Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHIT'KIKE'DAMMIT'DONGSHOVER'[expletive deleted]'I RAPE WALRUSES!'YID Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BUGGER neurochemical FUCK disorder MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PICKANINNY, sudden SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WHITE PEOPLE or COLGATE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly VAGINA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ARSE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DICKHEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CAMEL JOCKEY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DOUCHEBAG words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK OFF MOCCASINS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FELLATIO utterFUCKance of socially FUCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MOLDY TITS television programs to address SACRAMENTO Tourette's syndrome.

TOWELHEAD Tourette's is STEVE BALLMER not to be DICKHEAD confused with MOTHERFUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TITS & DICKS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PRICK random FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK disorientation, culturally-LAKE TITICACA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth I WILL KILL YOU! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GOD DAMMIT language, BITCH and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WANKSPLAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITSLIDE souvenir shoppes and massive MONGOLIANS quantities ALF of ANAL DIABETES ASSWIPE garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK OFF Polite Note to the BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA Author:

The JACKASS Tourette's CRAP ON A STICK Research Institute was SHITSLINGING founded to SUCK MY COCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TOSSER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DONGSHOVER article MOCCASINS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BITCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CRACKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance POLESMOKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JERRY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DIPSHIT Tourrette's sufferers CUM swear. You can PENIS ON A STICK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NEOPETS TV, for always focusing on the MONKEY BALLS bad side of a terrible FELCHMONKEY thing.
• The main MOTHERFUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PECKERHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TITTIES' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BLISTERING BARNACLES knee NECROPHILIA NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is YOU WANKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BATHING SUIT AREA cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TIMBER NIGGER school for JUSTIN BIEBER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TWAT sufferers to become DAMMIT manically depressed and MOTHERFUCKER commit MOTHERFUCKER suicide.
• There is no WHITE POWER cure, and the SHITHEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the HELL tics often have adverse DOUCHING side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PIG perodol" which caused my entire SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM body to go FRITZ numb and INBRED basically made it NIGGA! worse than TITTYWANK it is without the I AM CORNHOLIO! drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKFUCKFUCK tourette syndrome BULLSHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKWIT the HELL public view of Tourettes as a "BUTTFUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am LET'S SHIT sorry for DICKFACE "hi-jacking" your DOUCHEBAG entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKFACE this that really HELL annoys me. I am working towards a DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TACO article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FAG, and making fun of a DUMBASS horrible disorder is (not) ABO funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TURD time.

Best IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TITS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese INDIA HAS NUKES reply

As FALUN GONG Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are VOTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PRINCE PHILIP degenerate capitalist culture in those OPINION countries. When showing RIVER CRABS SUCK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DALAI LAMA in countries TIENANMEN SQUARE leadership, those problems does not STUDENT PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FALUN GONG byproduct of your FALUN GONG capitalist society GRASS MUD HORSE.

Li Chiang “RIGHT WING” Wen

P.S. SHITFUCKER Regards to Andrew WINDOWS VISTA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The JAP bastard who wrote this article. You can MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS punch him if you COCKSHITTER want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you CECIL JOHN RHODES remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CECIL JOHN RHODES white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CONDOMS saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my DAMN IT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PICKANINNY Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are WANK and DAMMIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TIMBER NIGGER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BANGKOK BAND WITH 4 TITMOUSE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DICKHEAD HORSE! PICKANINNY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PICKANINNY'S HOUSE

How FUCKTARD to HOSER cure CUNTING ASSCRACK the PISS Tourette's CUNT CRAPPER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASSHAT for RAT'S COCK Tourette's MALARKY Syndrome WARNER MUSIC GROUP is GENITALIA following FELLATIO these YOU WANKER rules BULLSHIT in PIG order:

• 1: Avoid FEMADOM immature HELL little SHIT LIKE A HORSE kids,
• 2: Count to CRAPPY within EMO 10 FUCKTARDseconds,
• 3: Do not open your TUBA PEDOPHILIA ASSHAT nor ARSE talk,
• 4: Tell ASSHOLE yourself you AUTOFELLATIO don't POLESMOKER have DAMN IT this FRITZ disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASSFACE WITH NASTY BIRD SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GANGBANG FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PICKANINNY last straw CHICKEN FRIES!

I fucking put WIKIPEDIA' my comment at the TOP OF THE MARY WHITEHOUSE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SEMEN the TOP OF DUMBASS THIS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HELL offensive. ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DAMN people who try BIRD SHIT to battle SHITFUCKER'HONKY that tight-ass BALLS 17-year-CHOAD—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find LET'S SHIT it now, but someone said LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS' MACACA WANK'POTTYMOUTH on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SON OF A BITCH is a laughing CLEVELAND STEAMER matter. Plus there PUSSY was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on NECROPHILIA Uncyclopedia, there are ASSRAPING articles EXTRA LONG PENIS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSWIPE stuff. So ASSHOLE that means NIGGER stop getting mad at the SHIT first part too and NECROPHILIA talking about the LOGJAMMER letter that it's WANKER mocking (what NIGGER letter? I don't even know what HORSE SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian GOD DAMN hi self ASSHAT even made a really DOUCHEBAG good point. "It's VAGINA nothing more FUCK YOU from a head nod to a DOT HEAD knee tick". 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT. Which I'll add GOD DAMN onto FUCK YOU saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DONALD RUMSFELD suffer that BORDER HOPPER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DICKLICK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DONKEY PUNCHER be, because if I were a COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SPIC hilarious. If you MONKEY SHIT Want facts, go on TACO Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCK YOU be offended, don't read CUNTBUCKET the freaking BUTT PIRATE article anyway.

COON ORGASM GIVING HEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS LET'S SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS GOD DAMMIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH KIKE

DICKHEAD DUMBASS VAGINA CAPTAIN CRUNCH BASTARD FELLATIO FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BLUE PENIS! FLAMING ASS BADGER NAZI DAMN DICK MOCCASINS SPANK THE MONKEY PUNANI SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASS ARSEBADGERS GOD DAMMIT DAMN ASSWIPE FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE GREASER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WANK BITCH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS RAPE FUCKING FUCKWIT SAGGY TITS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT PEEPEE VENEREAL DISEASE COON DOUCHE NAZI REDEEMING VALUE ADMINS ARE GAY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CUNTRAG HELL POTTYMOUTH suck my mothers DOUCHEBAG BITCH JOHNNY TAMPONS WIKIPEDIA NAZI DICKFACE DOODIE HEAD YOU WANKER HELL LIMEY PISS ARTIST SUGARTITS BLOWJOB BOLLOCKS DICKHEAD DICKHEAD BITCH SUCK COCKS IN HELL! TITTIES DIRTY SANCHEZ FRITZ FUCK OFF SEX ASSHAT OSTRICH MY ASS MONKEY SHIT BULLCRAP TAFFY BASTARD GOBSHITE YOU WANKER SHITFACE BITCH POLAK ARSE FUCKFACE [Insert swear here] FUCKING A DILDO YOGHURT CANNON FUCKER HOMO FUCK YOU PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MILF SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? FUCKING IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD RAT'S COCK HONKY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TIMBER NIGGER COMMUNIST DILDO COON FUCKTARD ASS NIGGER TITS RIGHTS FUCK A DUCK BULLSHIT ASSHAT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE RECTUM RAIDER WOP FUCKER ASSRAMMER FASHION BUG FAG YOU WANKER TIMBER NIGGER FUCKING CLUSTERFUCK CAMEL JOCKEY SUCK MY DICK HENTAI SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKSTAIN WANKSPLAT BOOBS DAMN SHITTY HORSE PENIS BASTARD DUNE COON I WILL END YOU! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITE FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN ELECTION SHIT PISSHOLE POMMIE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COCKSMOKER FUCKSTAIN DAMN IT DOT HEAD CHIGGER WIKIPEDIA CRAPFUCKER JAP NIGGER HADJI ASS ASS CLUSTERFUCK FUCK FRAK EPIDIDYMIS CHICKEN FRIES INBRED SHITFACE WALRUS SHIT HONKY TITWANK DAMN CRAPFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS DUNE COON PEDOPHILIA WANK SHIT BASTARD SHITFUCKER COCKSMOKER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CRACKER GOD DAMN FELCHING BUGGER OFF TOTAL 30 CASES OF PICKLES BUTT PIRATE POLESMOKER PENIS TOTAL SPUNK FUCK YOU CLIT FUCKING A GIVING HEAD ASSHOLE FUCKER FUCK OFF GANGBANG COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT MONKEY'S UNCLE WEHATEMARIO SCROTUM DIPSHIT FRIG PECKERHEAD BATHING SUIT AREA DICKLICK WEHATEMARIO CUNTSWILLING ASS ASSFACE FLYING FUCK GOD DAMN CUNT FELLATIO DIPSHIT AMERICA ONLINE LET'S SHIT ASS MONKEY'S UNCLE FAG WANKSPLAT CHICKEN FRIES BOLLOCKS BUGFUCK SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? FUCKER AUTOFELLATIO MACACA CLEAN DRINKING WATER CLIT BRITNEY DUNE COON JIZZ RAT'S ASS CAUCASIANS CHICKEN SHIT SEX BANGKOK BUGGER BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKWIT NIGGER TITS FUCKING BASEBALL HIV NEGATIVE TURD PRICK TENTACLE RAPE 30 CASES OF PICKLES GIVING HEAD NIGGER CHICKEN SHIT CLIT THONG TASTER TAMPON IN MY ASS MOCKIE TWISTY VAGINA SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DICK PUSSYLICKER PISS BITCH CUNT CLUSTERFUCK FUCKER PIECE OF SHIT ASS NIGGER DOUCHE INBRED CRACKER D'OH CUNT LAPPER 30 CASES OF PICKLES CUNT POMMIE DOODIE HEAD SHAKOPEE SHITTY DICK IN A BOX FUCKSTAIN CUNT ASSHAT TIMBER NIGGER FUCK OFF RUSKIE FUCKER DICK KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 FUCKBAG VENEREAL DISEASE GANGBANG CUNTRAG MOTHERFUCKER ASS WANK DAMN IT NIGGER FUCK FUCK YOU DICK FUCK OFF JACKASS SHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK TITTYWANK ASSCRACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CLEAN DRINKING WATER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE WANK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT MOCCASINS MOTHERFUCKER WANK WANK FLYING FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS GOATSE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DICK BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER SUCK MY COCK PISS OFF MICK [expletive deleted] DICKFACE OH SHI– DAMN AAAAAAAAA! HORSE PENIS TITMOUSE TOWELHEAD BEAVER SHITFACE SPUNK CHALICE HELL BOOBIES FUCKWIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITFACE POLESMOKER ORGASM SHITHEAD BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER WANK SNUFF PORN BRUSH MA TEETH FUCKER I AM CORNHOLIO! BENCH PRESS PORCH MONKEY INBRED 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT HELL FUCKTARD CHICKEN FRIES WETBACK TAMPON IN MY ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITE ASS RAT'S ASS SCUMBAG WANK SHITTY SHIT FUCKSTAIN DAMN GOD DAMMIT PISS SPANK THE MONKEY SHITTY FUCKING A SHITHEAD AMERICA ONLINE FUCKSTAIN CUNT FUCKWIT PENISBIRD JACK OFF HEIL HITLER! BAD MOTHERFUCKER BITCH CRACKER FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT AMERICA ONLINE BASTARD ASS LICKER TITS & DICKS PISS OFF MY ASS suck my mothers BITCH INBRED FUCKSTAIN CRACKER DICKLICK AUTOFELLATIO SHITFUCKER ASS FASCIST VAGINA DOUCHE NAZI DAMN FUCKING JUMP! FUCKER WANKSPLAT CONDOMS PAKI GOD DAMMIT DONKEY PUNCHER DICKHEAD PAKI ASS FASCIST HELLFUCKER NAZI FUCK SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE TONY LA RUSSA COCKGOBLIN HELL DAMN MOCKIE SCUMBAG FUCKSTAIN JIZZ GOBSHITE PRICK HELLFIRE BITCH FENCE JUMPER FROG RAT'S COCK DICK TITS SUCK MY COCK DAGO DAMN SHITFACE FRENCH TICKLER TOWELHEAD DICKHEAD FUCKING RAT'S COCK YUKY DOODY QUEEF BASTARD MASTURBATION PICKANINNY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ASS POMMIE PISS ARTIST NIPPLES DILDO MICK FUCKING BUDDHIST MONK DOUCHE BONER SOAPY TITWANK FUCK FUCK MOTHERFUCKER DAMN CUNNILINGUS LIMEY CUNT FELCHING JAP FUCK HELL HELL WHORE POWERSHIT JAP AUTOFELLATIO BUGGER OFF WIGGER FUCKWIT TWAT NIPPLES NIGNOG JERRY INCEST CUNT GO COUNT YOUR DICK CRACKER SHITTY POOPY SHITHEAD TOURETTE'S SYNDROME HORSE PENIS FUCKHEAD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DAMN IT CLUSTERFUCK YOU WANKER MAMA MIA PRICK TWAT TENTACLE RAPE SCUMBAG [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] THIS IS A RARE SWEAR ASSHAT TITMOUSE SHITSLINGING DIPSHIT GOD DAMMIT PISS FAGGOT BIGNOSE DAMN IT CHINK CLIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! BLUMPKIN EMO IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NIGGER BASTARD PISS DICK LIMEY DAMN NIGGER TITS FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WIKIPEDIA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKHEAD NIGGER SHIT WANKSPLAT DAGO NIGNOG VAGINA TIT DIRT CRAP ON A STICK FELCHING WIENER WOODPECKERSHIT ASSHAT BUTT PIRATE FUCK OFF JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKHEAD FUCKFACE WIGGER TENTACLE RAPE PAKI RAT'S ASS KIKE FROG BIRD SHIT SHIT FELLATIO SHIT SCUMBAG CLUSTERFUCK POMMIE BASTARD CRAP BITCH 666 FUCKFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! OH SHI– DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JOHN ELWAY BLOWJOB CUNTRAG MALARKY BASTARD FAGGOT BITCH PISS OFF BELLEND WILLY WONKA SHIT LIKE A HORSE BASTARD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HATE HATE HAT ASSHOLE FUCK NUGGET DIRTY SANCHEZ TACO GANGBANG GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY VAGINA PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCK DOT HEAD BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CUNT ASSWIPE CHOLERA IS FUN! CUNT CRAPPER PRICK ASSBANDIT PRICK NECROPHILIA HELL FUCK CHIGGER PISS DAMN HELL SUCK COCKS IN HELL! 666 INBRED DOODIE HEAD GANGBANG CHAV SEX RIVER CRABS SUCK BITCH WINDOWS VISTA DOT HEAD FUCKTARD COON BOOBS FEMADOM CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CHINK BASTARD LENS CRAFTERS TRANNY CLUSTERFUCK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK NIGGER POLESMOKER JACK OFF CHINK BORDER HOPPER MACACA NEGRO SHITHEAD PIECE OF SHIT CHINK FRED PHELPS BUGGER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BITCH JACKASS PEARL NECKLACE PEDOPHILIA GOAT DICK JAP TIMBER NIGGER CUNNILINGUS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BELLEND AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WANKSPLAT JIZZ GANGBANG WIENER SHIT DILDO [Insert silly non-swear here] FLYING FUCK TOSSER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES MOCKIE INCEST TAMPONS CLUSTERFUCK BULLSHIT SEMPRINI GOD DAMN CHIGGER BIRD SHIT REDNECK FUCKER FRAK JIGGABOO SMEG INBRED TITMOUSE SCUMBUCKET DICK KRAUT SHIT BENSON SUCKS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS PICKANINNY SHITE FUCKSTAIN PRICK JACKASS SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CHOAD FUCKTARD COCK SHITE JACKASS DICK CHICKEN POOPY I WILL KILL YOU! BITCH JERK OFF SHITBALLS LET'S SHIT SHITHEAD OH SHI– DELICIOUS CAKE PISS DIPSHIT WOP ASSWIPE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHITSKIN JIZZ DIPSHIT FUCKING A HELL FUCKHEAD TITTIES WIENER YOU WANKER STEVE BALLMER YOU WANKER PEARL NECKLACE BITCH TWAT OSTRICH MY ASS INBRED FROG'S FAT ASS SPANK THE MONKEY AY-AY-AY MASTICATION FOR THE NATION DOG SHIT GRINGO GRIS [EXPLETIVE] ARSE RAGHEAD EUROIPODS DIPSHIT WANK FUCK YOU BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TITS & DICKS FUCKING BASEBALL SHIT SHITCUNTING JENKEM MOCCASINS COCKSMOKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PUSSY HOMO PUNANI PENIS PUSSY PEARL NECKLACE ASSCRACK KNOBJOCKEY BATHING SUIT AREA DAMN IT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCK YOU PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS POMMIE DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOOK FUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON MILF ARSE NECROPHILIA AY-AY-AY FUCKSTAIN CHRISTMAS TREES CRAPPY JIGGABOO CUNNILINGUS BELLEND I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST FENCE JUMPER WOODPECKERSHIT SHITFACE POLACK LENS CRAFTERS SCUMBAG COLGATE HORSE PENIS P'KANG AMERICA ONLINE SPUNK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TOSSER TITS GOBSHITE DOODIE HEAD BUTTFUCKER COON TURD TURD JOHNNY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN CHOAD FUCK YOU WANK WANKER NIGGER CLIT NIGGER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DICKFACE SUCK A BIG DICK FUCK LENS CRAFTERS CROTCH SEMEN BRUSH MA TEETH YOUR MOM Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS SAMUEL L. JACKSON VENEREAL DISEASE SHITFACE [Insert swear here] CUM BUGGER OFF RUSTY TROMBONE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR PAKI FRITZ FUCKFACE FUCK MOTHERFUCKER WOMEN'S RIGHTS NIPPLES RAT'S ASS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCK YOU DICK CHIGGER PENIS WALRUS SHIT PUNANI FLYING RAT'S ASS HITLER GYPSY FRENCH TICKLER GO HOME AND DIE SHITSLINGING BONER SCUMBAG FRITZ YOU WANKER BASTARD DAMMIT PISS ARTIST STEVE BALLMER SHIT SCUMBAG TAMPONS JESSE McCARTNEY PIECE OF SHIT DICK JACKASS FUCKING 666 BEAVER SHITCOCK FUCKER SHITTY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CUNT SCUMBUCKET SNUFF PORN JOHN ELWAY BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKFACE WOMEN'S RIGHTS CLUSTERFUCK FELCHING BASTARD MALARKY GO HOME AND DIE JUSTIN BIEBER MICK FUCKER CRACKER CHINK GREASER SHITHEAD SHIT FEWMETS ASSWIPE WANK FUCK CUNT ASSRAPING SCUMBUCKET DICKWAD JUNGLE BUNNY WOMEN'S RIGHTS BOON PRICK BUTT PIRATE HOMO ASSHAT HENTAI BOOBS CROTCH WIKIPEDIA INBRED FLAMING ASS BADGER DUMBASS RAGHEAD BULLSHIT SHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKING JUMP! ARSEBADGERS WANK FRED PHELPS ASS NORTH KOREA SCUMBAG HELL PIECE OF SHIT ALF CLUSTERFUCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PEDOPHILIA CONDOMS HOLY DUMB FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY MONKEY SHIT ASSFACE SON OF A BITCH FUCK WOMEN'S RIGHTS PORCH MONKEY FRITZ WIENER BASTARD ASS DONKEY DICK DILDO WHORE WANK GENITALIA TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKHEAD BITCH PIECE OF SHIT BENCH PRESS NAZI FLYING FUCK PISS OFF AUTOFELLATIO ANUSCAKE MAMA MIA JOHNNY FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHE NAZI DOUCHING RAT'S COCK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SMEG FLYING FUCK ASSHAT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HELLFIRE DICK FUCKER FUCK YOU JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHITE CUNT CAMEL FUCKER KNOBJOCKEY FUCK OFF PISS OFF CONDOMS DICKFACE FASHION BUG SON OF A BITCH BOB SAGET PUNANI BONG SEMPRINI DAMMIT SOD MOTHERFUCKER DICKFACE FUCKING A ASSHAT FUCK BLOWJOB ASSFACE WIENER JUSTIN BIEBER CUNT DAMN SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS BIG FOOT WANKER FUCKTARD PISS I RAPE WALRUSES! GO COUNT YOUR DICK DAMN TWAT O KURWA! PISS INBRED RAT'S ASS CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITE FUCKFUCKFUCK SHITFUCKER ASSWIPE FUCK A DUCK CECIL JOHN RHODES HORSE SHIT FUCK OFF PUNANI DONALD RUMSFELD AY-AY-AY PIECE OF SHIT SHITSLINGING BALLS BELLEND FUCK OFF FUCKING A JACK ABRAMOFF FELLATIO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS POLACK NIGGER GO COUNT YOUR DICK SAGGY TITS [Insert stupid word you just made up here] TAFFY POMMIE CONDOMS CRAPMUNCHER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FLAMING ASS BADGER BLOWJOB DICK IN A BOX TWAT ASS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY BUGGER OFF JIGGABOO DAMN IT FUCKSTAIN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WANK CUNTSWILLING ASSHAT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE TOSSER TWISTY VAGINA DAMN IT BAT FUCK INSANE DAMNATION FRITZ SHIT I AM CORNHOLIO! DONKEY DICK JAP O CANADA FUCKING FUCK CRACKER SHUT UP, MEG! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

SEX BITCH KNOBJOCKEY FRIG NIGGER FELCHING POLAK SHITSLINGING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BULLSHIT ARSE CHICKEN SHIT BUTTFUCKER ROSIE O'DONNELL YOU WANKER FUCKING JUMP! COCKING FUCKBOROUGH RAT'S COCK CHING CHONG CHINK O KURWA! BELLEND BITCH BASTARD BLUE PENIS! TOSSER MOTHERFUCKER CRAPMUNCHER FUCKING JUMP! NIGGER TITS PENISBIRD FUCK DAMN FRIENDS DONALD RUMSFELD BITCH FUCKER FUDGEPACKER NIGNOG HONKY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT LENS CRAFTERS JERK OFF ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT FUCK POLAK BITCH ASS LICKER NIGGER TITS AMERICA ONLINE NEGRO ASSHOLE JACKASS COCKSHITTER NAZI HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TOWELHEAD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST WOODPECKERSHIT DAGO SHITSKIN FUCKTARD TWO-INCH PENIS COCKSMOKER BOON HONKY Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ANUSCAKE and with the BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA and his [expletive deleted] of girraffes in which SHIT while reading about SAGGY TITS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BONER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCKWIT