User:Spaz

I adopted a n00b!

Let's hope this isn't a mistake O_o

--SPAZ! | Tell me some stuff | What I've done 19:51, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Info

Yes. I am here. So are you. You are wasting your time with this thing. Go away, mmk?

What? !!! You're still here? Ah well, since you're not leaving, I might as well tell you about myself. I'm a spaz, I'm weird, and I wouldn't have it any other way. I contribute to Uncyclopedia, though my homewiki is here.

I like

• Cats
• Me
• You
• Your mom
• Wikis
• Uncyclopedia
• BDSM
• Starnestommy
• HanSolo aka High Gen. Grue

I hate

• Your dad
• Furries
• Trolls
• UNKNOWNFILE

Random stuff

Shabidoo went down to the businessman shop one day to moccasinify a uncivilized businessman. Shabidoo came across a hard stick of gum that was lodged into a businessman. Shabidoo tried to pull it out, but Shabidoo came ablating after Shabidoo with a hard stick of gum. Shabidoo hit Shabidoo with the hard stick of gum, but the hard stick of gum snapped in half, leaving Shabidoo defenseless. Shabidoo deliberated Shabidoo with the hard stick of gum, causing Shabidoo to suffer a massive concussion . Shabidoo ended up dieing because of a combination of the concussion and a hard stick of gum lodged in the pineal gland.

After the rather tragic death of Shabidoo, Shabidoo bought a hard stick of gum. Shabidoo went off to moccasinify a uncivilized businessman, but was assaulted by Shabidoo with a hard stick of gum. However, a freak businessman ablating from out of oblivion rammed Shabidoo in the pineal gland. Shabidoo then died of excessive businessman. Shabidoo emerged victorious and had killed Shabidoo, but Shabidoo swore revenge.

Awards I have won

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia

This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

The Clorox Award Clorox pours a gallon of himself on you! Congrats! Awarded for drinking Clorox in IRC

The Spaz Award Spaz spazzes out and hands spaz this award ^_^ ! Awarded for being himself

For that lovely hug I received in IRC. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 02:31, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

You have earned the Medal of Vigilance for helping keep TYATU from death

spaz typical talk

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This page isn't finished

This page isn't done. Touch it and die though.

--Spaz 21:13, 16 June 2007 (UTC)