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For those without GOAT DICK comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a DAMN article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSWIPE neurochemical FUCK disorder TITTYWANK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUNT, sudden DIRTY SANCHEZ m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BOB SAGET or ASSHOLE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SEMEN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GRIS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FELCHMONKEY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKSTAIN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FAG DICKLICK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FENCE JUMPER utterFUCKance of socially PIECE OF SHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first NEGRO television programs to address FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Tourette's syndrome.

BOB SAGET Tourette's is DICK CHICKEN not to be FIST FUCK confused with WIENER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TAMPONS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DIRTY SANCHEZ random INBRED disorientation, culturally-OH SHI–-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WIGGER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FROG'S FAT ASS language, MILF and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DOM DeLUISE VENEREAL DISEASE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITSLINGING souvenir shoppes and massive POOPOO quantities HELL of ANAL DIABETES BUTT-HEAD garbage.

Darnit.

A CRAPMUNCHER Polite Note to the NICARAGUA Author:

The I WILL END YOU! Tourette's CUNT Research Institute was DESU founded to FRENCH TICKLER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CLIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKFACE article MOTHERFUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DALAI LAMA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance RUSTY TROMBONE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DICKHEAD Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of GREASER Tourrette's sufferers FUCK swear. You can DYKE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame HELL TV, for always focusing on the ASSCRACK bad side of a terrible MARCH OF FLAMES thing.
  • The main CLEMEN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FLYING FUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DAMN knee DAMN NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is POLACK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CLEMEN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JOHNNY school for BLOWJOB something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DICK TITS sufferers to become SPANK THE MONKEY manically depressed and DICKHEAD commit CONAN O'BRIAN suicide.
  • There is no WALRUS SHIT cure, and the CARPET MUNCHER drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKING tics often have adverse IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITSLINGING perodol" which caused my entire JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS body to go RECTUM RAIDER numb and KU KLUX KLAN basically made it NIGGA! worse than P'KANG it is without the RAPE drug.

I am an active member of a FUCK NUGGET tourette syndrome DICKHEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating QUEEF the DICKWAD public view of Tourettes as a "FLYING FUCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WIENER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASSWIPE sorry for FUCKTARD "hi-jacking" your FROG'S FAT ASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITTING DICK NIPPLES this that really BALL SACK annoys me. I am working towards a BELGIUM better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this I'LL RAPE YOU article. Remember, everything here is meant to be AUTOFELLATIO, and making fun of a BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA horrible disorder is (not) DICK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JERRY time.

Best CUNNILINGUS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PISS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese HUMAN RIGHTS reply

As PRINCE PHILIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MINORITIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Westerners show is not an CHINA IS CAPITALIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROXY SITES degenerate capitalist culture in those AMERICA'S GREAT! countries. When showing LHASA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries TIBET leadership, those problems does not BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PRINCE PHILIP byproduct of your CAPITALISM capitalist society RIGHT WING.

Li Chiang “MONASTERIES” Wen

P.S. FUCKFACE Regards to Andrew BLISTERING BARNACLES Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST bastard who wrote this article. You can SHIT punch him if you FUCKTARD want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this KU KLUX KLAN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITE saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my DONKEY PUNCHER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CUNT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are MARCH OF FLAMES and PRICK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CRAPPY music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNT BAND WITH 4 JACKASS SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FRAK HORSE! CUNT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CUNT'S HOUSE

How TITWANK to JUSTIN BIEBER cure JACKASS the JIZZ Tourette's TITWANK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CLUSTER FUCK for I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Tourette's DICKLICK Syndrome ASS is SAND NIGGER following I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL these NICARAGUA rules ASS in SIGMUND FREUD order:

  • 1: Avoid KRAUT immature BEAVER little YOU WANKER kids,
  • 2: Count to POLAK within CHIGGER 10 SEXseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FUCKBAG PEARL NECKLACE WANK nor BOOBS talk,
  • 4: Tell GOD DAMMIT yourself you BOOBIES don't COON have BULLSHIT this MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CONAN O'BRIAN WITH NASTY FUCKFACE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S AMERICA ONLINE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CUNT last straw BITCH!

I fucking put FUCKFACE' my comment at the TOP OF THE CARPET MUNCHER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DICKHEAD the TOP OF CUNT THIS VENEREAL DISEASE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BENSON SUCKS offensive. BANGKOK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WALRUS SHIT people who try FEMADOM to battle HELL'GOD DAMN that tight-ass FIRECROTCH 17-year-DICKHEAD—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JERRY it now, but someone said DILDO' SPICY CUNT FUCK RAGHEAD'SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PISS OFF MY ASS is a laughing FUCKER matter. Plus there DAMMIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! Uncyclopedia, there are MARCH OF FLAMES articles DONKEY PUNCHER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITFUCKER stuff. So FIST FUCK that means CRAP ON A STICK stop getting mad at the YID first part too and FAGGOT talking about the CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT letter that it's FELLATIO mocking (what SOAPY TITWANK letter? I don't even know what SHITSLINGING the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKING FUCKFUCKER hi self MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE even made a really PISS good point. "It's JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE nothing more FUCKFUCKFUCK from a head nod to a ANUSCAKE knee tick". PIECE OF SHIT. Which I'll add ASSCRACK onto TITWANK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SON OF A BITCH suffer that SHITSLINGING much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BLUMPKIN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PISS ARTIST be, because if I were a FUCKING Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASSCRACK hilarious. If you PISS Want facts, go on YUKKY DOODY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GIVING HEAD be offended, don't read FUCKBAG the freaking DIPSHIT article anyway.

DICK TWAT GRINGO FUCKSTAIN CHOAD CHICKEN SHIT DIPSHIT INBRED BEAVER CLIT

DAMN FUCKWIT WANK DAMN PUNANI CUM POMMIE ASSWIPE DIRTY SANCHEZ BOOBIES FUCKHEAD GOD DAMMIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKING JUMP! TITS BUGFUCK SPIC RICK MORANIS [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] JUSTIN BIEBER HELL FUCK BIRD SHIT lowercase FRIG WIGGER ART METAL PRODUCTS PISS OFF NEOPETS BIGNOSE BITCH DAMN DILDO SHITSLIDE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST GOATSE FLYING RAT'S ASS BULLSHIT SHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DIPSHIT TRANNY NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER NIPPLES CUNT PENIS ON A BUN BUTTFUCKER ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER GRIS KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 BITCH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BONER JUSTIN BIEBER YOU WANKER FELCHMONKEY MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING [EXPLETIVE] CHOAD KISSER NEOPETS ASS TIT DIRT BONER AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! FRIG TITTIES DOUCHE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DOM DeLUISE BRITNEY CHING CHONG CHINK MONKEY'S UNCLE DIPSHIT COCK BUGFUCK FROG'S FAT ASS BASTARD GOVERNMENT FILTERS FUCKTARD SAMUEL L. JACKSON HELL ART METAL PRODUCTS CROTCH PIECE OF SHIT PIECE OF SHIT SHIT HENTAI INBRED TURD SHITHEAD ASSHOLE SPANK THE MONKEY SHITE FUCKING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSFACE JERRY BALLS BUKKAKE DIRTY SANCHEZ I WILL END YOU! JACKASS SHIT FAGGOT ASS FUCK OFF CRAP HO WIKIPEDIA JERK OFF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GENITALIA FIST FUCK CUNT COCK TONY LA RUSSA JAP SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CRAP ON A STICK WANKSPLAT SHITE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BELLEND MUGABE HAS AIDS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CLIT BUGFUCK WINDOWS VISTA DICKFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX DOUCHING PEARL NECKLACE DICKFACE CRAP ON A STICK TUBA TWAT YOU WANKER SACRAMENTO TUBA BITCH DOUCHING JOHN ELWAY AUTOFELLATIO CUNTBUCKET DICKHEAD FELCHMONKEY CUNT BLUMPKIN CUNT CRAPPER PEDOPHILIA DAMN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DICKHEAD RAT'S COCK I WILL END YOU! 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SEX SCUMBAG JACKASS SHIT SHITTY FUCK WETBACK RAT'S ASS PEEPEE SHITE POTTYMOUTH CHICKEN SHIT RUSKIE BITCH GO COUNT YOUR DICK BITCH FUDGEPACKER FEWMETS PISS OFF CUNT SPIC CLEMEN GIVING HEAD GO COUNT YOUR DICK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DONKEY DICK PEEPEE ASSHOLE NECROPHILIA FUCKBAG SPIC PISS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE WANKSPLAT NECROPHILIA SMEG ASSHOLE DILDO DICK ASS HAIL SATAN! WANK WOP ABO HO NIPPLES PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS AUTOFELLATIO FUCK YOU REDSKIN TUBA FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHITTY DIPSHIT FUCK JERK OFF BIRD SHIT RAT'S COCK PANCHEN LAMA SHITFACE BULLCRAP CUNNILINGUS WETBACK PISS OFF MY ASS TAMPONS DUMBASS BONER NIGGER GYPSY PISS MALARKY DONKEY DICK SON OF A BITCH MICK COCKGOBLIN COCK URINE-GARGLING CUNT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR MONKEY SHIT ARSE DICK CHICKEN YID DIRTY SANCHEZ NIGGER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASSHOLE POMMIE SHIT LIKE A HORSE ABO COCKSHITTER CROTCH WOODPECKERSHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GOBSHITE FUCKSTAIN ASS LICKER FRITZ SHITCOCK GOD DAMN WANK PIECE OF SHIT HORSE SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY SPIC JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PISS SCUMBAG SMEG DICKLICK BUKKAKE I CAN AFFORD FOOD FIRECROTCH BULLSHIT SEX POOPY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FIST FUCK FLYING FUCK FUCKER AUTOFELLATIO SHITFUCKER PISS ARTIST PAKI PISS OFF JACKASS PISS CUNT BOLLOCKS CHICKEN FRIES JESSE McCARTNEY THONG TASTER QUEEF INBRED SOD OFF RAT'S ASS RAT'S COCK HONKY DICKHEAD SHIT WHORE ARSEBADGERS NEGRO DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSFACE TITTIES I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PECKERHEAD DIPSHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CANNED QUOTE TIMBER NIGGER COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK BLUMPKIN TIANENMEN SQUARE HOT GRITS CHOAD DOUCHETITS DICKWAD GARBAGE DAY! FROG'S FAT ASS PISS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK WINDOWS VISTA FUCKHEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CRAPMUNCHER I AM CORNHOLIO! DAMN NI BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA [expletive deleted] VENEREAL DISEASE LIMEY ASSWIPE INBRED SHIT BALL SACK FUCK YOU YUKKY DOODY WILLY WONKA BULLSHIT FUCK YOU BLESSED DAMN SAINT [expletive deleted] DICKWAD HELL BALL SACK REBECCA BLACK BUGGER OFF JIGGABOO RAPE DILDO FUCKING A FAGGOT NEGRO CAMEL FUCKER PUSSY NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK FLYING FUCK CUNT HELL TRANNY DAMNATION JUNGLE BUNNY I'LL RAPE YOU LENS CRAFTERS FAG TOSSER ASSWIPE SUGARTITS EMO YOUR MOM FUCKHEAD SHITHEAD ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT GOD DAMN CONDOMS GENITALIA I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GRINGO FUCK NAZI DICK FUCKING A JIZZ INBRED YOU WANKER ANUSCAKE JIZZ TOURETTE'S IS FUN MASTURBATION CRACKER CUNTBUCKET BITCH BRITNEY DICKFACE BULLSHIT RAPE CUNT ASSCRACK SCUMBAG DELICIOUS CAKE FIST FUCK TITS SHUT UP, MEG! 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WHITE RIGHTS GENITALIA SHITBALLS BITCH FUCK YOU LOLCAT SHIT BUTT PIRATE ASS BLOWJOB PUNANI FOUR-EYES DIPSHIT BIGNOSE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DIRTY SANCHEZ GOD DAMN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON HELL FUCKFACE PISSHOLE JERK OFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSRAMMER FROG'S FAT ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER REDSKIN FUCK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FELCHING SON OF A BITCH TWAT HELLFUCKER CRACKER COCKSHITTER FUCKFACE JACKASS RAT'S ASS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CRAPMUNCHER KAFFIR WANKER FUCK YOU ALF BALL SACK SUGARTITS SHIT FEMADOM SHITFUCKER LET'S SHIT WINDOWS VISTA ASS YOU WANKER ASS SCUMBUCKET SAND NIGGER FLYING FUCK YOUR MOM MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE YOU WANKER WANK COCKSUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKFACE SPANK THE MONKEY DAMN ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM MICK POMMIE MILF SEX TIMBER NIGGER CHOAD DOG SHIT BASTARD SHITFACE SHAKOPEE DONKEY PUNCHER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK YOU BONER COCKSUCKER CUNT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL POMMIE FUCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CLIT FUCK OFF SHIT TENTACLE RAPE SHIT INBRED AUTOFELLATIO TOWELHEAD ASS ASSFACE OSTRICH MY ASS NECROPHILIA FUCKFACE ORGASM SPUNK [expletive deleted] AY-AY-AY CRAPMUNCHER BUKKAKE PISS UP MY ARSE MILF GOD DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY PENIS ON A STICK DELICIOUS CAKE BLOWJOB ASS HELL BAT FUCK INSANE TACO CUNT LET'S SHIT I CAN AFFORD FOOD TITTIES ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT YOU WANKER POMMIE CHICKEN FRIES BITCH WOP ASS LICKER BONER FUCKTARD FUCK [expletive deleted] SAMUEL L. JACKSON FOUR-EYES FIRECROTCH FUCK SHIT PEEPEE ASS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHIT SHITBALLS CHAV ASSFACE FUCKWIT CLUSTER FUCK ASSHOLE RAT'S ASS BELLEND FUCKING A FUCKBAG QUEEF CHICKEN SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKFACE MILF PISS DICK FUCK DILDO ABO BITCH DONKEY PUNCHER TOSSER MOSES INBRED RAT'S ASS CUNT ASSCRACK REDSKIN DUMBASS BITCH BUGGER OFF 666 BLOWJOB DOUCHING CLUSTER FUCK CHICKEN SHIT SHIT DAMMIT ASSRAPING BEAVER PECKERHEAD JAP FUCK BASTARD MALARKY WHORE FUCKFACE FUCK TURD SHITTY BULLSHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASSRAMMER HENTAI SHITSLINGING FLYING FUCK DAMN HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS WIENER BATHING SUIT AREA FEMADOM SHIT GENITALIA VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKSTAIN BITCH NI I WILL KILL YOU! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JOHN SMILEY FACE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MOZILLA FIREFOX TITTIES FLYING FUCK BATHING SUIT AREA I WILL KILL YOU! CLEVELAND STEAMER COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKBAG DICKHEAD SCUMBAG TITS & DICKS SEX BOOBIES FUCK BITCH YOUR MOM DAMN BIBLE BASHER FUCK MARGARET THATCHER ASSCRACK BAD MOTHERFUCKER [EXPLETIVE] DICK TITS WINDOWS VISTA COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT VAGINA CAMEL JOCKEY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PIGFUCKER BUTT-HEAD CAUCASIANS DOUCHETITS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CHING CHONG CHINK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DYKE FRAK CUNT DAGO WANK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST SHITPISSER TWAT BASTARD CUNT GOD DAMN BIG FOOT RAGHEAD SHITSKIN ARSE SHITCUNTING MASTURBATION POLESMOKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DICKHEAD FUCKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ASSWIPE BASTARD LET'S SHIT FUCKFACE FELLATIO GO HOME AND DIE YOU VENEREAL DISEASE PISS PISS ARTIST COCKSUCKER HELLFIRE FUCKSTAIN WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DAMN IT WIENER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITSKIN WANK DICK HORSE SHIT DICK TWAT JERK OFF MOTHERFUCKER DAMMIT FUCK MILF DICKHEAD FEWMETS INJUN REBECCA BLACK DUMBASS SHIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! VAGINA VENEREAL DISEASE BOOBS BLOWJOB BASTARD I'LL RAPE YOU BRITNEY TITTYWANK MALARKY CUNTRAG MILF SHITHEAD RANDY TRAVIS HELL JOHNNY GANGBANG SHITFACE DICK ASSRAMMER JUSTIN BIEBER JIZZ PISS CLIT FUCK OFF TITS TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK AUTOFELLATIO SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITFUCKER FUCKING JESSE McCARTNEY HELL BELGIUM FUCK NUGGET FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DICK VAGINA DOUCHEBAG SEX ANAL BITCH SHITE [EXPLETIVE] MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IT FUCKWIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP DOUGHNUT PUNCHER VAGINA SHITFUCKER HELL BASTARD COMMUNIST DILDO FLYING FUCK CUNT EXTRA LONG PENIS BALLS SEX ASSHAT CUNT NECROPHILIA COCK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME POO POO BLOWJOB DILDO DAMMIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE MILF FRENCH TICKLER YUKKY DOODY GENITALIA FLYING FUCK BUGFUCK JACK ABRAMOFF DAMN FUCK YOU DUNE COON ASS BRITNEY BASTARD I'LL RAPE YOU JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BUTTFUCKER RAGHEAD TWAT FUCK RAPE CAMEL FUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK PENIS ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS SHITCUNTING BUGGER MACACA DAMN DOUCHEBAG NIGGER FIRECROTCH MOZILLA FIREFOX GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS DICK IN A BOX FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKING LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FRITZ DAMNATION DELICIOUS CAKE HELL HELL CAMEL FUCKER GRINGO BALLS TIMBER NIGGER 666 WINDOWS VISTA TITTIES MOZILLA FIREFOX SEX NIGGER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHITHEAD SHITPISSER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! JUNGLE BUNNY HAIL SATAN! BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HELL ALEX TREBEK TWO-INCH PENIS SHITHEAD ALF THONG TASTER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BASTARD BLOWJOB PISS ARTIST PORCH MONKEY GOD DAMMIT FUCK FROG CLUSTER FUCK SHIT BONG SOD HELLFIRE SCROTUM NORTH KOREA SCUMBUCKET EAT MY SHIT! HELLFUCKER PUSSY FUCKSTAIN CHICKEN FRIES BUNG-HOLE PISS ARTIST STRAWBERRY ASS PEEPEE DICKHEAD BUTT-HOLE FALSE BENSON FUCK FUCK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT POOPOO RUSTY TROMBONE SHITSKIN SEMEN FLAMEVIPER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD [EXPLETIVE] SEMEN FEMADOM BALLS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKHEAD WANKSPLAT ASSCRACK BONG HO FUCKING FAG FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKLICK FLYING RAT'S ASS FELLATIO FUCKWIT WOODPECKERSHIT ASS FUCK COCK NIPPLES SHITFUCKER YID SHITFUCKER GARBAGE DAY! BASTARD BOOBIES NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WANK BLUMPKIN DAMN IT JERRY JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST URINE-GARGLING FELCHING CHOAD KISSER TAMPONS NIGGER SHITCUNTING MILF Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WALRUS SHIT and with the URINE-GARGLING and his PENIS of girraffes in which BITCH while reading about PUSSYLICKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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This article is BLOWJOB funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its I AM CORNHOLIO! subject. If you do not find it funny CUNT CRAPPER, it is probably because you are an INBRED FLYING FUCK ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. TOTAL If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a PENISBIRD joke loses its humour DAMN when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so ASS ignorant, then you wouldn't have PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! PRICK MOTHERFUCKER DOG SHIT GO HOME AND DIE ASS!!!!!I <3 COCK