Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHITBALLS'BUKKAKE'CLUSTERFUCK'NIGGER'DOUCHEBAG'FUCKFACE'BLUMPKIN Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a O KURWA! look at the TITWANK talk page of this FELCHING article for notes or discussion before CAMEL FUCKER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITFUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MICK, sudden COCKSHITTER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TITS & DICKS or BIGNOSE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FAG in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MALARKY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may EAT MY SHIT! include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken YID by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TAMPON IN MY ASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BALLS CHIGGER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CLEVELAND STEAMER utterFUCKance of socially INBRED objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JACK OFF television programs to address SEMPRINI Tourette's syndrome.

SHIT Tourette's is POOPY not to be RAT'S ASS confused with FRITZ Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FRIG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITTING DICK NIPPLES random CLUSTERFUCK disorientation, culturally-BULLSHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DUMBASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local NIGNOG language, DOG SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TIT SPRINKLES CUNT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PENIS souvenir shoppes and massive INJUN quantities RAPE of ANAL DIABETES SHITBALLS garbage.

Darnit.

A SEX Polite Note to the VAGINA Author:

The BUGGER OFF Tourette's GOD DAMN Research Institute was PRICK founded to NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER!.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DICKLICK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GANGBANG article GANGBANG funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKBAG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITTY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PORCH MONKEY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HI, BILLY MAYS HERE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR Tourrette's sufferers GOD DAMN swear. You can CLIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame AUTOFELLATIO TV, for always focusing on the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS bad side of a terrible RAT'S COCK thing.
• The main SHITSLINGING symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKTARD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'COCKING FUCKBOROUGH' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small YOGHURT CANNON knee I'LL RAPE YOU NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DUMBASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DIPSHIT school for ASSCRACK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage OH SHI– sufferers to become POWERSHIT manically depressed and DOUCHING commit TRANNY suicide.
• There is no DOUCHE cure, and the FROG'S FAT ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the DONKEY PUNCHER tics often have adverse ASSHOLE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SLOPE perodol" which caused my entire GIVING HEAD body to go SHITCOCK numb and HORSE SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKING A it is without the GOD DAMMIT drug.

I am an active member of a DIPSHIT tourette syndrome I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PISS UP MY ARSE the CUNTBUCKET public view of Tourettes as a "HI, BILLY MAYS HERE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BOB SAGET much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BUGGER sorry for AUTOFELLATIO "hi-jacking" your DOODIE HEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like RAT'S ASS this that really CROTCH annoys me. I am working towards a AMERICA ONLINE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GANGBANG article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE, and making fun of a BUTT-FOR-BRAINS horrible disorder is (not) MICK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ANAL time.

Best WANKSPLAT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese AMERICA'S GREAT! reply

As DALAI LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are OPINION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Westerners show is not an CENSORSHIP effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SLITTY EYES degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN BABY FORMULA countries. When showing TAIWAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust WIKIPEDIA in countries SLITTY EYES leadership, those problems does not RIVER CRABS SUCK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CENSORSHIP byproduct of your I LIKE BUSH capitalist society 1984.

Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen

P.S. BASTARD Regards to Andrew CAMEL JOCKEY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The GANGBANG bastard who wrote this article. You can JENKEM punch him if you ASS want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough HIV NEGATIVE problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock MUGABE'S MOMMA offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this MUGABE HAS AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIV NEGATIVE white?

Mpopo “UNITED KINGDOM” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PISS saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my NAZI intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine MICK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SNUFF PORN and FUCKFACE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BALL SACK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DAMN IT BAND WITH 4 FUCKING MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKSTAIN HORSE! MICK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MICK'S HOUSE

How CRAP to PENIS ON A BUN cure FIST FUCK the CUNT Tourette's FELCHING Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment MOCCASINS for ASS Tourette's PEDOPHILIA Syndrome REDNECK is NIGGER TITS following FRED PHELPS these EPIDIDYMIS rules MARY WHITEHOUSE in O CANADA order:

• 1: Avoid HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! immature BIG FOOT little FUCKFACE kids,
• 2: Count to FUCK OFF within TITS & DICKS 10 SHITEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your GENITALIA TURD LIMEY nor DIRTY SANCHEZ talk,
• 4: Tell COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS yourself you TITS don't WANK have COCK this SHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ANAL WITH NASTY DONKEY PUNCHER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HELLFUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the MICK last straw PENIS!

I fucking put COLGATE' my comment at the TOP OF THE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BUKKAKE the TOP OF SHIT THIS REDNECK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JACKASS offensive. ASSHAT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BULLSHIT people who try BUTTFUCKER to battle RAGHEAD'BOOBS that tight-ass FIRECROTCH 17-year-SHITPISSER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PIG it now, but someone said BULLSHIT' MARY WHITEHOUSE SHIT'CUNT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GOD DAMMIT is a laughing VAGINA matter. Plus there FUCKFACE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SON OF A BITCH Uncyclopedia, there are DAMN articles MONKEY BALLS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK stuff. So ASS that means THIS IS A RARE SWEAR stop getting mad at the BALL SACK first part too and SEX talking about the SUCK MY COCK letter that it's CHAV mocking (what HELL letter? I don't even know what LET'S SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian POOPOO hi self FUCKFACE even made a really CLUSTERFUCK good point. "It's WANKER nothing more MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE from a head nod to a MOTHERFUCKER knee tick". GOD DAMN. Which I'll add I WILL END YOU! onto FUCKWIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FASHION BUG suffer that MOTHERFUCKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes REDNECK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to WANK be, because if I were a UIGURS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PISS OFF hilarious. If you CHOAD Want facts, go on 666 Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SIGMUND FREUD be offended, don't read DOUGHNUT PUNCHER the freaking YOUR MOM article anyway.

COCKSMOKER DAMN MARCH OF FLAMES ASSHOLE DOUCHING SHITHEAD NICARAGUA GOD DAMN BEANER BIRD SHIT

EMO SHITBALLS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! HELL WOP RUSKIE BUGFUCK THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! FUCKHEAD CUNNILINGUS DIPSHIT BRITNEY JAP ASSHAT REDSKIN SAND NIGGER CUNT SCUMBUCKET SUGARTITS BASTARD BIRD SHIT JACKASS INCEST NIGGER FUCKING JUMP! BLUE PENIS! TWAT ASSCRACK CHENEY CRACKER SHITSKIN SHITSLINGING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BOOBS FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK NUGGET PISS ARTIST HOSER PEDOPHILIA CRAPMUNCHER GO HOME AND DIE DIPSHIT BALLS DAMN FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BALLS EAT MY SHIT! JUNGLE BUNNY PISS UP MY ARSE COCKGOBLIN RAT'S COCK JENKEM ASS I'LL RAPE YOU BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUM SCUMBUCKET FUCKER FUCKHEAD PISS OFF LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS RIGHTS GOD DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY WANK JAP WIGGER CHING CHONG CHINK JUSTIN BIEBER DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT ARSE LAKE TITICACA TURD PRICK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! MONKEY SHIT CUM FLOWERS WOP TENTACLE RAPE DAMN FUCK NUGGET GOBSHITE BASTARD YOU WANKER CRAP COMMUNIST DILDO MARCH OF FLAMES WANK PISS ARTIST SLOPE TWISTY VAGINA GRIS GRINGO BRUSH MA TEETH GO HOME AND DIE FUCKING A EPIDIDYMIS TITS & DICKS PUSSY PROTESTS CHENEY CUNT TWAT PIGS MIGHT FLY NIGGER RAT'S COCK BLUMPKIN HO PECKERHEAD SUITCASE PENIS JACKASS FUCK YOU BEAVER FUCKER ALEX TREBEK NIGGER NIGGER DICKWAD FELLATIO PENISBIRD DOG SHIT SACRAMENTO SHITFUCKER SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ RUSKIE ORGASM GRINGO ASSHOLE FRITZ PISS ARTIST I'LL RAPE YOU HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE PISS OFF TIENANMEN SQUARE CLEVELAND STEAMER DAMMIT FUCK JAP PIG HORSE SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS POOPY WANK SUCK MY COCK CHOAD DOT HEAD POTTYMOUTH DICK SHITTY SHITFUCKER SHITE FUCK OFF NECROPHILIA DOG SHIT HOMO CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK OFF HELL CRAP P'KANG CAMEL JOCKEY PUNANI PENIS ON A BUN RUSKIE ANUSCAKE NICARAGUA I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JIZZ JUNGLE BUNNY SEX JACKASS SHIT ASSWIPE JAP CLEMEN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COCK CLEMEN BELLEND SUGARTITS INCEST DONKEY DICK WANK SHITCOCK SCROTUM COON WANKSPLAT FUCK NUGGET PENISBIRD YOU WANKER TOWELHEAD FUCKFACE CRAPMUNCHER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DAGO DOUCHETITS BATMAN & ROBIN LET'S SHIT SUCK A BIG DICK GOOK WINDOWS VISTA FEMADOM HOSER PISS GOATSE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! POO POO BLOWJOB ASS LICKER JAP NIGNOG RANDY TRAVIS MASTURBATION TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FUCKSTAIN FUCK CUNT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PIGFUCKER BASTARD DAMN IT DUMBASS NEGRO MOTHERFUCKER LET'S SHIT PISS ARTIST [expletive deleted] FUCK JUMPING JESUS!!! FUCKING SCUMBAG DOG SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER HOLY DUMB FUCK HOSER ASS STEVE BALLMER RANDY TRAVIS GOD DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER FUCK TURD DAMN JACK ABRAMOFF PISS ARTIST PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE TOWELHEAD POKÉMON IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK TESTICLE CHOKE CUNTING ASSCRACK DAMMIT DUNE COON POOPY COCKGOBLIN FLYING FUCK RAPE SIGMUND FREUD GENITALIA suck my mothers CUNT CRAPPER COON BASTARD RAT'S ASS PISS WANKER CLUSTERFUCK HORSE SHIT BITCH FAGGOT PISS ARTIST TAMPONS SHITFACE RIGHTS MARGARET THATCHER BUKKAKE LET'S SHIT NIGGER BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD DAMN IT SHIT DOUCHE NAZI DAMNED TABERNACLE GOD DAMN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DONKEY PUNCHER DOT HEAD NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CARPET MUNCHER LET'S SHIT GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK SHITFACE FUCKTARD COON SEMEN CUNT CRAPPER SHITFACE BEAVER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ARSE SHITSLINGING MY COMMUNION WAFER OF BUGGER PUSSY BUTT PIRATE BOLLOCKS SHITE TWAT CLIT FASHION BUG HELL SAGGY TITS CONDOMS WANK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD MASTURBATION POMMIE PEDOPHILIA TRANNY FELLATIO COCKSUCKER CHINK FROG'S FAT ASS ASSHAT DAGO FUCKHEAD BALL SACK [expletive deleted] COCK I'LL RAPE YOU I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CHUFF AY-AY-AY SCUMBAG YOU WANKER BITCH TAMPON IN MY ASS FIST FUCK FUCK WILLY WONKA DAMN FAG LIMEY ASS LICKER CUM NI ARSEBADGERS SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD NICARAGUA FUCK KAFFIR JACK OFF PISS CUNTRAG JACKASS DUMBASS SOD OFF ANUSCAKE SIGMUND FREUD FUCKTARD SHITFUCKER PUSSY CAMEL FUCKER pen0r SHITPISSER CUNT DICKHEAD SCUMBUCKET CLEAN DRINKING WATER MONKEY BALLS ASSCRACK WOODPECKERSHIT COCKSHITTER 30 CASES OF PICKLES [expletive deleted] BALLS DYKE SHITCOCK YOU WANKER FRIG REDNECK JIGGABOO ASSWIPE DICKFACE INBRED SHITTY INBRED LET'S SHIT THONG TASTER BLISTERING BARNACLES CHOAD I'LL RAPE YOU MONKEY BALLS RICK MORANIS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAMN IT SHITTY ASSWIPE CUNT PECKERHEAD FUCKTARD CLUSTERFUCK DAMN CUNT REBECCA BLACK BENSON SUCKS DAMN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ASS BASTARD FUCKING HOSER HELLFIRE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH NIGGER SHITFACE FRAK SPIC GENITALIA BITCH YOU WANKER ASSWIPE ASS YOU WANKER POO POO BLOWJOB ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SAMUEL L. JACKSON RANDY TRAVIS FUCK ASS PISS REDNECK MONKEY'S UNCLE REBECCA BLACK FUCKTARD JOHN ELWAY DAMN ASSCRACK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK TITS BAT FUCK INSANE MOTHERFUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WHORE DIPSHIT BENSON SUCKS POMMIE GOD DAMN PRICK DOT HEAD ASSWIPE GOAT DICK PORCH MONKEY SHITBALLS RUSTY TROMBONE RANDY TRAVIS MONKEY'S UNCLE MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSCRACK ASS MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS SHITSLINGING 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MOCCASINS CLEMEN CUNT CLIT ASSFACE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! WANK CAMEL JOCKEY YOU WANKER CUM CROTCH DAMN COCKSMOKER DONKEY PUNCHER DICK TITS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH RAPE ASS JACKASS FUCK RAT'S COCK TACO FRENCH TICKLER SON OF A BITCH CRAP ON A STICK PISS ARTIST ASS FASCIST SHITSKIN WOP BASTARD ARSE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASSWIPE WANK BULLSHIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON I'LL RAPE YOU GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS CUNT CRAPPER TITS FUCKHEAD SHITTY PEDOPHILIA BIG FOOT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DIPSHIT DAMN INBRED COCKGOBLIN BASTARD FUCK COCKGOBLIN TACO MOCCASINS KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 MARCH OF FLAMES NAZI FUCKTARD SHITFUCKER GOD DAMMIT PUNANI DARTH VADER FOUR-EYES HADJI DILDO SHITHEAD SHAKOPEE PUSSY FUCK NUGGET MASTURBATION PUSSYLICKER PISS OFF MALARKY CHAV PEDOPHILIA DICK TITS GOAT DICK SON OF A BITCH TITMOUSE KRAUT WHORE LET'S SHIT SON OF A BITCH 30 CASES OF PICKLES PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKWIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DAMMIT CAMEL JOCKEY PECKERHEAD SAMUEL L. JACKSON DIRTY SANCHEZ DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BOOBIES I AM CORNHOLIO! DILDO GOD DAMMIT DUMBASS WOP FRED PHELPS ASSWIPE FUCKING ROSES MOCCASINS TURD PENIS ON A STICK TWO-INCH PENIS WIENER CUNT RECTUM RAIDER GRINGO FUCK DAMN BELLEND SUGARTITS CUNT FUCKTARD COCKSHITTER DAMN ASSFACE JOHN SMILEY FACE BASTARD FAGGOT GIVING HEAD SHITFACE PISS JIZZ FIRECROTCH ANAL BASTARD DUMBASS MOCCASINS CHICKEN FRIES GOD DAMN SHITHEAD DUNE COON GENITALIA FLYING FUCK JACKASS SHIT TURD BLISTERING BARNACLES BUGGER OFF POLAK SHITBALLS NEGRO IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FRED PHELPS PENIS SPUNK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PISSHOLE TITWANK DUMBASS POMMIE CRAPPY FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT SHITHEAD I WILL END YOU! YID EPIDIDYMIS SHITFUCKER FUCKER SHITCOCK CHINK AY-AY-AY SHITE NIGGER BAD MOTHERFUCKER SEX MOZILLA FIREFOX NIGGER JAP JENKEM CHINK NORTH KOREA OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA WETBACK SON OF A BITCH FLOWERS BALL SACK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCK BRITNEY SHITE MOTHERFUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUM CROTCH SEX CRACKER FUCKFACE DOUCHEBAG BASTARD FUCKHEAD JUSTIN BIEBER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITHEAD NIGGER SHIT 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 ASS WANK TITMOUSE INBRED FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER MONKEY BALLS STRAWBERRY ASS SHITSLINGING DOG SHIT VAGINA TIT DIRT DUMBASS FRAK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MONKEY BALLS CAPITALISM CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT ANUSCAKE BOOBS DICK IN A BOX SHITPISSER HELL BAT FUCK INSANE GOAT DICK WANK BIRD IN THE HOUSE MOTHERFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ SMEG suck my mothers BASTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BULLSHIT MACACA ASS GOD DAMN GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS JESSE McCARTNEY BALL SACK REBECCA BLACK FAG MOCKIE FUCKING A GOBSHITE CHAV ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TITWANK BOOBIES FELLATIO DOG SHIT POTTYMOUTH FUCKTARD SCUMBAG RAT'S ASS BITCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKTARD MALL SANTA FEMADOM DICK CHICKEN BITCH WANK ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK OFF FUCKER POLAK GANGBANG PISS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SUCK MY COCK SECOND BALLS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! KIDDY FIDDLER CRAPPY BUKKAKE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FALSE BENSON FEATURED MOCCASINS CHOAD KISSER DICK IN A BOX CUNT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS LOLCAT BOOBS BASTARD RUSTY TROMBONE DOUCHE POLESMOKER P'KANG BORDER HOPPER NAZI DICK CHICKEN PRICK TIT SPRINKLES SOD REDSKIN ASSFACE BEAVER DICK BUTTFUCKER DESU BOYCOTT VIACOM! FROG DAMN DOG SHIT ASS LICKER FIRECROTCH NIGGER TAFFY FUCKFACE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ASS LICKER WANK TITS DOG FUCKER POMMIE RAPE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DONKEY PUNCHER I'LL RAPE YOU DICK CHICKEN CUNT VAGINA DONKEY PUNCHER WANK BENCH PRESS BUTTFUCKER HELLFIRE PISS COON OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH DELICIOUS CAKE TITWANK I WILL END YOU! DYKE SHITTY CUNNILINGUS TWAT JACKASS GYPSY TITMOUSE PISS ARTIST SONNY BILL WILLIAMS YOU WANKER URINE-GARGLING GOD DAMMIT MASTURBATION FUCKSTAIN TITWANK FUCKING A KAFFIR SON OF A BITCH SHITSLINGING WHORE CUM BUTT-HEAD PUSSY JERRY ALEX TREBEK ASSWIPE HIGH WAGES AUTOFELLATIO WANK ASSHAT RAT'S COCK ASSWIPE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS YOU WANKER REDSKIN DAMN BUTT-FOR-BRAINS COCKSUCKER WANKER TOSSER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CUNT TRANNY PUNANI CHIGGER POMMIE FUCK DUMBASS PISS OFF ASSFACE DAMN DUMBASS CHIGGER MOZILLA FIREFOX SUCK MY DICK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JESSE McCARTNEY CUM pen0r WANK BLUE PENIS! DAGO MOTHERFUCKER FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS ASSFACE CRAPFUCKER HOT GRITS REDSKIN FUCKHEAD ANAL FELCHING BELGIUM ABO SHIT DOUCHEBAG FUCKING I RAPE WALRUSES! BOLLOCKS HOSER JIZZ SHITSKIN FRIG ORGASM HOMO WALRUS SHIT BITCH TWAT PISS OFF MY ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! 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JACKSON GIVING HEAD JUSTIN BIEBER SHITE JACKASS CUNT JAP FUCK YOU BASTARD FUCKING A SHIT MONKEY BALLS FLYING FUCK GOD DAMMIT DICK IN A BOX SHITFUCKER SEMEN HORSE SHIT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy SHITCUNTING BOON DAMN VAGINA VANITY PAGES ROCK CHENEY HELL CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCKING FUCK A DUCK CUNTSWILLING SHITE MOTHERFUCKER MASTURBATION SHIT NIPPLES CONAN O'BRIAN SHIT JACKASS BASTARD TACO BITCH BOON FENCE JUMPER RAGHEAD FUCKWIT HATE HATE HAT TITS CUNTBUCKET PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CONAN O'BRIAN TITS & DICKS PIECE OF SHIT ARSE CAMEL FUCKER HAPPINESS CHICKEN SHIT FENCE JUMPER CONAN O'BRIAN YOU WANKER DICKHEAD AUTOFELLATIO OSTRICH MY ASS DOG SHIT FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ PIG DIRTY SANCHEZ MOTHERFUCKER FUCK NUGGET FAG BUTT-HEAD MINORITIES GOBSHITE ALEX TREBEK HELL COMMUNIST DILDO JACKASS TACO RAT'S COCK COCKSMOKER DOUCHEBAG ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT MICK PISS OFF WANK RANDY TRAVIS POOPY SHITCOCK MICK GOOGLE WIGGER BANGKOK NAZI BITCH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKWIT FUCK FUCKBAG CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM CROTCH COCKSUCKER BASTARD BOOBIES JAP COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SPICY CUNT FUCK MALL SANTA FUCKTARD BLOWJOB JOHNNY WANK VANDALISM IS COOL BALL SACK BUGFUCK ASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BITCH SHITE LET'S SHIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink I CAN AFFORD FOOD FUCK YOU FRENCH TICKLER CHICKEN SHIT PAKI TITTIES BASTARD DUMBASS CRAPMUNCHER CLEMEN ASS BELLEND MONKEY'S UNCLE CUNT GYPSY DICKWAD SHITSLINGING BOYCOTT VIACOM! BENSON SUCKS SOD DICKFACE FEWMETS WANKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DONKEY PUNCHER BUTT-HOLE BIGNOSE FLYING FUCK COCKSTUFFER ASSHAT ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES CUNT DOT HEAD PUNANI CHOAD KISSER CRACKER ASSHOLE I AM CORNHOLIO! FRITZ SHITHEAD SHIT ORGASM POTTYMOUTH SPANK THE MONKEY PIECE OF SHIT BITCH BIRD IN THE HOUSE BITCH CLIT BASTARD DOUCHING DICKFACE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHAKOPEE NIGNOG MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY EPIDIDYMIS SAND NIGGER [EXPLETIVE] CHIGGER WOP RUSTY TROMBONE CLEVELAND STEAMER COON QUEEF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS RANDY TRAVIS GOBSHITE DAMN GOD DAMMIT ASS POTTYMOUTH I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BUKKAKE TIMBER NIGGER INBRED WANK YOU WANKER WOP CUNTBUCKET HENTAI Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PISS ARTIST and with the FUCK OFF and his DAMN of girraffes in which DICKLICK while reading about URINE-GARGLING!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• RAT'S COCK