User talk:Unistyle

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Vandalism

I think you were looking for this. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 28/10 17:59

Images

Are you planning to do anything with all those images of women you're uploading? Uncyclopedia is not a free image host. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:19, 28 October 2006 (UTC)

I see Codeine already mentioned this, but I ran across your uploads as well, and I want to clarify something. By uploading images, you are claiming that there is a legal use for them. The images you uploaded appear to be strictly copyrighted, so the only way you can legally use them is under the satire provision of fair use. Just putting them on your userpage does not satisfy this requirement.---Rev. Isra (talk) 03:28, 29 October 2006 (UTC)

It's Uncyclopedia give me a break. Unistyle 03:36, 29 October 2006 (UTC)

We are giving you a break. If this were wikipedia they'd be deleted by now. Technically we should probably have deleted them as well (from our upload page: "images which are clear copyright violations and/or which serve little satirical purpose WILL be deleted without warning"). Seriously, just tell us you are planning to do something at least marginally productive with them and my laziness will kick in and make me not care about enforcement.---Rev. Isra (talk) 04:20, 29 October 2006 (UTC)

Ghetto!No purpose for uploading these images just thought that there might as well be a reason for me to go to my User Page. Unistyle 04:30, 29 October 2006 (UTC)

Right, the clock is ticking. Find some use for them, or The Uncyclopedia Monster devours them. A fair warning, dude. -- Hindleyite 10:56, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

The real reason you cannot have those pics without a productive purpose, of course, is that by having them on your userpage, you have put yourself under the Margin 404 Unfair Use Contract, which automatically drafts you into the Swedish Army. ~ PHDrillSergeant...§ 15:37, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

I put them on the Vandalism/example page so I gave them a use so they can stay.I'm planning on putting them on more pages also. Unistyle 20:04, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

BAD IMAGES

Hey are iu nuts? You cant upload porn to the uncyclopedia. You'll get banned soon if you dont delete them at once. --Walter Humala wanna talk? 01:27, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

As it currently stands, porn is acceptable. Hell, the statue of Penus De Milo is a featured image. And we put Rocky Mountain Oysters on the front page. However, there is a vote going on at the VD as to possibly changing policy on pr0n. --User:Nintendorulez 23:01, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Images: Part Deux

It has already been brought to your attention that some of the images you have uploaded serve little or not satirical purpose; you seem to have uploaded them to simply decorate your userpage. Secondly, some of the images you have uploaded deeply disturb us and may be considered soft-core pornography. Thirdly, copyright violations are likely, as you failed to specify the source of the image(s), amongst other things. So in summation, all of your images may be deleted unless you can provide a source. Here's a list of some of the images you have uploaded:

• Image:Jenniferlopez64.jpg
• Image:Alilartermaxim5.jpg
• Image:Estellawarren23ll.jpg
• Image:Carmenelectrasoles.jpg
• Image:KristannaLoken22gy.JPG
• Image:Christinapose05.jpg
• Image:KristannaLoken22.JPG
• Image:KirstenDunst.jpg
• Image:Kristannaloken28.jpg
• Image:Emmyrossumphotoshoot200403.jpg
• Image:Gwenstefaniawards01.jpg
• Image:Brittanymurphyetailsmag2.jpg
• Image:Carmenelectra95906.jpg
• Image:Natalieportmanpose05.jpg
• Image:Jessicaalba706.jpg

As a result of your attitude towards the subject and your blatant disregard for guidelines, I will be referring you to Flammable's Office so he can hopefully put some restrictions on your activities here on Uncyclopedia to make sure this doesn't happen again. If you need to contact me regarding this matter, please do it on my talk page where your message will ignored in a hasty manner. --EMC ^[TALK] 02:19, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

Images, a decision

Following from the above warnings, it has been deemed neccessary to place a restriction on your use of questionable images. Please read Uncyclopedia:Flammable's_Office#User:Unistyle. You have seven days from the date of this notice to comply with the requirements therein, or the semi- and pornographic images you have uploaded will be deleted without further warning. This decision has been approved by several adminstrators, as per discussion on Forum:A Frank Discussion on the Use of Nudity. Thank you in advance for your co-operation. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 01:04, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

Dude, just put them into the feminism article. Not all of them, pick your favorite ones and put the rest on VFD. The Paris Hilton one is already in the feminism article, I'm surprised you didn't think of this. Think of some funny captions also. Or stick a few into the decency article if there is one. If there isn't one, start one. --Hrodulf 04:55, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

milano?

is milano seriously a lesbo?B0n b0ns 01:41, 24 March 2007 (UTC)b0n b0ns

please do me a favor

please move the images on your talk page to a subpage. also i was reffering to alyssa milano who was in one of your templates. If you do i will give you the feather in your cap award. This will make your rank go up to the second one possible. The reason would be because just going to your page even by accident can get people in businesses in trouble. the award would be for saving people from getting fired at their workplaces. thx :) B0n B0n

Thanks

i cant even describe how happy i am now that you did that! here is the award thanks. also the reason i didnt threaten you is because i am a christian. christians are taught to love and respect all.

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Are you serious that noone asked you politely? im very sorry for that. B0n B0n

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