Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's JESSE McCARTNEY'NECROPHILIA'JACK OFF'ASS'FUCK NUGGET'JESSE McCARTNEY'FELLATIO Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JENKEM neurochemical FUCK disorder ANUSCAKE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HELL, sudden CUNT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ARSEBADGERS or MONKEY SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GOD DAMN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NIGGER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MARCH OF FLAMES words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ANUSCAKE SHITCOCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SPICY CUNT FUCK utterFUCKance of socially SLOPE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BLOWJOB television programs to address GARBAGE DAY! Tourette's syndrome.

CUM Tourette's is SHITTY not to be FUCKHEAD confused with FEATURED Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SEX chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHIT LIKE A HORSE random DILDO disorientation, culturally-PAGE BLANKING-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HELL outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUNTRAG language, TACO and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BEANER PISS ARTIST of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DOUGHNUT PUNCHER souvenir shoppes and massive STRAWBERRY ASS quantities ANAL of ANAL DIABETES TWAT garbage.

Darnit.

A COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Polite Note to the RUSKIE Author:

The FUCKFACE Tourette's DUMBASS Research Institute was CRAPPY founded to JUSTIN BIEBER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASSFACE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BEAVER article PISS OFF funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TURD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance POLAK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DAMN Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Tourrette's sufferers HORSE PENIS swear. You can DAMN IT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame IN SACREMENT TV, for always focusing on the DICKLICK bad side of a terrible CRAPFUCKER thing.
• The main MAMA MIA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DICKHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TOSSER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT knee MONKEY'S UNCLE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ASSFACE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUNTRAG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TITS school for TITS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage POLAK sufferers to become PENIS ON A BUN manically depressed and CHOAD commit NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! suicide.
• There is no SAMUEL L. JACKSON cure, and the GIVING HEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the DOT HEAD tics often have adverse SHITSLINGING side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASS LICKER perodol" which caused my entire NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES body to go JOHN SMILEY FACE numb and CLEVELAND STEAMER basically made it NIGGA! worse than DIRTY SANCHEZ it is without the DIPSHIT drug.

I am an active member of a CHAV tourette syndrome RAPE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating AUTOFELLATIO the FOUR-EYES public view of Tourettes as a "HELL swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BUGFUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am KIKE sorry for HELL "hi-jacking" your DOUCHEBAG entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKER this that really WANKSPLAT annoys me. I am working towards a ASSWIPE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MONKEY'S UNCLE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PENIS, and making fun of a SHITFACE horrible disorder is (not) TITS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKHEAD time.

Best BUGGER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DICKHEAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST reply

As CULT OF THE DEAD COW Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill HUMAN RIGHTS Westerners show is not an GRASS MUD HORSE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHRISTIANITY degenerate capitalist culture in those CHRISTIANITY countries. When showing POISON IN BABY FORMULA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHISM in countries SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY leadership, those problems does not TIBET occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PRINCE PHILIP byproduct of your TANK MAN capitalist society RIVER CRABS SUCK.

Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen

P.S. IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! Regards to Andrew BLOWJOB Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The FUCKING A bastard who wrote this article. You can POTTYMOUTH punch him if you TAMPON IN MY ASS want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you HIV NEGATIVE remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “SALISBURY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WOMEN'S RIGHTS saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my VENEREAL DISEASE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine HELL Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are INCEST and PEACEFUL playing Roblox's Adopt Me with VENEREAL DISEASE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) INCEST BAND WITH 4 BUDDHISM MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKBAG HORSE! HELL IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO HELL'S HOUSE

How PISS to RUSTY TROMBONE cure BRITNEY the PISS Tourette's ASSCRACK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BIBLE BASHER for IT'S OVER 9000! Tourette's PENISFUCK Syndrome LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS is VENEREAL DISEASE following CAMEL JOCKEY these TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE rules CUNT in BUGGER OFF order:

• 1: Avoid PISS immature ASS little TITS kids,
• 2: Count to CUNT within FRED PHELPS 10 BASTARDseconds,
• 3: Do not open your COCK CROTCH CHOAD nor COMMUNIST DILDO talk,
• 4: Tell HADJI yourself you CUNT don't FUCK have SHITHEAD this WALRUS SHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNT WITH NASTY WINDOWS VISTA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S COON FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the HELL last straw PISSHOLE!

I fucking put CLUSTERFUCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKING the TOP OF SHITE THIS OSTRICH MY ASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKTARD offensive. CUNT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WEHATEMARIO people who try DUMBASS to battle D'OH'CHICKEN FRIES that tight-ass BALL SACK 17-year-NIPPLES—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find I'LL RAPE YOU it now, but someone said DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT' DOG SHIT DOT HEAD'TOWELHEAD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CAPTAIN CRUNCH is a laughing SHITCUNTING matter. Plus there FUCKHEAD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GIVING HEAD Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKHEAD articles DIPSHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK YOU stuff. So BASTARD that means TOSSER stop getting mad at the SCUMBAG first part too and BUTTFUCKER talking about the PISS ARTIST letter that it's FUCKFACE mocking (what EXTRA LONG PENIS letter? I don't even know what HELL the heck you're talking about). Adrian ORGASM hi self WANK even made a really MOTHERFUCKER good point. "It's CRAPPY nothing more FUDGEPACKER from a head nod to a FRAK knee tick". PEDOPHILIA. Which I'll add LET'S SHIT onto VAGINA saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't RAT'S COCK suffer that NIGNOG much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! be, because if I were a JACKASS SHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MARCH OF FLAMES hilarious. If you GOD DAMN Want facts, go on FUCKBAG Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DAMNATION be offended, don't read SCUMBUCKET the freaking NIGGER article anyway.

SHIT SPIC NIGGER AMERICA ONLINE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CLUSTERFUCK SEX BUGGER OFF HEIL HITLER! LET'S SHIT

FUCKFACE GOD DAMMIT REBECCA BLACK WIENER MOTHERFUCKER MOCKIE CAMEL FUCKER HAPPINESS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BELLEND DOUCHETITS CHOAD KISSER BONG FASHION BUG ASS FIST FUCK DIPSHIT GIVING HEAD CUNT WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! CUM DICKHEAD ASS CUNTYMINTS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS JOHNNY WANKER BIRD SHIT CRAPPY FLYING FUCK CC PLZ BITCH FUDGEPACKER NIGGER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BULLCRAP ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CRAPPY YOUR MOM BITCH TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS GIVING HEAD PISS ANAL BOB SAGET MAMA MIA YOU WANKER DICK CUNTSWILLING FRAK DICKWAD SHIT NAZI COCKSUCKER BEAVER FELCHMONKEY DICKHEAD DAMN GOATSE JACK OFF BIG FOOT BLUE PENIS! FUCKING JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DICKWAD I WILL KILL YOU! WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS RAPE FELCHING PISS CRAPMUNCHER BOOBS PIG DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT VAGINA SHIT ASS LICKER TOWELHEAD DIPSHIT PISSHOLE SEX BOLLOCKS DUMBASS I WILL KILL YOU! JACKASS CLIT EPIDIDYMIS CLUSTERFUCK COCKSTUFFER GOOK HO PAKI FLYING FUCK ASS MOTHERFUCKER LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT MARGARET THATCHER BUTT-HEAD FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER WIENER ASSHAT DICKHEAD JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKING NEGRO MOTHERFUCKER BEANER INJUN FUCKSTAIN BASTARD CRACKER NIPPLES FUCKING BASEBALL NIPPLES TWAT DICKHEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNT FENCE JUMPER FUCKFACE FUCKING JUMP! SHIT POLACK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BASTARD COCKSMOKER POO POO BLOWJOB GO HOME AND DIE FUCKER RAT'S ASS SHIT CRACKER ASSHAT NAZI FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE GARBAGE DAY! SHITTY CUNT COON DAMN IT NORTH KOREA DONGSHOVER NECROPHILIA SHIT LET'S SHIT DOUCHE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITBALLS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CROTCH ASS FUCK YOU DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BUTT-HEAD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CARPET MUNCHER SCROTUM RAT'S COCK FUCK ASS FASCIST TAMPON IN MY ASS WIENER NAZI ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SHITE SHIT BITCH AMERICA ONLINE DIPSHIT HOT GRITS NIGGER GIVING HEAD CARPET MUNCHER CHOAD KISSER FUCK YOU TAFFY CUNTRAG WIGGER BITCH PIG FUCKFACE COCKSUCKER DARTH VADER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS HELL CUNT CRAPPER FUCK YOU [EXPLETIVE] WANK GRAPE PENIS WIENER CUNTBUCKET MONKEY BALLS DOUCHEBAG CARPET MUNCHER CUNT SHIT TWAT WIENER PUSSY YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS DAMN FUCK TAFFY CUNT HADJI HORSE SHIT HELL CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DICKFACE FUCKSTAIN JOY SHAKOPEE JERRY SHIT GOD DAMN BASTARD BLUMPKIN NIPPLES ASSHAT FELCHING BONER ARSE PENISFUCK BITCH LENS CRAFTERS YOU WANKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FASHION BUG DIRTY SANCHEZ DIRTY SANCHEZ MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! CLIT MARCH OF FLAMES WANK HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! SMEG FUCK YOU SHITSLINGING COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT TWISTY VAGINA WANKSPLAT DOUCHE SUCK MY DICK NORTH KOREA AUTOFELLATIO SPUNK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NAZI VAGINA YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN DAMN WETBACK PECKERHEAD PENIS DAGO BLOWJOB 4CHAN CLUSTERFUCK WALRUS SHIT FUCK FAG SHIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! JESSE McCARTNEY GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ASSHAT BITCH FUCK FENCE JUMPER BEAVER WANKSPLAT BONG ARSEBADGERS SOD OFF TITMOUSE MOTHERFUCKER COCK PIECE OF SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY MOTHERFUCKER TAFFY BULLCRAP JIZZ POMMIE PORCUPINE'S BALLS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCK WEHATEMARIO MOTHERFUCKER WHITE PEOPLE GANGBANG ASSHAT DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKER BALL SACK BALL SACK KIKE SUGARTITS BUTTFUCKER HELL CLEVELAND STEAMER ASS FELLATIO DAMN MONKEY'S UNCLE RAT'S ASS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE THONG TASTER CLEMEN POMMIE ASS SHITHEAD MONKEY BALLS FLYING RAT'S ASS JACK OFF FUCKING BLUMPKIN CONAN O'BRIAN BLOWJOB BASTARD CRAP WOODPECKERSHIT BUTTFUCKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CLUSTERFUCK GYPSY COCK JELLY BEANS DAMN COCKSHITTER FUCKING KIKE BUGFUCK DOT HEAD GOD DAMMIT BALLS SHITTY SCROTUM RUSTY TROMBONE WOP MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE HORSE SHIT BEANER MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHING GOD DAMMIT TWO-INCH PENIS NIGGER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BRUSH MA TEETH LET'S SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITFACE HITLER VAGINA CAMEL JOCKEY WANK CLEMEN FAGGOT GO COUNT YOUR DICK LONGCAT IS LONG REDSKIN FUCK YOU FELCHMONKEY HELLFIRE DICKWAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SPICY CUNT FUCK BITCH CHUFF BITCH FUCKSTAIN MICK RUSKIE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH INBRED RANDY TRAVIS FELCHING SEX VAGINA FROG'S FAT ASS DOUCHE EXTRA LONG PENIS INJUN TITWANK PENISFUCK TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK GOOK BITCH CLUSTERFUCK FUCK ARSE BASTARD SON OF A BITCH DICKLICK WILLY WONKA BOOBS ANAL PUNANI ASS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS MOTHERFUCKER TIT SPRINKLES ASS LICKER SHIT LIKE A HORSE BASTARD DICKLICK DICK CHICKEN POOPOO ASSCRACK GOD DAMN CUNNILINGUS CAMEL JOCKEY SHITE SHITCOCK CHOAD FUCK NUGGET GIVING HEAD DICKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS POWERSHIT FROG SON OF A BITCH JERK OFF PUSSY BALLS EAT MY SHIT! FRAK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP WANK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! TITS LONGCAT IS LONG COCKGOBLIN FUCK CRAPFUCKER CLEMEN SEMPRINI INBRED HO WOODPECKERSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT COCK I AM CORNHOLIO! RECTUM RAIDER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DICKFACE ASSHAT FLYING RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER CUNTSWILLING ASSFACE FUCK YOU PISS OFF MY ASS PUSSYLICKER SHIT FUCK PISS FUCKFACE SHITSLINGING FUCK OFF FIRECROTCH FUCKER [expletive deleted] WOODPECKERSHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH I DON'T HAVE AIDS FUCKER HOSER AMERICA ONLINE NAZI AMERICA ONLINE BASTARD FUCK ARSEBADGERS FELCHING PENIS ON A STICK HOMO PISS ARTIST ARSEBADGERS CUNTBUCKET PUSSY HONKY CHAV HORSE PENIS DAMN HAIL SATAN! PISS SHITSLINGING SHITFUCKER HO BOB SAGET MOTHERFUCKER BOOBS BIGNOSE DIPSHIT PISS OFF COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK GANGBANG GRINGO BIGNOSE GENITALIA CUNT DAMN TWAT JOHN ELWAY SHIT FUCKER HO TWAT BALL SACK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DIPSHIT FUCK PUSSY CHIGGER CUNT FUCKFACE ASS PISS OFF KIKE FUCKSTAIN COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK WANK FUCK WHORE FUCKER TITS BUGGER OFF I WILL END YOU! ORGASM CUNT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA I'LL RAPE YOU GYPSY INCEST MOCCASINS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHITFACE BUKKAKE SHITCUNTING TAFFY FUCKHEAD CLIT BONER SEMEN GOD DAMN HOLY DUMB FUCK PISS OFF NEGRO BOOBS AAAAAAAAA! BALLS TWISTY VAGINA SPIC ASSHAT WANK GOBSHITE TWAT PEARL NECKLACE DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT KRAUT JOHN ELWAY JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS I WILL END YOU! DOG FUCKER FUCKFACE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM JERK OFF BUTT-HOLE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DAMNATION ASSHOLE SHIT RAT'S ASS ASSFACE SHITFACE COCK SOD OFF BORDER HOPPER FUCK O KURWA! REDSKIN ABO SEX BLISTERING BARNACLES ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCK DICK CHICKEN ARSE BONER BELGIUM EPIDIDYMIS DUMBASS ASS CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A DILDO FIST FUCK DOUCHE MUGABE HAS AIDS HELL QUEEF SHITHEAD DOUCHE GYPSY NI CUM PIG SHIT DIPSHIT CHIGGER VENEREAL DISEASE PISS CHENEY CHOAD KISSER FLYING FUCK TWAT CHOAD KISSER SUGARTITS I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK DAMN DICKFACE ARSE PISS OFF DAMMIT ASSHOLE BITCH CUNTRAG SHITE TWO-INCH PENIS DAMN IT BRUSH MA TEETH RAT'S ASS BIRD SHIT COON CHAV CUNT DAMN CC PLZ LIMEY SON OF A BITCH SON OF A BITCH RAT'S ASS BELLEND MONKEY BALLS CRACKER COLGATE CUNT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BASEBALL MALL SANTA CUNT JACKASS LET'S SHIT POLESMOKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! RAT'S COCK DILDO DICKFACE CUM FUCKBAG NEGRO CUNT COON FENCE JUMPER BLOWJOB FUCKING CUNTBUCKET JOHNNY BALLS BLUE PENIS! FUCK FRAK GOBSHITE FAG MOCCASINS SPIC SLOPE POMMIE WANK WANK YOU WANKER ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER FEWMETS HEIL HITLER! MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHE NAZI TRANNY AUTOFELLATIO PEDOPHILIA SHITPISSER VAGINA BLUE PENIS! COCK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM FUCK YOU DOUCHING SPUNK EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM FROG'S FAT ASS CUNTYMINTS PISS SHAKOPEE POLACK INBRED BUGFUCK FUCKING TOSSER FUCKFACE SHITSLINGING SNUFF PORN EAT MY SHIT! SHITFUCKER DICKHEAD BAT FUCK INSANE PEARL NECKLACE HENTAI FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BEANER CLIT DICK NECROPHILIA CLEVELAND STEAMER HELL SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY BITCH SPUNK ARSE WETBACK TRANNY CRACKER WOP FLYING FUCK CLEMEN MONKEY SHIT ASSFACE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DAMN TWAT JACKASS SUCK MY DICK BEAVER SHITTY GOAT DICK SHIT TOWELHEAD BULLSHIT SHITHEAD ARSE CLIT YID CRACKER BUKKAKE MONKEY SHIT BUTT PIRATE WIKIPEDIA SHITSLIDE FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT SUITCASE PENIS CC PLZ FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKER WALRUS SHIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BITCH GOD DAMN YOU WANKER LICK PUSSY TOTAL CHOAD JAP BUTT-HOLE MOTHERFUCKER SHITE HELL TWAT FUCK YOU CUNT SAGGY TITS TITS & DICKS DOT HEAD SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ASSHOLE CHINK NIPPLES GOD BLESS AMERICA POLAK DONALD RUMSFELD TURD DOUCHE DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE DUNE COON CLIT CRAP FUCKSTAIN NAZI PENISBIRD O KURWA! [Insert swear here] DOUCHE MOCKIE SHIT SHITTY RAT'S ASS DICK FELLATIO SEX BOOBIES TWAT TESTICLE CHOKE CUNTRAG SHITFUCKER CHOAD FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK TITWANK CUNTSWILLING WOODPECKERSHIT GRASS MUD HORSE BOLLOCKS JIGGABOO JERK OFF GIVING HEAD EPIDIDYMIS WOODPECKERSHIT SHAKOPEE JOHNNY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? I WILL KILL YOU! ASS ASSHOLE DOUCHEBAG ARSEBADGERS GOBSHITE DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSWIPE GOBSHITE PENISBIRD SHITBALLS INJUN ASS CRAPFUCKER TOWELHEAD BOOBS JACK ABRAMOFF FUDGEPACKER NIGGER JACKASS WOP SOD CLIT PRICK HELL BASTARD BUTTFUCKER CUNTYMINTS SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TURD QUEEF JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PECKERHEAD NIPPLES MOTHERFUCKER NORTH KOREA INJUN SHITSLINGING HOMO SEX HADJI CHIGGER MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE EXTRA LONG PENIS FLAMING ASS BADGER PUSSY BOLLOCKS DUMBASS PIG FELCHING TESTICLE CHOKE SHIT DAMMIT CUNT BEANER SHITE YOU WANKER DICKHEAD BEAVER ASSWIPE BELLEND DOUCHING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK CLEMEN SHITTY ASSRAMMER CUNTING ASSCRACK PENIS RAPE GIVING HEAD DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKSTAIN DAMMIT BITCH BASTARD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! TACO ARSE NICARAGUA SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMN BUTTFUCKER FRIG O CANADA I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMMIT INBRED ASSHAT NIGGER FUCK COCK WANK FUCKFACE TITMOUSE FELLATIO CHIGGER PEDOPHILIA BASTARD PIECE OF SHIT ARSE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITHEAD TWO-INCH PENIS PAKI DAMN IT VENEREAL DISEASE TWO-INCH PENIS BOLLOCKS DICK DUMBASS TWAT RUSKIE DARTH VADER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCK PORCH MONKEY WANKER DAMN PISS JIZZ WANKER PISS DOUCHE NAZI STRAWBERRY ASS MASTURBATION SCUMBAG PICKANINNY GENITALIA SHITFACE DOUCHING FRIG HUMAN RIGHTS SHITBALLS RUSKIE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER RAGHEAD SHITSLINGING DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SCROTUM NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PENIS DOUCHE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITE ASSCRACK PISS OFF PRICK NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS BONER HELL DAGO DUNE COON HELLFIRE BAD MOTHERFUCKER POOPY DOG FUCKER DICKWAD TOURETTE'S IS FUN SMEG FRIG ASS LICKER ASSBANDIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKSTAIN THONG TASTER HONKY FUCK OFF REDSKIN BOOBS FAGGOT AY-AY-AY DAMNATION JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHITFUCKER ASS PISS ARTIST suck my mothers SHITE MOZILLA FIREFOX BOLLOCKS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TRANNY ASS GOD DAMN CONDOMS QUEEF CHIGGER FUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK SHIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DOODIE HEAD RAPE GANGBANG PUNANI WANK BUGGER TAMPON IN MY ASS DOT HEAD MASTICATION FOR THE NATION NIPPLES SPANK THE MONKEY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SEMEN HELL PENIS FUCKING ASSCRACK PISS TWO-INCH PENIS DOG SHIT CUNTBUCKET TURD BULLSHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CARPET MUNCHER QUEEF COON AY-AY-AY INCEST WOP COCKSUCKER CROTCH BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink URINE-GARGLING BASTARD DUNE COON JERRY ASSFACE CRAP ON A STICK CAMEL FUCKER SACRAMENTO GOD DAMN ANAL DIABETES BASTARD ASSFACE DOG SHIT JIGGABOO DOM DeLUISE DAMN COCK SCUMBUCKET SON OF A BITCH DAMMIT ROSIE O'DONNELL NAZI MUGABE HAS AIDS SMEG DAGO CUM FAG SCROTUM NIGGER SHIT JENKEM CHING CHONG CHINK EUROIPODS HELL MOLDY TITS PIECE OF SHIT DICKHEAD DAMN RUSTY TROMBONE SPUNK BOOBIES CRAPMUNCHER CHICKEN SHIT DICKFACE CRACKER suck my mothers DICKHEAD FUCKWIT BLUMPKIN DOG SHIT DAMN IT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ANAL FUCKER CAMEL FUCKER BLOWJOB BITCH FUCKSTAIN SHIT SHITTY SUCK MY COCK DICK SEX FUDGEPACKER DAMN GRIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER GENITALIA FUCKER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHITHEAD PISSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER JERK OFF KRAUT HITLER POWERSHIT FUCKING A BELLEND MOLDY TITS FLYING RAT'S ASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMN BITCH Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CLUSTERFUCK and with the BITCH and his COCK of girraffes in which PENISFUCK while reading about CUNT LAPPER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BUTT-FOR-BRAINS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• COCK