Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WIENER, sudden COCKGOBLIN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HO or NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GYPSY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BITCH way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BUTT-HOLE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NECROPHILIA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PISSHOLE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ANUSCAKE DOT HEAD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous KRAUT utterFUCKance of socially GRUE RAPE objectionable words).
AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's is BUKKAKE not to be COCKSMOKER confused with JUNGLE BUNNY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying NICARAGUA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNT CRAPPER random TURD disorientation, culturally-SHITE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth NORTH KOREA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASS language, DELICIOUS CAKE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TWAT NI of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SEMEN souvenir shoppes and massive BOOBIES quantities CUM of ANAL DIABETES SHITSLINGING garbage.
Darnit.
A FUCKHEAD Polite Note to the CHOAD Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DUNE COON Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CUNT article FUCKTARD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and VAGINA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DAMN IT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOUCHE NAZI.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PORCH MONKEY Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of GOD DAMMIT Tourrette's sufferers DOG FUCKER swear. You can MARY WHITEHOUSE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PISS UP MY ARSE TV, for always focusing on the BITCH bad side of a terrible FROG'S FAT ASS thing.
- The main ARSE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BAT FUCK INSANE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small EMO knee SHITFACE NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is INBRED no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JUMPING JESUS!!! school for FUCKING something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HELL sufferers to become FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD manically depressed and CLUSTER FUCK commit YOU WANKER suicide.
- There is no NIPPLES cure, and the DOUCHING drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKER tics often have adverse BALLS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MARGARET THATCHER perodol" which caused my entire GRIS body to go HEIL HITLER! numb and DAMN IT basically made it NIGGA! worse than CHENEY it is without the DICKHEAD drug.
I am an active member of a CUNT tourette syndrome DICKHEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JERK OFF the PRICK public view of Tourettes as a "DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GRUE RAPE much much (hand spasms) more...
I am BULLCRAP sorry for FUCK "hi-jacking" your COON entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKWIT this that really SHITE annoys me. I am working towards a BULLSHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSWIPE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MOTHERFUCKER, and making fun of a NIGNOG horrible disorder is (not) COON funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DELICIOUS CAKE time.
Best CAPTAIN CRUNCH regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “HADJI” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese COMMUNISM IS STUPID reply
As SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONASTERIES Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of OPINION degenerate capitalist culture in those WIKIPEDIA countries. When showing GOVERNMENT FILTERS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST in countries TIANENMEN SQUARE leadership, those problems does not BUDDHIST MONK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST byproduct of your GOOGLE capitalist society TIBETAN BUDDHISM.
Li Chiang “GRASS MUD HORSE” Wen
P.S. SCROTUM Regards to Andrew SHITE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply
As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?
Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PISS saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my CHOAD KISSER intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine WIENER Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are CONDOMS and TESTICLE CHOKE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with INBRED music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PISSHOLE BAND WITH 4 TOSSER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A COON HORSE! WIENER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WIENER'S HOUSE
How BITCH to PEDOPHILIA cure BUTT-FOR-BRAINS the JIGGABOO Tourette's FENCE JUMPER Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment GIVING HEAD for FU SPANG Tourette's BOOBIES Syndrome FUCKWIT is BITCH following 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT these SPANK THE MONKEY rules COCK in GOD DAMMIT order:
- 1: Avoid JESSE McCARTNEY immature GOD DAMMIT little BOOBS kids,
- 2: Count to DIPSHIT within FUCKFUCKFUCK 10 COCKSHITTERseconds,
- 3: Do not open your KIKE WANK CUNT CRAPPER nor DUMBASS talk,
- 4: Tell REDNECK yourself you SUGARTITS don't FUCKER have MICK this JUSTIN BIEBER disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GARBAGE DAY! WITH NASTY GOD DAMMIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the WIENER last straw HOLY DUMB FUCK!
I fucking put ASSHOLE' my comment at the TOP OF THE ARSE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at HELLFIRE the TOP OF BOOBS THIS GIVING HEAD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be COCK offensive. MARCH OF FLAMES. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKFACE people who try CRAP to battle FEWMETS'BITCH that tight-ass DUMBASS 17-year-BITCH—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DAMN it now, but someone said BOB SAGET' COCK RAGHEAD'WOP on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING KAFFIR is a laughing JUSTIN BIEBER matter. Plus there FUCK YOU was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GOD DAMMIT Uncyclopedia, there are PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS articles WHORE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BIRD SHIT stuff. So MONKEY SHIT that means CLUSTER FUCK stop getting mad at the SHOOP DA WHOOP first part too and POLAK talking about the TOSSER letter that it's DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! mocking (what FENCE JUMPER letter? I don't even know what 666 the heck you're talking about). Adrian SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS hi self BIRD IN THE HOUSE even made a really GOD DAMN good point. "It's BANGKOK nothing more TITS from a head nod to a WANKSPLAT knee tick". TWAT. Which I'll add FUCKWIT onto RECTUM RAIDER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITCOCK suffer that DAMN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DUMBASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SEX be, because if I were a COCKING FUCKBOROUGH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article RAPE hilarious. If you DOODIE HEAD Want facts, go on ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PIXIES be offended, don't read PISS the freaking DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! article anyway.
TWAT BUGGER GOD DAMMIT GANGBANG FUCKER JIGGABOO RAT'S ASS BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHITE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON
FUCK GOATSE FIST FUCK CUNT EXTRA LONG PENIS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PECKERHEAD GYPSY CUNNILINGUS WILLY WONKA ANAL DIABETES FAGGOT ASSHOLE MONKEY SHIT SPUNK DIRTY SANCHEZ DICKFACE BOON JIGGABOO NIGGER BLUMPKIN GYPSY FUCK OFF MOLDY TITS JOHN ELWAY TOTAL suck my mothers SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! NAZI SEX DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ARSE CHINK CROTCH SLOPE SAMUEL L. JACKSON HUMAN RIGHTS ORGASM I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT FUCK DICKFACE CUNT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCKSTAIN BUNG-HOLE CHOAD KISSER ASSFACE MILF CLUSTER FUCK DICKHEAD TOWELHEAD FELCHING WARNER MUSIC GROUP HITLER PIECE OF SHIT SHITFACE TOWELHEAD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DICKLICK MARCH OF FLAMES DICKHEAD SHITTY PENIS BULLSHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FAG FUCK YOU ASS SHITFACE ANAL DAMN JERK OFF CLEMEN BUTT PIRATE FUCKTARD CHOAD KISSER GANGBANG FUCK OFF DICKFACE GOD DAMMIT THONG TASTER DOUCHETITS FUCK [expletive deleted] WANKER BUTT PIRATE HELL DICK CHICKEN PISS OFF ASS PISS ARTIST FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DICKFACE OSTRICH MY ASS LAKE TITICACA COCKSUCKER PIG CRAP ON A STICK I'LL RAPE YOU DIRTY SANCHEZ BOOBIES JAP JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CUM WIGGER WANK DICK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS PISS ARTIST SOD OFF MARY WHITEHOUSE CUNTBUCKET BULLSHIT BIBLE BASHER SHITE ASSHOLE BORDER HOPPER DOUCHEBAG WILLY WONKA VENEREAL DISEASE ASSHOLE GOD DAMN ABO ASS FLYING FUCK WETBACK CUNTING ASSCRACK BENCH PRESS DIRTY SANCHEZ ANAL DIABETES SCUMBUCKET I'LL RAPE YOU YOU ORGASM PRICK BLUMPKIN SHITTY FUCKING SOD OFF BITCH POLESMOKER DOUCHEBAG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI O CANADA VAGINA FIST FUCK MOTHERFUCKER EXTRA LONG PENIS CLUSTER FUCK BALL SACK SMEG FUCK OFF WIENER BUTT PIRATE RUSKIE SIGMUND FREUD PISS UP MY ARSE SHIT COCKSUCKER INCEST SHITHEAD FUCKING WANK JIGGABOO NIGGER TITS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER AMERICA ONLINE BALLS DOUCHE NAZI WANKER FUCKER FRIG BUGGER OFF YID PORCH MONKEY WIGGER PICKANINNY WIENER BRUSH MA TEETH FUCKER BAT FUCK INSANE TITTYWANK BELLEND BITCH ASSHOLE ASSHOLE FUCKING A BIG FOOT RANDY TRAVIS YOU WANKER GOD DAMMIT CUNNILINGUS PENIS FUCKING MOCCASINS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SMEG GENITALIA FELCHMONKEY CUNT FUCKER PAKI MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! WANK DAMN BITCH POMMIE SHITFACE ASS BITCH MONKEY SHIT WALRUS SHIT ALF ASSFACE MICK BORDER HOPPER FUCK COLGATE TITMOUSE GREASER FUCKSTAIN AUTOFELLATIO INBRED FUCKTARD CUNT SHITPISSER CRACKER WANK BUKKAKE TAMPONS NIPPLES FUCK FUCK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CROTCH NIPPLES CHUFF RICK MORANIS DOODIE HEAD LONGCAT IS LONG BLUE PENIS! SHIT DOUCHING SCUMBAG AY-AY-AY SHIT JIGGABOO FUCK HONKY CLEMEN DAGO FUCKSTAIN CUNNILINGUS RAT'S ASS DOT HEAD AUTOFELLATIO I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT VENEREAL DISEASE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FELCHING NAZI DAGO CLUSTER FUCK PISS ARTIST DAMN DOT HEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BOOBS ASS MOTHERFUCKER DILDO JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHITCOCK BUKKAKE DONGSHOVER RAT'S COCK ASS FASCIST ASS BOOBS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKER BLUMPKIN JACK OFF BONER CUNT COCKSUCKER BALLS HELL BUTT PIRATE BANGKOK HOLY DUMB FUCK SHIT TWAT SCROTUM YOGHURT CANNON DAMN PUNANI DIPSHIT SAND NIGGER SHIT SHIT CUNT NIPPLES JUSTIN BIEBER SHIT TOTAL VAGINA BALLS AY-AY-AY BUTT-HOLE BENSON SUCKS BLUMPKIN CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD REDNECK CUNT UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! GRINGO SCUMBAG DOG SHIT INBRED PENISBIRD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE INBRED WANK YOU WANKER CLEVELAND STEAMER CRACKER GOBSHITE ASSHOLE JAP NAZI MONKEY BALLS ASSFACE FUCKING FUCK SEMEN FUCKTARD BULLCRAP PAKI WIKIPEDIA SCROTUM BEAVER DOG SHIT ASSCRACK MARGARET THATCHER FRITZ P'KANG WOODPECKERSHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TRANNY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SIGMUND FREUD GOD DAMMIT PENISFUCK CUNT CLEMEN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SPIC BULLSHIT SCROTUM I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DUMBASS FUCKING FUCKWIT CHOAD KISSER CHINK PISSHOLE ASSFACE CUNT RAT'S ASS WALRUS SHIT DUMBASS SHITE BRITNEY BITCH SCRATCH! GROUNDER! JACKASS ART METAL PRODUCTS MILF FUCKFACE TONY LA RUSSA BENCH PRESS BASTARD CHRISTHUMPER JAP SAND NIGGER CHAV SHITPISSER DICKLICK TAMPONS NEGRO MOZILLA FIREFOX 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHITTY TITMOUSE TWISTY VAGINA I RAPE WALRUSES! HELL PENIS ON A BUN ASS BEAVER REDSKIN FUCKTARD LENS CRAFTERS TITTYWANK JAP PEDOPHILIA ARSE SHITHEAD PISSHOLE NINTENDOGS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSRAMMER INCEST BULLSHIT BASTARD PISSHOLE DIPSHIT FUCKHEAD BUTT PIRATE BUGFUCK FUCK BITCH ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ CHING CHONG CHINK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT YOU WANKER TITS & DICKS CUM PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS REBECCA BLACK FUCKFACE SON OF A BITCH TITS INBRED MOCCASINS BALLS DIPSHIT RAPE SHITSLINGING ASS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH EXTRA LONG PENIS SAGGY TITS TITTYWANK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DAMN SHIT RAT'S COCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SEMEN TIT DIRT REDNECK SCROTUM NIPPLES ASSHAT RUSTY TROMBONE FLYING FUCK PISS HOMO SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUNTYMINTS PENIS PENIS ASSHAT BAD MOTHERFUCKER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CROTCH FENCE JUMPER ASS BASTARD ASS CLIT FAGGOT I WILL END YOU! LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CUNNILINGUS FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN RAT'S COCK STEVE BALLMER COCKSMOKER DONKEY PUNCHER CAMEL JOCKEY DONKEY PUNCHER TITWANK DAMMIT FRIG TWAT FUCKTARD NAZI AY-AY-AY GENITALIA MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE FUCKHEAD EPIDIDYMIS JACKASS NECROPHILIA ASSHAT SHITSLINGING CUNT JACKASS DICK IN A BOX DOT HEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WETBACK BANGKOK SHIT SHITSLINGING DAGO BOOBS NIPPLES AAAAAAAAA! HONKY CLUSTER FUCK FELLATIO BLISTERING BARNACLES BOOBS WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DIPSHIT SHITE TITTIES GYPSY JESSE McCARTNEY LET'S SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT STEVE BALLMER TAMPON IN MY ASS SPANK THE MONKEY INCEST COCK MOCCASINS ASS LICKER ASSHAT TURD MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSRAMMER JUNGLE BUNNY ANUSCAKE RAPE PUNANI HORSE PENIS ASSHOLE NIPPLES MOTHERFUCKER DAMN WOMEN'S RIGHTS RAT'S COCK BALL SACK UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! POOPY SHIT NAZI OH SHI– MOLDY TITS PORCUPINE'S BALLS KRAUT suck my mothers BUTT-FOR-BRAINS WANK MR WINKLER IS GAY BULLSHIT DAGO FUCK PENIS PENIS MORGAN TSVANGIRAI [EXPLETIVE] TAFFY DYKE KNOBJOCKEY BUTTFUCKER TITTIES ORGASM BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER CRAP RAT'S COCK TURD BITCH BEAVER FUCKWIT RAT'S ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! I'LL RAPE YOU FLAMING ASS BADGER SUCK MY DICK ARSE SAND NIGGER TITS PEARL NECKLACE MY COMMUNION WAFER OF NEGRO FLYING FUCK PENISBIRD UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! FUCK YOU SMEG DIPSHIT MICK DAMN DAMN GARBAGE DAY! 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CRACKER PISS PIECE OF SHIT INJUN SHITTY CUNT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASS FUCKTARD FUCKBAG FUCKSTAIN CLIT CHOAD KISSER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! COON POLESMOKER RAT'S ASS SHITFACE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES POMMIE ASS BIGNOSE NICARAGUA YOU WANKER ASS WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? SAMUEL L. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FIST FUCK JOHN ELWAY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES LOLCAT ASSCRACK SCUMBAG JACKASS ASSFACE RANDY TRAVIS DONALD RUMSFELD KIDDY FIDDLER NIGGER TITS INBRED MOTHERFUCKER INBRED DAMN IT I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT LIKE A HORSE FRIG P'KANG COON JACK OFF GOAT DICK BITCH GIVING HEAD JACKASS TWISTY VAGINA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PISSHOLE FUCK OFF I WILL END YOU! BASTARD GOAT DICK SHITTY THONG TASTER KRAUT NIGGER DYKE NIPPLES WANK JACKASS SHIT CRAPFUCKER NAZI FUCKING A FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD EPIDIDYMIS HOMO FUCK NUGGET VAGINA BITCH FUCKER SUCK MY DICK PUPPIES ASS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FROG'S FAT ASS ASSHAT YID TESTICLE CHOKE LET'S SHIT SHIT TITS & DICKS FUCKBAG HITLER INCEST SHITFACE ASSHAT YID POMMIE SUGARTITS WALRUS SHIT SCUMBUCKET CRAPMUNCHER FIRECROTCH DOG FUCKER ASSHOLE BITCH DAMN BEANER TOWELHEAD JACKASS CHIGGER CHUFF DILDO Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive CUNTING ASSCRACK and with the HUMAN RIGHTS and his P'KANG of girraffes in which PENIS ON A STICK while reading about FROG'S FAT ASS!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See DOUGHNUT PUNCHER also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- DAMN IT
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is FUCKSTAIN funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its OSTRICH MY ASS subject. If you do not find it funny JENKEM, it is probably because you are an INBRED TAFFY ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SHITCOCK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a HAIL SATAN! joke loses its humour TOWELHEAD when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so WARNER MUSIC GROUP ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCK needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! ARSE PUSSY SON OF A BITCH CRAP SHIT!!!!!I <3 COCK |
