Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's JACK ABRAMOFF'BORDER HOPPER'DOG SHIT'P'KANG'BAD MOTHERFUCKER'WILLY WONKA'CUNT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FRIG neurochemical FUCK disorder FEMADOM characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GRIS, sudden DICK IN A BOX m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CUNT or FUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TOWELHEAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKING A way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may O KURWA! include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PORCH MONKEY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DOT HEAD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat RAT'S COCK PISS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SON OF A BITCH utterFUCKance of socially FUCK A DUCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MOZILLA FIREFOX television programs to address CHINK Tourette's syndrome.

ASSRAPING Tourette's is DUNE COON not to be DILDO confused with PENIS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUTT-FOR-BRAINS random INBRED disorientation, culturally-PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JOHNNY language, EXTRA LONG PENIS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HADJI DAMN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BIRD SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive PISS quantities WANK of ANAL DIABETES RAT'S COCK garbage.

Darnit.

A BUKKAKE Polite Note to the FASHION BUG Author:

The DUNE COON Tourette's MARCH OF FLAMES Research Institute was TITMOUSE founded to GENITALIA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DICKFACE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PROTESTS article DICKFACE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HOMO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MARY WHITEHOUSE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CRAPFUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about RAT'S ASS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKSTAIN Tourrette's sufferers SHIT swear. You can RAT'S ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CHUFF TV, for always focusing on the COCKSMOKER bad side of a terrible MASTURBATION thing.
• The main FUCKFACE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PISS ARTIST involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'POLESMOKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PIECE OF SHIT knee SHITSKIN NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CUM no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy school for SHITBALLS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNT sufferers to become DOUCHETITS manically depressed and PORCH MONKEY commit RAT'S ASS suicide.
• There is no ASSRAMMER cure, and the SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSHOLE tics often have adverse SPIC side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SPANK THE MONKEY perodol" which caused my entire PISS body to go FENCE JUMPER numb and ASSWIPE basically made it NIGGA! worse than WILLY WONKA it is without the KIDDY FIDDLER drug.

I am an active member of a TITWANK tourette syndrome TWAT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON the HORSE SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "FENCE JUMPER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITTY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BITCH sorry for DOODIE HEAD "hi-jacking" your MONKEY SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DAMN this that really FUCKTARD annoys me. I am working towards a BULLSHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DUNE COON, and making fun of a BITCH horrible disorder is (not) YUKY DOODY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your YOU WANKER time.

Best REBECCA BLACK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MARCH OF FLAMES” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TAIWAN reply

As MELAMINE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are WIKIPEDIA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill HUMAN RIGHTS Westerners show is not an PRINCE PHILIP effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of OPINION degenerate capitalist culture in those NORTH KOREA countries. When showing NORTH KOREA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust COMMUNISM IS STUPID in countries NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS leadership, those problems does not TAIWAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONGOLIANS byproduct of your FALUN GONG capitalist society PRINCE PHILIP.

Li Chiang “OPINION” Wen

P.S. COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Regards to Andrew TOSSER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The DAMMIT bastard who wrote this article. You can PEDOPHILIA punch him if you SHIT want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DON'T HAVE AIDS put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE'S MOMMA white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TWISTY VAGINA saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my PISS ARTIST intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine GRIS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are WANK and INBRED playing Roblox's Adopt Me with STEVE BALLMER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HELL BAND WITH 4 FLYING FUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WOODPECKERSHIT HORSE! GRIS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO GRIS'S HOUSE

How MARY WHITEHOUSE to ASSFACE cure DIPSHIT the CUNTRAG Tourette's LAKE TITICACA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SON OF A BITCH for IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! Tourette's TURD Syndrome I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! is SON OF A BITCH following FUCK these MOZILLA FIREFOX rules MOTHERFUCKER in PAKI order:

• 1: Avoid CRAPMUNCHER immature SHIT little TESTICLE CHOKE kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKSTAIN within DAMN 10 DUMBASSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your TENTACLE RAPE PENIS FUCKSTAIN nor SHITE talk,
• 4: Tell NAZI yourself you MOZILLA FIREFOX don't MALARKY have SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS this PISS OFF MY ASS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DYKE WITH NASTY GOD BLESS AMERICA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the GRIS last straw PRICK!

I fucking put JAP' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASSWIPE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at TITTIES the TOP OF TITMOUSE THIS WOP ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be GOD DAMN offensive. MASTURBATION. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASS FASCIST people who try INBRED to battle SHITFACE'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! that tight-ass BEAVER 17-year-BASTARD—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DILDO it now, but someone said FOUR-EYES' FUCKER WOP'NIGGER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FLYING FUCK is a laughing BITCH matter. Plus there CROTCH was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITE Uncyclopedia, there are LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT articles BANGKOK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CLEMEN stuff. So FUCK OFF that means GO HOME AND DIE stop getting mad at the FUCKER first part too and PENISFUCK talking about the YOU WANKER letter that it's FUCK mocking (what I'LL RAPE YOU letter? I don't even know what NIPPLES the heck you're talking about). Adrian TITS & DICKS hi self SHITFACE even made a really FUCKFACE good point. "It's RAGHEAD nothing more MOTHERFUCKER from a head nod to a MOZILLA FIREFOX knee tick". FUCK. Which I'll add DIRTY SANCHEZ onto CUNT CRAPPER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT suffer that SMEG much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DICKFACE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASS be, because if I were a JIZZ Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BORDER HOPPER hilarious. If you I'LL RAPE YOU Want facts, go on HELL Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKING A be offended, don't read I'LL RAPE YOU the freaking TRANNY article anyway.

NIGGER DOUCHING COCKSMOKER FUCK DICK JERRY DIPSHIT DAMN SHITTY BEAVER

SHITPISSER FUCKTARD FUCK YOU FELCHING ASSHOLE SCUMBAG SHITSLIDE FRAK SHIT INBRED FUCKING PIGFUCKER DAMN CLEMEN HEIL HITLER! YID CUNT CRAPPER MALL SANTA TIT DIRT CUNNILINGUS FLYING FUCK DICKLICK SHITBALLS SHAKOPEE SHITFACE SHITFACE NIGGER RAGHEAD WIGGER PISS OFF CLIT BANGKOK DUMBASS PISS TITTIES CUNT THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DICKHEAD ASS FASCIST HEIL HITLER! FUCKFACE CRAPMUNCHER ASS ASSRAMMER DAMN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS WANKSPLAT BITCH YOU WANKER CUNT BENCH PRESS COLGATE HELL LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PISS ARTIST I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE UIGURS ARSEBADGERS WIENER TURD YOGHURT CANNON HEIL HITLER! DAMN HONKY MOZILLA FIREFOX FRITZ DALAI LAMA BRUSH MA TEETH TAMPONS MILF SUCK A BIG DICK SHITFUCKER ARSE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ARSE JIZZ BUTTFUCKER DICKHEAD SHITCOCK JACKASS SHIT ASS PENIS [expletive deleted] SHITE HELL CONDOMS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR YOU WANKER MY COMMUNION WAFER OF TITWANK [EXPLETIVE] GOD DAMN MASTURBATION HELLFUCKER CUNTSWILLING VENEREAL DISEASE DICKLICK MASTURBATION YID CUNTBUCKET KIKE SHITBALLS BOOBS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! INBRED SAMUEL L. JACKSON DICKHEAD TWAT HITLER FUCKTARD BORDER HOPPER WIGGER PAKI ASS LICKER PEARL NECKLACE REBECCA BLACK FELCHING BUKKAKE NIGGER WIENER VAGINA BAD MOTHERFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE CLIT O CANADA DONALD RUMSFELD INCEST SON OF A BITCH IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ANAL DIABETES CUM CUNTRAG CRIMETHINK ASSRAPING SPICY CUNT FUCK HELL SHIT CROTCH TURD CUNT DONKEY DICK SHIT DAMN SHITE ASSHAT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BUKKAKE JACK OFF JACK OFF BOYCOTT VIACOM! ALF ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE ASS RAT'S COCK FUCK TOWELHEAD FUCK YOU CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNT PUSSY SUCK A BIG DICK GOD DAMMIT DONKEY PUNCHER COCK ANUSCAKE ASSHAT PISS ASS WANK WIKIPEDIA JUNGLE BUNNY SPANK THE MONKEY DUMBASS GOD BLESS AMERICA PENIS FUCKTARD BULLSHIT CUNTYMINTS CLEVELAND STEAMER TAMPON IN MY ASS PRICK CHICKEN SHIT BULLSHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] DICKLICK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS WALRUS SHIT PEDOPHILIA ASSRAMMER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BANGKOK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HELL MOTHERFUCKER D'OH COCK TIT DIRT PENIS ON A STICK PUSSY COCKGOBLIN FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DIPSHIT TIT SPRINKLES POLACK ASSBANDIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CHOAD KISSER DAMN VAGINA BITCH BELLEND SHITFACE INCEST PRICK DUNE COON WETBACK GOD DAMN DICK WANKSPLAT KIKE CUNT ORGASM BATHING SUIT AREA PUSSY BONER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! YOU WANKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DOG SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FLYING FUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BLOWJOB PEEPEE GANGBANG CLEAN DRINKING WATER SHITE CHICKEN SHIT STEVE BALLMER LIMEY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS NEOPETS FUCKING A POISON IN TOOTHPASTE BIGNOSE BOOBIES NIGGER DONKEY DICK ABO SCUMBAG FUCK TIT DIRT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DOUCHE NAZI BELLEND FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD POLAK SUCK A BIG DICK LENS CRAFTERS HADJI TIMBER NIGGER SHITFACE DAMMIT TURD KIKE CLUSTERFUCK BUGGER SHITSLINGING MY ANUS IS BLEEDING P'KANG FUCK AMERICAN SPELLING COON CHRISTHUMPER SHITE PISS MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE JACKASS HADJI WANK TANK MAN SHITBALLS BEAVER ARSE FUCKHEAD FUCKING A MOCCASINS FLYING FUCK KNOBJOCKEY MOTHERFUCKER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST PUSSYLICKER HADJI DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SEX JAP D'OH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BULLCRAP DOUCHEBAG LET'S SHIT YOU WANKER JACKASS STEVE BALLMER ASSCRACK QUEEF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WALRUS SHIT GANGBANG NIGNOG DUMBASS CUNT BITCH GRAPE PENIS BULLCRAP SHITFACE POMMIE DAGO Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKWAD ASSWIPE SHIT DICKHEAD HENTAI BASTARD PIG HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! FELCHING TWAT FRIG CUM POLACK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JUSTIN BIEBER LAKE TITICACA YUKY DOODY PAKI FUCK EMO BAD MOTHERFUCKER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DICKFACE COMMUNIST DILDO CUNTRAG FUCKER CAPTAIN CRUNCH DICKFACE MALARKY BEAVER FEWMETS GOOK FUCK OFF COON ASSCRACK FEMADOM PISS NIPPLES CHIGGER PENIS [expletive deleted] FUCKFACE COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKSTAIN PISSHOLE BOOBIES SHITSKIN MOLDY TITS DOUCHEBAG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PAKI JUNGLE BUNNY RAT'S ASS DAMN RAT'S COCK FEMADOM CHICKEN SHIT MARGARET THATCHER TWAT [Insert stupid word you just made up here] LAKE TITICACA EMO SHIT SHITFUCKER ASSWIPE DICKHEAD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SCUMBAG SAND NIGGER [expletive deleted] BOB SAGET NEOPETS FUCKHEAD BULLCRAP PISS COCKSHITTER SCROTUM WALRUS SHIT EMO PISS BUTT PIRATE FUCKSTAIN PORCUPINE'S BALLS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PISS NAZI PEARL NECKLACE TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCK YOU DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT SHITTY WILLY WONKA DOUCHE MONKEY SHIT 666 MARY WHITEHOUSE JACKASS FUCKING BOOBIES BATMAN & ROBIN DESU SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PIECE OF SHIT FLYING FUCK CLUSTERFUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RAPE MALL SANTA SHITTY CUNT SHITTY SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKTARD JOHNNY HELL FUCKING BASEBALL JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST JERRY PENIS ON A BUN MOTHERFUCKER SUCK MY COCK SHITHEAD SHITFUCKER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH WHORE ASSHOLE BULLSHIT CHRISTHUMPER FUCKHEAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BONER FIRECROTCH FUCKWIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCK NUGGET FLYING FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ANAL DIABETES PISS BULLSHIT BALL SACK SACRED CHICKEN FRIES BITCH FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE COMMUNISM IS STUPID MARGARET THATCHER DARTH VADER ASSHAT FUCKFACE BELLEND GENITALIA GRINGO CLEVELAND STEAMER POMMIE DAMN WILLY WONKA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK YOU DILDO FUCK OFF BOON D'OH pen0r CUNT BULLSHIT BUGGER BULLSHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD YOU WANKER DAMMIT PORCH MONKEY MOCCASINS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CUNTBUCKET VAGINA ASSHOLE ASS CAMEL FUCKER WALRUS SHIT FUCKING PISS CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT LAKE TITICACA TIT DIRT DIRTY SANCHEZ BITCH COCKSUCKER ASS CHINK PEDOPHILIA HORSE SHIT SHITSLINGING SOD OFF GANGBANG FLYING FUCK EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM FUCKFACE DOG SHIT SHITE TITWANK JACK OFF DILDO DICK BULLSHIT SHITCUNTING SEMEN JACKASS SHIT DICKHEAD WINDOWS VISTA CAMEL JOCKEY WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS PENIS ON A STICK YOGHURT CANNON JIZZ FELCHMONKEY DONKEY PUNCHER PEDOPHILIA SHITSLINGING PEDOPHILIA MONKEY'S UNCLE HO SHIT NIGGER TITS BONER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASS DOT HEAD GANGBANG FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS SHITFACE FUCK POLESMOKER AAAAAAAAA! RAGHEAD ROSIE O'DONNELL NORTH KOREA NAZI SHIT CUNT MOCCASINS RAT'S COCK DICKFACE TIMBER NIGGER NI SHITCUNTING WIGGER CHINK AUTOFELLATIO HELL BOOBS WIENER QUEEF HELLFIRE ASS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE EARS OF CHRIST ASS POLAK QUEEF VENEREAL DISEASE BOOBIES DUMBASS JIGGABOO FUCK YOU ANAL FELCHMONKEY MILF PRICK ALEX TREBEK DAMN BASTARD FUCK TAMPONS SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASS CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITBALLS BULLCRAP WIENER SHIT SPUNK HYPERINFLATION CRAP FUCK OFF FUCKHEAD GARBAGE DAY! SPANK THE MONKEY SPANK THE MONKEY DAMN IT PISS ARTIST JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST RAT'S ASS BEANER SHITTY BUTTFUCKER SUCK MY DICK RAT'S COCK GREASER BOOBIES ASS QUEEF SUCK COCKS IN HELL! MOZILLA FIREFOX JACKASS GYPSY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CROTCH DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKWIT ASSWIPE CLEVELAND STEAMER HORSE PENIS TIT SPRINKLES SOD SHITFUCKER SLOPE SOD OFF NIGNOG BOOBIES CUNT DICK SEMEN BONER SLOPE TESTICLE CHOKE DILDO FUCKING A CUNTRAG GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK TURD PISS OFF SEX TOSSER MAMA MIA BOOBS ROSIE O'DONNELL HELL FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK PISS PIECE OF SHIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FOUR-EYES SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ARSE WEHATEMARIO CUNT DOUCHE NAZI BAD MOTHERFUCKER BLOWJOB SHITFUCKER TACO SHITTY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BITCH BRUSH MA TEETH SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE FLAMING ASS BADGER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU WANKER DILDO BALL SACK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS NECROPHILIA MASTURBATION IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SPUNK NECROPHILIA SCUMBUCKET INBRED SHIT PISS ARTIST GOD BLESS AMERICA RUSTY TROMBONE PISS OFF STEVE BALLMER SHITE SHITHEAD BATMAN & ROBIN JAP ASS SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISS ARTIST CLUSTERFUCK DAMN CONAN O'BRIAN PENIS DICK BALLS CHIGGER SHAKOPEE FUCKING A JOHNNY COCKSHITTER WIENER RAGHEAD JAP MASTURBATION I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BONER DAMN CHUFF SACRAMENTO FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BONER DAMNATION BITCH GANGBANG SHITTY SHIT BONG BOON MASTURBATION MICK GOBSHITE DOG FUCKER SEMPRINI NIGGER MAMA MIA QUEEF CLEMEN SEX NAZI POLESMOKER BASTARD BUKKAKE BITCH AY-AY-AY DAMNATION DOT HEAD BALLS DAMN SHITTY PUSSY FUCK YOU CHING CHONG CHINK BOLLOCKS BULLSHIT POMMIE BUTT-HEAD ASS BOOBIES PRICK MACACA COCKSUCKER FRIG BEAVER GANGBANG FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PISS OFF MY ASS SHITTY INCEST FUCKFACE POO POO BLOWJOB GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY POTTYMOUTH FLYING FUCK CHOLERA IS FUN! FUCKER HOMO LET'S SHIT TWAT CRAP ON A STICK DAMN HOT GRITS FRIG MILF HOMO BUKKAKE HELLFUCKER LET'S SHIT DAMN IT HENTAI WOP DONGSHOVER FUCKHEAD BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCK YOU RAPE SHIT BORDER HOPPER SLOPE ASSHAT DUMBASS PENIS DOG SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKER NIPPLES GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE COCKSHITTER ASSCRACK BALLS I AM CORNHOLIO! I WILL END YOU! CUNT ANAL SACRED CHINK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE 1984 DOUCHE NAZI FUCKSTAIN DAMN MAMA MIA BOOBS GENITALIA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM [expletive deleted] PRICK DAMMIT NIHILISM PECKERHEAD JIGGABOO ASS DAMN IT CUNTRAG TWAT DILDO SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BASTARD DAMN CAMEL FUCKER RAPE PISSHOLE CUNTRAG FUCKTARD DAMMIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! MONKEY BALLS FUCK RAT'S COCK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FELLATIO WANK AY-AY-AY WANK TITS TAMPON IN MY ASS TWAT PUSSY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FRIG CHENEY GRIS BALL SACK FUCKBAG GOD DAMMIT SHITE WIENER DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE CRACKER BASTARD WANKSPLAT BEANER TOWELHEAD GENITALIA DICKLICK SCROTUM JIZZ DYKE ASS PISS ARTIST BASTARD HORSE SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HELL NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WIENER RECTUM RAIDER YOU WANKER FENCE JUMPER FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNTBUCKET ASS FASCIST FUCKING A AMERICA ONLINE HADJI FLYING FUCK CROTCH TIT SPRINKLES QUEEF GIVING HEAD CHIGGER SEMEN TRANNY FELCHMONKEY DICKFACE FUCKFACE POOPY DAMN FUCK YOU JIZZ FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKTARD CHIGGER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HORSE SHIT SHITSKIN FUCKING DOUCHING SHITHEAD SLOPE DUNE COON I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITBALLS ASS POWERSHIT FUCKWIT DAMN BITCH PUSSYLICKER SHITFACE POOPOO FUCKFUCKFUCK BLUMPKIN WARNER MUSIC GROUP BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE GOD DAMN RAT'S COCK CHIGGER FUCKFACE FRIG JOHN SMILEY FACE HEIL HITLER! FELLATIO GOATSE SON OF A BITCH STRAWBERRY ASS GRAPE PENIS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKHEAD FUCKER TWAT DICKFACE FOREIGN CURRENCY CUNTBUCKET WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! WIGGER BOB SAGET MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BONG DOUCHE SHITFACE THONG TASTER FUCK FUCK OFF FAG HOMO FASHION BUG BEANER YOUR MOM SHITE JACKASS SUCK MY DICK TAMPON IN MY ASS JIZZ CLIT CLEMEN CUNT LAPPER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKFACE CUNT POO POO BLOWJOB BUKKAKE SHIT MONKEY SHIT SHIT CROTCH GOD DAMN SHITTY BULLCRAP JOHNNY I'LL RAPE YOU WIKIPEDIA VAGINA GOD DAMN COCKSUCKER MALARKY FUCKING FUCKTARD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING BONER SHIT DIPSHIT TACO MOTHERFUCKER RANDY TRAVIS RAGHEAD PUSSY BASTARD ASS TAMPONS JACKASS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM TWAT SHIT RAPE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE NIGGER CUNT INBRED DAMN GOD DAMMIT FUCKER CC PLZ I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TITS EPIDIDYMIS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WOMEN'S RIGHTS PISS ARTIST SPIC TWAT JENKEM DONKEY DICK DONALD RUMSFELD SHIT FUCKTARD ABO CARPET MUNCHER RAGHEAD RAT'S COCK ASSHOLE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink KIKE KIDDY FIDDLER DUMBASS JACK OFF SOD CUNNILINGUS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DICKLICK PISSHOLE SHITTY DAGO SPIC EMO POMMIE BITCH LET'S SHIT PEDOPHILIA CLEMEN MILF PISSHOLE CAMEL FUCKER PEARL NECKLACE DAMN FUCKING SHIT ORGASM CRAPFUCKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CLUSTERFUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS CHAV DIPSHIT STRAWBERRY ASS DICKFACE HELL TAFFY VAGINA BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FRENCH TICKLER FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE CUNT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHITE WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CHICKEN FRIES FELCHING FUCK ASSHOLE LENS CRAFTERS DOG SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS I'LL RAPE YOU TITS HOMO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKSTAIN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BUTTFUCKER ARSE FUCK FUCKFACE BITCH BUTTFUCKER DAMN IT DICKHEAD DICKHEAD WANKSPLAT SHITFACE PUSSY GIVING HEAD WANK FEWMETS ASSRAMMER CUNT PUPPIES DUMBASS FUCK OFF MASTURBATION ASS HELL PISS ARTIST SHIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GOBSHITE and with the BUKKAKE and his LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS of girraffes in which ASS while reading about CUNTYMINTS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PUSSY also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
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