Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's HOMO'PRICK'DUMBASS'SHITE'TOSSER'HONKY'COCKSUCKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CHRIST OF TABERNACLE neurochemical FUCK disorder DOM DeLUISE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid INBRED, sudden WETBACK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WANK or WOP vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JOHN SMILEY FACE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SON OF A BITCH include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SCUMBAG by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GOD DAMN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FROG'S FAT ASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FAG utterFUCKance of socially BANGKOK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DELICIOUS CAKE television programs to address PISS Tourette's syndrome.

MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE Tourette's is WANK not to be PISS ARTIST confused with DOUCHETITS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GOBSHITE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASS random PIECE OF SHIT disorientation, culturally-BUTTFUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PISS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FRIG language, MY COMMUNION WAFER OF and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKFACE FLAMING ASS BADGER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PUSSY souvenir shoppes and massive HO quantities KRAUT of ANAL DIABETES INBRED garbage.

Darnit.

A DOUCHEBAG Polite Note to the BASTARD Author:

The NIGGER TITS Tourette's CUNNILINGUS Research Institute was THONG TASTER founded to FUCK YOU.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GANGBANG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CRACKER article CLEVELAND STEAMER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JOHNNY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKHEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BOLLOCKS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CHOAD KISSER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of LET'S SHIT Tourrette's sufferers YOU WANKER swear. You can CHINK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame HEIL HITLER! TV, for always focusing on the SCUMBAG bad side of a terrible NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! thing.
• The main FEWMETS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WIENER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DAMN IT knee PIGFUCKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FRITZ no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKTARD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FELCHING school for PENIS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SONNY BILL WILLIAMS sufferers to become DICKLICK manically depressed and BRITNEY commit WANK suicide.
• There is no FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK cure, and the WIGGER drugs that are available to, "calm" the MOTHERFUCKER tics often have adverse CLUSTERFUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GANGBANG perodol" which caused my entire SHITTY body to go FUCK OFF numb and BALL SACK basically made it NIGGA! worse than INVISIBLE! it is without the FRIG drug.

I am an active member of a NORTH KOREA tourette syndrome JIZZ association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating AUTOFELLATIO the LET'S SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "MARY WHITEHOUSE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HORSE PENIS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MICK sorry for CARPET MUNCHER "hi-jacking" your FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like I CAN AFFORD FOOD this that really FAGGOT annoys me. I am working towards a CHICKEN SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be POLESMOKER, and making fun of a KNOBJOCKEY horrible disorder is (not) CODEINE IS A QUEER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK YOU time.

Best DAMMIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PENIS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FIREWALLS reply

As DEMOCRACY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN TOOTHPASTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT MOVEMENT Westerners show is not an DEMOCRACY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of LHASA degenerate capitalist culture in those FIREWALLS countries. When showing DEMOCRACY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PRINCE PHILIP in countries GRASS MUD HORSE leadership, those problems does not PANCHEN LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a OPINION byproduct of your MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! capitalist society INDIA HAS NUKES.

Li Chiang “AMERICA'S GREAT!” Wen

P.S. ASSFACE Regards to Andrew BIG FOOT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean KU KLUX KLAN reply

The DICKHEAD bastard who wrote this article. You can NEOPETS punch him if you BATMAN & ROBIN want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this MUGABE HAS AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FIRECROTCH saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my DAMN IT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine INBRED Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are O CANADA and ART METAL PRODUCTS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ORGASM music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BASTARD BAND WITH 4 FRENCH TICKLER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MOTHERFUCKER HORSE! INBRED IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO INBRED'S HOUSE

How WANKER to CUNT CRAPPER cure HELL the ASSBANDIT Tourette's COCKSUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment INJUN for SON OF A BITCH Tourette's AY-AY-AY Syndrome MOTHERFUCKER is FUCKSTAIN following FASHION BUG these SHITE rules GOBSHITE in DOT HEAD order:

• 1: Avoid DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! immature SON OF A BITCH little DUMBASS kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKHEAD within YUKY DOODY 10 DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FASHION BUG CUNT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! nor suck my mothers talk,
• 4: Tell DUMBASS yourself you SHITTING DICK NIPPLES don't SAMUEL L. JACKSON have FUCKFACE this POLACK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BITCH WITH NASTY GIVING HEAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CHOAD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the INBRED last straw CUNTRAG!

I fucking put EPIDIDYMIS' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK the TOP OF PISS THIS SHITSLINGING ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DILDO offensive. FUCKBAG. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SEX people who try DOUCHEBAG to battle FELCHING'PORCH MONKEY that tight-ass KAFFIR 17-year-TITMOUSE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JERK OFF it now, but someone said PAKI' CAMEL FUCKER MOCCASINS'FUCKFACE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING [EXPLETIVE] is a laughing SACRAMENTO matter. Plus there FLUFFY CLOUD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BULLSHIT Uncyclopedia, there are WIENER articles WANK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKSTAIN stuff. So SPIC that means DAMN stop getting mad at the TITS first part too and FRIG talking about the SHITPISSER letter that it's FUCKING mocking (what BONER letter? I don't even know what DOUCHING the heck you're talking about). Adrian YID hi self TOTAL even made a really SON OF A BITCH good point. "It's RAT'S ASS nothing more JACKASS SHIT from a head nod to a DAMN knee tick". NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES. Which I'll add SHIT onto OSTRICH MY ASS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MARGARET THATCHER suffer that DOT HEAD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITCOCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKER be, because if I were a ORGASM Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article WANK hilarious. If you FUCKER Want facts, go on KNOBJOCKEY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FLYING FUCK be offended, don't read BOOBS the freaking COCKSUCKER article anyway.

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STRAWBERRY ASS ASSCRACK RAT'S ASS JACKASS DILDO DICKFACE COCKSTUFFER ASSHOLE BOOBS CUNT [expletive deleted] ARSEBADGERS NIGGER SHIT LIKE A HORSE DOG SHIT NECROPHILIA JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKING A AY-AY-AY BUKKAKE FAGGOT GOD DAMN ASSHAT BUGGER TRANNY FUCK YOU YOU WANKER SHITFACE BOOBS GOD DAMN JOHN SMILEY FACE COCKSUCKER FUCK A DUCK NAZI DIRTY SANCHEZ BITCH REDSKIN DOUCHE GOD DAMN CRAPPY TOSSER CLEMEN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TITTIES DAMN CHUFF CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHITE PISS OFF ASS LICKER JUNGLE BUNNY TITS & DICKS TITS CLEVELAND STEAMER MOTHERFUCKER MARCH OF FLAMES INCEST IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! RAT'S COCK DICKFACE ORGASM HO DOT HEAD FUCKWIT SPANK THE MONKEY PICKANINNY SON OF A BITCH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FOOTBALL GOD DAMN ASSHOLE BLUMPKIN FRITZ ALF CUNTSWILLING CLUSTERFUCK FUCK FUCK CUNT THONG TASTER FELCHING ANAL DIABETES PENISPENISPENIS!!! 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COMMUNIST DILDO PISS OFF JACKASS SHIT BOOBS DICKLICK BALLS DONKEY DICK BOLLOCKS ASSHAT WANKSPLAT DYKE DOUCHE NAZI RAPE SHIT FOREIGN CURRENCY DAMMIT KNOBJOCKEY CHENEY POWERSHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKHEAD SHITFACE CUNT GENITALIA EDITABLE DYK NIGGER MOCCASINS BUGFUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUM PUSSY MONKEY BALLS YOGHURT CANNON FUCK OFF ORGASM MY COMMUNION WAFER OF DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JELLY BEANS GOD DAMMIT ANAL LENS CRAFTERS ASS FASCIST BOYCOTT VIACOM! BULLCRAP JACKASS SEX SUITCASE PENIS SHITBALLS ASS WHORE MOCCASINS BOOBIES ASS BITCH PISS POLESMOKER DUNE COON BONG BITCH ASSFACE PIG HELL FROG'S FAT ASS DICKWAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH INBRED FELCHMONKEY CUNT RAT'S COCK FRENCH TICKLER RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ARSE PISS OFF THONG TASTER SEX SHITE GOD BLESS AMERICA KNOBJOCKEY FUCK OFF CUNT HELL GOD DAMN FUCKING JERK OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS CAMEL JOCKEY DIPSHIT FUCKFACE BEANER COON ASS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP RAPE WETBACK ASSHOLE STEVE BALLMER FROG'S FAT ASS LOLLIPOPS SMEG CONDOMS HELL SPIC DAMMIT CHIGGER SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKFACE FAGGOT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS HELL SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BELLEND BEAVER SHOOP DA WHOOP TITTYWANK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BRUSH MA TEETH DICKHEAD PENISFUCK CAMEL FUCKER FRIG TAMPONS PIG LAKE TITICACA PISS ANUSCAKE AY-AY-AY FUCKFACE BITCH DICKWAD DILDO FUCK SEMEN DOUCHEBAG COON PENIS MOCCASINS PENIS FUCKWIT PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! INJUN BUTT PIRATE DILDO CAMEL FUCKER ASSWIPE CLEMEN ASSWIPE COON CHOAD SHITHEAD CONDOMS FUCK DAMN GOD DAMN SMEG MAMA MIA HEIL HITLER! PIECE OF SHIT SHITCOCK FUCKBAG DICK BUGFUCK INBRED COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PEEPEE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHIT BOOBIES SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCK BUGGER DONKEY PUNCHER LET'S SHIT NIGNOG DICK CHICKEN RECTUM RAIDER O KURWA! PENIS ON A BUN GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU MONKEY SHIT SCUMBAG DAMN GOD DAMN BUTT PIRATE ASSCRACK JAP WIKIPEDIA CAPITALISM ASS DAMN IT FELCHING DICK BLUE PENIS! FUCK TWISTY VAGINA WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? JACKASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MOCKIE CHUFF ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCK NUGGET SMEG ARSE FUCKER NIGGER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? JAP RECTUM RAIDER FUCKTARD ARSE INBRED NAZI P'KANG DAMMIT HONKY FUCKSTAIN DICK PRICK VENEREAL DISEASE DILDO SHITFUCKER FUCKFACE TITWANK GOAT DICK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SON OF A BITCH SEX NICARAGUA WIGGER JOHNNY GENITALIA ANAL DIABETES FRIENDS CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKSTAIN URINE-GARGLING CHOAD PECKERHEAD MONKEY SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ P'KANG BUTTFUCKER RAGHEAD NIGGER RAT'S ASS BOLLOCKS TWAT ASSHOLE BALL SACK BUTTFUCKER JACKASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PISS OFF FUCKFACE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKWIT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ASSRAMMER BOOBIES WOP ASS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK NIGGER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCK PUNANI BUGFUCK HELLFUCKER PISS ARTIST CHOAD CONAN O'BRIAN SEX CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DYKE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TWAT MOTHERFUCKER HORSE SHIT CUNTYMINTS GANGBANG SHITE DONGSHOVER FENCE JUMPER PISSHOLE BLUMPKIN CUNT BALLS LET'S SHIT NEGRO DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! GENITALIA PIECE OF SHIT CROTCH TITTYWANK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITHEAD COCKGOBLIN CHICKEN FRIES HO BANGKOK WIENER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITCOCK PENISPENISPENIS!!! BASTARD FUCKHEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKFACE FUCK YOU SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SCUMBAG HELL YOU WANKER ASS SUGARTITS BRITNEY JACKASS BUKKAKE EPIDIDYMIS MOTHERFUCKER POOPY MACACA HELL HELLFIRE FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS SUCK MY DICK JERRY OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA COCKSUCKER SHITE SHITE GOATSE BAD MOTHERFUCKER PISS HYPERINFLATION ASS NIGGER BUGGER OFF ASSHAT CUM CLUSTERFUCK PEEPEE BASTARD GO HOME AND DIE BUGFUCK CHIGGER FUCKSTAIN FRITZ FUCKER BOB SAGET HELLFUCKER DICKLICK TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! BITCH LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! EAT MY SHIT! YID SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH AUTOFELLATIO HOLY DUMB FUCK WANK FLUFFY CLOUD WANK SHITFUCKER GRAPE PENIS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GOD DAMMIT TOSSER FUCKTARD DAMN DAMN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! WANK SHIT NIPPLES SCUMBAG PISS ARTIST REDSKIN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSBANDIT LET'S SHIT RECTUM RAIDER DOUCHETITS PISS OFF SCUMBUCKET PISS ARTIST BALLS SHIT AUTOFELLATIO WANK ANAL DIABETES RAT'S ASS GIVING HEAD SEX CUNT CUM DIPSHIT SHITSLINGING GOATSE JAP FUCK BLUMPKIN PISS UP MY ARSE CUNTING ASSCRACK CLUSTERFUCK FUCKBAG SHITE BENSON SUCKS DOUCHING DICKFACE PISS SOD RAT'S COCK DAMNATION QUEEF ASSWIPE WALRUS SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK CLUSTERFUCK I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKSTAIN PISS OFF MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS HELLFIRE SHITBALLS HELLFIRE DILDO PUNANI JAP EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WILLY WONKA STRAWBERRY ASS FUCKFACE HELL DIRTY SANCHEZ DIRTY SANCHEZ GREASER FUCKER pen0r FUCKING COCKSMOKER NAZI ASSHAT PORCUPINE'S BALLS FALSE BENSON DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKFACE GRIS DONKEY DICK SHITFUCKER DAMN HELL BANGKOK FRIG SCUMBAG BOYCOTT VIACOM! CRAPPY FUCK TOSSER ASSRAPING SHAKOPEE SHAKOPEE PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS CHAV SHIT FAGGOT SHITHEAD YOU WANKER MILF ASSFACE DAMMIT CUM SHITFUCKER ABO CAMEL JOCKEY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CUNTRAG FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT SUGARTITS LET'S SHIT [expletive deleted] CLEMEN PUSSY VAGINA FALSE BENSON CUNT BULLCRAP SCUMBAG DUMBASS MASTURBATION REDSKIN PENIS ON A BUN BUTT PIRATE MALARKY SHITTY VENEREAL DISEASE GRINGO BIG FOOT FUCK CHINK FUCKING A ARSE SCUMBAG JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE MOCCASINS CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITSKIN MARGARET THATCHER DICK CHICKEN BAD MOTHERFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY ASSHAT DIRTY SANCHEZ JERK OFF CRAP ON A STICK SPUNK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CLUSTERFUCK POMMIE DONKEY PUNCHER GOD DAMMIT RANDY TRAVIS NICARAGUA SHITTY BENCH PRESS DUMBASS JACK OFF WANK YID JACKASS SHIT FLYING FUCK BULLSHIT HOMO JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE MONKEY BALLS MALARKY ANAL NECROPHILIA FUCKSTAIN JOHN ELWAY BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MOCCASINS JACKASS SHIT PIECE OF SHIT BONER KIDDY FIDDLER CROTCH BUKKAKE BOLLOCKS I'LL RAPE YOU HELL BUGGER WANK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITFACE SEMEN NECROPHILIA DAMN WOMEN'S RIGHTS RUSKIE BUTT PIRATE JIZZ SHITE MOTHERFUCKER ARSE DUMBASS GOD DAMMIT RUSKIE HEAVEN SUGARTITS FUCK OFF WOP GOD DAMN CUNT TITTYWANK YUKY DOODY KIKE ASSHAT GOD DAMMIT PICKANINNY BASTARD LIMEY GOD DAMN FUCKWIT POO POO BLOWJOB SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSHAT LAKE TITICACA D'OH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WALRUS SHIT LAKE TITICACA DAGO POLESMOKER ASS ASSWIPE SHITSKIN WIGGER REDSKIN ANAL JACKASS PENIS CUNT CHIGGER RUSKIE PIG BUTTFUCKER ARSE PIECE OF SHIT HOMO CUNT DICKLICK BUNG-HOLE JIGGABOO BULLSHIT SHITSKIN JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CLUSTERFUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ART METAL PRODUCTS MASTURBATION WOODPECKERSHIT TAMPONS SECOND BALLS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CHICKEN FRIES and with the PISS ARTIST and his ASSFACE of girraffes in which THONG TASTER while reading about BELLEND!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See NIPPLES also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• GRINGO