Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without MARGARET THATCHER comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a FELCHING article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FIST FUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder PUSSY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MOCCASINS, sudden DIPSHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TITS & DICKS or SHITTING DICK NIPPLES vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly I RAPE WALRUSES! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MACACA include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUNT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BULLSHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITHEAD FUCKHEAD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DUMBASS utterFUCKance of socially HENTAI objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BITCH television programs to address HOMO Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKER Tourette's is COON not to be DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! confused with NIPPLES Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GO HOME AND DIE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves COCKSUCKER random TITS disorientation, culturally-NIPPLES-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DOUCHE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JOHN SMILEY FACE language, CLIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BITCH AUTOFELLATIO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CHICKEN SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! quantities STRAWBERRY ASS of ANAL DIABETES BULLSHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK YOU Polite Note to the COCKSUCKER Author:

The I RAPE WALRUSES! Tourette's TWAT Research Institute was JOHN SMILEY FACE founded to FAGGOT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BOOBS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT article CHRISTHUMPER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and VAGINA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ARSE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MALARKY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKFACE Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of PENIS Tourrette's sufferers COCKSTUFFER swear. You can MOTHERFUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKER TV, for always focusing on the SEMEN bad side of a terrible BITCH thing.
The main VENEREAL DISEASE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SEX involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GARBAGE DAY!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small KIKE knee SPUNK NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is FUCKING A no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes suck my mothers cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NECROPHILIA school for NIGNOG something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GRAPE PENIS sufferers to become CAMEL FUCKER manically depressed and ALEX TREBEK commit KRAUT suicide.
There is no BASTARD cure, and the YID drugs that are available to, "calm" the CLUSTER FUCK tics often have adverse PISS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSHAT perodol" which caused my entire DOUCHETITS body to go MACACA numb and DELICIOUS CAKE basically made it NIGGA! worse than NICARAGUA it is without the BULLSHIT drug.

I am an active member of a DAMN tourette syndrome BITCH association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating EPIDIDYMIS the FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA public view of Tourettes as a "suck my mothers swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HELL much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BAD MOTHERFUCKER sorry for SUCK MY COCK "hi-jacking" your VENEREAL DISEASE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JUNGLE BUNNY this that really BATMAN & ROBIN annoys me. I am working towards a WANKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be POO POO BLOWJOB, and making fun of a DAMN horrible disorder is (not) NIGGER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMN time.

Best PUSSY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TITMOUSE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT MOVEMENT reply

As CHRISTIANITY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOOGLE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of ELECTION degenerate capitalist culture in those MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! countries. When showing DISSIDENTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust ELECTION in countries I LIKE BUSH leadership, those problems does not POISON IN BABY FORMULA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHT WING byproduct of your INDIA HAS NUKES capitalist society MELAMINE.

Li Chiang “FREEDOM OF SPEECH” Wen

P.S. SCROTUM Regards to Andrew DUNE COON Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean UNITED KINGDOM reply

The PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! bastard who wrote this article. You can RAT'S ASS punch him if you WANK want to.

As a CONDOMS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CONDOMS white?

Mpopo “UNITED KINGDOM” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FELCHING saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my CAMEL JOCKEY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine MOCCASINS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA and MARY WHITEHOUSE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CONDOMS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MARGARET THATCHER BAND WITH 4 CAMEL FUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WIENER HORSE! MOCCASINS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MOCCASINS'S HOUSE

How FUCKHEAD to DOUCHE NAZI cure BITCH the DICK CHICKEN Tourette's TOSSER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment NIGGER for CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT Tourette's EXTRA LONG PENIS Syndrome MARGARET THATCHER is CRAPMUNCHER following JIZZ these DAMNATION rules SUCK MY COCK in POLACK order:

1: Avoid DAMN immature DAMN IT little CUNNILINGUS kids,
2: Count to SHITTY within CHUFF 10 FUCKseconds,
3: Do not open your TWAT MOTHERFUCKER TOTAL nor VANITY PAGES ROCK talk,
4: Tell JUMPING JESUS!!! yourself you JUSTIN BIEBER don't DOG FUCKER have FUCK this FLYING RAT'S ASS disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JOHN ELWAY WITH NASTY BONER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HELL FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the MOCCASINS last straw FUCK!

I fucking put YOU WANKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE DOG FUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHIT the TOP OF DICKFACE THIS DAMN ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKFACE offensive. BRITNEY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKHEAD people who try PRICK to battle TAMPON IN MY ASS'PISS OFF that tight-ass FAG 17-year-CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES it now, but someone said RAT'S COCK' NI ASSCRACK'HELL on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BUGGER is a laughing GOD DAMMIT matter. Plus there NIGGER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on pen0r Uncyclopedia, there are BOB SAGET articles FUCKTARD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching RAT'S COCK stuff. So FUCKTARD that means FROG stop getting mad at the NEGRO first part too and FUCKER talking about the I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! letter that it's AUTOFELLATIO mocking (what CUNT letter? I don't even know what MOZILLA FIREFOX the heck you're talking about). Adrian BASTARD hi self FUCKSTAIN even made a really FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK good point. "It's OH SHI– nothing more MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! from a head nod to a GOD DAMMIT knee tick". WHORE. Which I'll add BAD MOTHERFUCKER onto SHITFUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASS suffer that MOLDY TITS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CUNT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASSWIPE be, because if I were a SHITE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DOUCHEBAG hilarious. If you SHITTY Want facts, go on JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCK YOU be offended, don't read MONKEY'S UNCLE the freaking CUM article anyway.

SHITSLINGING HORSE SHIT FUCKHEAD FELLATIO ORGASM PISS OFF FROG'S FAT ASS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT EMO FUCKER

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CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CUNT GOD DAMMIT BOOBIES PENIS SHITSLINGING NIGGER ASS I WILL END YOU! NIPPLES DAMMIT CUNT TITS DIPSHIT SCUMBUCKET RAT'S COCK ASSWIPE NEGRO NIGGER HORSE PENIS CHICKEN SHIT PICKANINNY PISS ARTIST BULLCRAP FUCKFACE OSTRICH MY ASS ASSFACE INJUN DICK CHICKEN CHING CHONG CHINK MAMA MIA SHITE PEDOPHILIA 666 PENIS FROG GARBAGE DAY! ANAL CLIT MOCCASINS PENIS ON A BUN ASSFACE DOODIE HEAD PUSSYLICKER JOHN SMILEY FACE TENTACLE RAPE MOCKIE RICK MORANIS FUCK SEMEN NIGGER RAT'S COCK TWAT FUCKING DOG SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU CLUSTER FUCK JACKASS PENISBIRD EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM TACO FUCK MONKEY BALLS DONKEY DICK MOCCASINS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN HORSE SHIT ASSHAT BASTARD JUNGLE BUNNY SHIT FUCK OFF TWAT JENKEM SON OF A BITCH DELICIOUS CAKE EPIDIDYMIS DIPSHIT LET'S SHIT FROG PENIS ARSE BASTARD DUNE COON FROG'S FAT ASS SHITFUCKER NIGNOG FUCKER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKWIT DOUCHE NAZI PEDOPHILIA DOUCHEBAG GO HOME AND DIE YOU WANKER HONKY DOG SHIT WANK CLUSTER FUCK SHITE JACKASS ANUSCAKE BITCH SCROTUM AUTOFELLATIO GRINGO MACACA BUTT-HOLE CHING CHONG CHINK DUMBASS PRICK CUNT POLESMOKER HORSE PENIS DUMBASS ANAL SHITSLINGING JACKASS SCROTUM DOUCHEBAG CHICKEN SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS CROTCH PEARL NECKLACE FUCKSTAIN NIPPLES DOODIE HEAD HOT GRITS DYKE TWISTY VAGINA ARSE SHITFACE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS GOD DAMN GRAPE PENIS DOG FUCKER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITE FLYING FUCK JERK OFF SPUNK YOU WANKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ARSE WANK FUCKING TWAT MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSHOLE FRIG JOHNNY TWAT FUCKWIT CUNTYMINTS CAMEL JOCKEY DYKE SHITSKIN ASS DAMN IT DAMN IT DICK TITS FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK OFF PEARL NECKLACE DAMN BONG FENCE JUMPER GOD DAMMIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASS DOG SHIT NIPPLES MARY WHITEHOUSE I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST FIRECROTCH DICKLICK MAMA MIA FELLATIO FELLATIO BUGFUCK WANK FUCKHEAD DONGSHOVER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CLUSTER FUCK SEX CUNT DILDO WHORE CHOAD DICKLICK COLGATE BAD MOTHERFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ CUM SHITFUCKER BUTT PIRATE NIPPLES IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MOLDY TITS SHITE DONALD RUMSFELD SHIT FLYING FUCK ASSHAT COON BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CUNNILINGUS PENIS [expletive deleted] BEAVER ORGASM BUKKAKE POLESMOKER DOODIE HEAD SAGGY TITS MOTHERFUCKER SHIT WIENER DICK REDSKIN DAMN TITS RAPE PENISBIRD FELCHMONKEY FUCK BELLEND COCKSUCKER DAMN IT MONKEY BALLS JERK OFF FEMADOM CUNT DOUCHEBAG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DAGO JAP FUCKER CUNTBUCKET WOP BUTT-HOLE FUCK JACKASS TITTYWANK CAPTAIN CRUNCH LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCK WOP SHITPISSER ARSE FUCKBAG WANK I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITTY CHOAD DICKFACE ASS GOATSE GREASER DUNE COON FASHION BUG LET'S SHIT SACRAMENTO DOUCHING TRANNY FEWMETS GOBSHITE STRAWBERRY ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD BLESS AMERICA DICKLICK BUGFUCK FAGGOT FUCKER DICK BUTT PIRATE MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING DONKEY DICK FUCKER BONER TWAT CHING CHONG CHINK FEMADOM FUCK YOU DAMN GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CUNT HELL FIST FUCK BUNG-HOLE FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT SON OF A BITCH MORGAN TSVANGIRAI DAGO SHIT SHITE SHIT FUCKBAG I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST JIZZ GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DONGSHOVER CUNT GARBAGE DAY! CUM FUCK YOU ASSWIPE RAGHEAD BUKKAKE WILLY WONKA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKLICK MOZILLA FIREFOX CLIT JIGGABOO SHITSLINGING BUGGER OFF LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITFACE CLEMEN PEDOPHILIA ARSE COCKSTUFFER BEAVER HORSE SHIT ASSRAPING WANK YOU WANKER CHRISTHUMPER FUCK SEMEN TWAT DAMN DICKHEAD SHITBALLS BASTARD COLGATE TOWELHEAD DAMN IT SNUFF PORN PIECE OF SHIT NIPPLES FUCKING POOPY SHITTY 30 CASES OF PICKLES GANGBANG SHITSLINGING CHOAD FROG WANK SAMUEL L. JACKSON CHINK YOU WANK CRAP DAMN IT SAND NIGGER JOHN SMILEY FACE PICKANINNY CONDOMS JAP WHORE WOP BEAVER FELCHMONKEY EMO ASSHAT DICK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DAMN YOU WANKER POLACK DICK BITCH POMMIE SHITSLINGING YOU WANKER TITTIES I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND TITS FUCKHEAD DICK BASTARD [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] BATHING SUIT AREA NIGGER DICK FELCHING JIGGABOO TITMOUSE RAT'S ASS VAGINA JOHN SMILEY FACE REDSKIN FUCKFACE HELL BITCH JACKASS ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN BIGNOSE BASTARD FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SIGMUND FREUD INBRED WIENER CRAP ON A STICK DOUCHEBAG MOTHERFUCKER ASS SHITE POLESMOKER JACK OFF PENIS POTTYMOUTH SHITHEAD TAFFY SHIT DUNE COON TAFFY CUNT CHING CHONG CHINK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DAMN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BUTTFUCKER ARSE WOODPECKERSHIT HELLFIRE DUMBASS JAP GENITALIA MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCK FUCKSTAIN JUNGLE BUNNY SEX TUBA YOGHURT CANNON SHITFUCKER DICK POLAK COCKSMOKER JIGGABOO GOD DAMN STEVE BALLMER CLEMEN pen0r BASTARD JACKASS ASSHAT GOD BLESS AMERICA BOON REDSKIN SHITE COLGATE POO POO BLOWJOB BASTARD SIGMUND FREUD SLOPE SHITFACE NIPPLES POMMIE I WILL END YOU! PIECE OF SHIT PENIS P'KANG BALL SACK POLACK KIDDY FIDDLER ORGASM TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE WANK BASTARD ALF CUNT SEMEN BASTARD CUNT SHITFUCKER YOU WANKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ADMINS ARE GAY I WILL END YOU! WANK CUNT DICK SOD OFF PUSSY MALARKY BRUSH MA TEETH DICK CHICKEN ARSE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RUSKIE FUCKFACE SIGMUND FREUD BASTARD FUCK YUKKY DOODY DOG FUCKER CUNT RAT'S COCK BOOBS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PIECE OF SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER HELLFUCKER ASSFACE GOD DAMN SHIT ASSHOLE RAT'S COCK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCK YOU FUCK OFF ASSCRACK GRINGO DAMN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUNTYMINTS TWAT DARTH VADER MONKEY'S UNCLE GRUE RAPE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DILDO ASSRAPING MALARKY RAT'S ASS BOOBIES RUSKIE VAGINA WANK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TRANNY GOD DAMMIT JOHN SMILEY FACE FRENCH TICKLER BULLSHIT TITS BALLS EPIDIDYMIS TITS NAZI BIGNOSE DILDO BULLSHIT WANKSPLAT SHITSLINGING SHITTY GRIS JACKASS FUCKTARD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITE PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE ASSHOLE ASSFACE COCK CHIGGER BELGIUM LOLCAT OPINION GOBSHITE FLYING FUCK DICK INBRED SHITSLINGING TACO SUCK MY DICK DOUCHE FUCKSTAIN BONER HORSE SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU HELL FUCK YOU REDSKIN INBRED YOU WANKER FRAK ASS ASSCRACK FIST FUCK HELLFUCKER WANK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DOUCHE TITWANK SHITCOCK OSTRICH MY ASS NIGNOG COCKSUCKER NEGRO SHITFACE JIZZ NIGGER FUCKING SHITHEAD COCKSUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ANAL DIABETES COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK DICKLICK DILDO CUNT MONKEY SHIT BUKKAKE SAGGY TITS BULLSHIT FUCK NUGGET NIGNOG PORCUPINE'S BALLS FAGGOT DICK BUNG-HOLE BASTARD DAMN DUNE COON FUCKFACE CUNT SON OF A BITCH CUNT WOMEN'S RIGHTS RAGHEAD BUKKAKE MASTURBATION PISS CHENEY BITCH ANAL GRAPE PENIS ASSHOLE BITCH ORGASM BRITNEY FUCK RAPE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DOUCHEBAG SHIT LET'S SHIT FAG GOBSHITE DOG SHIT ASSHAT DICKHEAD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKWIT HORSE SHIT LOLCAT PIECE OF SHIT YID FLYING FUCK HADJI AMERICA ONLINE GREASER LET'S SHIT AAAAAAAAA! BLUMPKIN SHITE FUCKING A SCUMBUCKET RUSTY TROMBONE POWERSHIT CUNNILINGUS RAT'S COCK CHRISTHUMPER JERK OFF DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKING JUMP! ASSHOLE PENISBIRD FUCKHEAD MALARKY PEDOPHILIA ASSWIPE STRAWBERRY ASS CROTCH FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN RANDY TRAVIS PENISBIRD SHITBALLS 30 CASES OF PICKLES OSTRICH MY ASS JACKASS PICKANINNY SPUNK ASSFACE WANKER GREASER TAMPONS DOUCHEBAG BAT FUCK INSANE CHOAD BITCH FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CHAV ASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKING SHIT TOSSER CUNTRAG DAMN MALL SANTA FEATURED POLAK FUCKHEAD TITS WARNER MUSIC GROUP SEX PIECE OF SHIT NAZI YOU WANKER CRAP ON A STICK BITCH ASS FASCIST JERK OFF DOG FUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DICKHEAD Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHIT and with the PRICK and his SMEG of girraffes in which MOLDY TITS while reading about CHOAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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Article written in the style of its subject
This article is BAT FUCK INSANE funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST subject. If you do not find it funny RAT'S COCK, it is probably because you are an INBRED DICKLICK ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FUCK OFF If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CLEMEN joke loses its humour TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so BULLSHIT ignorant, then you wouldn't have SCRATCH! GROUNDER! needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! PIECE OF SHIT DIPSHIT FUCK YOU TAFFY ASS!!!!!I <3 COCK

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