Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNTBUCKET neurochemical FUCK disorder CUNNILINGUS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid YOUR MOM, sudden ASSBANDIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TACO or CHING CHONG CHINK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BULLSHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DAMN IT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may HORSE SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WIGGER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GOD DAMN NIGGER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous LAKE TITICACA utterFUCKance of socially JERRY objectionable words).
CUNT Tourette's is ASSHAT not to be CLUSTER FUCK confused with SHITPISSER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BULLSHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WOP random I'LL RAPE YOU disorientation, culturally-BONER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DAMN language, FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JACK OFF TITTIES of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DAMN IT souvenir shoppes and massive QUEEF quantities FUCK of ANAL DIABETES HORSE SHIT garbage.
Darnit.
A BAD MOTHERFUCKER Polite Note to the BONER Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GRINGO Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BUKKAKE article TITS & DICKS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FRIG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PEDOPHILIA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOG FUCKER.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PICKANINNY Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of FUCKFACE Tourrette's sufferers SHITFACE swear. You can SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SMEG TV, for always focusing on the BULLSHIT bad side of a terrible CRAPPY thing.
- The main INCEST symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BIGNOSE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SOD OFF knee CUNT NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is ART METAL PRODUCTS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HOMO cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at RAT'S ASS school for BIGNOSE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MOTHERFUCKER sufferers to become SHITFACE manically depressed and GOD DAMMIT commit POLAK suicide.
- There is no FUCK YOU cure, and the HORSE PENIS drugs that are available to, "calm" the DOUCHING tics often have adverse RECTUM RAIDER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CHIGGER perodol" which caused my entire FUCKSTAIN body to go FUCKING A numb and CHRISTHUMPER basically made it NIGGA! worse than HORSE PENIS it is without the REDSKIN drug.
I am an active member of a SNUFF PORN tourette syndrome PORCH MONKEY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DOT HEAD the DONKEY PUNCHER public view of Tourettes as a "ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HELL much much (hand spasms) more...
I am DUMBASS sorry for SEMEN "hi-jacking" your ASSWIPE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FELLATIO this that really TWAT annoys me. I am working towards a SHIT LIKE A HORSE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this EPIDIDYMIS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MACACA, and making fun of a BAD MOTHERFUCKER horrible disorder is (not) RAPE funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? time.
Best FUCKFACE regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “DOUCHEBAG” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese CHRISTIANITY reply
As TIBET Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DEMOCRACY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PROTESTS Westerners show is not an TIBET effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those AMERICA'S GREAT! countries. When showing DIMETHYL GLYCOL right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS in countries RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not CAPITALISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a VOTE byproduct of your DEMOCRACY capitalist society UIGURS.
Li Chiang “BUDDHISM” Wen
P.S. SHITHEAD Regards to Andrew SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply
As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DON'T HAVE AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIV NEGATIVE white?
Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAMN saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my COCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine YOUR MOM Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are POMMIE and DUNE COON playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DOUCHE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BIRD SHIT BAND WITH 4 FUCKWIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHIT HORSE! YOUR MOM IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO YOUR MOM'S HOUSE
How FUCKSTAIN to FUCK cure VENEREAL DISEASE the SCROTUM Tourette's GOAT DICK Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment SCRATCH! GROUNDER! for BOB SAGET Tourette's PUSSY Syndrome COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS is NECROPHILIA following DOUGHNUT PUNCHER these TAFFY rules RAT'S ASS in MILF order:
- 1: Avoid FUCKSTAIN immature SHITE little ASSHAT kids,
- 2: Count to SCUMBAG within ASSFACE 10 DAMMITseconds,
- 3: Do not open your FUCK LET'S SHIT CHICKEN FRIES nor RAT'S COCK talk,
- 4: Tell [expletive deleted] yourself you BOOBS don't RUSTY TROMBONE have I WILL END YOU! this CUNT disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BUTTFUCKER WITH NASTY BIGNOSE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the YOUR MOM last straw BUTT PIRATE!
I fucking put DELICIOUS CAKE' my comment at the TOP OF THE SCROTUM PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WANKSPLAT the TOP OF GRINGO THIS POOPY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH offensive. TAMPON IN MY ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to JOHN ELWAY people who try BAD MOTHERFUCKER to battle JACK OFF'EPIDIDYMIS that tight-ass FUCKING BASEBALL 17-year-MOTHERFUCKER—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GOD DAMN it now, but someone said NICARAGUA' HADJI WIENER'FRITZ on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASSFACE is a laughing GARBAGE DAY! matter. Plus there PISSHOLE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DICK Uncyclopedia, there are DEVELOPERS! articles BASTARD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TRANNY stuff. So TITTIES that means BONER stop getting mad at the CUM first part too and WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? talking about the HAIL SATAN! letter that it's POLACK mocking (what ASSFACE letter? I don't even know what SHITHEAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian FRITZ hi self ASS even made a really SNUFF PORN good point. "It's TOWELHEAD nothing more CLEVELAND STEAMER from a head nod to a FUCKTARD knee tick". SHITHEAD. Which I'll add PENISBIRD onto I RAPE WALRUSES! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BOOBIES suffer that CLEVELAND STEAMER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DAMN IT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CAMEL FUCKER be, because if I were a NIGGER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CHOAD hilarious. If you BIGNOSE Want facts, go on FIRECROTCH Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HELL be offended, don't read PISS the freaking ART METAL PRODUCTS article anyway.
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SHITTY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FIRECROTCH CHING CHONG CHINK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKTARD HAIL SATAN! MOCCASINS PRICK CUNTING ASSCRACK GOD DAMMIT NECROPHILIA HELL ASS BULLSHIT FLYING FUCK FAGGOT BULLSHIT YID BUNG-HOLE SEMEN WANK JERK OFF DOUCHE CUNNILINGUS TIMBER NIGGER JAP HELL CLUSTER FUCK BANGKOK FUCK OFF BUGGER WANKSPLAT FELCHING BAD MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PISS DICK SHITTY CHIGGER DYKE DOUCHEBAG FELLATIO SUCK MY DICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER COCK BITCH ASS CARPET MUNCHER SHIT SPUNK FUCKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FLYING FUCK DAMN BITCH FUCKER FUCKING A HELL GOD DAMMIT RAPE BAT FUCK INSANE BELLEND JAP SUCK A BIG DICK CRACKER JIZZ BALLS I'LL RAPE YOU BASTARD TRANNY GANGBANG MOTHERFUCKER JOHN SMILEY FACE BUTT-HOLE SHITE ASSRAPING BONER BASTARD RAGHEAD TITS CUNNILINGUS ANAL POLAK IN SACREMENT FUCKING A FENCE JUMPER SHITE PISS OFF SOD OFF ANUSCAKE POKÉMON CONAN O'BRIAN I'LL RAPE YOU YOU WANKER DOUCHE NAZI ASSRAMMER PUNANI JIGGABOO POWERSHIT PIECE OF SHIT ASSCRACK GANGBANG TAMPON IN MY ASS DOG SHIT BITCH BIRD SHIT SHITCOCK TWAT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS POLAK SHITSLINGING BOOBS FUCK PORCH MONKEY CHAV BUTT PIRATE POLESMOKER ASSHAT HO BUKKAKE FELCHMONKEY BOOBIES DOUCHETITS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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SOD OFF HELL CUNT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKHEAD FUCKWIT BUTTFUCKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ALEX TREBEK GOD DAMN FUCK PRICK MACACA HADJI BOB SAGET SHITFACE DARTH VADER GENITALIA BOB SAGET FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DAMMIT I'LL RAPE YOU CHOAD PEDOPHILIA GOD DAMN FUCK YOU CROTCH ASSHAT SHIT SHITFACE SHITCOCK GOD BLESS AMERICA JIGGABOO PORCH MONKEY LOGJAMMER CUNT LOGJAMMER SOD OFF NAZI DICKHEAD TURD URINE-GARGLING WARNER MUSIC GROUP MALARKY WIENER NIGNOG HELL LIMEY SHITTY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HELL CHOAD FAGGOT DAMN COCK INJUN LIMEY WOMEN'S RIGHTS RAT'S ASS HADJI TOWELHEAD SHITTY FUCK NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! RUSTY TROMBONE ASS MARGARET THATCHER I WILL KILL YOU! CHICKEN SHIT ASSCRACK TOWELHEAD SEX CLEMEN BUTTFUCKER FUCK RAT'S ASS FUCKING CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SCROTUM FUCKING JUMP! SUCK MY COCK [expletive deleted] EAT MY SHIT! GO COUNT YOUR DICK RAT'S ASS SHITSLINGING FUCKING A AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS COMMUNIST DILDO DICK IN A BOX BALLS ASSHAT FUCKING BUGGER OFF CLIT WOP SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT FUCKTARD FUCK YOU SHITE ARSE ASSWIPE WANK RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN NECROPHILIA BIGNOSE PORCH MONKEY MONKEY SHIT SHITCUNTING SHIT DAMN SHIT INCEST FLYING FUCK TITTIES CUNT DAMN BOON BUKKAKE SHIT FUCKFACE DICKHEAD [expletive deleted] NIGGER REBECCA BLACK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA HELL POMMIE DICK TITS AY-AY-AY BASTARD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER WANK GIVING HEAD FLAMING ASS BADGER CHOAD ARSEBADGERS FEMADOM FIST FUCK ART METAL PRODUCTS WANK HORSE PENIS BASTARD SOD OFF BAD MOTHERFUCKER FRIG ARSEBADGERS SHIT DYKE WARNER MUSIC GROUP CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CRAP ON A STICK QUEEF POLESMOKER VAGINA ASSHOLE CUNNILINGUS HAIL SATAN! SHIT MICK TITWANK REDEEMING VALUE MOTHERFUCKER CUNNILINGUS ANAL DIABETES JUNGLE BUNNY YOU WANKER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCK OFF ASSCRACK PRICK VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKTARD BIRD SHIT 666 MAMA MIA PISS ARTIST CUNTRAG NIGGER HORSE PENIS HORSE SHIT SHIT DAMN NAZI MOTHERFUCKER POLAK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BIGNOSE PEARL NECKLACE BALLS PISS GOD DAMN QUEEF BEAVER SUCK MY DICK BALLS TWAT FUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN CROTCH GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER CRAPPY DICKHEAD DAMN FUCKFUCKFUCK INCEST DOUCHE ABO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHIT TWAT PRICK GOD DAMN PIG CRAP ON A STICK BELLEND BITCH AY-AY-AY RAT'S ASS ANAL DIABETES D'OH BOB SAGET NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 666 FUCK YOU MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WANKER MOLDY TITS BELLEND FRAK BORDER HOPPER FLYING FUCK GENITALIA JACK OFF DOUCHETITS SHITSLIDE SHITHEAD NEGRO CUNTRAG FUCKFACE HELL TWAT SHIT 666 ASSCRACK BASTARD GANGBANG SHITTY I WILL KILL YOU! 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FEWMETS DAMN IT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE FEMADOM POTTYMOUTH CONDOMS SON OF A BITCH CHIGGER SEMEN TRANNY SPUNK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BLUMPKIN MARGARET THATCHER FELCHMONKEY FUCK JACK ABRAMOFF DAMN MUGABE HAS AIDS ASS INBRED FUCKBAG TAMPON IN MY ASS ASS lowercase MALL SANTA DUNE COON JAP MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS TRANNY POWERSHIT RAPE BALLS ARSE CRAPMUNCHER SON OF A BITCH ORGASM WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SCUMBAG CUNT BOLLOCKS FUCK TURD GOBSHITE DONGSHOVER FAGGOT HELLFIRE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TAFFY CAMEL JOCKEY AMERICA ONLINE HO PISS OFF MY ASS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BALLS BULLSHIT DICKHEAD BLUE PENIS! SHITTY WIENER RUSTY TROMBONE HOLY DUMB FUCK CUNT TAFFY WIENER HUMAN RIGHTS JAP SHITHEAD TITWANK SHIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS PUNANI MASTURBATION CUNT CRAPPER suck my mothers TITTYWANK STEVE BALLMER FUCK OFF DELICIOUS CAKE DONKEY PUNCHER MOCKIE pen0r ROSES CLUSTER FUCK TURD YOU WANKER PIECE OF SHIT MONKEY BALLS COON DOM DeLUISE ASS HITLER ASSHAT TACO DICKFACE ABO IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK MOTHERFUCKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCKING YID RUSTY TROMBONE ANUSCAKE BUTTFUCKER BASTARD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSRAMMER ASSFACE ASSWIPE FUCK PISS ARTIST POLAK DAMN DIPSHIT COCK FUCK CUNTRAG O CANADA CRAPFUCKER WALRUS SHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKING JUMP! HELL BIRD SHIT FUCK CROTCH BEANER SHIT SON OF A BITCH DOUCHE BITCH PEDOPHILIA FUCKING A DIPSHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK RAT'S ASS SHIT AAAAAAAAA! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GOD DAMN PENIS ON A STICK RAT'S COCK DAMN SEMEN BANGKOK FUCKING A IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
PORCH MONKEY FROG'S FAT ASS SHITTY SOD OFF BONER SHITE FUCKTARD ASSCRACK DICK TITS RAPE RAT'S ASS JACKASS FUCK COON HOMO OSTRICH MY ASS BUKKAKE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY SHIT BOOBIES DYKE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BOOBS SHAKOPEE CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKFACE GOBSHITE HENTAI FUCKHEAD CHOAD BUTTFUCKER NIPPLES FUCKER CUM CUNT CUNT HELL CONAN O'BRIAN POMMIE FUCKWIT NIHILISM SHIT BIRD SHIT DAGO INBRED CRAPMUNCHER PIG GOD DAMN WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! FUCKFUCKFUCK YOU WANKER TITS SHITHEAD DICK CHICKEN DAMN SHITE ASS CRAP COCK BIRD SHIT JERRY KIKE KNOBJOCKEY TURD JACK OFF CROTCH MALL SANTA DIPSHIT PRICK BIRD SHIT BASTARD DICK TITS PORCH MONKEY SOD SHITSLINGING Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive WIENER and with the FUCKHEAD and his TITS of girraffes in which FROG'S FAT ASS while reading about CROTCH!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
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- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
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- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
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- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
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- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
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- MOTHERFUCKER
Article written in the style of its subject This article is BUTTFUCKER funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its GOD DAMMIT subject. If you do not find it funny MOLDY TITS, it is probably because you are an INBRED CHRISTIANITY ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. DONKEY PUNCHER If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CLEVELAND STEAMER joke loses its humour SHITFACE when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so PORCUPINE'S BALLS ignorant, then you wouldn't have SCUMBAG needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! NAZI SHIT TOWELHEAD TWAT PECKERHEAD!!!!!I <3 COCK |