Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BUKKAKE'BASTARD'WINDOWS VISTA'I AM CORNHOLIO!'FUCKER'RAT'S COCK'PENIS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DICKFACE neurochemical FUCK disorder WANK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BUGGER OFF, sudden POLESMOKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BOB SAGET or BONER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITCOCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITCUNTING include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken EARS OF CHRIST by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MALL SANTA words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITE WIGGER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially MALARKY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITTY television programs to address MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

CUNT Tourette's is FEMADOM not to be WEHATEMARIO confused with TURD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FELLATIO chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SCROTUM random SCROTUM disorientation, culturally-CHING CHONG CHINK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WHITE PEOPLE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GRIS language, JACKASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places I'LL RAPE YOU PORCH MONKEY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MOCKIE souvenir shoppes and massive CROTCH quantities FUCKTARD of ANAL DIABETES NICARAGUA garbage.

Darnit.

A HELL Polite Note to the WANKSPLAT Author:

The GOOK Tourette's WOMEN'S RIGHTS Research Institute was DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT founded to ASS LICKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your INBRED article TOWELHEAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and POLESMOKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BALLS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CHIGGER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TURD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BOYCOTT VIACOM! Tourrette's sufferers DOG SHIT swear. You can VAGINA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TV, for always focusing on the BUTTFUCKER bad side of a terrible ALF thing.
• The main NAZI symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NECROPHILIA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PISS OFF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BITCH knee FUCK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is 666 no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TITS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WARNER MUSIC GROUP school for LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SCROTUM sufferers to become COON manically depressed and JAP commit ASS suicide.
• There is no DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S cure, and the BATHING SUIT AREA drugs that are available to, "calm" the SPIC tics often have adverse JAP side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SUGARTITS perodol" which caused my entire HONKY body to go BLOWJOB numb and JACK ABRAMOFF basically made it NIGGA! worse than TITTYWANK it is without the YOUR MOM drug.

I am an active member of a JAP tourette syndrome BUGFUCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WANKER the MOZILLA FIREFOX public view of Tourettes as a "I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SUCK MY DICK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TWISTY VAGINA sorry for FU SPANG "hi-jacking" your FUCK YOU entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PIG this that really FUCK annoys me. I am working towards a WOODPECKERSHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DIRTY SANCHEZ article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASSHOLE, and making fun of a CUNT horrible disorder is (not) ANUSCAKE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT time.

Best YOU WANKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!!” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DISSIDENTS reply

As FREEDOM OF SPEECH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CAPITALISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CENSORSHIP Westerners show is not an STUDENT RIOTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FALUN GONG degenerate capitalist culture in those CHRISTIANITY countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT RIOTS in countries UIGURS leadership, those problems does not MINORITIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your CAPITALISM capitalist society PROXY SITES.

Li Chiang “MONASTERIES” Wen

P.S. FELCHING Regards to Andrew CUNNILINGUS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The PRICK bastard who wrote this article. You can DICKHEAD punch him if you FUCKER want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIV NEGATIVE offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CECIL JOHN RHODES white?

Mpopo “BRITAIN” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITSLIDE saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my FUCKSTAIN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BUGGER OFF Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are JERRY and BOLLOCKS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with NIGGER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKSTAIN BAND WITH 4 FUCKING A MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHIT HORSE! BUGGER OFF IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BUGGER OFF'S HOUSE

How FUCKBAG to FAGGOT cure FUCKING the RAT'S ASS Tourette's SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment POMMIE for BIGNOSE Tourette's BUGGER Syndrome CUNT is ARSE following ORGASM these FENCE JUMPER rules ASSWIPE in LGBT RIGHTS order:

• 1: Avoid SPANK THE MONKEY immature DAGO little MOCKIE kids,
• 2: Count to POLACK within GO COUNT YOUR DICK 10 VAGINAseconds,
• 3: Do not open your WIKIPEDIA PRICK CLEVELAND STEAMER nor YUKY DOODY talk,
• 4: Tell CROTCH yourself you TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! don't COMMUNIST DILDO have FLYING RAT'S ASS this WOMEN'S RIGHTS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKER WITH NASTY WARNER MUSIC GROUP DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BUGGER OFF last straw DOG FUCKER!

I fucking put HELLFIRE' my comment at the TOP OF THE GOD DAMMIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at AY-AY-AY the TOP OF ARSEBADGERS THIS BASTARD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKING A offensive. GINGERBREAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASSCRACK people who try AMERICAN SPELLING to battle CRAPMUNCHER'CRAPPY that tight-ass ARSE 17-year-666—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GO HOME AND DIE it now, but someone said FRENCH TICKLER' MONKEY SHIT SHITE'JOHN SMILEY FACE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING REDNECK is a laughing SPRINKLES matter. Plus there TITS & DICKS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PORCUPINE'S BALLS Uncyclopedia, there are CHICKEN SHIT articles FUCKING A about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GOD DAMMIT stuff. So FUCKTARD that means FUCKING JUMP! stop getting mad at the EXTRA LONG PENIS first part too and ART METAL PRODUCTS talking about the WOMEN'S RIGHTS letter that it's SHITPISSER mocking (what TITWANK letter? I don't even know what GOD DAMMIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKING A hi self TWO-INCH PENIS even made a really COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS good point. "It's HADJI nothing more GOAT DICK from a head nod to a CUNT knee tick". SHITHEAD. Which I'll add NIGNOG onto BELLEND saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't COLGATE suffer that SAMUEL L. JACKSON much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNTRAG be, because if I were a JACKASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DONALD RUMSFELD hilarious. If you CLIT Want facts, go on D'OH Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HORSE SHIT be offended, don't read PEDOPHILIA the freaking CHIGGER article anyway.

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JIZZ DOUCHEBAG BITCH CUNTYMINTS DAMN BITCH GIVING HEAD FUCK OFF COCKSUCKER BOB SAGET JIGGABOO SHITHEAD KNOBJOCKEY FUCKING A BOOBS HELL FUCKFACE DOG SHIT TUBA WILLY WONKA RAT'S ASS COCKSUCKER WALRUS SHIT SHAKOPEE PEDOPHILIA DOUCHING FUCKWIT I'LL RAPE YOU RAPE CARPET MUNCHER SHIT COCK ARSE NIGGER TITS EXTRA LONG PENIS WANKER PISS ARTIST DICKWAD SMEG SEMEN GOD DAMMIT CUM DAMN YOU WANKER GOD DAMMIT GOVERNMENT FILTERS JIGGABOO SHIT O CANADA JUSTIN BIEBER ASSWIPE TITMOUSE JACKASS TITTYWANK MARGARET THATCHER BIGNOSE SMEG SHITTING DICK NIPPLES TAFFY GOD DAMMIT SPICY CUNT FUCK COMMUNIST DILDO MOCCASINS DEVELOPERS! GOD DAMN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SEMEN WIENER RICK MORANIS EXTRA LONG PENIS NAZI CUNTBUCKET FUCK OFF CLUSTERFUCK NIPPLES DOG SHIT HELLFUCKER DOUCHE NAZI BITCH DAMN FAG COCKSUCKER FUCKING FUCKHEAD ARSE HOLY DUMB FUCK YOUR MOM CHUFF PISS OFF PECKERHEAD ASS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS GOD BLESS AMERICA CAMEL JOCKEY YUKY DOODY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST COON ASS CHOAD LIMEY LIMEY DONKEY DICK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BITCH SHITCOCK DOODIE HEAD PIECE OF SHIT SUCK MY DICK DONKEY PUNCHER ASSHAT DICK TITS FUCKWIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TITWANK MARGARET THATCHER PISSHOLE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! LIKE FATHER LIKE SON NIGGER FRED PHELPS MOZILLA FIREFOX DICKFACE FUCK BUKKAKE SHITTY ADMINS ARE GAY GOD DAMN JACK ABRAMOFF COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT [expletive deleted] DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER BRITNEY ASSFACE BUGGER OFF MOLDY TITS SHITSLINGING CHICKEN SHIT FUCKHEAD LENS CRAFTERS YOU NIGGER RAT'S COCK INBRED FUCK GOATSE GOD DAMN CONAN O'BRIAN FUCK FUCK YOU TITMOUSE HELLFIRE BUTTFUCKER COCKSHITTER MICK FUCK OFF ASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BUTTFUCKER HONKY YOU WANKER CAMEL JOCKEY INBRED DAMN JAP PISS ARSEBADGERS REDSKIN SHITE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CUNT FAGGOT CONDOMS DEVELOPERS! CHRISTHUMPER DELICIOUS CAKE ASSHAT FUCK SHIT FUCKHEAD FOUR-EYES PISS SHITSLINGING FELCHMONKEY INCEST BUGGER ARSEBADGERS CAMEL FUCKER CARPET MUNCHER YOU WANKER SUCK MY COCK HONKY GOD DAMMIT DAMMIT CUNT BLUE PENIS! CHOAD COCK DIPSHIT MONKEY SHIT MONKEY SHIT SHIT TITWANK LOLCAT WHITE RIGHTS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! GOD DAMN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GOAT DICK JERK OFF FUCKHEAD FUCK FUCK YOU DYKE SUCK MY COCK REBECCA BLACK WOODPECKERSHIT SHITE BUGFUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKWIT FUCK EPIDIDYMIS FLYING RAT'S ASS JACK ABRAMOFF DIPSHIT JOHNNY SCUMBAG CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR YOGHURT CANNON CROTCH POTTYMOUTH INBRED RECTUM RAIDER SAGGY TITS CUNNILINGUS BATMAN & ROBIN CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DUMBASS WIGGER PUSSY FUCKER GOD DAMN NECROPHILIA TWAT GREASER BASTARD SHIT LIKE A HORSE KIKE FUCKSTAIN TRANNY WANKER BASTARD BUTTFUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CONDOMS POLACK HELL FUCKING RUSKIE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT NIGGER CUNNILINGUS CUNTRAG FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT BIGNOSE I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE TURD GIVING HEAD SHIT FUCK CUNNILINGUS ASS DUMBASS PICKANINNY JAP ASSCRACK BUGGER OFF FUCK OFF FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE LET'S SHIT DUMBASS BAT FUCK INSANE COON DUMBASS PEARL NECKLACE JIGGABOO SECOND BALLS SHITE FUCKWIT ASSWIPE DONKEY PUNCHER HELL SHITTY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CHICKEN FRIES FELLATIO BITCH CUNT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MALARKY JERRY CUNTBUCKET I AM CORNHOLIO! WANKSPLAT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITBALLS CLIT FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT PORCH MONKEY SUGARTITS ANAL DIABETES DAMN MUGABE'S MOMMA COCK I'LL RAPE YOU O CANADA FRIG BITCH FUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU INBRED KIKE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MOCCASINS INBRED FUCKFACE NIPPLES BALLS FAG MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CUNTSWILLING VAGINA RAT'S ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL LOGJAMMER MONKEY BALLS BUKKAKE DICKHEAD BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE ASS ASSHAT TWAT BUGGER MALL SANTA BASTARD SUITCASE PENIS CHIGGER RAT'S ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNTSWILLING FEWMETS COCKSHITTER WHORE SHITSLINGING PORCUPINE'S BALLS PECKERHEAD FUCKTARD IN SACREMENT CRAPPY SHITFUCKER SEX TITWANK COCKGOBLIN SHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ROSIE O'DONNELL JOHNNY FUCK YOU ASSRAPING BASTARD JERRY ASSCRACK ASSWIPE BUGFUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITPISSER SHITSKIN BITCH SPUNK MALARKY DONGSHOVER BITCH JACKASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WANK FAGGOT PAKI TOWELHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS LAKE TITICACA ARSE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS VENEREAL DISEASE TITS & DICKS FUCKING BASEBALL I'LL RAPE YOU GREASER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS HUEY P. 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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TITS and with the TURD and his FUCKER of girraffes in which SUCK MY DICK while reading about JACKASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See MARCH OF FLAMES also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CUNTING ASSCRACK