Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BALL SACK'BITCH'SHIT'CLEMEN'[EXPLETIVE]'BLUMPKIN'JACKASS SHIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or AMERICA ONLINE neurochemical FUCK disorder RAT'S COCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid RUSKIE, sudden DYKE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKING A or BUGFUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITHEAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JOHN SMILEY FACE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PENIS ON A STICK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken INCEST by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSWIPE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK OFF HITLER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CRAPFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially D'OH objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKTARD television programs to address JACKASS SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

DOUCHE Tourette's is TOURETTE'S SYNDROME not to be DICK confused with GOD DAMMIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BEAVER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NECROPHILIA random JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST disorientation, culturally-TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SOD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKING FUCKFUCKER language, BALLS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAMMIT WIENER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKFACE souvenir shoppes and massive POO POO BLOWJOB quantities MACACA of ANAL DIABETES SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A ASSWIPE Polite Note to the GENITALIA Author:

The CHUFF Tourette's FEMADOM Research Institute was CLIT founded to FUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SUCK MY DICK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKFACE article AY-AY-AY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and POLESMOKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MILF changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOUCHING.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about RAT'S ASS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of MACACA Tourrette's sufferers FUCKING swear. You can YID blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MASTURBATION TV, for always focusing on the BELGIUM bad side of a terrible GENITALIA thing.
• The main DIPSHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BOOBS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GRINGO knee FUCKSTAIN NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ARSE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes INBRED cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCK school for POLAK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNTRAG sufferers to become SMEG manically depressed and DICKFACE commit DOG SHIT suicide.
• There is no MOCCASINS cure, and the POLACK drugs that are available to, "calm" the TITS tics often have adverse ASS LICKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNT perodol" which caused my entire FRENCH TICKLER body to go JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS numb and PISS basically made it NIGGA! worse than LIMEY it is without the CUNT drug.

I am an active member of a BASTARD tourette syndrome GOBSHITE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BELGIUM the SEMEN public view of Tourettes as a "CAMEL FUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BOOBIES much much (hand spasms) more...

I am LET'S SHIT sorry for INBRED "hi-jacking" your FUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DONKEY PUNCHER this that really BALLS annoys me. I am working towards a SHITBALLS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FELLATIO article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MILF, and making fun of a DEVELOPERS! horrible disorder is (not) RAT'S COCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your INJUN time.

Best LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKWIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONASTERIES reply

As FALUN GONG Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MINORITIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT PROTESTS Westerners show is not an STUDENT PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SLITTY EYES degenerate capitalist culture in those MELAMINE countries. When showing LHASA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GRASS MUD HORSE in countries OPINION leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a ELECTION byproduct of your CENSORSHIP capitalist society NORTH KOREA.

Li Chiang “NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS” Wen

P.S. SHITFACE Regards to Andrew ANAL Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CECIL JOHN RHODES reply

The DOUCHE bastard who wrote this article. You can BULLSHIT punch him if you CUNT CRAPPER want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you LGBT RIGHTS remove this CONDOMS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with KU KLUX KLAN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DICKFACE saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine RUSKIE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASS and FUCKING playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SUCK MY COCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BONER BAND WITH 4 ASSHAT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DOUCHE HORSE! RUSKIE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO RUSKIE'S HOUSE

How P'KANG to BITCH cure CARPET MUNCHER the DOUCHE Tourette's SHITHEAD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKING for RAT'S COCK Tourette's FUCKSTAIN Syndrome JAP is DICKFACE following SHAKOPEE these WALRUS SHIT rules BLUMPKIN in JOHN ELWAY order:

• 1: Avoid DICKFACE immature NIGGER little O CANADA kids,
• 2: Count to RUSKIE within SEX 10 BELLENDseconds,
• 3: Do not open your COCKSTUFFER I WILL END YOU! FUCKING A nor JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS talk,
• 4: Tell RAT'S ASS yourself you BITCH don't VAGINA have I'LL RAPE YOU this REDSKIN disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PENIS WITH NASTY SUGARTITS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BEANER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the RUSKIE last straw DICKFACE!

I fucking put EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA' my comment at the TOP OF THE DONKEY DICK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SPIC the TOP OF CRAPMUNCHER THIS SHITE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be WIGGER offensive. DICKFACE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ARSEBADGERS people who try WIKIPEDIA to battle HITLER'WANK that tight-ass FRENCH TICKLER 17-year-COON—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PISS ARTIST it now, but someone said DIPSHIT' IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK TITTYWANK'BULLSHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHITSKIN is a laughing CRAP matter. Plus there NIGGER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BLISTERING BARNACLES Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKING JUMP! articles LONGCAT IS LONG about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASS stuff. So PORCUPINE'S BALLS that means SLOPE stop getting mad at the AUTOFELLATIO first part too and SHITFACE talking about the AUTOFELLATIO letter that it's CHOAD KISSER mocking (what FUCKWIT letter? I don't even know what DOT HEAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian BITCH hi self SHIT even made a really [expletive deleted] good point. "It's CLUSTERFUCK nothing more ASSRAPING from a head nod to a CAMEL JOCKEY knee tick". INJUN. Which I'll add HELL onto CROTCH saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't NIGGER suffer that CUNT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes POLAK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITE be, because if I were a SCUMBAG Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article STEVE BALLMER hilarious. If you PISS Want facts, go on JERRY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll RAT'S COCK be offended, don't read RANDY TRAVIS the freaking BUKKAKE article anyway.

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CLEMEN STEVE BALLMER SON OF A BITCH KIKE PUSSYLICKER DOT HEAD HUMAN RIGHTS SPANK THE MONKEY GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS PISS OFF CARPET MUNCHER SLOPE OSTRICH MY ASS BOON INBRED CLEMEN MALL SANTA FUCKSTAIN CUNT MARGARET THATCHER LOLCAT BEANER JACK OFF HELL NI CARPET MUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER CAMEL FUCKER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! COON YID FUCKHEAD CARPET MUNCHER DONKEY PUNCHER BAD MOTHERFUCKER CLIT CLEMEN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI COCKING FUCKBOROUGH JACKASS SHIT AY-AY-AY MOTHERFUCKER KIKE BOB SAGET BLUMPKIN BIRD IN THE HOUSE MOTHERFUCKER WANK DILDO ORGASM DAMN NAZI DICKHEAD CUNT FUCK YOU ASSHAT JACKASS PISS ARTIST FLYING FUCK PISS ARTIST YOU WANKER TITTIES FUCK FUCK NUGGET PEDOPHILIA CHENEY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA EAT MY SHIT! JACKASS TURD JERK OFF ASSWIPE HORSE PENIS CUNTRAG HONKY CUNTING ASSCRACK COCKGOBLIN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DILDO BITCH TESTICLE CHOKE I WILL END YOU! TOTAL COON Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DAMN and with the TAFFY and his WETBACK of girraffes in which FENCE JUMPER while reading about ALEX TREBEK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FLUFFY CLOUD