Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DONKEY PUNCHER'PEARL NECKLACE'BIRD SHIT'POO POO BLOWJOB'SPUNK'DICK'FUCK OFF Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a CUNT look at the TWO-INCH PENIS talk page of this BUTTFUCKER article for notes or discussion before WIGGER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITFUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder TITS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S, sudden LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PISS OFF or SONNY BILL WILLIAMS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BIG FOOT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FRAK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken WANKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TWAT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WANK PIXIES words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKTARD utterFUCKance of socially JOHN ELWAY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DAMN IT television programs to address SHUT UP, MEG! Tourette's syndrome.

SCRATCH! GROUNDER! Tourette's is FUCK OFF not to be DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! confused with PEARL NECKLACE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PENIS ON A STICK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITHEAD random I'LL RAPE YOU disorientation, culturally-SIGMUND FREUD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PEEPEE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CLIT language, POMMIE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BOOBS ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WANK souvenir shoppes and massive BORDER HOPPER quantities CAMEL FUCKER of ANAL DIABETES CUNNILINGUS garbage.

Darnit.

A HI, BILLY MAYS HERE Polite Note to the CUNT Author:

The BULLSHIT Tourette's DONKEY PUNCHER Research Institute was BIRD SHIT founded to HO.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DICKFACE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CLUSTERFUCK article SAND NIGGER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITFUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PISSHOLE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PUSSYLICKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PUSSY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of VAGINA Tourrette's sufferers FLYING RAT'S ASS swear. You can WINDOWS VISTA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DOUCHING TV, for always focusing on the THONG TASTER bad side of a terrible PISS thing.
• The main SON OF A BITCH symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK A DUCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FRAK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NAZI knee WIGGER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CLEVELAND STEAMER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at AMERICA ONLINE school for YID something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FRENCH TICKLER sufferers to become RAGHEAD manically depressed and FUCKBAG commit GOD DAMN suicide.
• There is no HOMO cure, and the COCKSUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUNTRAG tics often have adverse WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BONER perodol" which caused my entire DAMMIT body to go GARBAGE DAY! numb and O CANADA basically made it NIGGA! worse than HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS it is without the CHRISTHUMPER drug.

I am an active member of a FRIG tourette syndrome POLESMOKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating COCKSMOKER the SHITFUCKER public view of Tourettes as a "ASSFACE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BUTTFUCKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PIECE OF SHIT sorry for TITS & DICKS "hi-jacking" your FUCK YOU entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BUTTFUCKER this that really BUGFUCK annoys me. I am working towards a IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITSLINGING article. Remember, everything here is meant to be OSTRICH MY ASS, and making fun of a BUGGER OFF horrible disorder is (not) [EXPLETIVE] funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BRUSH MA TEETH time.

Best FUCKFACE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HITLER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN BABY FORMULA reply

As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBETAN BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill 1984 Westerners show is not an ELECTION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DALAI LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those TAIWAN countries. When showing MONGOLIANS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DALAI LAMA in countries COMMUNISM IS STUPID leadership, those problems does not UIGURS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GRASS MUD HORSE byproduct of your STUDENT MOVEMENT capitalist society MONASTERIES.

Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. BLOWJOB Regards to Andrew NEOPETS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The GOD DAMMIT bastard who wrote this article. You can SHIT punch him if you EXTRA LONG PENIS want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “UNITED KINGDOM” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASS FASCIST saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my DAMN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKWIT and FRIG playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TOTAL music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITSKIN BAND WITH 4 JERRY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BEAVER HORSE! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S'S HOUSE

How SCUMBAG to SUGARTITS cure WHORE the PRICK Tourette's ASSHAT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BLOWJOB for SHITTY Tourette's DONKEY PUNCHER Syndrome SHITBALLS is GOD DAMMIT following DUMBASS these SHIT rules SHITPISSER in AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKER immature SPICY CUNT FUCK little PEACEFUL kids,
• 2: Count to BRUSH MA TEETH within NAZI 10 ANUSCAKEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DAMN DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS nor HITLER talk,
• 4: Tell DOM DeLUISE yourself you FUCK don't BEANER have MASTURBATION this FUCK YOU disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASSFACE WITH NASTY BELLEND DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITTY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S last straw DELICIOUS CAKE!

I fucking put JACKASS SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CLUSTERFUCK the TOP OF WIENER THIS YOU WANKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASSRAPING offensive. I CAN AFFORD FOOD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to LENS CRAFTERS people who try FUCKING A to battle ARSE'NEGRO that tight-ass JENKEM 17-year-FUCKFACE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find INCEST it now, but someone said GRINGO' FUDGEPACKER FUCKHEAD'FUCKING on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING NIGGER is a laughing DOT HEAD matter. Plus there SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BUTT PIRATE Uncyclopedia, there are FROG'S FAT ASS articles GOD DAMN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DAMN stuff. So JACK OFF that means FRIG stop getting mad at the SOD first part too and SHITHEAD talking about the FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER letter that it's WARNER MUSIC GROUP mocking (what ASSCRACK letter? I don't even know what SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASSRAPING hi self HADJI even made a really CUM good point. "It's JACK OFF nothing more BULLSHIT from a head nod to a BITCH knee tick". SCROTUM. Which I'll add HELL onto I WILL KILL YOU! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ABO suffer that CAMEL JOCKEY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes suck my mothers it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to I'LL RAPE YOU be, because if I were a ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MOTHERFUCKER hilarious. If you MOZILLA FIREFOX Want facts, go on WOODPECKERSHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll RAGHEAD be offended, don't read HELL the freaking SCUMBUCKET article anyway.

FUCK DAMNATION ANAL TENTACLE RAPE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SWIMMING POOL MOTHERFUCKER CHOAD JIZZ DELICIOUS CAKE

FUCK DAMN CLUSTERFUCK DOT HEAD SHITFUCKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA JUNGLE BUNNY SCUMBAG BONER FUCKHEAD DICKHEAD TESTICLE CHOKE SHIT BUGFUCK OSTRICH MY ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BITCH WIKIPEDIA CLIT NIGNOG SHITSLIDE NIGGER JACKASS ASSHOLE FELCHMONKEY IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCK CHINK FUCKHEAD DOUCHEBAG STRAWBERRY ASS RECTUM RAIDER DAMN IT SHITBALLS VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITE TURD MOTHERFUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX NIPPLES PORCH MONKEY MASTURBATION YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BOB SAGET GOBSHITE CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT DICKHEAD DICK ASSWIPE DICKHEAD SHITFACE NIGNOG CHUFF TWAT GARBAGE DAY! MALARKY ORGASM FUCK DICKFACE DAMN DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SOD OFF FUCK CLEMEN BUTTFUCKER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKING JUMP! BITCH DOG SHIT NAZI HO HELL FUCK OFF MALL SANTA GRINGO JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK GIVING HEAD SHITHEAD BIGNOSE RUSTY TROMBONE MARGARET THATCHER DICKLICK SHITSKIN CUNT SNUFF PORN YOUR MOM JAP CLUSTERFUCK HELL MOTHERFUCKER SHITE JACKASS SHIT DICKLICK DICKHEAD POMMIE [Insert yet another person's name here] BLOWJOB GOD DAMN FUCK NUGGET QUEEF BOLLOCKS FELLATIO LAKE TITICACA BOOBS FRITZ TOWELHEAD BALLS ASSWIPE FRITZ TUBA SOD OFF SHITE CUNT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS SCROTUM WIGGER CHAV COON ABO SON OF A BITCH PISSHOLE KIKE GOD DAMN TWAT FUCK YOU GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ASS FUCKHEAD SHITFACE WANKSPLAT BULLSHIT FUCK YOU FUCKHEAD ASS LICKER SUCK MY DICK TRANNY POLACK BUTT PIRATE SHITSLINGING CUNTBUCKET SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CRAP HELL SHITE JACK OFF EAT MY SHIT! SCUMBAG HOMO BEAVER WANKSPLAT TAMPONS DIPSHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MOTHERFUCKER BOOBIES DAMN IT BATMAN & ROBIN GOD DAMMIT FLYING RAT'S ASS CHOAD BOOBIES BITCH FUCKING BUTT-FOR-BRAINS JACKASS SHIT GOD DAMMIT CRACKER I AM CORNHOLIO! ASSRAMMER JOHN ELWAY ART METAL PRODUCTS YOU WANKER PISS ASS LICKER RAGHEAD AMERICA ONLINE FUCKFUCKFUCK NIHILISM ORGASM CUM SHITFUCKER DAMN REDNECK DICKHEAD DUMBASS HOSER NIGNOG DAMN DICKHEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUNT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DICKHEAD COCKGOBLIN BASTARD JAP ASS WOP WOP PENIS FUCK SHITPISSER WOMEN'S RIGHTS RAT'S COCK SHIT MOTHERFUCKER BOB SAGET BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER NIPPLES GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASS ASSHAT TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! CUNT MALARKY ANAL CHOAD KISSER NIGGER TITS CRAPPY CLUSTERFUCK BONER CARPET MUNCHER ORGASM FUCKSTAIN MY ANUS IS BLEEDING MARGARET THATCHER PIG GOAT DICK PIECE OF SHIT FUCKSTAIN NIGGER VENEREAL DISEASE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHIT DAMN POLESMOKER SHITE LENS CRAFTERS ARSE CHOAD HITLER BUKKAKE DICKLICK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! WOP ASSHOLE WIENER FUCK NUGGET JAP JACKASS BOYCOTT VIACOM! BOOBIES COON ASS LICKER TACO DAMN IT POLESMOKER COON SHITPISSER FUCKING DOG FUCKER FROG SHITTY CUNTRAG ORGASM DICK PISS ARTIST PISS CAMEL FUCKER CAPTAIN CRUNCH PISS ARTIST FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MOTHERFUCKER SHITCUNTING DAMN SHITFACE TIT SPRINKLES BITCH FUCKER BUTT-HOLE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PRICK PUSSY DAMN IT SHIT DICK TITTYWANK GANGBANG BRITNEY PORCUPINE'S BALLS INCEST CONDOMS FENCE JUMPER CUNNILINGUS PUSSYLICKER FRIENDS FUCK YOU SHITTY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SOD OFF GOAT DICK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHIT FRITZ BONER PISS ARTIST GYPSY DAMN SHIT NICARAGUA ARSE PEARL NECKLACE PENISPENISPENIS!!! DICKFACE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ARSEBADGERS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKING A JERK OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JERK OFF CHOAD CUNT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME WANKSPLAT PORCUPINE'S BALLS O CANADA FELLATIO WANK FUCKING SCROTUM SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITE RAT'S COCK JUSTIN BIEBER FUCK 666 DICKFACE DAMN IT BULLSHIT JERK OFF COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SPUNK SAGGY TITS PUSSYLICKER SEX CUNTYMINTS JENKEM BITCH FIRECROTCH CUNTYMINTS DARTH VADER ASSHOLE SCROTUM BIRD SHIT FUCKTARD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DICKLICK PENIS ON A STICK SNUFF PORN JOHN ELWAY TESTICLE CHOKE BRITNEY SHAKOPEE MALARKY VAGINA BASTARD DICKHEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK BULLCRAP FUCK YOU JACKASS DILDO I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SAGGY TITS DUNE COON BALLS ASS PIG BOOBS FUCKBAG COCKSHITTER CAMEL FUCKER DICKFACE BOOBIES SHIT CUNT FUCKHEAD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS NIGGER BELLEND SHITFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK ASSCRACK KRAUT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ARFENHOUSE TESTICLE CHOKE BIGNOSE STEVE BALLMER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITHEAD SNUFF PORN POOPY CHAV FUCK FUCKHEAD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MOZILLA FIREFOX PISS FEWMETS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BLUMPKIN DUMBASS BITCH CRAPPY NIPPLES ANAL BITCH DOODIE HEAD FUCK YOU COCK HOSER SHIT SCROTUM GOD DAMMIT JACKASS SHIT SHITE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS NORTH KOREA WALRUS SHIT BULLSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JAP REDNECK pen0r BITCH GOD DAMN RAPE SHITCOCK FUCK YOU FUCKTARD RAT'S ASS QUEEF HO MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG HELL POOPOO TRANNY SCROTUM PRICK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS AUTOFELLATIO SHITSLINGING DIPSHIT JIZZ WETBACK TOTAL ASS PRICK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CLEMEN CLUSTERFUCK GANGBANG DEVELOPERS! MOTHERFUCKER DICKFACE FAG FUCKSTAIN FLAMING ASS BADGER FAG COCKSMOKER WANKER HUEY P. NEWTON FAGGOT SALISBURY FUCK PISS ARTIST SON OF A BITCH CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCK YOU WANKER ARSEBADGERS YOU WANKER PISS ALEX TREBEK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! WANK KNOBJOCKEY ASS VENEREAL DISEASE MACACA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS PISS ARTIST FLAMING ASS BADGER BOOBS CUNT TITWANK HEIL HITLER! PISS OFF MY ASS TITWANK DUMBASS REDNECK PISS OFF FAGGOT WOODPECKERSHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE TITS ASSFACE INBRED DAMN BUGGER LET'S SHIT CONDOMS FIST FUCK CUNT JAP BITCH CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BLOWJOB FUCKFACE FEATURED SPIC SNUFF PORN TUBA GOD DAMN YOU WANKER SON OF A BITCH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FU SPANG I RAPE WALRUSES! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS INCEST OH SHI– LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT RUSTY TROMBONE DILDO SHITBALLS INJUN JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK HOMO ASSRAPING JESSE McCARTNEY ASSRAPING POO POO BLOWJOB CHOAD BAT FUCK INSANE DIPSHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SEMEN DOUCHING SAMUEL L. JACKSON PISS OFF D'OH JELLY BEANS LET'S SHIT JACK OFF MONKEY SHIT PISS ARTIST RAT'S ASS BEANER KAFFIR JACKASS NIGNOG DAMNATION PRICK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BULLSHIT CLIT O CANADA CHOAD FRITZ CUNNILINGUS ARSEBADGERS HITLER ARSE SHITBALLS CUNTBUCKET DELICIOUS CAKE BUTTFUCKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! ASSCRACK CHINK SHITFUCKER NEGRO FUCKING DILDO TWAT WIKIPEDIA SPICY CUNT FUCK ORGASM DAMNATION FUCKWIT JACK OFF BIG FOOT D'OH SUITCASE PENIS FROG'S FAT ASS RAGHEAD FUCK NEGRO GREASER CONAN O'BRIAN SCROTUM VAGINA CLEMEN DAMN MOCCASINS BEAVER RECTUM RAIDER KIKE WHORE ROSIE O'DONNELL GENITALIA INBRED SHITHEAD BELLEND CHINK CUNNILINGUS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FLYING RAT'S ASS TOURETTE'S IS FUN JOY ARSEBADGERS CRACKER SCROTUM SMEG TOSSER FUCKING JIGGABOO POTTYMOUTH DAMN Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! MARGARET THATCHER POTTYMOUTH PISS ARTIST FUCK YOU COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT MASTURBATION PIG MALARKY BORDER HOPPER SHITCUNTING SCUMBAG QUEEF JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DIPSHIT TENTACLE RAPE ASSBANDIT DAMN IT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR PISS OFF FAGGOT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUCK PISS LIMEY FLYING FUCK FUCKER COON EXTRA LONG PENIS FALSE BENSON FENCE JUMPER PRICK FAGGOT KAFFIR POMMIE SEX SHITE SUCK MY DICK URINE-GARGLING SUCK MY DICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SUCK MY COCK FUCKER MONKEY'S UNCLE FELLATIO NINTENDOGS PIECE OF SHIT POLAK BEAVER BELLEND ARSE DAMN FUCKSTAIN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FIST FUCK CONDOMS NAZI DOG SHIT MALARKY BLOWJOB ORGASM ASSHAT MARY WHITEHOUSE ASSFACE SHITE WIKIPEDIA ASSFACE SLOPE FRITZ FUCKING JUMP! FUCKER ANUSCAKE JACKASS SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE GIVING HEAD BASTARD RAPE INBRED DEVELOPERS! WEHATEMARIO WANK SHITSLINGING NIGGER SHITE HONKY REBECCA BLACK CLEMEN PISS PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE HELL ANAL DIABETES CUNT SMEG FUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASSFACE NEGRO FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMN BATMAN & ROBIN SHITTING DICK NIPPLES HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKSTAIN JAP WOMEN'S RIGHTS BATHING SUIT AREA DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKING A CLUSTERFUCK DICK TITS BITCH VAGINA NIGGER DAMN IT COCKSUCKER HO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DICKHEAD FUCKING JUMP! CHOAD KISSER CUNT CUNT COCKSTUFFER TITTIES DAMN JACKASS FUCKFACE BOOBIES GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS MONKEY SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER DICKHEAD PIG CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE RAT'S ASS BONER CROTCH MOTHERFUCKER CUNNILINGUS SHIT THONG TASTER CUNT SMEG JUSTIN BIEBER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ARSE FELCHMONKEY REBECCA BLACK BOOBIES SHITHEAD ARSE [EXPLETIVE] ASSFACE BOB SAGET RAT'S COCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FRIG GO HOME AND DIE SHITE INCEST FELCHING FRIG CUNT CRAPPER FUCK BONER TWAT BELLEND HELL INCEST CUM CHINK FASHION BUG BASTARD GANGBANG BASTARD NICARAGUA JACKASS HELL GOBSHITE RAT'S ASS SUCK MY DICK BULLSHIT MARGARET THATCHER HADJI BITCH NIPPLES RAT'S ASS FUCK A DUCK TITTIES BIGNOSE DICKHEAD YOU WANKER FIST FUCK TITTYWANK DAMMIT TAFFY FAGGOT FOUR-EYES JIGGABOO SHITFACE NIGGER MONKEY BALLS JAP SHITHEAD RAPE SPANK THE MONKEY OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! RAPE BULLSHIT IN SACREMENT JAP HELL GOD DAMMIT DIRTY SANCHEZ MOCCASINS HELL BLOWJOB CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK YOU SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ASSHAT TRANNY CLUSTERFUCK SHITSLINGING PEEPEE BEANER GOBSHITE NIGGER BRUSH MA TEETH FUCK CUNTBUCKET DIPSHIT FUCK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! GRAPE PENIS DICKHEAD ARSE SUCK MY DICK INCEST BULLSHIT PENISPENISPENIS!!! CUNNILINGUS FUCK FUCKER SCUMBAG TAMPON IN MY ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FASHION BUG CHAV TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKING MR WINKLER IS GAY FIREWALLS SOD OFF BONER SHITE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FENCE JUMPER DAMN FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SOD OFF KIKE COLGATE SCROTUM CUNT CUNTBUCKET PISS ARTIST TENTACLE RAPE AUTOFELLATIO GOOK SCROTUM BOOBS DAMMIT MOCKIE FOUR-EYES DIRTY SANCHEZ NIGNOG PRICK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SCROTUM JAP DICKLICK SUCK MY COCK GOD DAMN DAMN SHITSLINGING ANAL DIABETES BOOBS FUCKING JUMP! NECROPHILIA DIPSHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKSTAIN BLOWJOB FUCKING JUMP! WANKSPLAT FROG MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SUGARTITS SPANK THE MONKEY DICKLICK BULLSHIT NAZI HOSER FELCHING CUNT CROTCH FUCKHEAD FAGGOT DAMMIT FUCK FUCKER GIVING HEAD SHITSLIDE HELL I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JACKASS CHINK BLUMPKIN GOD DAMN BUGFUCK SHITFACE RAGHEAD TITS & DICKS SHIT FUCK BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! DAMN OSTRICH MY ASS WOP SHITHEAD SHAKOPEE BAD MOTHERFUCKER GRAPE PENIS FROG SUCK MY DICK BUGGER OFF EMO DAMMIT FUCKTARD SUCK MY COCK KIKE NICARAGUA FUCKBAG PISS ARTIST SCUMBAG SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DUMBASS GANGBANG BONER COLGATE ASSWIPE PIECE OF SHIT BULLSHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKHEAD DICK ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN WANKSPLAT HELL SLOPE GENITALIA SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKING POLESMOKER SHITTY DOUCHEBAG BUGFUCK CRAP CUNT PIECE OF SHIT [EXPLETIVE] ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCK NUGGET DAMN IT VAGINA FUCKBAG SEX BIGNOSE FUCKSTAIN PORCH MONKEY TWO-INCH PENIS DOUCHE SUITCASE PENIS RAPE BITCH BALL SACK FRAK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink EAT MY SHIT! GOD DAMN SHIT SOD BOB SAGET SON OF A BITCH FUCKSTAIN SHIT FUCKING ASSHOLE TWO-INCH PENIS DUMBASS DICKHEAD ANAL FUCKER WIGGER BITCH FUCK FELCHING SHITHEAD MOCCASINS ASSWIPE CRAPPY FUCKFACE FUCK YOU BOOBS FELCHING JACKASS FAGGOT WILLY WONKA YOU WANKER NIGGER DICKHEAD SHITE DICKFACE AAAAAAAAA! RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD ASS ASSRAPING FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK HORSE PENIS I WILL KILL YOU! PISS UP MY ARSE HADJI CAMEL JOCKEY NICARAGUA BIRD SHIT PEARL NECKLACE CUNTING ASSCRACK BATHING SUIT AREA PEARL NECKLACE ASSWIPE FUCKER TENTACLE RAPE SHITBALLS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES WANK WARNER MUSIC GROUP GENITALIA ANUSCAKE NIGGER DICKLICK FRIG INCEST MALARKY SON OF A BITCH JACKASS SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER HYPERINFLATION DICK CHICKEN CUNT BASTARD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCKWIT PENIS SON OF A BITCH FUCK NICARAGUA CUNTRAG PIECE OF SHIT BITCH DIPSHIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MAMA MIA and with the GENITALIA and his DAMN of girraffes in which BENSON SUCKS while reading about INBRED!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See MOCKIE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DONKEY PUNCHER