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- hey all, did you know
- that I am quite a writer?
- with haiku poems?
- I mean, look at this
- it's too long for QDB
- but hilarious --officer designate
Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 12:32, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
#uncyclopedia [07:54] <GreaseMonkey> ROTFL [07:54] <GreaseMonkey> WTFLMAO [07:54] <GreaseMonkey> H4X0R [07:54] <GreaseMonkey> a haiku [07:54] * keitei hiccups [07:55] <Lugiatm> it's 8 [07:55] <Lugiatm> W=2 [07:55] <Lugiatm> 3, even [07:56] <Lugiatm> so 9 [07:56] <Lugiatm> you should just face it [07:56] <Lugiatm> you are no good at writing [07:56] <Lugiatm> refridgerator [07:56] * Lugiatm does the haiku dance [07:57] <GreaseMonkey> WTFLMAO is 7 characters [07:57] <Lugiatm> yeah but it's 5-7-5 syllables [07:57] <GreaseMonkey> in japanese a char is a symbol [07:57] <Lugiatm> not characters [07:57] <GreaseMonkey> *syllable [07:58] <Lugiatm> maybe, but not in english [07:59] <Lugiatm> wow, #haiku is a channel
#haiku [07:58] * Now talking in #haiku [07:58] * Topic is 'Haiku Tech Talk video http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=236331448076587879 - photos http://haiku-os.org/index.php?q=gallery&g2_itemId=1288 | http://haiku-os.org | IRC logs: http://echelog.matzon.dk/?haiku | http://cia.navi.cx/stats/project/OpenBeOS | http://svn.berlios.de/viewcvs/haiku/' [07:58] * Set by ChanServ on Tue Mar 06 20:25:26 [07:59] * Joins: GreaseMonkey (n=thematri@222-152-181-5.jetstream.xtra.co.nz) [07:59] <Lugiatm> hello everyone [07:59] <Lugiatm> I am quite pleased to be here [07:59] <Lugiatm> how are you doing? [07:59] <GreaseMonkey> is this about some [07:59] <GreaseMonkey> operating system called [08:00] <GreaseMonkey> haiku-os or what?
#uncyclopedia [08:01] <Mitch_1_2> Haiku? A channel? [08:01] <Mitch_1_2> I have not seen that before. [08:01] <Mitch_1_2> I don't think I will.
#haiku [08:01] <Lugiatm> I am quite confused [08:01] <Lugiatm> is this channel not for these [08:01] <Lugiatm> these haiku poems? [08:01] * Joins: Spang (n=Spang@anchorlee.demon.co.uk) [08:02] <GreaseMonkey> the japanese feel [08:02] <GreaseMonkey> sad because this channel is [08:02] <GreaseMonkey> just not poetic [08:02] <Lugiatm> hello spang my friend [08:02] <Lugiatm> welcome to #haiku channel [08:02] <Lugiatm> make yourself at home [08:03] <GreaseMonkey> i am trying to [08:03] <GreaseMonkey> understand why there is a [08:03] <GreaseMonkey> lack of poetry [08:03] <Spang> Hi there #haiku chan [08:03] <Spang> lovely room you have got here [08:03] <Spang> I think I might stay
#uncyclopedia [08:03] <contestant> wow, it's 4AM [08:03] <contestant> damn you daylight savings time [08:03] <contestant> g'night everyone [08:03] * Quits: contestant (n=Segekihe@c-24-63-110-161.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) ("See, now you've gone and blown it up again. Aren't you proud?")
#haiku [08:04] <Lugiatm> there are lots of you [08:04] <Lugiatm> yet nobody is talking [08:04] <Lugiatm> what a shame that is [08:04] * Joins: Lelldorin1 (i=lelldori@p548E5B97.dip.t-dialin.net) [08:04] <GreaseMonkey> welcome to #haiku [08:04] <GreaseMonkey> we like you lelldorin1 [08:04] <GreaseMonkey> so welcome in here [08:04] <Lelldorin1> hello all [08:05] <Spang> Look, a visitor! [08:05] <Spang> I wonder what he will write [08:05] <Spang> Poetry, I hope [08:06] <GreaseMonkey> What a friendly chan: [08:06] <GreaseMonkey> Your silence is very nice, [08:06] <GreaseMonkey> End of sarcasm. [08:07] <Lugiatm> perhaps what we need [08:07] <Lugiatm> is a point of discussion [08:07] <Lugiatm> who likes playstation? [08:08] <cps1966> cant get one here
#zetaboards [08:07] <Lugiatm> is haiku a distribution of linux? [08:08] <Ritz-> were? [08:08] <Lugiatm> because I'm in #haiku right now and only like 3 people are talking in 5-7-5 [08:08] <Ritz-> boy thats a big channel [08:08] <Ritz-> *resists temptation to advertise* [08:08] * Quits: DanT (n=chatzill@CPE-72-131-94-28.wi.res.rr.com) ("Chatzilla 0.9.77 [Firefox 2.0.0.2/2007021917]") [08:09] <Lugiatm> heh [08:10] <Lugiatm> do you want to talk? [08:10] <Lugiatm> well use zetaboards forums [08:10] <Lugiatm> they are really great! [08:10] <Ritz-> ? [08:10] <Lugiatm> it's a haiku advertisement
#haiku [08:08] * Joins: Ritz- (n=emia@80-42-121-155.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com) [08:08] <Spang> I like playstation. [08:08] <Spang> I have many games for it. [08:08] <Spang> No haiku games though :( [08:09] <GreaseMonkey> Playstation is bad; [08:09] <GreaseMonkey> It is made by the Sony, [08:09] <GreaseMonkey> They are so evil. [08:09] <Lelldorin1> Spang: create a emulator ;-) [08:09] <Lugiatm> many greetings ritz [08:09] <Lugiatm> what are you up to today [08:09] <Lugiatm> having fun I hope [08:09] <GreaseMonkey> Lelldorin1, right, [08:09] <GreaseMonkey> We are going to teach you [08:09] <GreaseMonkey> A little haiku. [08:10] * Parts: Ritz- (n=emia@80-42-121-155.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com) [08:10] <GreaseMonkey> It is quite simple, [08:10] <GreaseMonkey> Five syllables, then seven, [08:10] <GreaseMonkey> then five more, like this. [08:10] <Spang> Hey, good idea! [08:10] <Spang> I will create my own game! [08:10] <Spang> What fun it'll be [08:11] <GreaseMonkey> Spang: I have advice - [08:11] <GreaseMonkey> Use Allegro, it's easy [08:11] <GreaseMonkey> If you can program. [08:11] <Lugiatm> we will all rejoyce [08:11] <Lugiatm> and touch fists and drain our wine [08:11] <Lugiatm> it will be awesome [08:11] <Spang> Really our haikus [08:11] <Spang> Are tributes to Sophia [08:11] <Spang> Blessed may she be. [08:12] <Lelldorin1> i remember there was a emulator at beos right? [08:12] <GreaseMonkey> W W W, then dot, [08:12] <GreaseMonkey> Allegro dot C C, [08:12] <GreaseMonkey> Or join #allegro. [08:12] <Lelldorin1> only at the beginning [08:13] <Lugiatm> indeed they are, and [08:13] <Lugiatm> flying spaghetti monster [08:13] <Lugiatm> we can't forget him [08:13] * Joins: Mentifisto (i=Loki@miranda/user/mentifisto) [08:13] <GreaseMonkey> Lelldorin, what the--? [08:13] <GreaseMonkey> You're breaking the atmosphere! [08:13] <GreaseMonkey> Please stop doing that. [08:14] <Lelldorin1> http://www.bebits.com/app/1764 [08:14] <Spang> Ah, the FSM. [08:14] <Spang> His noodly appendage [08:14] <Spang> Did touch me quite deep [08:14] * Joins: GreaseBot (n=GreaseBo@222-152-181-5.jetstream.xtra.co.nz) [08:14] <Lugiatm> we speak in haiku [08:14] <Lugiatm> not using one line of text [08:14] <Lugiatm> yo, get with it girl [08:14] * Parts: Mentifisto (i=Loki@miranda/user/mentifisto) [08:15] <BePhantom> this channel is not about poetry, go to http://haiku-os.org [08:15] <BePhantom> :-) [08:15] <GreaseBot> I will only log. [08:15] <GreaseBot> It is quite nice to watch this; [08:15] <GreaseBot> It's better than sex. [08:15] <Lugiatm> wait... does spang even [08:15] <Lugiatm> use linux as an os [08:15] <Lugiatm> I am not too sure [08:16] <GreaseMonkey> Another Linux OS? [08:16] <GreaseMonkey> Or it's something different? [08:16] <GreaseMonkey> I will find out now. [08:17] <BePhantom> not another linux ;-) [08:18] <GreaseMonkey> It looks pretty nice, [08:18] <GreaseMonkey> Knowing it is not Windows. [08:18] <GreaseMonkey> I encourage you. [08:18] <BePhantom> no another OS ;-) [08:18] <BePhantom> not* [08:19] <Lugiatm> but sources are open [08:19] <Lugiatm> and it looks rather basic [08:19] <Lugiatm> just to let you know [08:20] <GreaseMonkey> But how can it be, [08:20] <GreaseMonkey> It will be a BeOS clone, [08:20] <GreaseMonkey> With its own BB. [08:20] <Lugiatm> it looks linux-y [08:20] <Lugiatm> what exactly has changed [08:20] <Lugiatm> from linux OS? [08:21] <Lelldorin1> linux?
#uncyclopedia [08:22] <Lugiatm> so, how much longer [08:22] <Lugiatm> do you think we can keep up [08:22] <Lugiatm> in the #haiku chan? [08:22] <Lugiatm> indeed, my fingers [08:22] <Lugiatm> are hurting me from counting [08:22] <Lugiatm> many syllables
#haiku [08:22] <BePhantom> are you guys stoned? [08:22] <GreaseMonkey> Why, a fool indeed! [08:22] <GreaseMonkey> You will feel the wrath of Tux, [08:22] <GreaseMonkey> With his great belly. [08:23] <GreaseMonkey> Please, look up "Haiku", [08:23] <GreaseMonkey> Under wikipedia, [08:23] <GreaseMonkey> Do you get my drift? [08:23] <Lugiatm> "HA!" he will bellow [08:23] <Lugiatm> as he crushes you under [08:23] <Lugiatm> his mighty flipper [08:23] * Joins: PulkoMandy (n=pulkoman@ABayonne-151-1-102-230.w90-11.abo.wanadoo.fr) [08:23] <GreaseMonkey> We do not get stoned, [08:23] <GreaseMonkey> We know our limits, and that's [08:23] <GreaseMonkey> Only three a day. [08:25] <Lugiatm> yes, of course we do [08:25] <Lugiatm> do you not watch the adverts? [08:25] <Lugiatm> alcohol - know limits [08:25] <Lugiatm> even though we are [08:25] <Lugiatm> talking about drugs right now [08:25] <Lugiatm> but drug haikus = hard [08:25] <GreaseMonkey> Our only real drug [08:25] <GreaseMonkey> Is Uncyclopedia, [08:25] <GreaseMonkey> and maybe kittens. [08:26] <Lugiatm> I am high on life [08:26] <Lugiatm> and maybe a little speed [08:26] <Lugiatm> but not really though [08:27] <GreaseMonkey> Drugs have such long names, [08:27] <GreaseMonkey> some are seven syllables, [08:27] <GreaseMonkey> or exceeding that. [08:28] <Lugiatm> like metamorphine [08:28] <Lugiatm> that is a quite long drug name [08:28] <Lugiatm> it may be fiction
#uncyclopedia [08:28] <GreaseMonkey> We can do some more, [08:28] <GreaseMonkey> Until it is my bedtime, [08:28] <GreaseMonkey> Then it's off to BASH. [08:29] <GreaseMonkey> To all our only friends, [08:29] <GreaseMonkey> If you can write some haiku, [08:29] <GreaseMonkey> then listen to me. [08:29] <Lugiatm> but they will never [08:29] <Lugiatm> take such a long quote [08:29] <Lugiatm> do we cut it down? [08:29] <Lugiatm> perhaps we should [08:29] <Lugiatm> include only the best ones [08:29] <Lugiatm> like the flipper one [08:30] <GreaseMonkey> Ooh, sorry, nighty, [08:30] <GreaseMonkey> I have to go to sleep now, [08:30] <GreaseMonkey> Goodnight everyone. [08:31] <Lugiatm> well goodnight monkey [08:31] <Lugiatm> I hope you have a nice sleep [08:31] <Lugiatm> see you tomorrow [08:31] * Quits: GreaseMonkey (n=thematri@222-152-181-5.jetstream.xtra.co.nz)