User:Pigeon

	Noob of the Moment May 2007

Coo?

Currently on hiatus due to A2 level exams starting this Friday. Hyper-revision mode, and all that. Will be back after June 21st.

Wut?

Since my inspiration for articles is rather lacking at the moment, I don't write them. Instead, since I've browsed Uncyclopedia for a long time and am quite familiar with the site, I'll attempt to improve it - proofreading stuff, ICU/VFD/QVFD, maybe suggestions for jokes, whatever. Just as long as I'm on the site.

If I mess up somewhere, such as a QVFD for an article that should be ICU or whatever, just say so on my talk page, and I'll eat myself.

Also, I might take a crap on your head. This is perfectly normal and should be ignored, or cleaned up in a shower. The results are much worse if you get near a real pigeon.

Nemeses

• User:212.219.142.161 - See why!
• User:80.42.15.48 - Probably the home IP address of the guy above.

Links for self-use

• User:Isra1337/ICU
• Uncyclopedia:Maintenance tags
• QVFD

Articles I might be working on to create an extreme sense of mediocrity. Or not. Hey, does this header have a word limit?

• Dirty Harry

Excretion

This user is a total UKer

and prefers to use pavements to sidewalks.

(British Uncyclopedians)

This user is part of The Proofreading Service.

This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.

This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

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