Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FRENCH TICKLER'CHIGGER'SON OF A BITCH'BLUMPKIN'TITWANK'BASTARD'VAGINA Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS look at the WIENER talk page of this IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK article for notes or discussion before BOOBIES editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BENCH PRESS neurochemical FUCK disorder NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK, sudden POOPY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MAMA MIA or LOLCAT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HORSE SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCK YOU way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CHIGGER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CLEMEN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SUITCASE PENIS I'LL RAPE YOU words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS utterFUCKance of socially CLUSTERFUCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHIT television programs to address COON Tourette's syndrome.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Tourette's is FELLATIO not to be HORSE SHIT confused with WANK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MOZILLA FIREFOX chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FAGGOT random WINDOWS VISTA disorientation, culturally-SPIC-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JUSTIN BIEBER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SONNY BILL WILLIAMS language, PUSSY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TURD DAMN IT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! souvenir shoppes and massive ASSHAT quantities I AM CORNHOLIO! of ANAL DIABETES GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITCOCK Polite Note to the SIGMUND FREUD Author:

The PIGFUCKER Tourette's NIGGER Research Institute was WANK founded to CUNTRAG.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PISS ARTIST Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CROTCH article GARBAGE DAY! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and [Insert silly non-swear here] I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HELL changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CUNT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BITCH Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of YID Tourrette's sufferers I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! swear. You can JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame AUTOFELLATIO TV, for always focusing on the MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! bad side of a terrible FRIG thing.
• The main FUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DIRTY SANCHEZ involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MONKEY'S UNCLE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS knee 666 NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUNNILINGUS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WANK school for MALARKY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PENIS ON A STICK sufferers to become DIPSHIT manically depressed and BITCH commit DOUCHING suicide.
• There is no GIVING HEAD cure, and the ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP drugs that are available to, "calm" the SPIC tics often have adverse SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JOHNNY perodol" which caused my entire SUGARTITS body to go PUSSY numb and FUCKBAG basically made it NIGGA! worse than SON OF A BITCH it is without the CRAPMUNCHER drug.

I am an active member of a ASSHAT tourette syndrome YOGHURT CANNON association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DOUGHNUT PUNCHER the PORCUPINE'S BALLS public view of Tourettes as a "CUNT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is I'LL RAPE YOU much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FIST FUCK sorry for EXTRA LONG PENIS "hi-jacking" your FUCKTARD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WANK this that really GOBSHITE annoys me. I am working towards a WIKIPEDIA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DICKHEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CLIT, and making fun of a CUNT horrible disorder is (not) SON OF A BITCH funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! time.

Best HELL regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BENCH PRESS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CAPITALISM reply

As 1984 Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT MOVEMENT Westerners show is not an NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CAPITALISM degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT PROTESTS countries. When showing VOTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust INDIA HAS NUKES in countries TIBETAN BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not RIGHT WING occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DISSIDENTS byproduct of your PROXY SITES capitalist society CHRISTIANITY.

Li Chiang “GOVERNMENT FILTERS” Wen

P.S. SACRAMENTO Regards to Andrew GOD DAMN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The DICKLICK bastard who wrote this article. You can BOOBIES punch him if you SPUNK want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this LGBT RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WIGGER saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my PISS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are MICK and DAMN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with EXTRA LONG PENIS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BAND WITH 4 BOOBIES MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A HELL HORSE! IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK'S HOUSE

How SHITHEAD to BULLSHIT cure FELLATIO the THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Tourette's CUNT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GOATSE for POMMIE Tourette's SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Syndrome DUNE COON is KNOBJOCKEY following RAT'S ASS these SHIT rules ASS in CRAPPY order:

• 1: Avoid BLUE PENIS! immature SHIT little DICK kids,
• 2: Count to DOUCHEBAG within CLEMEN 10 KRAUTseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BUTTFUCKER BALLS AUTOFELLATIO nor DOODIE HEAD talk,
• 4: Tell DOUCHING yourself you SHITFACE don't GOD DAMMIT have SAGGY TITS this BASTARD disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK POOPY WITH NASTY CLIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WIENER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK last straw POMMIE!

I fucking put SHITFUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE DAMN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at GOD DAMN the TOP OF SHITBALLS THIS FUCKFACE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be GYPSY offensive. PEARL NECKLACE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SPUNK people who try BASTARD to battle NIGGER'HORSE PENIS that tight-ass BITCH 17-year-VAGINA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GO HOME AND DIE it now, but someone said RANDY TRAVIS' TITWANK PRICK'DICKFACE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCK YOU is a laughing COMMUNIST DILDO matter. Plus there COCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GANGBANG Uncyclopedia, there are SHITE articles BLISTERING BARNACLES about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching REBECCA BLACK stuff. So RAT'S ASS that means PIG stop getting mad at the FUCK OFF first part too and GRINGO talking about the COCK letter that it's SOD mocking (what PORCH MONKEY letter? I don't even know what DUMBASS the heck you're talking about). Adrian WANKSPLAT hi self CUNNILINGUS even made a really RAGHEAD good point. "It's BITCH nothing more BUTT-HEAD from a head nod to a FUCKSTAIN knee tick". DEVELOPERS!. Which I'll add ASSCRACK onto BITCH saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TITMOUSE suffer that FUCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CUNT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKING A be, because if I were a FUCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BAT FUCK INSANE hilarious. If you FOUR-EYES Want facts, go on LIMEY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK be offended, don't read ASSWIPE the freaking SHITTING DICK NIPPLES article anyway.

BELLEND FUCKSTAIN SLOPE WANKER GANGBANG DOODIE HEAD JACKASS ABO RAT'S ASS POOPOO

DAMN MOCCASINS KAFFIR BATHING SUIT AREA COCKSUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS SOD OFF ASSHOLE DUMBASS BLOWJOB JERRY CUNTRAG BOLLOCKS FUCK SHITHEAD PUNANI GIVING HEAD CUNTBUCKET CHICKEN FRIES SHIT FUCK NUGGET DAMN IT SHITE CUM MOTHERFUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BUTT-HEAD TWAT SHITFACE FUCKING JUMP! RECTUM RAIDER SON OF A BITCH FUCK FUCK OFF BIGNOSE DAMN IT DOUCHE NAZI ABO FUCKBAG COLGATE HORSE SHIT HADJI P'KANG YID JIGGABOO WIENER SHITTY FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT NIGGER FAGGOT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM HELL BELLEND FASHION BUG FUCK GOD DAMN BOOBIES GOD DAMMIT GOOK BASTARD FEMADOM FUCKTARD ASS DAMN SHITFACE NEGRO FUCKWIT FUCKING SLOPE BULLCRAP MALL SANTA UIGURS FUCKSTAIN ROSIE O'DONNELL ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHITTY MOCKIE COCKSMOKER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FENCE JUMPER YOU WANKER DARTH VADER HELL SHITCOCK ASSWIPE RAGHEAD TWAT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ARSE HOMO I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKFACE TESTICLE CHOKE CRAP FELLATIO CHICKEN SHIT FUCKER MACACA HATE HATE HAT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BIRD SHIT DAMN FUCKFACE SPANK THE MONKEY AY-AY-AY SHIT CHINK BASTARD NAZI CAUCASIANS DAMN MARY WHITEHOUSE JAP ASSCRACK CUM DAMMIT I LIKE BUSH JAP CUNT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DAMN SHITFUCKER SEX CONAN O'BRIAN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GRAPE PENIS NIGGER HELL FUCKHEAD GANGBANG DONKEY DICK INCEST PISS ARTIST RAT'S COCK BULLSHIT PORCH MONKEY KIKE DAMNATION FUCKFACE FUCKFACE SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DICKFACE JIGGABOO LIKE FATHER LIKE SON JAP CROTCH FUCK MONKEY SHIT BEANER INJUN PORCUPINE'S BALLS NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK CRAPPY ASS INBRED I AM CORNHOLIO! ASS ASSWIPE BOOBS DOUCHE SHITBALLS SPIC WHORE ARSE YID PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WHORE STEVE BALLMER GOOK JUSTIN BIEBER BUKKAKE FUCK OFF WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKER FELLATIO FUCKFACE OH SHI– SEX AY-AY-AY FAGGOT CUNT DAMN BASTARD TWAT BASTARD HOMO FUCK A DUCK SHIT GRIS PENIS ON A STICK FLAMING ASS BADGER HORSE SHIT KIKE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCK OFF DICKLICK HELL SHITSLIDE GARBAGE DAY! FAGGOT ARSE CHAV RANDY TRAVIS BLISTERING BARNACLES AY-AY-AY GOBSHITE PORCH MONKEY PIECE OF SHIT MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! PEARL NECKLACE BASTARD DAMN TAFFY DAMN FLYING FUCK TACO CUNT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] 666 ASS LICKER FUCK BULLSHIT URINE-GARGLING SHIT SHIT ASSWIPE GOD DAMN DIPSHIT BUNG-HOLE HADJI 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU HOSER BALLS CAMEL FUCKER FUCKSTAIN BONER WIKIPEDIA FUCK BASTARD BRITNEY I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHAKOPEE AUTOFELLATIO PISS OFF MAMA MIA JERK OFF MICK SHITFACE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKFACE GYPSY WETBACK ASSCRACK DAMN ASS FASCIST HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY COCK SOD OFF SON OF A BITCH CUNT AUTOFELLATIO DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DILDO ASSFACE SHITFUCKER COCKGOBLIN DAMN PIGFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU CHENEY CUNT CLUSTERFUCK SHITE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FELLATIO DILDO CHIGGER JACK OFF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! WIKIPEDIA BAT FUCK INSANE PENIS BITCH FUCKER ASSFACE NAZI SOD FENCE JUMPER NIGGER TITS suck my mothers NI OSTRICH MY ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUNT TITS REBECCA BLACK GENITALIA MICK RAT'S ASS FUCKWIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ABO PUSSYLICKER MILF CAMEL FUCKER CC PLZ WHORE NECROPHILIA SUCK MY DICK OSTRICH MY ASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCK YOU MICK BITCH SOD OFF DONKEY PUNCHER ANUSCAKE BUGGER HORSE SHIT ASSCRACK CUNT CRAPPER CLEVELAND STEAMER RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST CUNNILINGUS POLAK HITLER GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITE CUNT MOZILLA FIREFOX NIPPLES BULLSHIT BIGNOSE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS POMMIE FUCKING A FUCKWIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCK YOU SHITTY ASSHOLE SEMPRINI ARSE GOAT DICK MACACA PEARL NECKLACE DUMBASS TITS WANK TENTACLE RAPE JACKASS RUSTY TROMBONE SEX SHITSLINGING HAIL SATAN! DEVELOPERS! CUNNILINGUS SHITE BEANER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DOODIE HEAD COCKSUCKER CC PLZ BITCH PISS OFF FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF SHIT [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] NAZI DICKLICK GOATSE GOD DAMN suck my mothers HOT GRITS LIMEY PRICK DIPSHIT NIGGER MAMA MIA CAMEL FUCKER DAMN IT WARNER MUSIC GROUP GOD BLESS AMERICA CHOAD GENITALIA ASSHOLE TITS FUCKHEAD BUKKAKE TOSSER DICKHEAD KAFFIR DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! TWAT BOYCOTT VIACOM! COCKSUCKER JERK OFF COCKSUCKER RAPE DOG SHIT MONKEY BALLS ARSE HATE HATE HAT HAIL SATAN! HOMO BOOBIES BLOWJOB NAZI GANGBANG GOOK PEARL NECKLACE BUTT PIRATE MOTHERFUCKER O KURWA! MOTHERFUCKER FUCKWIT CLEMEN EPIDIDYMIS BANGKOK CONDOMS HELL TENTACLE RAPE SEMEN ASS WANK DICKHEAD PRICK O CANADA WOP ASSWIPE I AM CORNHOLIO! DICKHEAD VAGINA BITCH DONKEY DICK SHITHEAD SHIT ASSHAT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS GOD DAMMIT FROG'S FAT ASS MOCCASINS PISS BALLS DOUCHETITS ARSE SON OF A BITCH COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 NIGGER CHOAD KISSER FUCKSTAIN NAZI FLYING RAT'S ASS ARSE FELLATIO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GOD DAMN DUMBASS TITTYWANK FUCKSTAIN CAMEL FUCKER HELL DOM DeLUISE ASSCRACK PUNANI PISSHOLE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PRICK BOB SAGET FENCE JUMPER SHITSKIN SPANK THE MONKEY TIMBER NIGGER CUNTYMINTS PISS ARTIST LAKE TITICACA PORCUPINE'S BALLS TAMPON IN MY ASS RUSKIE ABO BONER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WIENER BITCH PENISFUCK [EXPLETIVE] TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKSTAIN CUNTING ASSCRACK ARSE CONDOMS DICKLICK CLUSTERFUCK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP COON LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PISS YOU WANKER JESSE McCARTNEY GENITALIA STUDENT RIOTS DONALD RUMSFELD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASS ASSHAT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER ARSEBADGERS DICKHEAD DONALD RUMSFELD DICKHEAD CHICKEN FRIES ASSCRACK FUCK A DUCK DUNE COON BELLEND SHITFACE VENEREAL DISEASE AUTOFELLATIO PISS OFF SHUT UP, MEG! MARY WHITEHOUSE ASSFACE SAND NIGGER ASSHAT CUNT FUCK SHITPISSER FUCKWIT VENEREAL DISEASE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FEWMETS BAT FUCK INSANE DONKEY PUNCHER TITS & DICKS NEGRO ASS FASCIST TWAT WANK CRAPPY GREASER HELLFUCKER ASSHOLE SHIT HELL TAMPONS HELL FUCK GOATSE FUCK BULLCRAP TOSSER ASSHOLE BUKKAKE FUCKING COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUCK OFF SHITE YOU WANKER BEAVER FUCKHEAD ASSHOLE WEHATEMARIO CHICKEN FRIES BITCH JAP SON OF A BITCH BALLS DIPSHIT JERRY YOU WANKER CHICKEN SHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CUNT O CANADA RAT'S ASS BELLEND SHITFUCKER WANK FUCKING A NIGGER FUCKER DICKWAD FUCKTARD SHAKOPEE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WEHATEMARIO CUNNILINGUS FROG'S FAT ASS RAT'S ASS WANKSPLAT FUCKBAG FASHION BUG [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PORCH MONKEY BUKKAKE LOLLIPOPS TESTICLE CHOKE HELLFIRE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SPICY CUNT FUCK BALL SACK GO COUNT YOUR DICK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BANGKOK CUNT BEANER TAMPONS FUDGEPACKER SCUMBUCKET FLYING FUCK PUSSYLICKER SHITE ASSHOLE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES COCK JAP DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN ALEX TREBEK ORGASM NAZI EARS OF CHRIST BUNG-HOLE PUSSY FROG'S FAT ASS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BUTT-HOLE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CHENEY GOD DAMMIT ASSRAMMER CHIGGER BITCH ASSWIPE FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS QUEEF FUCKHEAD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITCOCK INBRED SUCK MY DICK WANKER SEX SEX DOUCHEBAG GRIS PEDOPHILIA BOOBS BORDER HOPPER GOATSE GARBAGE DAY! FUCK YOU FUCKHEAD O KURWA! YOUR MOM MOTHERFUCKER ASS GOBSHITE GOD DAMN ASSWIPE FROG DOG FUCKER PISS ARTIST DOG FUCKER TOWELHEAD I WILL END YOU! MAMA MIA FUCKSTAIN DARTH VADER CHRIST OF TABERNACLE DOT HEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHIT ASSWIPE DICKHEAD ANUSCAKE SEMEN FRITZ CUNT JUSTIN BIEBER BLOWJOB CHICKEN SHIT GANGBANG BUTTFUCKER CUNT ASSHOLE FUCKFACE HORSE PENIS COCKSHITTER SHITFUCKER YOU WANKER INBRED PANCHEN LAMA MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK REDNECK CLEMEN FUCKER FUCKBAG SIGMUND FREUD PORCH MONKEY MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF FUCKING JUMP! POLACK MOLDY TITS MACACA FUCKTARD BASTARD SIGMUND FREUD FUCK OFF DONKEY DICK MINORITIES HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH BLOWJOB MOTHERFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE RANDY TRAVIS ARSE FIST FUCK LOGJAMMER CROTCH ASSWIPE BULLSHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ASSHAT GANGBANG PEDOPHILIA HOLY DUMB FUCK ASSHOLE DOUCHEBAG ASSWIPE NAZI STEVE BALLMER ASSHAT RUSTY TROMBONE TOSSER I RAPE WALRUSES! SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKER [expletive deleted] DAMN IT FUCK YOU RAT'S COCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING ASSFACE NIGGER CUNTING ASSCRACK WANK PIECE OF SHIT SHITCOCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CAMEL FUCKER WIKIPEDIA 30 CASES OF PICKLES TITTYWANK TWO-INCH PENIS REDNECK BASTARD PISS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CHOAD MICK MOZILLA FIREFOX SPIC DICKFACE BUNG-HOLE SPUNK HELLFUCKER JOHNNY EXTRA LONG PENIS TITS TITTIES BALL SACK EAT MY SHIT! SHITTY WANKER EMO YID ORGASM FUCKSTAIN FELCHING CONDOMS DAMN BIRD IN THE HOUSE FRITZ DIPSHIT PEARL NECKLACE NECROPHILIA D'OH HELL RAT'S COCK JENKEM MARCH OF FLAMES BUKKAKE TAMPONS MONKEY SHIT PICKANINNY PISSHOLE YOGHURT CANNON SHITCUNTING KIDDY FIDDLER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BALLS FIRECROTCH HENTAI RAT'S COCK FUCKER INBRED ASSHAT JACKASS SHIT DICKFACE SPICY CUNT FUCK NIPPLES SCUMBAG CRAPMUNCHER YOU WANKER FUCK WOP DONKEY PUNCHER CLIT PEARL NECKLACE FUCKHEAD FUCKFACE CHICKEN SHIT MILF FIRECROTCH LOLCAT NAZI BIRD SHIT CUNT DIPSHIT SOD OFF JUNGLE BUNNY NECROPHILIA FUCKING PUSSY BOLLOCKS CHAV DOUCHING COCKSMOKER BASTARD GYPSY HELL SHITE CHICKEN FRIES CUNT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CONAN O'BRIAN ASSWIPE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SON OF A BITCH TAMPON IN MY ASS DAMN BITCH JUSTIN BIEBER TWAT I'LL RAPE YOU SHITBALLS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FLYING RAT'S ASS THIS IS A RARE SWEAR ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASS TESTICLE CHOKE BONER VENEREAL DISEASE JERRY FUCKING HORSE PENIS DAMMIT NIGGER GANGBANG YID DOT HEAD SHITCOCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKWIT SOD DOUCHE NAZI HELL SHITBALLS BASTARD SACRED CRAP ON A STICK RAGHEAD DAMN FUCK OFF BELGIUM SAMUEL L. JACKSON JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CUNT SHITCOCK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT WOODPECKERSHIT PRICK POLAK FRIG PIECE OF SHIT TWAT DEVELOPERS! SCROTUM CUM CUNT CRAPPER SHITE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SUGARTITS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FLYING FUCK GOAT DICK BITCH INBRED BLOWJOB ASS FUCK SUCK A BIG DICK PENIS BITCH PENIS MILF CAPTAIN CRUNCH BULLSHIT BEAVER SHITSLINGING WIENER DONKEY PUNCHER DAMNATION CLEMEN YOU WANKER SMEG SHITCOCK FUCK OFF DAGO WANK SHIT HELL NIGNOG DUMBASS BITCH ANAL DAMNATION suck my mothers YOU WANKER COCK ASSBANDIT FUCKING JACKASS JOHN SMILEY FACE NIGGER CHIGGER JACKASS SHIT STRAWBERRY ASS BELLEND FUCK KNOBJOCKEY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FLYING FUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK JOHNNY PORCUPINE'S BALLS MALARKY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE NECROPHILIA DAMMIT CUNNILINGUS INBRED GOOK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BORDER HOPPER DICK FRITZ BELLEND FUCK YOU NIPPLES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NIGGER RAT'S ASS ASSFACE JACKASS SHIT FUCK NUGGET FUCKFACE GOD DAMN YOU WANKER LOLCAT BOOBS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BITCH FUCKSTAIN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH COCK DEVELOPERS! RAT'S ASS NICARAGUA GOD DAMMIT ELECTION RAT'S ASS SAGGY TITS SHAKOPEE ASSFACE SHIT DUMBASS BULLSHIT PRICK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT LAKE TITICACA YOUR MOM CROTCH PISS UP MY ARSE I'LL RAPE YOU PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ANUSCAKE POLAK DAMN IT NIPPLES SHITBALLS HADJI BITCH YOU WANKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] TWISTY VAGINA ARSE CUNT CHUFF WOP POMMIE POLAK DELICIOUS CAKE SUCK A BIG DICK SCUMBAG RAPE CRAP ON A STICK PIECE OF SHIT HORSE PENIS BITCH WOP BUTTFUCKER SLOPE FUCKTARD LET'S SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TITS BITCH CUNT TOSSER JAP FRIG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DAMN FRITZ BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CAMEL JOCKEY JACKASS DUMBASS TIMBER NIGGER HELLFUCKER COCKSUCKER YOU WANKER KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

PISS PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! GOD DAMN FEWMETS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HITLER BUTTFUCKER SMEG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASSCRACK FUCK AUTOFELLATIO GYPSY JERK OFF MOCKIE ARSE YID Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! MOCCASINS CUNT CRAPPER ASSHOLE BEANER DAMMIT WIENER CLUSTERFUCK TITS MONKEY SHIT TITS UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! RAT'S COCK MONKEY SHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GYPSY NEGRO GOD DAMMIT FOOTBALL SHITHEAD JERK OFF ASS FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD FUCK FUCKSTAIN CHOAD KISSER WALRUS SHIT FUCK OFF DONKEY DICK FUCKTARD PUNANI LIMEY OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! ASS PENIS CUNT PUSSY DAMN YOU WANKER BUGGER DOUCHEBAG FUCKWIT BOLLOCKS ASSCRACK FREE ELECTIONS HOMO FUCKER CRACKER POWERSHIT ABO SHITFUCKER GOOK SHITBALLS FUCKER FENCE JUMPER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKTARD and with the FLYING FUCK and his CAMEL FUCKER of girraffes in which ASS while reading about INJUN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DAMN IT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ASSHAT