Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PENIS neurochemical FUCK disorder DAMN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MALL SANTA, sudden MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ARSE or ASSHAT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSCRACK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated I WILL END YOU! way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PISS ARTIST include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PISS CHUFF words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITTY utterFUCKance of socially BOB SAGET objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first NIGGER television programs to address SHITFACE Tourette's syndrome.

SHITBALLS Tourette's is HELLFUCKER not to be MOLDY TITS confused with CRACKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MONKEY BALLS random FUCKSTAIN disorientation, culturally-PIECE OF SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local LENS CRAFTERS language, NIGGER TITS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASSCRACK CLIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky URINE-GARGLING souvenir shoppes and massive SHITTY quantities GOD DAMN of ANAL DIABETES PUSSY garbage.

Darnit.

A COCKGOBLIN Polite Note to the GENITALIA Author:

The CUNT Tourette's SHIT Research Institute was FUCKHEAD founded to FUCK YOU.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JENKEM Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITE article DICKFACE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HAIL SATAN! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or GOOK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FRED PHELPS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BIRD IN THE HOUSE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of BLISTERING BARNACLES Tourrette's sufferers TAMPON IN MY ASS swear. You can DAMN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BONER TV, for always focusing on the FUCKBAG bad side of a terrible ASS thing.
  • The main DOUCHEBAG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITTY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FELLATIO' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small RUSKIE knee BOOBS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is PRICK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITBALLS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASSHAT school for FLAMING ASS BADGER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ARSE sufferers to become GREASER manically depressed and BITCH commit PUNANI suicide.
  • There is no HOLY DUMB FUCK cure, and the DONKEY DICK drugs that are available to, "calm" the RONNIE CORBETT tics often have adverse SPUNK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MASTURBATION perodol" which caused my entire DICK body to go DOM DeLUISE numb and FUCKING basically made it NIGGA! worse than OSTRICH MY ASS it is without the CLUSTER FUCK drug.

I am an active member of a TWO-INCH PENIS tourette syndrome PISS ARTIST association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MOLDY TITS the DIPSHIT public view of Tourettes as a "SHITFACE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BOOBIES much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DAMN sorry for WANK "hi-jacking" your DOUCHE NAZI entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BOOBS this that really DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! annoys me. I am working towards a DAMN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITTY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MONKEY SHIT, and making fun of a LET'S SHIT horrible disorder is (not) GYPSY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HORSE PENIS time.

Best JUNGLE BUNNY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HOT GRITS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONGOLIANS reply

As BELGIUM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHRISTIANITY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill 1984 Westerners show is not an UIGURS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of INDIA HAS NUKES degenerate capitalist culture in those MELAMINE countries. When showing POISON IN BABY FORMULA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust I LIKE BUSH in countries CAPITALISM leadership, those problems does not PRINCE PHILIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FREEDOM OF SPEECH byproduct of your ELECTION capitalist society NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS.

Li Chiang “GOVERNMENT FILTERS” Wen

P.S. GOD DAMN Regards to Andrew CHIGGER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The BITCH bastard who wrote this article. You can ASS punch him if you FUCK OFF want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough LGBT RIGHTS problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE'S MOMMA remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with UNITED KINGDOM hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the LAKE TITICACA saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my FAGGOT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CUNNILINGUS to SHITFACE cure MALL SANTA the RAT'S ASS Tourette's DIPSHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PISS OFF for HI, BILLY MAYS HERE Tourette's SPIC Syndrome MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE is HELL following FUCKER these BUTT PIRATE rules GYPSY in COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT order:

  • 1: Avoid DIRTY SANCHEZ immature BITCH little BITCH kids,
  • 2: Count to FUCKSTAIN within SUCK MY COCK 10 SONNY BILL WILLIAMSseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your WIENER POTTYMOUTH JACKASS nor FELCHING talk,
  • 4: Tell SHITE yourself you CLIT don't DIRTY SANCHEZ have JAP this FUCKING A disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SUCK MY COCK WITH NASTY BULLSHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MUGABE'S MOMMA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

TITS AUTOFELLATIO VAGINA HAIL SATAN! CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A TIMBER NIGGER FUCK SHITTY WHORE FUCKING A

STEVE BALLMER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BASTARD FUCKER FUCKBAG FUCKING STEVE BALLMER DAMN FUCKHEAD SHITTY REDSKIN SHIT CRAPPY COCKSUCKER FELCHING CUNTYMINTS FUCKSTAIN COCKSHITTER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE NIGNOG HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WETBACK PRICK SOD OFF TAFFY DUNE COON BIRD SHIT FLYING FUCK GENITALIA DAMN WIKIPEDIA SHIT BONER SAMUEL L. JACKSON BUGFUCK SLOPE ASSWIPE CUNT DICKFACE BASTARD JOHNNY GOD DAMMIT I AM CORNHOLIO! PISSHOLE BASTARD FUCKFACE FUCKWIT HELL NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES NORTH KOREA MOTHERFUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES FIRECROTCH VENEREAL DISEASE BASTARD PAKI DAMN SHITFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKWAD EMO YOUR MOM YOU WANKER DONGSHOVER CHENEY IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SAND NIGGER GRINGO PEEPEE CHOAD SEMEN MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! WILLY WONKA CROTCH PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE ARSEBADGERS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CHOAD COON FRAK COCKSUCKER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ANAL DIABETES BITCH DIRTY SANCHEZ AUTOFELLATIO NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! COON MACACA FUCK YOU BOB SAGET SHITFUCKER BIGNOSE TWISTY VAGINA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASS GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITE LIMEY TUBA NIGGER TWAT DICK GANGBANG BULLSHIT ASS GRINGO SCUMBAG WIGGER BUKKAKE POMMIE DICKFACE HITLER O KURWA! SHITFACE HENTAI CRAPFUCKER POWERSHIT BELGIUM SPUNK CROTCH ASSCRACK FENCE JUMPER FUCKING JUMP! BITCH I AM CORNHOLIO! HELL TWAT COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK BULLCRAP SHITHEAD BITCH CLUSTER FUCK PUSSYLICKER YOGHURT CANNON MOTHERFUCKER WALRUS SHIT SHITFACE BULLSHIT SHUT UP, MEG! HELL GOD DAMN ASSFACE BUTTFUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PEDOPHILIA FUCKSTAIN SAGGY TITS FUCKSTAIN CLIT WIGGER PUSSY BAT FUCK INSANE <option weight=15>I WILL KILL YOU! HADJI INJUN PUSSY ASSCRACK SEX INJUN FLYING FUCK CRACKER INBRED ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SHITTY FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSCRACK TITTYWANK DELICIOUS CAKE TURD ASS WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DICKWAD DIPSHIT GOOK DAMN KIKE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CRAPPY FUCKING JUMP! QUEEF BIRD IN THE HOUSE SEX SHITCUNTING TITTIES NIGGER PISS OFF MY ASS NEGRO HELL SACRAMENTO HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS GOOK ASS COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK ASSHOLE KIKE INBRED ABO FUCKSTAIN DONKEY DICK RUSKIE FLYING FUCK ANAL SCROTUM JACKASS FUCKFACE NIGGER PIG NIGGER CHOAD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE LET'S SHIT FUCK YOU WHITE POWER FUCKBAG PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS RAPE OH SHI– MARGARET THATCHER LAKE TITICACA FUCKWIT DIRTY SANCHEZ SHIT BATMAN & ROBIN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S ASS FIST FUCK CHRISTHUMPER NIGNOG SHITFUCKER LOGJAMMER BALL SACK SOD OFF PEARL NECKLACE INBRED FUCK OFF BULLCRAP UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY D'OH PICKANINNY GOD DAMN CUNT CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST DAMN IT VAGINA DUMBASS SCUMBUCKET SHITHEAD HELLFUCKER CUM ORGASM BLUMPKIN ANUSCAKE GENITALIA ASS WETBACK GOD DAMMIT BELLEND SACRAMENTO HENTAI SHITCOCK BASTARD I RAPE WALRUSES! PEEPEE CHIGGER SHITCUNTING DICK CHICKEN COON ORGASM JIZZ PISS ARTIST YOU WANKER PEARL NECKLACE FUCK WANKSPLAT SAMUEL L. JACKSON HOMO PORCH MONKEY DICK IN A BOX HUEY P. NEWTON COON 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! CLUSTER FUCK RAT'S COCK MARY WHITEHOUSE CUNTYMINTS FLYING RAT'S ASS BUGFUCK SHITSLINGING WIGGER JAP TIMBER NIGGER KRAUT GO HOME AND DIE HITLER CUNTYMINTS P'KANG URINE-GARGLING WEHATEMARIO SCUMBAG WIENER GYPSY JESSE McCARTNEY HEIL HITLER! FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SCROTUM FELLATIO INCEST PISS OFF BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! TURD DAMN POMMIE GOD DAMMIT BOON PUSSYLICKER CUNT CUNT HADJI EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASSHAT GOD DAMMIT DUNE COON DAMN BEAVER DAMN SHIT SON OF A BITCH SUCK MY DICK [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] GOATSE RAGHEAD CUNT ARSE LAKE TITICACA AUTOFELLATIO JERK OFF CUNTYMINTS FUCKBAG MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD GYPSY SCROTUM PISS ARTIST RAT'S COCK REDNECK COMMUNIST DILDO CHICKEN SHIT MASTURBATION SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKING CHIGGER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BUGGER OFF VAGINA BASTARD I'LL RAPE YOU SPICY CUNT FUCK DUMBASS FUCK CRAPPY INCEST CHOAD AMERICA ONLINE CLEMEN DILDO BEANER BAT FUCK INSANE <option weight=15>I WILL KILL YOU! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DARTH VADER MOCKIE HORSE SHIT WANK DAMN FUCKFACE PISSHOLE BORDER HOPPER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BULLSHIT COON CONAN O'BRIAN ARSE LAKE TITICACA REDSKIN EXTRA LONG PENIS BASTARD FUCKHEAD SHITFACE GIVING HEAD HUMAN RIGHTS RAPE FUCKSTAIN DAMN FUCKTARD DICK FUCKING SHITE VAGINA TITTYWANK ASSFACE [expletive deleted] ASSFACE DUMBASS BUTTFUCKER POLAK DOG SHIT TIMBER NIGGER NIGGER SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU DONKEY DICK HENTAI DUMBASS FUCKWIT DOG FUCKER LIMEY CUM WOODPECKERSHIT SHITSLINGING CUNT THONG TASTER FUCKHEAD CUNT RAT'S ASS ASS LICKER DAMN IT SUCK MY DICK NEGRO BOOBS AUTOFELLATIO INCEST GANGBANG CONAN O'BRIAN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITTY SHITE MARGARET THATCHER ANUSCAKE PUSSY CUNTBUCKET BAT FUCK INSANE <option weight=15>I WILL KILL YOU! ASS DICKHEAD PRICK COON CHENEY BLUMPKIN INCEST ASSHAT PISS ARTIST BAT FUCK INSANE <option weight=15>I WILL KILL YOU! WIENER SCUMBAG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST COON FELLATIO DELICIOUS CAKE SHITE SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE MASTURBATION MARGARET THATCHER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CHUFF DAMN SHITTY RAT'S COCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK TITTIES RICK MORANIS CAMEL FUCKER PISS OFF ASS DICKLICK HOLY DUMB FUCK [Insert swear here] PISS HADJI ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP NEOPETS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PIECE OF SHIT FUCKSTAIN GO COUNT YOUR DICK JACKASS FLYING FUCK BELLEND TOWELHEAD HADJI SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GOD DAMN NECROPHILIA BOOBIES EUROIPODS TITMOUSE KIKE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FRIG WILLY WONKA BUTT-HEAD BITCH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CLUSTER FUCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKTARD JUSTIN BIEBER SCUMBAG GOD DAMN SHITE HO RAGHEAD AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS MOTHERFUCKER QUEEF RAT'S COCK PENIS DICKHEAD CRAP DYKE CRAP ON A STICK SHITFUCKER SHITTY ASSHOLE SNUFF PORN ORGASM WEHATEMARIO COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DUMBASS BALL SACK PISS TAMPONS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITBALLS ASS PIECE OF SHIT PIG FUCKFACE CUNT BOLLOCKS JOHN ELWAY SPANK THE MONKEY STEVE BALLMER SPICY CUNT FUCK JIGGABOO ASSRAMMER RAT'S ASS CHUFF GOAT DICK SPICY CUNT FUCK EMO PIG DONGSHOVER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NIGGER DICKWAD GOD BLESS AMERICA SHIT ASSFACE POMMIE JOHN SMILEY FACE SPUNK WANK DOG FUCKER DICKHEAD BOOBS COCK FEWMETS PISSHOLE PENIS TOTAL URINE-GARGLING TWISTY VAGINA ASS PIG TITS O CANADA ASS FUCKSTAIN PUSSY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WANKER GOOK BALLS SCROTUM BALLS SPRINKLES YID SHITCOCK FUCKBAG YOU WANKER JIZZ WIGGER FUCKING A DAMN TENTACLE RAPE CHIGGER BALLS FRITZ BASTARD PIG CAPTAIN CRUNCH DAMN DAMN SHITSKIN FUCKING A PISS ARTIST 666 FUCK SHITFACE SHUT UP, MEG! Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WANK and with the SHITFUCKER and his BOOBS of girraffes in which SHIT while reading about CHINK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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