Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DOG SHIT'ORGASM'POLESMOKER'SHITHEAD'CHUFF'SONNY BILL WILLIAMS'SHIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PISS neurochemical FUCK disorder EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKER, sudden JACK OFF m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements NECROPHILIA or CAMEL JOCKEY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKTARD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated RAT'S ASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PENISPENISPENIS!!! include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken STRAWBERRY ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DIRTY SANCHEZ [expletive deleted] words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous NIHILISM utterFUCKance of socially MUGABE HAS AIDS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JOHN SMILEY FACE television programs to address FUCKHEAD Tourette's syndrome.

FUCK Tourette's is ASSHAT not to be POO POO BLOWJOB confused with FLYING RAT'S ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DUMBASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves [Insert yet another person's name here] random SOD OFF disorientation, culturally-ARSE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FAGGOT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKING A language, IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKTARD LOLCAT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSWIPE souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKER quantities O KURWA! of ANAL DIABETES PRICK garbage.

Darnit.

A RIGHTS Polite Note to the FUCKER Author:

The ASS LICKER Tourette's SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Research Institute was QUEEF founded to DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HI, BILLY MAYS HERE article CLEMEN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and INJUN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SPUNK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PEEPEE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TAMPONS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCK YOU Tourrette's sufferers PIG swear. You can TAMPON IN MY ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DICKLICK TV, for always focusing on the GOATSE bad side of a terrible GENITALIA thing.
• The main FUCK OFF symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are 666 involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WANKSPLAT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ORGASM knee FUCKTARD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SAMUEL L. JACKSON no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes COON cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SUCK MY DICK school for FUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PEDOPHILIA sufferers to become BLOWJOB manically depressed and DICK TITS commit JACKASS suicide.
• There is no PRICK cure, and the FEWMETS drugs that are available to, "calm" the BASTARD tics often have adverse FRAK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HORSE SHIT perodol" which caused my entire DOG FUCKER body to go BASTARD numb and GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKTARD it is without the ASS drug.

I am an active member of a SHIT tourette syndrome DICK CHICKEN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSHAT the SHITFACE public view of Tourettes as a "TOSSER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GIVING HEAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITFACE sorry for BOOBIES "hi-jacking" your CUNTING ASSCRACK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like POLESMOKER this that really JAP annoys me. I am working towards a IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DAGO article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK A DUCK, and making fun of a PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! horrible disorder is (not) MOTHERFUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DONGSHOVER time.

Best PIECE OF SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WANK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply

As DALAI LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GRASS MUD HORSE Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those DALAI LAMA countries. When showing AMERICA'S GREAT! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TANK MAN in countries TIBETAN BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not DIMETHYL GLYCOL occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN TOOTHPASTE byproduct of your STUDENT PROTESTS capitalist society RIVER CRABS SUCK.

Li Chiang “POISON IN BABY FORMULA” Wen

P.S. YOU WANKER Regards to Andrew HADJI Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIV NEGATIVE reply

The TITTIES bastard who wrote this article. You can INJUN punch him if you MALARKY want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PRICK saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my NIGGER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHITFACE and MARCH OF FLAMES playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FLYING FUCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DONKEY DICK BAND WITH 4 CUNTBUCKET MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A COCKING FUCKBOROUGH HORSE! FUCKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKER'S HOUSE

How FASHION BUG to RICK MORANIS cure COCKSMOKER the CUNT LAPPER Tourette's SCUMBAG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FLYING RAT'S ASS for JENKEM Tourette's DAMN Syndrome RAPE is MOCCASINS following AMERICA ONLINE these FELLATIO rules ANUSCAKE in BENSON SUCKS order:

• 1: Avoid DAMN IT immature FUCKHEAD little TITS kids,
• 2: Count to SHITHEAD within BASTARD 10 AMERICA ONLINEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your JACKASS GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME MONKEY'S UNCLE nor COCKSMOKER talk,
• 4: Tell NAZI yourself you BIRD SHIT don't BUKKAKE have FRED PHELPS this SHITTING DICK NIPPLES disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FOUR-EYES WITH NASTY FUCKBAG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DOM DeLUISE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKER last straw TWAT!

I fucking put DUMBASS' my comment at the TOP OF THE THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at LET'S SHIT the TOP OF GYPSY THIS MOTHERFUCKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKING JUMP! offensive. CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SPICY CUNT FUCK people who try DICK to battle NECROPHILIA'GYPSY that tight-ass CUNT 17-year-FUCKING—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find WIENER it now, but someone said FLYING FUCK' REDSKIN DICK'JAP on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCK is a laughing FUCK A DUCK matter. Plus there PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on REDSKIN Uncyclopedia, there are BITCH articles OH SHI– about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HATE HATE HAT stuff. So COON that means ASSFACE stop getting mad at the HO first part too and JIZZ talking about the BASTARD letter that it's All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy mocking (what WANK letter? I don't even know what WALRUS SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian HELL hi self ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS even made a really CUNT good point. "It's ASSCRACK nothing more FUCK OFF from a head nod to a ASSHAT knee tick". ROMANIA. Which I'll add FUCKFACE onto WALRUS SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't GOBSHITE suffer that TWAT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes HORSE PENIS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE be, because if I were a DIRTY SANCHEZ Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FELCHING hilarious. If you GOD DAMMIT Want facts, go on HOMO Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSFACE be offended, don't read JACKASS the freaking DICKWAD article anyway.

TITS MOTHERFUCKER BOLLOCKS FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK DOT HEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITFACE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKBAG

BITCH PISS ARTIST SHITFUCKER FUCKING A SHIT HELL HELL FUCKFACE WINDOWS VISTA FROG DOUCHEBAG RAT'S COCK FUCKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU SHITE POLESMOKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP RAPE BITCH SHIT FUCK POLAK PISS ARTIST MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FELCHMONKEY TITS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOAT DICK ASSHOLE NIGGER ASS JENKEM FUCKSTAIN TOSSER SHITTY REBECCA BLACK NAZI FUCKTARD SHITSLINGING DAMMIT POLACK HELL ABO GENITALIA PISS ARTIST PENIS YID SCUMBAG FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH THIS IS A RARE SWEAR POLACK SHITHEAD WANKSPLAT BIGNOSE SHIT ASS PISS OFF MY ASS SHITHEAD TAMPONS FRIG ORGASM WANKER GOD DAMN FUCKFACE PISS OFF HELL CONDOMS WANK CUNT RAGHEAD JACK OFF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS OFF PUSSYLICKER BLESSED DAMN SAINT FUCKHEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKWIT DOG SHIT WETBACK GOD DAMN SHITSKIN FUCKFACE FUCK OFF RAT'S COCK CUNT EUROIPODS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY BENSON SUCKS HOSER DOM DeLUISE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BALL SACK FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS FUCKTARD PENIS FUCK RAPE YOUR MOM BITCH CARPET MUNCHER DOG FUCKER FUCKHEAD SHITBALLS BITCH DOG SHIT FELCHING NAZI SHITCUNTING ART METAL PRODUCTS DEMOCRACY ASSHAT FEMADOM DEVELOPERS! NIGGER FUCK YOU MARGARET THATCHER TITTYWANK KRAUT DAMMIT CUNT SHIT FUCKSTAIN POOPOO NICARAGUA NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK LGBT RIGHTS BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU FUCKTARD SHITPISSER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SUGARTITS SEX SHITHEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSHAT GENITALIA BUGFUCK POKÉMON YOU WANKER SHITE FUCKWIT TITMOUSE FUCK YOU DICKLICK WANKSPLAT FLYING RAT'S ASS LENS CRAFTERS TIMBER NIGGER NAZI ASSFACE PIECE OF SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU SEX LGBT RIGHTS FELCHMONKEY REDNECK BENCH PRESS HONKY TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK BULLSHIT SON OF A BITCH HOSER DICK IN A BOX YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS CROTCH COCKSUCKER SHITE ASS GYPSY VANDAL WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! CLIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH SAND NIGGER DAMMIT FENCE JUMPER DAMMIT FRITZ PROXY SITES YOGHURT CANNON CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST SHITTY SHIT TITS & DICKS SHITTY FUCK FUCKBAG GANGBANG DUNE COON FUCKBAG CRAPMUNCHER I AM CORNHOLIO! PEDOPHILIA TENTACLE RAPE BULLSHIT FUCKHEAD DICKFACE NIGGER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DOG SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DICKWAD DAMMIT SHIT SOD FUCKING A FUCK SON OF A BITCH BEAVER CHIGGER BEAVER FRENCH TICKLER FUCKER BORDER HOPPER DILDO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK WANK BOB SAGET GOD DAMMIT COCKSHITTER SPUNK FUCK FUCKWIT DIRTY SANCHEZ MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN FRITZ ASSFACE MAMA MIA SHITTY TAMPONS BOOBIES DIPSHIT CRAP BALLS MOLDY TITS DICKFACE NIGGER SHITTY WANK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE JERK OFF FUCKING JUMP! HELL FUCK OFF DAMN DIPSHIT CHOAD SUCK MY DICK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA INBRED PIG SHITFACE SHITFACE HORSE SHIT PRICK CUNT BITCH PISS ARTIST DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! INCEST FUCK NUGGET ORGASM NECROPHILIA NIGNOG BITCH MOZILLA FIREFOX TITS BITCH COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BUNG-HOLE ABO BUGGER OFF ALEX TREBEK I WILL END YOU! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSFACE ASSCRACK PISS ARTIST TIMBER NIGGER GOBSHITE FUCKSTAIN CUNTBUCKET PIG FUCK OFF JUNGLE BUNNY BOOBIES WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DAMN CUNT DICKFACE BITCH PRICK CUNT ABO GYPSY SCUMBAG BONER JUSTIN BIEBER BALLS SPIC TACO FUCK GOD DAMN POTTYMOUTH SHITE NIPPLES SLOPE GIVING HEAD PIG EPIDIDYMIS HELL SHIT LET'S SHIT MONKEY BALLS MASTURBATION {{USERNAME}} NIGGER TITS BITCH FUCKING A REBECCA BLACK QUEEF BULLSHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BULLSHIT FELCHING BUTT PIRATE BOLLOCKS RAPE DIRTY SANCHEZ JUNGLE BUNNY DICKHEAD QUEEF SHITE RAT'S ASS JACK OFF TOSSER CONDOMS CRAP ON A STICK DICK CRAP ASS ORGASM SHIT ASS FASCIST CUNT DAMMIT HOT GRITS HOMO SON OF A BITCH I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCKING DAMMIT BRUSH MA TEETH DAMN SOD OFF RAT'S COCK JERRY MALARKY MALL SANTA CLEMEN FUCKFACE INBRED POMMIE DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKSTAIN DOUCHETITS FUCKTARD PUSSY KAFFIR GO HOME AND DIE NIGNOG FUCK OFF DONKEY PUNCHER SHITFACE SHITFACE LET'S SHIT BIGNOSE CAPITALISM DUMBASS BUKKAKE SHIT O CANADA SHIT [expletive deleted] TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKSTAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMN IT DONKEY DICK JACK OFF SUCK MY COCK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! TITTYWANK CROTCH COCK JAP NIGGER FELLATIO TWAT MOTHERFUCKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD TWAT TAMPON IN MY ASS GOAT DICK FUCK NUGGET POMMIE NIGGER CHING CHONG CHINK RAT'S COCK CUNTRAG PIG HADJI CUNT ASS D'OH WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DAMMIT JIGGABOO YOUR MOM GOD DAMMIT BITCH DICK IN A BOX GENITALIA SCROTUM GENITALIA DICK TITS SHITFUCKER BASTARD YOU WANKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCK OFF MOZILLA FIREFOX BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKHEAD JOHNNY CUNTBUCKET PIGFUCKER BOOBIES ASSFACE CUNTRAG MOTHERFUCKER NICARAGUA ANAL FUCKBAG I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH DICK REDNECK BIGNOSE FUCK YOU HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING ASS FUCK BOOBIES PRICK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DANDELIONS JESSE McCARTNEY SHITE GOD DAMN HOSER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BITCH BASTARD BONER BALL SACK ASSHAT SHITTY BOLLOCKS TITTIES FUCK YOU KNOBJOCKEY FUCKSTAIN RAT'S COCK BUTT-HOLE HELL NIPPLES DONALD RUMSFELD DUMBASS JAP DAGO COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PENISFUCK ASS FASCIST LICK PUSSY FUCK AUTOFELLATIO ASSCRACK PENIS ON A STICK PICKANINNY pen0r PENISBIRD ASSHOLE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DICK FELCHING ASSWIPE FUCKWIT FELLATIO BUTTFUCKER ASSWIPE FELCHMONKEY ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCK DIPSHIT DAMN FUCK OFF JACKASS SHIT CHINK SMILES YID HAIL SATAN! DAMN BOOBIES EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BRUSH MA TEETH FUCK OFF SON OF A BITCH YOU WANKER FLYING FUCK BULLSHIT SEX ASS LICKER SHITFACE [Insert yet another person's name here] CRAPMUNCHER FUCKER HELL PISS OFF CAMEL FUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKING WALRUS SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CAMEL JOCKEY RAT'S COCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK PISS OFF FROG'S FAT ASS CHENEY FASHION BUG MASTICATION FOR THE NATION FUCKTARD SHITFACE DONKEY PUNCHER PENIS ON A BUN DOUCHE HELL COMMUNIST DILDO YOU WANKER CHUFF PICKANINNY PISS ARTIST FUCKWIT CUNTBUCKET PISS SEX SHITSLINGING FUCKFACE DILDO DAMN IT BALL SACK ASSCRACK MOLDY TITS COCKSUCKER RUSKIE GOD DAMN DUMBASS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS NIGNOG AMERICA ONLINE FUCK DONKEY DICK JERRY GANGBANG CUM FUCKER SOD FLYING FUCK BEANER SHIT POLACK EMO MOCKIE ORGASM HENTAI DOT HEAD FUCKING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JACK ABRAMOFF SEX PENISPENISPENIS!!! CUNT PENISBIRD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER YOU WANKER PENIS ON A BUN BELLEND PISSHOLE SACRAMENTO PUSSY ASS DAMN CUNT RIGHTS DICKFACE SHITSLINGING FUCKHEAD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS NEGRO GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FUCK ASSCRACK HOSER BUTTFUCKER FUCK TOWELHEAD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! WIKIPEDIA CUNT BALL SACK GOD DAMN MONKEY BALLS DAMN IT POLACK HELL BOOBS YID FLYING RAT'S ASS SUCK MY DICK COCKSUCKER DICK GARBAGE DAY! CAPTAIN CRUNCH MASTURBATION CUNNILINGUS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS WIENER INBRED FUCKER CLUSTERFUCK WIGGER SLOPE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HELL SHITFACE BUKKAKE ASSHAT NECROPHILIA NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES WIGGER BEANER JACK ABRAMOFF SCROTUM BORDER HOPPER NIPPLES CUNT CHIGGER FUCKWIT JOHN ELWAY BONER DIPSHIT SUCK MY COCK CUNTYMINTS SHIT NAZI SHITE FUCKHEAD SHITTY BULLSHIT JACKASS WILLY WONKA ARSE TWISTY VAGINA BULLCRAP DOT HEAD REDSKIN ASSWIPE BUGFUCK RUSTY TROMBONE BELGIUM CHING CHONG CHINK GANGBANG FUCKING A SHITTY SHITTY MALARKY CHICKEN FRIES SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY DOG FUCKER PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! CLUSTERFUCK FUCKBAG MOTHERFUCKER SOD GIVING HEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKER ARSE BALLS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER ASS FUCKTARD FUCK KNOBJOCKEY BEANER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSCRACK SPIC TAMPON IN MY ASS ASSFACE DONGSHOVER FUCKING DICK IN A BOX DICKHEAD SHITFUCKER WIKIPEDIA ASSCRACK CUNT BASTARD DELICIOUS CAKE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BENCH PRESS ASSWIPE CUNT BRITNEY DAMN PISSHOLE CAMEL FUCKER BUKKAKE BOOBS PISS ARTIST JACK OFF BITCH WALRUS SHIT I WILL END YOU! HONKY PUSSY BOON ASSWIPE GANGBANG GANGBANG RUSTY TROMBONE ASS LICKER ASSHAT FAGGOT COCK SPIC WOODPECKERSHIT P'KANG BANGKOK BIRD IN THE HOUSE SAND NIGGER SUCK MY COCK CUNT FUCKHEAD CUNT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CUNT ARSE BIRD SHIT MONKEY BALLS CHIGGER MOZILLA FIREFOX HELL SAND NIGGER FELLATIO NECROPHILIA ASSHOLE I'LL RAPE YOU YOU WANKER ASS FUCK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK AUTOFELLATIO SHIT BASTARD DICK IN A BOX MOTHERFUCKER MARY WHITEHOUSE EAT MY SHIT! PEARL NECKLACE BATMAN & ROBIN LIMEY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PUSSY ASS BOOBS ORGASM BONER CAMEL JOCKEY GOD DAMMIT JERK OFF SON OF A BITCH CUNT WIGGER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE YOU SUCK BALLS CUNT SAGGY TITS WETBACK HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY CUNT GOD DAMMIT DIPSHIT YOU WANKER BELGIUM SPUNK PRICK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DOG SHIT JENKEM O KURWA! HELL FUCK YOU MOCCASINS SHITSLINGING VAGINA DAMN BALL SACK ASSHAT FUCKING INJUN CRAPFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU BOOBIES SHITTY DICK BASTARD GIVING HEAD AUTOFELLATIO BLUMPKIN DIPSHIT FUDGEPACKER HELLFUCKER SAGGY TITS I'LL RAPE YOU BRITNEY ABO CHOAD KISSER DICKLICK BUTT PIRATE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCKTARD NICARAGUA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S COON COCKGOBLIN COCK PUSSYLICKER FELLATIO INBRED GOD DAMN DICK SCUMBAG DAMN CUNT MONKEY SHIT BULLSHIT BOLLOCKS BULLSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS MILF ORGASM SHUT UP, MEG! FELLATIO QUEEF SHITTING DICK NIPPLES RAT'S ASS FRED PHELPS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JACKASS INBRED TURD VENEREAL DISEASE FELCHING FROG'S FAT ASS CHING CHONG CHINK JOHNNY FUCKING GENITALIA FUCKWIT KAFFIR CLEVELAND STEAMER DOUCHE NAZI FUCKFUCKFUCK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ANAL DIABETES BASTARD GOD DAMN CRAP DICKLICK CUNTSWILLING BAD MOTHERFUCKER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BASTARD PENIS BUNG-HOLE HELLFIRE PISS WANKSPLAT NAZI DAMN IT INJUN SHITBALLS DAMN REBECCA BLACK GOATSE SEX SHIT QUEEF PUSSYLICKER TAMPON IN MY ASS BEAVER DOG SHIT BLUMPKIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CHAV JACK OFF HELL BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNT MOTHERFUCKER QUEEF FUCKING A FRAK PIECE OF SHIT DAMN IT FLAMING ASS BADGER YOU SUCK BALLS BATMAN & ROBIN FUCKTARD JOHNNY FUCKSTAIN DICK FUCKBAG FUCKHEAD CLEMEN HO PISS FUCKSTAIN BITCH ANAL BAT FUCK INSANE BULLCRAP TITS & DICKS DIPSHIT FUCKER SEX IT'S OVER 9000! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FELCHING THONG TASTER ASSFACE DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT BITCH ASS CHICKEN FRIES BASTARD BUGGER OFF SEMPRINI FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKSTAIN BUTT-FOR-BRAINS HOT GRITS JACKASS INBRED FUCK PISS OFF ASSWIPE TACO BULLSHIT CUNT NECROPHILIA TACO WANK GOD DAMN BITCH SHITSLIDE BITCH ASSRAPING ASS CUNTSWILLING BEANER PORCH MONKEY WANKSPLAT FUCKBAG GOAT DICK WIENER LHASA FUCKHEAD VILLAGE DUMP BASTARD JAP TITS SCUMBUCKET JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKSTAIN BOOBS SHIT RAT'S ASS BITCH ORGASM HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WOP SPIC DYKE MONKEY SHIT FUCK GENITALIA BULLSHIT COCKSMOKER BIGNOSE NORTH KOREA YOGHURT CANNON BASTARD JERK OFF JIZZ GOD DAMN BUTTFUCKER PENIS SHITSLINGING BONER DAMN [Insert stupid word you just made up here] RAPE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS GOOK DONGSHOVER SEX SHITTY BULLSHIT JUNGLE BUNNY GOD DAMMIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHIT OUT OF MY DICK and with the FUCKHEAD and his FUCK of girraffes in which GRIS while reading about SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DYKE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCKWIT