User:Squiggle/Awards

Hall of Shame Fame

THE BEST ONES

While all of my awards are my adorable little baby-muffins who I will love forever, these are the ones that hold a special place in my heart: Squeezed in right between my left ventricle and my septum.

	Writer of the Month November 2006

Poet Lowrate

This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise, which they won for their article: UnBooks:The Tale of Captain Petey Widdershanks Blunderbub Shaleweather Monkeyturtle Johansen III, Buccaneer Extraordinaire

	UnBooks Author of the Month June 2007

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Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia

This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

Grand Cross of the Order

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Shade has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. Braydie has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. e|m|c has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

User-Made Awards

“more amazing than cream cheese.”

~ User:Zombiebaron on User:Squiggle

--Smiddle

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The Artist as a Young Psychopath Many thanks for voting for me as Writerie of ThE Ear. These things mean a lot to me. Indeed, I recall the words of my old dad, who said: Son, writing is just like shooting. You aim, you shoot, you watch the rodent explode and then you wander home with a strange feeling of regret. And you know what? ... He was totally wrong.

Plate of cornbread!!! Sir Cornbread has done awarded you a whole plate of cornbread fo shizzle! You should feel really special. Now, go get some pork chops and fried chicken, and have yo' self a nice home cooked meal. --Sir Cornbread

THANK YOU Thank you for supporting my image on the VFP In Soviet Russia, Image supports YOU!!'' You Are A True Comrade ~Premier Tom Mayfair

Tooltroll likes me so much, he gave me a shiny brass anvil!

Hey, congratulations!!! For voting in favor of Uncyclopedia for Dummies at VFH, DiZ has awarded you by killing a martyr in your name! Don't feel guilty, he didn't pay his taxes anyways. -- DiZ the Great

Unlike this template, you're awesome. Keep up the good work. - ENeGMA

Braydie has awarded you some ice cream! For nominating HowTo:Make a Band and voting for it.

Stan Lather says: "If a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a handgun."

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Braydie thanks you for supporting him to become admin. I would have done this sooner, but admins are supposed to be lazy. There is no personalised message either.

                                     ; --So So

Atomic Disturbance has awarded this person a RANDOM SUBATOMIC PARTICLE. Mainly because he gets them for free.

	El Zoof has awarded you a special 3D holographic edition of the List of one letter words starting with A!
	For voting on List of one letter words starting with A. If you hadn't guessed.
	Soon: List of one letter words starting with A II: The Sequel - List of one letter words starting with I

Thanks for Votes

THIS USER VOTES WISELY They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them. Potatochopper of the Month -- Thanks for your vote for PotM. I would have made a pic to commemorate the occasion, but I wasn't expecting to win, so you get this crappy template instead. Hurrah!

THIS USER VOTES WISELY They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them. WotM -- ENeGMA

THIS USER VOTES WISELY They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them. Braille -- Bradaphraser

Article Awards

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Image Awards

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