Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHITSLINGING'JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE'DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!'CRACKER'PISS'MASTURBATION'MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FUCKING A look at the GOBSHITE talk page of this DICKFACE article for notes or discussion before MOTHERFUCKER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or INCEST neurochemical FUCK disorder ASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER!, sudden CAMEL JOCKEY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TITS or HORSE PENIS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly [Insert swear here] in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FROG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKWIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKING JUMP! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WANK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MASTURBATION CHAV words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WOODPECKERSHIT utterFUCKance of socially DICKHEAD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first I WILL END YOU! television programs to address SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Tourette's syndrome.

GANGBANG Tourette's is COCKSUCKER not to be WANKSPLAT confused with PISS ARTIST Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DIPSHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PEDOPHILIA random BASTARD disorientation, culturally-FUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DOUCHE NAZI outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MASTURBATION language, PISS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GOD DAMMIT PISS OFF of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BASTARD souvenir shoppes and massive WANKER quantities DAMN of ANAL DIABETES WINDOWS VISTA garbage.

Darnit.

A GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY Polite Note to the GENITALIA Author:

The CROTCH Tourette's HELL Research Institute was TURD founded to SPUNK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have YOU WANKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BITCH article WOODPECKERSHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FASHION BUG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HOSER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BANGKOK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CUNT Tourrette's sufferers GANGBANG swear. You can CLUSTERFUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BUGGER TV, for always focusing on the O KURWA! bad side of a terrible GRINGO thing.
• The main WANK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TAMPONS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'KIKE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNNILINGUS knee WIGGER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DICKLICK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKHEAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JERK OFF school for FUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DIPSHIT sufferers to become ASSHAT manically depressed and CUNTSWILLING commit SCROTUM suicide.
• There is no NIGGER cure, and the ASSBANDIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the YOU WANKER tics often have adverse RAT'S COCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna COCKGOBLIN perodol" which caused my entire TWAT body to go FUCK numb and CHENEY basically made it NIGGA! worse than DOUCHING it is without the WOP drug.

I am an active member of a SHITSKIN tourette syndrome BASTARD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASS the SHITHEAD public view of Tourettes as a "VAGINA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BLUE PENIS! sorry for WOMEN'S RIGHTS "hi-jacking" your ASSWIPE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DAMN this that really DAMN IT annoys me. I am working towards a PISS OFF better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MALARKY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PUNANI, and making fun of a PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! horrible disorder is (not) COCKSMOKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS time.

Best O KURWA! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITSLINGING” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TAIWAN reply

As DALAI LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHRISTIANITY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill HUMAN RIGHTS Westerners show is not an DIMETHYL GLYCOL effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PORTUGAL degenerate capitalist culture in those MONGOLIANS countries. When showing DEMOCRACY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust UIGURS in countries GOOGLE leadership, those problems does not DISSIDENTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DIMETHYL GLYCOL byproduct of your BUDDHIST MONK capitalist society MINORITIES.

Li Chiang “BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. WOP Regards to Andrew DAMN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The DICK bastard who wrote this article. You can BIRD SHIT punch him if you FUCKING A want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough SALISBURY problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with BRITAIN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “LGBT RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CRAP saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my LIKE FATHER LIKE SON intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! and CAMEL FUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHIT BAND WITH 4 ASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JACKASS HORSE! NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER!'S HOUSE

How HOSER to WARNER MUSIC GROUP cure FUCKFACE the DOT HEAD Tourette's DAMN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCK for CROTCH Tourette's BOLLOCKS Syndrome ASSCRACK is VENEREAL DISEASE following TOTAL these BOLLOCKS rules PIGFUCKER in SPICY CUNT FUCK order:

• 1: Avoid BIRD SHIT immature TWAT little SHITE kids,
• 2: Count to FUCK within FELLATIO 10 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your HOLY DUMB FUCK CHENEY RAT'S COCK nor DONKEY DICK talk,
• 4: Tell SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS yourself you DICKFACE don't DOUCHE NAZI have NIGNOG this BUKKAKE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DICK IN A BOX WITH NASTY FUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FEWMETS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! last straw SHITFUCKER!

I fucking put FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE' my comment at the TOP OF THE BLOWJOB PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MONKEY SHIT the TOP OF WEHATEMARIO THIS NIPPLES ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITFACE offensive. DICKWAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! people who try BONER to battle CUNT'ASS that tight-ass GOD DAMMIT 17-year-COCKSMOKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DOUCHE NAZI it now, but someone said BEANER' DICKFACE NAZI'LIMEY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DILDO is a laughing JACKASS matter. Plus there PASTURE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are REDNECK articles BLISTERING BARNACLES about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching I'LL RAPE YOU stuff. So SON OF A BITCH that means WEHATEMARIO stop getting mad at the FUCKFACE first part too and FUCKSTAIN talking about the PUNANI letter that it's OLD CHRIST OF A mocking (what ASSBANDIT letter? I don't even know what DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian GREASER hi self ASSHOLE even made a really CUNT good point. "It's DICKHEAD nothing more SHITTING DICK NIPPLES from a head nod to a GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS knee tick". EAT MY SHIT!. Which I'll add CHIGGER onto FUCKHEAD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SCUMBAG suffer that JUSTIN BIEBER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SOD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GOAT DICK be, because if I were a MARGARET THATCHER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article KNOBJOCKEY hilarious. If you DOUCHE NAZI Want facts, go on COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA be offended, don't read WILLY WONKA the freaking NIGGER article anyway.

SCUMBUCKET GOD BLESS AMERICA ASSHOLE ASSRAPING BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT ASS BRITNEY FALSE BENSON

PEDOPHILIA FUCKHEAD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SUCK MY DICK INBRED KAFFIR ASS FASCIST BUDDHIST MONK WIENER DESU DOG SHIT MALL SANTA GOAT DICK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHITPISSER ASSBANDIT NEGRO CUNTING ASSCRACK ALEX TREBEK FELCHING IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BUGGER FUCKTARD BLUMPKIN DOODIE HEAD COCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SEX ASS FLYING FUCK NIGGER AUTOFELLATIO JAP COON SHITE SHITTY GOD DAMMIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH GOATSE CHIGGER JAP COCKSHITTER HELL WIENER PISSHOLE DOUCHING WANK DOUCHEBAG DARTH VADER MICK PISSHOLE ARSEBADGERS DIRTY SANCHEZ ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITSKIN ASS ASS WOODPECKERSHIT PEDOPHILIA SHITSLINGING GOAT DICK PUSSY BITCH CONDOMS DONKEY DICK FUCKER DOODIE HEAD JOHN ELWAY SHITTY SACRED WHORE HORSE SHIT MOTHERFUCKER FUCKBAG FUCKSTAIN DICKHEAD BASTARD PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU MAMA MIA AY-AY-AY BOOBIES BITCH CRAPPY SHITFUCKER DICK BOB SAGET FUCKFACE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCK OFF BALLS DOUCHING FUCKSTAIN PISS OFF DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DAMN PISSHOLE CUNTING ASSCRACK CARPET MUNCHER DOUCHE FUCKFACE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON HOT GRITS TITS FLYING FUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE ARSE SHITFUCKER BITCH FUCKSTAIN HELLFIRE NEGRO OH SHI– BITCH SOD COCKSHITTER BIGNOSE SHITFACE I'LL RAPE YOU HELL HELL SHIT CROTCH SEX WOMEN'S RIGHTS CUNTYMINTS PRICK BIRD SHIT TWAT DOUCHING SHIT DIPSHIT SMEG DAGO NIPPLES TAMPONS FUCK DAMN SHITHEAD FUCKBAG FUCK FRITZ HELL SHITPISSER VENEREAL DISEASE NIGGER ASS GOD DAMMIT DICKFACE NIPPLES DAMN IT GRAPE PENIS JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKFACE CAPITALISM BUTTFUCKER KRAUT FUCKHEAD BUTT PIRATE ASS FASCIST CUNTING ASSCRACK COCK BUGGER SCUMBAG FUCK YOU KIKE CUNT SHITCOCK HELL TIENANMEN SQUARE FOUR-EYES FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CRAPMUNCHER MARGARET THATCHER BOYCOTT VIACOM! FELCHING ASSWIPE BULLSHIT GANGBANG ASSHAT WIGGER EAT MY SHIT! DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKTARD FELCHMONKEY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DARTH VADER FAGGOT PENIS ON A STICK WHORE GOAT DICK ASSHAT SPUNK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE HELL SHIT LIKE A HORSE FRIG DUMBASS PEEPEE SOD OFF POMMIE BIRD SHIT COON CUNT CHRISTHUMPER PENISBIRD GYPSY FUCKWIT ANUSCAKE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! MILF CUM suck my mothers TITS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SPUNK PENIS ON A STICK MONKEY SHIT FUCKTARD FUCK NUGGET BITCH POOPY CHICKEN FRIES BAT FUCK INSANE JIZZ CLUSTERFUCK PISS ARTIST [expletive deleted] VENEREAL DISEASE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? HOT GRITS JAP NICARAGUA FUCKHEAD BUKKAKE CLEMEN FUCK A DUCK SON OF A BITCH GANGBANG SHITFACE TITTYWANK ASSHAT WHITE RIGHTS FUCKHEAD SUGARTITS CUM GOD DAMN FRIG BULLSHIT SHITCUNTING CAMEL JOCKEY Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DICK CHICKEN MILF ABO CUNT JACKASS CUNNILINGUS SHITFUCKER WOMEN'S RIGHTS CLUSTERFUCK GOAT DICK YID PRICK DICKFACE SAMUEL L. JACKSON O KURWA! FENCE JUMPER SHIT SPRINKLES ASSHAT CROTCH DAMN IT DOODIE HEAD SCUMBAG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BEANER AUTOFELLATIO PISS DOUCHETITS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CUNTBUCKET CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ABO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSFACE FROG'S FAT ASS SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? ASSCRACK FUCK YOU MOSES ASSHAT BIRD SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE VENEREAL DISEASE DUNE COON SEMEN FUCKING WANKER TITWANK TWAT CC PLZ I'LL RAPE YOU PENIS BORDER HOPPER I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST FUCK OFF FALSE BENSON FUCKER BULLCRAP FUCKING FLYING FUCK CLEMEN NEGRO RAT'S COCK GREASER DAMN CUNTYMINTS KAFFIR WOODPECKERSHIT GREASER GYPSY FUCKING A PISS ARTIST PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TITS & DICKS ABO PENIS ON A STICK RAT'S ASS BOYCOTT VIACOM! EPIDIDYMIS GARBAGE DAY! ASS BELLEND FUCKWIT JUNGLE BUNNY WHORE DONGSHOVER EMO RANDY TRAVIS CHING CHONG CHINK BONER CHENEY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SOD FROG'S FAT ASS WILLY WONKA YOU WANKER SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT THONG TASTER FELLATIO ASSCRACK YID SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PISSHOLE FUCKFACE ASSHOLE CUNNILINGUS SHIT BASTARD COCKSUCKER SHITBALLS MASTURBATION DAMMIT JACKASS SHITHEAD STUDENT MOVEMENT DIPSHIT FUCK YID PENIS ON A STICK SHITFUCKER CRAPMUNCHER CUNT JERK OFF BATHING SUIT AREA SHITSLINGING WIENER CLUSTERFUCK DICK CHICKEN YOU WANKER WANK FUCK CHIGGER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HELL SON OF A BITCH FUCKHEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER [expletive deleted] JACKASS PENIS ON A STICK SCUMBAG BULLSHIT CUNT SCROTUM FRITZ JUSTIN BIEBER BUKKAKE CLEMEN FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER GANGBANG FUCKFACE NAZI BUTTFUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BEANER TITS TITMOUSE CRAP ON A STICK CUNTING ASSCRACK CUNTBUCKET AY-AY-AY FLAMING ASS BADGER FOUR-EYES JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE HELLFUCKER TACO DONGSHOVER TONY LA RUSSA CUNT JERK OFF ASS WIENER GENITALIA WANK DAMN GENITALIA SEX SEMEN SHITTY SHITFUCKER GOD DAMMIT CUNT MASTURBATION FUCK YOU SHIT BULLSHIT MACACA MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT YOU WANKER FU SPANG FUCKHEAD FUCK TITS & DICKS FUCKSTAIN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WANK ANAL NORTH KOREA WIENER SHITTY ASSWIPE BANGKOK HELL MOTHERFUCKER SEMEN SHUT UP, MEG! BENCH PRESS PICKANINNY TWAT COCK CUNTING ASSCRACK CRACKER MARY WHITEHOUSE CC PLZ PENIS MALARKY OH SHI– DONKEY PUNCHER ASS FAGGOT EPIDIDYMIS OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA CHICKEN FRIES MILF SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy MARGARET THATCHER COON PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CONDOMS BULLCRAP NICARAGUA GOD DAMN FUCKBAG DICKHEAD TOWELHEAD COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKING WOODPECKERSHIT FRENCH TICKLER BITCH PECKERHEAD I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DUMBASS SCUMBUCKET FUCKHEAD PISS OFF MY ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSFACE DOG SHIT YID ARSE JACKASS SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER GOD DAMMIT MILF DIPSHIT JACK OFF FREE ELECTIONS PIG JERRY ASS MARGARET THATCHER SUGAR POWERSHIT THONG TASTER FLYING FUCK TACO DIPSHIT CUNT SHITFUCKER CUNT MOZILLA FIREFOX DICKFACE DONKEY DICK COCKSHITTER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHITE ASSWIPE WANK DONKEY DICK PUSSY CLIT GYPSY PEEPEE HELL GOD DAMN CUNNILINGUS MOZILLA FIREFOX MICK SHITFUCKER COON CUNT DONKEY PUNCHER JAP 666 DILDO FUCK OFF PEARL NECKLACE JOHN ELWAY BITCH BOOBS FUCKFACE PENIS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BOOBS PISS ARTIST TAMPON IN MY ASS FELCHING DICKHEAD DICKLICK DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKING BITCH GANGBANG suck my mothers FAG HORSE PENIS TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! GO COUNT YOUR DICK CHOAD KISSER CLIT LAKE TITICACA INCEST CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST MOTHERFUCKER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FEATURED FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU BENCH PRESS KAFFIR PUNANI PRICK FELCHMONKEY ANAL AUTOFELLATIO BUGGER OFF SHUT UP, MEG! SHIT CUNT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BIGNOSE BOOBS JOHN ELWAY FUCKING ASSFACE CUNT ASSHOLE TWO-INCH PENIS CARPET MUNCHER SNUFF PORN MOTHERFUCKER PENIS ON A BUN AUTOFELLATIO WOODPECKERSHIT CRAPMUNCHER TWAT CUNT DUMBASS TITWANK GOD DAMMIT MARGARET THATCHER NAZI TAMPONS CUM BENCH PRESS RAINBOWS FLYING RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH DOUCHEBAG INBRED IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DICKFACE SOD FENCE JUMPER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! GRIS TAFFY FUCKFACE FELCHING YOU WANKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CHINK CROTCH JAP WIGGER MASTURBATION GOD DAMN FLYING FUCK BULLSHIT BULLSHIT FLYING FUCK CRAPMUNCHER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FELCHING DAMN DAMMIT CUNT PAKI TITS BEAVER BASTARD ARSE ASSWIPE suck my mothers FLYING RAT'S ASS TWO-INCH PENIS COCKSUCKER KNOBJOCKEY FUCK YOU IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU SHITTY PUSSY CUNTBUCKET HONKY ASS DICKLICK FUCKWIT NAZI P'KANG INCEST CRAP CLEVELAND STEAMER BEAVER CLEVELAND STEAMER GOBSHITE INCEST PISS DUMBASS BUKKAKE TITTIES SEX MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHIT FEWMETS GOD DAMN SPUNK TAMPON IN MY ASS DOUCHETITS HELL JACKASS ASSCRACK DICKFACE DAMMIT PISS OFF CRAP SEMPRINI SHITSLINGING FUCKING A GARBAGE DAY! ASS PUSSY FLYING FUCK ASSWIPE TURD THONG TASTER JACKASS REDNECK PISS HOMO ASSFACE SHIT SHITHEAD SHITCUNTING THONG TASTER FUCKTARD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TOWELHEAD CROTCH CUNT SUCK MY DICK FUCKTARD ARSE ASS HONKY ASS LICKER VAGINA FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK KIDDY FIDDLER MOZILLA FIREFOX QUEEF CROTCH DAMN IT DICKLICK BITCH PENIS CUNNILINGUS BULLSHIT JAP KRAUT ASSCRACK TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKING BASEBALL SCUMBAG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK ASSFACE FUCKHEAD FUCK BEANER FIST FUCK BRITNEY ASSHOLE BUTTFUCKER BASTARD FUCK OFF BITCH LENS CRAFTERS MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER INBRED I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WIGGER NIGGER FRED PHELPS FAG GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ASSHAT CUNT HAIL SATAN! TENTACLE RAPE POLACK PIG SHITE FROG BOOBS BULLSHIT DAMN IT BORDER HOPPER SHITHEAD FUCK DILDO [expletive deleted] RAGHEAD KAFFIR INBRED JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BITCH PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DICKWAD NIGGER TITS COCKSHITTER SAGGY TITS ASSWIPE DUMBASS POTTYMOUTH I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! REDNECK SHIT COON GRIS SPIC FUCKWIT TITTIES GOATSE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DOUCHE URINE-GARGLING YOU WANKER FRENCH TICKLER KNOBJOCKEY ASS MALARKY FOREIGN CURRENCY GARBAGE DAY! TITTYWANK PUSSY CLEMEN RAT'S COCK SPUNK BOYCOTT VIACOM! JACKASS FENCE JUMPER SHITFACE FUCKER DAMN IT SHIT suck my mothers BULLSHIT FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK SON OF A BITCH FUCKSTAIN HELL PENIS PEARL NECKLACE ASSWIPE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP GOD DAMMIT COON I'LL RAPE YOU PENISBIRD SMEG TURD WIENER SUCK MY COCK CUNT CRAPPER PISS OFF SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PEARL NECKLACE COCK PISS ARTIST PISS OFF FUCK FUCKHEAD RAT'S COCK SWIMMING POOL ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DAMN IT WIENER HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN ASSHOLE HONKY MOTHERFUCKER MONKEY BALLS BOLLOCKS SHITFACE LONGCAT IS LONG NIPPLES CLIT SHITTY LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT INBRED FUCKHEAD JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SAND NIGGER PISSHOLE FUCKER CLIT MAMA MIA INBRED GOD DAMN FUCKING A IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOAT DICK POMMIE WEHATEMARIO SHIT SHITE DAMN ASSWIPE HORSE SHIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP JACKASS SHIT JERRY FUCKTARD CAMEL FUCKER EPIDIDYMIS DIPSHIT OSTRICH MY ASS DICKFACE WIENER RAT'S ASS TITTYWANK NI BONER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK JAP FUCKWIT COLGATE FUCK CUNTYMINTS BALLS ARSE INBRED O KURWA! WANK FELLATIO TITTIES DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MACACA CRAPPY WIENER POMMIE CLEVELAND STEAMER WIENER YOUR MOM GIVING HEAD REDSKIN BOOBIES CONAN O'BRIAN ASS DOG SHIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON NAZI JUSTIN BIEBER CRACKER CUNTBUCKET BITCH FUCKFACE CUNT LET'S SHIT RUSKIE ASS LICKER FUCKHEAD O CANADA HOMO FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD GO COUNT YOUR DICK JOHNNY PISS OFF WALRUS SHIT BITCH FUCK POLAK TOSSER FUCK OFF HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK BAT FUCK INSANE HUEY P. NEWTON BOLLOCKS TIT DIRT NIPPLES DIRTY SANCHEZ EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DAGO YOU WANKER SEX FLYING FUCK SHITBALLS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SCROTUM FUCKSTAIN I RAPE WALRUSES! SALISBURY MOTHERFUCKER ANUSCAKE WHORE SHIT CHIGGER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKFACE JACKASS MAMA MIA ASS DYKE VAGINA BOLLOCKS CHOAD FUCKSTAIN SON OF A BITCH MOCKIE SHIT ASSHAT DOUCHEBAG CHOAD HO PRICK HELL CHOAD JIZZ ASSHOLE BIRD IN THE HOUSE CLEMEN KRAUT FUCKWIT PIG DICKFACE SHIT JERK OFF PISS ARTIST LET'S SHIT SEMEN COCK FUCKHEAD FUCKBAG SHITTY SHITSLINGING CUM ASSWIPE LET'S SHIT BASTARD TESTICLE CHOKE BIRD SHIT SEX SHIT MOCKIE DILDO FUCKSTAIN YOUR MOM HORSE SHIT SHIT WIKIPEDIA DAGO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CONDOMS CUNTRAG CLUSTERFUCK NIPPLES WANK DIPSHIT BUTT PIRATE TITS OSTRICH MY ASS DEVELOPERS! SCRATCH! GROUNDER! VAGINA INBRED WANKER PUNANI HELL DAMN FUCKER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ARSE ASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BRITNEY DAMMIT BUTT PIRATE FELCHMONKEY WETBACK SHITCUNTING GOD DAMMIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

POMMIE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS HELL CHOAD KISSER GOBSHITE JACKASS ASSWIPE WOP [expletive deleted] POLACK MOCCASINS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CUNT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! TRANNY TITS FRAK ANAL DIABETES SHIT TAFFY MOCKIE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CUNTYMINTS TIMBER NIGGER CARPET MUNCHER NIGGER RAT'S COCK TAFFY BUTTFUCKER JOHN ELWAY FUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP RAPE LET'S SHIT WIENER PORCH MONKEY JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JIGGABOO BONER CUNNILINGUS FUCK A DUCK SUCK A BIG DICK DOUCHEBAG BUGFUCK SHIT OUT OF MY DICK TITWANK FUCKHEAD FELCHING FUCKING JUMP! GOD BLESS AMERICA BATHING SUIT AREA HENTAI GOOK GOD DAMMIT EMO JACKASS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCKHEAD SPUNK GARBAGE DAY! ASSCRACK MASTURBATION PIECE OF SHIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON GRIS KNOBJOCKEY DAMN SHIT BALLS COCK PENIS ON A BUN CUNTRAG Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive HEIL HITLER! and with the GOBSHITE and his ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP of girraffes in which PEDOPHILIA while reading about FUCKHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ALF also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PUSSY