Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WANK'HI, BILLY MAYS HERE'TITS'TIMBER NIGGER'FUCKSTAIN'CARPET MUNCHER'INCEST Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FUCKFACE look at the SHIT talk page of this PIG article for notes or discussion before PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HADJI neurochemical FUCK disorder HORSE SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GOD DAMMIT, sudden SHITCOCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CUM or AMERICA ONLINE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MOTHERFUCKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated 666 way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MICK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HELLFIRE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MOZILLA FIREFOX words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PISS BRUSH MA TEETH words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CAMEL JOCKEY utterFUCKance of socially FUCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PISS ARTIST television programs to address CHIGGER Tourette's syndrome.

FRENCH TICKLER Tourette's is FLYING RAT'S ASS not to be DONKEY PUNCHER confused with CLEMEN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WHITE POWER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHIT random SCROTUM disorientation, culturally-CUNT CRAPPER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITTY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DARTH VADER language, WIKIPEDIA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BUGGER SCUMBUCKET of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK souvenir shoppes and massive OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA quantities CLUSTERFUCK of ANAL DIABETES DAMN IT garbage.

Darnit.

A SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH Polite Note to the KRAUT Author:

The GO HOME AND DIE Tourette's RAT'S COCK Research Institute was SHITTY founded to NAZI.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GOD DAMN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HOT GRITS article RAT'S ASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HOMO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DAMN IT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FOUR-EYES Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BITCH Tourrette's sufferers CLUSTERFUCK swear. You can DAMMIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame LOGJAMMER TV, for always focusing on the CUNTRAG bad side of a terrible BUGGER OFF thing.
• The main DOUCHING symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small COON knee PUSSYLICKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PUNANI cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BLUMPKIN school for RAGHEAD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage COCKSHITTER sufferers to become IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

manically depressed and FUCKER commit FUCKHEAD suicide.

• There is no SHITFUCKER cure, and the PRICK drugs that are available to, "calm" the NORTH KOREA tics often have adverse COMMUNION WAFER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SAGGY TITS perodol" which caused my entire CRAPMUNCHER body to go HADJI numb and SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than LET'S SHIT it is without the BUGGER drug.

I am an active member of a INBRED tourette syndrome WANKSPLAT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITBALLS the TITWANK public view of Tourettes as a "SHITTY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CUNT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DAMN sorry for CUM "hi-jacking" your CLIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like POLACK this that really CUNT annoys me. I am working towards a KAFFIR better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MOTHERFUCKER, and making fun of a PIGFUCKER horrible disorder is (not) INBRED funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK time.

Best CUNT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FRITZ” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FREEDOM OF SPEECH reply

As CHINA IS CAPITALIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are VOTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBET Westerners show is not an STUDENT RIOTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CAPITALISM degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHT WING countries. When showing RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBET in countries CENSORSHIP leadership, those problems does not DALAI LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT RIOTS byproduct of your COMMUNISM IS STUPID capitalist society OPINION.

Li Chiang “COMMUNISM IS STUPID” Wen

P.S. PIECE OF SHIT Regards to Andrew KAFFIR Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The BITCH bastard who wrote this article. You can SPUNK punch him if you FROG want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass UNITED KINGDOM put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the COCKSMOKER saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my ANUSCAKE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine GOD DAMMIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCK and INCEST playing Roblox's Adopt Me with I WILL END YOU! music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DOUCHING BAND WITH 4 suck my mothers MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CARPET MUNCHER HORSE! GOD DAMMIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO GOD DAMMIT'S HOUSE

How LENS CRAFTERS to URINE-GARGLING cure SHITSLINGING the DOUCHE Tourette's PICKANINNY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS for [Insert yet another person's name here] Tourette's GOD DAMN Syndrome BASTARD is AUTOFELLATIO following HORSE SHIT these SHITE rules PRICK in COON order:

• 1: Avoid WANK immature CUNTBUCKET little ABO kids,
• 2: Count to MOTHERFUCKER within SHIT 10 GOBSHITEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CONDOMS EPIDIDYMIS PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE nor JACK OFF talk,
• 4: Tell NECROPHILIA yourself you JACKASS SHIT don't DICKWAD have BITCH this ORGASM disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WIENER WITH NASTY I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SEMEN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the GOD DAMMIT last straw OLD CHRIST OF A!

I fucking put FUCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE COCKSMOKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASSCRACK the TOP OF SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH THIS COCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JACK OFF offensive. CUNNILINGUS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITSLINGING people who try EMO to battle SHITHEAD'SHITFACE that tight-ass ALEX TREBEK 17-year-PUSSYLICKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SUCK MY COCK it now, but someone said SHITE' HELL DELICIOUS CAKE'FASHION BUG on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CUNT is a laughing COCKSMOKER matter. Plus there CUNT LAPPER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKFACE Uncyclopedia, there are RAGHEAD articles FLYING RAT'S ASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS stuff. So WOMEN'S RIGHTS that means PIECE OF SHIT stop getting mad at the FUCKER first part too and SCUMBAG talking about the SHITE letter that it's WIENER mocking (what ASSRAPING letter? I don't even know what SHITTING DICK NIPPLES the heck you're talking about). Adrian DOUCHE NAZI hi self HOLY DUMB FUCK even made a really VENEREAL DISEASE good point. "It's LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD nothing more SHITFUCKER from a head nod to a SPUNK knee tick". ASS FASCIST. Which I'll add MOTHERFUCKER onto TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FROG suffer that JOHN SMILEY FACE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DICKHEAD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITSLINGING be, because if I were a SHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PUSSY hilarious. If you SPUNK Want facts, go on PISS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DAMN be offended, don't read SEMEN the freaking BEAVER article anyway.

BITCH CHOAD KISSER HADJI FUCKER DAMN PISS ARTIST CUNT LAPPER FUCK DAMN FUCKTARD

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WOP PISS ASSRAMMER BUKKAKE BONER STUDENT PROTESTS DICKLICK TWAT HEAVEN I'LL RAPE YOU HITLER MACACA FUCKING JUMP! CROTCH NORTH KOREA MASTURBATION GIVING HEAD ASSHAT CRAPPY ASSFACE DICKFACE SHAKOPEE JACK OFF BULLCRAP I RAPE WALRUSES! SNUFF PORN SPIC MOLDY TITS SCUMBAG ASSFACE TWO-INCH PENIS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BIRD SHIT BELGIUM SEX FELLATIO HELL LAKE TITICACA RUSKIE DICK CUNNILINGUS MARCH OF FLAMES PUSSYLICKER I'LL RAPE YOU INJUN BITCH MOTHERFUCKER LENS CRAFTERS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST JOHN ELWAY FUCK OFF ASSHOLE BASTARD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DICK TITS EARS OF CHRIST CLUSTERFUCK BUKKAKE GOD DAMMIT ASSHAT FUCK OFF TAMPONS NICARAGUA YOU WANKER FUCK INBRED NIHILISM WIENER BALLS WALRUS SHIT WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! FRIG ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CHICKEN FRIES WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BUTTFUCKER WANK GENITALIA TWAT NIGNOG PENIS WALRUS SHIT FROG SHITTY HEIL HITLER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TWAT BLUE PENIS! PUNANI KRAUT JACKASS ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ASSHAT FROG'S FAT ASS POISON IN BABY FORMULA HELL PEDOPHILIA FUCKWIT DAMNATION FUCKER BLOWJOB MOCKIE FUCKSTAIN TITTIES PEDOPHILIA FUCKTARD BITCH FUCKHEAD SLOPE SHITE BUGFUCK FUCKWIT ASSCRACK DUNE COON WEHATEMARIO FUCKING POMMIE WINDOWS VISTA COON FLYING FUCK AUTOFELLATIO FUCK YOU HOMO DIPSHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK CAMEL JOCKEY MOTHERFUCKER WINDOWS VISTA FLYING FUCK SHITSLINGING DICKHEAD BALLS INBRED BITCH SHITE WIENER KAFFIR DICKHEAD HORSE SHIT SCROTUM MOCCASINS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! JUNGLE BUNNY YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN MARGARET THATCHER FLYING RAT'S ASS DIPSHIT CUNNILINGUS FUCK BAT FUCK INSANE WIENER FROG GANGBANG DAMN IT CUM DELICIOUS CAKE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHIT GOBSHITE MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER TRANNY RAT'S ASS ORGASM BIBLE BASHER FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS SHIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS and with the MOTHERFUCKER and his SHITFACE of girraffes in which GANGBANG while reading about BASTARD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCKER