Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASSWIPE'JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS'FUCKTARD'SHITHEAD'BITCH'JIZZ'JUNGLE BUNNY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FUCKHEAD look at the FROG'S FAT ASS talk page of this CUNT article for notes or discussion before JAP editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ORGASM neurochemical FUCK disorder GOD DAMN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid POLACK, sudden FLYING RAT'S ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASSFACE or CHOAD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TRANNY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKBAG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WANK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BULLSHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ORGASM words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PEACEFUL FUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SEMEN utterFUCKance of socially PENISFUCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! television programs to address BAD MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

REDNECK Tourette's is BAT FUCK INSANE not to be FUCK OFF confused with FLAMING ASS BADGER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BUKKAKE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DOUCHEBAG random SAND NIGGER disorientation, culturally-CUNTBUCKET-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth KAFFIR outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE language, ANUSCAKE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SAGGY TITS I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BITCH souvenir shoppes and massive PRICK quantities CANNED QUOTE of ANAL DIABETES TESTICLE CHOKE garbage.

Darnit.

A MUGABE'S MOMMA Polite Note to the ASS Author:

The PENISBIRD Tourette's SHITCOCK Research Institute was BUTT-HOLE founded to BASTARD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BULLSHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CAPTAIN CRUNCH article I RAPE WALRUSES! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CHENEY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CUNT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about POMMIE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER Tourrette's sufferers SHITCOCK swear. You can TITTYWANK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITSLIDE TV, for always focusing on the BUGGER OFF bad side of a terrible HOSER thing.
• The main FRIG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DAMN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GO COUNT YOUR DICK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JOHNNY knee JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITHEAD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TITS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at COMMUNIST DILDO school for SHITE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WALRUS SHIT sufferers to become FALSE BENSON manically depressed and WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? commit FUCKFACE suicide.
• There is no BASTARD cure, and the OH SHI– drugs that are available to, "calm" the GOD DAMN tics often have adverse BUGGER OFF side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKING A perodol" which caused my entire CUNTRAG body to go WANK numb and JOHN ELWAY basically made it NIGGA! worse than BLISTERING BARNACLES it is without the DUMBASS drug.

I am an active member of a MILF tourette syndrome ASSRAPING association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNTING ASSCRACK the DESU public view of Tourettes as a "CUNT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BAD MOTHERFUCKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SPUNK sorry for WOODPECKERSHIT "hi-jacking" your FUCKWIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like D'OH this that really BUTTFUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a CUNT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSWIPE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKHEAD, and making fun of a FUCKSTAIN horrible disorder is (not) PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BUKKAKE time.

Best CUNT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BELLEND” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese OPINION reply

As BUDDHIST MONK Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHIST MONK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Westerners show is not an MONASTERIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DISSIDENTS degenerate capitalist culture in those DEMOCRACY countries. When showing PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TANK MAN in countries GOVERNMENT FILTERS leadership, those problems does not CHRISTIANITY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHISM byproduct of your PANCHEN LAMA capitalist society KENNY.

Li Chiang “LHASA” Wen

P.S. CLEMEN Regards to Andrew FUCK NUGGET Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The TAFFY bastard who wrote this article. You can TAMPON IN MY ASS punch him if you GOD DAMN want to.

As a CECIL JOHN RHODES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASSHOLE saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my FUCKHEAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine POLACK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are GOOK and HOLY DUMB FUCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TIMBER NIGGER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHIT BAND WITH 4 ASS FASCIST MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CUNT HORSE! POLACK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO POLACK'S HOUSE

How FUCKTARD to BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA cure SHITFUCKER the TAMPON IN MY ASS Tourette's MOCCASINS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CHICKEN FRIES for FUCKWIT Tourette's PUNANI Syndrome BITCH is BASTARD following BALL SACK these GREASER rules BOOBIES in SHITBALLS order:

• 1: Avoid BATHING SUIT AREA immature TITMOUSE little INBRED kids,
• 2: Count to BOLLOCKS within FENCE JUMPER 10 HONKYseconds,
• 3: Do not open your WOODPECKERSHIT BRITNEY JAP nor I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL talk,
• 4: Tell NIPPLES yourself you DOG SHIT don't I WILL KILL YOU! have ASSWIPE this GOD DAMMIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCK YOU WITH NASTY FUCKWIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the POLACK last straw NIPPLES!

I fucking put FUCKWIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE DAMN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SPUNK the TOP OF HELL THIS YOU WANKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CC PLZ offensive. NAZI. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKING people who try FUCK OFF to battle COCK'MOCCASINS that tight-ass DICKHEAD 17-year-ANAL DIABETES—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKING it now, but someone said FUCKFUCKFUCK' MALL SANTA HEIL HITLER!'DAMN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING NIGNOG is a laughing GOAT DICK matter. Plus there TWO-INCH PENIS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CHUFF Uncyclopedia, there are NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! articles SHITHEAD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUDGEPACKER stuff. So GYPSY that means FIRECROTCH stop getting mad at the SHITSKIN first part too and PUSSY talking about the DICKHEAD letter that it's SUCK A BIG DICK mocking (what P'KANG letter? I don't even know what CAMEL FUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian CAMEL JOCKEY hi self ASSCRACK even made a really SHITFUCKER good point. "It's LAKE TITICACA nothing more FUCKFACE from a head nod to a SAGGY TITS knee tick". SHITCOCK. Which I'll add TAMPONS onto MOTHERFUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITTY suffer that SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CHALICE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PISS ARTIST be, because if I were a QUEEF Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MOCCASINS hilarious. If you DONKEY PUNCHER Want facts, go on LET'S SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK be offended, don't read JACK OFF the freaking AUTOFELLATIO article anyway.

FELLATIO GANGBANG DAMN GIVING HEAD MASTURBATION MOTHERFUCKER FUCK BUGGER NECROPHILIA ARSE

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DICKHEAD BOOBS NECROPHILIA GOBSHITE PISSHOLE SUCK MY DICK SOD OFF SHITSLINGING DUMBASS GYPSY POLAK WOMEN'S RIGHTS CHOAD WALRUS SHIT FUCKWIT WOP ANUSCAKE ASSHOLE DESU BITCH WIENER ASSRAPING FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD SAGGY TITS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! WANK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM MAMA MIA REBECCA BLACK DICKWAD NIGGER TOSSER I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! ORGASM JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE GOD DAMMIT SUCK MY DICK GOD DAMMIT GOBSHITE CRAPFUCKER MASTURBATION WIENER ASS FUCK NUGGET BOOBS DUMBASS NIGGER ANAL SAGGY TITS CUNNILINGUS FUCKWIT BRUSH MA TEETH HELL SHITE SHITE AUTOFELLATIO YOU WANKER FUCKING A KAFFIR COCKSMOKER FUCKTARD WOODPECKERSHIT EMO CHOAD KISSER DICK FUCK YOU CUM CUM REBECCA BLACK CHOAD FLAMING ASS BADGER NAZI INBRED ASS FASCIST CUNTBUCKET MOLDY TITS WINDOWS VISTA FROG'S FAT ASS CAMEL FUCKER PISS BASTARD CLUSTERFUCK FUCK OFF SHITSKIN BALLS FUCKING A NIGGER COCKSHITTER DAMN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JERRY DUNE COON CUNT BRUSH MA TEETH AY-AY-AY WOODPECKERSHIT RECTUM RAIDER SHITFACE JACKASS SHIT BUGGER FUCKFACE JOHNNY MASTURBATION JUNGLE BUNNY WANK DUMBASS SHITE I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST HEIL HITLER! FUCK YOU BELLEND ANAL DIABETES ASSWIPE FUCKSTAIN PISS OFF MY ASS BITCH CLIT QUEEF HELL BOOBIES AY-AY-AY POTTYMOUTH FUCK PECKERHEAD JERK OFF CHINK HELL DOT HEAD DOT HEAD DARTH VADER ASSCRACK JACK OFF GIVING HEAD ASSHAT BIRD SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DILDO BAD MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY PUSSY COON SHITSLINGING DAMN LAKE TITICACA FUCK OFF PISS ARTIST MALL SANTA WHORE JAP TITTYWANK TOSSER CUNTRAG PUSSYLICKER MARY WHITEHOUSE ASSFACE BUGFUCK JACK OFF DILDO SPUNK ART METAL PRODUCTS YOU SUCK BALLS HELLFUCKER DICKFACE SEX PIECE OF SHIT SHITSLINGING COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNTBUCKET SHIT ANUSCAKE NIGGER BIRD SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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CHIGGER ASSHOLE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK HELL SPIC CUNT FUCK HELL NEGRO ASSWIPE WOP SHITHEAD ASSRAPING PUNANI CHUFF LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCKFACE DUMBASS SHITTY ASSHOLE TESTICLE CHOKE KAFFIR SON OF A BITCH TITS BULLCRAP LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT MOCCASINS BULLSHIT KIKE BUTTFUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHIT DAMN IT ARSE JACKASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DIPSHIT HORSE SHIT COCK FUCK SHITFUCKER SHITFUCKER BULLCRAP FUCK GO HOME AND DIE SHIT KIKE PUSSYLICKER CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN JACKASS MARGARET THATCHER DICKLICK BUTTFUCKER MARGARET THATCHER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ASS LICKER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DICK FUCKSTAIN WIENER FUCKFACE ASSCRACK FUCK MOCCASINS BITCH BUTT PIRATE CUNT WETBACK FUCKING GREASER DICKLICK GIVING HEAD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS RAT'S ASS DICKFACE CUM ASS FELLATIO SHITFUCKER SHITSLIDE FAG MOCKIE HELL PENIS DOUCHE SHIT FUCK STEVE BALLMER HADJI NECROPHILIA SUCK A BIG DICK RAT'S ASS TITTIES RAPE BUGGER MONKEY SHIT SHITE WANK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! TITS CARPET MUNCHER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MICK SHITSKIN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKBAG FUCKTARD PENISBIRD HO FUCKWIT NI CUNT PORCUPINE'S BALLS HENTAI MOTHERFUCKER BIRD SHIT SHITFUCKER REBECCA BLACK DICKFACE CUNT DUMBASS GOD DAMN ASS FASCIST PIECE OF SHIT SHITTY FUCK NUGGET YOUR MOM MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER HELL FLAMEVIPER GOBSHITE SON OF A BITCH SEMEN NIGGER GOAT DICK FUCKING FUCK BEAVER BASTARD NI PISS ARTIST FUCK A DUCK WETBACK PISS OFF MY ASS TITMOUSE SHITFACE FUCK A DUCK GOBSHITE GIVING HEAD BUKKAKE DONKEY PUNCHER BUKKAKE REDSKIN NAZI WOODPECKERSHIT MALL SANTA DICKFACE AUTOFELLATIO IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SIGMUND FREUD HELLFUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS PUSSYLICKER I'LL RAPE YOU BIG FOOT CUM MARY WHITEHOUSE EPIDIDYMIS RAT'S ASS CAMEL FUCKER REDSKIN FUCKBAG ANUSCAKE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PISS OFF MY ASS DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK OFF FUCKHEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HORSE SHIT SHITE WOMEN'S RIGHTS TITWANK FRED PHELPS SHITFACE FUCKBAG KIKE FROG'S FAT ASS THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS VENEREAL DISEASE TAMPONS PORCH MONKEY FAGGOT DIPSHIT SHIT FELCHING SHITFUCKER MALL SANTA BOOBS JAP TITS DOT HEAD SHITE FUCK UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY CHOAD FRENCH TICKLER OH SHI– FUCKER NIGGER ANAL GOD DAMN FRENCH TICKLER HITLER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND CRACKER BORDER HOPPER CHIGGER FUCK A DUCK HELL FUCKFACE BASTARD FUCK A DUCK COON FUCKTARD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKING JUMP! REDNECK SCUMBUCKET ASS DOUCHEBAG SPUNK DONKEY DICK ROSIE O'DONNELL BOOBS CUNT CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST CHUFF FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BONER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ASSRAPING NIGGER CUNTING ASSCRACK DICKFACE ASSWIPE BITCH CLIT SHITCOCK PRICK FEWMETS TAFFY JOHN ELWAY BLOWJOB IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSRAPING DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITE TAMPONS BAD MOTHERFUCKER CRACKER FLYING FUCK RAT'S COCK COON TRANNY ASS CHIGGER FUCKWIT SHITFACE FASHION BUG FUCKSTAIN TURD DICK PISS OFF SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BITCH DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HADJI HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TACO VAGINA ASSFACE PIGFUCKER WANK SNUFF PORN FROG TAMPON IN MY ASS DILDO SON OF A BITCH CLIT DUNE COON COCK JERK OFF FUCKFACE ANAL YOU WANKER BLUE PENIS! FUCKER SCUMBAG BULLSHIT PISS OFF MY ASS ASS TWAT BOYCOTT VIACOM! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BITCH MASTURBATION CUNT BITCH FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD COCKSUCKER WHORE NEGRO WANK WANK FUCKER TITWANK CHAV DUMBASS BEAVER POTTYMOUTH EAT MY SHIT! FUCK YOU GOD DAMN FUCKHEAD BITCH CHICKEN SHIT CRAPMUNCHER BULLSHIT LAKE TITICACA NIGGER TITS MALARKY MOTHERFUCKER TACO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SCUMBAG SHITHEAD JACKASS BUGFUCK SHITFACE COCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHIT NIGNOG ASS RUSKIE FUCKING A BAD MOTHERFUCKER WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! YOU WANKER TITWANK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS JAP JUNGLE BUNNY DAMN CC PLZ IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCK CUNT TITMOUSE HELL ASS TITS FUCK FUCK A DUCK SHITTY JACKASS SHITCOCK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BUTT PIRATE [expletive deleted] DAMN ANUSCAKE ASS SHITHEAD DICKHEAD SAND NIGGER SHITE BOON ASSFACE PISS OFF VAGINA ASSHOLE FRIG RAPE SHIT FUCKSTAIN FUCKING Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSCRACK and with the SAND NIGGER and his ASSCRACK of girraffes in which HOT GRITS while reading about CRAPPY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CRAP ON A STICK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BALL SACK