USERNAME template abuse
{{USERNAME}} template abuse is what happens when <insert name here> places {{USERNAME}} templates all over an article. It generally happens when <insert name here> writes stupid articles, and then <insert name here> puts lots of {{USERNAME}} templates on the articles. <insert name here> is such a git. I hate that freak <insert name here>. And there are soo many different versions of <insert name here>.
<insert name here>'s history[edit | edit source]
<insert name here> was born in a hospital, but with a very serious condition: loneliness. Doctors attempted an experiment on <insert name here> to see if their new technology would work; if so, then <insert name here> would have some company. Therefore, they used their new technology to make many clones of <insert name here>, a successful operation. However, several years later, <insert name here> had to visit a doctor, which turned out to be Dr. <insert name here>. Dr. <insert name here> decided that <insert name here> would have to be transferred to a hospital on a train owned by a company called "<insert name here> transport incorporated," a company formed by <insert name here>12. The condition is not known; many experts suggest that <insert name here> was just looking for attention and faked influenza, according to <insert name here>52.
Why ban <insert name here>?[edit | edit source]
- Wanting sex with an Admin
- Wanting creepy sex with an Admin
- Vandalism
- Pathetic writing quality
- Stupid userpage
- Writing that Straights are worse than Gays
- Writing that Gays are worse than Straights
- Writing that Jews are worse than Christians
- Deleting stuff that makes fun of God and Jesus
- Writing that Uncyclopedia is worse than Conservapedia
- Calling Atheists wrong... on any subject
- Stupid lists
- Contributing to this page
- Using {{USERNAME}} in a bad way
- Going to ED, even going so far as to create an account called <insert name here>
- Picking a name like <insert name here>