Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CUNT'LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS'FUCK'ASS'YID'GRINGO'DONKEY DICK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NIGNOG neurochemical FUCK disorder BANGKOK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DICK, sudden BIGNOSE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements POOPY or CUNTBUCKET vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ANUSCAKE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITSLIDE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MALL SANTA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DICK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CHICKEN SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK utterFUCKance of socially REDSKIN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first RAGHEAD television programs to address SAND NIGGER Tourette's syndrome.

DAMN Tourette's is DOUCHE NAZI not to be [Insert silly non-swear here] confused with DOUCHE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TITTIES chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK OFF random HELL disorientation, culturally-CC PLZ-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth QUEEF outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FAGGOT language, BUTTFUCKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places QUEEF BASTARD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BITCH souvenir shoppes and massive DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT quantities RAT'S ASS of ANAL DIABETES HUEY P. NEWTON garbage.

Darnit.

A WANK Polite Note to the JACK ABRAMOFF Author:

The CRAP Tourette's MOTHERFUCKER Research Institute was TURD founded to WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER?.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ORGASM Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DAMMIT article MONKEY SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TWAT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BUTTFUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WALRUS SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BULLSHIT Tourrette's sufferers WIKIPEDIA swear. You can FUCK OFF blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK NUGGET TV, for always focusing on the AY-AY-AY bad side of a terrible INBRED thing.
• The main PISS OFF symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WILLY WONKA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASSHAT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CHOAD knee JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUNT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BOLLOCKS school for JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JERRY sufferers to become KRAUT manically depressed and SHITHEAD commit SEMEN suicide.
• There is no O KURWA! cure, and the FUCK A DUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the CHOAD tics often have adverse DUMBASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DUMBASS perodol" which caused my entire GOD DAMMIT body to go BUKKAKE numb and FUCKWIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than SCROTUM it is without the PENIS drug.

I am an active member of a POOPY tourette syndrome FUCKWIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BELGIUM the ANAL public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKWIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am [EXPLETIVE] sorry for CUNNILINGUS "hi-jacking" your TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHIT this that really FUCKHEAD annoys me. I am working towards a [EXPLETIVE] better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MARGARET THATCHER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BITCH, and making fun of a EUROIPODS horrible disorder is (not) SHITE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PISS time.

Best RAT'S COCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese INDIA HAS NUKES reply

As AMERICA'S GREAT! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PANCHEN LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill 1984 Westerners show is not an PANCHEN LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DEMOCRACY degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN TOOTHPASTE countries. When showing ELECTION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! in countries COMMUNISM IS STUPID leadership, those problems does not TAIWAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CENSORSHIP byproduct of your BUDDHISM capitalist society STUDENT MOVEMENT.

Li Chiang “SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY” Wen

P.S. BULLCRAP Regards to Andrew THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

The STEVE BALLMER bastard who wrote this article. You can SUCK COCKS IN HELL! punch him if you ASS want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “KU KLUX KLAN” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HONKY saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my ASSWIPE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DICK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CLUSTERFUCK and PISS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MOCKIE BAND WITH 4 SIGMUND FREUD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKING HORSE! DICK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DICK'S HOUSE

How WARNER MUSIC GROUP to PUSSY cure SHITHEAD the CUNT Tourette's YOU WANKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASSWIPE for SUCK MY DICK Tourette's SHITFUCKER Syndrome FENCE JUMPER is DICK following DAMN these BLUMPKIN rules HELL in DONKEY DICK order:

• 1: Avoid SUCK MY COCK immature NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! little BUGGER OFF kids,
• 2: Count to SONNY BILL WILLIAMS within TITMOUSE 10 FLYING RAT'S ASSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your YOU WANKER PENISFUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS nor COCKSUCKER talk,
• 4: Tell [EXPLETIVE] yourself you PUSSY don't I CAN AFFORD FOOD have HENTAI this GOD DAMMIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCK OFF WITH NASTY GOD DAMN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MAMA MIA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DICK last straw COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT!

I fucking put DAMN' my comment at the TOP OF THE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PEARL NECKLACE the TOP OF DONGSHOVER THIS MILF ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITFACE offensive. PISS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SEX people who try ASSCRACK to battle GRAPE PENIS'WANK that tight-ass FAGGOT 17-year-GOD DAMN—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BELLEND it now, but someone said DAMN' SOD OFF GOD DAMMIT'DAMN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BULLSHIT is a laughing HOT GRITS matter. Plus there BASTARD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITHEAD Uncyclopedia, there are DOUGHNUT PUNCHER articles DICK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITSLIDE stuff. So SHITE that means YOU WANKER stop getting mad at the BEAVER first part too and CHENEY talking about the AMERICA ONLINE letter that it's FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK mocking (what COCKSMOKER letter? I don't even know what SAGGY TITS the heck you're talking about). Adrian HONKY hi self DONKEY PUNCHER even made a really KRAUT good point. "It's INCEST nothing more WANK from a head nod to a BITCH knee tick". JIZZ. Which I'll add DAMN onto BITCH saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SACRAMENTO suffer that FUCK YOU much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CHICKEN SHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TRANNY be, because if I were a JERRY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DOUCHING hilarious. If you DAMN Want facts, go on BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSFACE be offended, don't read DIPSHIT the freaking JOHN SMILEY FACE article anyway.

BONER BIRD SHIT SHITE SACRAMENTO NECROPHILIA NIGNOG PENIS INBRED I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS FUCK YOU

JERK OFF BUTTFUCKER WANKSPLAT RIGHTS PENIS TENTACLE RAPE PISS OFF MY ASS BUGGER PENISFUCK SHITFACE OH SHI– DAMN IT JOY BIGNOSE BUTT PIRATE ARSE BIRD SHIT NECROPHILIA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASSHAT WHORE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FELCHING FRED PHELPS AUTOFELLATIO WIKIPEDIA DOUCHING CUNT SHITE PIECE OF SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX HADJI DAMN JOHN SMILEY FACE CUM SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKER CONDOMS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CUNT DICKFACE DAMNATION MOTHERFUCKER FAGGOT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BORDER HOPPER TITMOUSE ASSFACE POMMIE BLUMPKIN VAGINA TITTIES PIG HELL ASS BITCH JACKASS SHIT BITCH AMERICA ONLINE TURD ARSEBADGERS FUCK HORSE PENIS MOCCASINS SUNSHINE BUTTFUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER PAKI WIKIPEDIA PUSSY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK YOU DUMBASS I AM CORNHOLIO! 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ASS MOCKIE CRAPPY MASTURBATION EDITABLE DYK I'LL RAPE YOU HELL BITCH SHIT BULLSHIT INBRED FLYING FUCK CHOAD KISSER BITCH TITWANK CLEVELAND STEAMER CRAPFUCKER SEX HORSE PENIS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ASS CAMEL JOCKEY MALARKY HOLY DUMB FUCK GOD DAMN FEMADOM CHIGGER TWAT OLD CHRIST OF A GIVING HEAD BITCH SON OF A BITCH SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH KIKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER ASSWIPE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CUNTBUCKET HORSE PENIS SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD JIZZ COON MOCKIE WANK SHITPISSER GOD DAMMIT SON OF A BITCH CUNT CHOAD KISSER I AM CORNHOLIO! BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DAMN GOATSE WANKSPLAT CUNT FUDGEPACKER BELLEND ASSWIPE BLUMPKIN DOUCHE RAT'S ASS SHITTY FROG GENITALIA TITS WIGGER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITSLINGING GENITALIA MONKEY SHIT ASSFACE BENSON SUCKS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BUTT PIRATE CROTCH SCROTUM HELL ARSEBADGERS RAT'S COCK PISS BUGGER FUCKBAG NIGNOG SHITE WANKER FROG'S FAT ASS DUMBASS CLEVELAND STEAMER PEDOPHILIA FUCK FUCKHEAD BASTARD BOOBS FUCK A DUCK JAP SUCK A BIG DICK COCKSUCKER CONAN O'BRIAN GIVING HEAD VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK OFF BOLLOCKS DOUCHETITS DOUCHING SEX WOODPECKERSHIT NORTH KOREA BULLSHIT SHITBALLS DUNE COON FROG'S FAT ASS PUSSY DICKHEAD AUTOFELLATIO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MOTHERFUCKER COCK SHITFUCKER BASTARD CUNTRAG BASTARD JUSTIN BIEBER RICK MORANIS PUSSYLICKER VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKSTAIN ASSFACE TESTICLE CHOKE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN TWAT JOHNNY DUMBASS FUCKTARD WIENER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DIRTY SANCHEZ GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CROTCH DIPSHIT INJUN FUCKING A PUSSY FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN ARSE DAMN PISS BASTARD FELCHING CUM LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNT CARPET MUNCHER DAMN NEOPETS WARNER MUSIC GROUP WANK ASSWIPE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUNT ASS CHOAD KISSER SHITBALLS WIKIPEDIA INBRED KIKE TWAT DOT HEAD PISS ARTIST GENITALIA WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FOUR-EYES MOCKIE REDSKIN YOU WANKER DICK BIGNOSE TONY LA RUSSA ORGASM BUTTFUCKER PISS SHITFUCKER MALL SANTA DIPSHIT CUNTBUCKET TACO STRAWBERRY ASS PENIS ON A BUN POLAK NI IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BULLCRAP POOPY COCKSUCKER BLUMPKIN ARSE SHITCOCK POMMIE TOWELHEAD BANGKOK PENISFUCK MARY WHITEHOUSE SEX FUCK NUGGET LOLCAT WOMEN'S RIGHTS WANK DAGO CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKBAG FUCK OFF GOD DAMN ANUSCAKE POO POO BLOWJOB TITS PISS ARTIST ASSHAT DAMN CHUFF BITCH CUM BOOBS CROTCH PEEPEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOB SAGET DAMN IT WALRUS SHIT DIPSHIT DAMN BASTARD BALL SACK CUNT PAKI ASS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PISS UP MY ARSE ARSE WALRUS SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES BORDER HOPPER BIGNOSE BULLSHIT JACKASS SHIT SAGGY TITS WHORE FUCKING TURD BITCH FROG ASS CLUSTERFUCK WANK FUCKSTAIN CUNTBUCKET COON FOUR-EYES JACKASS SHIT HELL COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BULLSHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BOOBIES SNUFF PORN RECTUM RAIDER ORGASM FUCKWIT CHUFF SEMPRINI DIPSHIT DOUCHING GOD DAMN COON LIMEY SEMEN CUNNILINGUS BALL SACK BASTARD PRICK SHITTY FUCK WANKSPLAT TWISTY VAGINA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FEWMETS GRAPE PENIS FUCKSTAIN CUNT ARSE ARFENHOUSE PISS MOCCASINS BENCH PRESS BUGFUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKSTAIN INBRED COCKSTUFFER DIPSHIT DAMN IT WOODPECKERSHIT BAT FUCK INSANE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS BEANER CUNT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHITHEAD BASTARD FUCKSTAIN FUCKING HELL FEWMETS CUNTSWILLING TITS & DICKS MALL SANTA INBRED DICKWAD FUCKWIT BLUMPKIN CROTCH BENCH PRESS INJUN DONGSHOVER YID JUSTIN BIEBER BLOWJOB BASTARD CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCKING BASEBALL SAND NIGGER FUCK RAT'S COCK SOD OFF SHIT POMMIE FLYING RAT'S ASS MASTURBATION VAGINA PUSSY QUEEF COCKSMOKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNT BOOBIES BASTARD PUSSY I WILL END YOU! BOOBS FUCKHEAD SHIT CUNT GOATSE PRICK SHITFACE CRAPMUNCHER WOODPECKERSHIT CRAPPY RAT'S COCK FUCKTARD JERRY BITCH NAZI PUSSYLICKER WANKSPLAT OSTRICH MY ASS FIST FUCK GOD DAMN CUNT FELCHING POLAK RAPE BOON HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JENKEM SHITCOCK WIGGER PORCH MONKEY I'LL RAPE YOU BULLSHIT HELLFUCKER VAGINA LOLCAT BASTARD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DAMN IT PIECE OF SHIT SHITFUCKER NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! LET'S SHIT ASSFACE HOSER TWAT TITTIES CLUSTERFUCK JACK ABRAMOFF DUMBASS DIPSHIT PRICK PORCUPINE'S BALLS WETBACK SOD OFF CAMEL FUCKER SHITE HENTAI I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE JACKASS SHIT CUNT COCKSHITTER GO HOME AND DIE GARBAGE DAY! ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DOUCHE MICK FUCKING JUMP! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSHAT PISS PORCUPINE'S BALLS JACKASS SHAKOPEE DIPSHIT SUGARTITS WARNER MUSIC GROUP PRICK HADJI CRAPMUNCHER POLACK BAD MOTHERFUCKER WANK CUNNILINGUS FRAK CAMEL FUCKER GIVING HEAD SHIT TAFFY NEOPETS BONER REDSKIN BASTARD FUCK OFF ASSCRACK BOOBS HELL CLUSTERFUCK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FLYING FUCK DICKFACE BLOWJOB POLAK WANK ART METAL PRODUCTS GANGBANG CHINK STRAWBERRY ASS FUCKBAG WANK SHIT NIGGER TITS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BITCH DUMBASS JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCK PUSSY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST RAPE ORGASM JERRY BLUE PENIS! FUCK A DUCK SIGMUND FREUD ASSHOLE TITS GANGBANG HITLER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ASSHOLE SHITBALLS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TOTAL BOOBIES FUCK YOU PISS BALL SACK SHITE MAMA MIA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MOTHERFUCKER LET'S SHIT PISS MALL SANTA JOHN SMILEY FACE SHIT VAGINA WANKSPLAT ASSHAT ASSHOLE GOD DAMMIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CLEVELAND STEAMER PISSHOLE BALL SACK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKING A BITCH PISS OFF TWAT EMO BUTTFUCKER BOON FUCK DICK CHICKEN RAPE PISS SEX JACKASS SHIT ARSE WANK FENCE JUMPER RAT'S ASS ASSCRACK PISS OFF MY ASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASSFACE BITCH SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU ASSCRACK INCEST NIGNOG FUCK YOU BALL SACK BALL SACK BLOWJOB HOSER ASSHAT ASSFACE JUNGLE BUNNY DUMBASS FUCKHEAD SHITPISSER BONER COON GOD BLESS AMERICA KRAUT LOGJAMMER COON GYPSY SHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE FUCKWIT TOSSER QUEEF BALLS GENITALIA CHENEY FUCKING FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN PISS DAMN GOD DAMMIT MILF PUSSY ASSHOLE FUCKER FUCK YOU CROTCH CUNT FUCK FIST FUCK GOD DAMN BITCH CHOAD MACACA GOD DAMN CHICKEN FRIES COCKSTUFFER CLEMEN BULLSHIT ASSHOLE FELLATIO MOLDY TITS TWISTY VAGINA DAMN WANK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS I AM CORNHOLIO! CUNNILINGUS PENIS CUNTYMINTS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! HELL DUMBASS RICK MORANIS SHITTY NICARAGUA ORGASM MILF FENCE JUMPER CRAPPY CLIT PRICK SHIT SHITSLINGING TURD PISS OFF COCKSTUFFER TOWELHEAD TITWANK DICKHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER FRIG QUEEF BOOBIES AUTOFELLATIO CHINK FRIG ARSEBADGERS SHITFUCKER CHRISTHUMPER RAT'S COCK COCKSMOKER HELL KNOBJOCKEY CRAPMUNCHER ASS 30 CASES OF PICKLES 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT TITTIES GANGBANG DICK COCKSMOKER ASS CUNNILINGUS TITS SHITFUCKER GRINGO SCUMBAG I RAPE WALRUSES! JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BAT FUCK INSANE DONKEY PUNCHER GENITALIA O CANADA FLYING FUCK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BONER SHUT UP, MEG! DICKFACE HELL WIKIPEDIA SHITE WIGGER DAMN FUCKHEAD HITLER POWERSHIT CRAPMUNCHER TWAT ASS DICK TITS SEX DOUCHING CHICKEN SHIT JACKASS SHITHEAD BUGFUCK SHITFUCKER TITTYWANK BULLSHIT PIG JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE MARY WHITEHOUSE SMEG FUCK HELL AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI RAT'S COCK DICKFACE FUCKING BASEBALL TURD pen0r AUTOFELLATIO DOUCHING BALL SACK TRANNY BULLSHIT SHITFUCKER BIGNOSE DAMN IT WHITE POWER CHUFF FUCK SHIT WILLY WONKA ASS SHITTY BIRD SHIT FUCKING JUMP! SHITE AUTOFELLATIO FUCK FUCKHEAD BASTARD DIPSHIT SLOPE BAD MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN SPANK THE MONKEY NIPPLES COCKGOBLIN GOD DAMMIT PIG GIVING HEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSBANDIT DOUCHEBAG SPUNK JUNGLE BUNNY BOLLOCKS DICKFACE FUCKWIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DIPSHIT TITTIES FUCKHEAD DICKHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITSKIN ASS CHAV TIBET BULLSHIT FRAK SHITSKIN ASS CAMEL JOCKEY URINE-GARGLING AUTOFELLATIO VAGINA PISS OFF DONKEY DICK POOPOO SHITFACE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DOUCHING COON DICK PISS ARTIST BITCH DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! AUTOFELLATIO TITS & DICKS ASSHAT POLESMOKER DONKEY DICK FELLATIO CUNT WANK GOD DAMN SHITFACE KIKE BLOWJOB Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! NIGGER BIRD SHIT BUTT-HOLE FUCKTARD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CUM TRANNY AMERICA ONLINE FUCKTARD BITCH CONDOMS CRAPFUCKER FUCK YOU GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FUCK YOU CUNT FRED PHELPS QUEEF RAGHEAD FUCK SHITFACE WIGGER SHITBALLS PAKI PISS DOM DeLUISE FUCK TOWELHEAD SHITFACE SEMEN KRAUT BEAVER JACKASS CHUFF FUCKING SHITPISSER CROTCH DUMBASS WOP PUSSYLICKER ASSHAT TITTIES NEOPETS CHINK HELL PEDOPHILIA MOLDY TITS FUCK PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! BULLSHIT HOSER WEHATEMARIO ASSFACE YOU WANKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GOD DAMMIT DICKHEAD WIENER FAGGOT CUNTYMINTS GIVING HEAD ASSFACE TWAT NIPPLES ASS FUCKTARD SHITE BITCH SON OF A BITCH FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FELCHMONKEY DAMN DAMN AY-AY-AY WIKIPEDIA NIGGER FUCKWIT FUCK OFF OH SHI– WIKIPEDIA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HELL FELCHING RAT'S COCK ASSFACE SHITHEAD BEAVER GOD DAMN BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BULLSHIT FUCKTARD BUTTFUCKER SHITE KAFFIR 666 BALLS INBRED PENIS ON A BUN DILDO SHIT SHITCOCK CHIGGER MOTHERFUCKER FASHION BUG ASSWIPE BATMAN & ROBIN BUGGER INBRED ASSFACE 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKFACE DILDO SON OF A BITCH ANAL INJUN FUCKSTAIN FAG CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKSTAIN BLUMPKIN FRIG DIPSHIT LET'S SHIT TAMPONS FUCKHEAD DICKFACE DOUCHETITS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

INJUN I WILL END YOU! SAND NIGGER SHITFUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CLEVELAND STEAMER NI FUCK POLAK DICKLICK MILF GOD DAMMIT JOHNNY TITS CUNT BUKKAKE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PECKERHEAD DAMN SEX PISS RAT'S COCK SHIT RAGHEAD CHRISTHUMPER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JACK OFF PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! ANAL FUCKHEAD SHIT MARCH OF FLAMES SHITE CHOAD ABO JUNGLE BUNNY GOBSHITE FUCKHEAD FUCK YOU POLACK FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS RAT'S COCK FUCKBAG TACO Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GO COUNT YOUR DICK and with the AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! and his PORCH MONKEY of girraffes in which KAFFIR while reading about I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FLYING RAT'S ASS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS