Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DICK'HEIL HITLER!'OH SHI–'IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 'DAMN'SHIT LIKE A HORSE'FUCKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITFUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder [expletive deleted] characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GO COUNT YOUR DICK, sudden BASTARD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK or SHITE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated NECROPHILIA way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may NECROPHILIA include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken EPIDIDYMIS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DIRTY SANCHEZ words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKTARD WANK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous NIGGER utterFUCKance of socially BUGFUCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ROSIE O'DONNELL television programs to address CRAP ON A STICK Tourette's syndrome.

DAMN Tourette's is HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! not to be ASSCRACK confused with BALLS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TEDDY BEARS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves LET'S SHIT random GOBSHITE disorientation, culturally-PORCH MONKEY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WANK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PUSSY language, NEOPETS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TAMPONS GO HOME AND DIE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive WOP quantities CROTCH of ANAL DIABETES FRITZ garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITFACE Polite Note to the CUNT Author:

The SHITTING DICK NIPPLES Tourette's Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! Research Institute was YUKY DOODY founded to SHITSLINGING.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have NIGGER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HELLFIRE article ASSHAT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SEMPRINI I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FLYING FUCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITFACE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GOOK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of WHORE Tourrette's sufferers JOHN SMILEY FACE swear. You can NIGGER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TV, for always focusing on the SHITFUCKER bad side of a terrible PISS thing.
• The main TOWELHEAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SCUMBAG involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small COON knee BEAVER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DAGO no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MARGARET THATCHER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TAMPONS school for ASSFACE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage POLACK sufferers to become PIGFUCKER manically depressed and PUSSY commit TITTYWANK suicide.
• There is no MOTHERFUCKER cure, and the CUNNILINGUS drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK tics often have adverse PUSSYLICKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DICK IN A BOX perodol" which caused my entire ASS body to go BAD MOTHERFUCKER numb and ASSCRACK basically made it NIGGA! worse than HORSE PENIS it is without the P'KANG drug.

I am an active member of a JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS tourette syndrome CAMEL FUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MONKEY SHIT the JENKEM public view of Tourettes as a "ART METAL PRODUCTS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GOD DAMN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE sorry for DAMN "hi-jacking" your CHOAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FLYING RAT'S ASS this that really BUKKAKE annoys me. I am working towards a SCUMBAG better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKFACE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASSFACE, and making fun of a FUCKING A horrible disorder is (not) EAT MY SHIT! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK YOU time.

Best FUCKING regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DICKWAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese LHASA reply

As FALUN GONG Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NORTH KOREA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHRISTIANITY Westerners show is not an NORTH KOREA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST degenerate capitalist culture in those MELAMINE countries. When showing MELAMINE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MELAMINE in countries RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not COMMUNISM IS STUPID occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN TOOTHPASTE byproduct of your STUDENT MOVEMENT capitalist society LHASA.

Li Chiang “DISSIDENTS” Wen

P.S. PUNANI Regards to Andrew ANAL DIABETES Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The MOTHERFUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITE punch him if you I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this SALISBURY article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITE saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my DAGO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine GO COUNT YOUR DICK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are MORGAN TSVANGIRAI and COCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) NICARAGUA BAND WITH 4 CHUFF MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MOTHERFUCKER HORSE! GO COUNT YOUR DICK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO GO COUNT YOUR DICK'S HOUSE

How BOOBIES to PISS ARTIST cure CLEMEN the I'LL RAPE YOU Tourette's SCUMBAG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITHEAD for Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! Tourette's PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Syndrome WARNER MUSIC GROUP is WIENER following SAMUEL L. JACKSON these SLOPE rules ABO in BITCH order:

• 1: Avoid I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL immature BITCH little CARPET MUNCHER kids,
• 2: Count to RANDY TRAVIS within FAGGOT 10 DUNE COONseconds,
• 3: Do not open your GOD DAMMIT DICK TITS JUSTIN BIEBER nor ANAL talk,
• 4: Tell FUCKING yourself you MOTHERFUCKER don't JACK OFF have SCROTUM this JIZZ disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BITCH WITH NASTY CLEMEN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the GO COUNT YOUR DICK last straw DOUCHE!

I fucking put FUCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE AUTOFELLATIO PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SUGARTITS the TOP OF CHUFF THIS ARSE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be GIVING HEAD offensive. SHITTY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WANKSPLAT people who try BELLEND to battle HO'ARSE that tight-ass FUCKING 17-year-FUCKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find RAT'S ASS it now, but someone said SHUT UP, MEG!' SON OF A BITCH INBRED'TWAT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CUNTRAG is a laughing SHITE matter. Plus there JAP was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SCUMBAG Uncyclopedia, there are QUEEF articles DOUCHE NAZI about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching [expletive deleted] stuff. So VAGINA that means JACKASS stop getting mad at the WEHATEMARIO first part too and FELLATIO talking about the CHIGGER letter that it's ROSIE O'DONNELL mocking (what SHITFACE letter? I don't even know what BASTARD the heck you're talking about). Adrian PISS OFF MY ASS hi self STRAWBERRY ASS even made a really WOP good point. "It's STEVE BALLMER nothing more YOU WANKER from a head nod to a QUEEF knee tick". FUCKER. Which I'll add PAKI onto PENIS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS suffer that FUCKTARD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes INJUN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SCUMBAG be, because if I were a ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FOUR-EYES hilarious. If you SHITTY Want facts, go on DUMBASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HORSE PENIS be offended, don't read PISS the freaking PAKI article anyway.

TOWELHEAD BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY YOU SUCK BALLS FUCK OFF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DICK

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BENCH PRESS CC PLZ PRICK QUEEF RAT'S COCK FUCKTARD BASTARD BORDER HOPPER BASTARD WIGGER FUCKWIT MICK HELL ARSE CHIGGER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD NAZI BULLSHIT I'LL RAPE YOU DOG SHIT SHITHEAD DONALD RUMSFELD ASS FASCIST ARSE FUCK CROTCH SON OF A BITCH CLEVELAND STEAMER CLEMEN RAT'S ASS DOUCHEBAG RAGHEAD BOB SAGET BULLSHIT FUCK YOU GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SAND NIGGER FENCE JUMPER YOU WANKER SHITSLINGING POMMIE ALEX TREBEK PUSSY WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BLUMPKIN DAMN YOU WANKER PISS OFF DIRTY SANCHEZ BUGGER CUNT SHITSKIN MONKEY SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX PRICK PISSHOLE CRAPFUCKER SHITTY SEMEN PUSSY VAGINA FIST FUCK VAGINA JAP DOT HEAD GOBSHITE CUNT TITS ASSHOLE FELCHING COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKTARD INJUN DUMBASS PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! PUSSY SPIC SHIT FUCKSTAIN MALL SANTA TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITSKIN TURD FUCK NUGGET ASSHAT PUSSY GANGBANG RAGHEAD COCK INBRED ARSE TOTAL COON CUNT CUNT ASSHOLE GYPSY BONG BASTARD GOD DAMMIT BITCH ALF GO COUNT YOUR DICK CHING CHONG CHINK SHITSLINGING TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HO MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD RAPE CHENEY SHIT DICKWAD CUNTBUCKET RAGHEAD GO HOME AND DIE DUMBASS ARSE BUTTFUCKER DIPSHIT FRENCH TICKLER BITCH DISSIDENTS FELCHING WANK CUNTSWILLING SON OF A BITCH FUCKSTAIN SACRAMENTO DICKFACE FUCK INCEST DICK BITCH PEARL NECKLACE BUGFUCK BALL SACK TWAT ORGASM ARFENHOUSE DAMN SHIT ASSHAT I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TITTIES TITS PIG CUNT DICKFACE DIRTY SANCHEZ MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SCROTUM CUNT NIPPLES POLACK FUCKWIT WANK YOU WANKER CLIT GOD DAMN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! HELL FRENCH TICKLER ASSHOLE ANAL BEAVER RAPE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER INBRED MAMA MIA COCKGOBLIN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CLUSTERFUCK DUMBASS FUCK NUGGET LOGJAMMER SHITHEAD MOTHERFUCKER COCKSTUFFER TAMPONS CHING CHONG CHINK TWAT PISS ARTIST BALLS CLIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS TAMPONS MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE CHRISTHUMPER FUCKWIT FRITZ MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT ASSFACE RAPE REBECCA BLACK PISS BATHING SUIT AREA DICK CHICKEN LHASA SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PISS ARTIST CLUSTERFUCK SHITPISSER SHIT LIKE A HORSE HELL WANK BONER COMMUNIST DILDO ASSFACE GOD DAMMIT BITCH HELL CLUSTERFUCK CRAPMUNCHER JIGGABOO BELLEND CHOAD KISSER JIGGABOO YOU WANKER SHITFUCKER I WILL END YOU! RAPE WALRUS SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN CRAPFUCKER FASHION BUG QUEEF PISS OFF CRACKER I WILL KILL YOU! SHITTY GIVING HEAD CUNT DICKFACE CHRISTHUMPER FUCKFACE NEGRO NIGGER RAT'S ASS GOATSE ASSWIPE GOD DAMMIT RAT'S COCK BALLS HORSE SHIT NEGRO CUNT COCK FUCKING JUMP! SHITFACE FUCKER BALL SACK JUNGLE BUNNY WOP CAMEL JOCKEY BITCH FUCKING A FUCK CHOAD KISSER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK COCK HO FRENCH TICKLER FUCK MOLDY TITS WETBACK LOLCAT JAP FUCKTARD WHITE POWER SHIT NAZI LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SHIT INCEST CUNT BOB SAGET FUCK NUGGET FLYING FUCK RICK MORANIS PISS MONKEY BALLS FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT FENCE JUMPER BITCH SHIT INBRED ASSHOLE CHRISTHUMPER BORDER HOPPER GOD DAMMIT SHIT SEX RECTUM RAIDER DICKHEAD DUMBASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RUSKIE FUCKWIT SPIC FLYING FUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CLUSTERFUCK FUCK YOU HO BOOBIES RAGHEAD SEX SHITCOCK BULLSHIT FOUR-EYES BEAVER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! MALL SANTA PENIS SHITTY FUCKING HELL FUDGEPACKER JERRY TURD FUCKER WALRUS SHIT GOATSE SHUT UP, MEG! WIGGER AMERICA ONLINE SHIT VAGINA TOWELHEAD BULLSHIT DAMMIT INBRED WANKSPLAT HEIL HITLER! BUTTFUCKER MALARKY POLAK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH TWISTY VAGINA WHORE HO PIGS MIGHT FLY DUMBASS BOON PISSHOLE SHIT [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] YUKY DOODY SHAKOPEE TITWANK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DIPSHIT BONER SUCK MY COCK CROTCH TITWANK CROTCH BALL SACK FROG'S FAT ASS RAT'S ASS FAGGOT JUSTIN BIEBER I'LL RAPE YOU DICKHEAD CHINK HO HO SHITCUNTING BALLS TRANNY MOTHERFUCKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FROG FUCKSTAIN HELLFUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO FELLATIO BULLSHIT RECTUM RAIDER DIPSHIT ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE EXTRA LONG PENIS PENISBIRD SHITHEAD ASSWIPE SHUT UP, MEG! DAMN BLUE PENIS! CLUSTERFUCK TITS CUM FEWMETS SHITBALLS DUNE COON FIRECROTCH BITCH TITS & DICKS SEMEN FUCKSTAIN JERK OFF FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM HELL DOUCHETITS SHITE FUCK JACKASS CUNTBUCKET JERK OFF DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

HOMO CUNNILINGUS WANK KNOBJOCKEY CUNT CHAV JIGGABOO HORSE PENIS MOTHERFUCKER POOPOO MONKEY SHIT POOPOO PISS BLISTERING BARNACLES MOTHERFUCKER DICKLICK TITS & DICKS PUSSY TAMPON IN MY ASS HELL CLIT FUCKING JUMP! Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BULLSHIT and with the TIMBER NIGGER and his PISS of girraffes in which MARCH OF FLAMES while reading about THONG TASTER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See NECROPHILIA also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PISSHOLE