Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BUTTFUCKER'JOHN SMILEY FACE'POLAK'SHITE'BONER'CUNTYMINTS'HELLFIRE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a TWISTY VAGINA look at the TITS talk page of this OH SHI– article for notes or discussion before FUCKWIT editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKSTAIN neurochemical FUCK disorder TIMBER NIGGER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKING A, sudden ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements [expletive deleted] or I'LL RAPE YOU vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JESUS FUCKING CHRIST in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HI, BILLY MAYS HERE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PORCUPINE'S BALLS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BEAVER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA KAFFIR words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SUGARTITS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PISSHOLE utterFUCKance of socially SHITE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JACKASS SHIT television programs to address SPICY CUNT FUCK Tourette's syndrome.

BOOBS Tourette's is BONG not to be DAMN confused with JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PEEPEE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS random GOD DAMN disorientation, culturally-FELCHMONKEY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PENIS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BUTTFUCKER language, DAMN IT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MOTHERFUCKER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BULLSHIT souvenir shoppes and massive DIPSHIT quantities PUSSY of ANAL DIABETES NI garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKTARD Polite Note to the I'LL RAPE YOU Author:

The CHOAD KISSER Tourette's FUCKING Research Institute was DOUCHE founded to TITS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BOOBIES Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASSFACE article WOP funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITCOCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance YOU WANKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about EMO Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? Tourrette's sufferers MONKEY SHIT swear. You can FENCE JUMPER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BASTARD TV, for always focusing on the DONALD RUMSFELD bad side of a terrible PISS OFF thing.
• The main SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DOT HEAD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITFACE knee HONKY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCKSTAIN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes LIMEY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BULLSHIT school for BUGGER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage RUSKIE sufferers to become PRICK manically depressed and NIPPLES commit FUCK suicide.
• There is no DONKEY DICK cure, and the BIGNOSE drugs that are available to, "calm" the PEARL NECKLACE tics often have adverse CHICKEN SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna LET'S SHIT perodol" which caused my entire POLACK body to go CRAP numb and BOB SAGET basically made it NIGGA! worse than I CAN AFFORD FOOD it is without the JACKASS drug.

I am an active member of a O KURWA! tourette syndrome SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HENTAI the SHITFACE public view of Tourettes as a "DICKHEAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! sorry for PENIS ON A BUN "hi-jacking" your POLAK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PRICK this that really ARSEBADGERS annoys me. I am working towards a JACKASS SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HONKY, and making fun of a SHIT horrible disorder is (not) GOOK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMN IT time.

Best BIGNOSE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BALL SACK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese SLITTY EYES reply

As DEMOCRACY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill UIGURS Westerners show is not an GRASS MUD HORSE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those MONASTERIES countries. When showing UIGURS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SLITTY EYES in countries POISON IN TOOTHPASTE leadership, those problems does not GRASS MUD HORSE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BELGIUM byproduct of your OPINION capitalist society SLITTY EYES.

Li Chiang “NORTH KOREA” Wen

P.S. CHINK Regards to Andrew FUCKHEAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The I AM CORNHOLIO! bastard who wrote this article. You can NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! punch him if you PRICK want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this HIV NEGATIVE country anyway, without this triple thick cock MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass BRITAIN put up with UNITED KINGDOM hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BUTTFUCKER saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my MOTHERFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKING A Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DOUCHING and SEX playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCK OFF music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MOTHERFUCKER BAND WITH 4 BUTT PIRATE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MARGARET THATCHER HORSE! FUCKING A IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKING A'S HOUSE

How ASSCRACK to DAMN IT cure HAIL SATAN! the SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Tourette's ORGASM Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DOUCHETITS for PEDOPHILIA Tourette's DILDO Syndrome TITWANK is PISSHOLE following CUNT these SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT rules INBRED in VENEREAL DISEASE order:

• 1: Avoid FROG'S FAT ASS immature BUGGER little SEMEN kids,
• 2: Count to BUGFUCK within CUNT 10 REDSKINseconds,
• 3: Do not open your NINTENDOGS MONKEY'S UNCLE CLUSTERFUCK nor FUCKSTAIN talk,
• 4: Tell POLESMOKER yourself you JERK OFF don't SUITCASE PENIS have MOZILLA FIREFOX this RAT'S ASS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CAMEL FUCKER WITH NASTY LOLCAT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HORSE SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKING A last straw DOG SHIT!

I fucking put MONKEY SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASSHAT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at [EXPLETIVE] the TOP OF HIGH WAGES THIS REDSKIN ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be INBRED offensive. PISS OFF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CUNT people who try SON OF A BITCH to battle BELLEND'JACKASS SHIT that tight-ass ASS 17-year-PAKI—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find I'LL RAPE YOU it now, but someone said BAD MOTHERFUCKER' FLYING FUCK ASSRAPING'FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HELL is a laughing 30 CASES OF PICKLES matter. Plus there O CANADA was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCK Uncyclopedia, there are COON articles POMMIE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSHAT stuff. So NIGGER TITS that means BASTARD stop getting mad at the DYKE first part too and MARGARET THATCHER talking about the FLYING FUCK letter that it's POMMIE mocking (what DAMN letter? I don't even know what BUTTFUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian SOD hi self FELLATIO even made a really WETBACK good point. "It's INBRED nothing more GENITALIA from a head nod to a FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS knee tick". NECROPHILIA. Which I'll add EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA onto WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TITS suffer that SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CRAPMUNCHER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to I WILL KILL YOU! be, because if I were a IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DAGO hilarious. If you ASSHAT Want facts, go on SHITE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHIT be offended, don't read DAMNATION the freaking DICK IN A BOX article anyway.

BOOBS JAP FELLATIO DOUCHETITS MALARKY GANGBANG PISS HYPERINFLATION CUNT LAPPER

VAGINA TURD FUCK A DUCK FUCKSTAIN AUTOFELLATIO SHITFUCKER FLYING FUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING COON DUNE COON DYKE MOCKIE CAMEL FUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BITCH DICK TITS SEX MOTHERFUCKER CHOAD KISSER SHITHEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS BEAVER SEX GO HOME AND DIE JACK OFF ASS BULLSHIT BASTARD EPIDIDYMIS FUCKING JUMP! BULLSHIT CUNTYMINTS BOB SAGET YID CUNT AUTOFELLATIO SHITE SMEG YUKY DOODY FUCK FUCKSTAIN PUSSY ASS ABO DAMN ASSBANDIT TWO-INCH PENIS AMERICA ONLINE DILDO RANDY TRAVIS AUTOFELLATIO JAP MILF PISS BITCH CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASSWIPE KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 BENSON SUCKS GENITALIA JERRY BUTT PIRATE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! ASSFACE TITTYWANK FELLATIO ASS SHITSLINGING CUNT COCKSUCKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MARGARET THATCHER BELLEND TWAT DICKFACE FUCK OFF MICK CHUFF CUNT JUNGLE BUNNY ARSE GOD DAMMIT FLAMING ASS BADGER NAZI COON CRAP DAMNED TABERNACLE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BULLSHIT FRED PHELPS BASTARD TITTYWANK BASTARD SHITFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT MONKEY SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MOCCASINS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHAKOPEE DIRTY SANCHEZ MOLDY TITS SCROTUM CLEMEN DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE ASS PUNANI FUCK FUCKER CRAPPY JIZZ JOHN ELWAY CUNT SHIT SLOPE BORDER HOPPER SAGGY TITS DIPSHIT SHIT BOB SAGET HELL PIECE OF SHIT PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! ASSCRACK CHING CHONG CHINK BOLLOCKS TWISTY VAGINA HELL GIVING HEAD JACKASS CUNT HELLFUCKER PENIS CAMEL FUCKER DAMN COON DEMOCRACY TITS LIMEY MARGARET THATCHER RAGHEAD FUCKING SHITHEAD WANK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PENISPENISPENIS!!! DUMBASS FUCK OFF I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! [Insert stupid word you just made up here] MALARKY SEMEN JACK OFF ASSHOLE SHITCOCK PUSSY NECROPHILIA SUGARTITS COMMUNIST DILDO PIG SHITFACE ASS NAZI POMMIE CUNT ASSHAT ASSCRACK POLAK BANGKOK NAZI FROG'S FAT ASS GANGBANG RAPE GOAT DICK FAGGOT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK YOU WOODPECKERSHIT FLYING FUCK JACK OFF REDNECK SHITE ART METAL PRODUCTS BLOWJOB HELL AUTOFELLATIO WANKER FUCKSTAIN DOUCHE HATE HATE HAT ORGASM DAMN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DAMN NECROPHILIA ASSRAPING FUCKSTAIN COCKSMOKER BOOBS THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS PISS ASSFACE FUCKING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JACKASS SHIT REDNECK FUCK YOU CHICKEN FRIES HADJI WIENER FUCKING JUMP! WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKFUCKFUCK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BIRD IN THE HOUSE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BOYCOTT VIACOM! HORSE SHIT WHORE BAD MOTHERFUCKER CRAPMUNCHER IN SACREMENT NIGNOG NIGGER TITTYWANK CUNT BUTTFUCKER KIKE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCK OFF SUGARTITS D'OH HELL HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DOUCHE BIRD SHIT GOD DAMN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE INCEST ASSFACE PISS ARTIST FELLATIO VENEREAL DISEASE BUTTFUCKER TITMOUSE D'OH CRAPMUNCHER CHUFF JIGGABOO POMMIE SACRAMENTO SHITTING DICK NIPPLES GIVING HEAD HOSER DESU GO HOME AND DIE HADJI DAMN DICK TAFFY CTHULHU FHTAGN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BENSON SUCKS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT HORSE PENIS RIGHTS WALRUS SHIT SHITHEAD I WILL KILL YOU! MOTHERFUCKER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKING JUMP! FRAK CUM DILDO SUCK MY DICK PISS ARTIST BALL SACK MOCKIE DOUCHEBAG CAMEL FUCKER GOATSE NECROPHILIA GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS HELL GRIS BASTARD FUCKFACE JAP FASHION BUG MOTHERFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO ASSHAT FUCK NUGGET PEARL NECKLACE OSTRICH MY ASS POWERSHIT AY-AY-AY RICK MORANIS DOUCHE ARSE BUGFUCK SPIC CUNTBUCKET TWAT SHIT BUNG-HOLE RAT'S COCK FUCKER CUNT RAT'S ASS PENIS RECTUM RAIDER FUCKSTAIN RAT'S COCK KIKE POMMIE ORGASM DAMN NI PEEPEE DAMN JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE STUDENT PROTESTS HELL SHIT SHITSLINGING DAMN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CHIGGER POLAK PENISBIRD MONKEY SHIT FUCKSTAIN SCUMBUCKET FASHION BUG MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE HELL THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES PIECE OF SHIT I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE ASSFACE WOP CHICKEN SHIT ANAL DIABETES SHITHEAD GO HOME AND DIE HELL JESSE McCARTNEY ASS NIPPLES MILF NIGGER TACO BOOBS DONKEY DICK SEX SHITE PENIS DILDO HOLY DUMB FUCK BIG FOOT CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FRITZ TACO FEMADOM SOD OFF BALL SACK WANKSPLAT DAMN IT POOPOO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BIG FOOT DICKHEAD HELL JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BUTT-HOLE BULLSHIT FUCK A DUCK GIVING HEAD GINGERBREAD DICKFACE SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD COCKSHITTER BASTARD DIPSHIT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME HOMO SHITE AUTOFELLATIO SHIT DICKLICK WANK BOOBS SHIT DICKHEAD TOURETTE'S IS FUN CLIT BUGGER DOUCHE NAZI WIKIPEDIA FUCK OFF CLEAN DRINKING WATER PISSHOLE BLUMPKIN CRAP WANK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCKING BASTARD DAMN TENTACLE RAPE CHOAD FUCK TITWANK MASTURBATION WOP SHITFUCKER FU SPANG DICKFACE POOPY DICKHEAD FUCKING FUCKWIT SHIT FUCKHEAD GOBSHITE FUCK YID MALL SANTA POMMIE GIVING HEAD BITCH DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BITCH JOHN ELWAY SHIT NIGGER NORTH KOREA DAMMIT FUCKHEAD DIPSHIT NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER TIMBER NIGGER HUEY P. NEWTON SUCK MY COCK GREASER DAMN BLOWJOB TWO-INCH PENIS FLYING RAT'S ASS DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE GANGBANG BOOBS CUNTRAG PUSSY SHITFACE BALLS TOSSER GIVING HEAD TOTAL BASTARD NECROPHILIA ALEX TREBEK URINE-GARGLING DICKFACE JUNGLE BUNNY DAMMIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITFUCKER MONKEY SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS PENISPENISPENIS!!! SHITFUCKER BULLSHIT POLACK GOD DAMMIT FRAK FUCKING SPANK THE MONKEY MOTHERFUCKER DARTH VADER FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE ASS ASS SCROTUM PISS BITCH FUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DIPSHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GRINGO HORSE SHIT CHOAD YOU WANKER TWAT ANAL WANK ASS MICK ASSRAMMER ART METAL PRODUCTS POMMIE ASSBANDIT MOZILLA FIREFOX HELL PEARL NECKLACE BIRD SHIT BULLSHIT TITS CLIT FUCKING A ASS LICKER CRAPPY RUSKIE FUCK OFF JACK OFF BITCH INCEST GIVING HEAD SHITSLINGING PUNANI JAP DICKFACE COON HO CRAPMUNCHER CHINK KAFFIR TWAT HELL CUNT BENSON SUCKS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! HORSE PENIS MASTURBATION CUNTRAG FLYING FUCK ARSE CUNTBUCKET FRENCH TICKLER EXTRA LONG PENIS PRICK LENS CRAFTERS YOU WANKER RAT'S ASS PENIS SHITSLINGING MOLDY TITS DIPSHIT BULLSHIT SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER SEMEN SAMUEL L. JACKSON ARSE ASSHOLE FUCK TIT SPRINKLES PEDOPHILIA SAND NIGGER DAMN PISS CAMEL JOCKEY SHITPISSER GOD DAMN BELLEND JACK ABRAMOFF AY-AY-AY NECROPHILIA ASSCRACK DAMN AUTOFELLATIO FAG MOCCASINS CHIGGER ASSHOLE CUNNILINGUS COLGATE DUMBASS SHITFACE FRENCH TICKLER FUCK PISS UP MY ARSE PENISBIRD BIG FOOT COON DICK DAMN IT COON DICK CHICKEN FASHION BUG ASSWIPE FUCK YOU ARSEBADGERS HELL YOU WANKER MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCK INBRED CUM ASSHOLE PUSSY CHIGGER FELCHMONKEY CHINK MONKEY SHIT ASSWIPE ASS FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK ASS QUEEF BAD MOTHERFUCKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITE FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BOB SAGET BITCH MARGARET THATCHER FRAK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCK BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE YOU WANKER REDSKIN KIKE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JUNGLE BUNNY ASS FUCKHEAD SHITSLINGING BUDDHIST MONK STEVE BALLMER PISS SHIT ASS TIMBER NIGGER PISS OFF FEMADOM NIGGER PIG SHAKOPEE I'LL RAPE YOU CRAPMUNCHER INBRED SAMUEL L. 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CHINK CUNTYMINTS FUCKHEAD WHITE PEOPLE PENIS ON A BUN SHIT FLYING FUCK DAMMIT FUCK MOCCASINS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JESSE McCARTNEY HELL JERRY COCK BLUMPKIN SHITHEAD GOATSE DICKFACE DOODIE HEAD ASSHOLE GOBSHITE IN SACREMENT SPUNK BITCH CHICKEN SHIT THIS IS A RARE SWEAR KNOBJOCKEY CHOAD KISSER RAT'S COCK FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITE PISSHOLE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CUNTYMINTS PEDOPHILIA RAT'S COCK CHICKEN SHIT ASS SMEG STEVE BALLMER FUCK KAFFIR GOD DAMN HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN CROTCH PENIS DIPSHIT PUSSYLICKER NIGGER BASTARD NIGGER HORSE SHIT GOD DAMN FUCK YOU GOD DAMN CUNT TOWELHEAD CLUSTERFUCK BIGNOSE MOZILLA FIREFOX pen0r RAT'S ASS HOMO AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMN PEEPEE WANKER ASS FASCIST ASS HONKY DIRTY SANCHEZ BLOWJOB TWISTY VAGINA INBRED FUCKFACE CHAV PIECE OF SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS TACO CHIGGER TAFFY CLEMEN FUCKSTAIN MOCCASINS GENITALIA DOUCHEBAG FUCKTARD COCKSHITTER HOLY DUMB FUCK DOUCHE NAZI BENSON SUCKS CHIGGER PENIS BUTTFUCKER ASSCRACK HOT GRITS FUCKING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DIPSHIT FUCK OFF SAND NIGGER BASTARD PISS CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKSTAIN NIGNOG WALRUS SHIT BENSON SUCKS RAT'S COCK FRAK BASTARD INCEST DICKHEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE MONKEY SHIT PENIS ON A BUN DAMMIT ANAL SON OF A BITCH CRAP FUCKSTAIN DOG FUCKER JAP DIPSHIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! EPIDIDYMIS CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKTARD SOD OFF PISS SHITBALLS PORCH MONKEY MAMA MIA PENIS TWAT GOD DAMN ASSCRACK BULLSHIT CHOAD SHIT CUNT LAPPER KAFFIR BITCH MALARKY CUNTBUCKET ABO DIPSHIT RAT'S ASS DAMMIT OSTRICH MY ASS GRASS MUD HORSE DOG SHIT FUCKING JUMP! SIGMUND FREUD CUNTYMINTS HELL BELLEND SHITTY HAIL SATAN! CAMEL FUCKER RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT FUCKWIT FLYING RAT'S ASS WINDOWS VISTA TWAT WIKIPEDIA WANK PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS SHITE DIPSHIT GOATSE CRAPPY FUCK OFF NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITFACE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PENIS DONALD RUMSFELD TWO-INCH PENIS BONG PISS SEX GO HOME AND DIE DAMN SHITTY DILDO NAZI BUTTFUCKER SNUFF PORN FUCKFACE WIKIPEDIA RULES YOGHURT CANNON NICARAGUA CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKHEAD IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CUNT LAPPER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP WIENER MARCH OF FLAMES ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! JUSTIN BIEBER CROTCH STEVE BALLMER [Insert silly non-swear here] WANK HOLY DUMB FUCK SHIT POOPOO HADJI BITCH COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKHEAD ABO 30 CASES OF PICKLES NAZI MICK WANKER COMMUNIST DILDO CUM PIECE OF SHIT SCUMBAG DICKLICK POTTYMOUTH CRAPMUNCHER GREASER DOUCHETITS SHITTY TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SON OF A BITCH SAGGY TITS EMO CUNT 666 PAKI MILF ASS DAMN SHITBALLS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CROTCH TITTIES SUGARTITS FUCK OFF LIMEY DICKFACE DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TITWANK TITS JACK OFF RAT'S COCK DUMBASS BEANER FELCHMONKEY FROG'S FAT ASS JERK OFF JAP CLIT FIST FUCK CUNT CRAPPER YOUR MOM DICKFACE YOU WANKER TENTACLE RAPE BORDER HOPPER FELLATIO BITCH ASS FLAMING ASS BADGER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FROG CUNT JOHN SMILEY FACE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DAMN DICKLICK THIS IS A RARE SWEAR TITS & DICKS FUCKWIT FUCK NUGGET BUGGER OFF TURD RAT'S COCK ALEX TREBEK NAZI SOD SCUMBAG HOSER YOU WANKER ASS SHITTY CAPTAIN CRUNCH EAT MY SHIT! MOTHERFUCKER BOOBS BUTT PIRATE FUCKFACE ASS FASCIST CLEMEN FELCHING FUCKFACE EMO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DOUCHE FLYING FUCK INBRED TAMPON IN MY ASS DUMBASS SEX FUCK BASTARD PISSHOLE BASTARD HELLFUCKER FUCKHEAD BOOBS DOUCHE DONKEY PUNCHER BUKKAKE I WILL END YOU! BUTTFUCKER RAT'S COCK ANAL DICKHEAD CAUCASIANS KAFFIR WOODPECKERSHIT DYKE FIRECROTCH SHITHEAD FUCK OFF NAZI CUNT BULLCRAP FUCKING JUMP! WANK SEX SAND NIGGER SHITHEAD SHITTY JAP FUCK FELCHMONKEY DAMNATION FROG'S FAT ASS BATHING SUIT AREA TOTAL SHIT FUCK FROG FUCKHEAD DICK CHICKEN PORCH MONKEY MASTURBATION FELLATIO SHIT COON SHITFACE SEX ANUSCAKE YOUR MOM DICKLICK HELL PUSSY GREASER COCK ASSRAMMER BITCH DILDO DICKHEAD RICK MORANIS SCROTUM JACK OFF CROTCH GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FUCKBAG ASSHAT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GOD BLESS AMERICA ABO SHITSLINGING WIKIPEDIA BUTTFUCKER ASSWIPE FUCK OFF OSTRICH MY ASS CUNT NIGGER TITTYWANK BULLCRAP FUCK GOD DAMN FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DIPSHIT BAT FUCK INSANE RUSTY TROMBONE FROG'S FAT ASS PISS PIGFUCKER BUTT-HEAD FUCKSTAIN SEX FROG'S FAT ASS PIG CHOAD KISSER SHITFACE GOBSHITE FRITZ OSTRICH MY ASS INCEST FAGGOT FRIG TITS & DICKS FUCK FUCK POLESMOKER WANK GOD DAMMIT FRAK PRICK ASSCRACK FUCK RAT'S ASS NEGRO BOOBIES ASSHAT CUNT LAPPER YOU WANKER SPIC FLYING FUCK HO I'LL RAPE YOU CUNTRAG SEMEN PRICK SHIT MOCCASINS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BULLSHIT CONDOMS ASSHOLE LET'S SHIT MALARKY BUTTFUCKER SACRAMENTO SPIC DICKLICK SHIT HELL DILDO NIGGER YOU WANKER PAKI JACK ABRAMOFF HITLER FROG'S FAT ASS WOP MACACA LIMEY CLUSTERFUCK HELL SEX Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BUTTFUCKER and with the FUCKFACE and his JAP of girraffes in which SAGGY TITS while reading about INBRED!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PEARL NECKLACE