Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BUTT PIRATE'WANK'GOD DAMMIT'PUSSY'CLIT'CUNT'KITTENS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BUGFUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder DONKEY DICK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PORCH MONKEY, sudden SHITSLINGING m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ALEX TREBEK or ORGASM vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PISSHOLE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JENKEM way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CHOAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MONKEY SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PENIS ON A STICK SHITCOCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous NIGGER utterFUCKance of socially SHITSLINGING objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITSLINGING television programs to address DOM DeLUISE Tourette's syndrome.

BUTT PIRATE Tourette's is SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH not to be BOOBIES confused with CRAPMUNCHER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SCUMBUCKET chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUGGER random ASSCRACK disorientation, culturally-KAFFIR-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FELCHING outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local COCKSUCKER language, PAGE BLANKING and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JERK OFF DICK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky NIGGER souvenir shoppes and massive STUDENT MOVEMENT quantities WANK of ANAL DIABETES POLAK garbage.

Darnit.

A ASSWIPE Polite Note to the CARPET MUNCHER Author:

The MOCKIE Tourette's FUCKER Research Institute was FUCKING A founded to ALEX TREBEK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CRAP ON A STICK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCK article ASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HORSE SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITFUCKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance THONG TASTER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HOSER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT Tourrette's sufferers THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS swear. You can ASSWIPE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame RAT'S ASS TV, for always focusing on the COCKSTUFFER bad side of a terrible SPUNK thing.
• The main PISS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CHICKEN SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BULLCRAP' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK knee DAMN NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BALLS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PENIS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASSHOLE school for DICKHEAD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HELLFIRE sufferers to become POMMIE manically depressed and NAZI commit SHITHEAD suicide.
• There is no JIGGABOO cure, and the GANGBANG drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSHAT tics often have adverse FUCK YOU side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JERK OFF perodol" which caused my entire FUCKSTAIN body to go POO POO BLOWJOB numb and WOODPECKERSHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than CLEMEN it is without the I WILL END YOU! drug.

I am an active member of a COON tourette syndrome BITCH association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating RUSTY TROMBONE the JOHN ELWAY public view of Tourettes as a "AY-AY-AY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITTY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CHINK sorry for NIGGER "hi-jacking" your FUCKWIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JENKEM this that really ASSBANDIT annoys me. I am working towards a PISS OFF better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DAMN IT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be RUSKIE, and making fun of a PEARL NECKLACE horrible disorder is (not) FUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TITTIES time.

Best BULLCRAP regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BULLSHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN BABY FORMULA reply

As NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CAPITALISM Westerners show is not an VOTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CAPITALISM degenerate capitalist culture in those VOTE countries. When showing FIREWALLS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust OPINION in countries I LIKE BUSH leadership, those problems does not COMMUNISM IS STUPID occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHRISTIANITY byproduct of your RIGHTS capitalist society SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY.

Li Chiang “FIREWALLS” Wen

P.S. RAT'S COCK Regards to Andrew GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply

The BUTT-FOR-BRAINS bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK punch him if you FUCKTARD want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not RHODESIA white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TWAT saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PORCH MONKEY Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE and DOUGHNUT PUNCHER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHITSLINGING music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BAND WITH 4 ASS LICKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FEWMETS HORSE! PORCH MONKEY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PORCH MONKEY'S HOUSE

How WANK to DAMN IT cure FUCKING the DAMN Tourette's DOT HEAD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment YOU WANKER for BEAVER Tourette's Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! Syndrome MOLDY TITS is BLUMPKIN following YOUR MOM these DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT rules SHITE in JESSE McCARTNEY order:

• 1: Avoid CHENEY immature WARNER MUSIC GROUP little ASS kids,
• 2: Count to CLEVELAND STEAMER within BUGFUCK 10 DAMNseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ASSHOLE DUMBASS SUCK MY DICK nor BASTARD talk,
• 4: Tell FASHION BUG yourself you WANK don't HAIL SATAN! have ARSE this WOODPECKERSHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WITH NASTY DUMBASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S LAKE TITICACA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PORCH MONKEY last straw SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS!

I fucking put SHITTY' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JACKASS the TOP OF FOUR-EYES THIS SHAKOPEE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be LOLCAT offensive. PISS OFF MY ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CUNNILINGUS people who try FUCKING A to battle JUNGLE BUNNY'I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY that tight-ass SHITSLINGING 17-year-FOUR-EYES—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find STRAWBERRY ASS it now, but someone said NI' SNUFF PORN BRUSH MA TEETH'SEMEN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DIPSHIT is a laughing MILF matter. Plus there CRAPMUNCHER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASS LICKER Uncyclopedia, there are REBECCA BLACK articles SPUNK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSCRACK stuff. So WANK that means MALARKY stop getting mad at the DAMN first part too and LIKE FATHER LIKE SON talking about the I WILL KILL YOU! letter that it's FUCKER mocking (what FUCKFACE letter? I don't even know what ANUSCAKE the heck you're talking about). Adrian DAMMIT hi self NIPPLES even made a really DOT HEAD good point. "It's COCKSUCKER nothing more POMMIE from a head nod to a HOMO knee tick". DICK TITS. Which I'll add WANKSPLAT onto RUSTY TROMBONE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BASTARD suffer that EPIDIDYMIS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ROSIE O'DONNELL it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to [Insert silly non-swear here] be, because if I were a WEHATEMARIO Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASSHOLE hilarious. If you DILDO Want facts, go on ANUSCAKE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BALLS be offended, don't read BLUMPKIN the freaking ANAL article anyway.

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKFACE SHITSLINGING WHITE POWER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON NI STEVE BALLMER FAG RAPE CAMEL JOCKEY SHIT suck my mothers COCKSTUFFER PENISFUCK POMMIE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE BELLEND CUNT DAMN IT AMERICA ONLINE ARSE TOTAL FRAK FAG ASSHAT ASSHOLE CUNT TOTAL DOG SHIT RAPE RAT'S COCK CROTCH LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! WARNER MUSIC GROUP MOCCASINS GIVING HEAD JUSTIN BIEBER PUNANI COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKTARD HITLER INBRED NIPPLES DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FRITZ ARSE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE RAPE DOG SHIT BULLCRAP SON OF A BITCH CLUSTERFUCK DICK CHICKEN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DICKWAD CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCKHEAD CUNTING ASSCRACK TITTIES SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ARSE COON FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK POLESMOKER FUCKWIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKER POLESMOKER INBRED BULLSHIT DAMN FUCKING A CUNTRAG VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK YOU SEX SHIT LIKE A HORSE QUEEF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DOUCHE FUCKER BLUMPKIN HOSER I RAPE WALRUSES! Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DAGO and with the YID and his DIPSHIT of girraffes in which JOHN ELWAY while reading about CHOAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See NI also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• JUNGLE BUNNY