Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CHOAD'ASS LICKER'PEARL NECKLACE'FRITZ'PEARL NECKLACE'SHITSKIN'SHITE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a UNITED KINGDOM look at the JACKASS SHIT talk page of this PISS OFF MY ASS article for notes or discussion before CRACKER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CRAP neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKFACE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH, sudden FUCKHEAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CRAP ON A STICK or MONKEY SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GOD DAMMIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DUMBASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken YOUR MOM by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SLOPE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TWAT CUNT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SEMEN utterFUCKance of socially ASSCRACK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BUTTFUCKER television programs to address ART METAL PRODUCTS Tourette's syndrome.

MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! Tourette's is TAMPONS not to be FUCK confused with MARGARET THATCHER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying POLACK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves GOD DAMMIT random BOB SAGET disorientation, culturally-COON-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GOD DAMN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local [Insert yet another person's name here] language, PISS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAMN LENS CRAFTERS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WIGGER souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKTARD quantities HORSE SHIT of ANAL DIABETES DUMBASS garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK Polite Note to the PIG Author:

The CUNT Tourette's ABO Research Institute was DICKHEAD founded to CLEVELAND STEAMER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have NIPPLES Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GYPSY article SHITFUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JOHNNY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or INBRED changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SIGMUND FREUD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKING FUCKFUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BUTT PIRATE Tourrette's sufferers FUCKFACE swear. You can JIZZ blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BITCH TV, for always focusing on the CUNT bad side of a terrible MARGARET THATCHER thing.
• The main PUNANI symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKSTAIN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NAZI' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GOD DAMMIT knee FUCKWIT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is MOTHERFUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKTARD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FELLATIO school for HELLFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage RAT'S ASS sufferers to become TOTAL manically depressed and CHOAD commit JAP suicide.
• There is no I'LL RAPE YOU cure, and the ASSFACE drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSHAT tics often have adverse DOUGHNUT PUNCHER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNTBUCKET perodol" which caused my entire DOUCHETITS body to go SHITE numb and NIPPLES basically made it NIGGA! worse than JERRY it is without the FELLATIO drug.

I am an active member of a BALLS tourette syndrome GOATSE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating REDNECK the HELLFIRE public view of Tourettes as a "BULLSHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SPUNK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am COCKGOBLIN sorry for AY-AY-AY "hi-jacking" your SHITE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DYKE this that really PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM annoys me. I am working towards a INBRED better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BULLSHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SEMEN, and making fun of a COCK horrible disorder is (not) COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS time.

Best SPUNK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SON OF A BITCH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese VOTE reply

As PANCHEN LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOOGLE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DEMOCRACY Westerners show is not an CAPITALISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DISSIDENTS degenerate capitalist culture in those DALAI LAMA countries. When showing TAIWAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DEMOCRACY in countries FALUN GONG leadership, those problems does not CENSORSHIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FALUN GONG byproduct of your KENNY capitalist society MONGOLIANS.

Li Chiang “PANCHEN LAMA” Wen

P.S. LIMEY Regards to Andrew FUCK YOU Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

The CARPET MUNCHER bastard who wrote this article. You can TOTAL punch him if you BAD MOTHERFUCKER want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this CONDOMS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE white?

Mpopo “HIV NEGATIVE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my KNOBJOCKEY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHITSLINGING and DICKFACE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BAND WITH 4 ASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SUITCASE PENIS HORSE! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH'S HOUSE

How YOU WANKER to BAD MOTHERFUCKER cure I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! the SHITSKIN Tourette's BITCH Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ANAL for BLOWJOB Tourette's PISSHOLE Syndrome WALRUS SHIT is LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD following SACRAMENTO these SHITHEAD rules BUKKAKE in ASS order:

• 1: Avoid JACKASS immature GANGBANG little CLUSTERFUCK kids,
• 2: Count to LUV within CUNT 10 MY ANUS IS BLEEDINGseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PISS OFF nor FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE talk,
• 4: Tell TAMPONS yourself you FELCHING don't HORSE SHIT have TAFFY this HOMO disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK O CANADA WITH NASTY PISS ARTIST DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH last straw FRITZ!

I fucking put NIGGER' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITFACE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WALRUS SHIT the TOP OF CUNT THIS NI ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHIT offensive. JAP. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FAG people who try MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS to battle [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here]'BITCH that tight-ass CUNT 17-year-CAMEL FUCKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DIPSHIT it now, but someone said POO POO BLOWJOB' GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE'DIRTY SANCHEZ on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BIRD SHIT is a laughing CROTCH matter. Plus there YID was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCK YOU Uncyclopedia, there are FUCK articles MOTHERFUCKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DAMN stuff. So MOCCASINS that means BENSON SUCKS stop getting mad at the BUTT-FOR-BRAINS first part too and D'OH talking about the ASSWIPE letter that it's EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA mocking (what POMMIE letter? I don't even know what ARSEBADGERS the heck you're talking about). Adrian GANGBANG hi self SHITFUCKER even made a really FUCKER good point. "It's FUCK nothing more ARSE from a head nod to a WOODPECKERSHIT knee tick". I AM CORNHOLIO!. Which I'll add FUCKING A onto BITCH saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't HO suffer that GOD DAMMIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DOM DeLUISE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKWIT be, because if I were a CUNT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKBAG hilarious. If you PISS OFF Want facts, go on FLYING RAT'S ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll KIKE be offended, don't read FUCKHEAD the freaking PIGFUCKER article anyway.

KNOBJOCKEY BOOBS PAKI ASSFACE BRUSH MA TEETH SHIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE YOU WANKER GOD DAMMIT JIZZ

WOP FUCK GENITALIA CUNT DUMBASS CONAN O'BRIAN GOD BLESS AMERICA BASTARD DICKHEAD DICK FUCKING JUMP! GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT COCKSTUFFER ORGASM ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHAKOPEE SUCK MY DICK PISS ARTIST FENCE JUMPER ASSCRACK SHITTY TIT DIRT BOOBS CUNNILINGUS PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK ASS CUNTSWILLING FUCKWIT POOPY BALLS PISS FUCKWIT ASSWIPE DOG SHIT ASSHAT AMERICA ONLINE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ASS DAMN IT SAND NIGGER BUGGER KIKE ASS CLUSTERFUCK CRAPFUCKER BASTARD CUNT ASS TURD FUCK SAND NIGGER BORDER HOPPER JIZZ WANK SHITHEAD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CRACKER CUNT SON OF A BITCH FUCKER CLUSTERFUCK ASSFACE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUNT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES TUBA 666 DICK WIGGER GRINGO DICKLICK RECTUM RAIDER HELL CLUSTERFUCK CUNTSWILLING NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! BUNG-HOLE PENIS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GRINGO WANK SHITSLINGING TITS & DICKS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FAGGOT ASS ASS BONER SHITFUCKER MOSES SEMEN FLYING FUCK SNUFF PORN FIRECROTCH FUCK OFF FUCKTARD FELCHING TOSSER BELLEND WOODPECKERSHIT CUNTRAG FUCK SPUNK PEARL NECKLACE WANKSPLAT PISSHOLE SPUNK FUCKHEAD COCK TAFFY KRAUT FRIG SHITBALLS ASSWIPE FUCKSTAIN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PRICK POO POO BLOWJOB MOTHERFUCKER REDSKIN GOD DAMMIT DYKE GRAPE PENIS TITMOUSE BITCH TAFFY FUCKSTAIN FUCKING SCROTUM YOU WANKER WIKIPEDIA BALLS GOBSHITE SHITHEAD TWAT DAMN DUMBASS NIGNOG DILDO JAP CRAPPY REDNECK FUCKFACE PUSSYLICKER COON FUCK A DUCK SEMEN FUCKSTAIN WOODPECKERSHIT ASS WANK I CAN AFFORD FOOD DONKEY DICK TWAT JACK ABRAMOFF ASS PISSHOLE DIPSHIT SHITSLINGING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HELL KNOBJOCKEY BLOWJOB SEX ARSE COON TITS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CAMEL FUCKER NIPPLES FUCKING NORTH KOREA FIRECROTCH DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKWIT ASS PIECE OF SHIT DICKWAD SAND NIGGER HORSE SHIT BULLSHIT WIGGER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM GOATSE WIENER HOMO SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BASTARD BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER ARSE ASSHAT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SUCK MY DICK GENITALIA CRAPMUNCHER CLUSTERFUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! JIGGABOO BONG MALARKY EMO DIPSHIT BITCH SHITTY DAMN SHITBALLS COCK DONKEY PUNCHER NIGGER FUCKTARD CHOAD CUNT COCK CHIGGER SHITFACE 30 CASES OF PICKLES NIPPLES DONKEY DICK WIGGER REDEEMING VALUE WIKIPEDIA POOPOO GOD BLESS AMERICA COCKSUCKER PEEPEE SAGGY TITS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKING JUMP! BUTTFUCKER TRANNY I WILL END YOU! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CUNNILINGUS DOUCHING SHIT GENITALIA POTTYMOUTH SHITE ASS DICKHEAD BULLSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS NECROPHILIA CLUSTERFUCK BUTT PIRATE SUCK A BIG DICK SHITE BLOWJOB ASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ASS DAMN POLAK FUCKER JIZZ EMO ASSHAT CHRISTIANITY FLAMING ASS BADGER FEWMETS DICKLICK FLYING RAT'S ASS INBRED ASSHAT PECKERHEAD MACACA BLUMPKIN CRAPPY DICKHEAD CANNED QUOTE INCEST SHITSLINGING VOTE CHICKEN SHIT SHITFUCKER FUCK INBRED KAFFIR FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITFUCKER GOATSE SHIT CONDOMS GOOK YOU WANKER RAT'S ASS FUCKFUCKFUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT TITTIES BASTARD FUCKFACE GOOK PENISPENISPENIS!!! CUNNILINGUS FUCKSTAIN CLUSTERFUCK RAT'S ASS GOOK MALARKY DICKHEAD GOD DAMN THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE DIPSHIT DAMN PUNANI RAT'S COCK BASTARD ANUSCAKE JIZZ TITS & DICKS BUNG-HOLE CLUSTERFUCK FUCKER DAMMIT YOU WANKER TIBETAN BUDDHISM FLYING FUCK FUCKING SHITTY NIPPLES BASTARD SHITCOCK WIKIPEDIA MOTHERFUCKER BALL SACK CUNTYMINTS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE WIENER CUM CHICKEN SHIT ASSFACE SCROTUM FUCK OFF SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CHOAD WIKIPEDIA BASTARD BITCH ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MACACA MOTHERFUCKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! WINDOWS VISTA TITMOUSE BAD MOTHERFUCKER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SOD OFF GANGBANG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SUCK MY COCK GOD DAMMIT INJUN PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM COCKSMOKER MALARKY JAP BALLS BONER HUEY P. NEWTON YOGHURT CANNON FUCKSTAIN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT NAZI POMMIE BUTT PIRATE RAT'S COCK CUNNILINGUS TITS BLISTERING BARNACLES WANK HORSE SHIT DAMN PENIS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITSKIN SHITE FRAK DOODIE HEAD BITCH RAGHEAD ASSHOLE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HOMO FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER OLD CHRIST OF A DOUCHEBAG GYPSY TOSSER CUNT CRAPPER PRICK SCROTUM JIGGABOO GANGBANG FUCKING COLGATE INBRED BUTT PIRATE IN SACREMENT COCKSMOKER DILDO VENEREAL DISEASE TAMPONS FUCK SEMEN DAMN KIDDY FIDDLER BUTT PIRATE ASSRAPING HITLER DAMN MOCKIE VENEREAL DISEASE ANAL DIABETES JOHNNY JIZZ ANAL DIABETES TURD ASSHAT DONKEY DICK MOTHERFUCKER COCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SMILES PISS ARTIST COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DIPSHIT DICK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SHITSLINGING NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKBAG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITCOCK BUGGER EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM DICKFACE HITLER HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY SHITSLINGING CUNTRAG WIKIPEDIA TIT SPRINKLES JERK OFF BIGNOSE NIGGER CAMEL JOCKEY SHITFACE DILDO BULLSHIT ASS FASCIST SPANK THE MONKEY MONKEY'S UNCLE SHITE SAND NIGGER NIGGER DOM DeLUISE PEARL NECKLACE I RAPE WALRUSES! TWO-INCH PENIS SHIT ASSHAT WANKSPLAT SHITE CHOAD BOOBIES BOOBS WILLY WONKA KRAUT TITS & DICKS CHINK DICKWAD GOD DAMN WANK D'OH SHITFACE BASTARD DONKEY PUNCHER AY-AY-AY CRAP FAG FUCK DONKEY DICK JAP LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DICK TITS & DICKS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TITTIES HAIL SATAN! MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN FRIG FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BITCH JIZZ BALLS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TAFFY FELCHING BALL SACK FUCKSTAIN VENEREAL DISEASE FU SPANG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT FUCKWIT THONG TASTER TIBETAN BUDDHISM GIVING HEAD FUCKER COCK CUNT BULLSHIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK ASSRAPING SUCK MY COCK SHITE WANK WOP JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CHIGGER DAMN SHITTY FUCKSTAIN NIGGER FUCKTARD BANGKOK WOMEN'S RIGHTS BELLEND PISS DICKHEAD POMMIE HO SHITE GRIS FIST FUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON YOU WANKER BALLS DOUCHE TOSSER FUCKING FUCKING A MOCKIE PUSSYLICKER CHICKEN FRIES ASS FUCKING SCUMBAG WALRUS SHIT DICKFACE PEARL NECKLACE FUCKFACE BOOBIES DONALD RUMSFELD NICARAGUA SHIT FUCK OFF KIKE DICK TITS HELL FUCK FUCKING A NIGGER FUCKING BASEBALL ASSCRACK TAMPONS O KURWA! POOPY CARPET MUNCHER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DICKHEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE SHIT FAG BITCH WANKER CAMEL FUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BUTT PIRATE SHITFACE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BELLEND FUCKER DOUCHEBAG BIRD IN THE HOUSE BEAVER FUCK BASTARD BALL SACK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FENCE JUMPER CROTCH BITCH ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BITCH GYPSY BELGIUM RAT'S COCK BASTARD FUCKBAG SHITBALLS PORCUPINE'S BALLS CUNNILINGUS FUCK HELL FUCKSTAIN JACKASS SHIT POMMIE SHITE RAT'S COCK TITS BASTARD FUCK FUCKWIT BOLLOCKS FUCKSTAIN HELL DAMN SPICY CUNT FUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING GANGBANG COON ASSHOLE [Insert yet another person's name here] HORSE SHIT SCROTUM O KURWA! SPRINKLES YOU SUCK BALLS SEMEN DICK TITS CUNNILINGUS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! WOMEN'S RIGHTS COMMUNIST DILDO EPIDIDYMIS BOOBS DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HOMO SHITFACE ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER FUCK ASS CRACKER PECKERHEAD GOD DAMMIT BALLS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE I'LL RAPE YOU COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK INJUN FUCKWIT SHITCOCK CHIGGER MICK FUCKER RAGHEAD CHAV KAFFIR GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CUNNILINGUS TOWELHEAD FUCKTARD PIECE OF SHIT RAPE DIRTY SANCHEZ FROG'S FAT ASS BEAVER BASTARD FUCK BENSON SUCKS CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKSTAIN OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SHAKOPEE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GO HOME AND DIE SOD CUNT LAPPER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS QUEEF DOUCHEBAG ASSWIPE HELL HOMO SEX DAMN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASSHAT HADJI WOODPECKERSHIT DICK FUCKWIT SACRAMENTO LIMEY BUGGER OFF CUM FUCKTARD TWAT BOOBIES NIGNOG BUTTFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU JACKASS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS NAZI BUTTFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU! GOD DAMN DAGO GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BASTARD QUEEF COCKSHITTER CRAPMUNCHER BUTT PIRATE GANGBANG PUSSY JACKASS MONKEY BALLS DICK FUCKER HITLER THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCK MALARKY NEGRO TIT DIRT ASSWIPE SCUMBUCKET SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! RAPE ASSWIPE NAZI SEMEN CUNNILINGUS HELL CHIGGER FUCKFACE LET'S SHIT MOTHERFUCKER ORGASM BIRD IN THE HOUSE SUCK MY DICK PENIS ON A BUN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCK YOU SHIT GRINGO SHIT PRICK MALARKY NECROPHILIA FUCK A DUCK CONDOMS BUGFUCK BASTARD TIBET BULLCRAP INVISIBLE! BASTARD BULLSHIT RAT'S COCK BITCH TITWANK ALF BASTARD JIZZ JIGGABOO SPANK THE MONKEY MOCCASINS BANGKOK FROG'S FAT ASS BIGNOSE GOBSHITE D'OH SHIT AUTOFELLATIO JACKASS ARSE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TITS TWO-INCH PENIS POMMIE MINORITIES BITCH DAMN BIRD SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK RAPE MONKEY SHIT SHITFACE NI FUCKTARD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKSTAIN NIGGER KAFFIR DICKFACE CUM FUCK YOU TWAT DAMN IT LOLCAT BAD MOTHERFUCKER PRICK THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES FUCK OFF [expletive deleted] FUCKBAG AUTOFELLATIO FLYING RAT'S ASS GOBSHITE EAT MY SHIT! LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! TURD ARSE ASS TAFFY TWAT ASSHAT FUCKTARD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKWIT JIZZ SPIC MOTHERFUCKER SHIT GRINGO ASS WANK SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITCUNTING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHIT GOD DAMMIT KAFFIR DAMN BASTARD SHITSLINGING PISS OFF CUNTBUCKET CRAP ON A STICK SAMUEL L. 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PUSSYLICKER CLIT DICKHEAD ASSHOLE SHIT SHITE POOPY CUNNILINGUS WANK ASSHAT NIPPLES NICARAGUA I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DOUCHING JUNGLE BUNNY ASS BUGFUCK SHIT DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE ASS LICKER JACKASS SHIT GANGBANG FUCKSTAIN SHITFUCKER PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS ASS SHITSKIN SHITFUCKER FUCK YOU SHITE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SPANK THE MONKEY COCKGOBLIN GO COUNT YOUR DICK FLYING RAT'S ASS MASTURBATION YOUR MOM HORSE SHIT NIPPLES CUNT DAMN IT SHITFUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK BIGNOSE DIRTY SANCHEZ SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKWIT CRAPFUCKER ICE CREAM PIKACHU SLOPE POOPOO SON OF A BITCH BUGGER OFF TWAT SHITFACE YOU WANKER DEVELOPERS! NIGNOG ASS FASCIST GOBSHITE HITLER TAFFY YOU WANKER FUCK CUNT ASSWIPE BUTTFUCKER TITWANK FUCKHEAD CUNT TITWANK BUGFUCK ABO RAGHEAD ASSWIPE RAT'S COCK SHITCOCK POLAK SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING BUNG-HOLE RAT'S ASS JAP VENEREAL DISEASE PIECE OF SHIT SHITFUCKER COCK JACKASS FEWMETS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WHORE TITMOUSE CHINK SHITCOCK DOUCHE MONKEY SHIT INJUN JAP SHITE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MICK CLIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NIGGER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ANAL DIABETES DOT HEAD SEX HOT GRITS NIGGER EPIDIDYMIS CUNNILINGUS ASS WANK SHITTY BASTARD BASTARD CUNT ORGASM BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SOD OFF HELL BIRD SHIT GENITALIA CRACKER FUCK YOU GREASER TOSSER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JAP DICKHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASS ASS LICKER YUKY DOODY JIGGABOO GYPSY SOD OFF RAT'S COCK TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK MOTHERFUCKER INBRED MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BOLLOCKS CHUFF DELICIOUS CAKE RAT'S ASS DOODIE HEAD TITWANK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCK WANK WOP FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FOUR-EYES TITWANK DIPSHIT BITCH RAT'S ASS OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH DAGO SOD OFF RECTUM RAIDER FUCK YOU SHITFACE COCKSUCKER ALEX TREBEK I WILL KILL YOU! CUNT MOTHERFUCKER FUCK NIGGER GRINGO SUCK MY DICK FUCKING A DOT HEAD RAGHEAD CLUSTERFUCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON MOCCASINS PIG HELL TITTYWANK GYPSY CUNT SOD BELLEND COCKGOBLIN TACO FUCKTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JACK ABRAMOFF RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER BULLSHIT HORSE PENIS SHIT LET'S SHIT SHITFACE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TITTYWANK CHUFF Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK and with the BULLSHIT and his FUCKTARD of girraffes in which CRAP ON A STICK while reading about OSTRICH MY ASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PISS ARTIST also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• POMMIE