Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WANK'HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS'SHITFUCKER'BITCH'FUCKWIT'TIT DIRT'GOD DAMMIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CHICKEN FRIES neurochemical FUCK disorder BITCH characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SEMEN, sudden FAG m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BLOWJOB or ASS FASCIST vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SUGARTITS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HELL way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may RAGHEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BULLSHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA KNOBJOCKEY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BOB SAGET utterFUCKance of socially CUNT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DOUCHEBAG television programs to address DIPSHIT Tourette's syndrome.

JUSTIN BIEBER Tourette's is WOODPECKERSHIT not to be SHITSLINGING confused with GIVING HEAD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MASTURBATION chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves RICK MORANIS random I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL disorientation, culturally-WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER?-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SLOPE language, I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKTARD SHITE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MOTHERFUCKER souvenir shoppes and massive TAMPONS quantities URINE-GARGLING of ANAL DIABETES DAMN IT garbage.

Darnit.

A YOU WANKER Polite Note to the MOZILLA FIREFOX Author:

The SHITE Tourette's CAPTAIN CRUNCH Research Institute was RUSKIE founded to MACACA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK OFF Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JENKEM article JACKASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BULLCRAP changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CRAPMUNCHER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKING A Tourrette's sufferers ASSCRACK swear. You can CUNTBUCKET blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITSKIN TV, for always focusing on the WANKER bad side of a terrible BUGFUCK thing.
• The main ARSEBADGERS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SLOPE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASS knee RAT'S ASS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes I'LL RAPE YOU cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HELLFUCKER school for GIVING HEAD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BUTTFUCKER sufferers to become NIGGER manically depressed and ASSHOLE commit ASSHAT suicide.
• There is no SPANK THE MONKEY cure, and the TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! drugs that are available to, "calm" the HADJI tics often have adverse FUCKING side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TWAT perodol" which caused my entire CUNTBUCKET body to go LIKE FATHER LIKE SON numb and FUCKSTAIN basically made it NIGGA! worse than DICK it is without the THONG TASTER drug.

I am an active member of a CUNT tourette syndrome THONG TASTER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSHAT the FUCKTARD public view of Tourettes as a "DIPSHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BITCH much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITSLINGING sorry for MASTURBATION "hi-jacking" your COCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PISS OFF this that really FUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a WANK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PEEPEE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT, and making fun of a STEVE BALLMER horrible disorder is (not) LENS CRAFTERS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your [Insert swear here] time.

Best BULLCRAP regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PENIS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese OPINION reply

As SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are KOREA LOVER not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Westerners show is not an STUDENT RIOTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONASTERIES degenerate capitalist culture in those MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! countries. When showing POISON IN TOOTHPASTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust 1984 in countries UIGURS leadership, those problems does not CHINA IS CAPITALIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DIMETHYL GLYCOL byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society MONASTERIES.

Li Chiang “BELGIUM” Wen

P.S. QUEEF Regards to Andrew YOU WANKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The STEVE BALLMER bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNT punch him if you CUNNILINGUS want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter SALISBURY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you SALISBURY remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE HAS AIDS put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not SALISBURY white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CROTCH saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SEMEN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASSHOLE and HELL playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DOM DeLUISE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DAMMIT BAND WITH 4 PISS OFF MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BUGFUCK HORSE! SEMEN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SEMEN'S HOUSE

How GYPSY to BUGFUCK cure CUNT the WIENER Tourette's DONGSHOVER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASS for BUTT-HEAD Tourette's FUCKER Syndrome RAT'S COCK is WANKER following CRAPPY these FUCKING A rules FUCKWIT in MOTHERFUCKER order:

• 1: Avoid FLYING RAT'S ASS immature DICKFACE little WOP kids,
• 2: Count to DEMOCRACY within BIRD SHIT 10 JACKASSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your JOHN SMILEY FACE PEDOPHILIA WILLY WONKA nor CUNT talk,
• 4: Tell SHITE yourself you DAMN don't CONDOMS have HORSE SHIT this VILLAGE DUMP disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GOD DAMMIT WITH NASTY CUM DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CRAP FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SEMEN last straw GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS!

I fucking put ASS' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKSTAIN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKSTAIN the TOP OF NIGGER THIS FEMADOM ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FU SPANG offensive. FUCK YOU. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ABO people who try COMMUNION WAFER to battle I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!'BITCH that tight-ass CUNT 17-year-ASS FASCIST—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! it now, but someone said ALF' GOD DAMN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER'MOTHERFUCKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PRICK is a laughing PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT matter. Plus there WANK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CRAPMUNCHER Uncyclopedia, there are ASSWIPE articles BLUMPKIN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHIT stuff. So REDNECK that means MOTHERFUCKER stop getting mad at the COCKGOBLIN first part too and FRITZ talking about the FUCK letter that it's JACKASS mocking (what RUSTY TROMBONE letter? I don't even know what HELL the heck you're talking about). Adrian YID hi self BOON even made a really CHENEY good point. "It's BATHING SUIT AREA nothing more HOLY DUMB FUCK from a head nod to a DAGO knee tick". WOP. Which I'll add SIGMUND FREUD onto COCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DUMBASS suffer that PORCH MONKEY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DICK CHICKEN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITPISSER be, because if I were a DICKFACE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PISS OFF MY ASS hilarious. If you NIPPLES Want facts, go on ANUSCAKE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FRAK be offended, don't read DAMN the freaking CHINK article anyway.

HORSE PENIS ASSHAT DICKFACE LET'S SHIT ASSHAT DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS BUGGER PISS OFF ASS

TITS & DICKS FUCKHEAD MACACA CROTCH JACKASS SHIT CC PLZ JAP BUTT PIRATE FUCKHEAD ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKFACE PISS PROLES BORDER HOPPER HELL DILDO SHIT SEMEN SCUMBAG HELL PENIS NIPPLES YOU WANKER SHITE MONKEY SHIT FROG DYKE TAMPON IN MY ASS CRAPMUNCHER CUNT ANAL JERK OFF WOP BITCH TOURETTE'S SYNDROME CHINK GO COUNT YOUR DICK GIVING HEAD CHENEY JOHNNY ORGASM MACACA TIT DIRT RAPE DAMN IT CONDOMS SHITFUCKER DAMNATION BITCH ASS FASCIST HELL POTTYMOUTH I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST DICK TITS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BITCH SHITCOCK MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY SHITHEAD MILF SHIT OUT OF MY DICK FUCKWIT ASS FUCKING HORSE SHIT WANKSPLAT CRAPFUCKER TITS FRED PHELPS HELL CLEMEN DOUCHE BELGIUM CHOAD DAMN DAMN TURD BOOBS BASTARD SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCK YOU TITS & DICKS SHIT MILF DAMN BASTARD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHUT UP, MEG! 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JACKASS DICK TITS HORSE SHIT LIMEY SHITE pen0r DILDO [expletive deleted] BULLSHIT I'LL RAPE YOU JERRY TOWELHEAD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DOG SHIT DICKLICK AY-AY-AY suck my mothers BITCH WEHATEMARIO FUCK FUCKHEAD DIPSHIT ASSWIPE NIGGER BULLSHIT FUCK YOU BULLSHIT BITCH DICKWAD GANGBANG TURD NIPPLES JAP 30 CASES OF PICKLES TITS & DICKS TITTYWANK P'KANG BUTT PIRATE CHIGGER ASSHAT CC PLZ FUCKING A ASSFACE PISS ARTIST TIT SPRINKLES HENTAI FRAK CHINA SUCKS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BUTTFUCKER POLACK FUCKFACE PEARL NECKLACE BITCH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKFACE ASSHAT GOOK SHITFUCKER BITCH WANK PUSSY DOT HEAD BALLS GOBSHITE PIECE OF SHIT BONG INBRED SHIT ARSE DUMBASS HELL NIGGER TITS CHUCK NORRIS CLUSTERFUCK DOUCHING SHITE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BUTT PIRATE WIKIPEDIA GOD DAMMIT COCKSUCKER MONKEY SHIT ANAL DIABETES SCUMBAG Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! VAGINA WIENER COCKGOBLIN GARBAGE DAY! WANK COON MOTHERFUCKER WETBACK HELL HELL GYPSY BOOBS WOP BOOBS SHITSLINGING DICKHEAD MARGARET THATCHER MACACA RAT'S COCK BITCH CUNT FUCKSTAIN TITWANK DAMN IT FREEDOM OF SPEECH I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! DONALD RUMSFELD DONKEY DICK ASSHOLE LET'S SHIT DICKHEAD HONKY COCKSMOKER FUCK DICKLICK SHITTY RAPE BASTARD SHITE FIRECROTCH CHIGGER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ASS FASCIST MASTURBATION STRAWBERRY ASS DONKEY DICK BALLS FUCKING PEEPEE EMO PRICK FU SPANG NIGNOG JACKASS WIKIPEDIA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKFACE BANGKOK MARCH OF FLAMES IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! YOGHURT CANNON WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK PISS UP MY ARSE FALSE BENSON FUCKTARD FEMADOM CUNTYMINTS PUNANI BUGGER SCROTUM TITS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SON OF A BITCH REDSKIN FLYING FUCK SOD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FRITZ NAZI GIVING HEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITHEAD SHIT INBRED TIMBER NIGGER DICK DOUCHEBAG GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS GANGBANG TITWANK FROG'S FAT ASS FAGGOT suck my mothers CUNT VAGINA JACKASS [expletive deleted] FUCKER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PORCH MONKEY DUNE COON JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FROG DIPSHIT DICK CRAPFUCKER ASSHOLE DIPSHIT BELLEND BOLLOCKS BUGGER PECKERHEAD MONKEY SHIT DAMN GOD DAMMIT ARSE CLEMEN YOU WANKER GOATSE ANUSCAKE POLESMOKER BITCH LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT SHIT SHITFACE BAT FUCK INSANE WANK DIPSHIT ASSBANDIT POMMIE SCUMBUCKET CLIT JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK YOU FUCK BUTTFUCKER CUNT MALARKY DICKFACE BEAVER CRAPPY SOD OFF FUCK BUGFUCK DAMN JACK ABRAMOFF SEX ASS BELGIUM SHITSLIDE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MALARKY MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER ASS FUCK YOU BITCH BITCH PIGFUCKER CC PLZ MARGARET THATCHER FUCKER DIPSHIT HONKY CUNTSWILLING FOREIGN CURRENCY NIGGER SHITCUNTING CUNT POLACK HELL PRICK COLGATE TENTACLE RAPE ASSFACE LENS CRAFTERS SHIT SEMPRINI CUNTRAG I WILL END YOU! DOUCHE GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT ASSCRACK FEWMETS [expletive deleted] SHITHEAD ASSHAT DAMN IT JAP FUDGEPACKER FUCKWIT CUNNILINGUS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMN WARNER MUSIC GROUP CRAPMUNCHER BITCH BITCH STEVE BALLMER COCKSHITTER RANDY TRAVIS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DIPSHIT ASSHOLE BUGGER OFF DOUCHE NAZI BIBLE BASHER VAGINA BITCH WIENER MASTURBATION DUMBASS LENS CRAFTERS BLUMPKIN BOB SAGET HAIL SATAN! CUNT GOD DAMN BALLS LIMEY CLEMEN RAPE BULLSHIT BASTARD ORGASM FUCK FUCK YOU WANKER PISS CLIT FUCK MOLDY TITS POOPOO GOD DAMMIT CRAP ON A STICK I RAPE WALRUSES! KIKE HOSER BLOWJOB FUCK YOU FUCKER SHITTY TURD SHITCOCK SHITE DUMBASS CUNNILINGUS DAMN FAGGOT DEVELOPERS! GOD DAMMIT BITCH INJUN RAT'S ASS DILDO CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE JESSE McCARTNEY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE COON OH SHI– PISSHOLE JIGGABOO BEAVER CLIT PENISBIRD GOD BLESS AMERICA ANAL DIABETES WIENER WIENER DOODIE HEAD CLEMEN NIPPLES DIRTY SANCHEZ INBRED BELGIUM GUMDROPS [EXPLETIVE] PORCH MONKEY NEOPETS NICARAGUA DICKWAD BUTTFUCKER FUCKHEAD GOATSE CUNTSWILLING FUCKHEAD DICKFACE FAGGOT BASTARD FRIG IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD INCEST HITLER ASSHAT TIT DIRT DOG FUCKER JACKASS TWAT FUCKTARD WOODPECKERSHIT THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS SHITSLINGING SCUMBAG RAT'S COCK FUCK NUGGET CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BUTT-HOLE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BULLSHIT TOWELHEAD ORGASM SPUNK DICK DIRTY SANCHEZ REDSKIN BORDER HOPPER CUNT CAMEL FUCKER CRAP HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS POMMIE FRENCH TICKLER FUCK FUCKING A FROG FUCKING BASEBALL CHOAD KISSER SHITE CUNTYMINTS HAIL SATAN! NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES LIKE FATHER LIKE SON JAP BLISTERING BARNACLES WANKER I RAPE WALRUSES! GOD DAMN ORGASM CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR PIECE OF SHIT CLIT VENEREAL DISEASE HONKY SHITHEAD HELL CUNT DAMN MONKEY SHIT FELCHMONKEY SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCKING A LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! GOBSHITE BALLS FUCKTARD PRICK COON DAMN [Insert swear here] WIGGER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT ANAL RAGHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS CUNTSWILLING GOD DAMN MARCH OF FLAMES CRACKER ABO YOUR MOM RUSTY TROMBONE PISS OFF NAZI CHOLERA IS FUN! GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE DOUCHETITS POMMIE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST RUSKIE DILDO BATHING SUIT AREA FRITZ BIGNOSE TONY LA RUSSA CROTCH DICKFACE WANK GENITALIA NIPPLES HELL LIMEY DOG FUCKER CUNT BLUMPKIN SHIT CROTCH MONKEY BALLS CUNT HOLY DUMB FUCK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCK DICKFACE TITWANK THIS IS A RARE SWEAR ASS ARSE PISS OFF MY ASS BITCH BUGGER SHITHEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JOHN ELWAY HOT GRITS NIPPLES AY-AY-AY WETBACK RAT'S COCK DAMN CUNTRAG JACKASS BONER HITLER BOOBIES DESU SEMEN ASS CLUSTERFUCK WIGGER MONKEY SHIT SHITE TWAT FLYING FUCK FUCKER TITS BAD MOTHERFUCKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SALISBURY MARY WHITEHOUSE SHITTY BITCH I WILL END YOU! DEMOCRACY DOT HEAD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE SHITFUCKER NEOPETS TAFFY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PIG SHITCUNTING FUCK OFF CROTCH FUCKER FIREWALLS VENEREAL DISEASE ASS SOD CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING JUMP! DAMN BONER SHUT UP, MEG! BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PORCUPINE'S BALLS PENISFUCK POLESMOKER BASTARD FUCKING A LAKE TITICACA FUCKER INCEST PAKI BITCH PEDOPHILIA WOODPECKERSHIT COCKGOBLIN ASSFACE TITS DICKFACE ASSCRACK LOLCAT DOUCHING WANK JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITSLINGING SON OF A BITCH JACKASS WALRUS SHIT SEMEN FUCKING A ASS BASTARD DOODIE HEAD JIGGABOO THIS IS A RARE SWEAR WIENER CLUSTERFUCK ASSHOLE ART METAL PRODUCTS KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH ASSFACE STRAWBERRY ASS PRICK FUCK YOU BUTT-HOLE KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH BUTT PIRATE DOUCHING NEGRO WIGGER ORGASM GUMDROPS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BUGGER OFF MOZILLA FIREFOX MOCCASINS JIGGABOO DOG SHIT PENIS FIRECROTCH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BASTARD CHRISTHUMPER ART METAL PRODUCTS BRUSH MA TEETH ASS FASCIST COMMUNISM IS STUPID FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUTTFUCKER DICKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU FASHION BUG SUITCASE PENIS SHITSLINGING FUDGEPACKER ASS CUNT JACK OFF COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK ASSHAT BASTARD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SLOPE ASS BITCH DAMNED TABERNACLE JAP DICK CHICKEN QUEEF BALLS CUNTRAG WIGGER FUCKFACE HELL BULLSHIT POMMIE SHITTY ASSHOLE NIPPLES KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 SHIT FUCKING JUMP! DONALD RUMSFELD [Insert stupid word you just made up here] PENIS DAMMIT SPANK THE MONKEY BOOBS FUCKING HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BELGIUM SHIT CAMEL FUCKER POLACK BUGFUCK SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT ASSRAMMER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES NIGNOG CHOLERA IS FUN! SHAKOPEE VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK OFF HORSE SHIT FUCKTARD DICKHEAD CHOAD OH SHI– FUCKING ASS LICKER JENKEM DILDO SHIT PUSSY SAND NIGGER REDNECK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKSTAIN FUCKING SUGARTITS CUNNILINGUS PIGFUCKER GOD DAMN SHITTY HO NIPPLES DUMBASS PEDOPHILIA NAZI BUGFUCK suck my mothers SHIT LIKE A HORSE LOGJAMMER GANGBANG WANK FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MOTHERFUCKER HOMO REDNECK CHINK NI MACACA HELL WARNER MUSIC GROUP OSTRICH MY ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FLYING RAT'S ASS CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S ASS WANK PRICK HOT GRITS CHOAD DILDO SECOND BALLS BALLS FUCKTARD GOD DAMMIT GRAPE PENIS I'LL RAPE YOU FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKSTAIN CUNT SUCK MY DICK ASS PUSSY DYKE ASSRAMMER DONKEY PUNCHER CAMEL JOCKEY CHING CHONG CHINK WILLY WONKA HELL DAMN IT DIRTY SANCHEZ NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK RAT'S ASS WANK BOLLOCKS SHITBALLS BEANER FUCKSTAIN SCROTUM TITS COCKSHITTER WANK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SHITFACE DUMBASS SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICK IN A BOX BULLSHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON NEGRO SHITHEAD POOPY SHITE BASTARD OSTRICH MY ASS CHICKEN FRIES MOLDY TITS WIENER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! I WILL END YOU! TITWANK CUNTBUCKET FRIG DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MOCCASINS DILDO BALL SACK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK TAMPONS NICARAGUA LHASA JACKASS NIPPLES FUCKER SEX FUCKING JUMP! DICKHEAD GANGBANG LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT TITS SHIT SCROTUM KIKE CRAPMUNCHER SHITTY GREASER FUCKSTAIN GRINGO FUCK OFF SUCK MY COCK FAG HELL KEEP GOD DAMMIT DICK CHICKEN BOOBS AMERICA ONLINE PISS GOD DAMMIT MOCCASINS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT WANK CROTCH SCUMBAG FUCKING A TOSSER MOCKIE SCROTUM RAGHEAD ASS DICKHEAD STEVE BALLMER ASSHAT HELL FUCK YOU JOHNNY DICKFACE WETBACK TITTIES CLUSTERFUCK MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! DIRTY SANCHEZ GO HOME AND DIE CONDOMS ASSHOLE FUCK OFF FUCKTARD FUCKWIT GREASER JENKEM FLYING FUCK SHITCOCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHITE LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! SHITHEAD MAMA MIA DAMN IT PISS ARTIST PRICK BALLS EAT MY SHIT! JAP QUEEF RAGHEAD FUCKING A CUNTSWILLING EPIDIDYMIS MALL SANTA WALRUS SHIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink LIKE FATHER LIKE SON YID FELCHING BELGIUM BORDER HOPPER TITS DICKFACE HELL EXTRA LONG PENIS AUTOFELLATIO SHIT CRAPFUCKER ORGASM LIKE FATHER LIKE SON HATE HATE HAT TOWELHEAD ARSE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKFACE BOOBS HELL SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ORGASM TOSSER O CANADA MOCCASINS RAGHEAD FLYING FUCK WIGGER TOURETTE'S SYNDROME HOLY DUMB FUCK WOMEN'S RIGHTS WEHATEMARIO MOLDY TITS FUCK YOU SHITE PISS ARTIST BULLSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKER GRIS FOUR-EYES RAT'S COCK CUNTING ASSCRACK BAT FUCK INSANE PEEPEE ASSCRACK SHIT DOUCHING FALSE BENSON FAGGOT SPIC MAMA MIA DONKEY PUNCHER RUSTY TROMBONE NIGNOG GOBSHITE GOD DAMN PISS ARTIST DAMN FUCK BANGKOK ARSE YOUR MOM BUTTFUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PISS ARTIST LUV DUMBASS ASSHAT ASS FLYING FUCK NAZI BITCH FUCKING A DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SUCK MY COCK POMMIE DIRTY SANCHEZ BALL SACK FUCKING FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WANK and with the O CANADA and his YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS of girraffes in which TOURETTE'S SYNDROME while reading about GO COUNT YOUR DICK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CHICKEN SHIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• suck my mothers