Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's I WILL END YOU!'DICK'PIECE OF SHIT'BELLEND'CUNT'CHUFF'PEARL NECKLACE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a BULLSHIT look at the ORGASM talk page of this ASS article for notes or discussion before FROG editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NORTH KOREA neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid RAT'S COCK, sudden RAPE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements [expletive deleted] or DAMN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CHIGGER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FELLATIO way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may NIPPLES include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BORDER HOPPER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA YOU WANKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat LOGJAMMER PISSHOLE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKING A utterFUCKance of socially TURD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BASTARD television programs to address PENIS ON A BUN Tourette's syndrome.

ORGASM Tourette's is SUCK MY DICK not to be GREASER confused with SHITFACE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WIKIPEDIA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PISS ARTIST random OH SHI– disorientation, culturally-PIECE OF SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKTARD language, PIECE OF SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ORGASM HONKY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FROG'S FAT ASS souvenir shoppes and massive BELGIUM quantities FUCK OFF of ANAL DIABETES NIGNOG garbage.

Darnit.

A NIHILISM Polite Note to the CUNT Author:

The WIGGER Tourette's FLYING RAT'S ASS Research Institute was JOHN SMILEY FACE founded to FUCKING A.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have NICARAGUA Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GENITALIA article TITS & DICKS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASS FASCIST I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CHING CHONG CHINK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK OFF.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DONALD RUMSFELD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ASSWIPE Tourrette's sufferers FUCKWIT swear. You can INCEST blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SEX TV, for always focusing on the TIT DIRT bad side of a terrible FROG'S FAT ASS thing.
• The main FUCKING symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TIMBER NIGGER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JESSE McCARTNEY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small YOU WANKER knee CUNNILINGUS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is COON no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BOB SAGET cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GOBSHITE school for NEGRO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PEEPEE sufferers to become CLUSTERFUCK manically depressed and LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! commit SHITCOCK suicide.
• There is no BEAVER cure, and the NAZI drugs that are available to, "calm" the WANK tics often have adverse GENITALIA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT perodol" which caused my entire SHITPISSER body to go BRUSH MA TEETH numb and SPIC basically made it NIGGA! worse than BULLSHIT it is without the TRANNY drug.

I am an active member of a CONDOMS tourette syndrome CHENEY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DICKLICK the FUCK YOU public view of Tourettes as a "ARSE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BASTARD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am COCKSMOKER sorry for POLAK "hi-jacking" your ASSHAT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HOT GRITS this that really CC PLZ annoys me. I am working towards a WOODPECKERSHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SAND NIGGER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PENIS ON A STICK, and making fun of a DIPSHIT horrible disorder is (not) PENIS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUNNILINGUS time.

Best SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese ELECTION reply

As COMMUNISM IS STUPID Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an POISON IN TOOTHPASTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DALAI LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN BABY FORMULA countries. When showing NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONGOLIANS in countries LHASA leadership, those problems does not POISON IN TOOTHPASTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHTS byproduct of your PROTESTS capitalist society SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY.

Li Chiang “PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. ASS Regards to Andrew HOLY DUMB FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply

The SHITHEAD bastard who wrote this article. You can DONKEY DICK punch him if you BUTT-HEAD want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough UNITED KINGDOM problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIV NEGATIVE offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE'S MOMMA remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CUM saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my LAKE TITICACA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine RAT'S COCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TIT DIRT and TOWELHEAD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TWAT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKBAG BAND WITH 4 FUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SCRATCH! GROUNDER! HORSE! RAT'S COCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO RAT'S COCK'S HOUSE

How GOOK to CUNT cure BUGFUCK the JACKASS SHIT Tourette's CHICKEN SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITE for DOUCHE Tourette's ANUSCAKE Syndrome SHITFACE is STEVE BALLMER following LET'S SHIT these CUNTING ASSCRACK rules FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD in JACKASS order:

• 1: Avoid BOYCOTT VIACOM! immature BRUSH MA TEETH little CLIT kids,
• 2: Count to 666 within FUCKWIT 10 DICK IN A BOXseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DOM DeLUISE DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS nor FUCKFACE talk,
• 4: Tell FUCKFACE yourself you HELL don't BITCH have GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS this SHITE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JACKASS SHIT WITH NASTY KNOBJOCKEY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TITWANK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the RAT'S COCK last straw BUGGER OFF!

I fucking put SHIT LIKE A HORSE' my comment at the TOP OF THE DAMNATION PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at YOU WANKER the TOP OF GARBAGE DAY! THIS PIG ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PISS OFF offensive. BITCH. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to MILF people who try PISS OFF to battle DILDO'BULLSHIT that tight-ass FAG 17-year-FUCK OFF—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find RUSTY TROMBONE it now, but someone said ASSFACE' POOPY FUCKFACE'NAZI on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING NIGGER is a laughing JAP matter. Plus there WOP was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GOD DAMMIT Uncyclopedia, there are TITTIES articles FLYING FUCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching I AM CORNHOLIO! stuff. So JACKASS that means FUCKING stop getting mad at the DAMN first part too and FUCK talking about the COCK letter that it's BULLSHIT mocking (what DELICIOUS CAKE letter? I don't even know what FUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian DOUCHETITS hi self KNOBJOCKEY even made a really GOD BLESS AMERICA good point. "It's ARSE nothing more BLOWJOB from a head nod to a FLYING FUCK knee tick". FUCKWIT. Which I'll add FUCK onto BULLSHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITE suffer that JOHN ELWAY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CAMEL JOCKEY it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to RAT'S COCK be, because if I were a BITCH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HOT GRITS hilarious. If you SUCK MY COCK Want facts, go on ASSWIPE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GOOK be offended, don't read HELL the freaking SHITE article anyway.

PRICK FAGGOT VENEREAL DISEASE SHITTY POMMIE CUNTRAG FUCK BUTTFUCKER CHIGGER

JAP PISS ARTIST PUSSY BOON CONAN O'BRIAN FUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS CLEMEN CROTCH GOATSE PIGFUCKER TIMBER NIGGER COCK FUCK JOHNNY MOTHERFUCKER WIENER COON PISS FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN CUNNILINGUS FUCK YOU TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BUGFUCK LOGJAMMER FUCKSTAIN BITCH TITS SOD OFF GIVING HEAD SLOPE SHITE STRAWBERRY ASS AUTOFELLATIO I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHOLE REBECCA BLACK JIZZ AUTOFELLATIO HELLFIRE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CLEMEN MICK DUMBASS GOD DAMMIT JUNGLE BUNNY JIGGABOO TWAT COCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PENIS I RAPE WALRUSES! WANK SHITPISSER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CRACKER PEEPEE SHITSLINGING FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! TRANNY LET'S SHIT SAND NIGGER GOD BLESS AMERICA GRINGO GREASER BIGNOSE DICKHEAD GO HOME AND DIE BOLLOCKS FUCKER HELL MOCKIE SHITTY SHITCOCK DAMN IT WARNER MUSIC GROUP ASS SEMEN NIPPLES PUSSY SHIT MALARKY SCROTUM CHICKEN FRIES IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! MARGARET THATCHER BALL SACK FUCKSTAIN WIENER DONKEY DICK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK GOD DAMN JOHNNY MOCCASINS TWAT WANKER SPANK THE MONKEY CLIT FOOTBALL COCKSUCKER NIGGER BULLSHIT JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKING TWAT CONAN O'BRIAN SAND NIGGER DILDO BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMMIT KIKE CTHULHU FHTAGN GANGBANG HADJI BANGKOK CUNT COMMUNIST DILDO BONER FUCKFACE ASSWIPE PORCH MONKEY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MAMA MIA WIENER TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! DOUCHE NAZI HELLFIRE DICKFACE COCKSMOKER HOMO FUCK YID SUGARTITS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! TWAT CRAPFUCKER CHIGGER BITCH JIGGABOO I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST JACKASS DICK TITS BIGNOSE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ARSE BOOBIES SPUNK FUCKING BASEBALL RAT'S ASS FUCKING A ASSCRACK YOGHURT CANNON PISS ARTIST GOD DAMN ABO KRAUT RANDY TRAVIS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DICK CHICKEN COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKING SAGGY TITS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DUMBASS SHITSKIN CAMEL FUCKER SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING ARSE FUCK [expletive deleted] TOSSER DAMN IT GOAT DICK CLUSTERFUCK SHITTY NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK SHITTY ASS GYPSY POLACK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKER FUCKSTAIN BITCH BONG CUNTYMINTS RAPE BONER HELL FUCKBAG ASSFACE SHIT COLGATE SEMPRINI FUCKING A PENIS ON A STICK CUNTRAG O KURWA! 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WHORE BULLCRAP PAKI DILDO SHIT FUCKWIT DICKFACE CRAPPY GOD DAMN SHIT SUITCASE PENIS NIGGER TITS ASS WANKSPLAT BATHING SUIT AREA ASS LICKER NICARAGUA EPIDIDYMIS ORGASM GOBSHITE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAMMIT AUTOFELLATIO ARSE GOD DAMN DOG FUCKER FUCKSTAIN WANK TURD BITCH POMMIE SOD OFF ASSHAT POMMIE BITCH WANKSPLAT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKFACE LENS CRAFTERS SHIT ASSCRACK PUNANI GOD DAMMIT ARSEBADGERS FUCKSTAIN CHICKEN FRIES DOUCHE SOD RAT'S COCK ASS DUMBASS NECROPHILIA WIGGER FUCK YOU WOP FUCK A DUCK PISS ARTIST SHITBALLS FRIG COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CUNT SOD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HO PISS ARTIST ASS RAT'S COCK CHIGGER BUTT PIRATE DICKWAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GOATSE FREE ELECTIONS BUTT PIRATE HAIL SATAN! STEVE BALLMER YID DOODIE HEAD FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK ORGASM FUCKWIT AY-AY-AY BITCH ASS BUGGER OFF DOUCHE NAZI DOG FUCKER AUTOFELLATIO CRAPPY BIGNOSE BULLCRAP PEDOPHILIA BORDER HOPPER CLUSTERFUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DONKEY PUNCHER TOWELHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK JACKASS SHIT GRINGO FUCK GANGBANG DAMN BULLSHIT BASTARD GOD DAMN TAMPONS HOSER REBECCA BLACK GRINGO CUNTBUCKET CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITHEAD SUITCASE PENIS TWAT NIPPLES suck my mothers BIGNOSE DICKFACE I'LL RAPE YOU ASS FUCKING A AMERICA ONLINE MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER BOOBS DOODIE HEAD CHICKEN FRIES RUSTY TROMBONE PAKI KAFFIR YOU WANKER FUCKING A FUCKING FUCKTARD CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCK NIGNOG HOMO PEEPEE TESTICLE CHOKE CLUSTERFUCK EMO ASSHOLE NAZI SHIT WANK GOD DAMN SEMEN GOD DAMN SHITE FUCK SCUMBUCKET WHORE POMMIE BIRD SHIT CHICKEN SHIT CUNNILINGUS FRENCH TICKLER MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! DAMNATION BULLSHIT ASSHAT GOD BLESS AMERICA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BOLLOCKS HELL PUSSY GOD DAMMIT DIRTY SANCHEZ OH SHI– BUGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK NUGGET POLAK COCKSMOKER MOLDY TITS FUCKHEAD PUSSY NIPPLES RAT'S ASS PISS OFF MONKEY'S UNCLE BALLS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON RAT'S COCK DUMBASS PRICK HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! CUM BALLS GOD DAMMIT JACKASS MONKEY SHIT COCKSUCKER FUCKING FIRECROTCH DOUCHETITS ASSHAT GIVING HEAD INBRED ARSE OSTRICH MY ASS HEIL HITLER! FUCK OFF GREASER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITHEAD CUNTYMINTS POTTYMOUTH CUNT PUSSY DICKLICK CUNT LAPPER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JAP DUNE COON HELL FUCKBAG CUNNILINGUS BUTTFUCKER CHENEY SHITE DOT HEAD FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE BASTARD SEMEN FUCKING JUMP! FROG'S FAT ASS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS ASSCRACK DICK CHICKEN CC PLZ TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ASSFACE FUCKING BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCK HORSE SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHIT COCKSTUFFER CHICKEN SHIT SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK NUGGET INBRED AUTOFELLATIO DONKEY PUNCHER WANKSPLAT NECROPHILIA FLAMING ASS BADGER CLIT FUCK OFF FUCK SHITE URINE-GARGLING TIBETAN BUDDHISM RAGHEAD SHITE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS INCEST DAMN FLYING FUCK FUCK NUGGET BUTT PIRATE GIVING HEAD CUM CHOAD KISSER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SCUMBAG FUCKSTAIN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKTARD NIGGER HELL BLUMPKIN TWAT AUTOFELLATIO ASSWIPE SHITTY CHOAD FUCKHEAD DOG SHIT SHITE FUCKBAG WANK ARSE CUNTRAG WOMEN'S RIGHTS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FENCE JUMPER TOSSER DAMN BUTTFUCKER KIKE MAMA MIA I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GO HOME AND DIE FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WHORE BUKKAKE KAFFIR BITCH NIGGER PICKANINNY HOMO BITCH VANITY PAGES ROCK TITS TAMPONS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SUCK A BIG DICK BULLSHIT SHITSLIDE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WANK WHORE PIECE OF SHIT PENIS BITCH DOG FUCKER POOPY TITTIES SHITBALLS BASTARD ASSCRACK FEWMETS ASSFACE DICKFACE FUCKSTAIN BUTT PIRATE FENCE JUMPER TITS CUNT HAIL SATAN! ABO BUTTFUCKER NECROPHILIA SHITBALLS BASTARD GOBSHITE WILLY WONKA FENCE JUMPER PRICK YOU WANKER VOTE FUCK OFF NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ASSWIPE GOOK SHITE WANK BELLEND TOWELHEAD CUNT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON INCEST FUCKSTAIN SOD WALRUS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER JAP CUNT DICK TITTYWANK FELLATIO SEMEN POWERSHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BITCH PUSSY GO HOME AND DIE SHITPISSER WANKSPLAT WANK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM HIV NEGATIVE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PIECE OF SHIT CONDOMS DILDO RUSKIE BRUSH MA TEETH FEWMETS WANKER STUDENT MOVEMENT DOT HEAD TIT DIRT ALF INBRED KIKE D'OH BITCH MOTHERFUCKER FELLATIO MASTURBATION CHAV LICK PUSSY BULLCRAP SON OF A BITCH FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DOUCHETITS FUCKING A BOOBIES HO CLIT PISS OFF MY ASS VAGINA [expletive deleted] HELL INBRED INCEST DOUCHEBAG BLOWJOB CRAP ON A STICK SHITFUCKER DAMMIT URINE-GARGLING DAMN IT ASSHOLE SEMEN LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! JACKASS SHIT RAT'S ASS PICKANINNY SHIT PISS ARTIST CUNT CUNT ARSE WOP EPIDIDYMIS CUNT MOCKIE CRAPPY PISS AMERICA'S GREAT! NECROPHILIA HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS WALRUS SHIT PENIS BIG FOOT WANK SPANK THE MONKEY INBRED WINDOWS VISTA FUCKHEAD ANAL BIRD SHIT WHORE JIZZ PUNANI GENITALIA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASS DAMN BUGGER PIG GYPSY DAMMIT BOOBS POOPY 666 FUCKSTAIN PEARL NECKLACE CAMEL JOCKEY NIGGER FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE SHIT LIKE A HORSE DIRTY SANCHEZ CHICKEN SHIT FUCK COCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKING JUMP! CLUSTERFUCK WIENER ASSCRACK MOCKIE TURD FUCKFACE HORSE SHIT ROSES FUCKING TITTIES BULLSHIT FIST FUCK P'KANG GOD DAMMIT NAZI TWAT YUKY DOODY FUCKSTAIN ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKING SPUNK FUCK NUGGET SUCK A BIG DICK TURD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CLIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PRICK ASSHOLE INCEST DICKHEAD SEX JERK OFF ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN CLIT FRED PHELPS SHITHEAD PISS YOU WANKER PISS OFF ASSHAT NIGGER SON OF A BITCH COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DOUCHING BOLLOCKS CUNT BALLS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! EPIDIDYMIS CUNT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DUMBASS BLOWJOB SMEG ARSE ABO FLYING RAT'S ASS PENIS ON A STICK DAMMIT MOCCASINS BEAVER CUM CHAV MOLDY TITS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DICKLICK FLYING FUCK DIPSHIT PRICK I'LL RAPE YOU TITWANK HOMO GOD DAMMIT I'LL RAPE YOU FLYING FUCK SHITHEAD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS GOAT DICK HELL PAKI DICKFACE ARSE DAMN ANAL JOHN ELWAY JERRY PISS SEX PIG RAT'S COCK REDNECK DUMBASS GO HOME AND DIE FELCHING FUCKHEAD COCKSMOKER WANK SCUMBAG CLIT MOCCASINS SHIT ASSWIPE COCKSUCKER BALLS FUCKING DAMNATION PEEPEE FUCK SHUT UP, MEG! JACKASS MONKEY SHIT DICKLICK CUNT BUTTFUCKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES GREASER DAMN FUCKING A WILLY WONKA DAMN ASSHAT CHOAD NIGNOG CUNNILINGUS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BASTARD SUGARTITS NORTH KOREA FUCKTARD FRAK ASSRAPING COCK FUCK YOU FROG'S FAT ASS AUTOFELLATIO FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD COCKSUCKER FUCKSTAIN BUKKAKE JIZZ TOSSER TITS & DICKS JUNGLE BUNNY BOLLOCKS LOLCAT YUKY DOODY NICARAGUA NIPPLES DILDO MOZILLA FIREFOX DAGO FUCKBAG ARSEBADGERS ASSCRACK TURD HADJI CLEMEN NIGGER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CROTCH ASSHAT WOODPECKERSHIT SHITSLINGING BUKKAKE HELLFIRE HORSE SHIT JOHNNY BASTARD DIPSHIT TURD FIST FUCK SHITSLINGING FUDGEPACKER DAMN IT NAZI IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITBALLS DAMN BALLS TOSSER DONKEY PUNCHER SHITE ASSHAT [EXPLETIVE] GRAPE PENIS SCUMBAG DICK GENITALIA BOOBS WALRUS SHIT NAZI ASSHOLE GOD DAMMIT TUBA CUNTRAG NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 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FUCKBAG SPIC GOD DAMN PISS ARTIST NIGGER COCK ASS DOG FUCKER SHITE WIGGER POWERSHIT FRED PHELPS NI CLEVELAND STEAMER CONDOMS FROG ASS CAMEL FUCKER SMEG ASS FUCKTARD NAZI DICKHEAD ASS DUMBASS WANK BULLSHIT WANK CHINK DICKHEAD GOATSE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES EPIDIDYMIS JOHN SMILEY FACE NI SUCK A BIG DICK FASHION BUG TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SEMEN ASSCRACK TURD PISS UP MY ARSE CLIT CUNTING ASSCRACK JACK ABRAMOFF PIECE OF SHIT YUKY DOODY DOG SHIT PUSSY BORDER HOPPER GOD DAMMIT CUNT DICKFACE BITCH HELL POLESMOKER FRIG REDSKIN CHENEY SHITHEAD ASSHOLE DIRTY SANCHEZ MICK DOUCHEBAG SHITTY WANK KIKE BAT FUCK INSANE SOD OFF PISS GOD DAMN CLUSTERFUCK DICKLICK DAGO BIGNOSE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITE MONKEY BALLS MOCKIE RIVER CRABS SUCK TAMPONS JIZZ PUSSY RAPE FENCE JUMPER JACKASS SHIT DUMBASS BRUSH MA TEETH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DONKEY DICK REDNECK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FLYING FUCK O KURWA! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PUSSY POMMIE NEGRO BOOBIES BAD MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S COCK FUCKTARD SHITFUCKER ASSHAT DOG FUCKER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BUGGER OFF BEAVER CROTCH DONKEY DICK GOD DAMN PISS ARTIST PISS SHITFUCKER BITCH FRIG TAMPON IN MY ASS CUNNILINGUS BAD MOTHERFUCKER GENITALIA CONDOMS REDNECK RAT'S ASS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FASHION BUG ASSWIPE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHIGGER FUCK YUKY DOODY SHIT LGBT RIGHTS GENITALIA LIMEY MILF TOSSER SHITSLINGING CLUSTERFUCK CHUFF SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS FRIG ICE CREAM BASTARD PISS DAMN BOB SAGET LET'S SHIT DAGO WANK DAMN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHIT TITWANK DONALD RUMSFELD DOM DeLUISE FUCKER LIMEY TAFFY DUMBASS INJUN JACK OFF CRAP SHITTY GOD DAMN TAMPONS JACKASS SHITSLINGING BLISTERING BARNACLES BALL SACK BOOBIES AUTOFELLATIO JAP JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FRIG HOT GRITS FLYING FUCK O CANADA FUCK YOU Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FLYING FUCK and with the POLACK and his WHITE RIGHTS of girraffes in which JIZZ while reading about CUNT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKING also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCKSTAIN