Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CARPET MUNCHER'BUTT-HOLE'INCEST'RECTUM RAIDER'HEIL HITLER!'FUCK'BAT FUCK INSANE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a WANKER look at the JAP talk page of this SEX article for notes or discussion before SHITBALLS editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PRICK neurochemical FUCK disorder BONG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HONKY, sudden DICK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PISSHOLE or FUCKFACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKING A way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKFACE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CUNTING ASSCRACK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat RUSTY TROMBONE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BLUE PENIS! utterFUCKance of socially FUCKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PENISFUCK television programs to address DUMBASS Tourette's syndrome.

JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST Tourette's is SHITSLINGING not to be FROG'S FAT ASS confused with I’M GOING TO FUCKING BURY THAT GUY, I HAVE DONE IT BEFORE, AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN, I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL TOURETTE'S SYNDROME Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WHORE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DICKHEAD random I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL disorientation, culturally-FUCKING A-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FRENCH TICKLER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CHICKEN SHIT language, DICKHEAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GIVING HEAD FELLATIO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WANKSPLAT souvenir shoppes and massive WANKSPLAT quantities ASSFACE of ANAL DIABETES HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS garbage.

Darnit.

A BOOBS Polite Note to the CUNTBUCKET Author:

The CUNNILINGUS Tourette's FUCKTARD Research Institute was CHICKEN SHIT founded to CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CRACKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCK article BLUMPKIN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and WIENER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PUSSY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DAMMIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BOON Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BUGGER OFF Tourrette's sufferers SPIC swear. You can PISS ARTIST blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FIRECROTCH TV, for always focusing on the PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT bad side of a terrible SUCK MY COCK thing.
• The main MACACA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MOTHERFUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'RIVER CRABS SUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUM knee DOUCHING NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is KIKE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BEAVER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BALLS school for MONKEY'S UNCLE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CROTCH sufferers to become SHIT manically depressed and FELCHING commit LIKE FATHER LIKE SON suicide.
• There is no CONAN O'BRIAN cure, and the DEMOCRACY drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSWIPE tics often have adverse BUTTFUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TITWANK perodol" which caused my entire QUEEF body to go BUKKAKE numb and KNOBJOCKEY basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCK YOU it is without the I'LL RAPE YOU drug.

I am an active member of a INBRED tourette syndrome WETBACK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DAMN the RAT'S COCK public view of Tourettes as a "ALF swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DONKEY PUNCHER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WEHATEMARIO sorry for SHITFUCKER "hi-jacking" your DAMN IT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITBALLS this that really GOOK annoys me. I am working towards a GIVING HEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PISS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITCOCK, and making fun of a COCKGOBLIN horrible disorder is (not) SHITE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SPUNK time.

Best ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “RIGHT WING” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese SLITTY EYES reply

As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHT WING not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PROTESTS Westerners show is not an LHASA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of WIKIPEDIA degenerate capitalist culture in those TIANENMEN SQUARE countries. When showing VOTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust UIGURS in countries FALUN GONG leadership, those problems does not VOTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY byproduct of your BUDDHIST MONK capitalist society TIBET.

Li Chiang “TANK MAN” Wen

P.S. FLYING FUCK Regards to Andrew FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can REDSKIN punch him if you BLUMPKIN want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “CLEAN DRINKING WATER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WIGGER saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my DYKE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine HONKY Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are EMO and FUCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ASSHAT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CRAP BAND WITH 4 FUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CHENEY HORSE! HONKY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO HONKY'S HOUSE

How POTTYMOUTH to SMEG cure GOD DAMN the FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD Tourette's SPUNK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CRAPMUNCHER for DONGSHOVER Tourette's HELL Syndrome NIGNOG is BITCH following JUSTIN BIEBER these CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON rules DAGO in CLUSTER FUCK order:

• 1: Avoid BELLEND immature RAT'S ASS little TRANNY kids,
• 2: Count to MASTURBATION within WANKSPLAT 10 BUTTFUCKERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your MALL SANTA WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? 666 nor VANDALISM IS COOL talk,
• 4: Tell ANAL yourself you FLYING FUCK don't CLUSTER FUCK have DILDO this AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK KAFFIR WITH NASTY SHITSLINGING DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the HONKY last straw VAGINA!

I fucking put CLIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BASTARD the TOP OF QUEEF THIS GREASER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be NAZI offensive. FUCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to RUSKIE people who try GOD DAMN to battle COCKING FUCKBOROUGH'FUCKFACE that tight-ass DAMMIT 17-year-AY-AY-AY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find VAGINA it now, but someone said WALRUS SHIT' MARY WHITEHOUSE PISS OFF'CUNNILINGUS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING RANDY TRAVIS is a laughing CUNT matter. Plus there GRINGO was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SUCK COCKS IN HELL! Uncyclopedia, there are SEX articles FUCKFACE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BITCH stuff. So ASSFACE that means ASSHOLE stop getting mad at the IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! first part too and MAMA MIA talking about the FUCK letter that it's GARBAGE DAY! mocking (what FROG'S FAT ASS letter? I don't even know what WIENER the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITTY hi self DIRTY SANCHEZ even made a really AUTOFELLATIO good point. "It's BALL SACK nothing more BOOBIES from a head nod to a HELL knee tick". PISS ARTIST. Which I'll add CUNTYMINTS onto BULLCRAP saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT suffer that NECROPHILIA much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ART METAL PRODUCTS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK be, because if I were a BOOBS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCK hilarious. If you PENISBIRD Want facts, go on PUSSY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MONKEY SHIT be offended, don't read TIBET the freaking WANKER article anyway.

CLIT DOT HEAD WALRUS SHIT FUCK YOU MALARKY FLYING RAT'S ASS CLUSTER FUCK ASS COCK BENCH PRESS

COCK DOT HEAD JIZZ FIRECROTCH DICK DUNE COON BRITNEY ARSE BOOBS GYPSY BATMAN & ROBIN HOLY DUMB FUCK I WILL END YOU! FUCK FELLATIO FUCKTARD GOBSHITE TITS WHORE SAGGY TITS CUNNILINGUS CRAPMUNCHER ARSE NAZI FUCK OFF AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JAP FLYING RAT'S ASS TWAT CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST CAMEL FUCKER ARSE SHITE JERK OFF WIGGER TENTACLE RAPE FUCKING A BALLS TWAT WHITE POWER SAMUEL L. JACKSON CLIT DICK TITS CUNT BATHING SUIT AREA BRITAIN SUCK MY DICK SHIT FUCKING lowercase MOTHERFUCKER SHITFACE YOU WANKER ASSRAMMER JOHN ELWAY DAMN BITCH BITCH CLIT FAG GOD DAMMIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKHEAD BENCH PRESS SHIT PENISFUCK FUCK FUCKSTAIN FUCK FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH HENTAI BONER FUCK BOOBS DAMNATION ASSHAT JERK OFF ASS LICKER CUNTRAG JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BUTTFUCKER DIPSHIT DAMN TITMOUSE FUCK JERK OFF BEAVER PISS ARTIST KNOBJOCKEY TITTIES PEARL NECKLACE JAP FAGGOT CUNTRAG SHITBALLS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ABO ASSRAPING SHITE PUSSY BLUMPKIN ABO SON OF A BITCH THIS IS A RARE SWEAR FLYING FUCK PAKI SHITE GOD DAMMIT FUCK NUGGET SHITCOCK PISS WANKER PISSHOLE FLYING FUCK CUNT TITTIES FLYING RAT'S ASS SOD HUMAN RIGHTS DOUCHING WANK NAZI GOOK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! HOMO SHITCOCK JIGGABOO PISS OFF ASSWIPE INCEST FELCHMONKEY SPANK THE MONKEY SHITFACE ASS HENTAI CROTCH CUNT CRAPPER BITCH BRITNEY WALRUS SHIT ASSCRACK ASSHAT DAMN IT SOD PIECE OF SHIT ABO BASTARD JENKEM FUCK YOU SHITSLINGING GOBSHITE REDSKIN VAGINA AAAAAAAAA! DICKHEAD CLIT DOUCHE BULLSHIT WIENER BLUMPKIN CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT INCEST CUNTRAG HOSER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SCROTUM PISS OFF WIGGER PEEPEE DIPSHIT BIGNOSE MILF FUCKER HELL BASTARD NORTH KOREA FLYING FUCK ARSE SHIT PISS FAGGOT NIGGER HELLFIRE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DAMMIT DAMMIT MOZILLA FIREFOX JOHN SMILEY FACE PISS ARTIST COCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CUNTYMINTS FUCK HELL BLISTERING BARNACLES SON OF A BITCH DICK SPUNK BORDER HOPPER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BONER YOU WANKER [EXPLETIVE] BONER FUCKHEAD REDNECK ASS BITCH FUCKHEAD CHINK PORCH MONKEY BASTARD BITCH BUTT PIRATE CHOAD JOHN SMILEY FACE PENIS JACK OFF WOP JERK OFF REDSKIN ASSWIPE COCK DAMN DICKFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TITS DAMN CHAV SAMUEL L. JACKSON [EXPLETIVE] CUM CRAPMUNCHER WETBACK SCUMBUCKET FUCKFACE JACK OFF FUCKFACE I WILL END YOU! ASS WANK MARCH OF FLAMES WANKER CRAP FUCKBAG CHAV MARGARET THATCHER YID BULLSHIT WOODPECKERSHIT HELL FUCKFACE CHRISTHUMPER CUNT CRAPPER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DICKHEAD COON SHITFACE HEIL HITLER! BELGIUM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NECROPHILIA JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST LHASA PRICK COCK BUTTFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BUTTFUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASSHOLE SHITSLIDE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BOLLOCKS HEIL HITLER! DAMN BRITNEY CUNT JUNGLE BUNNY RAT'S COCK NIGGER TITS DAMN IT WETBACK CHOAD SHITCOCK SAND NIGGER TITTYWANK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FUCK YOU NAZI GRIS WANK JAP FUCKSTAIN MACACA FUCKFACE FLOWERS ASSHOLE GO COUNT YOUR DICK JOHN SMILEY FACE DICKWAD FROG CUNT FRITZ WANK PIG POLAK FLYING RAT'S ASS EPIDIDYMIS YOU WANKER PISS DAMN FAGGOT MARGARET THATCHER VENEREAL DISEASE MARGARET THATCHER JOHNNY BUKKAKE DICK CHICKEN POMMIE CUNT I WILL KILL YOU! WIENER AMERICA ONLINE BUGGER OFF FUDGEPACKER DILDO CUNT DUMBASS DICKHEAD ASSHAT TENTACLE RAPE DOM DeLUISE CUM GOD DAMMIT GRASS MUD HORSE BITCH CUNT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM JIZZ I'LL RAPE YOU NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ASS ORGASM POMMIE BALLS MONKEY'S UNCLE NIGGER ASSBANDIT TITS GANGBANG THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES SNUFF PORN PAKI CHICKEN FRIES VENEREAL DISEASE PISS OFF JUNGLE BUNNY DAMN IT ASSWIPE VAGINA CHOAD WANK POTTYMOUTH HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DAMNATION FUCKTARD FENCE JUMPER TITS CUNTRAG SEX DOUCHE SHITFACE CLIT BUTT-HEAD CUNT CLUSTER FUCK BOLLOCKS NAZI FUCK OFF FUCK RAT'S COCK FRAK BITCH PUSSY DUMBASS CUNT PIECE OF SHIT MARCH OF FLAMES TOWELHEAD GENITALIA SHIT HELL FROG RUSKIE SHAKOPEE BITCH FUCKSTAIN [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS COCK CUNT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASS BRITNEY DONKEY DICK JACK OFF SHIT DILDO CHUFF VAGINA DAMN GOATSE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK POISON IN TOOTHPASTE SHIT BUTT-HOLE BORDER HOPPER CAMEL JOCKEY FRIG PIECE OF SHIT DOT HEAD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SON OF A BITCH SUCK MY DICK SHITCUNTING YID DICK TITS FUCKFACE JOHNNY LET'S SHIT BUTTFUCKER HELL TWAT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSFACE SHIT PISS CLEVELAND STEAMER ASS CUNT SON OF A BITCH SOD SEMEN YOGHURT CANNON MARGARET THATCHER WANK WILLY WONKA I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BLISTERING BARNACLES PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISS FUCKHEAD BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SCUMBAG PISSHOLE JACK ABRAMOFF CLIT NECROPHILIA COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCK HAIL SATAN! INBRED DIPSHIT HOSER BUTT PIRATE SCROTUM DAMMIT FUCK OFF [EXPLETIVE] WANK MOTHERFUCKER GIVING HEAD MARGARET THATCHER POTTYMOUTH CUNT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DAMN RAT'S COCK AUTOFELLATIO INBRED FOUR-EYES ARSE CHAV DUMBASS ASS I WILL END YOU! PORCH MONKEY CRAPFUCKER SHITTY DICK CHICKEN GYPSY CHICKEN SHIT PISS ARTIST 30 CASES OF PICKLES JOHN ELWAY GENITALIA BLESSED DAMN SAINT WIGGER DAGO DICKFACE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKBAG BITCH RUSKIE ASSRAMMER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA LET'S SHIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! PIECE OF SHIT PISS PAKI HELL JAP CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON STEVE BALLMER DICKWAD CHRISTHUMPER SHITCOCK SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE DOUCHE NAZI PUSSYLICKER I WILL END YOU! CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CLUSTER FUCK BATHING SUIT AREA RAT'S ASS BITCH WANKSPLAT DICKFACE FRITZ PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHIT SHIT TWAT GOD DAMN CUNTING ASSCRACK VENEREAL DISEASE HELL BASTARD EUROIPODS GOD DAMN FUCK CLUSTER FUCK CUNT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT FUCKHEAD FUCKER FRAK SHITHEAD DICK TITS BOOBS CROTCH WIENER SCUMBAG BULLSHIT JACKASS SHIT DICKHEAD POMMIE SUCK MY DICK ASSFACE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CROTCH 30 CASES OF PICKLES NIPPLES BITCH DOUCHE NAZI JACKASS DIPSHIT BUTTFUCKER DUMBASS RAT'S COCK DUMBASS SHITCUNTING DAMN GOD DAMMIT FAG NECROPHILIA suck my mothers SHIT DICKFACE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PIG BUTTFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WOP SCUMBAG TITTIES SAMUEL L. JACKSON TURD ARSE CAMEL JOCKEY INCEST CUNTYMINTS SHIT DAMN HONKY DIPSHIT DOT HEAD FUCK FU SPANG PEARL NECKLACE DOG SHIT DICKHEAD GOD DAMMIT FUCKER SHIT FUCK FUCKHEAD ASSHOLE PENISBIRD GOAT DICK FROG MICK D'OH BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT SHITCOCK BIGNOSE FIST FUCK COCKSTUFFER I WILL END YOU! I RAPE WALRUSES! REBECCA BLACK SUCK MY DICK CHUFF PISS RAGHEAD QUEEF DAGO FLYING RAT'S ASS LOGJAMMER CLEMEN MOTHERFUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS WIENER DIPSHIT FUCK OFF SHITSKIN RECTUM RAIDER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BOOBIES ABO BOOBIES I'LL RAPE YOU SPUNK SPIC BALL SACK GOAT DICK BLESSED DAMN SAINT NIGNOG SOD JOHN SMILEY FACE SHIT SHITTY BORDER HOPPER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GOAT DICK CHENEY FROG'S FAT ASS DICKWAD ASSFACE D'OH CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BUGGER OFF FUCK OFF ABO JACKASS DOUCHETITS FLYING FUCK DIPSHIT TITWANK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ASSFACE EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITE ASSHAT ASS TIMBER NIGGER SHIT HITLER SUCK A BIG DICK PISS UP MY ARSE SUCK A BIG DICK TOWELHEAD ASSHOLE SOD OFF FAGGOT I WILL KILL YOU! ANAL FROG'S FAT ASS EXTRA LONG PENIS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD POLESMOKER SHIT JERK OFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BUGGER OFF HELLFUCKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DOUGHNUT PUNCHER HELL FEWMETS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FASHION BUG FUCK YOU FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK I'LL RAPE YOU PISS OFF CUNTYMINTS FAGGOT NAZI SCUMBAG FELLATIO FELLATIO OSTRICH MY ASS COCKSUCKER GOD DAMMIT PISS DICK CUNNILINGUS MICK DICK CHICKEN SHITFUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS MOTHERFUCKER WANK DONGSHOVER NEGRO BASTARD BASTARD PISS OFF MY ASS SHITCOCK FUCK FUCKSTAIN SUCK MY DICK MOTHERFUCKER BELLEND BUGGER OFF CLEMEN ASSHOLE HELL CUNT HAIL SATAN! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SUCK MY COCK CRAP ON A STICK FELCHMONKEY ASSWIPE DYKE FOUR-EYES SEMEN BULLCRAP JIZZ FELLATIO DIPSHIT NICARAGUA RAT'S ASS HELLFIRE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSFACE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WIENER BLUMPKIN LAKE TITICACA BANGKOK GRINGO DEMOCRACY FUCKSTAIN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT NAZI FELCHING FRAK WIGGER MONKEY BALLS BITCH RAPE DOODIE HEAD HELL FUCKHEAD FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BITCH BIRD SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO DIPSHIT CAMEL FUCKER DICK ASSFACE FRAK FUCKER BIRD SHIT MOTHERFUCKER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT YOU WANKER SPIC KIKE DICKHEAD ASSHOLE DIPSHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CUNT PISS ARTIST EAT MY SHIT! SHITSLINGING YOU WANKER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST NEOPETS TWAT BASTARD ART METAL PRODUCTS POLAK HORSE PENIS BIGNOSE CUNT TITS & DICKS PISS ARTIST FUCK MONKEY BALLS BASTARD SCUMBAG TAMPONS REBECCA BLACK BITCH BITCH FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKHEAD PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMN BENCH PRESS CUNTRAG YOU WANKER BUTTFUCKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PUSSYLICKER PISS OFF MOTHERFUCKER BITCH CHOAD SPANK THE MONKEY NAZI DICK CHICKEN BITCH D'OH JACK OFF POLAK FUCKSTAIN TITWANK SHITE SUGARTITS GO HOME AND DIE MICK SHIT BOLLOCKS WALRUS SHIT CRAP ON A STICK FOUR-EYES WIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS WANKSPLAT FASHION BUG CHUFF BEAVER JOHNNY WARNER MUSIC GROUP GANGBANG PISS ARTIST BULLSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE DYKE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHAKOPEE SHITFUCKER ASSHAT YID HELL CANNED QUOTES CROTCH SUCK MY DICK SUCK MY DICK ASS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! GOD DAMMIT RAT'S ASS DOG FUCKER DUNE COON BOOBIES FUCKBAG FUCKSTAIN NECROPHILIA MACACA NEOPETS BUGFUCK SHOOP DA WHOOP DAMN IT HELL MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS WIGGER SHITHEAD SHITFUCKER FUCKING I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FLYING FUCK SON OF A BITCH SUGARTITS QUEEF HELL SPIC MONKEY BALLS [Insert yet another person's name here] DICK CHICKEN DAMN NEGRO INJUN BONER MOTHERFUCKER SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT CRAPPY BULLSHIT RAPE GANGBANG YOU WANKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA COLGATE [expletive deleted] RUSKIE ASSFACE TWAT FLYING RAT'S ASS CHENEY FUCKING WHORE WANK HORSE SHIT HORSE SHIT CHIGGER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JERRY DAMN ASS SHIT GO HOME AND DIE BUNG-HOLE DAMN IT MONKEY BALLS FAGGOT FUCKFACE CUNT SHIT BOOBS FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSHOLE DIPSHIT CUNTBUCKET WOODPECKERSHIT MICK CHIGGER HO MOCKIE SCUMBAG SHIT FUCKFACE SPIC WHORE CUNT INJUN CHIGGER CLUSTER FUCK CRAPMUNCHER KNOBJOCKEY IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DICK BASTARD MOCKIE LOGJAMMER DAMN MY COMMUNION WAFER OF BALL SACK YID DOG SHIT FOUR-EYES CLIT HELL KRAUT YOU WANKER GRINGO WANKSPLAT PUSSY BALLS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! NIGGER TITS NORTH KOREA PENISBIRD YOU WANKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JERRY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMN SON OF A BITCH YID DIPSHIT TOSSER DICKWAD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WOP HELL HELL POTTYMOUTH BUGGER OFF DAMN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! LENS CRAFTERS TITS PISS NICARAGUA BENCH PRESS HELL PISS JACK OFF NAZI FELLATIO JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA YOU WANKER FUCKTARD SOD FRED PHELPS PUSSYLICKER TACO ASSCRACK DOODIE HEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MASTURBATION PISS OFF SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITE RAT'S ASS WANK COCKSMOKER DICKHEAD TIT DIRT KNOBJOCKEY FUCKFACE DAMNATION DIRTY SANCHEZ TURD DAMMIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BIRD SHIT WHORE P'KANG BALL SACK WANK FUCK FUCKSTAIN JOHNNY BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink RAPE NAZI BENCH PRESS FUCKING JUMP! SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITHEAD ASSHAT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA I RAPE WALRUSES! ASS FASCIST CAMEL FUCKER DAMN GENITALIA BUTTFUCKER CUNT CRAP SHIT DAMN PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK TAMPON IN MY ASS ARSE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS INBRED BIRD SHIT SUCK MY DICK CUNT SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD PUSSY DOUCHE NAZI DILDO WANK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE INCEST RECTUM RAIDER SUCK A BIG DICK RAGHEAD SHITTY ASSHOLE TITS & DICKS BOOBS SHITE FUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS YOUR MOM CHENEY GOATSE P'KANG DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT CRAPPER INCEST PISS ARTIST PISS ARTIST BIRD SHIT SHITE NIGGER VENEREAL DISEASE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA POLAK GOD DAMMIT MARY WHITEHOUSE DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE LOGJAMMER DOUCHE FUCK OFF FUCKHEAD FU SPANG MOTHERFUCKER WIENER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PUSSYLICKER DAMN IT NICARAGUA COON ALEX TREBEK CHOAD COON HELL SIGMUND FREUD DOUCHING NIPPLES CANNED QUOTE VAGINA Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CAMEL FUCKER and with the CRAPMUNCHER and his BITCH of girraffes in which SHIT while reading about CLUSTER FUCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKING also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DICKFACE

Article written in the style of its subject This article is SHITFACE funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its YID subject. If you do not find it funny DILDO, it is probably because you are an INBRED SHITE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SONNY BILL WILLIAMS If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a SHITFACE joke loses its humour FUCK OFF when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so I'LL RAPE YOU ignorant, then you wouldn't have BOOBS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! PUSSY YOU WANKER DIRTY SANCHEZ CHING CHONG CHINK FLYING FUCK!!!!!I <3 COCK

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