Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHITE'PAKI'MOZILLA FIREFOX'ASSHOLE'BUGGER'FUCK'DUMBASS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MOCCASINS neurochemical FUCK disorder PIECE OF SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WALRUS SHIT, sudden RAPE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements POTTYMOUTH or HONKY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BENCH PRESS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken JIZZ by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JAP words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHIT LET'S SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUM utterFUCKance of socially ABO objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BUNG-HOLE television programs to address FUCKING BASEBALL Tourette's syndrome.

FRENCH TICKLER Tourette's is FUCKHEAD not to be BIRD SHIT confused with JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying NEGRO chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BATHING SUIT AREA random BLUE PENIS! disorientation, culturally-BASTARD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GENITALIA language, ARSE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WANK PENIS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GOD DAMN souvenir shoppes and massive HEIL HITLER! quantities FUCKFACE of ANAL DIABETES SPANK THE MONKEY garbage.

Darnit.

A CUNT Polite Note to the EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Author:

The COCKING FUCKBOROUGH Tourette's IT'S OVER 9000! Research Institute was SPUNK founded to FLYING RAT'S ASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DICKFACE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your RAT'S ASS article SHITE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BONER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance INBRED.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITFUCKER Tourrette's sufferers DUMBASS swear. You can CROTCH blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKSTAIN TV, for always focusing on the FUCKTARD bad side of a terrible DICKHEAD thing.
• The main DOUGHNUT PUNCHER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DIRTY SANCHEZ' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK YOU knee ABO NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is GRAPE PENIS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASSCRACK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITE school for BALLS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GANGBANG sufferers to become FUCKING BASEBALL manically depressed and BLISTERING BARNACLES commit PISS suicide.
• There is no JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS cure, and the LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSHOLE tics often have adverse DICK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FELCHING perodol" which caused my entire AUTOFELLATIO body to go FUCKSTAIN numb and PORCUPINE'S BALLS basically made it NIGGA! worse than LAKE TITICACA it is without the WANK drug.

I am an active member of a ASS tourette syndrome ORGASM association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating POMMIE the MALARKY public view of Tourettes as a "CUNT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DOUCHEBAG much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TOWELHEAD sorry for SHITHEAD "hi-jacking" your DICK IN A BOX entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like STEVE BALLMER this that really RAGHEAD annoys me. I am working towards a PENIS ON A BUN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DAMN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DONKEY PUNCHER, and making fun of a [expletive deleted] horrible disorder is (not) O CANADA funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PISS ARTIST time.

Best PUSSY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FALUN GONG reply

As MONASTERIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PANCHEN LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill I LIKE BUSH Westerners show is not an MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those MELAMINE countries. When showing TIBET right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TAIWAN in countries RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONGOLIANS byproduct of your TANK MAN capitalist society CENSORSHIP.

Li Chiang “BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. DICK CHICKEN Regards to Andrew HO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The FUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can INBRED punch him if you DAMNATION want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WIENER saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my FLYING RAT'S ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WALRUS SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CHIGGER and MONKEY BALLS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with I'LL RAPE YOU music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CLEMEN BAND WITH 4 PISS OFF MY ASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITSLINGING HORSE! WALRUS SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WALRUS SHIT'S HOUSE

How FLYING FUCK to FUCKSTAIN cure BASTARD the DOUCHING Tourette's MILF Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FELLATIO for MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's BOON Syndrome COON is AUTOFELLATIO following ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT these FUCKTARD rules CRAP in KNOBJOCKEY order:

• 1: Avoid DOG FUCKER immature CUNT little YOU WANKER kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKING A within RAT'S COCK 10 YIDseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BALL SACK JAP BIRD SHIT nor CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE talk,
• 4: Tell CUNTRAG yourself you DONKEY DICK don't CUNT have SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM this COLGATE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MOCKIE WITH NASTY JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BALLS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WALRUS SHIT last straw O KURWA!!

I fucking put FUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE COCKSUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PENIS the TOP OF ASS THIS SHITFACE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CUNTING ASSCRACK offensive. DICKHEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DIRTY SANCHEZ people who try 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT to battle COCKSUCKER'DIRTY SANCHEZ that tight-ass POLAK 17-year-SHITHEAD—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find LENS CRAFTERS it now, but someone said GOD DAMN' GOD DAMN WIGGER'BULLSHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PENIS is a laughing BOOBS matter. Plus there EUROIPODS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HEIL HITLER! Uncyclopedia, there are CLEMEN articles GO HOME AND DIE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JUNGLE BUNNY stuff. So SHITHEAD that means DAMN stop getting mad at the PORCH MONKEY first part too and NEGRO talking about the SHITFACE letter that it's COCKSUCKER mocking (what FLYING FUCK letter? I don't even know what SHITE the heck you're talking about). Adrian POTTYMOUTH hi self GOD DAMN even made a really DAMN good point. "It's SMEG nothing more IN SACREMENT from a head nod to a ASSHAT knee tick". CHICKEN SHIT. Which I'll add IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK onto FEWMETS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHAKOPEE suffer that ASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BITCH it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CRACKER be, because if I were a FUCKSTAIN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SOD hilarious. If you NORTH KOREA Want facts, go on BOOBIES Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BIRD IN THE HOUSE be offended, don't read SPANK THE MONKEY the freaking BUTT PIRATE article anyway.

BOLLOCKS '"`UNIQ--nowiki-000000FF-QINU`"' CUM CUNTBUCKET GOATSE BITCH WIGGER DAMN GRAPE PENIS BEAVER

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NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BLOWJOB SHITHEAD CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON NECROPHILIA CHALICE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE RAT'S ASS CUNTSWILLING DICKLICK CLEMEN JACK OFF GOD DAMMIT CRAPPY SHITTY BULLSHIT NIGGER FELLATIO I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ASSHAT FUCK OFF CUNT FUCK OFF SCUMBAG DAGO SHITFUCKER TENTACLE RAPE BOLLOCKS CUNT JACK ABRAMOFF SHITE FELCHING FUCKING JUMP! DOUCHE NAZI LENS CRAFTERS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITSLINGING FUCKING JUMP! SHIT GOD DAMN JAP POLESMOKER RAT'S ASS GOOK FUCKWIT DICK TITS CLIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER REDEEMING VALUE CRACKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK WANK COLGATE JESSE McCARTNEY NIGGER POWERSHIT SHITSLINGING FAGGOT CROTCH DONALD RUMSFELD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SEMEN PISS DARTH VADER CUNT BATHING SUIT AREA DUMBASS TITTYWANK VAGINA FUCK GOD DAMN SHITBALLS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASS MOTHERFUCKER EMO BORDER HOPPER NIGGER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PEDOPHILIA SHITCOCK INBRED DICKFACE HELL DYKE CUNT FROG PISSHOLE DICKFACE DOUCHETITS FUCK FUCKING PRICK SHITCOCK SCUMBAG ASS FASCIST I'LL RAPE YOU BASTARD FUCKTARD JACKASS SHIT PRICK PORCH MONKEY GOD DAMMIT FAG SHIT FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF CHINK HELL GANGBANG FRENCH TICKLER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN MARGARET THATCHER CUNTBUCKET MOTHERFUCKER FRIG FELLATIO FUCK FUCKER DYKE BASTARD SCUMBUCKET SHITTY BALL SACK MILF MALARKY TWAT FUCK FAG DOUCHETITS AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CLEVELAND STEAMER RANDY TRAVIS DAMN DONKEY DICK TITTIES BONG BUTTFUCKER DILDO DOUCHETITS MASTURBATION BUKKAKE ASSHOLE ANUSCAKE WINDOWS VISTA DAMN IT TITTIES IT'S OVER 9000! FUCKER DICK CHICKEN FUCKER SMEG DAGO FRAK DAMMIT ASSCRACK MICK PEDOPHILIA ASSCRACK CLIT TAMPON IN MY ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WILLY WONKA BELLEND GANGBANG WETBACK CUNTRAG DARTH VADER FEWMETS CLIT SHIT SOD OFF INBRED ASSWIPE RAPE CHOAD PISS NIGGER KNOBJOCKEY PRICK TURD TIT DIRT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PUNANI BONER CHIGGER GOD DAMMIT CRAPPY BULLCRAP BUNG-HOLE BUTT PIRATE MARGARET THATCHER ASS BALLS CONAN O'BRIAN THONG TASTER FLYING FUCK DONKEY DICK PRICK COCKSUCKER ALF DAMN DOUCHE NAZI I'LL RAPE YOU SHITSLINGING COLGATE SNUFF PORN BALLS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS O CANADA TWAT FENCE JUMPER JOHN ELWAY PISS ARTIST ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CHIGGER GARBAGE DAY! 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BIGNOSE MICK TWAT MARGARET THATCHER CUNTRAG AMERICA ONLINE BORDER HOPPER DICKFACE SAMUEL L. JACKSON HEIL HITLER! ASS VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKTARD SHITE CRAP DOUCHE FUCK YOU DUNE COON MOCCASINS MONKEY SHIT HELL DIPSHIT ANAL DIABETES ALF DUNE COON SON OF A BITCH SPANK THE MONKEY MICK COON HEIL HITLER! THONG TASTER COCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! I'LL RAPE YOU DOUCHE SHIT [expletive deleted] NIPPLES QUEEF PENIS FUCKFACE HOLY DUMB FUCK DEMOCRACY WANK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TIBET RAT'S COCK POOPY SPANK THE MONKEY BOON JACKASS SHIT PAKI BONER VAGINA BUGGER OFF [expletive deleted] DICK CHICKEN HELL CUNNILINGUS CLEMEN BLUMPKIN GARBAGE DAY! DAGO CHING CHONG CHINK BULLCRAP SHIT CAMEL FUCKER EAT MY SHIT! ASSFACE MONKEY BALLS ASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHIT MOLDY TITS SEX ASSCRACK CUNT NI DOUCHING INDIA HAS NUKES SHITCOCK LAKE TITICACA NEGRO WIENER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CHIGGER DIRTY SANCHEZ CHUCK NORRIS DAMN NAZI MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CLUSTERFUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DOG FUCKER FUCKBAG DAMN FELCHING FRENCH TICKLER FUCKBAG JAP HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER ARSE NIGGER TITS JUSTIN BIEBER GOD DAMMIT WINDOWS VISTA SHAKOPEE DEVELOPERS! SPIC CUNT CAMEL JOCKEY GENITALIA DICKFACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT YOU WANKER DYKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SCROTUM SHITBALLS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FRAK DYKE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE HAIL SATAN! MARGARET THATCHER WIKIPEDIA ANUSCAKE BASTARD MICK CHAV SHITSLINGING SOD OFF CUNT suck my mothers QUEEF PISS ARTIST DOG FUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA DICKFACE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS RECTUM RAIDER YUKY DOODY GIVING HEAD SOD JOHNNY JIZZ YOU WANKER FUCKING CHOAD KISSER SHIT FRED PHELPS FUCKSTAIN CUNNILINGUS DOG FUCKER FUCKTARD BULLSHIT BASTARD BONER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS HELL SHITFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK INCEST COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DIRTY SANCHEZ PROXY SITES FUCK OFF JAP LAKE TITICACA FUCKER NECROPHILIA ASS SHITTY CONDOMS BITCH FEMADOM DOUCHEBAG SUCK MY DICK FUCKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TITTYWANK PISS UP MY ARSE BEAVER PISS ARTIST FUCKTARD EMO TOTAL HOLY DUMB FUCK BASTARD TWAT CRAP MOTHERFUCKER IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! POOPY DAMN FAGGOT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKHEAD CHUFF SEMEN YOU WANKER WOODPECKERSHIT FRIG Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSWIPE and with the FUCKER and his BULLSHIT of girraffes in which BLISTERING BARNACLES while reading about FUCKBAG!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKING also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DAMMIT