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For those without FUCKER comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a WANK article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or RAT'S COCK neurochemical FUCK disorder WANK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITFUCKER, sudden BUTT-FOR-BRAINS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements COCK or SHITE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DIPSHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GRINGO include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WANK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PISS FASHION BUG words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous POLESMOKER utterFUCKance of socially ARSEBADGERS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DICKHEAD television programs to address VAGINA Tourette's syndrome.

POLESMOKER Tourette's is FLYING FUCK not to be PISS ARTIST confused with WANK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WANK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TITS & DICKS random DAMN IT disorientation, culturally-RUSTY TROMBONE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MALARKY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JUNGLE BUNNY language, JACKASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ART METAL PRODUCTS DOUCHETITS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky OLD CHRIST OF A souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKING quantities HELL of ANAL DIABETES PISS garbage.

Darnit.

A JACKASS Polite Note to the LIMEY Author:

The GOD DAMN Tourette's DAMN Research Institute was FUCKSTAIN founded to DOUCHE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FELLATIO Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GYPSY article UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DICK IN A BOX I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HAIL SATAN! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK OFF.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DOUCHING Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of DICKWAD Tourrette's sufferers KRAUT swear. You can HORSE PENIS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNTSWILLING TV, for always focusing on the BIRD SHIT bad side of a terrible POMMIE thing.
  • The main FELCHMONKEY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DICK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PISS ARTIST' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JIGGABOO knee SCROTUM NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is ASSRAPING no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PISS OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TITWANK school for PICKANINNY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DAMN IT sufferers to become BUTTFUCKER manically depressed and MOZILLA FIREFOX commit DAGO suicide.
  • There is no COON cure, and the RANDY TRAVIS drugs that are available to, "calm" the NIGNOG tics often have adverse DAMN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna YOGHURT CANNON perodol" which caused my entire REDEEMING VALUE body to go BULLSHIT numb and SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than WALRUS SHIT it is without the TIT DIRT drug.

I am an active member of a ASSHAT tourette syndrome WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FROG'S FAT ASS the CUNNILINGUS public view of Tourettes as a "CUNT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is RAT'S COCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKWIT sorry for FELLATIO "hi-jacking" your PISS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKTARD this that really CLUSTERFUCK annoys me. I am working towards a ARSE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCK YOU article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FRED PHELPS, and making fun of a TOTAL horrible disorder is (not) HORSE PENIS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKER time.

Best DILDO regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DOG SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIVER CRABS SUCK reply

As RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GRASS MUD HORSE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIENANMEN SQUARE Westerners show is not an MELAMINE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHRISTIANITY degenerate capitalist culture in those CAPITALISM countries. When showing NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CENSORSHIP in countries STUDENT RIOTS leadership, those problems does not CHRISTIANITY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MINORITIES byproduct of your I LIKE BUSH capitalist society TIBETAN BUDDHISM.

Li Chiang “UIGURS” Wen

P.S. PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Regards to Andrew FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The LIMEY bastard who wrote this article. You can PISS UP MY ARSE punch him if you DAMN want to.

As a CONDOMS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough HIV NEGATIVE problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this BRITAIN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WIKIPEDIA RULES saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my GOD DAMMIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHITFUCKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SACRAMENTO and SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BULLSHIT BAND WITH 4 ASSHAT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JACK OFF HORSE! SHITFUCKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITFUCKER'S HOUSE

How FUDGEPACKER to BUTT-HOLE cure YID the BELLEND Tourette's TUBA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WHORE for ASSHOLE Tourette's I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! Syndrome ASSHAT is BASTARD following O CANADA these ASSHOLE rules THIS IS A RARE SWEAR in DYKE order:

  • 1: Avoid BUTTFUCKER immature WANK little LIMEY kids,
  • 2: Count to PIECE OF SHIT within ASSCRACK 10 COONseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your CROTCH SHITSKIN SAND NIGGER nor HOLY DUMB FUCK talk,
  • 4: Tell CRAPFUCKER yourself you TITS don't CUNT have FUCKING JUMP! this SON OF A BITCH disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PEARL NECKLACE WITH NASTY INJUN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DICK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHITFUCKER last straw GIVING HEAD!

I fucking put SHITE' my comment at the TOP OF THE TAFFY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BUKKAKE the TOP OF TOSSER THIS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITE offensive. CHOAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HELL people who try MASTURBATION to battle PECKERHEAD'SHITHEAD that tight-ass PISS 17-year-ASSCRACK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CONDOMS it now, but someone said SHIT' CLEVELAND STEAMER NIGGER TITS'HUMAN RIGHTS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HOMO is a laughing HELL matter. Plus there PISS OFF was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS Uncyclopedia, there are DICK IN A BOX articles BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK stuff. So GARBAGE DAY! that means WILLY WONKA stop getting mad at the CLEAN DRINKING WATER first part too and ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT talking about the SHIT LIKE A HORSE letter that it's MOLDY TITS mocking (what GOOK letter? I don't even know what BASTARD the heck you're talking about). Adrian DICKFACE hi self SHITHEAD even made a really CUNT good point. "It's DICK nothing more WOMEN'S RIGHTS from a head nod to a FUCKER knee tick". PEEPEE. Which I'll add DICKWAD onto FUCKFACE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! suffer that JACK OFF much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes MILF it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHIT be, because if I were a PISS OFF Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HORSE PENIS hilarious. If you MOCCASINS Want facts, go on WOODPECKERSHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll WOODPECKERSHIT be offended, don't read DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT the freaking MALARKY article anyway.

ASS BANGKOK DICK CHICKEN SHITFACE SHITFUCKER CUNT RAPE BALLS WILLY WONKA BLOWJOB

CONDOMS CLUSTERFUCK PENISFUCK BITCH MALARKY JUSTIN BIEBER CUNT TITS & DICKS FUCK SHITHEAD FELCHING DICKHEAD FAGGOT CUNT MALARKY SHITTY SHIT DOG FUCKER GOD DAMMIT BIRD SHIT MONKEY SHIT FUCKER GOD DAMMIT TACO SHITFACE YOU WANKER WOODPECKERSHIT AOL IPs FUCK OFF ABO SMEG DICKHEAD ASSHOLE DIRTY SANCHEZ BAT FUCK INSANE DUNE COON DAGO JUSTIN BIEBER ASS COON WIENER AMERICA ONLINE PRICK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PISS OFF MY ASS BALLS BONER MONKEY SHIT LIMEY SHITSLINGING FEMADOM ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP JAP DOUCHING DOM DeLUISE ORGASM WANK SCROTUM SHITFACE BULLSHIT YID CHINK DAMMIT DOUCHETITS VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING A JACKASS SHIT POLACK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PRICK GANGBANG HOMO JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SHITE FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN SAMUEL L. JACKSON FLAMEVIPER REDNECK O CANADA POMMIE DICKFACE JERK OFF BENCH PRESS suck my mothers JIGGABOO DICKLICK TWAT FUCKING MORGAN TSVANGIRAI VAGINA FUCKWIT ASS BELLEND I WILL KILL YOU! BALL SACK COCKSHITTER JAP WOODPECKERSHIT BIRD SHIT COCKSMOKER BALLS MOTHERFUCKER RAPE FROG FUCKING BASEBALL BALL SACK NIGNOG CAMEL FUCKER DOG SHIT MOCCASINS SAGGY TITS CUNNILINGUS COCKSMOKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHAKOPEE TURD SON OF A BITCH JUNGLE BUNNY RUSKIE DELICIOUS CAKE JOHN ELWAY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE HOLY DUMB FUCK WHITE RIGHTS FELCHING DOM DeLUISE ANAL DIABETES SHITSLINGING FUCK RHODESIA DOG SHIT HADJI KRAUT CLEVELAND STEAMER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! WHORE COON SCROTUM DYKE JERK OFF SHITFUCKER DICKFACE WANK PIG BALL SACK PISS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCK YOU ASSCRACK BULLSHIT PENIS FUCKTARD SHITFACE RUSTY TROMBONE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! 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MARGARET THATCHER CUNT SHITBALLS SHIT FLYING FUCK PISS INCEST WIGGER WEHATEMARIO FUCKWIT MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKING GENITALIA FUCKWIT SHITFACE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHIT SHITHEAD CLUSTERFUCK CTHULHU FHTAGN FUCKING A suck my mothers SHITFACE SHITFUCKER WALRUS SHIT CONDOMS WANK DONKEY DICK ARSE CUNT SHITBALLS DAMN LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT CHOAD HO YOU WANKER MONKEY SHIT KIKE CUNT JAP TITTYWANK SHIT NORTH KOREA HELL WIENER NEGRO SIGMUND FREUD BITCH FROG WOP GENITALIA FUCKSTAIN WANK HONKY JIZZ DYKE HELL FUCK OFF TITS & DICKS SUGAR FUCKING JACKASS SHIT RANDY TRAVIS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HEIL HITLER! CUNTSWILLING ASSHOLE WANK CUNTING ASSCRACK DONALD RUMSFELD WARNER MUSIC GROUP WANK POTTYMOUTH LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! D'OH FUCK YOU GRINGO JOHN ELWAY CUNT WINDOWS VISTA PISS ARTIST BASTARD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PICKANINNY PEDOPHILIA SHITE FUCK BUKKAKE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCK YID BASKETBALL SHITBALLS DAMN OH SHI– FOUR-EYES BITCH NORTH KOREA WOODPECKERSHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CUNNILINGUS CARPET MUNCHER CUNT SUCK MY COCK JACK ABRAMOFF ASS HELL ASS FASCIST BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKBAG BITCH JERRY FUCK YOU REDSKIN SCROTUM TITTIES FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PENIS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS INBRED FUCKHEAD CRAP SHIT ARSE COCK SPICY CUNT FUCK GREASER INBRED SHITFACE SHITFACE WIENER GOAT DICK FUCK OFF PENISFUCK COON DYKE BIRD SHIT MOTHERFUCKER VAGINA DOUCHING DICK PISS OFF CUNT ASSHOLE DICKLICK COON BAD MOTHERFUCKER EAT MY SHIT! FUCK INBRED COCK BUTT PIRATE GO COUNT YOUR DICK BOOBS HELL ANAL DIABETES BOYCOTT VIACOM! BUTTFUCKER JIZZ SHITHEAD ASSFACE BATHING SUIT AREA BASTARD ASSHOLE CLUSTERFUCK MARGARET THATCHER VENEREAL DISEASE CUNTRAG FUCKSTAIN BALLS SHITTY O CANADA OH SHI– HELLFUCKER YOU WANKER JACKASS TRANNY PENIS GRINGO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKFACE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD YOU WANKER CHAV AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FLYING FUCK TITTIES POWERSHIT HAIL SATAN! LENS CRAFTERS SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS SMEG BASTARD PENIS MALARKY MONKEY BALLS BENCH PRESS FROG SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FEWMETS SHITPISSER HELL CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TITTIES IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HAIL SATAN! LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CROTCH I'LL RAPE YOU TIT DIRT TWAT MONKEY'S UNCLE SUCK MY DICK KIDDY FIDDLER BENCH PRESS STRAWBERRY ASS MOTHERFUCKER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DAMN IT WANKER JERRY FUCKER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON RAT'S ASS FROG'S FAT ASS I'LL RAPE YOU PEDOPHILIA COCKSUCKER NAZI CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CRAP ON A STICK ASSRAPING PASTURE SHITTY ASS ARSEBADGERS TITTIES BITCH CUNT RAT'S COCK BONER CHIGGER FUCKTARD FUCKWIT STEVE BALLMER PORCUPINE'S BALLS DICKLICK EUROIPODS GOAT DICK DEVELOPERS! FUCKING JUMP! HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JACK OFF ARSE BUKKAKE JIGGABOO BUTT PIRATE DICK BOOBIES FRAK ASSHAT PRICK WANKER WIENER FUCK FUCKTARD TIMBER NIGGER LIMEY JACKASS CUNT CRAPPER MASTURBATION DAMN INCEST JACKASS DOUCHE NAZI COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BLUE PENIS! VAGINA SUCK MY DICK BOOBS CRACKER PISS ARTIST FUCKER PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT FLYING RAT'S ASS SACRAMENTO BLISTERING BARNACLES QUEEF SAMUEL L. JACKSON CHAV CUNT FELLATIO MOTHERFUCKER PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! SCROTUM FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKING PRICK SHITFACE WANK CHOAD SHITE BONER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITPISSER WANK EAT MY SHIT! DICKWAD ASSWIPE TENTACLE RAPE I WILL END YOU! DAMMIT PISS UP MY ARSE SHITE INBRED DILDO ASS FUCKBAG ASSHAT DAMN IT TIMBER NIGGER FUCKBAG CRAPPY FUCKTARD FUCK ORGASM LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT JENKEM BIBLE BASHER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKING BULLSHIT JACKASS ANAL DIABETES HITLER CUNTRAG SHIT SHITFUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK BIRD SHIT OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH FUCKER BASTARD DAMN CUNT CRAPPER DIPSHIT HELL BASTARD PUSSYLICKER WOP SPUNK BALLS ASSHAT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ALEX TREBEK CRAPFUCKER BOOBIES TWAT FLAMING ASS BADGER PRICK BUGGER OFF DOUCHE NAZI HORSE SHIT ASSCRACK PISS FUCKING WANKER PISS FUCK JIGGABOO DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER SHIT BIRD SHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL END YOU! ASSRAPING BRITNEY HELL PEARL NECKLACE CRAP MONKEY SHIT MOCCASINS BATHING SUIT AREA ASS SUCK MY DICK DIPSHIT FUCKING JUMP! AUTOFELLATIO HENTAI WANK DOUCHING FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK PENIS RAPE CHICKEN SHIT FELLATIO FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN RAINBOWS D'OH JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DOG FUCKER HITLER DIPSHIT AMERICA ONLINE BUKKAKE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BLUMPKIN DUMBASS DELICIOUS CAKE MALL SANTA CUNT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CUNTYMINTS DIPSHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WANK ASSHAT ASS BASTARD CUNT KIKE PEARL NECKLACE BEAVER 666 ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CAMEL FUCKER MALL SANTA FLAMING ASS BADGER RAGHEAD MOTHERFUCKER WALRUS SHIT FELLATIO WANK SEX COCKSHITTER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CHOAD and with the BASTARD and his JIZZ of girraffes in which CUNT while reading about CLEMEN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CUNTRAG also

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