Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DUMBASS neurochemical FUCK disorder DOUCHEBAG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITFACE, sudden TOWELHEAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PAKI or FEMADOM vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NIGGER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CUNTRAG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may LET'S SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITTING DICK NIPPLES by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNTBUCKET BITCH words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITHEAD utterFUCKance of socially CHOAD objectionable words).
CONDOMS Tourette's is FUCKBAG not to be FUCK confused with ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MASTURBATION chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BELGIUM random WETBACK disorientation, culturally-WIENER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BONER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BOYCOTT VIACOM! language, TITS & DICKS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky COON souvenir shoppes and massive BITCH quantities MONKEY SHIT of ANAL DIABETES DAMN garbage.
Darnit.
A FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK Polite Note to the ON CRACK Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JUSTIN BIEBER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PISSHOLE article FAG funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSRAPING I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKFACE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITCOCK.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DILDO Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BASTARD Tourrette's sufferers BEAVER swear. You can TIT SPRINKLES blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST TV, for always focusing on the NIGGER TITS bad side of a terrible TITS & DICKS thing.
- The main DAMN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PRICK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKTARD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SON OF A BITCH knee TOWELHEAD NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is EAT MY SHIT! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PAGE BLANKING school for FUCKING something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TIT SPRINKLES sufferers to become PUSSY manically depressed and BASTARD commit FUCKSTAIN suicide.
- There is no HADJI cure, and the GIVING HEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSCRACK tics often have adverse PUSSY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DICKFACE perodol" which caused my entire SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS body to go DAMN numb and POMMIE basically made it NIGGA! worse than DICK it is without the BASTARD drug.
I am an active member of a SCROTUM tourette syndrome GOD DAMN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PISS the DAMN public view of Tourettes as a "666 swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CLUSTER FUCK much much (hand spasms) more...
I am BASTARD sorry for CAMEL JOCKEY "hi-jacking" your ARSE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PISS ARTIST this that really FUCKSTAIN annoys me. I am working towards a CROTCH better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BOOBIES article. Remember, everything here is meant to be INJUN, and making fun of a DOUCHE horrible disorder is (not) PENIS ON A STICK funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WIKIPEDIA time.
Best TURD regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “FUCKFACE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese HUMAN RIGHTS reply
As POISON IN BABY FORMULA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are UIGURS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GRASS MUD HORSE Westerners show is not an I LIKE BUSH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBET degenerate capitalist culture in those NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS countries. When showing MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TANK MAN in countries RIGHT WING leadership, those problems does not TIANENMEN SQUARE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT MOVEMENT byproduct of your DALAI LAMA capitalist society PANCHEN LAMA.
Li Chiang “BUDDHIST MONK” Wen
P.S. FLYING FUCK Regards to Andrew HOLY DUMB FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply
As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?
Mpopo “SALISBURY” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHIT saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my JIZZ intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine SHITFACE Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are DICK TITS and BASTARD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with HORSE PENIS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ARSEBADGERS BAND WITH 4 SHITSLINGING MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKFACE HORSE! SHITFACE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITFACE'S HOUSE
How I'LL RAPE YOU to SHAKOPEE cure TURD the TURD Tourette's BULLSHIT Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment RAPE for ORGASM Tourette's COCKING FUCKBOROUGH Syndrome WIENER is SHITFACE following SPIC these YOUTUBE, BITCH rules SACRAMENTO in DIPSHIT order:
- 1: Avoid JACKASS immature BIRD IN THE HOUSE little PIG kids,
- 2: Count to TITTYWANK within MALARKY 10 SON OF A BITCHseconds,
- 3: Do not open your PUSSY BUTTFUCKER QUEEF nor PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT talk,
- 4: Tell AUTOFELLATIO yourself you LAKE TITICACA don't FUCKWIT have JACKASS this FUCKING A disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK LIMEY WITH NASTY SCROTUM DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PICKANINNY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the SHITFACE last straw COCK!
I fucking put CAMEL FUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE WIKIPEDIA PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DAMN IT the TOP OF FRIG THIS BORDER HOPPER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASSFACE offensive. FUCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TWAT people who try TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE to battle JOHN ELWAY'YUKKY DOODY that tight-ass BITCH 17-year-MOTHERFUCKER—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PORCH MONKEY it now, but someone said GIVING HEAD' NECROPHILIA FUCKSTAIN'CHALICE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKTARD is a laughing COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK matter. Plus there ASSFACE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DAMMIT Uncyclopedia, there are POLACK articles MACACA about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GOD DAMMIT stuff. So ASSHAT that means GENITALIA stop getting mad at the NIGGER first part too and SNUFF PORN talking about the SUCK MY COCK letter that it's JACK ABRAMOFF mocking (what COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT letter? I don't even know what ASSRAMMER the heck you're talking about). Adrian FRAK hi self BIG FOOT even made a really BEANER good point. "It's FUCK nothing more DICKFACE from a head nod to a SHITFUCKER knee tick". SHITE. Which I'll add SAND NIGGER onto WILLY WONKA saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't KIKE suffer that SHITE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DAMN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CHICKEN FRIES be, because if I were a TOWELHEAD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HITLER hilarious. If you JESSE McCARTNEY Want facts, go on POWERSHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BATHING SUIT AREA be offended, don't read AY-AY-AY the freaking CAMEL JOCKEY article anyway.
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I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! GREASER GOD DAMN BUGFUCK BITCH CHRISTIANITY SHITCUNTING BALL SACK FLYING FUCK HELL FROG'S FAT ASS DICKHEAD YID SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ YOU WANKER FUCKTARD DOODIE HEAD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHUT UP, MEG! SHITSKIN BULLSHIT MILF JIGGABOO WOP FUCKWIT SHITHEAD RUSTY TROMBONE I'LL RAPE YOU COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK SHITE FUCKBAG CHOAD KISSER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! WOP ASSHAT FUCK A DUCK BOOBS CROTCH JOHNNY FUCK YOU BASTARD ASS WANK SHITFUCKER BULLSHIT SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITSKIN SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BASTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS NIPPLES FUCK FUCK AUTOFELLATIO DIPSHIT pen0r POLAK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ASSRAPING WIENER DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMN IT ASSHAT FUCKHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HADJI I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHITTY POMMIE EAT MY SHIT! QUEEF REDNECK FUCKTARD BUKKAKE DEMOCRACY NIGGER JACKASS CUM BULLSHIT TRANNY CROTCH FUCKSTAIN VAGINA GO COUNT YOUR DICK PEARL NECKLACE MALARKY DUNE COON FLYING FUCK DOG FUCKER KRAUT FUCKER FUCK DAMN SHITCUNTING TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DAMMIT ASSHOLE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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SHITHEAD MORGAN TSVANGIRAI MONKEY SHIT WANK CRACKER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS COCKSMOKER [Insert yet another person's name here] SHITCUNTING NIPPLES SCUMBAG NIGNOG CAMEL JOCKEY DICKFACE BULLSHIT TITS JOHN SMILEY FACE YUKKY DOODY SCROTUM MONKEY SHIT MOCKIE FASHION BUG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS QUEEF LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BASTARD HELL ANUSCAKE COCK PEEPEE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SEX TWISTY VAGINA CUNT MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITFACE CUNNILINGUS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS JESSE McCARTNEY TAFFY ASSRAMMER DICKLICK PRICK DONKEY PUNCHER PISS BUGFUCK MONKEY BALLS DOUCHE NAZI ORGASM INBRED TIBET SLOPE SHITCOCK ASSHAT POMMIE BASTARD PISS ARTIST P'KANG HELL FELCHMONKEY POOPY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SOD SHITSLINGING PISS OFF GARBAGE DAY! FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH RAGHEAD SHITE PEARL NECKLACE FUCK CHOAD WILLY WONKA DAMN IT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DONALD RUMSFELD [EXPLETIVE] INCEST DIPSHIT LET'S SHIT EUROIPODS FIRECROTCH HOT GRITS FUCKHEAD TONY LA RUSSA FUCK YOU NIPPLES ASSBANDIT WILLY WONKA WANKER COCKSTUFFER JACKASS SHIT VAGINA TITWANK SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITCOCK NEGRO RAT'S COCK FUCKING JUMP! DOUCHING I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT DOUCHING TWAT TITMOUSE PAKI FUDGEPACKER JIZZ WHITE POWER BOB SAGET CRAPPY SPUNK PISS ARTIST DAGO NEGRO SUCK A BIG DICK TWAT ASSHOLE FRAK DAMN MOCCASINS CONDOMS CUNT CUM SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CHICKEN SHIT GANGBANG BITCH BASTARD BLUMPKIN BITCH SHITHEAD BORDER HOPPER PUSSY CLEMEN DILDO ASSHAT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASSCRACK DOUCHING INJUN I WILL KILL YOU! RAT'S ASS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA HORSE SHIT DICK CHICKEN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TWAT ASSWIPE RAPE SHIT SHITE MASTURBATION CROTCH SHITHEAD 30 CASES OF PICKLES YOU WANKER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SHIT LIKE A HORSE DILDO ANAL ANAL BITCH TACO BIGNOSE FUCK YOU JAP DICKLICK SPIC DAMMIT FUCK HOLY DUMB FUCK MOTHERFUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO BALLS GRINGO FELCHING SHITE DIRTY SANCHEZ WIENER EXTRA LONG PENIS I AM CORNHOLIO! SON OF A BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS LET'S SHIT PIECE OF SHIT SON OF A BITCH SPIC PISS FIRECROTCH HELL ANAL ASSCRACK SPUNK PUSSY BULLSHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CUNT CLUSTER FUCK COCK CHUFF TITTYWANK ARSE WHORE AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! DAMN KIKE COON SHITE TWAT BALL SACK O KURWA! GO HOME AND DIE TENTACLE RAPE BUGGER OFF WARNER MUSIC GROUP ASSWIPE NECROPHILIA PIECE OF SHIT ASSWIPE HELL SEX FUCKTARD VAGINA BALL SACK BUTT PIRATE FROG'S FAT ASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST URINE-GARGLING GOAT DICK NEOPETS WALRUS SHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA DICK SHITHEAD FUCK BUGGER OFF DOUCHING SCUMBUCKET DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE I WILL END YOU! DONKEY DICK WEHATEMARIO WANK VAGINA NIGNOG HELL LENS CRAFTERS DIPSHIT VAGINA LOGJAMMER BASTARD TOTAL ASSHOLE JACK OFF FUCKSTAIN FELLATIO PRICK PEDOPHILIA DOUCHE NAZI CUNTBUCKET CLEMEN FUCK OFF TWAT BIRD SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS YOU WANKER REDNECK MOTHERFUCKER ANAL NEGRO FUCKING JUMP! 30 CASES OF PICKLES PUNANI MALARKY CHINK NAZI CUNTBUCKET NIGGER NIGGER NAZI FAGGOT JERRY HADJI TITS & DICKS DONKEY DICK TOWELHEAD SHIT SON OF A BITCH CUNT BITCH GO HOME AND DIE DAMN SHITE REDSKIN CTHULHU FHTAGN DAMMIT WIENER KRAUT YUKKY DOODY SHITSLINGING BALL SACK BONG PAKI BULLCRAP FUCKHEAD BOOBS MALARKY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITCOCK TITWANK RAT'S COCK DAMN IT BELGIUM CUNT PRICK POLESMOKER SCUMBAG FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CHRISTHUMPER BALL SACK SHIT NAZI DOT HEAD BLISTERING BARNACLES GOOK BUGGER OFF FUCKWIT BASTARD GOATSE ABO NAZI COON pen0r BOOBS SPANK THE MONKEY RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST FUCKTARD WETBACK GREASER SHITTY WANK BRITNEY BALL SACK CUNTRAG DARTH VADER JACK OFF JAP SHIT FU SPANG SPANK THE MONKEY PENISBIRD FUCKING TOTAL NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DONKEY DICK YUKKY DOODY CROTCH DOUCHETITS MACACA DYKE HELL MARGARET THATCHER SHITFACE DOUCHEBAG VENEREAL DISEASE VANDAL GANGBANG SHITHEAD CROTCH TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SLOPE DONKEY PUNCHER CLUSTER FUCK SOD GANGBANG COCKSUCKER ABO SHITSLINGING AUTOFELLATIO DAGO FAGGOT GOD DAMN FUCK OFF PICKANINNY INBRED GYPSY ORGASM JACKASS SHIT BEANER HO SCUMBUCKET BAT FUCK INSANE QUEEF POLAK CHOAD DUNE COON FUCKER BEAVER RAGHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX [Insert silly non-swear here] TAFFY SCROTUM RAT'S ASS SAND NIGGER DUMBASS BUKKAKE ASSCRACK CUNNILINGUS COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK RAPE DICKFACE FEWMETS BASTARD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BUTTFUCKER CUNTSWILLING NAZI TITWANK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SON OF A BITCH CLUSTER FUCK RAPE CUNT LAPPER AUTOFELLATIO I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! MOCCASINS BUTTFUCKER ASS FUCK YOU TITS & DICKS TAMPON IN MY ASS BUKKAKE NIGNOG RAT'S ASS FRITZ PISS BALLS DUMBASS HENTAI FUCKING A SEX DUMBASS CHINK FUCK A DUCK MOCKIE ASSFACE DICKHEAD TURD YID DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN VAGINA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FELCHING BITCH BITCH PISS SCUMBAG REBECCA BLACK FUCKFACE FUCKING ASS PEARL NECKLACE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? NICARAGUA DAMN BIG FOOT COCKSHITTER MALARKY MOZILLA FIREFOX HELL SCUMBAG SHITSLINGING SAND NIGGER DOUCHING GANGBANG FUCKING FUCKFACE WANK DICKFACE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DICKWAD PENIS ON A STICK FOUR-EYES FELCHING DOUCHE NAZI HOSER WANK ASSWIPE SPANK THE MONKEY NEGRO MONKEY SHIT SLOPE DUMBASS GOD DAMMIT REDSKIN SHITFUCKER SHITBALLS SHITTY GYPSY ORGASM ASSHAT BITCH TAMPONS HONKY PORCH MONKEY NI YID SCUMBAG BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BUGGER FUCKWIT BITCH FELCHING HELL ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BITCH FUCKING HELL PEEPEE COMMUNIST DILDO POOPY CRAPPY FRED PHELPS ASSCRACK KIKE CHIGGER BOOBIES BORDER HOPPER YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN CHIGGER PIG CONDOMS SHIT MOCKIE WOP EPIDIDYMIS ASS ASS SOD OFF WIGGER DICK CHICKEN HELLFIRE CLIT CHOAD SHITCOCK NIGGER SHITCUNTING DUNE COON I'LL RAPE YOU HADJI GOATSE EPIDIDYMIS MASTURBATION FUCKTARD CHIGGER PUNANI FUCK CHIGGER BLUMPKIN FUCKER CUNT CRAPPER FUCK YOU FUCKFACE BORDER HOPPER PENIS FAG COMMUNISM IS STUPID JERK OFF KRAUT JIZZ FENCE JUMPER DICK BUGGER FAGGOT DICKWAD YOU WANKER DILDO LOLCAT SHITHEAD FEWMETS SEX NAZI PENIS CLEMEN WALRUS SHIT SHITCUNTING FUCKHEAD DUMBASS PISS KRAUT CHICKEN SHIT FUCK YOU MONKEY BALLS MOTHERFUCKER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BIRD IN THE HOUSE DAMN IT FRITZ BOOBIES FLYING RAT'S ASS WHITE POWER PISS ARTIST FUCKBAG HORSE SHIT CHALICE ASSCRACK BIGNOSE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNNILINGUS DYKE DICK CHICKEN BORDER HOPPER MOZILLA FIREFOX FALUN GONG GOD DAMN WALRUS SHIT FUCKFACE POISON IN TOOTHPASTE CONAN O'BRIAN SUCK A BIG DICK MALARKY URINE-GARGLING CLIT FUCKHEAD SAMUEL L. JACKSON MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE NICARAGUA GOD DAMMIT ORGASM EAT MY SHIT! CHRISTHUMPER SHITBALLS INJUN GOD DAMMIT PUSSY DIPSHIT NECROPHILIA BUTTFUCKER INCEST NECROPHILIA CUNT CUNT MONKEY BALLS DAMNED TABERNACLE PIGS MIGHT FLY ASSWIPE GANGBANG SUITCASE PENIS JIGGABOO BIGNOSE TWAT PRICK FUCKHEAD BITCH SAGGY TITS WANK FUCKFACE BUTTFUCKER BASTARD PENIS ON A STICK MONKEY SHIT BASTARD PANCHEN LAMA JACKASS I WILL KILL YOU! LAKE TITICACA SHITFACE FLYING FUCK BITCH CLUSTER FUCK BUGGER HOCKEY GRINGO COCKSMOKER FUCK DICK CHICKEN DICKLICK PIG RUSKIE MICK FRIG TRANNY SON OF A BITCH LIMEY PISS OFF SIGMUND FREUD WETBACK BUTTFUCKER MOCKIE FUCKTARD SCROTUM FEMADOM COCKSUCKER ASS FROG'S FAT ASS HORSE SHIT DAMN IT SAGGY TITS ASSHAT FRIG POMMIE CUNT LAPPER SUCK MY COCK MILF VAGINA YOU WANKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT ABO DAMN FEMADOM TITS & DICKS MOTHERFUCKER ASS WETBACK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PUSSYLICKER MOLDY TITS BUTT-HOLE GANGBANG BOB SAGET DAMNATION BUGGER OFF HELL FUCKING JUMP! ARSE FROG FUCKTARD MOZILLA FIREFOX DELICIOUS CAKE RICK MORANIS BUGGER OFF SOD OFF PISS OFF EAT MY SHIT! ASS DOG SHIT COCK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK GOATSE CLIT STEVE BALLMER PISS OFF OH SHI– POLACK SCUMBAG SON OF A BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKTARD TURD JACK ABRAMOFF VENEREAL DISEASE PISS DAMN IT GOATSE CHENEY SUITCASE PENIS ASS MALL SANTA NAZI CUM CUNNILINGUS I WILL END YOU! SUCK MY COCK BIG FOOT WANK DICKHEAD ASS PUSSY FUCK YOU ASSWIPE WANK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCK I WILL KILL YOU! I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! VAGINA COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DICKFACE ASSWIPE I WILL KILL YOU! ASSHAT BITCH NAZI COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT RICK MORANIS FUCKTARD PUSSY GOBSHITE TWAT FUCKSTAIN GO COUNT YOUR DICK BIRD SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA GYPSY LAKE TITICACA ASSCRACK CHIGGER DAMMIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOD DAMMIT CUNT BALLS BITCH NIGGER TALK PAGES HELLFIRE CLIT FUCK YOU WANKER DAMN WANK JACKASS DICK GOD BLESS AMERICA SEX SCROTUM NAZI NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JACKASS TIT SPRINKLES FROG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKING A RAT'S ASS SHITE POLACK SHITE RAT'S ASS FELCHING THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS SAND NIGGER PENIS ON A BUN AMERICA ONLINE FRIG TITTIES ROSIE O'DONNELL VAGINA COON PRICK ARSEBADGERS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CLUSTER FUCK BUTTFUCKER JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKSTAIN BELLEND FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD BOLLOCKS SUCK MY COCK CAMEL FUCKER MALL SANTA FRAK VENEREAL DISEASE WANKER RICK MORANIS CUNTING ASSCRACK HOMO FUCK BEAVER SHITE RUSTY TROMBONE CHENEY BEAVER RAT'S COCK TWAT GENITALIA WANK THONG TASTER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!
How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink NECROPHILIA SHITCOCK YOU SUCK BALLS
PISSHOLE BITCH PENIS DOUCHETITS DICKHEAD BALL SACK HATE HATE HAT DOUCHETITS HEIL HITLER! BASTARD GYPSY AUTOFELLATIO FLYING RAT'S ASS [expletive deleted] GOD DAMN ASS WANK FUCK OFF TRANNY RUSTY TROMBONE CUM DONKEY PUNCHER DICKFACE REBECCA BLACK MARY WHITEHOUSE FOUR-EYES WANKER AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK FUCKER BASTARD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DUMBASS ORGASM FUCKFACE REDNECK PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! CAMEL JOCKEY ASSHOLE FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH MOZILLA FIREFOX [expletive deleted] TACO HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING TWO-INCH PENIS CHINK CARPET MUNCHER BITCH BITCH DAMN ASSHOLE JIZZ MICK ASS CUNNILINGUS WANKSPLAT WOP PORCH MONKEY KIKE GRINGO CHOAD SHITE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CLEMEN FAG CLUSTER FUCK DUMBASS SEMEN GRUE RAPE CROTCH FAGGOT RANDY TRAVIS FELCHING ASSHOLE BELLEND MOTHERFUCKER COCKSHITTER MASTURBATION Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive HEIL HITLER! and with the HADJI and his ASSRAPING of girraffes in which FUCK while reading about BITCH!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See SOD also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- PENIS
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is FUCKHEAD funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its SHIT subject. If you do not find it funny SHITFACE, it is probably because you are an INBRED JAP ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. TITWANK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a BUTT PIRATE joke loses its humour SUCK COCKS IN HELL! when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so CC PLZ ignorant, then you wouldn't have DAMN IT needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! SHITTY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD JIGGABOO ASSCRACK BENCH PRESS!!!!!I <3 COCK |
