Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or RAT'S COCK neurochemical FUCK disorder LOGJAMMER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PISS UP MY ARSE, sudden SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SUCK A BIG DICK or TWAT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly THIS IS A RARE SWEAR in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated POLACK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSHOLE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CC PLZ words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK DAGO words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKING A utterFUCKance of socially FUCKING objectionable words).
FUCKHEAD Tourette's is RAPE not to be FUCKER confused with SON OF A BITCH Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHIT random SHITFACE disorientation, culturally-HORSE SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BITCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITBALLS language, EAT MY SHIT! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DOUCHE TITWANK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HORSE SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive KIKE quantities BASTARD of ANAL DIABETES GOD DAMN garbage.
Darnit.
A GOATSE Polite Note to the SHITE Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PRICK article TWAT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASS LICKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SCROTUM changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance VENEREAL DISEASE.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FROG'S FAT ASS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BEAVER Tourrette's sufferers SHITFACE swear. You can I’M GOING TO FUCKING BURY THAT GUY, I HAVE DONE IT BEFORE, AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN, I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL TOURETTE'S SYNDROME blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DICK TV, for always focusing on the PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS bad side of a terrible INBRED thing.
- The main SON OF A BITCH symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SPIC involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TWISTY VAGINA' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small YID knee JENKEM NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is SEMEN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WIKIPEDIA cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PRICK school for DUMBASS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHIT sufferers to become ANUSCAKE manically depressed and SHIT commit BOLLOCKS suicide.
- There is no FUCKING cure, and the BORDER HOPPER drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITCOCK tics often have adverse PISS UP MY ARSE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON perodol" which caused my entire PEDOPHILIA body to go FUCKING numb and VENEREAL DISEASE basically made it NIGGA! worse than DONKEY DICK it is without the ORGASM drug.
I am an active member of a FEWMETS tourette syndrome PENISFUCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating D'OH the JIZZ public view of Tourettes as a "SCUMBAG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHIT much much (hand spasms) more...
I am MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE sorry for BULLSHIT "hi-jacking" your BULLSHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DIPSHIT this that really DONKEY DICK annoys me. I am working towards a DOUCHE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PEEPEE, and making fun of a BUGGER OFF horrible disorder is (not) 666 funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your suck my mothers time.
Best SEX regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “FUCKSTAIN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese RIGHT WING reply
As CHINA IS CAPITALIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are INDIA HAS NUKES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Westerners show is not an VOTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of WIKIPEDIA degenerate capitalist culture in those LHASA countries. When showing CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TANK MAN in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not FREEDOM OF SPEECH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CAPITALISM byproduct of your OPINION capitalist society STUDENT RIOTS.
Li Chiang “KENNY” Wen
P.S. REDSKIN Regards to Andrew FROG'S FAT ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply
As a CONDOMS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this MUGABE'S MOMMA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?
Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the AUTOFELLATIO saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my POLACK intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine PISS UP MY ARSE Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are IN SACREMENT and ASSFACE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKSTAIN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) NEGRO BAND WITH 4 DYKE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TITS & DICKS HORSE! PISS UP MY ARSE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PISS UP MY ARSE'S HOUSE
How CROTCH to BLOWJOB cure PRICK the INJUN Tourette's SHIT Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment ARSEBADGERS for TITS Tourette's NAZI Syndrome BITCH is BOLLOCKS following SHITFACE these AMERICA ONLINE rules MILF in DICK order:
- 1: Avoid HEIL HITLER! immature GANGBANG little SEMPRINI kids,
- 2: Count to WOODPECKERSHIT within CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE 10 FRENCH TICKLERseconds,
- 3: Do not open your NAZI RAPE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS nor HELL talk,
- 4: Tell GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS yourself you BULLCRAP don't FUCKTARD have BUTTFUCKER this GO HOME AND DIE disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK INBRED WITH NASTY PIG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the PISS UP MY ARSE last straw SHITFACE!
I fucking put SHITBALLS' my comment at the TOP OF THE BUGGER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHITBALLS the TOP OF DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! THIS KNOBJOCKEY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CHUFF offensive. SHITSKIN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TITWANK people who try JACKASS to battle DOG SHIT'WARNER MUSIC GROUP that tight-ass HELL 17-year-REBECCA BLACK—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find HELLFIRE it now, but someone said BUKKAKE' TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKHEAD'CLEMEN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHIT is a laughing HI, BILLY MAYS HERE matter. Plus there FAGGOT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FAGGOT Uncyclopedia, there are CLUSTERFUCK articles RAT'S ASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HELL stuff. So DOM DeLUISE that means MONKEY BALLS stop getting mad at the DICK IN A BOX first part too and FUCKING talking about the GENITALIA letter that it's DICK mocking (what HITLER letter? I don't even know what DICK the heck you're talking about). Adrian RAT'S ASS hi self EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA even made a really BITCH good point. "It's TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE nothing more NAZI from a head nod to a INBRED knee tick". TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE!. Which I'll add TITS & DICKS onto DAMN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASSFACE suffer that CUNNILINGUS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes TUBA it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DONKEY PUNCHER be, because if I were a HELL Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DAMMIT hilarious. If you SEX Want facts, go on NECROPHILIA Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PENIS be offended, don't read DAMN the freaking POOPOO article anyway.
FUCK YOU FU SPANG BUDDHISM DIPSHIT PISS OFF COON POMMIE MACACA BITCH FUCK OFF
GOD DAMMIT TITTYWANK TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK FUCK YOU MAMA MIA CAMEL FUCKER PISS LIMEY FUCKHEAD FELCHING BONER 666 LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS HELL ORGASM LET'S SHIT ASSRAPING TWO-INCH PENIS HO REDSKIN BUTTFUCKER TURD WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PEARL NECKLACE NIGGER TITS FUCK DOUCHEBAG 666 SPANK THE MONKEY BIG FOOT DICK SPUNK TWAT PUNANI FUCKTARD FUCK YOU GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHIT FUCKING JUMP! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PENIS RAT'S COCK FAG BOB SAGET SCROTUM HOMO ALEX TREBEK ASSCRACK FLYING FUCK SHITFUCKER CHRISTHUMPER DICKLICK YOU WANKER SHITCUNTING TOSSER TACO FLYING FUCK POLAK BUTTFUCKER BULLSHIT ASSHOLE BITCH FUCK OFF ARSE NAZI ASSFACE BORDER HOPPER CUNTRAG PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKHEAD GOD DAMN CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A SHITCUNTING COCK BLUE PENIS! POLAK DOUCHE NAZI I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ASSHOLE EARS OF CHRIST JOHN ELWAY DILDO MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PENISFUCK CUNNILINGUS ASS FASCIST PEDOPHILIA CUNNILINGUS NAZI SACRAMENTO TIMBER NIGGER SHITCOCK SHIT FUCKSTAIN HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! GREASER TWAT PISS WANK WANK DICK IN A BOX GO HOME AND DIE ASSHAT DICK SEMEN SPANK THE MONKEY EPIDIDYMIS WOMEN'S RIGHTS CUNT COCK PUSSY JENKEM NIPPLES ASS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME MOTHERFUCKER BALLS CUNT SHITE POMMIE DAMN BOLLOCKS FUCK FROG FUCKHEAD GRINGO NI ASSRAPING SCUMBAG MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DYKE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FRIG I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! WINDOWS VISTA SOD OFF NECROPHILIA [Insert swear here] KNOBJOCKEY WETBACK BOOBS ASSCRACK CRAPFUCKER SCROTUM DICKHEAD CHIGGER DOG SHIT HELL CHING CHONG CHINK JENKEM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITBALLS POISON IN TOOTHPASTE DAMN ORGASM LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DOUCHING GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ARSE DAMMIT SHITSLINGING BALL SACK DOG SHIT CARPET MUNCHER THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE GO COUNT YOUR DICK RAPE BASTARD SUCK MY COCK FUCKSTAIN TITS & DICKS BASTARD HELLFUCKER FUCKHEAD GOD DAMN NIGGER SHAKOPEE GIVING HEAD WANK PIECE OF SHIT FELCHING SHITE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GENITALIA DICK BUKKAKE DAMN SHITSLINGING DUNE COON BOB SAGET DAMN GRINGO BRUSH MA TEETH SEMEN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COCK MARCH OF FLAMES SHITFUCKER SHITSKIN BITCH CRAPMUNCHER FAGGOT POOPY BIG FOOT POTTYMOUTH TAMPONS PUSSY LIMEY BUGFUCK WANKER FUCK SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! POWERSHIT DONKEY DICK GOAT DICK CLIT PIECE OF SHIT SHIT DAMMIT BASTARD COON FIST FUCK PUSSY I WILL END YOU! TACO LENS CRAFTERS LET'S SHIT BASTARD BUGGER SHIT CLEMEN POOPY GOD DAMMIT FUCKING A RAT'S ASS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CHIGGER BASTARD FUCKSTAIN NEGRO FUCKSTAIN ANUSCAKE DONKEY DICK FUCKFACE TESTICLE CHOKE BITCH NIPPLES JACKASS SHIT WALRUS SHIT SEMEN GRAPE PENIS NI WANK DONKEY DICK HENTAI DUMBASS ASSHAT FUCK OFF BASTARD PENIS DONKEY PUNCHER SHITHEAD BASTARD JUSTIN BIEBER SHITCOCK GRINGO BOOBIES ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASS LICKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMN REDNECK POTTYMOUTH SHITE ALF I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! GO COUNT YOUR DICK DICK IN A BOX FUCKFACE SPANK THE MONKEY COON WANK YID ASSFACE TITS I'LL RAPE YOU NEGRO FUCKWIT TOWELHEAD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ALEX TREBEK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FRIG RAPE KIDDY FIDDLER DICKLICK CHIGGER P'KANG BITCH MACACA DOT HEAD CHUFF ASS DOUCHING FLYING RAT'S ASS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK COCKSHITTER ARSE FLYING FUCK CRAP ON A STICK COCKSHITTER MOTHERFUCKER CHOAD SEX DOUCHE NAZI JUSTIN BIEBER SHITHEAD BORDER HOPPER WINDOWS VISTA GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SEMEN DIPSHIT YOU WANKER CAMEL JOCKEY CHICKEN SHIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? WIENER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIGNOG FUCK YOU DAGO SCUMBAG FUCK YOU FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT FUCK YOU SCUMBAG CUNT SLOPE FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER ANAL DIABETES CUNT BASKETBALL HOOP SHITE TOWELHEAD HO SHITHEAD HELL MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN POLACK MOZILLA FIREFOX CONDOMS DAMN SEX SHITCOCK SPUNK FUCK OFF DUNE COON DAMN PEARL NECKLACE SHAKOPEE DAMNED TABERNACLE TUBA BUGGER ARSEBADGERS BONG SHIT JESSE McCARTNEY COON JESUS FUCKING CHRIST COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKTARD POMMIE SHIT LIKE A HORSE HELLFIRE SHITE NEGRO ANUSCAKE BAD MOTHERFUCKER REDSKIN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! HELL FROG FUCK HORSE SHIT KAFFIR TOWELHEAD DAMN ASS WALRUS SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO WIKIPEDIA GENITALIA FUCKHEAD CHRISTHUMPER YID FUCKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITHEAD KIKE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CUNT CRAPPER NIGGER OSTRICH MY ASS JERK OFF DICKHEAD TOWELHEAD BUTTFUCKER HELL POLAK MASTURBATION BOB SAGET LIMEY SHITBALLS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TAMPON IN MY ASS DONKEY DICK JUMPING JESUS!!! DIPSHIT OH SHI– SACRAMENTO JACK ABRAMOFF ANAL JESSE McCARTNEY CLEMEN ASS PISS OFF FIRECROTCH POLAK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS GOATSE PECKERHEAD MOTHERFUCKER FOUR-EYES FEATURED SOAPY TITWANK CUNTYMINTS HADJI BUTT PIRATE SHITFACE LENS CRAFTERS JACK OFF FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKING BLOWJOB FUCK NUGGET BUTT-HEAD DAMN SPUNK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT STEVE BALLMER SPUNK POWERSHIT DAMN FLYING FUCK PISS OFF GOD DAMMIT CUNT SUCK MY DICK BEAVER GO COUNT YOUR DICK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHAKOPEE ORGASM REDSKIN FUCKING FUCKING JUMP! ASS FUCK FUCKTARD TITTIES CHINK LIMEY DOODIE HEAD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CONDOMS CUNTYMINTS TITS DIPSHIT TWAT GYPSY CRACKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! RAT'S COCK SMEG DICKFACE MALARKY RAT'S COCK SEX CRAPPY FRAK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SEMEN FENCE JUMPER CRAP PIGFUCKER CRAPMUNCHER CUNT CRAPPER DILDO HELL CHOAD FUCKWIT RAPE FUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS JACK OFF PEDOPHILIA MOTHERFUCKER SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S ASS SHITFUCKER FUCK RAT'S ASS FRITZ MALARKY FIST FUCK BITCH BUTT-HEAD FELCHING WANK FUCKING A FLYING RAT'S ASS DOG SHIT RAT'S ASS FUCK MILF MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TITS & DICKS SHITSLIDE NI ASSHAT NIPPLES NAZI COCKSMOKER SHITSLINGING FLYING FUCK SON OF A BITCH FELLATIO SHITE FAGGOT CUNTING ASSCRACK MONKEY'S UNCLE BOOBS BONER BUKKAKE PISS OFF TITS CLUSTERFUCK HELL SHITFUCKER SPUNK WANK SOD DAMN WHORE NIPPLES SPIC JERK OFF I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! GANGBANG Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DIPSHIT FLYING FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU WETBACK MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKHEAD ANAL BUGGER RAPE DAMN IT BOLLOCKS WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK DONGSHOVER 666 WANK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS POLACK BASTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BOOBS I'LL RAPE YOU PENIS MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT ARSE GOD DAMMIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CRAPFUCKER JUSTIN BIEBER BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOD BLESS AMERICA COCKSUCKER CHINK CHING CHONG CHINK GOD DAMN BONER ASS LICKER GYPSY FENCE JUMPER SHITCOCK CUNT ASSFACE HELL PENIS ON A STICK BUKKAKE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNT YOU WANKER FIST FUCK INJUN DAMN REBECCA BLACK DAMN RAT'S COCK AUTOFELLATIO FROG'S FAT ASS ORGASM BAD MOTHERFUCKER GREASER YOU WANKER CHICKEN SHIT O KURWA! CUNT FUCKING BOOBS I'LL RAPE YOU TWAT PISS BEANER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SEMEN PEARL NECKLACE PISS OFF SHITFACE lowercase ASSHOLE PISS CUNT VAGINA CUNT BASTARD FELCHMONKEY SHIT MARGARET THATCHER CRACKER FOUR-EYES FUCKBAG ASS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS TURD FUCKTARD COCKSUCKER SHITE KAFFIR ASSCRACK ASSHAT INJUN JERRY RUSKIE POMMIE FUCK OFF COMMUNIST DILDO SHITFUCKER CUNNILINGUS POTTYMOUTH TAMPONS FEMADOM CUNT JIZZ COCK FUCKWIT BENSON SUCKS SPANK THE MONKEY ASS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DOUCHE PISS WANK INJUN CC PLZ WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! BUNG-HOLE PEARL NECKLACE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CHINK JACK OFF FUCKWIT NIPPLES BUTTFUCKER CRAPMUNCHER DOUCHE DILDO DUNE COON Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DICKHEAD BOOBIES SHITBALLS MOTHERFUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASSHAT DIPSHIT SAND NIGGER HAIL SATAN! PISSHOLE BRITNEY BUTTFUCKER SHITSKIN CUNT ANAL PISS ARTIST SHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL BONG DONKEY DICK AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS PISS UP MY ARSE POLAK PIECE OF SHIT CHIGGER MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS SOD OFF CRAPMUNCHER FENCE JUMPER AY-AY-AY DIRTY SANCHEZ JENKEM FEATURED FUCKSTAIN NIGGER DICKFACE BEAVER BULLSHIT CONAN O'BRIAN FUCK OFF ASS CUNTRAG RAPE BIGNOSE DAMN SON OF A BITCH FUCK YOU FUCKTARD BITCH RUSKIE SHITSLINGING PISS BLISTERING BARNACLES ASS A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! MONKEY BALLS ALEX TREBEK TIT SPRINKLES RAPE O KURWA! FUCKFUCKFUCK BUKKAKE INBRED ASSRAMMER FIRECROTCH NEGRO NICARAGUA MONKEY BALLS BEANER CUNT GARBAGE DAY! SPICY CUNT FUCK ASS GOD DAMN DAMN MOTHERFUCKER [EXPLETIVE] HELL ABO MASTURBATION CHOAD KISSER WANK JERRY NIGGER 666 FUCK COCKSHITTER CLEMEN SHITFACE TAMPON IN MY ASS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSWIPE COCK NIGGER TITS GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUM DAMN IT HADJI BANGKOK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PUSSYLICKER CHOAD CRACKER GO HOME AND DIE POMMIE WIGGER ANAL MACACA RAT'S COCK GREASER DICK IN A BOX BUTTFUCKER TIT DIRT RUSTY TROMBONE SCROTUM TITTIES BUGGER OFF DONKEY DICK FIRECROTCH NIGNOG PISS BANGKOK VENEREAL DISEASE PIECE OF SHIT PRICK ARSE CAMEL FUCKER TIT DIRT ASS GOD DAMMIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOD OFF ALF FUCKFACE NI LGBT RIGHTS DIPSHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS RAT'S COCK NI LET'S SHIT FUCKTARD DONALD RUMSFELD ASSHOLE CHOAD DOUCHEBAG REDSKIN POMMIE FUCK OFF DILDO DICKFACE RICK MORANIS TITS & DICKS FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICKHEAD CLUSTERFUCK NEGRO SOD BLISTERING BARNACLES LENS CRAFTERS COCKSUCKER POMMIE BALLS LET'S SHIT WANKSPLAT JACKASS BATHING SUIT AREA WANK WANK DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER FUCKBAG JENKEM WINDOWS VISTA BEAVER BITCH JESSE McCARTNEY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL COLGATE MALARKY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS OH SHI– FUCKWIT LET'S SHIT CHRISTMAS TREES ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! SEX ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKBAG CUNT RECTUM RAIDER POO POO BLOWJOB SHITTY KIKE CHRISTHUMPER WANK RICK MORANIS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? RAPE ASS LICKER DARTH VADER YOU WANKER DOUCHE NAZI FUCKTARD FUCKER FUCKSTAIN ASSFACE FROG CLEVELAND STEAMER suck my mothers JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CUNT CHOAD INCEST COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GRIS MONKEY SHIT SHITSLINGING CRAPFUCKER JACKASS BULLSHIT HORSE PENIS I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY YUKY DOODY DAMN FUCKING A BASTARD SUITCASE PENIS BLISTERING BARNACLES FELLATIO FUCK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink POTTYMOUTH AUTOFELLATIO TIT SPRINKLES SUCK A BIG DICK BOOBS SPUNK FIST FUCK ASSWIPE MR WINKLER IS GAY CLIT FUCKSTAIN FIRECROTCH CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASSWIPE BOOBS PISS BLUE PENIS! JELLY BEANS MASTURBATION BUGGER OFF YOU WANKER FLYING RAT'S ASS BIRD IN THE HOUSE VAGINA BITCH SUCK MY DICK I WILL END YOU! FUCKING A JAP CHRISTHUMPER CHAV SHITSKIN CHOAD GOD DAMMIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BONER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA JUSTIN BIEBER PISS ARTIST MALL SANTA DAMN IT POLACK BITCH CROTCH HEIL HITLER! CLEAN DRINKING WATER ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ARSE SHITFACE FUCK YOU PENIS BITCH BUTT PIRATE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP NIGNOG GOD DAMMIT DICKHEAD BULLSHIT INBRED BULLSHIT CONAN O'BRIAN SON OF A BITCH BUKKAKE BUTTFUCKER CLIT PEDOPHILIA ASS CUNT CUNTING ASSCRACK BITCH HORSE PENIS BLUMPKIN FUCK FUCKING CLIT SHITSLINGING CHOAD BITCH YOU WANKER BEANER BOOBS SCUMBAG EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive FUCK and with the SHIT and his DOUCHEBAG of girraffes in which YOU WANKER while reading about MASTURBATION!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter.
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See FUCKING also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- GOD DAMN
Article written in the style of its subject This article is PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT subject. If you do not find it funny DAGO, it is probably because you are an INBRED PIG ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. DIPSHIT If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a TACO joke loses its humour PISS OFF when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so suck my mothers ignorant, then you wouldn't have DAMN IT needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BITCH YOU WANKER MAMA MIA POLESMOKER!!!!!I <3 COCK |

