Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's JACKASS'SHITFACE'CHENEY'NEOPETS'PRICK'WANK'CUNT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CRAPPY neurochemical FUCK disorder SEX characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SPUNK, sudden DICKFACE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements POOPOO or TAMPONS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CUNNILINGUS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DOUCHE NAZI include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DILDO by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA INBRED words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITSLINGING CUNT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CRAPMUNCHER utterFUCKance of socially DAMN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SONNY BILL WILLIAMS television programs to address CONAN O'BRIAN Tourette's syndrome.

CAMEL JOCKEY Tourette's is EUROIPODS not to be SHITTING DICK NIPPLES confused with FLYING FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying 30 CASES OF PICKLES chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI random FLYING RAT'S ASS disorientation, culturally-ASSHAT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HORSE SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA language, LAKE TITICACA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places YOGHURT CANNON JERRY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky YOU WANKER souvenir shoppes and massive BAD MOTHERFUCKER quantities KRAUT of ANAL DIABETES DARTH VADER garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITE Polite Note to the CUNT Author:

The DONKEY DICK Tourette's FELLATIO Research Institute was TOSSER founded to DAMN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JACKASS SHIT article MILF funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITFUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or WIKIPEDIA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BEAVER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of LOLCAT Tourrette's sufferers WIENER swear. You can DOUCHETITS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame AUTOFELLATIO TV, for always focusing on the PUNANI bad side of a terrible DAMN thing.
• The main SPICY CUNT FUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JACK ABRAMOFF involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TWAT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BUTT-HEAD knee ARSE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCKWIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MALARKY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASSHOLE school for FUCKSTAIN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITBALLS sufferers to become NI manically depressed and FUCK YOU commit MASTURBATION suicide.
• There is no CC PLZ cure, and the WALRUS SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the GRINGO tics often have adverse SHITFACE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKING JUMP! perodol" which caused my entire HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS body to go FUCKER numb and CUNT basically made it NIGGA! worse than CRAPFUCKER it is without the SOD OFF drug.

I am an active member of a TOWELHEAD tourette syndrome 30 CASES OF PICKLES association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNNILINGUS the [EXPLETIVE] public view of Tourettes as a "REDNECK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHIT sorry for RUSTY TROMBONE "hi-jacking" your BUGFUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BITCH this that really GOOK annoys me. I am working towards a JACKASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DAMN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKSTAIN, and making fun of a TITWANK horrible disorder is (not) TWO-INCH PENIS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JUNGLE BUNNY time.

Best NECROPHILIA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BELGIUM” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHIST MONK reply

As DALAI LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are HUMAN RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBETAN BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an NORTH KOREA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of I LIKE BUSH degenerate capitalist culture in those MONGOLIANS countries. When showing POISON IN TOOTHPASTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHIST MONK in countries ELECTION leadership, those problems does not ELECTION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PANCHEN LAMA byproduct of your GRASS MUD HORSE capitalist society LHASA.

Li Chiang “OPINION” Wen

P.S. BUTTFUCKER Regards to Andrew CROTCH Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply

The MACACA bastard who wrote this article. You can PEDOPHILIA punch him if you PEDOPHILIA want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIV NEGATIVE article. We have enough MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE'S MOMMA remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PIECE OF SHIT saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my DILDO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SPUNK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CUNT and ASS FASCIST playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKTARD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ROSIE O'DONNELL BAND WITH 4 CHUFF MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TIMBER NIGGER HORSE! SPUNK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SPUNK'S HOUSE

How POLACK to RECTUM RAIDER cure 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT the PIGFUCKER Tourette's HORSE SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITFACE for CUNTRAG Tourette's CHOAD Syndrome CRAP is JACK OFF following SHITSLINGING these WOODPECKERSHIT rules YOU WANKER in PIECE OF SHIT order:

• 1: Avoid VOTE immature DELICIOUS CAKE little HOMO kids,
• 2: Count to BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! within JIZZ 10 DUMBASSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITFACE BOOBS nor GOD DAMN talk,
• 4: Tell TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE yourself you FOUR-EYES don't BULLSHIT have BUTTFUCKER this FUCKER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DAMN IT WITH NASTY GIVING HEAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JAP FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SPUNK last straw BUGFUCK!

I fucking put FUCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE DEVELOPERS! PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MARCH OF FLAMES the TOP OF HELL THIS BUGGER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKSTAIN offensive. COON. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BULLSHIT people who try TACO to battle BUKKAKE'COCK that tight-ass PUNANI 17-year-MONKEY'S UNCLE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TAFFY it now, but someone said BANGKOK' COON CUNNILINGUS'GRAPE PENIS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! is a laughing BULLCRAP matter. Plus there GENITALIA was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CHOAD Uncyclopedia, there are BUTT PIRATE articles JERK OFF about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSHAT stuff. So I WILL KILL YOU! that means INCEST stop getting mad at the FLYING FUCK first part too and ASSWIPE talking about the DOUCHING letter that it's FUCKING A mocking (what ASS LICKER letter? I don't even know what BITCH the heck you're talking about). Adrian Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! hi self KAFFIR even made a really CRAPFUCKER good point. "It's SHITBALLS nothing more SHITHEAD from a head nod to a FUCKSTAIN knee tick". WANKSPLAT. Which I'll add ORGASM onto ORGASM saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SEX suffer that DOT HEAD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TITS be, because if I were a TITS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS hilarious. If you SCUMBAG Want facts, go on MONKEY'S UNCLE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll WANKSPLAT be offended, don't read CHINK the freaking FUCKING A article anyway.

JACKASS BALLS SHIT FUCK OFF NIGGER PIG LENS CRAFTERS DAMN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PIECE OF SHIT

TWISTY VAGINA HELL DUNE COON SHITE CAMEL JOCKEY JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK NEOPETS BOOBS BOB SAGET I AM CORNHOLIO! CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN DICKLICK PUSSYLICKER DOUCHEBAG FUCKER LAKE TITICACA DAMN BLOWJOB POMMIE FUCKER HORSE SHIT COMMUNION WAFER RIGHTS DAMNED TABERNACLE COON HO BLUMPKIN GOD DAMMIT RAGHEAD LET'S SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY MOLDY TITS DAMN IT GREASER ASSWIPE FUCKSTAIN GANGBANG ASS HENTAI YOU SUCK BALLS TWAT BATMAN & ROBIN EXTRA LONG PENIS COCK CUM FELCHING HELL I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MARY WHITEHOUSE PENIS PISS NECROPHILIA BUGGER ASSHAT DOG SHIT FUCKER YOU WANKER PISS UP MY ARSE ASS NIGGER TOSSER ASS RAT'S COCK HOLY DUMB FUCK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK HELL BULLSHIT BALLS DONKEY DICK PISS OFF CODEINE IS A QUEER DUNE COON Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS JERRY DICKFACE CUNNILINGUS ASS NICARAGUA BIRD SHIT GOD DAMMIT VENEREAL DISEASE CHENEY I'LL RAPE YOU SEX SUCK MY COCK DONKEY DICK TWISTY VAGINA FRIG LET'S SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITFUCKER FUCKFACE FELCHING KIKE CHICKEN SHIT CUNTSWILLING FENCE JUMPER CHIGGER SON OF A BITCH D'OH DIRTY SANCHEZ LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GENITALIA WOODPECKERSHIT DICKFACE SHITFACE SHIT BELGIUM BENCH PRESS JOHNNY BOLLOCKS POMMIE DAMMIT NECROPHILIA PISS ARTIST DOG FUCKER TRANNY FUCKHEAD FEWMETS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS RECTUM RAIDER FUCK WIENER FELCHING FUCKBAG INJUN INBRED FUCKBAG DICKHEAD D'OH POTTYMOUTH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BASTARD FRAK BALLS NAZI ART METAL PRODUCTS SPIC PICKANINNY CRAP SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS CLEVELAND STEAMER CLIT ARSE AAAAAAAAA! POTTYMOUTH BITCH NAZI FUCK FUCKSTAIN PENIS SHITFACE ASSFACE COCKSMOKER HADJI BEAVER ASSHOLE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DICKHEAD HORSE SHIT AUTOFELLATIO I WILL END YOU! PISS BOON GENITALIA CUNNILINGUS DAMN SHITTY BASTARD INBRED NIGNOG BITCH BRITNEY FLYING FUCK DAMN [EXPLETIVE] DAMN MONKEY'S UNCLE DAMN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ASS FASCIST ASS BRITNEY FUCK TURD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHITCOCK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CUM VAGINA PRICK BENCH PRESS HITLER RANDY TRAVIS BASTARD MOLDY TITS BLISTERING BARNACLES PICKANINNY YOUR MOM KRAUT CHIGGER TAMPONS POLAK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BLUE PENIS! BULLSHIT WANK BUKKAKE CHICKEN SHIT DAMN IT SHIT COON INCEST BONER RAPE P'KANG NIGGER FUCKING BASEBALL DOM DeLUISE STEVE BALLMER WOODPECKERSHIT GOD DAMMIT HELL FELLATIO NIGGER DONKEY DICK BITCH JACK OFF SHIT ASS BIGNOSE CLIT HOLY DUMB FUCK HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! TACO DONKEY PUNCHER MASTURBATION [expletive deleted] RAPE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WIENER ASSWIPE ASS RAT'S COCK RANDY TRAVIS WANK RAPE DUMBASS CARPET MUNCHER WETBACK DICK NIGGER BIRD SHIT TACO DOUCHE FUCK WEHATEMARIO SMEG POLESMOKER GOD DAMMIT GRINGO HO TITS FUCKWIT TACO ART METAL PRODUCTS SUCK MY COCK BOOBS BLUMPKIN FUCKER FUCKING A DOG SHIT BELGIUM RAT'S COCK NIGGER PIGS MIGHT FLY SLOPE JIGGABOO SUCK A BIG DICK DICKFACE SACRAMENTO SHITFACE SOD OFF YOU WANKER NEGRO AUTOFELLATIO BUTTFUCKER ASSHOLE FUCK OFF SHITE FUCKING FUCK YOU FEMADOM FUCK OFF BUTT-HEAD SUGARTITS CTHULHU FHTAGN AUTOFELLATIO GYPSY GANGBANG ASSWIPE SON OF A BITCH SHITBALLS SHITPISSER MOTHERFUCKER SAND NIGGER RAGHEAD TWAT CARPET MUNCHER AUTOFELLATIO SHITSLINGING ASS GOD DAMMIT WETBACK CUNTYMINTS FUCK TWISTY VAGINA GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKHEAD SAND NIGGER DAMN CLEMEN FUCKING GOBSHITE HELL CLEMEN FUCKFACE WIENER POO POO BLOWJOB ABO PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCK OFF CHALICE TIT DIRT FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS DONGSHOVER FUCK YOU PRICK CROTCH BENSON SUCKS KRAUT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! HELL WIENER DAMMIT TITTIES NIPPLES HOMO PENIS ON A BUN MAMA MIA NECROPHILIA EMO GYPSY BITCH 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON JOHN ELWAY BITCH FAG JACKASS SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK PISS ARTIST TITS WEHATEMARIO CHIGGER D'OH BLUMPKIN CRAPMUNCHER FELCHMONKEY COON ASS LICKER TRANNY SHITE WOODPECKERSHIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SHITE TESTICLE CHOKE [Insert swear here] BITCH NIGGER DYKE ANUSCAKE BANGKOK DOG FUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BITCH BITCH JACKASS SHIT HELLFIRE TWAT TOSSER PISSHOLE TWO-INCH PENIS DICKFACE JIZZ SHITHEAD DICK CHICKEN ASSWIPE FUCKING JUMP! HO BITCH GOD DAMN FUCK YOU CROTCH WANK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS NIPPLES DICK INBRED FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT TIT SPRINKLES VENEREAL DISEASE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PISS MARGARET THATCHER DIPSHIT CLIT GRAPE PENIS BUKKAKE NAZI BOOBS PISS ARTIST NIGGER TITS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CHING CHONG CHINK CHINK AUTOFELLATIO PENISFUCK BULLCRAP SEMEN DUMBASS CLUSTERFUCK HOMO SEX FLYING RAT'S ASS NIGGER PICKANINNY COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CUNT BORDER HOPPER KIDDY FIDDLER SACRED FELLATIO FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ORGASM RUSTY TROMBONE EMO IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BITCH O KURWA! DIRTY SANCHEZ JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ANAL CRAPMUNCHER RIVER CRABS SUCK FUCKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! MOTHERFUCKER BUTT-HOLE JERK OFF ASSWIPE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BONER WETBACK WIGGER DOG FUCKER FUCK OFF FIST FUCK PISS OFF MY ASS BONER SCUMBUCKET WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHITFUCKER CUNTYMINTS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHITE TITWANK JAP NIGGER SEMEN JERRY TWAT FELCHING SHITFUCKER SHITHEAD HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ANUSCAKE JENKEM FUCK INCEST DICK QUEEF DUMBASS MONKEY SHIT FUCKING NIPPLES I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FLYING RAT'S ASS JACK OFF SCROTUM INBRED TITS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PEEPEE BOLLOCKS FELLATIO POOPOO FAG SHITFACE PECKERHEAD ASSFACE FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PISS UP MY ARSE CAMEL FUCKER ASS LICKER DAMN SHIT DICKHEAD BEAVER SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY NECROPHILIA SHAKOPEE BIGNOSE FUCKING JUMP! NIPPLES CUNTING ASSCRACK HELL PENIS NIGGER TITS FUCK CHIGGER BUTTFUCKER BAT FUCK INSANE ANAL CRAP ON A STICK FUCKFACE SHIT POLAK PISSHOLE FAG SHOOP DA WHOOP ASS FASCIST MOTHERFUCKER SEMEN GOD DAMN BULLSHIT NIGGER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GRINGO FELCHING CRAP ON A STICK SHIT LIKE A HORSE TIMBER NIGGER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL lowercase BULLSHIT GANGBANG SUCK MY DICK YOU WANKER PISS ARTIST LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! SPUNK AUTOFELLATIO MARGARET THATCHER LIMEY CUNT GENITALIA CANNED QUOTES RAPE RAT'S COCK SHITSLINGING CUNT BLOWJOB WETBACK PENISFUCK AUTOFELLATIO CHENEY CROTCH TITTIES DICK IN A BOX WIGGER HAIL SATAN! ASS FOREIGN CURRENCY SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKING A SHITTY MOCCASINS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS MALARKY WANK TWAT BITCH DIPSHIT GENITALIA COCKSHITTER JERK OFF BUTT PIRATE CRAP ON A STICK JUNGLE BUNNY JENKEM PORCH MONKEY FROG DAGO BUNG-HOLE WANK NORTH KOREA CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR COLGATE DAMN IT SEMEN BOLLOCKS ASSRAPING DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PUSSYLICKER SHIT ALEX TREBEK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BOLLOCKS DICKFACE DUMBASS KIKE GOBSHITE CHIGGER RIVER CRABS SUCK ASS WIENER HELL TOSSER BELLEND ASS FUCKFUCKFUCK BALLS CHALICE DAMN FUCKWIT PEEPEE RAT'S ASS SACRED SOD OFF LET'S SHIT LET'S SHIT WANK WANKER FELCHING DICK YOU WANKER FUCK PISS OFF MY ASS CRACKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PEARL NECKLACE D'OH WOP WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS FLAMING ASS BADGER FRITZ WINDOWS VISTA POO POO BLOWJOB HOLY DUMB FUCK PISS ARTIST MASTURBATION PEEPEE FUCKWIT GOD DAMN LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! NIGNOG YOU WANKER BEAVER BOYCOTT VIACOM! I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BULLSHIT GIVING HEAD FUCKING FRENCH TICKLER CRAP ON A STICK BOB SAGET GRUE RAPE GOD DAMMIT I’M GOING TO FUCKING BURY THAT GUY, I HAVE DONE IT BEFORE, AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN, I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL TOURETTE'S SYNDROME I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK BELLEND TITS NAZI BULLSHIT WEHATEMARIO ASSCRACK POISON IN TOOTHPASTE FRIG CUNT P'KANG NEOPETS TWO-INCH PENIS ANUSCAKE BALL SACK PISS ARTIST YOU WANKER FLYING RAT'S ASS GOOK FUCK FUCKING A PUSSY PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! TITTYWANK BITCH PISS ARTIST BALLS BUTT-HEAD DELICIOUS CAKE DYKE PEDOPHILIA ANAL BITCH SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! RUSTY TROMBONE BAD MOTHERFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE DICK CHICKEN BASTARD SCROTUM TWAT FUCKHEAD FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WETBACK TURD HADJI WANK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BEAVER CUNTING ASSCRACK BELLEND MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK PRICK TURD RAT'S ASS BEAVER BOOBIES FAG TURD ASSCRACK CRAPMUNCHER JACKASS BITCH SHITE DAMN SHITE YOU WANKER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS BUGGER OFF ASSWIPE GANGBANG COCK WIGGER MARGARET THATCHER FLYING FUCK DAMN BOOBS HOT GRITS DOUCHE PRICK MONKEY SHIT HELLFIRE SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE BITCH BUGGER OFF DICK IN A BOX JAP BUGFUCK CLUSTERFUCK SHITTY SHITE BALL SACK INJUN ASSWIPE BATHING SUIT AREA YOU WANKER BLUMPKIN VENEREAL DISEASE NIGNOG ASSCRACK THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE FUCKHEAD ABO BASTARD TITWANK CUNT NIGGER FASHION BUG FUCK PENIS ON A BUN SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU LOGJAMMER WEHATEMARIO GOD DAMN SOD BONER NECROPHILIA BITCH RUSTY TROMBONE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSFACE SHITFUCKER FUCKWIT FUCKING ANUSCAKE DAMN IT FUCK OFF NIGGER TITS MASTURBATION DOT HEAD SHIT BEAVER NECROPHILIA CROTCH RUSTY TROMBONE JAP KRAUT CUNT JOHN ELWAY PORCH MONKEY ASSHOLE BAD MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT WANKSPLAT I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY JACKASS SHITFACE GYPSY FUCKSTAIN BUTT PIRATE SHITHEAD ABO BLOWJOB SPICY CUNT FUCK TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCK OFF SUCK MY DICK HELL FLYING RAT'S ASS CHIGGER DOUCHETITS FUCK NI BULLCRAP SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ANAL DIABETES RAGHEAD SHITFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING HO RANDY TRAVIS WIGGER SEX DONKEY DICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! NIGGER HO FELLATIO TWISTY VAGINA FUCKTARD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MOCKIE DICK TITS JACKASS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CUNT FUCKING ALF HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CUNTBUCKET SCROTUM CUNT AUTOFELLATIO DIPSHIT ASSCRACK FEMADOM DOG SHIT KIKE RECTUM RAIDER ABO GOOK BOLLOCKS REDSKIN CRAPFUCKER CUNT COCKSUCKER CUNNILINGUS FROG'S FAT ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHIT CLUSTERFUCK FUCK YOU DICKLICK CHICKEN SHIT GOAT DICK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CRACKER RUSTY TROMBONE DUMBASS FUCK PUSSY KRAUT POLESMOKER SHITE FUCKING ASSCRACK HONKY FUCKSTAIN SPIC HO BITCH ASSWIPE DONKEY PUNCHER PUSSY WARNER MUSIC GROUP JACKASS SHIT SHITFACE suck my mothers BOOBS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST HELLFUCKER CLEMEN CUNTBUCKET GIVING HEAD INBRED DICKHEAD FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE COCKSMOKER THIS IS SPARTA! NIGNOG YID DUMBASS DICK FROG RAT'S COCK CHOAD TITTIES HELL BUKKAKE BITCH FUCK A DUCK DOUCHE NEOPETS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITE DOUCHEBAG GIVING HEAD MARGARET THATCHER FOREIGN CURRENCY DAMN IT BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER BITCH FASHION BUG DUMBASS CRAP ON A STICK DIRTY SANCHEZ PISS ARTIST CUM TITMOUSE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY SUCK COCKS IN HELL! WANKER DAMN FUCKING A ASSHOLE PISS OFF BLUMPKIN TACO SHITTY DILDO BELGIUM REDSKIN CUNT SUCK MY COCK BRITNEY CUNT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKTARD NAZI FLYING FUCK HOMO JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CRAPFUCKER BITCH BEAVER BONER FUCKING CHICKEN FRIES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MALARKY CRAPMUNCHER CHICKEN SHIT ASSFACE DICKWAD FELCHMONKEY POLESMOKER JIZZ ASSFACE CHIGGER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FELCHMONKEY LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! HONKY TURD OSTRICH MY ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS CAMEL JOCKEY TWAT FUCKTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER LOGJAMMER AAAAAAAAA! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CONAN O'BRIAN HOLY DUMB FUCK TITS & DICKS WALRUS SHIT CLIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TUBA DONKEY DICK TIBET FOUR-EYES HADJI VENEREAL DISEASE BONG SHITSKIN CROTCH MOTHERFUCKER SAGGY TITS DEVELOPERS! FEMADOM NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNT WALRUS SHIT DAGO SHITHEAD BIRD SHIT DICKHEAD DOG FUCKER GOD DAMMIT FUCK RUSTY TROMBONE I'LL RAPE YOU EMO MOCKIE NIGGER LAKE TITICACA CUNTRAG SHITTY MACACA ORGASM SUCK MY COCK SEMEN RAT'S ASS DICKFACE SCROTUM WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? WIKIPEDIA VENEREAL DISEASE BITCH CLEMEN ASSHOLE BAD MOTHERFUCKER ART METAL PRODUCTS TWISTY VAGINA SEX CUNT CUNTSWILLING DAMN SHITE BEAVER GOATSE CRAP ON A STICK TWAT TAMPONS VENEREAL DISEASE BLOWJOB BOOBS HOLY DUMB FUCK PIG TACO HONKY WANKSPLAT FUCKWIT FUCKWIT RHODESIA FUCK ASSHOLE PICKANINNY FUCKSTAIN TITWANK SHITHEAD FUCKFACE ON CRACK NECROPHILIA FUCK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CUNT and with the IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! and his ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA of girraffes in which CONDOMS while reading about MARCH OF FLAMES!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See HELLFIRE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BITCH