Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BASTARD'AY-AY-AY'PUNANI'FUCKFACE'FUCKWIT'SHITTY'BEANER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WANKSPLAT neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKWIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid I'LL RAPE YOU, sudden CROTCH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements GOD DAMN or PAKI vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DOODIE HEAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PISSHOLE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITBALLS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TWISTY VAGINA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PISS OFF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITTY RUSTY TROMBONE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous HELL utterFUCKance of socially BASTARD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DOG SHIT television programs to address TACO Tourette's syndrome.

DICKFACE Tourette's is SCUMBAG not to be DAMN confused with RAINBOWS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITBALLS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DAMN random DAMN disorientation, culturally-PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CHOAD language, GOATSE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RAPE FUCKSTAIN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BALL SACK souvenir shoppes and massive FIRECROTCH quantities FU SPANG of ANAL DIABETES BALLS garbage.

Darnit.

A DAMN IT Polite Note to the SHUT UP, MEG! Author:

The BALLS Tourette's PENIS Research Institute was GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS founded to FUCKHEAD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have COON Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your INBRED article PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKSTAIN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FROG'S FAT ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BEAVER Tourrette's sufferers TOWELHEAD swear. You can BASTARD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WALRUS SHIT TV, for always focusing on the CUNT bad side of a terrible BUGFUCK thing.
• The main GRINGO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BRUSH MA TEETH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'COCKSMOKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WIKIPEDIA knee KRAUT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FU SPANG no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASSFACE school for SPANK THE MONKEY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASS FASCIST sufferers to become HORSE SHIT manically depressed and BUTT PIRATE commit THONG TASTER suicide.
• There is no DILDO cure, and the CLIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the BULLSHIT tics often have adverse SHITBALLS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BOOBS perodol" which caused my entire FUCK body to go SHITFACE numb and DOG SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than WANK it is without the PORCH MONKEY drug.

I am an active member of a ASSRAPING tourette syndrome JOHN SMILEY FACE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating COCKSMOKER the ARSE public view of Tourettes as a "LICK PUSSY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CLEMEN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am EXTRA LONG PENIS sorry for SHITFUCKER "hi-jacking" your GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HOMO this that really RAT'S COCK annoys me. I am working towards a DAMN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SCROTUM, and making fun of a POLAK horrible disorder is (not) ANAL DIABETES funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SON OF A BITCH time.

Best CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TENTACLE RAPE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese I LIKE BUSH reply

As HUMAN RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BELGIUM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill WIKIPEDIA Westerners show is not an CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of COMMUNISM IS STUPID degenerate capitalist culture in those UIGURS countries. When showing DALAI LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust ELECTION in countries COMMUNISM IS STUPID leadership, those problems does not MONGOLIANS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a OPINION byproduct of your PROTESTS capitalist society WIKIPEDIA.

Li Chiang “STUDENT MOVEMENT” Wen

P.S. CUM Regards to Andrew SAND NIGGER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The FUCK OFF bastard who wrote this article. You can RAT'S ASS punch him if you SHIT want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my DIPSHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine I'LL RAPE YOU Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TACO and PISS OFF playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BIG FOOT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) RUSKIE BAND WITH 4 FUCK OFF MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TWO-INCH PENIS HORSE! I'LL RAPE YOU IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO I'LL RAPE YOU'S HOUSE

How PENIS to BENSON SUCKS cure ASS the OSTRICH MY ASS Tourette's BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GOD DAMN for MARY WHITEHOUSE Tourette's FIRECROTCH Syndrome ASSFACE is CUNTING ASSCRACK following FLAMING ASS BADGER these FIREWALLS rules TITWANK in PORCH MONKEY order:

• 1: Avoid EPIDIDYMIS immature NEGRO little COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK kids,
• 2: Count to BLUMPKIN within PRICK 10 JERK OFFseconds,
• 3: Do not open your JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PISS OFF POTTYMOUTH nor JOHN ELWAY talk,
• 4: Tell JUNGLE BUNNY yourself you PISS ARTIST don't BUKKAKE have GINGERBREAD this WANKSPLAT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNTBUCKET WITH NASTY BRITNEY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PUSSY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the I'LL RAPE YOU last straw POLACK!

I fucking put WIKIPEDIA' my comment at the TOP OF THE NI PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at NEGRO the TOP OF YID THIS WANK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CLEMEN offensive. SHITHEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to INBRED people who try DICK to battle BUTT PIRATE'CLEMEN that tight-ass DIPSHIT 17-year-COCKSMOKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ASSCRACK it now, but someone said FUCKING FUCKFUCKER' BLISTERING BARNACLES YOGHURT CANNON'PICKANINNY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CAMEL JOCKEY is a laughing SHITSKIN matter. Plus there FUCKING was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CRAPMUNCHER Uncyclopedia, there are DAMN articles PUSSY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSFACE stuff. So SLOPE that means INBRED stop getting mad at the DONALD RUMSFELD first part too and INJUN talking about the DICK TITS letter that it's PIECE OF SHIT mocking (what DOG FUCKER letter? I don't even know what NEGRO the heck you're talking about). Adrian YOU WANKER hi self I RAPE WALRUSES! even made a really TWAT good point. "It's TOWELHEAD nothing more SHITE from a head nod to a FRITZ knee tick". DOG FUCKER. Which I'll add ABO onto Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DICKWAD suffer that RAGHEAD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BASTARD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ARSE be, because if I were a BITCH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DUMBASS hilarious. If you TWISTY VAGINA Want facts, go on RAGHEAD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HELL be offended, don't read [expletive deleted] the freaking GO HOME AND DIE article anyway.

RAT'S ASS BEAVER CAMEL JOCKEY NIPPLES DICK TITWANK HORSE SHIT FUCK MOTHERFUCKER PORCH MONKEY

PRICK MOZILLA FIREFOX NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JUNGLE BUNNY CHOAD BITCH FUCK YOU YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN CLEVELAND STEAMER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK DAMN IT FAGGOT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DIRTY SANCHEZ IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TWO-INCH PENIS PISS MOCCASINS YOU WANKER GANGBANG NEOPETS FUCKBAG SUCK MY COCK HELL FUCKER PUSSY ASSWIPE JACKASS SHIT INJUN DOG SHIT DAMN BUGGER OFF WIENER YOUR MOM DOUCHEBAG NEGRO BITCH YOGHURT CANNON GOATSE JUMPING JESUS!!! SPICY CUNT FUCK POLAK IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! PISS FUCK YOU DICKLICK ELECTION FUCK YOU SHIT DOUCHE BUTT PIRATE DYKE GREASER FRITZ I'LL RAPE YOU PISS FUCK YOU TESTICLE CHOKE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SACRAMENTO TACO FUCKING SAND NIGGER SMEG NIGGER TITS TRANNY JIGGABOO FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK ASSHOLE PISS OFF SHITTY FUCK PECKERHEAD MONKEY SHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BITCH FELCHMONKEY DONKEY PUNCHER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TITS SIGMUND FREUD BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! PISS ARTIST DICK FAGGOT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKSTAIN ANAL DIABETES TOSSER CRAPPY HYPERINFLATION SHITSKIN DOM DeLUISE PIECE OF SHIT OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH CONDOMS FLYING FUCK NIGNOG CRAP ON A STICK BEANER DIPSHIT CRAP ON A STICK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HORSE SHIT SHITE BITCH ASSCRACK MOLDY TITS BOOBIES DICKFACE JACKASS BEANER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSWIPE WANK BUGFUCK RAT'S ASS CUNT BEANER MOTHERFUCKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BITCH MAMA MIA BOOBIES PISSHOLE OSTRICH MY ASS COON BUTT-HOLE SMEG BITCH WANK I AM CORNHOLIO! I RAPE WALRUSES! MOTHERFUCKER CHIGGER DONKEY DICK GO COUNT YOUR DICK POLAK RAT'S ASS TOSSER PISS OFF BUTT-HOLE ANAL TITS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DIPSHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK YOU WANKER ASSRAMMER CLEMEN SHITTY BASTARD SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCKSTAIN HELL CC PLZ WALRUS SHIT FUCK YOU JERRY FIST FUCK SHIT COCKSTUFFER DOG FUCKER BIG FOOT POMMIE GRIS GOATSE FELLATIO TITMOUSE DARTH VADER FUCKTARD YOU WANKER POLACK SOD OFF BITCH GANGBANG HATE HATE HAT [expletive deleted] INBRED ORGASM TITTIES CUNNILINGUS SHIT PORCH MONKEY JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FIST FUCK FUCKER TUBA JUNGLE BUNNY SPIC COCK FUCKSTAIN TURD PIECE OF SHIT RAT'S ASS DUMBASS JUNGLE BUNNY JACKASS MAMA MIA FUCKING I WILL END YOU! RAT'S COCK MY COMMUNION WAFER OF FUCK OFF BOOBS NIGNOG FELCHING FUCKWIT TOWELHEAD SHITSLIDE AAAAAAAAA! DOUCHE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI YOU WANKER SHITSLINGING BENSON SUCKS ASSHOLE GOD DAMMIT PEARL NECKLACE WANKSPLAT CHOAD KISSER BULLSHIT REDNECK RAT'S COCK BITCH DICK CHICKEN AUTOFELLATIO DICK TITS PIECE OF SHIT DICKFACE JACKASS YUKY DOODY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER HORSE SHIT HELL SHIT BOOBS FUCK SUCK MY DICK [EXPLETIVE] PENIS MARGARET THATCHER BIRD SHIT FUCKING A SHITHEAD RANDY TRAVIS ARSE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMN IT CHOAD BUTT-FOR-BRAINS GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCK YOU BITCH HORSE SHIT PUSSY CUNT DOT HEAD LENS CRAFTERS SHIT HELL PISS ARTIST YOU WANKER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS I'LL RAPE YOU ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKTARD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BUGFUCK BASKETBALL CUNNILINGUS PIECE OF SHIT CHENEY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT suck my mothers DICKHEAD CANNED QUOTE BLUMPKIN TAFFY CUNTBUCKET FUCKING A ARSE PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN FRITZ SON OF A BITCH DARTH VADER CUNTBUCKET BELLEND COMMUNIST DILDO PORCUPINE'S BALLS SAMUEL L. JACKSON DICK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SHITCOCK CARPET MUNCHER [Insert silly non-swear here] WANK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL COCKSUCKER HELL FUCKTARD SNUFF PORN FUCKING BULLCRAP ASSHAT SHITCOCK SHIT ASS DYKE GOD DAMMIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SEMEN I'LL RAPE YOU MOTHERFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER BOON DICKHEAD MOLDY TITS ASS LICKER STEVE BALLMER CLIT FRENCH TICKLER ARSEBADGERS HOCKEY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GENITALIA ASSHOLE WETBACK WINDOWS VISTA SCUMBUCKET YOUR MOM NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WIGGER MAMA MIA SHITTY SHITSLIDE MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKING JUMP! POMMIE BUTTFUCKER ANAL DIABETES VAGINA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM MOLDY TITS SUCK MY COCK FUCKFACE CUNTRAG PENIS FUCK NUGGET BITCH HOT GRITS FUCKING CUNT ASSRAMMER HELL SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKSTAIN DAMN IT FUCKTARD PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FELCHING TIMBER NIGGER DUMBASS BALL SACK SHITHEAD LENS CRAFTERS BUKKAKE GINGERBREAD DOUCHE FELLATIO RAT'S ASS PENIS ON A STICK BATHING SUIT AREA ASSHOLE HORSE PENIS YOU WANKER FELLATIO DICK CHICKEN FLYING FUCK BENCH PRESS SMEG DICK SHITTY PENISBIRD ASSHAT RAT'S ASS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CUNTBUCKET CUNNILINGUS ASSWIPE ARSE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS JUNGLE BUNNY BITCH DOG SHIT JERK OFF BULLCRAP FRIG SMEG ANAL DIABETES JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DOUCHETITS ASSHOLE TITWANK CUNT DONKEY DICK INBRED SCUMBAG DOODIE HEAD YOUR MOM JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BLOWJOB NIGNOG WETBACK PAKI TITTIES BULLSHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SOD MARCH OF FLAMES POLESMOKER I WILL END YOU! BASTARD BEAVER PIECE OF SHIT BOB SAGET FUCKFACE BUTTFUCKER SON OF A BITCH GOATSE PUNANI DARTH VADER INBRED BULLSHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GOOK ASS CUNT DICK DAMN BOLLOCKS FLYING RAT'S ASS PEARL NECKLACE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS COON PUSSY TAFFY DAMN MONKEY'S UNCLE SCROTUM TRANNY FRAK THONG TASTER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! LENS CRAFTERS POMMIE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASSHAT HELLFUCKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT NIGGER BELGIUM lowercase AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BASTARD STRAWBERRY ASS PISS ARTIST SHITSLINGING JACK OFF ASSRAPING NI BORDER HOPPER RAT'S COCK MOTHERFUCKER GOBSHITE BUTT-HEAD HUEY P. NEWTON NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKFACE CONDOMS FUCK OSTRICH MY ASS DICK IN A BOX ASSFACE SHAKOPEE SHITSKIN ANAL DIABETES SMEG GYPSY DICK TITS BEAVER EAT MY SHIT! FENCE JUMPER ORGASM JACK OFF EXTRA LONG PENIS FOUR-EYES MOTHERFUCKER INBRED NIGNOG SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ASSFACE O CANADA BASTARD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DAMN CHICKEN SHIT TAMPONS WANKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BRITNEY NORTH KOREA LIMEY BALL SACK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SCUMBUCKET SHITHEAD BUKKAKE RAT'S ASS SCUMBAG MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ARSE I'LL RAPE YOU YOU WANKER ASSCRACK SAND NIGGER JESSE McCARTNEY FELLATIO JIGGABOO YOU WANKER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS GOD DAMN JACKASS TITS & DICKS INBRED PRICK TITMOUSE I WILL KILL YOU! MALARKY LICK PUSSY TACO ASSCRACK POMMIE DICKLICK GARBAGE DAY! CLUSTERFUCK ASSFACE CLUSTERFUCK GENITALIA PENIS BLUMPKIN HENTAI SHIT JACKASS SHIT EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM BIRD SHIT SHITFUCKER NIHILISM EAT MY SHIT! THONG TASTER CRAPFUCKER SPUNK FUCKFUCKFUCK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCK A DUCK CUNT MICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN PRICK suck my mothers ORGASM PISSHOLE BLUMPKIN CROTCH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BITCH [EXPLETIVE] GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY BULLSHIT WILLY WONKA [EXPLETIVE] BEANER PISS ARTIST BONER FUCKWIT NIPPLES FELLATIO GREASER SMEG I'LL RAPE YOU BORDER HOPPER CLIT FRITZ AMERICA ONLINE ASS ASS ASSHOLE BASTARD BUGGER TAFFY MOTHERFUCKER FROG PISS ARTIST RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN I'LL RAPE YOU ORGASM PEDOPHILIA DIPSHIT TOTAL AUTOFELLATIO [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FRITZ BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU PEDOPHILIA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CAMEL FUCKER CUNNILINGUS CLIT GRIS ASS COCK CUNTYMINTS FLYING FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS POMMIE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DOUCHETITS DAMN FRED PHELPS TOWELHEAD BOOBS GOD DAMN CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHITHEAD ASSHOLE CLEVELAND STEAMER FRIG COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKING TURD JACKASS SPUNK FUCKER JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD TITS DAMN ASSWIPE SOD OFF DUMBASS FELCHING DAMN IT ASS VENEREAL DISEASE POMMIE SHITBALLS CUNT JACK OFF SHITFACE BUKKAKE WANK AUTOFELLATIO INBRED PENIS HOT GRITS ASS I WILL KILL YOU! TAFFY BUTTFUCKER POLACK WIGGER BALL SACK BULLSHIT FLYING FUCK suck my mothers FUCK NUGGET MOLDY TITS MICK FLYING FUCK FAGGOT ASS FASCIST PAKI GOBSHITE URINE-GARGLING LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS YUKY DOODY HELL TOSSER RAPE SHITSLINGING RAGHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MOZILLA FIREFOX INCEST TITS POLACK CLEMEN PRICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER PENIS FUCK MINORITIES INCEST PISS ARTIST I'LL RAPE YOU NAZI 666 SHUT UP, MEG! TWAT TITTYWANK KNOBJOCKEY POMMIE FUCKFACE MARGARET THATCHER ANAL SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS EAT MY SHIT! BALLS POLESMOKER COON NEOPETS CLEMEN MONKEY SHIT JACKASS SHIT DICK TITS NIPPLES DOUCHETITS BLISTERING BARNACLES PISS ARTIST PENISFUCK URINE-GARGLING ASSBANDIT GANGBANG RICK MORANIS ASSHAT CUNTYMINTS FUCKER NAZI VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER FUCK ASSHAT NAZI PISS ARTIST FUCK OFF ANUSCAKE BIG FOOT DAMN IT DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD BOOBS DONKEY PUNCHER FELLATIO BOON FASHION BUG SPICY CUNT FUCK PUSSY FUCKTARD GIVING HEAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI RAT'S ASS CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING DUNE COON ASSCRACK MOCKIE TITS CUNTRAG CHENEY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK DIPSHIT ASSRAPING POLAK 30 CASES OF PICKLES HORSE SHIT BUTTFUCKER ASS HONKY PIECE OF SHIT BLUMPKIN POLESMOKER JOHN ELWAY SCUMBAG NI TESTICLE CHOKE VAGINA TOTAL SCROTUM FELLATIO PEEPEE DILDO PENIS SHITTY ASS SPUNK YOU WANKER RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN DAMN NECROPHILIA BOOBS DAMN RAPE FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE HO MOZILLA FIREFOX SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCK OFF WANK JIZZ CHRISTHUMPER SHIT ASSWIPE YID BULLSHIT ABO GYPSY DAMN BASTARD NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! SOD RAT'S COCK JACKASS GOBSHITE PENISFUCK SUCK MY DICK QUEEF CHENEY ASS FLYING FUCK BIGNOSE BOOBS HOMO GANGBANG DIRTY SANCHEZ CRAPFUCKER HELL PISS ARTIST BALL SACK 666 SIGMUND FREUD PENIS FUCK BASTARD ASS LICKER pen0r HELL SEMEN ASSHOLE CROTCH JAP CUNTRAG POLAK ON CRACK POMMIE CUNT CRAPPER ARSEBADGERS LET'S SHIT PISS DAMMIT GANGBANG ASS INBRED TRANNY WETBACK HOLY DUMB FUCK INBRED ASS LICKER GOBSHITE SCUMBUCKET CLEMEN POMMIE BULLCRAP CONDOMS FUCK SHITFUCKER FRAK ASS WALRUS SHIT DIPSHIT BASTARD MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKHEAD TITS & DICKS SEX AMERICA'S GREAT! HENTAI RAT'S ASS I'LL RAPE YOU LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD JERRY MONKEY SHIT MOLDY TITS BLOWJOB SHITSLINGING BONER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! FUCK GOD DAMMIT DOUCHE CHOAD KISSER ASSFACE BASTARD RAT'S COCK JOHN SMILEY FACE JACK ABRAMOFF GOBSHITE ORGASM DAMN CONAN O'BRIAN TENTACLE RAPE RAT'S ASS FIRECROTCH TWISTY VAGINA CUNNILINGUS DYKE SHUT UP, MEG! BUGGER FUCK MOTHERFUCKER NIPPLES FUCK SHITTY FELCHING ASSHOLE DICKWAD BIGNOSE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ASSCRACK SON OF A BITCH FROG FUCKER BULLSHIT SHITFACE PUNANI FRIG BOOBS I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKWIT FUCK FUCK OFF SHITTY DOUCHETITS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! CONDOMS MAMA MIA SHITE ASSHAT NIGNOG JACKASS NINTENDOGS BAD MOTHERFUCKER ARSE DOUCHEBAG NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BALL SACK FUCK GOOK FLYING FUCK AMERICA ONLINE RAPE SHITBALLS WANK CRAPPY ASS BLESSED DAMN SAINT SHITFUCKER RAT'S COCK DAMN IT SEMEN WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKWIT MASTURBATION JENKEM WANK LET'S SHIT DUMBASS BELGIUM FUCKER HELL PIECE OF SHIT FUCK ASSFACE PISS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JAP DAMN IT YOU WANKER GO HOME AND DIE BASTARD FROG'S FAT ASS JERK OFF COLGATE DOUCHE NAZI DAMN IT BASTARD YOU WANKER GIVING HEAD SHIT JACKASS SHIT DAMN PENISBIRD SHIT DILDO TOSSER CUNT CRACKER CUNT BONER SAMUEL L. JACKSON OLD CHRIST OF A CONDOMS MASTURBATION PISS FENCE JUMPER CAMEL JOCKEY [Insert swear here] ASS ASSHAT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DAMN IT WANKER VAGINA SHITFACE PENISPENISPENIS!!! FUCKSTAIN INCEST PISS UP MY ARSE OH SHI– MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PORCH MONKEY WANKER KNOBJOCKEY BUGGER OFF FUCKTARD SPICY CUNT FUCK MICK ASSHAT SHITE SHITSKIN ASSHAT GOD DAMMIT FUCK PENISBIRD FUCK POOPY CLIT RAT'S ASS FUCKWIT CHOAD BENCH PRESS CUNTSWILLING FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JESSE McCARTNEY EXTRA LONG PENIS JOHN ELWAY SON OF A BITCH D'OH BONG CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE BUGGER CHOAD GOATSE CHOAD KISSER SON OF A BITCH ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DAMMIT NI BUKKAKE EMO BANGKOK POMMIE KAFFIR ASSHOLE JACKASS DOUCHE NAZI BIRD SHIT PRICK O CANADA DILDO JOHN ELWAY BULLSHIT DICKHEAD GANGBANG DICKLICK BUGGER OFF lowercase SHITHEAD PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! MASTURBATION DUNE COON CHINK GANGBANG SUCK MY COCK FELLATIO DOUCHING HEIL HITLER! SCROTUM PRICK INCEST WIENER FUCK PISSHOLE WHORE GANGBANG GOD DAMMIT PENIS FLYING FUCK ASSHAT COON CUNT CHUFF ASS COCKGOBLIN PISS OFF MY ASS MOTHERFUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PISS ARTIST ORGASM CONDOMS BOOBS FUCKING HOLY DUMB FUCK DAMN CHICKEN FRIES TAMPON IN MY ASS BUKKAKE CUNT AUTOFELLATIO BOOBS NAZI PIGS MIGHT FLY CRIMETHINK YOU WANKER MOCCASINS SPUNK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK OFF and with the JENKEM and his IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! of girraffes in which EMO while reading about VENEREAL DISEASE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DOUCHEBAG also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BASTARD