Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNT neurochemical FUCK disorder JACKASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BONER, sudden BALLS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DICK TITS or CUM vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HELL in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated RAT'S ASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITFUCKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA COCKSHITTER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous NIPPLES utterFUCKance of socially BOOBIES objectionable words).
HELLFUCKER Tourette's is FUCK YOU not to be TOSSER confused with WIKIPEDIA Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying P'KANG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK random FUCKFACE disorientation, culturally-JAP-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FROG'S FAT ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WHORE language, FEATURED and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TITTIES BLISTERING BARNACLES of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PISS ARTIST souvenir shoppes and massive CUNTYMINTS quantities SHITHEAD of ANAL DIABETES FUCKTARD garbage.
Darnit.
A PAKI Polite Note to the ASS Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SCUMBAG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITFUCKER article FEMADOM funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TITS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PISSHOLE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ARSE.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FAG Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of JAP Tourrette's sufferers WETBACK swear. You can ANAL blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FLYING FUCK TV, for always focusing on the RAPE bad side of a terrible FRAK thing.
- The main SPUNK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKWIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'INBRED' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FRITZ knee PRICK NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is COCKSUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BUTT PIRATE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! school for CHICKEN SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage 666 sufferers to become FLYING FUCK manically depressed and ASS commit 666 suicide.
- There is no CRAPMUNCHER cure, and the COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT drugs that are available to, "calm" the EPIDIDYMIS tics often have adverse FUCKING side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITHEAD perodol" which caused my entire ALF body to go BOOBIES numb and PRICK basically made it NIGGA! worse than LET'S SHIT it is without the FAGGOT drug.
I am an active member of a ASSCRACK tourette syndrome HELL association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PISS ARTIST the BIRD SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "DUNE COON swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASS much much (hand spasms) more...
I am TITS & DICKS sorry for SHITE "hi-jacking" your FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TWAT this that really CHENEY annoys me. I am working towards a IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this COCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TWAT, and making fun of a FUCKTARD horrible disorder is (not) I'LL RAPE YOU funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HOMO time.
Best HORSE SHIT regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “BULLCRAP” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS reply
As UIGURS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DEMOCRACY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONASTERIES Westerners show is not an TAIWAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BELGIUM degenerate capitalist culture in those DEMOCRACY countries. When showing TIBETAN BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT MOVEMENT in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not GOOGLE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHT WING byproduct of your SLITTY EYES capitalist society RIGHTS.
Li Chiang “SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY” Wen
P.S. JERK OFF Regards to Andrew EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply
As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DON'T HAVE AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?
Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ANAL saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my MARGARET THATCHER intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine BONER Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are TENTACLE RAPE and ASSHOLE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FROG music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HOMO BAND WITH 4 BALLS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CRACKER HORSE! BONER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BONER'S HOUSE
How TWAT to WIENER cure JACKASS the LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT Tourette's SIGMUND FREUD Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment FELCHING for VAGINA Tourette's BUTTFUCKER Syndrome POOPOO is FUCK OFF following SEX these CHAV rules BONG in FUCKING A order:
- 1: Avoid GANGBANG immature CROTCH little CAMEL FUCKER kids,
- 2: Count to SEMEN within SPANK THE MONKEY 10 FIST FUCKseconds,
- 3: Do not open your FUCKSTAIN POMMIE FELCHING nor PRICK talk,
- 4: Tell FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA yourself you DIPSHIT don't NIGGER have COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT this WIKIPEDIA disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKING A WITH NASTY MOZILLA FIREFOX DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WANK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the BONER last straw SHIT!
I fucking put CHRISTHUMPER' my comment at the TOP OF THE PORCH MONKEY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DUMBASS the TOP OF BUGGER THIS FUCK YOU ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST offensive. NAZI. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT people who try IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! to battle POLESMOKER'FUCK that tight-ass MOTHERFUCKER 17-year-SHIT—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JACKASS it now, but someone said NIGGER' DICKFACE THONG TASTER'WANK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING TAMPONS is a laughing TRANNY matter. Plus there PISS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITFUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are BUTT-FOR-BRAINS articles FUCKING A about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching MOTHERFUCKER stuff. So FAGGOT that means DOUCHING stop getting mad at the FUCKWIT first part too and BIRD SHIT talking about the DARTH VADER letter that it's LIKE FATHER LIKE SON mocking (what WIGGER letter? I don't even know what TITTIES the heck you're talking about). Adrian BLOWJOB hi self SUGARTITS even made a really CHAV good point. "It's PUSSY nothing more RAT'S COCK from a head nod to a TITTIES knee tick". BULLSHIT. Which I'll add BASKETBALL onto FUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't COMMUNISM IS STUPID suffer that JACKASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes I'LL RAPE YOU it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PRICK be, because if I were a FUCK YOU Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA hilarious. If you JESSE McCARTNEY Want facts, go on GO HOME AND DIE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCK be offended, don't read MOCCASINS the freaking DOG FUCKER article anyway.
SPIC BUKKAKE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DOT HEAD JACKASS COCKSHITTER CRAPMUNCHER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASSCRACK SPIC
CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DICK IN A BOX BIRD IN THE HOUSE BULLSHIT FRENCH TICKLER SHITE YOU WANKER SCUMBAG REDNECK URINE-GARGLING YID DAMN INBRED SPANK THE MONKEY YOUR MOM CUM RUSTY TROMBONE BEAVER BOOBS KRAUT DAMN IT NIGNOG PRICK WINDOWS VISTA BUTT-FOR-BRAINS LET'S SHIT CONDOMS NAZI FLYING RAT'S ASS JACKASS JAP ARSEBADGERS SCUMBAG JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHUT UP, MEG! PISS OFF MY ASS HONKY INCEST SUCK MY COCK BOB SAGET TENTACLE RAPE FUCKING JUMP! GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS FUCKSTAIN HATE HATE HAT WIKIPEDIA RAGHEAD DAMN COCKSHITTER MONKEY SHIT REDNECK JAP CHICKEN SHIT ASS SOD OFF FIRECROTCH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DOUCHEBAG COON SHITE CUNNILINGUS RAPE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NAZI TWAT ASSCRACK WHORE ASSWIPE BUGGER FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS EXTRA LONG PENIS GO HOME AND DIE NAZI SHITBALLS FUCKWIT COCKSMOKER SUITCASE PENIS PISS OFF CLIT FUCK HELL BENCH PRESS AUTOFELLATIO THONG TASTER CHIGGER NIGGER PISS OFF MY ASS BALLS COMMUNIST DILDO WOP SNUFF PORN TAMPONS GOD DAMN COCKSMOKER TOWELHEAD NIPPLES CLEMEN AUTOFELLATIO SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BALLS HELLFUCKER CHOAD GOAT DICK NECROPHILIA WANKSPLAT BUTTFUCKER EMO SUCK MY DICK MASTURBATION WOP MOTHERFUCKER DOG FUCKER FUCKHEAD WIENER POLESMOKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK ORGASM FUCKWIT SHIT TAFFY HELL MOTHERFUCKER FELLATIO SHITSKIN DAMN IT SHITFUCKER SCUMBAG BIRD SHIT DYKE BUKKAKE COMMUNIST DILDO DAMN SHITTING DICK NIPPLES HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS HONKY BALL SACK MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKTARD FRAK GANGBANG FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CLIT GOD DAMMIT PECKERHEAD FIRECROTCH TWISTY VAGINA WOODPECKERSHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SOD OFF MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SPUNK FALSE BENSON BITCH CUNT COON BULLSHIT SHIT POMMIE DAMN DOT HEAD SHITBALLS FUCK MILF RANDY TRAVIS DONKEY DICK QUEEF FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HELL TENTACLE RAPE I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER CHRIST OF TABERNACLE TURD SEX MOCKIE WALRUS SHIT FUCKING A TWISTY VAGINA BITCH 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 HELL FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER WIKIPEDIA AY-AY-AY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TOWELHEAD HELL DICKHEAD GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS GANGBANG MASTURBATION HORSE SHIT HELL SEX SHITHEAD SHITE COCKSTUFFER CROTCH CHIGGER CLEMEN ORGASM PISSHOLE CHICKEN SHIT WOP BOOBS SHIT FUCKING CUNTSWILLING DYKE DIRTY SANCHEZ GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS NIPPLES DICKFACE SPANK THE MONKEY PENIS MOZILLA FIREFOX PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CHICKEN SHIT WEHATEMARIO GOD DAMN JACKASS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? VAGINA FUCK OFF PROXY SITES KNOBJOCKEY DAMN TWO-INCH PENIS TITWANK DOUCHE CHUFF JESSE McCARTNEY JOHNNY WOODPECKERSHIT RAT'S COCK MOCCASINS DAMN REDSKIN BIRD SHIT COON COON FUCK YOU PISS ARTIST BUGGER OFF BULLSHIT POO POO BLOWJOB NIPPLES DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DICKHEAD FUCKTARD TOURETTE'S IS FUN MONKEY SHIT COCK FUCK YOU PISSHOLE BUTTFUCKER SIGMUND FREUD HELL CHOAD MILF [Insert stupid word you just made up here] COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DUMBASS DICKHEAD JAP SHITHEAD ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKHEAD BIRD IN THE HOUSE 666 BLOWJOB SHITFACE CHENEY HO BALLS BLISTERING BARNACLES SEX PISS ARTIST I'LL RAPE YOU ANAL BATHING SUIT AREA MOTHERFUCKER SHIT LIKE A HORSE MONKEY SHIT STRAWBERRY ASS BUKKAKE SHIT SHIT HELL TITMOUSE IN SACREMENT BITCH SCROTUM FELLATIO DAMN IT ASSHOLE NIGNOG CHICKEN SHIT BALL SACK CUNT PEDOPHILIA FUCK YOU SUCK COCKS IN HELL! D'OH FUCK SHIT ASSHOLE PISS OFF FUCK FUCKER BIRD IN THE HOUSE FELLATIO POOPOO WINDOWS VISTA SHIT PRICK DICK CHICKEN NIGNOG HONKY DAMN CLEMEN ANAL DIABETES GOOK NIGGER FRENCH TICKLER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DUMBASS RAT'S COCK FLYING RAT'S ASS RUSKIE DOUCHING PISS ARTIST ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BOB SAGET BITCH TWAT TITMOUSE DUMBASS YOU WANKER FUCKHEAD HO CHINK BOOBIES TOWELHEAD ASS FIRECROTCH CUNT ANAL DIABETES BUGGER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUEEF REDNECK CRAPMUNCHER ARSE NICARAGUA FUCKWIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH BUTTFUCKER DIPSHIT PUSSY MASTURBATION BRUSH MA TEETH CLUSTERFUCK RECTUM RAIDER JERRY NEOPETS DICKWAD DICK IN A BOX PISS OFF WIGGER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! WETBACK MONKEY BALLS DOUCHEBAG ARSEBADGERS CUNNILINGUS FAG DICKFACE REDSKIN FUCKTARD FUCKTARD DAMN GOD DAMN BATHING SUIT AREA PISS ARTIST REDNECK POLESMOKER PISS ARTIST WIENER FROG'S FAT ASS [expletive deleted] CUNT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BUGGER DOUCHE NAZI O CANADA PIG FUCKING POMMIE GOAT DICK VENEREAL DISEASE CUNNILINGUS BITCH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE RUSTY TROMBONE BASTARD FELCHING HELL I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL KRAUT JAP JOHNNY SUCK MY COCK FAG DICKWAD CAMEL JOCKEY ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP INBRED POOPOO CUNT CRAPPER COCK SHITFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BEANER HELL MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASSCRACK CHING CHONG CHINK DICKHEAD SCROTUM PRICK CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP JAP FUCKING A SHITE JACKASS ASSHOLE ALF PEARL NECKLACE ASS TIMBER NIGGER HAIL SATAN! BASTARD SACRAMENTO DILDO FAG DOM DeLUISE SHITTY RICK MORANIS TITS BIGNOSE BONER FELLATIO CLIT DONGSHOVER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BEAVER GOATSE DAMN LOGJAMMER DONKEY DICK SHITSLINGING JAP HELL RUSTY TROMBONE DOG FUCKER POLAK RAGHEAD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HADJI ASS FUCKHEAD SHIT NAZI GOD DAMN KIKE ANAL ASSFACE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKSTAIN ANAL VAGINA BOB SAGET PISS ARTIST MOTHERFUCKER CHICKEN FRIES FU SPANG CLEMEN EPIDIDYMIS PUSSY JACKASS SHIT BUTT PIRATE RAT'S ASS QUEEF TONY LA RUSSA JERRY WOODPECKERSHIT PORCH MONKEY TRANNY SCUMBAG SMEG SEX THONG TASTER HO DANDELIONS WHORE WALRUS SHIT HELL SHITBALLS BOOBS FUCKSTAIN FRIG JAP SIGMUND FREUD ASSHAT ANUSCAKE DICKLICK SEX RAT'S COCK BELGIUM KRAUT DOG FUCKER INBRED RAT'S ASS I'LL RAPE YOU CRAP SCROTUM DUNE COON JUNGLE BUNNY COCKGOBLIN CUNTYMINTS PORCH MONKEY FUCKTARD CHICKEN FRIES BONER DOUCHE NAZI BLISTERING BARNACLES TITTIES DARTH VADER TITS SEX CHRISTHUMPER WANKSPLAT BELGIUM ORGASM FUCK RICK MORANIS CHAV SHITCOCK DICK TITS DAMN SHITHEAD MOCKIE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PENIS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE JACKASS FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE MOSES JACKASS NICARAGUA BUTTFUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DAMN SHITCOCK CRAPFUCKER CUNTRAG SPIC ANUSCAKE TITMOUSE JUNGLE BUNNY PISSHOLE JACKASS I'LL RAPE YOU SHITCOCK BUGGER GOOK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST GO COUNT YOUR DICK THONG TASTER NIGNOG AUTOFELLATIO NIGGER FOUR-EYES DUMBASS JOHN SMILEY FACE INBRED FIST FUCK YID CHINK FROG'S FAT ASS ANUSCAKE CHINK POLACK BUKKAKE GOD DAMMIT HELL POOPOO PIG TITTIES SCUMBAG MILF DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT SUCK MY DICK DAMN CHINK BOOBIES WANK VAGINA CHICKEN SHIT BLUMPKIN CLEVELAND STEAMER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITFUCKER ASS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA TAFFY SHIT LET'S SHIT COON NECROPHILIA FUCK WALRUS SHIT ASS MOTHERFUCKER LOLCAT WANK MASTURBATION DOG FUCKER DICKFACE RAT'S COCK WANK POLACK SOD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE REDSKIN CLEMEN INBRED MOCCASINS PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE HORSE PENIS CUNT GOD DAMN PEEPEE FUCKSTAIN BUGFUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS LOGJAMMER FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN FUCK TWAT ASSHOLE LET'S SHIT TAMPONS GOD DAMMIT CUNT DAMN WALRUS SHIT WIKIPEDIA I WILL END YOU! PIGFUCKER MALARKY BALL SACK LET'S SHIT DAMN HELL DAMN CUM CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FOUR-EYES PISSHOLE GOD DAMMIT JERK OFF JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCKSTAIN PEEPEE FUCK OFF COCKGOBLIN CUNTBUCKET DUMBASS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKING A PUSSY HEIL HITLER! 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I'LL RAPE YOU HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKSTAIN EARS OF CHRIST FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST NIPPLES SUCK MY DICK FUCK POMMIE JUNGLE BUNNY ASSCRACK GOD DAMMIT MOLDY TITS POWERSHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER 30 CASES OF PICKLES MONKEY SHIT RAT'S COCK BORDER HOPPER FUCKTARD ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SEX SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BAT FUCK INSANE BANGKOK BOOBIES I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHITE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ORGASM FUCKHEAD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JACK OFF HOSER COLGATE PUSSY CRAP FRAK BASTARD DONGSHOVER SCUMBAG NORTH KOREA BASTARD ASSFACE MALARKY SHITSLINGING IT'S OVER 9000! PISS POO POO BLOWJOB I'LL RAPE YOU PECKERHEAD COCKSUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCK SCUMBAG JACKASS DIPSHIT CUM BOON DAMN CLEMEN MOTHERFUCKER BITCH YOU WANKER CUNT TENTACLE RAPE FUCKING SMEG FUCKBAG PRICK DICKFACE WILLY WONKA DYKE PUNANI ANAL DIABETES FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA YOUR MOM SHITCOCK PAKI FUCKHEAD WIENER GOD DAMN FUCKSTAIN DELICIOUS CAKE BOYCOTT VIACOM! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DOG FUCKER PISS ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ROSIE O'DONNELL BOOBIES BULLSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS CARPET MUNCHER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PUSSY YID PISS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! YID LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CLIT ASSCRACK MICK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKER MONKEY SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX TWAT JIGGABOO CHOAD KISSER CHOAD DICK NAZI WANK PENISBIRD CAMEL FUCKER SHITHEAD ASSCRACK BULLSHIT FAG SHITTY WIKIPEDIA AMERICA ONLINE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BULLSHIT CHIGGER PISS DIPSHIT POOPY BULLSHIT FUCKHEAD COCK JERK OFF BIGNOSE GENITALIA JACKASS FUCKSTAIN FRITZ WIKIPEDIA BASTARD SHITSLINGING BRITNEY TITTIES MALARKY FIRECROTCH CRACKER BASTARD JIZZ BONER HO DAMN PIECE OF SHIT BOOBS BITCH CHOAD NIGGER SHITHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PIG SHITBALLS SCUMBAG PENIS ON A BUN CUNT UNICORNS SPICY CUNT FUCK Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive ABO and with the FLAMING ASS BADGER and his WANK of girraffes in which PORCH MONKEY while reading about DAMN!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See TRANNY also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- BUTT PIRATE
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is CLIT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its HORSE SHIT subject. If you do not find it funny LET'S SHIT, it is probably because you are an INBRED BEAVER ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SPICY CUNT FUCK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a DICK TITS joke loses its humour CLUSTERFUCK when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so POOPOO ignorant, then you wouldn't have BOOBS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! DAGO CUNT FELLATIO I AM CORNHOLIO! DICK!!!!!I <3 COCK |
