Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASSHAT'MALARKY'WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?'CHICKEN SHIT'WANK'TWAT'CROTCH Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSRAPING neurochemical FUCK disorder GO HOME AND DIE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITHEAD, sudden CAPTAIN CRUNCH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CLEVELAND STEAMER or DAMN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GYPSY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BANGKOK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CLEMEN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GO COUNT YOUR DICK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKWIT SHITFUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SOD utterFUCKance of socially BLUMPKIN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKHEAD television programs to address I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! Tourette's syndrome.

MASTURBATION Tourette's is VENEREAL DISEASE not to be suck my mothers confused with CUNT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying NI chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves [expletive deleted] random BAT FUCK INSANE disorientation, culturally-DONKEY DICK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth COON outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DIPSHIT language, BLUMPKIN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITHEAD FELCHING of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CAPTAIN CRUNCH souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK NUGGET quantities POMMIE of ANAL DIABETES HELL garbage.

Darnit.

A DOUCHE Polite Note to the SHITHEAD Author:

The WANKER Tourette's SUGARTITS Research Institute was ASS founded to IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!!.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GRINGO Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ANAL article PISS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSHOLE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKFACE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKING.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHAKOPEE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHIT Tourrette's sufferers REDNECK swear. You can BLUE PENIS! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NIGGER TV, for always focusing on the URINE-GARGLING bad side of a terrible COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS thing.
• The main TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DIRTY SANCHEZ involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JOHNNY knee KAFFIR NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DUMBASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FRED PHELPS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKER school for POOPY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HOSER sufferers to become JACKASS manically depressed and POO POO BLOWJOB commit BULLSHIT suicide.
• There is no JACKASS cure, and the NI drugs that are available to, "calm" the CLEMEN tics often have adverse GOBSHITE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna YOU WANKER perodol" which caused my entire OSTRICH MY ASS body to go AY-AY-AY numb and VANDAL basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITHEAD it is without the I WILL END YOU! drug.

I am an active member of a TWO-INCH PENIS tourette syndrome ASSHAT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating RANDY TRAVIS the GOAT DICK public view of Tourettes as a "BULLSHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GENITALIA much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FROG'S FAT ASS sorry for SOD "hi-jacking" your DIRTY SANCHEZ entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DICK this that really FUCKBAG annoys me. I am working towards a WINDOWS VISTA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOUCHETITS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be GO HOME AND DIE, and making fun of a JOHN SMILEY FACE horrible disorder is (not) BITCH funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DONKEY PUNCHER time.

Best COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FELLATIO” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese ELECTION reply

As OPINION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DEMOCRACY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CULT OF THE DEAD COW Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS degenerate capitalist culture in those PANCHEN LAMA countries. When showing DEMOCRACY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST in countries CHINA IS CAPITALIST leadership, those problems does not STUDENT MOVEMENT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TAIWAN byproduct of your DALAI LAMA capitalist society HUMAN RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “EUROIPODS” Wen

P.S. FUCK Regards to Andrew DILDO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The BASTARD bastard who wrote this article. You can TITS & DICKS punch him if you SHITE want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this LGBT RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with RHODESIA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ARSE saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my NAZI intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHITHEAD Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FLYING FUCK and WOP playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BITCH music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASSHOLE BAND WITH 4 CRACKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSHAT HORSE! SHITHEAD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITHEAD'S HOUSE

How SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM to CHING CHONG CHINK cure BALL SACK the GO HOME AND DIE Tourette's DUNE COON Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BLUE PENIS! for DICKFACE Tourette's INJUN Syndrome EPIDIDYMIS is BAT FUCK INSANE following NI these POOPOO rules FUCKSTAIN in SHITCUNTING order:

• 1: Avoid SPICY CUNT FUCK immature PISS ARTIST little SHIT kids,
• 2: Count to TITTIES within MONKEY SHIT 10 ASSWIPEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CHRISTHUMPER CRAP ON A STICK DELICIOUS CAKE nor SHAKOPEE talk,
• 4: Tell FAGGOT yourself you DICKHEAD don't PISS OFF have MOTHERFUCKER this KIKE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MOTHERFUCKER WITH NASTY NIGGER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WANK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHITHEAD last straw JOHN ELWAY!

I fucking put MOCCASINS' my comment at the TOP OF THE ALEX TREBEK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BLUMPKIN the TOP OF DAMN THIS NI ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FLAMING ASS BADGER offensive. DYKE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to RAT'S COCK people who try FUCKER to battle SHIT'GRAPE PENIS that tight-ass GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS 17-year-BAT FUCK INSANE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find RAT'S ASS it now, but someone said INBRED' RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD'BOOBS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GRINGO is a laughing SHITSLINGING matter. Plus there FUCKING A was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DICKHEAD Uncyclopedia, there are AUTOFELLATIO articles ARSE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching YOU WANKER stuff. So SHITTY that means FUCKING A stop getting mad at the NIGNOG first part too and FAG talking about the SCUMBAG letter that it's GOBSHITE mocking (what BENCH PRESS letter? I don't even know what DICKHEAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian DOUCHE hi self SHITTING DICK NIPPLES even made a really JACKASS good point. "It's CUNNILINGUS nothing more TAFFY from a head nod to a FUCK knee tick". MICK. Which I'll add GOBSHITE onto LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ANUSCAKE suffer that QUEEF much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CUNT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to POLAK be, because if I were a BUTT PIRATE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FRENCH TICKLER hilarious. If you THONG TASTER Want facts, go on NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll D'OH be offended, don't read DICK the freaking SHITSLINGING article anyway.

BRITNEY FUCKER PRICK CLEMEN DOUCHING QUEEF GENITALIA WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER

SHITE JAP JOHNNY ARSE BUTT PIRATE PISS TIT DIRT FUCKWIT PISS ART METAL PRODUCTS DIPSHIT BOOBS NORTH KOREA BOOBS TWO-INCH PENIS SHITHEAD PIG COCK I'LL RAPE YOU GOOK TITTYWANK PEDOPHILIA JAP HELL WANK RAT'S ASS WIKIPEDIA BUNG-HOLE FRITZ MOLDY TITS BEAVER JACKASS SHIT FUCKTARD HOT GRITS ALEX TREBEK COCKSMOKER DUMBASS DAMN SHITE ASSCRACK TITS HIV NEGATIVE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DOT HEAD ARSE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BITCH WANK WANKER FUCK YOU NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ANAL CUNTBUCKET EXTRA LONG PENIS CUNT CRAPPER FUCKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU TURD HELL DIPSHIT CHIGGER AUTOFELLATIO CHIGGER WALRUS SHIT WIGGER SCUMBUCKET DICKHEAD SEMEN I WILL END YOU! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CRACKER WIENER CLEMEN NAZI LIMEY FRIG BUGGER CUNTBUCKET ARSE BULLCRAP ASSBANDIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DICK CHICKEN DICKFACE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TOWELHEAD DIPSHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! SHIT SHITE SPUNK NORTH KOREA HADJI ORGASM HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY TAMPONS FUCKHEAD TIMBER NIGGER JERK OFF BANGKOK MACACA JIZZ SEX SIGMUND FREUD CHAV POMMIE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CRAP I WILL END YOU! PIECE OF SHIT ASS ARSEBADGERS JACKASS SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM MARGARET THATCHER BULLSHIT RUSTY TROMBONE MOLDY TITS SUITCASE PENIS FUCKFACE CRACKER KNOBJOCKEY CAMEL FUCKER HIGH WAGES SHITSLINGING DOT HEAD FAGGOT FUCKFACE SON OF A BITCH SHIT BITCH TITS LENS CRAFTERS NIGNOG PAKI JUNGLE BUNNY TITS & DICKS FIRECROTCH VAGINA POLESMOKER GOD DAMN SOD DICKHEAD CROTCH DIRTY SANCHEZ COON SUGARTITS POLAK FUCKHEAD QUEEF FIST FUCK LIMEY BIRD SHIT FUCKER WANKSPLAT SCUMBAG DAMN SUCK MY DICK PENIS PENIS SHITTY GOOK PISS DICK WOP INBRED BUTTFUCKER JACKASS SHIT DICK SCUMBAG YOU WANKER AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! GOATSE BIRD SHIT GYPSY TITTYWANK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SUCK A BIG DICK ASSWIPE DONALD RUMSFELD WANKSPLAT WINDOWS VISTA ANUSCAKE FIST FUCK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! COCKGOBLIN JOHNNY SCUMBUCKET FAG PISS ARTIST AUTOFELLATIO JACKASS WANKER CLUSTERFUCK COCKSUCKER ASSHOLE BUGFUCK AY-AY-AY TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKING JUMP! SHITSLINGING SEX DOG SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WANK JACKASS SHIT GRINGO BAT FUCK INSANE BUTTFUCKER SHITCOCK BLUMPKIN TITWANK SHITE CUNT TUBA BUGGER POMMIE GREASER BALL SACK FUCK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CROTCH DOUCHE NAZI JESSE McCARTNEY 666 O CANADA SHITSKIN FIRECROTCH SHITHEAD DOUCHE NAZI SHIT DYKE HEIL HITLER! AUTOFELLATIO SEX DAMN IT NICARAGUA I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKTARD ALEX TREBEK SHITBALLS FUCKSTAIN NI LAKE TITICACA GRINGO TITTIES MARY WHITEHOUSE HELL FUCKER SHIT OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH SHITE PISS ARTIST RAT'S COCK FUCKHEAD TWAT CUNT NIGGER BEAVER CHIGGER BIRD SHIT FUCKHEAD SON OF A BITCH BAT FUCK INSANE JENKEM KAFFIR CAMEL JOCKEY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! YID JIGGABOO IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS DICKFACE HELL SAND NIGGER BOYCOTT VIACOM! POLAK JACKASS PIECE OF SHIT PEARL NECKLACE DICK TAMPONS REDNECK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS GOD DAMMIT SHITBALLS SUNSHINE ROSIE O'DONNELL ALEX TREBEK HELL DICKHEAD THONG TASTER SHIT FUCK NUGGET I WILL END YOU! HORSE SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! ASSHOLE JACKASS SHIT NI FUCKBAG JIGGABOO WALRUS SHIT SHITHEAD POLESMOKER FUCKWIT BUTTFUCKER ASSWIPE FUCKTARD FAGGOT DICKHEAD CRAP ON A STICK TITWANK GIVING HEAD DAMN SPANK THE MONKEY I WILL KILL YOU! NIGNOG DUMBASS NECROPHILIA DILDO SHIT CUNT FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN SPIC FUCKHEAD DONGSHOVER SUGARTITS CUNT NAZI Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FIST FUCK BULLSHIT ASSHAT HELLFIRE TRANNY GOD DAMMIT BITCH CROTCH INBRED ORGASM ASSHOLE BASTARD FRITZ FUCK OFF TAFFY BITCH FUCK ART METAL PRODUCTS MARCH OF FLAMES ASSFACE BULLSHIT HELLFIRE BIRD IN THE HOUSE CRAPMUNCHER ANUSCAKE GO COUNT YOUR DICK DUMBASS WANK DICKFACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHIT BASTARD JERRY CUNTBUCKET FUCKWIT BITCH FUCKING A FUCK ASSWIPE RAT'S COCK BELGIUM KAFFIR RAGHEAD BUKKAKE VENEREAL DISEASE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNT GOATSE PECKERHEAD ASS DILDO DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICK CHICKEN INBRED SHITFACE SOD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASSFACE DICK IN A BOX POTTYMOUTH NECROPHILIA SHITTY FLAMING ASS BADGER TAMPON IN MY ASS PASTURE CUNT DAMN CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM JUNGLE BUNNY EPIDIDYMIS HELL ARSE WHORE RANDY TRAVIS JACKASS SHIT INJUN CHOAD NIGGER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ANAL DIABETES MOCKIE WANK CHIGGER ASS BALL SACK TITTYWANK CARPET MUNCHER FRIG WANK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! LIMEY JOHN ELWAY MOTHERFUCKER FELLATIO ASSCRACK VENEREAL DISEASE INJUN BEAVER RAT'S ASS CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DUNE COON ARSEBADGERS MOCCASINS MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER COCKSUCKER COCK MOCKIE MASTURBATION [expletive deleted] JERK OFF TITS & DICKS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! MOTHERFUCKER BOB SAGET BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHITFUCKER TOTAL DAMN SUCK MY COCK WANK POMMIE OH SHI– FUCK FUCKWIT SHIT HORSE PENIS ASS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FELLATIO COCKING FUCKBOROUGH GOD BLESS AMERICA BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKER COON SHOOP DA WHOOP FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK JESSE McCARTNEY RAGHEAD ASSWIPE POLAK BULLSHIT PIECE OF SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT NECROPHILIA LAKE TITICACA PISS OFF ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCKWIT FUCKER FASHION BUG CHING CHONG CHINK I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHAT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCKHEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER FRED PHELPS CHUFF TACO DICKFACE JACKASS SHIT INBRED RAGHEAD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DICK TITS NIGGER SHITHEAD FUCK BUGGER OFF BELLEND MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BITCH JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCK O CANADA PISS FUCK PIECE OF SHIT DAMN IT ARSE PISS ALEX TREBEK KRAUT BALLS DICKHEAD PISS OFF BULLSHIT RECTUM RAIDER GOD DAMN FELLATIO BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCKING A GIVING HEAD FUCKTARD JERK OFF FUCK A DUCK SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKFUCKFUCK TRANNY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKTARD PISS FENCE JUMPER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCK YOU DIRTY SANCHEZ NIGGER BENCH PRESS DAGO POMMIE FUCK YOU SHITBALLS HELL FIST FUCK FUCK NUGGET FROG PUSSYLICKER DAMN ABO KNOBJOCKEY DONKEY DICK CUM GOATSE IN SACREMENT ASSHAT BASTARD BUGFUCK WOODPECKERSHIT CANNED QUOTE INCEST ASS FRITZ BOON HORSE SHIT WANK SHIT SEX GOD DAMN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKTARD FLYING FUCK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME DAMN TURD CC PLZ SHITSLINGING JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST GANGBANG WIENER ORGASM CONDOMS ASSBANDIT FUCKWIT SCROTUM HO FUCK OFF REDNECK STEVE BALLMER I'LL RAPE YOU COCKSUCKER SHITBALLS WANK WANKSPLAT FUCKFACE SON OF A BITCH FUCKING suck my mothers FOUR-EYES CLUSTERFUCK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FASHION BUG BOOBS HAIL SATAN! HELL PUSSYLICKER PISS ARTIST NIGGER TITS FUCKSTAIN BUGFUCK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ORGASM GO COUNT YOUR DICK HELLFIRE BALLS CUNTRAG FUCK BASTARD I'LL RAPE YOU JIGGABOO CC PLZ I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SAGGY TITS RAT'S COCK BIRD SHIT GENITALIA CHIGGER [expletive deleted] DONKEY PUNCHER ASSWIPE FUCKING TITS PIECE OF SHIT MILF DICK ARSE WARNER MUSIC GROUP GOD DAMN BOLLOCKS POWERSHIT CUNTBUCKET PRICK CLEVELAND STEAMER MOCCASINS GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKFACE BUTT PIRATE FUCKING A HO JIGGABOO WANK OSTRICH MY ASS YOGHURT CANNON COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT JACKASS DONKEY PUNCHER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PISS OFF GRINGO SON OF A BITCH MOCCASINS DOT HEAD WANKSPLAT NIGNOG FENCE JUMPER PORCUPINE'S BALLS OH SHI– HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS POLACK GOD DAMMIT TITS SEX ALEX TREBEK DICK CHICKEN JACKASS SHIT ASSCRACK CRACKER CHING CHONG CHINK FRAK QUEEF COON DOG FUCKER EMO HELL DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PEDOPHILIA DAMMIT FUCKFACE FUCK YOU CLEMEN DAMNED TABERNACLE CUM JOHN ELWAY CAMEL FUCKER WHORE BASTARD CLUSTERFUCK OH SHI– DARTH VADER PEEPEE SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITE TITMOUSE BUGGER OFF CLEMEN TOTAL GOD DAMN CHIGGER BOOBIES GOD DAMN BELLEND YUKY DOODY [expletive deleted] PEARL NECKLACE TIT DIRT WIENER SON OF A BITCH SON OF A BITCH PISS SEMEN ARSE FLYING FUCK WIKIPEDIA NAZI ASSHAT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST REBECCA BLACK PISS OFF CUNNILINGUS NIGGER CLUSTERFUCK FELLATIO PISSHOLE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING BASEBALL DAMN IT GOOK GARBAGE DAY! ASSCRACK KNOBJOCKEY ART METAL PRODUCTS CLUSTERFUCK BULLCRAP ASSFACE RAPE CONSENSUS FUCKHEAD BULLSHIT FUCKBAG COCKSMOKER DOODIE HEAD I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FLYING RAT'S ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMN REBECCA BLACK MASTURBATION FUCKSTAIN JOHN ELWAY FUCKHEAD CRAP CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKING MALARKY FUCK KAFFIR FIST FUCK BLISTERING BARNACLES LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS EXTRA LONG PENIS SPANK THE MONKEY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP OSTRICH MY ASS NIGGER FUDGEPACKER BUGFUCK RUSTY TROMBONE CUNT LIMEY ASSHAT FELLATIO BUTTFUCKER DICKFACE PUSSY DRAMA BRUSH MA TEETH NIGGER TITS WINDOWS VISTA DONKEY PUNCHER DONKEY PUNCHER FLYING FUCK MALL SANTA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS WETBACK POTTYMOUTH DOUCHING PORCH MONKEY TAMPONS CONAN O'BRIAN SHITSLINGING CLIT FUCK BASTARD SHITFACE GOD DAMN JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PRICK ANAL DIABETES pen0r BITCH DOG SHIT CUNTBUCKET BALLS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COCKSUCKER CHOAD KISSER GENITALIA RAPE BOB SAGET CHRIS CHAN DICKFACE SOD BOOBS SAGGY TITS FUDGEPACKER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ASSHOLE 30 CASES OF PICKLES BASTARD LOLCAT FIRECROTCH LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! 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SHIT COCK GOD DAMN ASSHAT CUNT [EXPLETIVE] CUNNILINGUS FUCK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKHEAD ASSHOLE SHITTY PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASS SHUT UP, MEG! BOLLOCKS FUCKFACE DICKLICK EXTRA LONG PENIS CHING CHONG CHINK WANKER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy DAMMIT PUSSY WANK TOWELHEAD ASSHAT PISS ARTIST CLUSTERFUCK FUCKTARD BUTT-HOLE HORSE SHIT CLIT COCKGOBLIN FLYING RAT'S ASS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKHEAD PENIS ON A BUN BITCH WIENER SHITE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CUNNILINGUS CUNT PISS I RAPE WALRUSES! PUSSY DAMN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS FIRECROTCH INBRED PIECE OF SHIT ASS SHITHEAD WANK SUGARTITS DICKFACE CUNT SHITSLINGING RUSKIE CHICKEN SHIT FELCHING COCK PEDOPHILIA NIPPLES JACKASS SHIT PASTURE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI RAT'S ASS GIVING HEAD YID JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PISS OFF DOUCHEBAG JACK ABRAMOFF TITMOUSE FEMADOM LIMEY BUGGER I LIKE BUSH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MILF CUNT BOLLOCKS ASS DARTH VADER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SEX PISS ARTIST WANK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TIT DIRT HOSER PRICK HAIL SATAN! MOCKIE BULLSHIT HOSER NECROPHILIA SEX SEMEN FUCKSTAIN ASS DOG FUCKER FUCKFACE WANK ASSFACE WANK SHITE WIENER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DICK TITS ASS CHOAD KISSER pen0r GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCK OFF JAP JACK ABRAMOFF CRAPPY FUCKWIT BUTTFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK CUNT BITCH JOHNNY FUCKSTAIN TWAT WEHATEMARIO PIGFUCKER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK OFF WILLY WONKA BUKKAKE FRED PHELPS ASSHAT CUNT SUCK MY DICK SPIC PISS BLOWJOB WANK GENITALIA DIPSHIT FUCKFACE ASSHAT PEDOPHILIA FUCKING A SOD OFF ASSCRACK JAP TACO FUCKWIT ASS LICKER FUCKWIT SON OF A BITCH I RAPE WALRUSES! SCROTUM ROSIE O'DONNELL DAMN CRAPPY CHUFF TAMPONS TRANNY PISS BITCH CHOAD DUMBASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI NIGNOG PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE JACKASS RAT'S ASS CHICKEN SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE RAT'S COCK DIPSHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ORGASM CUNTING ASSCRACK DICKLICK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TOSSER WANK MOCKIE CUNT DIPSHIT YOU WANKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITE DAMN FAG ASSHOLE EMO SON OF A BITCH CLUSTERFUCK TAMPON IN MY ASS TRANNY SHITFUCKER ASSHOLE FELLATIO CHING CHONG CHINK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SACRAMENTO SCUMBAG TIMBER NIGGER SOD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCK TWAT GRAPE PENIS FENCE JUMPER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PISS ARTIST PISS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive NIPPLES and with the SHITHEAD and his SOD of girraffes in which DONKEY DICK while reading about MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See GOD DAMMIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• HORSE PENIS