Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's PISS UP MY ARSE'MOTHERFUCKER'POKÉMON'FUCKHEAD'BUKKAKE'BASTARD'SHITTY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a PISS ARTIST look at the SHIT talk page of this CRAP ON A STICK article for notes or discussion before GOD DAMN editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKFUCKFUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder PEARL NECKLACE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WANK, sudden FUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKBAG or SHITBALLS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HOT GRITS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CRAPPY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PIG include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BLUMPKIN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FAGGOT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GRIS MINORITIES words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GIVING HEAD utterFUCKance of socially ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FIST FUCK television programs to address DOUCHEBAG Tourette's syndrome.

TITTIES Tourette's is COCKING FUCKBOROUGH not to be PISS ARTIST confused with CRAPFUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DOUCHE NAZI chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL random CAMEL JOCKEY disorientation, culturally-CUNNILINGUS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FOUR-EYES language, BITCH and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASS NIPPLES of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TONY LA RUSSA souvenir shoppes and massive RAGHEAD quantities CLUSTERFUCK of ANAL DIABETES BUTT PIRATE garbage.

Darnit.

A SAND NIGGER Polite Note to the BLOWJOB Author:

The WANK Tourette's SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM Research Institute was JUNGLE BUNNY founded to FELCHMONKEY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FIRECROTCH Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASSWIPE article PIECE OF SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCK YOU I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DEMOCRACY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASSCRACK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DAGO Tourrette's sufferers AUTOFELLATIO swear. You can SHITFACE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ORGASM TV, for always focusing on the I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL bad side of a terrible PIGFUCKER thing.
• The main MONKEY SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ART METAL PRODUCTS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CHOAD KISSER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GOD DAMN knee BOOBS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DOT HEAD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GOD DAMMIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CHOAD KISSER school for MONKEY SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CHINK sufferers to become SHIT LIKE A HORSE manically depressed and CLUSTERFUCK commit BLUMPKIN suicide.
• There is no PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT cure, and the MOZILLA FIREFOX drugs that are available to, "calm" the HOSER tics often have adverse BITCH side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITFACE perodol" which caused my entire BITCH body to go BUTT-HOLE numb and ASSHOLE basically made it NIGGA! worse than DICK it is without the CHOAD drug.

I am an active member of a CLEMEN tourette syndrome OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY the DONALD RUMSFELD public view of Tourettes as a "TONY LA RUSSA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CHOAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUNT sorry for BLISTERING BARNACLES "hi-jacking" your FIST FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BITCH this that really DOG SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a ARSE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITCOCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MOTHERFUCKER, and making fun of a POLACK horrible disorder is (not) TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your RUSTY TROMBONE time.

Best FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITSLINGING” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FALUN GONG reply

As STUDENT MOVEMENT Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GRASS MUD HORSE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT MOVEMENT Westerners show is not an MEG effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHRISTIANITY degenerate capitalist culture in those GOOGLE countries. When showing CAPITALISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries EUROIPODS leadership, those problems does not TIBET occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DALAI LAMA byproduct of your 1984 capitalist society MONGOLIANS.

Li Chiang “1984” Wen

P.S. WANK Regards to Andrew HORSE SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

The INCEST bastard who wrote this article. You can HELL punch him if you DYKE want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this SALISBURY article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “SALISBURY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHIT saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my FLYING FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WANK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BASTARD and GYPSY playing Roblox's Adopt Me with HELL music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BITCH BAND WITH 4 CUNTRAG MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BOLLOCKS HORSE! WANK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WANK'S HOUSE

How ASSCRACK to TWAT cure BALLS the FLYING RAT'S ASS Tourette's OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! for JACK OFF Tourette's RAGHEAD Syndrome FUCK YOU is BOB SAGET following suck my mothers these SHITTY rules SUGARTITS in JIGGABOO order:

• 1: Avoid GOD BLESS AMERICA immature FUCK little FUCKING kids,
• 2: Count to EXTRA LONG PENIS within BORDER HOPPER 10 NEGROseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BUTTFUCKER GOBSHITE ROSIE O'DONNELL nor FUCK talk,
• 4: Tell INBRED yourself you FUCK OFF don't DOG SHIT have CUNNILINGUS this HO disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GOD DAMMIT WITH NASTY CUNTSWILLING DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WETBACK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WANK last straw FRITZ!

I fucking put FUCKWIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE BUTTFUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JACKASS the TOP OF FUCK THIS DAMN ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FELLATIO offensive. NINTENDOGS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TURD people who try FLYING RAT'S ASS to battle WALRUS SHIT'CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON that tight-ass BITCH 17-year-DICKFACE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT it now, but someone said SHIT' GOD DAMMIT JERK OFF'GOATSE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SUCK COCKS IN HELL! is a laughing DOUCHETITS matter. Plus there DOUGHNUT PUNCHER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FRITZ Uncyclopedia, there are ASSCRACK articles PISS ARTIST about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK YOU stuff. So SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM that means FOUR-EYES stop getting mad at the 666 first part too and CUM talking about the HI, BILLY MAYS HERE letter that it's FAG mocking (what FUCKSTAIN letter? I don't even know what WIKIPEDIA the heck you're talking about). Adrian SON OF A BITCH hi self DICK CHICKEN even made a really SON OF A BITCH good point. "It's MILF nothing more FUCKING JUMP! from a head nod to a DOM DeLUISE knee tick". GYPSY. Which I'll add GRUE RAPE onto BUTT-HEAD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BALLS suffer that MOZILLA FIREFOX much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DICKLICK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKFACE be, because if I were a SUCK MY COCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article D'OH hilarious. If you SHITTY Want facts, go on HI, BILLY MAYS HERE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS be offended, don't read TAFFY the freaking CLEMEN article anyway.

KAFFIR CUNT CROTCH BULLSHIT FUCK YOU NAZI FROG'S FAT ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS JAP SHITCOCK

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CUNT POOPOO LENS CRAFTERS KU KLUX KLAN SOD OFF RUSKIE SON OF A BITCH GO COUNT YOUR DICK FENCE JUMPER SOD RECTUM RAIDER FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH FUCKING FLYING FUCK FUCK YOU WANKER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FAG MONKEY'S UNCLE ASSRAPING JOHNNY BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKHEAD DAMN URINE-GARGLING DONKEY PUNCHER FIRECROTCH FUCKER BUGGER HEIL HITLER! WOODPECKERSHIT DAMMIT BUKKAKE PIGFUCKER COCKSUCKER CHOAD HELL BULLSHIT HOMO SHITHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT TUBA BULLSHIT FUCK SHIT DAGO DAMN IT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! SPUNK BITCH SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TITS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! AUTOFELLATIO PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM THONG TASTER DAMN DYKE BALLS VAGINA NI FRIG JIGGABOO FUCKTARD SUCK MY DICK CUNNILINGUS UIGURS PUSSY RAT'S ASS JERK OFF CUNT CRAPPER SUITCASE PENIS BUTTFUCKER DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER BULLSHIT DILDO DICKFACE COCKSHITTER COON SACRAMENTO AMERICA ONLINE SHITCOCK CUM GYPSY JUSTIN BIEBER DICK MONKEY BALLS CLIT YOU WANKER HOMO NIGGER ASS FUCKSTAIN WOODPECKERSHIT TITS WANK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST COCKSMOKER BOLLOCKS FUCKER SHITE MARGARET THATCHER DONKEY DICK PEDOPHILIA PISS OFF FUCKING WANKER HONKY RICK MORANIS DONKEY DICK JENKEM ASSWIPE PAKI PISSHOLE MONKEY SHIT MOCCASINS RAT'S ASS DAMN GYPSY ASS HADJI PISS WANK CONDOMS JACKASS BOOBIES FLYING FUCK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CUNT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DONKEY PUNCHER CUM DUMBASS WANKER ASSHOLE DOT HEAD CUM FUCKTARD BOLLOCKS KRAUT SCUMBAG GANGBANG LET'S SHIT ASS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PISS OFF NAZI DARTH VADER COCKSUCKER POLESMOKER FLYING RAT'S ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES BOOBIES FIST FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKSTAIN PENISFUCK FRITZ MARGARET THATCHER CRACKER JOHN ELWAY CLUSTERFUCK RAPE FUCKSTAIN JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK COCKGOBLIN WOP FRAK HEAVEN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS POMMIE QUEEF INBRED OSTRICH MY ASS GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK BALL SACK FUCKSTAIN VENEREAL DISEASE BELLEND BIGNOSE FIST FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS JENKEM FUCK SHIT CLUSTERFUCK BALLS ROSIE O'DONNELL ASSHAT CHALICE FUCKFACE COLGATE SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! POLESMOKER KRAUT SHIT TITS & DICKS FRENCH TICKLER HORSE SHIT POLACK FELLATIO ASSWIPE BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER GYPSY DICK DOUCHETITS MONKEY SHIT RAPE DAMN [expletive deleted] FEMADOM CUNTBUCKET I'LL RAPE YOU CHIGGER CUM MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING DYKE FELCHING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SON OF A BITCH HELL YOU WANKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT suck my mothers BUGFUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCK OFF PENISFUCK DIPSHIT DAGO POLACK POLESMOKER PEDOPHILIA FUCK OFF I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! TITWANK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITE 4CHAN I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCK A DUCK DYKE LET'S SHIT FUCKFACE ASSHOLE [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] ROSIE O'DONNELL BUGGER FAG FLYING RAT'S ASS O CANADA CHICKEN SHIT FRIG DICKHEAD VAGINA COCKSMOKER FUCKING BASEBALL WOODPECKERSHIT POOPY JESSE McCARTNEY SMEG DOUCHEBAG DAMN BITCH SHITFACE ASS SHITFUCKER ASSHOLE ASSHAT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TITS BASTARD BENCH PRESS HORSE SHIT ASS LICKER SEMEN INBRED JACK OFF BOOBIES REDNECK DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSFACE POTTYMOUTH JACKASS SHIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! PISS BATHING SUIT AREA BUGFUCK BITCH LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS WANK MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S ASS GREASER TRANNY TITS & DICKS CHOAD suck my mothers FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS DAMN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TENTACLE RAPE NIGGER POMMIE PENISPENISPENIS!!! GOD DAMN DOUCHEBAG SCUMBAG RAPE NIPPLES PORCH MONKEY TOWELHEAD PEEPEE BRUSH MA TEETH GOBSHITE DEMOCRACY LOGJAMMER ARSE CHRISTHUMPER ASS TURD SHIT OUT OF MY DICK SHITHEAD TRANNY CUNT SEMEN SHAKOPEE DOUCHEBAG CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM RICK MORANIS HELL GYPSY MONKEY SHIT PENIS ON A STICK DAMN DICKLICK KIKE JOHN SMILEY FACE INBRED FUCK FUCK OFF CUNT JACKASS MOCCASINS SON OF A BITCH SUITCASE PENIS PISS ARTIST HELL LOLCAT BITCH PUNANI NIGNOG PORCUPINE'S BALLS FLYING FUCK NIGNOG INBRED PUSSYLICKER SOD OFF SHIT SHITE 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHIT DAGO CUNNILINGUS SPUNK SEX FUCKHEAD GOBSHITE DIPSHIT BUNG-HOLE PENIS CUM JIZZ CHOLERA IS FUN! LOLCAT PENIS FIST FUCK STEVE BALLMER PENIS FELLATIO YOGHURT CANNON GENITALIA ANAL DIABETES ARSE DICK IN A BOX IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKHEAD LOLLIPOPS PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK VAGINA ASSFACE WIKIPEDIA CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON GOBSHITE GENITALIA GYPSY SON OF A BITCH [expletive deleted] PIG FAGGOT ABO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DONKEY DICK SHITTY DOUCHETITS SHITE CRAPFUCKER SHITTY ALF DUMBASS FUCKER CONDOMS NECROPHILIA PISS ARTIST POWERSHIT GOD DAMMIT MOZILLA FIREFOX WIENER DIPSHIT RUSTY TROMBONE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCKWIT CUNT HAIL SATAN! RAPE FAG GARBAGE DAY! FUCK DIPSHIT NIPPLES MOCCASINS KRAUT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK WANK DICKWAD GOD DAMN FUCK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST MICK SHIT DAMNATION COON FUCKSTAIN THONG TASTER WHORE WANKER DOUCHEBAG CROTCH POMMIE ASSHAT FUCK OFF BALLS WANK DAMNATION GO HOME AND DIE DAMNATION HITLER FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER DAMN BOB SAGET AY-AY-AY FUCKWIT BIGNOSE BALLS COCKSTUFFER DAMN SPICY CUNT FUCK FOUR-EYES NORTH KOREA COON DICKFACE FUCKER TWO-INCH PENIS PUSSY DIMETHYL GLYCOL DAMN IT POLAK I RAPE WALRUSES! MOTHERFUCKER YOUR MOM ARSE PISS OFF BASTARD SHITE FEMADOM DAMN JAP MOZILLA FIREFOX ASS FASCIST POMMIE WANK [Insert yet another person's name here] FAGGOT PORCH MONKEY SON OF A BITCH CAMEL FUCKER HORSE SHIT SAND NIGGER VENEREAL DISEASE INCEST GO HOME AND DIE PUSSY SHIT SCUMBAG SHITFACE OH SHI– SHITE SHIT INCEST RAGHEAD SNUFF PORN SHAKOPEE JIZZ SEX NORTH KOREA BIRD SHIT GENITALIA PUSSY SHIT SCUMBAG RECTUM RAIDER FUCK TWAT YOU WANKER PISS FUCKSTAIN HELL VANDALISM IS COOL LIMEY JOHNNY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE KRAUT TURD BIRD SHIT FUCKHEAD AY-AY-AY LET'S SHIT ASS FASCIST SPUNK RAT'S ASS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FELCHMONKEY FUCKTARD YOU WANKER PISS OFF MY ASS NIGNOG ASSWIPE FENCE JUMPER BOOBS WALRUS SHIT SHITHEAD MALARKY BANGKOK PIGFUCKER ASSWIPE RAT'S ASS MASTURBATION SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITHEAD BOON HORSE SHIT MOCCASINS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CUNNILINGUS NEGRO RICK MORANIS CLEMEN WANK GENITALIA DICK PISSHOLE COCKSTUFFER PENIS ON A STICK FLYING RAT'S ASS PIECE OF SHIT DOUCHE NAZI DICKWAD ORGASM CUNTRAG PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKFACE LENS CRAFTERS BONG TACO TITTIES FUCKTARD LET'S SHIT CLUSTERFUCK BLOWJOB DICK CROTCH DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FOUR-EYES VAGINA PISS OFF CHOAD VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK RICK MORANIS DICKHEAD FUCK FUCK YOU HONKY RAGHEAD CANNED QUOTE BASTARD MOZILLA FIREFOX MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BULLSHIT COLGATE WANK DICK TITS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT LET'S SHIT NIGGER TITS FUCK WINDOWS VISTA DUMBASS GENITALIA GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE PORCUPINE'S BALLS TURD ASSHOLE DICKLICK DUNE COON BUGFUCK NIGGER FLYING FUCK BEAVER VAGINA SHITSLINGING BULLSHIT BULLCRAP FIRECROTCH DONKEY DICK CUNTSWILLING BASTARD HONKY FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT MOLDY TITS QUEEF FUCKING A I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BASTARD GOD DAMMIT FUCK CUNT CRAPFUCKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? KNOBJOCKEY DAGO PENIS YOU SUCK BALLS ABO SHITBALLS CAMEL JOCKEY GOD DAMMIT BUGGER OFF BEANER PORCH MONKEY DICK SHITFUCKER SHITE SOD I'LL RAPE YOU SHUT UP, MEG! ASS KRAUT GO HOME AND DIE PECKERHEAD PISS OFF CRAP ON A STICK CUNTRAG WANK FROG BALL SACK PUNANI KRAUT TITWANK SHITCUNTING BITCH MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S COCK DICKFACE DONKEY DICK DIPSHIT DUMBASS WOMEN'S RIGHTS TWAT JACKASS BITCH JERK OFF DYKE PISS OFF FUCKING JUMP! PISS OFF FASHION BUG FRENCH TICKLER REDSKIN FUCK FAG MASTURBATION CLUSTERFUCK DONKEY DICK SMEG I'LL RAPE YOU SEX PISS BUTT PIRATE NECROPHILIA BULLSHIT EMO GO HOME AND DIE FUCKING A HELL GOD DAMN FUCKING JUMP! PISS ARTIST FELCHING VENEREAL DISEASE FLYING FUCK CHING CHONG CHINK CROTCH RAT'S COCK FUCK HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN DAMN MALL SANTA PENIS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! BUTT-HEAD HOT GRITS CLUSTERFUCK DAMN GOATSE YOU SUCK BALLS DILDO [Insert silly non-swear here] QUEEF JUSTIN BIEBER ASSCRACK BULLSHIT HORSE SHIT FUCKTARD WIGGER DOG FUCKER HELL FUCKSTAIN DEVELOPERS! RAGHEAD HONKY YOUR MOM WANK PECKERHEAD FUCKSTAIN FIREWALLS CUNTRAG BULLSHIT SHAKOPEE BEAVER DAMN YOU WANKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKTARD JAP POOPOO POMMIE YOU WANKER NEGRO GO HOME AND DIE ASSRAPING FUCK YOU FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FELCHING DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BOOBS MOTHERFUCKER MARY WHITEHOUSE CHOAD KISSER FUCK YOU WANK DAMMIT PISS ARTIST JESSE McCARTNEY TENTACLE RAPE JERK OFF GYPSY EMO BOON CARPET MUNCHER KIKE NIGGER ASSWIPE SOD PUSSY DICKHEAD FAG NIPPLES MOLDY TITS RECTUM RAIDER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT COCK TAFFY SHAKOPEE ASSRAPING HORSE SHIT MOLDY TITS SHIT CUNT LAPPER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HAIL SATAN! POMMIE SCROTUM DIRTY SANCHEZ GO COUNT YOUR DICK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE HELL KIKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ASSCRACK BOOBS JERRY DAMNATION JACKASS ASS CUNT TITTYWANK BUTTFUCKER PUSSY SHITE WANKSPLAT BUDDHISM BITCH DAMN ASS KIKE BASTARD EMO DOG SHIT PENIS ON A STICK CUNTSWILLING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PISS FUCKTARD DELICIOUS CAKE SHIT SHITSLINGING FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE SHITE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FELCHMONKEY NECROPHILIA GOBSHITE ASS STEVE BALLMER MARGARET THATCHER BUTT PIRATE DOG SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMMIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCKWIT DONKEY DICK PORCH MONKEY SHITE FLYING FUCK POMMIE ASS MOTHERFUCKER D'OH COON PISSHOLE FAGGOT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DICKFACE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ASS SHIT LENS CRAFTERS COCK AUTOFELLATIO SHIT DICKHEAD RHODESIA COCK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS PEEPEE JACKASS COCKSMOKER CHUFF BASTARD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive KNOBJOCKEY and with the GOOK and his SCUMBUCKET of girraffes in which SHITCOCK while reading about GOD DAMN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• NEGRO