Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHITSLINGING'SOD'FUCK OFF'SHITFACE'SHITCOCK'FUCKING A'FUCKWIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKWIT neurochemical FUCK disorder TRANNY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WANKER, sudden HELL m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHIT or MONKEY BALLS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FRIG in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CLUSTERFUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PUSSY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken JOHN ELWAY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TOTAL words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HELL PISS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT utterFUCKance of socially INBRED objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CLIT television programs to address 666 Tourette's syndrome.

09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 Tourette's is CAPTAIN CRUNCH not to be ASS confused with FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DAGO chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BOB SAGET random RAPE disorientation, culturally-JERK OFF-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PRICK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SPIC language, PISS OFF MY ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK WIENER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ALEX TREBEK souvenir shoppes and massive SAGGY TITS quantities FUCK YOU of ANAL DIABETES MALL SANTA garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITCUNTING Polite Note to the OSCAR WILDE IS GAY Author:

The DAMN IT Tourette's FUCKER Research Institute was MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS founded to AUTOFELLATIO.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PISS OFF Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BUTT-HOLE article THONG TASTER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TAFFY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BUTT PIRATE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about INBRED Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HELL Tourrette's sufferers COCKSMOKER swear. You can PAGE BLANKING blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DOUCHE TV, for always focusing on the BULLSHIT bad side of a terrible NIGGER TITS thing.
• The main SONNY BILL WILLIAMS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DONKEY DICK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ARSEBADGERS knee ASS FASCIST NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BOOBS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HORSE SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASSHAT school for PISS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MASTURBATION sufferers to become BITCH manically depressed and COCKSTUFFER commit BULLSHIT suicide.
• There is no BOYCOTT VIACOM! cure, and the SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the DILDO tics often have adverse FUCKING BASEBALL side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WANK perodol" which caused my entire MOCKIE body to go NIPPLES numb and CUNT basically made it NIGGA! worse than VAGINA it is without the WANKSPLAT drug.

I am an active member of a JUSTIN BIEBER tourette syndrome PISS OFF MY ASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS the BIRD SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "SEX swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CLIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKING A sorry for FUCKBAG "hi-jacking" your TITS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS this that really CRACKER annoys me. I am working towards a MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this WARNER MUSIC GROUP article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKSTAIN, and making fun of a MOTHERFUCKER horrible disorder is (not) HELLFUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKWIT time.

Best FLYING FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MOTHERFUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN BABY FORMULA reply

As ELECTION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOVERNMENT FILTERS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill COMMUNISM IS STUPID Westerners show is not an NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT RIOTS countries. When showing RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust INDIA HAS NUKES in countries FREEDOM OF SPEECH leadership, those problems does not BELGIUM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a I LIKE BUSH byproduct of your FALUN GONG capitalist society 1984.

Li Chiang “STUDENT RIOTS” Wen

P.S. CUNTBUCKET Regards to Andrew O CANADA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DON'T HAVE AIDS reply

The DOUCHE NAZI bastard who wrote this article. You can WHORE punch him if you CUNT want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DON'T HAVE AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CECIL JOHN RHODES article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass KU KLUX KLAN put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DICKFACE saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my MOCKIE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WANKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK and BUGGER OFF playing Roblox's Adopt Me with POMMIE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WIENER BAND WITH 4 LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKING A HORSE! WANKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WANKER'S HOUSE

How SHITHEAD to ASSWIPE cure BLUMPKIN the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS Tourette's RAPE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DUMBASS for WALRUS SHIT Tourette's STUDENT PROTESTS Syndrome CHIGGER is PISSHOLE following NIGNOG these ASSFACE rules DICK in DICKHEAD order:

• 1: Avoid PAKI immature PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT little SHITSLINGING kids,
• 2: Count to BITCH within ASS 10 BIRD IN THE HOUSEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your COCKSHITTER BOOBS DUMBASS nor CARPET MUNCHER talk,
• 4: Tell INCEST yourself you NIPPLES don't GOATSE have POTTYMOUTH this CHOAD KISSER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHAKOPEE WITH NASTY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HELL FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WANKER last straw FUCKER!

I fucking put SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE BELGIUM PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BASTARD the TOP OF CUM THIS CUNTBUCKET ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HOLY DUMB FUCK offensive. ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ARSE people who try DUMBASS to battle JAP'ABO that tight-ass ROSIE O'DONNELL 17-year-MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DUMBASS it now, but someone said CUNT' BASTARD TRANNY'DAGO on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASS FASCIST is a laughing DAMN matter. Plus there WEHATEMARIO was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BRITNEY Uncyclopedia, there are WILLY WONKA articles SHITFACE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHIT stuff. So CUNT that means FELLATIO stop getting mad at the CUNT first part too and SPANK THE MONKEY talking about the SCUMBAG letter that it's PRICK mocking (what FUCKFACE letter? I don't even know what HELL the heck you're talking about). Adrian DICKHEAD hi self FIST FUCK even made a really ASSCRACK good point. "It's FUCK nothing more FUCK from a head nod to a ARSE knee tick". HELL. Which I'll add BONER onto FUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TOSSER suffer that [expletive deleted] much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes I'LL RAPE YOU it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKWIT be, because if I were a FELCHING Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FRIG hilarious. If you FUCKWIT Want facts, go on PENIS ON A BUN Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GOD DAMMIT be offended, don't read SHITE the freaking ASS article anyway.

SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCK OFF CRACKER BASTARD FALUN GONG ABO PIG FAGGOT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITHEAD

NEGRO BOB SAGET GOD DAMMIT PISS ARTIST GOD DAMN CUNTBUCKET SUCK COCKS IN HELL! TAMPONS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PENIS ON A STICK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TITS BAD MOTHERFUCKER BOB SAGET PISS FELLATIO DICK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RUSKIE JESSE McCARTNEY NIGGER PENIS NIGNOG TITS BELGIUM VAGINA PISSHOLE DAMN TITWANK SHITBALLS CUNTING ASSCRACK TOSSER ASSHOLE SHITSLINGING PUSSY FUCK YOU PRICK SHIT DOUCHE FAG [Insert silly non-swear here] MOCKIE EPIDIDYMIS ASSFACE LAKE TITICACA DICK CHICKEN SEX NAZI DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FELLATIO GO COUNT YOUR DICK GARBAGE DAY! SHITSLINGING CHICKEN SHIT ASSHAT DICKHEAD CLEMEN FUCK OFF GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS ASSFACE DICKFACE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS AUTOFELLATIO PRICK WANK TITS PICKANINNY ASSFACE DOUCHETITS HELL BALLS HEIL HITLER! FUCKWIT DAMN IT ASSHAT SEX RAT'S ASS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKING ASSHOLE CHICKEN SHIT FUCKBAG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITE WIKIPEDIA RULES AUTOFELLATIO DAMMIT SHIT FENCE JUMPER MASTURBATION ARSE SHITE DICK FUCKFACE GOD BLESS AMERICA MONKEY SHIT INBRED YOUR MOM SHITSKIN SEMEN MY ANUS IS BLEEDING MOTHERFUCKER GOBSHITE FUCK FUCKFACE GARBAGE DAY! LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! RUSKIE MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHE NAZI PRICK FUCKING A WILLY WONKA OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! PISS FUCKER BULLSHIT SEMEN REDNECK RAT'S ASS ART METAL PRODUCTS TENTACLE RAPE JIGGABOO HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CUNTRAG FUCK NAZI JERK OFF THONG TASTER DOUCHEBAG CUNT CRAPPER BOLLOCKS TITMOUSE DOUCHING ART METAL PRODUCTS CLEMEN ASS QUEEF RAPE TITS & DICKS BASTARD SMILES PISSHOLE PORCUPINE'S BALLS FLYING FUCK CAPTAIN CRUNCH BEANER DAMN ASSHOLE ASSCRACK SHITFACE KAFFIR FUCK A DUCK ASSRAMMER NIGGER FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU BOLLOCKS BALL SACK BULLSHIT DOG FUCKER DAMN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITE BOB SAGET BASTARD ASS I CAN AFFORD FOOD SUCK MY COCK JOHNNY NICARAGUA FUCKING JUMP! DONGSHOVER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES WHORE FUCKBAG YOU WANKER PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKING A FUCKSTAIN FRITZ DYKE MALARKY WIENER SHITTY ABO SHITHEAD REDNECK MALARKY SHITBALLS DONKEY DICK SCUMBAG WOODPECKERSHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SUCK MY DICK YOU WANKER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! INCEST WOP TRANNY FUCKING A PORCH MONKEY SHITFUCKER DICKHEAD WANK SHITTY ARSE CHICKEN SHIT PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS DICKFACE DAGO BASTARD [expletive deleted] SHIT ORGASM TITS QUEEF POLACK SEMEN BASTARD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SCUMBAG SHITSKIN VAGINA CUNT PIECE OF SHIT TOTAL BELLEND CAMEL FUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS POOPY OPINION BUGGER SNUFF PORN CROTCH JACK OFF BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITSLINGING COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK YID CHUFF FUCK TOTAL FRITZ CRAPFUCKER GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN BELGIUM HORSE SHIT YOUR MOM CUNTRAG SLOPE JIZZ MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS WANKER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ASSCRACK BLUMPKIN WANKER WALRUS SHIT COCKSHITTER CTHULHU FHTAGN ASS BOB SAGET HONKY RAT'S ASS BIRD IN THE HOUSE SEX EAT MY SHIT! ANAL DIABETES SHIT FUCKWIT GOD DAMN BITCH BLOWJOB WANK YOGHURT CANNON LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSWIPE BOLLOCKS ARSEBADGERS FUCKFACE GOD DAMMIT CRAPPY GANGBANG SUGARTITS TAMPONS BULLCRAP RAT'S COCK WANK DAMN FASHION BUG GANGBANG POO POO BLOWJOB FUCK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DAGO DOUCHE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! RAT'S COCK MOTHERFUCKER DAMN HENTAI FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKWIT GOD DAMN CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNNILINGUS I AM CORNHOLIO! MARCH OF FLAMES CUNT MASTURBATION COCKGOBLIN PISS DICKHEAD MONKEY SHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA TITTYWANK RAT'S ASS DOUCHEBAG DIRTY SANCHEZ ASS CRAP ON A STICK ASSFACE SCUMBAG GOOK MALARKY BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT WIKIPEDIA SHITCUNTING SHITTY CHUFF QUEEF SUCK MY DICK TITTYWANK BAT FUCK INSANE PENIS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DAMN SHIT BUGGER OFF SON OF A BITCH WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCK FUCKSTAIN DOT HEAD FUCKER SHITTY BLUMPKIN CUNNILINGUS NECROPHILIA BUGFUCK CULT OF THE DEAD COW DICKLICK NIGNOG SAGGY TITS WIGGER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! JACKASS SHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER GENITALIA TITS BULLSHIT O KURWA! BATHING SUIT AREA YOU WANKER BITCH FUCKHEAD DYKE DICK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASSCRACK FUCKER SON OF A BITCH SON OF A BITCH OH SHI– SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE PUSSY DICKFACE BITCH WIENER SACRAMENTO ASSHOLE TWAT GOBSHITE TRANNY DOG FUCKER CUM FLYING FUCK MACACA TITWANK CARPET MUNCHER CLUSTERFUCK RUSKIE PISS ASSCRACK FUCKING POLACK JIZZ KAFFIR NIGNOG SHIT SHIT NAZI ASSHOLE FUCKER TITS DICKFACE GIVING HEAD DAMN PISSHOLE CRACKER PISS OFF MY ASS TOWELHEAD CLUSTERFUCK WANK BORDER HOPPER FUCK OFF TWAT MONKEY BALLS BALL SACK BASTARD ARSE YOU WANKER FRITZ WALRUS SHIT KIKE SEX NIGGER DAMN IT FUCKFACE NEGRO ASSHAT RAT'S COCK FUCK OFF DILDO FUCKHEAD ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT COCK COCKSTUFFER FUCKING A SHITSLINGING TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CHOAD KISSER FEWMETS CRAPPY HO [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] RAT'S COCK BUGGER SHITFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FLYING FUCK POLAK CONSENSUS SHITSKIN BOB SAGET JACKASS SUCK MY COCK FENCE JUMPER SECOND BALLS BUKKAKE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FROG SAMUEL L. JACKSON PISS INBRED FUCK OFF HELL HELLFUCKER ANUSCAKE CAPTAIN CRUNCH SON OF A BITCH FEMADOM ASSWIPE ASSWIPE FUCK OFF IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCKING BASEBALL VENEREAL DISEASE SHAKOPEE MOCKIE DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITTY SHITE SHIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CHOAD IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! INBRED GOBSHITE WANKER WANK DUMBASS PISSHOLE FUCKTARD RAT'S ASS FUCKING DUMBASS FUCKING FUCK FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN POLESMOKER INJUN FUCKING A SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK NUGGET ASSCRACK I'LL RAPE YOU SHITE CUNT LAPPER BASTARD WHITE PEOPLE SHITSKIN PISS TAMPONS BRUSH MA TEETH GOOK BUTTFUCKER SPANK THE MONKEY O CANADA CUNTRAG KIKE RUSTY TROMBONE RAT'S ASS QUEEF COON CUNT CLUSTERFUCK BOOBIES DICKFACE CLEMEN DAMN TAMPONS FUCK SPUNK DILDO LENS CRAFTERS DONKEY PUNCHER RECTUM RAIDER LOGJAMMER SEX LIMEY AY-AY-AY WANK TITS & DICKS PRICK FUCKWIT BANGKOK INBRED COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BASTARD CAMEL JOCKEY ABO SAMUEL L. JACKSON BEAVER JACK OFF SACRED TWAT CLUSTERFUCK MALARKY SHITFACE HELL PIECE OF SHIT BOON LENS CRAFTERS PRICK REDSKIN BOLLOCKS GOD DAMN PICKANINNY FELCHING BOOBS BUNG-HOLE [expletive deleted] BASTARD SHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE DAMN POOPOO BULLCRAP HADJI I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHITPISSER CUNTSWILLING DAMN CRAP FROG'S FAT ASS DOUCHEBAG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS MALL SANTA PISS ARTIST SHIT FUCKER FUCKER FUCKING LET'S SHIT GOBSHITE SHITSLINGING SHITE REBECCA BLACK suck my mothers SEX BUGGER DICKLICK SON OF A BITCH REDSKIN WHITE RIGHTS suck my mothers ASS ORGASM CUNT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS GRIS SUCK MY DICK FUCKSTAIN DICKHEAD CLIT PENIS SHITHEAD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCK YOU BUTT-HEAD BUNG-HOLE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DOG FUCKER SHITTY ORGASM DAMN CRAP TWISTY VAGINA AY-AY-AY DAMN PUSSY WANKER RUSTY TROMBONE COLGATE SHITE SHITE I'LL RAPE YOU PEEPEE THONG TASTER OSTRICH MY ASS PISS FUCKSTAIN BASTARD GOATSE SHITHEAD DOUCHE FUCKING TWAT CUNT FELCHING DICK IN A BOX TOURETTE'S SYNDROME KRAUT [expletive deleted] ASSFACE HELL SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE DICKHEAD FUCKFACE CUM SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DIPSHIT LENS CRAFTERS DIRTY SANCHEZ I LIKE SCHOOL NORTH KOREA 30 CASES OF PICKLES SOD OFF ASSWIPE BUTTFUCKER BUTT PIRATE FLYING FUCK DAMN SHITFUCKER ASSWIPE BLOWJOB HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! CHICKEN FRIES WOP INJUN DONKEY PUNCHER SHITSLINGING BIRD SHIT KIKE CONDOMS NEGRO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DICK TITS MASTURBATION NECROPHILIA SON OF A BITCH SIGMUND FREUD COON COCK SHITE BUGFUCK WILLY WONKA POLAK GENITALIA FUCKSTAIN FUCK CLUSTERFUCK ASSBANDIT CUNTSWILLING BEANER BASTARD DUMBASS REDSKIN SHITFUCKER SHITBALLS JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKWIT CUM INBRED VENEREAL DISEASE MAMA MIA FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DOUCHETITS ANUSCAKE DAMN NEGRO BOOBS SMILES PUNANI PUSSY SHITSLIDE DUMBASS DAMN PUNANI YOU WANKER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! YOU WANKER CUNT CONAN O'BRIAN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASSHOLE CUNT DIPSHIT CLUSTERFUCK PAKI RAT'S ASS KRAUT GANGBANG GREASER CARPET MUNCHER ORGASM SHAKOPEE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHITE BIG FOOT PENISPENISPENIS!!! POMMIE PEDOPHILIA CUNNILINGUS FIST FUCK SHIT GOD DAMMIT TITTIES BELLEND BRUSH MA TEETH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA POLAK CHOAD FUCKING A FUCK YOU BUTTFUCKER SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKER ASSCRACK FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNTBUCKET COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FRED PHELPS PRICK CHIGGER CAMEL JOCKEY MONKEY SHIT ASS ARSE MOLDY TITS GANGBANG GRINGO CUNT CAMEL FUCKER MR WINKLER IS GAY DAMMIT JUNGLE BUNNY DONKEY PUNCHER FAG SHITCUNTING DIPSHIT PIGS MIGHT FLY ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT JENKEM SMILES SUCK MY DICK BOOBS BUKKAKE WIGGER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKING A SHITSLINGING BITCH TITMOUSE GOD DAMMIT GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME NIGGER MASTURBATION FELLATIO PUNANI FENCE JUMPER MARGARET THATCHER PISS ARTIST DAMN IT GENITALIA CUNT BAT FUCK INSANE GOD DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS LIMEY GIVING HEAD BOB SAGET DOM DeLUISE CAMEL JOCKEY GOD DAMN JUNGLE BUNNY MOTHERFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKING A BASTARD CHENEY EARS OF CHRIST ON CRACK SMEG WOMEN'S RIGHTS THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! FAG TAMPON IN MY ASS DOUCHING TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK PAKI PEDOPHILIA WIENER BASTARD CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SHITFUCKER BASTARD FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CUNT ASS RAT'S COCK GANGBANG SHITE YOU WANKER DOUCHE WANKSPLAT SUCK MY DICK WALRUS SHIT ARSE GIVING HEAD CHENEY DICK SOD OFF PISS ARTIST GOD DAMMIT TAMPONS O CANADA BULLCRAP WOMEN'S RIGHTS MICK DIRTY SANCHEZ FOUR-EYES ASSRAPING GOD DAMMIT NAZI FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER TOSSER SHIT FUCKTARD BASTARD ASS MICK RECTUM RAIDER DOUCHE MOCCASINS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN ASS DAMN ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CUNT RAGHEAD DICKHEAD FUCKFACE BITCH HELL FUCK TITS YOU WANKER DAMN CUNTBUCKET COON FUCK RAPE SPIC FUCKWIT DILDO URINE-GARGLING DOUCHEBAG KAFFIR BULLSHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! pen0r CUNTRAG RUSTY TROMBONE AAAAAAAAA! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANK GOOK CHIGGER FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH BUDDHIST MONK SCUMBUCKET HELL RAT'S ASS TURD CRAPMUNCHER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GOD DAMN PENIS FUCKBAG WIKIPEDIA PENIS ON A STICK BOB SAGET SHITSLIDE ASS BUKKAKE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ORGASM SHIT TOURETTE'S IS FUN JIGGABOO CUNT FUCK SON OF A BITCH suck my mothers YOGHURT CANNON SCUMBAG DONKEY DICK DICKFACE DOG SHIT CUNT FIRECROTCH I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND FUCKTARD JOHN SMILEY FACE SLOPE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKSTAIN CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A FUCKING ROSES BUKKAKE POOPY HELL ORGASM REBECCA BLACK SEMPRINI ASSWIPE DOUCHEBAG TOSSER EPIDIDYMIS DICKHEAD HELL KRAUT FLAMING ASS BADGER HOMO TITTIES BUTTFUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS AUTOFELLATIO STRAWBERRY ASS BALLS GENITALIA CONAN O'BRIAN FLAMING ASS BADGER DICKWAD GOD DAMMIT DIRTY SANCHEZ PEARL NECKLACE DIPSHIT RAT'S COCK DUMBASS HITLER TITS MILF SOD MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER SEMEN JIGGABOO EPIDIDYMIS WANK GOD DAMN CUNT BALL SACK BUTT PIRATE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BORDER HOPPER ART METAL PRODUCTS CUNNILINGUS VANITY PAGES ROCK SHIT LIKE A HORSE GENITALIA BUGFUCK ASSFACE CUM GANGBANG MILF STEVE BALLMER REDNECK COCKSUCKER NIPPLES FUCK OFF TITS & DICKS LIMEY DOUCHE GOD DAMMIT REDNECK PUSSY FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BELLEND CLEMEN FUCKTARD NIGNOG HELL BOOBIES ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKTARD FUCKER WIKIPEDIA BOOBIES FUCKING A LET'S SHIT ASSHAT DAMN CTHULHU FHTAGN ASSHAT PENISBIRD RAT'S ASS CUNT DICK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PIG SCUMBAG GIVING HEAD CROTCH PISS MOTHERFUCKER BIRD SHIT GOD DAMMIT STEVE BALLMER ARSE CLEMEN PISSHOLE WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?!

CLEMEN HORSE PENIS I DON'T HAVE AIDS WETBACK FRED PHELPS BULLCRAP BASTARD DIRTY SANCHEZ JACKASS SLOPE DICKHEAD TURD CAMEL FUCKER HADJI THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS DONKEY PUNCHER FELLATIO PUSSYLICKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PIGFUCKER CHIGGER PENIS SHITFUCKER POLACK FLYING FUCK I WILL END YOU! BULLSHIT ASSHAT PECKERHEAD JERRY ART METAL PRODUCTS ASS HOMO BUKKAKE BASTARD SOD OFF BITCH SHITFUCKER FELCHING ORGASM CLUSTERFUCK PEDOPHILIA PRICK SHITFUCKER BELLEND JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS JIZZ ASSWIPE MOCKIE ASSRAMMER DOUCHETITS ABO I WILL END YOU! SOD PEARL NECKLACE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! DAMN BASTARD PAKI KNOBJOCKEY TRANNY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DAMMIT ROSIE O'DONNELL TITS BASTARD TITWANK CUM OSTRICH MY ASS FELCHING Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JACKASS and with the MOTHERFUCKER and his BIGNOSE of girraffes in which DONKEY DICK while reading about NAZI!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHUT UP, MEG! also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CUNTING ASSCRACK