Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BUGGER'ASSCRACK'BAD MOTHERFUCKER'FUCKING A'NIGGER'POO POO BLOWJOB'RAT'S COCK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GOD DAMMIT neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSHOLE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BAT FUCK INSANE, sudden CROTCH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FROG'S FAT ASS or FRENCH TICKLER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MONKEY BALLS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BANGKOK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may RAT'S COCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DICK CHICKEN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ANUSCAKE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSHOLE HELL words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SONNY BILL WILLIAMS utterFUCKance of socially SHITBALLS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BLOWJOB television programs to address FUCKHEAD Tourette's syndrome.

DAMN Tourette's is O KURWA! not to be LET'S SHIT confused with ORGASM Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying COCKSMOKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JACK OFF random FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD disorientation, culturally-SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JOHN ELWAY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SPIC language, FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DONGSHOVER EAT MY SHIT! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DAMN IT souvenir shoppes and massive ASSCRACK quantities DOG FUCKER of ANAL DIABETES DOUCHING garbage.

Darnit.

A ASSWIPE Polite Note to the CUNNILINGUS Author:

The PEARL NECKLACE Tourette's CLEMEN Research Institute was MOLDY TITS founded to MALARKY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BUTTFUCKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NECROPHILIA article COCKSMOKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSHOLE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BORDER HOPPER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PISS OFF MY ASS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of YOU SUCK BALLS

Tourrette's sufferers SHITSLINGING swear. You can RICK MORANIS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame LICK PUSSY TV, for always focusing on the BIRD SHIT bad side of a terrible WETBACK thing.

• The main FUCK YOU symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSCRACK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHAKOPEE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DYKE knee KIDDY FIDDLER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FELCHING no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes NAZI cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHIT school for 666 something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT sufferers to become TURD manically depressed and JIZZ commit BASTARD suicide.
• There is no 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT cure, and the FUCKSTAIN drugs that are available to, "calm" the SONNY BILL WILLIAMS tics often have adverse CHOAD KISSER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BUTT PIRATE perodol" which caused my entire KNOBJOCKEY body to go JACKASS numb and BLUMPKIN basically made it NIGGA! worse than CLEVELAND STEAMER it is without the CLIT drug.

I am an active member of a INBRED tourette syndrome BONER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DILDO the FLYING RAT'S ASS public view of Tourettes as a "WOODPECKERSHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BITCH much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DONKEY PUNCHER sorry for SHIT "hi-jacking" your SCUMBAG entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SAGGY TITS this that really MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKWIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HELL article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TITTIES, and making fun of a BOOBS horrible disorder is (not) FUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITTING DICK NIPPLES time.

Best DOUCHE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY!” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese VOTE reply

As BELGIUM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill HUMAN RIGHTS Westerners show is not an VOTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBET countries. When showing TANK MAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FREEDOM OF SPEECH in countries SLITTY EYES leadership, those problems does not TIBET occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a 1984 byproduct of your RIGHTS capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. CUNT Regards to Andrew DAGO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The ORGASM bastard who wrote this article. You can NICARAGUA punch him if you DAMN want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass LGBT RIGHTS put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the COMMUNIST DILDO saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my BIGNOSE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BAT FUCK INSANE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BUTT PIRATE and WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? playing Roblox's Adopt Me with NEGRO music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) INBRED BAND WITH 4 PIG MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSCRACK HORSE! BAT FUCK INSANE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BAT FUCK INSANE'S HOUSE

How CUNT to CHINK cure FUCKWIT the FUCK YOU Tourette's BUGGER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM for FUCKHEAD Tourette's KRAUT Syndrome FUCKHEAD is CAMEL JOCKEY following FLYING FUCK these FUCKFACE rules ASSHAT in CRACKER order:

• 1: Avoid JERRY immature FUCKSTAIN little HAIL SATAN! kids,
• 2: Count to SHITBALLS within PEARL NECKLACE 10 CUNTseconds,
• 3: Do not open your RAT'S COCK BOOBS BUGGER OFF nor SPUNK talk,
• 4: Tell VAGINA yourself you TIT DIRT don't BITCH have WANK this I'LL RAPE YOU disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PISS OFF WITH NASTY SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BAT FUCK INSANE last straw BITCH!

I fucking put JUSTIN BIEBER' my comment at the TOP OF THE PEARL NECKLACE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT the TOP OF FENCE JUMPER THIS INJUN ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BASTARD offensive. SHITTY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HELL people who try BOOBS to battle FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS'FUCK YOU that tight-ass PEARL NECKLACE 17-year-BOOBS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find POLAK it now, but someone said CAUCASIANS' HELL SHITFACE'URINE-GARGLING on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BEANER is a laughing DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! matter. Plus there PISS OFF was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DOUCHING Uncyclopedia, there are DUMBASS articles ART METAL PRODUCTS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKFACE stuff. So FUCKER that means MOTHERFUCKER stop getting mad at the TITTIES first part too and REDSKIN talking about the SCRATCH! GROUNDER! letter that it's JACKASS mocking (what DUNE COON letter? I don't even know what JUNGLE BUNNY the heck you're talking about). Adrian LOLCAT hi self BUTT-FOR-BRAINS even made a really I'LL RAPE YOU good point. "It's YID nothing more YID from a head nod to a ARSE knee tick". WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER?. Which I'll add JESSE McCARTNEY onto PUSSY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHIT suffer that ORGASM much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SON OF A BITCH it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to POWERSHIT be, because if I were a EPIDIDYMIS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article INBRED hilarious. If you SHITCOCK Want facts, go on PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JACKASS be offended, don't read HELL the freaking JENKEM article anyway.

FUCKFACE ASSFACE BONER COCKSHITTER FUCKWIT PENIS SHITHEAD SHIT CLUSTERFUCK JERRY

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PENIS ON A STICK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BUTT-HEAD FUCK OFF BASTARD CHOLERA IS FUN! OSTRICH MY ASS FLUFFY CLOUD DICKWAD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CHOAD INCEST PENIS WOODPECKERSHIT DAMN BUGGER OFF CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCK COON GOD DAMN TWO-INCH PENIS SHITFUCKER BUTT-HEAD SHITHEAD CUNNILINGUS INCEST DIPSHIT TITTYWANK O CANADA FROG'S FAT ASS PIG OSTRICH MY ASS WANK LET'S SHIT GOD DAMN MONKEY SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BULLCRAP FUCKWIT CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT EAT MY SHIT! POMMIE GOD DAMN FUCK YOU REDNECK DIRTY SANCHEZ WOP CLIT DAGO WOODPECKERSHIT I LIKE BUSH DIPSHIT BONG FUCK OFF DICK IN A BOX JIGGABOO FAGGOT ORGASM VAGINA FUCKING FUCKER FUCKHEAD JACKASS BORDER HOPPER FENCE JUMPER CHRISTHUMPER MACACA WOP I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! TAMPONS CC PLZ CRAP ON A STICK SHITHEAD BUTTFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT CRAPPER SPUNK CAMEL FUCKER PISS PISS ARTIST CROTCH PEDOPHILIA JIGGABOO DIRTY SANCHEZ PRICK YOU WANKER POOPOO TOTAL WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? DONKEY PUNCHER FELCHING TITTIES SHITHEAD JAP SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS WIENER ASS LICKER CLIT POLACK DOUCHING ASS FUCK PUSSY NIPPLES JIGGABOO CUNNILINGUS JESSE McCARTNEY SPICY CUNT FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CROTCH DOG FUCKER CHOAD SHITE TAFFY ASSHOLE SHITE JOHNNY PRICK TWO-INCH PENIS NECROPHILIA JOHNNY SHITTY CLIT FELCHMONKEY SOD BALL SACK SHITHEAD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK WOODPECKERSHIT WIGGER DICK TITS RAT'S COCK SHITTY FUCKING TITS SON OF A BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE SHITCOCK FUCKFACE ASSFACE BENSON SUCKS SHITPISSER CLUSTERFUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TITS & DICKS PEARL NECKLACE FUCKHEAD BATHING SUIT AREA FEWMETS FELLATIO HELL LIMEY DIPSHIT PISS ARTIST PEARL NECKLACE CHOAD KISSER SHIT BRUSH MA TEETH BUGFUCK WIGGER BOB SAGET DIRTY SANCHEZ FROG BIGNOSE CUM SPUNK FELLATIO GOAT DICK RAT'S COCK ASSFACE BASTARD RAT'S COCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PENIS DICKFACE PENISPENISPENIS!!! ARSE COCK SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? [EXPLETIVE] PISS CUNT CUNTRAG FIRECROTCH ASSCRACK WANK SHITE SHITCUNTING TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! [Insert stupid word you just made up here] SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS AUTOFELLATIO DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BOOBS DUMBASS FUCKING RAT'S COCK INJUN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD RAT'S ASS 30 CASES OF PICKLES CROTCH DAMN POOPOO BULLCRAP GRAPE PENIS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DILDO SHITHEAD JENKEM MONKEY SHIT CHRISTHUMPER WALRUS SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE SHIT LIKE A HORSE KAFFIR FUCKSTAIN RAT'S COCK RAINBOWS ASSRAMMER HELL SHITE DICKWAD DAMN GO COUNT YOUR DICK SEMEN TWAT MARGARET THATCHER BUTT-HEAD ASSHOLE JAP BUGGER OFF JOHNNY WANK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TITS TWO-INCH PENIS ASSWIPE PEARL NECKLACE TITTYWANK PUNANI YUKY DOODY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! STEVE BALLMER INJUN CLUSTERFUCK FRIG CHOAD KISSER DICK TITS CUNTRAG I WILL END YOU! GOD DAMN GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TITS & DICKS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST WHORE DAMN ASSWIPE FLAMING ASS BADGER NIPPLES BOOBS DAMN MOTHERFUCKER CROTCH GENITALIA BUTTFUCKER GRAPE PENIS DUMBASS ASSCRACK ORGASM ALF NIPPLES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NIGNOG WIGGER SUCK MY DICK LET'S SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! RAT'S COCK SHITSLINGING BENCH PRESS CHOAD SHITSLINGING PEARL NECKLACE ASS FEMADOM FROG'S FAT ASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FEMADOM DAMN IT HELL MARGARET THATCHER SCUMBAG DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCK DUMBASS DISSIDENTS SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHITCOCK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SHITFACE PISS ARTIST PISS PISS ARTIST FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ANAL FUCK SEX SHITHEAD NIGGER TITS FUCKING GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN TITS ASS FASCIST JERK OFF LENS CRAFTERS BOOBS POLACK BOON WOP ORGASM TIMBER NIGGER FASHION BUG CUNT INJUN SHIT POWERSHIT BOLLOCKS TIMBER NIGGER [expletive deleted] TWAT FUCKING TWISTY VAGINA SHITFUCKER NEGRO CRAPMUNCHER CRAP ON A STICK PORCH MONKEY ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SLOPE PEARL NECKLACE ASS I'LL RAPE YOU CONDOMS DICKFACE WIENER JAP HOMO JAP PENIS CUM BOON TURD COMMUNIST DILDO BEANER SUCK MY COCK FUCK YOU DOUCHE LENS CRAFTERS FUCKTARD DUMBASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ORGASM FUCKHEAD BUGGER OFF BASTARD SMEG HUMAN RIGHTS LOGJAMMER YOUR MOM RECTUM RAIDER HELL DIPSHIT HELL PRICK COON ALF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNTRAG DAMN CUNTRAG DICKHEAD ASS SPUNK CLEMEN DOUCHEBAG GOBSHITE ASS POO POO BLOWJOB KRAUT FELLATIO FUCKING BASEBALL SCUMBAG ABO SHITHEAD FUCKING A ARSE FUCKER PUSSY CHRISTHUMPER FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH BENCH PRESS FELCHING TITTIES BULLSHIT ORGASM BELLEND INJUN NIGGER I'LL RAPE YOU BORDER HOPPER JENKEM WANKER D'OH DICK SHITE MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSHAT PISS ARTIST YOU WANKER CLUSTERFUCK FUCKBAG I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU CLUSTERFUCK ORGASM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DELICIOUS CAKE BUTTFUCKER FAG BONG CHICKEN SHIT NAZI KNOBJOCKEY SEX BALLS TONY LA RUSSA TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! JAP SHITFUCKER CRAPPY SHITHEAD MALL SANTA BLOWJOB DICKWAD RAT'S COCK PIGFUCKER FUCK YOU JACK OFF FUCKING A SUCK MY COCK DAMN FUCKING BENCH PRESS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JACK ABRAMOFF CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TITS MOLDY TITS BORDER HOPPER CHICKEN SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BENCH PRESS DICK CHICKEN UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! DICKHEAD BUKKAKE BATMAN & ROBIN SHITFUCKER HOMO ARSE DOUCHEBAG GOD DAMMIT FRAK BLUMPKIN ASSWIPE QUEEF FOUR-EYES CUNNILINGUS MOTHERFUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DAMN LET'S SHIT WANK PAKI DUMBASS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSHAT QUEEF JESSE McCARTNEY CHOAD YOU WANKER GOOK DICKHEAD KAFFIR [expletive deleted] COCKSHITTER JUNGLE BUNNY HOMO MOTHERFUCKER MOCCASINS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITPISSER DICKHEAD ASS DOUCHING BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA I AM CORNHOLIO! BOOBS DOUCHEBAG SPANK THE MONKEY PEARL NECKLACE DAMN IT SHITHEAD HADJI FUCK OFF ARSE FUCKFACE ORGASM BIRD SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITHEAD GO HOME AND DIE FUCKING BEAVER BRITNEY TRANNY CAPTAIN CRUNCH SEX GOD DAMN DOG SHIT PISS OFF DOUCHE NAZI PISS ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! PENISBIRD WIENER RAPE FUCKWIT WANK DYKE BONER HONKY TURD DAMMIT CRAP BUGGER PIG FUCK A DUCK CHRISTHUMPER HELLFIRE DIPSHIT DAMN TOURETTE'S SYNDROME DOUCHE NAZI SPUNK ASS GREASER WANKSPLAT BOOBS POKÉMON JIZZ FLYING FUCK AMERICA ONLINE KITTENS COCKSUCKER ANAL SCUMBUCKET CHIGGER BELLEND CUNTSWILLING [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] suck my mothers COCKSHITTER ASSWIPE NIGGER DOUCHE FUCK ROSIE O'DONNELL CUNT CROTCH DOUCHE NAZI FUCK YOU WALRUS SHIT FUCKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS D'OH SHITTY EAT MY SHIT! SHITHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER PISS CUNTSWILLING WARNER MUSIC GROUP REBECCA BLACK DICK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHITHEAD O CANADA HELL MOTHERFUCKER PISS RUSTY TROMBONE TITS SUITCASE PENIS SHIT CLUSTERFUCK ASSHOLE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ANAL NEGRO GOD DAMN TITWANK TIT SPRINKLES VENEREAL DISEASE SEX BITCH BUTT PIRATE PRICK YID BLISTERING BARNACLES JOHNNY POMMIE CHICKEN FRIES NAZI JACKASS SHIT WHORE CUNNILINGUS I'LL RAPE YOU PISS DAMN ASS LICKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE COLGATE GOBSHITE SHITSLINGING GOBSHITE SEMEN BUGGER OFF SHITBALLS MASTURBATION P'KANG HUEY P. NEWTON HITLER TITS HADJI KIKE BAT FUCK INSANE JACKASS TIMBER NIGGER BLOWJOB ASSWIPE SCROTUM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TWAT BAT FUCK INSANE DICK CHICKEN FUCKING ABORTIONS FOR ALL HITLER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK MONKEY SHIT BUGFUCK MALARKY FUCK YOU TITS QUEEF TITTIES NECROPHILIA CONDOMS DICKHEAD CUNTRAG BORDER HOPPER GANGBANG PIG HITLER WANKER FUCK JAP FUCKING DIPSHIT PIGFUCKER BEANER ABO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA RADIO FREE LUNCH [EXPLETIVE] FUCK A DUCK FUCKBAG MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK A DUCK FROG'S FAT ASS EMO DAMNATION SHITSKIN MOTHERFUCKER DOG SHIT BITCH FUCK TITS & DICKS SUCK MY DICK DEVELOPERS! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TIT DIRT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ANAL INCEST VOTE FUCKING SMEG FASHION BUG FUCKING CUNTRAG I WILL KILL YOU! MACACA NIGGER JACKASS HELLFUCKER SEMEN WANKSPLAT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT NECROPHILIA DONKEY DICK FUCKWIT MONKEY SHIT ANAL DIABETES MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FELCHING PENIS ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! HELL SEMEN DOUCHE NAZI DICKFACE SUGARTITS CAMEL JOCKEY URINE-GARGLING DONKEY DICK PISSHOLE SHIT DICKHEAD PISS GRUE RAPE SPUNK SHITSLIDE PISS OFF DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD ASSHAT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

BULLCRAP FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS POMMIE CUNT PUSSY FELCHING BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCK TOSSER CHIGGER NAZI SHIT DUMBASS SHITCOCK BONER I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE CUNTSWILLING VENEREAL DISEASE JAP TAMPONS ASS DICKHEAD FUCKHEAD CHIGGER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BAT FUCK INSANE I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCKBAG CHICKEN SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BOB SAGET BOOBS FRENCH TICKLER DONKEY PUNCHER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TITTYWANK and with the GOD DAMN and his MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! of girraffes in which SAGGY TITS while reading about DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DIPSHIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PISS UP MY ARSE