Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CLEVELAND STEAMER'TITMOUSE'DAMN'COCKSUCKER'FUCKER'I'LL RAPE YOU'CRAPFUCKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BASTARD neurochemical FUCK disorder KAFFIR characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!, sudden SPIC m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BULLSHIT or TITWANK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DIRTY SANCHEZ in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKTARD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BULLSHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PIKACHU DICK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous NIPPLES utterFUCKance of socially BORDER HOPPER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CRAPMUNCHER television programs to address DIPSHIT Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKWIT Tourette's is SEX not to be PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM confused with ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PISS ARTIST chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKING JUMP! random SON OF A BITCH disorientation, culturally-PEEPEE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JACKASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DONKEY PUNCHER language, FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BAT FUCK INSANE ASSRAPING of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK YOU souvenir shoppes and massive SHIT quantities DARTH VADER of ANAL DIABETES JOHN ELWAY garbage.

Darnit.

A SHIT Polite Note to the PENISBIRD Author:

The ASS Tourette's PISS Research Institute was BUTT PIRATE founded to SPICY CUNT FUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GYPSY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ANUSCAKE article SCROTUM funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NAZI I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASSWIPE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CHOAD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKTARD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of NIPPLES Tourrette's sufferers FRED PHELPS swear. You can TITTIES blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASSHAT TV, for always focusing on the JACKASS bad side of a terrible DONKEY DICK thing.
• The main PENIS ON A BUN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CAMEL FUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NAZI knee I WILL END YOU! NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITHEAD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASSWIPE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SPUNK school for JUSTIN BIEBER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HORSE PENIS sufferers to become NIPPLES manically depressed and TURD commit FUCKING suicide.
• There is no BULLSHIT cure, and the MOTHERFUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the JOHNNY tics often have adverse TITTYWANK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JACKASS SHIT perodol" which caused my entire FUCK body to go CRAP numb and RAT'S COCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than FEWMETS it is without the SIGMUND FREUD drug.

I am an active member of a CROTCH tourette syndrome WOP association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating RAT'S ASS the TURD public view of Tourettes as a "SHUT UP, MEG! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FAG much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! sorry for SHIT "hi-jacking" your ASSHAT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like RAT'S COCK this that really CLEMEN annoys me. I am working towards a TITS & DICKS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DICK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITE, and making fun of a IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! horrible disorder is (not) PRICK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your COCK time.

Best ARSE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT MOVEMENT reply

As RIGHT WING Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHT WING not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DEMOCRACY Westerners show is not an MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CAPITALISM degenerate capitalist culture in those NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS countries. When showing OPINION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FIREWALLS in countries MELAMINE leadership, those problems does not AMERICA'S GREAT! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBET byproduct of your PROTESTS capitalist society CENSORSHIP.

Li Chiang “TIENANMEN SQUARE” Wen

P.S. DUMBASS Regards to Andrew SHITHEAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The GOD DAMN bastard who wrote this article. You can BUGGER OFF punch him if you PISS ARTIST want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough HIV NEGATIVE problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not BRITAIN white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FEWMETS saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my DUMBASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FLYING RAT'S ASS and HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DOUGHNUT PUNCHER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) KIKE BAND WITH 4 INBRED MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITHEAD HORSE! I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!'S HOUSE

How FELCHING to FUCKING cure NIGGER the GOOK Tourette's DICK CHICKEN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment POMMIE for FUCK Tourette's DONKEY PUNCHER Syndrome NIPPLES is TWAT following GOD DAMMIT these TIT DIRT rules RUSKIE in NIGGER order:

• 1: Avoid I'LL RAPE YOU immature DONGSHOVER little WIENER kids,
• 2: Count to SHITTY within CUNT 10 BIG FOOTseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GOATSE ASSFACE nor SHITCUNTING talk,
• 4: Tell SAGGY TITS yourself you DONKEY PUNCHER don't CAMEL JOCKEY have SHITBALLS this FUCKSTAIN disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GOD DAMN WITH NASTY GRIS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CLIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! last straw DOM DeLUISE!

I fucking put PECKERHEAD' my comment at the TOP OF THE ABO PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKSTAIN the TOP OF TITTIES THIS CHALICE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be GIVING HEAD offensive. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CC PLZ people who try CUNT to battle SOD OFF'SOD OFF that tight-ass CLUSTERFUCK 17-year-COMMUNIST DILDO—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PIECE OF SHIT it now, but someone said BUTTFUCKER' DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GOBSHITE'CLEMEN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CUNTING ASSCRACK is a laughing CARPET MUNCHER matter. Plus there LET'S SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DOUCHE NAZI Uncyclopedia, there are INCEST articles POWERSHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FRIG stuff. So CHICKEN SHIT that means PORCUPINE'S BALLS stop getting mad at the SHIT first part too and GREASER talking about the NIPPLES letter that it's CUNT mocking (what CUM letter? I don't even know what TITWANK the heck you're talking about). Adrian SPANK THE MONKEY hi self INBRED even made a really ARSE good point. "It's NAZI nothing more HIV NEGATIVE from a head nod to a DYKE knee tick". CRAPFUCKER. Which I'll add BALLS onto ABO saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCK YOU suffer that DICKLICK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SAMUEL L. JACKSON it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SCUMBAG be, because if I were a LENS CRAFTERS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SON OF A BITCH hilarious. If you BLUMPKIN Want facts, go on DICKWAD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CLUSTERFUCK be offended, don't read HOT GRITS the freaking FUCKER article anyway.

ORGASM COCK CUNT FUCKBAG DAMN BLOWJOB SHITTY NICARAGUA DICKLICK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM

PIECE OF SHIT SCUMBAG TAMPONS PUSSYLICKER DILDO DICKFACE WANK WANK BOB SAGET NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASS CUNT CRAPMUNCHER WOP KNOBJOCKEY JESSE McCARTNEY BOYCOTT VIACOM! FLYING RAT'S ASS MACACA CUNT CUNT COCKSUCKER BASTARD D'OH CUM ARSE NIPPLES SHITBALLS EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM FUCKWIT GOBSHITE JACKASS SHIT NICARAGUA BITCH SHITCOCK COCK MILF GOD DAMN JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DICKFACE POMMIE COCKSTUFFER DOM DeLUISE CUM ASSFACE DOG SHIT PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FROG'S FAT ASS TITTYWANK WANK JAP PISS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BUGFUCK CUNTRAG RECTUM RAIDER ASSFACE I'LL RAPE YOU RANDY TRAVIS BITCH CUNT DICK FIST FUCK GRAPE PENIS OSTRICH MY ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MOZILLA FIREFOX FELCHING [expletive deleted] NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CHOAD AMERICA ONLINE DIPSHIT FUCKING FAG PAKI TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SLOPE CRACKER BLISTERING BARNACLES CUNTBUCKET GRINGO ABO DILDO DICKLICK FENCE JUMPER BALLS SHITFACE HEIL HITLER! DUMBASS HELL GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DAMN WIGGER FUCK A DUCK BITCH COON GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS VAGINA DOUCHETITS All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FUCK YOU LENS CRAFTERS BIRD SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FLYING RAT'S ASS DONALD RUMSFELD CONAN O'BRIAN BASTARD SON OF A BITCH FELCHMONKEY DICK RAT'S ASS HADJI SHITTY BUTTFUCKER D'OH BALLS SHITFACE DAMN ASSHOLE HOLY DUMB FUCK BOOBIES SHITFACE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PIG MARGARET THATCHER TESTICLE CHOKE PISS OFF SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM I'LL RAPE YOU SHITTY FUCKHEAD FOREIGN CURRENCY BULLSHIT JACKASS DICKLICK D'OH MOZILLA FIREFOX MICK DICKHEAD BITCH ARSE FUCKTARD BASTARD HELL DICKHEAD FUCKHEAD ALEX TREBEK LOGJAMMER GOD DAMN EMO SHITFACE JACKASS TITS BULLSHIT DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE ASS SHITE ASS DONALD RUMSFELD JACKASS PRICK POLAK ARSE FUCKING A HOSER WANKSPLAT PUSSYLICKER WHORE NORTH KOREA WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ANAL DIABETES MOCCASINS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SON OF A BITCH FEWMETS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DAMN GANGBANG BORDER HOPPER NEGRO FLYING FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NIPPLES TITS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP WIENER TAFFY SUCK MY DICK DOG SHIT MOCKIE MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND CUNT POWERSHIT FUCKER SON OF A BITCH DEVELOPERS! PEEPEE BUGGER OFF SHITE PENIS ON A BUN SCUMBUCKET 666 DELICIOUS CAKE SHITFACE CUNT GANGBANG COCKSUCKER FUCK YOU WHORE RUSTY TROMBONE POO POO BLOWJOB SPUNK DICKHEAD BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA POOPOO SCUMBAG NIGGER DIPSHIT DICKFACE ASSHOLE COCKSMOKER SUCK MY COCK WIKIPEDIA DARTH VADER JESSE McCARTNEY RUSTY TROMBONE HORSE PENIS DOUCHE NAZI DICKHEAD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHIT SHITFACE FUCKHEAD FUCK FUCK LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! JERK OFF GOD DAMN FELCHING HAIL SATAN! TAMPONS YUKY DOODY DIRTY SANCHEZ HOLY DUMB FUCK PISS OFF ASSHOLE HELL FUCK YOU FELCHMONKEY SHITSLINGING FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKER WIENER BASTARD FUCKBAG CUNTING ASSCRACK BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKSTAIN HO FIRECROTCH CONAN O'BRIAN BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA MARGARET THATCHER HOMO DAMN GOD DAMN SHITFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU! DICKFACE BOOBIES NICARAGUA FU SPANG FUCKSTAIN ROSIE O'DONNELL NECROPHILIA FENCE JUMPER I CAN AFFORD FOOD CHUFF OH SHI– P'KANG DYKE ASSFACE DONKEY PUNCHER SCUMBAG MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUM [EXPLETIVE] HELL BITCH FIRECROTCH POLESMOKER PUNANI BITCH WALRUS SHIT BASTARD ASS FUCK OFF ABO BUGGER ARSE SHITCUNTING GENITALIA SHITFACE BEAVER FEWMETS POTTYMOUTH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DOG FUCKER AUTOFELLATIO SUGARTITS MOZILLA FIREFOX SAMUEL L. JACKSON WOP FOUR-EYES I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL RICK MORANIS SAGGY TITS BUTTFUCKER SEMPRINI TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SHITE BULLSHIT HELL WANK GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK ANUSCAKE FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WANKSPLAT RAPE MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD HELL PISS OFF MY ASS LICK PUSSY PICKANINNY QUEEF MALARKY HELL CLUSTERFUCK BASTARD BOB SAGET DAMNATION BANGKOK BASTARD FASHION BUG TITS LET'S SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ANUSCAKE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SOD SCUMBAG ARSEBADGERS WANKER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS VAGINA REDSKIN SOD OFF SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PEARL NECKLACE DICKLICK NI BITCH SON OF A BITCH ARSE TITS & DICKS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DONKEY PUNCHER SEX BUGFUCK SHITE SHITTY FUCKER PEDOPHILIA BASTARD DOUCHETITS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM WETBACK CUNT FUCK OFF FUCK ASSWIPE TIT DIRT FRENCH TICKLER ASSHAT WANK HELL CUNTING ASSCRACK BUTTFUCKER PISS COMMUNIST DILDO EMO SHIT AMERICA ONLINE COCKGOBLIN DAMN DAMMIT ASS CHRISTHUMPER GREASER PISSHOLE DAGO CUNT FUCK OFF FUCKBAG FU SPANG FUCK YOU FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKHEAD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DUMBASS GANGBANG IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCK NUGGET TIMBER NIGGER BASEBALL SUCK MY DICK BLOWJOB FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE RADIO FREE LUNCH BULLSHIT WOP SIGMUND FREUD FUCKFACE FU SPANG FUCKER CHOAD [Insert yet another person's name here] COMMUNIST DILDO SLOPE DUMBASS TOSSER YOU WANKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHICKEN SHIT URINE-GARGLING INCEST MILF TURD BLOWJOB DUMBASS INBRED ASS DICK CHICKEN ASSHAT SHITE CUM CUNT BULLSHIT WALRUS SHIT BALL SACK O CANADA DAMN IT EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITE SAGGY TITS CHUFF DICKLICK GARBAGE DAY! CUNT TRANNY BASTARD COCKSUCKER FUCKING A DICK CHICKEN PISS ARTIST SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD JACKASS BUTTFUCKER FRAK WOMEN'S RIGHTS DICK TITS FUCK OFF INCEST SHITSKIN GRAPE PENIS GOAT DICK SHITCOCK BOYCOTT VIACOM! VENEREAL DISEASE SHITE STRAWBERRY ASS FUCK SHIT DAMN IT DAMN CRAP ON A STICK FUCKWIT JACKASS SHITE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BITCH BULLCRAP DOUCHE GREASER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FELLATIO FUCKING ASSHOLE QUEEF ASS MAMA MIA pen0r ORGASM DAMNATION CRACKER SHIT BOOBIES BATHING SUIT AREA TITTYWANK BEAVER I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! BUGFUCK TITWANK MALL SANTA WANK DAMN IT suck my mothers BULLSHIT BOLLOCKS NIGNOG YOU WANKER BULLSHIT FUCKBAG CUNT GENITALIA FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD VAGINA RAT'S COCK BALL SACK FUCKSTAIN BUTTFUCKER WOP DOUCHEBAG CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKWIT HUMAN RIGHTS [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] SHITFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT CUNT TAMPON IN MY ASS VENEREAL DISEASE HELL DONKEY PUNCHER FIST FUCK POTTYMOUTH JACK OFF FIRECROTCH OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH PENIS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS KIKE ASSHAT VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN FUCK DICK YID I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK FUCKTARD SHITFUCKER ARSEBADGERS PISS OFF MY ASS SCROTUM TOURETTE'S SYNDROME BLOWJOB FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK GOD DAMMIT FLYING RAT'S ASS CHRISTHUMPER DICK IN A BOX GOD DAMMIT CRACKER CROTCH COCKSMOKER WARNER MUSIC GROUP PEDOPHILIA NINTENDOGS DONKEY PUNCHER DOG FUCKER SHITCOCK PISS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITFUCKER WANKER FUCKING SHIT SHITSKIN Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DAMN FUCKER EMO YOU WANKER CRAPPY FUCKTARD FUCK OFF DOG SHIT ANAL BUGFUCK PENIS REDNECK INBRED FRIG WANK TAMPONS CARPET MUNCHER SHITE MARCH OF FLAMES TWAT CUM AAAAAAAAA! CHING CHONG CHINK THONG TASTER FELCHMONKEY FUCKSTAIN DAMN IT CHIGGER SON OF A BITCH LOLCAT FUCK BITCH CRAPPY COCKSHITTER BITCH CUNT SHITCOCK ASSCRACK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT NIGGER ORGASM DICKFACE EUROIPODS CAMEL FUCKER BITCH ASSWIPE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS POO POO BLOWJOB CLUSTERFUCK CUNNILINGUS MONKEY BALLS GOBSHITE BANGKOK GIVING HEAD SHAKOPEE FUCKING A PEDOPHILIA COCKSUCKER HELLFIRE FUCKTARD INBRED GOD DAMMIT FLYING FUCK BLUMPKIN SHITE VENEREAL DISEASE POOPOO PISS SHUT UP, MEG! POLAK JOHN ELWAY CUM FRAK JAP ARSE SHITSLINGING ASSHAT PORCH MONKEY DIPSHIT ASSHAT SEMEN SHITE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ARSE YID COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS KIKE MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKWIT SUITCASE PENIS FUCK POLAK MASTURBATION BLUMPKIN I RAPE WALRUSES! DAMN IT HELLFUCKER MONKEY SHIT CUNT FUCKSTAIN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNTBUCKET WIENER CRAPPY DICKLICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA D'OH FLAMING ASS BADGER TAFFY DAMN HELL CLEMEN DOUCHETITS SHITFUCKER ASSHOLE JACKASS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD WIGGER FUCKTARD HELL SHITE GRUE RAPE HELL WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHITPISSER DICKHEAD DIPSHIT FUCK YOU RAT'S ASS SPICY CUNT FUCK MARGARET THATCHER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CLEMEN BASTARD COON CLUSTERFUCK SHITE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SUCK MY COCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BULLSHIT DOUCHE ARSE FUCK WANKSPLAT SHITTY NEGRO DARTH VADER 30 CASES OF PICKLES VAGINA TOTAL GOD DAMN TITTYWANK BUTT PIRATE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS WALRUS SHIT BULLSHIT MOCCASINS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITSLINGING PENIS ON A BUN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CUNNILINGUS SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? HEIL HITLER! BOOBS BOOBS JACKASS SHIT MAMA MIA FUCK OFF COON JERK OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT MONKEY SHIT ASS LICKER FUCKING A ASSHAT CUM FELCHING BUKKAKE GENITALIA FUCKING A PISS OFF O CANADA CHICKEN SHIT [Insert swear here] ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CRACKER CHIGGER FUCKSTAIN DELICIOUS CAKE COCKSTUFFER ASSHAT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TESTICLE CHOKE WANKSPLAT FAGGOT KAFFIR SHIT SAGGY TITS [expletive deleted] INJUN WOP suck my mothers HELL PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKWIT TITTIES CUNT LAPPER TAMPONS LOLCAT BELLEND RECTUM RAIDER JACKASS SHIT DAMMIT PISS OFF GARBAGE DAY! SHITE WIENER FROG'S FAT ASS HITLER FUCKING SHITCOCK I WILL END YOU! CLIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BALL SACK HELL BOB SAGET ASSCRACK AUTOFELLATIO WALRUS SHIT DAGO TURD POMMIE CAMEL JOCKEY LIKE FATHER LIKE SON INCEST DOM DeLUISE BEANER TITTIES TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE HELL BOOBIES SHIT BORDER HOPPER SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE KAFFIR TIMBER NIGGER BASTARD FROG FOUR-EYES ANAL DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BUTT PIRATE SHITE SOD STEVE BALLMER FLYING FUCK ART METAL PRODUCTS SEX GARBAGE DAY! DILDO JOHN SMILEY FACE WANK HAIL SATAN! SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER ANUSCAKE KRAUT PRICK JERK OFF DOUCHING FUCKHEAD MOCKIE CUNT CLEMEN I WILL END YOU! WANK FAGGOT INBRED DUMBASS HOSER TAFFY WALRUS SHIT SUGAR WANK I'LL RAPE YOU SHITCOCK TWAT ASSHAT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! suck my mothers GOD DAMN ASS FASCIST I'LL RAPE YOU SON OF A BITCH HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BLUMPKIN NIGGER INCEST PUSSY DUMBASS COMMUNION WAFER ASS HELL DUMBASS HOLY DUMB FUCK SCUMBUCKET INBRED FROG'S FAT ASS NECROPHILIA ASS ASS SOD CLUSTERFUCK BULLCRAP INCEST DUMBASS RUSKIE CRAPMUNCHER BIGNOSE HEIL HITLER! DOG SHIT BANGKOK BALL SACK ASSHAT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST MASTICATION FOR THE NATION AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKSTAIN DICKLICK TITWANK SHITFUCKER CUNT BANGKOK DONKEY PUNCHER CONAN O'BRIAN PISS FUCKING BOOBIES DICKFACE VAGINA DOG SHIT LAKE TITICACA WIENER CUNT ARSE SHITFACE SHIT NORTH KOREA FUCKSTAIN TAMPONS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME COCKSMOKER COCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JERRY ASSFACE COCK PUSSY INBRED GENITALIA GYPSY RICK MORANIS SHIT DIPSHIT BITCH SHITFUCKER SHITE BASTARD ASSHOLE BITCH ASSWIPE BUKKAKE WANK FLYING RAT'S ASS WANK P'KANG FIRECROTCH SCROTUM BONER SEX POMMIE JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKFACE SHUT UP, MEG! HELL YOGHURT CANNON DILDO SHAKOPEE FAG CHENEY FUCK BOON CLUSTERFUCK FUCKWIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BONER WILLY WONKA DAMMIT DIPSHIT HONKY CHICKEN FRIES PEDOPHILIA BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DOT HEAD PRICK OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM HORSE SHIT MALARKY GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FEMADOM BUGGER CARPET MUNCHER SHIT ANUSCAKE HELL DOUCHE NAZI JACKASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE KAFFIR PAKI BASTARD FUCKWIT CUNTRAG BASTARD COCKSMOKER FAG HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY GOBSHITE DICK IN A BOX NAZI CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITE SHITFUCKER FUCKER SHITFACE SLOPE RAGHEAD CRAPPY RUSTY TROMBONE BLOWJOB GREASER FUCKTARD DUMBASS COCKGOBLIN BOOBIES SHITHEAD MILF WANK CC PLZ ASSWIPE GYPSY PUSSY SHITHEAD FUCK NUGGET HELL MOTHERFUCKER CLEMEN GOOK CLEMEN SHITHEAD FUCK SUNSHINE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CRAPPY CUNNILINGUS I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ASSHOLE BUGGER DAGO POMMIE PISSHOLE PISSHOLE HORSE PENIS DOUCHEBAG HELL CHING CHONG CHINK DAMN CROTCH BIGNOSE SAGGY TITS SAND NIGGER BITCH NIGNOG CUNTBUCKET ASSHAT FELLATIO NECROPHILIA JACKASS SHIT CHRISTMAS TREES TRANNY DAMN IT JIZZ CLEMEN TOSSER BENCH PRESS FUCKSTAIN CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM TITTYWANK DICKHEAD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ANUSCAKE HELL PENIS SPICY CUNT FUCK BOLLOCKS BUTT PIRATE ARSE FUCKING JIZZ SEMEN GRAPE PENIS P'KANG DICK IN A BOX SHITE BULLSHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKWIT BULLSHIT CUNT BALL SACK FLYING FUCK GREASER DICKHEAD WOMEN'S RIGHTS PEDOPHILIA FUCKBAG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

TITTIES DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MOTHERFUCKER TAMPONS PISS CAPITALISM MASTURBATION FAGGOT BASTARD I'LL RAPE YOU RAT'S COCK NIPPLES CUNNILINGUS FUCK YOU FAGGOT DYKE RAT'S ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ GOD DAMN FUCKSTAIN Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PEEPEE and with the DOG FUCKER and his SHIT of girraffes in which SOD while reading about ASSCRACK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See YOGHURT CANNON also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CUNNILINGUS