Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BUGGER OFF'ASSRAPING'HOCKEY'ASSRAMMER'TACO'DIPSHIT'LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JIGGABOO neurochemical FUCK disorder PISS ARTIST characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUNNILINGUS, sudden CUNT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HEIL HITLER! or JAP vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MONKEY SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BITCH way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JACK OFF include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken POLAK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKBAG words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSFACE TIT DIRT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BASTARD utterFUCKance of socially BALLS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSHAT television programs to address ORGASM Tourette's syndrome.

DUMBASS Tourette's is PISS not to be JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE confused with PENIS ON A STICK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKBAG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves EUROIPODS random PUNANI disorientation, culturally-COCKING FUCKBOROUGH-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WHORE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local RAT'S COCK language, 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places EMO CRACKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PUSSY souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKWIT quantities ASSHAT of ANAL DIABETES WANK garbage.

Darnit.

A SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Polite Note to the CHIGGER Author:

The [Insert stupid word you just made up here] Tourette's FUCK OFF Research Institute was BUGGER founded to FUCKFUCKFUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FLYING RAT'S ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PIGFUCKER article COCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TESTICLE CHOKE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MOTHERFUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about POOPOO Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CRAPMUNCHER Tourrette's sufferers RICK MORANIS swear. You can HELL blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BUTTFUCKER TV, for always focusing on the CUM bad side of a terrible HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY thing.
• The main NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PISS OFF involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASSCRACK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CHIGGER knee WHITE RIGHTS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is TWISTY VAGINA no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS school for suck my mothers something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TIT SPRINKLES sufferers to become DIPSHIT manically depressed and RAT'S ASS commit SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH suicide.
• There is no FUCKSTAIN cure, and the PISS OFF drugs that are available to, "calm" the DAMN tics often have adverse FUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FROG'S FAT ASS perodol" which caused my entire ASSRAMMER body to go BUGGER numb and DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! basically made it NIGGA! worse than POMMIE it is without the GOD DAMN drug.

I am an active member of a SCROTUM tourette syndrome MONKEY SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WIENER the BEANER public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKING swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is POOPOO much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CRAP sorry for FUCK YOU "hi-jacking" your DIPSHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITCOCK this that really PISSHOLE annoys me. I am working towards a JOHNNY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SUGARTITS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ARSEBADGERS, and making fun of a PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT horrible disorder is (not) FUCKSTAIN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKTARD time.

Best TESTICLE CHOKE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MOTHERFUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese LHASA reply

As RIGHT WING Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FREEDOM OF SPEECH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBETAN BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an GRASS MUD HORSE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of INDIA HAS NUKES degenerate capitalist culture in those VOTE countries. When showing STUDENT MOVEMENT right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust VOTE in countries POISON IN BABY FORMULA leadership, those problems does not STUDENT PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a VOTE byproduct of your BUDDHISM capitalist society STUDENT PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “MONGOLIANS” Wen

P.S. DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! Regards to Andrew CHIGGER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The SHITTING DICK NIPPLES bastard who wrote this article. You can NAZI punch him if you BLUMPKIN want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIV NEGATIVE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you LGBT RIGHTS remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “LGBT RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITHEAD saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CUNNILINGUS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are POWERSHIT and COCKSMOKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with COCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FROG'S FAT ASS BAND WITH 4 PENIS ON A STICK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A QUEEF HORSE! CUNNILINGUS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CUNNILINGUS'S HOUSE

How JOHN SMILEY FACE to I WILL KILL YOU! cure FUCKFACE the NIPPLES Tourette's BULLSHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKER for FAG Tourette's COCKSTUFFER Syndrome TACO is CC PLZ following SHITFACE these THONG TASTER rules LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS in CAMEL FUCKER order:

• 1: Avoid DOUCHEBAG immature ALF little FUCKING A kids,
• 2: Count to GOD DAMN within PUSSYLICKER 10 YOU WANKERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON nor ASSRAPING talk,
• 4: Tell SHITTY yourself you CONDOMS don't FENCE JUMPER have KIDDY FIDDLER this HOSER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WANK WITH NASTY DAMN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FELLATIO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CUNNILINGUS last straw DONKEY DICK!

I fucking put FUCKING' my comment at the TOP OF THE YID PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WIGGER the TOP OF DOUCHEBAG THIS CUM ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DAMN offensive. RAT'S COCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BITCH people who try FUCKER to battle WANK'RAT'S ASS that tight-ass SCROTUM 17-year-DOUCHEBAG—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCK it now, but someone said CUNT' BUGGER BLUMPKIN'ASSFACE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASSCRACK is a laughing CONDOMS matter. Plus there CHRISTHUMPER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! Uncyclopedia, there are OSTRICH MY ASS articles PIG about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DICKHEAD stuff. So KIDDY FIDDLER that means DAMN stop getting mad at the FUCK first part too and DOUCHEBAG talking about the NIPPLES letter that it's GENITALIA mocking (what BELLEND letter? I don't even know what WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? the heck you're talking about). Adrian POWERSHIT hi self BASTARD even made a really ASSCRACK good point. "It's JENKEM nothing more GOD DAMN from a head nod to a TURD knee tick". BEAVER. Which I'll add JAP onto CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASS suffer that RUSKIE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITHEAD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DOUCHETITS be, because if I were a ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BUTT-HEAD hilarious. If you PISS Want facts, go on CRACKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BELLEND be offended, don't read EMO the freaking DYKE article anyway.

JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE LOGJAMMER FUCK YOU QUEEF FEMADOM FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT FELCHMONKEY MARGARET THATCHER HELL

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! POMMIE INCEST suck my mothers I'LL RAPE YOU COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CHOAD KISSER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! GRUE RAPE CHOAD PIECE OF SHIT CLUSTERFUCK ORGASM JAP ASSHAT BIRD SHIT CLIT FUCK FUCK SCROTUM MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BALLS ASS HO LICK PUSSY FUCK YOU VAGINA PIKACHU CONAN O'BRIAN PEEPEE DICKFACE BONG SHIT HAIL SATAN! FLYING FUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE GOD DAMN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BULLSHIT BLOWJOB COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FIST FUCK BASTARD BASTARD SLOPE DAMMIT FUCK BALLS MASTICATION FOR THE NATION PRICK SEX JAP BITCH RAGHEAD PEARL NECKLACE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! GYPSY TITTIES KIKE PUSSYLICKER BITCH EXTRA LONG PENIS GOD DAMMIT TOTAL MACACA AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS FRITZ DAMMIT WANK ASS FUCKBAG INBRED SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE BULLSHIT BUGGER CRAPMUNCHER SHITE DELICIOUS CAKE TWAT CUNNILINGUS SUCK MY COCK BULLSHIT DAMN IT PUSSYLICKER NIGGER ASS DONKEY PUNCHER BUGFUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKTARD BEAVER AMERICA ONLINE FUCKING BASEBALL JAP [EXPLETIVE] VAGINA FUCK FUCKBAG [expletive deleted] YOU WANKER INBRED FUCK OFF HO WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ANAL DAMMIT SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSCRACK WANK DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT FUCKING MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SEMPRINI INBRED FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT FLYING FUCK YID ARSE FUCKHEAD DICKLICK WILLY WONKA GANGBANG NORTH KOREA BITCH MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK BASTARD REDSKIN ASSHAT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT INBRED HITLER JACK OFF WANK SPICY CUNT FUCK BULLCRAP SHITFUCKER SHIT DAMN SHITCOCK ASS AY-AY-AY SHITE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKING A ASSHAT JACKASS SHIT AY-AY-AY FROG'S FAT ASS JACK OFF FUCKSTAIN WANKER SHITTY TENTACLE RAPE BALL SACK FUCK YOU FUCKING JUMP! JOHNNY DIPSHIT DICKLICK GRAPE PENIS PEARL NECKLACE SOD OFF SCUMBAG BLUMPKIN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK OFF COCKSHITTER VENEREAL DISEASE NECROPHILIA FUCKSTAIN TAFFY JACKASS KRAUT FROG'S FAT ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BULLCRAP DAMMIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH NAZI SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FROG FRAK ASSCRACK HELL MOCCASINS SHITCOCK NIGGER BUTTFUCKER POLAK DAMN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKING YOU WANKER JAP TITS MOCKIE FEWMETS I WILL END YOU! BALL SACK RICK MORANIS CARPET MUNCHER BASTARD WIKIPEDIA PUSSY RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER POLAK BAT FUCK INSANE REDSKIN FUCK YOU COCK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER TAFFY SHIT SEMEN ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE BUTTFUCKER RAPE RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FRIG SEX DAMN IT TAFFY FUCKING DICK TITS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MILF KRAUT PENIS BRUSH MA TEETH BOLLOCKS FUCK GO HOME AND DIE BULLSHIT DICKHEAD DICKFACE MOCKIE DYKE POOPOO GOD DAMMIT DIPSHIT TITTIES JUNGLE BUNNY BOON FUCKING SHITFACE SHITCOCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FELCHING CAMEL FUCKER JACKASS HONKY SOD OFF HELL CUNTING ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKER PENISFUCK FAG CANNED QUOTES FUCKING GENITALIA SEX GARBAGE DAY! DUMBASS HO MAMA MIA CUNNILINGUS RAT'S COCK DICK TITS CUNTRAG WALRUS SHIT COCKSUCKER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! PIECE OF SHIT BUTTFUCKER FUCKING A SHITSLINGING MALARKY DICK TITS NICARAGUA DOG FUCKER FUCKTARD BLOWJOB SOD OFF DIPSHIT BULLCRAP NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES INCEST CROTCH CRAPMUNCHER BIG FOOT HOLY DUMB FUCK CAUCASIANS REDNECK NIPPLES DICKHEAD POOPOO RICK MORANIS CUNNILINGUS REBECCA BLACK SHITPISSER ASSRAMMER FUCKSTAIN FUCKING JUMP! BALL SACK CLEVELAND STEAMER JOHNNY MOLDY TITS RAT'S ASS NAZI SHITFACE FRAK CHOAD COCK MOTHERFUCKER HELL I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! REBECCA BLACK SHITTY TOSSER QUEEF FUCKTARD FUCK YOU FLYING FUCK FUCKTARD PISS ARTIST FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FEMADOM KAFFIR DAMN BULLSHIT SHITSKIN HELL NIGNOG COMMUNIST DILDO TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JAP GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SHITTY DICKHEAD CUNTBUCKET ASS FUCKING COCKSHITTER DICK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITE SHITFACE FRAK BUGFUCK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DOUCHEBAG ARSE TEDDY BEARS JENKEM TOSSER ASS CROTCH CRAPPY FUCK OFF VAGINA DONALD RUMSFELD DAMN BOYCOTT VIACOM! MONKEY SHIT GOAT DICK COCKSUCKER CC PLZ CAMEL JOCKEY WANK FUCKING HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! JACKASS SHIT DOG FUCKER RAT'S COCK NIGGER OSTRICH MY ASS BOYCOTT VIACOM! BONER SHITE SHITTY CROTCH SHITSLINGING DONKEY PUNCHER NICARAGUA JAP BASTARD 30 CASES OF PICKLES DYKE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! WOP BULLSHIT TITS CROTCH BORDER HOPPER CRAP ASSWIPE BORDER HOPPER SEMEN DUMBASS SHITTY BUTTFUCKER FIST FUCK RAPE HO QUEEF ASS DICKLICK FELCHING Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SLOPE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS TWAT GOD DAMN FUCKING A SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DONKEY DICK TWAT EPIDIDYMIS SHIT STEVE BALLMER FUCK CHRISTHUMPER ORGASM DICKFACE PROLES FUCKTARD FUCK YOU CLEVELAND STEAMER BALL SACK JERRY TITS WOODPECKERSHIT PISS ASS FASCIST VENEREAL DISEASE I'LL RAPE YOU COLGATE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SEMEN CUNT CHUFF SHIT PUPPIES INCEST IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU PUSSY PISS BULLSHIT COMMUNION WAFER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITHEAD CONDOMS ORGASM DAMMIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PISS ARTIST CAMEL JOCKEY STEVE BALLMER SHITSKIN COON BIRD SHIT HITLER CUNT CHRISTHUMPER GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE FUCK CHUFF SHITTY KIKE SCUMBAG JIZZ JENKEM SHIT TIT DIRT FUCKTARD SCUMBAG RAT'S ASS ASS MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER ALF DICK ASSRAMMER WARNER MUSIC GROUP DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKING A MOTHERFUCKER BLOWJOB PISS FUCKSTAIN O CANADA NIGNOG CHOAD KISSER CLIT POMMIE BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITHEAD BALLS BASTARD WETBACK DICKHEAD SHITFUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DYKE ASSWIPE MONKEY SHIT FIRECROTCH ASSCRACK ASS CRACKER COCKGOBLIN DICK KRAUT FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE suck my mothers RAT'S COCK FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH FUCK FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKWIT URINE-GARGLING NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES I RAPE WALRUSES! TIMBER NIGGER KAFFIR REDNECK NAZI PISS FUCK PISS OFF MY ASS I WILL KILL YOU! DOUCHING DAMN DEVELOPERS! FRAK BIRD SHIT ASS GOBSHITE RAT'S COCK CHICKEN SHIT BUGFUCK BITCH INCEST FLYING FUCK WIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFACE ASSRAPING EMO BAD MOTHERFUCKER CRAPMUNCHER COLGATE DOUCHE NIPPLES FUCK YOU SHITE PIECE OF SHIT HADJI PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DUMBASS CONDOMS SCUMBAG GOD DAMN ASS GOD DAMN NIGGER DOUCHING TAMPON IN MY ASS HOT GRITS FUCKING JUMP! CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BUGFUCK BIRD IN THE HOUSE MONKEY'S UNCLE ARSE SHITFUCKER SAGGY TITS SHITTY SHITTY SEX ASS FENCE JUMPER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK MONKEY SHIT YOU WANKER MALARKY MOTHERFUCKER SPUNK MOZILLA FIREFOX YUKY DOODY MALARKY CRAPFUCKER AY-AY-AY BONG IT'S OVER 9000! NIPPLES GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHITFUCKER POTTYMOUTH FALSE BENSON HADJI CRACKER FUCKWIT ASS HELL INBRED SHITCOCK BALLS MACACA 666 PAKI CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE TITTYWANK RECTUM RAIDER BITCH SEX SEX BOLLOCKS BUKKAKE FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSHAT FUCKTARD SEMEN DAMN IT GENITALIA SEX GOD DAMMIT FUCKHEAD CUNT CROTCH TAFFY PAKI TIT SPRINKLES HITLER DAMMIT MOCCASINS CUNT CLIT DOUCHETITS PENIS GOD DAMN TOWELHEAD FRIG DIPSHIT ASSHAT DOUCHE DOUCHING MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TAFFY BUNG-HOLE BASTARD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA RAT'S ASS DOUCHETITS FRIG JENKEM SUCK A BIG DICK COCKSUCKER MOCCASINS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCK YOU DUMBASS SHITCUNTING POLESMOKER SEX CROTCH PUSSY JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PISS ARTIST ASSWIPE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CRAPMUNCHER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FIST FUCK TITS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ORGASM HELL AUTOFELLATIO SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? NIGGER TITS FUCKER GOD DAMN FUCK BALLS BUKKAKE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BLESSED DAMN SAINT PIGFUCKER DAMN CROTCH ASSCRACK DOUCHETITS FUCKFACE FROG FRITZ ASSHAT ASSFACE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CRAP ON A STICK SHITSLINGING WINDOWS VISTA CUM CUNTRAG FUCKTARD MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK LENS CRAFTERS BULLSHIT WANKER WOODPECKERSHIT BUKKAKE ARSE TITS NIGNOG GOD DAMN SACRAMENTO NICARAGUA TOSSER DUNE COON JACKASS EMO JACKASS SHIT POLAK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHITTY SPUNK PISS BLUMPKIN DIPSHIT SHITE NIGGER GOD DAMN CUNTING ASSCRACK BULLSHIT BOLLOCKS SOD TIMBER NIGGER DOUCHE GOD BLESS AMERICA DONKEY PUNCHER ASSHAT SPIC SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DILDO DUMBASS DICK TITS BOON BASTARD YOU WANKER SHITBALLS NIGNOG MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITHEAD CRAP ARSE HELLFIRE SHIT FUCKING A LIMEY TAFFY [EXPLETIVE] FUCKTARD SHIT LIKE A HORSE TURD BALLS DILDO SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BUGFUCK WIENER DYKE STRAWBERRY ASS ASS ASSRAPING SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SMEG MALARKY BATMAN & ROBIN SCUMBUCKET TAMPONS AUTOFELLATIO HELL PRICK JAP BOOBIES ARSE FUCK OFF INBRED WIENER WIGGER BAT FUCK INSANE TOURETTE'S IS FUN CLUSTERFUCK BUGGER OFF CUNT DONKEY DICK FUCKSTAIN DOUCHETITS BUTT-HOLE RAT'S ASS PENIS BOOBS VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING DAMN HOLY DUMB FUCK DAMN BULLCRAP JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DAMN [Insert swear here] BASTARD TAMPONS FUCKFACE SHITE JIZZ GYPSY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FLYING FUCK CAMEL FUCKER AUTOFELLATIO BITCH ARSE MOTHERFUCKER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ORGASM FUCK WETBACK MOTHERFUCKER CUNT GOD DAMN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BUGFUCK MARGARET THATCHER CUNT FENCE JUMPER BLOWJOB HELL SNUFF PORN SPICY CUNT FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS YOU WANKER SPUNK ASSFACE TWAT BIRD SHIT TITS SHITSLINGING DICK CHICKEN YOU WANKER BUKKAKE DOUCHING DILDO SHITCUNTING BUTTFUCKER WANK MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHE HORSE PENIS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU REDNECK FUCKSTAIN BUTT-HOLE FUCK REDNECK SPUNK NIGGER DICKHEAD FAGGOT ALF FUCKFACE BIGNOSE GRINGO FUCKING A CAMEL FUCKER FUCKTARD NIGNOG DELICIOUS CAKE DICKHEAD BALLS FUCKTARD ASSFACE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ASS FASCIST ASSWIPE SHITHEAD CHAV KRAUT TURD FUCKING A DONKEY DICK SHIT FUCKING COCKSUCKER DAMMIT VAGINA HELL WOP TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! D'OH JOHN SMILEY FACE URINE-GARGLING CLUSTERFUCK MY COMMUNION WAFER OF DOUCHE SEX MILF PISS PISS HELL FROG'S FAT ASS TITS PORCH MONKEY CUNT MOTHERFUCKER CHOAD HORSE SHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! MICK REDSKIN TITS BOOBS DAMMIT PECKERHEAD AMERICAN SPELLING PISS BUGGER OFF MASTURBATION HOT GRITS POMMIE BELLEND DOODIE HEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS TITS & DICKS CRAPMUNCHER DICKWAD I'LL RAPE YOU DOG SHIT BONER KNOBJOCKEY HELLFIRE HORSE PENIS GOBSHITE WIENER BENCH PRESS SHITBALLS HOLY DUMB FUCK THIS IS A RARE SWEAR FAGGOT BANGKOK BITCH WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCK TWAT WANK SHITSLINGING HORSE SHIT CUNT DICKHEAD SHITE GENITALIA EMO TITS WOODPECKERSHIT WINDOWS VISTA HOMO BALLS CRAP PISS ARTIST SHITE WANK JACK ABRAMOFF NORTH KOREA PENIS WANKSPLAT GREASER GRAPE PENIS SHIT LIKE A HORSE FLAMING ASS BADGER PISS ARTIST FUCK OFF ABO PIECE OF SHIT SHIT BULLSHIT ASSCRACK YOU SUCK BALLS INBRED FUCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ANAL ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKER BALLS JAP TOWELHEAD [expletive deleted] COCKSUCKER HORSE SHIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY BASTARD FUCK YOU ASS BOOBIES PISSHOLE HELL FUCK WANK GOD DAMN MICK DILDO All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy KRAUT PENISBIRD SPANK THE MONKEY QUEEF ASSCRACK DICK BUTTFUCKER DICK TITS FOREIGN CURRENCY HOLY DUMB FUCK DOUCHING DOM DeLUISE BEAVER CUNT DUMBASS HENTAI SHITSLINGING FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER CUNT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKFACE CHOAD DIPSHIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SPUNK BAT FUCK INSANE SPANK THE MONKEY PECKERHEAD HONKY SHITTY MAMA MIA RICK MORANIS CUM 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT GANGBANG DUMBASS QUEEF SHITTY CHIGGER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DICK CHICKEN MALARKY CUNT POMMIE WANKER FUCK CROTCH CUNT ORGASM SHITBALLS GOAT DICK SAGGY TITS SHITTY BLUMPKIN HELL TITTIES JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BASTARD COCKSUCKER AUTOFELLATIO FUCK YOU YOU WANKER SHITHEAD MOTHERFUCKER FAGGOT COCKSHITTER POOPOO FIRECROTCH FUCK YOU GOD DAMN FENCE JUMPER HELL SHITHEAD GREASER BITCH FUCKER FRED PHELPS FUCKSTAIN SHITTING DICK NIPPLES 666 YOU WANKER BIGNOSE DICK IN A BOX SHITBALLS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SCUMBAG BORDER HOPPER DIMETHYL GLYCOL MOLDY TITS ASSCRACK FUCKER AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS DICKFACE FUCKBAG DELICIOUS CAKE SHITE HELL ART METAL PRODUCTS INBRED BUGGER NI CRAPPY 666 BITCH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE NIGGER TITS SUGARTITS MOTHERFUCKER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BULLCRAP and with the LIMEY and his DOUCHEBAG of girraffes in which CUM while reading about DAMN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BITCH also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• JACK OFF