Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DAMN'CROTCH'PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS'ORGASM'CUNT'GREASER'JACK ABRAMOFF Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BIRD SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder FAGGOT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK, sudden FIST FUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD or COON vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BASTARD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BASTARD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DOUCHE NAZI include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MARCH OF FLAMES by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CHIGGER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat REDNECK FUCKTARD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JAP utterFUCKance of socially KAFFIR objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JESSE McCARTNEY television programs to address WARNER MUSIC GROUP Tourette's syndrome.

ARSE Tourette's is CROTCH not to be TURD confused with WANK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CUNT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSHAT random SHITSLINGING disorientation, culturally-WIENER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth LICK PUSSY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BITCH language, SHITHEAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SEX BASTARD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSFACE souvenir shoppes and massive NAZI quantities EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA of ANAL DIABETES COCKSHITTER garbage.

Darnit.

A TAMPONS Polite Note to the FUCKSTAIN Author:

The PEARL NECKLACE Tourette's SUGARTITS Research Institute was NAZI founded to CLEMEN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITTY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JACKASS SHIT article SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BUGFUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MAMA MIA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DAMNATION.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK Tourrette's sufferers OSTRICH MY ASS swear. You can NIGGER TITS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame POMMIE TV, for always focusing on the PISS ARTIST bad side of a terrible EXTRA LONG PENIS thing.
• The main PRICK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PENIS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PISS ARTIST' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MONKEY SHIT knee FUCKING JUMP! NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is KRAUT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JELLY BEANS school for PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DIPSHIT sufferers to become ASSRAMMER manically depressed and JACKASS commit ANAL suicide.
• There is no PUSSY cure, and the DOUCHEBAG drugs that are available to, "calm" the pen0r tics often have adverse RAT'S ASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TIMBER NIGGER perodol" which caused my entire DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT body to go NAZI numb and MILF basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCK OFF it is without the WANKER drug.

I am an active member of a FENCE JUMPER tourette syndrome BUGFUCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DOUCHE the ASSWIPE public view of Tourettes as a "BALL SACK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DIPSHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MARGARET THATCHER sorry for BUTTFUCKER "hi-jacking" your WOODPECKERSHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKBAG this that really GOBSHITE annoys me. I am working towards a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MALARKY, and making fun of a ORGASM horrible disorder is (not) DAMN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSHOLE time.

Best DUMBASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MOTHERFUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MINORITIES reply

As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are AMERICA'S GREAT! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONGOLIANS Westerners show is not an 1984 effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TANK MAN degenerate capitalist culture in those TIENANMEN SQUARE countries. When showing TIENANMEN SQUARE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PORTUGAL in countries SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY leadership, those problems does not FREEDOM OF SPEECH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PRINCE PHILIP byproduct of your MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! capitalist society CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT.

Li Chiang “TAIWAN” Wen

P.S. PRICK Regards to Andrew PEARL NECKLACE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The BULLSHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can BALLS punch him if you DICK want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough SALISBURY problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CONDOMS white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NECROPHILIA saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my BIG FOOT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BULLSHIT and BUGGER OFF playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JAP music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHAKOPEE BAND WITH 4 SHITE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ANUSCAKE HORSE! FUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCK'S HOUSE

How PISS to NORTH KOREA cure CLUSTERFUCK the DAMN Tourette's WIENER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WHORE for TESTICLE CHOKE Tourette's FUCKING FUCKFUCKER Syndrome YOGHURT CANNON is EXTRA LONG PENIS following DAMN these ASS rules ASSHAT in FUCKING order:

• 1: Avoid INJUN immature FUCK little BIRD SHIT kids,
• 2: Count to NIGGER within FUCKHEAD 10 HI, BILLY MAYS HEREseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SUCK COCKS IN HELL! I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE nor WIKIPEDIA talk,
• 4: Tell FUCK yourself you CUNNILINGUS don't SEX have FUCKER this CONDOMS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WOODPECKERSHIT WITH NASTY FUCKSTAIN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PISS ARTIST FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCK last straw DARTH VADER!

I fucking put KIKE' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL the TOP OF TURD THIS GOD DAMMIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS offensive. GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TAMPONS people who try HADJI to battle ARSEBADGERS'WANK that tight-ass PEDOPHILIA 17-year-SCUMBUCKET—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CHOAD it now, but someone said PISS OFF MY ASS' P'KANG WANK'DOUGHNUT PUNCHER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING MASTURBATION is a laughing WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? matter. Plus there MOTHERFUCKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITTY Uncyclopedia, there are PISS articles HELLFIRE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BITCH stuff. So TOSSER that means DIPSHIT stop getting mad at the COCKSMOKER first part too and JUSTIN BIEBER talking about the JOHN SMILEY FACE letter that it's GYPSY mocking (what GENITALIA letter? I don't even know what MOTHERFUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian BULLSHIT hi self SON OF A BITCH even made a really REDSKIN good point. "It's ASS nothing more MOZILLA FIREFOX from a head nod to a WANKER knee tick". ASS. Which I'll add BALL SACK onto CUNT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BUTTFUCKER suffer that BOOBIES much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASSCRACK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SAMUEL L. JACKSON be, because if I were a BELGIUM Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TITS & DICKS hilarious. If you BITCH Want facts, go on ALEX TREBEK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FLYING FUCK be offended, don't read FUCKSTAIN the freaking SAND NIGGER article anyway.

WIKIPEDIA CUNT CUNNILINGUS NEGRO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNTBUCKET BRUSH MA TEETH BITCH SHITTY [Insert swear here]

I'LL RAPE YOU I AM CORNHOLIO! PUSSY EUROIPODS TOWELHEAD MOLDY TITS TIT SPRINKLES POOPY HADJI DICKFACE DYKE AMERICA ONLINE HORSE SHIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH LET'S SHIT CHIGGER FLAMING ASS BADGER MOTHERFUCKER FENCE JUMPER NIGGER SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKING A ASSWIPE P'KANG SPANK THE MONKEY TOURETTE'S SYNDROME TITWANK STEVE BALLMER FUCK CUNT BENCH PRESS HOT GRITS KIKE SHITTY RICK MORANIS DICK DICKHEAD DICKLICK FUCK CHUFF DOUCHING BUKKAKE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FROG COCKING FUCKBOROUGH AMERICA ONLINE FUCKING KAFFIR YOU WANKER HO FUCK DAMN YID 666 PEEPEE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FELLATIO CC PLZ FUCK NUGGET MOTHERFUCKER I AM CORNHOLIO! GRIS SHIT LIKE A HORSE WALRUS SHIT NECROPHILIA SUCK MY COCK WANKSPLAT GOD DAMMIT DAMN CRACKER DOUCHEBAG JAP DICK IN A BOX DICKHEAD FUCKING A SLOPE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE LOLCAT SHITFACE TITTYWANK SEX PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COCKSUCKER SHIT CUNT SHITTY PUSSY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS JOHN ELWAY FUCKFACE DAMN PISSHOLE GREASER BUGFUCK DIPSHIT NIGGER POLESMOKER SHUT UP, MEG! MARY WHITEHOUSE CLUSTERFUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SCUMBAG LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ARSE SEMEN SUCK MY DICK SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITHEAD WIKIPEDIA ANAL PUSSY MILF JACK OFF DAMN IT YOU WANKER REDNECK BENCH PRESS FUCKING CUNT FUCKING A ALEX TREBEK FELCHING [expletive deleted] ASSHOLE DILDO CUNT DICKFACE CHICKEN SHIT DAMN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASS WOMEN'S RIGHTS SEMEN SHITHEAD POLAK SHITFUCKER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DOUCHE NAZI ASSCRACK PRICK FIRECROTCH HELLFUCKER SHITFACE DAMNATION JIZZ SPIC JACKASS DICK IN A BOX INBRED DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! YID BUTT-HOLE RAPE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BASTARD 666 MOTHERFUCKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? MONKEY SHIT PISS PENIS ON A BUN SCROTUM RAT'S ASS OSTRICH MY ASS EXTRA LONG PENIS DICK IN A BOX PISS OFF PUNANI FROG COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT INBRED pen0r BALLS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FUCKTARD I WILL END YOU! DONKEY DICK SEX DONKEY DICK RAT'S COCK ASSRAPING FUCKER POLAK TITTYWANK YOU WANKER CRAP ON A STICK PENISPENISPENIS!!! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITFUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! CHOAD KISSER CC PLZ FROG'S FAT ASS DONALD RUMSFELD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS YOU WANKER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! TWAT FUCK ORGASM ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT WIKIPEDIA pen0r VENEREAL DISEASE REDNECK WANK DICKFACE BEAVER WILLY WONKA SAND NIGGER JACK OFF FUCK PRICK ASS FELLATIO PRICK DUMBASS PISS SHITFACE DAMN IT FUCKING WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! DICKFACE BASTARD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JACKASS SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHAKOPEE RAT'S COCK INBRED HITLER MOLDY TITS SHITCOCK FRIG PISS MONKEY BALLS WANK FUCKSTAIN MOZILLA FIREFOX DIPSHIT ORGASM FUCKHEAD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BITCH JACK OFF FUCK YOU HORSE SHIT SOD OFF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SPIC DAGO COON JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITHEAD SHIT BITCH GOOK FAGGOT RECTUM RAIDER PIECE OF SHIT BUTTFUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GOD DAMMIT CAMEL JOCKEY BALL SACK FROG'S FAT ASS SCROTUM KNOBJOCKEY FLYING RAT'S ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DILDO FRIG DOUCHE WANKSPLAT FRITZ LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DAMN ALEX TREBEK PISS FROG'S FAT ASS COCKSUCKER TWAT BOOBS DAMN MR WINKLER IS GAY KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 SPANK THE MONKEY BLUMPKIN SUCK MY DICK TENTACLE RAPE REBECCA BLACK RICK MORANIS JAP CUNTSWILLING WOMEN'S RIGHTS FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNTRAG AUTOFELLATIO MOTHERFUCKER DICKLICK SEMEN SNUFF PORN POMMIE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING JOHN SMILEY FACE WIGGER DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSFACE SHITSLINGING BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT FUCKWIT NAZI DELICIOUS CAKE PISS NIPPLES CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY CHRISTHUMPER HEIL HITLER! ASS CUNT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BOLLOCKS FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE JACKASS CUM HOMO SCROTUM AMERICA'S GREAT! WINDOWS VISTA WIGGER SHITBALLS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PENISPENISPENIS!!! JUNGLE BUNNY HORSE SHIT FUCKHEAD ASSWIPE POMMIE BLUMPKIN DOUCHE GRUE RAPE DOG SHIT FUCK GYPSY CRAPPY SCROTUM FUCKWIT PISS UP MY ARSE DILDO FUCKING WALRUS SHIT GOD DAMN DICKFACE DOODIE HEAD NI QUEEF PIGFUCKER WANK POLESMOKER SHITE BUTT-HOLE SON OF A BITCH DICKFACE FUCK NUGGET FELCHING FELLATIO DICKWAD CLUSTERFUCK BUTTFUCKER FUCKING BASEBALL ASSFACE GANGBANG SHITHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX VENEREAL DISEASE VENEREAL DISEASE SHITE DONKEY DICK FUCKING A WALRUS SHIT BALL SACK SHITSLINGING JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS GOD DAMMIT CAMEL JOCKEY [Insert yet another person's name here] DAMN IT BOOBS NEGRO LIMEY CUNT PENIS ON A BUN PISS SHITE CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST FUCKTARD BITCH ASS SHIT WIENER MARY WHITEHOUSE BALL SACK TUBA FLYING FUCK INCEST LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PISS OFF NIGGER [expletive deleted] ASSHAT SUGARTITS ASS DIPSHIT PORCH MONKEY FRIG SON OF A BITCH BOB SAGET FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHEBAG CUNNILINGUS PENIS ON A BUN RAT'S COCK YOU WANKER YOUR MOM SHITPISSER DAMN TITTIES FUCK CLEAN DRINKING WATER TWAT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BASTARD POLESMOKER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BITCH WANKER DAMN O KURWA! NIPPLES ASSHAT SHIT RAPE HORSE PENIS DAGO BUTT-HEAD SUITCASE PENIS NIPPLES CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RAT'S ASS BIRD SHIT WANKER ASSWIPE BALL SACK HELL CUNT FRITZ POWERSHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CUNT FUCK A DUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON PISS ARTIST ARSE FUCK YOU AUTOFELLATIO DIPSHIT INJUN MOTHERFUCKER BALLS ASSHOLE TOTAL BLOWJOB DAMN VAGINA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK WANK BITCH BIGNOSE EXTRA LONG PENIS DYKE CLIT FUCKTARD CRACKER DICKFACE PEARL NECKLACE BOON JACKASS BUTTFUCKER WANKER FUCKING A FUCK suck my mothers GOBSHITE HUEY P. NEWTON LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PENISFUCK SHITTY CLIT DAMN TWAT SUCK A BIG DICK O KURWA! SHITCUNTING BEAVER NICARAGUA PISS ARTIST HITLER JOHN ELWAY EPIDIDYMIS FIRECROTCH DICKFACE CHINK FUCKTARD SOD WARNER MUSIC GROUP RAT'S ASS DOUCHE NAZI TWAT COCK HOSER BANGKOK CUM CRAPPY ASSHAT DIPSHIT SUGARTITS MONKEY SHIT DAMN IT FLYING FUCK RAT'S COCK BELLEND GOAT DICK CROTCH BLOWJOB MELAMINE BATHING SUIT AREA EAT MY SHIT! ASS WANK HELL GOD DAMMIT JUSTIN BIEBER MONKEY SHIT SCROTUM DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CUM TWISTY VAGINA DICKLICK NIGGER BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKING DILDO COCKSMOKER DICKHEAD HOLY DUMB FUCK WANK DOODIE HEAD OSTRICH MY ASS FUCK DOG FUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT CAMEL JOCKEY RUSKIE GOD DAMN CRAP ON A STICK YOU WANKER FUCK HIV NEGATIVE ASSHOLE CLUSTERFUCK FELLATIO FUCK OFF PAKI YID PECKERHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT BOOBS WANK FAGGOT PIECE OF SHIT COCKSUCKER ASSCRACK MONKEY SHIT PORCH MONKEY COON FUCK SHAKOPEE MOTHERFUCKER CHUFF FUCKSTAIN CLIT YOU WANKER MOTHERFUCKER JOHN SMILEY FACE BITCH NIGGER BRITNEY RAGHEAD HITLER CHRIST OF TABERNACLE DONKEY PUNCHER TIT DIRT SHAKOPEE FUCKHEAD DOUCHE NAZI SCUMBAG DICKHEAD ASS DICKHEAD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BUGGER OFF BASTARD QUEEF DAMN DOUCHETITS BENCH PRESS SHITBALLS JAP NICARAGUA EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER FUCKTARD BALLS BUKKAKE BITCH BONER OH SHI– BOOBIES EPIDIDYMIS SLOPE TAMPONS FUCKTARD TITTIES DAGO SCUMBUCKET DAMNATION ASSHOLE HAIL SATAN! BOOBIES SCROTUM MONKEY SHIT SHITFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY SHITFUCKER ASS BASTARD PUSSY PENISFUCK CLEMEN DAMMIT GOOK NIGGER BASTARD FUCK CRAPMUNCHER CAMEL FUCKER SEMEN BALLS DAMN JENKEM FROG RAT'S ASS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! LET'S SHIT CHUFF CHENEY ART METAL PRODUCTS NECROPHILIA FUCKFACE FLAMING ASS BADGER COCKSMOKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM POLESMOKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ANUSCAKE HELL CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! MICK DOUCHING GREASER JACKASS FUCKWIT BITCH FUCKWIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DAGO FUCKSTAIN TIMBER NIGGER FIRECROTCH NIPPLES DICKHEAD PUSSY CLIT DEVELOPERS! TESTICLE CHOKE ASS MONKEY'S UNCLE SHITTY DICK CHICKEN GOD DAMMIT FUCKHEAD WANK CONAN O'BRIAN JIZZ COCKSMOKER FUCK TRANNY INCEST FUCKFACE SHIT ASSWIPE RAGHEAD COCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JACKASS SUGARTITS ASSHOLE BUGGER PUNANI CUNT DARTH VADER DIRTY SANCHEZ JIZZ NIGGER DICKLICK I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT SHITBALLS I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCKSTAIN SHITE PAKI PIECE OF SHIT MACACA PUSSY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING GOAT DICK SEX INCEST CUM RAGHEAD PIECE OF SHIT PORCH MONKEY NIGGER HENTAI MASTURBATION YOU WANKER CUNT CRAPPER NIGNOG BANGKOK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITFUCKER DUNE COON FUCK INCEST BIG FOOT WANK MOSES DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HONKY SAMUEL L. JACKSON NIPPLES NIGGER TITS FENCE JUMPER ASS RAT'S COCK JAP LAKE TITICACA MALARKY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKING AUTOFELLATIO HO BIG FOOT BITCH FUCKWIT CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITHEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ BUTTFUCKER BRUSH MA TEETH YOU WANKER SPIC ASSFACE YOU WANKER BOOBS SHITE FUCKING GOD DAMN FUCKFACE SUCK MY COCK HELL SOD DICKLICK MORGAN TSVANGIRAI MOTHERFUCKER BEANER HELL MALARKY WALRUS SHIT RAT'S COCK JAP WANKER BOOBS FIST FUCK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DONALD RUMSFELD ASS ASSHOLE FAG [expletive deleted] GRINGO CONDOMS CRAP ON A STICK DAMMIT COCK MOCKIE DONKEY PUNCHER ORGASM BULLSHIT DAMN SCUMBUCKET JACKASS SHIT PIGS MIGHT FLY FLYING FUCK FUCKING WIGGER SHITE FALSE BENSON CUNT REBECCA BLACK DAMN SPIC RAT'S COCK SLOPE FELLATIO I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DILDO TAMPONS TWISTY VAGINA ORGASM BUTT PIRATE SHIT WEHATEMARIO FELCHMONKEY RAPE [expletive deleted] JESSE McCARTNEY CRAP SHITHEAD INBRED CHINK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BITCH MOCCASINS FUDGEPACKER SON OF A BITCH BUTTFUCKER SHIT HELL MOTHERFUCKER TWAT MASTURBATION SHIT DOG FUCKER PENIS WALRUS SHIT LICK PUSSY PRICK FELLATIO MASTURBATION FUCK CUNTSWILLING SHIT SHITE ANUSCAKE VAGINA CONDOMS MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHING FUCKWIT CHICKEN SHIT HEIL HITLER! GREASER FUCK ASS LICKER FUCK CUNNILINGUS VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK FELLATIO COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SAND NIGGER DOUCHEBAG D'OH CUM HO DEVELOPERS! DICK IN A BOX GOD DAMN RANDY TRAVIS WANKSPLAT RECTUM RAIDER FUCK OFF EMO GOD DAMMIT CLIT RAT'S ASS SHITTY DICKHEAD BUTTFUCKER CUM SHITE DICK TITS FUCKING JUMP! PISS ALEX TREBEK TWAT I'LL RAPE YOU DOUCHING FROG'S FAT ASS CUNTING ASSCRACK GOATSE SPUNK FUCK HATE HATE HAT BUTT PIRATE CLEMEN PISS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ALF TITMOUSE SMEG FUCKWIT TITTIES DAMN JERK OFF BEANER CLEVELAND STEAMER PISS JOHN ELWAY DAMNATION PISSHOLE WIKIPEDIA FUCKSTAIN BONER TITS & DICKS GANGBANG CLUSTERFUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX REDSKIN SLOPE PRICK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN SCUMBAG REDNECK BAD MOTHERFUCKER FALSE BENSON BULLSHIT TITTIES CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT WANKER BLISTERING BARNACLES DOG SHIT FAG MOCCASINS MOTHERFUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASSHAT MACACA AUTOFELLATIO CRAPPY TITTIES SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD DOUCHETITS O KURWA! MOCKIE SCROTUM [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] NIPPLES SEMEN SEX CAMEL JOCKEY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! COCK ABO SHIT TITTIES GREASER ASS PISS OFF COLGATE TOSSER SHITHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA WANK BOOBS NAZI DOUCHE YOU WANKER SOD OFF CROTCH SON OF A BITCH ARSE BASTARD I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SAND NIGGER ANAL BIRD SHIT FUCKWIT KNOBJOCKEY I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKER FUCKFACE SEX BRITNEY BATMAN & ROBIN TITS & DICKS FUCKWIT HORSE SHIT DILDO MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PENIS NIPPLES WIENER PRICK DILDO COCK JIGGABOO DAMN IT DUMBASS RAPE CAMEL FUCKER SCROTUM JACKASS CRAPPY DAMMIT PAKI JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKWIT NEOPETS PISS OFF INBRED BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink COCKGOBLIN TESTICLE CHOKE BUKKAKE PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKTARD DICKFACE DAMN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA POMMIE CUNT CUNNILINGUS BITCH RAPE LOGJAMMER DELICIOUS CAKE HELL HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKSTAIN TIT SPRINKLES WOMEN'S RIGHTS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! HADJI DAMN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BITCH BALL SACK MOLDY TITS INBRED DYKE NECROPHILIA FUCKFACE NIPPLES HO BLISTERING BARNACLES JUNGLE BUNNY CUNNILINGUS GOD DAMMIT DOUCHING FLYING FUCK ASSCRACK TITTYWANK CANNED QUOTE SCUMBAG POWERSHIT DICKHEAD DILDO TAMPONS LET'S SHIT DYKE MONKEY SHIT BULLSHIT SON OF A BITCH MONKEY SHIT SHITSKIN NAZI BUGGER OFF PRICK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE KIKE PISS OFF CLUSTERFUCK PEARL NECKLACE YUKY DOODY ASS VAGINA KNOBJOCKEY PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! ASS CLEVELAND STEAMER BUTTFUCKER MASTURBATION BUGGER SHIT LIKE A HORSE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CLUSTERFUCK BASTARD GOD DAMMIT BIGNOSE SHIT SHITFACE QUEEF YUKY DOODY TURD WARNER MUSIC GROUP Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FROG and with the PEDOPHILIA and his MOCCASINS of girraffes in which SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS while reading about SEX!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• HI, BILLY MAYS HERE