Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's HELL'TWAT'DICKHEAD'DUMBASS'KRAUT'BOLLOCKS'PEARL NECKLACE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a TOURETTE'S SYNDROME look at the I WILL KILL YOU! talk page of this DOUCHING article for notes or discussion before I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or RUSKIE neurochemical FUCK disorder TITS & DICKS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BELGIUM, sudden CUNT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MASTICATION FOR THE NATION or PRICK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GOD BLESS AMERICA way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SUGARTITS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKHEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JACKASS SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CHINK RAPE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DEVELOPERS! utterFUCKance of socially VENEREAL DISEASE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CAMEL JOCKEY television programs to address FUCKSTAIN Tourette's syndrome.

ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP Tourette's is COCK not to be FUCK OFF confused with COMMUNIST DILDO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TIMBER NIGGER random PIECE OF SHIT disorientation, culturally-FROG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CRAP ON A STICK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ALF language, CLIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FENCE JUMPER FUCKHEAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky NAZI souvenir shoppes and massive SAND NIGGER quantities POWERSHIT of ANAL DIABETES MONKEY'S UNCLE garbage.

Darnit.

A FAG Polite Note to the DEMOCRACY Author:

The BONER Tourette's WIENER Research Institute was FUCKING founded to DIPSHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DOT HEAD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HELL article MOCKIE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HORSE SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or KIKE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance KIDDY FIDDLER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SOD OFF Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! Tourrette's sufferers NEOPETS swear. You can GO COUNT YOUR DICK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT TV, for always focusing on the SON OF A BITCH bad side of a terrible FUCKING thing.
• The main ASS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUM' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BAD MOTHERFUCKER knee LIMEY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BELLEND cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NIGGER school for BRITNEY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKING A sufferers to become HELL manically depressed and COCKSUCKER commit CAMEL JOCKEY suicide.
• There is no PIECE OF SHIT cure, and the FUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the FELCHING tics often have adverse I'LL RAPE YOU side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna COON perodol" which caused my entire NICARAGUA body to go PICKANINNY numb and BRUSH MA TEETH basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASSHAT it is without the SHITFUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a COCKSMOKER tourette syndrome FUCKTARD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DONALD RUMSFELD the SHITSKIN public view of Tourettes as a "CLUSTERFUCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PIG much much (hand spasms) more...

I am COCKGOBLIN sorry for ORGASM "hi-jacking" your FUCK OFF entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FEMADOM this that really FUCK OFF annoys me. I am working towards a BULLSHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PISS OFF article. Remember, everything here is meant to be I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL, and making fun of a BASTARD horrible disorder is (not) I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKING time.

Best FUCK YOU regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CHRISTHUMPER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DISSIDENTS reply

As FIREWALLS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOVERNMENT FILTERS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Westerners show is not an COMMUNISM IS STUPID effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those MONGOLIANS countries. When showing TIBETAN BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FREEDOM OF SPEECH in countries GOOGLE leadership, those problems does not UIGURS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a WIKIPEDIA byproduct of your TIBET capitalist society BUDDHIST MONK.

Li Chiang “LHASA” Wen

P.S. BITCH Regards to Andrew FUCKING JUMP! Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The FUCKTARD bastard who wrote this article. You can ARSE punch him if you GOD DAMMIT want to.

As a KU KLUX KLAN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CONDOMS article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE HAS AIDS remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIV NEGATIVE put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?

Mpopo “CONDOMS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FREE ELECTIONS saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my BASTARD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BELGIUM Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SLOPE and CUM playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WANKSPLAT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CRACKER BAND WITH 4 CAMEL JOCKEY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A YOU WANKER HORSE! BELGIUM IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BELGIUM'S HOUSE

How FAG to SHITSLINGING cure MOZILLA FIREFOX the suck my mothers Tourette's BUNG-HOLE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DAMN for WIKIPEDIA Tourette's BEANER Syndrome CHENEY is WIGGER following LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD these WIKIPEDIA rules DONALD RUMSFELD in JUSTIN BIEBER order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKTARD immature GOD DAMN little NIGGER kids,
• 2: Count to SHITTY within DOUCHE 10 SCUMBAGseconds,
• 3: Do not open your QUEEF JIZZ SOD nor BUGGER OFF talk,
• 4: Tell JESSE McCARTNEY yourself you FELLATIO don't JERK OFF have SHIT this TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MOTHERFUCKER WITH NASTY FAG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BIG FOOT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BELGIUM last straw FUCKING!

I fucking put FUCKFACE' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PEARL NECKLACE the TOP OF HORSE SHIT THIS GENITALIA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PISSHOLE offensive. SCUMBAG. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASSCRACK people who try SHITCOCK to battle WEHATEMARIO'FUCKER that tight-ass SON OF A BITCH 17-year-FAGGOT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find STEVE BALLMER it now, but someone said JAP' GRIS JACKASS'DICKFACE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DICK is a laughing ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT matter. Plus there SUGARTITS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DICKHEAD Uncyclopedia, there are CUNNILINGUS articles YOUR MOM about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GO COUNT YOUR DICK stuff. So SHITHEAD that means MOCCASINS stop getting mad at the RAPE first part too and SHIT talking about the BASTARD letter that it's SEMEN mocking (what [Insert yet another person's name here] letter? I don't even know what TITMOUSE the heck you're talking about). Adrian BOOBIES hi self WHORE even made a really TITWANK good point. "It's ASSHOLE nothing more DIPSHIT from a head nod to a SHITFUCKER knee tick". TWAT. Which I'll add RAPE onto RUSKIE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't NEGRO suffer that DAMN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BATHING SUIT AREA it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DICK be, because if I were a RAT'S ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DOUCHETITS hilarious. If you CUNT Want facts, go on CUNT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITTY be offended, don't read PORCH MONKEY the freaking 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT article anyway.

YOU WANKER WANKER FUCKING A GOD DAMMIT ASS TIT DIRT TIT DIRT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT GARBAGE DAY! LENS CRAFTERS

CHOAD NIGGER CUM DAMNATION DAMN FLYING FUCK GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME CUNT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PISS OFF DICK TACO JERK OFF FRENCH TICKLER FASHION BUG TESTICLE CHOKE CLIT SUGARTITS CUNTSWILLING JIZZ I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MAMA MIA DAMN IT CRAPFUCKER DAMN DAMN [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] ASSWIPE PISSHOLE CAPTAIN CRUNCH WIGGER CUNT PENISFUCK SHITTY BONER DICKHEAD MONKEY SHIT SHITE ASSHAT BITCH TURD JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKWIT WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! [expletive deleted] GO COUNT YOUR DICK BULLSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS SPUNK COCK PENIS ASS LICKER HENTAI GRUE RAPE BITCH KNOBJOCKEY GOD DAMN PEARL NECKLACE FUCK NIGGER DAMN SHITFUCKER GARBAGE DAY! FUCKWIT ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH SHITHEAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BIRD SHIT JOHN ELWAY PISS OFF MY ASS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASSHAT JACKASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DOUCHE FUCK YOU BIRD SHIT DOUCHE CHIGGER TURD DONKEY PUNCHER ASSHAT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITHEAD BALL SACK FUCKING ORGASM ORGASM ASS ASSWIPE TOSSER RAT'S ASS NIGGER BASTARD PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! D'OH SPUNK TITTIES BOB SAGET FELLATIO JACKASS SHIT SPUNK DICKFACE FRENCH TICKLER CLEMEN LET'S SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK INBRED NIGNOG PUNANI BRUSH MA TEETH BASTARD GRAPE PENIS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKHEAD FUCKTARD FLAMING ASS BADGER FOUR-EYES WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? TIMBER NIGGER BALLS CHICKEN SHIT MILF CHOAD NICARAGUA WALRUS SHIT HENTAI YOU WANKER PIECE OF SHIT PIECE OF SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKBAG DAGO SHIT ASSRAPING DOUCHE NAZI BELGIUM BONER ALF FLYING FUCK SHIT RAPE WHORE EXTRA LONG PENIS PORCUPINE'S BALLS HORSE SHIT MICK KIKE CUNT BANGKOK SHITCOCK RAT'S COCK BOOBS YOU WANKER JIZZ HELL TITS DIRTY SANCHEZ HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BIRD SHIT CHENEY HOMO MILF ANAL DIABETES SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CUNTRAG BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SCROTUM YOU WANKER SUCK MY DICK ASSFACE SHITFUCKER CRAPFUCKER YOU SUCK BALLS FUCK OFF HELL FUCKSTAIN BUTT-HEAD REDNECK HELLFIRE DAMNATION TURD GENITALIA JERRY SHITE ASSWIPE PENIS HOMO FUCKER CUNNILINGUS GOATSE HADJI PISSHOLE CHICKEN SHIT MOLDY TITS MASTURBATION DUMBASS EMO SHITSLINGING FUCK OFF BITCH FUCKING GYPSY JESSE McCARTNEY BOB SAGET STUDENT PROTESTS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITFACE GOBSHITE DICKFACE SHITE JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT MOTHERFUCKER CRAP ON A STICK COMMUNIST DILDO INJUN MOTHERFUCKER WANK FRIG POTTYMOUTH DICK IN A BOX I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSCRACK FUCKING A I'LL RAPE YOU SACRAMENTO SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER DICK TITS CRAPMUNCHER RAT'S ASS KAFFIR EXTRA LONG PENIS POLESMOKER TACO CHICKEN SHIT ASS ARSE YUKY DOODY HELL DONKEY PUNCHER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASSCRACK SHIT LIKE A HORSE EPIDIDYMIS DONGSHOVER ASSWIPE DILDO PISSHOLE BUGGER OFF PISS OFF AAAAAAAAA! TITS INBRED DICKHEAD FUCK YOU BONG NIPPLES CAMEL JOCKEY DOG FUCKER NEGRO HYPERINFLATION GYPSY DAGO SAND NIGGER SOD TRANNY DICKHEAD NICARAGUA JIZZ BONER ASS CUNT SEX GOD DAMN BOOBS FUCKWIT BUTTFUCKER TITS WANK NIGGER REDNECK CLUSTERFUCK MOTHERFUCKER DAMN SON OF A BITCH HONKY HENTAI PUSSY CUM FUCKHEAD PISS OFF DONGSHOVER BITCH PEDOPHILIA DILDO SCUMBAG GOAT DICK HOMO GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! BALL SACK REDSKIN ABO CHRISTHUMPER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE D'OH SOD OFF CHRISTHUMPER COON DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKER FAGGOT BAT FUCK INSANE TURD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITE FUCK OFF NEGRO GREASER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SPANK THE MONKEY BONER PISS OFF PUSSY I DON'T HAVE AIDS GIVING HEAD FLAMING ASS BADGER DAMN FELLATIO JOHN SMILEY FACE CRAPFUCKER GYPSY DEMOCRACY FUCKWIT SEX BITCH DIRTY SANCHEZ ANUSCAKE DICK IN A BOX NICARAGUA ALEX TREBEK FUCKTARD BUTT-FOR-BRAINS WALRUS SHIT P'KANG ABO DICKLICK DAMN ASSWIPE BITCH DICK FUCKSTAIN JACK ABRAMOFF PISS ARTIST 30 CASES OF PICKLES CARPET MUNCHER PUSSY COON BITCH DOUCHE DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS DICKHEAD SHITTY JAP SUITCASE PENIS FUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA MONKEY BALLS SEX CUNT CRAPPER SHITSLINGING FRITZ CROTCH PEDOPHILIA WIGGER BEAVER ASSWIPE CLUSTERFUCK MALARKY GOD DAMN HORSE SHIT JACKASS ARSE PENIS ON A BUN PENISPENISPENIS!!! POOPY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS RAT'S ASS SAGGY TITS DOG SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY EAT MY SHIT! BATHING SUIT AREA ASS CHOAD ASSFACE GANGBANG HAIL SATAN! Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DICKHEAD PISS ASSFACE CLUSTERFUCK JACKASS WANK BIGNOSE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SHITSLINGING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICK INBRED POLACK FUCK NUGGET SHAKOPEE BASTARD LUV ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CHINK TITTYWANK PORCH MONKEY SHITE suck my mothers TACO DAMN RANDY TRAVIS ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS FLAMING ASS BADGER WIENER DAMN CRACKER FUCKWIT SHITFUCKER PAKI PUSSY SHITHEAD BLOWJOB JACKASS SHIT SAND NIGGER KIKE FUCK JOHN ELWAY ASSCRACK DAMN POOPY SHITE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCK OFF CARPET MUNCHER FUCK SCROTUM SUCK MY COCK HOSER JERRY PIG CHOAD SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKSTAIN BUTT PIRATE COCKGOBLIN SHITE SPUNK DOUCHEBAG FUCK YOU POOPOO WOP FUCKFACE ASS DARTH VADER FUCKFACE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PENIS ON A STICK BULLSHIT BOOBS FIRECROTCH BUGGER RAT'S COCK FLYING FUCK FIST FUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WANK CLEMEN DOUCHING WIGGER BITCH BUGGER OFF [expletive deleted] BUTTFUCKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BULLCRAP SHIT TITTIES TAFFY TRANNY CLEVELAND STEAMER JACKASS [EXPLETIVE] GIVING HEAD DOM DeLUISE CRAPMUNCHER JACKASS FUCKTARD HELL RAT'S COCK CAMEL FUCKER DIPSHIT SHITCUNTING CUNT CLUSTERFUCK BRITNEY TOSSER PISS ARTIST FUCKING DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TITMOUSE POO POO BLOWJOB JOHN SMILEY FACE KAFFIR PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HELL YUKY DOODY BLISTERING BARNACLES GENITALIA NIGGER DICKLICK ASSHAT SHITFUCKER PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SCUMBAG COCKSMOKER TAMPONS WANK ASSHAT TIMBER NIGGER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BONG SPIC DICK POTTYMOUTH HADJI SHITTY RECTUM RAIDER ORGASM CUNT FROG'S FAT ASS BEAVER FELCHMONKEY THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES CHENEY DELICIOUS CAKE FUCK CUNT FELCHING FUCK NUGGET WIENER BUNG-HOLE PEEPEE FRAK MOTHERFUCKER SHITE NIGGER RAT'S COCK DILDO CLEMEN VENEREAL DISEASE [expletive deleted] POMMIE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! AMERICA ONLINE TURD MONKEY'S UNCLE BITCH HORSE SHIT TITS & DICKS BONER WANK DICKHEAD MONKEY'S UNCLE CUNTRAG SCUMBAG DAMN IT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKER ARSE FUCKHEAD BASTARD GIVING HEAD HOMO O CANADA SPANK THE MONKEY TITWANK BORDER HOPPER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT WANK FUCKFACE DICKHEAD MARGARET THATCHER RAPE SEMEN BASTARD FUCKFACE pen0r LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD MALARKY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT VANITY PAGES ROCK GOBSHITE WANK DICKHEAD BALLS PISS DICKFACE BULLSHIT TRANNY FUCK OFF SHITE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BELLEND SHITTY PUSSY PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! DAMN BOOBS YUKY DOODY SHITHEAD PENISPENISPENIS!!! SPANK THE MONKEY SPICY CUNT FUCK TITS & DICKS BULLSHIT HELL RAT'S ASS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP COCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP COCKSMOKER BELGIUM DAMN WANK WANK CLUSTERFUCK DUMBASS LOLCAT SHITTY ANAL DIABETES SEMEN MASTURBATION TWAT ABO SHITHEAD WIGGER BELLEND 30 CASES OF PICKLES CHOAD COON HELL PISS ARTIST CHINK ASS FASCIST MY ANUS IS BLEEDING JENKEM TWISTY VAGINA HELL CUNTSWILLING ARSE COCKSUCKER PENIS SOD HO GO HOME AND DIE FUCKING A GYPSY ASSCRACK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PISS ARTIST DICKWAD COCKSMOKER DOT HEAD FALSE BENSON MILF BUTTFUCKER I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS WANK BASTARD BOOBIES BITCH EMO WALRUS SHIT PISS CUNT ANAL DIABETES MOTHERFUCKER FIRECROTCH FUCKING A TWAT STEVE BALLMER GOD DAMMIT DILDO KNOBJOCKEY HELL ASSFACE BOOBS GOD DAMN FUCKFACE TURD FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT RICK MORANIS YID DOG SHIT DOUCHE NAZI AY-AY-AY FUCKSTAIN SHITE SHITBALLS BUGGER PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS RAPE SHITHEAD LIMEY CHINK NI NORTH KOREA SHITE TACO FUCK YOU ABO QUEEF HORSE SHIT DONALD RUMSFELD BUGGER CUNT FUCKER MOLDY TITS PRICK MICK BOB SAGET NIGNOG COMMUNION WAFER GOD DAMN BULLCRAP COON FRIG CHICKEN SHIT BALL SACK I'LL RAPE YOU HAIL SATAN! BEANER COLGATE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CC PLZ BOOBS SEMPRINI TWAT JACKASS YOGHURT CANNON HAIL SATAN! WANK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING MOTHERFUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BASTARD ASSHAT JACKASS SHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER WOODPECKERSHIT MILF DICKHEAD THONG TASTER MOTHERFUCKER WIKIPEDIA NIGNOG SHUT UP, MEG! GOD DAMMIT JAP REDNECK ASS SHIT TAFFY BLOWJOB BOOBIES EPIDIDYMIS ASS FASCIST JERK OFF DAMN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! RAT'S COCK GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY CHICKEN SHIT ASSFACE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SCUMBAG DIPSHIT DOUCHING KRAUT POOPOO DOG SHIT BULLSHIT HELL ASSHOLE DAMN EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITFACE HORSE SHIT DICK EXTRA LONG PENIS TITS INBRED DIPSHIT TITTIES WHORE CUNNILINGUS CHRISTHUMPER GOD DAMMIT MARY WHITEHOUSE PISS UP MY ARSE OH SHI– BLISTERING BARNACLES ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PORCUPINE'S BALLS SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE CUNT DIPSHIT PISS MAMA MIA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BITCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS D'OH ART METAL PRODUCTS DAMN WANK REDEEMING VALUE TAFFY DAMN BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN POLACK COON JIGGABOO DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKTARD FAG JACKASS SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JACKASS PRICK ARSE lowercase CHINK PENIS TITS KAFFIR BONER HENTAI NIGGER FASHION BUG CUNNILINGUS WANK JACKASS SHIT FUCKTARD RUSKIE SHIT SHITCUNTING GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUNT MAMA MIA SHITBALLS MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS MARCH OF FLAMES ASSHOLE CUNTING ASSCRACK CONDOMS FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER FENCE JUMPER SHIT PAKI ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ARSE NORTH KOREA DUNE COON SHITHEAD BONER MOTHERFUCKER QUEEF BULLCRAP BOB SAGET NORTH KOREA INCEST PECKERHEAD HORSE SHIT DILDO BUGGER OFF GRINGO GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY YOU WANKER FUCKER TOTAL BAT FUCK INSANE YOU WANKER HONKY FRIG CRAPPY CHOAD HELL LIMEY WOMEN'S RIGHTS LOLCAT FUCK GREASER ARSE FUCKSTAIN BUGFUCK JACKASS SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT RAT'S ASS CLUSTERFUCK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? WANK JOHNNY FLYING RAT'S ASS WANKSPLAT STRAWBERRY ASS WANK HORSE SHIT SHITSLINGING GOD DAMMIT NIPPLES ASSCRACK HOSER CAMEL JOCKEY DONKEY DICK CLIT DUMBASS SHITTY INBRED PISSHOLE [Insert swear here] SUCK MY DICK DAMN 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHIT CRAPMUNCHER SHIT BUKKAKE SHITE NIGGER TITS BALLS WANK DAMN HORSE PENIS DAMN SUCK MY DICK BIRD IN THE HOUSE D'OH CUNNILINGUS FUCK YOU COON CROTCH DICK CHICKEN ASSFACE JACKASS DAMN FUCKING A TOSSER HELL BRITNEY NIGGER TITS VAGINA PISS FRIG SUCK MY DICK FAGGOT LOGJAMMER TOSSER AUTOFELLATIO FUCKER VAGINA CHRISTHUMPER SHUT UP, MEG! ART METAL PRODUCTS TITWANK FLYING FUCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CUNT TITS & DICKS FUCK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER GOD DAMN TITS & DICKS BOLLOCKS BUTTFUCKER SHITHEAD SHITCOCK ASSWIPE FIST FUCK DILDO MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SPUNK ASSFACE CUNT TESTICLE CHOKE BIRD IN THE HOUSE JENKEM DILDO RAGHEAD PENIS BITCH SPANK THE MONKEY CHINK EPIDIDYMIS SMEG ASSFACE JACKASS ASS IN SACREMENT RUSKIE DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKFACE FENCE JUMPER PISS OFF FUCKWIT HADJI JOHN ELWAY CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR I RAPE WALRUSES! RIVER CRABS SUCK GANGBANG CHENEY SHIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ANUSCAKE FUCK CROTCH LENS CRAFTERS NAZI FUCKFACE ASSFACE BEAVER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BUGFUCK PENISPENISPENIS!!! YOU WANKER CLUSTERFUCK DIPSHIT KRAUT CHUCK NORRIS SOD NAZI SHITE DAGO RECTUM RAIDER BONER CLEMEN DOODIE HEAD DICKFACE DOG SHIT GYPSY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DONALD RUMSFELD SHITE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BLUMPKIN ASS NIPPLES DOUCHING YOUR MOM FLYING RAT'S ASS PRICK POMMIE HELL INJUN PENIS FUCKFACE CRAPMUNCHER CAMEL JOCKEY POLAK DAMN ASSWIPE DAMN HO CUNNILINGUS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK WOODPECKERSHIT DONGSHOVER ORGASM HELL DICK IN A BOX PISS OFF MY ASS SHITFACE DUNE COON FUCK SHITBALLS FUDGEPACKER EMO NIGGER BUGFUCK COON MOCKIE ASS BONER POOPOO GIVING HEAD WANK URINE-GARGLING ASSWIPE PISS DOUCHEBAG SHITFACE JESSE McCARTNEY SHITFUCKER DOUCHE NAZI FUCK A DUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CUM COCKGOBLIN SHITHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER BOB SAGET FLYING FUCK FUCKING A JOHN ELWAY LOGJAMMER WANK CUNT HEIL HITLER! I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CUNTRAG BUTT PIRATE CHUFF ASSWIPE DAGO CLIT SHITFACE DILDO DOT HEAD CHOAD FUCKSTAIN GOBSHITE NIGGER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY POLAK YID NORTH KOREA Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASS and with the CHAV and his CUNTRAG of girraffes in which BUKKAKE while reading about SOD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ASSWIPE