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Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CHICKEN SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder AUTOFELLATIO characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid YOU WANKER, sudden DILDO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements P'KANG or NAZI vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CAMEL JOCKEY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may I'LL RAPE YOU include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken JERRY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GOD DAMMIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNTRAG DICKFACE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNT utterFUCKance of socially PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JESUS FUCKING CHRIST television programs to address BUTTFUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

SMEG Tourette's is FUCKTARD not to be JIGGABOO confused with ASSFACE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WANK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TWISTY VAGINA random PEDOPHILIA disorientation, culturally-KIKE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PISS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CAMEL FUCKER language, IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PAKI COCKING FUCKBOROUGH of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky D'OH souvenir shoppes and massive SEMEN quantities RUSTY TROMBONE of ANAL DIABETES BOYCOTT VIACOM! garbage.

Darnit.

A AUTOFELLATIO Polite Note to the SHITE Author:

The COCK Tourette's EPIDIDYMIS Research Institute was ANUSCAKE founded to NIGNOG.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JACK OFF article BASTARD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SUCK MY COCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASSFACE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CAPTAIN CRUNCH Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SHITE Tourrette's sufferers BOOBIES swear. You can MONKEY SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame I WILL END YOU! TV, for always focusing on the PISS ARTIST bad side of a terrible CRAPMUNCHER thing.
  • The main SONNY BILL WILLIAMS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUM involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SONNY BILL WILLIAMS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small RIGHT WING knee GOD DAMMIT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FUCKWIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GYPSY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JACK ABRAMOFF school for OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CRAP sufferers to become SHITTY manically depressed and CUNT CRAPPER commit RAT'S COCK suicide.
  • There is no SOD cure, and the URINE-GARGLING drugs that are available to, "calm" the TITS tics often have adverse SAGGY TITS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PORCUPINE'S BALLS perodol" which caused my entire DICK body to go IT'S OVER 9000! numb and PISS OFF basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKING A it is without the AUTOFELLATIO drug.

I am an active member of a WETBACK tourette syndrome IT'S OVER 9000! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITE the BOOBS public view of Tourettes as a "SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ANAL much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUNTYMINTS sorry for JERK OFF "hi-jacking" your PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DOM DeLUISE this that really SEX annoys me. I am working towards a CUNTRAG better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DEVELOPERS! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PISS, and making fun of a HOSER horrible disorder is (not) CRACKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DOUCHE time.

Best ASSHAT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WOMEN'S RIGHTS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese HUMAN RIGHTS reply

As NORTH KOREA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FREEDOM OF SPEECH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill LHASA Westerners show is not an MONASTERIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DISSIDENTS degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHT WING countries. When showing STUDENT MOVEMENT right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONASTERIES in countries PANCHEN LAMA leadership, those problems does not MONGOLIANS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CENSORSHIP byproduct of your DALAI LAMA capitalist society POISON IN TOOTHPASTE.

Li Chiang “CAPITALISM” Wen

P.S. HADJI Regards to Andrew WIENER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The PUSSY bastard who wrote this article. You can ASSRAMMER punch him if you FUCKHEAD want to.

As a UNITED KINGDOM Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this BRITAIN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the INBRED saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my ASSRAPING intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA to PISS OFF cure PISS OFF MY ASS the RUSKIE Tourette's DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DONKEY PUNCHER for BUTT-HEAD Tourette's DOUCHE NAZI Syndrome BULLSHIT is GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS following FUCKBAG these SHITCOCK rules BONG in FUCKER order:

  • 1: Avoid ASSCRACK immature CHICKEN SHIT little HELLFUCKER kids,
  • 2: Count to I'LL RAPE YOU within ALEX TREBEK 10 FEMADOMseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your ASSWIPE GOBSHITE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! nor DAMN talk,
  • 4: Tell SUCK MY DICK yourself you HELL don't HELL have ASSCRACK this ASS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASS WITH NASTY WIKIPEDIA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKTARD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the YOU WANKER last straw BALLS!

I fucking put MONKEY SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SAMUEL L. JACKSON the TOP OF BITCH THIS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BEANER offensive. BUGGER OFF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to THERE IS A CABAL people who try FRITZ to battle WIGGER'HORSE SHIT that tight-ass JACKASS 17-year-{{expletive|1}—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BEAVER it now, but someone said TITMOUSE' TOWELHEAD DOG SHIT'SEMEN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! is a laughing SHIT matter. Plus there WANK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKWIT Uncyclopedia, there are CLUSTER FUCK articles WILLY WONKA about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DAMN IT stuff. So CUNT that means TITS stop getting mad at the FUCKTARD first part too and HELL talking about the DICKHEAD letter that it's DICKLICK mocking (what BEANER letter? I don't even know what FUCKFACE the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASS hi self BALL SACK even made a really PRICK good point. "It's SUCK MY COCK nothing more BANGKOK from a head nod to a COMMUNIST DILDO knee tick". SCUMBAG. Which I'll add JACKASS onto DOUCHING saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PUSSYLICKER suffer that NIGNOG much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DAMMIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BUGFUCK be, because if I were a SEMEN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article COCKGOBLIN hilarious. If you PAKI Want facts, go on JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ARSE be offended, don't read BOLLOCKS the freaking SHIT article anyway.

FUCKWIT FUCKING HOMO BOOBIES MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITCOCK NAZI PEDOPHILIA DICKHEAD SHITTY

NAZI SHIT HOSER CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKWIT NAZI CHUFF COON FUCK ASS CANNED QUOTE WANKSPLAT FUCK COCK PRICK WOP JACK OFF HADJI ASSHAT WANK BULLSHIT FUCK INBRED FUCKING CRAPMUNCHER NEGRO SHITSLINGING NIGGER ASS ARSE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY RAT'S ASS PUSSYLICKER RUSKIE ASS FUCKING A FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT PUNANI FUCK YOU KIKE ASSWIPE BUGGER SEMEN CUNT SHITE ASS FASCIST SHOOP DA WHOOP BELGIUM DICKFACE GANGBANG PECKERHEAD THERE IS A CABAL RAT'S ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NECROPHILIA MOCKIE WALRUS SHIT NAZI ASSWIPE TIMBER NIGGER SUITCASE PENIS HOMO FUCKTARD DICK CRAPPY SHITPISSER BITCH WINDOWS VISTA BIRD SHIT WOP TOWELHEAD CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS [expletive deleted] YOU SUCK BALLS FUCK A DUCK BOOBS BITCH ASS FASCIST BALLS BITCH DIPSHIT SHITE RAGHEAD DYKE INBRED FUCK SHITSKIN WOODPECKERSHIT BUKKAKE BIRD SHIT NIPPLES PISS ARTIST ALEX TREBEK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! WHORE BELGIUM BASTARD BRUSH MA TEETH FROG'S FAT ASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CUNT DAMN JOHN ELWAY FUCK FUCK POLACK RUSTY TROMBONE PISS JACKASS SHIT PENIS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITFACE PENIS FEMADOM WANK FUCK P'KANG SHITFACE SLOPE PISS ARTIST TRANNY FUCKSTAIN HELL FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH BANGKOK RUSTY TROMBONE UNICORNS VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKHEAD ASSFACE FUCK BASTARD LET'S SHIT SHIT SUCK A BIG DICK BUTT PIRATE GOD DAMMIT INBRED MALARKY NEGRO SHITHEAD FUCK OFF SEX SHITE I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! FUCKER SUCK MY DICK BASTARD FUCKWIT DICK TITS TITS & DICKS FUCK OFF FEATURED BATHING SUIT AREA JOHN SMILEY FACE CHALICE BASTARD BUDDHIST MONK YOU WANKER FUCK DIPSHIT GENITALIA POLAK FUCKWIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS POLESMOKER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA HELLFIRE FLYING FUCK SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD GANGBANG CUNT ARSE FRIG HELL CARPET MUNCHER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH TIT DIRT ORGASM HELL CUNT DUMBASS DAMN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DILDO POOPOO HOCKEY SHITE HEIL HITLER! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITE HELL BUTTFUCKER FUCKING INBRED CUNT SHIT CRAPMUNCHER RAPE GOD DAMN RAPE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CAMEL JOCKEY JACKASS PENIS DUMBASS CRAPFUCKER HELL WILLY WONKA LET'S SHIT pen0r IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD RUSTY TROMBONE BALL SACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GOD DAMMIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITFUCKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCK YOU CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK FUCK OFF SHAKOPEE GANGBANG BASTARD FUCKING SUCK A BIG DICK KIKE [expletive deleted] WANKER DIPSHIT SOD BOLLOCKS HO VAGINA FUCKFACE ASSCRACK BITCH SHIT CUNT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! RAT'S COCK RAT'S COCK BASTARD ASSFACE PENIS KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 QUEEF FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMN PORCH MONKEY JERK OFF ASSCRACK PEARL NECKLACE WOODPECKERSHIT BASTARD DOUCHEBAG GRINGO PECKERHEAD PEEPEE CUNT SHAKOPEE REBECCA BLACK WANK SLOPE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CLEMEN FRENCH TICKLER NIGGER HELL DUNE COON WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? GYPSY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DICKLICK NICARAGUA BUGFUCK DAGO FEMADOM GIVING HEAD ASS BLOWJOB MILF FUCKFACE TITWANK DAMMIT MONKEY SHIT LET'S SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BITCH CUNT ORGASM BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER HORSE PENIS FUCKWIT FUCK MOTHERFUCKER PISS BEAVER JACKASS DIPSHIT WOP CRACKER MASTURBATION WALRUS SHIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKER MONKEY'S UNCLE EXTRA LONG PENIS SAND NIGGER SHITSLINGING SNUFF PORN RAT'S COCK PORCH MONKEY FUCK SHIT FELLATIO FEWMETS WARNER MUSIC GROUP JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK GOBSHITE PEARL NECKLACE SAND NIGGER RAGHEAD FUCKTARD DUMBASS PENISFUCK FUCKING COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HAIL SATAN! HATE HATE HAT JACKASS SHIT FUCK A DUCK DONKEY DICK JUNGLE BUNNY lowercase ABORTIONS FOR ALL ANAL THONG TASTER POMMIE SON OF A BITCH SUCK COCKS IN HELL! PRICK LIMEY JACKASS HELL BASTARD LET'S SHIT HOSER DOUCHEBAG FRITZ FUCKFACE DICKWAD PAKI BIRD IN THE HOUSE DILDO JIZZ TURD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNNILINGUS FUCK A DUCK SHITE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKSTAIN SEX SCUMBAG GOD DAMMIT PEARL NECKLACE FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF MY ANUS IS BLEEDING AMERICA ONLINE FOUR-EYES PIG SHITE FUCK YOU BIG FOOT SHITSLINGING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FRENCH TICKLER CHAV MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN SHITE ASSWIPE CROTCH DAMN BITCH WIKIPEDIA FUCK CUNNILINGUS CHAV DONALD RUMSFELD COCKSHITTER PUSSYLICKER CLEVELAND STEAMER FEWMETS FUCK DICK CHICKEN CHING CHONG CHINK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BITCH JOHN SMILEY FACE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ASSHOLE KIKE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TWAT FUCK A DUCK REDSKIN EUROIPODS FRENCH TICKLER CRAP HORSE SHIT WIGGER SOD OFF MASTURBATION SHITSLINGING ASSHOLE FUCK OFF CHINK CUNT PORCH MONKEY FRIG BUTTFUCKER FUCKFUCKFUCK WANK BAT FUCK INSANE <option weight=15>I WILL KILL YOU! FRITZ WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK YOU GENITALIA JACK OFF ASS GOD DAMN CUNT FENCE JUMPER JOHNNY SHITSLINGING WANK ASSHAT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RANDY TRAVIS DICKLICK TITS CUNTRAG LIMEY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASSHAT FUCK MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! FIST FUCK POO POO BLOWJOB TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITHEAD JACKASS SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CUNT WANK SHITE ORGASM RAPE REDSKIN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKING A NAZI JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCKWIT MOCKIE BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS GOOK DICKHEAD FUCKER BLOWJOB HEIL HITLER! CRAPMUNCHER BIRD IN THE HOUSE BOON FUCKTARD YID TIT SPRINKLES JAP COCK MILF HO FUCK OFF KAFFIR SHITHEAD FROG BITCH BALLS WALRUS SHIT FRAK O KURWA! [Insert swear here] FUCKING HELL GOOK MILF BITCH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH FELLATIO I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE SCUMBUCKET FUCKING FUCKFUCKER URINE-GARGLING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA OH SHI– DIRTY SANCHEZ [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] WANK NIPPLES BUTTFUCKER DAMN IT AUTOFELLATIO RAGHEAD NIGGER TITS FRAK HOT GRITS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITCUNTING CAPTAIN CRUNCH COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink POMMIE BITCH INCEST BITCH PISS OFF LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD POLAK I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST WIKIPEDIA FEWMETS CHING CHONG CHINK CUM D'OH GOD DAMN SHITFUCKER PISS OFF BOOBS MOZILLA FIREFOX BUGGER OFF DAGO SPUNK BASTARD ASSRAPING DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT POLAK HORSE SHIT TITMOUSE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHITTY CUNTSWILLING FUCK YOU WHORE FUCKER LET'S SHIT HENTAI LET'S SHIT ASSRAMMER PRICK I RAPE WALRUSES! CUNT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD MONKEY'S UNCLE NAZI ASSHOLE SEMEN CUNTYMINTS CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITBALLS FUCKER TITWANK FUCKFUCKFUCK ASS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! RAGHEAD BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BASTARD TENTACLE RAPE PEARL NECKLACE SHITFUCKER WALRUS SHIT PISS UP MY ARSE YOGHURT CANNON WEHATEMARIO SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SON OF A BITCH CLUSTER FUCK PAGE BLANKING BALL SACK CAMEL FUCKER DOUCHING ASS ARSEBADGERS ASSFACE SHITTY ASSHOLE SHITE SEMEN DAMMIT HORSE SHIT TWISTY VAGINA MALARKY BUTT PIRATE MOLDY TITS COCK Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JACKASS and with the JACKASS and his FUCKING JUMP! of girraffes in which HELL while reading about CAPTAIN CRUNCH!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A ALLIGATOR Polite Note to the DRUNK Author:

I am FLORIDA 17 years old and HURRICANE have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your MARLINS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it WHITE PEOPLE removed or changed as soon as RACISM possible.

Let me tell you BEER about FLORIDA MAN Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of RACISM Tourettes sufferers JAGUARS ALLIGATORS DRUNK PEOPLE swear. You can BEER blame television for always focusing on the TRUMP 2020 bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of ALLIGATOR Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or BEER "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee MAGA jerk. Tourettes is no TAMPA BAY laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at ALLIGATOR school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become BEER depressed and commit suicide. There is no SWAMP cure, and the WHITE PEOPLE drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SWAMP side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which DRUNK PEOPLE caused my entire ALLIGATOR body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FLORIDA drug. I am an active FLORIDA member of a BEER tourette syndrome association and JAGUARS I am making steps towards MARLINS eradicating the public BEER view of Tourettes as a I SAW SOMEONE GET EATEN BY AN ALLIGATOR ACROSS THE STREET "swearing" disorder, because it is BEER much much more.

I am sorry BEER for "hi-jacking" your entry on ALLIGATORS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FLORIDA that really RACISM annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all TRUMP 2020 tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by WHITE PEOPLE editing this ALLIGATORS article. Remember, everything SWAMP here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is ALLIGATOR BEER WHITE PEOPLE TRUMP 2020 RACISM SWAMP not funny at all.

Thank you RACISM for your JAGUAR time.

Best RACISM regards,

Phil

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FUCK YOU Modusoperandi! YOU'RE a faggot! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'd like to TITFUCK your ASS!

Remember, children; you is what you is! There is no evolution, just a list of creatures I allow to live! ;)
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This article is FROG'S FAT ASS funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its ASS subject. If you do not find it funny BITCH, it is probably because you are an INBRED DICK CHICKEN ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. PORCUPINE'S BALLS If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a FUDGEPACKER joke loses its humour BULLSHIT when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so DAMN IT ignorant, then you wouldn't have SHITCUNTING needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! GO COUNT YOUR DICK BITCH DICKFACE OSTRICH MY ASS QUEEF!!!!!I <3 COCK
Common mental illnesses

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Fundamental Stereotypes
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