Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SPIC'DAMN'BIGNOSE'PISSHOLE'CONAN O'BRIAN'DOUGHNUT PUNCHER'REDNECK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DAMNATION neurochemical FUCK disorder CUNT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid LAKE TITICACA, sudden FUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements LOGJAMMER or FUCKWIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSRAMMER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITFACE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FROG'S FAT ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DUMBASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MASTURBATION SHITE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BITCH utterFUCKance of socially ASSHOLE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FRAK television programs to address BUTTFUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

BELGIUM Tourette's is DAMN not to be BASTARD confused with TITTIES Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying AMERICA ONLINE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUTTFUCKER random FUCK NUGGET disorientation, culturally-BIRD SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PISS ARTIST outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GANGBANG language, BOON and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKTARD GOD DAMN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky QUEEF souvenir shoppes and massive ASS quantities TITS & DICKS of ANAL DIABETES BITCH garbage.

Darnit.

A JESSE McCARTNEY Polite Note to the BITCH Author:

The BITCH Tourette's ORGASM Research Institute was FUCKER founded to DUMBASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKING Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HOSER article CUNTSWILLING funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JUNGLE BUNNY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or [expletive deleted] changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance YOGHURT CANNON.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKBAG Tourrette's sufferers HELL swear. You can HELL blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NORTH KOREA TV, for always focusing on the FUCK A DUCK bad side of a terrible JACK OFF thing.
• The main PIG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TITTYWANK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CHIGGER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITHEAD knee FLYING FUCK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BULLSHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SAMUEL L. JACKSON cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BEAVER school for O CANADA something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE sufferers to become FUCK manically depressed and PISS OFF commit BUGGER suicide.
• There is no ASS cure, and the SLOPE drugs that are available to, "calm" the ANUSCAKE tics often have adverse BRITNEY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DIPSHIT perodol" which caused my entire PORCH MONKEY body to go ASS numb and CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE basically made it NIGGA! worse than OSTRICH MY ASS it is without the MOTHERFUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a DOUCHETITS tourette syndrome PORCH MONKEY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WHORE the PENIS ON A STICK public view of Tourettes as a "PAKI swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GOD DAMN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ALF sorry for HOLY DUMB FUCK "hi-jacking" your DICKFACE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JUSTIN BIEBER this that really GIVING HEAD annoys me. I am working towards a REBECCA BLACK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITSLINGING article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BULLCRAP, and making fun of a DAMN horrible disorder is (not) RUSTY TROMBONE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PRICK time.

Best DOG SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “NIGGER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FREEDOM OF SPEECH reply

As BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PANCHEN LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CENSORSHIP Westerners show is not an STUDENT PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of WIKIPEDIA degenerate capitalist culture in those COMMUNISM IS STUPID countries. When showing DISSIDENTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust AMERICA'S GREAT! in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not UIGURS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHT WING byproduct of your RIVER CRABS SUCK capitalist society STUDENT RIOTS.

Li Chiang “CENSORSHIP” Wen

P.S. SUCK MY DICK Regards to Andrew FAGGOT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The HOLY DUMB FUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can WANK punch him if you GYPSY want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CONDOMS article. We have enough I DON'T HAVE AIDS problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you CONDOMS remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BITCH saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my LOGJAMMER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine LAKE TITICACA Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BITCH and CHOAD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JIZZ music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) REBECCA BLACK BAND WITH 4 FELLATIO MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SAGGY TITS HORSE! LAKE TITICACA IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO LAKE TITICACA'S HOUSE

How JAP to WANK cure CRAPMUNCHER the CUNNILINGUS Tourette's JOHN ELWAY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment YOGHURT CANNON for BUTTFUCKER Tourette's BITCH Syndrome ASSHOLE is MILF following QUEEF these POTTYMOUTH rules JERRY in FUCKSTAIN order:

• 1: Avoid SHITTY immature I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL little HELL kids,
• 2: Count to DOUCHING within SHIT 10 GENITALIAseconds,
• 3: Do not open your MOLDY TITS FUCKING A ASSCRACK nor SHITFUCKER talk,
• 4: Tell GO HOME AND DIE yourself you CRAPMUNCHER don't CUNTING ASSCRACK have SCRATCH! GROUNDER! this HOT GRITS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NIGGER WITH NASTY SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the LAKE TITICACA last straw TWAT!

I fucking put INBRED' my comment at the TOP OF THE AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at LENS CRAFTERS the TOP OF All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy THIS WANK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be RUSTY TROMBONE offensive. CHOAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASSHAT people who try BITCH to battle RUSTY TROMBONE'ASS that tight-ass SHIT 17-year-BUTT-HEAD—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NIGGER it now, but someone said POTTYMOUTH' TRANNY FUCK OFF'FUCKSTAIN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BITCH is a laughing BATHING SUIT AREA matter. Plus there PISS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CHIGGER Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKING A articles FENCE JUMPER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FRIG stuff. So MOCKIE that means VENEREAL DISEASE stop getting mad at the PISS first part too and ASSFACE talking about the RAPE letter that it's FUCKHEAD mocking (what BONER letter? I don't even know what WANKSPLAT the heck you're talking about). Adrian BITCH hi self ASSHAT even made a really SEX good point. "It's SAND NIGGER nothing more DIRTY SANCHEZ from a head nod to a PISS OFF MY ASS knee tick". JACK OFF. Which I'll add SHITFUCKER onto BUTTFUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't HI, BILLY MAYS HERE suffer that FUCKHEAD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASSWIPE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to AY-AY-AY be, because if I were a NIGNOG Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MICK hilarious. If you SHUT UP, MEG! Want facts, go on I'LL RAPE YOU Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JACK OFF be offended, don't read FUCK the freaking BUGFUCK article anyway.

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE POOPOO FUCK OFF KIKE SHITSKIN SHIT DICKFACE RAGHEAD WINDOWS VISTA FUCKSTAIN

DICKFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS INBRED NIGGER ASSWIPE WANK JACKASS SHIT WIGGER JIZZ TWAT SMILES SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DONKEY PUNCHER DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE WALRUS SHIT PEARL NECKLACE DICKFACE BOOBIES FIST FUCK CUNT CHOLERA IS FUN! HO ART METAL PRODUCTS GYPSY BLUMPKIN ORGASM FUCKWIT MOCCASINS STEVE BALLMER CLUSTERFUCK DAMN IT ASSHAT TUBA LET'S SHIT NIGGER FLYING FUCK DONKEY DICK RAPE SHITHEAD CUM DAMN IT GIVING HEAD GARBAGE DAY! DAMN GYPSY FUCKTARD JIGGABOO BALLS ASSWIPE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE GIVING HEAD HELL GENITALIA BIGNOSE BOOBIES KIDDY FIDDLER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKSTAIN CC PLZ FUCK YOU MAMA MIA JOHNNY SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER ORGASM BUKKAKE SLOPE GOD DAMMIT DIPSHIT FUCKBAG CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON GOD DAMN DAMMIT suck my mothers ASS ASSHAT POOPY FROG'S FAT ASS HADJI HELL RAT'S COCK WANK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FAG FAGGOT BIRD SHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA YOGHURT CANNON FAGGOT FUCKFACE POMMIE DICK IN A BOX SOD BITCH BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKING FUCKFUCKER POMMIE TITWANK FUCKBAG PEARL NECKLACE WETBACK GOD DAMN RAT'S ASS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SHITSLINGING JAP ASS BOOBIES BATHING SUIT AREA BANGKOK HENTAI DIPSHIT BOLLOCKS TITS REDNECK RUSTY TROMBONE FRIG GOD DAMN WANK CLUSTERFUCK BUTT PIRATE CUNT CRACKER CLIT WOP CROTCH O KURWA! FUCKSTAIN SCUMBAG JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FRAK PUSSYLICKER PISS KIKE FUCKER SHITTY WOP FUCKHEAD WIGGER SHITTY FAG BASTARD BONER CC PLZ ORGASM PISSHOLE SHITE SON OF A BITCH RAT'S ASS CAMEL JOCKEY GOD DAMN BEAVER WANKER SHITCUNTING CUNT DIPSHIT BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU SHAKOPEE ASSHAT SNUFF PORN ASS DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE INJUN CLEVELAND STEAMER PENIS ON A BUN SOD SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUNTING ASSCRACK ASS DOG SHIT COCKGOBLIN I DON'T HAVE AIDS KRAUT SHITHEAD BASTARD HUEY P. NEWTON TITTYWANK PENIS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTT PIRATE FUCK ASS LIMEY HELLFUCKER ASSCRACK GOBSHITE JACK OFF RAPE JACKASS VENEREAL DISEASE PISS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD D'OH PENIS WANK QUEEF TRANNY FLYING RAT'S ASS SAND NIGGER TWO-INCH PENIS MOTHERFUCKER FELLATIO BELLEND POMMIE SHIT CLIT CRACKER VENEREAL DISEASE JIZZ POMMIE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT COON MONKEY BALLS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CHOAD KISSER NEOPETS FUCKFACE D'OH PEDOPHILIA POMMIE FELLATIO I CAN AFFORD FOOD PISS OFF SEMEN CONDOMS TITWANK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SUITCASE PENIS SHIT GO HOME AND DIE FUCKHEAD SHIT CHIGGER BIRD SHIT BITCH HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS TURD REDSKIN EXTRA LONG PENIS BULLSHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSWIPE SHITHEAD CC PLZ ASSCRACK MALARKY CUM LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS JESSE McCARTNEY ASSHAT FOUR-EYES BOOBS MAMA MIA RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST GREASER FUCK LOLCAT RAT'S ASS FLYING FUCK DICKFACE FUCKER JOHNNY JACKASS MAMA MIA RAT'S COCK I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN CROTCH BUTTFUCKER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHITFACE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SEMEN JACKASS PRICK FUCKHEAD POLAK ASS BONER YOU WANKER EXTRA LONG PENIS FELCHING NECROPHILIA ASSHOLE DYKE FIST FUCK MOTHERFUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS GIVING HEAD MALARKY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS POLACK FUCKING YOUR MOM MONKEY SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RAT'S COCK TENTACLE RAPE DONKEY PUNCHER ANAL DIABETES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TAMPONS VAGINA SHITTY CLIT VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK YOU PISS OFF SAGGY TITS SUCK MY COCK CHICKEN FRIES FUCK OFF MONKEY SHIT KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 KRAUT DOT HEAD I'LL RAPE YOU DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PEARL NECKLACE MAMA MIA BITCH TWISTY VAGINA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CAMEL JOCKEY PENISBIRD SON OF A BITCH MILF FUCKWIT FUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MICK WANKSPLAT ASSFACE ASSCRACK POMMIE BLISTERING BARNACLES JENKEM MALARKY BITCH SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PIGFUCKER SHITTY SHITFACE CHRISTHUMPER JOHNNY ASSCRACK TITMOUSE FEMADOM JACKASS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? YOU WANKER WANK POLAK QUEEF THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS JOHNNY BASTARD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BITCH CLEVELAND STEAMER CLUSTERFUCK TAMPONS BITCH REDNECK DONKEY PUNCHER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FELLATIO BUTTFUCKER CLIT BUGGER OFF SPANK THE MONKEY GOD DAMN FEMADOM FOOTBALL FUCK YOU COCK MOCCASINS RAT'S ASS LIMEY SHITFACE DUNE COON SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DOG SHIT SHITSLIDE HADJI DAMN CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DAMN ASSFACE FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK FUCK OFF LAKE TITICACA SUCK MY DICK TWAT BELLEND PAKI AUTOFELLATIO TITS & DICKS DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HAIL SATAN! SHIT CUNNILINGUS BITCH CHICKEN SHIT DONKEY DICK FAG TWAT GOATSE BLOWJOB GREASER ASS FENCE JUMPER WANKER MONKEY BALLS D'OH LIKE FATHER LIKE SON MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FELCHING MAMA MIA I'LL RAPE YOU DOUCHEBAG ASSRAPING DOUCHE NAZI BALLS SPUNK GENITALIA BULLSHIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS CLUSTERFUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMN ASSCRACK CLEMEN BOB SAGET DAMN IT CUNT CHICKEN SHIT TITTIES HADJI HONKY MOTHERFUCKER POLACK WALRUS SHIT REDSKIN HATE HATE HAT BIRD SHIT RECTUM RAIDER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT MOCKIE TOSSER SCUMBAG SHITSLIDE WIENER PENIS DAMN SPUNK CRAP BITCH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS NIGGER TITS POWERSHIT DOODIE HEAD SHITFACE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKWIT SON OF A BITCH BOB SAGET [EXPLETIVE] MONKEY SHIT DICK NAZI SUGARTITS FUCK YOU JACK OFF POWERSHIT CHOAD KISSER FIRECROTCH CUNT LAPPER ASS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! GOATSE PENIS POLACK PUSSYLICKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES ANUSCAKE BOOBS SEMPRINI I WILL KILL YOU! SIGMUND FREUD SHITTY CLUSTERFUCK FUCKHEAD SHITE DOUCHE SEMEN FUCK OFF HELL ASS ASS SEMEN FUCKING A SPICY CUNT FUCK BASTARD VENEREAL DISEASE GOD DAMN JUNGLE BUNNY DOUCHE NAZI WOMEN'S RIGHTS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT COCK YOGHURT CANNON SHITE SOD SHITE BITCH FUCK OFF HELL FUCKING FUCKER HELL ANUSCAKE FUCK REDNECK DAMN PISS JIGGABOO I DON'T HAVE AIDS SAND NIGGER NIGGER TITS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FENCE JUMPER POMMIE ASSHOLE CUNT PISS ARTIST DICKLICK YOUR MOM COCK CUNTYMINTS DEVELOPERS! CLUSTERFUCK SNUFF PORN HELL POOPOO BIRD SHIT BIRD SHIT BEANER GOBSHITE BUTTFUCKER BOOBIES BALL SACK BUTTFUCKER LOGJAMMER GOOK BITCH FUCK GIVING HEAD MOTHERFUCKER DOODIE HEAD FUCKHEAD BIRD IN THE HOUSE FLYING RAT'S ASS SUCK MY DICK POOPOO DICK SHITCOCK WIENER CRACKER DICKHEAD CUNTSWILLING LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CUNTSWILLING CHINK FUCKSTAIN JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PENIS ON A STICK ASSCRACK RICK MORANIS FROG'S FAT ASS [EXPLETIVE] CRAP CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CHIGGER DONKEY DICK CLIT FUCKFACE BENCH PRESS FREE ELECTIONS TITS FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD ASSFACE KIKE GENITALIA TITMOUSE SHITTY PIGFUCKER TITS JAP HITLER SHITSLINGING ANAL RAT'S ASS MASTICATION FOR THE NATION SHITTY PISS ARTIST CROTCH BIGNOSE FOUR-EYES DONKEY DICK FUCKFACE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE WIGGER FUCK ART METAL PRODUCTS GENITALIA FUCKING A DIPSHIT GOD DAMN FUCK NUGGET RECTUM RAIDER SHIT ASSFACE FEATURED ROSIE O'DONNELL MASTURBATION FUCKING JUMP! DAGO MOTHERFUCKER HEIL HITLER! TOSSER CUNT CONDOMS FROG'S FAT ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUNTRAG DAMN DAMN BALL SACK ANAL FUCK OFF ANAL DIABETES BELLEND TOWELHEAD RICK MORANIS PISS FUCKSTAIN BLISTERING BARNACLES IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FRIG MOTHERFUCKER I RAPE WALRUSES! COCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASSRAMMER COON EMO BUGGER FUCKBAG TWAT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMN ASSWIPE BIGNOSE AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! BONER WIENER LAKE TITICACA RAT'S COCK FLYING FUCK PISSHOLE SHITBALLS DOG SHIT COON BOOBIES GYPSY BITCH MASTURBATION DAMN CRACKER RAGHEAD GIVING HEAD suck my mothers MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DIRTY SANCHEZ POMMIE BONER BUTT PIRATE SHITTY pen0r CUNTRAG FUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GOAT DICK GIVING HEAD CUNT WANK HONKY CUNT PORCUPINE'S BALLS NEGRO FUCKSTAIN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BITCH FUCKBAG WHORE RAT'S COCK DICKHEAD QUEEF ASS LICKER POO POO BLOWJOB RAT'S COCK DICKFACE BASTARD FUCKBAG FELLATIO MOTHERFUCKER CRAPPY WETBACK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DOUCHETITS DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKFACE GYPSY FUCKHEAD BASTARD LOGJAMMER TAMPONS RAPE TITS SHITCOCK KIDDY FIDDLER pen0r CHIGGER ASS FASCIST AUTOFELLATIO SHIT BOB SAGET DEVELOPERS! TESTICLE CHOKE DICKLICK YUKY DOODY COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SHITFACE WETBACK ART METAL PRODUCTS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DONALD RUMSFELD ANAL SUITCASE PENIS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BOLLOCKS BLUE PENIS! HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY DIPSHIT DAMN IT FUCKFACE SHITSKIN FUCKING JUMP! FUCKFACE CAMEL JOCKEY GOD DAMN NAZI JUNGLE BUNNY CAMEL FUCKER FUCKHEAD FELCHING FROG BOON TRANNY MALARKY NIPPLES SHIT ASS FRIG SIGMUND FREUD ART METAL PRODUCTS ARSE CHOAD POOPOO MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT FUCKWIT GOD DAMN WANKSPLAT COON SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK FUCKING 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DUMBASS GOBSHITE BITCH FUCK YOU BLUMPKIN SHIT BULLCRAP NIGGER BITCH GOD DAMMIT PEARL NECKLACE I'LL RAPE YOU TITMOUSE ASS PEDOPHILIA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! YOUR MOM BIRD SHIT PORCH MONKEY CONDOMS FUCK YOU RAT'S ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHE LET'S SHIT FUCK YOU RAPE PUNANI BULLSHIT CLUSTERFUCK MOCCASINS CONDOMS TOTAL FUCKER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHUT UP, MEG! SHITHEAD FELLATIO DICKHEAD HORSE SHIT POLAK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BITCH JACK OFF TITS SNUFF PORN WHORE BITCH BULLSHIT BUGGER FUCKING MOCCASINS BOOBIES FUCKWIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CUM AUTOFELLATIO HITLER HAIL SATAN! SHITPISSER PISS ARTIST JOHNNY BLOWJOB I'LL RAPE YOU FAGGOT NICARAGUA FUCK A DUCK DOUCHING TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MOLDY TITS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKSTAIN CUNT CAMEL JOCKEY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink POOPY PORCH MONKEY SLOPE BITCH STRAWBERRY ASS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FELCHMONKEY PISSHOLE GOD DAMN SHITCOCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DUNE COON and with the EMO and his SHIT of girraffes in which CHICKEN SHIT while reading about FIST FUCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CHING CHONG CHINK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• JERK OFF