Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's EMO'BUTT-FOR-BRAINS'DAMN'SHITSLINGING'SOD OFF'BITCH'HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a HOSER look at the SHITHEAD talk page of this OSTRICH MY ASS article for notes or discussion before DIRTY SANCHEZ editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DUNE COON neurochemical FUCK disorder DOG FUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE, sudden PISS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SCUMBUCKET or FELCHMONKEY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly KAFFIR in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GO HOME AND DIE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken STRAWBERRY ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DICKFACE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DOG SHIT [expletive deleted] words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DONKEY PUNCHER utterFUCKance of socially COCKSTUFFER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSCRACK television programs to address OLD CHRIST OF A Tourette's syndrome.

FUCK Tourette's is RAT'S ASS not to be DOUCHE confused with QUEEF Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying I'LL RAPE YOU chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA random FUCKHEAD disorientation, culturally-SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BENCH PRESS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DAMN language, FUCKSTAIN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places KIKE MOTHERFUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JAP souvenir shoppes and massive BELLEND quantities NECROPHILIA of ANAL DIABETES JACKASS garbage.

Darnit.

A DOUCHE Polite Note to the SHITE Author:

The BUGGER OFF Tourette's FUCKING JUMP! Research Institute was SAND NIGGER founded to SAND NIGGER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUM Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your AY-AY-AY article GOD DAMMIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JACKASS SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NEGRO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BENCH PRESS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PIGFUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of JACK OFF Tourrette's sufferers EAT MY SHIT! swear. You can O CANADA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CHRISTHUMPER TV, for always focusing on the TAMPON IN MY ASS bad side of a terrible CUNNILINGUS thing.
• The main GOD DAMN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MALL SANTA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BOOBS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITE knee SHITFACE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CRAPMUNCHER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes RAT'S COCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DUMBASS school for FUCK OFF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DAMN IT sufferers to become SCROTUM manically depressed and SHUT UP, MEG! commit DICK suicide.
• There is no WILLY WONKA cure, and the CRACKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the SLOPE tics often have adverse HOSER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SUCK COCKS IN HELL! perodol" which caused my entire FUCKHEAD body to go GOAT DICK numb and COCKING FUCKBOROUGH basically made it NIGGA! worse than POMMIE it is without the FUCKSTAIN drug.

I am an active member of a WOODPECKERSHIT tourette syndrome NIGGER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating RAGHEAD the SEX public view of Tourettes as a "PEDOPHILIA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GOBSHITE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CLEVELAND STEAMER sorry for BUGFUCK "hi-jacking" your IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like COLGATE this that really DICK annoys me. I am working towards a PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BITCH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BUKKAKE, and making fun of a ASS horrible disorder is (not) DUMBASS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ADMINS ARE GAY time.

Best IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GOD DAMN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese 1984 reply

As OPINION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are 1984 not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill OPINION Westerners show is not an BUDDHIST MONK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY degenerate capitalist culture in those MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! countries. When showing GOVERNMENT FILTERS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TAIWAN in countries POISON IN TOOTHPASTE leadership, those problems does not CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TAIWAN byproduct of your CHRISTIANITY capitalist society MONASTERIES.

Li Chiang “MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!” Wen

P.S. ASSHAT Regards to Andrew ASSCRACK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean UNITED KINGDOM reply

The TITS bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNT punch him if you SON OF A BITCH want to.

As a KU KLUX KLAN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass SALISBURY put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “CLEAN DRINKING WATER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my BUGGER OFF intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TITTYWANK and CUNT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SON OF A BITCH music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WANK BAND WITH 4 GOD DAMMIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CLUSTERFUCK HORSE! MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE'S HOUSE

How BITCH to WANK cure FUCKSTAIN the BULLSHIT Tourette's FROG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE for RAPE Tourette's SHITHEAD Syndrome BUDDHIST MONK is NECROPHILIA following LOGJAMMER these JUNGLE BUNNY rules ASSHAT in GOD DAMMIT order:

• 1: Avoid ASSWIPE immature MOTHERFUCKER little JIZZ kids,
• 2: Count to CUNTSWILLING within POOPOO 10 INBREDseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DICKHEAD SHITHEAD GOBSHITE nor FUCKHEAD talk,
• 4: Tell FUCK yourself you JACKASS SHIT don't NAZI have NIGNOG this FUCK YOU disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WITH NASTY COCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NAZI FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE last straw SHITTY!

I fucking put INCEST' my comment at the TOP OF THE HOMO PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JUSTIN BIEBER the TOP OF FUCKER THIS PISS UP MY ARSE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASSFACE offensive. BITCH. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BASTARD people who try SHITE to battle ASS'FUCKING FUCKFUCKER that tight-ass SHITFACE 17-year-BULLSHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BASTARD it now, but someone said POMMIE' SHITPISSER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS'SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING WANK is a laughing SCUMBUCKET matter. Plus there MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BITCH Uncyclopedia, there are DICKLICK articles DIRTY SANCHEZ about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TITWANK stuff. So ASS FASCIST that means FUCK stop getting mad at the ASSHAT first part too and TIBET talking about the AMERICAN SPELLING letter that it's FIST FUCK mocking (what JIZZ letter? I don't even know what PIG the heck you're talking about). Adrian WIGGER hi self JERK OFF even made a really FUCKSTAIN good point. "It's DAMN IT nothing more DOUCHE from a head nod to a DOM DeLUISE knee tick". FELCHMONKEY. Which I'll add CARPET MUNCHER onto SHITBALLS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CLEVELAND STEAMER suffer that SHITTY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MASTURBATION be, because if I were a JOHNNY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DICKLICK hilarious. If you BENCH PRESS Want facts, go on AAAAAAAAA! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS be offended, don't read WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? the freaking ASSCRACK article anyway.

DICK CHICKEN DAMNATION HONKY I'LL RAPE YOU CUNTBUCKET KIKE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CUNT GOOK I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY

CRAPFUCKER ASSHAT CHUFF SHITE HELL MOTHERFUCKER FELLATIO JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST NIGGER NEGRO NIGGER SHITCOCK SHITCOCK FUCKTARD FLYING FUCK WANK PENIS PISS GOD DAMMIT FUCKING A CHOAD KISSER BALLS CUM P'KANG BAD MOTHERFUCKER LIMEY FUCKSTAIN SHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA CUNTBUCKET MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASSHOLE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITFACE TOSSER PISSHOLE FUCK CAUCASIANS ASSFACE I'LL RAPE YOU SHITCUNTING HOLY DUMB FUCK ASSCRACK ARSE FUCK OFF WANKER BEAVER D'OH CLEVELAND STEAMER BUTTFUCKER SCUMBAG DAMN CUNT DAMN CRACKER DOT HEAD DUMBASS INCEST SHIT I CAN AFFORD FOOD YOU WANKER TIT SPRINKLES ASSWIPE CLEMEN MOTHERFUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA FROG'S FAT ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CHENEY ASSWIPE THONG TASTER FUCKING GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKHEAD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT AUTOFELLATIO NIPPLES FUCKWIT VAGINA RAT'S COCK DAMN WANK INCEST PEDOPHILIA [expletive deleted] SHITSLINGING VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKBAG GENITALIA SAGGY TITS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN BATHING SUIT AREA WANK CHAV DUMBASS BALLS COON FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST DICK BLISTERING BARNACLES BRITNEY JUNGLE BUNNY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HO I'LL RAPE YOU DICKFACE BELGIUM MICK SHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASSHAT DOUCHEBAG IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BIGNOSE BITCH TOSSER RAGHEAD COMMUNION WAFER JESSE McCARTNEY COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT TWO-INCH PENIS DIPSHIT MONKEY SHIT CROTCH ASS CUNT KIKE WANK PRICK DOUCHING PORCH MONKEY LOLCAT [expletive deleted] BITCH DOODIE HEAD TIMBER NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCK A DUCK DAMN ASS CUM PEEPEE PISSHOLE YOU WANKER ASS FASCIST HELLFIRE BALL SACK WIENER MALARKY RAPE BASTARD PISS HELL DAMN IT SAND NIGGER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND CUNTBUCKET CHICKEN SHIT FAG CUNT ASS LICKER CROTCH GIVING HEAD SHITFUCKER MASTURBATION PISS OFF ASS FUCKWIT DOUCHEBAG ASS FUCKSTAIN TITS MICK NORTH KOREA DAMN CUNTSWILLING BITCH CHUFF HOSER REDNECK OLD CHRIST OF A CHAV DOUCHE FUCKHEAD DICK CUNNILINGUS GOD DAMMIT WOP FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BASTARD FRITZ CANDY BASTARD PISS UP MY ARSE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BITCH SUCK MY COCK BEAVER AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS COCK CUNNILINGUS PORCUPINE'S BALLS VAGINA JUNGLE BUNNY PISS PORCUPINE'S BALLS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHITFUCKER I WILL END YOU! SHITE DAMN HORSE SHIT GOD DAMMIT BUNG-HOLE DICKLICK EPIDIDYMIS ARSE FUCKING JUMP! DOG SHIT YID MOLDY TITS VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING A I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! JACKASS SHIT CHIGGER BUGGER OFF ORGASM TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! TOTAL BALL SACK GRINGO CRAPPY JACKASS BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS UP MY ARSE SAGGY TITS TWAT SHITTY REDSKIN KAFFIR WEHATEMARIO SNUFF PORN ASSHAT PEDOPHILIA CONAN O'BRIAN MARGARET THATCHER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WETBACK PENISPENISPENIS!!! BEANER KIKE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CHIGGER TITS & DICKS PIGFUCKER COCK BALL SACK YOU WANKER SHIT KAFFIR PISS FIRECROTCH WANKSPLAT MONKEY SHIT TITS DICKWAD CRACKER WEHATEMARIO ASS FASCIST DOUCHING SON OF A BITCH SHIT LIKE A HORSE SUGARTITS FUCKWIT DIRTY SANCHEZ DILDO FUCK YOU DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN PIGS MIGHT FLY SHITSLINGING DAGO FAGGOT SHITFUCKER DOUCHEBAG DONKEY PUNCHER CUNTBUCKET SPUNK DICK INCEST ANAL DEVELOPERS! LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! EPIDIDYMIS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FELCHING ANUSCAKE CLEVELAND STEAMER PORCH MONKEY CUNT ALF HONKY Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CAMEL JOCKEY SAGGY TITS WIGGER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SHITTY SOD ASS CUNTING ASSCRACK FLYING FUCK SHITE GRIS ASS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PUSSY DOG FUCKER CUNTYMINTS ASS SHITSLINGING MOCKIE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCK A DUCK CLIT TAIWAN MALL SANTA DAMN IT BUGGER OFF FUCKWIT FUCKER HELL DAMN HORSE PENIS NAZI FUCK YOU ASS CAPTAIN CRUNCH FLYING RAT'S ASS BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS SLOPE RAT'S ASS FUCKWIT DICK RICK MORANIS SAGGY TITS JUNGLE BUNNY BALLS SHITTY ASS SAGGY TITS WETBACK SHITBALLS DONALD RUMSFELD SHITTY BIG FOOT HONKY ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CLEMEN COCKSMOKER BULLCRAP SHITE WANK NEGRO DAMN BOLLOCKS RAT'S COCK FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CRAP FUCK OFF FUCKTARD DOUCHE SON OF A BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS JACKASS JIGGABOO BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD O KURWA! DILDO ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TIT DIRT ASSRAPING CHRIST OF TABERNACLE PENIS ON A BUN ASSFACE PENIS POMMIE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DEVELOPERS! BUKKAKE FRENCH TICKLER PISS ARTIST DONKEY PUNCHER COCKSTUFFER I'LL RAPE YOU HELL TITS & DICKS BUTT PIRATE SPIC FELCHING BRUSH MA TEETH MOLDY TITS JAP CHOAD ASS SCUMBAG FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNNILINGUS PRICK BUGGER OFF FAG FUCKSTAIN MICK GOD BLESS AMERICA THONG TASTER BIG FOOT DAMN SHITTY PUSSYLICKER CUNT FUCKBAG CHIGGER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY BIG FOOT MOCKIE SHIT BLOWJOB BOB SAGET BITCH FAG CUNTRAG HO HELL BASTARD WALRUS SHIT BAT FUCK INSANE SON OF A BITCH SHIT GOD DAMN DOUCHE NAZI CUNT MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! NICARAGUA COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BELLEND GOBSHITE SHITTY TOSSER SNUFF PORN HATE HATE HAT CLIT I'LL RAPE YOU DUMBASS COCKSUCKER TURD MOTHERFUCKER MASTURBATION BEAVER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DAMN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JERRY ASS GOATSE CHUFF SUCK MY DICK DICK CHICKEN DAMMIT CHOAD BALLS D'OH YUKY DOODY DAMNATION BUGGER OFF SHITTY FUCKING ARSE AY-AY-AY BONER BEANER FUCKSTAIN FELLATIO TURD NICARAGUA HELL MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK YOU MALARKY FRIG CLIT DOUCHING NIGGER SOD POO POO BLOWJOB LOLCAT TITS & DICKS ANAL DIABETES CRAP DICKHEAD WANK PISS OFF YOU WANKER MONKEY'S UNCLE KRAUT CLEMEN DUMBASS WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCKTARD FUCKFACE ANAL DAMMIT POLESMOKER PISS ARTIST ASS HUEY P. NEWTON COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE HONKY BUTT-FOR-BRAINS COON BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ASSHAT BUGGER OFF DAMN IT BALLS TITS CLUSTERFUCK GO HOME AND DIE FUCKSTAIN PENIS DICKHEAD CHOAD BOOBS DOUCHEBAG MOCCASINS NORTH KOREA IN SACREMENT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JERRY P'KANG THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE BALLS BUTT-HEAD BIRD SHIT FUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP CHOAD MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS BASTARD FROG'S FAT ASS MONKEY SHIT RAT'S COCK YOU WANKER PISSHOLE MOCCASINS CLUSTERFUCK PEDOPHILIA BONER FEWMETS NAZI CUNT SHITFACE CLEVELAND STEAMER FELCHING CONAN O'BRIAN LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CRAPPY DICKHEAD COCKSMOKER ASSFACE GOD DAMN BOOBS HO WIENER CUNT HO FLYING FUCK CRAPMUNCHER PISS OFF TAMPON IN MY ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COCKSMOKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKHEAD FUCKHEAD WIGGER PISS INBRED BUGGER WIENER BITCH CHINK DICKHEAD BULLCRAP PENIS LUV CARPET MUNCHER SCUMBAG suck my mothers FUCKSTAIN RANDY TRAVIS FAGGOT DONKEY PUNCHER BONG CRAP JESSE McCARTNEY NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! COCKGOBLIN COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SON OF A BITCH JACKASS FELCHMONKEY THIS IS SPARTA! BUTTFUCKER BONER SHITFACE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CROTCH DIPSHIT GO HOME AND DIE BOOBS BITCH TWAT VAGINA POMMIE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BALLS REDNECK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE GOD DAMN JAP BUTTFUCKER TRANNY FUCK NIPPLES HEIL HITLER! SAND NIGGER BITCH SHITE FREE ELECTIONS CUM FRED PHELPS WANKER BULLCRAP CUNNILINGUS GRIS WANK PEDOPHILIA HEIL HITLER! SUGARTITS BANGKOK CLIT ARSE SHITFUCKER WANK AY-AY-AY FUCKHEAD POLACK DICKHEAD DUMBASS DAMN IT CUNT TAMPON IN MY ASS MAMA MIA HO SHIT FUCKHEAD SHITE DONGSHOVER LET'S SHIT BOOBIES CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE MASTURBATION DICKHEAD WIENER FLYING FUCK PISS OFF WANK WANK SHUT UP, MEG! PISS SHIT CUNT LAPPER ANAL CLUSTERFUCK FELLATIO BOOBS DICK DICKFACE SHITFACE BASTARD STEVE BALLMER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS RAGHEAD PIECE OF SHIT MONKEY BALLS SHUT UP, MEG! WHITE POWER CAMEL JOCKEY ASSHAT CLIT CUNT CHIGGER PIECE OF SHIT DICK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DIPSHIT PECKERHEAD FUCK DYKE WETBACK FUCK OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH MARGARET THATCHER DICKHEAD FELLATIO JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DIPSHIT FUCK A DUCK ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS SCROTUM WIKIPEDIA FELLATIO CUNT DICKWAD SPUNK FUCKSTAIN FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ COCKSUCKER CUNT JOHNNY SHITSKIN SHITFACE BUGGER OFF FUCK SON OF A BITCH BULLSHIT LENS CRAFTERS ASSHAT FUCKWIT FELLATIO FUCKTARD BULLCRAP POLAK JACKASS CUNNILINGUS PISS ARTIST SUCK MY DICK DICK AUTOFELLATIO ORGASM CHUFF BITCH MOTHERFUCKER WIENER SCUMBAG CUNT LAPPER DYKE FUCKWIT BALLS CUNT LENS CRAFTERS DOUCHEBAG FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS GYPSY BUGGER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FLYING FUCK ASSFACE CLUSTERFUCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ASSHOLE TAFFY DEVELOPERS! CHOAD DUMBASS CUNT TOTAL FUCKER CHOAD WANK BOOBIES FUCKWIT AMERICA'S GREAT! DICKHEAD DOT HEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITHEAD DICK CHICKEN RAT'S COCK BRITNEY BIRD SHIT SUGARTITS HITLER BRITNEY SHITSLINGING INBRED SHITTY BUTT-HOLE WIENER GANGBANG FUCK SHITE TITTIES CUNNILINGUS JERRY MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE I'LL RAPE YOU RAT'S ASS SHITCOCK BONER CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A FUCKER FUCK CHIGGER WANKER DICK CHICKEN TAMPONS SOD SHIT CUNT BALL SACK SACRAMENTO DONKEY DICK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASSBANDIT ABO CUNTSWILLING JESSE McCARTNEY CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SCUMBAG PUSSYLICKER LGBT RIGHTS FUCKWIT ANAL BOOBS TAFFY POLACK ARSE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CHING CHONG CHINK INCEST KNOBJOCKEY FUCKING A CHOAD KISSER HOMO DICKFACE FUCKTARD AUTOFELLATIO COCKSMOKER THIS IS SPARTA! SHITFACE NIGGER TITS WANKSPLAT BIRD SHIT JAP ASSHAT FUCK A DUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CUNT TITTIES HORSE SHIT COCKSMOKER HELL RAT'S ASS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS KRAUT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! POMMIE ASSWIPE MALL SANTA SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITFUCKER FLAMING ASS BADGER DOODIE HEAD TWAT PENIS ON A STICK YOU WANKER MOTHERFUCKER PISS BELGIUM JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE MOTHERFUCKER POLAK BASTARD SHITE KIKE ASS YID NIPPLES FRITZ BOLLOCKS PORCH MONKEY LAKE TITICACA BUTT-HOLE GO HOME AND DIE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CUNT ASSHAT SEMEN WANK FELLATIO 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BELLEND HENTAI CUNT HAIL SATAN! JERK OFF HOMO FUCK YOU PISS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SEX VAGINA FUDGEPACKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASSRAMMER ASSFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHITSLINGING TWAT BUTTFUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FEWMETS FUCKING A GOD DAMN NAZI BENSON SUCKS TURD DICKLICK FUCKER EPIDIDYMIS BITCH pen0r SHIT STEVE BALLMER JIZZ ANUSCAKE FEWMETS BOLLOCKS BONER GYPSY HOLY DUMB FUCK RAPE PORCH MONKEY CUNNILINGUS ASS HELL TWAT HOSER SHIT CUNT BLUMPKIN FUCK OFF CHICKEN SHIT MACACA ORGASM [EXPLETIVE] BLOWJOB SHITPISSER HELL PUSSY ASS PENIS JAP CHOAD FUCKFACE FRIG FUCKER BUTT PIRATE KRAUT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER HO CLUSTERFUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE MOCCASINS FUCKTARD DOG FUCKER INCEST COCKSMOKER POMMIE FENCE JUMPER RAT'S COCK FUCKER LAKE TITICACA KRAUT MICK JOHN ELWAY GYPSY DICKHEAD SHIT FAGGOT FUCKING SHITE BUTTFUCKER BASTARD DUMBASS DYKE SCUMBAG CLUSTERFUCK SAND NIGGER LET'S SHIT RAT'S COCK DAMN DAMMIT FRIG TWAT POLACK DUMBASS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! TIMBER NIGGER FLAMING ASS BADGER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS GOBSHITE FUCKHEAD LET'S SHIT DOUCHING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING BASEBALL CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM NIPPLES ORGASM JOHN SMILEY FACE POLAK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FUCKSTAIN FAG FUCKTARD CONAN O'BRIAN HAIL SATAN! TWAT SCUMBUCKET FUCKWIT PISS POLACK NAZI HORSE SHIT FUCKWIT GARBAGE DAY! ANAL SHITHEAD ASS CUNT CONDOMS CLIT CC PLZ GOD DAMN FIRECROTCH BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITFUCKER WIKIPEDIA ARSE CRAPPY ASS CHOAD CRAPMUNCHER [EXPLETIVE] SHITE PISS SHITSLINGING DILDO NIGGER GOD DAMN FUCKWIT THIS IS SPARTA! CUNT CRAPPER FRAK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DILDO SHITE FAG BEAVER MONKEY SHIT FAG RAPE BUGGER POOPOO JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ASSWIPE JUSTIN BIEBER SHITSLINGING ASS BOLLOCKS PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN YOU WANKER BLOWJOB DILDO SHITFUCKER REDNECK FUCKFUCKFUCK CUNT GANGBANG FUCK CHICKEN FRIES SAMUEL L. JACKSON NIPPLES JACKASS SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE RAT'S ASS NICARAGUA FUCKTARD MASTURBATION ANAL SHITE SHIT FAGGOT HO PISS CRAP DAMN YID NEGRO INCEST DOUCHING ORGASM PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GOOK SHITE WANK HONKY SHITE BONER TITS BEANER MALARKY ASSFACE TITS DRAMA INCEST RANDY TRAVIS [expletive deleted] FUCKHEAD Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT and with the TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! and his ARSEBADGERS of girraffes in which BOLLOCKS while reading about PISS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITFACE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DUMBASS