Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CUNTRAG'DOUCHEBAG'PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS'TITS'YOU WANKER'BUTTFUCKER'SON OF A BITCH Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CLUSTERFUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder GENITALIA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CRAP, sudden REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements EAT MY SHIT! or BUTTFUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JOHN ELWAY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CUNT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BRITNEY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken WANKSPLAT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DILDO CUNTYMINTS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI utterFUCKance of socially PISSHOLE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKFUCKFUCK television programs to address FAG Tourette's syndrome.

SHITCUNTING Tourette's is TWAT not to be KIKE confused with SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BOOBS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! random CHIGGER disorientation, culturally-DUMBASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BOOBS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SON OF A BITCH language, HELL and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKSTAIN SNUFF PORN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BASTARD souvenir shoppes and massive UNITED KINGDOM quantities FUCKFACE of ANAL DIABETES ASS garbage.

Darnit.

A COON Polite Note to the PEARL NECKLACE Author:

The I WILL END YOU! Tourette's NAZI Research Institute was SCROTUM founded to IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!!.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CROTCH Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FIRECROTCH article ASSRAPING funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BLOWJOB I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKING changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JACK OFF.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DONKEY PUNCHER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of LIKE FATHER LIKE SON Tourrette's sufferers JAP swear. You can PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PENISPENISPENIS!!! TV, for always focusing on the FRENCH TICKLER bad side of a terrible FUCKING JUMP! thing.
• The main PRICK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSHAT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GOD DAMN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CLEMEN knee CUNTYMINTS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is HELLFIRE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DIPSHIT school for TITS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKER sufferers to become PORCH MONKEY manically depressed and BITCH commit SHITFUCKER suicide.
• There is no BUGFUCK cure, and the SHITSLINGING drugs that are available to, "calm" the CROTCH tics often have adverse MONKEY SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BLISTERING BARNACLES perodol" which caused my entire TWAT body to go CAMEL JOCKEY numb and NIPPLES basically made it NIGGA! worse than KIKE it is without the PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE drug.

I am an active member of a WANK tourette syndrome WANK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PEDOPHILIA the PISS ARTIST public view of Tourettes as a "GOD DAMMIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MAMA MIA much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHIT sorry for ASSFACE "hi-jacking" your PENISBIRD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DOUCHING this that really SLOPE annoys me. I am working towards a BONER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DUMBASS, and making fun of a CUNT horrible disorder is (not) pen0r funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BAD MOTHERFUCKER time.

Best CLEMEN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASSHOLE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT PROTESTS reply

As LHASA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MINORITIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DEMOCRACY degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBET countries. When showing STUDENT PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONASTERIES in countries DIMETHYL GLYCOL leadership, those problems does not POISON IN TOOTHPASTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FALUN GONG byproduct of your WIKIPEDIA capitalist society GOVERNMENT FILTERS.

Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. MOTHERFUCKER Regards to Andrew TWAT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The SHITFACE bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKHEAD punch him if you BORDER HOPPER want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not UNITED KINGDOM white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCK saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my PISS ARTIST intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CRAP Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FLAMING ASS BADGER and RAT'S ASS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WOODPECKERSHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITPISSER BAND WITH 4 SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITTY HORSE! CRAP IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CRAP'S HOUSE

How CTHULHU FHTAGN to BONER cure THONG TASTER the MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE Tourette's DOUCHING Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DAMN for AUTOFELLATIO Tourette's DAMMIT Syndrome TOURETTE'S IS FUN is TOTAL following CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR these COCKSUCKER rules PISS in HELL order:

• 1: Avoid PUSSY immature CLUSTERFUCK little TITWANK kids,
• 2: Count to MOTHERFUCKER within SHIT 10 FUCKERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DIPSHIT DAMMIT ALF nor PISS ARTIST talk,
• 4: Tell DAMN yourself you FUCKER don't CUNT have NIGNOG this COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BULLSHIT WITH NASTY SPIC DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CRAP last straw SHITE!

I fucking put GENITALIA' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASS FASCIST the TOP OF CAMEL FUCKER THIS FUCKING ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY offensive. MOZILLA FIREFOX. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TWAT people who try VAGINA to battle INBRED'CRAP that tight-ass NECROPHILIA 17-year-DYKE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MALARKY it now, but someone said SHIT' JACK OFF PORCH MONKEY'FROG on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASS FASCIST is a laughing WIENER matter. Plus there SHITFACE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SOD OFF Uncyclopedia, there are BASTARD articles [Insert swear here] about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching NIGGER stuff. So CHING CHONG CHINK that means ASS stop getting mad at the BEAVER first part too and SHIT talking about the TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK letter that it's O CANADA mocking (what ASSFACE letter? I don't even know what ANAL DIABETES the heck you're talking about). Adrian POLACK hi self RECTUM RAIDER even made a really IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! good point. "It's ASS nothing more ASS from a head nod to a SHITTY knee tick". MALARKY. Which I'll add MOTHERFUCKER onto MOTHERFUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CUNTSWILLING suffer that FRENCH TICKLER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BIGNOSE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BUNG-HOLE be, because if I were a CUNTBUCKET Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHIT hilarious. If you SHITCOCK Want facts, go on HOLY DUMB FUCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DOUCHE be offended, don't read CLIT the freaking I WILL END YOU! article anyway.

CUNTBUCKET FUCKER BEAVER SHITBALLS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! BIGNOSE INBRED DICKHEAD PENIS ON A BUN BUGFUCK

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PENIS DICKHEAD DYKE FLYING FUCK SEX TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BASTARD PUNANI FAGGOT INJUN NIGGER FUCKSTAIN SHIT CUNT FUCKER FUCK NUGGET NICARAGUA FUCKSTAIN DOM DeLUISE JUSTIN BIEBER SHITFACE BULLSHIT INBRED DOT HEAD CUNTSWILLING CUNNILINGUS [EXPLETIVE] CUNTRAG BITCH GARBAGE DAY! NIPPLES NIPPLES DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! HELL CANDY DICKHEAD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT pen0r WOP SHITCUNTING SHITBALLS URINE-GARGLING BLISTERING BARNACLES SAND NIGGER MOCCASINS CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM PRICK PEEPEE JACKASS SHIT 666 BIRD IN THE HOUSE MAMA MIA BORDER HOPPER POMMIE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JERK OFF TITS PORCH MONKEY CAMEL JOCKEY SHIT BITCH TIMBER NIGGER GIVING HEAD PISS UP MY ARSE BALLS GOD DAMN DOG SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WIENER CLEMEN FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS PISSHOLE SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY NECROPHILIA BUKKAKE GOD DAMMIT DAMN IT FLYING RAT'S ASS RAT'S COCK JACKASS TIMBER NIGGER SHITSKIN NAZI JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GENITALIA CROTCH ASSHOLE CUNT ASSFACE CHOAD GOD DAMN FAGGOT FALUN GONG FIST FUCK DAMMIT CHINK DILDO CARPET MUNCHER TWAT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA HELL FUCKHEAD BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCK BULLSHIT SEMEN RAT'S ASS DICK REBECCA BLACK SAGGY TITS JUMPING JESUS!!! DELICIOUS CAKE FUCKTARD WANKSPLAT NORTH KOREA BLISTERING BARNACLES SOD FELLATIO MARY WHITEHOUSE GOD DAMN WANKER FIRECROTCH WIENER POLACK YOU WANKER GRIS PENIS DUMBASS SHITFACE TITS GOATSE CHINK BIG FOOT BUGGER OFF DIRTY SANCHEZ RAGHEAD HOMO GRAPE PENIS FRIG FUCK AUTOFELLATIO HEIL HITLER! ASS DUNE COON DICKWAD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BLISTERING BARNACLES DAMMIT FUCKWIT suck my mothers HELL CUNTSWILLING YOU WANKER DAMMIT WIGGER KRAUT CLEVELAND STEAMER RAGHEAD JIGGABOO EMO BUNG-HOLE JAP DICK CHINK BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKTARD FUCKING BASTARD FUCK CUNT LAPPER POMMIE GRIS DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT FLYING FUCK CHAV BOOBIES DOM DeLUISE DAMN FEMADOM PUSSY MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY HOSER INCEST TESTICLE CHOKE BULLSHIT FUCKSTAIN CANNED QUOTE CUNT SHITHEAD SEMEN FUCKWIT FUCK DYKE ASS PISS OFF COON FUCKER BELGIUM FUCKING JUMP! SCUMBAG GANGBANG DAMN IT HUMAN RIGHTS BASTARD CUNNILINGUS 666 GARBAGE DAY! BUKKAKE SHIT INCEST JAP MALARKY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DAMN SHIT BUGFUCK WIKIPEDIA JUNGLE BUNNY WIGGER DOUCHING CHING CHONG CHINK SHITBALLS HELLFUCKER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CHIGGER BOON COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BALLS DICKFACE WHITE PEOPLE BITCH COCKSHITTER MALARKY PISS ARTIST DICK CAMEL JOCKEY CHENEY ANAL DIABETES BUGGER OFF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NIGGER TITS [EXPLETIVE] PRICK BOLLOCKS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JERK OFF ASSFACE HELLFIRE CAMEL FUCKER FUCKWIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SLITTY EYES DOM DeLUISE MONKEY BALLS PENIS JACKASS HENTAI SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNT SCUMBAG DICKHEAD AUTOFELLATIO GRIS CUNT CUNT LAPPER EPIDIDYMIS DILDO MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! LUV FOUR-EYES BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FROG'S FAT ASS ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHIT JERRY RAPE SHIT HELL ARSEBADGERS RUSKIE KIDDY FIDDLER JACKASS TOSSER JIGGABOO FUCKTARD HOMO PEDOPHILIA WANK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WOP BOLLOCKS ASSFACE CUNT FUCKSTAIN YOUR MOM DOG FUCKER BASTARD ASSHOLE TITS & DICKS I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE BAD MOTHERFUCKER SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKING A WARNER MUSIC GROUP RAPE WIENER ABO PRICK HELL CARPET MUNCHER GYPSY BULLSHIT DYKE FUCKTARD SHIT WANKSPLAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JERK OFF CONDOMS [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] CLUSTERFUCK DICK TITS BIGNOSE JESSE McCARTNEY TESTICLE CHOKE YOUR MOM ASS SEX TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE KNOBJOCKEY SHITSLINGING FUCK YOU BLOWJOB BUGFUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BULLSHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASS DAGO FLYING FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK TITTIES ASS CHUFF JACK ABRAMOFF PISSHOLE FUCK SPIC LIKE FATHER LIKE SON I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT CLUSTERFUCK TITS DICKWAD YOU WANKER PICKANINNY suck my mothers SHIT SHITTY NIGNOG SHITTY TWAT JACK OFF DICKWAD AUTOFELLATIO ANAL CROTCH CHUFF ASSCRACK SHITCOCK CHOAD CUNT PISS OFF DUMBASS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DOUCHE DILDO MILF POLACK DICKHEAD CHOAD FUCK CONDOMS SHIT LIKE A HORSE SON OF A BITCH SHITBALLS CHINK JACK OFF DUMBASS DAGO BOOBIES RAT'S ASS HELL JAP CLIT MOLDY TITS PROLES MICK DELICIOUS CAKE PUNANI DOUCHEBAG MOTHERFUCKER BOOBS PISS OFF IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASSFACE BUTTFUCKER PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKING A BUTTFUCKER O KURWA! SHITFUCKER WEHATEMARIO HADJI DILDO DICKWAD VAGINA BLUMPKIN FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH PICKANINNY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BAD MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG DICKLICK DAMN FAGGOT BUTT-HOLE CHOAD DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN BEAVER DAMN GOD DAMN FUCKTARD SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASSFACE COCKSUCKER I AM CORNHOLIO! WARNER MUSIC GROUP DOUCHE NECROPHILIA CHAV FUCKWIT TITS & DICKS ASSHAT SPANK THE MONKEY STEVE BALLMER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PISS OFF CUNTRAG ASSHOLE BASTARD NAZI ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PISS OFF POLAK FUCKING BOOBS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHIT HELLFUCKER FUCKFUCKFUCK BOON BOON DOM DeLUISE CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DAMN FELCHING SHITTY DOUCHING INCEST HELLFUCKER DOUCHE RAGHEAD NIGNOG BASTARD DONALD RUMSFELD CLUSTERFUCK POO POO BLOWJOB BELLEND FROG'S FAT ASS YOU WANKER PISSHOLE DYKE BASTARD TOSSER CRAPPY FUCKSTAIN DICK IN A BOX FUCKER LENS CRAFTERS JIGGABOO POWERSHIT [Insert stupid word you just made up here] SON OF A BITCH FRED PHELPS SMEG FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASS FLAMING ASS BADGER WANK JERK OFF DAMN WALRUS SHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNNILINGUS PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS SOD FUCK OFF PISS OFF SEX JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST INBRED HEIL HITLER! SAMUEL L. JACKSON GOD DAMMIT NICARAGUA SAND NIGGER AUTOFELLATIO TITS & DICKS JACK OFF HADJI GANGBANG PECKERHEAD FRAK POLESMOKER DICKHEAD ART METAL PRODUCTS VAGINA CUNTSWILLING ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA INJUN SUCK A BIG DICK JACKASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT BUNG-HOLE FUCKBAG GRAPE PENIS ART METAL PRODUCTS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! YID FUCKSTAIN JAP SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CRAPPY FUCK OFF FUCKWIT MILF ASSHAT JOHNNY CHOAD TITTIES NIGGER SHITFUCKER HO CONDOMS GENITALIA SHITFACE WANK I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE HENTAI ASSHOLE BLUMPKIN BOLLOCKS BUTT-HEAD FUCKER SUCK MY COCK BULLSHIT TITWANK PAKI DOUCHE ASS FASCIST 4CHAN FUCKWIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASS YOU WANKER NI FLAMING ASS BADGER SON OF A BITCH SHIT SHITFUCKER SHITHEAD CUNT LAPPER NEGRO CRAPMUNCHER KIDDY FIDDLER DUMBASS FUCK OFF I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING HELL HAIL SATAN! SHITE CROTCH CLUSTERFUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK CRAPPY BITCH NIGNOG BASTARD BANGKOK SPICY CUNT FUCK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCKING A CRAP ON A STICK SHIT AUTOFELLATIO HOMO BUTT PIRATE DIPSHIT SEMEN SPICY CUNT FUCK DAMN CRAPFUCKER NIPPLES FROG KIKE NICARAGUA EPIDIDYMIS PIECE OF SHIT PISS FUCKHEAD MOCCASINS WANK YOU WANKER DAMN IT SHITE OH SHI– JAP INCEST SHITHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT SPANK THE MONKEY FENCE JUMPER WHORE BALLS FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BITCH MARCH OF FLAMES DAMN SCROTUM FLUFFY CLOUD DONKEY PUNCHER ASSCRACK WIENER INBRED TITTIES TAMPON IN MY ASS PEDOPHILIA DAMN DIPSHIT TITTIES RAT'S COCK SHITTY CUNT DICKHEAD TURD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITSLINGING SLOPE DILDO CHUFF MUGABE'S MOMMA VAGINA BUNG-HOLE KIKE FUCKING JUMP! LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FEMADOM DOG FUCKER DARTH VADER WANK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES TIT DIRT SWIMMING POOL PEDOPHILIA DIPSHIT WANK SHITE DUMBASS OSTRICH MY ASS CLEMEN WANK GRINGO SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSWIPE SHITCUNTING ANUSCAKE HORSE SHIT FROG GARBAGE DAY! FUCK TWAT ASSCRACK BITCH CUNT GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITE FUCK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CC PLZ BOOBS COCKSTUFFER FUCKFACE OH SHI– MONKEY SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS SHITFACE SHITTY CHIGGER YID FUCKWIT BATMAN & ROBIN FIST FUCK SON OF A BITCH ORGASM SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FROG'S FAT ASS PISS CLIT DICK HOLY DUMB FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE TITWANK FUCK GANGBANG TOWELHEAD RAPE FLYING FUCK PIG FELCHING CHOAD SCUMBUCKET TWAT HELL JIGGABOO BUTTFUCKER TWAT JACK OFF BULLCRAP INJUN GREASER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DARTH VADER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PISSHOLE JIGGABOO FUCKING ASS DAMN IT TESTICLE CHOKE JACK OFF MOCCASINS MOTHERFUCKER DAMN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TRANNY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PENISBIRD FLYING FUCK CHOAD SIGMUND FREUD NIGNOG FUCKING A FUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHIT PEEPEE PISS BUTTFUCKER MICK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKER ABO FUCKWIT SEX CLEMEN FROG'S FAT ASS BOOBS FIRECROTCH MALARKY SHITHEAD SCUMBAG BASTARD BULLSHIT ASSCRACK INBRED MOTHERFUCKER POLESMOKER CUNT ASSHAT CHOAD MAMA MIA WOP SHITHEAD BITCH FUCK SHITHEAD YOU DOUCHEBAG SPANK THE MONKEY DICKLICK NECROPHILIA WIKIPEDIA P'KANG ABO NEGRO GOD DAMMIT FUCK JACK ABRAMOFF VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK ASSFACE SHITCOCK DICKHEAD FENCE JUMPER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT ASSHAT CROTCH DAMN FUCKHEAD FUCKTARD 666 MOCKIE BIGNOSE WIENER FUCKWIT JIZZ JOHN SMILEY FACE PIECE OF SHIT FRIG CLEMEN VENEREAL DISEASE GOD DAMN WANK I'LL RAPE YOU GOATSE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CHOAD WILLY WONKA RAT'S ASS GOOK 30 CASES OF PICKLES TOWELHEAD CUNNILINGUS STEVE BALLMER TITWANK SOD CANNED QUOTE BORDER HOPPER DICKHEAD AUTOFELLATIO TITWANK CRAPPY WANK WANK SAGGY TITS BULLCRAP SHITFACE BIGNOSE FAG BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER CHOAD NECROPHILIA BASTARD ASSFACE suck my mothers MARGARET THATCHER SHIT OUT OF MY DICK FROG FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU DAMN NECROPHILIA COCK CHOAD CUNTBUCKET COMMUNIST DILDO CHIGGER HIGH WAGES EPIDIDYMIS I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE YUKY DOODY RAT'S ASS DICK TITS 30 CASES OF PICKLES CUNT COCKSUCKER DOT HEAD SCROTUM JESSE McCARTNEY BITCH MICK BLISTERING BARNACLES GOD DAMMIT RAT'S COCK AUTOFELLATIO WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CUNT ARSE HITLER WANK CUNT CRAPPER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GOD DAMMIT DIMETHYL GLYCOL SCUMBUCKET BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink NIGGER CLEMEN SOD OFF PUSSY CRAPPY CLEMEN DONKEY DICK SHIT IN SACREMENT BOOBS ASSWIPE SHITFACE JACK OFF HELL SHITE SHITFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TITWANK ASSCRACK SHITTY VAGINA FLYING FUCK DICK CHICKEN TITTYWANK GOATSE OSTRICH MY ASS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

BUKKAKE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKSTAIN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE GOD DAMMIT YOU WANKER CLUSTERFUCK BOON FUCKSTAIN SHITFUCKER ASSFACE PICKANINNY DILDO MOCCASINS BALLS INCEST CRAP CHOAD COON FUCK SAGGY TITS JACKASS STRAWBERRY ASS FUCKHEAD PIGFUCKER INCEST CUNT ASSFACE HADJI PEEPEE MAMA MIA ASS BUTTFUCKER ARSE MOCKIE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT HELL ARSE HENTAI ASSCRACK BAD MOTHERFUCKER DELICIOUS CAKE MARGARET THATCHER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCK YOU LHASA SHITFACE CLUSTERFUCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHIT FUCKING JUMP! FELLATIO SHITFACE MONKEY SHIT BLOWJOB SCUMBUCKET Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JIZZ and with the BASTARD and his MALARKY of girraffes in which NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! while reading about BOB SAGET!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A