Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FEWMETS'COCK'ASSHAT'BUGGER'BONG'WIKIPEDIA'I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DONKEY PUNCHER neurochemical FUCK disorder YOUR MOM characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JACKASS, sudden NIGNOG m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BUTT-FOR-BRAINS or ASSCRACK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SON OF A BITCH in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated COCKSTUFFER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CHIGGER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DIRTY SANCHEZ by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSHOLE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! utterFUCKance of socially SOD OFF objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BUTTFUCKER television programs to address DAMN Tourette's syndrome.

LAKE TITICACA Tourette's is ASSRAPING not to be WALRUS SHIT confused with GOD DAMN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKHEAD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PUSSYLICKER random FENCE JUMPER disorientation, culturally-BONER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DICKFACE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SON OF A BITCH language, PENIS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places COCKGOBLIN MOTHERFUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BOOBIES souvenir shoppes and massive FLYING RAT'S ASS quantities COCKSUCKER of ANAL DIABETES LIKE FATHER LIKE SON garbage.

Darnit.

A SCUMBUCKET Polite Note to the FUCKSTAIN Author:

The CUNT Tourette's NECROPHILIA Research Institute was PUNANI founded to LET'S SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HI, BILLY MAYS HERE article ASSCRACK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GOD DAMN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BITCH changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about POLESMOKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ASSCRACK Tourrette's sufferers SUGARTITS swear. You can BOB SAGET blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DUMBASS TV, for always focusing on the 666 bad side of a terrible ASSFACE thing.
• The main IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are VAGINA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MONKEY SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HELL knee DICKHEAD NIGGER jerk.

• Tourettes is PISSHOLE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BITCH cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BASTARD school for WANK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SEX sufferers to become CUNT manically depressed and FUCKSTAIN commit NIGNOG suicide.
• There is no FUCK cure, and the FUCKTARD drugs that are available to, "calm" the POLESMOKER tics often have adverse EXTRA LONG PENIS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FENCE JUMPER perodol" which caused my entire NIPPLES body to go FROG'S FAT ASS numb and TENTACLE RAPE basically made it NIGGA! worse than BUGFUCK it is without the JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST drug.

I am an active member of a WALRUS SHIT tourette syndrome PISS ARTIST association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSHOLE the ASS public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKHEAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITE sorry for RECTUM RAIDER "hi-jacking" your GOD DAMMIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CHICKEN SHIT this that really DICKHEAD annoys me. I am working towards a SHITE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOT HEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FRED PHELPS, and making fun of a CUNT horrible disorder is (not) TWAT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CLUSTERFUCK time.

Best BAD MOTHERFUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “NAZI” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DISSIDENTS reply

As COMMUNISM IS STUPID Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT RIOTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHT WING Westerners show is not an PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIVER CRABS SUCK degenerate capitalist culture in those CHRISTIANITY countries. When showing RIGHT WING right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust AMERICA'S GREAT! in countries SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY leadership, those problems does not GRASS MUD HORSE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIENANMEN SQUARE byproduct of your SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “DISSIDENTS” Wen

P.S. DOT HEAD Regards to Andrew ELECTION Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can DAMN punch him if you GYPSY want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CONDOMS article. We have enough BRITAIN problems in this SALISBURY country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this CONDOMS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not KU KLUX KLAN white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DILDO saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my SONNY BILL WILLIAMS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine JACKASS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HADJI and HELL playing Roblox's Adopt Me with MOCCASINS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITSLINGING BAND WITH 4 AUTOFELLATIO MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MOCKIE HORSE! JACKASS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO JACKASS'S HOUSE

How MARCH OF FLAMES to BELLEND cure COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT the CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR Tourette's SECOND BALLS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DICK TITS for YUKY DOODY Tourette's FUCK Syndrome REDNECK is FROG following SHITE these DICKFACE rules FLYING FUCK in SUGARTITS order:

• 1: Avoid SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS immature JAP little SHIT kids,
• 2: Count to SHITHEAD within WIENER 10 BULLCRAPseconds,
• 3: Do not open your LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CRAP HAIL SATAN! nor LET'S SHIT talk,
• 4: Tell AUTOFELLATIO yourself you ASS don't WETBACK have THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! this HELL disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DEVELOPERS! WITH NASTY CUNTRAG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the JACKASS last straw BUGGER OFF!

I fucking put DAMN' my comment at the TOP OF THE HELL PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WIENER the TOP OF ABO THIS UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DUNE COON offensive. BUKKAKE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! people who try ASSHAT to battle SCUMBAG'CLUSTERFUCK that tight-ass CONAN O'BRIAN 17-year-SHITE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BEANER it now, but someone said TITWANK' ASSHOLE INJUN'PISS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING MOTHERFUCKER is a laughing NIGGER matter. Plus there ARSE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DOG FUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are MAMA MIA articles SHITFACE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching LIKE FATHER LIKE SON stuff. So FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA that means TRANNY stop getting mad at the HELL first part too and ASS talking about the CHAV letter that it's JUNGLE BUNNY mocking (what GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS letter? I don't even know what HORSE SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian PISSHOLE hi self SHITFACE even made a really HADJI good point. "It's DAMN IT nothing more ASSFACE from a head nod to a PISS ARTIST knee tick". CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON. Which I'll add HITLER onto CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BRITNEY suffer that KNOBJOCKEY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BLOWJOB it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GO HOME AND DIE be, because if I were a CONDOMS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TITS hilarious. If you GOD DAMN Want facts, go on FELCHING Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSWIPE be offended, don't read SHIT the freaking DOUCHETITS article anyway.

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TURD NAZI SHITFACE ASS FASCIST DOUCHE NAZI DAMMIT ASSRAPING PIG TWAT SHIT LIKE A HORSE COCKSMOKER CLUSTERFUCK ASSHOLE SHITTY RAPE DICK JERK OFF BITCH WOP SUCK MY COCK DICKFACE TOSSER JACKASS TWAT SHITFUCKER BALLS FELCHMONKEY FUCK OFF YOU WANKER LET'S SHIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK RAGHEAD PRICK CONDOMS SHIT RAT'S COCK FLYING FUCK RUSTY TROMBONE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITSLINGING HELL IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FIRECROTCH FENCE JUMPER GOD DAMN SPIC BALL SACK BALLS CHENEY FUCKSTAIN ART METAL PRODUCTS WANKSPLAT FELLATIO POOPOO WANKER AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! JERRY CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITTY CUNTBUCKET HONKY DOG SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BAD MOTHERFUCKER TITS JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK JACKASS ASSCRACK ARSE COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKING JUMP! HELL FELLATIO DOT HEAD CUNTRAG FUCKING JUMP! GOD DAMMIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM WANKSPLAT SHIT TAFFY SHITFACE CUNTSWILLING TITS FUCKSTAIN SHIT PEDOPHILIA PISSHOLE PIGS MIGHT FLY AAAAAAAAA! DAMN lowercase DIPSHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT BUGGER SHITTY HOMO ASSHOLE RAGHEAD DICK CHICKEN ASS HOLY DUMB FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY TITTIES LET'S SHIT PUSSY EXTRA LONG PENIS BELLEND 666 BULLSHIT GOVERNMENT FILTERS FELCHING I RAPE WALRUSES! FOUR-EYES BITCH FUCKTARD MARGARET THATCHER CLIT RAGHEAD MOTHERFUCKER PIKACHU SHIT YOU WANKER WILLY WONKA SACRED TITWANK JESSE McCARTNEY GOD DAMN CLEMEN CUNT NI HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITE BASTARD PEARL NECKLACE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SMEG PRICK PISS OFF JACK OFF SON OF A BITCH LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PEDOPHILIA INBRED IN SACREMENT NIGGER TITS GRINGO CROTCH FUCKING JUMP! DAMN IT GOD DAMN JERK OFF WIENER TITWANK DOUCHETITS CAMEL FUCKER BASTARD INBRED TOSSER RICK MORANIS BASTARD SEMEN SON OF A BITCH COCKSHITTER CUNT ABO CUNT BOLLOCKS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DAMN IT CLEMEN NIGNOG DOT HEAD CLUSTERFUCK SOAPY TITWANK DIPSHIT DONKEY PUNCHER TOSSER FUCKFACE FUCKING COON BUTTFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK NUGGET HELL DUMBASS MY COMMUNION WAFER OF FEWMETS POMMIE DUMBASS CHAV BONG BIGNOSE MALL SANTA CHRIST OF TABERNACLE RAT'S ASS PEDOPHILIA FRAK JOHN SMILEY FACE FOUR-EYES FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK AUTOFELLATIO JACKASS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FROG PIECE OF SHIT FUCK OFF WANK NORTH KOREA DICKFACE BOLLOCKS BANGKOK NORTH KOREA BLUMPKIN PISS ARTIST MONKEY SHIT DAMN CARPET MUNCHER FENCE JUMPER HO CUNT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT HOT GRITS DAMN OH SHI– BASTARD RANDY TRAVIS PRICK SHIT FUCK PORCH MONKEY BONER ASS GREASER ALF FUCKSTAIN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DOUCHING FLYING FUCK SHITFACE CRAP ON A STICK MOTHERFUCKER TAMPONS FUCKING A AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BULLSHIT CUNTRAG PISS LIMEY BASTARD ASSRAPING INCEST FUCKSTAIN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FU SPANG CHIGGER TITWANK TITS HORSE SHIT BIGNOSE GARBAGE DAY! BLOWJOB WANK SHIT RAPE POMMIE CROTCH SHITFACE HELL PORCUPINE'S BALLS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SCUMBUCKET FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE GANGBANG FUCKER SHITFACE WANKSPLAT BUTTFUCKER WEHATEMARIO BORDER HOPPER SCUMBUCKET FAGGOT FUCKWIT LIMEY CHOAD FEMADOM JERK OFF DAGO STEVE BALLMER FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKBAG BOON I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! I AM CORNHOLIO! 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD DAMN DUMBASS AMERICAN SPELLING FROG CROTCH PISS ARTIST HOT GRITS VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT RAPE SPICY CUNT FUCK DICKFACE CLIT COMMUNION WAFER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI YOGHURT CANNON INBRED PISS ARTIST SHITTY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SCUMBAG SHITBALLS CLEMEN LIMEY NORTH KOREA SHITE CHIGGER I RAPE WALRUSES! WOODPECKERSHIT TWISTY VAGINA POLESMOKER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BUGFUCK ASSCRACK CUNT LAPPER CHRISTHUMPER NIPPLES SIGMUND FREUD SACRAMENTO DICKFACE SHITE JACKASS CHRISTHUMPER SHITTY BOOBIES GOD DAMN BITCH BEAVER PEEPEE RICK MORANIS PENISFUCK MOCKIE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! MOLDY TITS BOOBS BUGGER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHAKOPEE DIRTY SANCHEZ BEANER PUSSY PISS CHAV SHITFACE BELLEND SHITCOCK GANGBANG COCKSMOKER BOB SAGET BELLEND LIMEY PIGFUCKER CANNED QUOTE INBRED ANUSCAKE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DICK FLYING RAT'S ASS NAZI LET'S SHIT WANK SHITCUNTING FUCKWIT BALL SACK TOSSER FUCKING COCK FUCK OFF FLAMING ASS BADGER JUNGLE BUNNY GENITALIA FUCKWIT SAND NIGGER BITCH COCKSHITTER GOD DAMMIT BITCH PISS ARTIST JIGGABOO PENIS ABO ARSE BASTARD AUTOFELLATIO SAND NIGGER DICKFACE DUNE COON SHITE PISS CUNTSWILLING BONER CUNTRAG HORSE PENIS CUNT FUCKING FRITZ ROSIE O'DONNELL [Insert yet another person's name here] BUGGER COCKGOBLIN ASSRAPING WALRUS SHIT FUCKING A [EXPLETIVE] BIRD SHIT NIGGER FUCKHEAD ASSHOLE DAMN IT ASSHOLE MONKEY SHIT DICKFACE TOSSER ARSE POO POO BLOWJOB FELCHMONKEY BLISTERING BARNACLES COON JUMPING JESUS!!! SLOPE LAKE TITICACA ASSWIPE WALRUS SHIT ASSWIPE KNOBJOCKEY Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BALL SACK MACACA GOAT DICK TWAT POLAK COCKGOBLIN BOOBS GOD DAMN ORGASM BOOBS WANK SOD OFF SLOPE CUNTSWILLING FUCK OFF CRAPFUCKER FUCKWIT MICK KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 FUCK YOU SHITFACE SHITE KAFFIR FENCE JUMPER DOUCHETITS TAMPONS DOUCHE ASSFACE INBRED GOD DAMN CHINK FROG'S FAT ASS MONKEY SHIT BONER MOCCASINS DAMN LENS CRAFTERS FUCK ASSHAT FUCK PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FUCKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DOUCHETITS FRITZ JAP SHIT HOSER GOD DAMN GENITALIA I RAPE WALRUSES! PEEPEE SHITSLINGING HORSE SHIT WANK AMERICA ONLINE POLESMOKER BALLS MOTHERFUCKER WANK TITMOUSE ASSCRACK DOG SHIT DAMN DICK MOTHERFUCKER ASSCRACK DICK TITS TOWELHEAD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES GRINGO YID WIGGER SIGMUND FREUD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SCUMBAG FIST FUCK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON WHORE CAPTAIN CRUNCH MOCKIE POMMIE RAPE COCKSUCKER BLUMPKIN TIT DIRT PENISFUCK JAP HORSE PENIS ASS DAMN FUCKFACE GOBSHITE SHITE CUM SOD KIDDY FIDDLER LIMEY BATHING SUIT AREA TWAT SEMEN BOOBS DOUCHE ASSHOLE PUNANI I RAPE WALRUSES! SON OF A BITCH ALF CUM FLYING FUCK YOUR MOM FUCK YOU HELL INBRED DAMN I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE ASSFACE FUCKHEAD FUCKING JUMP! DICKWAD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKWIT DIPSHIT GREASER CUNTBUCKET FUCK JAP WANKER FRAK CLUSTERFUCK FUCKBAG ABO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TAMPON IN MY ASS WANK RICK MORANIS BOOBIES CUNTING ASSCRACK CUNT CRAPPER PEARL NECKLACE BOB SAGET DOG SHIT JAP NAZI HELL DAMN SHITFUCKER BASTARD WANK FUCK YOU SAND NIGGER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CHIGGER FOUR-EYES DIPSHIT JERK OFF DIPSHIT O KURWA! SHITFUCKER GRIS CANNED QUOTES SHIT HITLER SHITFUCKER CUNNILINGUS BOYCOTT VIACOM! YOGHURT CANNON PUNANI CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN BUTTFUCKER BIRD SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU ART METAL PRODUCTS NAZI DAMMIT SEMEN REDEEMING VALUE SHIT FUCK ASSCRACK HELL BEANER BOOBS NORTH KOREA CLUSTERFUCK BITCH TITWANK DAMN MOTHERFUCKER ASS HORSE SHIT PICKANINNY AUTOFELLATIO ALF FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CARPET MUNCHER FUCKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BITCH PISS OFF FUCKSTAIN WETBACK FLYING RAT'S ASS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR TENTACLE RAPE FUCK JACKASS CROTCH CUNTBUCKET JACKASS TOSSER JACK OFF WIENER NIPPLES CLEMEN CUM CRAP ON A STICK TURD HEIL HITLER! ARSE SHITE SHIT PISS SHITCUNTING BOOBIES PUSSY BASTARD TAFFY COCK BITCH PUSSYLICKER SEMEN HOMO PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS GO COUNT YOUR DICK SOD OFF BLISTERING BARNACLES NEGRO CUNNILINGUS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? JACKASS SHIT DOG FUCKER ARSE PRICK GENITALIA SCUMBAG JOHNNY BUTTFUCKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CUNT BUNG-HOLE WANKSPLAT AUTOFELLATIO DICKHEAD TAFFY CC PLZ WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKSTAIN JOHN SMILEY FACE FELLATIO RAT'S COCK DAMN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PRICK SHITFUCKER DONKEY DICK COCKSMOKER FLYING FUCK JAP RAGHEAD ANAL DIABETES RAPE CUNT CAMEL FUCKER MILF REDSKIN ASSHAT TACO WINDOWS VISTA SHIT GOOK CUNT TURD BUTTFUCKER CUNT PISS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HONKY TOURETTE'S IS FUN BULLCRAP FRENCH TICKLER pen0r SUITCASE PENIS GYPSY SHITE FELCHING BIRD SHIT SHITE BUTTFUCKER CUNNILINGUS BITCH BOOBIES HAIL SATAN! WHITE PEOPLE FUCKSTAIN BLISTERING BARNACLES DOUCHEBAG HOSER ASS LICKER HORSE PENIS ASSFACE HELLFUCKER BOOBS TURD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TITS FUCKSTAIN RECTUM RAIDER SPIC CONDOMS BUGFUCK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CRAPMUNCHER HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY DAMN ASSHOLE DAMN IT RAPE CHICKEN SHIT RANDY TRAVIS HONKY PEARL NECKLACE BLUE PENIS! CLEMEN NIGGER BALL SACK WIGGER BORDER HOPPER AY-AY-AY NAZI NIPPLES Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BUGGER OFF and with the YOU WANKER and his PISS ARTIST of girraffes in which CHOAD while reading about CUNT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See YOUTUBE, BITCH also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• VAGINA