Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BEANER'TOWELHEAD'FUCKSTAIN'NEGRO'FRED PHELPS'DAMN IT'LAKE TITICACA Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FROG'S FAT ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder BUGFUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid INBRED, sudden ABO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKTARD or COLGATE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CUNT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MOTHERFUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKING A by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MONKEY SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PENIS ON A BUN CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSFACE utterFUCKance of socially JUSTIN BIEBER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first POLESMOKER television programs to address PEDOPHILIA Tourette's syndrome.

CHOAD KISSER Tourette's is REDSKIN not to be SHIT confused with TOWELHEAD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DAMN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BOLLOCKS random WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? disorientation, culturally-BITCH-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local COCKSUCKER language, PISS OFF MY ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BULLSHIT SEX of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BOOBS souvenir shoppes and massive SCROTUM quantities FUCKFACE of ANAL DIABETES KRAUT garbage.

Darnit.

A WIGGER Polite Note to the DIPSHIT Author:

The MARCH OF FLAMES Tourette's TWAT Research Institute was PORCH MONKEY founded to FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WANK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BAD MOTHERFUCKER article BIRD SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DONKEY DICK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKTARD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WIGGER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DONKEY PUNCHER Tourrette's sufferers AUTOFELLATIO swear. You can ASSHAT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKWIT TV, for always focusing on the SOD bad side of a terrible SHITPISSER thing.
• The main YOU WANKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PRICK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BONER knee CUNT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITFACE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMMIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DILDO school for FUCKWIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CAMEL JOCKEY sufferers to become CUNT manically depressed and PIECE OF SHIT commit CHICKEN FRIES suicide.
• There is no NECROPHILIA cure, and the FLYING FUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the JENKEM tics often have adverse GRINGO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CRACKER perodol" which caused my entire FUCK OFF body to go BUGGER OFF numb and ASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than ARSEBADGERS it is without the PISS drug.

I am an active member of a HITLER tourette syndrome DAMN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKING A the JOHN SMILEY FACE public view of Tourettes as a "CHICKEN FRIES swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BITCH much much (hand spasms) more...

I am YOU WANKER sorry for DIPSHIT "hi-jacking" your CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKFACE this that really DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! annoys me. I am working towards a WANK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASSCRACK, and making fun of a TWAT horrible disorder is (not) SMEG funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CHENEY time.

Best SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKWIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MELAMINE reply

As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CAPITALISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIVER CRABS SUCK Westerners show is not an MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of I LIKE BUSH degenerate capitalist culture in those FIREWALLS countries. When showing WIKIPEDIA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TAIWAN in countries GRASS MUD HORSE leadership, those problems does not DALAI LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DISSIDENTS byproduct of your VOTE capitalist society FALUN GONG.

Li Chiang “1984” Wen

P.S. DOUCHING Regards to Andrew TOSSER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The ASSHOLE bastard who wrote this article. You can TACO punch him if you TURD want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CECIL JOHN RHODES article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you RHODESIA remove this HIV NEGATIVE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MOLDY TITS saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my SHITHEAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine INBRED Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FELLATIO and BITCH playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ASSFACE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! BAND WITH 4 BUKKAKE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A HITLER HORSE! INBRED IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO INBRED'S HOUSE

How FALSE BENSON to CUNTRAG cure DILDO the NEGRO Tourette's ASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment NAZI for SHITFACE Tourette's DONKEY DICK Syndrome GOD DAMN is FUCKING FUCKFUCKER following PISS these DICK TITS rules WANK in BUTTFUCKER order:

• 1: Avoid INBRED immature FEMADOM little BUTT PIRATE kids,
• 2: Count to MOCCASINS within TOWELHEAD 10 CLUSTERFUCKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your JACKASS SHIT FUCK WANK nor BITCH talk,
• 4: Tell MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS yourself you TWAT don't CAMEL JOCKEY have SHIT this FUCKBAG disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GREASER WITH NASTY HORSE PENIS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the INBRED last straw FUCK!

I fucking put CUM' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITFUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at KAFFIR the TOP OF I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! THIS CLIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FIRECROTCH offensive. PISS OFF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BEANER people who try FUCKWIT to battle COCKSUCKER'FUCKFACE that tight-ass FROG'S FAT ASS 17-year-REDNECK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find WANK it now, but someone said FELLATIO' PEARL NECKLACE DAMN'DAMN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DICK is a laughing KNOBJOCKEY matter. Plus there SHITPISSER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CRAP Uncyclopedia, there are ASSRAPING articles O CANADA about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CAMEL JOCKEY stuff. So ASS that means DOUCHETITS stop getting mad at the MOTHERFUCKER first part too and CUNTBUCKET talking about the CUM letter that it's CHUFF mocking (what SUCK A BIG DICK letter? I don't even know what ARSE the heck you're talking about). Adrian GRIS hi self TURD even made a really ASS good point. "It's BLUMPKIN nothing more DICKFACE from a head nod to a BONER knee tick". JUNGLE BUNNY. Which I'll add PISS OFF onto SPANK THE MONKEY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't YOU WANKER suffer that SHITCOCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes HELL it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ARSE be, because if I were a HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKING hilarious. If you FUCK Want facts, go on DOUCHING Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll YOU WANKER be offended, don't read BIG FOOT the freaking RECTUM RAIDER article anyway.

WANKER WANK KIKE CRAPMUNCHER CRAPMUNCHER FROG CUNTYMINTS TUBA FUCK A DUCK GENITALIA

FUCKWIT JACKASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CROTCH FUCKBAG DICKHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT NI FIST FUCK suck my mothers DIPSHIT ASS CHICKEN SHIT BITCH ARSE SHITHEAD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCKBAG VAGINA HOT GRITS SIGMUND FREUD DICKFACE [expletive deleted] RAT'S COCK CLIT SON OF A BITCH CUNTYMINTS COCK HO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BELLEND FUCK YOU MONKEY SHIT BIGNOSE PRICK FELCHING CRAPFUCKER POLACK DAMN DICK CHICKEN FUCKSTAIN WETBACK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GO HOME AND DIE PISS ARTIST BONER FUCKTARD NICARAGUA FUCK NUGGET BUGFUCK ANAL DIABETES ASSFACE DAMN PISS ARTIST SOD CUNT GYPSY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DAMN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCKWIT WANK PUSSY CHIGGER JOHNNY MONKEY'S UNCLE REBECCA BLACK SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK ORGASM BITCH FUDGEPACKER CUNTSWILLING TITTYWANK BALLS MASTURBATION PEARL NECKLACE ASSHOLE CHIGGER FUCKSTAIN POLACK POLAK RUSTY TROMBONE YOU WANKER CUNT suck my mothers DAMN FELCHMONKEY SCROTUM BITCH FUCK SCROTUM BASTARD DONKEY DICK FUCKHEAD BOOBS FUCK OFF DIPSHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER RAT'S COCK FUCKFACE VILLAGE DUMP I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WINDOWS VISTA FUCKING FUCK OFF HOMO CUM GOD DAMN ASSHOLE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ART METAL PRODUCTS CUNNILINGUS NAZI COMMUNIST DILDO PISS O CANADA FUCK YOU DICKHEAD CUM ANAL HELL FUCKSTAIN CRAPPY SHITFUCKER FUCKWIT ASSFACE SHITFUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS JAP JAP SHITCOCK GO HOME AND DIE CHICKEN SHIT CUNT SHITFACE TITTYWANK BLOWJOB MOTHERFUCKER MARGARET THATCHER SUCK MY COCK FOUR-EYES CLEMEN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCK A DUCK CRAP BALL SACK BELGIUM MONKEY SHIT ASS PISS ARTIST I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN FEMADOM SPICY CUNT FUCK TITWANK INBRED SLITTY EYES TRANNY SHITTY SON OF A BITCH JIZZ MOTHERFUCKER COCK DICKHEAD DAMN YID BUTTFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY SUCK MY COCK FUCKBAG DOUCHE HOT GRITS RAT'S COCK ARSEBADGERS DELICIOUS CAKE BOOBS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT REBECCA BLACK FUCKING JUMP! CUNT MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! NEGRO PUNANI FRED PHELPS pen0r I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKWIT GENITALIA MILF COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BUTTFUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK TAMPON IN MY ASS TAFFY FUCK CAPTAIN CRUNCH BITCH TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! DYKE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS suck my mothers ABO LIMEY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CUNT BUKKAKE JAP HELLFIRE GOD DAMN CUNTBUCKET PISS OFF JAP WANK NIGGER FELLATIO YOU WANKER CHOAD FUCKHEAD FUCK TOSSER FROG'S FAT ASS COCKSTUFFER BALLS KAFFIR DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BUTTFUCKER SHIT ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN GYPSY CONDOMS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PIGFUCKER FUCKING SPICY CUNT FUCK DAMN ARSE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD NIGGER CUNTRAG BONER FRED PHELPS INBRED ORGASM FUCK SEX FELCHING PANCHEN LAMA ASSHAT ASS CHUFF BAT FUCK INSANE FLYING RAT'S ASS LIMEY SOD RUSKIE DAMN CUNT CUNT POOPY PISS ARTIST BALL SACK JIZZ PIG MOTHERFUCKER CHOAD GOBSHITE THONG TASTER JACKASS SHIT FUCKFACE SHITSKIN DEVELOPERS! TITTIES CLUSTERFUCK KRAUT GOD DAMN CLUSTERFUCK I'LL RAPE YOU GRAPE PENIS DOUCHEBAG WIENER POLACK POLAK JAP SHITE JERK OFF 666 {{USERNAME}} DAMN SPUNK MOCCASINS BAD MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS NAZI WALRUS SHIT DILDO FUCK DIPSHIT SLOPE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS I LIKE SCHOOL [EXPLETIVE] LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCK FLYING FUCK FIRECROTCH ASS SAND NIGGER FUCK SHITPISSER TIMBER NIGGER SUITCASE PENIS ASS SCROTUM PAKI SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH AMERICAN SPELLING COCKSTUFFER YOU WANKER TWAT PISS YOU WANKER PUSSY RAT'S ASS HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITCOCK CHRISTHUMPER DAMN JERRY WHORE HOSER HEIL HITLER! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAMMIT ASSHAT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK DIPSHIT GIVING HEAD PUSSYLICKER ASS FUCK YOU FUCKHEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! NIGNOG BUGFUCK DOG SHIT ASSRAPING JIZZ SHITBALLS CUNT FRED PHELPS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITFACE NIPPLES SHITE WIENER BRITNEY FUCKWIT SHITTY VENEREAL DISEASE SHITCOCK BOOBS DAMMIT SAGGY TITS FUCKING A AY-AY-AY ANUSCAKE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HOT GRITS BASTARD DILDO ASSRAPING ASSCRACK WANKSPLAT BORDER HOPPER SHITE YOU WANKER DOM DeLUISE FUDGEPACKER PISS OFF COON CONDOMS 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKTARD WIKIPEDIA SUGARTITS HORSE SHIT YID CUNTSWILLING INBRED DOUCHE CUNT BULLCRAP DIPSHIT PRICK NIGGER HELL BASTARD JACK ABRAMOFF SON OF A BITCH CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE RAPE FUCK YOU MALARKY PISS ARTIST SHITPISSER SHITFACE ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ TOTAL JENKEM ASSRAPING SUITCASE PENIS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BLUE PENIS! COCKSUCKER FUCKTARD PENIS GOATSE MILF FUCKTARD CLUSTERFUCK BITCH FUCKING CHOAD BULLSHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! CROTCH TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SON OF A BITCH BUGGER OFF ARSE CHRISTHUMPER HONKY TWAT GOATSE CUM PENIS WANKSPLAT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITSLINGING SCUMBUCKET ALEX TREBEK GYPSY SEMPRINI FUCKING JUMP! DAMMIT COON ASS MR WINKLER IS GAY WIKIPEDIA ROSIE O'DONNELL TOWELHEAD BONER BRITNEY CUNNILINGUS SHITE THONG TASTER FLYING FUCK SHIT CUNT WIGGER TWO-INCH PENIS FROG ANAL DIABETES SEX SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ARSE RAGHEAD TITS & DICKS RAT'S ASS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BULLSHIT GOBSHITE WANK HONKY PISS OFF PISS ARTIST DICK CHICKEN FUCK NUGGET BEANER GOD DAMMIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CHICKEN SHIT FUCKTARD HELL ASSFACE STUDENT MOVEMENT COCKSTUFFER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JESSE McCARTNEY BASTARD BASTARD MICK PORCH MONKEY TOSSER POLAK ARSE BALLS FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN WHORE [EXPLETIVE] JERK OFF [expletive deleted] WILLY WONKA MOTHERFUCKER DOG FUCKER YOU WANKER CUNTBUCKET GOD DAMMIT ASSFACE FUCKSTAIN HELL SHITFACE PUSSYLICKER DUMBASS BLISTERING BARNACLES I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GOD DAMMIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ALF DOG SHIT PENIS IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU FUCKFACE GANGBANG POOPOO DIRTY SANCHEZ MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS SHIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BLOWJOB O CANADA SHITTY BULLSHIT PIG BLISTERING BARNACLES DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK PISS DAMN MARCH OF FLAMES FUCKHEAD PORCH MONKEY MONKEY BALLS CUNNILINGUS WANK SPUNK FUCKTARD REDNECK PISSHOLE DICKWAD POOPY SMILES TITS DONKEY PUNCHER DIRTY SANCHEZ HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE ROSIE O'DONNELL TOSSER FEATURED CAMEL JOCKEY RAT'S COCK BELGIUM BLUMPKIN FUCK OFF NAZI FRAK MONKEY SHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JUNGLE BUNNY RAPE PEARL NECKLACE GOD DAMN JAP MASTURBATION BAT FUCK INSANE BASTARD LENS CRAFTERS TURD TOSSER POLAK NIGGER BOLLOCKS ASSBANDIT ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCKSTAIN SHITBALLS SEMEN CUNNILINGUS AUTOFELLATIO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKTARD REBECCA BLACK BIGNOSE BITCH CRAP BIGNOSE FELLATIO PIG NEOPETS CHAV GOD DAMN PISS OFF FREE ELECTIONS BIRD SHIT DAMN IT FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKWIT ASSFACE REDSKIN FUCKSTAIN BITCH SHITFUCKER CLIT ASSBANDIT MOTHERFUCKER FELCHING I'LL RAPE YOU CHING CHONG CHINK ARSE JUNGLE BUNNY LIMEY PISS PISSHOLE FEWMETS PISSHOLE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUKKAKE JIZZ EPIDIDYMIS GRINGO DICK BUGFUCK HELL CHRISTHUMPER ASSHOLE PISS CUM DUMBASS DAMN DIPSHIT FUCKING GREASER FUCKSTAIN LET'S SHIT DICKHEAD BULLSHIT RAT'S COCK PENIS ASS BIGNOSE HOSER SPIC P'KANG CUNT BULLSHIT SOD PISS OFF RAGHEAD FUCK YOU FRIG SHIT WIKIPEDIA CAMEL JOCKEY JOHN ELWAY FLAMING ASS BADGER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TWAT MOCCASINS EPIDIDYMIS CUNTRAG COCKGOBLIN MARGARET THATCHER CUNTBUCKET WANK ORGASM suck my mothers I'LL RAPE YOU TWO-INCH PENIS DAMN IT JOHNNY COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DICKFACE ASSHAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS YOU WANKER WANK WANK DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKING A I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SNUFF PORN MACACA GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE CHENEY FUCKING DUMBASS BONER DOUCHING PUNANI SHITFACE SHITFACE JOHNNY SEMEN VENEREAL DISEASE COCKSMOKER FELCHMONKEY BUGFUCK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BASTARD CUNTRAG SLOPE GYPSY GIVING HEAD JIGGABOO BAD MOTHERFUCKER NIGNOG ANAL DIABETES NAZI TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FIRECROTCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DOG SHIT ASSFACE CLUSTERFUCK DOUCHETITS GENITALIA BAD MOTHERFUCKER DILDO BUKKAKE DICK RAPE PISS OFF MY ASS ANAL DONKEY DICK CHIGGER SMEG MOZILLA FIREFOX HORSE SHIT IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! FUCKER RAGHEAD FUCK OFF SHITHEAD SUCK MY DICK DICK CHICKEN ARSE MASTURBATION FOUR-EYES DOUCHEBAG ART METAL PRODUCTS COMMUNION WAFER DOUCHE FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FRENCH TICKLER TWAT BLOWJOB HOMO HADJI WHORE PAKI SHIT LIKE A HORSE FLAMING ASS BADGER ASSHOLE CRAPPY SPIC BIRD SHIT SHITFACE BULLCRAP TIMBER NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER CRAPFUCKER BUGGER COCK CHOAD SHIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCK COCKSMOKER JIGGABOO DICKFACE DAMMIT CARPET MUNCHER FUCKER COCK ASSHAT MONKEY SHIT DEVELOPERS! MONKEY SHIT DICKHEAD WANK CRAP ALEX TREBEK NIGGER TITS SHOOP DA WHOOP PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHIT SHITSKIN FUCKER GOATSE FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WANK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCK NIGGER YOU WANKER CUM SHIT LIKE A HORSE MOTHERFUCKER VAGINA CHICKEN SHIT FRITZ POTTYMOUTH I'LL RAPE YOU BUTT PIRATE JERK OFF COON HAIL SATAN! P'KANG SUITCASE PENIS KAFFIR PISSHOLE VAGINA CUNTSWILLING MONKEY SHIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PISS ASS HELLFIRE ASS FUCKHEAD FELCHING MASTURBATION POLAK RAPE FUCKTARD BUTT PIRATE TOWELHEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCK YOU PISS OFF TACO FUCKING CUNT JACKASS PICKANINNY DUNE COON DICKFACE BIGNOSE CROTCH DONGSHOVER COCKSUCKER GOAT DICK COCKGOBLIN SMILES HELL ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUNT GOD DAMN FUCK YOU ASSHAT COCKSUCKER TWAT TITWANK CHICKEN FRIES BUTT PIRATE ANUSCAKE AUTOFELLATIO COCK JIZZ HELL FELCHING SLOPE I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITFACE TESTICLE CHOKE WANK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PENIS GOBSHITE BALLS BUGFUCK FUCKER FUCKTARD FUCK DICKLICK CRAPPY MAMA MIA DAMN PECKERHEAD GOD DAMN BITCH DAMN RAGHEAD THONG TASTER FUCK YOU SHITSLINGING SOD TITWANK ASSWIPE DICKLICK GENITALIA GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PAKI YOU WANKER ASSHOLE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GREASER SMEG DONKEY PUNCHER NIPPLES HELL ASSCRACK ASS FENCE JUMPER DAMN [expletive deleted] MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! JUNGLE BUNNY 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 REBECCA BLACK FUCK YOU RAPE SHITSKIN SCUMBUCKET SCUMBAG ASS PISS PENISFUCK MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT CHING CHONG CHINK HEIL HITLER! FUCKWIT I'LL RAPE YOU TWAT BOLLOCKS FUCK YOU SHITFUCKER CHOAD FUCK A DUCK PISS ARTIST BALL SACK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAGO PEEPEE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA JAP BOOBIES FLUFFY CLOUD DOUCHEBAG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICKLICK FUCKSTAIN SUCK MY DICK SHITSLIDE SEMEN TITMOUSE BITCH SCUMBAG BALLS ASS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PENISPENISPENIS!!! DAMN IT SAND NIGGER BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER ASSCRACK YOUR MOM ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SCROTUM DILDO NIGNOG SHIT PEEPEE PUSSY JACKASS TITWANK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS GOOK ASSCRACK HONKY CUNTRAG NIGGER JACKASS SHIT JIZZ DYKE SHITE GOOK DUNE COON CHAV DICKHEAD BIGNOSE TACO ASSRAPING JIGGABOO YOU WANKER CRAPMUNCHER FUCK PIGFUCKER DONKEY DICK SHITPISSER ASSCRACK GIVING HEAD SHITTY CAPTAIN CRUNCH DICKWAD FLYING FUCK DOG FUCKER SHIT WANKER DILDO CLUSTERFUCK BLOWJOB BUTTFUCKER PORCH MONKEY CUNTBUCKET SHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK GOD DAMN LAKE TITICACA MONKEY'S UNCLE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER RAGHEAD YOU WANKER SHITFUCKER GOATSE SON OF A BITCH ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DUMBASS NI DUMBASS NIGNOG SOD OFF DOUCHE WIENER JIZZ JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCKFACE FENCE JUMPER VANDAL PRICK YOU WANKER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CHOAD BALL SACK COMMUNIST DILDO DILDO ARSEBADGERS FUCKFACE STEVE BALLMER RAPE SHITFUCKER FUCK OFF SHIT FLYING FUCK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TACO SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCK SOD JACKASS [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] DICK SHIT DARTH VADER FUCK OFF FUCKING TWISTY VAGINA VENEREAL DISEASE BUTT-HEAD FU SPANG TOTAL RAT'S COCK PIGFUCKER DICKHEAD FUCKER KRAUT CUNT FUCKING SHITE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS COCK NIGNOG SEX DICK IN A BOX ASSWIPE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BASTARD JOHN SMILEY FACE BALL SACK FUCKER DICK IN A BOX ASS FASCIST MASTURBATION CHIGGER CC PLZ SHITFUCKER RAT'S COCK FRIG PISS ARTIST BIG FOOT SHITE CAMEL JOCKEY REDSKIN FRIG COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JACKASS ORGASM FUCKFACE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SOD OFF WANKSPLAT SHIT OUT OF MY DICK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BUGGER OFF BALL SACK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKING A DOUCHEBAG I'LL RAPE YOU SOD SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCK LET'S SHIT BITCH HENTAI HELL BALLS SCUMBAG FUCKTARD I'LL RAPE YOU TURD DICKHEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CAMEL FUCKER FUCK SEX Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DICK and with the FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA and his WANK of girraffes in which GREASER while reading about FROG'S FAT ASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DAMN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FELCHMONKEY