Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BALL SACK'FUCKTARD'TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE!'FUCK OFF'HORSE SHIT'BASTARD'SHIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BOLLOCKS neurochemical FUCK disorder pen0r characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSRAMMER, sudden CHING CHONG CHINK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BITCH or BUTTFUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DICKFACE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DUNE COON way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TURD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA KAFFIR words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSRAPING INJUN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BAD MOTHERFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially FAGGOT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MALARKY television programs to address RAT'S COCK Tourette's syndrome.

SHITCOCK Tourette's is NEOPETS not to be CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR confused with MILF Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FAG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WOP random I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL disorientation, culturally-CHINK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth OSTRICH MY ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DIRTY SANCHEZ language, WANK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKFUCKFUCK CUNNILINGUS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNT souvenir shoppes and massive CUNT quantities GENITALIA of ANAL DIABETES BONER garbage.

Darnit.

A CRACKER Polite Note to the SEMEN Author:

The BONER Tourette's FRENCH TICKLER Research Institute was SCROTUM founded to DICK TITS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have NIGNOG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PEDOPHILIA article LIMEY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SCROTUM I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TITMOUSE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance INBRED.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FIST FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SLOPE Tourrette's sufferers SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS swear. You can BENCH PRESS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DYKE TV, for always focusing on the CHOAD bad side of a terrible FUDGEPACKER thing.
• The main GOD DAMN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCK OFF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WETBACK knee FUCK OFF NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ASSHAT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASSWIPE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HELL school for ARSEBADGERS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITBALLS sufferers to become FUCKFACE manically depressed and 666 commit MICK suicide.
• There is no NIGGER cure, and the FELCHMONKEY drugs that are available to, "calm" the FELCHING tics often have adverse CUNT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BUTT PIRATE perodol" which caused my entire BITCH body to go SPANK THE MONKEY numb and FLYING RAT'S ASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than BALLS it is without the MOTHERFUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a I'LL RAPE YOU tourette syndrome DOUCHEBAG association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BUGFUCK the JACKASS public view of Tourettes as a "HOLY DUMB FUCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BULLSHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKING FUCKFUCKER sorry for FEMADOM "hi-jacking" your I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JACKASS this that really CAMEL JOCKEY annoys me. I am working towards a CRAPFUCKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOG SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be POTTYMOUTH, and making fun of a BUGFUCK horrible disorder is (not) SCROTUM funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WHORE time.

Best SHITFUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “NAZI” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT RIOTS reply

As FALUN GONG Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBET not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an VOTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MINORITIES degenerate capitalist culture in those 1984 countries. When showing GOVERNMENT FILTERS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DIMETHYL GLYCOL in countries DEMOCRACY leadership, those problems does not MELAMINE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS byproduct of your MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! capitalist society STUDENT PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “OPINION” Wen

P.S. BITCH Regards to Andrew DOG SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The ORGASM bastard who wrote this article. You can AUTOFELLATIO punch him if you BIGNOSE want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PIG saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my ASSHOLE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASSRAMMER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TAMPON IN MY ASS and WANK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CHOAD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) GOD DAMN BAND WITH 4 SHITTY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITPISSER HORSE! ASSRAMMER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASSRAMMER'S HOUSE

How SEMEN to PISS cure BUGFUCK the WARNER MUSIC GROUP Tourette's DICKLICK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CLUSTERFUCK for CUNTSWILLING Tourette's GRIS Syndrome SHITSLINGING is ASSWIPE following WANKER these FLYING RAT'S ASS rules RECTUM RAIDER in JERK OFF order:

• 1: Avoid SHITFACE immature DUMBASS little CAPTAIN CRUNCH kids,
• 2: Count to PISS OFF MY ASS within BITCH 10 QUEEFseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BITCH RAGHEAD nor GENITALIA talk,
• 4: Tell I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST yourself you SHITSKIN don't ARSEBADGERS have ASS this BALL SACK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GOBSHITE WITH NASTY CONDOMS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SUITCASE PENIS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASSRAMMER last straw FUCK!

I fucking put GIVING HEAD' my comment at the TOP OF THE DICKHEAD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHIT the TOP OF STEVE BALLMER THIS ASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PRICK offensive. I'LL RAPE YOU. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FAGGOT people who try TRANNY to battle FUCK YOU'SHITFACE that tight-ass MACACA 17-year-CRAP ON A STICK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BUTTFUCKER it now, but someone said DICK' CUNTSWILLING SHITFACE'ASSHOLE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING TAMPON IN MY ASS is a laughing GYPSY matter. Plus there FIRECROTCH was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCK YOU Uncyclopedia, there are BEAVER articles TACO about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BOB SAGET stuff. So CHUFF that means BRUSH MA TEETH stop getting mad at the DAMN first part too and QUEEF talking about the CUNTYMINTS letter that it's DOG FUCKER mocking (what TAMPONS letter? I don't even know what REDSKIN the heck you're talking about). Adrian STRAWBERRY ASS hi self MASTURBATION even made a really ANAL good point. "It's PISS nothing more COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT from a head nod to a VAGINA knee tick". GENITALIA. Which I'll add INCEST onto DICK TITS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCK suffer that HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BASTARD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GENITALIA be, because if I were a SHITHEAD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCK hilarious. If you BITCH Want facts, go on GOD DAMN Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PENIS be offended, don't read FUCKER the freaking DICKHEAD article anyway.

MALARKY WOMEN'S RIGHTS CHICKEN SHIT FUCKHEAD PENIS YOU SUCK BALLS AMERICA ONLINE ASSHAT ASS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON

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SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSRAPING CUNTBUCKET BASTARD BELLEND WIENER WALRUS SHIT SHITSKIN CLUSTERFUCK SCROTUM DAMNATION DOUCHE CUNT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DAMN CHIGGER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BASTARD SAND NIGGER FUCK OFF HOSER I RAPE WALRUSES! SHIT FUCK OFF FASHION BUG FUCKER CUM SEX ARSEBADGERS BUTT PIRATE DILDO SHIT POMMIE POOPY PORCH MONKEY FLYING FUCK MICK GOD DAMN ASSHOLE PUSSY TONY LA RUSSA JOHN ELWAY BALLS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CARPET MUNCHER BOOBS BOYCOTT VIACOM! BATHING SUIT AREA CUNT INBRED RAGHEAD SOD OFF ASS BUGFUCK PEARL NECKLACE STUDENT MOVEMENT DICKHEAD FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAMMIT CRAPMUNCHER BASTARD ASSRAPING BULLSHIT BONG ASSHOLE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BORDER HOPPER CHRISTHUMPER FLYING RAT'S ASS JENKEM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITBALLS BALLS BUGGER OFF DICKFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUM ARSE FUCK PENIS ASS BULLCRAP DAGO SHITFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK SACRED FUCK WANK DICKHEAD DAMN PICKANINNY JUSTIN BIEBER FRENCH TICKLER VAGINA I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST FLYING FUCK D'OH FRIG SOD OFF PORCUPINE'S BALLS WINDOWS VISTA ASS POLACK WANKER URINE-GARGLING ARSE DAMN WANKSPLAT WIENER PORCUPINE'S BALLS PUSSY CUNTING ASSCRACK POLACK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKSTAIN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TRANNY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL EMO DOODIE HEAD SHITE SAND NIGGER CUNT GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE FEMADOM SCUMBUCKET DONGSHOVER BITCH LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DOUCHEBAG LIMEY WIENER NIGGER TITS JAP EMO PENISFUCK MONKEY SHIT SIGMUND FREUD ASSHOLE SHITCUNTING ASSWIPE OSTRICH MY ASS JUSTIN BIEBER ASSFACE ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN DYKE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM EAT MY SHIT! GANGBANG FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DIPSHIT REDSKIN {{USERNAME}} MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TRANNY TITTIES DIPSHIT HOSER HELL HO JERK OFF SOD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CHOAD PUSSY FELLATIO COCKSMOKER ROSIE O'DONNELL DICK DICK TITS ASS FASCIST PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GUMDROPS DOUCHE NAZI FUCKING JUMP! BUTTFUCKER HELL 666 BASTARD BUGGER OFF PISS ARTIST SHUT UP, MEG! ORGASM SHIT CUNT SCROTUM ARSEBADGERS PIECE OF SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKTARD BLOWJOB CUNT JACKASS SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE EMO KIKE SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKING BUTT PIRATE CHICKEN SHIT VAGINA COCKSUCKER BUTTFUCKER RAPE CHINK CLUSTERFUCK HORSE SHIT BEAVER TIMBER NIGGER DILDO IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CUM ASSCRACK NIGNOG DIPSHIT BITCH RUSTY TROMBONE PENISPENISPENIS!!! BUTTFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS TENTACLE RAPE BASTARD PRICK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKWIT FUCKING JUMP! JIZZ ARSE HELL ANAL DIABETES SHITSLINGING LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHIT LIKE A HORSE JACKASS VAGINA CRAP WINDOWS VISTA DIPSHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WALRUS SHIT FUCKTARD BITCH SHITBALLS FRIG SOD DAMN BUGFUCK BASTARD PENIS ON A STICK DIPSHIT TITTIES FUCKING ARSE BUTTFUCKER PIG FUCKING TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DAMMIT PUSSY PASTURE ASS 666 DAMN CROTCH SCUMBUCKET GOBSHITE TOWELHEAD FRAK BORDER HOPPER MOLDY TITS INJUN FRIG FUCKWIT HELL CUNT YOGHURT CANNON RAPE SPICY CUNT FUCK POMMIE TWISTY VAGINA SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITFUCKER TONY LA RUSSA CRAP ON A STICK SHIT HELL TITTYWANK LET'S SHIT SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY ASS BIGNOSE KNOBJOCKEY BANGKOK BIGNOSE SEMEN HELL GO COUNT YOUR DICK FLYING FUCK BITCH LOLCAT MOTHERFUCKER CHOAD FELLATIO DICKLICK ASS FASCIST WANK DAMN BANGKOK BUGFUCK NECROPHILIA FUCKER DICK PUSSYLICKER MOLDY TITS BALLS JOHN ELWAY SHITFUCKER POMMIE SON OF A BITCH BULLSHIT PUSSY RAPE POLAK SAMUEL L. JACKSON BULLSHIT BEAVER FUCK WIGGER ARSE YID DICK IN A BOX HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCK BASTARD PUNANI NEGRO SCROTUM HOLY DUMB FUCK BUKKAKE DONKEY DICK MOTHERFUCKER FELLATIO PISS OFF PISSHOLE DONALD RUMSFELD ASS LICKER RAT'S COCK SNUFF PORN TURD FLYING RAT'S ASS VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK TITS NEGRO DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! RAGHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS CHIGGER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUNTRAG ASS WANK BUTT PIRATE RAGHEAD WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! DICK CHICKEN SHITE PISS OFF GOD DAMMIT DAGO BULLCRAP TURD PISS [Insert swear here] PORCH MONKEY O CANADA HELL FUCKING JUMP! HELL MILF FUCKWIT FUCK YOU DILDO DICK CAMEL JOCKEY BALL SACK PISSHOLE INCEST JAP BEAVER PISSHOLE GOD DAMMIT SPIC DAMMIT SHITFACE FUCKER ASS CAMEL FUCKER JACKASS SHIT CHOAD RICK MORANIS FUCKER FELCHING DICKFACE WANK CUNT RAGHEAD FIRECROTCH THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE JACKASS SOD OFF SLOPE KNOBJOCKEY POOPOO BOOBIES SHITCUNTING NIGGER SEMEN NEGRO FRIG WIENER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! LOLCAT ASSWIPE ASSWIPE FUCKING PISSHOLE BALLS JACK ABRAMOFF GOD DAMN CHIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS BLOWJOB FUCKTARD WIGGER BITCH BUGGER OFF BUTT-HEAD TOSSER FUCKER HELL HADJI SHIT DUNE COON TOTAL FIST FUCK BITCH EMO PISS ARTIST NAZI BIGNOSE TITS & DICKS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR MONKEY BALLS DICKHEAD SHITE CLUSTERFUCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKSTAIN DAMN YOGHURT CANNON DICK FUCK DYKE BLUE PENIS! YOU WANKER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT RAGHEAD RUSKIE ASSHOLE ARSE FUCKSTAIN PISS SHITE BOOBIES BOLLOCKS FUCKTARD ASSHOLE FUCK YOU CRAPMUNCHER CUNT MOTHERFUCKER REDSKIN FUCK ASSHAT FELLATIO FUCKING JUMP! FUCKING DYKE BONER DONGSHOVER COCK MALARKY CUNTSWILLING SHITFACE ASSHOLE SHITSLINGING ASSHOLE WANK HELLFUCKER FENCE JUMPER CLEMEN FEMADOM DUMBASS CLEVELAND STEAMER DUMBASS MONKEY SHIT ANAL FUCKER SHIT PORCH MONKEY BLOWJOB FUCK FUCKER SACRAMENTO DOODIE HEAD GANGBANG FUCKING BASEBALL COLGATE CHOLERA IS FUN! JUSTIN BIEBER GOATSE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITE [expletive deleted] MOTHERFUCKER HOT GRITS MARY WHITEHOUSE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FLYING FUCK SOD OFF LENS CRAFTERS BUKKAKE TWAT TITS & DICKS JACK OFF I WILL KILL YOU! ASS ASSCRACK HAIL SATAN! BITCH FRIG PISSHOLE CLEMEN FUCKER SHITFACE GOD BLESS AMERICA JACKASS SHIT TITWANK BUTTFUCKER BEANER CONDOMS SHITHEAD PRICK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS JAP BALLS PISS DARTH VADER DOG SHIT SHITBALLS MOCCASINS JOHN SMILEY FACE HENTAI CUNT CRAPPER ASSFACE CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKFACE [expletive deleted] YOU WANKER MOTHERFUCKER BITCH MOCCASINS TITS & DICKS FELCHING COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SHITTY CUNT LAPPER QUEEF TIMBER NIGGER WOODPECKERSHIT ASSHAT NIPPLES DICKLICK DOUCHEBAG SHIT GRUE RAPE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GREASER FUCKING PORCH MONKEY URINE-GARGLING CROTCH ASS DICKFACE NIGGER TITS HO FUCKER FELCHING SHITFUCKER DICKFACE FUCKSTAIN SHIT DILDO CLUSTERFUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER CHRISTHUMPER IN SACREMENT DAMN FRENCH TICKLER POLACK FLYING FUCK GOD DAMN SHIT PAKI DOODIE HEAD FUCKTARD GOD DAMMIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CUNTRAG DAMMIT TWISTY VAGINA CHRIST OF TABERNACLE CHIGGER MILF POMMIE DICK CHICKEN SCUMBAG POWERSHIT SCROTUM GO COUNT YOUR DICK SOD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCKING KIKE CHINK COON NAZI PORCH MONKEY SHITBALLS DOUCHEBAG I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CHOAD DONGSHOVER CUNT D'OH FUCKSTAIN JIGGABOO SHITSLINGING SHITFUCKER DILDO PRICK ASSFACE DUNE COON GRINGO GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK HELL NIPPLES CLEVELAND STEAMER COCKGOBLIN JERK OFF ASSHAT JACKASS DARTH VADER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ANAL DIABETES PORCH MONKEY AUTOFELLATIO FLYING FUCK MILF TAMPONS PECKERHEAD CUNT ASS SHITSKIN BONG PISS SHIT WIKIPEDIA BLESSED DAMN SAINT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BIGNOSE REDSKIN DAMMIT WANK CUNT CRAPPER FROG MOTHERFUCKER MAMA MIA HELL LET'S SHIT FOUR-EYES KIKE DICK JAP POMMIE BULLSHIT HOMO DICK IN A BOX DONKEY PUNCHER PENIS FUCKER BALL SACK DIPSHIT POISON IN TOOTHPASTE VENEREAL DISEASE LOLCAT BUKKAKE SPICY CUNT FUCK BOLLOCKS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CUNNILINGUS ASSFACE WANK DARTH VADER SHIT GOBSHITE RAPE LAKE TITICACA SPIC I WILL END YOU! BULLCRAP MONKEY SHIT FUCKTARD CHIGGER FUCKER SHITFUCKER SHITBALLS FRIG CHOAD RAPE FUCK BLUE PENIS! SHITHEAD REDNECK COCKSHITTER ASS SHITFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKWIT BUTT PIRATE TITTIES SHITHEAD WETBACK TITTYWANK SHUT UP, MEG! ASSHAT BATHING SUIT AREA SCUMBAG CLIT SUCK MY COCK CAMEL JOCKEY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE KRAUT FUCKTARD HAIL SATAN! AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMN I WILL END YOU! DILDO COCK JAP FUCKSTAIN MILF BOB SAGET WANKER YOUR MOM MICK MARGARET THATCHER SEMEN PAKI SHITFACE FUDGEPACKER GOD DAMMIT TOSSER ASSHOLE CLEMEN FUCKFACE DANDELIONS WETBACK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHIT ORGASM SEX DILDO DARTH VADER ASSCRACK RAGHEAD FUCKBAG SHIT JACKASS GRIS FUCK YOU IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOUCHEBAG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JERRY SUGARTITS BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKING PORCH MONKEY JACKASS DAMMIT ASS LICKER CUNT SHIT ASS FUCK YOU CLIT RAT'S ASS CRAP ON A STICK PISS SHITCOCK JERK OFF HELL YID BUGFUCK SHITFUCKER GOD DAMMIT WHORE CUNT PIGFUCKER KRAUT GOATSE PISS OFF AY-AY-AY BONG BUTT-HOLE INBRED FENCE JUMPER FUCK YOU ARSE SEX RECTUM RAIDER PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKING A COCKSUCKER MARCH OF FLAMES CHOAD QUEEF SHITFACE GO COUNT YOUR DICK BITCH CUNT ASS LICKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSRAMMER FUCKBAG MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CLUSTERFUCK CUNTBUCKET SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BALLS SUCK MY COCK FRAK HELL COCK PIXIES COCKSMOKER WANK BEAVER CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK ASS RUSKIE JAP PORCH MONKEY SHITHEAD [Insert silly non-swear here] FELLATIO MOLDY TITS CUNTBUCKET FUCKING A I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT REDNECK YOU WANKER FUCK OFF BOB SAGET SHITBALLS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP INBRED DAMN PEEPEE DOUCHETITS SNUFF PORN MOCCASINS MALARKY FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS FASCIST FOUR-EYES GOD DAMN THIS IS A RARE SWEAR WOODPECKERSHIT CARPET MUNCHER BATHING SUIT AREA PIECE OF SHIT JERK OFF BULLSHIT DAGO LICK PUSSY DOUCHETITS CHOAD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS EXTRA LONG PENIS JERK OFF SHITE INCEST DAMN IT BITCH MALARKY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNT DYKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DAGO RAT'S COCK PISS OFF PISS ARTIST PENIS YOU WANKER TIMBER NIGGER BUTT PIRATE DICKFACE FUCK OFF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MOLDY TITS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE 30 CASES OF PICKLES WANK PRICK pen0r HELL MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN CUNT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITE FUCK YOU DOT HEAD BOOBS ASS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TITS DOUCHE CUNT CHICKEN SHIT SAGGY TITS FUCKING ASS SON OF A BITCH ASSFACE TONY LA RUSSA SHITHEAD BIGNOSE FELLATIO CUNT WANK REBECCA BLACK DOG SHIT RAPE DICKHEAD PIECE OF SHIT HONKY WANK BEAVER POLACK WIENER CRACKER COCKSHITTER SOD OFF FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FRAK JOHN ELWAY PENIS ON A BUN SON OF A BITCH DICKFACE ASSFACE DAMNATION SHITSLINGING CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT TURD GOD DAMMIT FUCKFUCKFUCK O CANADA SHIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHIT DOUCHING FUCKTARD SPANK THE MONKEY CLEVELAND STEAMER TRANNY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! HADJI ASSWIPE GOD DAMN WALRUS SHIT DIPSHIT JESSE McCARTNEY SPICY CUNT FUCK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FEMADOM RICK MORANIS YOU WANKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BLOWJOB JACKASS RAT'S COCK FRIG TIT DIRT BASTARD WIENER ASSWIPE 666 DOUCHE JERRY TAFFY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DICK CHICKEN I WILL END YOU! INBRED SHUT UP, MEG! CHINK ASSWIPE GOD DAMN JACKASS SHIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DICK and with the FASHION BUG and his PISS of girraffes in which EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA while reading about FUCKTARD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See WANK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FAG