User talk:Pigeon

You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition!

Hello, Pigeon, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

Who wants a welcome hug?!?!

You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*

The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.

Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".

Here are a few good links for people new to this psychotic wiki:

• Beginner's Guide
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Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S

ICU

I see you've placed an ICU on my Olestra page, saying its not funny. Well, I'm removing it, because its hilarious. So, go fuck yourself. Utz Extra Dark 20:20, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Hilarious in your point of view, perhaps, but from what I saw it was just randomness masquerading as hilarity. From what it looked like - and still looks like, as a matter of fact - you've just tried to insert every single random subject under this baking sun into your page. Telling me to "fuck myself" doesn't exactly make you appear that intelligent anyway - I don't have the necessary appendage. As far as I'm concerned it's too random to be funny; get a second opinion and submit it to Pee Review, if you want. - Some Random Pigeon (Bird Feed) (Bird Droppings). 13:41, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

The Vanity Tag

What's up with the tag you placed here? Just let me know. Thanks. -- Xanderkellyshow, Who cares about the date. (...UTC? What's that mean?)

I'd substitute that one with normal ICU. It's not exactly vanity material....~ 15:27, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

Well, when I was going through a ICU/QVFD spree of new articles, I saw that listed. Taking a look, I saw that it was about a band I hadn't heard of - I immediately assume it's someone's personal band. Taking a further look, I see Chuck Norris, "n0rm4 j34n i5 t3h u1t. sc3n3c0r3 b4nd!!!!11!1!!!!" which... leaves a bad impression. So I slapped a tag on it and went on my merry way to the next article, which is usually about someone's school and how it rocks compared to the school right next to it and doesn't belong in an encyclopedia, even if it's one with EYE BEAMS! Just improve the article - pictures, good jokes etc. - and there'll be no reason for maniacs like me to put tags on stuff.

Oh, and your response to a tag was MUCH better than the Olestra guy above. :) --Some Random Pigeon (Bird Feed) (Bird Droppings). 17:21, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

Now go back and recheck the article that it has been revised if you have the time. :) --Xanderkellyshow 16:51, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Congrats

Congratulations for winning NotM. Here's a cookie.

Necropaxx has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

I have no cookie to give, but as a former NotM, I too salute you -- MichaelHax  (Y'wanna say that to my face?)