User talk:Tooltroll

The desk of Sir Tooltrool, Esq. CUN

You have tattooed appendages (diff to penultimate humiliation).

COMPLIANT DEPARTMENT

Please bitch at the bottom or die!

• ARCHIVES:

1. 18 April 2006 - 8 November 2006
2. 10 November 2006 - 19 December 2006

Politicians in lacy underthings

Heh. Cool! Hope you like the next one as much!  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 13:22, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

How could I have forgotten you?

You, the genius behind the Uncyc song! Jesus, what was I thinking?!? That song is almost as dangerous as the joke that won World War 2. Anyway, smoke 'em if ya got 'em.

by the way, I have a tune I started writing years ago, but never got past the first refrain tentatively entitled "The Butty Mon Song". I had to break down my "studio" last April when we had flooding, and I haven't been able to set up again. UnTunes may give me the push I need to get my stuff together. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 13:35, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me! the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

Braydie was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

--—Braydie 23:36, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Hi there

I'm sorry that things got out of control and ended with me getting banned.

Really, I didn't want it to happen this way, but that's just how it ended up.

Call me crazy, but maybe it was all for the best.

HRODULF 17:14, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

Dude, I really liked having you around. . . but, no offense intended, you've gotta ease up and take the bad with the good, and not get so involved in the drama. I'd love to see you back here; I'm sure if you were to lay low a bit, then IRC for a pardon, the ban would be lifted. I could be wrong, just something to think about. In any event, happy Hannukah, and keep in touch!  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 12:38, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

Hi ToolTroll! You were one of the few people I liked around here. I'm afraid I no longer want to be associated with uncyclopedia. I have a new mini wiki that I'm working on which has a much better concept anyway, and it's all because I had the confidence not to worship Famine. He doesn't deserve it and that's why I got banned, you know, thoughtcrime against Big Brother. Anyway, if you want to check my mini wiki out, use mIRC, connect to irc.freenode.net, join #wikia, and I'll show you my new project. Don't worry about uncyclopedia. Any website that's so poorly run isn't worth my time. Perhaps you'll agree with me. Perhaps not. That's ok. Unlike Famine, I respect other people enough to give them the right to disagree with me and to make up their own minds.

Don't know if I'll be able to talk to you again, ToolTroll, since every time I post they ban the ip address, so thanks for the kind words, but I'm creating a better place than uncyclopedia, so don't worry about me. I'm doing just fine and I don't need this place anymore. I've outgrown it. HRODULF 20:11, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

your god sayeth thank ye!

your god will bless you for your kindess!

seriously,what do you think about my userpage? Nousername 18:42, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Friendly warning: Unistyle is an example of how not to behave. Just have a look at his userpage, talk page, and Flammable's Office. Your userpage is nowhere near as bad as his, but just don't go over the top with it. -- Mitch 05:12, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

Ummm, yeah, what Mitch said. See also Forum:A_Frank_Discussion_on_the_Use_of_Nudity, the basic upshot of which is: "Uncyc is for funny, not for web-hosting." While most of us have no problem with girlie pix, per se, half the net is porn already, and we don't want to waste space storing it here. I know you just used pix that were already here (which is a good thing, since you didn't waste space uploading more pix), but don't count on them being here forever: If it ain't funny, it'll get huffed sooner than later.

And those chicks are all too anorexic for my taste. ;D   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 07:48, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

Yes don't following my example will only lead to being blocked or even worse...ass raped Unistyle 00:26, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks and CHRISTMAS!!!!

Thanks for your card, I shall treasure it all week always. In return, I give you the pinnacle of Internetial Achievement, the crown of the Interweb, what the Internet was invented for.... a tacky animated gif.

Best wishes -- sannse (talk) 19:55, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

UnTunes

What software should I use to record stuff? Also, any really cheap microphone I should use? (The question is also here: UnTunes talk:Support) -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 18:59, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

Take a peek at UnTunes:Support/0  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 05:06, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male

Thanks for your vote!

Berogen has awarded you the Neat Order of the Closet for voting For HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male Wear It With Pride!TM You big homo.

Still here!!!

Hey whats up? I'm still here, it's just my laptop who won't cooperate. School will finish in two weeks, and Sir Imoeng CUN TUN RUN PUN ZOON COEN MOON shall return. Cheers - It's gneomI 23:41, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

UN:AUDIO

IN SPACE UNCYCLOPEDIA NO ONE EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM We are proud to announce the dawn of a new project, for all you audio lovers . Uncyclopedia:Zim ulator's Corner, the place for everyone to scream Now, go MAKE SOME NOISE!!

Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 10:16, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

You should probably know (if you don't already)

that the official Hall of Shame logo vote is in progress, and, well, you're probably gonna lose to the first one on the list. But hey, no reason to give up! (Or at least, not to vote for your own.) That was a bodacious try, as Ludwig would say. — Lenoxus 00:00, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Karaoke?

My muse dropped by for a visit at 4:30 this morning with a song. A song with lyrics. Painful lyrics. Which match the song. A song based on a painful pun. The problem is I need an MP3 (or maybe MIDI) for "I will survive". Yes, bad. I know. I scoured the interweb, but all the sites I hit either wouldn't let me download or they wanted me to sign up (I'm not giving them my email address for one crappy song). Do you have access to things of this nature? --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:42, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

Hmm. I hit "send", then figured it out...I have speakers, and a mic. It sounds crappy, but I figure that will make me sound good. By comparison.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:14, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

I am afraid. . . Very afraid. In my browser window, I'll be able to hear you scream. I imagine if you found a midi, it sounds pretty artificial. Pretty hard to get the whacka-whacka-whacka of a flanged guitar to come out of a synth. (It can be convincingly faked with a little effort, though.) If you need an ear or info, consider me the ministry of silly questions.

  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 06:18, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

It all hinges on whether my <<name censored for your protection>> impression is the right kind of awful. Or, to put it another way. Be afraid. Awful idea, awful text, awful audio. The triple threat of UnTunes. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:30, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

Wha-happum?

Where'd you go? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:32, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

Appy polly lodges! Work and other things have severely limited my time, but I still check my TP from time to time. . .  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 08:02, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

And that sounds like an exceptable excuse to you? "Work"? "Other things"? *Pbbt*! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:58, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

Duuuuuuuuude

Can I have the midi file for the Major General's Song you used for The Uncyclopedian's Song? Me and TheLedBalloon want to use it for recording the crazy fundamentalist song thing. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 20:03, Jun 24

I shall exhume it from the depths of my hard drive and post it, somehow, somewhere, soonish.   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 22:47, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

Sweet! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:45, Jun 27

File:Pp13.mid is the midi I started with. I've dug it up and posted the raw original version so you can edit the hell out of it, if you like. Damned if I know where the edited version went, anyway. . .   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 20:29, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

Thanks a ton man! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 18:49, Jul 4

Help?

Any idea where I can find a copy of the Dead Milkmen's Punk Rock Girl as karaoke? Amazon.com has it, but get this...they want me to pay for it. I know! I was as shocked at the time as you are right now, hearing me relate the story about how I was shocked that Amazon.com wants me to pay for such things. Also, I'm having deja vu for reasons that escape me. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:23, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

Pay for it?!? Shocked, I am. . . Shocked!!

Short answer, no. But I'll see if I can dig something up. And I'm getting this strange feeling of vuja de. . . you know, that feeling that somehow, this will all happen again. . .   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 16:48, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

I can't see there being much of a market for Dead Milkmen karaoke. I should've kept the links from whereveritwas that I got the last thing-a-mabob. You know, with the doohickey.

I just realized why I'm back here. My brain says "Hey, Tooltroll is a music guy. Musicians all hang around together (every last one of them!). Erg: Tooltroll will know." How's that for mildly disconcerting logic? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:55, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

Why, you bigoted bastard! I'm just a stereotype to you? Just for that, me and Geddy and Sting and Alice and Ted and Bob and Tom and Dick and 'Arry and Geezer and Bruce and Bruce and Bruce and Bruce and the other Bruce are coming over and playing a gig for tolerance on your roof. And we're bringing the others, so you'd better stock up on coke, hookers, grass, booze and pizza. Mick and Keith are coming, too, so you might want to pick up some anthrax or ebola for them. Oh, and Mikey can't make it, so don't bother with the little boys. And Bruce wants to know where to park his 757; can your mom move her car?   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 18:57, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

Exactly. All us secret agents know each other, why wouldn't you guys? I've said too much. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:25, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for reminding me. You wanna invite your crowd? Jim Bond owes me some money and he's been avoiding me. Last time I sell him a doomsday device. . .   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 22:30, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

I didn't mean the good secret agents. My group fills in when Bond is sick or on vacation, mostly. Y'know when the bad guys win? We were the agents on duty then. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:18, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, right. Look, you don't have to cover for him. Just tell him I want my $2.49 or I lob a MIRV at his house, OK? It's the principle of the thing.   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 23:31, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

I'm not covering for him. I'm really quite incompetent at the whole "spy" thing. My tux is a rental and my supercar is a 1983 Tercel. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:47, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

I've got a '95 ford wagon with plenty of room for missile launchers, miniguns, oil-slick spreader and smoke-screen generator. Don't wanna trade for a tercel, though. Ewwwww!   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 00:21, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

Request for UnTunes

First of all, can you record UnTunes:Do They Know It's Kwanzaa? Don't just stand there, just record my song god damn it! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill | 04:12, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

It's not really current anymore, is it? The whole hurricane/flood thing was a couple of years ago. That's the problem with current events. . . after a while, they're not, well, current anymore. It has to get re-writ either currently, say about Obama, or better yet, find a spin for it that won't go out of date.Right now I'm busy with User:Tooltroll/The Fact is That Gerald Fits Edmund and an idea for a Shatner spoof. And second?   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 14:52, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

OK, that's fine by then. Instead, can you record UnTunes:Never Gonna Give Sonic Up? It's a parody of Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley. Just record this instead goddamnit! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill | 10:24, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Come on, record this UnTunes song for me....

Can you record UnTunes:Never Gonna Give Sonic Up? And then your realised that you are missing an opportunity to record this song. Come on, please record this song! There, are you happy now, you lazy sod? And at least I found something that isn't out of date! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill | 10:24, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Dude. . . chill, ok? I mean, I know you're (probably) kidding around, but the whole "I demand you do this!" thing, is a tad. . . underwhelming. Not very motivating, if you get my drift. Now:

I'm afraid UnTunes:Never Gonna Give Sonic Up just won't fly for me, because "you" has one, count 'em, one, syllable, while "sonic" has, you guessed it, two. With some songs you could get away with fudging the meter a little, but I just can't see it working for this one; the vocal delivery is too fast and stacatto. It would just come out as mush, and sound like "sock" or something. How about "never gonna give doom up" or something? Any other one syllable things you want to honour? If they rhyme with "you", so much the better.  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 00:57, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

Hello, anyone inside?

We need someone to write the new song: UnTunes:We Built This Wiki. Can you write it please? |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill | 11:09, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

This is for your time in contribution for UnTunes

They say "Give the admins cake", but I rather give them a song:

On the floor of Tokyo
Or down in London town to go, go
With the record selection
With the mirror reflection
I'm dancing with myself

When there's no-one else in sight
In the crowded lonely night
Well I wait so long
For my love vibration
And I'm dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Well there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove
I'll be dancing with myself

If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself

So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Well there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove
I'll be dancing with myself

If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself

So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance

Scat
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself

If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself

So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance


Dancing with Myself, Billy Idol
But since you are not an admin (correct me if I'm wrong), but a good UnTunes contributor, I just give it to you. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill | 07:51, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Welcome back

We gave all your stuff to the Salvation Army. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:58, February 7, 2010 (UTC)

I'll just have to send in the salvation marines to retrieve it. . .   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 05:16, February 11, 2010 (UTC)

Dear ToolTroll... hope you wake up and start spewing goodness like I have decided to do... thanks for your help on the Zog article and hope to have to flush out more of my crap in the future... we psychos need to stick together after all!!!

woah

hi stranger. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:26, May 26, 2012 (UTC)

Well, yes. Yes I am. On both counts. Thank you for noticing!   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 06:32, May 26, 2012 (UTC)

You're welcome ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:37, May 26, 2012 (UTC)

Your pants are unzipped. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, May 26 '12 7:51 (UTC)

Of course they are! They would have been problematic to remove, otherwise! So, now that you've got me out of my pants. . . -  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 20:05, May 31, 2012 (UTC)