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For those without CLEMEN comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a DAMMIT article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! neurochemical FUCK disorder MY ANUS IS BLEEDING characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WANK, sudden WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements RUSKIE or PISS ARTIST vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly EDITABLE DYK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GRINGO way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PORCH MONKEY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PIECE OF SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSRAPING words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MOTHERFUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially COCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DICKFACE television programs to address JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Tourette's syndrome.

WOODPECKERSHIT Tourette's is BOB SAGET not to be FUCKHEAD confused with WIKIPEDIA Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DONGSHOVER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DICKLICK random PRICK disorientation, culturally-CHOAD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BUNG-HOLE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKING language, BEAVER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASS POMMIE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky AY-AY-AY souvenir shoppes and massive DIPSHIT quantities GANGBANG of ANAL DIABETES SHITCOCK garbage.

Darnit.

A MOZILLA FIREFOX Polite Note to the MOZILLA FIREFOX Author:

The LET'S SHIT Tourette's JACKASS SHIT Research Institute was MAMA MIA founded to WALRUS SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FROG'S FAT ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CHOAD KISSER article DICKHEAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FAG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FROG'S FAT ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DICKHEAD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GIVING HEAD Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of HELLFUCKER Tourrette's sufferers TWAT swear. You can RAT'S COCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TWISTY VAGINA TV, for always focusing on the 666 bad side of a terrible CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE thing.
  • The main KRAUT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PRICK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DONKEY DICK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DOUCHE knee EPIDIDYMIS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is P'KANG no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WANK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at COCK school for DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage YOU WANKER sufferers to become BONER manically depressed and FUCK YOU commit GYPSY suicide.
  • There is no ASSRAPING cure, and the TITS drugs that are available to, "calm" the BUTT PIRATE tics often have adverse MARCH OF FLAMES side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK perodol" which caused my entire KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH body to go I RAPE WALRUSES! numb and BUNG-HOLE basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASS LICKER it is without the TITS drug.

I am an active member of a ASS LICKER tourette syndrome DAMN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DONKEY PUNCHER the FLYING RAT'S ASS public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKING JUMP! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PISS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MOTHERFUCKER sorry for COCK "hi-jacking" your POOPOO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BITCH this that really PISS annoys me. I am working towards a NORTH KOREA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this RAGHEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKWIT, and making fun of a SEX horrible disorder is (not) NIGGER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PISS OFF time.

Best DOT HEAD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKFACE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHTS reply

As SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are WIKIPEDIA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBET Westerners show is not an GOOGLE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIVER CRABS SUCK degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA IS CAPITALIST countries. When showing UIGURS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT PROTESTS in countries STUDENT PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not TIBETAN BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHT WING byproduct of your CAPITALISM capitalist society UIGURS.

Li Chiang “INDIA HAS NUKES” Wen

P.S. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS Regards to Andrew CRAP ON A STICK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The HONKY bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNT punch him if you ORGASM want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this HIV NEGATIVE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with BRITAIN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “CECIL JOHN RHODES” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHIT saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my MICK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WANK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CUNNILINGUS and VAGINA playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CRACKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) 666 BAND WITH 4 JACKASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASS HORSE! WANK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WANK'S HOUSE

How PRICK to SCUMBUCKET cure TWAT the FUCKFACE Tourette's CARPET MUNCHER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PISS ARTIST for DILDO Tourette's AMERICA ONLINE Syndrome COCKSMOKER is BELGIUM following SCUMBAG these ASSHOLE rules BUGGER OFF in SPRINKLES order:

  • 1: Avoid SUCK MY DICK immature FUCKSTAIN little DAGO kids,
  • 2: Count to DAMN within PUSSY 10 CUNTSWILLINGseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your POLAK BUTT PIRATE TIMBER NIGGER nor DIPSHIT talk,
  • 4: Tell DAMN yourself you ASSWIPE don't DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! have BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA this TWAT disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK COON WITH NASTY GYPSY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WANK last straw ELECTION!

I fucking put RAT'S ASS' my comment at the TOP OF THE JOHN ELWAY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BIGNOSE the TOP OF AMERICA ONLINE THIS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HELL offensive. O KURWA!. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TITS people who try DOUCHING to battle FUCKING'FUCKFACE that tight-ass FUCKING 17-year-HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BUGGER OFF it now, but someone said DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!!' WANK ASSFACE'BULLSHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING TOTAL is a laughing MARGARET THATCHER matter. Plus there I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITTY Uncyclopedia, there are DOG SHIT articles BUTT-HOLE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DIRTY SANCHEZ stuff. So FUCKER that means DAMN IT stop getting mad at the BASTARD first part too and BITCH talking about the BELLEND letter that it's PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM mocking (what HELL letter? I don't even know what DAMNATION the heck you're talking about). Adrian PENISFUCK hi self TWAT even made a really FUCKING good point. "It's FUCKING nothing more COCKSMOKER from a head nod to a SEMPRINI knee tick". BALL SACK. Which I'll add BITCH onto RAT'S COCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASS suffer that CHICKEN SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BITCH it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to WIKIPEDIA be, because if I were a BUTTFUCKER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HOT GRITS hilarious. If you IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK Want facts, go on BITCH Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SCROTUM be offended, don't read JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST the freaking TAFFY article anyway.

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DICKFACE BONER NIGGER TITS SEMEN PISS OFF DUNE COON CRAPPY HOLY DUMB FUCK JUNGLE BUNNY DAMN PISS OFF JOHNNY SHIT GOD DAMN SPICY CUNT FUCK PISS ARTIST CUNT TITTIES BOOBIES INCEST MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER ASS DUMBASS TACO SPUNK SHITSKIN I WILL KILL YOU! DEVELOPERS! WOMEN'S RIGHTS CUNTBUCKET AMERICA'S GREAT! I'LL RAPE YOU SEMEN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST NIGNOG CUNT BOOBS CHIGGER POMMIE WANKER ASS CRAPPY SPUNK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TOWELHEAD FUCKING NECROPHILIA PUSSY CHOAD NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT FUCKBAG NIGGER TITS HOLY DUMB FUCK BLUE PENIS! SUGARTITS JACKASS SHITSLIDE CUNT WIENER NIGGER TITS SHIT DICKHEAD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SEMEN HENTAI ASSHAT PUSSY FUCKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS TRANNY FROG HELLFUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER SEMEN JACKASS SHIT DAMNATION SUGARTITS KNOBJOCKEY SHUT UP, MEG! FLYING RAT'S ASS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive YOU WANKER and with the 30 CASES OF PICKLES and his TOSSER of girraffes in which DICKFACE while reading about ASSRAPING!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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This article is MOTHERFUCKER funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its PISS OFF subject. If you do not find it funny CLUSTER FUCK, it is probably because you are an INBRED PEARL NECKLACE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. NAZI If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a FUCKSTAIN joke loses its humour PEDOPHILIA when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so SCUMBUCKET ignorant, then you wouldn't have COCKSUCKER needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FRITZ FUCK UIGURS CUNT COMMUNIST DILDO!!!!!I <3 COCK