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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or INBRED neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSCRACK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DICK, sudden RAT'S ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HADJI or CHOAD KISSER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BOLLOCKS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SUCK A BIG DICK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may EPIDIDYMIS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ROSIE O'DONNELL by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CUNTBUCKET words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JACKASS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK utterFUCKance of socially WIKIPEDIA objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PEDOPHILIA television programs to address TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Tourette's syndrome.

SHITCOCK Tourette's is CAMEL JOCKEY not to be SHITHEAD confused with BULLSHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNT random POISON IN BABY FORMULA disorientation, culturally-DOG SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TITWANK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKING language, GOD DAMMIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAMN IT CUNT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SONNY BILL WILLIAMS souvenir shoppes and massive DOG FUCKER quantities CUNNILINGUS of ANAL DIABETES CHENEY garbage.

Darnit.

A TITMOUSE Polite Note to the CRAPPY Author:

The BITCH Tourette's YID Research Institute was SPIC founded to BOOBS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have HELLFIRE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH article BUTT-HEAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FLYING RAT'S ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or POMMIE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DIPSHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JIZZ Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of PISS Tourrette's sufferers SEMPRINI swear. You can RAPE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITFACE TV, for always focusing on the WANKSPLAT bad side of a terrible TOSSER thing.
  • The main ASSFACE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are LENS CRAFTERS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MOTHERFUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NAZI knee CHIGGER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FUCKSTAIN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NAZI school for HAIL SATAN! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FOUR-EYES sufferers to become FUCK manically depressed and SHITSKIN commit FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD suicide.
  • There is no TOURETTE'S SYNDROME cure, and the WIENER drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITBALLS tics often have adverse FUCK OFF side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CHIGGER perodol" which caused my entire CUNT body to go SHITE numb and SCUMBAG basically made it NIGGA! worse than JACK OFF it is without the FAGGOT drug.

I am an active member of a ASS tourette syndrome WANK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating [expletive deleted] the DAMN IT public view of Tourettes as a "SHITTY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BOOBIES much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WOP sorry for CUNT "hi-jacking" your COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like COMMUNIST DILDO this that really CUM annoys me. I am working towards a REDSKIN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BUTT-HOLE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PISS, and making fun of a PISS ARTIST horrible disorder is (not) GOD DAMN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your NIGGER time.

Best FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKING A” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply

As TIENANMEN SQUARE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GRASS MUD HORSE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PANCHEN LAMA Westerners show is not an BUDDHIST MONK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBET degenerate capitalist culture in those SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY countries. When showing MONGOLIANS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIVER CRABS SUCK in countries NORTH KOREA leadership, those problems does not CULT OF THE DEAD COW occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a INDIA HAS NUKES byproduct of your PROXY SITES capitalist society MONASTERIES.

Li Chiang “DALAI LAMA” Wen

P.S. JACK OFF Regards to Andrew FUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The JENKEM bastard who wrote this article. You can HONKY punch him if you SCUMBAG want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIV NEGATIVE article. We have enough UNITED KINGDOM problems in this CONDOMS country anyway, without this triple thick cock BRITAIN offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FEWMETS saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my BULLSHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DICK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BITCH and JAP playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CHINK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT BAND WITH 4 BELGIUM MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSRAPING HORSE! DICK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DICK'S HOUSE

How JOHNNY to DAMN cure PISS the POOPY Tourette's CRAPMUNCHER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment MARGARET THATCHER for SPUNK Tourette's PENISFUCK Syndrome BIRD SHIT is GYPSY following TWAT these BEAVER rules WANKSPLAT in TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE order:

  • 1: Avoid HELL immature ASSCRACK little FUCKWIT kids,
  • 2: Count to FUCKFACE within ASSCRACK 10 INBREDseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your BASTARD SEMEN TOSSER nor BITCH talk,
  • 4: Tell [expletive deleted] yourself you DICKHEAD don't DILDO have SHITFACE this ASSWIPE disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DONGSHOVER WITH NASTY ASSFACE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSHAT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DICK last straw BITCH!

I fucking put JAP' my comment at the TOP OF THE MASTURBATION PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MARCH OF FLAMES the TOP OF FIRECROTCH THIS TURD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BUTTFUCKER offensive. FRITZ. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to GOD DAMMIT people who try FUCKWIT to battle P'KANG'DOM DeLUISE that tight-ass ANAL 17-year-MALARKY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find COCK it now, but someone said SHITSKIN' DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHIT'ASSBANDIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING WETBACK is a laughing BASTARD matter. Plus there PIXIES was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PUSSY Uncyclopedia, there are PRICK articles DOT HEAD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching NECROPHILIA stuff. So P'KANG that means FUCKFACE stop getting mad at the CRAPPY first part too and FUCKING talking about the ASSFACE letter that it's GOAT DICK mocking (what BIRD SHIT letter? I don't even know what ASSFACE the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASSHOLE hi self BIRD SHIT even made a really PISSHOLE good point. "It's SAND NIGGER nothing more CUNT from a head nod to a YOGHURT CANNON knee tick". PISS. Which I'll add JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST onto CHIGGER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PISS ARTIST suffer that CHENEY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes TURD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CHOAD be, because if I were a TAMPONS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DICKHEAD hilarious. If you FLUFFY CLOUD Want facts, go on DARTH VADER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITFACE be offended, don't read WANK the freaking LET'S SHIT article anyway.

POOPY FIRECROTCH DAMN PENIS ON A STICK WANK FUCK FUCKTARD MARGARET THATCHER FUCK CUNT

FUCKER FUCKER CRACKER ASS PUSSY POLAK HORSE SHIT PORCH MONKEY TIT SPRINKLES BOB SAGET [expletive deleted] CUNT MONKEY SHIT FUCKFACE BALL SACK PEARL NECKLACE FASHION BUG IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CHENEY FAGGOT EUROIPODS HELL FAGGOT WALRUS SHIT SAGGY TITS POMMIE TITS & DICKS CHING CHONG CHINK I'LL RAPE YOU HELL TITS TAFFY FUCK DUMBASS CUNT BITCH BIGNOSE PRICK SPICY CUNT FUCK FELCHING TITWANK SPANK THE MONKEY NAZI SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DOUCHE ANAL CHING CHONG CHINK O KURWA! FUCKING JUMP! FELCHING CARPET MUNCHER FUCK OFF ANUSCAKE SEX BELGIUM YUKY DOODY SHIT LIKE A HORSE CAMEL JOCKEY CHINK SHITE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHIT BUGGER OFF OH SHI– JUNGLE BUNNY HO FAGGOT PRICK BOLLOCKS WIGGER PAKI BANGKOK BATMAN & ROBIN DONKEY DICK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CARPET MUNCHER NIGGER BIRD IN THE HOUSE [EXPLETIVE] LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH MONKEY SHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DICKHEAD ASS MOTHERFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BALLS TITS DAMN BALLS JACKASS SHIT SCROTUM WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? POO POO BLOWJOB HELL TURD VAGINA FEWMETS MILF BOOBS REBECCA BLACK FUCKING PENIS ON A STICK SHITFACE TESTICLE CHOKE HOT GRITS GANGBANG DOG FUCKER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST TITS & DICKS BOB SAGET LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DICK CHICKEN CRACKER SHITBALLS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! NIGGER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BIGNOSE FLYING RAT'S ASS JERRY WALRUS SHIT HORSE SHIT HELL FUCKING GOD DAMMIT SHITSLINGING FUCK JERK OFF DAMN DYKE DILDO ARSEBADGERS PORCH MONKEY FUCKING DICKHEAD GARBAGE DAY! RAPE SHIT ASS FUCKSTAIN FUCKING JIZZ PUSSY JACK OFF VAGINA SHIT BOB SAGET FUCKSTAIN PISSHOLE BASTARD WHORE SHITFUCKER SHITTY SHITFUCKER BIRD SHIT ASSHOLE SHITE MOTHERFUCKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? LENS CRAFTERS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BITCH TWAT ASS PISS OFF TURD TITMOUSE CHICKEN FRIES REDNECK JAP JENKEM MALARKY SHITHEAD FAG WANK ASSHOLE JACKASS ASSHAT WILLY WONKA PISS ARTIST FENCE JUMPER WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS DONKEY PUNCHER CHUCK NORRIS THONG TASTER BASTARD PUSSY JOHNNY SHITE PEEPEE CUNT ASSRAPING DOG SHIT DILDO BANGKOK I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CHUFF COCKSHITTER HAIL SATAN! I WILL END YOU! SAND NIGGER SUGARTITS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE BLOWJOB TITS GRIS BONER CHOAD KISSER FELLATIO FUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS IN SACREMENT DAMMIT WIKIPEDIA NIGGER JUNGLE BUNNY FOUR-EYES WANK FUCKTARD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WALRUS SHIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JERRY FUCKING DONKEY DICK FLYING FUCK INCEST SHIT FUCKING A REDSKIN DOG FUCKER TAMPONS BITCH TESTICLE CHOKE HOT GRITS FUCKWIT ARSE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS HELL ASSHAT ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS SHITFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER BITCH BONER HOSER HITLER SPIC I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FU SPANG INJUN NECROPHILIA O CANADA SHITTY JOHN ELWAY NAZI ARSE BALLS BATHING SUIT AREA ASSCRACK JUNGLE BUNNY SCUMBAG PISS WANKSPLAT EXTRA LONG PENIS FRIG MASTURBATION FUCKER EAT MY SHIT! YOU WANKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITHEAD DILDO SUCK A BIG DICK YOU WANKER JUNGLE BUNNY JOHNNY WIGGER GENITALIA IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! TOWELHEAD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT INJUN WANK RAPE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BELGIUM ASSHOLE DICK IN A BOX DARTH VADER HITLER PENIS ON A STICK COCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN NIGNOG PIGFUCKER MONKEY BALLS SUITCASE PENIS AMERICA ONLINE DOUCHING FUCK OFF FLYING FUCK FUCKING TURD SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK ARSE DONALD RUMSFELD DICKFACE BRITNEY TITS 30 CASES OF PICKLES POMMIE DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKTARD DIPSHIT JESSE McCARTNEY HOCKEY BASTARD CUM FUCKING A ASSHAT MOLDY TITS PUNANI OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! GANGBANG SPIC BUTT PIRATE BAT FUCK INSANE FUCK A DUCK MARGARET THATCHER FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! YOU BULLSHIT FUCK OFF IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! BITCH LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NEGRO CLIT NIGNOG CLEMEN SON OF A BITCH ASSHAT BITCH FUCKING HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MICK MOCCASINS DUMBASS DICKHEAD FUCKING A SHITE SHITTY BORDER HOPPER PISS FRAK WIENER HITLER BUTTFUCKER FELLATIO WALRUS SHIT PUSSY IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKFACE ARSE SCUMBAG ASSCRACK FUCKFACE HELL POMMIE CHICKEN SHIT BASTARD HOSER FUCK BEANER CUNTING ASSCRACK DOUCHETITS SMEG HORSE SHIT CUNTBUCKET SCROTUM HORSE SHIT TRANNY BUGGER OFF CLUSTERFUCK CUNT SHITSKIN FUCK YOU MILF CUNT SHIT SEX DICKHEAD FUCKING POLAK FUCKFUCKFUCK FENCE JUMPER GOD DAMMIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK WHORE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DONKEY PUNCHER YOUR MOM COCK ART METAL PRODUCTS AMERICA'S GREAT! WALRUS SHIT DOUCHE NAZI JERK OFF INBRED ASSFACE CUNNILINGUS ASS I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHAT [expletive deleted] SHITE SHITBALLS ASSWIPE DICKFACE FUCKING JUMP! PISS SHIT GRAPE PENIS COCK SUCK A BIG DICK SHITFACE FUCKBAG FROG'S FAT ASS BUGGER SHITE COCKSTUFFER FUCK FLYING FUCK SHITHEAD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TWAT RAT'S ASS MONKEY BALLS MASTURBATION TACO DAMN IT FUCKWIT BULLSHIT FUCKBAG PENIS HEAVEN ANAL DIABETES SHITE FAGGOT WANKSPLAT YOU WANKER FRAK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SEX SHITFUCKER FUCKING UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! HITLER YOU WANKER CRAPMUNCHER PENIS ON A STICK FUCK TITMOUSE BUKKAKE FUCK DICKFACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER SCROTUM FUCK YOU RAGHEAD PUSSY MICK BITCH MAMA MIA ASS GOD DAMN FIST FUCK DUMBASS BELLEND EUROIPODS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BONER MASTURBATION FROG SHIT ARSE DICKLICK SHIT GRAPE PENIS MALL SANTA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSHAT TWAT FUCK ASS DAMNATION [expletive deleted] CUNT FUDGEPACKER SEX DAMN IT DELICIOUS CAKE BOLLOCKS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DAMMIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK WIGGER MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IT VENEREAL DISEASE BULLSHIT HELL NICARAGUA PAKI RAT'S ASS BUGGER FUCK A DUCK URINE-GARGLING [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] BIGNOSE SNUFF PORN SHIT NIPPLES DAMN IT DICKHEAD SPIC CUNNILINGUS SACRAMENTO ABO CHINK VENEREAL DISEASE SUGARTITS ARSE FUCKHEAD HAIL SATAN! BUGFUCK FAG FUCKTARD GENITALIA ORGASM FUCK WETBACK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME RAT'S COCK HOSER DOG SHIT ANUSCAKE PIGFUCKER SHIT CUNT NIGGER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST POLESMOKER FRIENDS GENITALIA BOOBIES FUCKWIT BLOWJOB DICK WANK JACKASS CHINK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICK TITS CHICKEN SHIT GIVING HEAD NEGRO SHITFACE MARCH OF FLAMES FLYING RAT'S ASS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GREASER PENIS [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] YUKY DOODY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DIPSHIT PEARL NECKLACE SHIT FUCK POMMIE DILDO COCK MORGAN TSVANGIRAI BITCH ANAL STEVE BALLMER TITWANK ASSHAT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER JENKEM CUNTBUCKET TRANNY CHIGGER FUCKHEAD MONKEY SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS MOCCASINS NAZI DAMN OLD CHRIST OF A QUEEF DEVELOPERS! PUNANI PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FROG SHITE SPIC PIGFUCKER FUCKBAG DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN BUTT PIRATE SHITFUCKER DOT HEAD SPIC SLOPE WANK I'LL RAPE YOU CAMEL JOCKEY COCKSUCKER ASS LICKER ASSCRACK COCKSUCKER WANK FUDGEPACKER SEX PENIS ON A BUN HOMO DONGSHOVER DAMN EXTRA LONG PENIS PISS ARTIST HELL ALEX TREBEK O CANADA NIGGER DUMBASS ASS CUM SHITFUCKER HOMO [Insert stupid word you just made up here] TOTAL CUNT I WILL END YOU! MOTHERFUCKER DOT HEAD CHICKEN FRIES SHITCOCK I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND GENITALIA RANDY TRAVIS PISSHOLE POMMIE FUCK MASTURBATION SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TITWANK SHUT UP, MEG! DOT HEAD HOMO NIPPLES FROG'S FAT ASS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD NIGGER SHITCOCK YOUR MOM FUCKING BASEBALL HAIL SATAN! DAGO GO HOME AND DIE RIGHTS COLGATE WIENER WOODPECKERSHIT [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] DOUCHING PROLES CHICKEN SHIT KITTENS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BUTTFUCKER SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE FLYING FUCK COON ASSFACE INCEST SOD OFF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BUGFUCK CAMEL JOCKEY COCKSUCKER CUNTSWILLING DONGSHOVER BALLS FAGGOT DAMN IT CUNT SHITTY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CONDOMS BUTT-HEAD GANGBANG JOHN ELWAY NECROPHILIA POMMIE TOWELHEAD WOP ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BATHING SUIT AREA DUMBASS FUCKER ASSHAT CAMEL FUCKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DAMN BITCH CUNTING ASSCRACK CUNT BUTT PIRATE ASSWIPE HORSE PENIS DOUCHEBAG ANAL DIABETES CROTCH JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BOON SEMEN BELLEND FROG'S FAT ASS BRITNEY ASSFACE BASTARD DICK IN A BOX SHITFUCKER SHITE DICK PISSHOLE LET'S SHIT TAFFY SHITTY DELICIOUS CAKE CUNT CLUSTERFUCK FUCKER MILF HELLFIRE YOUR MOM SHIT WANKER JACKASS SHIT BLOWJOB WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKHEAD EXTRA LONG PENIS FRITZ SHITE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS HELL PEARL NECKLACE SPUNK ASS FASCIST TITTYWANK SHITCUNTING DAMN DOG FUCKER LOLCAT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SLOPE FUCKER JACKASS WALRUS SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE DICKWAD PICKANINNY DICK IN A BOX CAPTAIN CRUNCH CUNTSWILLING FUCK DIPSHIT MASTURBATION DOT HEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER COCKSUCKER WILLY WONKA DOUCHING BONER JIGGABOO OH SHI– FUCK MONKEY BALLS FUCK HOLY DUMB FUCK CUNT TOWELHEAD SHIT YUKY DOODY PORCH MONKEY BALLS SHITFACE TIMBER NIGGER WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ANAL CUM PIG YOU WANKER FELLATIO SHITSLINGING FIST FUCK CONAN O'BRIAN TITMOUSE TOSSER TAMPONS DUNE COON CUNT YOUR MOM SAND NIGGER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CHIGGER FUCK YOU BALL SACK PRICK WEHATEMARIO RECTUM RAIDER TITS BITCH ASSHAT SHITSLINGING CAMEL JOCKEY FRENCH TICKLER FUCKING BULLSHIT TOSSER PECKERHEAD STEVE BALLMER CUNTYMINTS CLUSTERFUCK AY-AY-AY PAKI FIREWALLS FUCK OFF SLOPE ASS DAMN MOTHERFUCKER BITCH TUBA BELLEND DAMMIT CHICKEN SHIT BOOBIES DICKHEAD SHITHEAD BLUE PENIS! SON OF A BITCH COCKSHITTER BENSON SUCKS GOD BLESS AMERICA SHIT LIKE A HORSE KRAUT WANK HORSE SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BITCH ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER TWAT DICKWAD REDNECK HAIL SATAN! NECROPHILIA ASSFACE FUCK YOU EPIDIDYMIS BUGFUCK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK MILF SPUNK WANK FUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS SHITCUNTING HELL FLOWERS CRAPFUCKER FUCKER SAND NIGGER MALL SANTA DAMMIT BLOWJOB PISS ARTIST RAT'S COCK CUNT HOMO NEGRO CAMEL FUCKER LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT DAMMIT RUSTY TROMBONE ASS SHITSKIN SCROTUM LENS CRAFTERS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK YOU FUCK FUCKBAG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA suck my mothers COCK HOMO FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DAMN SEX QUEEF FUCKSTAIN SUCK COCKS IN HELL! POLACK PISSHOLE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASS CUNT DAMN CRAPPY CUNT FLYING FUCK SHITE BASTARD FUCK YOU DUMBASS PUSSYLICKER GOOK DAMMIT DAMN KIKE SOD TWAT TITS ASS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BIRD SHIT DICKWAD DOT HEAD AUTOFELLATIO DICKFACE FUCK FENCE JUMPER WIENER QUEEF FUCKING A GOD DAMN SHITTY LET'S SHIT JOHNNY NIGNOG RUSTY TROMBONE ASSHAT ANAL DIABETES BULLSHIT CHAV RAGHEAD EAT MY SHIT! ASSHAT CHIGGER TALK PAGES DOUCHE SHITCUNTING SUCK A BIG DICK JAP INBRED DOG FUCKER STEVE BALLMER SEMEN BASTARD PENIS FUCKHEAD SHIT DICKFACE KIDDY FIDDLER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WANK COCKSTUFFER CUNNILINGUS FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK CUNT COMMUNIST DILDO RAPE GOBSHITE KRAUT DUMBASS NIGGER POLAK SHITSLINGING BUTTFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT SHITE INJUN BITCH TOURETTE'S SYNDROME INBRED CRACKER COCKSHITTER FUCKER INCEST MILF FUCKER HO BIBLE BASHER MICK TONY LA RUSSA TOWELHEAD FUCKING DYKE PAKI PEDOPHILIA suck my mothers SHIT CUNNILINGUS POOPY BASTARD PUSSYLICKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DAMN QUEEF DICKHEAD BUKKAKE FU SPANG COCKSUCKER JIZZ CUNNILINGUS SHITHEAD JACK ABRAMOFF DICKHEAD BONER SHIT DILDO INCEST CRAP ON A STICK ASSCRACK CAPTAIN CRUNCH AMERICA ONLINE GOATSE FUCKWIT JUMPING JESUS!!! PISS ARTIST FUCKFACE FUCKTARD WANKSPLAT BUTT-HEAD EPIDIDYMIS ANAL WANKER THONG TASTER GOBSHITE BLUE PENIS! CHOAD CLIT AUTOFELLATIO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS WANK LOLCAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUNG-HOLE PISS AUTOFELLATIO BITCH CUNNILINGUS FUCKSTAIN CHUFF SUITCASE PENIS CUNT DICKHEAD BASTARD CUNT FRIG PUNANI SHITCOCK FRIG DAMN TITS BASTARD SHITFACE SHITSKIN SHITE ASSCRACK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GOD DAMMIT WILLY WONKA CUNT TITTYWANK ASSHAT ASSHAT BIRD SHIT GOD DAMN MOLDY TITS JAP DAMN RUSKIE SOD OFF ORGASM MOTHERFUCKER SHIT GYPSY SCROTUM FUCK FUCKFACE Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CAMEL JOCKEY and with the SOD OFF and his SHITHEAD of girraffes in which GOD DAMMIT while reading about PISS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE also

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