Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BITCH'RAT'S ASS'TAMPON IN MY ASS'MR WINKLER IS GAY'EXTRA LONG PENIS'JUSTIN BIEBER'SOD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DICKLICK neurochemical FUCK disorder CUNT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SEX, sudden DAMN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK or SHITE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SOD OFF way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may HELL include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken INJUN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FLYING RAT'S ASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MOCCASINS FUCKING words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DAMN utterFUCKance of socially DUMBASS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DOG SHIT television programs to address ABO Tourette's syndrome.

WANK Tourette's is RAT'S COCK not to be BITCH confused with ASSHAT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HEIL HITLER! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WANKER random TITWANK disorientation, culturally-GRIS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK OFF outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASS language, 30 CASES OF PICKLES and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WANK PISSHOLE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BULLSHIT souvenir shoppes and massive MY ANUS IS BLEEDING quantities DAMN of ANAL DIABETES FELLATIO garbage.

Darnit.

A HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS Polite Note to the ASSHAT Author:

The RAT'S ASS Tourette's DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! Research Institute was BOB SAGET founded to CLIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JAP Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MOTHERFUCKER article POLESMOKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GOD DAMN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PUNANI changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about I WILL KILL YOU! Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITTY Tourrette's sufferers SHIT swear. You can SHITFACE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BUTT PIRATE TV, for always focusing on the INBRED bad side of a terrible ALEX TREBEK thing.
• The main DICKFACE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FROG'S FAT ASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HELL' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BUTT-HOLE knee TAMPONS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BIG FOOT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes REBECCA BLACK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASSFACE school for SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUM sufferers to become TOWELHEAD manically depressed and SHITFACE commit SHITTY suicide.
• There is no FUCKING A cure, and the ASSHAT drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITHEAD tics often have adverse RUSTY TROMBONE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK OFF perodol" which caused my entire FUCKER body to go MILF numb and JACKASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than FLYING RAT'S ASS it is without the TESTICLE CHOKE drug.

I am an active member of a CUNT tourette syndrome FELCHMONKEY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH the GOOK public view of Tourettes as a "SLOPE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is VENEREAL DISEASE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? sorry for FUCKSTAIN "hi-jacking" your JIZZ entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TUBA this that really FUCK annoys me. I am working towards a BIRD SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this VAGINA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CHICKEN SHIT, and making fun of a GOD DAMMIT horrible disorder is (not) BALLS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKER time.

Best 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DAMMIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY reply

As BELGIUM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MELAMINE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill I LIKE BUSH Westerners show is not an FIREWALLS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of WIKIPEDIA degenerate capitalist culture in those CHRISTIANITY countries. When showing ELECTION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FALUN GONG in countries SLITTY EYES leadership, those problems does not STUDENT RIOTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MINORITIES byproduct of your FREEDOM OF SPEECH capitalist society WIKIPEDIA.

Li Chiang “WIKIPEDIA” Wen

P.S. CHOAD Regards to Andrew PIGFUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

The LIKE FATHER LIKE SON bastard who wrote this article. You can FELCHING punch him if you ASSHOLE want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “MUGABE'S MOMMA” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the KAFFIR saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my GOATSE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SEX Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are NIGGER and SHITCUNTING playing Roblox's Adopt Me with GRINGO music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PEEPEE BAND WITH 4 MOTHERFUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PICKANINNY HORSE! SEX IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SEX'S HOUSE

How BUTT PIRATE to SOD OFF cure FUCKTARD the RUSTY TROMBONE Tourette's DUMBASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WIENER for BASTARD Tourette's MONKEY SHIT Syndrome AUTOFELLATIO is LIKE FATHER LIKE SON following MOCKIE these PISS rules DOT HEAD in CLEVELAND STEAMER order:

• 1: Avoid SHITFUCKER immature FUCK little COCK kids,
• 2: Count to BOLLOCKS within ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS 10 JACKASSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your MOTHERFUCKER HO SHITCUNTING nor GYPSY talk,
• 4: Tell BUGGER yourself you CUNTRAG don't BAT FUCK INSANE have SHITTY this FLYING RAT'S ASS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WITH NASTY GOD DAMN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKHEAD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SEX last straw SHITSLINGING!

I fucking put JACKASS' my comment at the TOP OF THE DAMN IT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WETBACK the TOP OF CUNT THIS DONKEY DICK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FENCE JUMPER offensive. [Insert swear here]. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASSWIPE people who try WOODPECKERSHIT to battle FUCK OFF'GOOK that tight-ass I'LL RAPE YOU 17-year-BULLSHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find COON it now, but someone said FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE' SHITSLINGING MICK'WANK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PECKERHEAD is a laughing HELL matter. Plus there ASSFACE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DARTH VADER Uncyclopedia, there are ASS articles KNOBJOCKEY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FOUR-EYES stuff. So FEMADOM that means JIGGABOO stop getting mad at the DOUCHING first part too and ASSWIPE talking about the SCROTUM letter that it's DAMN mocking (what FUCK YOU letter? I don't even know what FROG'S FAT ASS the heck you're talking about). Adrian MASTURBATION hi self SAGGY TITS even made a really CHICKEN FRIES good point. "It's FLYING FUCK nothing more BASTARD from a head nod to a BITCH knee tick". PUNANI. Which I'll add HORSE PENIS onto WANK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PEDOPHILIA suffer that [Insert silly non-swear here] much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CUNT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PISS ARTIST be, because if I were a SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PEEPEE hilarious. If you YOU WANKER Want facts, go on COCKSMOKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll QUEEF be offended, don't read BALLS the freaking FUCKING JUMP! article anyway.

SCROTUM ASS WANK PRICK DAMN COCKSTUFFER RECTUM RAIDER SON OF A BITCH DARTH VADER BORDER HOPPER

FUCKING BASEBALL NI TWAT ROSIE O'DONNELL I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT DOUCHE NAZI SHITE NAZI BASTARD CUNNILINGUS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DAMN DAMMIT BORDER HOPPER PRICK JERK OFF WANK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SEMEN TWAT YOUR MOM POTTYMOUTH DAMN BOOBS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKWIT ASSHOLE PISS OFF FUCK DICK WIKIPEDIA O KURWA! GOAT DICK WETBACK GENITALIA JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS NECROPHILIA NEOPETS SHITFUCKER HELL SEX HO DAMN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BALLS RANDY TRAVIS FUCKFACE BIG FOOT FUCK YOU CHRISTHUMPER TITWANK SUITCASE PENIS FUCKHEAD DUMBASS CUNNILINGUS GO COUNT YOUR DICK POMMIE DAMN ASSHAT CHRIS CHAN PRICK CHUFF GOATSE NI POTTYMOUTH PORCH MONKEY SHITTY TITS SMEG ASSWIPE NIGGER CUNTSWILLING NIPPLES BUTTFUCKER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BUKKAKE DAMN ASSFACE FENCE JUMPER PISS UP MY ARSE PISS BIRD SHIT SHITFACE FUCKHEAD WHORE FELCHING DUNE COON BASTARD BOOBS HELL BUGFUCK PENIS RAPE SON OF A BITCH CLIT BONG FUCKING BASEBALL SHIT REDSKIN INBRED GOD DAMMIT SON OF A BITCH HATE HATE HAT CARPET MUNCHER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NIGGER TITS GANGBANG HELL BUTT PIRATE POLAK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKFACE DIPSHIT SHIT TAFFY YOU WANKER GYPSY MOTHERFUCKER PISS ARTIST FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN HONKY BONER TITS HENTAI CUNT I CAN AFFORD FOOD CLUSTERFUCK SHITFUCKER TITMOUSE LET'S SHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKER POLACK DAMN IT ASSCRACK OSTRICH MY ASS BULLSHIT BANGKOK FUCKFACE SHITTY BOON DIPSHIT TIT DIRT CHOAD COMMUNIST DILDO ALEX TREBEK FUCKBAG HORSE PENIS FLYING FUCK CLEMEN COCK SHIT SCROTUM COCKSUCKER BITCH FUCKSTAIN PISSHOLE HONKY IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK COCKSHITTER CHINK POLAK SCROTUM ORGASM DAGO SEX GOOK FUCKSTAIN POMMIE ASSCRACK UNICORNS MONKEY SHIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS URINE-GARGLING KRAUT TRANNY DICK TITS CAPTAIN CRUNCH HELL MORGAN TSVANGIRAI PENIS DAMMIT WANK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SPIC DAMN DOUCHE DAMN COCKSMOKER VENEREAL DISEASE POOPOO FENCE JUMPER JACKASS SMEG CHIGGER AAAAAAAAA! 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FUCKFACE PISS OFF LIMEY WILLY WONKA FIRECROTCH ART METAL PRODUCTS PIECE OF SHIT RADIO FREE LUNCH CUNT BUTTFUCKER RICK MORANIS FUCK BULLSHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FELLATIO WANK FREEDOM OF SPEECH PENISBIRD FUCKWIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER PISS ARTIST FIRECROTCH DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASSHOLE COON DUMBASS DOUCHEBAG PIECE OF SHIT BULLSHIT BUGFUCK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT pen0r NEGRO HELL WANK ASSCRACK FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITSLINGING DELICIOUS CAKE YOU WANKER FUCKER NI UNICORNS KRAUT BULLSHIT CLUSTERFUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITBALLS SHITPISSER PISS OFF MY ASS ASSCRACK AY-AY-AY CUNNILINGUS SON OF A BITCH GREASER SHIT GOD DAMMIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK CRAPMUNCHER JACK OFF DAGO NI EARS OF CHRIST SHIT RAPE FU SPANG POLESMOKER DUMBASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DIPSHIT FUCKING JIZZ JESUS H. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink I'LL RAPE YOU COCK ASS JACKASS ASS FUCKTARD CUNT PEDOPHILIA FUCK YOU DAGO GRIS CHINK VAGINA MONKEY BALLS POLESMOKER CHIGGER HELL DUMBASS BALLS CLIT SHIT ASSHOLE CHRISTHUMPER MILF POLESMOKER DIPSHIT NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK MASTURBATION ABO AMERICA'S GREAT! CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A FUCKING JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCK YOU DONKEY PUNCHER BASTARD SHIT WANK PIGFUCKER CONDOMS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DOUCHE VENEREAL DISEASE FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKTARD FUCKWIT FLYING FUCK BUTTFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITFACE ASS LICKER IN SACREMENT REDNECK MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT SUITCASE PENIS SEX NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BUTTFUCKER DONALD RUMSFELD DAMN WIENER NIGNOG REDSKIN HO BEAVER INBRED ASSBANDIT BITCH JOHN ELWAY BASTARD FUCKING FRENCH TICKLER MONKEY BALLS DOM DeLUISE CLIT DICKFACE WHORE HORSE SHIT BUDDHIST MONK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BONER JACKASS SHIT BONER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive 666 and with the FRENCH TICKLER and his SHITHEAD of girraffes in which NIGGER TITS while reading about PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See REBECCA BLACK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DICKHEAD