Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASS'MOTHERFUCKER'DAMN IT'BOON'JIZZ'SUCK MY COCK'PORCUPINE'S BALLS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or INBRED neurochemical FUCK disorder CHING CHONG CHINK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ABO, sudden GOBSHITE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements GREASER or DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FAGGOT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DYKE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ARSE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ANAL words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat AUTOFELLATIO FLYING RAT'S ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITHEAD utterFUCKance of socially AY-AY-AY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FELLATIO television programs to address SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

MACACA Tourette's is BASTARD not to be DELICIOUS CAKE confused with TURD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WANKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WEHATEMARIO random CRAP disorientation, culturally-ANUSCAKE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BALL SACK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PISS ARTIST language, GENITALIA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ABO DAMN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FLYING FUCK souvenir shoppes and massive LET'S SHIT quantities SON OF A BITCH of ANAL DIABETES GOD DAMN garbage.

Darnit.

A ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT Polite Note to the HELLFIRE Author:

The NIGNOG Tourette's pen0r Research Institute was FLYING FUCK founded to CRAP.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BOLLOCKS article WANK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HELL I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JACK OFF changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance OSTRICH MY ASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about KAFFIR Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SUITCASE PENIS Tourrette's sufferers FELCHMONKEY swear. You can SHITFACE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame HAIL SATAN! TV, for always focusing on the ASS bad side of a terrible FUCK thing.
• The main D'OH symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HELL' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small lowercase knee NIGGER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ASSFACE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PISS OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD school for BUTT PIRATE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA sufferers to become CLEVELAND STEAMER manically depressed and SHITSLINGING commit BASTARD suicide.
• There is no GENITALIA cure, and the DONKEY PUNCHER drugs that are available to, "calm" the CAMEL JOCKEY tics often have adverse SCUMBAG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BUGGER perodol" which caused my entire FUDGEPACKER body to go CUNT numb and SPUNK basically made it NIGGA! worse than REDNECK it is without the FUCKWIT drug.

I am an active member of a SHIT tourette syndrome YOU WANKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HELL the TAMPONS public view of Tourettes as a "PISS ARTIST swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BASTARD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SUGARTITS sorry for FUCK "hi-jacking" your DARTH VADER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! this that really FUCK annoys me. I am working towards a DOUCHING better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TOSSER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE, and making fun of a PISS ARTIST horrible disorder is (not) OSTRICH MY ASS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BRITNEY time.

Best I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SAND NIGGER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese I LIKE BUSH reply

As GOOGLE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROXY SITES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill I LIKE BUSH Westerners show is not an PANCHEN LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those RIVER CRABS SUCK countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TANK MAN in countries FREEDOM OF SPEECH leadership, those problems does not CULT OF THE DEAD COW occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT PROTESTS byproduct of your DISSIDENTS capitalist society RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “DALAI LAMA” Wen

P.S. CUNTYMINTS Regards to Andrew NAZI Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can BOOBS punch him if you BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you LGBT RIGHTS remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKING A saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my BONG intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ABO Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are RAT'S ASS and GIVING HEAD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SPUNK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HEIL HITLER! BAND WITH 4 CHICKEN FRIES MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TITWANK HORSE! ABO IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ABO'S HOUSE

How ASS to TWAT cure CLEMEN the OSTRICH MY ASS Tourette's FUCKFACE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TOSSER for POMMIE Tourette's BULLCRAP Syndrome TIMBER NIGGER is FUCKTARD following RAGHEAD these CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE rules JACKASS in TOSSER order:

• 1: Avoid WOODPECKERSHIT immature FRAK little FEMADOM kids,
• 2: Count to GOBSHITE within FUCKING 10 SHITBALLSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BITCH BALLS HORSE SHIT nor SHITFUCKER talk,
• 4: Tell DIPSHIT yourself you BASTARD don't SHITFUCKER have BASTARD this GREASER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CLIT WITH NASTY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ABO last straw pen0r!

I fucking put PISSHOLE' my comment at the TOP OF THE I'LL RAPE YOU PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS the TOP OF BUTTFUCKER THIS SHAKOPEE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DAMNED TABERNACLE offensive. FUCKHEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to COCKGOBLIN people who try POMMIE to battle CHUFF'WANK that tight-ass FUCK YOU 17-year-O KURWA!—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TITWANK it now, but someone said CLIT' POLESMOKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE'HELLFIRE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! is a laughing CUNNILINGUS matter. Plus there SHITTY was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! Uncyclopedia, there are SPANK THE MONKEY articles SHITSLIDE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK stuff. So FUCKING A that means JOHNNY stop getting mad at the CUNT first part too and KRAUT talking about the PEARL NECKLACE letter that it's SHITE mocking (what O CANADA letter? I don't even know what MOZILLA FIREFOX the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHIT hi self LIKE FATHER LIKE SON even made a really DAMN IT good point. "It's FUCK YOU nothing more I RAPE WALRUSES! from a head nod to a JIZZ knee tick". FUCK. Which I'll add WANK onto COON saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT suffer that BOOBIES much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PENIS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ARSE be, because if I were a AUTOFELLATIO Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DELICIOUS CAKE hilarious. If you PUSSYLICKER Want facts, go on TOSSER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BORDER HOPPER be offended, don't read GOD DAMMIT the freaking COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS article anyway.

ASSHOLE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CLIT CUNTYMINTS FELLATIO MONKEY'S UNCLE THONG TASTER JIGGABOO SHITHEAD DICKHEAD

DUMBASS ASSCRACK PRICK BAT FUCK INSANE DICKWAD PISS FUCKFACE JAP BITCH BULLCRAP RAT'S COCK ASSRAPING LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PENISPENISPENIS!!! SEMEN SHIT FUCKWIT FUCKING DAMN IT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BALL SACK BAD MOTHERFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO DICKHEAD SHITE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM STEVE BALLMER BULLSHIT FUCKHEAD MONKEY SHIT GENITALIA SCUMBUCKET MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FREE ELECTIONS CUNT CLEMEN BASTARD DOUCHEBAG JACKASS SHIT BASTARD CUM COCK DOODIE HEAD BUTT PIRATE SAGGY TITS RAT'S ASS SHITFACE FUCK YOU CUNT ART METAL PRODUCTS DONKEY PUNCHER CHOAD BULLCRAP RAPE FUCK OFF I'LL RAPE YOU HELL PUSSYLICKER DAMMIT [expletive deleted] FRAK NIPPLES TACO POMMIE WOP FUCKFACE CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK YOU GOBSHITE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CUNTING ASSCRACK TAMPONS WIGGER SOD FUCKER FUCKWIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM COCKSUCKER ASSWIPE SHITE FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BULLSHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BOON ASSFACE PISS DUMBASS WIENER BANGKOK DOUCHETITS INBRED BITCH CHINK FUCKSTAIN ARSEBADGERS ASSCRACK RAT'S ASS SHITSKIN MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE PRICK DAMN FUCKWIT YOGHURT CANNON TWAT RAT'S ASS ASS PISS COMMUNIST DILDO BLUE PENIS! ASS BULLCRAP PEARL NECKLACE FUCK GRASS MUD HORSE DOM DeLUISE SUCK MY DICK FLYING FUCK DAMN IT RUSKIE [EXPLETIVE] SCROTUM SPUNK MOTHERFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK DICK IN A BOX FLYING FUCK CUM NAZI RUSKIE SHITE BAT FUCK INSANE YOU WANKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DIRTY SANCHEZ CHINA IS CAPITALIST SOD EAT MY SHIT! CHIGGER CHUFF PISS ARTIST DICK TITS ASSWIPE PENIS FELLATIO HELLFUCKER SUCK MY DICK FELCHING AUTOFELLATIO GOATSE CLIT FUCK DICKHEAD GO HOME AND DIE PISS CAMEL FUCKER FUCKWIT BASTARD FELCHING REDNECK SUGARTITS FUCKFACE PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE BIGNOSE BONER TOWELHEAD BALL SACK EPIDIDYMIS POMMIE NIPPLES FELCHING SHITBALLS CARPET MUNCHER JACKASS VAGINA I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK YOU WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! PORCH MONKEY TESTICLE CHOKE BIRD SHIT NEGRO LIMEY CUNNILINGUS GOATSE MAMA MIA RUSTY TROMBONE CRAPFUCKER FUCKSTAIN SHIT MALARKY DOG FUCKER WANK TACO WINDOWS VISTA PUSSYLICKER DAMN IT FUCKSTAIN PRICK GOD DAMMIT DAMNATION SCROTUM SCROTUM JAP DICK 30 CASES OF PICKLES ARSE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKER CLUSTERFUCK SEMEN PIXIES ABO DONKEY PUNCHER CHICKEN FRIES ASSHOLE BITCH ANAL FUCKTARD BEANER BITCH WOP FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK TITWANK RAT'S COCK COCKGOBLIN GOOK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CUNTRAG FELLATIO CUNNILINGUS CUM NIPPLES SHIT NAZI QUEEF MALARKY NIPPLES PIG ART METAL PRODUCTS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DAMMIT EAT MY SHIT! THONG TASTER SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS DAMNATION BLUMPKIN BITCH DUMBASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DICKLICK SCUMBAG YOU WANKER VAGINA YID CUNT CUNTSWILLING CLUSTERFUCK TESTICLE CHOKE VAGINA SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SON OF A BITCH FAGGOT HONKY SOAPY TITWANK DILDO ASS COON ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS REDSKIN TITWANK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CONAN O'BRIAN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMMIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! VENEREAL DISEASE JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKFACE WIENER JUNGLE BUNNY FELLATIO ASSFACE FEWMETS ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCKTARD TOSSER YOU WANKER ASSFACE ART METAL PRODUCTS 666 ASSHAT DONKEY PUNCHER FLYING FUCK DICKFACE FUCKHEAD CUNTRAG BUGGER OFF COLGATE PISS ARTIST FUCKING A FUCK A DUCK WALRUS SHIT SHITBALLS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKSTAIN TACO DICK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SHIT CUM FUCKER FRITZ FLYING FUCK FUCKTARD WANKSPLAT WANK JAP I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITCOCK ORGASM GENITALIA JAP FUCK PORCH MONKEY GOATSE FUCKTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST REBECCA BLACK INCEST FUCK YOU DOUCHING BEAVER CAMEL FUCKER WANKSPLAT RAPE DUMBASS DAMNATION JOHNNY CHOAD CRAPMUNCHER DICKHEAD KIKE BUNG-HOLE FAG SHITCOCK BUTTFUCKER BULLSHIT FUCK SHITTY SHITSLINGING YOUR MOM I'LL RAPE YOU NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SAMUEL L. JACKSON JACKASS BALLS FUCK BASTARD COMMUNIST DILDO SHITCUNTING COON BOYCOTT VIACOM! TAFFY JACKASS SHIT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! I AM CORNHOLIO! FOREIGN CURRENCY JERRY CRACKER FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE WIENER BELLEND DONKEY PUNCHER SHITFUCKER COLGATE SPANK THE MONKEY WOODPECKERSHIT ASSCRACK BUGGER DICK CHICKEN WIENER POLAK MACACA SHITFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK FUCK YOU MACACA COLGATE DICKHEAD FUCKWIT DOUCHE STEVE BALLMER CLUSTERFUCK CUNT CLUSTERFUCK DICKFACE FUCK A DUCK DICKHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MASTURBATION CHINK PUNANI DAMN IT PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKSTAIN ANAL MOSES CHICKEN SHIT BITCH FUCKSTAIN FRAK FUCKSTAIN GENITALIA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BANGKOK GOBSHITE MOTHERFUCKER POMMIE CHICKEN FRIES POLESMOKER BEANER CHOAD ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN WALRUS SHIT FELCHMONKEY PORCH MONKEY DOM DeLUISE ASSCRACK MILF TACO DIRTY SANCHEZ BELLEND ASSCRACK COON JACK OFF GIVING HEAD DICK CHICKEN PORCUPINE'S BALLS SCUMBAG CUNT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT YID MICK FROG PISS OFF SHITE VAGINA GANGBANG PISS BITCH CUNTRAG FLYING FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS HELL WOP SHITFUCKER NIPPLES RAT'S ASS BALL SACK CLUSTERFUCK FUCKER BEANER ASS GOD DAMN SHIT FUCKER CUNT SHITFUCKER FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CUNTSWILLING FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD PISS BASTARD PEARL NECKLACE FEMADOM FLYING FUCK PUSSY KNOBJOCKEY FUCKING A HOLY DUMB FUCK TITWANK NECROPHILIA SIGMUND FREUD TITTYWANK SWIMMING POOL PUNANI MALARKY HITLER ASS FASCIST CLEMEN PORCH MONKEY CUNNILINGUS SLOPE TIENANMEN SQUARE TAFFY CHAV MOCCASINS PIG BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKWIT SHITFACE PUSSYLICKER JACKASS SHIT NIPPLES TURD SAND NIGGER FRITZ TIT DIRT DICKFACE VENEREAL DISEASE CRACKER JAP ASS FASCIST WIENER DUNE COON SOD SHITSKIN SHITHEAD I WILL KILL YOU! BUTTFUCKER DICKLICK FUCKWIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMMIT BIGNOSE SOD OFF TITTYWANK CLIT TOWELHEAD GOD DAMN TITWANK AUTOFELLATIO BAD MOTHERFUCKER BITCH JOHNNY PISS OFF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CROTCH PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! RAT'S COCK JIZZ SEMEN FUCKSTAIN BASTARD JIZZ INBRED ASSFACE GOD DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER BITCH SHIT CHINK SHIT FRAK RECTUM RAIDER JACKASS SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DUMBASS HOSER PRICK ASSWIPE DONKEY PUNCHER DICKLICK WETBACK SEX JUSTIN BIEBER MOTHERFUCKER POLAK EPIDIDYMIS PISS ARTIST DUMBASS THONG TASTER DAMNED TABERNACLE WILLY WONKA CLIT DICKHEAD SHIT SUGAR DUMBASS DOUCHE NEOPETS SHITE FENCE JUMPER POLESMOKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN NIGGER WIKIPEDIA FUCKFACE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT INCEST WHORE FROG'S FAT ASS HELLFUCKER DIPSHIT TITTIES SLOPE DAMMIT CUNTBUCKET WANK MALL SANTA MAMA MIA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS YID FUCKSTAIN SHIT JACK OFF DOM DeLUISE BORDER HOPPER ASS SHITCOCK INCEST FUCK EMO SHITHEAD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHITCOCK CAPTAIN CRUNCH BRITNEY MOTHERFUCKER FUCK HOMO CUNT SHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE SACRED JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASSHOLE BITCH DONKEY DICK DOUCHE RAPE BLUE PENIS! BIG FOOT PISS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES TWISTY VAGINA FUCK OFF GANGBANG ANAL TURD CUNT BUTT PIRATE GOBSHITE MOTHERFUCKER FUCK BITCH SEX TAMPONS WANK DICK IN A BOX BUGGER SHITE GOAT DICK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! WANK ASSFACE GIVING HEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GOD DAMN YOUR MOM WOODPECKERSHIT TITS & DICKS NIGGER FUCKER DILDO DAMN MOTHERFUCKER WANK BLOWJOB PENIS BITCH WANK DICKHEAD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BLUMPKIN HOMO PISS ARTIST GRINGO FUCKTARD SHIT CHOAD PISS ARSE SHITSLINGING NAZI PECKERHEAD FUCK ASSFACE SHITHEAD HAIL SATAN! RUSTY TROMBONE ANUSCAKE CANDY FROG'S FAT ASS TAFFY LET'S SHIT SUGAR IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! [expletive deleted] BUGGER ARSE ASS REBECCA BLACK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP YID ASSWIPE JIZZ MOCKIE SHITTY FUCKFACE I WILL END YOU! ARSE JACKASS CUNTRAG RAGHEAD FUCKHEAD FUCK OFF GIVING HEAD FUCKFACE BASTARD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JIGGABOO GOAT DICK I'LL RAPE YOU RUSKIE ARSE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! TENTACLE RAPE TWAT ASSHOLE FRITZ O KURWA! AUTOFELLATIO BALLS FRIG SHITFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CAPTAIN CRUNCH NIGGER TITS FUCKSTAIN BUKKAKE SHITBALLS FELLATIO BULLSHIT DAMN IT WANK PISS ARTIST FRAK DILDO FRITZ TWISTY VAGINA COCK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCK YOU FUCKING DICK PEDOPHILIA BAD MOTHERFUCKER SEX SHITE NIPPLES FLYING FUCK NINTENDOGS HELLFIRE ARSE DILDO ASSWIPE SAND NIGGER GREASER CANNED QUOTE COCK TITS ASSCRACK NIGGER RAT'S COCK FRITZ POLESMOKER CLUSTERFUCK RAT'S ASS TAFFY BLISTERING BARNACLES RECTUM RAIDER BASTARD SCUMBAG TURD ASS SOD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR TAMPON IN MY ASS BOOBS HIGH WAGES CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKBAG SCUMBAG CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK TURD FLYING FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS BUGFUCK FUCK FUCKFACE SHITFUCKER DOT HEAD TAMPONS CHOAD KISSER SHITE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SCROTUM FUCK PUNANI ASSRAMMER GENITALIA ARSE COCK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP JAP WANK TRANNY FUCKSTAIN INBRED DUMBASS BITCH CHINK INBRED WANK FLYING FUCK URINE-GARGLING SHITFUCKER JUSTIN BIEBER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS NINTENDOGS SHIT ORGASM ASSFACE WILLY WONKA DICKLICK PRICK HOMO LET'S SHIT GOD DAMMIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GENITALIA BITCH GREASER YOU WANKER FUCK COCKSMOKER FUCK OFF QUEEF SCROTUM INJUN SHITSLINGING DICKWAD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKSTAIN WIGGER RAGHEAD POMMIE PISS UP MY ARSE PISS SCUMBAG DOUCHING BULLSHIT DONGSHOVER WALRUS SHIT DICK FRIG POLESMOKER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ASS SHITHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOBSHITE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ORGASM EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ASSHOLE ASSHOLE MASTURBATION ASSCRACK MALL SANTA SHIT RAT'S ASS 666 TOWELHEAD BORDER HOPPER CHING CHONG CHINK FUCK KRAUT WANK FROG'S FAT ASS LAKE TITICACA DICKHEAD POLESMOKER BOLLOCKS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! GOD DAMN POLAK LENS CRAFTERS PEDOPHILIA PISSHOLE BUGGER OFF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DAGO COON TOWELHEAD LICK PUSSY

SHITSLINGING BITCH I WILL END YOU! DIPSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE BITCH FUCKING JUMP! ASSBANDIT RAPE FUCK A DUCK FUCKSTAIN VENEREAL DISEASE CUNTRAG FUCKSTAIN DOG SHIT FIRECROTCH FUCK FELLATIO CUNT DICKFACE DONKEY PUNCHER WETBACK ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY PISS UP MY ARSE PISS ARTIST BONER BOB SAGET NECROPHILIA BONER FUCKSTAIN DOUCHETITS GREASER PRICK FUCKHEAD PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE DYKE BALL SACK BULLSHIT FELCHING SHITCOCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DUMBASS DUMBASS BIRD SHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASSWIPE SCUMBAG Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TURD and with the RAPE and his CUNT of girraffes in which FUCK while reading about BASTARD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CUNTBUCKET also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ASSHOLE