Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FELCHMONKEY'KRAUT'JIZZ'FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE'JERRY'CRAPMUNCHER'LOLCAT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE neurochemical FUCK disorder JOHN SMILEY FACE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WETBACK, sudden FELCHING m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PENIS ON A STICK or SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly COCKSHITTER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BASTARD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SON OF A BITCH include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BAT FUCK INSANE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ORGASM TITS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TITS utterFUCKance of socially ASSHAT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DOUCHE television programs to address SHITFACE Tourette's syndrome.

CLEMEN Tourette's is NAZI not to be CHIGGER confused with FUCKFACE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FRITZ chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CHICKEN FRIES random SHITE disorientation, culturally-RAGHEAD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BASTARD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA language, BRITAIN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BITCH PISS ARTIST of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BUTT PIRATE souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK quantities DAMN of ANAL DIABETES GENITALIA garbage.

Darnit.

A I RAPE WALRUSES! Polite Note to the ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA Author:

The SHITFACE Tourette's HELLFUCKER Research Institute was MOTHERFUCKER founded to DUNE COON.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CHIGGER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PENIS ON A BUN article FUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKSTAIN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BITCH.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MOCCASINS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BOOBS Tourrette's sufferers CRAPFUCKER swear. You can BITCH blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BOOBIES TV, for always focusing on the ROSIE O'DONNELL bad side of a terrible MOCKIE thing.
• The main SHITHEAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITSLINGING involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WANKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small KEEP knee SHITTY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is TURD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKFACE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DAMN school for WIGGER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WANK sufferers to become CHICKEN SHIT manically depressed and CUNNILINGUS commit JIGGABOO suicide.
• There is no NECROPHILIA cure, and the JACK OFF drugs that are available to, "calm" the FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD tics often have adverse ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK perodol" which caused my entire SAGGY TITS body to go LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS numb and DICK basically made it NIGGA! worse than DICKLICK it is without the YOU WANKER drug.

I am an active member of a CAMEL FUCKER tourette syndrome CHOAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PISS OFF the HORSE SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "BIGNOSE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HOSER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DOUGHNUT PUNCHER sorry for TACO "hi-jacking" your FAG entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TOWELHEAD this that really ORGASM annoys me. I am working towards a RAGHEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GOD DAMN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ALEX TREBEK, and making fun of a JAP horrible disorder is (not) MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HELL time.

Best POOPOO regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONGOLIANS reply

As TIBETAN BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are 1984 not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill ELECTION Westerners show is not an TANK MAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MELAMINE degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHIST MONK countries. When showing STUDENT MOVEMENT right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PRINCE PHILIP in countries VOTE leadership, those problems does not 1984 occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GRASS MUD HORSE byproduct of your PANCHEN LAMA capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “DIMETHYL GLYCOL” Wen

P.S. CRAPFUCKER Regards to Andrew SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

The JERK OFF bastard who wrote this article. You can ALF punch him if you PISS OFF want to.

As a UNITED KINGDOM Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CONDOMS article. We have enough BRITAIN problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CUM saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my BOOBS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WETBACK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PUPPIES and SAMUEL L. JACKSON playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BAND WITH 4 FRIG MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A [EXPLETIVE] HORSE! WETBACK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WETBACK'S HOUSE

How PORCH MONKEY to OH SHI– cure YOU WANKER the LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD Tourette's ASSHOLE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment JACKASS for PISS Tourette's FUCK OFF Syndrome BITCH is DYKE following DYKE these O KURWA! rules ASSHOLE in DELICIOUS CAKE order:

• 1: Avoid SON OF A BITCH immature RAPE little HELL kids,
• 2: Count to MONKEY SHIT within GOD DAMMIT 10 COCKSMOKERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKFACE nor HELL talk,
• 4: Tell PENISFUCK yourself you FUCKWIT don't SHITFUCKER have ASSFACE this BATHING SUIT AREA disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITTY WITH NASTY FUCKWIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SOD OFF FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WETBACK last straw [Insert yet another person's name here]!

I fucking put BEANER' my comment at the TOP OF THE HELL PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at EXTRA LONG PENIS the TOP OF GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS THIS BITCH ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BOOBS offensive. SHITE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASSHAT people who try ASSHAT to battle GOD DAMMIT'ASS that tight-ass JACK OFF 17-year-PEDOPHILIA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKING it now, but someone said RAGHEAD' DAMN HENTAI'ARSEBADGERS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU is a laughing SHITE matter. Plus there TWAT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNTBUCKET Uncyclopedia, there are DICKFACE articles TAFFY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSHAT stuff. So CUNT that means NORTH KOREA stop getting mad at the BULLSHIT first part too and ASSFACE talking about the ORGASM letter that it's CUNT mocking (what SONNY BILL WILLIAMS letter? I don't even know what JIGGABOO the heck you're talking about). Adrian BLOWJOB hi self PENISFUCK even made a really CLEMEN good point. "It's SHIT nothing more DAMN IT from a head nod to a BOOBIES knee tick". YID. Which I'll add PISS onto DIRTY SANCHEZ saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASSRAPING suffer that I WILL END YOU! much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CHICKEN SHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to HELL be, because if I were a NAZI Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKSTAIN hilarious. If you POOPOO Want facts, go on ARSE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BIRD SHIT be offended, don't read BOOBIES the freaking ASSHOLE article anyway.

ASS PEARL NECKLACE JACK ABRAMOFF SAND NIGGER BOOBIES MARY WHITEHOUSE NIGGER GOOK SAND NIGGER GRAPE PENIS

SHIT SHITE FUCKER DIPSHIT DICK IN A BOX YOU WANKER JACKASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS VENEREAL DISEASE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKER CHIGGER COCKSHITTER PUNANI VAGINA POTTYMOUTH HOMO ASS LICKER BOOBS JUNGLE BUNNY CLIT PISS ARTIST ARSE FUCK [expletive deleted] SCUMBAG GIVING HEAD AY-AY-AY DUMBASS BITCH BALLS BUGGER ASSHOLE CRACKER MAMA MIA PISS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS JACK OFF FUCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT RUSTY TROMBONE GYPSY BLUMPKIN MARCH OF FLAMES WOODPECKERSHIT NI JACKASS ROMANIA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FRED PHELPS CUNTING ASSCRACK DIPSHIT DONKEY PUNCHER DAMN IT SHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES NIGGER SHITSLINGING WANKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCK ASS HOMO SHITE CUNT CUM GOATSE SUITCASE PENIS LET'S SHIT TURD BUTTFUCKER ASSFACE FROG SEX FELLATIO BASTARD TIMBER NIGGER FUCKWIT TRANNY CHIGGER FUCKBAG FELLATIO [Insert silly non-swear here] FUCK OFF HELL SHIT RAPE GARBAGE DAY! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TOWELHEAD DOUCHETITS FLYING FUCK ASS TRANNY INCEST DYKE SHITCUNTING NICARAGUA SACRAMENTO SUITCASE PENIS I WILL END YOU! FUCK NIGNOG FUCKHEAD FUCKHEAD P'KANG FUCK WANK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS GOD DAMN FUCKING A FAG SHITSLINGING BLUMPKIN WANKER CHIGGER FUCKTARD SMEG COCK DONKEY DICK RAT'S COCK O KURWA! CANNED QUOTES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BUGFUCK BUGGER OFF DAMN GOD DAMN WIKIPEDIA PIG FUCKHEAD SACRAMENTO SHITHEAD BALLS CUNT CUNTBUCKET QUEEF SPANK THE MONKEY WANK SLOPE ANUSCAKE BASTARD BITCH JUSTIN BIEBER SON OF A BITCH NIGGER TITS AUTOFELLATIO BEAVER FUCK YOU SHITFUCKER ASSFACE MALARKY GYPSY ASS LICKER GIVING HEAD BULLCRAP PISS ARTIST HOSER PRICK DICKHEAD DOUCHEBAG GANGBANG FUCKFACE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH YUKY DOODY FIRECROTCH PIG RAPE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PISS ARTIST VENEREAL DISEASE BOB SAGET POMMIE PICKANINNY ASSHOLE SHITFUCKER YOUR MOM KRAUT PISS WIGGER [Insert swear here] SHITFACE FUCK YOU RAPE QUEEF ASSHAT YOU WANKER ASSHAT PIECE OF SHIT BALL SACK SHIT EUROIPODS KIKE CUNT SHITE TITS & DICKS PAKI suck my mothers SAND NIGGER NIGGER ARSE FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER DONKEY DICK NIGGER TITS FENCE JUMPER ASS GOAT DICK MOTHERFUCKER SEMEN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE HELL PISS CONSENSUS SUGARTITS FUDGEPACKER DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN BLUMPKIN RAT'S COCK DUMBASS BASTARD TWAT POLACK TIMBER NIGGER DUMBASS INJUN DAMN PEARL NECKLACE COCK STUB BIRD SHIT CUNTYMINTS SHIT DONKEY DICK BLOWJOB DOUCHETITS MONKEY BALLS PRICK DAMN DICKLICK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JESSE McCARTNEY PISS ARTIST SHITSLINGING FUCKER DUMBASS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BITCH PISSHOLE NIGGER DAMNATION COMMUNIST DILDO FLYING RAT'S ASS NEGRO SPUNK ASSHAT SHITHEAD TITTIES SHIT GENITALIA MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASS FASCIST REBECCA BLACK FUCK DICK ARSE DOG SHIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS O CANADA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD EUROIPODS CRAP FUCKFACE DAMMIT ASSRAMMER BALL SACK RAT'S COCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM WANKER ASSBANDIT TOWELHEAD SHIT DOUCHE LOGJAMMER HELL STRAWBERRY ASS DILDO FLYING FUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PISS ARTIST ASSHOLE GO HOME AND DIE FUCKER I WILL KILL YOU! DUMBASS BULLSHIT FUCKWIT PENIS ON A BUN DOG FUCKER DAMN BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA POMMIE DELICIOUS CAKE BITCH YUKY DOODY ASSHAT BIGNOSE PIG TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK CLEMEN DIPSHIT BANGKOK TOSSER FEWMETS FUCK FRAK SHITE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM COCKSMOKER BIBLE BASHER DONKEY DICK WHITE RIGHTS BITCH GOAT DICK TITS FUCK A DUCK DICK IN A BOX MICK MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKER KAFFIR I'LL RAPE YOU PISS OFF SHITFACE JAP COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CUNT CRACKER HELL ASS COCK ASS FASCIST JUNGLE BUNNY BIRD SHIT BASTARD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DAMN FUCK DAMN SON OF A BITCH FUCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PISS GOAT DICK PENIS LET'S SHIT CUNT WHORE SPIC ASSWIPE DAMN IT HELL DOUCHE NAZI QUEEF CRACKER HELL OSTRICH MY ASS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CHING CHONG CHINK HOMO CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASSCRACK DEVELOPERS! ASSWIPE ASSRAMMER DIPSHIT CRACKER BASTARD SHITSLINGING DAMN HELL DUNE COON LICK PUSSY SHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK PIG HELL CUM DARTH VADER FUCKHEAD RANDY TRAVIS SHITHEAD WIGGER CHUFF CHIGGER JAP JOHNNY DAMN IT HELL CHAV GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK DUMBASS LET'S SHIT ANAL FIST FUCK FUCK OFF PUSSY JIZZ WOMEN'S RIGHTS OH SHI– AUTOFELLATIO BONER DICKFACE STRAWBERRY ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD I RAPE WALRUSES! CRAP SHITTY I WILL KILL YOU! MOTHERFUCKER BEANER ARSE ASS PUNANI DOG FUCKER CUNTBUCKET FUCKING DIPSHIT CONAN O'BRIAN SOD HOT GRITS FUCK OFF GOBSHITE BEAVER COON FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKING CHICKEN SHIT SHITSLINGING DICKFACE TITS JACKASS COCKSTUFFER CHRISTHUMPER TOWELHEAD GOBSHITE BUKKAKE BIGNOSE FUCKWIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES HELL MOTHERFUCKER CRAPMUNCHER DAMN IT CUNTSWILLING FUCKHEAD SHIT SIGMUND FREUD FIST FUCK SPUNK INBRED VAGINA GOD BLESS AMERICA FOUR-EYES DICKHEAD BOLLOCKS TACO DOG FUCKER OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA SAGGY TITS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSBANDIT BENSON SUCKS DOG SHIT COCK RUSKIE JOHN SMILEY FACE DUNE COON ASSFACE SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BITCH SHITTY I'LL RAPE YOU HELL FUCKTARD CROTCH PENISBIRD SOD ASS FASCIST CHIGGER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SEX JAP DUMBASS POWERSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS RUSTY TROMBONE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BATHING SUIT AREA SHITSLINGING CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE KIDDY FIDDLER CLIT WANK JAP DICKHEAD CHIGGER ASSCRACK FUCKTARD TWAT FUCK GOD DAMMIT SHITPISSER GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS BALLS suck my mothers AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASSFACE FUCK COON NIGGER WETBACK BALL SACK JAP FUCKING A DOUCHE CHINK WANKSPLAT GENITALIA FLYING RAT'S ASS AUTOFELLATIO RAT'S ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CRAPPY ORGASM JACKASS SHIT POTTYMOUTH ASS CHUFF JIZZ COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKHEAD GO COUNT YOUR DICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER JIZZ SHIT BELLEND HYPERINFLATION INCEST 4CHAN CULT OF THE DEAD COW RUSTY TROMBONE IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU SHITE RAT'S COCK RECTUM RAIDER MOCKIE CUNT FUCKTARD BITCH CHAV POMMIE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GRAPE PENIS FUCKSTAIN JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKFACE FRIG DICK IN A BOX BELLEND BITCH COCKSHITTER DAMMIT TITWANK SOD SHIT WOP PENISBIRD CRAP ANUSCAKE YOGHURT CANNON ASSHAT GARBAGE DAY! DAMMIT MILF ASS WHORE STRAWBERRY ASS RANDY TRAVIS SON OF A BITCH CHIGGER BUGGER NAZI BOOBIES WIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS COCKSUCKER DOUCHEBAG LOLCAT HORSE SHIT MOTHERFUCKER ASS LICKER DICKFACE GIVING HEAD NIGGER GOD DAMMIT JOHNNY SUCK MY COCK RAT'S ASS PENIS ON A STICK TAFFY ASS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON JACK OFF HELL BUTT PIRATE PENIS DIRTY SANCHEZ DOUCHETITS LOLCAT NIGGER REBECCA BLACK DAMN IT CHING CHONG CHINK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNNILINGUS GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK HELL ANAL DIPSHIT CARPET MUNCHER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE LET'S SHIT CRAPMUNCHER BITCH FUCKING A DONKEY PUNCHER REDNECK NIPPLES CRACKER SHITE LENS CRAFTERS ABO BUTTFUCKER WANKSPLAT DAMN SHITSLINGING GOD DAMMIT BITCH FUCKSTAIN GREASER GYPSY BOLLOCKS FLYING FUCK MOLDY TITS INJUN MOZILLA FIREFOX CLIT DIPSHIT HELL FUCKFACE POOPY TAFFY DONKEY DICK SUGARTITS FLYING FUCK UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY CUNT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE GOD DAMMIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DAMN FUCKHEAD LET'S SHIT GRIS TITS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WANKER SOD OFF DOUCHETITS SAGGY TITS GOD BLESS AMERICA DICK FUCKSTAIN STEVE BALLMER SON OF A BITCH DONKEY DICK SHITFUCKER CLEMEN WARNER MUSIC GROUP BULLSHIT GUMDROPS WARNER MUSIC GROUP WANK SOD FELCHING GOATSE FENCE JUMPER TOWELHEAD SCROTUM SHITSLINGING TITTIES CUNT NEGRO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GYPSY WIKIPEDIA NIGNOG FUCKER BIGNOSE MONKEY SHIT CHENEY CRACKER ASSHAT CLIT 666 INCEST HELLFUCKER BASTARD INBRED SHITBALLS PENISBIRD PUSSY ASSWIPE JUSTIN BIEBER BASTARD EMO SHITBALLS SHITCOCK PIECE OF SHIT FRIG I WILL KILL YOU! TITWANK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PISS OFF BITCH ASSHAT FUCKHEAD TITS GOAT DICK TWAT TAFFY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DOUCHING REDSKIN 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT D'OH NEGRO TIT SPRINKLES FUCK YOU EXTRA LONG PENIS TWISTY VAGINA GOD DAMN ASSHAT CUM CUNTRAG QUEEF JIGGABOO RADIO FREE LUNCH BITCH PISS OFF BELGIUM POMMIE FUCKING A NIGGER BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER ASS FASCIST CLEAN DRINKING WATER GOBSHITE BUTTFUCKER FAGGOT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CRAPFUCKER ASSCRACK SACRED LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT SPUNK PIGFUCKER PISS OFF BALLS BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN NEGRO SHITFUCKER BELGIUM FUCKING COON DAMN TITMOUSE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BUTT PIRATE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TITS & DICKS MOTHERFUCKER CRAP ON A STICK SCUMBAG AY-AY-AY BOON COON BONER DICKHEAD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ASS COCKSMOKER HELL DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES JOHNNY AUTOFELLATIO SMEG PISS ARTIST POLESMOKER BITCH SPANK THE MONKEY [expletive deleted] FUCKTARD PISS OFF HOT GRITS PUPPIES POLAK SHITSLINGING FLAMING ASS BADGER FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT LAPPER BOOBIES JOHNNY PEARL NECKLACE ASSHAT PORCH MONKEY ASS BOLLOCKS GENITALIA PENIS ON A BUN IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITFUCKER OH SHI– MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ANAL DAMNATION SEMEN SON OF A BITCH ALF PENIS ON A BUN LOLCAT ASS FUCKER DILDO HELLFUCKER JERK OFF SEX BIGNOSE WANK CUNTING ASSCRACK TITWANK SEX ASSHOLE BALL SACK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BITCH ASSRAPING WOMEN'S RIGHTS CLEMEN SPANK THE MONKEY CLUSTERFUCK WALRUS SHIT SIGMUND FREUD CUNTSWILLING FUCKWIT BOOBIES TITTIES WIENER BASTARD PISSHOLE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DYKE CUNNILINGUS ASSHAT FUCK YOU CONAN O'BRIAN LIMEY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF YOUR MOM MONKEY SHIT GREASER PRICK WANK WALRUS SHIT KIKE BUTT PIRATE FUCKING A BEANER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SCUMBAG SEMEN CUNT HITLER SHITFACE BLUE PENIS! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER CONAN O'BRIAN FU SPANG SHIT EMO [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] PISS ARTIST FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD COCK NIGGER TITTIES FUCKWIT BUGFUCK CUNT YOU WANKER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FAGGOT DAMN GANGBANG BULLSHIT YOU WANKER BASTARD FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PEDOPHILIA SHITSLINGING BUTTFUCKER TITTIES SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSFACE CROTCH SHIT FUCK NUGGET CLIT BEAVER 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 NAZI DOG SHIT HO RAPE BATHING SUIT AREA BLOWJOB BASTARD PEARL NECKLACE FUCKWIT SCROTUM DAMN ASSHAT I AM CORNHOLIO! KAFFIR BIGNOSE CRAPMUNCHER SOD ASS LICKER TURD BASTARD SHIT CRAPMUNCHER TIMBER NIGGER PISS ARTIST SHITPISSER DONKEY DICK WANK FUCKFACE DILDO All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BASTARD CAMEL JOCKEY SPANK THE MONKEY FAG BLISTERING BARNACLES FRENCH TICKLER HO TOWELHEAD SHITFACE CUNT SPANK THE MONKEY TWAT O CANADA FLAMING ASS BADGER HO TRANNY JACKASS GOD DAMN Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MOLDY TITS and with the TESTICLE CHOKE and his FUCKSTAIN of girraffes in which BUTTFUCKER while reading about POLAK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CROTCH also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BULLSHIT