Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's PISS ARTIST'DOG SHIT'FUCKING A'GOD DAMMIT'CUM'SHIT'CAMEL JOCKEY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GOATSE neurochemical FUCK disorder CHRISTHUMPER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BOLLOCKS, sudden TWAT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JACKASS or GARBAGE DAY! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly suck my mothers in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ARSE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may REDNECK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKWIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SAND NIGGER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DAMN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ARSE utterFUCKance of socially GREASER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FLYING RAT'S ASS television programs to address FOUR-EYES Tourette's syndrome.

POLACK Tourette's is EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA not to be BELGIUM confused with CUNT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITTY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DICK IN A BOX random ASSFACE disorientation, culturally-FRED PHELPS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DICKLICK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DONKEY DICK language, BASTARD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASSWIPE DIPSHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITFUCKER souvenir shoppes and massive BOOBS quantities HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS of ANAL DIABETES BULLSHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A DOG SHIT Polite Note to the COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK Author:

The DAMN Tourette's DAMMIT Research Institute was BIGNOSE founded to RUSTY TROMBONE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CHAV article BRUSH MA TEETH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HELL I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITFACE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITBALLS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BUGGER OFF Tourrette's sufferers FUCKSTAIN swear. You can CUNT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHUT UP, MEG! TV, for always focusing on the SPANK THE MONKEY bad side of a terrible DAMN thing.
• The main SHITFUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SUCK MY DICK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CLEMEN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BIG FOOT knee FRAK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BUKKAKE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PISS OFF school for CUNT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PISS UP MY ARSE sufferers to become FAG manically depressed and SHITCUNTING commit PUSSY suicide.
• There is no POLAK cure, and the DICKHEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the TITS tics often have adverse DUMBASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna EXTRA LONG PENIS perodol" which caused my entire HELL body to go FLAMING ASS BADGER numb and WHORE basically made it NIGGA! worse than POMMIE it is without the MOTHERFUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a CHOAD tourette syndrome TITTIES association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DICKLICK the PORCH MONKEY public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKSTAIN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CRAPFUCKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JOHNNY sorry for PAKI "hi-jacking" your TITWANK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PISS OFF this that really DIPSHIT annoys me. I am working towards a CUNT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this COCKSUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DARTH VADER, and making fun of a COCKSUCKER horrible disorder is (not) BORDER HOPPER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HORSE SHIT time.

Best SPICY CUNT FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PIECE OF SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! reply

As LHASA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DEMOCRACY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NORTH KOREA Westerners show is not an BELGIUM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those KENNY countries. When showing LHASA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust LHASA in countries SLITTY EYES leadership, those problems does not DEMOCRACY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONGOLIANS byproduct of your MONASTERIES capitalist society TANK MAN.

Li Chiang “WIKIPEDIA” Wen

P.S. ASSRAPING Regards to Andrew NICARAGUA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply

The CRAPPY bastard who wrote this article. You can MACACA punch him if you DICKLICK want to.

As a BRITAIN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HOMO saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my MOTHERFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BOLLOCKS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are REDSKIN and {{USERNAME}} playing Roblox's Adopt Me with GREASER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKSTAIN BAND WITH 4 MOTHERFUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! HORSE! BOLLOCKS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BOLLOCKS'S HOUSE

How COCKGOBLIN to FENCE JUMPER cure DOUCHING the LOLCAT Tourette's WOODPECKERSHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CHAV for NAZI Tourette's ASSHAT Syndrome PISS is FUCK following WILLY WONKA these KAFFIR rules FRITZ in TACO order:

• 1: Avoid GOBSHITE immature JACKASS little SCROTUM kids,
• 2: Count to AY-AY-AY within FUCKER 10 ASSWIPEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DAMN IT CHINK PENIS nor FUCK YOU talk,
• 4: Tell SHIT yourself you MILF don't SHITE have I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL this FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITCOCK WITH NASTY DAMN IT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BALLS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BOLLOCKS last straw DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT!

I fucking put PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS' my comment at the TOP OF THE NIGNOG PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at EMO the TOP OF RAT'S COCK THIS SCUMBUCKET ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SUCK A BIG DICK offensive. GYPSY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CLIT people who try POLACK to battle SPICY CUNT FUCK'MALL SANTA that tight-ass PECKERHEAD 17-year-SOD OFF—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BUTTFUCKER it now, but someone said GOBSHITE' ASSHAT SON OF A BITCH'CUNT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCK is a laughing TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! matter. Plus there BITCH was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASS Uncyclopedia, there are FEWMETS articles I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DICK TITS stuff. So FUCK that means DICK stop getting mad at the SHITTY first part too and DAMN IT talking about the DAMNED TABERNACLE letter that it's CHUFF mocking (what TITS letter? I don't even know what RAT'S ASS the heck you're talking about). Adrian ORGASM hi self SHITSLIDE even made a really SHIT good point. "It's GOVERNMENT FILTERS nothing more ASSFACE from a head nod to a SAMUEL L. JACKSON knee tick". CRAPMUNCHER. Which I'll add MASTURBATION onto CLEMEN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FRITZ suffer that LIKE FATHER LIKE SON much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BASTARD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to KIKE be, because if I were a ASSCRACK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SPANK THE MONKEY hilarious. If you ASSHOLE Want facts, go on BASTARD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TIT DIRT be offended, don't read YOUR MOM the freaking BANGKOK article anyway.

JACKASS NAZI FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD GOD DAMMIT MONKEY BALLS BEAVER HAIL SATAN! TURD SHITFACE GO COUNT YOUR DICK

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PISS ARTIST BUGGER OFF HADJI TURD GOD DAMN AY-AY-AY FLYING FUCK RAGHEAD BASTARD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DOUCHE SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY DONKEY PUNCHER SUITCASE PENIS RAPE BONG TOWELHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASSHAT BEANER CRAP SHITSLINGING DUMBASS DONKEY DICK PISS OFF MOTHERFUCKER CUNNILINGUS CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK [expletive deleted] CUNT CRAPPER DELICIOUS CAKE GOOK FUCKTARD KIKE CLEVELAND STEAMER I DON'T HAVE AIDS TAMPON IN MY ASS EAT MY SHIT! FROG ORGASM DOUCHEBAG MONKEY SHIT RAT'S ASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT 666 I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DOT HEAD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITBALLS FELLATIO SEX NIGGER GOOD MORNING MR. 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FELLATIO FUCKER BITCH FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT WHORE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM HORSE SHIT CUNT PEEPEE RAT'S ASS CHICKEN SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER ASSWIPE DAMMIT BASTARD FUCKTARD CROTCH DOUCHEBAG PISS ARTIST CLUSTERFUCK CUM BITCH SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BOOBS BUTT PIRATE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FLYING RAT'S ASS ANAL IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK JACKASS HOT GRITS FUCK [expletive deleted] JACKASS SCROTUM FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BITCH SHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKWIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL RAPE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKING JUMP! GOATSE BALL SACK CHOAD POLESMOKER LET'S SHIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BULLCRAP GREASER POLESMOKER FUCKER FLYING FUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE QUEEF NIPPLES POTTYMOUTH QUEEF FUCKER CUNT PISS ARTIST CAMEL JOCKEY FLYING RAT'S ASS COCKGOBLIN GOD DAMN BITCH WANK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PISS ARTIST BITCH DAMN GOD DAMN GOD DAMN YOU WANKER ASS DICKFACE BRITNEY DAGO CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITHEAD RAT'S COCK WANK ARSE SHITE SHITPISSER DICK CHICKEN BALLS RAPE FUCKFACE WIGGER CUNT HOLY DUMB FUCK ASS CROTCH PISS OFF MY ASS DOUCHE DAMN FUCKING A BITCH DICKWAD GIVING HEAD DELICIOUS CAKE SHIT JACKASS FUDGEPACKER CUM ASS FASCIST BIRD SHIT DOUCHING MONKEY BALLS FUCKING WANKER COCKSMOKER LOLCAT LET'S SHIT TRANNY SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND FUCKING FUCKFACE OSTRICH MY ASS ASSHAT AY-AY-AY ASS BIBLE BASHER HOLY DUMB FUCK SCUMBAG ASS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT WANK ASSWIPE ASSCRACK SOD OFF ASSHAT BENCH PRESS SOD GOD DAMMIT BORDER HOPPER SEMPRINI NECROPHILIA FLYING RAT'S ASS BEANER DOUCHE BUGGER BIGNOSE FUCKHEAD SEMEN NAZI FUCK RAT'S ASS CLUSTERFUCK suck my mothers POLACK ASS BIGNOSE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WINDOWS VISTA SHITHEAD DAMN FRITZ FRENCH TICKLER INBRED BIG FOOT PENIS CROTCH ANAL SCUMBAG HELL PISS OFF MY ASS REBECCA BLACK BUTTFUCKER SHITE WIENER ARSE FENCE JUMPER SNUFF PORN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FROG'S FAT ASS FLYING FUCK WANK CHUFF TITS MOCCASINS CUNT RAT'S ASS HO ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PUSSYLICKER PUNANI SCUMBAG BASTARD CUM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DONKEY DICK HADJI SHITFACE ORGASM TOURETTE'S SYNDROME WIGGER SEX GENITALIA SHITSLIDE MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING POMMIE WHITE POWER BASTARD D'OH SAGGY TITS CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK DAMN HELL JIZZ BALL SACK HELLFUCKER JIZZ ASSRAMMER PENIS ON A STICK SMEG SACRAMENTO BASTARD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE O KURWA! CHAV BIGNOSE FUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE NIGGER YOU SUCK BALLS LOLCAT SHIT PISS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITFUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HONKY SCROTUM BLISTERING BARNACLES DICKHEAD ARSE DIPSHIT FUCKING BASEBALL BUKKAKE WANK ABO DAMN GENITALIA GOD DAMN CUNT BASTARD CHIGGER DILDO TITTIES ASSFACE COON NAZI INCEST CAMEL JOCKEY ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FLYING FUCK POMMIE HELL LENS CRAFTERS JUNGLE BUNNY MOZILLA FIREFOX Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! TIMBER NIGGER SAND NIGGER MARGARET THATCHER DONGSHOVER HOLY DUMB FUCK PENIS BATMAN & ROBIN PIECE OF SHIT HADJI NECROPHILIA CLUSTERFUCK CRAPMUNCHER SHITHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CHICKEN SHIT HELL BUGFUCK BALL SACK SHITTY FLYING RAT'S ASS LIMEY SEMEN FUCKSTAIN DAMN JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE COCKSMOKER DOUCHE NAZI HAIL SATAN! MOCCASINS HOLY DUMB FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE SHITSLINGING FUCK AY-AY-AY DUMBASS ASS FUCK YOU SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SMEG MASTURBATION DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT AUTOFELLATIO DICK CHICKEN OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SHITFACE SPIC BAD MOTHERFUCKER SAND NIGGER ASSHOLE DAGO SCROTUM MONKEY BALLS PRICK FUCK GOBSHITE GOD DAMN JAP ASSWIPE POMMIE SHIT PEARL NECKLACE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK AUTOFELLATIO [expletive deleted] TITS BUTT PIRATE FAG GOD DAMN BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CUNT ASS LICKER ASS LICKER FUCK PEEPEE TOTAL COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK ASSWIPE CLEMEN SUCK MY COCK MOZILLA FIREFOX ASS SMEG SHAKOPEE PISS OFF CARPET MUNCHER SON OF A BITCH DAGO CHICKEN SHIT PISS DOUCHEBAG TWAT RAT'S COCK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME MOZILLA FIREFOX DICK TITS SAND NIGGER RIVER CRABS SUCK FUCKSTAIN TOTAL HELL ASS FASCIST DAMN HELL WOMEN'S RIGHTS NI FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK GOBSHITE DUMBASS PISS ARTIST CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT YOU WANKER MARGARET THATCHER DONKEY DICK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BALL SACK CHOAD MOLDY TITS FEWMETS FUCKING A FUCKSTAIN POMMIE ASS KIKE TWAT TAFFY HELL TITTIES CHUFF GYPSY DOUCHEBAG WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? HITLER HELL FUCKSTAIN PISS CHRIST OF TABERNACLE BASTARD CONDOMS FEMADOM FUCK WIGGER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST TWAT HONKY BAD MOTHERFUCKER PEDOPHILIA DAMN MILF BASTARD POMMIE FUCKING NIGGER RAPE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FLYING RAT'S ASS and with the TRANNY and his SHAKOPEE of girraffes in which FUCKHEAD while reading about BALL SACK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DAMN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BASTARD