Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CHUFF'IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK'AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI'CUNTSWILLING'CHICKEN SHIT'BOB SAGET'DAMN Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITHEAD neurochemical FUCK disorder ARSE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid VENEREAL DISEASE, sudden PISS OFF MY ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CC PLZ or HORSE SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BULLSHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may HORSE PENIS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken JIZZ by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSHAT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BATHING SUIT AREA COCKSUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MAMA MIA utterFUCKance of socially FLYING FUCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CUNTBUCKET television programs to address BELGIUM Tourette's syndrome.

SHIT Tourette's is GOD DAMMIT not to be NICARAGUA confused with ABO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MACACA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MALL SANTA random GARBAGE DAY! disorientation, culturally-I WILL END YOU!-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JAP outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DICKHEAD language, BASTARD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASS souvenir shoppes and massive BITCH quantities COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT of ANAL DIABETES SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM garbage.

Darnit.

A DAGO Polite Note to the WANK Author:

The CUNNILINGUS Tourette's SHITE Research Institute was AUTOFELLATIO founded to WOP.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITBALLS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your 30 CASES OF PICKLES article JAP funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BUDDHIST MONK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DICKFACE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance [Insert swear here].

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MALARKY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of TOWELHEAD Tourrette's sufferers NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! swear. You can FUCKSTAIN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PISS ARTIST TV, for always focusing on the SHITBALLS bad side of a terrible ASSHOLE thing.
• The main AUTOFELLATIO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are YOU WANKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DAMN IT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JAP knee CRAPPY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is COCKGOBLIN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DOUCHE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at COON school for SAND NIGGER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKWIT sufferers to become DAMN IT manically depressed and OSTRICH MY ASS commit BELGIUM suicide.
• There is no CONDOMS cure, and the [expletive deleted] drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK OFF tics often have adverse CLUSTERFUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK OFF perodol" which caused my entire TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! body to go SHIT numb and FU SPANG basically made it NIGGA! worse than BUTT PIRATE it is without the CRAP drug.

I am an active member of a WARNER MUSIC GROUP tourette syndrome INBRED association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating COCK the FRIG public view of Tourettes as a "GENITALIA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MAMA MIA much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DAMNATION sorry for GOD DAMMIT "hi-jacking" your ASSFACE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WALRUS SHIT this that really SHITSLINGING annoys me. I am working towards a BITCH better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DONALD RUMSFELD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be WANK, and making fun of a CHOAD KISSER horrible disorder is (not) P'KANG funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FRED PHELPS time.

Best PENIS ON A STICK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BENCH PRESS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MINORITIES reply

As MINORITIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are UIGURS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FREEDOM OF SPEECH Westerners show is not an I LIKE BUSH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN BABY FORMULA degenerate capitalist culture in those PROXY SITES countries. When showing BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CENSORSHIP in countries GRASS MUD HORSE leadership, those problems does not MINORITIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN TOOTHPASTE byproduct of your SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY capitalist society DIMETHYL GLYCOL.

Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. CHAV Regards to Andrew OSTRICH MY ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The DICKHEAD bastard who wrote this article. You can BUKKAKE punch him if you DOUCHING want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “SALISBURY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKING saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my PENIS ON A BUN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine VENEREAL DISEASE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DILDO and ASSWIPE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BULLSHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SPUNK BAND WITH 4 PISSHOLE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BALL SACK HORSE! VENEREAL DISEASE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO VENEREAL DISEASE'S HOUSE

How ASSHOLE to SHIT cure CHENEY the WHORE Tourette's BALL SACK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BLUMPKIN for [EXPLETIVE] Tourette's SHITBALLS Syndrome GANGBANG is WETBACK following TRANNY these PISS OFF MY ASS rules BULLSHIT in SHIT order:

• 1: Avoid FUCK immature DIPSHIT little O KURWA! kids,
• 2: Count to DIPSHIT within CLEMEN 10 BUTTFUCKERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your TIMBER NIGGER FUCK STEVE BALLMER nor I WILL END YOU! talk,
• 4: Tell FUCK OFF yourself you LOLCAT don't BENCH PRESS have BIRD IN THE HOUSE this FUCKHEAD disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SUGARTITS WITH NASTY DIRTY SANCHEZ DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCK OFF FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the VENEREAL DISEASE last straw GOD BLESS AMERICA!

I fucking put HELL' my comment at the TOP OF THE CHICKEN SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SCROTUM the TOP OF OSTRICH MY ASS THIS TWAT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be NIGGER offensive. SHITFUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASS people who try DOG SHIT to battle HORSE SHIT'FOUR-EYES that tight-ass INCEST 17-year-MALARKY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NIPPLES it now, but someone said MARGARET THATCHER' BASTARD JUNGLE BUNNY'SHITTY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CHOAD KISSER is a laughing NECROPHILIA matter. Plus there PISS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUM Uncyclopedia, there are HORSE PENIS articles MY ANUS IS BLEEDING about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CHRISTHUMPER stuff. So ASSHOLE that means GOD DAMMIT stop getting mad at the MARY WHITEHOUSE first part too and KAFFIR talking about the INBRED letter that it's DESU mocking (what PISSHOLE letter? I don't even know what BULLSHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian HORSE SHIT hi self JUNGLE BUNNY even made a really MARY WHITEHOUSE good point. "It's YOU WANKER nothing more COCKSUCKER from a head nod to a CHENEY knee tick". LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY!. Which I'll add DAMN onto CUNTBUCKET saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITSLINGING suffer that FROG much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes MOTHERFUCKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MOTHERFUCKER be, because if I were a ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BALLS hilarious. If you DIPSHIT Want facts, go on PIGFUCKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PEARL NECKLACE be offended, don't read SON OF A BITCH the freaking TITTYWANK article anyway.

MALARKY DAMMIT PENIS ON A STICK BEAVER EAT MY SHIT! COON DOUCHE NAZI CLEMEN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TWISTY VAGINA

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WIKIPEDIA RULES ARSE SHITFACE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BOLLOCKS DONKEY DICK BASTARD FUCK YOU INBRED YOUR MOM BITCH FUCK DOG SHIT SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT SHITBALLS ASSHOLE JUNGLE BUNNY POLACK BASTARD FUCKTARD KIKE DUMBASS STEVE BALLMER TRANNY WANKSPLAT DONALD RUMSFELD TWISTY VAGINA SCROTUM BIRD IN THE HOUSE DAMMIT DILDO BUGFUCK CHOAD KISSER TOWELHEAD DAMN CUNTING ASSCRACK SPRINKLES BIRD IN THE HOUSE COLGATE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS PENIS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BITCH CLEVELAND STEAMER JIZZ WIKIPEDIA DUMBASS YID HELL CUNTRAG DOUCHEBAG BASTARD LET'S SHIT ASSHAT FRAK GOBSHITE GANGBANG TRANNY JACKASS JOHNNY RAPE YOU WANKER BUGGER OFF CHOAD NIPPLES SHITBALLS FRIG MONKEY BALLS DEVELOPERS! I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN GENITALIA SHITSLINGING BALL SACK BLOWJOB EXTRA LONG PENIS CLEMEN DICK PIECE OF SHIT JACK ABRAMOFF BOB SAGET DICKHEAD BALLS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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ASS LICKER DIRTY SANCHEZ MOCKIE COCKSUCKER FELCHING FUCKTARD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TESTICLE CHOKE HENTAI SHITCOCK PISS OFF HORSE PENIS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK A DUCK STRAWBERRY ASS BASTARD HOSER LET'S SHIT YOU WANKER ASSCRACK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! TOSSER FUCK SHIT TWAT SON OF A BITCH TOWELHEAD FRAK AUTOFELLATIO JACK OFF BASTARD COCKGOBLIN BIBLE BASHER DONKEY PUNCHER GREASER PICKANINNY PORCUPINE'S BALLS TWAT JACKASS EAT MY SHIT! JAP PISS ARTIST EMO ASS BLOWJOB PORCH MONKEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 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PHELPS FUCK OFF SHITSLINGING GOD DAMN DIPSHIT DILDO SPANK THE MONKEY PEARL NECKLACE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD BLESS AMERICA PENIS COMMUNIST DILDO BANGKOK SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD DYKE COON DAMN WIGGER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSCRACK FRED PHELPS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WANKER URINE-GARGLING PEARL NECKLACE CROTCH SON OF A BITCH JACK OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BASTARD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASS LICKER SHITE BOOBIES SCRATCH! GROUNDER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BASTARD COMMUNIST DILDO DUMBASS DAMN NIPPLES NIGGER FUCK FUCKER CLIT MONKEY SHIT NICARAGUA SHITCUNTING NICARAGUA FUCKWIT SHITE PUSSY CUNTYMINTS DICKFACE BALLS SIGMUND FREUD HOLY DUMB FUCK BOOBIES ARSE GREASER FUCK CUNT MILF CUNNILINGUS YOU WANKER BUGFUCK KAFFIR IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SHITHEAD DUNE COON SHITTY GIVING HEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 30 CASES OF PICKLES CUM HUMAN RIGHTS TWISTY VAGINA SHIT SON OF A BITCH RAPE DILDO CUNT CHIGGER SEX BAD MOTHERFUCKER FAGGOT CRAP BUGFUCK MALL SANTA JERRY REBECCA BLACK SCUMBAG DIRTY SANCHEZ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HELL BALL SACK DAMN BITCH DYKE FALSE BENSON GO HOME AND DIE 30 CASES OF PICKLES STRAWBERRY ASS SUGAR SHITCOCK FUCKHEAD MALARKY DAMN BRITNEY ASS NIGNOG FUCK ASSRAMMER FUCK SAND NIGGER ARSE SCROTUM SEMEN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CAMEL JOCKEY Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

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SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKFACE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• NI