Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WANK'YOUR MOM'BASTARD'DICKHEAD'PEEPEE'I WILL KILL YOU!'GOOK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DAMN IT neurochemical FUCK disorder IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS, sudden 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements GO COUNT YOUR DICK or IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly STEVE BALLMER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITTY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JIZZ include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BRUSH MA TEETH by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MARCH OF FLAMES words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHAKOPEE LAKE TITICACA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASS utterFUCKance of socially YID objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHIT television programs to address DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! Tourette's syndrome.

FENCE JUMPER Tourette's is HEIL HITLER! not to be KAFFIR confused with HI, BILLY MAYS HERE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CHOAD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CLEVELAND STEAMER random DAMN disorientation, culturally-BALLS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MOCKIE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DOUCHING language, GOD DAMN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DONKEY PUNCHER PISS ARTIST of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GOD DAMN souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKING quantities ARSE of ANAL DIABETES HAIL SATAN! garbage.

Darnit.

A RUSKIE Polite Note to the VAGINA Author:

The VENEREAL DISEASE Tourette's POO POO BLOWJOB Research Institute was CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE founded to SCROTUM.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GARBAGE DAY! article ASSRAPING funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TOTAL I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or GYPSY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TITMOUSE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GREASER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DAMN Tourrette's sufferers ASS swear. You can CHRISTHUMPER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DOUCHEBAG TV, for always focusing on the DOUCHE bad side of a terrible BOB SAGET thing.
• The main SHITSLINGING symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GOD DAMN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TITS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKTARD knee SHITE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ABO cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITE school for VAGINA something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BASTARD sufferers to become TWISTY VAGINA manically depressed and NEGRO commit WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? suicide.
• There is no DUMBASS cure, and the FEWMETS drugs that are available to, "calm" the TACO tics often have adverse SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BEANER perodol" which caused my entire CHRISTHUMPER body to go GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS numb and WHORE basically made it NIGGA! worse than TITS & DICKS it is without the CLUSTERFUCK drug.

I am an active member of a CHAV tourette syndrome CHIGGER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating NIGGER the WANK public view of Tourettes as a "PISS OFF swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CLIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MASTURBATION sorry for SOD "hi-jacking" your SHITFACE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PIECE OF SHIT this that really SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a DAGO better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CLUSTERFUCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUM, and making fun of a FRIG horrible disorder is (not) PIG funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK time.

Best DICKHEAD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SIGMUND FREUD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN TOOTHPASTE reply

As PANCHEN LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MELAMINE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an BUDDHIST MONK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of AMERICA'S GREAT! degenerate capitalist culture in those NORTH KOREA countries. When showing DEMOCRACY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries LHASA leadership, those problems does not VOTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GOVERNMENT FILTERS byproduct of your CAPITALISM capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “UIGURS” Wen

P.S. COCKSMOKER Regards to Andrew JUSTIN BIEBER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

The GOD DAMN bastard who wrote this article. You can BUKKAKE punch him if you POLACK want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the COCK saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PISS and SONNY BILL WILLIAMS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DAMN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WANKER BAND WITH 4 SUCK A BIG DICK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PEARL NECKLACE HORSE! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS'S HOUSE

How TWAT to ASS LICKER cure GOD DAMN the BORDER HOPPER Tourette's DUMBASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PEEPEE for DAMN Tourette's SPUNK Syndrome TURD is BITCH following FUCKSTAIN these SHITFACE rules MICK in ARSE order:

• 1: Avoid TWAT immature WIGGER little DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! kids,
• 2: Count to WIGGER within BULLSHIT 10 CONAN O'BRIANseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BEAVER PEARL NECKLACE COCK nor FLYING FUCK talk,
• 4: Tell BIG FOOT yourself you PUSSY don't PISS ARTIST have SHITTY this NAZI disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PISS UP MY ARSE WITH NASTY FLYING RAT'S ASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FAGGOT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS last straw HELL!

I fucking put RAT'S ASS' my comment at the TOP OF THE DAMNATION PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BITCH the TOP OF ASSHAT THIS WHORE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be INBRED offensive. HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HELL people who try JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE to battle ASSCRACK'DOUCHETITS that tight-ass FUCKING 17-year-MONKEY SHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BITCH it now, but someone said HELLFIRE' RAT'S ASS ABO'ASSFACE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASSHAT is a laughing FAGGOT matter. Plus there BASTARD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKING A Uncyclopedia, there are [expletive deleted] articles HELL about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching REDNECK stuff. So DIPSHIT that means MONKEY SHIT stop getting mad at the CUNTRAG first part too and ASS talking about the CHICKEN SHIT letter that it's CUNTBUCKET mocking (what PISS ARTIST letter? I don't even know what WANK the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKER hi self DONKEY PUNCHER even made a really EPIDIDYMIS good point. "It's ASSWIPE nothing more MOCCASINS from a head nod to a CRAPPY knee tick". OLD CHRIST OF A. Which I'll add TITTYWANK onto WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't UNITED KINGDOM suffer that COON much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WALRUS SHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BUKKAKE be, because if I were a JENKEM Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHIT LIKE A HORSE hilarious. If you FUCK OFF Want facts, go on REDNECK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DARTH VADER be offended, don't read SEX the freaking I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL article anyway.

REBECCA BLACK HOLY DUMB FUCK FRAK CHINK TWAT ARSE HADJI HEIL HITLER! FUCK YOU NIPPLES

POLAK BORDER HOPPER ASS FUCK YOU TOURETTE'S SYNDROME MALARKY DAMN IT MOZILLA FIREFOX JACKASS PUNANI LAKE TITICACA SHITFUCKER DARTH VADER JENKEM HOT GRITS PISS ARTIST PISS ARTIST GANGBANG PISS SHITFUCKER BITCH RAT'S COCK BATHING SUIT AREA BELLEND GOBSHITE RICK MORANIS JENKEM PISSHOLE TITMOUSE TITS & DICKS WHORE KAFFIR GOD DAMMIT HATE HATE HAT BITCH SHITFUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH JAP [Insert stupid word you just made up here] ASSFACE CROTCH FELLATIO SHIT JAP AUTOFELLATIO FUCK SHITTY DONKEY DICK suck my mothers BUGGER OFF FUCKFACE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA I'LL RAPE YOU COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT MASTURBATION CUNT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BUGFUCK DONKEY PUNCHER HO CC PLZ PEDOPHILIA PENIS HOMO BLOWJOB YOU WANKER SHITFACE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK JOHNNY BALL SACK MOTHERFUCKER SHIT PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! 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FLYING FUCK CROTCH MOTHERFUCKER SHIT BRITNEY JACKASS SHIT PIGFUCKER TWAT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BELLEND BITCH CONDOMS CHICKEN FRIES FUCKING BASEBALL OH SHI– FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BUGFUCK HELL FUCKING BITCH FLYING FUCK FELCHING FROG'S FAT ASS PISS OFF FUCKTARD CUNT WANKSPLAT ASS SON OF A BITCH SHIT AY-AY-AY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FRIG OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! GIVING HEAD GOD DAMMIT 666 SHITCUNTING POMMIE CHICKEN FRIES COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PIECE OF SHIT POTTYMOUTH ASS HELL FAG FUCKHEAD JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKBAG CC PLZ PISS ARTIST SHITHEAD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DICKFACE CHOAD KISSER [EXPLETIVE] WANKSPLAT CHICKEN SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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GRIS GIVING HEAD WANK DICKLICK VILLAGE DUMP ASS BELGIUM COCKSUCKER DONKEY DICK BITCH FUCKING BASEBALL PUNANI SAND NIGGER REDSKIN ARSE CC PLZ PEDOPHILIA FUCK OFF HO PORCH MONKEY WANKSPLAT YOUR MOM SHITFACE FEMADOM FUCK OFF QUEEF FELLATIO BUTTFUCKER TITS CUNTRAG CAMEL FUCKER SOD TRANNY WIKIPEDIA RULES NORTH KOREA SHITFACE STEVE BALLMER DUMBASS MOCKIE CAMEL JOCKEY SHIT SHIT SHITTY DOUCHEBAG ASS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHITE PAKI JACKASS SHIT HELL RUSTY TROMBONE DIPSHIT BAT FUCK INSANE DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITCOCK TAMPONS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI INJUN BALLS SOD OFF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL REDNECK ASSFACE DUNE COON HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GOD DAMMIT CUNT CROTCH DAMN FUCKFACE JOHNNY FUCK YOU EPIDIDYMIS FUCKSTAIN FUCKWIT BENCH PRESS INCEST PISS ARTIST WHORE FRITZ BASTARD TITWANK AUTOFELLATIO FAGGOT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DIPSHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKSTAIN TITMOUSE MONKEY BALLS MARGARET THATCHER I'LL RAPE YOU HO BELLEND JACK OFF NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES MASTURBATION CLUSTERFUCK ROSIE O'DONNELL LIMEY ASS DIPSHIT RAT'S ASS ASSCRACK SHITHEAD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BUGGER GO HOME AND DIE MILF PUSSY DAMN OH SHI– SUCK A BIG DICK WANK PISS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS GOD DAMMIT CUNTRAG PISS DUNE COON SHITSLINGING CLUSTERFUCK AUTOFELLATIO BUTTFUCKER CROTCH GO HOME AND DIE BOOBS HELL CLIT ASSFACE JACK ABRAMOFF PISS ARTIST 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DAMN BOOBS FUCKWIT BULLSHIT HORSE PENIS BELLEND CLUSTERFUCK RAT'S COCK NAZI ABO FLYING RAT'S ASS JOHNNY ASSHAT PENIS ON A BUN REDNECK FUCKFACE STUB HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS TITTIES BALL SACK BASTARD ASSCRACK FUCK PEEPEE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WANK FUCK CLIT PISS NIPPLES KAFFIR NIGNOG GENITALIA BLESSED DAMN SAINT I RAPE WALRUSES! HELL DIRTY SANCHEZ PISSHOLE GOOK SUGARTITS ARSEBADGERS TWISTY VAGINA SHITTY PEARL NECKLACE [expletive deleted] FUCKWIT SPUNK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CHINK CUNT SHITE BEANER ASSHAT SHITTY PUNANI ASSFACE FUCK FLYING FUCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PRICK O KURWA! CHICKEN FRIES CHICKEN SHIT CHRISTHUMPER PUSSY POO POO BLOWJOB LIMEY FUCK WALRUS SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DEVELOPERS! DAMN PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! GOBSHITE GIVING HEAD JERRY NI REBECCA BLACK BUKKAKE DIPSHIT BRUSH MA TEETH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PENISFUCK FUCK PEARL NECKLACE PAKI CRAPMUNCHER DOG SHIT TOWELHEAD NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST COCK BULLSHIT BELLEND SHIT RAT'S ASS SHITBALLS FUCKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU DOUCHING CUNT SHIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE GOBSHITE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHITHEAD WIENER HO SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TRANNY D'OH FELLATIO suck my mothers ARSE GIVING HEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS INCEST PISS POLACK SHITFACE ARSE CANNED QUOTE DAMN IT GOD DAMMIT DICKFACE FUCK YOU WALRUS SHIT FUCKTARD MICK BOOBS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SMEG TITTYWANK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PEDOPHILIA COCK PISS OFF DYKE FUCKHEAD TACO CHRISTHUMPER GOD DAMMIT VENEREAL DISEASE SAMUEL L. JACKSON BOOBIES TWAT TITTIES FELCHMONKEY CUNT TITS MARGARET THATCHER COCKSHITTER JACK OFF FUCKHEAD WANK ASSHAT [Insert silly non-swear here] PRICK SAND NIGGER DILDO FENCE JUMPER VENEREAL DISEASE GO COUNT YOUR DICK SEX JERRY JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PIG CAMEL JOCKEY BLOWJOB WANKER FUCK YOU TOWELHEAD SAND NIGGER NIPPLES WOMEN'S RIGHTS MOCKIE I WILL END YOU! POLAK TWAT SHITTY DOUCHING SHIT FUCK OFF SHITSLINGING GREASER FELCHING ASSHAT 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHITTY JACKASS SHIT HUMAN RIGHTS BOLLOCKS PISS UP MY ARSE SUCK MY DICK ASSRAPING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL COCK COCKSUCKER PIECE OF SHIT BUTTFUCKER BELLEND PICKANINNY SON OF A BITCH PISSHOLE CAMEL JOCKEY PORCUPINE'S BALLS BOLLOCKS ASSBANDIT NIPPLES GOD DAMMIT DAMN CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S ASS FRENCH TICKLER MASTURBATION ASS CLEMEN SHITSLIDE SCUMBUCKET HELLFUCKER FUCKWIT ART METAL PRODUCTS PIG PIG ASSWIPE DAMN SAND NIGGER IT'S OVER 9000! HOMO CUNT I AM CORNHOLIO! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BOOBIES ASSWIPE CRAP ON A STICK SHITSLINGING VENEREAL DISEASE JACKASS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ARSE REBECCA BLACK GO COUNT YOUR DICK I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE BOOBS TITTIES QUEEF [Insert silly non-swear here] DOG SHIT FENCE JUMPER RADIO FREE LUNCH CROTCH SHIT DAGO FUCKING ASSRAPING ASSHAT FUCK SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WANK SHITFUCKER PISSHOLE FUCK OFF CUNNILINGUS HELL [expletive deleted] TOSSER suck my mothers PISS OFF DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! WANK POLACK BENSON SUCKS SPIC CLUSTERFUCK TITS BITCH DAMN GOD DAMN BELGIUM TONY LA RUSSA CUNT FELCHING NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES HEIL HITLER! FUCKHEAD SHIT INCEST GREASER SHITE PEEPEE HORSE PENIS WANK EPIDIDYMIS RUSKIE FUCKING A SHITTY POMMIE COCKSHITTER CRACKER DICKHEAD NAZI FUCKWIT DICKLICK SAND NIGGER BASTARD JIZZ HEIL HITLER! FUCKFUCKFUCK INBRED DOUCHING DICKHEAD CAPTAIN CRUNCH BALLS SAGGY TITS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DICKHEAD PIKACHU DYKE POMMIE PRICK BIGNOSE DAGO INBRED HELL SACRAMENTO FELLATIO POOPY FUCKING JUMP! JERRY WANK PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKSTAIN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! REDNECK GENITALIA ASSHOLE REDSKIN FUCK OFF RUSTY TROMBONE EAT MY SHIT! INBRED DICKFACE MILF SHITE TIT DIRT BANGKOK SEX MOTHERFUCKER SHAKOPEE PISS OFF Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ASSHOLE DAMN COCK PISSHOLE PISS ARTIST HELL BAD MOTHERFUCKER BIBLE BASHER D'OH YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS SHITSLIDE BASTARD ORGASM INCEST POLACK FUCKING BITCH JERRY WHORE HITLER DAMN IT FUCKING A HENTAI DILDO FUCKFACE ASSHAT CAMEL FUCKER SON OF A BITCH OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH POMMIE SHITSLIDE FUCKTARD TAMPONS SHIT GOD DAMMIT MALARKY RAT'S ASS JACKASS GIVING HEAD AUTOFELLATIO NIGNOG PISS OFF FUCKFACE SHIT NECROPHILIA PISS OFF PISS ARTIST CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CANNED QUOTES JUNGLE BUNNY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PORCH MONKEY FUCK PISS ARTIST BENCH PRESS CLIT SMEG CUNT ABO ASS FAGGOT FUCKTARD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BUNG-HOLE SEX DICK DONKEY DICK SHITFUCKER GOATSE LAKE TITICACA HELL SUCK MY COCK BALLS CRACKER FUCK SOD COCK FUCKWIT CONDOMS COCKSHITTER SHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKING BUTTFUCKER CUNTBUCKET SHAKOPEE FLAMING ASS BADGER BOOBIES FUCKING BUGGER OFF TITWANK GOBSHITE AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS PISS LOLCAT JENKEM DIRTY SANCHEZ SHIT SIGMUND FREUD HELL COLGATE DOG FUCKER VAGINA GOD DAMMIT VENEREAL DISEASE OLD CHRIST OF A HORSE SHIT SHITFACE JAP DICKHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHIT POOPOO FUCK OFF JOHN SMILEY FACE BORDER HOPPER CHUFF BAD MOTHERFUCKER NORTH KOREA CHUFF IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CHENEY CUM ABO BUKKAKE HELLFIRE POLACK GENITALIA DAMN IT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS LENS CRAFTERS PENISBIRD PEARL NECKLACE JESSE McCARTNEY SHITE PISS OFF PISS OFF WHORE DAMMIT DAMNATION BASTARD SEMPRINI SCUMBUCKET CHENEY ROSIE O'DONNELL SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CARPET MUNCHER FUCK TRANNY CUM CLUSTERFUCK CUM FRIG PISS OFF PUSSYLICKER FLYING FUCK SHITFUCKER INBRED BLOWJOB BASTARD ARSEBADGERS GIVING HEAD GOAT DICK JACK OFF AMERICA ONLINE FUCK FUCKING A PENIS CROTCH TITWANK BASTARD CUNTSWILLING GOD DAMMIT GANGBANG DICKFACE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SOD OFF SHITE TOWELHEAD TAMPONS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! PENIS ANAL DIABETES I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DOUCHE SHITFUCKER PISS OFF PRICK DUMBASS DICKWAD ALF AMERICAN SPELLING CHUCK NORRIS SHIT SHITHEAD RAPE DAMN YOU WANKER CHICKEN SHIT ASSWIPE TAMPONS TWAT FUCKFACE GOD DAMN LET'S SHIT CHOAD RAPE BLUMPKIN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BLUMPKIN SHIT BUGFUCK FUCKBAG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CUM BASTARD RAT'S COCK LET'S SHIT CUNNILINGUS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKFACE SHITFUCKER SCUMBAG SHIT PEARL NECKLACE WANK EMO POLESMOKER POMMIE JAP BUGGER OFF DAMN WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! CHENEY SHITFACE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE RICK MORANIS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKTARD FUCKBAG FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK PEARL NECKLACE WANK SHITE DICKHEAD FRENCH TICKLER POMMIE CHOAD WIKIPEDIA DICK TITS WIENER PENIS ORGASM SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKER DYKE CUNNILINGUS I'LL RAPE YOU SCUMBUCKET FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT MONKEY BALLS ASSCRACK BALLS SHITSLINGING DOUCHEBAG PIG GANGBANG CUM RANDY TRAVIS DICKFACE DICKHEAD INCEST DILDO FUCKING TITS & DICKS FUCK AMERICA ONLINE JUNGLE BUNNY TUBA BALL SACK FUCK JAP DICK ASSHOLE PORCH MONKEY SPICY CUNT FUCK NECROPHILIA CHENEY SHUT UP, MEG! SHITTY BIRD SHIT SHITTY 666 DAMN IT GRAPE PENIS PISS OFF RAT'S ASS POKÉMON SHIT BULLSHIT CHICKEN SHIT FUCKHEAD BUTTFUCKER ASSFACE INBRED CUNT LAPPER TOWELHEAD BALL SACK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHAKOPEE BORDER HOPPER ORGASM BUGFUCK ASSFACE WIKIPEDIA ASSHAT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT REBECCA BLACK BUTTFUCKER TITS TITTIES BUTTFUCKER ASS COMMUNIST DILDO CRAPFUCKER FUCKTARD PECKERHEAD FUCK OFF BUTTFUCKER QUEEF INCEST SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PEARL NECKLACE CROTCH DAMN MOTHERFUCKER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DICKWAD TWAT JACKASS JACKASS OSTRICH MY ASS DUMBASS FUCKTARD SHITE PISS HOLY DUMB FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSHOLE DICKLICK BITCH RAPE FUCKTARD ASSHAT DUMBASS PISS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JOHN SMILEY FACE PIECE OF SHIT ASSWIPE WOMEN'S RIGHTS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BUTTFUCKER SHIT SHITE SEMEN ASS ASSCRACK FLAMING ASS BADGER MOCCASINS ROSIE O'DONNELL MALARKY DILDO LAKE TITICACA AUTOFELLATIO BRUSH MA TEETH CAMEL JOCKEY GIVING HEAD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE POOPOO JIZZ WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL P'KANG OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! WANKER MOTHERFUCKER COON BELLEND TWAT PENISBIRD Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SPICY CUNT FUCK and with the MARCH OF FLAMES and his SOD OFF of girraffes in which KIKE while reading about SHITFACE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ANUSCAKE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DOUCHING