Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CUM'JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS'HADJI'DICK TITS'CUNNILINGUS'CLUSTERFUCK'FAGGOT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a BULLSHIT look at the FLYING FUCK talk page of this YOUR MOM article for notes or discussion before PUNANI editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CRACKER neurochemical FUCK disorder CLEVELAND STEAMER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BITCH, sudden SHITFACE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITCOCK or RAT'S COCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DICKLICK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated EMO way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CUNTYMINTS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GOOK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA AY-AY-AY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASS TAFFY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKING JUMP! utterFUCKance of socially MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first WANK television programs to address GREASER Tourette's syndrome.

HITLER Tourette's is WOP not to be BIGNOSE confused with FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SAGGY TITS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves COCK random BALLS disorientation, culturally-FUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DICKWAD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local KNOBJOCKEY language, BUTTFUCKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places YOU WANKER ASSWIPE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITCOCK souvenir shoppes and massive DICK TITS quantities FUCKING A of ANAL DIABETES JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE garbage.

Darnit.

A YOU WANKER Polite Note to the DAMN Author:

The PRICK Tourette's GOD DAMMIT Research Institute was MOLDY TITS founded to ASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TITTIES Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your EXTRA LONG PENIS article FUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BITCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SUITCASE PENIS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about COCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SUCK MY COCK Tourrette's sufferers BOLLOCKS swear. You can WHORE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK TV, for always focusing on the ASSCRACK bad side of a terrible PRICK thing.
• The main ASS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITSLINGING' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PISS OFF knee ASSHAT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is REDNECK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUNTRAG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKSTAIN school for GOATSE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TACO sufferers to become HELL manically depressed and RUSTY TROMBONE commit ASS suicide.
• There is no NEGRO cure, and the JACKASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the pen0r tics often have adverse FUCKHEAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNT perodol" which caused my entire GENITALIA body to go DOUCHEBAG numb and DOG SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than ARSEBADGERS it is without the BASTARD drug.

I am an active member of a TOWELHEAD tourette syndrome JACK OFF association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BAD MOTHERFUCKER the WOODPECKERSHIT public view of Tourettes as a "CLUSTERFUCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HADJI much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! sorry for FUCKSTAIN "hi-jacking" your ASSCRACK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like I WILL END YOU! this that really BUGGER OFF annoys me. I am working towards a CHUFF better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this NORTH KOREA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PENIS ON A BUN, and making fun of a SHIT horrible disorder is (not) DIPSHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GREASER time.

Best HOSER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PIGFUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese UIGURS reply

As CHINA IS CAPITALIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA IS CAPITALIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIENANMEN SQUARE Westerners show is not an SLITTY EYES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONGOLIANS degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN BABY FORMULA countries. When showing TAIWAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY in countries TANK MAN leadership, those problems does not DEMOCRACY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MELAMINE byproduct of your RIGHTS capitalist society CAPITALISM.

Li Chiang “OPINION” Wen

P.S. ASSHOLE Regards to Andrew JOHN ELWAY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The MOCCASINS bastard who wrote this article. You can GOD DAMN punch him if you FUCKING A want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass UNITED KINGDOM put up with BRITAIN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HAIL SATAN! saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BITCH Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are WIENER and ASS LICKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PISS OFF music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PISS ARTIST BAND WITH 4 SAND NIGGER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HORSE! BITCH IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BITCH'S HOUSE

How DAMN to CHUCK NORRIS cure KIKE the WALRUS SHIT Tourette's SHITCUNTING Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment LOLCAT for DAMN IT Tourette's NIGGER TITS Syndrome CUNNILINGUS is DILDO following DIPSHIT these REBECCA BLACK rules BEAVER in JIZZ order:

• 1: Avoid COMMUNIST DILDO immature DONKEY PUNCHER little PUSSYLICKER kids,
• 2: Count to CHOAD KISSER within ASS FASCIST 10 FUCKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PRICK YOU WANKER SCUMBAG nor NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! talk,
• 4: Tell FUCKHEAD yourself you AAAAAAAAA! don't FUCKBAG have BELLEND this ARSE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FIST FUCK WITH NASTY BOOBS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BUNG-HOLE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BITCH last straw POLAK!

I fucking put D'OH' my comment at the TOP OF THE CUM PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DAMN the TOP OF DILDO THIS FUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BAD MOTHERFUCKER offensive. MOTHERFUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to KAFFIR people who try DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT to battle JACKASS SHIT'PRICK that tight-ass GRIS 17-year-JACK OFF—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PEDOPHILIA it now, but someone said FUCKSTAIN' TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TITTIES'WANK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BITCH is a laughing BONG matter. Plus there BIGNOSE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CLIT Uncyclopedia, there are ASSHOLE articles MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TAMPON IN MY ASS stuff. So BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA that means DUMBASS stop getting mad at the NAZI first part too and TITMOUSE talking about the SON OF A BITCH letter that it's FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA mocking (what STEVE BALLMER letter? I don't even know what BELGIUM the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASS hi self LENS CRAFTERS even made a really PIG good point. "It's WIENER nothing more CAPTAIN CRUNCH from a head nod to a JACKASS knee tick". TRANNY. Which I'll add FUCKSTAIN onto TWAT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ANAL suffer that SHITE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SPUNK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BASTARD be, because if I were a DONGSHOVER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article I'LL RAPE YOU hilarious. If you FUCKHEAD Want facts, go on PIG Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll NI be offended, don't read CHICKEN FRIES the freaking DIPSHIT article anyway.

TAMPONS FLYING RAT'S ASS GIVING HEAD ASSHOLE CUNT JACKASS SHIT TOTAL FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKER DAMN

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CAMEL JOCKEY TACO BLUMPKIN DAMN CRAPPY BIRD SHIT SPUNK RICK MORANIS BUDDHIST MONK FLYING FUCK SHITFACE CHRISTHUMPER WANK ALEX TREBEK TESTICLE CHOKE SHITE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SNUFF PORN FUCKING A COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BOLLOCKS DUMBASS FUCK DOM DeLUISE QUEEF WILLY WONKA ABO NAZI BITCH BITCH BITCH MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DICK TITS BITCH SHITTY ARSE BASTARD NI HORSE PENIS BITCH WANK PEARL NECKLACE PISS UP MY ARSE TWO-INCH PENIS DAMN 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCKTARD NAZI FUCK NUGGET HORSE SHIT PISS SHIT DUMBASS SHIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SCUMBAG MICK JACKASS PISSHOLE JUNGLE BUNNY PENISBIRD FUCKTARD SON OF A BITCH HITLER ARSEBADGERS I RAPE WALRUSES! REDNECK PISS MALL SANTA FELLATIO PUSSYLICKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASSHOLE BLUMPKIN CLUSTERFUCK CLUSTERFUCK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS VAGINA JACKASS ARSE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT HOMO MARCH OF FLAMES DICKFACE BULLSHIT FENCE JUMPER CRAPMUNCHER WANK FUCKWIT FUCKTARD GOD DAMMIT HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN BASTARD SHITSLINGING ASSFACE AUTOFELLATIO LAKE TITICACA SHIT BIRD SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT FRED PHELPS PISS ARTIST WANKER YOU WANKER ASSWIPE BOB SAGET ASSHAT CUM NIGNOG DAMN SHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCKWIT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SHITE WIENER DOUCHE NAZI DAMN IT ASS DIPSHIT MAMA MIA BUGFUCK DYKE BOLLOCKS JAP BASTARD FUCKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS HELL FUCKER COON INBRED HORSE SHIT JACKASS FUCKER MONKEY SHIT DAMN PENIS CARPET MUNCHER RAT'S COCK DICK CHICKEN DICK TITS TITS & DICKS DICKHEAD TONY LA RUSSA CUNT WIGGER ARSE CHOAD KISSER BASTARD MOZILLA FIREFOX FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PUSSY SHITE BITCH FLAMING ASS BADGER FROG'S FAT ASS SHITHEAD ANAL EXTRA LONG PENIS FRED PHELPS VAGINA ASSWIPE WIGGER TITS & DICKS WETBACK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT QUEEF HORSE SHIT DICKFACE FUCKHEAD FUCK YOU I WILL KILL YOU! CUNT FUCK A DUCK PENIS GRUE RAPE KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH GRINGO MASTURBATION LIMEY BLOWJOB FUCK CROTCH HELL [EXPLETIVE] NIPPLES JOHN ELWAY BITCH FUCKFACE ASSHOLE TAMPONS HORSE PENIS NAZI RICK MORANIS FELLATIO TWAT SHIT PISS ARTIST FUCKTARD BUGGER OFF BUTT PIRATE THONG TASTER HELL STEVE BALLMER SCUMBUCKET GOBSHITE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASS CAMEL JOCKEY BIRD IN THE HOUSE JAP TWAT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DIPSHIT SEX DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS SHITSKIN FRIG SHITTY SHIT SON OF A BITCH FUCK BOOBS MOTHERFUCKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE POTTYMOUTH ASSRAMMER BASTARD FUCKING TACO HORSE SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT HOMO HEIL HITLER! DELICIOUS CAKE BITCH DICK IN A BOX YOU WANKER SHIT BUNG-HOLE NIPPLES JACKASS SHIT SHIT PUSSYLICKER BOOBS FUCK OFF CRACKER FASHION BUG CUNT LAPPER CUM NIGNOG TITS FALSE BENSON SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DICK LAKE TITICACA CHINK DOG SHIT YOU WANKER SHITFACE INCEST BUTT PIRATE CUM HOCKEY CAMEL JOCKEY TITS SLOPE FUCKTARD BOOBS FUCKWIT FRED PHELPS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! GOD DAMMIT NORTH KOREA JOHN SMILEY FACE I AM CORNHOLIO! BASTARD CLIT ANAL JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BOLLOCKS RUSTY TROMBONE BUKKAKE TOTAL PECKERHEAD CHOAD KISSER GOAT DICK BITCH BUGGER OFF SHITSLINGING SHITTY COCKSTUFFER OSTRICH MY ASS GOOK [Insert stupid word you just made up here] DONGSHOVER ASSHAT MASTURBATION COON GOD DAMN MONKEY SHIT AUTOFELLATIO DOUCHING PISS ARTIST PENIS ON A BUN DIRTY SANCHEZ DICKFACE BASTARD DIRTY SANCHEZ I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SCROTUM FUCKFACE EMO PRICK GOD DAMN JESSE McCARTNEY GOATSE FUCKING ASSHOLE MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE DUMBASS JIZZ GOD DAMMIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CLUSTERFUCK FUCK PISS OFF SHAKOPEE SHITFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HOLY DUMB FUCK RAT'S COCK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! LAKE TITICACA BENCH PRESS DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER CUM BONER 666 FLYING FUCK STRAWBERRY ASS FUCKHEAD CLIT OSTRICH MY ASS ASSFACE HELL NICARAGUA CAMEL JOCKEY SNUFF PORN SHITE FUCKSTAIN GIVING HEAD TENTACLE RAPE BOON LAKE TITICACA SCROTUM DAMN ASSWIPE FROG'S FAT ASS YUKY DOODY FUCKFACE PEEPEE TAMPONS DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU NIGGER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PEDOPHILIA VAGINA FEMADOM KRAUT SAMUEL L. JACKSON FAG POMMIE TURD RAT'S ASS SHITSKIN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PENIS OSTRICH MY ASS SHITHEAD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHIT GENITALIA AUTOFELLATIO TOSSER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK YOU SHIT BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! PUSSYLICKER YID PUSSY LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT POOPY LUV FUCKTARD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE WOP SHITSLINGING SHITE DOUCHETITS FUCKING JUMP! WIKIPEDIA MOSES BALL SACK BITCH SUCK MY DICK DAMN COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMN FUCK POOPOO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DUMBASS EPIDIDYMIS ASSWIPE FUCKER LET'S SHIT [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] NEGRO NIPPLES WANK BLUE PENIS! GOBSHITE CUNT FUCKTARD PUSSY YOU WANKER COCKSMOKER COCKSUCKER SHITSLINGING 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITE ARSEBADGERS TITTIES WALRUS SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER HADJI CLIT FUCKSTAIN ASS HORSE SHIT RAT'S COCK INBRED GYPSY FUCKHEAD WIENER JAP TWAT ARSE ASSHAT JIGGABOO CLEMEN FLYING RAT'S ASS SAND NIGGER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GIVING HEAD BEAVER HORSE SHIT CUNT RAT'S COCK TITTYWANK HOCKEY CLEVELAND STEAMER SACRAMENTO JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CONAN O'BRIAN BALL SACK CC PLZ FUCKBAG WANKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SCROTUM GOBSHITE BALLS SHITFACE CAMEL JOCKEY DUNE COON POMMIE LET'S SHIT TIT DIRT SHITTY BELLEND PISS ARTIST I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! GOD DAMN CUNTRAG REDNECK CHOLERA IS FUN! TITS BOLLOCKS MARCH OF FLAMES 666 DOUCHETITS FUCK FUCK NUGGET BASTARD WANKSPLAT PUSSYLICKER BALLS ASSBANDIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT WETBACK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DOM DeLUISE COCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BALL SACK PICKANINNY NIGGER BLESSED DAMN SAINT FUCKFUCKFUCK SHITFACE GENITALIA DAMMIT SHITHEAD I WILL KILL YOU! WANK FUCK YOU ASS RAPE DOUCHE NAZI JENKEM NECROPHILIA CHICKEN SHIT ASSHOLE FUCKER PRICK BALLS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BEANER CUNT WETBACK HUEY P. NEWTON SHIT INJUN FUCKBAG RAT'S COCK CHENEY BASTARD NIGGER ASSHOLE POLESMOKER ASS MOTHERFUCKER CONDOMS FUCKHEAD BITCH YID CARPET MUNCHER VENEREAL DISEASE FLYING FUCK BLUMPKIN BITCH FUCKFACE DOUCHEBAG GOBSHITE ASSCRACK BONER GOAT DICK WETBACK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS TACO POMMIE BLUE PENIS! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS COCK CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink POMMIE PISS UP MY ARSE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES INCEST NIPPLES WANKSPLAT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKFACE and with the IT'S OVER 9000! and his SEX of girraffes in which MOCKIE while reading about BUTTFUCKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See GO COUNT YOUR DICK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BITCH