Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's INCEST'DICKHEAD'DAMN'NICARAGUA'BASTARD'CHAV'NIGNOG Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? look at the SEX talk page of this SHITSLINGING article for notes or discussion before TITWANK editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JAP neurochemical FUCK disorder DOG SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PISS, sudden NIGGER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKBAG or FUCKFACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PUSSY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BUTTFUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GO COUNT YOUR DICK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA INJUN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNT PISS OFF words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MOTHERFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially REDNECK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PISS OFF MY ASS television programs to address NAZI Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKHEAD Tourette's is POMMIE not to be DOUCHEBAG confused with ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WIGGER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SAMUEL L. JACKSON random LIMEY disorientation, culturally-SUNSHINE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSRAPING outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BUKKAKE language, OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DONKEY DICK BITCH of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITFUCKER souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK OFF quantities WOMEN'S RIGHTS of ANAL DIABETES YOU WANKER garbage.

Darnit.

A YOU Polite Note to the HELL Author:

The MOCKIE Tourette's DICK CHICKEN Research Institute was ANAL founded to BOON.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ARSE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BULLSHIT article SHITTY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BUNG-HOLE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JOHNNY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about STRAWBERRY ASS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PISS OFF Tourrette's sufferers SAGGY TITS swear. You can BASTARD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TV, for always focusing on the BIGNOSE bad side of a terrible MONKEY'S UNCLE thing.
• The main RUSTY TROMBONE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITSLIDE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DUMBASS knee SON OF A BITCH NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITFACE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MY ANUS IS BLEEDING cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SMEG school for WANK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITE sufferers to become POMMIE manically depressed and TIMBER NIGGER commit JACKASS suicide.
• There is no FUCKTARD cure, and the SHITBALLS drugs that are available to, "calm" the SCROTUM tics often have adverse BALLS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNT CRAPPER perodol" which caused my entire HELL body to go WOP numb and IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

basically made it NIGGA! worse than O CANADA it is without the RUSKIE drug.

I am an active member of a ASSCRACK tourette syndrome CLIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GOD DAMN the NIGGER public view of Tourettes as a "DAMN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SCUMBAG much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITE sorry for JERK OFF "hi-jacking" your POMMIE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TITWANK this that really SHITFACE annoys me. I am working towards a NIGGER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TITS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BAT FUCK INSANE, and making fun of a CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM horrible disorder is (not) NIGGER TITS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! time.

Best RANDY TRAVIS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PENISFUCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese NORTH KOREA reply

As OPINION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PANCHEN LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NORTH KOREA Westerners show is not an SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBETAN BUDDHISM countries. When showing 1984 right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust VOTE in countries GOOGLE leadership, those problems does not TIBET occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FALUN GONG byproduct of your MELAMINE capitalist society PROXY SITES.

Li Chiang “I LIKE BUSH” Wen

P.S. MOLDY TITS Regards to Andrew FUCKING A Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CLEAN DRINKING WATER reply

The DICKFACE bastard who wrote this article. You can REBECCA BLACK punch him if you KITTENS want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you HIV NEGATIVE remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DUMBASS saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my PICKANINNY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PISS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DICK CHICKEN and ASSWIPE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JERRY music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HORSE SHIT BAND WITH 4 DOUCHING MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD HORSE! PISS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PISS'S HOUSE

How JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE to MOTHERFUCKER cure SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS the FUCKING FUCKFUCKER Tourette's WARNER MUSIC GROUP Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ARSEBADGERS for BASTARD Tourette's GREASER Syndrome DARTH VADER is GO COUNT YOUR DICK following SON OF A BITCH these FUCKFACE rules TRANNY in LIMEY order:

• 1: Avoid WIGGER immature SHITSLINGING little VAGINA kids,
• 2: Count to ASSWIPE within GOD DAMMIT 10 DAMNseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PRICK JACKASS SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX nor I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND talk,
• 4: Tell PEDOPHILIA yourself you AUTOFELLATIO don't DAGO have FUDGEPACKER this CUNT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NIGGER WITH NASTY VENEREAL DISEASE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BIGNOSE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PISS last straw TAFFY!

I fucking put FUCK OFF' my comment at the TOP OF THE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CRAP the TOP OF TENTACLE RAPE THIS NIPPLES ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CHOAD offensive. SEMEN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to INBRED people who try MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE to battle VAGINA'CUNT that tight-ass FUCKFUCKFUCK 17-year-ASS LICKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find WANKER it now, but someone said JERRY' DONKEY DICK FUCKING A'TITWANK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GIVING HEAD is a laughing PENIS matter. Plus there HONKY was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WIENER Uncyclopedia, there are CAPTAIN CRUNCH articles TITWANK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching RAT'S ASS stuff. So BOOBS that means DICKHEAD stop getting mad at the DEVELOPERS! first part too and PORCUPINE'S BALLS talking about the ASS letter that it's FLYING RAT'S ASS mocking (what SHITHEAD letter? I don't even know what CUNT the heck you're talking about). Adrian DAMNATION hi self YOUR MOM even made a really YID good point. "It's CHENEY nothing more FUCKER from a head nod to a COON knee tick". WEHATEMARIO. Which I'll add BASTARD onto GIVING HEAD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA suffer that CHUFF much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKTARD be, because if I were a SAMUEL L. JACKSON Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CHIGGER hilarious. If you SEX Want facts, go on FUCK YOU Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BUTT-FOR-BRAINS be offended, don't read CHOAD KISSER the freaking BULLSHIT article anyway.

PISS OFF KRAUT MOTHERFUCKER SHIT POMMIE PIECE OF SHIT DICK CHICKEN NAZI FUCKING CLUSTERFUCK

FUCKING BASEBALL NEGRO SUCK MY COCK HO BALL SACK LENS CRAFTERS BITCH PORCUPINE'S BALLS CLUSTERFUCK BIRD IN THE HOUSE SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE FUCK YOU WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? I WILL KILL YOU! JACK ABRAMOFF DICK TITS WHITE PEOPLE BITCH PIG MAMA MIA BOOBS SEX BULLSHIT CHIGGER BASTARD NEGRO PIG DICKFACE CRAPMUNCHER BITCH HENTAI DOUCHEBAG DONKEY DICK FENCE JUMPER SHITSLINGING RAT'S ASS NEGRO SAGGY TITS WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! FUCKWIT BLOWJOB BASTARD DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE DICKWAD NECROPHILIA FUCKTARD PISS FRAK SHITE DICKHEAD BUTT PIRATE INCEST NEOPETS BEAVER BOYCOTT VIACOM! CLIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHIT FUCK AMERICA ONLINE CHOAD KISSER COCK ASSHAT MONKEY SHIT PISS ARTIST SUGARTITS YOU WANKER YOGHURT CANNON BIG FOOT LOLCAT CARPET MUNCHER CHOAD BATHING SUIT AREA CUNTRAG YOU WANKER BUKKAKE FUCK YOU ASS CUNT JAP NI INBRED PORCH MONKEY VAGINA GOD DAMMIT ARSE FOUR-EYES BONER TAFFY COCK REDSKIN FUCKING CHIGGER CAMEL FUCKER STRAWBERRY ASS FUCKWIT BORDER HOPPER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BLISTERING BARNACLES CARPET MUNCHER DAMNED TABERNACLE JERRY BUTTFUCKER BITCH DAMN IT BUTTFUCKER LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT BANGKOK FRITZ IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK OFF MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BIGNOSE JACKASS SHIT HELLFUCKER JACKASS COLGATE SHITE FUCK FRAK HATE HATE HAT SHITFUCKER HO CHICKEN SHIT KRAUT [expletive deleted] DOUCHING SHIT ASSHAT GOD DAMN MOZILLA FIREFOX JACKASS SHIT HOMO FUCKTARD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! YID HONKY CUNNILINGUS FUCK YOU ARSE CUNT TAMPONS JACKASS PUNANI SCUMBAG TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK A DUCK FUCKHEAD SHITCOCK ASSFACE WANK BEAVER PORCH MONKEY FUCKSTAIN CHING CHONG CHINK HOSER GOD DAMN CLIT WIKIPEDIA ASSHOLE BITCH FUCK DICK IN A BOX TAFFY DONKEY DICK MOTHERFUCKER TITWANK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BUGFUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SUCK MY DICK POOPOO COCKSUCKER NIPPLES BENCH PRESS BAD MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A BITCH PIECE OF SHIT BUTTFUCKER AMERICA ONLINE I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST CLEVELAND STEAMER WALRUS SHIT CHOAD THIS IS A RARE SWEAR ASS SAND NIGGER FUCK OFF INJUN MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS SHIT GIVING HEAD GOBSHITE JOHN ELWAY WANKER BOOBIES FUCKFACE FUCKING A BOB SAGET SHITSKIN VOTE DICK IN A BOX CONDOMS DICKFACE ABO INBRED SEMEN SHITFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ARSE BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCK CRAPPY DAMN PISS ARTIST FEMADOM DIPSHIT HOMO COCKSHITTER TITS & DICKS DOUCHING CAPTAIN CRUNCH GOD DAMN MASTURBATION BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BASTARD JERRY BULLSHIT RUSKIE WOP PISS ARTIST SHITBALLS LHASA HENTAI OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! POLACK COCKSUCKER SAND NIGGER FUCKER DAMMIT FUCKTARD GENITALIA BUGFUCK DAMN JENKEM CUNT SON OF A BITCH PISS SHITE PENIS ON A BUN P'KANG SHIT SUCK MY COCK ASSHAT BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSRAMMER DELICIOUS CAKE JAP FLAMING ASS BADGER GANGBANG LOLCAT CARPET MUNCHER SHITE ASSHAT TAMPONS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS MOCCASINS CLUSTERFUCK COON SCROTUM FUCKING FUCK OFF SUCK MY DICK SEX ASSFACE SCROTUM FLYING RAT'S ASS HELL CHINK NIGGER TITS JUNGLE BUNNY CUM MASTURBATION FUCKTARD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CUNT TAMPONS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHUT UP, MEG! PISS ASSFACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER [expletive deleted] RAT'S COCK ASSBANDIT SHITFUCKER SHIT TOSSER FUCKFUCKFUCK DAMN CAPTAIN CRUNCH DUMBASS BITCH JUSTIN BIEBER DAMN FUCK FUCK A DUCK ASSFACE MONKEY BALLS FUCK OFF HORSE PENIS GOD DAMMIT NAZI PORCUPINE'S BALLS CHICKEN SHIT BOOBIES WOP DAMN HADJI DOODIE HEAD FUCK SHITSKIN CLIT CRAP SHITFACE SPIC DUMBASS JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKING A ASS SHITSLINGING SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT MOTHERFUCKER HELL CHOAD DOUCHING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TITTIES CRACKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK ALF BITCH PISS SHITTY BASTARD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMMIT DICK IN A BOX JUNGLE BUNNY OLD CHRIST OF A MONKEY'S UNCLE JERRY KIKE DICKLICK TWISTY VAGINA WIKIPEDIA WALRUS SHIT LOLCAT PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITFUCKER VAGINA TITTIES TACO ICE CREAM SHITE DOT HEAD YOU WANKER CLUSTERFUCK CLUSTERFUCK ASSWIPE POLAK FROG'S FAT ASS PENISBIRD CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PISS ARTIST ASSHOLE BULLSHIT GOOK POOPOO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DONKEY PUNCHER CLIT TOWELHEAD SACRAMENTO SEX FUCKHEAD NIGNOG GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT BIG FOOT DAGO GOD DAMMIT FAGGOT DAGO DEVELOPERS! ORGASM COMMUNIST DILDO SHITPISSER SCUMBUCKET DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT RAGHEAD ASSRAPING ART METAL PRODUCTS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT WANKER KRAUT HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU CONDOMS PRICK HELLFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BUTTFUCKER TWAT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PISSHOLE CHIGGER TWISTY VAGINA Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BASTARD DICKFACE SHIT FUCK FUCK BUTT PIRATE BASTARD COMMUNIST DILDO CUNTYMINTS BOOBS ASSWIPE PISS OFF I RAPE WALRUSES! RANDY TRAVIS MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD ANAL RAT'S COCK DICKHEAD BALL SACK SHIT DICKLICK HO ASS LICKER DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE GYPSY POO POO BLOWJOB PISS ARTIST JOHNNY FROG'S FAT ASS RAT'S ASS FAGGOT VAGINA TITTYWANK ASS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BLUMPKIN CUM BALLS COCKGOBLIN STRAWBERRY ASS CLUSTERFUCK ASS KNOBJOCKEY RECTUM RAIDER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BELGIUM BIG FOOT SHITHEAD HELL suck my mothers CHICKEN FRIES CC PLZ ASS SHIT CLUSTERFUCK CUNT URINE-GARGLING FUCKER BITCH MOCKIE CHOAD FUCK FUCKHEAD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS POLACK SCROTUM TITS WANKER NIGGER GRINGO WANK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DIPSHIT JIGGABOO CRAPPY SCROTUM ARSE FUCKHEAD ASSHOLE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT COCKSHITTER ASSCRACK REDNECK FUCKSTAIN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUM SEX GOAT DICK FUCKHEAD SCROTUM MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! [Insert stupid word you just made up here] MOZILLA FIREFOX FELLATIO DAMN IT ASSWIPE TACO BOOBS NECROPHILIA PIG EPIDIDYMIS JUNGLE BUNNY PENISFUCK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DICK IN A BOX FUCKTARD MARGARET THATCHER JERRY LAKE TITICACA FUCKSTAIN BOOBS [Insert stupid word you just made up here] GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCK SMEG CLEMEN CHAV COCKSUCKER BULLCRAP BUTT PIRATE CROTCH CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHITE ANUSCAKE DILDO DONKEY PUNCHER SHITFACE INCEST COCK D'OH CUNTRAG JERRY JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PUSSYLICKER FUDGEPACKER MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN IT JACKASS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BASTARD CHIGGER BOOBS COCKSUCKER WALRUS SHIT PENISBIRD PAKI BEANER DILDO DAMN IT PENIS GANGBANG DOT HEAD CHINK DAMMIT PUSSY MOCKIE DYKE ASSFACE SPUNK FROG'S FAT ASS ASS BUTTFUCKER ALF SHITBALLS DOT HEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS PISS ARTIST WANK HITLER BAT FUCK INSANE HELL WHORE FUCKER SEX FUCKBAG SHITE SEMEN TWAT AUTOFELLATIO NIGGER CRAP DAMN ORGASM QUEEF BULLSHIT REDNECK I WILL KILL YOU! CRAP ON A STICK JAP CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! [expletive deleted] GREASER ASS CUM PEARL NECKLACE PISSHOLE DARTH VADER GOD DAMN MOCCASINS POLESMOKER INBRED JIZZ POMMIE TAMPON IN MY ASS WIENER JACKASS DOT HEAD CUNT GOAT DICK I AM CORNHOLIO! RUSTY TROMBONE ASSCRACK DILDO ASSBANDIT WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKWIT CONAN O'BRIAN JOHNNY INCEST LIMEY SHITSLINGING WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCKSTAIN BITCH DICKHEAD BIRD SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DICKHEAD PISS OFF CUM DAMMIT DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU GREASER PISS ARTIST SHITE SHITCUNTING MR WINKLER IS GAY CUNT PISS OFF COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SCROTUM BIRD SHIT GOD DAMMIT COCKGOBLIN RAGHEAD HELLFUCKER CUNT ART METAL PRODUCTS CLEMEN BUTT PIRATE DAMN ORGASM URINE-GARGLING JENKEM MONKEY BALLS SHITSLINGING ASS PUSSY DICKFACE GOBSHITE CAMEL JOCKEY SHITE BUGGER BUKKAKE BIRD SHIT CUNT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT SHIT ASSWIPE FUCKER LET'S SHIT CRAP MILF HORSE SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS COCK ASSHAT CLUSTERFUCK DICKLICK HELL I'LL RAPE YOU PISS OFF MY ASS YOU WANKER FUCK ASS TITWANK GRINGO CRACKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSCRACK INBRED CLEMEN WANK ORGASM EMO SALISBURY SHITSLINGING CUNTING ASSCRACK PISS DICK CHICKEN BIRD SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS SLOPE WHORE SPIC TITTIES FUCK FUCK SHIT LIKE A HORSE HELL YOU WANKER CRAP ON A STICK DAMMIT TITWANK ASSFACE DAMN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DAMN WINDOWS VISTA TITMOUSE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FLYING FUCK NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK O CANADA SHIT STRAWBERRY ASS SPICY CUNT FUCK SIGMUND FREUD MALARKY WIKIPEDIA FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PENIS BUGGER OFF LIMEY WANK FLAMEVIPER RICK MORANIS SCROTUM PICKANINNY HELLFUCKER INBRED NEOPETS SHITFACE FUCKING A MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD PORCH MONKEY BOB SAGET SCUMBUCKET DAMN ASSCRACK CUNT SHIT TITWANK SHITE CARPET MUNCHER CUNT COCKSUCKER PIXIES [expletive deleted] BUTT-HEAD FUCKFACE SHITFUCKER DICK SACRED MONKEY'S UNCLE KIKE COON LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FROG'S FAT ASS RAPE VENEREAL DISEASE BASTARD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT 666 ALF POMMIE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BUGFUCK SCROTUM BONER FUCKFACE FUCKER DAGO SCUMBAG FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DAMNATION RAPE JOHN ELWAY SHITHEAD WANK MONKEY'S UNCLE MICK LAKE TITICACA CHOAD CUNT CRAPPER LOLCAT FUCKING A CRACKER BUKKAKE SOD CLIT MACACA NAZI DICKFACE BUGGER JERK OFF BATHING SUIT AREA DICKWAD FUCKER SNUFF PORN NAZI ASSHOLE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ASS DAMN JAP ARSE CUM FUCKHEAD COCK DUNE COON DUMBASS SHITHEAD ASS SEX SHITFACE JUMPING JESUS!!! HELL DONKEY PUNCHER BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING POMMIE WANKER SHITSLINGING GOBSHITE FUCKING JUMP! MACACA SHITSLINGING FUCK IN SACREMENT SEX CRAP MALARKY YOGHURT CANNON QUEEF QUEEF ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DILDO FLAMING ASS BADGER PAKI JUNGLE BUNNY SEX MILF JERRY BITCH FELCHING WARNER MUSIC GROUP POLACK DICK CHICKEN DAMN CUNT ASSRAPING CRAP INBRED DOG FUCKER PENISBIRD NIPPLES ASSWIPE I'LL RAPE YOU HELLFUCKER SHIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DICKLICK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER POMMIE WOODPECKERSHIT STEVE BALLMER BOLLOCKS RUSKIE SACRED WETBACK HO PENIS DICKHEAD CUNT GANGBANG SHITFUCKER SHITFACE CUNNILINGUS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS PENIS INCEST MONKEY SHIT PISS HOLY DUMB FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! PENIS ON A BUN ASSCRACK RAT'S COCK POOPY TITS YOU WANKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITSLINGING ORGASM HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TOWELHEAD WEHATEMARIO 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHITCUNTING IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DOUCHE HEIL HITLER! PEARL NECKLACE FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKER BUGFUCK DAMN IT POLAK LICK PUSSY COON WOP NECROPHILIA BLOWJOB CUNT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME PRICK TRANNY HELLFIRE DICKFACE CLUSTERFUCK HELL JIZZ FRITZ PRICK BITCH SHIT FUCKFACE BOOBS FUCK A DUCK NAZI SPUNK SPUNK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SCROTUM CRACKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER POOPOO WIKIPEDIA ASS FAG FUCKSTAIN CRAP ON A STICK WILLY WONKA KNOBJOCKEY TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKWIT SOD OFF SHITHEAD WALRUS SHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL MOTHERFUCKER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! KIKE CUNT CRAPPER FUCKING BASEBALL ASSHOLE ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BUGGER OFF BOB SAGET JIGGABOO ORGASM GOD DAMN NIGGER TITS DAGO BLOWJOB SHITFACE SNUFF PORN ASS HORSE PENIS WIGGER HOMO INBRED FOOTBALL JAP WOODPECKERSHIT PAKI TOTAL KRAUT PAKI FUCKTARD ORGASM WOP JAP DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER DONKEY DICK TITMOUSE PISS ARTIST FUCK BASTARD YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS SHITFACE SHIT FUCK ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FEMADOM FUCKFACE JACKASS DAMN VAGINA SEX YOUR MOM AUTOFELLATIO LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ORGASM DONKEY DICK DICK SHIT BUGGER FUCKING A JERK OFF JAP YOU WANKER CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKING JUMP! FUCK YOU DOUCHETITS STEVE BALLMER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKFACE MASTURBATION JACKASS MAMA MIA BITCH SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSHAT ASSRAMMER SEX COON FROG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ANUSCAKE SCUMBAG VAGINA DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CLUSTERFUCK JACKASS MOCCASINS SAMUEL L. JACKSON DICKLICK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PEEPEE DICK DAMMIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD [expletive deleted] DICK TITS FUCK INBRED BALLS SPUNK CHOAD CRAPFUCKER ASS DARTH VADER POMMIE SEX BOOBS FUCKSTAIN GOOK ASS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! LUV MONKEY SHIT BONER FROG'S FAT ASS SHITFACE PENIS DONALD RUMSFELD GO COUNT YOUR DICK PIKACHU KITTENS SCUMBAG GYPSY FUCKWIT OH SHI– COON FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ PISS NIGGER TITS FUCKWIT FUCKTARD SOD OFF IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DICKFACE BASTARD PUSSY TIT DIRT TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! CAMEL FUCKER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCK FELCHING SHITFACE FUCK CHICKEN SHIT DAMN CUNT DONKEY DICK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SPIC BLISTERING BARNACLES Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive HELL and with the TWISTY VAGINA and his ASS FASCIST of girraffes in which HOLY DUMB FUCK while reading about FEWMETS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See TAFFY also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• RAT'S ASS