Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHIT'BUGGER'SPIC'WALRUS SHIT'JERK OFF'FASHION BUG'CROTCH Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHAKOPEE neurochemical FUCK disorder TAFFY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid AMERICA ONLINE, sudden SHITSLINGING m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements NECROPHILIA or SHITFUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DILDO in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated YOU WANKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TOSSER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITCOCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SEMEN RAT'S ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous VAGINA utterFUCKance of socially DUMBASS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first POO POO BLOWJOB television programs to address HELLFUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

CAMEL FUCKER Tourette's is EPIDIDYMIS not to be MICK confused with EAT MY SHIT! Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASSHAT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves POKÉMON random DILDO disorientation, culturally-ASSHAT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth NIGGER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TAMPONS language, NORTH KOREA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DUMBASS MONKEY SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BEAVER souvenir shoppes and massive ARSE quantities TWAT of ANAL DIABETES GO HOME AND DIE garbage.

Darnit.

A NICARAGUA Polite Note to the JACK ABRAMOFF Author:

The SHITE Tourette's DOG FUCKER Research Institute was POLAK founded to ASSWIPE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKFACE article DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASSFACE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about O CANADA Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FROG'S FAT ASS Tourrette's sufferers CRAPFUCKER swear. You can HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame HOMO TV, for always focusing on the ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP bad side of a terrible INBRED thing.
• The main CAMEL JOCKEY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are VAGINA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CLUSTERFUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

knee CHOAD NIGGER jerk.

• Tourettes is POMMIE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes LOLLIPOPS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at O KURWA! school for FUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNT sufferers to become RAT'S ASS manically depressed and FUCKHEAD commit DICKLICK suicide.
• There is no DUNE COON cure, and the DONKEY DICK drugs that are available to, "calm" the WANKSPLAT tics often have adverse CUNT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HEIL HITLER! perodol" which caused my entire BASTARD body to go CONAN O'BRIAN numb and RAT'S COCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUNT it is without the MOTHERFUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a DICKHEAD tourette syndrome JACKASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HADJI the FUCKSTAIN public view of Tourettes as a "DOUCHING swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TWO-INCH PENIS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK YOU sorry for PISSHOLE "hi-jacking" your JESUS FUCKING CHRIST entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHIT this that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a PENIS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be RICK MORANIS, and making fun of a YID horrible disorder is (not) BUGGER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKTARD time.

Best FUCKHEAD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “YOU WANKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MELAMINE reply

As BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FALUN GONG not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DALAI LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those 1984 countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust LHASA in countries PRINCE PHILIP leadership, those problems does not CHRISTIANITY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GOOGLE byproduct of your HUMAN RIGHTS capitalist society FALUN GONG.

Li Chiang “MONGOLIANS” Wen

P.S. PISS Regards to Andrew ASSHOLE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply

The DOUCHE NAZI bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITSKIN punch him if you ASSRAMMER want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this BRITAIN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WOODPECKERSHIT saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine AMERICA ONLINE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CUNNILINGUS and BELLEND playing Roblox's Adopt Me with I'LL RAPE YOU music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKSTAIN BAND WITH 4 PEDOPHILIA MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHIT HORSE! AMERICA ONLINE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO AMERICA ONLINE'S HOUSE

How SAMUEL L. JACKSON to AUTOFELLATIO cure BUTTFUCKER the SHIT Tourette's IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DESU for YOU WANKER Tourette's CUNT Syndrome CHOAD is HELL following I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL these HORSE PENIS rules SCRATCH! GROUNDER! in CLEVELAND STEAMER order:

• 1: Avoid SHITFACE immature FUCK little BUGGER kids,
• 2: Count to FUCK within [expletive deleted] 10 DICKFACEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ALEX TREBEK HITLER SHITFUCKER nor JESUS FUCKING CHRIST talk,
• 4: Tell FUCKTARD yourself you HOLY DUMB FUCK don't FUCK OFF have SUCK MY DICK this PEDOPHILIA disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? WITH NASTY FUCK OFF DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the AMERICA ONLINE last straw DONALD RUMSFELD!

I fucking put FUCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE DICKHEAD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WANKER the TOP OF PUSSYLICKER THIS BATMAN & ROBIN ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BITCH offensive. PENISFUCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PISS people who try DICK IN A BOX to battle PENIS'RAPE that tight-ass BUTT PIRATE 17-year-COCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find WOODPECKERSHIT it now, but someone said PAGE BLANKING' WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? HELL'HOMO on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASS is a laughing JIZZ matter. Plus there FUDGEPACKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BLUMPKIN Uncyclopedia, there are PENIS ON A BUN articles DEMOCRACY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JACKASS SHIT stuff. So YUKY DOODY that means DICKHEAD stop getting mad at the NIGNOG first part too and ASSHOLE talking about the KNOBJOCKEY letter that it's PISS ARTIST mocking (what ABO letter? I don't even know what RAPE the heck you're talking about). Adrian PORCUPINE'S BALLS hi self GOD DAMMIT even made a really SEX good point. "It's CUNT nothing more COCKSUCKER from a head nod to a WIKIPEDIA knee tick". BULLCRAP. Which I'll add SHIT onto TOWELHEAD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CUM suffer that FUCKHEAD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes JACKASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DONKEY DICK be, because if I were a GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article POOPY hilarious. If you HORSE SHIT Want facts, go on HELL Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BLISTERING BARNACLES be offended, don't read GREASER the freaking PISSHOLE article anyway.

DICKHEAD PENISPENISPENIS!!! DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKING ASSWIPE BOOBIES EPIDIDYMIS BIRD SHIT GOBSHITE SCUMBAG

RAPE REBECCA BLACK SUITCASE PENIS DIPSHIT CHICKEN FRIES PISSHOLE SAND NIGGER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE TITS SHITCUNTING TIMBER NIGGER INCEST LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DAMN FUCK OFF BOLLOCKS FUCK OFF CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCK YOU JIGGABOO WILLY WONKA TITS JOHNNY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER KAFFIR SHITBALLS BIG FOOT JACKASS SHIT ASS ASS POTTYMOUTH WANK BITCH FUCKTARD FUCKING FLYING RAT'S ASS COCK BITCH SON OF A BITCH DUMBASS FUCKFACE MONKEY BALLS DICKFACE PUSSY PORCUPINE'S BALLS GREASER PORCH MONKEY FUCKER CUNTBUCKET FUCK BULLSHIT FUCKFACE ARSEBADGERS I'LL RAPE YOU I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NI CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCKBAG MOTHERFUCKER POWERSHIT BASTARD ARSE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK WANKER CHOAD PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM HENTAI All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy NORTH KOREA BULLSHIT BUNG-HOLE CHUFF WOODPECKERSHIT CLUSTERFUCK FLOWERS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCKWIT RAT'S COCK SCUMBAG POMMIE JAP CLEMEN ASSWIPE KNOBJOCKEY BUGGER ASSHOLE BALL SACK INBRED NIPPLES FRITZ RAGHEAD SHITFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNT WEHATEMARIO BOOBS SNUFF PORN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MAMA MIA PICKANINNY WETBACK TAMPONS DICKFACE SUGARTITS INBRED ANAL PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COCKSMOKER HOMO DOT HEAD YOUR MOM SHITSLINGING CLUSTERFUCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHIT CUNT DOUCHE DOUCHE DICKHEAD DIPSHIT CUNT NICARAGUA PRICK DAMNATION NIPPLES PRICK ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS FUCKING A SEX WIGGER TRANNY CUNTING ASSCRACK CUNTRAG GOATSE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ALEX TREBEK FUCKHEAD ASS FASCIST FUCKING SOD WALRUS SHIT BITCH FUCKTARD TIT SPRINKLES BITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DUMBASS BIRD IN THE HOUSE WANK PISSHOLE SEX NIGGER DICKLICK I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK NEGRO CUNTSWILLING SHITFUCKER SHIT SEX JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ARSEBADGERS JOHN ELWAY FUCKSTAIN NEOPETS CUNTRAG SHITCUNTING WOODPECKERSHIT FELCHING FROG'S FAT ASS PISS OFF FUCK 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 DICKLICK CLIT GANGBANG FLYING RAT'S ASS MASTURBATION FIST FUCK LENS CRAFTERS DAMN FUCK BALL SACK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BIGNOSE POMMIE CUNT D'OH FLYING FUCK CHRISTHUMPER SPUNK TIT SPRINKLES LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DESU FRITZ ASS GANGBANG DAMN IT FUCK NEGRO NI SHITTY GOD DAMN KNOBJOCKEY GOOK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT GYPSY MASTURBATION YOU WANKER CLEVELAND STEAMER PISS OFF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST ASSRAMMER FUCKING A GYPSY EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKING A REDNECK DOT HEAD FUCKBAG FUCK WANKSPLAT FUCKING A ASS DAMN DICKFACE GRAPE PENIS TAMPONS PICKANINNY BUGGER POMMIE SHIT CLIT PISS OFF BENSON SUCKS DUMBASS PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITTY SOD JOHNNY DAMN CUNT BOON TWAT [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] BLOWJOB DOUCHE NAZI BASTARD BALL SACK BITCH NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! HADJI ASSHAT CRIMETHINK FUCKING JUMP! BITCH IT'S OVER 9000! FUCKHEAD PEDOPHILIA BONER CUNT DIPSHIT TOURETTE'S IS FUN BUTT PIRATE BITCH RECTUM RAIDER DAMN MICK FLYING RAT'S ASS FENCE JUMPER PISS DILDO HELL I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SAND NIGGER FUCKTARD FUCK YOU INVISIBLE! FUCK SHITFACE AUTOFELLATIO I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH BUTTFUCKER CHRISTHUMPER WIENER SON OF A BITCH DAMN PENIS CHIGGER EPIDIDYMIS DUNE COON HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FELCHMONKEY GO HOME AND DIE PISS OFF ARSE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHIT LIMEY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKSTAIN CROTCH PUSSYLICKER ARFENHOUSE BUGGER WIENER FUCKER CLEMEN BITCH DICK IN A BOX WALRUS SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA POLESMOKER ASSCRACK TUBA BEAVER FUCK YOU FELCHMONKEY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL FELLATIO FLYING FUCK GENITALIA CHOAD ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ LET'S SHIT SCROTUM COCKSMOKER MONKEY SHIT DICKHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT YOU WANKER BASTARD TAMPONS SON OF A BITCH DIPSHIT HOSER ASSHOLE CHAV TOWELHEAD BOYCOTT VIACOM! NIPPLES FUCKER SHIT DAMN SUITCASE PENIS FUCK CUNNILINGUS I WILL KILL YOU! PEARL NECKLACE SHITFACE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP PIG MOZILLA FIREFOX BULLSHIT SAND NIGGER BLOWJOB FUCKFUCKFUCK GOD DAMN SHITE BASTARD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKTARD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FAGGOT RUSKIE SHITSLINGING TOSSER BOYCOTT VIACOM! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN DAMN SHITE BITCH PISS ARTIST HEIL HITLER! CUNTBUCKET REDSKIN DALAI LAMA FUCK FROG YOU WANKER TIMBER NIGGER DOG SHIT JACKASS SHIT FUCK FUCK JOHNNY PECKERHEAD ASSCRACK MOSES WINDOWS VISTA [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] SHITSLINGING FUCK BLUMPKIN SHITSLINGING SHITFUCKER SHITBALLS FUCKING JUMP! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TOWELHEAD ASSHAT DICKHEAD FRIENDS FLYING RAT'S ASS QUEEF I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! COCKGOBLIN CONDOMS DICKHEAD BASTARD PUSSYLICKER REBECCA BLACK FAG ASS HAIL SATAN! RAPE RAT'S COCK FUCK HELLFUCKER SHIT OUT OF MY DICK BUGGER ASS FEMADOM JERK OFF WIGGER BONER CHOAD SPICY CUNT FUCK DIPSHIT CONAN O'BRIAN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TWAT FUCK YOU NECROPHILIA SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DOUCHING COCKSTUFFER CUM EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BOOBIES FUCKING TITTYWANK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SHITE ASSHOLE GRINGO COCKSUCKER FUCKING A NIGNOG POOPY URINE-GARGLING ASSHAT FUCKWIT DILDO BULLSHIT FUCKBAG JESSE McCARTNEY FUCK SUCK MY COCK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITTY COLGATE FUCKFACE CLEMEN REBECCA BLACK RECTUM RAIDER FUCK YOU CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DICKHEAD DAMN WIKIPEDIA RECTUM RAIDER PECKERHEAD NIGGER REDSKIN WIGGER RAGHEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK A DUCK SON OF A BITCH DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MARGARET THATCHER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCK JESSE McCARTNEY DICKFACE FUCK D'OH YOGHURT CANNON ASSHAT FELCHING DICK TITS ASSHOLE SHIT MALL SANTA RAPE DOG SHIT FIRECROTCH NIGGER FLYING FUCK FUCK BUTTFUCKER FROG CLEMEN FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER FRITZ BLISTERING BARNACLES HORSE SHIT WOP GREASER BLOWJOB CUNNILINGUS DAMN IT BUTTFUCKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MOTHERFUCKER DOT HEAD FUCKWIT ASSRAPING [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PORCH MONKEY FUCK YOU PUSSYLICKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SUCK A BIG DICK TWAT TITS BUKKAKE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL RUSTY TROMBONE SHITE LET'S SHIT YOGHURT CANNON FUCKSTAIN BIRD IN THE HOUSE LET'S SHIT SHITFUCKER VAGINA SOD I AM CORNHOLIO! HONKY POOPOO I'LL RAPE YOU SHAKOPEE SHIT PENIS ON A BUN DAMN CHIGGER FUCK DICKFACE [EXPLETIVE] CHRISTIANITY ASS ASS LICKER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASSBANDIT DOUCHING HEIL HITLER! PEARL NECKLACE SCUMBAG LOGJAMMER FUCKBAG CONDOMS SAMUEL L. JACKSON HELL TURD FUCKING A FUCKWIT GOBSHITE YOU WANKER SEX ARSEBADGERS ASSWIPE COCKSMOKER BITCH FEWMETS JUSTIN BIEBER WALRUS SHIT FUCKING BASEBALL ASSHOLE HOLY DUMB FUCK BUGGER OFF JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD QUEEF BASTARD DAMN IT GREASER ANAL DIABETES ORGASM PEEPEE REBECCA BLACK FUCKING JERK OFF SHIT ASSHAT CUNT FUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FLYING FUCK PUSSY PORCUPINE'S BALLS WILLY WONKA FUCK CAMEL FUCKER COON POWERSHIT SHITTY DAGO BUKKAKE HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! DICKFACE DIPSHIT POLAK BITCH SAND NIGGER BUKKAKE POMMIE DICKHEAD BOLLOCKS QUEEF JIZZ BITCH FUCK DUMBASS FELCHING GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SACRAMENTO VAGINA MAMA MIA FLYING FUCK FOUR-EYES ANAL DIABETES FUCKHEAD DOUCHE JACKASS SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SAND NIGGER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK GOD DAMN TITWANK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CHRIST OF TABERNACLE TACO YOUR MOM TUBA FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING NECROPHILIA SHITSKIN INCEST HITLER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FAGGOT SHITE HEIL HITLER! LIMEY BOOBS DEVELOPERS! NECROPHILIA SHITFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHINK MOCKIE COCKSHITTER VENEREAL DISEASE RAT'S COCK EMO VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT ARSE FRIG IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK RAT'S COCK ASS GRINGO TITMOUSE FELCHMONKEY FUCKTARD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TITS BOOBS SCUMBAG BIRD IN THE HOUSE TOSSER JUMPING JESUS!!! POOPOO SHITSLINGING FRENCH TICKLER REDSKIN I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHITE PRICK ASS DAMN IT POLAK TITS BALL SACK CAMEL FUCKER HO INCEST FELCHING [Insert swear here] FUCKHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SUCK MY COCK SUITCASE PENIS SHITHEAD MICK ASSCRACK CONAN O'BRIAN SHIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN PRICK SEX FELLATIO BALLS CUNT JACKASS PRICK TAMPONS GOAT DICK BITCH FUCKWIT FUCKHEAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DOUCHE NAZI SHIT WANK FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKER HELL ASSBANDIT SOD CRAPFUCKER MARGARET THATCHER PISS OFF PISSHOLE AY-AY-AY PISS OFF BAD MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD PISSHOLE FUCKHEAD BIRD IN THE HOUSE STEVE BALLMER PEDOPHILIA EAT MY SHIT! PENISBIRD COON SHUT UP, MEG! FLYING FUCK CRAP TURD FUCKTARD ORGASM ORGASM GYPSY TWAT CLUSTERFUCK ASSCRACK CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING FUCKHEAD YOU SUCK BALLS SCUMBAG SCUMBAG CHICKEN SHIT PENIS NIPPLES FLYING RAT'S ASS FRIG GRAPE PENIS PUNANI FUCKWIT DILDO HELLFIRE BRITNEY BASTARD HELL LIMEY ASS POOPOO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS POOPOO BUGFUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CLUSTERFUCK SHITFACE ABO NECROPHILIA PAKI WANK CUNT CRAPPER ASSHAT FUCK GENITALIA WILLY WONKA AUTOFELLATIO ASSHOLE CUNT DUNE COON JERRY PIGFUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DICKFACE BASTARD FUCKWIT BIGNOSE SHIT NEOPETS DAMN FUCKHEAD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TOWELHEAD CUM PENISFUCK BITCH COON FUCK NUGGET PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JENKEM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT TURD BUTT-HEAD I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! KRAUT SHITTY JESSE McCARTNEY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FLYING FUCK SHIT DYKE SEMPRINI TITTYWANK FROG GOD DAMN FUCKTARD HELL JAP NIGNOG GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PRICK HELL pen0r CAMEL JOCKEY GOD DAMN BOB SAGET COCKSTUFFER BLISTERING BARNACLES POMMIE ASSHOLE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BUTTFUCKER TAMPONS JIZZ SEX PRICK BIGNOSE SHITBALLS SCUMBUCKET PISSHOLE RAPE SOD DICK CHICKEN ASSWIPE JUSTIN BIEBER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS HELLFUCKER SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE GOD DAMN GYPSY ASS GOD BLESS AMERICA BUGGER OFF ARSE HELL JACKASS SHIT BITCH MALL SANTA PISSHOLE ASS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASSBANDIT GOD DAMN [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] AAAAAAAAA! BASTARD CHICKEN SHIT FUCK NUGGET WOODPECKERSHIT MOLDY TITS CUM HELL WILLY WONKA ASSFACE BUTT-HEAD FOUR-EYES ASSHOLE PUSSY WINDOWS VISTA CHENEY ASSHAT WANKER DAMN FUCK OFF POLESMOKER BASTARD HELL GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKSTAIN FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BITCH NI VENEREAL DISEASE CAMEL JOCKEY ASS REDNECK WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH FENCE JUMPER ORGASM CRAPPY CAMEL JOCKEY RAT'S COCK CHRISTHUMPER MOTHERFUCKER CHIGGER NIGGER BASTARD FUCK MALL SANTA ALF PISS PUSSY JAP BELGIUM SHITHEAD SHITTY CUNT WARNER MUSIC GROUP MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BRUSH MA TEETH ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DONGSHOVER CROTCH CROTCH DICKFACE DICKHEAD DAGO INBRED DOUCHE ASSHOLE ASSWIPE SHITHEAD DICKFACE FUCKING EARS OF CHRIST WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! DAMN SEX BITCH BEAVER MOLDY TITS FUCKFACE FIST FUCK ASSFACE JAP WHORE JOHN ELWAY CUNT FUCKING A MONKEY BALLS DONKEY PUNCHER JUNGLE BUNNY HELL SHITSLINGING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NORTH KOREA SHIT URINE-GARGLING MONKEY BALLS STEVE BALLMER ARSE PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN SHITBALLS MOTHERFUCKER SHIT HADJI FUCKFACE WANK YOUR MOM FUCK INCEST PORCH MONKEY BLESSED DAMN SAINT NECROPHILIA FUCKBAG DOUCHEBAG PAKI DICKFACE HORSE PENIS COCK PRICK ASSHAT WIKIPEDIA SHITTY CHICKEN SHIT JACKASS FUCK ASSWIPE SPANK THE MONKEY BALL SACK BUGFUCK BUTT PIRATE ASSWIPE FUCKWIT TITTYWANK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK OFF SHITTY FLYING RAT'S ASS BALLS POLAK FUCKSTAIN BEAVER CUNT SHITHEAD DICK IN A BOX WHITE RIGHTS JIGGABOO 30 CASES OF PICKLES HELLFIRE BULLSHIT DICKHEAD NECROPHILIA OSTRICH MY ASS ASS CHICKEN SHIT CUNT CLUSTERFUCK BOLLOCKS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DICK WEHATEMARIO MACACA NEOPETS FUCKFACE SEMEN PENIS HOLY DUMB FUCK FELLATIO JENKEM SHITE EXTRA LONG PENIS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK OFF DAMN PEARL NECKLACE NAZI ASSHOLE TITTIES GOD DAMMIT TAFFY FRIG SHIT TWAT WOODPECKERSHIT POMMIE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SPANK THE MONKEY PICKANINNY NAZI CHUFF DICKLICK WIGGER REDSKIN HELL BEANER GOD DAMMIT ASSHAT JOHNNY PISS ARTIST NAZI RUSKIE SAND NIGGER PICKANINNY SHITHEAD CUNTBUCKET FUCKWIT FUCK OFF FUCK FUCKER INCEST JENKEM RAT'S COCK SOD BUTT-HEAD SHITFUCKER RAGHEAD JACKASS SEMEN SNUFF PORN BULLSHIT DOG FUCKER DAMN IT WANK AMERICA ONLINE ASS CHIGGER BITCH RAT'S COCK SPUNK ASSFACE SHITE O KURWA! SHITSLINGING FUCK OFF ANUSCAKE KNOBJOCKEY ART METAL PRODUCTS I RAPE WALRUSES! YUKY DOODY YOUR MOM CLEVELAND STEAMER PENISBIRD HELLFIRE PISS OFF JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BOB SAGET SHITFUCKER DICKLICK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BLUMPKIN GIVING HEAD SHIT FUCK COCKSHITTER SOD DOG SHIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive HO and with the BRITNEY and his CLIT of girraffes in which CUNT CRAPPER while reading about DOG SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BOOBS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• INBRED