Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WIGGER'FEWMETS'BITCH'RUSTY TROMBONE'BALLS'LOLLIPOPS'FUCK OFF Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FLYING FUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder BITCH characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FIRECROTCH, sudden ARSE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements GOD DAMMIT or PUSSYLICKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PORCH MONKEY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BOOBS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BELGIUM by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BALL SACK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DUNE COON NIGNOG words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DUMBASS utterFUCKance of socially FUCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JACK OFF television programs to address UNITED KINGDOM Tourette's syndrome.

SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM Tourette's is STRAWBERRY ASS not to be CLUSTERFUCK confused with COLGATE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SPANK THE MONKEY random SHITCUNTING disorientation, culturally-DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CLEMEN language, VANDALISM IS COOL and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places NIGGER BUTT-HOLE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE souvenir shoppes and massive ASSHAT quantities TITTIES of ANAL DIABETES BITCH garbage.

Darnit.

A PENIS ON A BUN Polite Note to the DIPSHIT Author:

The JERRY Tourette's TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Research Institute was EPIDIDYMIS founded to FUCK YOU.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your COON article DAMMIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance NICARAGUA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CRAP Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of WARNER MUSIC GROUP Tourrette's sufferers SHITCUNTING swear. You can FUCKING JUMP! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BOOBIES TV, for always focusing on the ASS bad side of a terrible COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS thing.
• The main BUTT PIRATE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PISSHOLE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GOD DAMN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BONG knee BUGGER OFF NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PISS OFF no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes THIS IS A RARE SWEAR cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NI school for BIRD SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FLYING FUCK sufferers to become JOHNNY manically depressed and JERK OFF commit BLOWJOB suicide.
• There is no FUCK NUGGET cure, and the FUCKWIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the JACKASS tics often have adverse PISS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HADJI perodol" which caused my entire SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH body to go PISS OFF MY ASS numb and IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

basically made it NIGGA! worse than BASTARD it is without the IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKSTAIN tourette syndrome FUCKTARD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TESTICLE CHOKE the LIKE FATHER LIKE SON public view of Tourettes as a "CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BLOWJOB sorry for KU KLUX KLAN "hi-jacking" your [expletive deleted] entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GREASER this that really CRAPFUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a BITCH better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this COCKSHITTER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be POLAK, and making fun of a FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA horrible disorder is (not) NIPPLES funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BELLEND time.

Best SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SUCK MY DICK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PROTESTS reply

As AMERICA'S GREAT! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIENANMEN SQUARE Westerners show is not an MONGOLIANS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY degenerate capitalist culture in those LHASA countries. When showing RIGHT WING right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONASTERIES in countries INDIA HAS NUKES leadership, those problems does not RIGHT WING occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CENSORSHIP byproduct of your GRASS MUD HORSE capitalist society PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “INDIA HAS NUKES” Wen

P.S. LOGJAMMER Regards to Andrew ASSCRACK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS bastard who wrote this article. You can FENCE JUMPER punch him if you YOU WANKER want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CONDOMS article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with SALISBURY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “UNITED KINGDOM” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITHEAD saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my FUCKSTAIN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FIRECROTCH Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are NIGGER and LET'S SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKING A music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PISSHOLE BAND WITH 4 I'LL RAPE YOU MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A POOPY HORSE! FIRECROTCH IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FIRECROTCH'S HOUSE

How CRACKER to I'LL RAPE YOU cure LIKE FATHER LIKE SON the CLIT Tourette's CLIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASS for TITS & DICKS Tourette's ASSFACE Syndrome [expletive deleted] is FRED PHELPS following DOUCHETITS these PEARL NECKLACE rules JOHNNY in FUCKHEAD order:

• 1: Avoid WIENER immature DUMBASS little DICKFACE kids,
• 2: Count to HELL within SHIT 10 FUCK OFFseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FELCHMONKEY TONY LA RUSSA BALLS nor FUCKING talk,
• 4: Tell WHORE yourself you CHIGGER don't FUCK YOU have SHITSLINGING this DAMN disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUM WITH NASTY MONKEY SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITTY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FIRECROTCH last straw DAMN!

I fucking put SHITSLINGING' my comment at the TOP OF THE WANK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHITE the TOP OF WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? THIS FUCKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be STRAWBERRY ASS offensive. JOHN ELWAY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKFACE people who try DIPSHIT to battle CHICKEN SHIT'ART METAL PRODUCTS that tight-ass CUNT 17-year-BLESSED DAMN SAINT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SONNY BILL WILLIAMS it now, but someone said CLEVELAND STEAMER' FUCK DUMBASS'TACO on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CONAN O'BRIAN is a laughing FUCKER matter. Plus there CUNTRAG was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHUT UP, MEG! Uncyclopedia, there are SLOPE articles POLESMOKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BONG stuff. So BOLLOCKS that means INJUN stop getting mad at the SHITTY first part too and BIGNOSE talking about the CLIT letter that it's D'OH mocking (what CRAP letter? I don't even know what FUCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHIT hi self FLAMING ASS BADGER even made a really NICARAGUA good point. "It's HELL nothing more FELCHING from a head nod to a JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS knee tick". CRAPPY. Which I'll add FIRECROTCH onto SHITFUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BOYCOTT VIACOM! suffer that DONKEY PUNCHER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to COCKSMOKER be, because if I were a FELLATIO Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TWAT hilarious. If you ARSE Want facts, go on PORCUPINE'S BALLS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MOTHERFUCKER be offended, don't read SHITSKIN the freaking MOTHERFUCKER article anyway.

GIVING HEAD VAGINA FELLATIO FASHION BUG MASTURBATION SHITSKIN HELL TWAT SHIT

NIPPLES DICKLICK WIENER POLESMOKER FRIG HADJI SEX FUCKING BOOBS FUCK NIPPLES ASSHAT CLIT MOLDY TITS ARSE TOTAL ABO SHUT UP, MEG! ASSHOLE FUCKING A WANKER POLACK TWAT SEMEN FUCKING JUMP! FUCK YOU PISSHOLE FUCK NUGGET AY-AY-AY FUCK WIENER YOU WANKER SCUMBAG DAMN ARSE BULLSHIT SHITCUNTING BALLS BASTARD THONG TASTER WHORE GOOK CAMEL JOCKEY CUM SHITCOCK SPUNK KNOBJOCKEY SHITFACE NIGGER YUKY DOODY WOODPECKERSHIT COON ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKHEAD YUKY DOODY WANK TIT SPRINKLES FUCK A DUCK SHITHEAD PEDOPHILIA ASSRAMMER pen0r PENISPENISPENIS!!! LAKE TITICACA NIGGER CARPET MUNCHER FRIG ASSCRACK PORCH MONKEY MOTHERFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WANK GIVING HEAD ASSHAT PEDOPHILIA JUSTIN BIEBER PISS UP MY ARSE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 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FUCK SCROTUM FLAMING ASS BADGER GANGBANG DICKFACE YOGHURT CANNON INJUN PORCUPINE'S BALLS JACKASS SPUNK TUBA MONKEY SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER BELLEND RAT'S ASS INJUN AUTOFELLATIO SAND NIGGER ASS REDNECK SCUMBAG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FELCHING SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN HELLFUCKER JAP CUNNILINGUS BITCH ORGASM TUBA FELCHING CARPET MUNCHER TWAT COON DAMMIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SCUMBAG DOUCHE HELL COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKWIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSFACE ASS ASSFACE CUNT WANKSPLAT CUNT CRAPPER PENIS MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKING ORGASM CRAP AUTOFELLATIO FAGGOT EPIDIDYMIS DILDO PORCH MONKEY REDSKIN TACO FUCK YOU CUNT DAGO LIMEY SHIT SIGMUND FREUD FAG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CROTCH PEEPEE FUCKING ASS LET'S SHIT HORSE SHIT SHIT FRENCH TICKLER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT THONG TASTER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITPISSER VENEREAL DISEASE GOD DAMN FUCKWIT JIZZ SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BUGGER FRIG SEMEN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DOG SHIT SHIT CRAPFUCKER FUCKER HOLY DUMB FUCK BITCH TWAT [Insert silly non-swear here] RUSKIE FUCK OFF DAMN YOGHURT CANNON SHIT LIKE A HORSE CUNT ASSCRACK BITCH FUCK ASSWIPE DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE NIGGER MICK MILF ANAL DIABETES RAT'S COCK BELLEND FUCKSTAIN MONKEY SHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PISS ARTIST PUSSY TOSSER PORCUPINE'S BALLS TWO-INCH PENIS HELL JOHNNY SOD DAMN HELL BIRD SHIT PIG RUSTY TROMBONE ASS DAMN BITCH SOD SCUMBAG NAZI FRITZ TITS DONKEY PUNCHER BUGGER DICK CHICKEN FUCK YOU CRACKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! DAMN CUNT CRAPPER FUCKING ASS FASCIST OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH WARNER MUSIC GROUP INBRED GENITALIA CRAPMUNCHER CAMEL JOCKEY WANK GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FAG YOUR MOM WILLY WONKA HADJI IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD PISS ARTIST HEIL HITLER! SHITE BUTTFUCKER MONKEY SHIT HOMO CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BITCH LOGJAMMER [Insert stupid word you just made up here] BUTTFUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DAMN BULLSHIT HORSE PENIS 30 CASES OF PICKLES BUTT PIRATE NIPPLES FUCK FUCKSTAIN JOHN SMILEY FACE WANK HELL TACO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CRAPPY SPIC KAFFIR DONKEY DICK ASSWIPE SHITE FUCKHEAD BONER BASTARD SEX SHIT BUGFUCK CAPTAIN CRUNCH TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE I'LL RAPE YOU DICKHEAD ABO FAG BULLCRAP CHUFF POLAK ASSWIPE ANAL DIABETES SHITE WOODPECKERSHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK ORGASM PUNANI SHITSLINGING SIGMUND FREUD FUCKING BASEBALL SLOPE BALL SACK FUCKTARD WANK FASHION BUG HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WHORE SHITSKIN CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCK SHITHEAD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE TWAT QUEEF DOT HEAD YOU WANKER COCK ASSFACE SHIT WANK FIST FUCK JERRY BASTARD TWISTY VAGINA THONG TASTER FUCKHEAD MONKEY SHIT SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN PISS CUNTBUCKET FUCKBAG NIGGER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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CROTCH SUCK MY DICK SHITFACE ALF ROSES BRITNEY POOPY SHITE ANAL HOLY DUMB FUCK RAT'S ASS PORCH MONKEY CUNNILINGUS RAT'S ASS BITCH SHIT CUNT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TITMOUSE FLYING FUCK BASTARD DUMBASS BUKKAKE DICKHEAD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TWAT CRAPMUNCHER BEANER CUNNILINGUS COCKSMOKER HOMO DICK ASSCRACK DAMN FLAMING ASS BADGER ASS LAKE TITICACA SOD CUM FUCKING SHITFACE DONKEY DICK RAGHEAD FUCKSTAIN CUNT ASSHAT COCK SEX AMERICA ONLINE BASTARD BUTTFUCKER LOGJAMMER WOP [Insert swear here] TAIWAN TITMOUSE TAFFY BUTT-HOLE GOD DAMN SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF HITLER FUCK A DUCK DICK DOT HEAD DARTH VADER SCUMBAG DOUCHEBAG BUTTFUCKER DICKFACE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DAMN IT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DILDO NIGGER FELLATIO CLIT BUKKAKE YOU WANKER GOD DAMMIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD PEDOPHILIA CHOAD SHITTY DUMBASS DOG FUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASSRAPING GRIS DICKFACE CHRISTHUMPER CUNT CRAPPER BEAVER CUNT SHIT BULLSHIT suck my mothers NAZI HORSE SHIT FUCK ANUSCAKE SHIT HELL WANK FLAMING ASS BADGER SOD OFF ASS LICKER MOCCASINS BUTTFUCKER YUKY DOODY CUM SHIT ASSFACE DICKHEAD POLAK RAT'S ASS CUNT CRAPPER FUCK BELLEND LET'S SHIT SNUFF PORN HELLFUCKER ASSHAT FELCHMONKEY CHOAD DAMN DAMN FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BULLSHIT JUNGLE BUNNY JAP VANDALISM IS COOL SEX ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD PIKACHU FUCKFACE GO HOME AND DIE NEGRO FUCKHEAD ROSIE O'DONNELL KAFFIR WINDOWS VISTA POMMIE SHITBALLS HOSER JAP BITCH FUCKHEAD FUCKING A PISSHOLE BITCH TIENANMEN SQUARE COMMUNION WAFER JAP P'KANG ANUSCAKE RAT'S ASS TOSSER CUNTSWILLING FRITZ SHITFACE BOOBS ASSHAT ASS FUCKFACE YID SHIT POLACK FUCK DUMBASS TITS SOD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BITCH AUTOFELLATIO CHENEY PAKI NAZI CHENEY FROG'S FAT ASS BALL SACK BONER SHITTY DAMN FRIG DAMN IT I'LL RAPE YOU RICK MORANIS WETBACK FUCKTARD SUGARTITS FELLATIO SCUMBAG NECROPHILIA DICKFACE WANK FUCK A DUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP CROTCH ASSHOLE TITTIES DICK CHICKEN BELLEND TITTYWANK AUTOFELLATIO SON OF A BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS PECKERHEAD ASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI POLESMOKER TITTIES FUDGEPACKER JACKASS SHIT YOU WANKER STRAWBERRY ASS JIGGABOO FUCKSTAIN I WILL KILL YOU! PISS OFF CUNT INCEST SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BUTTFUCKER ASS SHIT NI DOT HEAD YID BASTARD BASTARD FUCK NAZI RAT'S COCK POLACK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SUCK A BIG DICK INBRED SHITFUCKER KIDDY FIDDLER PRICK CRAPFUCKER KIKE HONKY BASTARD DUMBASS VENEREAL DISEASE GO HOME AND DIE TITWANK DICK DICKHEAD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ASSHAT TESTICLE CHOKE CUNNILINGUS ASSHOLE RAGHEAD FUCKING DOG FUCKER BOOBS FUCKWIT NEGRO CUNT LAPPER RAT'S COCK CONAN O'BRIAN BONER GREASER SAND NIGGER TWAT FAGGOT SHITSKIN ASSWIPE FUCKTARD GREASER ASSFACE DAGO ASSCRACK ASSFACE BASTARD COMMUNIST DILDO JOHN SMILEY FACE PUSSY PICKANINNY THONG TASTER YOUR MOM PIECE OF SHIT COCKSHITTER JOHN ELWAY CUNT FUCK BIGNOSE LOLCAT ARSE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DICK TITS BORDER HOPPER MARY WHITEHOUSE CARPET MUNCHER REBECCA BLACK DAMNATION BASTARD FASHION BUG DAMN DOT HEAD SEX FUCKER CUNT HELL COCKGOBLIN ASSBANDIT NEGRO PISS OFF MY ASS WANK BOYCOTT VIACOM! JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST COON BUTT-HOLE FUCKFACE TURD FUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GOBSHITE FELCHING TURD WIKIPEDIA DOUCHING MILF I WILL KILL YOU! POWERSHIT SHIT FUCKSTAIN KAFFIR WIKIPEDIA WIGGER TITS & DICKS SHIT GOD DAMMIT MILF ASSFACE FUCKTARD INBRED GOD DAMN ORGASM BITCH PEDOPHILIA GRIS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DUMBASS COMMUNIST DILDO MOSES FUCK SEX MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCK ASSHOLE HEAVEN CLEMEN SHITSLINGING BASTARD MALARKY FUCKTARD COON FRITZ SHITHEAD DIPSHIT PEDOPHILIA FUCKSTAIN SHITFUCKER DAGO JIZZ GOATSE FUCKFACE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BEANER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCK YOU SPIC FUCKFUCKFUCK CONDOMS O CANADA FLYING FUCK CUM COON FUCK TITTIES MICK SIGMUND FREUD RAT'S COCK FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN ASS PISSHOLE SHITTY DICKHEAD FUCK OFF JIZZ JUNGLE BUNNY CUM NIPPLES SHITE CUNT D'OH TRANNY NIGGER WANK FROG'S FAT ASS SMEG STUDENT RIOTS DICK NIGGER MOCKIE FUCK OFF HONKY BITCH SHITHEAD AUTOFELLATIO COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCK YOU ASS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHIT NI BOB SAGET MICK FLYING FUCK KIDDY FIDDLER REDNECK ASSWIPE FUCK YOU FRAK MOTHERFUCKER FROG ANAL CUNT HOMO FUCK OFF SCROTUM DUNE COON CHIGGER BIRD SHIT TOWELHEAD SHITHEAD FRIG BOON DOT HEAD POLACK BITCH SUCK MY DICK [expletive deleted] BASTARD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING [expletive deleted] FRITZ CUNTSWILLING SHITFUCKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DAMN RUSTY TROMBONE CRAP COCKSHITTER TRANNY NI CANNED QUOTE SHAKOPEE BUTT PIRATE RAPE SHITFUCKER GOD DAMMIT SCUMBAG GOD DAMN HELLFIRE BOLLOCKS BOB SAGET WHITE PEOPLE FAG FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCK OFF DAMN JOHN SMILEY FACE ARSEBADGERS ASS VANDALISM IS COOL RAGHEAD CHINK DAMN HELLFUCKER [EXPLETIVE] PISS ARTIST SPIC O KURWA! ASS FASCIST MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITTING DICK NIPPLES COCKSMOKER WEHATEMARIO HONKY I'LL RAPE YOU ASS HO CRAPMUNCHER FUCKFACE SCROTUM BLOWJOB NIGGER PISS CROTCH ANUSCAKE DAMN TACO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITTY SPUNK DIPSHIT SHITTY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNTSWILLING DICKFACE CAMEL FUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK PEEPEE [Insert swear here] JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DAMN IT DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER POLACK TURD FUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PISSHOLE SPICY CUNT FUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASS DAMN IT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! HELLFUCKER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH STEVE BALLMER FUCKSTAIN BONER BITCH NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES GIVING HEAD POOPOO HOSER BITCH FELCHMONKEY SHIT SHITSLINGING BIRD SHIT TOSSER ASS BOOBS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DAMN IT CONDOMS DICKFACE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! ANUSCAKE BOOBIES WIKIPEDIA POOPOO BEANER FUCK YOU SHITHEAD COCK SEMEN ART METAL PRODUCTS SON OF A BITCH SCUMBUCKET SHITSLINGING CC PLZ [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] HORSE SHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS HADJI SPANK THE MONKEY BALLS FAGGOT ANAL HELL FUCKWIT MICK BITCH NEOPETS CUNT WANK WANKER FEWMETS DICK CHICKEN WANK GANGBANG WEHATEMARIO SOD OFF JESSE McCARTNEY RAPE DICK CHICKEN IN SACREMENT TAMPONS ASSHAT HORSE SHIT BITCH SPANK THE MONKEY AUTOFELLATIO ASSWIPE WANKER CHOAD WANK CAMEL JOCKEY YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR GOD DAMMIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CUNT and with the JOHNNY and his DAMN of girraffes in which WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? while reading about BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKWIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SEX