Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCKWIT'WANK'DOG SHIT'ASSFACE'TOTAL'WEHATEMARIO'ASSCRACK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHOOP DA WHOOP neurochemical FUCK disorder PENIS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid RUSTY TROMBONE, sudden BOB SAGET m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TAMPONS or MORGAN TSVANGIRAI vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GOD DAMN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken REDNECK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FROG'S FAT ASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat INCEST DAMN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TITS utterFUCKance of socially GARBAGE DAY! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKHEAD television programs to address NIGGER Tourette's syndrome.

WANK Tourette's is DOUCHE not to be EARS OF CHRIST confused with GOD DAMMIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying REDSKIN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JAP random MOLDY TITS disorientation, culturally-FUCKSTAIN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITFUCKER language, SHITFUCKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RAPE DICKHEAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DAMMIT souvenir shoppes and massive RAT'S ASS quantities DUMBASS of ANAL DIABETES THERE IS A CABAL garbage.

Darnit.

A SHIT Polite Note to the POMMIE Author:

The YOU WANKER Tourette's BONG Research Institute was HELL founded to SPIC.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITFACE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BOOBIES article DICKHEAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and RAT'S ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DOUCHE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JUNGLE BUNNY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DILDO Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HOCKEY Tourrette's sufferers SHITTY swear. You can TWAT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BALLS TV, for always focusing on the FUCK bad side of a terrible RAPE thing.
• The main DUMBASS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are YOU WANKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PUSSY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small INCEST knee FELCHMONKEY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BIGNOSE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CHOAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PENIS school for COCKGOBLIN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CAMEL FUCKER sufferers to become CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT manically depressed and PENIS ON A STICK commit CUNNILINGUS suicide.
• There is no SUCK COCKS IN HELL! cure, and the INBRED drugs that are available to, "calm" the BITCH tics often have adverse BONER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GOOK perodol" which caused my entire FUCK body to go FELCHING numb and QUEEF basically made it NIGGA! worse than I WILL KILL YOU! it is without the BUGGER OFF drug.

I am an active member of a WALRUS SHIT tourette syndrome TOWELHEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNNILINGUS the GOOK public view of Tourettes as a "DILDO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PAKI much much (hand spasms) more...

I am POMMIE sorry for SHIT "hi-jacking" your MONKEY BALLS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DAMN IT this that really CRAPPY annoys me. I am working towards a SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PISS ARTIST article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MOTHERFUCKER, and making fun of a SHIT horrible disorder is (not) PENISBIRD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUM time.

Best DAMNATION regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese I LIKE BUSH reply

As POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DALAI LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Westerners show is not an SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MINORITIES degenerate capitalist culture in those SLITTY EYES countries. When showing TIBETAN BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust ELECTION in countries MONASTERIES leadership, those problems does not BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a AMERICA'S GREAT! byproduct of your MONASTERIES capitalist society BUDDHISM.

Li Chiang “CENSORSHIP” Wen

P.S. O CANADA Regards to Andrew SEX Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The FUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can PIECE OF SHIT punch him if you WIENER want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GOD BLESS AMERICA saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my FUCKWIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine RUSTY TROMBONE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DEVELOPERS! and DANDELIONS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITFACE BAND WITH 4 COCKSTUFFER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A HELL HORSE! RUSTY TROMBONE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO RUSTY TROMBONE'S HOUSE

How NI to SHITFACE cure BOON the MY ANUS IS BLEEDING Tourette's ARSE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment JERK OFF for LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD Tourette's BASTARD Syndrome ASS LICKER is TRANNY following DICKFACE these ASSHAT rules 666 in HORSE PENIS order:

• 1: Avoid DAMN immature SMEG little DICK kids,
• 2: Count to SHITCUNTING within NIGNOG 10 HONKYseconds,
• 3: Do not open your INCEST ASS CLEMEN nor DAGO talk,
• 4: Tell MOZILLA FIREFOX yourself you PISS OFF don't DAMN IT have TOWELHEAD this GYPSY disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CHINK WITH NASTY FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WIKIPEDIA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the RUSTY TROMBONE last straw STRAWBERRY ASS!

I fucking put SALISBURY' my comment at the TOP OF THE POLESMOKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at REDSKIN the TOP OF PISS THIS SHITE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHIT offensive. TOWELHEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to MOTHERFUCKER people who try DAMN to battle TWAT'FIRECROTCH that tight-ass PUSSY 17-year-DELICIOUS CAKE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ASSHAT it now, but someone said CUNT' DOUCHING WIENER'REDSKIN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BUKKAKE is a laughing FELCHING matter. Plus there BONG was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HELL Uncyclopedia, there are DYKE articles DICK IN A BOX about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching STEVE BALLMER stuff. So GREASER that means DOG SHIT stop getting mad at the GOBSHITE first part too and CUNT talking about the CLIT letter that it's SHAKOPEE mocking (what FLAMING ASS BADGER letter? I don't even know what CRACKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian BUTTFUCKER hi self HITLER even made a really PISS OFF good point. "It's DIPSHIT nothing more FUCKFACE from a head nod to a EAT MY SHIT! knee tick". NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES. Which I'll add FUCKSTAIN onto NECROPHILIA saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't I WILL END YOU! suffer that PAKI much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BOOBS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK be, because if I were a CARPET MUNCHER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BITCH hilarious. If you PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Want facts, go on FROG'S FAT ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA be offended, don't read MOCCASINS the freaking TIT DIRT article anyway.

SON OF A BITCH MALARKY JOHN SMILEY FACE SEX SHITFACE NIGGER TITS TITS DOUCHEBAG DIRTY SANCHEZ ARSE

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REDEEMING VALUE BATMAN & ROBIN DICKWAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CUNTBUCKET SUCK MY DICK CUNT DAMN ARSE TWAT TITS CRAPMUNCHER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ARSE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DUMBASS KAFFIR WANK FRENCH TICKLER SHIT ASS MALARKY DYKE ORGASM GIVING HEAD PEDOPHILIA NIGGER TITS DOUCHE SUCK A BIG DICK NECROPHILIA D'OH PENIS NIGGER SAMUEL L. JACKSON PISS OFF [Insert silly non-swear here] BASTARD BOOBIES GOBSHITE BUGFUCK ASSHAT BASTARD SHITBALLS FAG HO ANUSCAKE BELLEND WIGGER PEEPEE JACK ABRAMOFF NORTH KOREA JAP GRAPE PENIS CRAPPY DOUCHE BULLSHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TAMPONS BIG FOOT ASSHAT COON BASTARD JACKASS VAGINA ASSRAPING BITCH TURD BUGFUCK TOTAL FRAK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PISS UP MY ARSE NIPPLES GOAT DICK ORGASM SOD OFF DICK BUTT-HOLE RAGHEAD HENTAI JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS MASTURBATION PIECE OF SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DAMN FUCKBAG DUMBASS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! 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I'LL RAPE YOU WANK NECROPHILIA ASSWIPE ASSFACE TOWELHEAD SNUFF PORN CLEMEN WANK SIGMUND FREUD BUKKAKE BIRD SHIT HO ASSHAT NIGGER CUNTBUCKET NIGNOG PIGFUCKER PISS ARTIST RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKSTAIN CLEMEN HELLFUCKER BIRD SHIT FUCKER SHITSKIN AMERICA ONLINE CHOAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK 30 CASES OF PICKLES DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCK A DUCK BOYCOTT VIACOM! BUTTFUCKER SHITE HAIL SATAN! JOHN SMILEY FACE MONKEY SHIT SUCK MY COCK FRIENDS BLOWJOB DOUCHING PENIS FUCKBAG PUSSY NIGGER TITS SHITTY VAGINA I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKSTAIN PENIS ON A STICK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SAND NIGGER CUNT SHITBALLS BASTARD EPIDIDYMIS SPIC SOD OFF SHITE RAT'S COCK DAMN O KURWA! CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A RAT'S ASS MICK ASSFACE BASTARD WANK FUDGEPACKER ANUSCAKE FUDGEPACKER BAT FUCK INSANE RAT'S COCK FUCK TIT SPRINKLES DICKHEAD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! JAP CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE ASSBANDIT DAMN FUCKER FELCHING O CANADA DICKHEAD DOUCHEBAG PIECE OF SHIT WIENER SPICY CUNT FUCK JAP FUCKTARD JACKASS SHIT DICKLICK FUCKING ASS COON DAMMIT CUM VENEREAL DISEASE TRANNY FUCK TURD MOCKIE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PENIS JACKASS BUTT PIRATE I RAPE WALRUSES! NIGGER TITS FROG'S FAT ASS suck my mothers RAT'S ASS FUCKHEAD BLISTERING BARNACLES RAT'S COCK PISS OFF BOOBS PEDOPHILIA CUM SPUNK [Insert silly non-swear here] MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY BITCH WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? TAFFY INJUN ASSFACE NEGRO PORCUPINE'S BALLS PISS UP MY ARSE BULLCRAP AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKTARD SOD OFF BOON PORCH MONKEY FAG NECROPHILIA SHITCOCK SEMEN FUCKWIT SHITFUCKER MICK BUTT PIRATE FLYING FUCK FUCK YOU ASSFACE RUSKIE POMMIE PUSSY BALL SACK GO COUNT YOUR DICK TWO-INCH PENIS PENIS BENCH PRESS MOLDY TITS TAMPONS DAMN WIGGER FELCHING BUTT-HEAD LAKE TITICACA PICKANINNY HO RAPE FRITZ DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FRED PHELPS FELCHMONKEY SCUMBAG MILF GIVING HEAD HITLER MOTHERFUCKER SPANK THE MONKEY DICK CROTCH I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST FUCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DILDO TITS & DICKS DICKFACE CRAP ON A STICK DIPSHIT AMERICA ONLINE ARSE FREE ELECTIONS DICK HO PISS ARTIST PISS ARTIST PIKACHU suck my mothers DUMBASS CLEMEN PIGFUCKER FUCKING JUMP! FUCKING JUMP! SUGARTITS FUCK YOU AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BUGGER SIGMUND FREUD ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKSTAIN I'LL RAPE YOU BIG FOOT pen0r DUMBASS CUNT CRAPPER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FLYING FUCK FUCK OFF DIPSHIT WIGGER WOODPECKERSHIT REDSKIN TWAT GOATSE WANKSPLAT DIPSHIT [Insert yet another person's name here] BRITNEY PORCUPINE'S BALLS BITCH BALLS BITCH SHITFUCKER FUCKER POO POO BLOWJOB DICK VAGINA BLISTERING BARNACLES BITCH WIKIPEDIA COCKING FUCKBOROUGH TIT SPRINKLES FUCKHEAD POMMIE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! WANK CLUSTER FUCK HELL FELLATIO FUCKWIT TWAT CHIGGER SAND NIGGER SHITFUCKER CUNT BOLLOCKS ARSE SUCK A BIG DICK ASS SPUNK DAMN SHITSLIDE JIGGABOO YOU WANKER TIMBER NIGGER WETBACK CLIT TWO-INCH PENIS SEX CHIGGER TURD ASS COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKHEAD SHITCUNTING DAMN IT FUCKTARD FELCHING SHITE BOOBIES MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BUTT-HEAD DONKEY PUNCHER BONG NECROPHILIA RAT'S COCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! POLESMOKER BUKKAKE FRITZ DICKHEAD D'OH PEARL NECKLACE FUCKSTAIN DIPSHIT SCROTUM FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK NEOPETS JOHNNY GARBAGE DAY! FUCKING FRITZ FUCKFACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DICKFACE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS [expletive deleted] TOSSER SHITFACE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS GYPSY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HELL FUCKWIT PRICK SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT VAGINA BATMAN & ROBIN I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCKHEAD BOOBIES SHITSLINGING HOMO CUM FUCKFACE ASS CLEMEN PISS OFF SHITE POLESMOKER SHITTY CHOAD POMMIE PISS ARTIST MALARKY HENTAI BUTT PIRATE suck my mothers JESSE McCARTNEY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS NAZI WINDOWS VISTA TWAT FUCKFACE SHITHEAD BITCH PISS ARTIST JOHNNY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKER CLEMEN JACKASS STRAWBERRY ASS FUCKTARD CHIGGER NIGGER TITS KIKE FUCKHEAD ASSWIPE BUTTFUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKWIT JERK OFF SPIC FUCKFACE FUCKING ASSWIPE BAD MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD DAMMIT FLYING FUCK BIGNOSE DILDO FROG'S FAT ASS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DIRTY SANCHEZ FENCE JUMPER HITLER TWAT PRICK MOTHERFUCKER I AM CORNHOLIO! ASSRAPING COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TITWANK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER CUNTRAG BALL SACK SUITCASE PENIS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKHEAD and with the CONDOMS and his CLEVELAND STEAMER of girraffes in which OLD CHRIST OF A while reading about JACK ABRAMOFF!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BUKKAKE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHITHEAD

Article written in the style of its subject This article is AUTOFELLATIO funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK subject. If you do not find it funny BALLS, it is probably because you are an INBRED BITCH ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. DOUCHING If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a GOD DAMMIT joke loses its humour YUKKY DOODY when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so SHIT ignorant, then you wouldn't have PEARL NECKLACE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! INCEST GOD DAMN CROTCH WANK GOD DAMN!!!!!I <3 COCK