Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BAD MOTHERFUCKER'ASS'ASSCRACK'PUNANI'TWAT'SHIT'CLEMEN Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TOWELHEAD neurochemical FUCK disorder PISS ARTIST characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK, sudden BLUE PENIS! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE or FIST FUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SNUFF PORN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated COCKSUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DOUCHEBAG include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITFACE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CROTCH SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BLUMPKIN utterFUCKance of socially ARSE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first 30 CASES OF PICKLES television programs to address SPRINKLES Tourette's syndrome.

COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Tourette's is COCK not to be AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS confused with FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ANAL chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves COCKING FUCKBOROUGH random CUNT disorientation, culturally-PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DONKEY DICK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BUTT-HOLE language, FUCK NUGGET and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places pen0r VANDAL of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PISSHOLE souvenir shoppes and massive LET'S SHIT quantities FIST FUCK of ANAL DIABETES FUCKING garbage.

Darnit.

A PANCHEN LAMA Polite Note to the PISSHOLE Author:

The HELL Tourette's DAMN Research Institute was WANK founded to TACO.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TWAT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CUNT article SEX funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BUGGER OFF.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FLYING FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITFUCKER Tourrette's sufferers GANGBANG swear. You can FUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASSCRACK TV, for always focusing on the BASTARD bad side of a terrible FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK thing.
• The main FLYING FUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CROTCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PENIS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small I'LL RAPE YOU knee HIGH WAGES NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is HELL no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BOYCOTT VIACOM! cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FLYING FUCK school for CLEMEN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DICKWAD sufferers to become QUEEF manically depressed and FUCKFACE commit PIECE OF SHIT suicide.
• There is no BITCH cure, and the ASSHOLE drugs that are available to, "calm" the FASHION BUG tics often have adverse LENS CRAFTERS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna [EXPLETIVE] perodol" which caused my entire CUM body to go GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS numb and MONKEY SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than VAGINA it is without the SLOPE drug.

I am an active member of a CROTCH tourette syndrome BIRD SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JENKEM the DOUCHING public view of Tourettes as a "WANK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is RAPE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am LET'S SHIT sorry for NEGRO "hi-jacking" your FELCHING entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WOMEN'S RIGHTS this that really CHUFF annoys me. I am working towards a ASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GOD DAMN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MOTHERFUCKER, and making fun of a PUSSYLICKER horrible disorder is (not) JACKASS SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD time.

Best FUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TWAT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHRISTIANITY reply

As MINORITIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBET Westerners show is not an TIENANMEN SQUARE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of LHASA degenerate capitalist culture in those FIREWALLS countries. When showing CAPITALISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT PROTESTS in countries TIBET leadership, those problems does not CAPITALISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN BABY FORMULA byproduct of your VOTE capitalist society SLITTY EYES.

Li Chiang “TAIWAN” Wen

P.S. SUGARTITS Regards to Andrew PIECE OF SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The CHIGGER bastard who wrote this article. You can COCKGOBLIN punch him if you CAMEL FUCKER want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough LGBT RIGHTS problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with MUGABE HAS AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CUNT saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my BASTARD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are GOD DAMN and DICKFACE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CUNT LAPPER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) NECROPHILIA BAND WITH 4 GRINGO MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DICKFACE HORSE! FUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCK'S HOUSE

How DICKFACE to ASS cure DICK the PECKERHEAD Tourette's DUNE COON Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BULLSHIT for SHIT Tourette's BOOBS Syndrome DICKHEAD is CUM following BITCH these INJUN rules VANITY PAGES ROCK in BLUE PENIS! order:

• 1: Avoid GOD DAMMIT immature FUCK little MOLDY TITS kids,
• 2: Count to MOCCASINS within FENCE JUMPER 10 CHOADseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PUSSY BASTARD HOSER nor WANKER talk,
• 4: Tell DOUCHE yourself you CUM don't CAMEL JOCKEY have WOP this SHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FRAK WITH NASTY CLIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HADJI FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCK last straw FUCKSTAIN!

I fucking put CAMEL FUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FOUR-EYES the TOP OF FUCK THIS LAKE TITICACA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JACKASS SHIT offensive. CAMEL FUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TURD people who try TIT DIRT to battle CLUSTERFUCK'LOLCAT that tight-ass MOLDY TITS 17-year-FUCKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DICKFACE it now, but someone said SPICY CUNT FUCK' JESSE McCARTNEY PISS'CRAPPY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DONKEY DICK is a laughing CLIT matter. Plus there SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CHINK Uncyclopedia, there are COCKSMOKER articles WIENER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DOG SHIT stuff. So ASSFACE that means FUCK stop getting mad at the MOTHERFUCKER first part too and STEVE BALLMER talking about the GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS letter that it's FUCK mocking (what FRED PHELPS letter? I don't even know what SONNY BILL WILLIAMS the heck you're talking about). Adrian BITCH hi self BAD MOTHERFUCKER even made a really PISS ARTIST good point. "It's IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! nothing more ASSHAT from a head nod to a CUNT CRAPPER knee tick". DOUCHE. Which I'll add SHITHEAD onto WANKSPLAT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BITCH suffer that FUCK YOU much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SUCK MY DICK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNT be, because if I were a HELLFIRE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SEMEN hilarious. If you BUGGER Want facts, go on HENTAI Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HENTAI be offended, don't read SHITTY the freaking GOD DAMN article anyway.

KIDDY FIDDLER SHITCUNTING RAT'S COCK BEAVER DICKFACE WIKIPEDIA CHUFF TOWELHEAD BITCH BOOBIES

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ASSCRACK WIGGER TIMBER NIGGER CUNTBUCKET COCKSTUFFER DAMN IT DUMBASS NAZI NORTH KOREA DICK TITS CHIGGER FUCKWIT BITCH DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SEMEN TOWELHEAD BALLS DUMBASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BIRD SHIT CHICKEN SHIT TOWELHEAD FIRECROTCH CHRISTMAS TREES BELLEND DAMN YID DAMNATION SHIT CHICKEN SHIT DICK TITS SUGARTITS SCUMBAG GOD DAMMIT WETBACK BALLS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BASTARD ARSE HONKY FUCKWIT COCK CRACKER BIRD SHIT BUTT PIRATE ART METAL PRODUCTS WOODPECKERSHIT PENISBIRD [Insert swear here] BUKKAKE JUNGLE BUNNY CLEMEN BULLSHIT KIKE JAP BRUSH MA TEETH PUSSY RAT'S COCK DICKFACE SHITCOCK ASSWIPE SPIC DONKEY PUNCHER CLUSTERFUCK HELLFUCKER ANUSCAKE JIGGABOO DICKHEAD HELL TAIWAN JACKASS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS I'LL RAPE YOU PORCH MONKEY DUMBASS O CANADA WANK CUNT CRAPPER BALL SACK FELLATIO JACKASS DICK CLUSTERFUCK PICKANINNY YOGHURT CANNON CUM INBRED HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PRICK ARSE CHICKEN FRIES BLOWJOB PORCUPINE'S BALLS CRAP ON A STICK CHRISTHUMPER PISS ARTIST SPICY CUNT FUCK CRAPMUNCHER GOD DAMN WANK DAMN JACKASS SHIT SCUMBAG BUGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKER LENS CRAFTERS HOSER JAP FU SPANG NIGGER DIRTY SANCHEZ RANDY TRAVIS SOD OFF PISS ARTIST PEARL NECKLACE CUM BELLEND SHITBALLS FUCK WANK SPUNK FAGGOT SHITFACE FLYING FUCK INCEST FAGGOT PENIS ON A BUN COON MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PUSSY 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CLUSTERFUCK BUTT-HEAD STRAWBERRY ASS CHOAD CHAV FRIG PORCH MONKEY DAMN CROTCH SHITTY CUNTBUCKET JERRY SLOPE NIGGER JUNGLE BUNNY CUNT FENCE JUMPER BUTTFUCKER ASSHOLE ASSCRACK HELL SHIT LIKE A HORSE BUGGER FUCK YOU PEEPEE FUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON ARSE JIGGABOO suck my mothers WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? TIENANMEN SQUARE FUCKTARD ASSWIPE WANKER DAMN JAP SCROTUM GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK DAMMIT SHITFACE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS VOTE JACK OFF BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS MONKEY BALLS ASSHOLE BOOBIES SOD OFF FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE POLESMOKER PISS OFF FAG ASSWIPE BIBLE BASHER DONKEY PUNCHER PISS OFF CUNT WANKSPLAT CUNTRAG LIMEY ASSFACE FUCKTARD GOD DAMMIT SHITFUCKER INBRED CUM JIZZ JOHNNY YID FLAMING ASS BADGER FAGGOT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BIRD SHIT BALL SACK KRAUT GOD DAMMIT KRAUT LET'S SHIT REDSKIN HYPERINFLATION RUSKIE SOD OFF JOHN SMILEY FACE TITTYWANK COCKSUCKER BONER GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS JOHNNY SHIT HO ASS HELL TITWANK HADJI HELL VAGINA ASS FASCIST BIRD IN THE HOUSE WEHATEMARIO REDNECK BUTTFUCKER FLAMEVIPER WOP NORTH KOREA BLOWJOB MARGARET THATCHER PENIS ON A BUN DAGO SHIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DONKEY DICK URINE-GARGLING BELLEND GOD DAMMIT JERK OFF FUCKSTAIN GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BASTARD DUMBASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING TITTIES SHIT MOTHERFUCKER FUCKTARD PENIS POMMIE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCK OFF TWISTY VAGINA SOD WIKIPEDIA DICKFACE JENKEM FELCHMONKEY CHIGGER HO BITCH BOLLOCKS HO CUNNILINGUS TOWELHEAD ART METAL PRODUCTS SUITCASE PENIS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ASSRAPING OH SHI– SOD NAZI FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BUTTFUCKER CC PLZ FUCK COCKGOBLIN RUSTY TROMBONE BLUMPKIN TOSSER CUNT HELL TWAT PISS ARTIST GARBAGE DAY! PENIS NIPPLES PECKERHEAD TWAT SAGGY TITS ANAL BIG FOOT SHUT UP, MEG! Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! YUKY DOODY GOAT DICK WANK MICK SHITSLINGING 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CHIGGER SHITFACE DAMN IT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ORGASM SHITHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DUMBASS PISS OFF CUNT BITCH ORGASM BUTT-HEAD DAMN IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASSHAT CHRISTHUMPER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! TITS & DICKS ASSCRACK FUCK BUKKAKE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES RAT'S ASS CLEVELAND STEAMER CHICKEN SHIT PENIS WOODPECKERSHIT SPUNK FUCKSTAIN AAAAAAAAA! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK OFF WHORE SHITE POTTYMOUTH CRAP SHITTY FUCKSTAIN VAGINA PECKERHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS FAG FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CHOAD MY COMMUNION WAFER OF TWAT TOWELHEAD RAPE PEARL NECKLACE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CUNT FELCHING BUGFUCK ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DAMMIT WANK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE VANDAL JACKASS SHIT CHICKEN SHIT BELLEND FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCK YOU DONKEY DICK JACKASS SHIT POISON IN TOOTHPASTE FUCKWIT FUCK OFF DAGO FUCKER CHOAD KISSER CUNT POOPY CONDOMS WANKSPLAT POLACK DAMMIT SHIT CHIGGER MICK RHODESIA DICKFACE PUSSY RANDY TRAVIS SHITHEAD MOTHERFUCKER NEGRO PISS ARTIST IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSCRACK PISS OFF SUGARTITS RAPE DOG SHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DOUCHING CHOAD DOUCHEBAG BLISTERING BARNACLES JOHNNY GARBAGE DAY! SHITSKIN PUSSY ASSFACE ABO NAZI GOOK DOG FUCKER WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! JIZZ JESUS FUCKING CHRIST POMMIE GOBSHITE WANKSPLAT ASS BAT FUCK INSANE SOD OFF BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BLUMPKIN CUNT JIZZ NIPPLES COCKSHITTER FUCKWIT FUCKTARD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NORTH KOREA NAZI I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! BOYCOTT VIACOM! BLOWJOB CUNT CRAPPER RAT'S ASS RAT'S ASS TAFFY DAMN Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! VAGINA PENIS BASTARD PISSHOLE TITS & DICKS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DICKHEAD FUCKHEAD lowercase CUNT DOODIE HEAD CUNTRAG CUNT DICK WALRUS SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ I'LL RAPE YOU SHITBALLS WIKIPEDIA DAMMIT FUCKER FUCK BITCH SHITHEAD HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BOOBS SCROTUM YOU WANKER CUNTBUCKET TIMBER NIGGER FUCKTARD SPUNK SHITTY CUNT FUCK NUGGET SUGARTITS HELLFUCKER INCEST JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST MOTHERFUCKER DICKLICK POMMIE QUEEF FUCKSTAIN FELLATIO ASSHOLE HELL RUSKIE HO ASSCRACK NECROPHILIA ASS TENTACLE RAPE FUCK YOU CLEVELAND STEAMER JUSTIN BIEBER NIPPLES FUCK JAP SHITTY FRIG PIECE OF SHIT FU SPANG FELLATIO PENIS FUCKHEAD NIGGER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! PEDOPHILIA JIGGABOO FUCK DAMMIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSRAMMER JOHN SMILEY FACE JUSTIN BIEBER YOU SUCK BALLS PENIS SHITSLINGING HAIL SATAN! ASS BITCH JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BUTTFUCKER DAMN BELGIUM FRENCH TICKLER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WALRUS SHIT EMO FUCKSTAIN JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ASS COCKSMOKER FUCKING SPICY CUNT FUCK TWAT BELLEND INCEST GOBSHITE WANK CLEVELAND STEAMER COON SOD OFF FLAMING ASS BADGER NICARAGUA FUCK NI CUNTYMINTS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FELCHING COCKSHITTER GOATSE FUCKTARD SHITHEAD ORGASM SHITHEAD WIGGER FUCKTARD FROG'S FAT ASS TITTIES BASTARD SEX DICK CHICKEN HELL SMEG FUCKING A GOD DAMN RAT'S COCK TESTICLE CHOKE DICK PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKSTAIN CAMEL JOCKEY ANAL SHITE SCUMBUCKET GRINGO SHITFACE FUCK OFF DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BITCH BLUMPKIN ASSHAT I AM CORNHOLIO! CHRISTHUMPER TURD MACACA COCKSHITTER BOOBS COCKSTUFFER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? INCEST SHITSLINGING SUCK MY COCK FLYING FUCK CHIGGER SHITHEAD CUNT ASSHAT BUGFUCK SHITE BOOBS PISS ARTIST RAT'S COCK BUTTFUCKER ARSE HEIL HITLER! BASTARD BEANER FEWMETS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKSTAIN DOG SHIT ASS BUTTFUCKER PEEPEE TITS HAIL SATAN! SHITFUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCK BALLS GOD DAMMIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! COCKSHITTER FU SPANG FUCK FUCK PISS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT HO I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY FROG'S FAT ASS YOU WANKER SPANK THE MONKEY ASSWIPE SHITCOCK SHITFACE BUGFUCK CHINK TITS YID SEX FLYING FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK DUNE COON JACKASS [Insert swear here] DICKHEAD CONAN O'BRIAN TWAT ASSCRACK POLESMOKER SHIT PORCH MONKEY BAT FUCK INSANE FUCK OFF CARPET MUNCHER TOWELHEAD FUCKING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JIZZ MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A BITCH CUNTYMINTS POTTYMOUTH FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER ORGASM ASSHOLE TRANNY BALL SACK BENSON SUCKS HOLY DUMB FUCK SEMEN PISS DICK SHIT CUNTRAG SOD OFF JERK OFF POLAK FUCK SEX JAP SCROTUM PUSSYLICKER 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 ASSHOLE TWAT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHIT BITCH QUEEF NIGGER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! NECROPHILIA CAMEL FUCKER YOU WANKER SUCK MY DICK GIVING HEAD NIPPLES CUNT YOU WANKER SUCK MY DICK FUCK TOWELHEAD AUTOFELLATIO SHITFUCKER BONER NIGGER HADJI BELLEND D'OH DOUCHE ASS DAMN WALRUS SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CHRISTHUMPER PEDOPHILIA SHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHITCUNTING JACKASS BOB SAGET GIVING HEAD FUCKING A FUCKSTAIN PORCUPINE'S BALLS GOD DAMMIT HOSER ARSE DAMMIT TITTYWANK ASS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DICKWAD TWAT ASS KAFFIR SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BUGFUCK HEIL HITLER! BANGKOK GOD DAMMIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER MILF ASS FUCK YOU FRENCH TICKLER FUCKER JIZZ MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WHORE SHITHEAD CUNTSWILLING ASSCRACK PRICK DOUCHE TWAT CROTCH JACKASS SHIT DAMN IT TIMBER NIGGER FAGGOT [EXPLETIVE] ASS ASSHOLE ASSFACE SCUMBAG TACO SHITE TITS & DICKS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITBALLS CUNT SHITSKIN SHITSLINGING INBRED JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TUBA THONG TASTER GOD DAMN ARSE CUNNILINGUS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MILF GOD DAMMIT 1984 PRICK FRAK PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! JAP WANK CLIT TITS & DICKS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CUNT TITS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKING BASEBALL ASSHAT SHITSLINGING RAT'S COCK MACACA WOODPECKERSHIT ASSHOLE SEMEN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CROTCH DUNE COON FUCKWIT SEX BEANER DICKLICK MILF GOATSE ASSWIPE BOB SAGET BUTT PIRATE SHITSLINGING BASTARD JUNGLE BUNNY ASSHOLE GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE BIRD SHIT CUNT MOZILLA FIREFOX COCKSHITTER CLEMEN DAMN IT FUCKWIT ASS FUCKTARD FUCK FUCK OFF YOU WANKER ASSHAT ASSHAT ASSWIPE INBRED DONKEY DICK CANNED QUOTE DELICIOUS CAKE RAT'S COCK SOD DOG FUCKER BUTTFUCKER BITCH TWO-INCH PENIS SHITHEAD ASSWIPE RAT'S COCK FELCHING LENS CRAFTERS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! PIGFUCKER FUCKFACE MOCCASINS COCKSUCKER HO JAP FUCKSTAIN SHITFUCKER CUM MOTHERFUCKER ASS COON NIGGER BORDER HOPPER suck my mothers SPANK THE MONKEY DOT HEAD AMERICA ONLINE SHIT BUKKAKE SMEG DUMBASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK SHITFACE MILF NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CRAP WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUM I RAPE WALRUSES! PAKI STRAWBERRY ASS SCUMBAG BULLCRAP JAP MOLDY TITS ASSHOLE FUCK DOUCHE NAZI CUNT SHITHEAD SHUT UP, MEG! DAMMIT HOLY DUMB FUCK FRAK SPUNK CUNT MALARKY SHITBALLS HELL SON OF A BITCH HELLFUCKER BOOBS FUCKING MASTURBATION NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOZILLA FIREFOX BITCH BIGNOSE FLYING FUCK SOD GIVING HEAD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITSLINGING JACKASS FUCKING A INBRED LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! TWAT GREASER RAT'S ASS DICKLICK HELL MOTHERFUCKER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SUCK MY COCK PISS OFF JAP JERRY PIECE OF SHIT TITWANK FUCKER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BASTARD DICK FUCKTARD FUCKING A FUCKFACE BUGGER OFF WIENER FUCK NUGGET TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! RAT'S COCK ROSIE O'DONNELL COMMUNIST DILDO INCEST LIMEY CRAP YID SHITE HADJI BITCH DYKE ASS RAT'S COCK BOOBS SHITFUCKER PISS ARTIST FIRECROTCH DICKFACE COON CRAPMUNCHER HELL BIRD SHIT FUCK MOCKIE JACKASS ASSFACE JESSE McCARTNEY GIVING HEAD suck my mothers NORTH KOREA BAD MOTHERFUCKER GARBAGE DAY! POOPY DAMN KAFFIR CUNTRAG HELL DUNE COON HONKY PENIS BEAVER BIGNOSE WIKIPEDIA BELLEND REDNECK ASSWIPE DOUCHE DOUCHING CHINK JACKASS OLD CHRIST OF A DAMN WIENER ASSHOLE STEVE BALLMER FUCK DICK TITS & DICKS PISS SHITFACE TONY LA RUSSA AUTOFELLATIO FOREIGN CURRENCY SHITHEAD WANK FUCKSTAIN TACO Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MONKEY BALLS and with the SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM and his BITCH of girraffes in which SHITE while reading about SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See POMMIE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PISS