Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BUTT-HEAD'FUCKER'GIVING HEAD'FUCKTARD'SIGMUND FREUD'EPIDIDYMIS'ASSHOLE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a DICKFACE look at the CLIT talk page of this SON OF A BITCH article for notes or discussion before FUCK editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKING neurochemical FUCK disorder BULLCRAP characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid VAGINA, sudden SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements INBRED or ANAL DIABETES vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MOTHERFUCKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CUNT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKTARD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA POMMIE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK OFF ASSWIPE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DONKEY PUNCHER utterFUCKance of socially CROTCH objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DUMBASS television programs to address CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON Tourette's syndrome.

DONKEY PUNCHER Tourette's is SHITCOCK not to be YOU WANKER confused with INBRED Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BELLEND chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SOD OFF random WIENER disorientation, culturally-WANK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JESUS FUCKING CHRIST outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PISS ARTIST language, TIMBER NIGGER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FLYING FUCK DICKFACE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKWIT quantities WALRUS SHIT of ANAL DIABETES POLAK garbage.

Darnit.

A DUNE COON Polite Note to the MOTHERFUCKER Author:

The SHITTY Tourette's JACKASS Research Institute was YID founded to CUNT CRAPPER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have NEOPETS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JACKASS SHIT article HADJI funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NAZI I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASSWIPE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JACK OFF.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about RAT'S ASS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of INCEST Tourrette's sufferers BITCH swear. You can JERK OFF blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FLYING FUCK TV, for always focusing on the BASTARD bad side of a terrible FUCKSTAIN thing.
• The main SHITSLINGING symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are YOU WANKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JUSTIN BIEBER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TONY LA RUSSA knee FELCHING NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PUSSY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TWAT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DAMN school for BULLSHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MARY WHITEHOUSE sufferers to become SHITTY manically depressed and COMMUNION WAFER commit DICKFACE suicide.
• There is no DAMMIT cure, and the COMMUNIST DILDO drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITE tics often have adverse CHIGGER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PISS perodol" which caused my entire AUTOFELLATIO body to go I AM CORNHOLIO! numb and JOHNNY basically made it NIGGA! worse than MOZILLA FIREFOX it is without the I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKFACE tourette syndrome JAP association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKSTAIN the ASSHAT public view of Tourettes as a "ASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MALL SANTA much much (hand spasms) more...

I am AUTOFELLATIO sorry for TITMOUSE "hi-jacking" your LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD this that really DOUCHE annoys me. I am working towards a MOTHERFUCKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ARSE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SPUNK, and making fun of a PISS horrible disorder is (not) RUSKIE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE time.

Best ARSEBADGERS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “RAT'S COCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese AAAAAAAAA! reply

As BUDDHIST MONK Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are LHASA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FALUN GONG Westerners show is not an DALAI LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those CHRISTIANITY countries. When showing CENSORSHIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FREEDOM OF SPEECH in countries STUDENT RIOTS leadership, those problems does not FALUN GONG occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a UIGURS byproduct of your LHASA capitalist society BELGIUM.

Li Chiang “COMMUNISM IS STUPID” Wen

P.S. PIKACHU Regards to Andrew JIGGABOO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The ABO bastard who wrote this article. You can INBRED punch him if you CHIGGER want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CONDOMS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE HAS AIDS article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you LGBT RIGHTS remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with UNITED KINGDOM hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SCUMBAG saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my PISS OFF intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine VAGINA Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FEWMETS and BITCH playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CUM music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TITMOUSE BAND WITH 4 RAPE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A I'LL RAPE YOU HORSE! VAGINA IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO VAGINA'S HOUSE

How BOOBS to JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST cure PISS the SCUMBAG Tourette's SPUNK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment POOPY for FUCKBAG Tourette's DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! Syndrome TUBA is NAZI following ASSHOLE these CLEMEN rules PISS in HELL order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKBAG immature CUNT little COCKSMOKER kids,
• 2: Count to SEMPRINI within FUCKFUCKFUCK 10 PIGseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHIT OUT OF MY DICK INCEST HELLFUCKER nor D'OH talk,
• 4: Tell ASSHAT yourself you SWIMMING POOL don't FUCKWIT have AY-AY-AY this PUSSY disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DILDO WITH NASTY COON DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DUMBASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the VAGINA last straw CLEVELAND STEAMER!

I fucking put ORGASM' my comment at the TOP OF THE DAGO PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at COCKSTUFFER the TOP OF 666 THIS FUCKWIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASSCRACK offensive. BONG. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CUNT people who try CROTCH to battle PISS'JOHNNY that tight-ass MACACA 17-year-ORGASM—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BITCH it now, but someone said FUCKSTAIN' BOLLOCKS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE'FELLATIO on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CUNT is a laughing TITS matter. Plus there EAT MY SHIT! was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DAMN Uncyclopedia, there are FUCK NUGGET articles FELCHING about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ANAL stuff. So BIGNOSE that means GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY stop getting mad at the FUCKWIT first part too and BLISTERING BARNACLES talking about the ARSE letter that it's MARY WHITEHOUSE mocking (what WANK letter? I don't even know what TURD the heck you're talking about). Adrian SPANK THE MONKEY hi self NAZI even made a really PISS ARTIST good point. "It's FUCKBAG nothing more NIPPLES from a head nod to a BUKKAKE knee tick". TITS & DICKS. Which I'll add SONNY BILL WILLIAMS onto DAMN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BITCH suffer that FLYING FUCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASSHOLE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TITS & DICKS be, because if I were a DAGO Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article POWERSHIT hilarious. If you STEVE BALLMER Want facts, go on WIENER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SOD be offended, don't read DONKEY PUNCHER the freaking POLAK article anyway.

INBRED SHITE SHITE JERK OFF SAGGY TITS BUGGER BEAVER BAT FUCK INSANE MOCCASINS CLUSTERFUCK

FUCKING A COON NIGGER SHITE FELLATIO DONKEY PUNCHER DICK CUNNILINGUS AUTOFELLATIO WALRUS SHIT JAP DICKLICK BEAVER SON OF A BITCH CLIT INBRED DAMN IT FUCKSTAIN BALL SACK OLD CHRIST OF A FUCKTARD PUSSY VAGINA FEWMETS DUNE COON LOLCAT CUNNILINGUS CUNT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER GYPSY INBRED ASSHAT EPIDIDYMIS DAMN 666 ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BALLS CUNTSWILLING MARY WHITEHOUSE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RAT'S ASS ASSFACE BUTTFUCKER LET'S SHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MOTHERFUCKER SHIT BUKKAKE GOD DAMMIT BITCH SHITCOCK DAMN FUCK COMMUNIST DILDO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS VAGINA MOCCASINS NICARAGUA P'KANG SHITTY PORCH MONKEY DICK IN A BOX SCROTUM ASSBANDIT PUSSY POLAK BLUMPKIN SHITHEAD MAMA MIA PISS ARTIST BUGFUCK SHITTY BULLCRAP BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES NAZI CUM PISS ARTIST WANK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FAG PUNANI SHITHEAD YOU SUCK BALLS COCKGOBLIN TITS & DICKS JAP DUMBASS JACKASS SHIT CRAPPY ASSHOLE BLISTERING BARNACLES HORSE SHIT DAGO WANK HELL MOTHERFUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BASTARD TACO COCKSUCKER WANK POMMIE JACK OFF SEX FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE BOOBIES SOD SEX FUDGEPACKER FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER COCK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCK FUCKER BITCH DAMN MASTICATION FOR THE NATION FROG SHITHEAD DAMN CUNT CUNT BULLSHIT ASSFACE GRINGO MOCKIE FELCHING SHITSKIN NAZI ANUSCAKE SHIT CHAV ASSCRACK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITFUCKER BULLSHIT LET'S SHIT MOCKIE ASSFACE DAMN SHITFUCKER DAMMIT PIG EAT MY SHIT! DOT HEAD BITCH INBRED ANUSCAKE HADJI NAZI WHITE POWER NIGGER SHITFUCKER SHITTY TWAT FELCHING KRAUT FRENCH TICKLER SHITTY FUCKING SHITFACE PEARL NECKLACE GOAT DICK MARY WHITEHOUSE BLOWJOB SCROTUM BUGFUCK BOYCOTT VIACOM! AMERICA ONLINE YID CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT GIVING HEAD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SCUMBUCKET BASTARD HOMO QUEEF WANK HOT GRITS BLISTERING BARNACLES JACKASS HEIL HITLER! SACRAMENTO COCKSMOKER ASSRAMMER BLOWJOB COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKTARD DAMN SOD I AM CORNHOLIO! PIG TITS & DICKS SHIT WIKIPEDIA BONER COON ART METAL PRODUCTS WANKSPLAT SUCK A BIG DICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BUTTFUCKER BALL SACK DICKWAD YOU WANKER FUCK INBRED WANK ARSEBADGERS FUCK PISS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FUCK ASSWIPE KNOBJOCKEY HORSE SHIT DICKFACE RAGHEAD CHOAD PUNANI CRACKER I WILL END YOU! GRINGO DICK CONDOMS CUNT CUNT SHITE SHITPISSER [expletive deleted] DAMMIT PEEPEE CHIGGER SHIT WANKSPLAT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SUCK MY DICK MASTURBATION FLYING FUCK CUNT O CANADA CONSENSUS WANKER PORCH MONKEY BALLS FUCK YOU TWAT SHIT TITS & DICKS SHIT JACKASS SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS NIGGER SHITFACE FRITZ ASSHAT ASSWIPE HORSE SHIT SHIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BITCH WANKSPLAT SHITBALLS MONKEY BALLS TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK PENIS ON A BUN TOSSER COCK BUGGER [EXPLETIVE] SHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP CUNT CUNTSWILLING SMEG FUCKTARD FUCKFACE PUSSYLICKER TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKHEAD BONER DOT HEAD MOSES RICK MORANIS ASS ASSCRACK CLUSTERFUCK JOHNNY WANK BULLCRAP FUCKER DONKEY DICK SPIC FUCK BOOBS WIGGER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SON OF A BITCH SHIT CLEMEN DAMN SPUNK BULLSHIT SPANK THE MONKEY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNT CRAPPER CLEMEN MOCCASINS UNICORNS FUCKHEAD GOD DAMN CC PLZ TIT SPRINKLES FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PENISBIRD BOOBS YUKY DOODY SHITCOCK FLYING FUCK FUCKFACE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MELAMINE SEX TAMPONS DICKHEAD BUTTFUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK RAT'S COCK CLEMEN FELCHING INBRED SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BLOWJOB CRAPMUNCHER SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS BASTARD MONKEY SHIT BELLEND BUTT-HEAD PIECE OF SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT PISS BELGIUM ASSWIPE PORCUPINE'S BALLS SON OF A BITCH LIKE FATHER LIKE SON GRINGO HOMO DICKHEAD DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING A DONKEY DICK CUM TRANNY YID GANGBANG ARFENHOUSE SHITE GOD DAMN DUMBASS FUCKTARD TITTYWANK MOTHERFUCKER DIMETHYL GLYCOL COON FUCKHEAD CUNT YOU WANKER DICKLICK ASSFACE ASS CRAPPY BEAVER SHITTY NORTH KOREA SHITSKIN WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CUNT TEDDY BEARS YOU WANKER SHITFACE BASTARD SHITFACE BALL SACK pen0r TAMPONS FALSE BENSON SACRED WANK BALL SACK FU SPANG HEIL HITLER! FEWMETS GIVING HEAD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS NIGNOG WANKSPLAT SHITFUCKER DICKWAD FUCK ALEX TREBEK LENS CRAFTERS SOD OFF YOU WANKER SHITE WEHATEMARIO SHIT DONKEY DICK WANK DICKHEAD YOU WANKER I'LL RAPE YOU BULLSHIT GYPSY SON OF A BITCH CLUSTERFUCK HOSER PRICK BUGGER OFF SHIT FRIG FUCKBAG FUCKING A TITTYWANK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CUNTRAG ORGASM CONDOMS CHICKEN SHIT BUGFUCK DOODIE HEAD FUCKING DONKEY DICK ASSHAT CUNTYMINTS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FUCKHEAD SHUT UP, MEG! BUGGER FENCE JUMPER ANUSCAKE SEX TACO POMMIE CLIT TITS SON OF A BITCH FUCK A DUCK PENIS WETBACK FUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DICKHEAD JACKASS SHIT PICKANINNY BASEBALL PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! O CANADA NIPPLES SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DICK GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD CRACKER DUMBASS ASSWIPE TITTIES MOTHERFUCKER WIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS SEMEN 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCKFACE BASTARD TITWANK SEMEN BASTARD BLUMPKIN POLAK JAP PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BALL SACK YOU WANKER PISS SEX HORSE SHIT CRAP GENITALIA AUTOFELLATIO FUCKHEAD CHIGGER GOBSHITE SHITHEAD BOOBIES BOOBIES BITCH ASS FASCIST PISSHOLE HOLY DUMB FUCK ROSIE O'DONNELL GOD DAMN CLEMEN IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD POMMIE GOOK SHITTY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASSHAT POMMIE SUITCASE PENIS FUDGEPACKER PEEPEE SHITSLINGING [EXPLETIVE] ASSWIPE JACKASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUNT ASS BASTARD TITS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE HELL IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITTY FLAMING ASS BADGER DAMN SOD OFF CUM JACKASS SHIT ASSCRACK ASS ASS BUKKAKE SMEG SHITFUCKER BASTARD VAGINA CHENEY WOP BITCH PIGFUCKER BORDER HOPPER CHICKEN SHIT SHITHEAD SHITTY BRITNEY CHICKEN SHIT QUEEF NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FRIG DAMN MOCCASINS I RAPE WALRUSES! PISS SUCK A BIG DICK SHITFACE FUCK DOT HEAD INBRED 666 MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK WILLY WONKA BORDER HOPPER ARSE KRAUT FUCK ASS FASCIST BENCH PRESS TITS TITTIES TUBA SHITFUCKER PECKERHEAD [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FUCKING CHOAD KISSER SHITSLINGING PEDOPHILIA FUCKHEAD FOUR-EYES POTTYMOUTH DAMN SHIT MACACA GOD DAMMIT FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSHOLE FOUR-EYES DICKHEAD SPUNK KIKE MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSHAT FROG'S FAT ASS ART METAL PRODUCTS NIGGER BIRD IN THE HOUSE TESTICLE CHOKE BELLEND CUNT FUCKFUCKFUCK [EXPLETIVE] 666 PUNANI JOHNNY ASSWIPE PISSHOLE CC PLZ [expletive deleted] FREE ELECTIONS FLYING FUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE NIGNOG CTHULHU FHTAGN BUGGER FUCK DAMN IT CUNNILINGUS SUCK MY DICK AY-AY-AY ASSHOLE EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCK HENTAI SAND NIGGER DICKHEAD EMO TAFFY NICARAGUA RICK MORANIS AUTOFELLATIO CHUFF FUCKING BASEBALL KIKE DICK TITS PEEPEE SUITCASE PENIS GENITALIA PISS OFF CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DAMN DICKFACE PISS ARTIST TIMBER NIGGER ORGASM FAG BUGFUCK PISS UP MY ARSE TAMPON IN MY ASS JACK ABRAMOFF PIGFUCKER HITLER FRENCH TICKLER CHRISTHUMPER BUTTFUCKER GENITALIA FLYING FUCK VAGINA HORSE PENIS DAMN FUCK IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU ASS BUGGER OFF MILF HOMO ASSCRACK SHITHEAD YOU WANKER SCROTUM PEARL NECKLACE TIMBER NIGGER CAMEL FUCKER JACK OFF CHOAD SHITSKIN SHITBALLS FUCKING PUSSY BUTTFUCKER SOD PECKERHEAD FLYING FUCK COLGATE JAP RAT'S ASS GANGBANG DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE BEAVER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM HO CUNT HELL COON POWERSHIT CRAPMUNCHER DAMN NIGGER DOUCHETITS [expletive deleted] SPUNK GARBAGE DAY! RAT'S ASS WANK JIZZ FUCKTARD WANK GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASS BUTT PIRATE WEHATEMARIO FUCKHEAD TIT SPRINKLES PUNANI DICKHEAD KIKE HORSE PENIS ASSHOLE NEGRO AY-AY-AY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CUNT FELCHMONKEY BUGGER SACRAMENTO DUMBASS GOATSE TACO OSTRICH MY ASS JOHN SMILEY FACE SHIT NEGRO SHITE GRAPE PENIS WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHITHEAD 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 O CANADA ANAL TOWELHEAD FUCKWIT HIGH WAGES DIRTY SANCHEZ PEARL NECKLACE BEANER HELL SUCK A BIG DICK DICKLICK FUCK SHIT ASSFACE BUTT PIRATE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCKSTAIN FRENCH TICKLER DAMN TITTIES HO CRAPFUCKER SPUNK NAZI TOSSER BITCH CLUSTERFUCK ASSHOLE HOLY DUMB FUCK ASSHOLE TITS & DICKS SHITFACE TITS RAGHEAD FUCKING A POLACK BASTARD CRAP SOD OFF SHITE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ALEX TREBEK BASTARD SHITSKIN HONKY PISS CUNTBUCKET CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CUNT DICKLICK BALL SACK FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS HELL HEIL HITLER! SHITTY SCUMBAG JUSTIN BIEBER YOU WANKER CUNNILINGUS JACK OFF CRACKER BENCH PRESS BULLSHIT I AM CORNHOLIO! BUTTFUCKER BUTTFUCKER FUCKHEAD GOATSE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CRAP FUCKING JUMP! ASS LICKER FUCKHEAD BUKKAKE SEX HONKY DAMMIT SCUMBUCKET BIGNOSE CLUSTERFUCK TITS & DICKS DONKEY DICK CUNTBUCKET BUTT PIRATE SHITHEAD ASS NAZI RAPE SHITE SHITHEAD I WILL KILL YOU! GOBSHITE JACKASS SHIT MILF PENIS ON A BUN NIGGER LAKE TITICACA CC PLZ SCUMBAG SCUMBAG SHITFACE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS LENS CRAFTERS FUCK FLYING FUCK I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK OFF HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKFACE HOSER CARPET MUNCHER JAP PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JACKASS BULLCRAP CUNT BLUMPKIN YOU WANKER DAMMIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE GANGBANG BASTARD DAMNED TABERNACLE SON OF A BITCH DAMMIT COCK DIRTY SANCHEZ HELL PISSHOLE DOUCHEBAG ARSE FUCK YOU POLAK REBECCA BLACK FUCKWIT SOD ORGASM ASSHOLE HOT GRITS BITCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FRAK GOBSHITE DEVELOPERS! PUSSY DAMN HELL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICKWAD DILDO DAMN FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS BUNG-HOLE HOMO BUTTFUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS JACKASS SMEG JACK OFF NECROPHILIA SHITE YID MOTHERFUCKER SUCK MY DICK CAPTAIN CRUNCH NIGGER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BEANER SEMEN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NAZI MOTHERFUCKER MICK POOPY TAMPONS PUSSY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BASTARD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH FLYING FUCK CUNT WOODPECKERSHIT FIST FUCK SHITE DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFACE SHITCOCK O KURWA! GOD DAMN DIPSHIT FAG DICKHEAD DAMN ARSE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD POLAK CRAPMUNCHER FUCK PENISBIRD I'LL RAPE YOU BELLEND HI, BILLY MAYS HERE INJUN BUTTFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BORDER HOPPER PUSSY SHITE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKHEAD HELL RICK MORANIS CUNTSWILLING RAPE WHORE GO COUNT YOUR DICK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE LIMEY MOCKIE CUNT SHITPISSER ARSE PUNANI PUSSY EUROIPODS SHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SHITE OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH ASS LICKER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SOD DAMN TITTIES ASSRAPING KNOBJOCKEY EMO NI FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKHEAD RAT'S COCK BITCH CLUSTERFUCK CRAP DILDO TOTAL PEDOPHILIA RAT'S ASS JAP BUGFUCK FOUR-EYES GOD DAMN VAGINA SHITTY CRIMETHINK SON OF A BITCH AUTOFELLATIO SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITCUNTING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKING FUCK BITCH SHITCOCK HITLER TRANNY JACK OFF ANAL GOAT DICK DOUCHING FUCKWIT WEHATEMARIO YID POLESMOKER BRITNEY TIT DIRT CAMEL JOCKEY JAP POLESMOKER FELLATIO ASSHOLE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ASS SHIT ASSFACE COMMUNIST DILDO TITS PUSSY PENIS FAG NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASSFACE SHITTY FUCKFACE CUNT WIGGER PISS ARTIST TIT DIRT MALARKY DAMN DYKE SHIT RAT'S COCK I WILL KILL YOU! ASSCRACK NECROPHILIA JACKASS SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS SPANK THE MONKEY INCEST TENTACLE RAPE PISS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASS JACKASS SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CRAPMUNCHER I WILL END YOU! CUM HADJI CLEMEN KRAUT [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] ASSFACE BEAVER MALL SANTA BUTT-HEAD TITTIES FUCKHEAD DAGO SHITE HOMO BASTARD RECTUM RAIDER LIMEY SHIT CUNNILINGUS NIPPLES CAMEL FUCKER HELL JUSTIN BIEBER CHAV TWAT DIPSHIT HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! TITS & DICKS SOD I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING TITS & DICKS FRED PHELPS CHOAD BUDDHISM DYKE CHAV FEWMETS SPIC SHITE VAGINA TITTIES FUCKHEAD DAMN KRAUT SHITE DAMN LOLCAT DAMN [Insert stupid word you just made up here] GOD DAMMIT FELLATIO SHITE SAND NIGGER FUCKTARD FUCKWIT POMMIE SHITFUCKER NECROPHILIA LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHITBALLS SCUMBUCKET ASS FAGGOT BIRD IN THE HOUSE AUTOFELLATIO GOAT DICK GREASER CLIT COON SHITTY INCEST BUTT PIRATE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK INBRED BOOBS MOLDY TITS KRAUT DAMN IT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM and with the FUCKER and his FUCKTARD of girraffes in which TIMBER NIGGER while reading about DICK CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CUNT