Tourette's Syndrome

Please take a FUCKFACE look at the ASSHOLE talk page of this BASTARD article for notes or discussion before NAZI editing.

For those without LICK PUSSY comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a SHITFUCKER article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or YUKY DOODY neurochemical FUCK disorder SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MOTHERFUCKER, sudden DICK CHICKEN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TWO-INCH PENIS or SHITTY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DONGSHOVER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WANK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK A DUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA POLACK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JELLY BEANS DYKE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BASTARD utterFUCKance of socially INCEST objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASS LICKER television programs to address POMMIE Tourette's syndrome.

CAMEL FUCKER Tourette's is EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA not to be ANAL DIABETES confused with SCROTUM Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying RAPE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BELLEND random BEAVER disorientation, culturally-KIKE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth COCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WANK language, BITCH and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FIST FUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CLEMEN souvenir shoppes and massive ASS quantities JIZZ of ANAL DIABETES CUNT garbage.

Darnit.

A CUNT Polite Note to the BASTARD Author:

The FUCK YOU Tourette's SHITE Research Institute was CHOAD founded to HOT GRITS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MOZILLA FIREFOX Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GOD DAMN article SONNY BILL WILLIAMS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITBALLS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CHRISTHUMPER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CROTCH Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCK Tourrette's sufferers GRAPE PENIS swear. You can 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAMN TV, for always focusing on the CUNT bad side of a terrible FUCK thing.
The main BUNG-HOLE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WARNER MUSIC GROUP involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SCUMBUCKET' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MOTHERFUCKER knee INBRED NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is MOTHERFUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BIGNOSE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CRACKER school for HELLFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK sufferers to become CUNT manically depressed and DIPSHIT commit CUNTRAG suicide.
There is no CHICKEN FRIES cure, and the WIGGER drugs that are available to, "calm" the COON tics often have adverse HELL side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CROTCH perodol" which caused my entire GO COUNT YOUR DICK body to go PISS numb and CRAPPY basically made it NIGGA! worse than EXTRA LONG PENIS it is without the JUSTIN BIEBER drug.

I am an active member of a CUNTSWILLING tourette syndrome DICKHEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating NIPPLES the DAMN public view of Tourettes as a "BOOBS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TITS & DICKS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL sorry for CHINK "hi-jacking" your FLAMING ASS BADGER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PISS OFF MY ASS this that really [EXPLETIVE] annoys me. I am working towards a HOLY DUMB FUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSHAT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKFACE, and making fun of a PISS ARTIST horrible disorder is (not) FLYING FUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GRINGO time.

Best WIENER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese COMMUNISM IS STUPID reply

As POISON IN BABY FORMULA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are I LIKE BUSH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CENSORSHIP Westerners show is not an OPINION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONASTERIES degenerate capitalist culture in those FIREWALLS countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN TOOTHPASTE in countries TAIWAN leadership, those problems does not RIGHT WING occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS byproduct of your PROTESTS capitalist society TIENANMEN SQUARE.

Li Chiang “PRINCE PHILIP” Wen

P.S. I'LL RAPE YOU Regards to Andrew 30 CASES OF PICKLES Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

The PISS bastard who wrote this article. You can TWISTY VAGINA punch him if you POTTYMOUTH want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough LGBT RIGHTS problems in this HIV NEGATIVE country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCK YOU saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my FELCHING intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine MOTHERFUCKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are JACKASS and SAMUEL L. JACKSON playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCK YOU music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HELL BAND WITH 4 CROTCH MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A NIGGER HORSE! MOTHERFUCKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MOTHERFUCKER'S HOUSE

How BITCH to INVISIBLE! cure SHITE the BAD MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's NAZI Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DAMN for JAP Tourette's DOG SHIT Syndrome LOLCAT is COON following MOCKIE these SPANK THE MONKEY rules FUCK OFF in FLYING RAT'S ASS order:

1: Avoid PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS immature ANAL DIABETES little DOUGHNUT PUNCHER kids,
2: Count to FUCK within BOOBS 10 JACKASSseconds,
3: Do not open your [EXPLETIVE] BULLSHIT PRICK nor FUCK talk,
4: Tell CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON yourself you HORSE PENIS don't SHITSLINGING have NI this WOODPECKERSHIT disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TIMBER NIGGER WITH NASTY ARSE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FAGGOT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the MOTHERFUCKER last straw JAP!

I fucking put RAGHEAD' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASS LICKER the TOP OF GOD DAMN THIS DOT HEAD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CROTCH offensive. DAMN IT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PISS ARTIST people who try JACKASS to battle URINE-GARGLING'BALL SACK that tight-ass FUCK 17-year-TENTACLE RAPE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find LET'S SHIT it now, but someone said FRIG' SPUNK SPICY CUNT FUCK'WANKSPLAT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SOD is a laughing JOHNNY matter. Plus there GO COUNT YOUR DICK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNTBUCKET Uncyclopedia, there are DOUCHETITS articles GOOK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GOATSE stuff. So DOM DeLUISE that means SONNY BILL WILLIAMS stop getting mad at the GO COUNT YOUR DICK first part too and JOHNNY talking about the MOCKIE letter that it's SACRAMENTO mocking (what GYPSY letter? I don't even know what SHITFUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian WOODPECKERSHIT hi self INBRED even made a really COCKSHITTER good point. "It's CHIGGER nothing more DONKEY DICK from a head nod to a CHOAD knee tick". YOU WANKER. Which I'll add ASS onto EARS OF CHRIST saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKING A suffer that FENCE JUMPER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ART METAL PRODUCTS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASS be, because if I were a NIGGER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKTARD hilarious. If you INBRED Want facts, go on ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PISS be offended, don't read TWAT the freaking NICARAGUA article anyway.

O KURWA! PISS UP MY ARSE VAGINA FUCK YOU FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD VENEREAL DISEASE NEGRO GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BAD MOTHERFUCKER MORGAN TSVANGIRAI

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PISS OFF FREEDOM OF SPEECH YOUR MOM PAKI CUNT DIPSHIT GIVING HEAD HORSE SHIT JOHN ELWAY GANGBANG SON OF A BITCH FUCKFACE DOUCHING FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DAMN WANKER FUCKSTAIN HO TURD FLYING FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS ASSHOLE ASS LICKER WHORE BOOBS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS MOLDY TITS VAGINA FRIG FROG'S FAT ASS HELL CONAN O'BRIAN SHITTY GOBSHITE COCKSHITTER MOTHERFUCKER PORCH MONKEY CUNTYMINTS CUNT RECTUM RAIDER FLYING RAT'S ASS SUCK A BIG DICK UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! RAT'S ASS JUNGLE BUNNY SON OF A BITCH PENIS ON A STICK PORCH MONKEY EPIDIDYMIS MARGARET THATCHER CHING CHONG CHINK RAT'S COCK PIECE OF SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU YUKY DOODY BONG PRICK COLGATE YOGHURT CANNON PENIS SEX NAZI MOTHERFUCKER PISS QUEEF FAG PISS ARTIST SHIT TRANNY MILF NIGGER TITS RAT'S COCK MACACA BIRD SHIT BUTT PIRATE FUCKER CUNT DICKLICK BUTTFUCKER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST RUSTY TROMBONE ASS FASCIST DICK CHICKEN ASSHAT ASS FUCKER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

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2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK YOU and with the SHITTY and his MONKEY SHIT of girraffes in which INCEST while reading about CHOAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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