Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BOB SAGET'WILLY WONKA'TITTYWANK'OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA'CUNT'I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL'HELL Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a TOWELHEAD look at the AMERICA ONLINE talk page of this SHIT article for notes or discussion before BITCH editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DOUCHE neurochemical FUCK disorder BITCH characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER?, sudden HELL m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! or SHITPISSER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SON OF A BITCH in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKWIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may KIKE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SAMUEL L. JACKSON by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITSKIN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CAPTAIN CRUNCH PENIS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS utterFUCKance of socially RUSTY TROMBONE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DICK IN A BOX television programs to address FUCKSTAIN Tourette's syndrome.

GARBAGE DAY! Tourette's is REDSKIN not to be DICKFACE confused with CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CUNT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! random VENEREAL DISEASE disorientation, culturally-DILDO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TWAT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local RAT'S ASS language, CUM and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TITTYWANK CC PLZ of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA souvenir shoppes and massive WALRUS SHIT quantities ORGASM of ANAL DIABETES BORDER HOPPER garbage.

Darnit.

A SPICY CUNT FUCK Polite Note to the PUSSY Author:

The FUCKFACE Tourette's VILLAGE DUMP Research Institute was SCUMBAG founded to BUGGER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DIPSHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your I'LL RAPE YOU article MOTHERFUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CRACKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNTSWILLING changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CUNT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASSCRACK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PISS OFF MY ASS Tourrette's sufferers VAGINA swear. You can DAMMIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CLUSTERFUCK TV, for always focusing on the CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM bad side of a terrible GIVING HEAD thing.
• The main CUNT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TWISTY VAGINA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCK A DUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WANK knee SUCK MY DICK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is RAT'S ASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TURD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at LET'S SHIT school for EAT MY SHIT! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MASTURBATION sufferers to become ASSHAT manically depressed and NIPPLES commit I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL suicide.
• There is no PUSSY cure, and the JOHN SMILEY FACE drugs that are available to, "calm" the RAT'S COCK tics often have adverse BIG FOOT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BITCH perodol" which caused my entire SHIT body to go DICKHEAD numb and TITWANK basically made it NIGGA! worse than CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM it is without the SHITTY drug.

I am an active member of a HELL tourette syndrome MOTHERFUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WANK the PISS OFF public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKTARD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SOD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITTY sorry for VAGINA "hi-jacking" your BUTT-HOLE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HO this that really SHITTY annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKING better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GO HOME AND DIE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITBALLS, and making fun of a WANK horrible disorder is (not) SUCK MY COCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK time.

Best RAGHEAD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASSHOLE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese OPINION reply

As DIMETHYL GLYCOL Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DISSIDENTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an DALAI LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT RIOTS degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT PROTESTS countries. When showing MONASTERIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROTESTS in countries I LIKE BUSH leadership, those problems does not TANK MAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MINORITIES byproduct of your PRINCE PHILIP capitalist society RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “MELAMINE” Wen

P.S. DAMN Regards to Andrew JOHN SMILEY FACE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The TITTIES bastard who wrote this article. You can IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! punch him if you ASSRAPING want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you KU KLUX KLAN remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with LGBT RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the RAGHEAD saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my DICKLICK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCK YOU and SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKWIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SON OF A BITCH BAND WITH 4 CRAPPY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSHAT HORSE! WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER?'S HOUSE

How FUCKFACE to CUNT CRAPPER cure FUCK the FUCK Tourette's CHIGGER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DOG SHIT for DAMN Tourette's ASSHOLE Syndrome JACKASS is ASSHOLE following WOP these PEARL NECKLACE rules NIGGER in AY-AY-AY order:

• 1: Avoid BULLCRAP immature TAMPONS little MOLDY TITS kids,
• 2: Count to FUCK YOU within INBRED 10 WOPseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ARSE TAMPONS SHITE nor FUCK talk,
• 4: Tell PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM yourself you EAT MY SHIT! don't BUTT PIRATE have WIKIPEDIA this DISSIDENTS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TWAT WITH NASTY EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? last straw JAP!

I fucking put D'OH' my comment at the TOP OF THE TITTIES PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DIRTY SANCHEZ the TOP OF BITCH THIS SHAKOPEE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JAP offensive. NORTH KOREA. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HELL people who try DYKE to battle SHIT'FLYING FUCK that tight-ass RAT'S COCK 17-year-BUTTFUCKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find HELL it now, but someone said ASSHOLE' GRINGO MOCCASINS'FLYING FUCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING WILLY WONKA is a laughing [Insert silly non-swear here] matter. Plus there SHITCOCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE Uncyclopedia, there are MASTURBATION articles CUNNILINGUS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HO stuff. So CHICKEN SHIT that means HELL stop getting mad at the FELCHMONKEY first part too and FAGGOT talking about the INCEST letter that it's BIG FOOT mocking (what MOTHERFUCKER letter? I don't even know what GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS the heck you're talking about). Adrian CONDOMS hi self DAMN even made a really FUCK good point. "It's PIXIES nothing more BLOWJOB from a head nod to a COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT knee tick". SNUFF PORN. Which I'll add PISS OFF MY ASS onto YOU WANKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKSTAIN suffer that POOPOO much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes MOCCASINS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DIRTY SANCHEZ be, because if I were a ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TONY LA RUSSA hilarious. If you DICK IN A BOX Want facts, go on FUCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll INCEST be offended, don't read PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT the freaking ANUSCAKE article anyway.

CAMEL FUCKER FRAK TITS & DICKS ASSHOLE THONG TASTER BASTARD SPIC COON DICKHEAD PIGFUCKER

JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK WANK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS GIVING HEAD GOD DAMN FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT NECROPHILIA CLUSTERFUCK BIRD IN THE HOUSE DAMN IT DUMBASS 30 CASES OF PICKLES GOBSHITE FUCKBAG SPANK THE MONKEY DUMBASS FUDGEPACKER DICK MY COMMUNION WAFER OF MOCCASINS CHRISTHUMPER DOG SHIT STEVE BALLMER DICKLICK SON OF A BITCH STEVE BALLMER BITCH FRIG FUCKWIT FLYING FUCK SPUNK BELLEND BOOBS BELLEND MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT BULLSHIT GRINGO BEAVER WETBACK BALLS ASSHAT LGBT RIGHTS GRIS FUCKER TOWELHEAD MOTHERFUCKER DICK CHICKEN FUCKFACE JAP FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKING D'OH SHITFACE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK POTTYMOUTH JACK ABRAMOFF PENISFUCK FUDGEPACKER PUSSYLICKER suck my mothers NEGRO SHITFUCKER MONKEY BALLS ASSCRACK ASSRAMMER FUCK HADJI MICK RAT'S ASS ASS REDNECK FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD SHITFUCKER DICKLICK JACKASS SHIT FELCHING ASSCRACK SCUMBAG WIKIPEDIA JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS TITWANK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITCOCK TITS GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE FRED PHELPS 666 HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA KIKE MOZILLA FIREFOX TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BITCH DONGSHOVER CHOAD KISSER FUCK SHITFACE SON OF A BITCH SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK SPANK THE MONKEY BULLSHIT LOGJAMMER GENITALIA PAKI GOATSE GOD DAMMIT ASSCRACK SMEG PEDOPHILIA PISS BALL SACK DILDO GENITALIA SHITFACE EXTRA LONG PENIS 666 BUTTFUCKER WANK FUCK FELLATIO NIGGER TITS HADJI WANKSPLAT TACO DICK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ARSE YOU WANKER ASSFACE DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT FLYING FUCK PORCH MONKEY EPIDIDYMIS ARSE NIGGER DALAI LAMA VAGINA COCKSHITTER JOHN SMILEY FACE WOODPECKERSHIT SHITHEAD I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PUSSYLICKER FELCHMONKEY RICK MORANIS DOUCHEBAG DICKHEAD BUKKAKE ASSFACE DOUCHETITS BITCH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BUGGER SON OF A BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK WANK FUCKING BRITNEY INCEST DAMNATION HAPPINESS YOGHURT CANNON RAT'S ASS COCKGOBLIN TWAT FEMADOM WALRUS SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK ASS CRAPPY WANK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MALL SANTA VENEREAL DISEASE DICKHEAD BUTT-HEAD BUGFUCK AUTOFELLATIO CONAN O'BRIAN LOLLIPOPS WOODPECKERSHIT CONDOMS MALARKY FENCE JUMPER CROTCH SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD NAZI ASSCRACK HELL BOOBS BITCH CAPTAIN CRUNCH SPUNK FUCK YOU DOUCHE SHITSLINGING LET'S SHIT SCROTUM WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? TOWELHEAD PISS OFF CUNT WANK CUNTBUCKET PISS OFF GOATSE LGBT RIGHTS CUNT PISS OFF MY ASS DILDO DICK HORSE PENIS ARSE BASTARD FUCKHEAD JACKASS INCEST PUNANI [expletive deleted] FUCK GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE BOOBIES FUCKING BASEBALL ASSWIPE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SAGGY TITS PIECE OF SHIT TRANNY ASS JERRY FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FUCKSTAIN BEAVER MOCKIE JENKEM PRICK STRAWBERRY ASS BITCH FELLATIO CLEMEN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! HONKY SHITFACE FUCK SCUMBAG PISSHOLE PISS OFF SHITE ASSFACE WETBACK VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN RECTUM RAIDER CAMEL JOCKEY HELL JACK OFF CUNT CRAPPER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SON OF A BITCH SHITFUCKER ASSHAT FU SPANG GOD DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS CRAP BASTARD ASSCRACK DAMN BONER FUCKING THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE GOOGLE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BOOBIES NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! INBRED ASSHOLE INDIA HAS NUKES MOTHERFUCKER MASTURBATION PISS OFF DICK TACO FUCKING COCK BUGGER OFF NIGGER TITS FELLATIO POLESMOKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD RECTUM RAIDER DICK TITTIES DEMOCRACY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SEMEN INCEST POWERSHIT FUCK OFF AUTOFELLATIO DAMMIT JERRY DILDO FUCKTARD JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHITSLIDE SHIT BUGFUCK I WILL KILL YOU! CUNT DICKLICK BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHITFUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOG SHIT REDNECK MOCKIE CAMEL FUCKER WIENER GYPSY HELL NI SHITHEAD SHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCK OFF RAT'S ASS ASS HORSE SHIT DAMN THONG TASTER TENTACLE RAPE CUM DAMMIT BONER DUMBASS SHITBALLS DICKLICK suck my mothers CUNT TITS FLYING FUCK POTTYMOUTH SPANK THE MONKEY RAT'S ASS BORDER HOPPER BITCH DICKHEAD MONKEY SHIT LIMEY BUGGER OFF SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SOD OFF DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT VAGINA SHITBALLS YOU WANKER SHITE JACKASS SHIT BULLSHIT TOTAL GENITALIA SON OF A BITCH GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASSHOLE GOAT DICK HELL FROG'S FAT ASS JUSTIN BIEBER ASSHOLE BOB SAGET BULLSHIT PORCH MONKEY PISS CHOAD BUTT PIRATE THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE CUM GREASER CUNT KAFFIR RAGHEAD PISS ARTIST CHOAD SHITE ASSCRACK FUCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PISS ARTIST ASSFACE DONKEY PUNCHER BASTARD TURD LIMEY CRAPPY SON OF A BITCH GRINGO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FAG SUCK A BIG DICK CHIGGER DOT HEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK HADJI WIKIPEDIA MOCCASINS PUSSY COCK ASSCRACK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CHIGGER DAMN SHITCUNTING FAG DOG SHIT GANGBANG SCRATCH! GROUNDER! RAT'S COCK BAT FUCK INSANE PUSSY DAMN KRAUT BITCH CAUCASIANS FUCKHEAD TAFFY FUCKING FLUFFY CLOUD DICKHEAD YOU WANKER PISS UP MY ARSE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CHUFF PISS FUCKWIT TURD GENITALIA QUEEF PORCH MONKEY POLAK DUMBASS FUCKHEAD DAMN IT PISS TESTICLE CHOKE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHITHEAD COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK WIKIPEDIA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GYPSY TWISTY VAGINA WANK [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] BITCH NORTH KOREA DILDO FUCKSTAIN INBRED DIPSHIT SHIT ANAL PENIS WANK PISS DOM DeLUISE WHITE PEOPLE BIGNOSE BUTTFUCKER FUCKTARD SOD CHIGGER BASTARD SHITTY MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK OFF RADIO FREE LUNCH SHAKOPEE CROTCH TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! COCK SHITFUCKER TRANNY BITCH GOD DAMN FUCK A DUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX RUSKIE TACO NAZI BASTARD FUCKTARD BALLS JACKASS SUCK MY COCK SHITFACE POOPOO HONKY GREASER CUNT I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! SON OF A BITCH MALARKY WANK BAD MOTHERFUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JIGGABOO QUEEF GREASER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BUKKAKE SHITE CLIT FELCHING ASSHOLE POLACK WIGGER PISS WETBACK HOLY DUMB FUCK GENITALIA LOGJAMMER SPICY CUNT FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RAGHEAD BULLSHIT CLUSTERFUCK POMMIE INBRED SHITHEAD DAMN IT HORSE PENIS FUCKING A TWAT KRAUT FUCKING A ASS DICKHEAD WANKER FUCKHEAD CHICKEN SHIT HORSE SHIT PICKANINNY WARNER MUSIC GROUP GENITALIA HORSE PENIS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CAMEL FUCKER FUCK OFF FUCKTARD YOU WANKER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BUTT-HEAD ART METAL PRODUCTS BUGGER OFF FUCK YOU BUTT PIRATE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES MOZILLA FIREFOX CRACKER LET'S SHIT RANDY TRAVIS TITTIES SHITSLINGING SHITE SHITE COCK ANAL DIABETES PENIS ON A BUN FUCK A DUCK HEIL HITLER! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BIRD SHIT BALLS BELGIUM SIGMUND FREUD BLUMPKIN DAGO INBRED INBRED LET'S SHIT MONKEY SHIT WANKSPLAT BUKKAKE BUTT PIRATE GOD DAMMIT GRIS DICK IN A BOX HOSER RAT'S ASS FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFACE BOLLOCKS BALLS ASS HAIL SATAN! DOUCHE NAZI PEACEFUL ASSFACE I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKWIT GANGBANG NIPPLES DAMMIT INBRED EARS OF CHRIST ASS NIGGER TITS FUCKSTAIN PISS OFF MY ASS JUNGLE BUNNY LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ASSFACE TWAT NEGRO BITCH FUCK OFF FUCK YOU FOUR-EYES SUCK COCKS IN HELL! IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCK OFF FUCKING A TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITE FROG'S FAT ASS DOUCHING SHIT RAT'S COCK TACO ASSFACE KNOBJOCKEY ASSHAT RANDY TRAVIS SHIT NECROPHILIA TUBA BULLSHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST HELL RAT'S COCK ASSHOLE GANGBANG WIKIPEDIA BIGNOSE DICKHEAD DOUCHING FUCKSTAIN LIMEY ASSWIPE LET'S SHIT POLACK BOYCOTT VIACOM! HOMO WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS GOD DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DOUCHEBAG LET'S SHIT BUGFUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HELL FUCK OFF CHINK CARPET MUNCHER DICK IN A BOX FRENCH TICKLER AAAAAAAAA! SEMEN NAZI TENTACLE RAPE GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH SHIT INJUN FAG BOB SAGET 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHITSLINGING I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ASSHOLE CHRISTHUMPER FUCK A DUCK HELL SHITTING DICK NIPPLES RAGHEAD BASTARD BALL SACK HORSE PENIS PISS ARTIST DIPSHIT GOD DAMN VAGINA PRICK DONKEY DICK RAT'S ASS RAT'S ASS MASTURBATION RAT'S COCK FUCKFACE TWO-INCH PENIS POMMIE PEEPEE MILF FUCK FENCE JUMPER ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PRICK PISS ARTIST ASS FUCKBAG GOD DAMMIT BOLLOCKS SHITE ORGASM CANNED QUOTE POLESMOKER NIPPLES GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! WANK GOATSE GOATSE CUNT COON ALEX TREBEK MOZILLA FIREFOX PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MARGARET THATCHER 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHITHEAD MOLDY TITS EAT MY SHIT! NIGGER HELLFIRE FELCHING SHITTY SUCK MY DICK MONKEY'S UNCLE QUEEF TIMBER NIGGER DOUCHEBAG BLUMPKIN BUTT-HEAD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCK A DUCK MOCCASINS ORGASM [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] ANAL DIABETES O CANADA ARSE WOP I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCK SHITFACE ASS YOUR MOM BOOBIES NEOPETS CHOAD KISSER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WANK TAMPON IN MY ASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BITCH DOG SHIT RIGHTS FUCK OFF VENEREAL DISEASE DEVELOPERS! DOG SHIT FUCKTARD SLOPE DIPSHIT TIT DIRT DICKHEAD YID TOWELHEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SEX WIGGER SUCK MY COCK FUCKFACE FELCHMONKEY TURD CHRISTHUMPER BRITNEY OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH PISS OFF ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PISS ARTIST CUNNILINGUS CUNTRAG FOUR-EYES SOD OFF SHITHEAD FUCKTARD SHIT ARSE SAGGY TITS INBRED LIMEY SHITSLINGING FROG HOMO COCKSUCKER SNUFF PORN PIGFUCKER BUGGER OFF URINE-GARGLING RECTUM RAIDER P'KANG HAIL SATAN! QUEEF SHITCUNTING ASSHAT SCUMBAG RUSKIE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SON OF A BITCH BONER BLUE PENIS! FUCK OFF GOBSHITE I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND TWISTY VAGINA SHITSLINGING FUCKBAG SEX HELL SEX AY-AY-AY CRAPMUNCHER BITCH ASS LICKER ASS KAFFIR MOTHERFUCKER FALSE BENSON PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NIPPLES WALRUS SHIT FUCKWIT ASSFACE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING A I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! INBRED DICK TITS FUCK OFF SHITCOCK CUNT VAGINA PISS SCUMBUCKET WOP BUNG-HOLE WANK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS AMERICA ONLINE LET'S SHIT DOG FUCKER SHITSLINGING CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SCROTUM MAMA MIA CLUSTERFUCK ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKHEAD GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS AMERICA ONLINE FELCHING FUCKING BASEBALL BORDER HOPPER ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SON OF A BITCH CONAN O'BRIAN GANGBANG CUNTYMINTS SHITFACE CUNT CRAPPER BOON FUCKSTAIN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER NIGGER MACACA SHIT D'OH CARPET MUNCHER CUNNILINGUS CAMEL JOCKEY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCK A DUCK CHINK CHOAD MALARKY GOAT DICK PISS FASHION BUG ASS PISS ARTIST HELLFIRE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCK SEMPRINI PISS UP MY ARSE CHAV CUNTRAG BLUMPKIN ASS FELCHING BONG MOCCASINS WANK HORSE SHIT SCUMBUCKET MONKEY BALLS FLYING FUCK DELICIOUS CAKE NIPPLES GYPSY ASSRAPING POOPOO 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKING A FUCKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN FUCK SON OF A BITCH PRICK DICKFACE FUCKING TUBA SHITCOCK RUSTY TROMBONE LOLCAT PENIS FUDGEPACKER GIVING HEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GRINGO FUCKHEAD GANGBANG D'OH SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH COCKSMOKER WIKIPEDIA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TIT DIRT REDNECK BALLS SHITFUCKER PORCH MONKEY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITHEAD DAMMIT DICKLICK GOATSE BUTTFUCKER BOOBIES WINDOWS VISTA WETBACK PUSSY CUNTING ASSCRACK LIMEY CHIGGER PISS HELL MILF WANK ASS BORDER HOPPER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MASTURBATION I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FRAK JERK OFF [expletive deleted] KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 ASSFACE BUGGER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CLUSTERFUCK FUCKBAG [EXPLETIVE] YOU WANKER FLYING RAT'S ASS NAZI DICKHEAD DOUCHING MASTURBATION RAT'S ASS BUGFUCK WOODPECKERSHIT DOG FUCKER MARGARET THATCHER LAKE TITICACA SHIT PICKANINNY ASSCRACK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SPIC GENITALIA REDSKIN SHITE DICK BAT FUCK INSANE DIPSHIT ASS ASSHAT HELL SHIT FUCKWIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DIPSHIT GOATSE WANK FUCKING MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCK PISS ARTIST CUNT YOUR MOM ASSCRACK HONKY CUNT ASSFACE ASSBANDIT JAP DILDO ANAL DICK WIGGER SPIC DICK CHICKEN ASS CUNNILINGUS GOD DAMMIT CUNTBUCKET NECROPHILIA DAMMIT ASSCRACK DAMN [expletive deleted] COLGATE SHITSLINGING CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK YOU COCK TOSSER PEARL NECKLACE FELLATIO HITLER INBRED OLD CHRIST OF A HAIL SATAN! MONKEY BALLS TITTYWANK CAPTAIN CRUNCH WIENER SHITE RAPE PEEPEE CROTCH NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PRICK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! YOU WANKER CLIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES TWAT PEDOPHILIA CAMEL JOCKEY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FRITZ GOD DAMMIT PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! TITTIES SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BALL SACK BUGFUCK ARSE MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS PEDOPHILIA CONDOMS FELLATIO DOM DeLUISE DIPSHIT BUTTFUCKER SHITFUCKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SON OF A BITCH RAGHEAD BASTARD FUCKFACE NAZI CLEMEN FUCKING SAND NIGGER SCROTUM ASSWIPE TOWELHEAD VAGINA I'LL RAPE YOU YOGHURT CANNON DOUCHE MOTHERFUCKER BIG FOOT MOTHERFUCKER REDSKIN SHITTY FUCKWIT ASSHAT CHRISTHUMPER POOPY SLOPE SEX FEWMETS WHORE CHOAD VAGINA TAFFY CLIT DAGO BOOBS DAMN IT CUNT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive YOU WANKER and with the SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH and his FUCK A DUCK of girraffes in which SOD OFF while reading about BALL SACK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKSTAIN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• WALRUS SHIT