UnTunes:Never Gonna Give Sonic Up

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This music is supposed to be dedicated to Sonic, but it was later dedicated to 2009, and finally, some guy on Uncyclopedia.

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We're both strangers to him
He know the rules and so do we
He was forgotten after SEGA died
You wouldn't get Sonic from any other game
I just wanna find you a home in Uncyc
Gotta make you rich again
Never gonna give Sonic up
Never gonna let him down
Or else he's gonna kick your ass now and hurt you
Sonic's gonna rape you now
I gonna kill myself
And then I go to hell and see Satan
I've know you for so long
You're very tired, but
You're too fast for me
However I played you in the Wii
We are going to get you to kill Eggman
And if you ask us if you know him
Don't tell me that you're a retard
Never gonna give Sonic up
Never gonna let him down
Or else he's gonna kick your ass now and hurt you
Sonic's gonna rape you now
I gonna kill myself
And then I go to hell and see Satan
Never gonna give Sonic up
Never gonna let him down
Or else he's gonna kick your ass now and hurt you
Sonic's gonna rape you now
I gonna kill myself
And then I go to hell and see Satan
(Oooooooh, what the fuck?
Oooooooh, what the fuck?)
Sonic's gonna run, Sonic's gonna run (Take care, Sonic, take care, Sonic)
(What the fuck?)
Sonic's gonna run, Sonic's gonna run Take care, Sonic, take care, Sonic)
(What the fuck?)
I've know you for so long
You're very tired, but
You're too fast for me
I stole the lyrics off Rick Astley
We are going to get you to kill Eggman
I just wanna find you a home in Uncyc
Gotta make you rich again
Never gonna give Sonic up
Never gonna let him down
Or else he's gonna kick your ass now and hurt you
Sonic's gonna rape you now
I gonna kill myself
And then I go to hell and see Satan
Never gonna give Sonic up
Never gonna let him down
Or else he's gonna kick your ass now and hurt you
Sonic's gonna rape you now
I gonna kill myself
And then I go to hell and see Satan
Never gonna give Sonic up
Never gonna let him down
Or else he's gonna kick your ass now and hurt you
Sonic's gonna rape you now
I gonna kill myself
And then I go to hell and see Satan

Lyrics: Joe9320 Artist: ???

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG STUFF
Protagonists Sonic the HedgehogMiles "Tails" ProwerKnuckles the EchidnaAmy Rose
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Antagonists Dr. Eggman/RobotnikShadow the HedgehogSuper Mario
Rouge Rouge the BatMore Rouge the Bat
Locations Green HillsThe Ineffable Australian File Cabinet of Unquestionably Impending Doom
Whatnot Why Does Everyone Hate Sonic the Hedgehog?The Leek BunNever Gonna Give Sonic Up
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