Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CLEVELAND STEAMER'SHIT'BOLLOCKS'SCUMBAG'GRAPE PENIS'BUTT-FOR-BRAINS'DAMN Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHUT UP, MEG! neurochemical FUCK disorder SONNY BILL WILLIAMS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid RUSTY TROMBONE, sudden SEX m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FAGGOT or DONKEY PUNCHER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HELLFUCKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DUMBASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SAGGY TITS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HOLY DUMB FUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FIRECROTCH LET'S SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GOD DAMN utterFUCKance of socially FAGGOT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CHICKEN SHIT television programs to address I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT Tourette's syndrome.

DAMMIT Tourette's is HORSE SHIT not to be DAMN confused with MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MALL SANTA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSHAT random SHIT disorientation, culturally-NEGRO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SCUMBAG outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES language, SHITBALLS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JACKASS GOD BLESS AMERICA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky NIGGER souvenir shoppes and massive HELLFUCKER quantities MASTICATION FOR THE NATION of ANAL DIABETES STEVE BALLMER garbage.

Darnit.

A MOCCASINS Polite Note to the JACK ABRAMOFF Author:

The BATHING SUIT AREA Tourette's MALL SANTA Research Institute was ORGASM founded to COCKSHITTER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK YOU Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ART METAL PRODUCTS article I'LL RAPE YOU funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSHAT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASSHAT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BLISTERING BARNACLES Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BUTTFUCKER Tourrette's sufferers TITTIES swear. You can CHRISTHUMPER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CLUSTERFUCK TV, for always focusing on the YID bad side of a terrible MONKEY SHIT thing.
• The main NEOPETS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are LIKE FATHER LIKE SON involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MICK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NAZI knee ASSFACE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DAMN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes RAT'S ASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SEX school for LOLCAT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MOTHERFUCKER sufferers to become MOTHERFUCKER manically depressed and DARTH VADER commit SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS suicide.
• There is no LET'S SHIT cure, and the SPUNK drugs that are available to, "calm" the SUCK MY COCK tics often have adverse GOD DAMN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNNILINGUS perodol" which caused my entire MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE body to go CLUSTERFUCK numb and SHITFACE basically made it NIGGA! worse than DOG SHIT it is without the DAMN drug.

I am an active member of a COLGATE tourette syndrome SHITE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM the BATHING SUIT AREA public view of Tourettes as a "CUNT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WEHATEMARIO much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DOT HEAD sorry for FLYING RAT'S ASS "hi-jacking" your CAMEL JOCKEY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TENTACLE RAPE this that really SHITFUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a BUNG-HOLE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GOD DAMMIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PIGFUCKER, and making fun of a FLYING RAT'S ASS horrible disorder is (not) RAPE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BUTTFUCKER time.

Best BUGGER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT RIOTS reply

As TIENANMEN SQUARE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill SLITTY EYES Westerners show is not an I LIKE BUSH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of ELECTION degenerate capitalist culture in those MINORITIES countries. When showing MELAMINE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN BABY FORMULA in countries CAPITALISM leadership, those problems does not MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN BABY FORMULA byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society HUMAN RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. SNUFF PORN Regards to Andrew PEDOPHILIA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The FELCHING bastard who wrote this article. You can FEMADOM punch him if you NIPPLES want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this UNITED KINGDOM article. We have enough CECIL JOHN RHODES problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this CECIL JOHN RHODES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with SALISBURY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the INBRED saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my GREASER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine RUSTY TROMBONE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DICK CHICKEN and DAMN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FLYING RAT'S ASS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNT BAND WITH 4 SCRATCH! GROUNDER! MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BITCH HORSE! RUSTY TROMBONE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO RUSTY TROMBONE'S HOUSE

How SEX to WANK cure DONKEY DICK the DESU Tourette's MALARKY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TITS for HEIL HITLER! Tourette's GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY Syndrome FLYING FUCK is TITWANK following COCK these JERK OFF rules ASSWIPE in SHITFACE order:

• 1: Avoid HELLFIRE immature AY-AY-AY little CHOAD kids,
• 2: Count to QUEEF within DICK CHICKEN 10 NIGGERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your HORSE SHIT DOODIE HEAD JACK OFF nor AUTOFELLATIO talk,
• 4: Tell BASTARD yourself you THONG TASTER don't VENEREAL DISEASE have NIPPLES this DICK CHICKEN disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NIPPLES WITH NASTY HORSE PENIS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BOOBS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the RUSTY TROMBONE last straw HELLFUCKER!

I fucking put SHITTY' my comment at the TOP OF THE POTTYMOUTH PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHITSKIN the TOP OF FUCKING BASEBALL THIS BUNG-HOLE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL offensive. FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PIGFUCKER people who try JUSTIN BIEBER to battle GOD DAMMIT'TWAT that tight-ass SUGARTITS 17-year-DONKEY PUNCHER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TOTAL it now, but someone said BUTT PIRATE' JAP DILDO'PRICK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CUNT is a laughing SHITE matter. Plus there CLIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on OSTRICH MY ASS Uncyclopedia, there are COMMUNISM IS STUPID articles HELL about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SLOPE stuff. So BALLS that means CHAV stop getting mad at the SEMEN first part too and WANK talking about the TWAT letter that it's KNOBJOCKEY mocking (what ASSRAMMER letter? I don't even know what I WILL END YOU! the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITE hi self DIRTY SANCHEZ even made a really NIGNOG good point. "It's DAMN nothing more SAMUEL L. JACKSON from a head nod to a HELL knee tick". CUNTRAG. Which I'll add CHRISTHUMPER onto JERRY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CUNT suffer that DICKWAD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes LIMEY it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to COCKSMOKER be, because if I were a ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DOUCHE NAZI hilarious. If you NIGGER Want facts, go on BUGFUCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CLEMEN be offended, don't read POLESMOKER the freaking BULLSHIT article anyway.

VANITY PAGES ROCK DICK IN A BOX PISSHOLE SHITHEAD SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? COCKSMOKER WANK FUCKHEAD AUTOFELLATIO BANGKOK

FUCKSTAIN BIRD SHIT FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK CLUSTERFUCK INJUN SHITE NEOPETS KIKE SCROTUM ASSHAT COLGATE MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT FRAK SEX SOD WIENER CRAPFUCKER RAPE REDSKIN DAMN GRINGO ASSHOLE FLYING FUCK SMEG SON OF A BITCH SEX COCKSUCKER JERRY SPIC PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PISSHOLE HELL HOLY DUMB FUCK RANDY TRAVIS MONKEY SHIT TIMBER NIGGER [Insert swear here] BOOBS MONKEY'S UNCLE CUNTBUCKET EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITBALLS FUCKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU POLAK MICK CRACKER RUSTY TROMBONE BAT FUCK INSANE POMMIE NIGGER STEVE BALLMER FUCKING A PRICK FELLATIO MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MOTHERFUCKER BATMAN & ROBIN PEARL NECKLACE NIGGER DILDO INCEST TAMPONS SHITTY FLYING RAT'S ASS SWIMMING POOL WANKSPLAT TWISTY VAGINA FUCKSTAIN DAMN PRICK NEGRO ASSHOLE BOOBS FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITTY JOHN ELWAY NIGGER DOG SHIT MARGARET THATCHER DICKFACE BONG BASTARD I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE COCK SHITFACE FROG'S FAT ASS ANAL DIABETES CLUSTERFUCK FUDGEPACKER LAKE TITICACA MAMA MIA JUNGLE BUNNY BALL SACK FUCKER GRAPE PENIS RAT'S COCK SHITCUNTING I AM CORNHOLIO! 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DOUCHING WANK DICKFACE FUCK FLYING FUCK FUCK LOGJAMMER I LIKE SCHOOL FUCKER BIRD SHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK HELL I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SEMPRINI BATMAN & ROBIN BITCH BUTTFUCKER GARBAGE DAY! ANAL CHENEY MILF DAMN SUCK A BIG DICK HELL POMMIE FASHION BUG WANK [expletive deleted] ASSCRACK MOCCASINS suck my mothers EPIDIDYMIS RAT'S COCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE ANUSCAKE SIGMUND FREUD PUSSY SHITTY BASTARD MONKEY BALLS HO PUNANI BEAVER FUCK FELCHING PISS MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S COCK ASSHOLE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JAP SHIT SHITSKIN PICKANINNY SHITSLINGING HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FRAK FUCKSTAIN CUNT CLIT DOG FUCKER SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? INBRED BOON FUCKING JUMP! LENS CRAFTERS ASSWIPE GENITALIA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITTY FENCE JUMPER DEVELOPERS! FUCKWIT EMO FUCK OFF CHOAD KISSER BALLS GARBAGE DAY! DAMN CUNTING ASSCRACK ASSHAT SHITSLINGING DOUCHEBAG JENKEM POLACK FEMADOM MOCCASINS DAGO FUCK SHIT JAP FUCKHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COCKSTUFFER DILDO HO BITCH DOUCHEBAG DOUCHING SUCK MY COCK DYKE FUCK OFF PISS OFF DOUCHING NEGRO FUCK JAP SHITFUCKER FUCK OFF SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DICK YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN INCEST BITCH NIGNOG POLACK BULLCRAP VENEREAL DISEASE LENS CRAFTERS PENIS JACK ABRAMOFF TITS WANKSPLAT CUNT SHITHEAD KRAUT WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BITCH HORSE PENIS BATHING SUIT AREA [expletive deleted] BUTT PIRATE BALL SACK PENIS SIGMUND FREUD BITCH NIGGER EMO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PEARL NECKLACE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK AAAAAAAAA! BOLLOCKS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FAG AY-AY-AY FUCK A DUCK SHITBALLS MOTHERFUCKER MOCCASINS RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN SHITCOCK BUGGER DUMBASS BONER SHITTY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BRUSH MA TEETH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MOLDY TITS HORSE PENIS GOD DAMN PISS HELL SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE THONG TASTER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BASTARD CHICKEN FRIES TWAT FAG FUCKING A PISS FUCKHEAD CRAP ON A STICK HELL JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE COCKSUCKER WHORE JAP FUCKWIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT 666 LOGJAMMER AY-AY-AY HOMO FLAMING ASS BADGER CUNTYMINTS SAND NIGGER SON OF A BITCH PRICK FLYING FUCK DARTH VADER FELLATIO PENIS TOTAL BITCH BITCH MASTURBATION COCKSUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY DUMBASS ASSHOLE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCK BENSON SUCKS [Insert yet another person's name here] WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? HELL BOOBIES VAGINA SPIC ASSWIPE BANGKOK AMERICA ONLINE BOOBIES FRED PHELPS DAMMIT CLUSTERFUCK FROG'S FAT ASS DICK IN A BOX PENIS ON A STICK CUNT BIGNOSE SIGMUND FREUD NEOPETS WIENER MOTHERFUCKER RICK MORANIS SHIT CHOAD KISSER SAMUEL L. JACKSON HOMO BOB SAGET GANGBANG I'LL RAPE YOU SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SUCK MY DICK NECROPHILIA DICKLICK I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU BUGFUCK INCEST FENCE JUMPER CARPET MUNCHER FUCKING PUNANI YOU WANKER SHITFACE ASSHOLE DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSHAT NIGNOG SHITFACE SHITE BIRD IN THE HOUSE ANAL WANKSPLAT CUNT ASSRAMMER DICK CHINK SAMUEL L. JACKSON BUTT PIRATE PUSSY pen0r SHITFACE DOUCHE ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD BASTARD ASS FUCKBAG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TWAT DEVELOPERS! MAMA MIA FLYING FUCK WANKSPLAT JAP ARSE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSHAT BUTTFUCKER CHAV MASTURBATION DAMN SHITBALLS JOHN ELWAY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! YOGHURT CANNON GOD DAMN SOD OFF HOMO JACKASS GOD DAMN SLOPE DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE SPUNK COCKSUCKER WOP GOD DAMMIT FIST FUCK SHITSLINGING MOCCASINS BUGGER BITCH DUMBASS WANK TURD ABO FEMADOM PISS PUSSYLICKER DESU MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DYKE FUCKER DIPSHIT GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE SHITTY CLUSTERFUCK ANUSCAKE WANK CLEVELAND STEAMER HOT GRITS PISS ARTIST GOD DAMN JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DICK CHICKEN HELL SHITFACE GANGBANG MOCCASINS ASSWIPE ORGASM KRAUT SOAPY TITWANK GRIS DAMN POLAK FUCKSTAIN CHOAD KISSER CUNTYMINTS CAMEL FUCKER ORGASM FIST FUCK BENCH PRESS FEMADOM VENEREAL DISEASE BUTTFUCKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BAD MOTHERFUCKER BUGGER CAMEL FUCKER HELLFIRE COCKSMOKER ASSWIPE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DICKFACE BITCH NORTH KOREA WANK TWAT WIENER TOSSER AY-AY-AY BRITNEY SHIT GENITALIA TITWANK BULLSHIT FUCK OFF SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SOD DAMMIT TURD ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT GOD DAMMIT CONDOMS POTTYMOUTH FEMADOM BUGGER OFF Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! JAP CLUSTERFUCK MACACA HADJI PUSSY CUNT SHIT ASSWIPE JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SPUNK FELLATIO SEMPRINI FUCKER SOD OFF MARY WHITEHOUSE NIGGER TWAT NICARAGUA SHITSLINGING GRAPE PENIS ASSFACE GOBSHITE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TRANNY PUSSY LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FELCHING HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! NEOPETS POWERSHIT BASTARD HELL RAT'S COCK BIRD SHIT BULLSHIT BUNG-HOLE CLEMEN DAMN WANK MOTHERFUCKER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CUNTRAG SHITE FUCKFUCKFUCK SHITE NIPPLES SHITFACE PRICK DILDO DICKFACE FRIG DICK BEAVER CUNT LET'S SHIT HONKY GANGBANG KAFFIR DOUGHNUT PUNCHER VAGINA CRAP ON A STICK STUDENT MOVEMENT ASS MAMA MIA FLYING FUCK AMERICA ONLINE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FELCHING ASS DICK TURD FUCKTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKWIT ASSWIPE CRAPFUCKER RAT'S COCK PISS FELLATIO SHITFUCKER CHUFF WOODPECKERSHIT GOBSHITE RAT'S COCK CUNNILINGUS SPIC ASSHAT BASTARD PUSSY DICK FUCKWIT FLYING RAT'S ASS RUSKIE DICKWAD SHUT UP, MEG! FOUR-EYES ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP POMMIE I'LL RAPE YOU DICK HELL NIPPLES NECROPHILIA I'LL RAPE YOU KAFFIR FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DAMN IT BITCH BUTTFUCKER RAT'S ASS CRACKER DAMN GOD BLESS AMERICA STEVE BALLMER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! INBRED O CANADA CLUSTERFUCK STEVE BALLMER LET'S SHIT DOG SHIT DICK CHICKEN CLUSTERFUCK BASTARD SOD DICK IN A BOX FEMADOM DELICIOUS CAKE SEX ROSIE O'DONNELL TAFFY YOU WANKER FUCK OFF DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITPISSER CUNT FUCKHEAD CHOAD SCROTUM POLESMOKER BUKKAKE DAMN TITWANK P'KANG RAPE SHITTY CLIT SUGARTITS BOLLOCKS JENKEM NIGGER TIT DIRT BELGIUM CUNTYMINTS FUCK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PISS PIG WIENER DICK TITS DAMN IT NIPPLES HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITE CUNTING ASSCRACK BEAVER EAT MY SHIT! SON OF A BITCH EXTRA LONG PENIS DICKHEAD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FLYING FUCK BUGGER ASSWIPE CHOAD PENISBIRD DAMMIT PIECE OF SHIT QUEEF DAMN IT SCROTUM CROTCH ASS LICKER HONKY CAPTAIN CRUNCH WANK BUKKAKE DAMN IT FUCKFACE POWERSHIT TRANNY DICK KIDDY FIDDLER HITLER DOG FUCKER COCKSHITTER BIG FOOT SPUNK FROG'S FAT ASS HOMO WIKIPEDIA CRAPMUNCHER NIPPLES SHITHEAD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CUNT SHITSLINGING JACK OFF PISS OFF MY ASS WANK PISS OFF ASS ASS SHITTY DESU AUTOFELLATIO LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD NIPPLES GANGBANG ANUSCAKE PAKI SHITE JACKASS SHITHEAD SEX CUNTING ASSCRACK CUNT FUCKTARD FUCK WANK POO POO BLOWJOB TITMOUSE ARSE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ARSE PUNANI CHRISTIANITY SHITHEAD COCK BUTTFUCKER TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! DICKHEAD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WANK THONG TASTER HORSE SHIT MOLDY TITS NAZI FUCKING CUNTRAG BOOBS SHITFUCKER BALLS GOBSHITE GOBSHITE HOSER CLIT ASS SHITTY HELL GOD DAMMIT FROG SPUNK FUCKTARD SACRAMENTO FLYING FUCK DOG FUCKER SHIT PISS SHITCUNTING BITCH BOOBS NIPPLES RECTUM RAIDER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PISS OFF NIGGER SHITSLINGING JOHNNY REDNECK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST JACKASS BELLEND 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT RECTUM RAIDER PRICK PENIS CHIGGER SHITTY FLAMING ASS BADGER FASHION BUG DYKE BELGIUM GOD DAMN JAP BOB SAGET DICK IN A BOX DONALD RUMSFELD SHIT LIKE A HORSE DOUCHE ASSWIPE FUCKING RUSTY TROMBONE YUKY DOODY REBECCA BLACK JUSTIN BIEBER COON BUGGER OFF COCK YID HELLFUCKER NAZI TITS FEMADOM TONY LA RUSSA GOBSHITE DICKFACE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BUTTFUCKER TOSSER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PISS FAG SEMEN SHITBALLS HITLER 666 BITCH DAMN IT GOD DAMN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BUTT-HEAD BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink POWERSHIT COCKSMOKER YOU FROG'S FAT ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES VAGINA COON I LIKE BUSH NIPPLES SUCK MY DICK NIGGER HELLFIRE JIGGABOO SHITTY FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX BULLSHIT PENIS CC PLZ GOATSE BOB SAGET O KURWA! ASS FUCKSTAIN CHRISTHUMPER CHRISTIANITY TAMPONS P'KANG GOD DAMN PISS OFF DOUCHE I'LL RAPE YOU PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE EPIDIDYMIS FU SPANG MONKEY SHIT BEANER BASTARD DAMN RAT'S ASS BULLSHIT CUNT DOG FUCKER AUTOFELLATIO LOGJAMMER YOU WANKER FUCK YOU MASTURBATION TITWANK THIS IS SPARTA! SHIT FUCKING TITTIES CHOAD KISSER AUTOFELLATIO BALLS TITWANK FUCK LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! PRICK MOTHERFUCKER TITTIES DAMN IT POLACK PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS BAD MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD SHIT YUKY DOODY FUCKHEAD FUCKBAG CUNT YOUR MOM CROTCH FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN SCROTUM FUCKWIT DUMBASS NIGGER ASSHOLE TENTACLE RAPE SHITFACE FUCKWIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK OFF and with the GO COUNT YOUR DICK and his CONDOMS of girraffes in which BASTARD while reading about SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See RAT'S COCK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• VAGINA