Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DIPSHIT'FUCKING JUMP!'CHIGGER'CHUFF'BAD MOTHERFUCKER'WANKSPLAT'CRAPMUNCHER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FUCKTARD look at the DICKLICK talk page of this HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS article for notes or discussion before ASS editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BOOBIES neurochemical FUCK disorder DICKHEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid AMERICA ONLINE, sudden FUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PISS ARTIST or BOON vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FOUR-EYES in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TIMBER NIGGER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JOHN SMILEY FACE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSWIPE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CONAN O'BRIAN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DICKHEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSCRACK utterFUCKance of socially FRIG objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CHRISTHUMPER television programs to address JOHN SMILEY FACE Tourette's syndrome.

SHIT Tourette's is DOUCHE not to be SHITE confused with BASTARD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WANKER random MICK disorientation, culturally-NIGGER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth RAT'S ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKTARD language, COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CHOAD FUCKSTAIN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PIG souvenir shoppes and massive ASS LICKER quantities REDNECK of ANAL DIABETES SHITSLINGING garbage.

Darnit.

A CRAPMUNCHER Polite Note to the CRAP ON A STICK Author:

The PUSSYLICKER Tourette's QUEEF Research Institute was CHIGGER founded to JIZZ.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITFACE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BITCH article DILDO funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BEAVER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HI, BILLY MAYS HERE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TRANNY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FELLATIO Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DONGSHOVER Tourrette's sufferers CUNT swear. You can WHORE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SCROTUM TV, for always focusing on the CUNTRAG bad side of a terrible SHIT thing.
• The main BASTARD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are INJUN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'INBRED' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GOD DAMN knee [Insert yet another person's name here] NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BLUE PENIS! cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TITS & DICKS school for JIZZ something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASSCRACK sufferers to become FELLATIO manically depressed and OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! commit HOLY DUMB FUCK suicide.
• There is no BEANER cure, and the HELL drugs that are available to, "calm" the RAGHEAD tics often have adverse ARSE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna suck my mothers perodol" which caused my entire HENTAI body to go HOLY DUMB FUCK numb and SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKFACE it is without the FUCK YOU drug.

I am an active member of a BEAVER tourette syndrome ANUSCAKE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating RAGHEAD the BORDER HOPPER public view of Tourettes as a "ASSBANDIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JIZZ sorry for DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT "hi-jacking" your WOP entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BULLCRAP this that really MARGARET THATCHER annoys me. I am working towards a DICKHEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK YOU, and making fun of a FUCKBAG horrible disorder is (not) CONAN O'BRIAN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your COCKSMOKER time.

Best HAPPINESS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DOODIE HEAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MINORITIES reply

As STUDENT PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill ELECTION Westerners show is not an ELECTION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA IS CAPITALIST countries. When showing CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust 1984 in countries TANK MAN leadership, those problems does not HUMAN RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MINORITIES byproduct of your TIBET capitalist society SLITTY EYES.

Li Chiang “SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY” Wen

P.S. FUCKFACE Regards to Andrew WHITE RIGHTS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The TENTACLE RAPE bastard who wrote this article. You can PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT punch him if you MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this KU KLUX KLAN article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE remove this CONDOMS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FROG'S FAT ASS saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my CLEMEN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine AMERICA ONLINE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BITCH and BATHING SUIT AREA playing Roblox's Adopt Me with GOD DAMN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ANAL DIABETES BAND WITH 4 DIRTY SANCHEZ MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DAMN HORSE! AMERICA ONLINE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO AMERICA ONLINE'S HOUSE

How CHIGGER to SONNY BILL WILLIAMS cure SHITE the IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! Tourette's INCEST Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment THONG TASTER for SHAKOPEE Tourette's IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Syndrome WIGGER is DAMN IT following NECROPHILIA these SAGGY TITS rules KIKE in DICKWAD order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKFACE immature I WILL END YOU! little CUNTRAG kids,
• 2: Count to SHITFACE within SCUMBAG 10 SHITTYseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DICKHEAD DOT HEAD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT nor PIECE OF SHIT talk,
• 4: Tell CHUFF yourself you PEARL NECKLACE don't PISS OFF MY ASS have IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

this WANKER disease,

• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE WITH NASTY Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BUTT PIRATE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the AMERICA ONLINE last straw TURD!

I fucking put DICK TITS' my comment at the TOP OF THE CUNT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DUMBASS the TOP OF LAKE TITICACA THIS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FELLATIO offensive. NECROPHILIA. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NAZI people who try GOD DAMMIT to battle SUCK COCKS IN HELL!'QUEEF that tight-ass FUCKING A 17-year-BUKKAKE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS it now, but someone said GOD DAMMIT' PENISBIRD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD'MOTHERFUCKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHITSLINGING is a laughing JIGGABOO matter. Plus there DICKHEAD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on REDNECK Uncyclopedia, there are MOCCASINS articles ANUSCAKE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKSTAIN stuff. So CUNNILINGUS that means FELCHMONKEY stop getting mad at the WIENER first part too and PISS OFF talking about the SHITTY letter that it's PIGFUCKER mocking (what SHITE letter? I don't even know what OLD CHRIST OF A the heck you're talking about). Adrian HELL hi self TACO even made a really DUNE COON good point. "It's DAMN IT nothing more RAPE from a head nod to a NIGGER knee tick". JERK OFF. Which I'll add DAMN onto FU SPANG saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't INJUN suffer that DOUCHETITS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes YOUR MOM it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to HELL be, because if I were a ASSWIPE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GIVING HEAD hilarious. If you BASTARD Want facts, go on WIGGER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSCRACK be offended, don't read HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS the freaking MONKEY SHIT article anyway.

NAZI GOD DAMN FRITZ FELCHMONKEY HELL POMMIE GREASER WOMEN'S RIGHTS I WILL END YOU! ASSCRACK

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BALLS WALRUS SHIT LIMEY DAMMIT CHOAD BRITAIN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GOD DAMN SHITE FUCK OFF SPUNK I AM CORNHOLIO! EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM MALARKY JOHNNY FUCKHEAD BOOBIES ASSHOLE SHITFACE NIPPLES PISS OFF PISS TITMOUSE FEWMETS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUKKAKE PENIS DOODIE HEAD CAUCASIANS FUCK YOU FLYING RAT'S ASS LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT PIGFUCKER HOMO DICKHEAD HELL PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM HONKY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS COCKSUCKER POLAK ASSWIPE MONKEY BALLS ASSWIPE ARSE FUCKING JUNGLE BUNNY BUGFUCK CUNT D'OH DUMBASS ASSHOLE SAND NIGGER BOOBIES DICK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BITCH FIRECROTCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JUNGLE BUNNY PISS OFF ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP MAMA MIA REDSKIN BUTT PIRATE RAT'S COCK DONKEY PUNCHER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BUKKAKE RAPE THONG TASTER DOUCHE BASTARD INBRED WETBACK FUCKSTAIN SACRAMENTO DICKHEAD LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT DAMN SHIT LIKE A HORSE HELLFIRE WANK NICARAGUA LIMEY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHITE JOHNNY CUNNILINGUS FRAK OSTRICH MY ASS MAMA MIA DICKHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER HO COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DAMMIT PISS DOUCHING FUCKING CAMEL JOCKEY CARPET MUNCHER ASSCRACK HELL SCUMBUCKET YOU WANKER FUCKER BITCH ASSHAT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITE DARTH VADER FUCK YOU SHAKOPEE DAMN IT CHOAD KISSER GOD DAMMIT CUNT 666 SUCK MY DICK SHITSLINGING CHING CHONG CHINK YOU WANKER POLACK PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASS DIPSHIT DICK YOU WANKER FUCKWIT CUNNILINGUS DICK ASSFACE PISS OFF FUCKTARD NEGRO DAMN BENCH PRESS JERRY BASTARD FUCK YOU ASSWIPE SHAKOPEE YOU SUCK BALLS GOD DAMN SHITSLINGING SACRAMENTO BLUMPKIN FUCKHEAD NEGRO FUCK FLYING FUCK BALLS PEARL NECKLACE KNOBJOCKEY HELL JACKASS PENIS ANUSCAKE PISS ARTIST DOG SHIT CONDOMS WANK BALLS HAIL SATAN! 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PISS NIGGER TITS 30 CASES OF PICKLES GOATSE FUCKTARD ASS ASS CUNT COMMUNION WAFER HOT GRITS PISS ARTIST TITMOUSE PISS OFF TENTACLE RAPE DICK CHICKEN ARSE BOLLOCKS GOD BLESS AMERICA BUGFUCK MOCKIE HOLY DUMB FUCK DILDO SHITFACE DICKHEAD HAIL SATAN! SHITCOCK TITMOUSE DEVELOPERS! 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FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PISS OFF DEVELOPERS! ASSRAPING BALLS HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SLOPE SPANK THE MONKEY FEMADOM FUCK SHITSLINGING SHIT VAGINA MONKEY SHIT NIGGER TITS ASSCRACK CAPTAIN CRUNCH ASSHAT BUTT PIRATE suck my mothers GOD DAMMIT FUCKING A JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKWIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DICKFACE SOD FROG RICK MORANIS HADJI COMMUNISM IS STUPID JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SUCK MY DICK WANKSPLAT NORTH KOREA WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PIGFUCKER DICKFACE JAP MAMA MIA CUNTING ASSCRACK SNUFF PORN CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PRICK JENKEM BIG FOOT DAMN FUCK YOU WANKER FUCKTARD WANK FUCKWIT JENKEM DAMN ASS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CUNT CHENEY DICKHEAD GO HOME AND DIE JIZZ SHUT UP, MEG! PISS ARTIST BOLLOCKS TWO-INCH PENIS NEOPETS PISS FASHION BUG BOON ANUSCAKE FUCK YOU LIMEY BASTARD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT P'KANG CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU TAMPON IN MY ASS PISS TAMPONS WANK [expletive deleted] ASSHAT TWO-INCH PENIS COCK SHITHEAD ASSRAPING REDNECK [EXPLETIVE] FRED PHELPS SHITTY ASS SHITSLIDE 666 CUNTBUCKET BUKKAKE RUSKIE FUCKTARD SUITCASE PENIS BLOWJOB SON OF A BITCH STEVE BALLMER NECROPHILIA GOD DAMN TIT SPRINKLES SON OF A BITCH YOU WANKER GANGBANG SHITHEAD DAMN PORCH MONKEY MASTURBATION KAFFIR PUSSY RECTUM RAIDER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FLYING RAT'S ASS DOT HEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS ARTIST FUCK SHIT DUNE COON SHIT CRAPPY PISS OFF WOODPECKERSHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS HELL MACACA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASSWIPE DOT HEAD BRITNEY MICK GANGBANG FELLATIO SON OF A BITCH DAGO TWISTY VAGINA HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CHOAD CUNT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE GOAT DICK PUSSY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER I AM CORNHOLIO! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GOATSE GOBSHITE CUNTBUCKET PIGFUCKER DAMN IT ASSFACE CUNNILINGUS BRITNEY CHOAD KISSER SHITFACE RAT'S COCK MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKSTAIN SHITE QUEEF GOBSHITE CUM NAZI MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE TITMOUSE DOUCHEBAG EXTRA LONG PENIS BULLSHIT FUDGEPACKER FENCE JUMPER DICK SHIT FREE ELECTIONS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCK OFF O CANADA FRITZ TWAT CLEVELAND STEAMER HEIL HITLER! FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT PISS ALF PUSSY COON BOOBIES YID FUCKER FUCKWIT YOU WANKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SPICY CUNT FUCK WIENER SHITSLINGING SCROTUM SHITFACE VENEREAL DISEASE SHITSLINGING ASS DICKHEAD CHIGGER NIGGER FUCKHEAD FUCKING BASEBALL BUTTFUCKER DOUCHE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CHOAD KISSER NAZI LET'S SHIT SPUNK FUCK OFF FUCK SHITFACE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON JACKASS SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER FIST FUCK URINE-GARGLING POMMIE CLEMEN FELCHING PRICK YOUR MOM FUCKTARD INJUN Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive NECROPHILIA and with the DAMMIT and his GOD DAMMIT of girraffes in which BUTTFUCKER while reading about BALLS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See TRANNY also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DOM DeLUISE