Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CUNT'BEAVER'INBRED'CUNTSWILLING'POLESMOKER'FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK'WANK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a BOYCOTT VIACOM! look at the SEMEN talk page of this FUCK YOU article for notes or discussion before DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TITTIES neurochemical FUCK disorder DAMN IT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GOD DAMN, sudden WANKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA or CUNT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BALL SACK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK OFF include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKHEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA LET'S SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SMEG MOTHERFUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous VENEREAL DISEASE utterFUCKance of socially CHING CHONG CHINK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MOTHERFUCKER television programs to address SAGGY TITS Tourette's syndrome.

JOHNNY Tourette's is NIPPLES not to be PUSSY confused with HOSER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DAMN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNT random BASTARD disorientation, culturally-CUNT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GRIS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DAMN IT language, DILDO and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TAMPONS RAT'S ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky D'OH souvenir shoppes and massive JERRY quantities WIGGER of ANAL DIABETES AUTOFELLATIO garbage.

Darnit.

A FROG'S FAT ASS Polite Note to the PRICK Author:

The DUMBASS Tourette's DAMN Research Institute was PRICK founded to DONKEY DICK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DOG SHIT article BLOWJOB funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SEMEN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKWIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKSTAIN Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITSLINGING Tourrette's sufferers TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! swear. You can GYPSY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BUGFUCK TV, for always focusing on the SHIT bad side of a terrible SHITHEAD thing.
• The main NORTH KOREA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CONDOMS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'INBRED' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BEANER knee RAGHEAD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DONGSHOVER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SALISBURY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FEWMETS school for HOMO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MONKEY BALLS sufferers to become FUCKTARD manically depressed and ASSHOLE commit DAMN suicide.
• There is no PRICK cure, and the NAZI drugs that are available to, "calm" the CAMEL JOCKEY tics often have adverse SHITFACE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna I'LL RAPE YOU perodol" which caused my entire LENS CRAFTERS body to go FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS numb and TRANNY basically made it NIGGA! worse than FIRECROTCH it is without the BITCH drug.

I am an active member of a SCROTUM tourette syndrome FUCK OFF association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA the PIECE OF SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "PISS ARTIST swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PORCH MONKEY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUNT sorry for AUTOFELLATIO "hi-jacking" your HELLFIRE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TURD this that really SHITCOCK annoys me. I am working towards a pen0r better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this I WILL KILL YOU! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASS, and making fun of a SHIT LIKE A HORSE horrible disorder is (not) CUNT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSHAT time.

Best GRINGO regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DUMBASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GOOGLE reply

As NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MINORITIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an CHINA IS CAPITALIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHRISTIANITY degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHT WING countries. When showing GOOGLE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust LHASA in countries VOTE leadership, those problems does not TAIWAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIENANMEN SQUARE byproduct of your CHINA IS CAPITALIST capitalist society RIGHT WING.

Li Chiang “RIVER CRABS SUCK” Wen

P.S. I'LL RAPE YOU Regards to Andrew SHITTY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The FUCKTARD bastard who wrote this article. You can BULLSHIT punch him if you BULLSHIT want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIV NEGATIVE article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock UNITED KINGDOM offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the KAFFIR saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my CUNTRAG intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine GOD DAMN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BULLCRAP and FUCKHEAD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with HONKY music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BAND WITH 4 ROSIE O'DONNELL MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WIENER HORSE! GOD DAMN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO GOD DAMN'S HOUSE

How CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM to DESU cure FUCKSTAIN the FRED PHELPS Tourette's SOD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CRAP ON A STICK for FUCK Tourette's ASSFACE Syndrome TITS is PORCUPINE'S BALLS following BLUMPKIN these SON OF A BITCH rules DICK TITS in ASS order:

• 1: Avoid GOBSHITE immature SUCK MY DICK little PENIS kids,
• 2: Count to PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT within BIGNOSE 10 RAT'S COCKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your RAPE KIKE JIZZ nor FUCKHEAD talk,
• 4: Tell CHINK yourself you FRIG don't DILDO have FUCKER this ARSEBADGERS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TITS WITH NASTY EXTRA LONG PENIS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the GOD DAMN last straw SHITE!

I fucking put ASSCRACK' my comment at the TOP OF THE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JOHNNY the TOP OF CLEMEN THIS CUNTRAG ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DAMMIT offensive. MACACA. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HOMO people who try HELL to battle ASSBANDIT'GIVING HEAD that tight-ass YOU WANKER 17-year-ANAL—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find INBRED it now, but someone said JACKASS SHIT' BASTARD JACKASS'FUCKFACE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DAMNED TABERNACLE is a laughing GENITALIA matter. Plus there SONNY BILL WILLIAMS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DIRTY SANCHEZ Uncyclopedia, there are CANNED QUOTE articles DOG SHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HORSE SHIT stuff. So NEGRO that means COCK stop getting mad at the DAGO first part too and DAMN talking about the FRENCH TICKLER letter that it's SHITCOCK mocking (what FUCK letter? I don't even know what JUNGLE BUNNY the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUDGEPACKER hi self SHITE even made a really SHITSLINGING good point. "It's MILF nothing more EPIDIDYMIS from a head nod to a LIMEY knee tick". 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0. Which I'll add ALF onto MASTURBATION saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't [EXPLETIVE] suffer that TAMPON IN MY ASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BOOBS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TOSSER be, because if I were a SHITTY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CHOAD KISSER hilarious. If you SHIT Want facts, go on FUCKSTAIN Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM be offended, don't read SHIT the freaking PISS ARTIST article anyway.

HELL FUCKING A NIGNOG CLUSTERFUCK CLUSTERFUCK REBECCA BLACK [expletive deleted] RAPE DAMN IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

MOTHERFUCKER REDNECK FRENCH TICKLER SHITFACE MOLDY TITS TITWANK DICK CHICKEN LIMEY FUCK BANGKOK RAPE FRIG CONAN O'BRIAN PEDOPHILIA PORCH MONKEY IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BOOBIES TAMPON IN MY ASS JUSTIN BIEBER CUNT DONKEY DICK WANKER FUCK BATHING SUIT AREA URINE-GARGLING RAT'S ASS PISS OFF MY ASS DOUCHE WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKTARD BASTARD JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKSTAIN [Insert silly non-swear here] INJUN MILF SHITTY SUITCASE PENIS BUKKAKE TWAT REBECCA BLACK SHIT FUCKING A DYKE SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BIGNOSE DAMN CRACKER DUMBASS HELL PORCUPINE'S BALLS SOD OFF JACKASS GOOGLE SLOPE POLESMOKER DAMN JACKASS TAMPONS JERRY FLAMING ASS BADGER WANKER HELL BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SPUNK FUCK OFF BOOBS NEGRO SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BULLSHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCK YOU LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BLOWJOB DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WIENER SHITSLINGING POMMIE BASTARD ASSHAT FUCKHEAD ASSWIPE DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE POOPY 666 BALL SACK CUNT MOZILLA FIREFOX CLUSTERFUCK LGBT RIGHTS SUGARTITS LOGJAMMER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT WIGGER ASS FUCKTARD TURD SHITFUCKER SHITE CHENEY I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY FUCKWIT ARSE SOD OFF ASSHOLE ORGASM FUCK BONER COCKSUCKER SPUNK HELL ASSCRACK PUSSYLICKER ASSFACE FOUR-EYES DAGO SHIT PEARL NECKLACE [expletive deleted] ASSFACE CHINK TWAT LENS CRAFTERS HO WANK FUCKSTAIN DIPSHIT CRAP PISS ARTIST HORSE PENIS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ARSEBADGERS DAMN UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! BLUMPKIN FUCKTARD TITS & DICKS RECTUM RAIDER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA RANDY TRAVIS HELL TWAT DOUCHEBAG COCKSUCKER SHIT D'OH MOTHERFUCKER MACACA MOTHERFUCKER FRENCH TICKLER PENISBIRD DONALD RUMSFELD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST JACKASS SHIT SHIT DAMN YOU SUCK BALLS COCK HOSER NAZI TANK MAN FASHION BUG SMEG JACKASS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCKHEAD GOD DAMN BOB SAGET MOCCASINS FUCKING JACKASS SHIT TESTICLE CHOKE CAMEL JOCKEY MOCKIE NORTH KOREA GOD DAMN BASTARD PUSSY NIPPLES MACACA BEAVER FUCK OFF SPANK THE MONKEY JACKASS SHIT CHINK SHITFUCKER HELL DAMN INCEST NIGGER HELL SHITSLINGING PISSHOLE NECROPHILIA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JACK ABRAMOFF COCKSHITTER JESSE McCARTNEY PISSHOLE NIGGER FLYING FUCK ASSWIPE BUTT-HEAD CROTCH SHITHEAD DAMN FELCHING DOG FUCKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SEX MOLDY TITS DIPSHIT ASS SPICY CUNT FUCK JACK OFF MASTURBATION CRAPMUNCHER WIKIPEDIA MY ANUS IS BLEEDING TWAT NIGGER FUCKFACE FUCK OFF KIKE DAMN DICKLICK GO COUNT YOUR DICK PISS ARTIST FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER DICKFACE ASSHAT KRAUT SHIT SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE suck my mothers PIG DYKE WANK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR WIENER DAMN CLUSTERFUCK BRITNEY INCEST HELL HAIL SATAN! WIKIPEDIA TITWANK MASTURBATION CONAN O'BRIAN RAGHEAD LET'S SHIT JAP PUSSY CUNTYMINTS SAND NIGGER TIMBER NIGGER HELL DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PISS CHRIST OF TABERNACLE DOG FUCKER SEX BUGFUCK CUM BAD MOTHERFUCKER BITCH FASHION BUG WANK SHITFACE BOOBIES FUCKTARD GANGBANG FUCK MOTHERFUCKER CLEMEN TITTIES FUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO BUTTFUCKER VAGINA WHORE GOD DAMMIT FUCKER FELCHING FUCKTARD POMMIE ORGASM URINE-GARGLING KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 CUNT WANK ASS INBRED GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK DILDO BOYCOTT VIACOM! DICK CHICKEN PISS OFF MY ASS MAMA MIA PISS ARTIST JERK OFF FAG FUCKTARD BOOBS ASS BASTARD BUGFUCK D'OH SLOPE WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? FASHION BUG WIGGER [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] SHITPISSER BUGFUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JACKASS SHIT PISS OFF FAGGOT ASSHAT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS VAGINA BUDDHIST MONK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON NIGNOG FLYING RAT'S ASS CLUSTERFUCK JACKASS FRAK FLYING RAT'S ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DAMN WANKER RUSKIE VAGINA DAMN IT POLAK GOD DAMMIT BOON FUCKING ASSHOLE COMMUNIST DILDO ASSHAT BIRD SHIT GOD DAMMIT SMEG DIPSHIT PUSSY INCEST RAT'S ASS TESTICLE CHOKE HELL DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SUCK MY DICK GOD BLESS AMERICA YOU WANKER ASSFACE SHITFUCKER GRAPE PENIS TOSSER TWAT WOP CAMEL FUCKER SHITHEAD CUNTSWILLING FRITZ BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA JERK OFF SPANK THE MONKEY BUTT-HEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! FUCK DAMN GOBSHITE DICK CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST BASTARD lowercase SAGGY TITS VENEREAL DISEASE JENKEM FIRECROTCH DUMBASS BALLS FUCK NIPPLES FUCKFACE BITCH FOUR-EYES FUCKTARD GREASER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK [Insert silly non-swear here] NIPPLES EAT MY SHIT! BITCH GO HOME AND DIE FUCKWIT CUNT FLYING FUCK LAKE TITICACA FUCKFACE BITCH LAKE TITICACA JAP COMMUNIST DILDO BITCH FIST FUCK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS HELL VENEREAL DISEASE CRAPMUNCHER COCKGOBLIN BASTARD [expletive deleted] TITTYWANK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PISS TITTIES SHITTING DICK NIPPLES JERK OFF BASTARD ASS LICKER ASSHOLE MICK BITCH FUCKFACE LET'S SHIT NICARAGUA AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS BITCH DUMBASS CLUSTERFUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WEHATEMARIO FIST FUCK FUCKING LIMEY HOMO TITS & DICKS POLESMOKER ASSRAMMER MOTHERFUCKER FEWMETS CLUSTERFUCK FUCKFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BASTARD WILLY WONKA DILDO TOSSER POLESMOKER DOUCHEBAG SUCK MY COCK RAT'S COCK I AM CORNHOLIO! BOLLOCKS DICK IN A BOX NAZI BULLSHIT TOTAL DARTH VADER FUCKING A HONKY DICKHEAD FUCKTARD SPUNK FUCKING A O KURWA! GOD DAMN CUNTYMINTS PISS ARTIST INBRED HOMO JERRY POLACK ALF NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DOUCHETITS ART METAL PRODUCTS GOD DAMMIT YOGHURT CANNON MARCH OF FLAMES DICK TITWANK COMMUNIST DILDO EMO SHITFACE ARSEBADGERS DICKWAD POTTYMOUTH NIGNOG TWAT REDSKIN FUCKTARD ASSHOLE FU SPANG JESSE McCARTNEY FUCK YOU RAT'S COCK SHITSKIN JIGGABOO CUNTSWILLING FUCKSTAIN CUNT FUCK ASS FASCIST CLIT FUCKING HITLER ORGASM NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FELLATIO CUNTBUCKET BULLSHIT MR WINKLER IS GAY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASSHAT TENTACLE RAPE SHITFACE KAFFIR [expletive deleted] POMMIE MICK MOSES DICKWAD JERK OFF SUCK A BIG DICK YOU WANKER DIRTY SANCHEZ CC PLZ RAPE D'OH SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DAMMIT PUSSY RAT'S ASS FLAMING ASS BADGER DOODIE HEAD TIT SPRINKLES SPANK THE MONKEY JOHNNY ASS LICKER SHITHEAD JAP PISSHOLE JENKEM PUSSYLICKER ASS FUCKTARD WILLY WONKA LOGJAMMER CHOAD ASSHAT SHIT FOUR-EYES MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PRICK [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] PIGFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BUGGER OFF FUCKSTAIN SHITE DRAMA REDSKIN COON DONKEY DICK ASSHAT FAGGOT RAGHEAD BOOBS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASSRAPING SHITTY SMEG FUCKHEAD MARCH OF FLAMES CUNT TWAT KRAUT PRICK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CUNT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK POTTYMOUTH TITWANK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JACKASS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS CHICKEN FRIES DUMBASS JACKASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE POLESMOKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER BULLCRAP NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DYKE FUCKWIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKSTAIN JOHN ELWAY FIRECROTCH CLUSTERFUCK CRAPPY DICKLICK SHIT BUTT-HEAD TURD POLACK SHITPISSER FUCKER DIPSHIT DUNE COON PIECE OF SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK ALEX TREBEK CHOAD BASTARD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKING A SACRED PRICK DARTH VADER FUCK PISS CHIGGER AMERICA ONLINE PISS OFF CHUFF ASSCRACK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCK NUGGET QUEEF SHITE ASSHAT SON OF A BITCH ASSCRACK MONKEY SHIT CHOAD KISSER ASS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SEMEN DICK FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD PISS UP MY ARSE SHITCUNTING EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM GOD DAMMIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BOLLOCKS NIPPLES DOUCHEBAG CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHITTY SCROTUM BLOWJOB POMMIE CUNNILINGUS HONKY FUCKFACE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA THONG TASTER BIRD SHIT TENTACLE RAPE SACRAMENTO COMMUNIST DILDO DONKEY DICK CLEMEN BEANER FUCKER COCK JIZZ TITS PUSSY TWAT I'LL RAPE YOU SON OF A BITCH ASSFACE PEEPEE GOD DAMN COMMUNISM IS STUPID BUKKAKE MONKEY SHIT INCEST DAMN DOUCHEBAG GOATSE SHIT DAMN ASSRAPING CHIGGER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BLOWJOB CHRISTMAS TREES FAGGOT FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE COMMUNIST DILDO TITS WHORE ASSHAT DAMN IT ANAL DUNE COON FLYING FUCK JACKASS SHIT PUSSY BLOWJOB FUCKING A INBRED CROTCH HELL GENITALIA MASTURBATION GOBSHITE LET'S SHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DICK LAKE TITICACA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMMIT PENIS GOD DAMN RANDY TRAVIS BITCH SCUMBAG ASS JERK OFF TOWELHEAD HELL BITCH NECROPHILIA JUMPING JESUS!!! MICK BEAVER BULLCRAP ASSCRACK BITCH SHITE CRAPMUNCHER DICK CUNTBUCKET GIVING HEAD BRUSH MA TEETH SUGARTITS JERK OFF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN IT WANK LOGJAMMER FELCHING HAIL SATAN! TONY LA RUSSA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CHING CHONG CHINK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNTRAG NECROPHILIA BITCH BALL SACK COCK BASTARD CROTCH BLISTERING BARNACLES TITWANK JAP TARTAR SAUCE BUTTFUCKER SHITBALLS FUCK OFF TWAT GOD DAMMIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASS FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE SHITE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS RUSKIE JIZZ BULLSHIT CLIT SHITTY KIKE SEX PISS WANK CUNT SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE CUNT FROG'S FAT ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS HO HI, BILLY MAYS HERE INBRED WILLY WONKA DICKHEAD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP RUSKIE BALLS FRENCH TICKLER TURD DIPSHIT FUCK SHITSKIN GO COUNT YOUR DICK SACRED ARSE CHRISTHUMPER FLYING FUCK DAMN SHITFUCKER CUM DAMMIT WANK MOTHERFUCKER HITLER COCK DICKLICK HUMAN RIGHTS SUCK MY COCK FLYING FUCK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS RAT'S COCK MONGOLIANS STEVE BALLMER JUNGLE BUNNY SHITE WIKIPEDIA FENCE JUMPER TOURETTE'S SYNDROME P'KANG PORCUPINE'S BALLS NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! TWAT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNTSWILLING ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DEMOCRACY HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY FELCHING FUCK PEDOPHILIA PEARL NECKLACE HOSER JUNGLE BUNNY SAMUEL L. JACKSON FRED PHELPS WINDOWS VISTA SHIT TITMOUSE CUNT CRAPPER FUCKHEAD BITCH PISS ARTIST CONDOMS SHIT LIKE A HORSE PENISBIRD ASSFACE ASSHAT NECROPHILIA JOHN SMILEY FACE BUKKAKE SON OF A BITCH SHITSLINGING PANCHEN LAMA BALLS BASTARD ASSWIPE ASSHOLE ALF [expletive deleted] SHITTY FUCKFACE SHIT SHITHEAD TITS & DICKS BAT FUCK INSANE PENIS ON A BUN PRICK MONKEY'S UNCLE CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKTARD GOD DAMN TWO-INCH PENIS TUBA BUTTFUCKER RECTUM RAIDER FAGGOT PISS ARTIST GOD DAMN DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN NIHILISM CRAP NI FUCKWIT MILF D'OH SHITFACE ANUSCAKE CUNTING ASSCRACK CHUFF FUCK YOU SHITCUNTING HOMO CAMEL JOCKEY SACRAMENTO NICARAGUA TITS & DICKS MALL SANTA CLUSTERFUCK DICKWAD FUCKSTAIN PUSSY WIKIPEDIA FUCK YOU ASSWIPE ASSHAT CLIT COCKSMOKER CUNT BITCH AUTOFELLATIO SHIT FUCK OFF DAMN FUCK OFF DICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WANKER CLEVELAND STEAMER PEEPEE WETBACK SHITBALLS ASS FLYING FUCK FUCK DYKE PENIS ON A STICK BULLSHIT FUCK OFF TOSSER CUNT BOLLOCKS SHITE BULLSHIT PISS ARTIST SHITSLINGING JUNGLE BUNNY DAMN Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FOUR-EYES BALLS SOD OFF FUCK OFF GANGBANG DOG SHIT SHITBALLS BUTT-HOLE SEX JERRY GIVING HEAD PUSSY PIECE OF SHIT FUCKSTAIN GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKFACE BONER NAZI MONKEY SHIT PRICK ASS LICKER PISS ARTIST FAG HOMO NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK FROG DONKEY DICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ABO PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN FUCK PIGFUCKER DEVELOPERS! OH SHI– JERK OFF HORSE SHIT CLIT TAMPONS ASSCRACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HUEY P. NEWTON ASSHOLE PISS ARTIST BIRD IN THE HOUSE I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH HO CHIGGER FUCKTARD BULLCRAP VAGINA FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS ASS SON OF A BITCH CLEMEN SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FLYING FUCK GOBSHITE BOLLOCKS NAZI DEVELOPERS! CAMEL JOCKEY GO HOME AND DIE BOOBS FUCK FEMADOM SHITTY ASS BUGGER SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES CHIGGER PIECE OF SHIT DAMN IT NORTH KOREA SEMEN CUNT BASKETBALL BATHING SUIT AREA FENCE JUMPER IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! WANKSPLAT DYKE SHITSKIN EMO MALL SANTA DIRTY SANCHEZ LOGJAMMER TITWANK DAMN IT MARCH OF FLAMES FUCKING CUNT UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY CRACKER RANDY TRAVIS CONDOMS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SUITCASE PENIS INCEST SHITBALLS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TITWANK SAMUEL L. JACKSON SAMUEL L. JACKSON CHINK SHITFUCKER DUMBASS FUCKING YOU WANKER FASHION BUG THONG TASTER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU WOP FUCK SMEG FELLATIO DAMN ASSFACE COCK BUGFUCK SHITFUCKER TESTICLE CHOKE SUCK MY COCK DICKFACE DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! TITS FUCKSTAIN [expletive deleted] FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKSTAIN SOD SAND NIGGER FENCE JUMPER BALLS VAGINA SHITTY ASS TITS & DICKS REDSKIN WIENER GANGBANG BUGFUCK JOHN ELWAY WHORE PEDOPHILIA WIENER BITCH FUCK OFF SHIT DUMBASS DICKHEAD ASSHOLE BOOBS CUNT ORGASM MOZILLA FIREFOX FAGGOT RAT'S COCK LOLCAT DICKHEAD BEAVER GIVING HEAD BASTARD COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FELLATIO TRANNY FUCKSTAIN WANK POLACK FUCKFACE BULLSHIT NECROPHILIA DONALD RUMSFELD GOATSE WANKER JIZZ RUSKIE COCKSHITTER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FEMADOM and with the SHITE and his FUCKWIT of girraffes in which JACK ABRAMOFF while reading about FUCKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• JOHN SMILEY FACE