Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FALSE BENSON'POLESMOKER'BLUE PENIS!'WIENER'TOSSER'FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA'ARSEBADGERS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a SHITCOCK look at the OH SHI– talk page of this JACKASS article for notes or discussion before FUCKSTAIN editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNNILINGUS neurochemical FUCK disorder SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHIT, sudden {{USERNAME}} m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements COCKSMOKER or MOCCASINS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DICK IN A BOX way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BOOBS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BITCH by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FLYING FUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKING BASEBALL BLOWJOB words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK OFF utterFUCKance of socially DOT HEAD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DAMN television programs to address pen0r Tourette's syndrome.

BULLSHIT Tourette's is ASSHOLE not to be ASSHOLE confused with REBECCA BLACK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CROTCH chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves I AM CORNHOLIO! random HELL disorientation, culturally-FUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CRAPFUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DAMN language, CHENEY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CHINK CHENEY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FELCHING souvenir shoppes and massive ASSHOLE quantities RIGHTS of ANAL DIABETES FUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A ASSWIPE Polite Note to the SOD Author:

The TAMPONS Tourette's HENTAI Research Institute was SEX founded to DILDO.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKER article BITCH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PISS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNTSWILLING changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BANGKOK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about REDNECK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKHEAD Tourrette's sufferers FUCK NUGGET swear. You can FUCK YOU blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASSHOLE TV, for always focusing on the FUCK A DUCK bad side of a terrible PEDOPHILIA thing.
• The main FUCKFACE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HELL involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNNILINGUS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NAZI knee PUSSY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCK OFF no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes RAPE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SON OF A BITCH school for BULLSHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GINGERBREAD sufferers to become NIGGER manically depressed and FEWMETS commit SHITHEAD suicide.
• There is no BIG FOOT cure, and the ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the RAT'S ASS tics often have adverse SHAKOPEE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BATHING SUIT AREA perodol" which caused my entire IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

body to go SHIT numb and GOD DAMMIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than MARCH OF FLAMES it is without the PISS drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DOG SHIT the [Insert stupid word you just made up here] public view of Tourettes as a "DICKLICK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CUNT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am KIKE sorry for WIENER "hi-jacking" your CUNTBUCKET entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BUGFUCK this that really DOUCHE annoys me. I am working towards a TITS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PIECE OF SHIT, and making fun of a FUCK horrible disorder is (not) I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TAFFY time.

Best TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “RAT'S ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese UIGURS reply

As TANK MAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FIREWALLS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TANK MAN Westerners show is not an PRINCE PHILIP effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MELAMINE degenerate capitalist culture in those NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS countries. When showing MONASTERIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT MOVEMENT in countries AMERICA'S GREAT! leadership, those problems does not RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SLITTY EYES byproduct of your POISON IN BABY FORMULA capitalist society CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST.

Li Chiang “CHRISTIANITY” Wen

P.S. SON OF A BITCH Regards to Andrew TIMBER NIGGER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The BASTARD bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNNILINGUS punch him if you BEAVER want to.

As a CONDOMS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you SALISBURY remove this KU KLUX KLAN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass LGBT RIGHTS put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BAD MOTHERFUCKER saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my NIGGER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are MACACA and WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? playing Roblox's Adopt Me with POLESMOKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUDGEPACKER BAND WITH 4 DICKHEAD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DOUCHEBAG HORSE! SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHIT'S HOUSE

How SHITE to FUCKSTAIN cure BULLCRAP the CAMEL JOCKEY Tourette's FUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITSLINGING for COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Tourette's CHICKEN SHIT Syndrome TWAT is JUNGLE BUNNY following SHITFUCKER these MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! rules MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! in PUNANI order:

• 1: Avoid MOTHERFUCKER immature DICK IN A BOX little PUSSY kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKWIT within PISSHOLE 10 FELCHINGseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ASSFACE CHOAD CUNT nor FIST FUCK talk,
• 4: Tell RAGHEAD yourself you FUCKING don't FOUR-EYES have SHIT this MONKEY BALLS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DAMN WITH NASTY RAT'S ASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHIT last straw SCROTUM!

I fucking put SHITE' my comment at the TOP OF THE WIKIPEDIA PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CLEVELAND STEAMER the TOP OF TITTIES THIS ASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be GO HOME AND DIE offensive. FUCK OFF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to RAT'S COCK people who try MOTHERFUCKER to battle DAMN'BALLS that tight-ass HIGH WAGES 17-year-SHITSLINGING—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHAKOPEE it now, but someone said TOURETTE'S IS FUN' SPICY CUNT FUCK LAKE TITICACA'SHITSLIDE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BITCH is a laughing DILDO matter. Plus there GO COUNT YOUR DICK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on NECROPHILIA Uncyclopedia, there are BUGGER articles COCKGOBLIN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PEARL NECKLACE stuff. So ASSHOLE that means MAMA MIA stop getting mad at the ASSHOLE first part too and ART METAL PRODUCTS talking about the PAKI letter that it's JACKASS SHIT mocking (what MONKEY SHIT letter? I don't even know what CLUSTERFUCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian DOUCHETITS hi self BOOBIES even made a really CHICKEN SHIT good point. "It's VENEREAL DISEASE nothing more DICK CHICKEN from a head nod to a RICK MORANIS knee tick". HOSER. Which I'll add JACKASS onto DAMN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TURD suffer that DICKHEAD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GOD DAMMIT be, because if I were a BIRD SHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SONNY BILL WILLIAMS hilarious. If you SHITE Want facts, go on DICK IN A BOX Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HITLER be offended, don't read SUCK MY DICK the freaking CRACKER article anyway.

JIZZ DAMN COCKSMOKER WIENER HO FUCKING IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ARSE ASSFACE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS

ASSHOLE WHORE FAG BUGFUCK DOM DeLUISE BIG FOOT CLEMEN PENISPENISPENIS!!! HEIL HITLER! FUCKTARD CUNT SHITSKIN DICKFACE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FAG CHOAD ASSHAT ANAL SUCK MY COCK CUNTYMINTS BRITNEY RAT'S ASS TITS OSTRICH MY ASS WOMEN'S RIGHTS TITTYWANK WANK NEGRO GOD DAMMIT SHITSLINGING CARPET MUNCHER SHITCUNTING FUCK CUNT INBRED DICKLICK TITS POLESMOKER HENTAI RAGHEAD BOOBS SLOPE FRITZ NECROPHILIA SON OF A BITCH DAMN IT JIZZ FUCK NORTH KOREA FUCK YOU GOD DAMN KIKE SUCK MY COCK GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE BONER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MACACA COON PISS OFF JACKASS SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE RAT'S ASS GOAT DICK KRAUT RAT'S ASS DAMN COCK NICARAGUA CUNT TURD FUCKER SHIT DAMNATION SHIT SHITCOCK BELGIUM FRED PHELPS AY-AY-AY ANAL DAMN IT EARS OF CHRIST NI CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CHRISTHUMPER FUCKSTAIN FUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DILDO BUTT PIRATE BOLLOCKS P'KANG RAPE ASSWIPE ANAL FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCK NUGGET REDSKIN DONGSHOVER SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DILDO LAKE TITICACA TITTIES FUCKING BUGGER BONER CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING PEARL NECKLACE CUNT YOUR MOM ASSFACE WANKSPLAT SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT [Insert swear here] FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DOUCHE NIGGER TAFFY CRAPMUNCHER DILDO SHIT SHITTY SHITFUCKER TURD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT INJUN PISSHOLE GIVING HEAD ASSBANDIT LET'S SHIT FUCKHEAD DOG SHIT NIGGER HELL SHIT LIKE A HORSE BIRD IN THE HOUSE PISS OFF DONKEY DICK SPICY CUNT FUCK FELLATIO BLUE PENIS! MARY WHITEHOUSE BONER WANK TWAT COCKSUCKER DICK JACK OFF FUCKSTAIN ASS SEMPRINI PISS OFF IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD RAPE ASSFACE WANK SOD FUCK ASS NIPPLES DOUCHING NIGGER YOU WANKER BONG COON EPIDIDYMIS BOOBIES FUCK OFF CUNTBUCKET POOPOO ASSCRACK ASSHAT PORCUPINE'S BALLS BLISTERING BARNACLES HORSE SHIT RANDY TRAVIS ASS LICKER GRINGO GO COUNT YOUR DICK DIPSHIT RAT'S COCK BEAVER CUNT REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE BALLS FUCK POOPOO MALARKY BUDDHISM WANK PISS ARTIST NECROPHILIA GYPSY BIRD SHIT GOBSHITE DICK PEARL NECKLACE BOLLOCKS KIDDY FIDDLER SHIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ASSHAT YOU WANKER ASSFACE GOBSHITE FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN DOUCHE NAZI FRAK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSFACE BALLS GOOK WIKIPEDIA OSTRICH MY ASS PUSSY GIVING HEAD BLISTERING BARNACLES GREASER ASS PISSHOLE CLIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE VAGINA NIGGER SHIT COCK SHITTY FUCKSTAIN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CLUSTERFUCK YID JUSTIN BIEBER SACRED FRED PHELPS DICKHEAD BALLS ASSHAT GRUE RAPE MOTHERFUCKER FUCKTARD WIGGER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BALL SACK PENISPENISPENIS!!! DICKFACE DICKWAD PENISPENISPENIS!!! HELL SEMEN FUCK A DUCK WHORE PISS ARTIST PENIS FUCKFUCKFUCK SON OF A BITCH DICKHEAD WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? JOHNNY DILDO WANK BUTTFUCKER FRIENDS AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! WIENER BOOBIES SHIT PISSHOLE FLYING FUCK CHAV FUCKER RUSKIE INCEST LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FROG FUCKSTAIN SACRAMENTO ART METAL PRODUCTS ASS FASCIST FUCKSTAIN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS GO HOME AND DIE BASTARD ASSWIPE I'LL RAPE YOU NECROPHILIA DOUCHE FUCKER TITTIES FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WANK YOGHURT CANNON SUITCASE PENIS VAGINA JERK OFF TAFFY QUEEF CROTCH CUM CUNT MOCKIE ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BEAVER FLYING FUCK SEMEN WIENER WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKER CUNT TRANNY BASTARD GENITALIA VENEREAL DISEASE MOTHERFUCKER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCKTARD MALARKY BULLSHIT NIGNOG NIGNOG FU SPANG BBBBBBBBB! CUNT MOLDY TITS INCEST MILF JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CUNT SHIT REBECCA BLACK HIGH WAGES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FUCK KNOBJOCKEY DARTH VADER BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING A FLYING FUCK FUCKING A IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CUNT DIPSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS WANK WALRUS SHIT SOD OFF DICKWAD BONER PAKI NIGNOG I CAN AFFORD FOOD CLUSTERFUCK CHING CHONG CHINK SLITTY EYES FELCHING PORCUPINE'S BALLS ARSE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MASTURBATION WANK BONER RAT'S ASS DICKWAD NEGRO POLESMOKER GRINGO AMERICA ONLINE FUCKTARD DICKWAD DOUCHE SCUMBAG SHITTING DICK NIPPLES OSTRICH MY ASS AUTOFELLATIO GRINGO HOSER FUCKING RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKWIT CRIMETHINK GOD DAMN LET'S SHIT JACKASS SCROTUM RAGHEAD RICK MORANIS ASS FASCIST NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TAFFY WOP SHITSLINGING SHITFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER GREASER JIZZ HENTAI FUCKHEAD PEARL NECKLACE DAMN IT CUNTRAG VENEREAL DISEASE TWAT RAT'S COCK ASSHOLE RAPE FUCK DICK LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUCKING FUCK SHITHEAD YOU WANKER SCUMBUCKET POMMIE D'OH PENIS ON A STICK ASS WANKER BONER BUGFUCK BUKKAKE HELL POMMIE CANNED QUOTE ASS COMMUNION WAFER WINDOWS VISTA ORGASM MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHITBALLS RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF FUCKER HENTAI NECROPHILIA SHITFACE FELLATIO JACKASS FUCKING BASEBALL COCKSHITTER OSTRICH MY ASS BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKWIT FUCKWIT ASS CUM POTTYMOUTH CRAP ON A STICK FLYING FUCK CONDOMS DAMN DICKLICK FUCKSTAIN CUNNILINGUS ARSE ASS LICKER I'LL RAPE YOU DUMBASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT TITS & DICKS CUNT ARSE HOT GRITS FUCK OFF SHITSKIN DOUCHETITS COCK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FAGGOT SON OF A BITCH FUCK FUCKHEAD PENIS DOUCHING SPIC OSTRICH MY ASS BITCH SHITBALLS ASSFACE PISSHOLE GANGBANG CHING CHONG CHINK SEMEN YID RAT'S ASS JERRY CONAN O'BRIAN I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST ASS PICKANINNY SHIT FUCKSTAIN STRAWBERRY ASS PIECE OF SHIT SUCK MY DICK WHITE RIGHTS DICKFACE ASSRAMMER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS YOGHURT CANNON WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK YOU TWAT SPANK THE MONKEY BATMAN & ROBIN FELLATIO BONER ASSHOLE FOUR-EYES GOATSE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKING A INCEST BORDER HOPPER TURD BITCH PENIS CHICKEN SHIT ASS LICKER SHITTY I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE WIKIPEDIA PRICK CHINK SHITSKIN BASTARD SALISBURY AUTOFELLATIO MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DAMN POMMIE WANK I'LL RAPE YOU TITS & DICKS GRIS HELL AOL IPs GOD DAMMIT DOG SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS DICK DAMN RUSTY TROMBONE ASSRAPING [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FUCK BULLSHIT pen0r NAZI SOD OFF SHITTY FUCKING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POOPY pen0r COCKSHITTER MONKEY BALLS BUTT-HOLE FUCKSTAIN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TITS & DICKS CHOAD COCK ASSWIPE DOG FUCKER TIT DIRT SHITHEAD BULLCRAP GO COUNT YOUR DICK BOOBS CHINK BULLSHIT SUCK A BIG DICK ASSHAT DICK IN A BOX SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FREE ELECTIONS SHIT DICK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ARSE PEDOPHILIA ASSWIPE DONKEY PUNCHER BUTTFUCKER DICKFACE BASTARD I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! WIENER BONER PISSHOLE AUTOFELLATIO INBRED SHUT UP, MEG! JOHN ELWAY WANKER JOHNNY ASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE VAGINA DAMN CUNT GRAPE PENIS SACRAMENTO COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JAP BUTTFUCKER WIKIPEDIA FRENCH TICKLER ASSHOLE MALL SANTA ASSHAT FLYING FUCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN SCROTUM TESTICLE CHOKE CHOAD PEDOPHILIA CUNT HELL BASTARD NEGRO FELCHING GO COUNT YOUR DICK CLUSTERFUCK SPIC DICKFACE BUTTFUCKER BRITNEY JIZZ CUNTSWILLING ASSCRACK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SPIC FELLATIO PENIS TITTIES SHAKOPEE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCK MR WINKLER IS GAY GREASER DOT HEAD RUSTY TROMBONE WEHATEMARIO FUCKTARD FUCKING SHIT LIKE A HORSE DIRTY SANCHEZ PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NIGGER FUCKSTAIN FASHION BUG CHRISTHUMPER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE GRINGO WANKER FUCKWIT BEANER SHITTY SAND NIGGER CROTCH TITS & DICKS JACKASS CUNT BUTTFUCKER SHITHEAD BITCH ASS LET'S SHIT CUNT CRAPPER GENITALIA GOD DAMMIT CUNT PRICK KAFFIR CHICKEN SHIT SHITCUNTING FUCK DOUCHEBAG MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHIT WANKSPLAT AUTOFELLATIO O CANADA FELCHING POTTYMOUTH GANGBANG [expletive deleted] TITTYWANK SPANK THE MONKEY PRICK TONY LA RUSSA DOUCHEBAG CHRISTHUMPER FLYING RAT'S ASS MOCKIE GOD DAMMIT DILDO GOD DAMN BONG FUCKING PRICK FUCKWIT DOUCHE COON BASTARD PIG RHODESIA MOLDY TITS JIZZ BULLSHIT LIMEY BENSON SUCKS SAND NIGGER HELL FUCKTARD BOOBS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CUM WANK CHRISTHUMPER TESTICLE CHOKE PUSSY HELLFIRE JUNGLE BUNNY CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON INJUN SHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITTY ASSFACE WANK GO HOME AND DIE COCKGOBLIN DIPSHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NECROPHILIA BENSON SUCKS JAP FUCK I RAPE WALRUSES! ARSE FUCKING suck my mothers ARSEBADGERS JACKASS CHENEY SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCKTARD SHITFACE ASSHAT FASHION BUG SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DIPSHIT SHITE BLUMPKIN ART METAL PRODUCTS BONER TITS & DICKS SEMPRINI RAT'S COCK DOG SHIT CHICKEN SHIT DAMN SHITBALLS TRANNY CHRISTHUMPER DICKHEAD FUCK POOPY BITCH PISS ARTIST COON TWAT BUTT-HOLE GOD DAMMIT NIGGER TITS WIENER BASTARD BIBLE BASHER FUCKSTAIN BORDER HOPPER POLACK FUCKHEAD ASSWIPE DIPSHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CLUSTERFUCK GANGBANG MOTHERFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO FUCKSTAIN HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY BUTT PIRATE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BUGFUCK ORGASM ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CAMEL FUCKER FUCK CHOAD BITCH CUNTRAG POTTYMOUTH CUNT GANGBANG TITTIES GIVING HEAD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BAT FUCK INSANE SHIT FENCE JUMPER JOHN ELWAY IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! RAT'S COCK TRANNY DICKHEAD FUCKFACE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITFUCKER SHITTY ARSE YOU WANKER P'KANG MONKEY SHIT GOATSE PISS OFF PISSHOLE SOD OFF FROG'S FAT ASS ARSE PISS OFF DAMN I’M GOING TO FUCKING BURY THAT GUY, I HAVE DONE IT BEFORE, AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN, I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL TOURETTE'S SYNDROME DICKFACE ASSWIPE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CUNT GYPSY PISS ARTIST JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCKSTAIN BLUMPKIN SHITFACE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD IN SACREMENT TRANNY DICKHEAD DONKEY DICK TITTIES FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BIRD SHIT pen0r GANGBANG PISS OFF [EXPLETIVE] DAMN SOD MILF TURD SHITSLINGING BIRD SHIT BITCH CAMEL FUCKER FLYING FUCK BIRD SHIT FELCHMONKEY FUCKING NAZI BUTTFUCKER JAP COCKSHITTER MALARKY SHITE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS EAT MY SHIT! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CUNT POOPY MONKEY BALLS PENIS DIRTY SANCHEZ WANK PIECE OF SHIT NI DOUCHE BITCH PISS DIRTY SANCHEZ TURD SEMPRINI pen0r CUNNILINGUS BANGKOK CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST SCUMBUCKET COCKSUCKER OH SHI– MARCH OF FLAMES TITS PISS ARTIST HOSER NICARAGUA FELLATIO JACKASS COCKSTUFFER GOVERNMENT FILTERS BITCH DILDO HELL ASSCRACK FLYING RAT'S ASS BALLS HOSER COCKSUCKER SHITHEAD BULLSHIT MILF PIECE OF SHIT TWAT TITWANK PISS OFF SAGGY TITS HORSE SHIT ASSFACE PISS CRAPPY GOD DAMN BITCH FUCKING A PEDOPHILIA SPIC TRANNY BLUMPKIN DAMN SLOPE BIGNOSE DEVELOPERS! FUCKTARD CLEMEN RAPE FUCKER INBRED FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BASTARD BIRD IN THE HOUSE GOD DAMN DOUCHE ASSWIPE CROTCH NIGGER TITS ASSWIPE ASSWIPE CLEMEN BENCH PRESS BUGGER SHITE INBRED DICKLICK JACKASS SHIT CRAPMUNCHER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JERK OFF and with the HELL and his BUGGER OFF of girraffes in which HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS while reading about WOP!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See GOD DAMMIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BITCH