Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's pen0r'FUCKBAG'TITS'SCUMBAG'FUCKSTAIN'RANDY TRAVIS'BUTTFUCKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA look at the WHORE talk page of this FUCKER article for notes or discussion before FLYING RAT'S ASS editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FRIG neurochemical FUCK disorder FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TITS, sudden MASTURBATION m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SONNY BILL WILLIAMS or MOTHERFUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HOT GRITS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may HELL include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken POWERSHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA RAT'S COCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKTARD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA utterFUCKance of socially JESSE McCARTNEY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first GIVING HEAD television programs to address CRAP ON A STICK Tourette's syndrome.

HOMO Tourette's is FUCK not to be SCROTUM confused with MY ANUS IS BLEEDING Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DOUCHING chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITFUCKER random PIECE OF SHIT disorientation, culturally-FEWMETS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth RAPE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FLYING FUCK language, DIPSHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WIKIPEDIA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DICK souvenir shoppes and massive HIV NEGATIVE quantities BUGGER OFF of ANAL DIABETES BEAVER garbage.

Darnit.

A CUNT Polite Note to the VAGINA Author:

The SHITTY Tourette's REDNECK Research Institute was I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! founded to WANK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUNTYMINTS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CUNT article ARSE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and INCEST I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BASTARD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASSFACE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HELL Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FEWMETS Tourrette's sufferers PEEPEE swear. You can DEVELOPERS! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DIPSHIT TV, for always focusing on the FUCK YOU bad side of a terrible INJUN thing.
• The main COCKGOBLIN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKTARD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKING A' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small VANITY PAGES ROCK knee BITCH NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BALLS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FROG'S FAT ASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SAMUEL L. JACKSON school for TAMPONS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GOD DAMN sufferers to become FUCKTARD manically depressed and SAND NIGGER commit DAMN suicide.
• There is no COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT cure, and the BITCH drugs that are available to, "calm" the PECKERHEAD tics often have adverse BEANER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASS perodol" which caused my entire HENTAI body to go TITS & DICKS numb and BOOBIES basically made it NIGGA! worse than BOB SAGET it is without the CROTCH drug.

I am an active member of a JACK OFF tourette syndrome HENTAI association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DIPSHIT the GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS public view of Tourettes as a "JESSE McCARTNEY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASSFACE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKHEAD sorry for DICKHEAD "hi-jacking" your CHOAD KISSER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WHITE PEOPLE this that really FRITZ annoys me. I am working towards a RAT'S ASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FIRECROTCH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be AMERICA ONLINE, and making fun of a FELCHING horrible disorder is (not) CONDOMS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your NIGGER time.

Best BITCH regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HELL” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply

As STUDENT RIOTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MINORITIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PANCHEN LAMA Westerners show is not an 1984 effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of I LIKE BUSH degenerate capitalist culture in those TAIWAN countries. When showing BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST in countries MINORITIES leadership, those problems does not STUDENT PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONGOLIANS byproduct of your GRASS MUD HORSE capitalist society PANCHEN LAMA.

Li Chiang “TANK MAN” Wen

P.S. PRICK Regards to Andrew UNITED KINGDOM Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The ASSRAPING bastard who wrote this article. You can BUGGER punch him if you MONKEY BALLS want to.

As a KU KLUX KLAN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this CONDOMS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with MUGABE HAS AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “CLEAN DRINKING WATER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the AMERICA ONLINE saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my FUCKHEAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine TITS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BEAVER and NIPPLES playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DILDO music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITSKIN BAND WITH 4 CONDOMS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SNUFF PORN HORSE! TITS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TITS'S HOUSE

How ASSCRACK to DAMN cure FUCKING the DICK TITS Tourette's FOOTBALL Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CROTCH for GRAPE PENIS Tourette's SHIT Syndrome suck my mothers is ASSFACE following VENEREAL DISEASE these DICK rules CRAP ON A STICK in JACKASS order:

• 1: Avoid ASSWIPE immature ASS little MOTHERFUCKER kids,
• 2: Count to INBRED within FUCKSTAIN 10 CUNNILINGUSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your RAT'S ASS FUCKER BUTTFUCKER nor SEMEN talk,
• 4: Tell ASSHAT yourself you HO don't FUCKSTAIN have RAPE this BLOWJOB disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK POLAK WITH NASTY WOODPECKERSHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the TITS last straw I'LL RAPE YOU!

I fucking put DUNE COON' my comment at the TOP OF THE GOBSHITE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at VAGINA the TOP OF POLESMOKER THIS KNOBJOCKEY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BUTTFUCKER offensive. JOHNNY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to INVISIBLE! people who try BIRD SHIT to battle CLEMEN'VAGINA that tight-ass GOBSHITE 17-year-WIENER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find WANKER it now, but someone said CAMEL JOCKEY' PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS VENEREAL DISEASE'FIRECROTCH on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING AMERICA'S GREAT! is a laughing DICK CHICKEN matter. Plus there SAND NIGGER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCK Uncyclopedia, there are CHICKEN SHIT articles SHITFACE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FIST FUCK stuff. So DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! that means DONKEY DICK stop getting mad at the RUSTY TROMBONE first part too and CUM talking about the NECROPHILIA letter that it's FUCK mocking (what WANKSPLAT letter? I don't even know what JERK OFF the heck you're talking about). Adrian MILF hi self DAMN even made a really KAFFIR good point. "It's FUCK OFF nothing more EPIDIDYMIS from a head nod to a CUNT knee tick". POLACK. Which I'll add ASS LICKER onto BEAVER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA suffer that FUCKFACE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKSTAIN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TURD be, because if I were a MONKEY SHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BAD MOTHERFUCKER hilarious. If you PISS UP MY ARSE Want facts, go on FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCK be offended, don't read TONY LA RUSSA the freaking BUTTFUCKER article anyway.

POWERSHIT FUDGEPACKER DUNE COON MASTURBATION JACKASS DAMN SHITFACE POLACK ASSCRACK WETBACK

ASSRAPING FLYING RAT'S ASS BASTARD PIG HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS VENEREAL DISEASE BUTT PIRATE GOBSHITE BITCH BOON FLYING RAT'S ASS RAT'S COCK ORGASM FUCK WIENER DAMN FUCK YOU TITS DAGO BENSON SUCKS TITS JUSTIN BIEBER GOD DAMMIT TWAT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DICKFACE CHINK CUNT CRAPPER DOUCHING PISS OFF PUSSY SPUNK SAND NIGGER FENCE JUMPER RAPE DICKFACE FRITZ PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT INCEST FELCHING CUNT MICK FEWMETS DEVELOPERS! TESTICLE CHOKE CUNT TAFFY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DAMN VAGINA YOU WANKER JOHN ELWAY BITCH BULLCRAP FUCKBAG SHITHEAD FUCKWIT SHITCOCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DAMN CUM DOG SHIT JOHNNY BOOBS PORCH MONKEY DUMBASS GOD DAMN [Insert yet another person's name here] NIGGER ASS PRICK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! YOU WANKER SAND NIGGER NIGGER TITS DAMN PUNANI SOD OFF NIPPLES PISS UP MY ARSE BASTARD DOT HEAD FUCKSTAIN CUNT DOUCHING HOMO IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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TAFFY CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FLYING FUCK BIRD IN THE HOUSE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH JACK OFF BUTTFUCKER FUCKSTAIN SUITCASE PENIS SHIT MONKEY SHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS GREASER FUCKWIT CUNT BULLSHIT FUCKER WARNER MUSIC GROUP RAPE FRAK BULLSHIT BASTARD SHITPISSER HELL COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DAMN IT TITMOUSE FUCK FRITZ BULLCRAP SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASS FASCIST ORGASM MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS SHIT WANK CAMEL JOCKEY BULLCRAP ABO ARSE BOLLOCKS FUCKING GARBAGE DAY! FOUR-EYES CROTCH SEX FROG ASS CHOAD MONKEY'S UNCLE GOD DAMMIT PIGFUCKER NECROPHILIA DOT HEAD SHITE FUCKFACE SHITFUCKER TAIWAN DAMN CRAP ANUSCAKE FEWMETS FUCKHEAD DICKHEAD DIPSHIT TRANNY CRACKER NIGGER GOD DAMN FUCK WANK CLEMEN HELL FAGGOT ASS HOMO FUCKSTAIN FUCK FEWMETS PISS BOOBIES GOD DAMN PIKACHU ASSFACE BUTTFUCKER FEWMETS WIENER QUEEF LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GOD DAMMIT DAMN SHITSKIN BIRD SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCK TIMBER NIGGER ASSWIPE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BALLS SHITFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU DUNE COON ASSCRACK WOODPECKERSHIT WIENER SHITE FROG BALL SACK BOOBS BAD MOTHERFUCKER PORCH MONKEY WIKIPEDIA 666 REDSKIN NAZI BUTTFUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FLYING FUCK NEGRO POLESMOKER FUCKING BUGGER OFF SHITFUCKER FUCKSTAIN WANK NIGNOG CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKER SHITSLINGING JERRY BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK CRACKER NIGGER NEGRO MASTURBATION FUCK OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HORSE PENIS ASSHOLE SHITFACE SON OF A BITCH ASSWIPE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BOOBS CANNED QUOTE BALL SACK DARTH VADER BOLLOCKS CHIGGER CROTCH DYKE ASS DUMBASS TITS MOTHERFUCKER NICARAGUA POMMIE NICARAGUA HOSER DOUCHEBAG DARTH VADER INJUN BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE BEAVER ASS CUNT SHIT TARTAR SAUCE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK MOTHERFUCKER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CHRISTIANITY MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! SHITE TITTYWANK BLOWJOB SCROTUM SCROTUM COCKSTUFFER BONG SHIT FUCKER TITS JERRY SHITSKIN RAT'S ASS INBRED TITTIES HELL MOLDY TITS SHITE MOTHERFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SCUMBAG ASSFACE SHITE BOB SAGET SHITE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT PISS OFF EMO WALRUS SHIT ASS SHITE SHIT REDNECK ASSWIPE FUCK JESSE McCARTNEY PORCH MONKEY CHOAD FUCKING A DONALD RUMSFELD MICK NAZI BASTARD CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITCUNTING DOUCHING FUCK CHINK FUCKTARD FUCKING CHIGGER TITTIES DICKHEAD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DICKFACE SHITSLIDE BUTTFUCKER COMMUNION WAFER WIENER WOP CHOAD PEDOPHILIA BIG FOOT WETBACK ASS GRINGO SHITHEAD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKER FUCKSTAIN BOB SAGET suck my mothers SHITSKIN FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD POMMIE MICK TRANNY FUCKWIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK DONKEY PUNCHER ASSCRACK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BORDER HOPPER BELGIUM GOAT DICK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITSLINGING NI SHAKOPEE WIGGER FELCHING WHORE CUNNILINGUS SHITSLINGING TWAT SHITBALLS FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN [expletive deleted] DAMN IT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASS LICKER SHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CROTCH ASS JERRY HOT GRITS ASSHAT DAMMIT FLYING RAT'S ASS SPUNK CHOAD KISSER BOLLOCKS NICARAGUA JIGGABOO PUSSY FUCKER SOD CONDOMS DUMBASS BITCH FUCKTARD YOU WANKER COCKSUCKER KAFFIR SHITCOCK BITCH CLIT FUCKHEAD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SHITE ASSHAT SHITPISSER WHORE BUGFUCK BOOBIES FUCKHEAD PENIS EPIDIDYMIS WANKSPLAT COCK MILF COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK POOPY SHITE FUCK OFF FLYING FUCK JAP ASSHOLE PEARL NECKLACE SHITSLINGING BUGGER DAGO CUNT CRAPPER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WIGGER I AM CORNHOLIO! HELL PUSSY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SAGGY TITS BITCH SHIT FUCKING BULLSHIT BLOWJOB I RAPE WALRUSES! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BALLS ASSFACE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASS FUCKER DICK suck my mothers RAPE ASSWIPE INCEST PUSSY SEMEN BOOBS CRACKER SOD OFF BELLEND DOUCHEBAG DICK VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKFACE DAMN ASSWIPE DONKEY PUNCHER CHUFF DOUGHNUT PUNCHER HELL YOU WANKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DUMBASS WIKIPEDIA VAGINA PROXY SITES CHRISTHUMPER ASSHAT GO COUNT YOUR DICK BULLSHIT I WILL END YOU! ANAL CLUSTERFUCK ANAL DAMN IT FUCK KIKE BORDER HOPPER SAGGY TITS CUNTBUCKET SCUMBUCKET FUCKHEAD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST YOU WANKER FUCKING JUMP! DAMN BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA JENKEM MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITSLINGING PISS DOUCHING DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DOUCHE BITCH PUNANI BRITNEY SPICY CUNT FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE TIT DIRT COCK CUNTSWILLING FUCKING MARY WHITEHOUSE PIG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA NIGNOG SPUNK CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST DICKLICK NIGGER DAMN MASTURBATION ANAL BALLS FUCKSTAIN JAP SHIT FRITZ SHITFUCKER FRENCH TICKLER CHIGGER ASS FUCKING ASSHOLE MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN FUCKSTAIN 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY BOOBIES NAZI INBRED DUMBASS TITTIES RAT'S ASS DONKEY DICK SHITFACE YOU WANKER WANK MOTHERFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASS HIGH WAGES NAZI SPUNK JIGGABOO SPANK THE MONKEY POTTYMOUTH BUGGER GOD BLESS AMERICA FRAK BITCH CHUFF I'LL RAPE YOU FRAK ORGASM MICK COON CUM TITTYWANK COON CUNTRAG WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DICKWAD NIGNOG FUCK FUCKER BLUMPKIN QUEEF VAGINA GIVING HEAD ANUSCAKE BOON I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CUNTRAG BITCH DIPSHIT ASSWIPE BELGIUM MASTURBATION DYKE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASSCRACK JACKASS SHIT GOD DAMMIT TRANNY KRAUT POOPOO WIENER MASTURBATION FUCK CAMEL FUCKER CHOAD AUTOFELLATIO FUCK YOU CAPTAIN CRUNCH RAGHEAD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ASSBANDIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHIT FUCKSTAIN JERK OFF SHITBALLS NEGRO CUNNILINGUS FELCHMONKEY COCKGOBLIN GO HOME AND DIE ASSWIPE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DUMBASS JERK OFF PEARL NECKLACE PISS ARTIST ASSFACE YOU WANKER BULLSHIT FALSE BENSON CHUFF CLUSTERFUCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! WHORE BITCH DAGO FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITE DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RAT'S COCK AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! BLOWJOB FRAK SHITE GOD DAMMIT ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN ORGASM SCUMBAG QUEEF [expletive deleted] TITMOUSE BRITNEY SHITTY FUCKING A DOUCHEBAG DOG FUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PECKERHEAD TURD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BUTT PIRATE SHIT COON YOGHURT CANNON REDSKIN pen0r CRACKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CHRISTHUMPER DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY D'OH TESTICLE CHOKE TITTIES BONER PEARL NECKLACE WIGGER FELLATIO FENCE JUMPER TWAT POWERSHIT SOD OFF DICKHEAD PISS SHITBALLS BITCH YOUR MOM DUMBASS ASS AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS FUCKTARD ASSHAT WINDOWS VISTA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CLIT SHITSKIN NIPPLES GOD DAMN POLESMOKER HELL SHITCUNTING GARBAGE DAY! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

DICKHEAD DAMN IT BITCH BOOBS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! MONKEY BALLS BOOBS FLYING FUCK DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE LOGJAMMER LET'S SHIT SON OF A BITCH CUNT YID GENITALIA NECROPHILIA SHIT SCROTUM WHORE FLYING FUCK TAMPONS COCKSUCKER HEIL HITLER! JAP DAMN IT DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT ARSEBADGERS GOBSHITE CLIT SHITSKIN SLOPE ASSHOLE SHITE JIZZ NIGGER NIGNOG GRAPE PENIS MARCH OF FLAMES Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive INBRED and with the PEDOPHILIA and his PISS of girraffes in which SON OF A BITCH while reading about ASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See EPIDIDYMIS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PIECE OF SHIT