Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's NIGGER'MOTHERFUCKER'PENIS'MICK'MOLDY TITS'DONGSHOVER'ARSE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TAMPONS neurochemical FUCK disorder JAP characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK YOU, sudden BITCH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements 666 or DOG SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DOUGHNUT PUNCHER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SPICY CUNT FUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CHICKEN SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DICKLICK HITLER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DICKHEAD utterFUCKance of socially ARSE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first NIGNOG television programs to address SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Tourette's syndrome.

CHICKEN SHIT Tourette's is KAFFIR not to be POLAK confused with BITCH Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TRANNY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM random SHITFACE disorientation, culturally-TWAT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITHEAD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local LENS CRAFTERS language, ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CHOAD BASTARD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GO HOME AND DIE souvenir shoppes and massive DAMN IT quantities JERK OFF of ANAL DIABETES MICK garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKHEAD Polite Note to the ASSWIPE Author:

The ASS LICKER Tourette's CUNT Research Institute was BIRD SHIT founded to EMO.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JACKASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PENIS article JACKASS SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BOYCOTT VIACOM! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or GIVING HEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CHINK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CHAV Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FEWMETS Tourrette's sufferers OSTRICH MY ASS swear. You can MOCKIE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BUTT-HEAD TV, for always focusing on the LAKE TITICACA bad side of a terrible WIENER thing.
• The main SOD OFF symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are LIMEY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PUNANI' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASSHOLE knee WANK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BALLS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BITCH cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUM school for FUCKING something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DAMN IT sufferers to become DOUCHE NAZI manically depressed and TURD commit TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE suicide.
• There is no GOD BLESS AMERICA cure, and the FUCKFACE drugs that are available to, "calm" the JERRY tics often have adverse SON OF A BITCH side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ARSEBADGERS perodol" which caused my entire GO COUNT YOUR DICK body to go CROTCH numb and NAZI basically made it NIGGA! worse than WANK it is without the ASSWIPE drug.

I am an active member of a BITCH tourette syndrome JUSTIN BIEBER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating I WILL END YOU! the HONKY public view of Tourettes as a "BAT FUCK INSANE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FIST FUCK sorry for MARGARET THATCHER "hi-jacking" your HENTAI entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DICKHEAD this that really WOODPECKERSHIT annoys me. I am working towards a NIGGER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DONKEY DICK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BONER, and making fun of a BITCH horrible disorder is (not) NIPPLES funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HOMO time.

Best COCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCK YOU” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese NORTH KOREA reply

As COMMUNISM IS STUPID Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are LHASA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIVER CRABS SUCK Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FIREWALLS degenerate capitalist culture in those MELAMINE countries. When showing RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BELGIUM in countries STUDENT RIOTS leadership, those problems does not VOTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FALUN GONG byproduct of your PORTUGAL capitalist society TAIWAN.

Li Chiang “STUDENT PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR Regards to Andrew GOD DAMMIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CLEAN DRINKING WATER reply

The SHITPISSER bastard who wrote this article. You can REBECCA BLACK punch him if you JAP want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this MUGABE'S MOMMA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE'S MOMMA put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BULLCRAP saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my TITWANK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCK YOU Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CUM and DILDO playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CUM music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DOG FUCKER BAND WITH 4 TURD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TENTACLE RAPE HORSE! FUCK YOU IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCK YOU'S HOUSE

How ASSHAT to SCUMBUCKET cure SEMEN the INBRED Tourette's CAPTAIN CRUNCH Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ALEX TREBEK for [expletive deleted] Tourette's FUCKING BASEBALL Syndrome HONKY is ANUSCAKE following ASSCRACK these IN SACREMENT rules RAT'S COCK in NIPPLES order:

• 1: Avoid BUGGER immature NIGGER little BLOWJOB kids,
• 2: Count to I RAPE WALRUSES! within CRAP 10 DICKLICKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FRENCH TICKLER MILF SHITSKIN nor POMMIE talk,
• 4: Tell NICARAGUA yourself you FRIG don't DUNE COON have ASSHOLE this CAMEL FUCKER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FENCE JUMPER WITH NASTY SAGGY TITS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITBALLS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCK YOU last straw JOHNNY!

I fucking put ABO' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITFUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKING A the TOP OF SHITHEAD THIS PUSSY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CLEMEN offensive. MOZILLA FIREFOX. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DICKLICK people who try BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! to battle PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS'HELL that tight-ass FUCKHEAD 17-year-CUNNILINGUS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JERK OFF it now, but someone said SHITTY' INBRED STEVE BALLMER'BITCH on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HELL is a laughing MARCH OF FLAMES matter. Plus there TWAT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BONER Uncyclopedia, there are FAGGOT articles DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PORCH MONKEY stuff. So ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS that means CHUFF stop getting mad at the BITCH first part too and FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK talking about the EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA letter that it's CRAPFUCKER mocking (what FUCK OFF letter? I don't even know what FEMADOM the heck you're talking about). Adrian MAMA MIA hi self BASTARD even made a really COCKSUCKER good point. "It's WANK nothing more HEIL HITLER! from a head nod to a CARPET MUNCHER knee tick". SOD. Which I'll add BELGIUM onto CUNTING ASSCRACK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKFUCKFUCK suffer that CONAN O'BRIAN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCK A DUCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ANAL DIABETES be, because if I were a CUNTSWILLING Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JERK OFF hilarious. If you BALL SACK Want facts, go on SEX Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CUNT be offended, don't read CHICKEN SHIT the freaking WOP article anyway.

FUCKSTAIN DAMN CRAP LOGJAMMER TWAT SHITE ASSHOLE SHIT SHITFACE DYKE

VAGINA SEX WANKER GENITALIA DICK CHICKEN YOU SUCK BALLS DAMN FUCKSTAIN SPUNK CUNNILINGUS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT ASSRAPING BITCH FLYING FUCK CHICKEN SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT POLAK WOP DOUCHE TOSSER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FRIG CUNT CRAPPER RAPE FUCK AUTOFELLATIO CAMEL FUCKER ASSHOLE WALRUS SHIT TWAT PUNANI FUCKTARD WANKSPLAT DICK IN A BOX TOWELHEAD JESSE McCARTNEY DICKWAD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SUCK A BIG DICK CUNT JACKASS RECTUM RAIDER YOU WANKER RAT'S ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ORANGE TURTLE NIGGER DICKHEAD BITCH YOUR MOM NIGGER PUSSY GOBSHITE HAIL SATAN! CUNT BLOWJOB SHITHEAD TWAT ARSE BUGGER OFF CUNNILINGUS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! REDNECK WANK CTHULHU FHTAGN DAMN HO POLACK ASS FASCIST JIZZ FUCKING A PENIS FROG'S FAT ASS MALARKY ANAL DIABETES MOTHERFUCKER MICK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SON OF A BITCH DICKHEAD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHIT DILDO BUGFUCK SCUMBUCKET WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS BELLEND SCUMBUCKET TESTICLE CHOKE JACKASS ASSHAT SHITFACE JACKASS MICK WANK BOLLOCKS SAND NIGGER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? VAGINA CUM MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SOD FUCK OFF FUCKWIT D'OH TIMBER NIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITCOCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS KNOBJOCKEY ASSFACE TIMBER NIGGER CRAP HAIL SATAN! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ORGASM CUM DICKFACE TRANNY BASTARD CAMEL FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MONKEY SHIT BALLS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS HONKY DOUCHE FENCE JUMPER POLACK FUCKWIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! EAT MY SHIT! COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BOB SAGET JESSE McCARTNEY MALL SANTA COMMUNION WAFER DAMNATION SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS ARTIST DUMBASS GOBSHITE HORSE PENIS [expletive deleted] BITCH CUNNILINGUS SEX DAMN IT SHITFACE CLEMEN FELCHING JACKASS SHIT ANAL OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH FUCK ASSWIPE BUTTFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SOD OFF JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE GYPSY FUCK BUGGER SOD RAT'S ASS ASSHOLE ASSFACE JACKASS MONKEY BALLS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKING ASSWIPE MAMA MIA SHIT LIKE A HORSE DAMN FLYING FUCK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BLOWJOB FUCKTARD SHIT KAFFIR TOSSER HOMO FLYING RAT'S ASS UNITED KINGDOM SHITPISSER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK RUSKIE NIGGER ASSHOLE ASSHAT CONDOMS CROTCH JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY GOOK PIGFUCKER NIGNOG COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK DAMN TENTACLE RAPE BALL SACK DIPSHIT BASTARD IN SACREMENT DOUCHING POLACK FUCKING COMMUNIST DILDO SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK ARSE FUCKER FUCKER BUGFUCK BEAVER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD YID REBECCA BLACK LET'S SHIT TURD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING COCK BALL SACK DIRTY SANCHEZ POLACK POTTYMOUTH DUMBASS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! RAPE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PISS ARTIST FUCK YOU ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GOATSE SON OF A BITCH BONER NEGRO MARCH OF FLAMES MOCKIE POMMIE FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN DAMN IT CHUFF FUCKFACE FUCKER HEIL HITLER! INBRED DAMMIT GIVING HEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS BONER PIG CUM DAMN MILF PEARL NECKLACE HEIL HITLER! HOMO NAZI SOD DAMN MARY WHITEHOUSE MOCCASINS BOOBS HADJI DICKHEAD DICKFACE SHIT SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKING A DIPSHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! COCKSUCKER DOUCHING CHICKEN SHIT BALL SACK SUITCASE PENIS FUCKSTAIN NEGRO CRACKER COON BATHING SUIT AREA HITLER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNT FUCK NUGGET DOUCHING TWO-INCH PENIS JAP MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASSHOLE CAMEL FUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE DICK TITS MOZILLA FIREFOX FRENCH TICKLER NIGGER CHING CHONG CHINK RAPE BUGFUCK COMMUNIST DILDO SMEG HELL DAMMIT YOUR MOM CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT JESSE McCARTNEY SPUNK ASS BITCH ASSCRACK CUNTYMINTS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ART METAL PRODUCTS DICKFACE BIRD IN THE HOUSE BALL SACK CHICKEN SHIT BOON MOTHERFUCKER SHITE ASSBANDIT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU HELL FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TITS & DICKS WOMEN'S RIGHTS NICARAGUA EPIDIDYMIS SUCK MY DICK FUCKER WARNER MUSIC GROUP KNOBJOCKEY GENITALIA BONG CHIGGER HORSE SHIT DOG SHIT DICKHEAD BULLSHIT CC PLZ DIPSHIT BULLCRAP DONKEY DICK GRIS SHITCUNTING FROG SEX DUMBASS DAMN IT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ROSES WINDOWS VISTA FUCKHEAD BIGNOSE YOUTUBE, BITCH CUM JOHN ELWAY YOU WANKER CUNT PENIS ON A STICK NIGGER JACKASS SHITFACE POMMIE ASSCRACK FUCK RAPE DICK TITS PRICK ARSE BITCH LET'S SHIT BUTTFUCKER KRAUT DONKEY DICK COCKSTUFFER CUNTING ASSCRACK BUDDHISM ASS SHIT LET'S SHIT SHITHEAD PISS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BULLSHIT SHITFUCKER I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST PORCH MONKEY FLYING FUCK CHIGGER HYPERINFLATION AUTOFELLATIO RAPE FUCK YOU SHITSLINGING ASS ARSE FUCKWIT KNOBJOCKEY PENISFUCK JIGGABOO NIGGER I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST NIGGER FUCKING INBRED BULLSHIT GARBAGE DAY! ARSE VAGINA MONKEY BALLS BITCH NAZI PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BOOBIES FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK MONKEY'S UNCLE HELL TRANNY FUCK OFF PENIS GO HOME AND DIE HOMO FAG RUSTY TROMBONE WIENER JACKASS PISS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DIPSHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! MACACA FUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON DAMN FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CHUFF FRENCH TICKLER CUNTYMINTS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BALLS 1984 WIKIPEDIA BITCH DOUCHE NAZI DAMMIT WIENER FUCKWIT TESTICLE CHOKE DOG FUCKER CAMEL FUCKER DAMMIT FUCKHEAD BOLLOCKS JACKASS SHIT CRACKER JUSTIN BIEBER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS ARTIST PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITCUNTING WOP PISSHOLE SCUMBAG FAGGOT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME ASSFACE BASTARD SMEG ART METAL PRODUCTS SOD OFF FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK JACKASS SHIT NICARAGUA BAD MOTHERFUCKER O CANADA DAMN SON OF A BITCH WANKER BUGGER OFF HO BUTTFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT NIGGER TITS FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKING A FUCKING JUMP! HENTAI SHIT JACK ABRAMOFF FLYING FUCK SHITCUNTING FUCKTARD GENITALIA FUCKER BITCH DICKHEAD FUCKFACE CUNNILINGUS MACACA PUSSYLICKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CHICKEN SHIT HONKY PISS CHINK MARY WHITEHOUSE YOU WANKER CARPET MUNCHER BUKKAKE CLEMEN BASTARD NECROPHILIA GOAT DICK BORDER HOPPER WOP HITLER MAMA MIA WIENER DIPSHIT ASS FEWMETS PENISPENISPENIS!!! EMO MOLDY TITS LENS CRAFTERS BITCH BIGNOSE PISS OFF KNOBJOCKEY BIRD SHIT HELLFIRE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN CUNT [Insert swear here] HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BASTARD POLAK WOP SIGMUND FREUD DAMN BALL SACK STEVE BALLMER JUNGLE BUNNY COCK NEGRO MR WINKLER IS GAY CHAV CRAP All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy SCROTUM COCKSUCKER FOUR-EYES JACKASS DOUCHE NAZI FUCK YOU SON OF A BITCH TWAT GYPSY FUCK YOU RAT'S ASS WIENER DAMN BUTTFUCKER SHITE SHIT ASSRAPING FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKWIT SHIT FAGGOT KIKE HELLFIRE NAZI TAMPONS BUTTFUCKER BORDER HOPPER TACO I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CHINK CHICKEN FRIES SON OF A BITCH GARBAGE DAY! GOD DAMN FLYING FUCK DARTH VADER FUCK BALLS DICKLICK DAMN HOMO GOOK PENIS ON A BUN FUCKTARD EMO DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DOUCHETITS I WILL END YOU! SHITE JUSTIN BIEBER FUCK NUGGET JACKASS SHIT GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSCRACK FUCKTARD SOD OFF ASSCRACK PISSHOLE FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT FUCK OFF SHIT BATMAN & ROBIN BULLSHIT LIMEY HOSER FRIG FUCKTARD SHITSLINGING LIMEY ASS I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN DAMN HENTAI [EXPLETIVE] JERRY BAD MOTHERFUCKER VAGINA CAUCASIANS CHICKEN SHIT ASS BITCH LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WIKIPEDIA COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BUTT PIRATE DICKFACE HELL SUGARTITS BUTT-HOLE CRAPMUNCHER BELGIUM ASSCRACK WANKSPLAT COON BIGNOSE HELL CLIT POLAK YID TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE RANDY TRAVIS BASTARD SHITHEAD I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! JIGGABOO SHIT FUCK YOU SHIT DOG SHIT BALL SACK CC PLZ CHIGGER FUCKING SHITSKIN BONER SHITBALLS JACKASS WOMEN'S RIGHTS SEX CUNTBUCKET FUDGEPACKER I WILL KILL YOU! JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCK YOU RIGHT WING HORSE SHIT NAZI DONGSHOVER LOGJAMMER DOUCHE NAZI RAT'S COCK MASTURBATION FUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER JESSE McCARTNEY FAG SEMEN FRIG JACKASS SHIT ARSE SHITE DOUCHE NAZI SHITE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! GOD DAMN REDNECK SHITHEAD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SCROTUM FLYING RAT'S ASS MOCKIE I WILL KILL YOU! CRAP SHITHEAD HELLFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BITCH BOOBS CHINK RICK MORANIS BUKKAKE PISS OFF MY ASS COCKSUCKER WARNER MUSIC GROUP CUNT FELCHING GRINGO CLUSTERFUCK TITS CONAN O'BRIAN QUEEF PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASSCRACK LET'S SHIT TRANNY SHITE CUNT BONER MASTICATION FOR THE NATION RAT'S ASS JACK OFF MARGARET THATCHER MALARKY PUSSY FOUR-EYES NIGNOG BASTARD BUTTFUCKER FEWMETS WOP REDEEMING VALUE LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT HELLFIRE BULLCRAP TITMOUSE CUM HELL WANK CANDY JACK ABRAMOFF DAMN MOCCASINS FUCK FUCK OFF SPICY CUNT FUCK SHIT BLUE PENIS! RAT'S COCK FUCK PORCH MONKEY BRITNEY OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH BOOBIES TAFFY PISS ARTIST CLEVELAND STEAMER ASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCK YOU TUBA SHITFUCKER HOSER FROG CUNT FUCK NUGGET POLACK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PENIS BALLS NECROPHILIA FUCK BLUE PENIS! COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCK YOU RAGHEAD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD POOPY CAMEL JOCKEY OLD CHRIST OF A TWAT FUCK OFF PEDOPHILIA ANUSCAKE SHIT HELL INBRED DICK CHICKEN CUNTSWILLING PISS ARTIST TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE REBECCA BLACK HELL DAMN IT UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY MONKEY BALLS SUCK MY COCK FUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DICKHEAD BOB SAGET FUCKING A DAMN YID GOD DAMN RAT'S COCK POMMIE BLUMPKIN SPANK THE MONKEY YOU WANKER COON FUCKER JOHNNY TITTYWANK RANDY TRAVIS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

CUNTING ASSCRACK FAGGOT MICK CAUCASIANS ARSE FUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS FASCIST TWISTY VAGINA BULLCRAP FROG FIST FUCK FROG HEIL HITLER! SEX GOOK SHIT REDNECK FUCKING BIRD SHIT ASSFACE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM COCK MALARKY CUNNILINGUS HITLER JOHNNY ASSHAT FUCKING A INJUN BRUSH MA TEETH DONALD RUMSFELD BORDER HOPPER GOD DAMMIT DICKFACE BITCH ANAL MOTHERFUCKER SMEG YOU WANKER FUCK YOU FUCK MONKEY'S UNCLE BALLS FAG JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKTARD GOBSHITE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM MASTURBATION DAMN IT SHITE WANK AUTOFELLATIO BALL SACK Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITHEAD and with the P'KANG and his REDSKIN of girraffes in which FUCKING JUMP! while reading about PENISFUCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See [expletive deleted] also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FIST FUCK