Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BIRD IN THE HOUSE'FUCKTARD'SCROTUM'JERK OFF'WOODPECKERSHIT'SHIT'FUCKSTAIN Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a MOTHERFUCKER look at the GOD BLESS AMERICA talk page of this WOODPECKERSHIT article for notes or discussion before FUCKSTAIN editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKTARD neurochemical FUCK disorder GOD DAMN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BUGGER OFF, sudden BUTT PIRATE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CHIGGER or REBECCA BLACK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly COCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated LIKE FATHER LIKE SON way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SOD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CRAP by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BULLSHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNT DYKE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SLOPE utterFUCKance of socially LONGCAT IS LONG objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS television programs to address JAP Tourette's syndrome.

GOD DAMMIT Tourette's is PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT not to be SHITTY confused with BATHING SUIT AREA Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PUSSY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HORSE SHIT random GENITALIA disorientation, culturally-BRUSH MA TEETH-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WEHATEMARIO language, DIPSHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FELLATIO SHITSKIN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SUITCASE PENIS souvenir shoppes and massive CHICKEN SHIT quantities FUCK of ANAL DIABETES PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITE Polite Note to the GIVING HEAD Author:

The KIKE Tourette's GREASER Research Institute was FLYING FUCK founded to SHITPISSER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have INBRED Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PENIS article FUCKWIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITCOCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FELCHING Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITSLINGING Tourrette's sufferers TAFFY swear. You can FUCK YOU blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GOD BLESS AMERICA TV, for always focusing on the SHITTY bad side of a terrible SPIC thing.
• The main TWAT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SUCK MY COCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NIGNOG' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SAGGY TITS knee FLYING RAT'S ASS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CLEVELAND STEAMER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at AY-AY-AY school for WANKSPLAT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TITWANK sufferers to become ASSCRACK manically depressed and HOSER commit CUNTRAG suicide.
• There is no FUCK cure, and the CRAPFUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the NICARAGUA tics often have adverse BASTARD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WANKER perodol" which caused my entire CAMEL FUCKER body to go PEARL NECKLACE numb and YID basically made it NIGGA! worse than BORDER HOPPER it is without the NIGNOG drug.

I am an active member of a COLGATE tourette syndrome WANKSPLAT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FROG the SAGGY TITS public view of Tourettes as a "ASSCRACK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JAP sorry for WANK "hi-jacking" your FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CHING CHONG CHINK this that really ORGASM annoys me. I am working towards a SEX better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DICKLICK, and making fun of a DAMN IT horrible disorder is (not) FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MARY WHITEHOUSE time.

Best PUSSYLICKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JENKEM” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHISM reply

As PANCHEN LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PANCHEN LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PRINCE PHILIP degenerate capitalist culture in those 1984 countries. When showing DALAI LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FALUN GONG in countries PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not RIGHT WING occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a 1984 byproduct of your GOVERNMENT FILTERS capitalist society FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

Li Chiang “MINORITIES” Wen

P.S. FUCKTARD Regards to Andrew FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The INBRED bastard who wrote this article. You can DYKE punch him if you ASSHOLE want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough BRITAIN problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIV NEGATIVE put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “SALISBURY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JESUS FUCKING CHRIST saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my TITWANK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BUGGER OFF Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DUMBASS and LET'S SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with REDSKIN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BAND WITH 4 BITCH MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SOD HORSE! BUGGER OFF IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BUGGER OFF'S HOUSE

How FELLATIO to HUMAN RIGHTS cure WIENER the BITCH Tourette's YID Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKER for CHENEY Tourette's BOOBS Syndrome ROSIE O'DONNELL is COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT following SHITE these SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH rules PISS ARTIST in FUCKSTAIN order:

• 1: Avoid ARSE immature FUCK little FUCKBAG kids,
• 2: Count to SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH within TACO 10 GOD DAMMITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PEDOPHILIA FUCKBAG DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! nor LOLCAT talk,
• 4: Tell ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP yourself you IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD don't SHIT LIKE A HORSE have YOUR MOM this NIGGER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WITH NASTY SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PENIS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BUGGER OFF last straw JESSE McCARTNEY!

I fucking put BASTARD' my comment at the TOP OF THE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BOLLOCKS the TOP OF BITCH THIS FUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HUEY P. NEWTON offensive. RUSKIE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WANKSPLAT people who try PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM to battle FUCKING A'PISS that tight-ass CAMEL FUCKER 17-year-LOLCAT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NEGRO it now, but someone said SHITTING DICK NIPPLES' CRAP ON A STICK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR'SHITHEAD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING TWAT is a laughing FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS matter. Plus there PISS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? Uncyclopedia, there are ARSE articles HELL about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS stuff. So CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON that means MOTHERFUCKER stop getting mad at the WOODPECKERSHIT first part too and LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD talking about the PISS ARTIST letter that it's RAT'S COCK mocking (what ARSE letter? I don't even know what BASTARD the heck you're talking about). Adrian DYKE hi self GOOK even made a really PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT good point. "It's BASTARD nothing more TITS from a head nod to a RAT'S COCK knee tick". DONKEY DICK. Which I'll add DAMN onto SAGGY TITS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't AUTOFELLATIO suffer that NIPPLES much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to HENTAI be, because if I were a TITWANK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CRAP hilarious. If you TOTAL Want facts, go on BULLCRAP Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BASTARD be offended, don't read DIPSHIT the freaking FIST FUCK article anyway.

CHIGGER NI GO HOME AND DIE DUMBASS PIGFUCKER CC PLZ WHORE DICKHEAD TWAT BUTTFUCKER

BLESSED DAMN SAINT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! HOLY DUMB FUCK FRAK BASTARD SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! MALARKY HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS I RAPE WALRUSES! SOD POLACK BOLLOCKS FRITZ SEMEN NIGGER CUNT HOT GRITS SHITBALLS CONAN O'BRIAN DAMN SAND NIGGER BASTARD BULLSHIT FUCK NIGGER TITS CC PLZ FUCK OFF ALF BATMAN & ROBIN SHITHEAD HO GOD BLESS AMERICA HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TITTIES DOG FUCKER CUNT CRAPPER CRACKER TARTAR SAUCE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCKHEAD FUCKTARD MAMA MIA BUTT-FOR-BRAINS VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK OFF BULLSHIT TACO WANK TENTACLE RAPE BELLEND BULLSHIT SPUNK VAGINA JACKASS SHIT DUNE COON DICK IN A BOX FUCK OFF POMMIE RANDY TRAVIS TIT DIRT NIGNOG ASSHAT suck my mothers GOD DAMMIT KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 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JACKSON FUCKTARD JACKASS WIKIPEDIA DARTH VADER HONKY COCK JENKEM DICKHEAD JERK OFF DAMMIT KAFFIR TUBA BULLSHIT INBRED COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT suck my mothers COCKSMOKER ASSFACE ASS FUCKFACE STEVE BALLMER CUNT LIMEY MONKEY SHIT DAMN IT BENCH PRESS SHIT SHITFACE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BITCH CUNT SON OF A BITCH SAND NIGGER PENISFUCK FUCK OFF TITMOUSE DIPSHIT PIGFUCKER FUCKFACE SPICY CUNT FUCK KAFFIR PISS CUNT DICKFACE 666 RAGHEAD DICKLICK YID FENCE JUMPER PISS OFF ASS LICKER BELLEND SEX TWAT FUCKHEAD COCKSUCKER PISS DOUCHE NIGGER DOUCHEBAG BULLCRAP CUNTBUCKET FEWMETS RAGHEAD GIVING HEAD PISS DOT HEAD FELCHING BUTTFUCKER ASSHAT CTHULHU FHTAGN WOODPECKERSHIT ASSFACE ASSFACE GANGBANG TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKBAG GOD BLESS AMERICA BASTARD YUKY DOODY CONAN O'BRIAN DIPSHIT [expletive deleted] MARGARET THATCHER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DAMN ASSFACE SHAKOPEE PENIS FUCKSTAIN SON OF A BITCH HELLFIRE SHIT BITCH WANK CHOAD CLIT CUNTING ASSCRACK BIGNOSE ASS POOPY CHOAD THIS IS A RARE SWEAR ASSCRACK FUCKTARD PISSHOLE GREASER TITS & DICKS BULLSHIT WIKIPEDIA COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CHOAD ARSE POLAK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSFACE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR HELL DAMN FUCKWIT SOD OFF DICK COCKSUCKER DYKE FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE I'LL RAPE YOU I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY BALLS WOODPECKERSHIT THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE DICKFACE NIGGER I WILL KILL YOU! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ASS JACKASS SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MASTURBATION ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE CLEMEN DIPSHIT JACKASS MONKEY SHIT ASSWIPE SUGARTITS PISS NAZI WINDOWS VISTA TOWELHEAD SUCK COCKS IN HELL! TITMOUSE BLOWJOB NAZI DUMBASS BASTARD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUTTFUCKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHIT HEIL HITLER! DELICIOUS CAKE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BALL SACK BEAVER SUGARTITS BUGGER OFF MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKBAG BALLS FUCKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT RAGHEAD ASS GOD DAMMIT FROG'S FAT ASS INBRED FUCK CUNT ASSRAPING GIVING HEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HELL ASS SCROTUM DUMBASS DILDO LET'S SHIT TAMPONS BUTT PIRATE TITS POMMIE FUCKWIT AMERICA ONLINE CUNT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCKING JUMP! GREASER FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN BITCH MICK SHITE WANKER WIGGER WETBACK DOUCHE WOP SHITSLIDE MOTHERFUCKER HEIL HITLER! DONKEY PUNCHER BASTARD GIVING HEAD OLD CHRIST OF A KIKE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CHOAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITFACE JUNGLE BUNNY ASSCRACK HO WANK MOTHERFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS DYKE I CAN AFFORD FOOD JACK OFF GANGBANG NAZI CONDOMS DAMN DICK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! NECROPHILIA JACKASS JIGGABOO SCUMBUCKET WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKTARD MONKEY SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BELLEND FLYING FUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK FRAK BOLLOCKS TITTIES DAGO BUTTFUCKER GYPSY CRAP CLEMEN SCUMBAG BOOBS SHITE DICK ARSEBADGERS INBRED AUTOFELLATIO CLUSTERFUCK PUSSY FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS PENIS HOMO SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BOOBS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SHUT UP, MEG! WETBACK HOMO FUCKBAG NIGGER FAGGOT REDNECK DICKHEAD JERK OFF ASS FUCKING PISS OFF MY ASS FROG NEGRO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MARCH OF FLAMES GO COUNT YOUR DICK KRAUT MONKEY SHIT CUNT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA HOCKEY LIMEY DAMN FEWMETS ASSFACE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK PEEPEE TITS DIRTY SANCHEZ GOD DAMN NAZI NEGRO GOD DAMN SPANK THE MONKEY SHITHEAD ASSFACE DOT HEAD KIKE PISS ARTIST KIKE SHOOP DA WHOOP SHITCOCK FROG'S FAT ASS FRITZ AUTOFELLATIO BONER HELL FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MALARKY HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BIRD SHIT CUNT WHORE BENCH PRESS HADJI COCKSHITTER BULLSHIT BLOWJOB PENISBIRD ASSHOLE YOU WANKER ASS SHIT FUCK OFF SHITE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! POMMIE FUCKFACE DARTH VADER EMO COON SEMEN LICK PUSSY TWAT JAP NECROPHILIA ASSCRACK RAT'S COCK ABO CLIT CAMEL JOCKEY COCK FUCKWIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GOD DAMMIT YID AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI INJUN DONKEY PUNCHER FLYING RAT'S ASS EXTRA LONG PENIS PENIS FUCK DELICIOUS CAKE PISSHOLE POMMIE GREASER FIST FUCK BULLSHIT MONGOLIANS SHITTY MACACA KAFFIR DICKFACE BELLEND GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PISSHOLE POWERSHIT FUCK DICKFACE DAMN FUCKBAG QUEEF RAT'S COCK FUCKING JUMP! BOB SAGET PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BASTARD FUCK ORGASM DICKFACE SHITCOCK FRIG FOREIGN CURRENCY SHITHEAD TITS & DICKS AY-AY-AY FRIG CUNTRAG PIECE OF SHIT SPIC ASSBANDIT CUNTBUCKET ASS GIVING HEAD AUTOFELLATIO GOATSE FUCKING DAMNATION TWAT JAP PUSSY FUCKWIT DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMN WANK PEEPEE SHIT POOPY ASS 666 PISS ARTIST DAMN IT FRIG ORGASM BUTTFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY NIGGER TITS SUCK MY COCK GENITALIA JIGGABOO I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND TITS BUTT-HOLE WANK I WILL END YOU! DAMMIT TAFFY FUCK OFF WANK TACO COCKSUCKER HONKY FUCK SHITSLINGING COCKING FUCKBOROUGH POMMIE FUCK OFF EPIDIDYMIS JACK OFF PISS ARTIST BRITNEY DOG FUCKER FLYING FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE CHIGGER BELGIUM PUSSY FUCK YOU BITCH AMERICAN SPELLING FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BITCH PISS ARTIST DAGO DYKE BOLLOCKS KRAUT [EXPLETIVE] BALLS SHITFACE WANK JAP PISS OFF PISS ARTIST ASSHOLE FUCKING SAGGY TITS ASS FASCIST FIST FUCK COCKSUCKER THONG TASTER FUCKSTAIN SHAKOPEE LOGJAMMER BOOBS FUCKER DAMNATION FUCK YOU VAGINA SHIT LIKE A HORSE WOP ARSE WIENER CHAV SAND NIGGER NIGNOG PEARL NECKLACE BLOWJOB CROTCH CHIGGER DICKFACE PISS ARTIST PISS ARTIST FIST FUCK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON HOSER ARSE TITMOUSE SHITFACE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FELLATIO DUNE COON SHITBALLS ASSHOLE FLYING FUCK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT TITTIES BUKKAKE SHITSLINGING BIRD SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PEDOPHILIA BASTARD FUCK BONG DICKHEAD WANK FUCK BOOBS BASTARD WANKSPLAT COCKSTUFFER O KURWA! YOGHURT CANNON 30 CASES OF PICKLES BUGFUCK YOU WANKER CHALICE POOPY FUCKFACE BUKKAKE CUNT AMERICA ONLINE SHITCOCK WANK GOD DAMN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER NAZI HELL ASSWIPE BITCH JACKASS DOODIE HEAD FU SPANG SON OF A BITCH ASSHOLE DOT HEAD NAZI FUCKER BITCH BIRD IN THE HOUSE FLAMEVIPER DUMBASS ORGASM BUKKAKE HELL SCUMBUCKET SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK FUCKING BASEBALL 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCK OFF SHITE FRENCH TICKLER DOUCHE PRICK REBECCA BLACK FUCKFACE ORGASM RAT'S COCK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKFACE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK DUMBASS FUCK A DUCK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS FLYING FUCK YOU WANKER RAT'S COCK DAMN COLGATE SHITFUCKER TITS BASTARD JERRY DYKE POLESMOKER SHITE DICKHEAD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BRUSH MA TEETH SPIC CUNT CRAPPER HELL MONKEY SHIT BUGFUCK HENTAI SAMUEL L. JACKSON CONAN O'BRIAN CLEVELAND STEAMER ORGASM BASTARD JIZZ RAT'S ASS BUGGER LOLLIPOPS FUCK DAMN IT BUTT-HOLE GOAT DICK BITCH BUKKAKE MOCKIE FUCKWIT FUCK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DAGO SLOPE SHITFACE SHITSLINGING REBECCA BLACK NORTH KOREA DAMN GOD DAMN GRINGO DEVELOPERS! 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GOD DAMMIT CAMEL JOCKEY RANDY TRAVIS COCK CAPTAIN CRUNCH BUGFUCK DICK IN A BOX DONALD RUMSFELD QUEEF DOG SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKER [expletive deleted] SHITSLINGING PISS TOTAL DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER SCROTUM PRICK FUCKFUCKFUCK GOATSE D'OH RECTUM RAIDER PISS OFF BRITNEY PORCUPINE'S BALLS DICKHEAD GOD DAMMIT CAMEL JOCKEY JAP SHIT HELL SHUT UP, MEG! WANK MOCKIE CRAP ASSHOLE DICKHEAD FUCKHEAD BASTARD TRANNY WIKIPEDIA COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKER BALL SACK HORSE SHIT FUCKTARD NIGGER TACO BOOBS ASS PISS SCUMBAG NI SCUMBUCKET COON CUNT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RAPE WANK BITCH LOLCAT TWAT FIST FUCK BASTARD CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK SHITHEAD PECKERHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSCRACK BUKKAKE PIG FENCE JUMPER SWIMMING POOL HELLFIRE HORSE SHIT SHITHEAD FLYING FUCK [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] REBECCA BLACK CHICKEN FRIES HEIL HITLER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BANGKOK FUCK BAT FUCK INSANE BUNG-HOLE WETBACK SEX MASTURBATION DAMN FUCKING BASEBALL FELLATIO FUCKING A POLACK BIRD IN THE HOUSE COCKSUCKER NEGRO SHITFUCKER HELLFIRE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! WHITE RIGHTS HORSE SHIT GYPSY SEX PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BUTT PIRATE BITCH DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PEARL NECKLACE TITTIES ASSHOLE SACRAMENTO PENIS ON A BUN CLUSTERFUCK CUNTRAG MOTHERFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER POOPOO ASS DIPSHIT PIGFUCKER SHITFUCKER HELLFUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JACK OFF FUCK CUNT SHITSLINGING DAMN SHITSKIN RAPE HITLER DOM DeLUISE POMMIE LET'S SHIT CHOLERA IS FUN! BOLLOCKS POTTYMOUTH COCKSTUFFER PISS RANDY TRAVIS CUM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JIZZ TITTIES BEAVER HOLY DUMB FUCK MONKEY SHIT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! CRACKER REBECCA BLACK COCKSUCKER DOM DeLUISE JIZZ SHIT BASTARD SEMEN BUTT PIRATE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE RUSKIE SHITHEAD CRAP AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! CLIT DAGO Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSWIPE and with the GRIS and his GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS of girraffes in which FELLATIO while reading about JACKASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASSFACE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ASS