User talk:Thematrixeatsyou

Anyone who greets me gets pie. --Thematrixeatsyou 23:33, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!  -- The Colonel (talk) 08:19, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

What we are welcoming people now? Thats a great idea. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

It is such a good idea that we should do it again!

Welcome!

Hello, Thematrixeatsyou, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome! 

-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 08:29, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Skip School

Wow... Thanks for voting for my article on VFH. Finally, my lack of volunteer work, failure to socialize outside of the interweb, and ugliness have paid off. Again, thanks!

Oh, and just for the pie...

Welcome!

Hello, Thematrixeatsyou, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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-- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:32, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews

Welcome to UnNews, and thank you for contributing some crap. For a very quick introduction to the ins and outs, please take 30 seconds to read Help:How to write an UnNews article. Please note that proper formatting of an articles title has only the first word (after UnNews:) and proper nouns capitalized. The second offense of this cardinal rule gets your ass banned. Heh, just kidding... maybe.

Also, a perusal of HowTo:Tune up an UnNews article may help you sink to the average level of mediocrity rise to fame, fortune, and celebrity in the realm of UnNews. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 21:41, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, with regard to the article UnNews:Unews posts Lousy Article, I reserve the right to use the word "cunty", whether it's funny or not. Cunty cunty cunty!

Thanks for the pie! I was so hungry! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 21:54, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

Hip Hop sucks

My kids may not approve of your treatment of hip-hop, but my wife and I applaud your efforts. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:17, 8 October 2006 (UTC)

Done

I protected UnNews:Hip-hop loses classification as music from random sphincter heads. Sorry I was so slow to do it, being new at adminship, it hadn't occured to me. no excuses!!! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 12:44, 9 October 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the lemon pie, dude. As an added measure, I rubbed the Hip Hip article in their faces by putting it up as lead story, then featured story. Did I mention I loved the audio? I'm thinking of doing a Hop (so dreadful, it won't even be Hip Hop, just Hop) audio of my own? I don't mind that others like that crap (like my kids, for instance), but I hate most of it. Thanks for brining the page size of my talk page to my attention, cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 11:48, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

Monotony can cure insomnia

Congratulations on your first audio! You officially rock! One thing, though... could you please make your audio files in mp3 format? It's our normal currency here at UnNews.

Could you clarify what you mean by, "Zim.ulator, I would advise speeding up your talking in audio articles a bit"? I'm not sure how you mean this. Thanks for your submission Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 11:59, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

I find it interesting that you think I speak slowly. My wife and I are of the idea that we New Englanders are accused by most other states residents of speaking too quickly. I wonder if it's a cultural thing, or Kiwis are all meth heads, or what, but still, it's interesting. Seriously, I do appreciate and consider all constructive criticism, so thanks for your telling me what you think.

I don't use Audacity, except for a brief interlude of assimilation, but rather I have Cakewalk Sonar. It's a pretty nifty piece of software, and has way more cool features than Audacity. I'll leave my stuff be for the moment, but I'm always thinking about what I'll do next. Also, I do these things in a single take, 98% of the time, so speaking quickly might make me screw up more. More is bad. Sometimes.

Also, we appreciate your doing the mp3 thingy, it makes us happy. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 19:53, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

Just FYI

I nominated you for NOTM. You're doing a great job so far, keep it up! -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 23:35, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

xMAS

zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me! the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 01:13, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

UnTunes

I took the liberty of adding one of my favorite tunes, Hip-hop sucks, to UnTunes:Hip Hop Sucks. You may want to fix the page up a bit, or delete it if it brings shame upon your family Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 01:28, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

What he ↑ said. Also, go to UnTunes:Artists, give us a short paragraph, and receive your complimentary userbox.  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 10:59, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Todd boxed you.  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 12:15, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch 10:56, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

UN:AUDIO

IN SPACE UNCYCLOPEDIA NO ONE EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM We are proud to announce the dawn of a new project, for all you audio lovers . Uncyclopedia:Zim ulator's Corner, the place for everyone to scream Now, go MAKE SOME NOISE!!

Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 10:15, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Zen zim smiling lightly

Thanks for going through the trouble of making me my own template for RIP. I rather enjoyed the irony of using my own name, effectively telling myself to piss off... but this is cooler, and it exudes power and froth, thanks...you rock! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:01, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Hello

Hello Thematrixeatsyou. NOW WHERE'S MY PIE! I just wanna say Dragoliz deems your UnNews articles cool. And there is a Kiwi User template

This user is a Kiwi …and will someday earn the respect of the Aussies stole from them!

if you didn't already know.

Dragoliz 07:27, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Like what Kind of changes?

Thanks for the crit on Combine in Da Hood, but what words would I need to change? --Emmzee 14:15, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Nevermind, I got a friend to do it. --Emmzee 15:25, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Maddox doesn't update; the end is nigh!

Apparently you've put in much more effort into your audio than I do mine, so you rock... here, have one of these Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:25, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

IRC

Hey, I managed to
log all that haiku business
it can be found here. --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 12:36, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

you win the spaz award \o/

The Spaz Award Spaz spazzes out and hands Thematrixeatsyou this award ^_^ ! Awarded for vandalizing spaz's user page :p

that cuntymints ad

I'm thinking of redoing the voiceover...whatchoo say about 'dat? --» >UF|TLK|▋» 04:44, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

I need your help

Contact me for more information. I like your work and think you could do something for me. There might even be respect in it for you. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.08.18.04:20

Got a good way/time to talk about it with you? » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.08.21.04:45

Sorry I wasn't about when you popped on IRC. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.08.23.17:12

<<insert random title here>>

I've properly credited you with the creation of the template:

Welcome to the pantheon of UnNews audio gods! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 05:36, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Mmm, pie! Oh, and thanks...

Ta muchly! Under User would like to present you with a chandelier by way of thanks for voting for his hat-trick highlight article, HowTo:Fuck Off. It isn't tasteful or stylish, is in no way understated (unless you happen to live in a palace) and so forth, but it has a long chain, sturdy hand holds, and swings well, and will be an invaluable aid to fucking off stylishly in future. Place it carefully!

You have been thanked, and now (with weary predictability) I must fuck off! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 23:03, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch 13:25, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Nice to have you back!

(:

~ Mordillo where is my JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS? 22:14, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Zooks!

I thoroughly enjoyed File:20080101-world-celebrates-some-sort-of-event.mp3, including the "music". Try backing a bit from the mic to avoid those overpowering your input. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:00, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

Re: Zooks!

I'll take note of that. Unfortunately, my mic is a little crappy and it's hard to get sound coming in. But hey, fortunately Audacity has an envelope tool. --thematrixeætsyou, the master (talk) (flames) 22:17, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

No worries. I like to puff out my chest and display my coolness from time to time... don't pay any attention to me when I'm late for my medications. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:38, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

EPIC FAIL!

	All Praise and Glory Be Yours!
	You have been emphatically thanked for voting for EPIC FAIL! on VFH.
	Due to the nature of the article, your thanks
	template has been stolen from the template
	that tells people a user has been infinibanned.
	EPIC FAIL!

_^(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote!

Help Section

I think I've got a system. Anytime I've got a question, I'll ask you here. Is that alright with you? --Fist of Judgement 22:20, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

I r iz a n00b lol. xP Just kidding.

How do you put an article up for a second Pee Review? --Fist of Judgement 21:54, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

Umm, this isn't help, but, could you check out my article What They Forget To Tell You... and give your expert opinion on it? Just kidding about the expert thing btw. --Fist of Judgement 01:09, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

Welcome!

Hello, Thematrixeatsyou, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

• Beginner's Guide
• Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
• How to be funny and not just stupid

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At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Thematrixeatsyou/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join. Again, welcome!  --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 22:50, 16 June 2008 (UTC)

Oh yeah, this is the reason I came to your talk page in this first place:

--Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:12, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

From Romartus

Thanks for the audio on my Sarkozy story. I wish I had made a lot smoother as you know writing for publication and writing for audio are not the same thing. Interesting all the same ! I see you didn't try to do a fake French accent on the speeches. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 15:16, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

In case you're still alive...

Please come back to Uncyclopedia soon or we are coming after you for child support. --EMC ^[TALK] 17:09 Jun 7 2014