User:B0n b0ns/Templates

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is an anti-Texan And is a suspect of terrorism

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user is one Jolly Rodger short of a square rigger.

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This user loves pi

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Color This user likes random colored userboxes.

This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination. 中共

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool. You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

This user is cooler than you.

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »

1337 This user is elite.

sub subliminal!

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

UBX This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user believes that admins are control freaks.

NO This user doesn't care.

This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

This user's head A SPLODE.

ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!

This user is a mutant.

This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.

This user wants McZee featured.

This user gots a shuvel. Yes they does.

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This user denounces BENSON.

This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!

This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.

This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!

This user does not know how to shot web.

adding

i am going to add some stuff, just so it doesnt look so plain.