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My User:*/*.JS hack failed. Sry. I have an alternative, though ;D Pity I have to break formatting right now.

Enlarge Your GIANT PENIS DRILL Today With Enlargerex Peni... heh, this hasn't been hijacked (yet). So, ignoring one edit a bit under 2 years ago, I haven't made an edit in nearly 3 years. Wow. Now here's hoping this Unbelievably Crap Wireless stays consistant and I'll be able to submit this edit. --thematrixeætsyou, the kickass foo (talk) (flames) 07:58, June 5, 2012 (UTC)

Javascript stuff[edit]

I'm messing around with some JavaScripts.

  • If you want some fun hacks that you can punch into your address bar, you'll want these fun scripts.
  • If you want some more useful stuff, try GreaseScript, and follow the instructions. I haven't got much so far, but it's got some really handy stuff.
  • If you, <insert name here>, hate {{USERNAME}} template abuse, here's a CSS hack, which isn't exactly JavaScript, and it isn't that evil DVD protection either:
  1. Go to your uncyclopedia.css file.
  2. Add this line to it: #insertusername { background: #ffc000; }
  3. Save.

Voila, you can now tell the difference between people who don't like you and emos.

Some stuff I got on my talk page[edit]

  • 5 welcome notes, including 1 UnNews one and 3 "Welcome to Uncyclopedia!" ones
  • 3 4 UnNews ninjastars (and zim is now my friend :D)
  • 2 "thanks for voting" notes
  • 3 "merry christmas" notes
  • 1 UnTunes ninjastar, though I think that was placed on my old userpage.


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ED.CX This user believes that Encyclopedia Dramatica is best viewed with Lynx.


I use FreeBSD now.

Vandals, I'm watching you.[edit]

[ben@roflcopter ~/mp3]$ whois
Sprint SPRINT-W2 (NET-207-12-0-0-1)
Sprint Midatlantic Telecom SPRINT-CF0EE0-1 (NET-207-14-224-0-1)
Entersoft ENTERSOFT-COM-BLK1 (NET-207-14-233-0-1)

# ARIN WHOIS database, last updated 2009-06-10 20:00
# Enter ? for additional hints on searching ARIN's WHOIS database.
[ben@roflcopter ~/mp3]$ mplayer Take\ the\ 5th\!.mp3 
MPlayer 1.0rc2-4.2.1 (C) 2000-2007 MPlayer Team
CPU: AMD Athlon(tm) XP 1900+ (Family: 6, Model: 10, Stepping: 0)
CPUflags:  MMX: 1 MMX2: 1 3DNow: 1 3DNow2: 1 SSE: 1 SSE2: 0
Compiled with runtime CPU detection.

Playing Take the 5th!.mp3.
Audio file file format detected.
Opening audio decoder: [mp3lib] MPEG layer-2, layer-3
AUDIO: 44100 Hz, 2 ch, s16le, 160.0 kbit/11.34% (ratio: 20000->176400)
Selected audio codec: [mp3] afm: mp3lib (mp3lib MPEG layer-2, layer-3)
AO: [oss] 44100Hz 2ch s16le (2 bytes per sample)
Video: no video

A:  12.2 (12.1) of 170.0 (02:50.0)  1.1%