GYPSY CUNT CRAPPER CUNT [EXPLETIVE] ABO EMO ASSHAT PRICK PEARL NECKLACE JERRY POO POO BLOWJOB FRITZ PRICK STUDENT MOVEMENT GENITALIA DIPSHIT BOB SAGET FUCKSTAIN VAGINA PEDOPHILIA FUCKTARD GREASER ASSHOLE SHITE JACKASS HELLFUCKER TUBA SHITFACE DAMN SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK BALL SACK FELCHING JERK OFF CUNT CRAPPER BASTARD CHICKEN SHIT FUCK YOU ASS PIECE OF SHIT ASSHAT CRAPMUNCHER CHAV PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKFACE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS GOAT DICK TOSSER SHIT ASS BIG FOOT CHOAD WIENER VAGINA FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHITE PUSSY DICK CHICKEN BIG FOOT JERK OFF CLUSTERFUCK CROTCH PIG TWO-INCH PENIS RUSKIE ASSHAT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CLUSTERFUCK CHOAD NIPPLES BUNG-HOLE BELLEND MONKEY BALLS PECKERHEAD ART METAL PRODUCTS TAMPONS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKTARD CRACKER ASSHAT CRAP ON A STICK JACKASS NIPPLES BIRD SHIT FUCKING SPIC DOUCHE CHUFF FAGGOT BEANER REDSKIN WOODPECKERSHIT ABO GOD DAMN DAMMIT DOODIE HEAD PISSHOLE SACRAMENTO CRACKER RAT'S ASS FUCKTARD ASSHOLE SHITCOCK BELLEND ORGASM COCK HAIL SATAN! MONKEY'S UNCLE ROSIE O'DONNELL WANK NIGNOG TITS & DICKS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS O CANADA I'LL RAPE YOU PISS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA COMMUNIST DILDO SHITTY QUEEF HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MONKEY SHIT POTTYMOUTH ASSCRACK KAFFIR YOGHURT CANNON CHINK PORCH MONKEY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DOUCHE GANGBANG POOPY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ARSE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BRUSH MA TEETH CLUSTERFUCK PISS DICK CHICKEN BONER FUCKSTAIN INCEST SHITFUCKER REBECCA BLACK MILF BUTTFUCKER PUNANI EAT MY SHIT! FUCK RECTUM RAIDER MASTURBATION MONKEY SHIT ARSE PORCH MONKEY FUCKFACE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CRACKER BOOBIES CHIGGER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST HELL MOTHERFUCKER JOHN ELWAY VAGINA FUCKSTAIN SAGGY TITS TOTAL CHOAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JACKASS HEIL HITLER! BUTTFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS INBRED VENEREAL DISEASE POLAK HELL BORDER HOPPER FAG BOB SAGET TITTYWANK BLUMPKIN COCK REBECCA BLACK PIECE OF SHIT PENIS SHITBALLS TESTICLE CHOKE KIKE ASSWIPE SHITE [EXPLETIVE] FROG BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU HELL BOLLOCKS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITE ASSCRACK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME HONKY RUSKIE TWAT ASSCRACK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ASS FASCIST DEVELOPERS! NIPPLES NAZI WOODPECKERSHIT COCKGOBLIN FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK PEARL NECKLACE FUCK KRAUT SLOPE FEWMETS LENS CRAFTERS PRICK NICARAGUA TITS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA JENKEM GOOK RANDY TRAVIS ASS FUCKTARD GOBSHITE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE WIGGER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PISS NIGGER WANK MOZILLA FIREFOX TWAT SHITE JIZZ SHIT ASSWIPE FUCKWIT FUCKING A CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHITFACE PEARL NECKLACE JENKEM JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA EPIDIDYMIS FLYING RAT'S ASS HAIL SATAN! CLIT DAMN WIKIPEDIA DAMN AMERICA ONLINE WANK BUTTFUCKER TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! DOG SHIT SUCK MY DICK PISS OFF CHENEY ASSCRACK SEMEN SCROTUM NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BUTTFUCKER BALLS BUGFUCK JACKASS ASSFACE AY-AY-AY DAMN FUCKING JUMP! PENIS DICK INBRED ANAL DIABETES COCK 666 SUCK MY DICK WANK NAZI GOD DAMMIT ORGASM I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TITS & DICKS FELCHMONKEY GANGBANG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NAZI EAT MY SHIT! KRAUT TRANNY BORDER HOPPER SHIT BUNG-HOLE WANK SCROTUM ASSRAPING CHOAD FUCK OFF GO HOME AND DIE SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCK CHINK GOD DAMMIT HELL AMERICA ONLINE WANK RAT'S ASS JAP BOB SAGET DOUCHE NAZI VENEREAL DISEASE BALLS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK HELL FUCK NUGGET FUCKHEAD CUNT VAGINA GOD DAMN PUSSY BITCH SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CUNT PUSSY DELICIOUS CAKE DICK TITS BUTTFUCKER OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BUGGER OFF FUCKBAG RUSTY TROMBONE COMMUNION WAFER FUCK YOU BUGGER OFF TURD HO PUSSY HEIL HITLER! TIMBER NIGGER JAP FUCKHEAD DOUCHE NAZI POWERSHIT FRIG ASS MILF SHITE NECROPHILIA SHITSKIN CUNTRAG HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GOBSHITE COON BASTARD NAZI DELICIOUS CAKE OSTRICH MY ASS BITCH HELL BUTTFUCKER WANKSPLAT ASSFACE HO NAZI PEDOPHILIA CUNT POLACK SHITFACE MASTURBATION SOD POMMIE FUCKSTAIN TWAT FLYING FUCK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKBAG DICK SCUMBAG BOLLOCKS BASTARD DAGO FUCK OFF PIG TURD FAG ASSHAT DOODIE HEAD CRACKER CAMEL JOCKEY RAT'S ASS SPUNK PIECE OF SHIT BRUSH MA TEETH CUNNILINGUS ASS ASSHOLE All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy CUM SHITSLINGING ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP WANKER CHICKEN SHIT SON OF A BITCH LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BENCH PRESS BALL SACK DOUCHING MOLDY TITS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! ASSHOLE CRIMETHINK DUMBASS SCROTUM PENIS AUTOFELLATIO GYPSY INBRED OSTRICH MY ASS NIGGER POMMIE PISS SHIT GIVING HEAD BITCH RAT'S ASS ASSHOLE BOB SAGET Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! MOCCASINS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DONKEY DICK BONER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FRITZ O CANADA WANK RUSTY TROMBONE CUNT ASS SHITFACE PISS FUCKTARD WIKIPEDIA CUNNILINGUS JACK OFF HUEY P. NEWTON CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DICKHEAD JESSE McCARTNEY CANDY GOD DAMMIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS EAT MY SHIT! MAMA MIA FUCKFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TOWELHEAD SHIT RAT'S COCK SHITSLINGING PIG FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE KAFFIR CRACKER BUTTFUCKER PAKI FELCHMONKEY GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JAP MONKEY'S UNCLE SHIT POOPOO DOUCHEBAG FUCK OFF MARGARET THATCHER SHITTY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSCRACK NEGRO ARSE SHITE CUNT BUTTFUCKER BUTT PIRATE SHIT SUCK MY DICK ASSHAT REBECCA BLACK JOHN SMILEY FACE TITWANK CHINK JERRY DAMN PENIS [expletive deleted] PUSSYLICKER SHAKOPEE I'LL RAPE YOU BASTARD INJUN ANUSCAKE PEDOPHILIA ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHITE FUCKING DICKFACE FUCKTARD DAMN IT BOOBS YOU WANKER BUTTFUCKER PENIS MASTURBATION PISS HENTAI SHITTY SCUMBAG COCKGOBLIN SHITHEAD JAP DAMN SCUMBAG PENIS NIGGER RUSTY TROMBONE WHORE CLEVELAND STEAMER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK TWAT FUCKSTAIN CLEVELAND STEAMER GANGBANG TUBA DIPSHIT FAG BELGIUM DAMN JACKASS FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITSKIN POMMIE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKING A YOU WANKER JERRY CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BUTTFUCKER BUGGER OFF DESU JERK OFF FUCKFACE BONER SUCK A BIG DICK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE TOTAL FUCKFACE GOD DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE BUTTFUCKER FUCKER BRITNEY WANK FUCKBAG FROG'S FAT ASS JIGGABOO REBECCA BLACK WANK CLUSTERFUCK ARSE MICK ANUSCAKE DOUCHING JAP MOTHERFUCKER CHOAD KISSER ASS GIVING HEAD AUTOFELLATIO ASSBANDIT CUNT DOODIE HEAD CRAPMUNCHER LIMEY POLAK COCK CUNT CHRISTHUMPER MALL SANTA TOSSER CAMEL JOCKEY FAG MELAMINE FELLATIO COCKSTUFFER GENITALIA JERRY TWO-INCH PENIS SHITFACE SHUT UP, MEG! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK DEMOCRACY BUTTFUCKER ASSHAT DAMN RAT'S COCK FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTT PIRATE BOB SAGET DAMN IT FUCKSTAIN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CONAN O'BRIAN RAPE CHUFF SHITFACE SHITSLINGING FENCE JUMPER CHOAD JIGGABOO MALARKY COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK MAMA MIA SHITE SHITFACE CUM BUTTFUCKER FUCKING BASEBALL DAMN IT BIGNOSE DICKLICK BITCH CLEMEN COCKSMOKER FUCK OFF BITCH NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BULLCRAP JIZZ ASS BITCH O KURWA! BITCH COMMUNIST DILDO SEX ASSHOLE DAMN RAGHEAD ASS LICKER NIPPLES POLACK QUEEF DAMN IT DIPSHIT ANAL WINDOWS VISTA DELICIOUS CAKE ASS MASTURBATION FUCKER ASSHAT BUNG-HOLE PEARL NECKLACE ASSHOLE JAP TAFFY AUTOFELLATIO CUNT BULLSHIT FIST FUCK FRENCH TICKLER ROSIE O'DONNELL YOU WANKER FUCKBAG PISS PORCH MONKEY PISS D'OH FUCKING DAMN JACKASS SHITCOCK BULLSHIT CHRISTHUMPER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FRIG and with the DAMN and his MY COMMUNION WAFER OF of girraffes in which CUNTRAG while reading about CUNT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See HELL also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• KNOBJOCKEY