Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DOUGHNUT PUNCHER'DAMN IT'BLUE PENIS!'DICKHEAD'SHITTY'BITCH'LIKE FATHER LIKE SON Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITSLINGING neurochemical FUCK disorder FRIENDS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TWAT, sudden I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASS or MONKEY SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TWISTY VAGINA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SUCK COCKS IN HELL! way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DUNE COON include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DONKEY PUNCHER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CLUSTERFUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DIPSHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ANAL utterFUCKance of socially AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BORDER HOPPER television programs to address QUEEF Tourette's syndrome.

CLEVELAND STEAMER Tourette's is NI not to be HENTAI confused with CLIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DICK CHICKEN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves INBRED random CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM disorientation, culturally-DOUCHE NAZI-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSFACE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DAMMIT language, JOHN SMILEY FACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TOWELHEAD FUCKBAG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITSLIDE souvenir shoppes and massive ICE CREAM quantities HELL of ANAL DIABETES NAZI garbage.

Darnit.

A SCUMBAG Polite Note to the CLEMEN Author:

The BIG FOOT Tourette's COCK Research Institute was I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE founded to SHITFUCKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WINDOWS VISTA Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PISS article LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DAMN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or COON changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DIPSHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TACO Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BONER Tourrette's sufferers SHITFACE swear. You can PIG blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame POMMIE TV, for always focusing on the MONKEY'S UNCLE bad side of a terrible ART METAL PRODUCTS thing.
• The main GOOK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ANAL involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ROSIE O'DONNELL' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MONKEY SHIT knee SAND NIGGER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NIGGER school for TWAT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CHIGGER sufferers to become BUTT-HOLE manically depressed and [expletive deleted] commit JERRY suicide.
• There is no SHITTING DICK NIPPLES cure, and the FELCHMONKEY drugs that are available to, "calm" the ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP tics often have adverse GIVING HEAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK perodol" which caused my entire FUCKING body to go SHITSKIN numb and TWAT basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUNTSWILLING it is without the DICK IN A BOX drug.

I am an active member of a BASTARD tourette syndrome FUCKWIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating NEGRO the MILF public view of Tourettes as a "CAMEL FUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JERK OFF much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKER sorry for POLAK "hi-jacking" your PISS OFF entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKHEAD this that really FUCKING A annoys me. I am working towards a ASSWIPE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PISS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JERK OFF, and making fun of a CUNTBUCKET horrible disorder is (not) DOG SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your NIPPLES time.

Best HELL regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “RAT'S ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese EUROIPODS reply

As MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FREEDOM OF SPEECH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill AMERICA'S GREAT! Westerners show is not an DALAI LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of HUMAN RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those FREEDOM OF SPEECH countries. When showing TAIWAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PANCHEN LAMA in countries STUDENT RIOTS leadership, those problems does not STUDENT MOVEMENT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a EUROIPODS byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “PANCHEN LAMA” Wen

P.S. MOZILLA FIREFOX Regards to Andrew SAMUEL L. JACKSON Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The JERK OFF bastard who wrote this article. You can SUCK A BIG DICK punch him if you FUCKFACE want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this KU KLUX KLAN country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with HIV NEGATIVE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “UNITED KINGDOM” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITFUCKER saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my FUCKING intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine TWAT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DAMN IT and SEMPRINI playing Roblox's Adopt Me with COON music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) LOGJAMMER BAND WITH 4 TOURETTE'S SYNDROME MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HORSE! TWAT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TWAT'S HOUSE

How WALRUS SHIT to DAMN cure QUEEF the SHIT Tourette's ASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment RUSKIE for TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Tourette's SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Syndrome FUCK is SHITSKIN following TENTACLE RAPE these NAZI rules DAMN in INBRED order:

• 1: Avoid ASSHAT immature WANKSPLAT little FROG'S FAT ASS kids,
• 2: Count to NORTH KOREA within DUMBASS 10 TITTYWANKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SMEG NAZI DICK IN A BOX nor SPIC talk,
• 4: Tell JACKASS SHIT yourself you FUCK A DUCK don't GOD DAMN have HATE HATE HAT this SAGGY TITS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK LET'S SHIT WITH NASTY DOUCHE NAZI DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the TWAT last straw ASSWIPE!

I fucking put WALRUS SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE BALLS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DAMN IT the TOP OF GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS THIS CUNT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be REDNECK offensive. FUCKTARD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BLISTERING BARNACLES people who try PENIS to battle NORTH KOREA'TACO that tight-ass DIPSHIT 17-year-BULLSHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find HOMO it now, but someone said FEWMETS' MILF FUCK'ART METAL PRODUCTS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PISS ARTIST is a laughing BASTARD matter. Plus there DICKFACE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on JOHN SMILEY FACE Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKFACE articles OH SHI– about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching MOTHERFUCKER stuff. So NIGNOG that means FUCKTARD stop getting mad at the BORDER HOPPER first part too and JACKASS talking about the IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! letter that it's YOU WANKER mocking (what COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK letter? I don't even know what WIGGER the heck you're talking about). Adrian CUNTRAG hi self PAKI even made a really FUCKSTAIN good point. "It's FUCKTARD nothing more PEDOPHILIA from a head nod to a DAMN knee tick". ASSWIPE. Which I'll add MOTHERFUCKER onto REBECCA BLACK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't RICK MORANIS suffer that DAMN IT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CUM it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CLUSTERFUCK be, because if I were a TWAT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SAND NIGGER hilarious. If you PIECE OF SHIT Want facts, go on BASTARD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GIVING HEAD be offended, don't read DAMNATION the freaking TITS & DICKS article anyway.

VENEREAL DISEASE HELL BITCH P'"`UNIQ--nowiki-00000103-QINU`"'KANG ARSE BORDER HOPPER CHOAD HORSE SHIT SHIT ARSE

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JACKSON SHITTY JOHNNY PRICK DICK IN A BOX LOLCAT HOMO LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT SHITBALLS BORDER HOPPER BEAVER MALARKY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TAMPON IN MY ASS CRAPMUNCHER VENEREAL DISEASE DARTH VADER FUCK DYKE BOLLOCKS TITTIES FUDGEPACKER BOOBIES CUNT COLGATE KIKE DAMMIT TOWELHEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER BOOBIES MASTURBATION DAMNED TABERNACLE DIRTY SANCHEZ THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE DICKFACE SHIT LET'S SHIT OSTRICH MY ASS PEDOPHILIA FUCKFACE HO FLYING RAT'S ASS FASHION BUG CUNNILINGUS MOCCASINS YOU WANKER CHOAD KISSER FUCKTARD SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE JACKASS SHIT ANUSCAKE FUCKFACE TIMBER NIGGER CAPTAIN CRUNCH HORSE SHIT DUMBASS FUCKTARD SON OF A BITCH TAMPON IN MY ASS POMMIE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASS FLYING FUCK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy POLAK OSTRICH MY ASS WARNER MUSIC GROUP BITCH CUNTRAG CLUSTERFUCK BUTT PIRATE WIENER SEX suck my mothers HITLER JACK ABRAMOFF DOUCHEBAG FUCK OFF LIKE FATHER LIKE SON JERK OFF WARNER MUSIC GROUP WANKER SON OF A BITCH FUCK TUBA PISS OFF SPUNK DAMMIT BUNG-HOLE YOU WANKER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK HOT GRITS CUNT REDSKIN TOSSER ASSFACE AAAAAAAAA! 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ASSFACE POLACK DAMNATION COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK JACKASS CHENEY STUDENT PROTESTS GO COUNT YOUR DICK SON OF A BITCH DONKEY DICK OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! CLIT FALUN GONG FUCK FAGGOT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TENTACLE RAPE CUNT 666 CAMEL FUCKER WEHATEMARIO CHOAD DUMBASS KNOBJOCKEY SEX MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BATMAN & ROBIN JUNGLE BUNNY TITTIES FAGGOT JACK OFF BUGGER CRACKER FUCK OFF BALLS SNUFF PORN SHITE SHIT BRUSH MA TEETH COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CLEVELAND STEAMER BUTT PIRATE MALL SANTA PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BOLLOCKS CRAPFUCKER ANAL ASSCRACK JAP PISS OFF SHIT LIKE A HORSE GANGBANG SCROTUM FELLATIO ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BALLS MY COMMUNION WAFER OF NIGGER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PISS ARTIST TOWELHEAD FIST FUCK SHIT RAT'S COCK BUGGER FUCKTARD FUCKER SHITSLINGING IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITFUCKER FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX SUCK MY DICK LET'S SHIT FIST FUCK MOCKIE I WILL KILL YOU! BLISTERING BARNACLES WANK NIGGER DOG SHIT FUCKER HITLER FAG SEX MOLDY TITS CUNTYMINTS NAZI PISS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HELL BLUE PENIS! CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT STEVE BALLMER CUNT DILDO PUSSY FUCKFACE ASSRAMMER DICKHEAD REDSKIN SHIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DIPSHIT SHITHEAD COCKSUCKER YOU WANKER PUSSYLICKER POMMIE SPANK THE MONKEY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WOP WEHATEMARIO VENEREAL DISEASE ASS BUTT-HEAD CUM FUCK YOU KITTENS SEMEN suck my mothers FAGGOT SHIT FUCKSTAIN CHENEY CUNTRAG INJUN MOZILLA FIREFOX CUM FUCKFACE GIVING HEAD YID DICKFACE CHICKEN SHIT ASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DAMN FUCK SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE FUCKFACE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GRIS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BASTARD DAMN IT BITCH FUCKBAG JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER 1984 SHITSLINGING SHUT UP, MEG! BIGNOSE BIGNOSE GRINGO CRAP ON A STICK COMMUNIST DILDO CUNTRAG DAMN CUNNILINGUS CLIT BITCH GENITALIA CUNTBUCKET DICKHEAD CUNTSWILLING FUCK CHRIST OF TABERNACLE PRICK DAMN IT ASS LICKER FUCKHEAD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! MILF BOOBS EXTRA LONG PENIS pen0r COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BONER DAMN COCKGOBLIN BUTTFUCKER GOAT DICK ASSHOLE SHITE FAGGOT GOATSE CHICKEN FRIES ASS FASCIST HORSE SHIT JENKEM BOLLOCKS FAGGOT PENIS ON A BUN COON FUCKSTAIN ASS ASSCRACK INBRED FUCKFACE REDNECK FUCKSTAIN PUSSY GARBAGE DAY! SHIT LIKE A HORSE JUNGLE BUNNY DAMN SAGGY TITS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHITTY PUSSYLICKER BUGGER OFF SHITHEAD DICKHEAD SAND NIGGER PUNANI GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE CRAP POOPY FENCE JUMPER ASSHAT ASSRAMMER BASEBALL BULLSHIT URINE-GARGLING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSCRACK SCUMBAG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CUNTBUCKET DIPSHIT DOUCHE SHIT ASSHAT BUTTFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT WANKER FENCE JUMPER CHINK BITCH WIKIPEDIA BASTARD FUCKFACE RAT'S ASS CUNNILINGUS CRAPMUNCHER HORSE SHIT FUCKTARD POMMIE TITMOUSE FELCHING BUTT PIRATE BOOBIES INBRED BLESSED DAMN SAINT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS OFF PIKACHU DAMN GOD DAMMIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AUTOFELLATIO FELCHING SUCK MY DICK SHITE CUNTSWILLING DAMN POMMIE TITTYWANK FLYING FUCK SHIT KIKE AAAAAAAAA! BENCH PRESS PISS ARTIST ASSFACE MONKEY BALLS CRAPPY BRUSH MA TEETH YOU WANKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES MOTHERFUCKER PECKERHEAD ARSE BALLS FELLATIO SHITTY CRACKER SEX RAT'S COCK BOB SAGET REBECCA BLACK WIENER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DAMN YOU WANKER HORSE SHIT JACKASS SHIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON HAIL SATAN! JIZZ HOMO PEEPEE DOUCHE NAZI TIMBER NIGGER MILF FUCKSTAIN BELLEND BUTTFUCKER TIMBER NIGGER TUBA FUCKFACE HELLFIRE FEWMETS WOODPECKERSHIT DAMN IT BEANER DICKHEAD DARTH VADER CAPTAIN CRUNCH PAKI FUCKFACE MASTURBATION CUNNILINGUS PISS OFF JACK ABRAMOFF WHORE [EXPLETIVE] GRINGO ASSHOLE ARSE BEANER CAMEL JOCKEY CUNTRAG ANUSCAKE TITS & DICKS FUCKER DAMN TAMPON IN MY ASS DICKWAD DONALD RUMSFELD HELL NEGRO FRITZ WANK DIPSHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CROTCH FUCK YOU PRICK HITLER DAMN DAMN FRED PHELPS CROTCH LIKE FATHER LIKE SON MONKEY'S UNCLE INCEST DUMBASS DOUCHING EPIDIDYMIS suck my mothers FUCKER GINGERBREAD WANKSPLAT TWAT TWAT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BULLCRAP JERRY SHITTY JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST QUEEF SEX MASTURBATION CHOAD BUKKAKE PENIS HO NICARAGUA REDEEMING VALUE BUTTFUCKER BEAVER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS LET'S SHIT FUCKER SCUMBAG SUCK MY DICK YOU WANKER ASSFACE DAMNATION SHIT FUCK TACO FLYING RAT'S ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DOT HEAD PEARL NECKLACE DAMN FUCKING ARSE COMMUNIST DILDO MOCCASINS GOOK CUNT INJUN DICKFACE SCROTUM FUCK FELCHING WANKER OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DICKFACE SHITSLINGING DAMN FUCK CHOAD POISON IN BABY FORMULA FUCK OFF SHIT FUCK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD WANK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BITCH DOUCHE BUGGER OFF GOD DAMN PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! NI SHITFUCKER YOU WANKER BULLSHIT AAAAAAAAA! FIST FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER FELLATIO CHOAD JIGGABOO BULLSHIT JIGGABOO JIGGABOO WOMEN'S RIGHTS DOUCHE SHITBALLS WIENER DICKHEAD BITCH SHITSLINGING PRICK FUCK JAP TRANNY I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CUNT FUCK TAMPONS DAGO BASTARD GOBSHITE SHITCOCK MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IT EUROIPODS DUNE COON FAG CUNNILINGUS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BRITNEY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CUNT FASHION BUG FUCKING HELLFUCKER COCKSUCKER CUNT MOCKIE ASSBANDIT SHITBALLS HIGH WAGES SHITPISSER DUMBASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITE SHITHEAD HORSE SHIT GOD DAMN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON GOD DAMMIT TOWELHEAD YOU WANKER BLISTERING BARNACLES SAGGY TITS PISS OFF ARSE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! GOD DAMN ART METAL PRODUCTS DILDO ASSHAT DICKFACE BONER DICKHEAD DUMBASS FUCKING BASEBALL INJUN FUCKSTAIN SHITE TACO NAZI TAMPONS RAGHEAD PUSSYLICKER DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITSLIDE BATMAN & ROBIN FASHION BUG CONDOMS SEMEN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUGFUCK WINDOWS VISTA TITS & DICKS CUNTING ASSCRACK CLUSTERFUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT KAFFIR TOWELHEAD FUCKFACE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BULLSHIT RHODESIA COCK SHITSKIN SAND NIGGER ART METAL PRODUCTS SON OF A BITCH BEANER TITS FELLATIO SEX PORCH MONKEY KRAUT FUCKHEAD SHIT HAIL SATAN! SMEG SHITFUCKER INCEST DYKE SHITFACE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DILDO FUCKING A HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS GOBSHITE SHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA HELL WANK TITS & DICKS HELL DOUCHE PISS ARTIST FIRECROTCH WIKIPEDIA JIGGABOO SHITPISSER WANK SHITSLINGING ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BOOBIES JAP SPIC YOUR MOM MARCH OF FLAMES BITCH BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GOD DAMMIT PEDOPHILIA BUGGER DIPSHIT PUNANI CRAPMUNCHER WANK BLUE PENIS! JOHN SMILEY FACE POOPOO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PORCH MONKEY RAPE TACO MOLDY TITS DUMBASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RECTUM RAIDER CROTCH BOOBIES ASS STRAWBERRY ASS FUCKBAG FELLATIO NIGGER TITS & DICKS SPUNK GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUM DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CHOAD suck my mothers INBRED TITS & DICKS DICKWAD DICKLICK BUTT-HOLE CRAP COON FELCHMONKEY BORDER HOPPER SEX ANAL MOTHERFUCKER TIMBER NIGGER CLUSTERFUCK WOODPECKERSHIT DICKHEAD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FUCKWIT SHIT FUCK SHITE MOZILLA FIREFOX SLOPE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKER JIZZ PISS RECTUM RAIDER PENIS JACKASS SHITFUCKER GOD DAMN FUCK ASSHAT BORDER HOPPER CUNT RAPE TWAT JIGGABOO BENCH PRESS HAIL SATAN! SHITTY NIGGER FUCK WANK GENITALIA NAZI TITMOUSE [expletive deleted] FUCKING SHITTY TITS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DOUCHE CUNT MALARKY SHITFUCKER FIST FUCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TWISTY VAGINA FEMADOM PEEPEE MILF VENEREAL DISEASE HELLFUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER FEMADOM SHITFACE SHIT WANK DOUCHEBAG SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH OLD CHRIST OF A DAMN BOLLOCKS QUEEF SHUT UP, MEG! MOTHERFUCKER ASS WANK FUCKTARD PEARL NECKLACE LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK OFF COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DIRTY SANCHEZ SHIT RAT'S COCK HONKY NIGGER DYKE TAMPONS BEAVER HITLER WETBACK INBRED CHIGGER TAMPON IN MY ASS BONER SLOPE FROG'S FAT ASS CRAP TWISTY VAGINA TITTIES JACKASS SHIT BENCH PRESS DAMN BUTT PIRATE RAT'S ASS WIKIPEDIA GANGBANG SHITSLINGING FRITZ RAT'S ASS CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKSTAIN BLISTERING BARNACLES IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CRAP Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHING JUSTIN BIEBER BASTARD NI SHITTY HELL SAMUEL L. JACKSON RAT'S ASS QUEEF LIMEY THONG TASTER BAD MOTHERFUCKER HELL FENCE JUMPER BASTARD VAGINA TITTIES JENKEM FUCKWIT CONDOMS DUMBASS TIMBER NIGGER MICK I'LL RAPE YOU FROG'S FAT ASS TRANNY VAGINA FUCKSTAIN JACK OFF CUNT BULLSHIT PUSSY CRACKER POLAK WIGGER BLOWJOB BOOBIES BEANER SHIT COCKSUCKER POOPY CHIGGER BOYCOTT VIACOM! MALARKY ASSWIPE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CHOAD KISSER [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX POLACK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SEX SON OF A BITCH JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BOON LAKE TITICACA WANK SHOOP DA WHOOP ASS ASSHAT BULLSHIT NIGGER DOG SHIT SHITSLINGING SON OF A BITCH CHRISTHUMPER SHITTY SEX I AM CORNHOLIO! CHIGGER DOUCHE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITFACE FRIG BULLSHIT ASS BUKKAKE ARSE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASSWIPE TAMPON IN MY ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE GOD DAMN SHAKOPEE CUNTSWILLING DICKHEAD NEGRO HELL BULLSHIT FUCK JUNGLE BUNNY DIRTY SANCHEZ DICK TITS COCK PEDOPHILIA CROTCH RUSKIE SCROTUM MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS NAZI FASHION BUG CUNT LAPPER INJUN FUCK BOYCOTT VIACOM! HOSER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS BUGFUCK CLUSTERFUCK FEWMETS pen0r PIG DAMN ORGASM DAMN SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKING LOGJAMMER CUNT SHITE FOUR-EYES RUSKIE GOOK JAP RIGHT WING DYKE FROG'S FAT ASS TURD BRITNEY CUNTRAG DICKHEAD DOG FUCKER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink COMMUNIST DILDO SHITFACE DOUCHEBAG KRAUT FRIG DIPSHIT WANK SHITCOCK TURD FUCKTARD YOGHURT CANNON RUSKIE BALL SACK BOOBS COCKSHITTER LET'S SHIT BITCH POMMIE POMMIE AUTOFELLATIO BRITNEY WIENER ASSCRACK CLEVELAND STEAMER DOUCHEBAG ASS LICKER DYKE COCK CHENEY FRITZ FOUR-EYES TITTYWANK SHITE FUCK CLEMEN BALLS COCKSHITTER SHITFACE DOT HEAD CUM WANK HOMO FAGGOT UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY SLOPE NAZI BATMAN & ROBIN WANK FUCKWIT BOLLOCKS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK MICK REDSKIN CUNT FUCKING JUMP! LIMEY BITCH CLEVELAND STEAMER CHINK YOU WANKER BOB SAGET ASSCRACK FELCHING PISS OFF MY ASS COCKGOBLIN GENITALIA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MOTHERFUCKER CUNT FEWMETS RAT'S COCK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE MOCCASINS CHOAD SHAKOPEE CUNT CLEMEN OH SHI– FUCK FELLATIO GANGBANG FUCK BUTTFUCKER WOP Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CUM and with the CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM and his EPIDIDYMIS of girraffes in which DYKE while reading about BONER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BALLS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CRAPPY