Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CUNT'DICK CHICKEN'FUCK OFF'GOD DAMMIT'DARTH VADER'CUNNILINGUS'LET'S SHIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FLYING RAT'S ASS look at the BAT FUCK INSANE talk page of this CUNT article for notes or discussion before FUCKING editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TITS neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKING JUMP! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SONNY BILL WILLIAMS, sudden CHIGGER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CUM or SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSFACE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated [expletive deleted] way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK YOU include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DICKHEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GARBAGE DAY! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GYPSY FUCKING A words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GOAT DICK utterFUCKance of socially SHITSLINGING objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DICKFACE television programs to address BIG FOOT Tourette's syndrome.

FIRECROTCH Tourette's is FLYING RAT'S ASS not to be CHINK confused with POO POO BLOWJOB Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WOP chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BOON random HELL disorientation, culturally-BATHING SUIT AREA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BUGGER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HOMO language, RAT'S ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places COCK MOTHERFUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SEX souvenir shoppes and massive DUMBASS quantities BASTARD of ANAL DIABETES PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITBALLS Polite Note to the DUNE COON Author:

The TIBET Tourette's STRAWBERRY ASS Research Institute was FUCK YOU founded to FUCK YOU.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DAGO Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PEEPEE article FUCKING funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKFUCKFUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FRENCH TICKLER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance O CANADA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SON OF A BITCH Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of NIPPLES Tourrette's sufferers BULLSHIT swear. You can SHITFUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK TV, for always focusing on the DOUCHETITS bad side of a terrible DOM DeLUISE thing.
• The main MOTHERFUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CRAP ON A STICK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DICK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS knee YOU SUCK BALLS

NIGGER jerk.

• Tourettes is FUCKING no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes POMMIE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKING FUCKFUCKER school for WANK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FRIG sufferers to become BLOWJOB manically depressed and YOU WANKER commit BELLEND suicide.
• There is no BITCH cure, and the SHITFACE drugs that are available to, "calm" the PUSSY tics often have adverse BEAVER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PRICK perodol" which caused my entire FUCK YOU body to go PIG numb and I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! basically made it NIGGA! worse than JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK it is without the MARY WHITEHOUSE drug.

I am an active member of a WIGGER tourette syndrome ASSCRACK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TWAT the SOD OFF public view of Tourettes as a "NIGGER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BASTARD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CONDOMS sorry for FROG'S FAT ASS "hi-jacking" your HOMO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FELCHING this that really ASS annoys me. I am working towards a NIGGER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GOD DAMN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ARSE, and making fun of a KAFFIR horrible disorder is (not) HOMO funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PRICK time.

Best I'LL RAPE YOU regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CAMEL FUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese OPINION reply

As MELAMINE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DALAI LAMA Westerners show is not an GOVERNMENT FILTERS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FREEDOM OF SPEECH degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT RIOTS countries. When showing RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FREEDOM OF SPEECH in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not CHINA IS CAPITALIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHTS byproduct of your FREEDOM OF SPEECH capitalist society PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. THONG TASTER Regards to Andrew FRIG Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DON'T HAVE AIDS reply

The DYKE bastard who wrote this article. You can HELLFIRE punch him if you DIPSHIT want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter SALISBURY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough MUGABE HAS AIDS problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with UNITED KINGDOM hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FELLATIO saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my CUNTRAG intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PISS and HELL playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SUCK MY DICK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BAND WITH 4 CUM MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DOT HEAD HORSE! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS'S HOUSE

How I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL to FUCKBAG cure FUCKSTAIN the DICKFACE Tourette's HELL Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASSWIPE for PISS Tourette's MOTHERFUCKER Syndrome BALL SACK is BUGGER following I CAN AFFORD FOOD these TITTYWANK rules FUCK OFF in THONG TASTER order:

• 1: Avoid JENKEM immature HATE HATE HAT little BASTARD kids,
• 2: Count to All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy within GIVING HEAD 10 ASSRAPINGseconds,
• 3: Do not open your GOATSE FLYING RAT'S ASS PUSSY nor DAMN talk,
• 4: Tell LIMEY yourself you HENTAI don't WIKIPEDIA have STEVE BALLMER this MOTHERFUCKER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BOB SAGET WITH NASTY NEOPETS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WETBACK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SONNY BILL WILLIAMS last straw ASSHOLE!

I fucking put SHITFACE' my comment at the TOP OF THE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY the TOP OF CHOAD THIS NI ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE offensive. JAP. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA people who try HENTAI to battle ASS'CUNT that tight-ass SHITE 17-year-SHIT LIKE A HORSE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JIZZ it now, but someone said CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE' INBRED SCUMBAG'JERRY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHITE is a laughing DIPSHIT matter. Plus there BALL SACK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ARSEBADGERS Uncyclopedia, there are GOD DAMMIT articles PISSHOLE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASS stuff. So PENIS that means ASS stop getting mad at the SHITTY first part too and BASTARD talking about the CUNT letter that it's BASTARD mocking (what BULLSHIT letter? I don't even know what WIENER the heck you're talking about). Adrian POOPY hi self PORCUPINE'S BALLS even made a really TWAT good point. "It's BRITNEY nothing more REDNECK from a head nod to a DICKFACE knee tick". CUNTRAG. Which I'll add ASS onto DICK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCK YOU suffer that ORGASM much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASSHOLE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SPUNK be, because if I were a SEMEN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HOT GRITS hilarious. If you TWAT Want facts, go on PISS UP MY ARSE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FROG'S FAT ASS be offended, don't read CONDOMS the freaking SHITTY article anyway.

CHOAD TIMBER NIGGER WANK CLUSTERFUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CUNT LAPPER CRAP LET'S SHIT CHINK

LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TWAT POMMIE ASS DOUCHE I'LL RAPE YOU GOBSHITE ARSE SHITSKIN BEAVER BASTARD WANK RAGHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT DUNE COON DICKFACE FUCKBAG SCROTUM DIPSHIT BEANER CLIT DUMBASS TWAT HOLY DUMB FUCK KRAUT DICKHEAD YUKY DOODY SON OF A BITCH MOCKIE JACKASS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS HAIL SATAN! CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S ASS KNOBJOCKEY EPIDIDYMIS TAFFY CUNT HITLER FUCKBAG [EXPLETIVE] FUCK OFF WIENER POLESMOKER PEARL NECKLACE FUCKTARD RAT'S ASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CHING CHONG CHINK NIGGER FUCKSTAIN FENCE JUMPER SHITHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT suck my mothers SAMUEL L. JACKSON SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NIPPLES COON FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNTYMINTS ART METAL PRODUCTS PEEPEE CUNT CRAPPY ASSHAT WANK BOON DOG FUCKER DOUCHING RAT'S ASS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BULLSHIT SHIT GANGBANG WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? O KURWA! CHUFF FUCKER NECROPHILIA WANK CAMEL JOCKEY BRITNEY SHITSLINGING Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKING A and with the JACKASS and his INJUN of girraffes in which DOUCHING while reading about CHRISTHUMPER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PUNANI also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER!