Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SCUMBAG'CUNNILINGUS'JACKASS'POLAK'SCROTUM'WOODPECKERSHIT'ASSWIPE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a SHITHEAD look at the SHITE talk page of this DAMMIT article for notes or discussion before ALEX TREBEK editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder WANK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CHING CHONG CHINK, sudden SHITFUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BITCH or ANUSCAKE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PENIS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CUNT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SEMEN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken VAGINA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FAG FUCKING words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FAGGOT utterFUCKance of socially FUCKING A objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JAP television programs to address FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK Tourette's syndrome.

PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Tourette's is ASSHOLE not to be FUCKING FUCKFUCKER confused with HEIL HITLER! Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PISS OFF chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WANK random SHITBALLS disorientation, culturally-SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local AMERICA ONLINE language, BULLSHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BALLS WOP of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ARSEBADGERS souvenir shoppes and massive WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? quantities DOG FUCKER of ANAL DIABETES ASSCRACK garbage.

Darnit.

A ASSRAPING Polite Note to the YOU WANKER Author:

The MALL SANTA Tourette's GOOGLE Research Institute was ASS founded to JAP.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK OFF Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKING article SMEG funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HELL I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASSCRACK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BULLCRAP.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHIT Tourrette's sufferers JIGGABOO swear. You can GENITALIA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MOCCASINS TV, for always focusing on the PENISPENISPENIS!!! bad side of a terrible MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE thing.
• The main GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PIECE OF SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SCROTUM' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKFACE knee DICKWAD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SPIC no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FRIG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MOCKIE school for YOU WANKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BALLS sufferers to become RAT'S ASS manically depressed and GOD DAMMIT commit OH SHI– suicide.
• There is no DAMMIT cure, and the ASSHOLE drugs that are available to, "calm" the GENITALIA tics often have adverse I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FAG perodol" which caused my entire SHITSLINGING body to go FUCK numb and PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS basically made it NIGGA! worse than SCRATCH! GROUNDER! it is without the CUNT CRAPPER drug.

I am an active member of a CRAPFUCKER tourette syndrome BOOBS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BUGGER the FUCKING JUMP! public view of Tourettes as a "GOD DAMMIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is REBECCA BLACK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ART METAL PRODUCTS sorry for FUCKSTAIN "hi-jacking" your FELCHMONKEY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JAP this that really DAMN annoys me. I am working towards a SUCK MY COCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this POLESMOKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CHOAD, and making fun of a BEAVER horrible disorder is (not) DAMN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your VENEREAL DISEASE time.

Best ALF regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CROTCH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese OPINION reply

As CENSORSHIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are OPINION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MELAMINE Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those DALAI LAMA countries. When showing TIENANMEN SQUARE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust UIGURS in countries FREEDOM OF SPEECH leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TAIWAN byproduct of your POISON IN TOOTHPASTE capitalist society RIVER CRABS SUCK.

Li Chiang “MONGOLIANS” Wen

P.S. HO Regards to Andrew TITS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DON'T HAVE AIDS reply

The FELCHING bastard who wrote this article. You can WIENER punch him if you TWAT want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CONDOMS article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock CONDOMS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIV NEGATIVE white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the LET'S SHIT saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my CLUSTERFUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CHING CHONG CHINK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CUNT and SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ASSRAMMER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! BAND WITH 4 FUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ORGASM HORSE! CHING CHONG CHINK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CHING CHONG CHINK'S HOUSE

How PISS OFF to PEDOPHILIA cure FUCKFACE the SHIT Tourette's DICK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BEANER for JESSE McCARTNEY Tourette's SHITE Syndrome MONKEY'S UNCLE is FUCKSTAIN following IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK these PUNANI rules BALL SACK in SOD OFF order:

• 1: Avoid PEDOPHILIA immature CROTCH little CLUSTERFUCK kids,
• 2: Count to BORDER HOPPER within TAMPON IN MY ASS 10 WIKIPEDIAseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SPANK THE MONKEY SHITE CLUSTERFUCK nor COCK talk,
• 4: Tell CLEMEN yourself you ORANGE TURTLE don't SPANK THE MONKEY have WHORE this SHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HO WITH NASTY REDNECK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SOD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CHING CHONG CHINK last straw FUCK A DUCK!

I fucking put JACKASS SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHITE the TOP OF AUTOFELLATIO THIS DEVELOPERS! ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be TITWANK offensive. BIBLE BASHER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to I RAPE WALRUSES! people who try ASS to battle THIS IS A RARE SWEAR'PISS OFF that tight-ass POMMIE 17-year-DOUCHING—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKER it now, but someone said FLYING RAT'S ASS' BULLSHIT DUNE COON'BITCH on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKSTAIN is a laughing ASSHOLE matter. Plus there OSTRICH MY ASS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DICK Uncyclopedia, there are CHOAD KISSER articles 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CLEMEN stuff. So PEARL NECKLACE that means HORSE PENIS stop getting mad at the WHORE first part too and FUCKER talking about the KAFFIR letter that it's NIGNOG mocking (what OSTRICH MY ASS letter? I don't even know what SHITSLINGING the heck you're talking about). Adrian VAGINA hi self AUTOFELLATIO even made a really GREASER good point. "It's SCUMBUCKET nothing more HUEY P. NEWTON from a head nod to a FUCK OFF knee tick". JERRY. Which I'll add FRIG onto FUCKSTAIN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BUGGER OFF suffer that MACACA much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKHEAD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to RAT'S COCK be, because if I were a MONKEY'S UNCLE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article INBRED hilarious. If you PISS OFF Want facts, go on PISS OFF Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS be offended, don't read SHITFUCKER the freaking BITCH article anyway.

COCKSUCKER DICK CHICKEN HENTAI FUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKTARD ASS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DICKLICK FUDGEPACKER

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WANK BUGGER OFF MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT MONKEY BALLS SHITSKIN CONAN O'BRIAN AUTOFELLATIO DAMN TENTACLE RAPE ORGASM DOUCHE HELL TWAT FUCKING A SHITFUCKER GREASER FLYING FUCK JOHN ELWAY POLAK POMMIE BUTTFUCKER WHITE POWER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! GENITALIA URINE-GARGLING DAMN IT SHIT INCEST FUCKHEAD MARGARET THATCHER WANK QUEEF CHOAD MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKSTAIN MOLDY TITS PIECE OF SHIT FUCKTARD WETBACK FUCKWIT SHITCOCK CANNED QUOTES WEHATEMARIO BONER CHICKEN FRIES DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DOM DeLUISE SHITE SHAKOPEE PUNANI PISS OFF MONKEY SHIT JACKASS MOCCASINS REDSKIN BASTARD PIGFUCKER BITCH FUCK OFF FUCKING CLUSTERFUCK DAMN IT ASS DUMBASS HELL HOSER ASSCRACK DICKFACE RICK MORANIS BLISTERING BARNACLES ASSCRACK OH SHI– STRAWBERRY ASS pen0r SEX FUCKTARD CAMEL JOCKEY RUSTY TROMBONE DICK CHICKEN YOGHURT CANNON ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FLYING FUCK SUCK A BIG DICK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ASSWIPE ASSRAPING SHIT BUGGER OFF REDSKIN MOTHERFUCKER SPANK THE MONKEY ALF TITS & DICKS I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK ROSIE O'DONNELL CUNNILINGUS SHITCOCK HOSER FUCKBAG MALL SANTA TWAT NIGGER FUCKSTAIN CHICKEN FRIES PUSSYLICKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK PISS OFF TIT DIRT WANKER SPANK THE MONKEY KITTENS I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT SLOPE CHOAD KISSER FUCK RUSTY TROMBONE WHORE SHITE GRINGO ORGASM SHITCOCK PICKANINNY PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DICK BUGGER POLAK SHITFACE BEANER MOTHERFUCKER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK WIKIPEDIA MALL SANTA SHITHEAD MARCH OF FLAMES BRUSH MA TEETH RAT'S ASS CRAPPY BULLSHIT DUMBASS SHITBALLS 30 CASES OF PICKLES BORDER HOPPER COCKSUCKER FUCKSTAIN TITS OSTRICH MY ASS OH SHI– FUCKFACE HADJI RUSKIE ANAL DIABETES TWAT TITTIES CUNT DAMN DICK IN A BOX JIGGABOO FAGGOT WOP FUDGEPACKER ASSFACE ASSBANDIT FUCKSTAIN ORGASM HELLFIRE BALLS SHITCOCK JOHN ELWAY SHITTY LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DUMBASS CHOAD KISSER DARTH VADER SHITE PEDOPHILIA DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RUSKIE RAT'S COCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SOD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BASTARD WANKSPLAT ASSHAT JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER BUKKAKE PISS OFF WIGGER ASSFACE BALLS CARPET MUNCHER DAMN IT NIGGER DAMN BUTTFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PEDOPHILIA FRIG PENIS ON A STICK PISS UP MY ARSE SPUNK ASS ASSHAT THIS IS A RARE SWEAR HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DILDO PRICK DOUCHE NAZI DONKEY PUNCHER SEX FUCKWIT PISS ARTIST SHITE POOPY ABO SHIT CUM TITTIES FUCKWIT PENIS BITCH BUGFUCK SCUMBUCKET HELL JACKASS JOHNNY FUCK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP KIKE BULLSHIT SON OF A BITCH PISS OFF BITCH FUCK A DUCK BELLEND DICKHEAD ASSFACE CLIT MONKEY SHIT TWAT SEMEN ASSHAT THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! BELLEND SHIT CUNT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKBAG SPUNK TENTACLE RAPE FLOWERS STEVE BALLMER FROG CUM ASSWIPE JACKASS FUCKHEAD AUTOFELLATIO HELL JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FU SPANG BIRD IN THE HOUSE ASSHOLE BUTTFUCKER BITCH DICK TITS FUCKFACE SHITSKIN CLUSTERFUCK BEANER FOUR-EYES BULLSHIT DICK CHICKEN BIG FOOT PEARL NECKLACE DUMBASS GENITALIA GOD DAMMIT O KURWA! BUTT PIRATE WARNER MUSIC GROUP COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NIPPLES GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT PAKI FUCK GOBSHITE ARSE FUCKING JIGGABOO DOG SHIT MR WINKLER IS GAY JERK OFF SHITTY BULLSHIT SNUFF PORN HOLY DUMB FUCK ALEX TREBEK CHUFF DOUCHEBAG SHITSLINGING GOD DAMMIT SHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! HONKY DAMMIT GOBSHITE FASHION BUG CHALICE SHITSLINGING SHITTY TITS & DICKS SEMEN HENTAI ANAL HELL GIVING HEAD PAKI MALARKY ASSFACE HELL DAMN IT GOD DAMMIT FUCKBAG LAKE TITICACA [expletive deleted] FELLATIO SCUMBUCKET CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CUNT MAMA MIA TWAT SEMEN DAMN FELLATIO PISSHOLE CUNT CRAPPER SON OF A BITCH SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JACKASS ASSHAT NAZI RAT'S COCK POMMIE FUCK SHIT RUSKIE FUCK SAND NIGGER VAGINA PEARL NECKLACE ASS INCEST IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! ORGASM CHUFF GOD DAMN FUCKING WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? WOODPECKERSHIT ASSWIPE DYKE KAFFIR BIRD SHIT BULLCRAP ARSE FLYING FUCK FUCKHEAD POLESMOKER HELL DUMBASS DOM DeLUISE ASSWIPE NIGGER ARSE PRICK FUCKHEAD MARGARET THATCHER SCUMBAG NIGGER TAMPON IN MY ASS BULLSHIT HELL VENEREAL DISEASE BEAVER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 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SON OF A BITCH FUCKING ASSHAT SEMEN GOD DAMMIT FUCKER SUCK A BIG DICK CUNT INJUN FUCKBAG HENTAI FELCHMONKEY WANK TITWANK POLAK CUNT HELL HELL WIENER MALARKY BONER FUCK YOU SHITE TWISTY VAGINA FUCKHEAD MOCCASINS SHITE PUSSY SHITTY ASSHAT MOLDY TITS FLYING RAT'S ASS JOHNNY RAT'S ASS HOT GRITS MARCH OF FLAMES 666 FUCK CROTCH QUEEF LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WANK BASTARD GOAT DICK ASS FUCK NUGGET FUCK OFF FRED PHELPS SHITTY PUSSYLICKER LAKE TITICACA NAZI ASS LICK PUSSY FUCKING MOZILLA FIREFOX BASTARD CUNT FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER JIZZ SCROTUM WANK NIGGER BORDER HOPPER YID INBRED BIGNOSE FUCKER DAMMIT CLEMEN PIGFUCKER JIGGABOO DUMBASS JOHN SMILEY FACE LET'S SHIT FAG ASS DOUCHE NAZI PISS CUNT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER I WILL END YOU! WANK CUNT CRAPPER ASSFACE DOG FUCKER SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHITSLINGING SNUFF PORN BASTARD JOHNNY DICKFACE FUCKING KAFFIR SEMEN MAMA MIA NIGGER KIKE PISS ARTIST SHITHEAD FUCKING REDSKIN FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FUCK CLUSTERFUCK DICKFACE MARGARET THATCHER DAMMIT ANAL DIABETES FUCK A DUCK DICK EMO CARPET MUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER RAPE MOLDY TITS FUDGEPACKER POOPOO CUNTRAG TWISTY VAGINA JUNGLE BUNNY BONER BITCH LIMEY FUCK BITCH MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU ASS LICKER BOOBS GOD DAMN POLACK FUCKTARD DOUCHING FUCKTARD WILLY WONKA NIGGER FUCKTARD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN P'KANG BUTT-FOR-BRAINS GO HOME AND DIE RAT'S ASS CAMEL JOCKEY TAMPONS CUNT SHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BITCH GOD DAMN FASHION BUG I RAPE WALRUSES! YOU WANKER DIPSHIT SHITE PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITE PISS ARTIST FUCK YOU PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FLYING FUCK TWAT DIPSHIT SHITHEAD SOD OFF HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITE FUCKING A PEARL NECKLACE BITCH RICK MORANIS FUCKWIT SHIT CUNT CONDOMS CLEMEN DIPSHIT ASSFACE SEMEN COON SHITE CUNTRAG TITWANK GIVING HEAD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE NORTH KOREA PEARL NECKLACE DOUCHING DIPSHIT CLEMEN FUCK BELLEND PUSSY HELL SHITCUNTING DICKHEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNTRAG TWAT [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] ASS CUNT LAPPER FUDGEPACKER CLUSTERFUCK FROG [expletive deleted] ORGASM TAFFY ASSHOLE GOOK ANUSCAKE SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKER SPIC BITCH FUCKHEAD EMO WANK ASS SHITE MAMA MIA FUCKTARD DAMN IT BENSON SUCKS WOODPECKERSHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? JUNGLE BUNNY TITS SHITCOCK SHITTY WIENER TURD BULLSHIT SON OF A BITCH ASSHOLE PENIS ON A BUN CRACKER MOTHERFUCKER ASS LICKER BUGGER EPIDIDYMIS WIGGER FELLATIO IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK TESTICLE CHOKE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK TITTIES BITCH FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCK YOU WIENER NIGGER ASSFACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER TRANNY FEWMETS DIPSHIT DYKE DOUCHE NAZI CUNT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SCUMBAG NI PISS ARTIST NIGNOG ASS SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKING ANAL BEAVER SEMEN CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKHEAD DAMMIT BOB SAGET SON OF A BITCH POLAK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS JOHNNY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HITLER FUCKBAG TITTIES CUNT GANGBANG EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG DONGSHOVER ASSWIPE FUCKER JENKEM COCKSMOKER KIKE CHING CHONG CHINK GANGBANG SON OF A BITCH BASTARD MOCCASINS CLUSTERFUCK CUNT NIGGER BIRD SHIT TRANNY ASSHOLE FUCK COCKSUCKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TITS & DICKS ASS REBECCA BLACK GOBSHITE I RAPE WALRUSES! MARGARET THATCHER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ORGASM INCEST JERK OFF FUCKHEAD WANK FUCKHEAD RAT'S COCK SHIT FUCK BULLSHIT RICK MORANIS ASS MARGARET THATCHER SOD OFF BAD MOTHERFUCKER WANK BOYCOTT VIACOM! GOOK POLACK WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! PISS SHITFACE GANGBANG ASSFACE TITWANK FUCK BEAVER ASSHAT SEX I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE PISS OFF MY ASS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MICK BUTTFUCKER GRINGO HELL FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA YOUTUBE, BITCH SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? BOOBIES SCUMBAG BASTARD RAT'S COCK TITTIES JACK OFF DAMMIT MOLDY TITS SHITCUNTING DAMN CHRISTHUMPER CLEVELAND STEAMER BLUMPKIN BUGFUCK TITWANK FUCKING FUCKWIT BUGFUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ LIKE FATHER LIKE SON TITTIES FUCK YOU FUCK DAMN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DIPSHIT BEAVER DONKEY PUNCHER DIPSHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SCUMBUCKET CLEVELAND STEAMER SCUMBAG WETBACK GENITALIA CAMEL FUCKER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK PENIS GOD DAMMIT FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA EMO BONER PUSSY BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER DIPSHIT MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! TITS DOG FUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BRUSH MA TEETH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASSWIPE FIRECROTCH CUNT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BLUE PENIS! BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink RUSKIE DOG SHIT FELCHING DOG SHIT CUNTBUCKET DOUCHE ASSHAT pen0r BULLSHIT INBRED ASSWIPE BOOBIES suck my mothers TIT DIRT FUCKFACE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DAMMIT PIGFUCKER KIKE ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BUGGER SEX EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DOG SHIT COCKSUCKER DAMMIT REBECCA BLACK JACKASS SHIT DOUCHE FUCKSTAIN WANK WIGGER SHITSLINGING FRIG ASS FUCKING PISS ARTIST PISS OFF ASSHOLE URINE-GARGLING SHITPISSER CUNNILINGUS HUMAN RIGHTS BRUSH MA TEETH TITS PUSSY CUNNILINGUS ORGASM BOLLOCKS FELCHING TWAT BEAVER JOHN ELWAY FUCKSTAIN DAMN POLESMOKER TWO-INCH PENIS BENSON SUCKS LOLCAT MALARKY BASTARD DAMN IT WANK NICARAGUA FUCK LENS CRAFTERS SHITBALLS FUCK NUGGET YOU WANKER DONKEY PUNCHER BALL SACK PRICK DOG SHIT PIECE OF SHIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ARSE CUNT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? COMMUNIST DILDO CUNT BOB SAGET DOG SHIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CANDY and with the SOD OFF and his YID of girraffes in which JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS while reading about JOHN SMILEY FACE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See NIGGER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• KIKE