Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FIST FUCK'CRAPPY'EAT MY SHIT!'FUCK YOU'ASSHAT'FUCKING A'EXTRA LONG PENIS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FLYING FUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder BIGNOSE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PEDOPHILIA, sudden FROG'S FAT ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PIECE OF SHIT or FUCKFACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DICK IN A BOX in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKFACE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may [Insert silly non-swear here] include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUNT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PISS ARTIST words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITTY FUCKING JUMP! words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DICKHEAD utterFUCKance of socially PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKSTAIN television programs to address WARNER MUSIC GROUP Tourette's syndrome.

JACK OFF Tourette's is EPIDIDYMIS not to be FOUR-EYES confused with HELL Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PISS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUM random 30 CASES OF PICKLES disorientation, culturally-PICKANINNY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PORCUPINE'S BALLS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DONKEY DICK language, ASSCRACK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CROTCH FUCKWIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BUGGER souvenir shoppes and massive NIGGER TITS quantities DOUCHEBAG of ANAL DIABETES COON garbage.

Darnit.

A PUNANI Polite Note to the BALL SACK Author:

The BELGIUM Tourette's ASSWIPE Research Institute was DAMN founded to ALEX TREBEK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MOCKIE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKING article JOHN ELWAY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITCUNTING I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MASTURBATION changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITSLINGING.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SCROTUM Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of GIVING HEAD Tourrette's sufferers BASTARD swear. You can FIRECROTCH blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame VAGINA TV, for always focusing on the PUSSY bad side of a terrible CUM thing.
• The main DAMN IT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CRAPMUNCHER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WETBACK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT knee WIENER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CHICKEN SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BUDDHIST MONK school for POLAK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK OFF sufferers to become JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS manically depressed and NEGRO commit CAMEL JOCKEY suicide.
• There is no SOD cure, and the MAMA MIA drugs that are available to, "calm" the MOTHERFUCKER tics often have adverse TIMBER NIGGER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BONER perodol" which caused my entire CLUSTERFUCK body to go FAG numb and TITS basically made it NIGGA! worse than PISS it is without the [EXPLETIVE] drug.

I am an active member of a GRIS tourette syndrome CHOAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK the DOT HEAD public view of Tourettes as a "O KURWA! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKSTAIN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am LAKE TITICACA sorry for BOOBS "hi-jacking" your PAKI entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKER this that really PRICK annoys me. I am working towards a TOWELHEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CUNT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TUBA, and making fun of a TWAT horrible disorder is (not) FUCK OFF funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy time.

Best SHUT UP, MEG! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TAMPONS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBET reply

As STUDENT RIOTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CAPITALISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHT WING Westerners show is not an TANK MAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TANK MAN degenerate capitalist culture in those HUMAN RIGHTS countries. When showing DIMETHYL GLYCOL right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BELGIUM in countries GOOGLE leadership, those problems does not OPINION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a COMMUNISM IS STUPID byproduct of your TANK MAN capitalist society DALAI LAMA.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. SHITPISSER Regards to Andrew SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIV NEGATIVE reply

The CHOAD bastard who wrote this article. You can GOD DAMMIT punch him if you INBRED want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DON'T HAVE AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough CONDOMS problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NIGGER saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my MOZILLA FIREFOX intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PEDOPHILIA Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PISS and SHITHEAD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BORDER HOPPER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCK BAND WITH 4 WANK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BITCH HORSE! PEDOPHILIA IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PEDOPHILIA'S HOUSE

How FLYING FUCK to RAPE cure POLESMOKER the ARSEBADGERS Tourette's PUNANI Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FRIG for FUCKSTAIN Tourette's ANUSCAKE Syndrome VENEREAL DISEASE is INBRED following VAGINA these DOUCHE rules RAPE in PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT order:

• 1: Avoid GOBSHITE immature CC PLZ little SHITCUNTING kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKFACE within pen0r 10 BUTT PIRATEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCK OFF LAKE TITICACA ASSFACE nor TESTICLE CHOKE talk,
• 4: Tell AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI yourself you CUNT don't GOD DAMMIT have ASSWIPE this POOPY disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BULLSHIT WITH NASTY NIGGER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKSTAIN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PEDOPHILIA last straw FUCK!

I fucking put CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASSHAT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASSCRACK the TOP OF HELL THIS POMMIE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FRITZ offensive. DICK IN A BOX. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITHEAD people who try PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS to battle SON OF A BITCH'CHENEY that tight-ass FUCKER 17-year-MARGARET THATCHER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FRIG it now, but someone said HELL' PIG FUCKSTAIN'RAT'S COCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ARSE is a laughing FAGGOT matter. Plus there PECKERHEAD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are INJUN articles LET'S SHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKING stuff. So SEX that means HONKY stop getting mad at the FUCKING A first part too and FUCKING A talking about the FUCK OFF letter that it's VAGINA mocking (what COCKSUCKER letter? I don't even know what ARSE the heck you're talking about). Adrian DAMN hi self FUCKSTAIN even made a really DOUCHING good point. "It's MY ANUS IS BLEEDING nothing more OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! from a head nod to a ASS knee tick". BIGNOSE. Which I'll add MOZILLA FIREFOX onto CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't GYPSY suffer that JIGGABOO much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DONGSHOVER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BENCH PRESS be, because if I were a DYKE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article STRAWBERRY ASS hilarious. If you HADJI Want facts, go on BOOBS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BASTARD be offended, don't read FUCK A DUCK the freaking PISS article anyway.

JAP VAGINA HORSE PENIS LOGJAMMER FUCKFACE CHING CHONG CHINK JIGGABOO BITCH CHIGGER FUCK

BENCH PRESS CAMEL FUCKER REDSKIN FUCK YOU WANKER JERK OFF TOSSER CUM HORSE SHIT DOUCHETITS JERK OFF DIPSHIT HELL SAGGY TITS CAMEL FUCKER SHIT POOPOO EPIDIDYMIS FUCKING CUNT CRAPPER ALEX TREBEK DOUCHING INBRED GIVING HEAD HELL CAMEL FUCKER CLUSTERFUCK FUCKFACE FELCHING SHITSLINGING FUCK FUCKBAG BELGIUM POLESMOKER DAGO HONKY DICK FRAK FENCE JUMPER DOUCHETITS WETBACK AUTOFELLATIO AUTOFELLATIO GOAT DICK I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH WANK FUCKFACE FUCKFACE RAT'S ASS DAGO GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS EPIDIDYMIS NIPPLES MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MAMA MIA PUNANI BITCH SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKBAG ASSWIPE DAGO DICKLICK JIZZ IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 666 WOP HELLFUCKER SEMPRINI SHIT DUMBASS CUNT SHUT UP, MEG! HELL NIGGER TITS MOSES SCROTUM ASSFACE OLD CHRIST OF A PIG DOUCHE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DICKLICK BOB SAGET YID RAT'S ASS SHITSKIN LET'S SHIT NIGGER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS COCKGOBLIN CLEMEN YID PORCUPINE'S BALLS DICKFACE BULLSHIT BIGNOSE TURD DOUCHE ARSE FOUR-EYES TOSSER ASS BITCH BIGNOSE BITCH INBRED ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKER WANK FUCK OFF SEMEN SHIT TRANNY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CAPTAIN CRUNCH MALL SANTA I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DOODIE HEAD ASS BLOWJOB DOUCHETITS BUGFUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS RAPE pen0r NECROPHILIA TIMBER NIGGER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK BLISTERING BARNACLES EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MILF ASSRAPING MILF JACKASS SHIT NIGGER FUCKING JUMP! FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT FUCK FUCKHEAD CHOAD PENIS DONGSHOVER BONER FUCKING MAMA MIA BASTARD CRAPMUNCHER DICK TITS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? RAINBOWS RAT'S COCK FRITZ WANK HADJI CHINK ARSE BULLSHIT CLEMEN BELLEND FENCE JUMPER WANKER FLYING FUCK SAND NIGGER SHITFACE BULLSHIT BUTT-HOLE KIDDY FIDDLER NIPPLES CRAPMUNCHER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PORCH MONKEY JACKASS DICKHEAD DOUCHETITS MASTURBATION JACKASS FUCKSTAIN CHOAD CLUSTERFUCK FUCK PISSHOLE FAG GIVING HEAD POLAK LOGJAMMER SHITSKIN BOLLOCKS FUCK OFF SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD CROTCH HAIL SATAN! PANCHEN LAMA TACO SHIT PISS UP MY ARSE DICK CHICKEN URINE-GARGLING BLUE PENIS! NICARAGUA COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS NIGGER TITS COLGATE COCKSHITTER DOM DeLUISE DICK FUCKBAG BUGGER OFF SHITSLINGING COON CHENEY HORSE PENIS SCUMBAG I'LL RAPE YOU COCKSMOKER WANKSPLAT POLESMOKER [Insert silly non-swear here] SPIC BALL SACK DONKEY DICK GOATSE FENCE JUMPER OSTRICH MY ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SAMUEL L. JACKSON JOY ASSFACE FUCKSTAIN AUTOFELLATIO CLIT TENTACLE RAPE DILDO SAGGY TITS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKFACE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BULLSHIT BALL SACK RUSKIE HITLER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MILF SHITFUCKER DICKFACE INBRED SHITSLINGING HIGH WAGES CUNT DYKE TITS I WILL KILL YOU! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNT FUCKFUCKFUCK RAT'S COCK SCUMBUCKET MOCKIE BITCH FEWMETS FUCKBAG HORSE SHIT YOU WANKER GOD DAMMIT SEMEN NIGNOG TITMOUSE NEOPETS NIGGER TITS ORGASM JACKASS TITWANK BLOWJOB SAGGY TITS SPIC SHIT POTTYMOUTH FRED PHELPS MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER SUCK MY COCK COLGATE JUNGLE BUNNY PUSSY SHITFACE TOWELHEAD SHIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS NEGRO PENIS FUCKFACE CLEMEN COCKSHITTER ASSWIPE PORCH MONKEY ASSCRACK O CANADA PIGFUCKER NECROPHILIA FLYING RAT'S ASS BOOBIES TIT SPRINKLES DAMN GENITALIA NAZI DUMBASS INBRED HO PISS OFF TIT SPRINKLES COON FUCKING YID NIPPLES DIPSHIT DOT HEAD DAMN IT BUTT PIRATE NIHILISM CUNT GOD DAMMIT FROG'S FAT ASS GREASER NIGGER SHITE DICKHEAD DICK FUCKING DICKLICK SUGARTITS I'LL RAPE YOU WANKER BORDER HOPPER BUTT PIRATE BUTT PIRATE CHINK CLIT SHITFUCKER SAGGY TITS TAMPON IN MY ASS MOCKIE SAMUEL L. JACKSON TIMBER NIGGER HOT GRITS ASS JAP CUNNILINGUS JIZZ BUTT PIRATE COCKGOBLIN SHIT SCUMBAG FUCKSTAIN SHITBALLS FLYING FUCK NAZI FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD YOGHURT CANNON BUTT-HEAD BATHING SUIT AREA PORCH MONKEY FUCKER FUCKHEAD RAT'S ASS ASSFACE SHIT DOUCHE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MASTURBATION JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS CRAPPY SHITE RECTUM RAIDER SHIT FUCKWIT LENS CRAFTERS HELLFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU TOWELHEAD SHITSLINGING PAKI CHOAD YOU WANKER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BUTT-HEAD BUTTFUCKER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! JUNGLE BUNNY TOTAL TWAT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? TWAT IN SACREMENT JACKASS WINDOWS VISTA GOD DAMMIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKWIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD FIRECROTCH CUNTBUCKET INCEST COCKSUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITBALLS BELLEND HUMAN RIGHTS HOMO BIRD SHIT GRIS BITCH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASSCRACK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CRAPMUNCHER ASSHOLE INCEST HITLER DAMMIT BITCH QUEEF DAMMIT POOPY SEX SHITE ASSHOLE FENCE JUMPER DAMMIT PUSSYLICKER RAPE GREASER FAG BLUMPKIN CHINK TAMPONS LAKE TITICACA FELCHING TITWANK PEDOPHILIA NIGGER SHIT DILDO BOOBS FUCKBAG SHITHEAD BLOWJOB TITS & DICKS DAMN IT DAMN JIZZ SAMUEL L. JACKSON YID SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JACKASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITFACE PISS OFF MONKEY SHIT CUNTYMINTS CUNTSWILLING SUCK MY DICK PEARL NECKLACE FROG SHIT HELL FELCHING MICK MAMA MIA SCROTUM ASSHOLE PIG PISS ARTIST SON OF A BITCH DAMN POOPY BUTT PIRATE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! WANK CRAPFUCKER BLOWJOB IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PORCH MONKEY COON GOBSHITE FLYING RAT'S ASS 30 CASES OF PICKLES BEANER PIECE OF SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER FELCHING JAP ASSFACE DIPSHIT BUNG-HOLE HELL FUCK A DUCK BUKKAKE FUCKER GOD DAMN AY-AY-AY SHITFUCKER WANK lowercase CHAV EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BASTARD CRACKER CHICKEN SHIT DOT HEAD pen0r PAKI SHIT SHIT DONGSHOVER CRAPPY BITCH WANK HELL DICKHEAD BANGKOK FUCKSTAIN YOU WANKER FUCK POLACK FUCKBAG ORGASM ASSHAT SPIC BASTARD BLISTERING BARNACLES ASS DONKEY DICK SHITTY PIG DILDO HELL COCKSHITTER SUITCASE PENIS YOGHURT CANNON LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK GIVING HEAD ART METAL PRODUCTS RAT'S COCK CHOAD CHAV ARSE ASSHOLE COCKSMOKER DICKFACE SUGARTITS I RAPE WALRUSES! TURD CUNT CLEMEN DOUCHEBAG BUGGER OFF DONGSHOVER BOOBS FROG FLYING RAT'S ASS FELCHMONKEY BUGFUCK NECROPHILIA CHOAD KISSER BOOBS FUCKER CUNT CLUSTERFUCK CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A HORSE SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS BITCH FUCK DOUCHING BUTTFUCKER [Insert swear here] WEHATEMARIO FUCK YOU I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CHINK SPUNK ASSHAT FENCE JUMPER FUCK REDNECK YID CHIGGER RAPE BASTARD I AM CORNHOLIO! NIGGER FUCKTARD CLUSTERFUCK SHITHEAD D'OH GENITALIA KRAUT CROTCH CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE JERRY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASSHAT SHITFACE DAMN BASTARD CUNT BIRD SHIT PISS NIPPLES MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKING NAZI WANK WANKSPLAT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TITTIES MR WINKLER IS GAY SHITCOCK MALARKY BOB SAGET JIGGABOO LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT WARNER MUSIC GROUP SOD BUGGER OFF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PISS OFF NIGGER FUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PRICK PEARL NECKLACE YOU WANKER FUCKFUCKFUCK LOLLIPOPS TITS SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKFACE BASTARD DUNE COON RAPE SHITFACE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! SPANK THE MONKEY NIGNOG BLOWJOB ASSRAMMER CLUSTERFUCK WIKIPEDIA SHITHEAD KNOBJOCKEY TITTIES CHIGGER POMMIE CRAPFUCKER GOD DAMN FUCK OFF HOT GRITS NECROPHILIA BITCH DOUCHEBAG DONGSHOVER CLUSTERFUCK I WILL KILL YOU! YUKY DOODY DIMETHYL GLYCOL FUCKSTAIN JIGGABOO CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DAMN IT SHITFUCKER HELL ASSCRACK I'LL RAPE YOU HO FLYING FUCK ASS INCEST HORSE SHIT DARTH VADER DIPSHIT BOOBIES CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CAMEL JOCKEY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! POTTYMOUTH JACK OFF SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER POOPY FUCKING JAP REBECCA BLACK BASTARD SUITCASE PENIS FUCK A DUCK FIST FUCK FRIG SHITHEAD SHIT BUTTFUCKER PIGFUCKER HELL MILF BULLCRAP TIMBER NIGGER BOON MACACA JESSE McCARTNEY DAMN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BITCH FUCKTARD BALLS SHITFACE HELL PRICK SAND NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER TACO JUSTIN BIEBER DAMMIT PIKACHU RAT'S COCK SHITSLIDE CONAN O'BRIAN SEX HITLER CHING CHONG CHINK ASSHAT CUNT JACK ABRAMOFF DICK CHICKEN ASSCRACK SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKFACE GOOK SHIT MOCCASINS RAINBOWS TAMPONS SHITFACE ASSFACE DOUCHE GARBAGE DAY! BITCH MICK SCUMBUCKET TWAT ASS LICKER ANUSCAKE NEGRO FUCK GOATSE FIST FUCK DILDO WANK SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! NAZI BUTT-HEAD FRIG MALARKY O CANADA MOTHERFUCKER TITTIES HOT GRITS NAZI CHIGGER SHITSLINGING ANAL INCEST ANAL INCEST MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKFACE FUCKING A HAPPINESS BORDER HOPPER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HIGH WAGES SCROTUM POLACK CHRISTHUMPER TURD CUNT WANKER INBRED GOD DAMMIT ROSIE O'DONNELL D'OH JUMPING JESUS!!! FUCKHEAD NECROPHILIA NIGGER TITS PENISFUCK JAP JACKASS TIT DIRT FUCKWIT PICKANINNY FUCKWIT POLESMOKER BUTT PIRATE NAZI EXTRA LONG PENIS TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DICKFACE TONY LA RUSSA TITS FUCKWIT DONKEY DICK ASS PUSSYLICKER PROTESTS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DICKWAD WANK RAPE HELL JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCK FUCKER ASSRAPING HELL POTTYMOUTH PIECE OF SHIT PISS OFF WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? MOTHERFUCKER JACK OFF COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK RAT'S COCK DONKEY DICK ASS GENITALIA HOSER BEANER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PISS OFF IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CHIGGER LAKE TITICACA FUCK CUNT SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? FUCK OFF BANGKOK POISON IN BABY FORMULA DONKEY DICK BULLSHIT CUM MONKEY SHIT WALRUS SHIT LOLCAT POLESMOKER WANK GOD DAMN ASSWIPE BOLLOCKS ASSHOLE POWERSHIT FUCKSTAIN DIPSHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS INBRED FEMADOM BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IT SAMUEL L. JACKSON PRICK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS YOU WANKER CHOAD WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink LET'S SHIT POOPY ASSHAT JACKASS ASS DAMN SCUMBAG I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PEDOPHILIA BUTTFUCKER SHITSLINGING PUSSY COLGATE BLOWJOB CLIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DOODIE HEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS INBRED SOD OFF SAMUEL L. JACKSON LET'S SHIT TITTIES I RAPE WALRUSES! CRACKER GANGBANG QUEEF FUCKTARD SPUNK BUTT PIRATE FAGGOT CLUSTERFUCK CUNT TAMPONS ORGASM Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BLISTERING BARNACLES SUCK MY COCK GARBAGE DAY! CHENEY FUCKING DAMN ABO ALEX TREBEK MOTHERFUCKER BOON HUEY P. NEWTON TOWELHEAD DICK FELLATIO BASTARD TIT SPRINKLES CUNT SON OF A BITCH BUTTFUCKER MARGARET THATCHER SOD OFF HOT GRITS MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU JIGGABOO ASSHAT DONKEY DICK SHITE NICARAGUA FRED PHELPS JACKASS SAND NIGGER SHITHEAD SUITCASE PENIS ASSFACE RANDY TRAVIS FUCK GO HOME AND DIE DAMN GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS HAIL SATAN! I'LL RAPE YOU SECOND BALLS FUCKER COLGATE CRACKER FUCKING A ARSE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK OFF and with the 666 and his INBRED of girraffes in which DOUCHE while reading about SEX!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DAMN