Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's TITTIES'ASSFACE'DILDO'SHITE'FUCKING'PUSSY'INJUN Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKHEAD neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK OFF characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITTY, sudden DOUCHING m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PEDOPHILIA or SHITHEAD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASS LICKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may LIMEY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken YUKY DOODY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GOD DAMMIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TWAT GOD DAMMIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous INBRED utterFUCKance of socially ARSE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITPISSER television programs to address FUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

BITCH Tourette's is LENS CRAFTERS not to be ASSHAT confused with INBRED Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DICKLICK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves LIMEY random DONALD RUMSFELD disorientation, culturally-WIENER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CC PLZ outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local VENEREAL DISEASE language, DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASS SLOPE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SACRED souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK OFF quantities PISS of ANAL DIABETES COCKGOBLIN garbage.

Darnit.

A ASS Polite Note to the NORTH KOREA Author:

The BITCH Tourette's NIGGER Research Institute was DAGO founded to FUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASSHAT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GOD DAMN article DAMN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FLYING RAT'S ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or GRIS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKWIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TIMBER NIGGER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CLUSTERFUCK Tourrette's sufferers DICK CHICKEN swear. You can FUCKWIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TV, for always focusing on the WIENER bad side of a terrible SHITSLINGING thing.
• The main SPUNK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'POOPOO' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SEMEN knee CUNT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DOUCHETITS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GOD DAMN school for SEMEN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKSTAIN sufferers to become GREASER manically depressed and SHIT commit BUTT PIRATE suicide.
• There is no BOOBS cure, and the FUCKSTAIN drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASS tics often have adverse FELLATIO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BASTARD perodol" which caused my entire SHITE body to go NAZI numb and ANUSCAKE basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITHEAD it is without the FASHION BUG drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome RAT'S COCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASS the MACACA public view of Tourettes as a "DAMN IT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASSFACE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKWIT sorry for FUCKSTAIN "hi-jacking" your MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PISSHOLE this that really STEVE BALLMER annoys me. I am working towards a FLYING FUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CHAV article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DOUCHE NAZI, and making fun of a DOUCHEBAG horrible disorder is (not) GOVERNMENT FILTERS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your REDNECK time.

Best ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DONKEY PUNCHER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT RIOTS reply

As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FALUN GONG Westerners show is not an GOVERNMENT FILTERS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT MOVEMENT degenerate capitalist culture in those RIVER CRABS SUCK countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust OPINION in countries MONASTERIES leadership, those problems does not DIMETHYL GLYCOL occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA SUCKS byproduct of your DEMOCRACY capitalist society MELAMINE.

Li Chiang “TIBET” Wen

P.S. NIPPLES Regards to Andrew NAZI Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The MOZILLA FIREFOX bastard who wrote this article. You can MONKEY'S UNCLE punch him if you PISS want to.

As a MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BITCH saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my JOHN SMILEY FACE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHITTY Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASSHAT and ASSHAT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PRICK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FROG'S FAT ASS BAND WITH 4 ASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A VENEREAL DISEASE HORSE! SHITTY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITTY'S HOUSE

How YOU WANKER to BITCH cure COCK the TURD Tourette's YID Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FOUR-EYES for SHITTY Tourette's SEMPRINI Syndrome SCUMBUCKET is RAGHEAD following SUCK MY DICK these PISS rules ANAL DIABETES in CUNTRAG order:

• 1: Avoid SHITE immature VAGINA little BUNG-HOLE kids,
• 2: Count to HELL within ANAL 10 MALARKYseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCKFUCKFUCK DOT HEAD ASS FASCIST nor CLIT talk,
• 4: Tell BALL SACK yourself you PISS don't RAT'S ASS have INCEST this DOG SHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FRITZ WITH NASTY DYKE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSWIPE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHITTY last straw JACK OFF!

I fucking put BOOBS' my comment at the TOP OF THE HELL PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BUTTFUCKER the TOP OF GOOK THIS FENCE JUMPER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BANGKOK offensive. SOD OFF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SEMEN people who try CAMEL FUCKER to battle CUNT'4CHAN that tight-ass PICKANINNY 17-year-WANK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FELCHMONKEY it now, but someone said GOD DAMN' BOOBIES DOUCHE'PRICK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HO is a laughing WOMEN'S RIGHTS matter. Plus there CAMEL FUCKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HI, BILLY MAYS HERE Uncyclopedia, there are OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! articles GENITALIA about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CUNT CRAPPER stuff. So BEANER that means JACKASS SHIT stop getting mad at the SMEG first part too and HADJI talking about the NIGGER TITS letter that it's ASSCRACK mocking (what ASSCRACK letter? I don't even know what PIG the heck you're talking about). Adrian [EXPLETIVE] hi self SHITE even made a really HI, BILLY MAYS HERE good point. "It's DOG SHIT nothing more NAZI from a head nod to a FLYING FUCK knee tick". SUCK MY COCK. Which I'll add BITCH onto EARS OF CHRIST saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITE suffer that HELL much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CC PLZ it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GANGBANG be, because if I were a LIKE FATHER LIKE SON Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GOOK hilarious. If you SHIT Want facts, go on COCKSTUFFER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TIT DIRT be offended, don't read I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY the freaking MOTHERFUCKER article anyway.

FUCKWIT FUCKING ASSCRACK DICK BASTARD SHITE BITCH POMMIE HO TURD

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PENIS COON GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITBALLS CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE DICKFACE RAT'S COCK SPIC TWAT DICKHEAD TITS DUMBASS JERK OFF MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY HONKY YOU WANKER BRITNEY CUNNILINGUS ASSHOLE INBRED CUNTRAG JIGGABOO POLAK PEEPEE SHITFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JACKASS SLOPE ASS SHITCUNTING JIZZ PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN HOCKEY FUCKTARD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD EUROIPODS FUCKWIT TIT DIRT CAMEL FUCKER FLYING FUCK TONY LA RUSSA SEMEN SOD OFF ORGASM RAPE CHICKEN SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK BOB SAGET ASSFACE FUCKING FUCKSTAIN CHIGGER EAT MY SHIT! CLIT GOD DAMMIT DIPSHIT SHITHEAD BOOBS SHIT TUBA FIREWALLS HELLFUCKER DOG SHIT NIGGER DARTH VADER WETBACK PUSSY MARY WHITEHOUSE DAMN IT SUGARTITS CUNT MONKEY BALLS PISS ARTIST FRED PHELPS DOUCHING CHIGGER NEGRO SUITCASE PENIS BASTARD DICKHEAD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMNATION FLYING RAT'S ASS TITS & DICKS CRACKER RAPE FUCKSTAIN SHIT FUDGEPACKER ASS LAKE TITICACA COCKSMOKER PUSSYLICKER JACKASS SHIT WANK FRAK YOU WANKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKING A RIGHTS SHITE NECROPHILIA DICKFACE CUNT TITS BLOWJOB GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOAT DICK SHITTY RAT'S COCK DAMN IT BLOWJOB COCK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FLYING FUCK BITCH HUEY P. NEWTON CLEVELAND STEAMER SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE MOSES RANDY TRAVIS DICKLICK FUCKING A FRAK DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT JIZZ CUM PISSHOLE CLIT HAIL SATAN! SHITHEAD DOUCHE NAZI FELLATIO CUNTING ASSCRACK ARSEBADGERS SUCK MY DICK TAMPONS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCKHEAD KRAUT CRAPMUNCHER DICKFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX SPANK THE MONKEY SHIT CRAPMUNCHER CHOAD SHIT [expletive deleted] FROG PISS DAMN IT ASSHOLE FELCHING GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHITTY BITCH CHINK JACKASS ASSHAT BASTARD DAMN TAMPONS DAMN IT IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! SPIC SCUMBAG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GENITALIA FELCHING ASSWIPE DIRTY SANCHEZ CHIGGER CLIT GOD DAMMIT MARGARET THATCHER SCROTUM SHITPISSER CONAN O'BRIAN GOD DAMMIT WIENER AUTOFELLATIO PEDOPHILIA MOTHERFUCKER NAZI MOLDY TITS PISS OFF PRICK SHITSLINGING YID JUNGLE BUNNY BITCH DUNE COON BITCH JAP FUCK OFF ASS AUTOFELLATIO ORGASM ASSHOLE BORDER HOPPER TAMPON IN MY ASS NEOPETS JACKASS ASSHOLE BITCH RAT'S COCK suck my mothers OH SHI– GRIS FUCKTARD FUCK COCK FUCKSTAIN PIKACHU NAZI DICK CHICKEN FLYING RAT'S ASS YOU BITCH ASS LICKER PEARL NECKLACE TAMPON IN MY ASS YID CLEVELAND STEAMER GOBSHITE CHIGGER DICK IN A BOX JERRY BIGNOSE FUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! MONKEY SHIT FUCK YOU SHITFACE SON OF A BITCH SHAKOPEE ANUSCAKE FASHION BUG FLYING RAT'S ASS INCEST BALL SACK CRAPMUNCHER PECKERHEAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK ASSFACE COCKSMOKER DICK EMO YOUR MOM TOSSER BUGGER OFF NIPPLES DAMN SOD OFF ASSWIPE MOCCASINS CUNNILINGUS TACO HORSE SHIT lowercase CHICKEN SHIT CHRISTHUMPER ASSCRACK DUMBASS FUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE BOLLOCKS TITWANK GOAT DICK SHITE ASSWIPE SHITTY BUTTFUCKER CRACKER FUCK QUEEF MASTURBATION NICARAGUA GOD BLESS AMERICA I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! MILF CUNTING ASSCRACK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU GOD DAMMIT FROG'S FAT ASS TURD suck my mothers HEIL HITLER! FUCKING MARGARET THATCHER CUM ASS WETBACK NAZI FAGGOT PISS ARTIST JIGGABOO BITCH MOTHERFUCKER CROTCH FUCK YOU GOD DAMN SHUT UP, MEG! SOD OFF SCUMBAG BASTARD YOU SUCK BALLS SLOPE PUSSY HAIL SATAN! REDNECK ANUSCAKE SHITTY TOWELHEAD PISS OFF PUSSYLICKER MOTHERFUCKER FAGGOT BRITNEY DEVELOPERS! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TITTIES POLAK COCKSUCKER DICKFACE TRANNY MARGARET THATCHER URINE-GARGLING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKING JUMP! FROG'S FAT ASS COCKSMOKER CHICKEN SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER TITWANK GOBSHITE SUCK MY DICK I RAPE WALRUSES! AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS [EXPLETIVE] FUCK YUKY DOODY PEEPEE TACO MILF FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK ASSWIPE POLAK BALLS HOSER TOTAL SUCK A BIG DICK GANGBANG FUCK OFF MOCKIE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHITSLIDE LET'S SHIT FUCKHEAD BALLS BEAVER ANAL MASTURBATION DAMN IT WHORE ASSWIPE TITS MOCCASINS AUTOFELLATIO FUCKWIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

FUCK YOU DUNE COON IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MOZILLA FIREFOX NAZI NIPPLES ASSRAMMER BUTTFUCKER BALL SACK SHITTY TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SHITFACE SHITFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FLYING FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COCKSMOKER BUGGER OFF FUCKBAG GOBSHITE SHIT EMO NIGGER REDSKIN ANAL KAFFIR BOOBS BOOBS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT GOBSHITE DICKFACE RAPE Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PRICK and with the BUKKAKE and his CUNNILINGUS of girraffes in which DOUCHE while reading about ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKWIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ASS