Watch it kid, you might find yourself floating home.
If you do not play Grueslayer, I will shoot you first.
If YOU see or are part of a Major flamewar, tell me, and I'll have all wariors go to my Talk page. I will give my time to keep the flamewars from becoming ban-worthy. Aboutface! At ease, Soldier!
Hello. You probably think I am always a grue. But you would be an imbecile. I am actually Han Solo, who drank a pial of Morpheous, made by Rebellion workers. Now, when I want to be a grue, I am. I have cats, which I don't huff (Other Cats:Yes).
Now that THAT is done, more stuff. I have beaten Uncy's ZorkAND the real Zork. I am currently a Star Wars fanboy, and any snickering will earn you death.
This user hates George Bush and therefore believes he must be arrested and tried for war crimes.
User goodthink U.W.P member. Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.
This user is a N00bin in Yoinxx and can transfer money in Uncyclopedia with Checks.
This user is a Disco Bandit, and is therefore Moxious. Be awestruck by his incredible skillz.
An adventurer is this user! He or she plays Kingdom of Loathing. His/her ID number in the game is #1431357.
This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than themselves.
Grue Army
Welcolme to the page of the Grue Commander, <insert name here>, and please, don't get eaten by A Grue soldier. add yourself if you want.
Members of the Army
These devoted users protect Uncyclopedia, with Honor, Bravery, and Vigilance. They have read the Code of War, and as they gained the knowledge, they pass it on to the next users, who will pass it on to the next, as my mentors had done long ago.
The Grue Army's General with UNSOC's first Preimer Party Member
The Grue Army is a Dedicate Group of Soldiers (Your rank, whatever) trying to eradicate vandalism, break up flame wars that aren't on BHOP, among other things, such as helping other users.
Note:If you need help from us, consult any members, listed above.
(Really a Captain)