Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCK'BULLSHIT'MASTURBATION'DILDO'FLYING RAT'S ASS'JIGGABOO'BITCH Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DOUCHETITS neurochemical FUCK disorder NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TITWANK, sudden JACK OFF m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITPISSER or GOOK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FLYING RAT'S ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JACK ABRAMOFF way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PEDOPHILIA include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SNUFF PORN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JAP FLYING FUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE utterFUCKance of socially COCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JAP television programs to address SHITTY Tourette's syndrome.

EMO Tourette's is NAZI not to be BALLS confused with PISS ARTIST Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MONKEY SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JACKASS random FUCK disorientation, culturally-RAT'S COCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITFUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FELCHING language, BULLCRAP and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASS FROG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CHICKEN SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive SOD quantities CHINK of ANAL DIABETES SPANK THE MONKEY garbage.

Darnit.

A CHRISTHUMPER Polite Note to the BALLS Author:

The CAMEL JOCKEY Tourette's SOAPY TITWANK Research Institute was SHITE founded to BUTTFUCKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GOD DAMN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DIRTY SANCHEZ article ASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NECROPHILIA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKTARD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FAG.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CHICKEN SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITFACE Tourrette's sufferers FUCKTARD swear. You can WIGGER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CHINK TV, for always focusing on the SHITCUNTING bad side of a terrible FUCK thing.
• The main FUCKHEAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HOT GRITS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SPANK THE MONKEY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SCROTUM knee LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes YID cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASS school for PIG something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GENITALIA sufferers to become SHITFUCKER manically depressed and WETBACK commit REDSKIN suicide.
• There is no INJUN cure, and the SHITTY drugs that are available to, "calm" the I'LL RAPE YOU tics often have adverse FLYING RAT'S ASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna POMMIE perodol" which caused my entire SPUNK body to go FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK numb and ARSE basically made it NIGGA! worse than FEMADOM it is without the OLD CHRIST OF A drug.

I am an active member of a CUNTYMINTS tourette syndrome SEMEN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITBALLS the FELLATIO public view of Tourettes as a "PRICK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MACACA much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PISS ARTIST sorry for ASS "hi-jacking" your SHITE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DAMN this that really CUNT annoys me. I am working towards a SHITE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SOD OFF article. Remember, everything here is meant to be YOU WANKER, and making fun of a SPANK THE MONKEY horrible disorder is (not) CLEMEN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WANK time.

Best GOATSE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GOBSHITE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA IS CAPITALIST reply

As FREEDOM OF SPEECH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN BABY FORMULA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill ELECTION Westerners show is not an FIREWALLS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TANK MAN degenerate capitalist culture in those HUMAN RIGHTS countries. When showing MINORITIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN BABY FORMULA in countries LHASA leadership, those problems does not I LIKE BUSH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a LHASA byproduct of your AMERICA'S GREAT! capitalist society RIVER CRABS SUCK.

Li Chiang “DIMETHYL GLYCOL” Wen

P.S. BASTARD Regards to Andrew SPIC Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The SHITFACE bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK punch him if you LIMEY want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough CONDOMS problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this LGBT RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITHEAD saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my FUCKHEAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine TITWANK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FLYING RAT'S ASS and SEX playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ASSHAT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TWISTY VAGINA BAND WITH 4 CLEVELAND STEAMER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A KNOBJOCKEY HORSE! TITWANK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TITWANK'S HOUSE

How DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT to suck my mothers cure MALARKY the PIECE OF SHIT Tourette's SON OF A BITCH Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FAG for MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's CHOAD Syndrome WILLY WONKA is SHITBALLS following SUCK MY COCK these PISS rules FUCKING in JAP order:

• 1: Avoid FAGGOT immature ASSWIPE little SOD kids,
• 2: Count to JACKASS SHIT within HORSE SHIT 10 PISS OFF MY ASSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FENCE JUMPER JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKSTAIN nor WINDOWS VISTA talk,
• 4: Tell FUCK yourself you FRITZ don't NIGGER TITS have CUNT this ASS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK AUTOFELLATIO WITH NASTY I RAPE WALRUSES! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BEANER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the TITWANK last straw SHITTY!

I fucking put CUNNILINGUS' my comment at the TOP OF THE CHING CHONG CHINK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT the TOP OF POOPOO THIS NEOPETS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CHOAD offensive. DUMBASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHIT people who try SONNY BILL WILLIAMS to battle WILLY WONKA'BASTARD that tight-ass RAPE 17-year-COCKSMOKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DAMN it now, but someone said PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM' SPIC PISS'CHAV on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKBAG is a laughing BALLS matter. Plus there BULLSHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on MY ANUS IS BLEEDING Uncyclopedia, there are JENKEM articles WIENER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TITS & DICKS stuff. So BITCH that means FUCKFACE stop getting mad at the DOUCHING first part too and POTTYMOUTH talking about the SHIT letter that it's CUNNILINGUS mocking (what PISS letter? I don't even know what SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKHEAD hi self MALARKY even made a really DOM DeLUISE good point. "It's WIKIPEDIA nothing more FUCK OFF from a head nod to a COCKSUCKER knee tick". SHIT. Which I'll add SHITTY onto CLIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CAMEL JOCKEY suffer that HELL much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes YID it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITCUNTING be, because if I were a ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article RAT'S ASS hilarious. If you GO COUNT YOUR DICK Want facts, go on BITCH Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCK be offended, don't read FUCKFACE the freaking MONASTERIES article anyway.

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MOTHER? DONKEY PUNCHER DICK FUCKING SHITFUCKER CUNTRAG JOHN SMILEY FACE FRITZ HELL MOCKIE MOTHERFUCKER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SCUMBAG CHUFF BASTARD NEGRO CROTCH WIENER STRAWBERRY ASS SHIT O CANADA NICARAGUA ASS LICKER COON SHITE SHITSLINGING HOLY DUMB FUCK BLISTERING BARNACLES JACK ABRAMOFF DICKFACE BONER GOBSHITE RAPE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCK OFF BEANER POMMIE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DICK IN A BOX PISS OFF MY COMMUNION WAFER OF WIENER DICKFACE INBRED TAFFY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DICK CHICKEN BALLS CLEMEN DUNE COON BASTARD TWAT HOLY DUMB FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS LENS CRAFTERS BONER FAG BASTARD CHOAD BASTARD PISS OFF FUCK OFF CUNT DILDO SACRAMENTO PISS ARTIST DONKEY PUNCHER PISS ARTIST ASSHAT RAT'S COCK HITLER FELCHING JENKEM DUMBASS JIGGABOO CUNTRAG PENIS ON A STICK SEX FUCK DILDO CLUSTERFUCK PENIS PENIS KIDDY FIDDLER GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! THONG TASTER JAP RAT'S ASS ASS FUCKING JUMP! 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BELLEND PISSHOLE [Insert silly non-swear here] SHITSLINGING FUCK FOUR-EYES FLYING FUCK GOD BLESS AMERICA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT NAZI SEX TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! PRICK INBRED POLESMOKER DOUCHING WOODPECKERSHIT RAPE DOM DeLUISE HOMO WANKSPLAT PUSSYLICKER FUCKFACE SHITSLINGING PEDOPHILIA I CAN AFFORD FOOD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCKSTAIN FOREIGN CURRENCY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITE TOWELHEAD ASS HADJI CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK WHORE CUNT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE YOGHURT CANNON FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SPIC BLOWJOB BOOBIES DOUCHETITS JOHNNY DICKFACE FUCKFACE FUCKFUCKFUCK HENTAI SCUMBAG DIPSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS ORGASM DAMN FUCK JACKASS SHIT JIGGABOO GANGBANG DAMN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST INCEST GIVING HEAD CUNT CRAPPER MOTHERFUCKER WIKIPEDIA HOMO I WILL KILL YOU! DEMOCRACY SCUMBUCKET FUCKWIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SAGGY TITS GOD DAMN DOT HEAD JERK OFF DAMN PEDOPHILIA FUCKWIT BITCH WOODPECKERSHIT COLGATE MASTURBATION SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNTRAG SCUMBAG FELLATIO CRACKER SHITHEAD SUCK MY DICK MOZILLA FIREFOX FRITZ DAMN FUCK YOU BEAVER DAMMIT SHITE DOUCHEBAG IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD REDSKIN BITCH YOU WANKER ANUSCAKE TAMPONS FUCKWIT CUNT ARSE FLYING FUCK BLESSED DAMN SAINT TITS CRACKER EXTRA LONG PENIS PEDOPHILIA DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! WANK FUCK BITCH JACKASS DONGSHOVER COCKSHITTER BUGFUCK JERK OFF SHITTY NAZI HITLER FUCK OFF GOD DAMMIT KAFFIR PENISBIRD I WILL END YOU! ASSHOLE SHAKOPEE DARTH VADER HO RAT'S ASS NEGRO FUCKING A FUCKFACE CUNT CRAPPER FUCK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ASSHOLE TITTYWANK DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKFACE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASSFACE CUNT SHITTY FELLATIO BUTT PIRATE ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD LAKE TITICACA WANK FRENCH TICKLER JIGGABOO WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! ARSEBADGERS CHIGGER ASSWIPE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHRISTHUMPER GOD DAMN BOOBS DIPSHIT NICARAGUA PENIS ON A STICK ASS WOODPECKERSHIT GYPSY GYPSY COON SHITSLINGING DILDO CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ARSE CHRISTMAS TREES DOUCHETITS BALL SACK GRINGO WEHATEMARIO DONKEY PUNCHER FROG CAMEL FUCKER CONDOMS POLACK DAMNATION DICKFACE DOG FUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE EDITABLE DYK SHITPISSER DICK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SHITE FUCKTARD CUNT JACK OFF WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? 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BEAVER TWISTY VAGINA FRAK ART METAL PRODUCTS PISS ARTIST TITTYWANK PISSHOLE DARTH VADER TURD GREASER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FELLATIO SHITFUCKER PISS OFF GOATSE DICKWAD ASSWIPE SPICY CUNT FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT LIMEY SHITFUCKER PISS OFF GOOK SHITHEAD BULLSHIT FEMADOM FAGGOT POO POO BLOWJOB FUCK GOD DAMN PISS OFF CHAV TACO BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHITSLINGING GOD BLESS AMERICA BASTARD SPICY CUNT FUCK CUNT BITCH JIZZ DAMN DOUCHE FUCK A DUCK CHUFF SPIC DAMN MARY WHITEHOUSE TWAT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH HOLY DUMB FUCK NIGGER DICKWAD FLYING FUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE POLAK GOATSE KRAUT DIPSHIT FUCKING A FRITZ SHITE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT ANAL ASSHAT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! NIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITE WANK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy PISS FELLATIO DAMN FUCKFACE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GRINGO BAT FUCK INSANE SHITE HELL DICK CHAV JUSTIN BIEBER DICK O CANADA WETBACK SEMEN FUCKFACE SEMPRINI NIGNOG SHITFACE PENIS TOSSER BITCH DAMN I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND DOODIE HEAD JACKASS FLYING FUCK UIGURS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BEAVER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS GANGBANG GOD DAMN BULLSHIT SHITFACE PISSHOLE CUNT SCROTUM BANGKOK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS MONKEY SHIT FEMADOM DICKLICK SEX GARBAGE DAY! DAMN POOPOO DAMN ASSCRACK DOG SHIT REDNECK DICK IN A BOX SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITBALLS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCKSTAIN WANKSPLAT OH SHI– DAGO CARPET MUNCHER DICKHEAD SEMEN SEMEN YOU WANKER ASS MALL SANTA FAGGOT CUNT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BULLCRAP SHIT REDNECK RUSTY TROMBONE PRICK CAMEL FUCKER BOLLOCKS RAPE PENISBIRD PISS OFF MY ASS PEDOPHILIA DAMN HELL JIGGABOO CRAPMUNCHER RAGHEAD DUMBASS FUCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CHIGGER FUCKER SAND NIGGER PISSHOLE SHITE SMEG DICKFACE JUNGLE BUNNY WANK COCKSUCKER WANK DICKFACE DICK CHICKEN CUNT DAGO SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WANK MASTURBATION ASS WOODPECKERSHIT DOUCHE NAZI SLOPE DOG FUCKER SCUMBAG I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHITHEAD FUCKING A PENIS ON A STICK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKING A WIENER ORGASM BLOWJOB BASTARD DAMN DONKEY DICK TWAT FUCKTARD GRINGO WANK ASS D'OH CROTCH CUNT CRAPPER SHITBALLS FUDGEPACKER BOOBS FUCKING BITCH AUTOFELLATIO NIGGER TITS POMMIE FUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASSHOLE BUTT PIRATE TITWANK JACKASS MOCCASINS BLUE PENIS! RUSKIE JACKASS DONKEY DICK RAPE DARTH VADER ASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ASS FUCK YOU CLEMEN FLYING FUCK STEVE BALLMER SCUMBAG WHORE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK A DUCK BUTTFUCKER SUCK MY COCK VENEREAL DISEASE DIPSHIT CHUFF SHITSLIDE NICARAGUA FELCHING CLEAN DRINKING WATER REDNECK BIBLE BASHER SHITPISSER GARBAGE DAY! DONKEY DICK JAP FUCKSTAIN GANGBANG DAMN BALL SACK CROTCH ARSE DILDO GOBSHITE SHITFUCKER SHITE PRICK GOOK CUNTBUCKET DARTH VADER DIPSHIT FUCK A DUCK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME GIVING HEAD DOG SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU FELCHING HOLY DUMB FUCK FAG I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL RAPE CAPTAIN CRUNCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WILLY WONKA MARY WHITEHOUSE SEMEN BONER DICK TITS JAP JACK OFF BORDER HOPPER SHITFACE SHITE TITTYWANK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WANKER ROSES DOG SHIT FUCKSTAIN PUNANI SUCK MY COCK GOBSHITE SHITCOCK BOOBS FUCKWIT CLUSTERFUCK SCROTUM HAIL SATAN! GRINGO SAND NIGGER NEGRO GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS TWAT POO POO BLOWJOB FRITZ FUCKWIT SHITCOCK REDSKIN VENEREAL DISEASE EDITABLE DYK RAT'S COCK FUCKHEAD TWAT ASSHOLE BALL SACK GOD DAMN RAGHEAD FEMADOM SCUMBAG HELL CUM MALARKY CUNT CUNT PIG HORSE SHIT HELL PENIS BOB SAGET TITTYWANK ASSRAMMER [expletive deleted] NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER CUNTRAG PISS ARTIST MOTHERFUCKER EPIDIDYMIS SHITFUCKER SHITCOCK BEANER ANAL I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DAGO BULLCRAP DILDO WIGGER PUSSY KNOBJOCKEY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DARTH VADER PISS HORSE SHIT MOCKIE CRAPMUNCHER TITTYWANK MALARKY ASS SCUMBUCKET FUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS YOU WANKER HELL CUNT BASTARD BITCH TWAT RUSTY TROMBONE ASSWIPE FUCKSTAIN IT'S OVER 9000! FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE CANNED QUOTE SHITTY POLAK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DICK TITS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASS LICKER FUCKWIT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM MOCKIE CRAPMUNCHER COCKGOBLIN ARSE CUNNILINGUS FUCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHIT WANK SUCK A BIG DICK GENITALIA SON OF A BITCH PRICK SOD OFF FUCKING JUMP! FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK JACKASS SHIT FUCK FLAMING ASS BADGER SHIT SEX CUM NIGGER TITS GOD DAMMIT FUCKTARD DICKHEAD CLIT TUBA DAGO SHIT BALL SACK ARSE CHING CHONG CHINK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POLAK DAGO DICKHEAD RAT'S COCK FELLATIO HELLFIRE TRANNY DIPSHIT CAMEL FUCKER DUMBASS BLOWJOB FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DICK SAGGY TITS JIGGABOO FLYING FUCK RAPE BULLSHIT FUCK I RAPE WALRUSES! FLYING RAT'S ASS RUSTY TROMBONE ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKER CHOAD TITTYWANK ASSFACE WIENER ASSHOLE TWAT DICKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU JENKEM DONALD RUMSFELD PAKI PUPPIES FUCKSTAIN Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCK TWAT SHIT BASTARD DOUCHING ASS LICKER QUEEF JOHN ELWAY NIPPLES GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER FUCK DUMBASS JUSTIN BIEBER BULLSHIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FOUR-EYES BLISTERING BARNACLES ASS CLEMEN DAMN SPUNK SHIT GIVING HEAD GENITALIA ASSHAT SIGMUND FREUD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BOOBIES MOTHERFUCKER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS NAZI WIGGER HADJI DUMBASS CUNT HELL SON OF A BITCH BITCH SHIT FUCKTARD HOSER WETBACK ASSFACE TIMBER NIGGER HELL SHITTING DICK NIPPLES HELL ASSHOLE SHITSLIDE SEMEN FLYING RAT'S ASS HENTAI FAG ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT AY-AY-AY HADJI ASS RUSKIE WIKIPEDIA BLISTERING BARNACLES CUNT FUCK PUSSY DICKFACE DOUCHE FUCK OFF PIGFUCKER BEAVER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITTY POLESMOKER STEVE BALLMER GOD DAMMIT SEX BUTT-HOLE WANK YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS FLYING RAT'S ASS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BASTARD FUCK PUNANI BIRD IN THE HOUSE MONKEY SHIT DICKFACE POLESMOKER FUCKTARD FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN CC PLZ CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSHOLE WHORE I CAN AFFORD FOOD RAT'S ASS ASSHAT FENCE JUMPER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SEX CHIGGER ASS RAGHEAD PORCH MONKEY FUCKHEAD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD MAMA MIA SUCK MY DICK BASTARD SHITSLINGING I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKTARD EPIDIDYMIS INCEST BUTTFUCKER FUCKSTAIN POOPOO DAMN FAGGOT WIGGER SHITFACE PORCUPINE'S BALLS DIRTY SANCHEZ CRAP BENCH PRESS CRAP FUCK OFF CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCKING A DICKHEAD CLIT RAT'S COCK FUCK KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 BALLS HELLFIRE SHITCOCK BENSON SUCKS CARPET MUNCHER YOUR MOM SHITE REDEEMING VALUE SON OF A BITCH CUNTING ASSCRACK ALF PISS FELLATIO MOTHERFUCKER WOP MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FLYING FUCK I RAPE WALRUSES! DOM DeLUISE SHITFUCKER ASSFACE SHAKOPEE BITCH DAMN INCEST SHITBALLS SOD OFF CRAPFUCKER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PUNANI and with the FELCHMONKEY and his CLUSTERFUCK of girraffes in which COON while reading about RAGHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
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• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ASSCRACK