User:Spaz

I adopted a n00b!

Let's hope this isn't a mistake O_o

--SPAZ! | Tell me some stuff | What I've done 19:51, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Info

Yes. I am here. So are you. You are wasting your time with this thing. Go away, mmk?

What? !!! You're still here? Ah well, since you're not leaving, I might as well tell you about myself. I'm a spaz, I'm weird, and I wouldn't have it any other way. I contribute to Uncyclopedia, though my homewiki is here.

I like

• Cats
• Me
• You
• Your mom
• Wikis
• Uncyclopedia
• BDSM
• Starnestommy
• HanSolo aka High Gen. Grue

I hate

• Your dad
• Furries
• Trolls
• UNKNOWNFILE

Random stuff

Banzaikitten went down to the blocking policy shop one day to burn a spontaneous blocking policy. Banzaikitten came across a tofu that was lodged into a blocking policy. Banzaikitten tried to pull it out, but Banzaikitten came lathering after Banzaikitten with a tofu. Banzaikitten hit Banzaikitten with the tofu, but the tofu snapped in half, leaving Banzaikitten defenseless. Banzaikitten advocated Banzaikitten with the tofu, causing Banzaikitten to suffer a massive concussion . Banzaikitten ended up dieing because of a combination of the concussion and a tofu lodged in the vein.

After the rather tragic death of Banzaikitten, Banzaikitten bought a tofu. Banzaikitten went off to burn a spontaneous blocking policy, but was assaulted by Banzaikitten with a tofu. However, a freak blocking policy lathering from out of oblivion rammed Banzaikitten in the vein. Banzaikitten then died of excessive blocking policy. Banzaikitten emerged victorious and had killed Banzaikitten, but Banzaikitten swore revenge.

Awards I have won

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia

This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

The Clorox Award Clorox pours a gallon of himself on you! Congrats! Awarded for drinking Clorox in IRC

The Spaz Award Spaz spazzes out and hands spaz this award ^_^ ! Awarded for being himself

For that lovely hug I received in IRC. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 02:31, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

You have earned the Medal of Vigilance for helping keep TYATU from death

High Gen. Grue has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

spaz typical talk

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This page isn't finished

This page isn't done. Touch it and die though.

--Spaz 21:13, 16 June 2007 (UTC)