Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's PENIS'FUCK'NIGNOG'COCK'DICK'CUNT'DAMN Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NORTH KOREA neurochemical FUCK disorder REDSKIN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NI, sudden CLIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements 30 CASES OF PICKLES or SHITCOCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PISS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MOCCASINS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may HELL include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MASTURBATION by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA EUROIPODS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat INCEST DEVELOPERS! words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FROG'S FAT ASS utterFUCKance of socially GOOK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE television programs to address LIMEY Tourette's syndrome.

SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Tourette's is CRAPPY not to be FELCHING confused with FUCK NUGGET Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FRENCH TICKLER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MOCKIE random JERRY disorientation, culturally-BASTARD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BELGIUM outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ANAL DIABETES language, DICK TITS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WETBACK FUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MASTURBATION souvenir shoppes and massive ASSFACE quantities CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE of ANAL DIABETES JENKEM garbage.

Darnit.

A ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT Polite Note to the SHITSKIN Author:

The SHITTY Tourette's ARSE Research Institute was PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS founded to FUCKHEAD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your RANDY TRAVIS article ASSRAPING funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DAMMIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKWIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SPUNK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about VENEREAL DISEASE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BLUE PENIS! Tourrette's sufferers ASS LICKER swear. You can CUNT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK OFF TV, for always focusing on the DAGO bad side of a terrible SHITFACE thing.
• The main DONKEY PUNCHER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PEDOPHILIA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASS FASCIST knee SIGMUND FREUD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DIPSHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WIKIPEDIA cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MARGARET THATCHER school for PIECE OF SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKFACE sufferers to become JESUS FUCKING CHRIST manically depressed and PRICK commit SHITE suicide.
• There is no SHITFACE cure, and the TITMOUSE drugs that are available to, "calm" the DICK tics often have adverse LIMEY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ANUSCAKE perodol" which caused my entire CRIMETHINK body to go BONER numb and SHUT UP, MEG! basically made it NIGGA! worse than BUNG-HOLE it is without the BOLLOCKS drug.

I am an active member of a NORTH KOREA tourette syndrome FUCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DICKHEAD the PISS OFF public view of Tourettes as a "DAMN IT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HITLER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BUGFUCK sorry for DOUCHETITS "hi-jacking" your PEEPEE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like NIGGER this that really SACRAMENTO annoys me. I am working towards a MACACA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUNT, and making fun of a BUTT PIRATE horrible disorder is (not) WALRUS SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CONDOMS time.

Best CRAPMUNCHER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SEX” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese I LIKE BUSH reply

As DALAI LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill ELECTION Westerners show is not an DISSIDENTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MEG degenerate capitalist culture in those MONGOLIANS countries. When showing UIGURS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PRINCE PHILIP in countries STUDENT PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not GRASS MUD HORSE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHT WING byproduct of your PANCHEN LAMA capitalist society FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

Li Chiang “ELECTION” Wen

P.S. WIENER Regards to Andrew [EXPLETIVE] Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The COCK bastard who wrote this article. You can PIG punch him if you RAT'S COCK want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE HAS AIDS article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “KU KLUX KLAN” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SEX saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my HITLER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine NI Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are POMMIE and GOD DAMN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TIT DIRT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HADJI BAND WITH 4 RANDY TRAVIS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DOG FUCKER HORSE! NI IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO NI'S HOUSE

How FUCKING A to DOUCHETITS cure HADJI the EXTRA LONG PENIS Tourette's HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment suck my mothers for DICKHEAD Tourette's DONKEY PUNCHER Syndrome ASSHOLE is HELL following BALLS these JERK OFF rules FUCKWIT in FUCK order:

• 1: Avoid PUNANI immature BITCH little DOUCHING kids,
• 2: Count to DICKHEAD within YOU WANKER 10 [expletive deleted]seconds,
• 3: Do not open your MONKEY BALLS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PISS nor KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH talk,
• 4: Tell NAZI yourself you HOMO don't ASSHAT have IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD this FUCK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WITH NASTY POOPY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the NI last straw BOOBS!

I fucking put FLAMING ASS BADGER' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITPISSER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WANK the TOP OF SHITHEAD THIS PEARL NECKLACE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKING BASEBALL offensive. pen0r. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BOLLOCKS people who try CLUSTERFUCK to battle PEEPEE'SHITFACE that tight-ass FUCK 17-year-SON OF A BITCH—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JERK OFF it now, but someone said CRAPMUNCHER' JAP YID'INCEST on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GIVING HEAD is a laughing DOUCHE matter. Plus there IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BONER Uncyclopedia, there are DAMN articles JOHNNY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PISS UP MY ARSE stuff. So FUCK A DUCK that means I'LL RAPE YOU stop getting mad at the CARPET MUNCHER first part too and SHOOP DA WHOOP talking about the SHITTY letter that it's VAGINA mocking (what NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! letter? I don't even know what GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS the heck you're talking about). Adrian NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES hi self DICKFACE even made a really CHAV good point. "It's WOP nothing more GIVING HEAD from a head nod to a FUCK knee tick". DIPSHIT. Which I'll add HELL onto TWAT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH suffer that PUSSYLICKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes TIMBER NIGGER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKER be, because if I were a FROG'S FAT ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BUKKAKE hilarious. If you SHITFUCKER Want facts, go on HENTAI Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GOD DAMMIT be offended, don't read BULLSHIT the freaking TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! article anyway.

BITCH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITCOCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PUPPIES FLYING RAT'S ASS PUSSY DICK IN A BOX DOUCHE RAT'S ASS

FIST FUCK SHITHEAD DILDO TITS BRITNEY SAND NIGGER DICK ASSHAT DAMMIT POLESMOKER REDSKIN LET'S SHIT CUNT CRAPMUNCHER GRIS MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY PAKI PISS GYPSY SHITBALLS BUKKAKE CUNT MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PISS OFF NIPPLES FELCHING CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST BOOBS FUCKSTAIN RANDY TRAVIS JUNGLE BUNNY ASSHAT LOLCAT FUCK NUGGET [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BEAVER BULLSHIT PENISBIRD DOODIE HEAD CRAP SHITHEAD FRIG PUSSY FEWMETS FUCKHEAD VAGINA DICK IN A BOX GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS O KURWA! DAMN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TWAT DICKFACE POOPOO DICKHEAD JACKASS SHIT FRED PHELPS POMMIE VAGINA MOLDY TITS MOCCASINS JIGGABOO SHUT UP, MEG! [expletive deleted] CRAP DYKE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DAMMIT ASSRAMMER FELLATIO TURD DILDO WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD DICK TITS OSTRICH MY ASS JENKEM JENKEM WANK ASSRAPING BIRD SHIT BLOWJOB WALRUS SHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK 30 CASES OF PICKLES SPIC BITCH BONER DAMMIT ASSHOLE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITE CHICKEN SHIT SHITSLINGING SHITE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 DAGO BITCH FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ALF CLIT JUNGLE BUNNY FAG CUNTING ASSCRACK WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKTARD PEDOPHILIA [expletive deleted] HO I WILL END YOU! SHITPISSER TITS EXTRA LONG PENIS pen0r I'LL RAPE YOU SHITSLINGING JESSE McCARTNEY LET'S SHIT SHITCOCK FREE ELECTIONS GOBSHITE LENS CRAFTERS BUGGER OFF POOPOO ASSCRACK CHOAD FUCK PEDOPHILIA FUDGEPACKER MOTHERFUCKER CHING CHONG CHINK EMO DAMN JAP FAG FUCK FUCKING DONKEY DICK TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS HOMO GANGBANG WANK DAMN FUCKHEAD All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy LET'S SHIT SUITCASE PENIS BITCH FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MOTHERFUCKER TRANNY SON OF A BITCH CUNTBUCKET FUCKHEAD PISSHOLE HAIL SATAN! SHIT PENIS PUSSYLICKER OSTRICH MY ASS FRED PHELPS CUNT FUCKTARD MOTHERFUCKER JAP FUCKSTAIN TIMBER NIGGER GOD DAMMIT FUCK CUNT DICK TITS GOD BLESS AMERICA WANK ASS I WILL END YOU! ASSRAPING DICKFACE WANKER DOUCHE NAZI BALLS ASS SHITFACE SHIT DICKHEAD BASTARD NI HELLFUCKER FUCKFACE RAGHEAD NEGRO FUCK DIPSHIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BIRD SHIT DOUCHING TAMPONS MARGARET THATCHER POMMIE DOUCHETITS PORCH MONKEY CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ASSHAT CUNT EXTRA LONG PENIS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CARPET MUNCHER SHITHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BALLS PORCH MONKEY BULLCRAP YID BAT FUCK INSANE ASS JUSTIN BIEBER BITCH HELL SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASSWIPE WINDOWS VISTA DARTH VADER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DOG SHIT NAZI LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ORGASM FUCKER TWAT MOTHERFUCKER DUNE COON PROTESTS YOU WANKER POISON IN BABY FORMULA GRINGO DUMBASS CHRISTHUMPER MILF DUMBASS TIMBER NIGGER CHOAD KISSER CUNT NICARAGUA IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SUCK MY DICK BATHING SUIT AREA CHAV BOB SAGET SHITE FUCK DICK CHICKEN DAMN SHITE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! EPIDIDYMIS HORSE SHIT FUCK OFF GANGBANG DUMBASS PISS OFF MOSES BITCH WANK JACKASS RAGHEAD CUNT CRAPPER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BULLSHIT GYPSY WANK ASSCRACK TWAT DOUCHE JUNGLE BUNNY YOGHURT CANNON ASSFACE SEX SEMEN FIST FUCK MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS CAMEL JOCKEY WANK DILDO HORSE SHIT ASS FUCK SHIT FUCKING A NAZI CHICKEN FRIES AUTOFELLATIO SNUFF PORN SHITTY DILDO YOU WANKER 666 CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FLAMING ASS BADGER ANUSCAKE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCK JOHNNY HELL FUCKTARD BOOBS JENKEM SHIT BITCH JIGGABOO COCKSHITTER DILDO NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES GRAPE PENIS EPIDIDYMIS P'KANG BALL SACK FELCHMONKEY BUGFUCK TITWANK CUNTBUCKET DAMN IT SHITFACE MICK POTTYMOUTH BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHOAD KISSER FUCKING ASSHAT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DICK TITS [expletive deleted] BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU JAP ASSCRACK DYKE NIGNOG ASSCRACK PISS OFF SHITHEAD FROG GENITALIA NECROPHILIA ASSCRACK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCK OFF COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHITHEAD OH SHI– DOM DeLUISE GOBSHITE PISS OFF JOHNNY CUNTYMINTS VAGINA SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CRAPPY BITCH SHITFACE YOU WANKER ASSCRACK DICKFACE NI NIGGER HELL INJUN JENKEM Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FLYING FUCK DICK IN A BOX CHIGGER BUTT PIRATE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DIPSHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP ASSWIPE DAMN HONKY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS TITS & DICKS WALRUS SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BITCH SHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS POKÉMON CLEVELAND STEAMER MOCKIE DAMN PUSSYLICKER JESSE McCARTNEY DOUCHING FUCKER FOUR-EYES NAZI GOD DAMMIT POWERSHIT SHIT YID COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT NECROPHILIA RAT'S ASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WALRUS SHIT CUNT CRAPPER GO HOME AND DIE AMERICA ONLINE DUNE COON KNOBJOCKEY FUCKING BOB SAGET RECTUM RAIDER DAMN FRIG JACKASS CAMEL FUCKER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BITCH SHITTY BLUMPKIN BUKKAKE SAGGY TITS BASTARD JAP DAMMIT PICKANINNY FUCK STEVE BALLMER NECROPHILIA FUCKER DAMMIT VAGINA BOB SAGET ANUSCAKE FUCK OFF YOGHURT CANNON BULLSHIT FUCK OFF GIVING HEAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI NECROPHILIA RAGHEAD SUCK MY COCK DIPSHIT ASSWIPE ASSHAT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DAMN WANK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASSHOLE MARGARET THATCHER DIPSHIT HELL AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MARCH OF FLAMES I'LL RAPE YOU MOCCASINS FUCK JACKASS [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] SHITHEAD WOMEN'S RIGHTS BOOBIES BIRD IN THE HOUSE BUTTFUCKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD MALARKY BANGKOK ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKER CUNT ASSWIPE SAND NIGGER FRIG SHITFUCKER FUCKFACE MASTURBATION PUNANI MARGARET THATCHER CUNT SHITE CRAPMUNCHER BORDER HOPPER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ARSE SHITE GANGBANG I'LL RAPE YOU O KURWA! QUEEF JIZZ SHITFACE FRIG BLISTERING BARNACLES REDNECK SPIC BIRD SHIT TITS FUCK NIGGER RUSKIE FUCK YOU BANGKOK SPIC JESSE McCARTNEY AY-AY-AY WANK YOUR MOM FUCKING WANK LET'S SHIT ASSFACE DAMN BITCH DAMN SAND NIGGER BONER GOD DAMN CLUSTERFUCK TWISTY VAGINA SHITHEAD DIPSHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HORSE SHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CLIT SUCK A BIG DICK MOZILLA FIREFOX WIENER TWAT COCK CUNTBUCKET TITMOUSE SHIT FUCK YOU HELL CHOAD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING INBRED TITS & DICKS COCK STEVE BALLMER ANAL BALLS SCUMBAG KAFFIR SHAKOPEE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PENISFUCK BUTT PIRATE CUNT WETBACK BUTT PIRATE VENEREAL DISEASE FRENCH TICKLER FUCK PISS CHOAD WANK FUCK OFF [EXPLETIVE] TURD CUNNILINGUS JACKASS NORTH KOREA BORDER HOPPER DAMN TAMPONS GOD DAMN FUCKHEAD CUNNILINGUS GOD DAMMIT FUCKHEAD GIVING HEAD COMMUNIST DILDO SHITE WANK CHRISTIANITY BUTTFUCKER BELLEND BITCH BONER HELL NIGGER TITS SEX PISS PISS OFF TUBA CRAPPY GENITALIA BALLS SHIT OUT OF MY DICK COCKSUCKER BASTARD RAT'S COCK BITCH BONER BUGFUCK HO ORGASM CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITSLINGING NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DAGO PISSHOLE YOU WANKER HELL WANK SHUT UP, MEG! TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FRITZ DAMN REDNECK GOD DAMN MONKEY BALLS WANK BRITAIN CROTCH DICK TITS DOUCHETITS SHITFACE HELL DIPSHIT GARBAGE DAY! SOD OFF BULLSHIT FUCKHEAD DAMMIT SHIT FEWMETS SHITHEAD GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITFUCKER SON OF A BITCH FUCK YOU FRIG RECTUM RAIDER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! OH SHI– CUNT CRAPPER ASSFACE ASS COCKSTUFFER TWAT SHUT UP, MEG! DAMN DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT DAMN IT GANGBANG SHIT LIKE A HORSE INBRED TITS PEARL NECKLACE PISS CLEVELAND STEAMER PENIS ON A BUN FUCKWIT LONGCAT IS LONG PEDOPHILIA NIGGER NIGGER BUKKAKE PEEPEE REBECCA BLACK GOD DAMN COON WANK HITLER MOCKIE IT'S OVER 9000! FUCKING FELLATIO CARPET MUNCHER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DILDO WIENER ARSE BASTARD NIHILISM BASTARD FELCHING Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! TAFFY BORDER HOPPER JACKASS DICKFACE FUCK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DELICIOUS CAKE COCKSMOKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CC PLZ ASSHAT BUGGER OFF CAMEL FUCKER SHITTY [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] SHIT MONKEY SHIT ASS FUCK YOU DUMBASS PEARL NECKLACE CLIT FRITZ WANK FUCKING FUCKFACE JACKASS BUTT PIRATE PISS ARTIST IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BITCH VAGINA PUNANI FUCKING SHITFUCKER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BLOWJOB CHRIST OF TABERNACLE ANAL FUCKFACE GANGBANG DUNE COON HELL BIGNOSE WOP DOUCHE I'LL RAPE YOU SHITE TURD CHIGGER DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSHOLE SHITHEAD SHIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PISS OFF MY ASS WANKER FUCK FROG BRITNEY BENCH PRESS MELAMINE SHITHEAD All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy WALRUS SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GRAPE PENIS THONG TASTER DOG SHIT HELL AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GYPSY GRIS SHITTY MOCCASINS HITLER GENITALIA CRAPFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO SAGGY TITS ALEX TREBEK FLYING FUCK FUCKING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JACK OFF WIENER JAP ASS GANGBANG FUCKING BASEBALL SCROTUM I AM CORNHOLIO! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE POOPOO TWAT FUCKFACE PUSSY DAMMIT BOON RAPE JIZZ PISS OFF CUNT JERK OFF ARSE GIVING HEAD COCKSTUFFER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM JERK OFF ASS 30 CASES OF PICKLES WIGGER ARSE PISS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FIST FUCK NI MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE HO GENITALIA DYKE DOUCHETITS FUCKTARD SHITE VAGINA MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PENIS ON A STICK BUGGER PISSHOLE ASSHAT SOD GO COUNT YOUR DICK [expletive deleted] ASS DUNE COON FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DUNE COON WANKSPLAT TRANNY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink AUTOFELLATIO TITMOUSE FUCKTARD BEAVER D'OH JACKASS SHIT ANAL BITCH EPIDIDYMIS BASTARD INBRED SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RAPE FUCKTARD FUCKHEAD QUEEF COCKSMOKER JIZZ INBRED COCKSUCKER SHITTY DICKFACE DARTH VADER ASSHOLE HELLFIRE RAGHEAD SPUNK SOD WOP ANAL MASTURBATION BELLEND KIKE DOG FUCKER STEVE BALLMER BUTTFUCKER GYPSY BUTTFUCKER JERK OFF MOTHERFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY ASSFACE DUMBASS MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNTING ASSCRACK SUCK MY COCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS BULLSHIT ASSFACE FUCKER TWAT SHITHEAD P'KANG FUCKING CRAPMUNCHER I WILL KILL YOU! 666 PUNANI SCUMBAG POWERSHIT FROG PISSHOLE TESTICLE CHOKE EMO HAIL SATAN! SHIT BRUSH MA TEETH ASSHOLE WHORE FUCKTARD NEGRO ASSHOLE SOD OFF RAGHEAD CLUSTERFUCK BITCH BUTT PIRATE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS FIST FUCK WANK SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT MASTURBATION Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GIVING HEAD and with the BITCH and his SHITFUCKER of girraffes in which ASSHOLE while reading about FUCKSTAIN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DOUCHETITS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• MILF