Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's NIPPLES'HITLER'666'MOCCASINS'BLUMPKIN'FUCKING JUMP!'MASTURBATION Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKSTAIN neurochemical FUCK disorder BUTTFUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITHEAD, sudden NECROPHILIA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements GOD DAMN or BASTARD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DICKHEAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HORSE PENIS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BULLCRAP include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CRAP by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA RUSTY TROMBONE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKWIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN utterFUCKance of socially WANKSPLAT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKER television programs to address PORCH MONKEY Tourette's syndrome.

REDNECK Tourette's is FUCKFACE not to be JAP confused with DICKLICK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GRAPE PENIS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT random DELICIOUS CAKE disorientation, culturally-BELLEND-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SPUNK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS language, DOUCHEBAG and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places POTTYMOUTH DAMN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSFACE souvenir shoppes and massive DIPSHIT quantities BRITNEY of ANAL DIABETES SAGGY TITS garbage.

Darnit.

A GO COUNT YOUR DICK Polite Note to the BUTTFUCKER Author:

The CUNT Tourette's FRAK Research Institute was POLACK founded to BULLSHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BOYCOTT VIACOM! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CUNNILINGUS article JESUS FUCKING CHRIST funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BASTARD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKTARD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CHOAD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ORGASM Tourrette's sufferers OLD CHRIST OF A swear. You can ASSWIPE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame HELL TV, for always focusing on the COCKSTUFFER bad side of a terrible JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST thing.
• The main DUMBASS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITFACE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASSFACE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CRAPFUCKER knee HEIL HITLER! NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITTY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MALARKY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HOT GRITS school for SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SOD OFF sufferers to become WINDOWS VISTA manically depressed and BUTTFUCKER commit TITS suicide.
• There is no RAPE cure, and the MOTHERFUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the HITLER tics often have adverse SCROTUM side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BLUMPKIN perodol" which caused my entire SHITE body to go FELLATIO numb and NI basically made it NIGGA! worse than SPIC it is without the CAMEL JOCKEY drug.

I am an active member of a JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK tourette syndrome I'LL RAPE YOU association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BULLSHIT the RAT'S COCK public view of Tourettes as a "SONNY BILL WILLIAMS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DOUCHE NAZI much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MACACA sorry for ASSRAMMER "hi-jacking" your GO COUNT YOUR DICK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKING this that really SONNY BILL WILLIAMS annoys me. I am working towards a BITCH better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this RAT'S ASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASSRAMMER, and making fun of a PISS horrible disorder is (not) PENISBIRD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your [Insert swear here] time.

Best COON regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GRASS MUD HORSE reply

As DALAI LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBETAN BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FALUN GONG Westerners show is not an SLITTY EYES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DISSIDENTS degenerate capitalist culture in those MONGOLIANS countries. When showing PANCHEN LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust ELECTION in countries POISON IN BABY FORMULA leadership, those problems does not MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MINORITIES byproduct of your BUDDHISM capitalist society STUDENT MOVEMENT.

Li Chiang “TAIWAN” Wen

P.S. FROG'S FAT ASS Regards to Andrew ASSHAT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The PENISBIRD bastard who wrote this article. You can ASSHAT punch him if you TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you LGBT RIGHTS remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WANK saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my FUCK A DUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHITHEAD Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKER and CONDOMS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) GIVING HEAD BAND WITH 4 SHITFUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITSLINGING HORSE! SHITHEAD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITHEAD'S HOUSE

How WANKER to CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE cure SEX the SHIT Tourette's FUCKSTAIN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PISS ARTIST for SHIT Tourette's CUNT Syndrome SHIT is TAMPON IN MY ASS following TITTYWANK these SHIT LIKE A HORSE rules SHITE in MALARKY order:

• 1: Avoid HELL immature BULLSHIT little SHITTY kids,
• 2: Count to FEMADOM within HELL 10 DAMN ITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your STEVE BALLMER FAGGOT SUCK MY DICK nor BONER talk,
• 4: Tell NEGRO yourself you 30 CASES OF PICKLES don't PUSSYLICKER have CUNTYMINTS this BIBLE BASHER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITE WITH NASTY PISS ARTIST DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHITHEAD last straw TITS!

I fucking put FUCKTARD' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCK OFF PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SON OF A BITCH the TOP OF BOLLOCKS THIS DAMN ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DICKLICK offensive. HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT people who try MOCKIE to battle NIGGER'RANDY TRAVIS that tight-ass GENITALIA 17-year-JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKHEAD it now, but someone said COON' TURD CUNT'WANK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DAGO is a laughing TIMBER NIGGER matter. Plus there FUCKHEAD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BASTARD Uncyclopedia, there are ARSE articles JUSTIN BIEBER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SUITCASE PENIS stuff. So MASTURBATION that means HELL stop getting mad at the IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! first part too and FUCK OFF talking about the TWAT letter that it's TITS mocking (what DONKEY PUNCHER letter? I don't even know what 666 the heck you're talking about). Adrian ARSE hi self DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT even made a really PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM good point. "It's JOHN SMILEY FACE nothing more COON from a head nod to a RAPE knee tick". CUM. Which I'll add 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 onto MOTHERFUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't LAKE TITICACA suffer that BUGFUCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DICKFACE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT be, because if I were a TITS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BITCH hilarious. If you INCEST Want facts, go on NAZI Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BUKKAKE be offended, don't read SPANK THE MONKEY the freaking SONNY BILL WILLIAMS article anyway.

INBRED ASSFACE DOUCHETITS FUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITCOCK INBRED LAKE TITICACA PISS ARTIST LET'S SHIT

WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKING COCKSHITTER I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! CUNTYMINTS DAGO BEAVER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI COCKGOBLIN PISS OFF ASSRAPING GYPSY CRAP MAMA MIA KNOBJOCKEY DAMN SHITHEAD FUCK WETBACK FUCKTARD BITCH NICARAGUA BIGNOSE FRITZ POLACK [expletive deleted] POO POO BLOWJOB PUSSY ANAL CROTCH ASS BASTARD GOOK ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKING CUM FLAMING ASS BADGER SPUNK PENISBIRD SUCK MY COCK PRICK SHITPISSER DIPSHIT ANAL DIABETES CUNT HELL CLUSTERFUCK I AM CORNHOLIO! O CANADA COCKSHITTER BUTTFUCKER ASSHOLE ASSHAT FAG CUNT GIVING HEAD BITCH SHITCUNTING [expletive deleted] BAD MOTHERFUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS KAFFIR FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKHEAD PEDOPHILIA CHIGGER BLUE PENIS! HOSER BITCH ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ COMMUNIST DILDO SHITTY WANKSPLAT FUCK TIT SPRINKLES BOOBS SCROTUM SON OF A BITCH FUCKING SHIT BLOWJOB YOUR MOM FUCKING FUCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SHITSLINGING HOLY DUMB FUCK DUMBASS FENCE JUMPER TWAT PENIS FRIENDS COCKSMOKER PENISFUCK BELLEND TURD FUCK ARSEBADGERS TITS SPUNK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES WANK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SCUMBAG VAGINA FUCKING BASEBALL TURD MONKEY SHIT MOCCASINS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASSWIPE FUCKSTAIN BUGGER POMMIE PISS OFF CUM FUCK FEWMETS CHING CHONG CHINK BITCH PISS ARTIST CHICKEN SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE BUTT PIRATE DAMN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DIPSHIT BUGGER AMERICA ONLINE PEDOPHILIA SHITHEAD SEMEN FUCK BALLS WANK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT COCKSTUFFER PISS ARTIST PISS YOU WANKER DONKEY PUNCHER DIRTY SANCHEZ JACK OFF DICK CHICKEN DELICIOUS CAKE PORCH MONKEY FUCKSTAIN COMMUNION WAFER CHING CHONG CHINK FROG'S FAT ASS HORSE PENIS FUCKING HELL CUNT BULLSHIT DICKWAD FELCHING FUCKING BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER TIT DIRT HEIL HITLER! JUSTIN BIEBER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SUITCASE PENIS FUCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK TOURETTE'S IS FUN INJUN ASSCRACK TWAT DYKE GOD DAMN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DIPSHIT HUMAN RIGHTS CAMEL FUCKER GOD DAMMIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHIT DOUCHEBAG ASSCRACK SHIT CANDY VENEREAL DISEASE DUMBASS NIPPLES ASS SHITHEAD SCUMBAG WIENER BUGFUCK DELICIOUS CAKE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DONKEY DICK SUCK MY DICK FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BITCH JACK ABRAMOFF CRAP ON A STICK SHITSLINGING CHUFF CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT LAKE TITICACA BITCH ASSFACE RAT'S COCK DOM DeLUISE INBRED GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BANGKOK FLYING FUCK ASSCRACK FRIG FUCKER EMO PENIS INCEST SHITFACE KU KLUX KLAN WANK DUMBASS SUITCASE PENIS SEMEN MALARKY FROG HO WOP CUNNILINGUS COCKSHITTER ASSHOLE FRENCH TICKLER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM KRAUT BONER POMMIE MONKEY SHIT ASSCRACK ARSE SHIT ARSE NEOPETS SHITE DOUCHE FOUR-EYES JOHN SMILEY FACE RUSTY TROMBONE GENITALIA FUCKWIT SUCK MY DICK CHOAD DEVELOPERS! BULLCRAP HOLY DUMB FUCK CRAPPY CUNT INJUN CRAP ASSFACE I RAPE WALRUSES! CHOAD DOUCHEBAG WIENER TWAT FUCK OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS ORGASM MICK SHITCOCK DAGO ASSHAT WIGGER POOPY ARSE URINE-GARGLING BIRD SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JACKASS ASS FASCIST TITS MARCH OF FLAMES FLYING FUCK WIENER SHITBALLS DICKWAD WALRUS SHIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PISS ABO TOSSER NINTENDOGS COMMUNIST DILDO FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK YOU DICKHEAD SHITTY TOWELHEAD DOM DeLUISE FIST FUCK TOWELHEAD FUCKING CUNNILINGUS CONAN O'BRIAN FAG CRACKER EAT MY SHIT! CUNNILINGUS BITCH NECROPHILIA GANGBANG GIVING HEAD FUCKFACE ARSE ASSCRACK DOUCHE NAZI DAMN BASTARD CLEMEN BELLEND FENCE JUMPER FUCK NUGGET GOBSHITE CUM I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY BITCH FUCKING DUMBASS SCUMBUCKET SHITSLIDE GOD DAMN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WARNER MUSIC GROUP PIECE OF SHIT TUBA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! HOMO BUTT PIRATE BITCH BASTARD TITMOUSE BITCH SHITFUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CHINK STEVE BALLMER HOMO RUSTY TROMBONE SHITCUNTING SMEG FENCE JUMPER MASTURBATION SHITSLIDE FUCKING PRICK BUTTFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SOD OFF ASSCRACK PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASSHAT GYPSY JIGGABOO FUCKING SIGMUND FREUD CUNTYMINTS CUNTBUCKET GOD DAMMIT WIGGER ARSEBADGERS DYKE SPUNK JOHN ELWAY NAZI POLAK CUNTBUCKET DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FIST FUCK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DICKFACE FUCKER JACKASS JACKASS ASSHOLE SUCK MY COCK CUNTSWILLING RAT'S ASS SHITTY BIRD SHIT FLYING FUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WINDOWS VISTA SUGARTITS SHITCOCK MASTURBATION JUSTIN BIEBER INCEST DICK IN A BOX WANK BITCH CHICKEN FRIES SAND NIGGER HITLER WANK FUCK NUGGET MASTURBATION SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! RAPE DOODIE HEAD JIGGABOO WHORE ASS NIPPLES FUCKING CLEMEN FUCK SCUMBAG MOTHERFUCKER CAMEL FUCKER ASSCRACK ANAL ASSFACE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DIPSHIT RAT'S COCK BELGIUM GREASER POMMIE SHITSLINGING PISSHOLE TOSSER SIGMUND FREUD LOGJAMMER TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SHITFACE POMMIE FUCK OFF BITCH SHAKOPEE ASSHAT PEDOPHILIA NEGRO TOURETTE'S IS FUN BONER ASS LICKER BASTARD ASS DAMN GOATSE BEAVER CHINK FUCKHEAD FUCK KIDDY FIDDLER HONKY BOLLOCKS VENEREAL DISEASE NAZI JACKASS SHIT LGBT RIGHTS GOATSE NIGNOG YOU WANKER POLACK CHINK PEARL NECKLACE FUCKTARD FUCKBAG FUCKWIT REDSKIN DAMMIT SOD BITCH FUCKTARD SHIT JOHNNY FUCKING BONG MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKTARD BITCH COON TAMPON IN MY ASS WIKIPEDIA FLYING RAT'S ASS BUGGER OFF JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FIST FUCK FUCKFACE BANGKOK POWERSHIT SHITPISSER FUCKFACE TITTIES JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK WHITE PEOPLE TITS & DICKS PEDOPHILIA JACKASS BITCH SLOPE BITCH PISSHOLE SHAKOPEE GOD BLESS AMERICA COCKGOBLIN STEVE BALLMER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ASSRAPING PENIS ALF TWAT BITCH TWAT CUM SHITHEAD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SUGARTITS FUCKING FUCKTARD ASSCRACK ANAL DICKFACE BONG ORGASM JAP ASS SPUNK HORSE SHIT FUCKING FUCKBAG JACKASS SHIT FUCKING BLOWJOB I LIKE SCHOOL COCKSUCKER NIPPLES FUCKING FUCKSTAIN SOD DONKEY PUNCHER LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT SPUNK CAMEL JOCKEY FIRECROTCH INJUN INBRED DAMN PENISPENISPENIS!!! TOWELHEAD SHIT WANKER CUNT CRAPPER RAT'S COCK FUCK OFF BULLSHIT INBRED COON GOD DAMN GOD DAMN MILF ASS LENS CRAFTERS ASSRAMMER DONKEY DICK PRICK GANGBANG FENCE JUMPER RAGHEAD CUNT BITCH FUCKHEAD WHITE POWER NEGRO DAMN COCKSUCKER BOON SON OF A BITCH PENIS SPANK THE MONKEY SUCK MY DICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY FOREIGN CURRENCY NAZI PIECE OF SHIT FRIG RAT'S ASS NAZI CLUSTERFUCK POLACK FLAMING ASS BADGER PUSSY DICKWAD JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK RAPE SUCK MY DICK GOD DAMMIT PICKANINNY CRAPFUCKER CROTCH SEX DONKEY PUNCHER POMMIE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP JAP WIENER DUNE COON SHITFUCKER FUCKING FUCK TWAT ASSCRACK SLOPE ARSEBADGERS YOU WANKER DAGO CROTCH GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS POLESMOKER FUCKING FUCK YOU HUEY P. NEWTON SHIT DICKFACE BULLSHIT BRUSH MA TEETH HADJI FUCKFACE FUCKING FUCK TWAT JIGGABOO BOON ARSE ARSE SPUNK BULLSHIT DAMN TIMBER NIGGER TITTIES ARSE JACKASS SOD ARSE JACKASS SHIT RICK MORANIS FEMADOM POTTYMOUTH YOU WANKER KIDDY FIDDLER SHITE TITS & DICKS TWAT COCK TITWANK 30 CASES OF PICKLES COCKSTUFFER FUCK DONALD RUMSFELD SIGMUND FREUD EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKING RUSTY TROMBONE POMMIE GOBSHITE CRAP ON A STICK FLOWERS TITMOUSE FUCK SAGGY TITS CLEVELAND STEAMER WANKSPLAT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BALL SACK PISS ARTIST SHITE O CANADA DAGO PEEPEE CUNTBUCKET FAGGOT WANK BUKKAKE TWAT DUNE COON BLOWJOB SHIT HO VAGINA FRIG TACO CUNTYMINTS VENEREAL DISEASE HELL SCUMBUCKET BIGNOSE FELCHING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MOCCASINS DAMN GENITALIA COLGATE FRENCH TICKLER YOU WANKER DOUCHEBAG COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD NIGGER REDNECK JESSE McCARTNEY FUCK SON OF A BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS SEMEN COON HEIL HITLER! CUNT FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA COMMUNIST DILDO MONKEY SHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING MARY WHITEHOUSE GIVING HEAD BALL SACK CHOAD I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKFACE INBRED DONKEY DICK POWERSHIT SEMEN DOUCHETITS WANK DUMBASS ASSWIPE NEGRO YOUR MOM I'LL RAPE YOU BLUMPKIN FELCHING JAP MOTHERFUCKER JIZZ CUNT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SPIC CLUSTERFUCK TWAT BITCH [expletive deleted] NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! SHIT CHUFF HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CUNT DICKHEAD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DAMN DUNE COON ASSHAT DAMN TOWELHEAD BASTARD HELLFIRE PEEPEE GENITALIA COCKSTUFFER GO HOME AND DIE FELLATIO DUMBASS NICARAGUA MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING FOUR-EYES PISS ARTIST HAIL SATAN! NEGRO HELL FUCK HELL CHIGGER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ASS ASSHAT FLYING FUCK BLOWJOB CHOLERA IS FUN! BASTARD FROG'S FAT ASS PISS ASS SUCK A BIG DICK HITLER FELLATIO DAMN WANK FRAK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POWERSHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BASTARD SHITHEAD VAGINA SEX FUCKTARD INBRED SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DUMBASS CUNT HELL CUM ANAL DIABETES CHINK RAT'S ASS CUNT LAPPER ASSHAT HELL FUCK GOD DAMMIT AUTOFELLATIO SHITE PISS DIPSHIT TOWELHEAD HELL COCKSMOKER FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMN PUNANI BLUMPKIN JUSTIN BIEBER DIRTY SANCHEZ MASTICATION FOR THE NATION GOD DAMN SHITCUNTING DAMN IT PUSSYLICKER FLYING FUCK SHITBALLS SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? FUCKING DONKEY PUNCHER SCUMBAG ASSFACE NEGRO CUNT DICKHEAD SHITCOCK DUMBASS JOHNNY SHITHEAD WANKSPLAT INBRED AMERICA ONLINE BUTTFUCKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD COON PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FRENCH TICKLER BONER LOGJAMMER RAT'S ASS GENITALIA FELCHMONKEY PENIS FUCKFACE ASSHAT FUCK YOU TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITE DIPSHIT SHITE MOTHERFUCKER FRIG PUSSY FEWMETS SHAKOPEE PUSSY FUCKWIT WANKER BUGFUCK PEARL NECKLACE FRENCH TICKLER CHIGGER FUCK JACKASS BLUMPKIN ASSRAMMER POWERSHIT SAND NIGGER HELL SHITBALLS SEMEN POTTYMOUTH FUCKTARD BITCH HELLFIRE FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER PRICK CUNNILINGUS FUCKFACE FUCKTARD TURD JENKEM [Insert stupid word you just made up here] ASS BONER WINDOWS VISTA TWAT BUTTFUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER BASTARD ASSFACE LET'S SHIT JACKASS SHIT INBRED PENIS PIECE OF SHIT NECROPHILIA WOMEN'S RIGHTS RAT'S COCK PEDOPHILIA MACACA DIPSHIT DAMN JACKASS CAMEL FUCKER PEDOPHILIA DILDO BOOBS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASS SCROTUM WIENER TRANNY PISS ARTIST ASS NIGGER SHITFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MASTURBATION DAMN BASTARD DAGO DOG FUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BOLLOCKS COON ASSHAT GIVING HEAD SEX FLAMING ASS BADGER BITCH COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCK ANUSCAKE EAT MY SHIT! CUNT suck my mothers GENITALIA HELLFIRE DOUCHEBAG ASSWIPE TRANNY WINDOWS VISTA BITCH WIKIPEDIA HOT GRITS DICKFACE YOU WANKER CUNT JOHN SMILEY FACE BASTARD GANGBANG CUNTSWILLING BULLSHIT DAMMIT CC PLZ MARGARET THATCHER BITCH GOD DAMMIT TOTAL I AM CORNHOLIO! MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING GOD DAMN GRUE RAPE INBRED WOP FUCK DAMMIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DAMN IT FUCKFACE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE JACKASS SHIT BALL SACK I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST REDNECK MICK SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER DYKE NAZI ELECTION DAMN IT INBRED NI ASSCRACK ASSFACE HELLFUCKER WINDOWS VISTA WOODPECKERSHIT PECKERHEAD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BLUMPKIN ANAL BORDER HOPPER SHITSKIN FUCKTARD FUCKTARD FUCKHEAD SAMUEL L. JACKSON FRIG SHITFACE BUGGER OFF FRAK JOHNNY LAKE TITICACA JAP I WILL END YOU! DONKEY DICK BUTT-HEAD SMEG BOYCOTT VIACOM! GREASER SHITE SHIT CUNT TITS & DICKS JENKEM CLUSTERFUCK CUNT SMEG JENKEM SHITE DAMN CUNT FUCK SEX AUTOFELLATIO ORGASM SHIT FUCKWIT WANK CUNTYMINTS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink RAT'S ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL OSTRICH MY ASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RAT'S COCK CONDOMS TRANNY SON OF A BITCH JERK OFF DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN BITCH BITCH HELL BITCH BALLS SHITE POMMIE DARTH VADER EPIDIDYMIS BITCH HEIL HITLER! HELLFUCKER RAT'S ASS YUKY DOODY I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE DOUCHING CUNT SEX INBRED INJUN BLOWJOB BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITE DOUCHETITS JIZZ SPIC FUCK OFF ASS BOOBS SHITSKIN DIPSHIT BUTTFUCKER DILDO FUCK OFF SAND NIGGER WANK CLEMEN SHIT BUGFUCK GANGBANG SACRAMENTO DAMN DAGO JOHNNY CAMEL JOCKEY KNOBJOCKEY FUCKWIT CROTCH WOP ALF I WILL KILL YOU! BULLSHIT CAMEL JOCKEY RAT'S COCK BLOWJOB D'OH GOBSHITE FUDGEPACKER DICKLICK I'LL RAPE YOU ORGASM CRAP ON A STICK O CANADA TIT SPRINKLES SOD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCK OFF COON SHIT TITMOUSE FUCKER BOOBS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SOD and with the SHITE and his NIPPLES of girraffes in which COCK while reading about FRITZ!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SLOPE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• POO POO BLOWJOB