Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without DAMN comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a COCKGOBLIN article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JACKASS SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSRAPING, sudden SHITE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKING or TAMPONS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSHOLE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DEMOCRACY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TAFFY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MONKEY SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PUSSY DONALD RUMSFELD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASS LICKER utterFUCKance of socially DAMN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKWIT television programs to address THERE IS A CABAL Tourette's syndrome.

CLEVELAND STEAMER Tourette's is BUKKAKE not to be PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT confused with LUV Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FLYING FUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE random FUCKSTAIN disorientation, culturally-HOMO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth INBRED outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASS language, DOUCHING and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places REBECCA BLACK GYPSY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PENIS souvenir shoppes and massive SHITTING DICK NIPPLES quantities FUCKING of ANAL DIABETES COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK garbage.

Darnit.

A PENIS Polite Note to the PUSSY Author:

The GOD DAMN Tourette's SHITTY Research Institute was SHITE founded to ASS FASCIST.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BITCH Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your REBECCA BLACK article VENEREAL DISEASE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MOCCASINS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SCROTUM changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TITS & DICKS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SLOPE Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of BORDER HOPPER Tourrette's sufferers FUCK swear. You can SHIT LIKE A HORSE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SOD OFF TV, for always focusing on the NAZI bad side of a terrible DICKFACE thing.
The main FEMADOM symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSRAPING involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'KIKE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JACKASS knee SAND NIGGER NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is FELCHING no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CLUSTERFUCK school for WILLY WONKA something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CHICKEN SHIT sufferers to become SHIT manically depressed and SHITSLIDE commit CHOAD KISSER suicide.
There is no GARBAGE DAY! cure, and the DAMN drugs that are available to, "calm" the WHORE tics often have adverse SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKHEAD perodol" which caused my entire ASS body to go SHITFACE numb and BALL SACK basically made it NIGGA! worse than DILDO it is without the BITCH drug.

I am an active member of a WHORE tourette syndrome TITS & DICKS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MARY WHITEHOUSE the FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA public view of Tourettes as a "BOOBS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BONER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MAMA MIA sorry for ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA "hi-jacking" your MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DONKEY DICK this that really BEANER annoys me. I am working towards a CAMEL JOCKEY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOG FUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKHEAD, and making fun of a PISS OFF horrible disorder is (not) HELL funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WANKER time.

Best BELLEND regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HELL” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GRASS MUD HORSE reply

As POISON IN BABY FORMULA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FREEDOM OF SPEECH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIENANMEN SQUARE Westerners show is not an AAAAAAAAA! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBET degenerate capitalist culture in those TANK MAN countries. When showing PANCHEN LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHTS in countries TIBETAN BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MINORITIES byproduct of your WIKIPEDIA capitalist society FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

Li Chiang “PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. RAT'S ASS Regards to Andrew MALL SANTA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The WANK bastard who wrote this article. You can JACKASS punch him if you EPIDIDYMIS want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIV NEGATIVE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough KU KLUX KLAN problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BALLS saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my DOM DeLUISE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASSRAPING Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ARSE and RAPE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SEX music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MACACA BAND WITH 4 DAMN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A GOD DAMMIT HORSE! ASSRAPING IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASSRAPING'S HOUSE

How SEX to ASSCRACK cure WANK the AUTOFELLATIO Tourette's NI Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment pen0r for WHORE Tourette's HO Syndrome FEWMETS is SHITTY following TIT DIRT these SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM rules CONDOMS in PISS ARTIST order:

1: Avoid SHAKOPEE immature SHITE little FUCK YOU kids,
2: Count to WANK within FUCKSTAIN 10 LIMEYseconds,
3: Do not open your PISS ARTIST SPUNK JOHN ELWAY nor DOT HEAD talk,
4: Tell BLUE PENIS! yourself you PISS OFF MY ASS don't RICK MORANIS have ASSHAT this SMEG disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SPIC WITH NASTY BUKKAKE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S YOUR MOM FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASSRAPING last straw GANGBANG!

I fucking put COON' my comment at the TOP OF THE DICK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at HITLER the TOP OF MASTURBATION THIS BOLLOCKS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITSLINGING offensive. HI, BILLY MAYS HERE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE people who try CUNT to battle FUCKING JUMP!'SEX that tight-ass CHUFF 17-year-SHITSLIDE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DICKFACE it now, but someone said DOUCHETITS' SON OF A BITCH INJUN'ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! is a laughing RAT'S ASS matter. Plus there FIST FUCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITTY Uncyclopedia, there are PRICK articles AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHIT stuff. So SHITCUNTING that means [EXPLETIVE] stop getting mad at the SHITFACE first part too and PAGE BLANKING talking about the TAMPONS letter that it's NAZI mocking (what DICK TITS letter? I don't even know what POOPOO the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKTARD hi self FUCKWIT even made a really RAT'S COCK good point. "It's NORTH KOREA nothing more COCK from a head nod to a TWAT knee tick". DOT HEAD. Which I'll add FUCKHEAD onto DYKE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MALARKY suffer that GOAT DICK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BOLLOCKS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM be, because if I were a JAP Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PUSSY hilarious. If you FUCKTARD Want facts, go on TUBA Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCK be offended, don't read GRINGO the freaking TESTICLE CHOKE article anyway.

GANGBANG SHITPISSER BALLS HADJI POLESMOKER JACKASS FUCKSTAIN WANKER CRAP ON A STICK TWAT

POLACK SON OF A BITCH CTHULHU FHTAGN FUCK YOU INBRED HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BELLEND BALL SACK COCKSUCKER JERK OFF IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK JACKASS PISS OFF SACRAMENTO YOU WANKER FUCKER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCK YOU FROG'S FAT ASS HELL DOODIE HEAD BUTTFUCKER JAP HAIL SATAN! FLYING FUCK BOYCOTT VIACOM! WANK DICK TITS HOMO CHRISTHUMPER INBRED DAMN COCKGOBLIN ASSWIPE FUCKSTAIN BUTTFUCKER OH SHI– WOP HENTAI CLUSTERFUCK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM CROTCH ORGASM CHIGGER SHITTY TOWELHEAD HENTAI BUNG-HOLE RAGHEAD VOTE COCK FUCK BALL SACK FLYING FUCK BLOWJOB SOD OFF DICK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FREE ELECTIONS POTTYMOUTH ASSRAPING BEANER FUCKSTAIN JIZZ PISS OFF BALLS SHITSLIDE SUCK MY COCK FU SPANG GOD DAMN BOLLOCKS CROTCH INCEST I'LL RAPE YOU BALLS DICKFACE SHITFUCKER ASSHOLE JERRY SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BUTT PIRATE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BENSON SUCKS WANK BUGGER OFF MOTHERFUCKER BUKKAKE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PISSHOLE FUCKFACE ASSWIPE BUGFUCK PISSHOLE WANKSPLAT CUNT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASS AMERICAN SPELLING CHUFF MONKEY BALLS DUMBASS SHITE CUNT BELLEND SPUNK GANGBANG LOGJAMMER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DICKHEAD FUCKTARD BONER ASSFACE PRICK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SHITHEAD EMO RICK MORANIS SACRAMENTO GREASER FUCKSTAIN INCEST DONGSHOVER FUCKTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BITCH LIMEY DAMN GO COUNT YOUR DICK BIG FOOT CRAPFUCKER YOU WANKER DOUCHING ARSE JACKASS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT COON NIGGER NICARAGUA PISSHOLE MONKEY BALLS NICARAGUA HORSE PENIS WANK BALLS HELL JACK OFF CUM COCK FUCKTARD FUCK FUCKHEAD ASSCRACK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PAKI ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT OSTRICH MY ASS 30 CASES OF PICKLES FAG BUGGER OFF WIENER NEGRO FUCK MARY WHITEHOUSE O KURWA! CLUSTERFUCK JESSE McCARTNEY ARSE FUCKTARD SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ASSFACE DIPSHIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK RAT'S COCK POLACK FUCK A DUCK DAMN WEHATEMARIO SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHIT CUNNILINGUS CHRISTHUMPER I WILL KILL YOU! 666 I AM CORNHOLIO! HADJI PENIS ON A BUN DICKFACE BOLLOCKS SEX SCUMBAG WEHATEMARIO NEGRO DUNE COON NIGNOG DAMMIT REDSKIN PISS ARTIST MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN FUCKING A FUCKER LET'S SHIT SOD OFF RADIO FREE LUNCH BEAVER SEX NORTH KOREA BOOBIES MONKEY SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU O CANADA GOD DAMN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DIPSHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS NIPPLES MACACA BOB SAGET PISSHOLE SHITTY CAMEL FUCKER FENCE JUMPER CUNT FUCKFUCKFUCK SHITTY VAGINA RAT'S ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAMMIT RUSTY TROMBONE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS I'LL RAPE YOU MONKEY BALLS HELL FAGGOT CROTCH POLESMOKER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX MOLDY TITS HAIL SATAN! PISS ARTIST JOHN SMILEY FACE FAG FAGGOT CUNT LET'S SHIT URINE-GARGLING ORGASM FUCK BALL SACK FUCKWIT BUTTFUCKER BUTTFUCKER PISS ARTIST PUSSY MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER BUKKAKE DAMNATION AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI INCEST I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JESSE McCARTNEY ASSHOLE FUCKING JACKASS ASSWIPE BORDER HOPPER NI CLEMEN GO HOME AND DIE FUCK CAMEL FUCKER RECTUM RAIDER FUCKING A PISSHOLE CHING CHONG CHINK BASTARD BULLSHIT WILLY WONKA DAMN JERK OFF HOMO FELLATIO HOLY DUMB FUCK JOHNNY GREASER DAMN FUCK SHITBALLS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS NAZI REBECCA BLACK PENIS ON A BUN FUCKWIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DOG SHIT CUNT GO HOME AND DIE COON STUB BASTARD GYPSY CUNTRAG SLOPE FROG'S FAT ASS GANGBANG I WILL KILL YOU! COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ASSRAPING YOGHURT CANNON ASSHAT DIPSHIT TIMBER NIGGER HELL DONKEY PUNCHER SHITSLIDE FUCK ASSHOLE FUCK 666 COCK ASSFACE THONG TASTER WIKIPEDIA DICKHEAD COCKSUCKER FUCK OFF POOPY CRAPFUCKER DONKEY DICK PISS PEDOPHILIA TWAT HORSE SHIT HELL BOB SAGET IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BITCH FOUR-EYES BIRD SHIT WIKIPEDIA ARSE MOTHERFUCKER GREASER BAD MOTHERFUCKER JERK OFF DICKHEAD BUTTFUCKER FUCKTARD POOPY DOUCHING LOLCAT CLEMEN REBECCA BLACK DOUCHING INCEST DAMN BOYCOTT VIACOM! BUTTFUCKER CHINK SCUMBAG GOD DAMMIT INBRED PISS PAKI CLIT FUCK YOU PISS ARTIST SCROTUM FIRECROTCH EMO FUCKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS BOOBIES FUCKSTAIN ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DIRTY SANCHEZ JERK OFF SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER YOU WANKER ASSWIPE TRANNY DAMN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ASSHAT RAPE CHOAD CAMEL FUCKER SHITE CHOAD KISSER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI VAGINA PISS CUNTBUCKET DICK FUCKSTAIN CHOAD BELGIUM GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY CLUSTERFUCK MACACA FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK CRAPPY PEEPEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOBS WARNER MUSIC GROUP POO POO BLOWJOB SOD OFF ARSE COCK JACKASS RAT'S COCK ARSE PAKI FUCK OFF MOCCASINS TWAT PROTESTS SHITBALLS POMMIE LAKE TITICACA BIGNOSE CUM I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL RICK MORANIS FUCK JIZZ CLIT FELLATIO JACKASS SHIT HORSE SHIT NAZI SHITFUCKER JACKASS DOT HEAD BUGGER BUTTFUCKER CHIGGER I WILL END YOU! BLUMPKIN SOD FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU EARS OF CHRIST HENTAI DAMN I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FLYING FUCK BUGFUCK BIRD SHIT NAZI GOBSHITE FLYING FUCK BUKKAKE PISS OFF FENCE JUMPER MASTURBATION COON CUNT BITCH NIPPLES KNOBJOCKEY TEDDY BEARS GOATSE RAT'S COCK CARPET MUNCHER FUCKTARD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA HITLER BUTTFUCKER SHIT DAMN BALLS GIVING HEAD CLIT DONGSHOVER SHIT EUROIPODS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST FUCK A DUCK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CUNT FUCK RAT'S COCK RAGHEAD SHIT DAMN AY-AY-AY BEANER DIPSHIT SLOPE SUCK MY COCK ARSE GOD DAMN ASSCRACK FUCK CHINK CHING CHONG CHINK DOUCHEBAG CUNT REDSKIN FUCKWIT TIT DIRT INBRED HIV NEGATIVE CHENEY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SHITE MILF TANK MAN WIGGER DONKEY PUNCHER TWAT WANK FUCKTARD TIBET BONER ASSHOLE CUNTSWILLING FUCKFUCKFUCK BASTARD FUCKFACE NAZI FLYING FUCK GOATSE GOBSHITE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING NECROPHILIA INBRED DIMETHYL GLYCOL DAMMIT JIZZ CUM ALEX TREBEK FUCKER HELL WANK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FRIG SHIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DONGSHOVER COCKSUCKER HORSE SHIT DIPSHIT FEMADOM DICKHEAD DONGSHOVER WALRUS SHIT CRACKER CRAPFUCKER BUKKAKE GO COUNT YOUR DICK BITCH SHITSLINGING ASSWIPE YOU WANKER SHIT DOODIE HEAD FUCK FUCKING RAT'S COCK GENITALIA ASS FROG CAMEL FUCKER FUCKING NIGNOG SCUMBAG SHITE NIGGER PUNANI SCUMBAG IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD MAMA MIA CUNNILINGUS HADJI PENISFUCK ASS TITMOUSE WIGGER ASSCRACK WANK ORGASM SHITFACE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FALSE BENSON SHITFACE TIT SPRINKLES FUCK CUM BUTT-FOR-BRAINS NECROPHILIA HELL GOD DAMMIT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT DAMN IT CLIT MALARKY DOG SHIT ASSCRACK SHIT MOCCASINS BULLSHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PUSSY SHITTY BITCH DIPSHIT BONER FUCK OFF BULLCRAP FUCK A DUCK DOUCHING SON OF A BITCH GOBSHITE TALK PAGES DUMBASS JENKEM ASSFACE FROG PIG TITTIES HOSER WANK PISSHOLE FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKER SHITSLINGING WIKIPEDIA NAZI FROG CUNT CHOAD KISSER DALAI LAMA MOZILLA FIREFOX ANAL DIABETES FIRECROTCH NIPPLES FUCKING GANGBANG SUCK MY COCK PRICK DIRTY SANCHEZ DONALD RUMSFELD DICKHEAD NIGGER BLUMPKIN I AM CORNHOLIO! SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS MONKEY BALLS BUKKAKE JESSE McCARTNEY GOD DAMMIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BAT FUCK INSANE NEGRO DAGO ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BOON PIECE OF SHIT BONG ASSHOLE CHIGGER WANK GOATSE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE LIMEY DICKHEAD LET'S SHIT RECTUM RAIDER BUKKAKE WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? BULLSHIT NORTH KOREA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GARBAGE DAY! DICK SPUNK MILF HOLY DUMB FUCK ANAL GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CUNT FUCKSTAIN ARSE PUSSY TUBA HO YID NECROPHILIA O KURWA! CUNTSWILLING GOD BLESS AMERICA CHUFF FRED PHELPS IT'S OVER 9000! DOUCHE NAZI BITCH CUNT BORDER HOPPER ASSHOLE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKHEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL KRAUT TURD COON FUCKSTAIN KNOBJOCKEY BUNG-HOLE POMMIE TOWELHEAD CUNT SCUMBAG MAMA MIA PISS OFF DOG FUCKER CHOAD KISSER LET'S SHIT BULLCRAP TITTYWANK WOODPECKERSHIT WALRUS SHIT SHITSLINGING POLACK SHITFUCKER HYPERINFLATION ASS CLUSTERFUCK TITWANK ASS BASTARD BOLLOCKS RICK MORANIS HOMO JAP NIGGER JUSTIN BIEBER FRITZ DAMN REBECCA BLACK CARPET MUNCHER SHITTY ANUSCAKE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BUTTFUCKER BRUSH MA TEETH GOD DAMMIT ASSCRACK PIECE OF SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER FELLATIO HELLFUCKER TITTIES BOOBS FEWMETS SCUMBUCKET BAD MOTHERFUCKER INCEST MILF TITTIES JIGGABOO DONKEY PUNCHER DOUCHETITS SCUMBAG ASSWIPE CUNTBUCKET CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON MOCKIE JOHNNY CHIGGER HELLFIRE KAFFIR CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FOUR-EYES JACKASS SHIT BITCH NIGGER TITS SCUMBAG SHITHEAD COON MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! NICARAGUA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISS ARTIST FUCKING TACO SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH COCK CUNT INCEST TACO NAZI RAT'S COCK SHITSLINGING FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU STEVE BALLMER SON OF A BITCH DIPSHIT JERRY AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CUNT FUCKING SHITTY FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS TOTAL DUMBASS FUCKING A FELLATIO CHICKEN SHIT SHIT TITS FUCKSTAIN I'LL RAPE YOU ANAL DIABETES CUNT D'OH [EXPLETIVE] D'OH MAMA MIA YOU WANKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BITCH TRANNY KNOBJOCKEY BUKKAKE REBECCA BLACK FUCK DUMBASS DUMBASS FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK A DUCK SCROTUM DUNE COON CUNT BUGGER BITCH PENIS FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK FLYING FUCK FUCKSTAIN COCKSUCKER NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS WILLY WONKA VENEREAL DISEASE SPANK THE MONKEY 666 TOTAL DOUCHEBAG SHITSLINGING GREASER SEX MONKEY SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY FROG WANK FIREWALLS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DOG SHIT MASTURBATION BITCH OH SHI– JOHNNY POMMIE DUMBASS OH SHI– CLUSTERFUCK FLAMING ASS BADGER TAMPONS BALLS NIGGER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MOTHERFUCKER GIVING HEAD HELLFUCKER LOLCAT GO HOME AND DIE JERK OFF CUNT FAGGOT WANK CUNT WANK WOP GOBSHITE TITS & DICKS FIST FUCK BLOWJOB PEARL NECKLACE PIG DAMNATION SHITFUCKER NECROPHILIA BUTTFUCKER PISS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN PICKANINNY SHITSLINGING YOU WANKER NORTH KOREA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIGGER SCUMBAG DAMMIT KIKE POMMIE FUCK YOU COCK TITWANK CLEMEN GRAPE PENIS SHITCOCK BORDER HOPPER SEMEN JACKASS SHIT BOB SAGET ASS GOBSHITE FLYING FUCK TWAT FUCKHEAD SCUMBUCKET GIVING HEAD GOD DAMN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TWAT P'KANG FUCKER LIMEY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT POMMIE BUNG-HOLE GOOD MORNING MR. 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PUSSY POMMIE INBRED SAND NIGGER WOMEN'S RIGHTS BALLS FELLATIO CHAV BASTARD FUCKING BASEBALL HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FENCE JUMPER CUNTSWILLING CUNT THONG TASTER SHITE BEAVER BALLS FU SPANG BAD MOTHERFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE BORDER HOPPER FUCK FUCKER DOUCHING BASTARD MOCCASINS FUCK OFF BELLEND SHITFUCKER GOD DAMMIT DIPSHIT FUCKER BONER CLEMEN SPICY CUNT FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GOD DAMMIT FOREIGN CURRENCY CRAP SHITFACE HEIL HITLER! FUCK OFF SHITE FUCK FUCKER DAMN SCROTUM BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink POLAK FAGGOT OH SHI– NAZI BUKKAKE BUTT-HOLE SHIT ARSE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CUNT INBRED AY-AY-AY BLUMPKIN CUM RANDY TRAVIS I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT DOUCHE NAZI SHIT ASS MACACA MONKEY SHIT FUCKER MOCKIE COCKSHITTER CUM FOUR-EYES PISS OFF MY ASS [Insert stupid word you just made up here] DIPSHIT HEAVEN DIPSHIT SHITTY PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS CAMEL JOCKEY WANK CHOAD MOZILLA FIREFOX NIGGER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCKING DAMN IT INCEST WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?!

FELLATIO NIGGER CUNT FUCKFACE HEIL HITLER! NI CHICKEN FRIES PENIS GUMDROPS ANUSCAKE FELLATIO INBRED BITCH SHIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE TURD SHIT SHITTY KNOBJOCKEY SHITTY FUCKHEAD NIGGER SHITTY GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SCROTUM SHITFACE JACKASS YID RAT'S COCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BALL SACK WIENER BULLSHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PISS DICKHEAD TIT DIRT BLUMPKIN PECKERHEAD Alcohol

2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive HORSE SHIT and with the THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES and his POWERSHIT of girraffes in which MALARKY while reading about TARTAR SAUCE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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