Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's POO POO BLOWJOB'WALRUS SHIT'FUCKING FUCKFUCKER'KNOBJOCKEY'INCEST'DOUCHEBAG'BALL SACK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK look at the SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS talk page of this RAT'S ASS article for notes or discussion before COCK editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or POOPOO neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSWIPE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK A DUCK, sudden COCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHIT or PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly O CANADA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITBALLS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MOCKIE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PORCUPINE'S BALLS DUMBASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BULLCRAP utterFUCKance of socially NAZI objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CUNT television programs to address SHIT LIKE A HORSE Tourette's syndrome.

TUBA Tourette's is ASSFACE not to be pen0r confused with ASSHAT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DONKEY DICK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PRICK random LENS CRAFTERS disorientation, culturally-BUTTFUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ORGASM outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASSRAPING language, HELL and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BONG BORDER HOPPER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GOBSHITE souvenir shoppes and massive MACACA quantities DAMN IT of ANAL DIABETES PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS garbage.

Darnit.

A BUTTFUCKER Polite Note to the FROG Author:

The I WILL END YOU! Tourette's I'LL RAPE YOU Research Institute was ASSHAT founded to SHITHEAD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have RAT'S COCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your OSTRICH MY ASS article RAPE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DONALD RUMSFELD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITHEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHAKOPEE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DAMMIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS Tourrette's sufferers SON OF A BITCH swear. You can NIPPLES blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DIRTY SANCHEZ TV, for always focusing on the POWERSHIT bad side of a terrible TWISTY VAGINA thing.
• The main POLAK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKFACE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKING knee WANK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes COMMUNIST DILDO cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BAD MOTHERFUCKER school for MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DONKEY PUNCHER sufferers to become NIGGER manically depressed and FUCKER commit FUCK suicide.
• There is no CAMEL JOCKEY cure, and the JACKASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUNTRAG tics often have adverse LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WIGGER perodol" which caused my entire SHITFACE body to go AUTOFELLATIO numb and TAMPONS basically made it NIGGA! worse than EXTRA LONG PENIS it is without the SHITTY drug.

I am an active member of a BITCH tourette syndrome FUCKHEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WOMEN'S RIGHTS the HOSER public view of Tourettes as a "SHITPISSER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CHIGGER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FRENCH TICKLER sorry for FUCK YOU "hi-jacking" your FUCKWIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FROG'S FAT ASS this that really DAMN IT annoys me. I am working towards a MOCCASINS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SMEG, and making fun of a BALLS horrible disorder is (not) [Insert silly non-swear here] funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FELLATIO time.

Best JERRY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “COON” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT PROTESTS reply

As STUDENT PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DISSIDENTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill LHASA Westerners show is not an MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MINORITIES degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHTS countries. When showing RIVER CRABS SUCK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT MOVEMENT in countries TIBETAN BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not RIGHT WING occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CAPITALISM byproduct of your NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS capitalist society LHASA.

Li Chiang “FALUN GONG” Wen

P.S. NIGGER Regards to Andrew LET'S SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The FLYING FUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can COCKING FUCKBOROUGH punch him if you SUCK COCKS IN HELL! want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this KU KLUX KLAN country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you LGBT RIGHTS remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with LGBT RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASSWIPE saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my MICK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCK A DUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKWIT and SHITFUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CONDOMS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKING BASEBALL BAND WITH 4 NIGGER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HORSE! FUCK A DUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCK A DUCK'S HOUSE

How URINE-GARGLING to JIZZ cure BIRD IN THE HOUSE the WINDOWS VISTA Tourette's TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment RAT'S COCK for CHUFF Tourette's BOB SAGET Syndrome FUCK is PORCUPINE'S BALLS following SAGGY TITS these PISS OFF rules I'LL RAPE YOU in DICK TITS order:

• 1: Avoid DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! immature SHITHEAD little LET'S SHIT kids,
• 2: Count to BIRD IN THE HOUSE within CUNT CRAPPER 10 MILFseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FIREWALLS DAMN IT WARNER MUSIC GROUP nor CUNTYMINTS talk,
• 4: Tell HELL yourself you BULLSHIT don't SCUMBUCKET have BALL SACK this TAMPON IN MY ASS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WALRUS SHIT WITH NASTY NIGGER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCK A DUCK last straw COCKGOBLIN!

I fucking put SEMEN' my comment at the TOP OF THE RAGHEAD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at GOAT DICK the TOP OF JERRY THIS ASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BULLSHIT offensive. BASTARD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to LIMEY people who try WOODPECKERSHIT to battle JACK OFF'DAMN that tight-ass DOT HEAD 17-year-D'OH—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DAMN it now, but someone said FRITZ' FUCK BUTT-HOLE'MY ANUS IS BLEEDING on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING POLACK is a laughing POKÉMON matter. Plus there YOU WANKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GOD DAMMIT Uncyclopedia, there are SEX articles WANK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKSTAIN stuff. So CUNTBUCKET that means DAMN IT stop getting mad at the WALRUS SHIT first part too and SHIT talking about the POWERSHIT letter that it's ASSWIPE mocking (what SHITFACE letter? I don't even know what FUCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian SCROTUM hi self SCUMBUCKET even made a really POMMIE good point. "It's WETBACK nothing more BUGGER OFF from a head nod to a COCK knee tick". DUNE COON. Which I'll add HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS onto DAMN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MOTHERFUCKER suffer that NIPPLES much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes RAT'S ASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKING A be, because if I were a BULLSHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TITTIES hilarious. If you TITS Want facts, go on BITCH Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BOB SAGET be offended, don't read INBRED the freaking WETBACK article anyway.

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WIKIPEDIA ASSFACE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA TAFFY LET'S SHIT INBRED TENTACLE RAPE STUDENT PROTESTS REBECCA BLACK HIGH WAGES GOD DAMMIT BITCH SAND NIGGER [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] GOD DAMMIT SPUNK OSTRICH MY ASS PENIS ART METAL PRODUCTS FUDGEPACKER FUCKFACE SLOPE POLACK FUCKSTAIN CUM RICK MORANIS BELGIUM WIGGER COCKSUCKER GOAT DICK FUCK OFF EXTRA LONG PENIS I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN DIRTY SANCHEZ VENEREAL DISEASE I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST DICKHEAD FELLATIO OSTRICH MY ASS SPIC AUTOFELLATIO BULLSHIT MASTURBATION HEIL HITLER! COON COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITHEAD NIPPLES FUCK NUGGET CUNTBUCKET HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BORDER HOPPER SEX MOCCASINS CRAPFUCKER SHITFUCKER PAKI WANK ANUSCAKE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHIT ASSFACE DAMN FUCKING JUMP! NEGRO SHIT BASTARD SHITSLIDE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BITCH ASSFACE FUCKFACE BITCH COCKSUCKER CUNT LIMEY RAGHEAD CHENEY MOCKIE DAMN IT CAMEL FUCKER FUCKSTAIN DAMN Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CUNT PRICK SHITSLINGING POLACK CONDOMS SHITTY PRICK DICKHEAD DOUCHEBAG ASSFACE CUNT YOU WANKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BITCH GOD DAMMIT FLYING FUCK BOLLOCKS DICKHEAD SHIT WEHATEMARIO JAP RECTUM RAIDER SHITHEAD FUCK YOU DUMBASS FUCKING JUMP! SIGMUND FREUD DICKHEAD ASS SACRAMENTO GANGBANG MICK FUCKFUCKFUCK CHOAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HADJI IN SACREMENT BITCH LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DOM DeLUISE SHITTY VAGINA BLISTERING BARNACLES KRAUT YOU WANKER FUCK ASSHAT DIPSHIT WALRUS SHIT WANK DICKHEAD ORGASM CAMEL FUCKER FELCHING PEARL NECKLACE ASSHAT BULLSHIT POO POO BLOWJOB BALL SACK HELL HADJI ARSEBADGERS CUNNILINGUS CLIT KAFFIR EMO FUCKWIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BLUE PENIS! FUCKFACE NIGNOG SHIT DAMN IT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT AUTOFELLATIO SHITSLINGING ARSE FUCK OFF SCROTUM NIPPLES CUNT DIPSHIT CHINK ANUSCAKE FUCKING WANK ASS BITCH RAT'S COCK BOON GOD DAMN DICKHEAD FUCKHEAD MARCH OF FLAMES RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF BUTTFUCKER SPIC RUSKIE YOU WANKER BUGFUCK THONG TASTER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? COMMUNIST DILDO PISS FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE MALL SANTA BONER SHITTY KAFFIR CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST CAMEL FUCKER HELL TACO SEX GOD BLESS AMERICA FRIG WANKER CARPET MUNCHER DAMN BITCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMMIT URINE-GARGLING SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCK YOU GOAT DICK TAMPON IN MY ASS CUNNILINGUS CLUSTERFUCK CLIT DAMN IT PENIS ON A BUN DAGO BENCH PRESS SHIT SUCK MY COCK FUCK YOU CLUSTERFUCK DICKLICK NIGGER POLESMOKER SHITBALLS SHIT BULLSHIT CRAPFUCKER CLEMEN MY ANUS IS BLEEDING POMMIE PORCH MONKEY SHITTY MARGARET THATCHER FUCKHEAD INBRED SHITFACE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DIPSHIT FUCK ASSWIPE JOHNNY HITLER TAFFY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MONKEY SHIT FELLATIO WIENER BLOWJOB SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BUGFUCK GANGBANG TURD WANK RIGHT WING SON OF A BITCH MARGARET THATCHER JIGGABOO WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PEEPEE NAZI FUCK OFF JERRY O CANADA PORCUPINE'S BALLS TRANNY COCK pen0r PISS OFF NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN NEOPETS PIGS MIGHT FLY JESSE McCARTNEY SHITBALLS CUNT POWERSHIT BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS TITWANK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT HELL MOTHERFUCKER CUNT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE [Insert silly non-swear here] PISS DICKFACE [EXPLETIVE] SHITFUCKER HORSE PENIS CHICKEN SHIT SHITFUCKER FUCKFACE SHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! LIMEY BALL SACK YOU WANKER VAGINA SPUNK HORSE PENIS RAPE SHITSLINGING SMEG CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT STEVE BALLMER GOOK BASTARD ORGASM NIGGER RUSKIE MONKEY SHIT JACKASS DOODIE HEAD WANKSPLAT BITCH ASSHAT VAGINA SHAKOPEE FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FEMADOM CHICKEN FRIES POMMIE BUKKAKE BELGIUM RANDY TRAVIS RICK MORANIS FUCKING GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS O CANADA COON POMMIE SEMEN BUTTFUCKER MICK MICK TITS CUNT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKING MOZILLA FIREFOX JELLY BEANS HO GREASER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASS PISSHOLE BUTTFUCKER HORSE SHIT BIGNOSE PUSSY POMMIE TOSSER PENIS CUNT SHITBALLS STUB FUCKTARD PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DAMNATION BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DAMN PUSSY SEX CHICKEN SHIT CHIGGER CLEVELAND STEAMER CARPET MUNCHER TAMPONS PENISPENISPENIS!!! BIRD SHIT BRUSH MA TEETH POLESMOKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BITCH PEARL NECKLACE DOUCHING COON GREASER JERRY HIGH WAGES BUKKAKE SOD SHIT OUT OF MY DICK BELLEND SHITFUCKER BUGFUCK ASS SEX YID MONKEY SHIT THIS IS SPARTA! GANGBANG SHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL DUMBASS MONKEY SHIT DICKLICK SON OF A BITCH DAMN SAND NIGGER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JERRY BOOBS FELLATIO PUSSY TITS & DICKS SCUMBAG FUCKFACE COON FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PISS ORGASM TITS MARCH OF FLAMES OSTRICH MY ASS DONKEY DICK DICKFACE ASSCRACK JIZZ PUSSY FUCKSTAIN DICK NIGNOG HORSE SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH D'OH EMO FLYING FUCK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CHINK and with the POMMIE and his SHITFUCKER of girraffes in which COMMUNIST DILDO while reading about KAFFIR!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITHEAD also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CHOAD