Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BITCH'PISSHOLE'IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD'ASSWIPE'DAMMIT'MOCCASINS'LAKE TITICACA Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a POLACK look at the NIGGER talk page of this AUTOFELLATIO article for notes or discussion before BONER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DICKLICK neurochemical FUCK disorder RAT'S COCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FALUN GONG, sudden BALLS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FENCE JUMPER or CHUFF vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PIECE OF SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ROSIE O'DONNELL way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may POLESMOKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TITS & DICKS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PISS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat AUTOFELLATIO FELLATIO words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CHUFF utterFUCKance of socially ROSIE O'DONNELL objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first INBRED television programs to address NEGRO Tourette's syndrome.

PEARL NECKLACE Tourette's is RAPE not to be BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER confused with HORSE SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WIGGER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves pen0r random COCK disorientation, culturally-GOD DAMN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TACO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local RUSKIE language, BEANER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places COCKSTUFFER CRACKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MAMA MIA souvenir shoppes and massive JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST quantities ASS of ANAL DIABETES DIPSHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A FRAK Polite Note to the ABO Author:

The LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! Tourette's JUNGLE BUNNY Research Institute was DUMBASS founded to DILDO.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKBAG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BUTT PIRATE article CHUFF funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HOT GRITS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SEMEN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BLISTERING BARNACLES.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BASTARD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of GRINGO Tourrette's sufferers DICKHEAD swear. You can SHITE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame I'LL RAPE YOU TV, for always focusing on the PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS bad side of a terrible PUSSY thing.
• The main ARSEBADGERS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GOD DAMN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HUMAN RIGHTS knee GOOK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PUSSY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASSCRACK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FRENCH TICKLER school for SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNT sufferers to become SHITHEAD manically depressed and HOMO commit JIGGABOO suicide.
• There is no DAGO cure, and the DAMN drugs that are available to, "calm" the NIGNOG tics often have adverse CRAP ON A STICK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE perodol" which caused my entire BASTARD body to go HORSE SHIT numb and GOBSHITE basically made it NIGGA! worse than NIHILISM it is without the RAPE drug.

I am an active member of a BUTT PIRATE tourette syndrome SUCK MY DICK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PENIS ON A BUN the CLUSTERFUCK public view of Tourettes as a "LET'S SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKFACE sorry for POLACK "hi-jacking" your FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! this that really MONKEY'S UNCLE annoys me. I am working towards a REBECCA BLACK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT, and making fun of a NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! horrible disorder is (not) KAFFIR funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHIT time.

Best TOWELHEAD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BASTARD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIVER CRABS SUCK reply

As MONASTERIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT RIOTS Westerners show is not an TAIWAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CENSORSHIP degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN BABY FORMULA countries. When showing ELECTION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHRISTIANITY in countries MINORITIES leadership, those problems does not RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN BABY FORMULA byproduct of your COMMUNISM IS STUPID capitalist society PANCHEN LAMA.

Li Chiang “SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY” Wen

P.S. ASS Regards to Andrew HOMO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MUGABE HAS AIDS reply

The I RAPE WALRUSES! bastard who wrote this article. You can PISS punch him if you NICARAGUA want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with CONDOMS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not RHODESIA white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my PEDOPHILIA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FALUN GONG Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are LOLLIPOPS and SEX playing Roblox's Adopt Me with GOD DAMN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) OSTRICH MY ASS BAND WITH 4 SEMEN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A VAGINA HORSE! FALUN GONG IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FALUN GONG'S HOUSE

How FUCKER to SHITSKIN cure ASSFACE the COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Tourette's FUCK NUGGET Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BELLEND for NECROPHILIA Tourette's PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Syndrome CHING CHONG CHINK is FUCK following TITWANK these CUNNILINGUS rules FELCHMONKEY in INBRED order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKSTAIN immature FUCKFACE little AUTOFELLATIO kids,
• 2: Count to BELLEND within GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK 10 TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE!seconds,
• 3: Do not open your JACKASS WANKSPLAT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT nor FUCK OFF talk,
• 4: Tell CUM yourself you SHIT don't CHOAD have LICK PUSSY

this FUCKER disease,

• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JIGGABOO WITH NASTY I'LL RAPE YOU DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DICKHEAD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FALUN GONG last straw MALARKY!

I fucking put SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM' my comment at the TOP OF THE SPICY CUNT FUCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at INJUN the TOP OF BUTT-HOLE THIS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCK YOU offensive. DICKHEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SCROTUM people who try HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS to battle MONGOLIANS'CROTCH that tight-ass FUCKSTAIN 17-year-CHENEY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! it now, but someone said DICKHEAD' SOD PUSSYLICKER'DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK is a laughing FROG'S FAT ASS matter. Plus there POMMIE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on NEOPETS Uncyclopedia, there are GIVING HEAD articles DOM DeLUISE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CHENEY stuff. So ASS that means BUDDHIST MONK stop getting mad at the FUCKSTAIN first part too and DIPSHIT talking about the ASS letter that it's BOOBS mocking (what GOBSHITE letter? I don't even know what PENISFUCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKER hi self CHINK even made a really TUBA good point. "It's ASSCRACK nothing more GO COUNT YOUR DICK from a head nod to a WANK knee tick". SHITSLINGING. Which I'll add P'KANG onto PISS ARTIST saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DOUCHE NAZI suffer that PIG much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes COCKING FUCKBOROUGH it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to YOU WANKER be, because if I were a FUCK NUGGET Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GREASER hilarious. If you WIENER Want facts, go on DAMN Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CONDOMS be offended, don't read CHING CHONG CHINK the freaking HELL article anyway.

666 INBRED COCKSHITTER GOD DAMN COMMUNIST DILDO SCROTUM CUNT ASSHOLE PAKI REDNECK

WOODPECKERSHIT BUTTFUCKER JOHN ELWAY GYPSY DIRTY SANCHEZ UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY JAP JACKASS DICKHEAD FUCK OFF MARCH OF FLAMES PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCK HOT GRITS HELLFUCKER JAP MOCKIE COCKSUCKER YID SHIT LIKE A HORSE BAD MOTHERFUCKER DUNE COON SHITE CAMEL FUCKER CHENEY KIKE PISS ARTIST ABO BUTTFUCKER FUCKTARD CUNTSWILLING DONALD RUMSFELD MASTURBATION INBRED BELGIUM FUCKING A DAMMIT YOU WANKER BEAVER JAP BUKKAKE SLOPE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DUMBASS DUMBASS PRICK DOUCHE NIGGER TITS DOUCHEBAG FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHIT SCROTUM CONDOMS JESSE McCARTNEY JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST POLAK GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU DICKWAD SEX FUCKWIT DILDO POLAK SEX BLOWJOB BASTARD GIVING HEAD I WILL END YOU! DICKLICK BASTARD BONG FOUR-EYES I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BASTARD SNUFF PORN BONER ROSIE O'DONNELL PUSSY SPIC KRAUT HELL FUCK DUMBASS FUCKWIT GOAT DICK NECROPHILIA TACO SHITE FUCKTARD FUCK DICKFACE I LIKE SCHOOL SHITFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS DICKLICK [expletive deleted] BEAVER BOOBS SHITTY DICKFACE WANK ASS PISS ARTIST PISS ARTIST I WILL KILL YOU! PIG FAGGOT FUCKING CARPET MUNCHER VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN MALARKY ARSE FAGGOT MONKEY SHIT DAMN FUCKSTAIN CUM NI 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! CHICKEN SHIT PISSHOLE FUCKWIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON TAMPON IN MY ASS CHOAD KISSER ELECTION BATHING SUIT AREA RAPE KIKE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITBALLS DOUCHE DOUCHEBAG INBRED MINORITIES EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA D'OH I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK REBECCA BLACK DIPSHIT DICKHEAD PISSHOLE HORSE PENIS DAMN ASSWIPE CUNTRAG PIG ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKHEAD TURD CHRISTHUMPER SHIT WANK FUCK OFF JAP BULLSHIT I'LL RAPE YOU CROTCH BASTARD HENTAI SHITHEAD MOTHERFUCKER SOD HELLFIRE DOG FUCKER GOD DAMMIT TWAT HAIL SATAN! DOUCHETITS PISSHOLE BAD MOTHERFUCKER FROG JAP SUGARTITS HELL NIPPLES FLAMEVIPER LET'S SHIT BIRD SHIT TITS SHITHEAD AUTOFELLATIO POMMIE BITCH ASS FUCK OFF PEARL NECKLACE CAPTAIN CRUNCH PICKANINNY WANK SHUT UP, MEG! WANK LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT COCKSHITTER ASSWIPE SOD NECROPHILIA PENIS CONAN O'BRIAN PISS RAPE MILF MARY WHITEHOUSE PIG BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK ALF BUTT PIRATE SAMUEL L. JACKSON GOD DAMMIT GOBSHITE SHITFUCKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? INCEST DOUCHEBAG CUNTSWILLING NIGGER TITS MARY WHITEHOUSE QUEEF CUNT PRICK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JOHN SMILEY FACE HELL SHITFACE WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE COON NICARAGUA JACKASS POOPY TOSSER SHITE DAMMIT SHIT FUDGEPACKER SHITHEAD EPIDIDYMIS ASSHOLE ASS GYPSY FUCK WIKIPEDIA CRACKER TACO FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WIKIPEDIA JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BIRD SHIT CUNT HOT GRITS JACKASS AUTOFELLATIO PISS SEMEN WHORE DAMN DICKLICK WANK ASSCRACK HELL TESTICLE CHOKE BULLCRAP ASS JIGGABOO WIENER GOD DAMMIT FUCKTARD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FELLATIO RUSTY TROMBONE TWISTY VAGINA CHALICE TITTIES D'OH I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST FUCKTARD PENISBIRD DUMBASS PISS DONKEY DICK BOOBS MARGARET THATCHER BITCH JACKASS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BIRD SHIT AUTOFELLATIO FUCK OFF ASSRAMMER POTTYMOUTH FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKFACE COCKSHITTER FUCKFUCKFUCK MARY WHITEHOUSE COLGATE BALL SACK NECROPHILIA SHITE CHIGGER TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! ASSHAT EPIDIDYMIS BITCH SMEG LOGJAMMER FUCKTARD SHITE YOU SUCK BALLS PIG MASTURBATION EAT MY SHIT! CLUSTERFUCK VENEREAL DISEASE PENIS ON A BUN HOSER FUCKSTAIN POOPY FAGGOT SHIT YOU WANKER BUTTFUCKER EUROIPODS SHITSLINGING FUCKING CRAPPY BITCH LOLCAT BOOBS CHIGGER BALLS YID TITTIES CLEAN DRINKING WATER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHIT FUCKFACE SHIT FELLATIO NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES MOTHERFUCKER POMMIE HUMAN RIGHTS BLUE PENIS! FEMADOM WANK SMEG DAMN HELL BOOBS FUCKTARD UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! BUTT-HOLE MILF PORCUPINE'S BALLS HENTAI WIENER SHIT MARGARET THATCHER SHIT FUCKBAG SOD OFF FLYING FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DICK CLIT NAZI CAMEL FUCKER FROG BAT FUCK INSANE [expletive deleted] FAGGOT CUNT [expletive deleted] GIVING HEAD BLUMPKIN DICKFACE DOUCHING I WILL KILL YOU! REBECCA BLACK WOP FUCKWIT SHITTY HUEY P. NEWTON DONKEY DICK FUCK OFF PISS OFF BUGFUCK HUEY P. NEWTON INBRED NIGNOG BLISTERING BARNACLES CUNTRAG BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHIGGER FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT BUTTFUCKER FLYING FUCK DOG SHIT DICK CHICKEN INCEST DIPSHIT BRUSH MA TEETH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSFACE MOCKIE FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF SHIT RAT'S COCK BIGNOSE CUNT GENITALIA FENCE JUMPER SHITFUCKER CONDOMS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS HO COCKSUCKER JERK OFF FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ASS DICKLICK JIZZ BUGGER NAZI BUTTFUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKSTAIN TOWELHEAD GYPSY CANDY HO BANGKOK BALLS RAT'S COCK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BASTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS TESTICLE CHOKE GOD DAMN DUMBASS COLGATE BOOBIES DUNE COON LIMEY WETBACK COCKSHITTER TENTACLE RAPE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITFACE NAZI PISSHOLE PRICK WALRUS SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHIT ASSHAT MAMA MIA REDNECK WANK SUCK MY DICK SHITHEAD BITCH HELL BITCH ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GIVING HEAD FUCKWIT TRANNY FAG WIENER CROTCH GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME BITCH GYPSY PEARL NECKLACE SEMEN I WILL KILL YOU! PENIS COCK CUNT BITCH SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CARPET MUNCHER DICK PEDOPHILIA INJUN BOOBIES MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ASSCRACK SPUNK DAMN ARSEBADGERS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PAKI ASSCRACK WIKIPEDIA MR WINKLER IS GAY 4CHAN JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PRICK BLISTERING BARNACLES HAIL SATAN! CUNTBUCKET SCROTUM COCK BAT FUCK INSANE CUNTSWILLING KAFFIR MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! LET'S SHIT POTTYMOUTH YID FUCKBAG COCKSUCKER YID PISS ARTIST REDNECK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TACO NIPPLES ASSRAPING SCROTUM BOOBIES DOUCHE PISS ARTIST ASSHAT COCK BLUMPKIN BIGNOSE FLYING FUCK CUNT FEWMETS SHIT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME HOSER BOOBS VAGINA FUCKWIT BULLSHIT FUCKSTAIN FUCK NUGGET DOG SHIT BUTT PIRATE BIG FOOT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HELL WETBACK CHOAD DICK TITS BITCH CRACKER YOU WANKER LOLCAT INJUN CRAPPY BOOBS MALARKY SNUFF PORN SCUMBUCKET NIGGER TRANNY JOHN SMILEY FACE JACKASS BASTARD WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DARTH VADER PISS BALLS CRAP ON A STICK FUCK SHITSLINGING TAMPONS BASKETBALL HOOP FUCKHEAD CUNTING ASSCRACK DOG SHIT CHINK COON ASSCRACK DOUCHE NAZI ASSHOLE FUCK SEX KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH I WILL END YOU! DYKE WOP ABO HORSE PENIS ASSCRACK MR WINKLER IS GAY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! POO POO BLOWJOB BUKKAKE BIGNOSE FEMADOM NAZI CRAP ON A STICK BLISTERING BARNACLES DAMN BULLSHIT VAGINA CHICKEN SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKHEAD CHICKEN FRIES COON PORCH MONKEY BITCH PISS OFF FUCKSTAIN DILDO PEARL NECKLACE KRAUT MASTURBATION POMMIE AUTOFELLATIO STRAWBERRY ASS BELLEND WOODPECKERSHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITTY PENIS GOD DAMN ASSCRACK MOZILLA FIREFOX BLOWJOB NEGRO BULLCRAP SHITFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER DYKE GYPSY KNOBJOCKEY RUSTY TROMBONE YOU WANKER TITMOUSE GENITALIA COCKSUCKER FUCKSTAIN OH SHI– COCKSUCKER CUNTRAG CLEMEN WOP TRANNY CHENEY FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING HOMO FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU MOTHERFUCKER WANK PUSSY INCEST BUGFUCK DOUCHE NAZI FUCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCK TITWANK BITCH HORSE PENIS ASSFACE FUCK A DUCK FUCKSTAIN BOOBS O CANADA SHITCOCK HITLER TRANNY CROTCH BRITNEY CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR MONKEY BALLS SHITHEAD CUNTSWILLING TAMPONS JAP FUCK OFF ASS BOON BUTTFUCKER BUNG-HOLE CUNNILINGUS CHICKEN FRIES DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU SHITSLINGING FELLATIO BITCH WIENER PISSHOLE CUNT FUCK YOU STRAWBERRY ASS CRAPFUCKER GIVING HEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS FEWMETS FRAK FRITZ HELL SHIT NAZI ALEX TREBEK SUGARTITS PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKFACE DAMMIT JUNGLE BUNNY FELCHING SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SMEG NEOPETS FELLATIO TOWELHEAD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BUTT PIRATE DONKEY PUNCHER PENIS FUCKTARD FUCK SPIC HELLFIRE FUCKFACE CUNTING ASSCRACK WIENER DAMN TOSSER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WETBACK NIGNOG ORGASM DUMBASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ART METAL PRODUCTS BITCH SLOPE PORCH MONKEY SHITSLINGING DICKHEAD BITCH DONALD RUMSFELD NECROPHILIA SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX GRIS CRACKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS [EXPLETIVE] JACKASS ASS BLOWJOB SCROTUM CONDOMS FUCK NUGGET SHITBALLS FUCK SHITCOCK BONER INBRED TITMOUSE WANK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSRAPING FROG'S FAT ASS SUGARTITS NEGRO FUCK HO SOD WIKIPEDIA SHITE 666 TOSSER RUSTY TROMBONE CHIGGER CRAPMUNCHER COCK NI GOD DAMN PICKANINNY BUGGER DOG FUCKER GOATSE DICK TITS DAMN FUCKING JUMP! 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INCEST WANKER TRANNY SACRAMENTO DICKWAD SOD DICK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CRAP SHITE CUNT HELL FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FAG MONKEY BALLS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITFUCKER POOPOO CUM HORSE SHIT ASS SHITTY NICARAGUA FUCKING ASSWIPE JACKASS FLYING RAT'S ASS CC PLZ NIPPLES OSTRICH MY ASS BUTTFUCKER SUCK MY COCK ASSWIPE AMERICA ONLINE FUCKHEAD BITCH BUGFUCK SWIMMING POOL FUCKWIT JERK OFF FUCKHEAD FUCKING A SEMEN ASS FLYING FUCK WANK DICKHEAD INBRED CLEMEN IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK COCKSUCKER ASSFACE CUNNILINGUS KIDDY FIDDLER FUCKFACE CUNT BIRD SHIT PEDOPHILIA CUNT PICKANINNY VENEREAL DISEASE MOLDY TITS POWERSHIT FUCKBAG DIPSHIT LENS CRAFTERS SHITHEAD FUCKFACE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTT-HOLE FOUR-EYES CHOAD DICK CHICKEN BEAVER BUTTFUCKER YOU WANKER CUNTBUCKET CHOAD ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT WANK FOUR-EYES WANKSPLAT WILLY WONKA GOD DAMMIT NECROPHILIA PENIS FROG'S FAT ASS SUGAR COCKSUCKER CC PLZ FUCKTARD PISS OFF TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITCOCK DOUCHING ROSIE O'DONNELL KNOBJOCKEY WANK FUCKWIT CLUSTERFUCK BALLS FUCK OFF CUNT GO COUNT YOUR DICK WANK CUNTRAG DAMN SHITHEAD SHITE ASSWIPE BUGFUCK WANK BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER RAPE BALLS CUM CUNT FUCKHEAD DICKHEAD BITCH KIDDY FIDDLER SCUMBAG PUPPIES COCK SHITE KNOBJOCKEY GRINGO COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK ASS LICKER PENIS ON A BUN FUCKHEAD GOBSHITE HONKY AUTOFELLATIO BUTTFUCKER CHUFF SHITSLINGING HO SPANK THE MONKEY NIPPLES RECTUM RAIDER RUSTY TROMBONE ASS DICKHEAD DUNE COON TOSSER BIGNOSE SUCK MY DICK TACO BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! FRENCH TICKLER QUEEF HORSE PENIS BOLLOCKS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DOUCHEBAG BELGIUM MASTURBATION FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITE FUCKING A QUEEF FLYING RAT'S ASS BUGGER WANK YOU WANKER CHAV TURD HORSE SHIT SEX ORGASM PUSSY BUKKAKE FUCKSTAIN FRIG CRAP ON A STICK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITTY and with the SPICY CUNT FUCK and his SEX of girraffes in which PRICK while reading about YOU WANKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See REDNECK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CHICKEN SHIT