Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CHAV'BULLSHIT'JACKASS'DICKHEAD'HADJI'PISS OFF'FUCKHEAD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder GOD DAMN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITSLINGING, sudden COON m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements NIGNOG or FUCKING A vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FROG'S FAT ASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PIECE OF SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CRACKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DOT HEAD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK OFF utterFUCKance of socially DAMNATION objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA television programs to address WHORE Tourette's syndrome.

WIENER Tourette's is BANGKOK not to be RAT'S COCK confused with ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DAMN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DAMN random STEVE BALLMER disorientation, culturally-GOATSE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TITS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK language, SCRATCH! GROUNDER! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DIPSHIT CRACKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MONKEY SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive DAMN quantities CUNT of ANAL DIABETES FUCKWIT garbage.

Darnit.

A SHIT Polite Note to the BUTT-HOLE Author:

The REDNECK Tourette's DIPSHIT Research Institute was RUSKIE founded to FELCHING.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DOUCHETITS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TRANNY article DUMBASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PISS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SOD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PISS OFF.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASSWIPE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of GRIS Tourrette's sufferers TAFFY swear. You can JIZZ blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WANK TV, for always focusing on the POO POO BLOWJOB bad side of a terrible SHIT thing.
• The main FOUR-EYES symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITFACE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNTSWILLING' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small POMMIE knee DICKFACE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SAMUEL L. JACKSON no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKBAG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BASTARD school for FUCKBAG something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DICK TITS sufferers to become I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT manically depressed and GRUE RAPE commit PISS ARTIST suicide.
• There is no ASSFACE cure, and the GIVING HEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the SONNY BILL WILLIAMS tics often have adverse MOCKIE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TAMPONS perodol" which caused my entire BULLSHIT body to go FUCKER numb and WINDOWS VISTA basically made it NIGGA! worse than MONKEY BALLS it is without the SHITE drug.

I am an active member of a CONDOMS tourette syndrome BITCH association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BASTARD the DICK IN A BOX public view of Tourettes as a "CLEMEN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHIT sorry for DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! "hi-jacking" your TITTYWANK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like pen0r this that really DAMN annoys me. I am working towards a DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASS, and making fun of a MONKEY SHIT horrible disorder is (not) DUMBASS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DICKFACE time.

Best ASSHOLE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “COCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBETAN BUDDHISM reply

As TAIWAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TAIWAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill VOTE Westerners show is not an WIKIPEDIA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those DALAI LAMA countries. When showing POISON IN TOOTHPASTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MELAMINE in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not TANK MAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MELAMINE byproduct of your HUMAN RIGHTS capitalist society TIBETAN BUDDHISM.

Li Chiang “I LIKE BUSH” Wen

P.S. DOUCHEBAG Regards to Andrew FUCKHEAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean KU KLUX KLAN reply

The TRANNY bastard who wrote this article. You can SPIC punch him if you ANAL want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FLYING RAT'S ASS saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my CRAPFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHITSLINGING Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TITTIES and PICKANINNY playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WALRUS SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TWISTY VAGINA BAND WITH 4 SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DOG SHIT HORSE! SHITSLINGING IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITSLINGING'S HOUSE

How NAZI to ASSCRACK cure CRAPMUNCHER the BITCH Tourette's FAGGOT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITHEAD for TOSSER Tourette's CONAN O'BRIAN Syndrome SHITSLINGING is CHOAD following SHITTY these PENIS rules CLUSTERFUCK in SHITSLINGING order:

• 1: Avoid DICKWAD immature GOOK little FENCE JUMPER kids,
• 2: Count to BITCH within ART METAL PRODUCTS 10 SHAKOPEEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BUTTFUCKER ASSFACE HELLFIRE nor MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE talk,
• 4: Tell TRANNY yourself you DARTH VADER don't SHITTY have RAPE this JUNGLE BUNNY disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WITH NASTY FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BRUSH MA TEETH FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHITSLINGING last straw FUCK YOU!

I fucking put FUCKSTAIN' my comment at the TOP OF THE DOUCHE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at RUSTY TROMBONE the TOP OF CUNNILINGUS THIS MILF ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be OPINION offensive. SHITCOCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DOUCHING people who try JESSE McCARTNEY to battle PUSSYLICKER'SUCK MY COCK that tight-ass FUCKFACE 17-year-FELLATIO—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITHEAD it now, but someone said FUCKING A' DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT NI'DAMN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKSTAIN is a laughing CUNT matter. Plus there KAFFIR was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHUT UP, MEG! Uncyclopedia, there are SHITE articles CRAPPY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CUNT stuff. So DOODIE HEAD that means CRAPFUCKER stop getting mad at the MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE first part too and FUCK A DUCK talking about the BITCH letter that it's DAMMIT mocking (what FUCK YOU letter? I don't even know what DIRTY SANCHEZ the heck you're talking about). Adrian FAG hi self MILF even made a really CUNTRAG good point. "It's BUKKAKE nothing more FEMADOM from a head nod to a FUCKHEAD knee tick". DUMBASS. Which I'll add COCKSUCKER onto CHUFF saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FOUR-EYES suffer that CRAPMUNCHER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes AUTOFELLATIO it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to NIGGER be, because if I were a WANK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CRACKER hilarious. If you DONKEY PUNCHER Want facts, go on LET'S SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MOCCASINS be offended, don't read WOP the freaking KAFFIR article anyway.

RAT'S COCK PENISFUCK FUCK OFF CUNT DONALD RUMSFELD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ASSHAT ASSHOLE RAT'S ASS DAMN IT

BLISTERING BARNACLES FLYING FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY PISS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKING A FEMADOM TOSSER CUNT PISS PAKI GREASER FUCKSTAIN SHIT SHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKFACE DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER ASSHOLE SHITTY SHITFACE HO ASSHAT GOD DAMN ASSRAPING WANK CUNTSWILLING DICK CHICKEN ASSHAT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS EAT MY SHIT! TITTIES BATHING SUIT AREA FASHION BUG ASSWIPE PISS OFF DIPSHIT HADJI ASSHOLE CUNTBUCKET SHITHEAD PISS UP MY ARSE DICKLICK DOUCHEBAG SPANK THE MONKEY BOYCOTT VIACOM! ASSCRACK FAGGOT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FLYING RAT'S ASS KNOBJOCKEY PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SLOPE TITWANK TIT SPRINKLES VAGINA DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CLEMEN TITTIES KIKE FUCK OFF INBRED CRAPMUNCHER CHING CHONG CHINK ASS JACKASS SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER CONDOMS SIGMUND FREUD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CUNT SHITHEAD FUCKING NICARAGUA SUGARTITS SHIT LIKE A HORSE I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMN BIRD SHIT VAGINA JAP FLYING FUCK I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT EUROIPODS DICKHEAD SLOPE DAMN FROG SUCK COCKS IN HELL! GOD DAMMIT PISS FUCKFACE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BUTTFUCKER FRITZ CHAV PIG NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JERRY PIECE OF SHIT THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! PICKANINNY DICKHEAD NIGGER FUCKING SON OF A BITCH HELL COCKSMOKER BITCH TAFFY SHITFUCKER BORDER HOPPER TWAT GOAT DICK DICK CHICKEN CHIGGER DAMN CLIT FUCKTARD FUCKER SLOPE DONGSHOVER WHORE GOAT DICK EMO POOPOO CANNED QUOTE CAMEL JOCKEY MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS LIMEY SUCK MY COCK PISS OFF BOB SAGET YOU WANKER SEX SUCK A BIG DICK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHAKOPEE DALAI LAMA PENIS ON A BUN PRICK INBRED VAGINA JACK ABRAMOFF SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ANAL FELLATIO BALL SACK PAKI BITCH SON OF A BITCH FUCKHEAD SUCK MY COCK SOD FUCKING A JERK OFF TURD FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHITE SCUMBAG SHITFUCKER WALRUS SHIT FUCKTARD FASHION BUG PENIS ON A STICK CAMEL JOCKEY JAP CRAPMUNCHER GOD DAMN JERRY ANUSCAKE CROTCH FUCKSTAIN FUCKER BASTARD BOOBS DOUCHING ASS FLYING FUCK SHITFUCKER ASS CHICKEN SHIT I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST HELL JIZZ TIMBER NIGGER ASS MALARKY AMERICA ONLINE FLYING FUCK CONDOMS DICK POOPY BUTT PIRATE INJUN CUNT SHITSLINGING MARGARET THATCHER CLEMEN DICKHEAD RAT'S COCK SMEG GOBSHITE FUCKING A JIZZ BASTARD JERRY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKHEAD CHINK SHITSLINGING FIRECROTCH PISS OFF DICK IN A BOX FUCKTARD LOGJAMMER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? RAPE RAT'S ASS NORTH KOREA THIS IS A RARE SWEAR FUCK YOU CRACKER NIGGER TITS PIG BEAVER FELCHING SHIT SHIT BULLSHIT DOUCHETITS BLISTERING BARNACLES GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS P'KANG WARNER MUSIC GROUP TWAT SHITSKIN FREE ELECTIONS FUCKBAG QUEEF WIKIPEDIA NECROPHILIA DOUCHE WOODPECKERSHIT ASS BITCH FELCHING JERRY HUEY P. NEWTON GOD BLESS AMERICA VENEREAL DISEASE DICKFACE CARPET MUNCHER FELLATIO ROSIE O'DONNELL ASSCRACK SHUT UP, MEG! DONKEY DICK ARSE FUCKHEAD WIENER I'LL RAPE YOU NIPPLES FELCHING BRITNEY TACO JOHN ELWAY DICKHEAD JACK ABRAMOFF PISS ARTIST RAPE HELL BUTTFUCKER HELLFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ANUSCAKE NECROPHILIA WANKER ASS WANK CHOAD FLAMING ASS BADGER TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! BITCH BULLSHIT INBRED SPANK THE MONKEY NIPPLES GARBAGE DAY! CONDOMS BUNG-HOLE BUKKAKE TOSSER WANK SAND NIGGER QUEEF BUTT PIRATE BUTT PIRATE DAMN IT GIVING HEAD NIPPLES SHIT FUCKBAG DAMN SHIT ASSHAT NIGNOG SOD TRANNY SHITCOCK TESTICLE CHOKE PISS FUCKING JUMP! CLEMEN LAKE TITICACA POMMIE SOD OFF ASS LICKER SON OF A BITCH SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DOUCHEBAG JUSTIN BIEBER BONER SUCK MY COCK BASTARD CUM FUCKTARD TWISTY VAGINA VAGINA CUNT WANK ROSIE O'DONNELL MOTHERFUCKER TURD FUCKSTAIN PISS OFF DICK CHICKEN FLYING FUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ALEX TREBEK SON OF A BITCH HO WANK ART METAL PRODUCTS SLOPE TOSSER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHIT MASTURBATION I'LL RAPE YOU BRUSH MA TEETH FUCK OFF SHIT FUCK SHITFACE AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CUNT CRAPPER GOD DAMN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK SHITSLINGING SHITFUCKER HO lowercase FUCKWIT WALRUS SHIT DOODIE HEAD ARSE WALRUS SHIT DICKHEAD DAMN IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DICKLICK CUNTBUCKET SUCK MY DICK CRACKER DYKE BASTARD SCUMBAG FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE AUTOFELLATIO ASSHAT HO COCKSUCKER HELL ARSEBADGERS YOU WANKER SUCK MY COCK FRENCH TICKLER SHITFUCKER ORGASM CUNT COON BALLS DOG FUCKER SAND NIGGER FUCKHEAD DUNE COON TOSSER CHIGGER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SON OF A BITCH [expletive deleted] FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASS FUCKING JUMP! CUNTYMINTS BUTT PIRATE SHIT DICKFACE BOB SAGET IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HELL PISS ARTIST HOLY DUMB FUCK MORGAN TSVANGIRAI FUCKSTAIN FUCK CAPTAIN CRUNCH MOZILLA FIREFOX BASTARD GANGBANG BITCH SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSCRACK PENIS TOSSER DONKEY PUNCHER SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITSLINGING SAMUEL L. JACKSON GOD DAMN DYKE WILLY WONKA RAT'S ASS NEGRO TITWANK HORSE SHIT FELCHMONKEY FUCKER FUCKSTAIN BITCH FROG SHITSLINGING JACKASS FASHION BUG CRACKER CHOAD KISSER CAMEL JOCKEY MOCCASINS BONER SMEG HADJI WIENER CUNTBUCKET PISSHOLE CUNT MONKEY BALLS CHINK FUCK COON FLYING FUCK DUMBASS POTTYMOUTH SHITFUCKER HELL TAFFY AY-AY-AY BOOBS CUNTYMINTS FUCKWIT BITCH DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT HOLY DUMB FUCK BOOBS DESU BRITNEY SCROTUM FLYING FUCK SUCK MY DICK FUCKER SHITFACE BASTARD DOG FUCKER FUCKER PISS OFF DICKHEAD HORSE SHIT DAMN IT MASTURBATION JOHNNY BITCH COCKING FUCKBOROUGH RAPE SPUNK FUCKER RECTUM RAIDER COON TWAT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RAT'S COCK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT POMMIE SHITFUCKER SHITCUNTING ASS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS NIGGER SHITTY NIPPLES CHAV HELLFIRE SEMEN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSRAPING CUNT FUCKFUCKFUCK SHIT ASSFACE TWISTY VAGINA SCROTUM FUCKSTAIN MONKEY SHIT JIZZ I AM CORNHOLIO! BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SOD SHITCUNTING MARCH OF FLAMES JERRY CLUSTERFUCK TOTAL CROTCH FENCE JUMPER CAMEL JOCKEY WHITE POWER TITMOUSE FELCHING DAMN CONDOMS EXTRA LONG PENIS BIRD SHIT FUCKHEAD CUNT FUCK YOU HEIL HITLER! DAMNATION SHITE BIRD SHIT FLOWERS SHITCUNTING CUNTSWILLING DICK FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN PENIS ON A STICK COON TAMPONS BALL SACK JACKASS SHIT MASTURBATION PISS MOTHERFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT NIGGER SHITSLINGING TENTACLE RAPE GRINGO WANKER CHENEY DAGO NIGGER NIGGER QUEEF JOHN ELWAY BOLLOCKS PENIS DAMN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA JACKASS FUCK OFF BUTTFUCKER ASSWIPE WANK TENTACLE RAPE SHIT DAGO ASSFACE PORCH MONKEY BITCH FUCK YOU FUCK BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD FUCK CONAN O'BRIAN KNOBJOCKEY THERE IS A CABAL CLEMEN TAFFY CUNTING ASSCRACK RAT'S ASS DOUCHE FLYING FUCK BLISTERING BARNACLES WIKIPEDIA CUNT ASS GRIS HELL ASS MAMA MIA FUCK CUNT NAZI BULLSHIT POLAK FUCK HOMO BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BEANER PUSSY BALLS YUKY DOODY DAMN ASSWIPE POMMIE BATHING SUIT AREA DICK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHIT ASSFACE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CUNT ARSE WIGGER DICKHEAD TWAT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER POOPY SHITFUCKER MONKEY SHIT SHITE WANK WANKER ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS PISS QUEEF SHITFACE YID JOHNNY SHIT BUGFUCK OLD CHRIST OF A FUCKBAG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SUCK MY DICK BIRD IN THE HOUSE PEDOPHILIA TITS & DICKS PORCUPINE'S BALLS COCKSHITTER HITLER MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITFUCKER PUSSY TITMOUSE HELL JACKASS FUCK YOU ORGASM FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKFACE CHAV NIGGER SHITE DICKHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX SAGGY TITS GOD DAMN DOUCHEBAG MALARKY CUM PISS ARTIST DICKFACE LENS CRAFTERS UNICORNS PISSHOLE SHITFACE MONKEY'S UNCLE RAT'S ASS FUCKBAG YID MACACA ASS SUGARTITS CRAPPY HELL POMMIE DICKFACE BUKKAKE PISS POO POO BLOWJOB SHITE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BLUE PENIS! DAMMIT TWISTY VAGINA ASS PISS ARTIST INCEST [expletive deleted] SHITHEAD GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITSLINGING DARTH VADER DICKHEAD BALLS FOUR-EYES RAT'S ASS SHIT HOMO PIECE OF SHIT BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS WIKIPEDIA JACKASS SHIT DUMBASS WOP GO HOME AND DIE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BLOWJOB SHITCOCK WILLY WONKA ASSRAPING DILDO LIMEY SHIT ASSCRACK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHIT CRAP MALARKY DOG FUCKER FUCK ASSHAT DICKHEAD JACKASS HELL BUGGER VAGINA I WILL KILL YOU! SEX POOPOO CHICKEN SHIT CHIGGER BOLLOCKS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ASSHAT BASTARD POOPOO FUCKING WIGGER KIKE WANKSPLAT PEEPEE GOBSHITE FLAMING ASS BADGER COCKSUCKER CC PLZ CHIGGER KIDDY FIDDLER MOZILLA FIREFOX DONKEY DICK BEAVER INJUN CROTCH SCROTUM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CAMEL JOCKEY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS REDSKIN MOTHERFUCKER NEOPETS KAFFIR DICKWAD WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SHITTY SIGMUND FREUD ASSBANDIT SHIT NEGRO MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA MONKEY SHIT COCKGOBLIN SHITCOCK I WILL KILL YOU! TWAT OSTRICH MY ASS SHITE FAG WETBACK GANGBANG MY ANUS IS BLEEDING NIGGER WOP PORCUPINE'S BALLS TACO DIPSHIT PICKANINNY GOOK FUCK suck my mothers FUCKSTAIN HADJI BLISTERING BARNACLES SAND NIGGER FROG'S FAT ASS SCROTUM YOU WANKER BITCH GIVING HEAD PUNANI SHITFACE SPUNK RAPE PENIS ASS FUCKER YOGHURT CANNON TRANNY DICKFACE CARPET MUNCHER ANAL PICKANINNY FUCKFACE ASSWIPE JAP TRANNY SPUNK SHIT CHUFF BONER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON [expletive deleted] NIGGER TENTACLE RAPE PUSSY GARBAGE DAY! COCKGOBLIN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NAZI BITCH DAMN JIZZ SHITCOCK INBRED PENISFUCK FUDGEPACKER DAMNATION PISS ARTIST WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKSTAIN YOU WANKER FELCHING FUCKFACE HELLFIRE TURD GREASER BALL SACK DONKEY DICK SMEG DAMN ABO FUCKFACE SEX COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BITCH FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE HELL BOOBS BELLEND SHITE CUNTBUCKET SHITFACE WILLY WONKA SHITFACE FELLATIO JAP ASSCRACK DICKHEAD GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SHITE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ARSEBADGERS DICK TITS SHIT SHITBALLS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHITFACE GENITALIA SNUFF PORN CUNT DOUCHETITS BRUSH MA TEETH FRENCH TICKLER [Insert swear here] MICK DIPSHIT FELCHING SOD I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST FUCK DAMN COCK DONKEY DICK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CHOAD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JACKASS SHIT SHITHEAD FUCKTARD COON PORCH MONKEY SMEG BUKKAKE PENISFUCK NAZI LOGJAMMER CUNTBUCKET BEANER GANGBANG BUGGER OFF SHITFACE QUEEF TITWANK TOWELHEAD CUNNILINGUS BAD MOTHERFUCKER BITCH CUNT FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS GOATSE WALRUS SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH FUCK A DUCK BLOWJOB CLUSTERFUCK SMEG SHITCOCK DAMN TITS DOUCHETITS RAPE PENISBIRD MOTHERFUCKER TACO DOUCHE NAZI FRITZ MARCH OF FLAMES GANGBANG DUMBASS INBRED BALLS SHITHEAD ARSEBADGERS ASSHAT FUCKING JUMP! SHITSLINGING SPANK THE MONKEY DOT HEAD FUCKHEAD ASS FUCKER GOATSE DUMBASS PISS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKING RHODESIA RAT'S ASS PORCUPINE'S BALLS MICK TWAT HELL CRAPFUCKER FEWMETS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS GOATSE DICK FUCKHEAD CRAPFUCKER SOD HELLFIRE DOUCHING OH SHI– ASSWIPE BASTARD JOHN ELWAY ASS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD EPIDIDYMIS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKING BASEBALL DOUCHE NAZI WANKSPLAT POWERSHIT ANAL DIABETES SHITFUCKER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CLUSTERFUCK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BENCH PRESS SAND NIGGER DILDO CUM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN IT FUCKTARD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BOLLOCKS PUNANI INCEST FUCKWIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS GANGBANG EMO ASS HORSE PENIS SHITFUCKER SON OF A BITCH TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKING A MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER CANNED QUOTE ASSHAT JENKEM CLEVELAND STEAMER MONKEY SHIT FRIG DONGSHOVER TWO-INCH PENIS WILLY WONKA NIPPLES FEWMETS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WARNER MUSIC GROUP CHAV BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FAG WANK JIZZ WHORE YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS LIMEY FU SPANG GREASER TIMBER NIGGER NIPPLES PRICK DILDO FUCKING CRAPMUNCHER ASSFACE BENCH PRESS BIRD SHIT CHIGGER BUGGER OFF SEX STEVE BALLMER [EXPLETIVE] DONALD RUMSFELD DONGSHOVER ASSHAT DAMNATION CUNTSWILLING PISS ARTIST SHIT SHIT BUTTFUCKER DICKFACE GIVING HEAD TURD HOT GRITS RAT'S COCK ASS FASCIST BIG FOOT WHORE SHITFUCKER DICKFACE BENCH PRESS WANKSPLAT CUNTYMINTS CUNT CRAPPY PENIS DOUCHETITS BASTARD BULLSHIT SEX WIENER BAT FUCK INSANE SHIT PENISFUCK INBRED CUNT WIKIPEDIA DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY REDSKIN WANK SCUMBUCKET SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS NICARAGUA CUNT CUNNILINGUS SHITE FUCKBAG ASSHAT BALL SACK TESTICLE CHOKE BUTTFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PEEPEE GOD DAMN BOLLOCKS CUNTING ASSCRACK WANK ASSHAT BUGFUCK SHIT HORSE PENIS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive RICK MORANIS and with the WANKER and his PISS OFF MY ASS of girraffes in which PEDOPHILIA while reading about DONKEY DICK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CLUSTERFUCK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DAMN