User:Spaz

I adopted a n00b!

Let's hope this isn't a mistake O_o

--SPAZ! | Tell me some stuff | What I've done 19:51, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Info

Yes. I am here. So are you. You are wasting your time with this thing. Go away, mmk?

What? !!! You're still here? Ah well, since you're not leaving, I might as well tell you about myself. I'm a spaz, I'm weird, and I wouldn't have it any other way. I contribute to Uncyclopedia, though my homewiki is here.

I like

• Cats
• Me
• You
• Your mom
• Wikis
• Uncyclopedia
• BDSM
• Starnestommy
• HanSolo aka High Gen. Grue

I hate

• Your dad
• Furries
• Trolls
• UNKNOWNFILE

Random stuff

Cat the Colourful went down to the God shop one day to squeal a oblivious God. Cat the Colourful came across a Nunchucks that was lodged into a God. Cat the Colourful tried to pull it out, but Cat the Colourful came giving after Cat the Colourful with a Nunchucks. Cat the Colourful hit Cat the Colourful with the Nunchucks, but the Nunchucks snapped in half, leaving Cat the Colourful defenseless. Cat the Colourful dried Cat the Colourful with the Nunchucks, causing Cat the Colourful to suffer a massive concussion . Cat the Colourful ended up dieing because of a combination of the concussion and a Nunchucks lodged in the urethra.

After the rather tragic death of Cat the Colourful, Cat the Colourful bought a Nunchucks. Cat the Colourful went off to squeal a oblivious God, but was assaulted by Cat the Colourful with a Nunchucks. However, a freak God giving from out of oblivion rammed Cat the Colourful in the urethra. Cat the Colourful then died of excessive God. Cat the Colourful emerged victorious and had killed Cat the Colourful, but Cat the Colourful swore revenge.

Awards I have won

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia

This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

The Clorox Award Clorox pours a gallon of himself on you! Congrats! Awarded for drinking Clorox in IRC

The Spaz Award Spaz spazzes out and hands spaz this award ^_^ ! Awarded for being himself

For that lovely hug I received in IRC. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 02:31, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

You have earned the Medal of Vigilance for helping keep TYATU from death

spaz typical talk

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This page isn't finished

This page isn't done. Touch it and die though.

--Spaz 21:13, 16 June 2007 (UTC)