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I will not buy this record[edit source]

It is scratched. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 15:47, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

But the parrot is only resting! ~Jewriken.GIF 16:26, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
I'll buy the parrot. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:52, 1 December 2011
Hold on, I'll wake him up. POLLY! *bang* WAKE UP POLLY! *bang bang* ~Jewriken.GIF 17:08, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
I dunno, you bloody admins... Can't you see he's pining for the fjords? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:34, Dec 2
Beautiful plumage... even though the plumage don't enter into it. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 10:02, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
nigga please we aint talkin bout no fuckin parrot --121.219.56.214 10:04, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
....do you want to come back to my place then? ~Jewriken.GIF 12:15, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
It's a bogus offer, he ain't gonna get freaky with no gentiles...--Sycamore (Talk) 12:17, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
And what is a morning after some regrettable sex without bacon? --Nikau 12:59, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
Regrettable?! Why are you being so negative?! ~Jewriken.GIF 13:35, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
Bloody hell - is this site really still going? I thought (hoped) it would have withered and died. Even had a big barrel of salt to rake into the ground to make sure it stayed dead. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 20:35, December 4, 2011 (UTC)
Sorry. Despite all our efforts it does still stand. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 22:38, 4 December 2011
You obviously don't have enough Jews around. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:06, December 9, 2011 (UTC)
No kidding. Zombiebaron, while lovely, ain't hardly enough, and TKF is just useless. Where are the rest of ye? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:25, 9 December 2011
If I keep adding posts, won't it eventually go off the page? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:59, December 10, 2011 (UTC)
We were busy setting up the global Zionist conference. The Rabbi is chairing this year. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:23, December 12, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 8 December 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:24, 8 December 2011

Mordillo has died[edit source]

Mordillo was risen? June to September, you were gone, And then from that time I thought you're dead. Now, you're BACK! Just in time to revive IC! GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 06:42, December 10, 2011 (UTC)

I'm dead, this is just a remanent of my evilness. Whadayaneed? ~Jewriken.GIF 14:23, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
Ahahahaha Imperial Colonization. You so crazy. Also, this is Mordillo's talkpage. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 04:53, Tuesday 13 December 2011 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif

Possible plagiarism?[edit source]

I ran across this article which seems to have been copied from UnNews:Mother flees with child to avoid health ruling. While I know everything is released under CC-SA, the story looks like it's copyrighted by TheSpoof.com (or at least there's nothing attributed to Uncyclopedia). For future reference, should I contact a specific user (e.g. Sannse) or on a specific forum for things like this? MadMax 17:49, December 14, 2011 (UTC)

I think you can give them a friendly note yourself (to a site admin) with the link pointing out that the date of creation here is earlier than their creation date. What they need to do is remove the copyright and attribute it to us, but otherwise they can keep it. Also, how are you doing? ~Jewriken.GIF 14:32, December 16, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 15 December 2011[edit source]

--ChiefjusticeGameCube 10:30, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

Chag sameach![edit source]

That's all. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 16:11, December 21, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, happy Hanukkah to the both of you. And any other Jews who happen to wander past and see this message I'm too lazy to post in other places. I'm a little rusty on Hanukkah tradition, but I hope you all win the traditional beach volleyball competition, and your traditional beard plait is the talk of your friends! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 06:52, Dec 22

UnSignpost - 22 December 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:49, 22 December 2011

Tripped face first into a bar[edit source]

Hello Mordillo, you being back is like a breath of fresh air in a smokey bar. Speaking of... This is a note to lots of people, asking them to join into a Walk into a bar collab (and if Iz missed you, you are more than welcome to "Walk into a bar" too!). If you want to join in, make up your best "Walk into a bar" jokes and we will have the bestest "Walk into a bar" page on the innernests! Aleister 16:00 27-12-'11

UnSignpost - 29 December 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:54, 29 December 2011

UnSignpost - January 5th, 2012[edit source]

Template talk:Delete[edit source]

Please review my edit request on Template talk:Delete. Ian Streeter 23:06, January 6, 2012 (UTC)

I have responded to your edit request. Mordillo is not really around at the moment. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 23:15, January 6, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 12 January 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:01, 12 January 2012

UnSignpost - 19 January 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 15:06, 19 January 2012

What better way to revitalize your presence on uncyclopedia[edit source]

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than this? --ShabiDOO 11:32, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 26 January 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:27, 26 January 2012

UnSignpost - 3 February 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:10, 3 February 2012

UnSignpost - 10 February 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:24, 10 February 2012

UnSignpost - 18 February 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:55, 18 February 2012

Oi! You![edit source]

Pop in an see us sometime. There people here who need to be banned you know... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:57, Feb 21

UnSignpost - 23 February 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:46, 23 February 2012

UnSignpost - 1 March 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:23, 1 March 2012

UnSignpost - 8 March 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:19, 8 March 2012

UnSignpost 5 April 2012[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:39, Apr 5

Hey babe[edit source]

You should really start looking at the USP again, I did it just for you. Kisses muah-muah!  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 20:55 3.08.13

Thanks honey, as soon as I get a minute I'll do so ( though it wasn't usually my gig) --~Jewriken.GIF 12:00, 9 March 2013 (UTC)
Okee dokee. Since I took the reigns with BB in January, we've been doing it under User:Sir Peasewhizz/Nothing, to keep it a surprise.  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 15:43 3.09.13
So what kind of articles you're looking for? I've been out of touch for a while so not up to date with the latest gossip. I did notice that Mrn's tits got even better though. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:56, 10 March 2013 (UTC)
I feel naked without them. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 15:46. Mar 12. 2013

Yo grandad[edit source]

It's been a few years. If I had known you're still around I would have told you I was in Amsterdam but now I'm back home. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 17:01, 10 March 2013 (UTC)

Wait - I just told you I was in Amsterdam. OK, I would have told you before I went. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 17:02, 10 March 2013 (UTC)
Hell, and I just met a Fin that tried to sell me something last week, was it not you?! Are you in the area of Helsinki? I get there every now and then. How have you been? ~Jewriken.GIF 18:08, 10 March 2013 (UTC)
Been just about fine. Came back to Uncyc now that the atmosphere will probably be more suitable to my brands of humer. Real life's OK, business slow but I'm healthy etc. I do live in Helsinki so feel free to leave me a message next time you're going to be around. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 18:15, 10 March 2013 (UTC)
Probably later in the year, as long as you promise the grand tour of the Helsinki pubs. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:58, 12 March 2013 (UTC)
Done. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 17:40, 12 March 2013 (UTC)

Where it is[edit source]

User:Sir Peasewhizz/Nothing

I always do it there, move it the day it is due for delivery. Etc.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 19:26 3.22.13

So...[edit source]

...when's the trip to Finland due? -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 20:37, 29 April 2013 (UTC)

No date on that yet. I am going to Iceland though! ~Jewriken.GIF 07:22, 7 May 2013 (UTC)
That will be a trip! By the looks it's a great place. Remember to praise Halldor Laxness to the locals if there's any uneasy feeling about the bar. Also, he actually was one of the best writers of the 20th century. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 07:25, 7 May 2013 (UTC)
I was actually looking forward to spend a night with Bjork, she said she was available at the time. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:34, 7 May 2013 (UTC)

Yo gramps[edit source]

It seems my friend SPIKE blocked me for mentioning this renegade site on the other site's Dump. While it's relieving to know I won't need to edit that site for some time - I was just asking what he means that "we" are trying to sabotage the Wikia site, etc. so I'm not sure I was doing damage. Is it really not allowed to discuss the fork on the Wikia site? I don't think censorship like that was a very good idea anywhere in the world - least of all if you want comedy. I mean: I, for instance, would have no qualms about dropping an article on the Wikia site every now and then (see Zim's talk page for the reason why - Wikia site still has a few free-minded editors despite everything). But if free discussion is banned, then just fuck it. If the admins really want to keep only those who are stiff sticklers to rules, well... you know the mindset. Um. This is not to ask for a revert - I just suddenly wanted to know if the situation really is as stiff-arsed as all that. You know - for the freedom of speech and so forth.

Furthermore - the mug of lousy Finnish beer is already standing on the table. It'll soon gain some alcohol unless you hurry with the visit. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 04:42, 17 May 2013 (UTC)

Well, only took me 6 weeks to respond! Are you still blocked there? Also, I just came back from Iceland and had liters of "Viking". Damn good beer! ~Jewriken.GIF 11:49, 28 June 2013 (UTC)
MOARDILLOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Don't visit Iceland, man! Visit America! That way, I can grab you at the airport, force you into my trunk, and.... wait.... IT COULD BE SO MUCH FUN YOU GUYS!!! The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  18:41, 28 June 2013 (UTC)
America?! Are you nuts? they have terrorists there! And donuts! Terrorist donuts! ~Jewriken.GIF 16:00, 28 November 2013 (UTC)

Oy Gevalt[edit source]

Too many goyim on this wiki these days. We need a good old fashioned Jewish conspiracy ARE YOU WITH ME? -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 18:35, 31 July 2013 (UTC)

There is no Cabal. You should know that. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:00, 28 November 2013 (UTC)
Happy H, M! good to see your starry starry face around. Aleister 16:04 28-11-13
Thanks A! Happy Black Friday to you! ~Jewriken.GIF 13:05, 2 December 2013 (UTC)

Re-feature queue[edit source]

If you want, you can go to Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate and pick one featured article that you wrote to be re-featured. You can also pick three features written by someone else to re-feature. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:15, 17 November 2014 (UTC)

Refeature?! Haven't the people suffered enough?! ~Jewriken.GIF 10:28, 18 November 2014 (UTC)

hey old man[edit source]

i went to say hi to you on the wikia but i guess you're not there anymore? anyway hello! i miss the moardildos era of uncyc because now i've been here for a lot of years too...i guess you're busy with like...adult stuff? i used to be a little kidlet here but i'm over 18 too now, so this is me going down memory lane while it's summer and i'm not super busy. ok i'm rambling and you probably don't care about my life details but anyway hi! --HM (T) 23:00, 4 August 2015 (UTC)

People are saying we should deop him. I disagree. 202.142.129.178 (talk) 23:57, 4 August 2015 (UTC)
shhhh no talking about serious things --HM (T) 00:31, 5 August 2015 (UTC)
Who in their right mind wants to de-op Mordillo? The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif The vote was legitimate!  01:43, 5 August 2015 (UTC)
I'm not frequenting only because I'm running for US president on behalf of the Republicans. I'll be back as soon as I'm in the oval office. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:17, 5 August 2015 (UTC)
So not Jeb Bush? 137.147.204.114 (talk) 07:45, 5 August 2015 (UTC)
Ahhhhhh.....didn't recognise you with the floppy blonde wig... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Mhailleos, you be Mexican, boy? --~Jewriken.GIF 18:05, 5 August 2015 (UTC)
you responded!!! hi armordillo, is life good? --HM (T) 21:41, 5 August 2015 (UTC)
A Jewish republican?! What is this, I don't even... The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif The vote was legitimate!  21:49, 5 August 2015 (UTC)
I was thinking teh same. 202.142.129.178 (talk) 23:04, 5 August 2015 (UTC)
Yes yes still lurking in the shadows checking you're all playing nicely. Especially you woody. I know you're the one that put that bomb under my toilet seat. I thought we went past that misunderstanding in Dubai. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:43, 6 August 2015 (UTC)
/me pulls a gun. I told you to never mention Dubai in my presence again.... The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif The vote was legitimate!  12:44, 6 August 2015 (UTC)
...and then Mustafa said "whachadoin with that camel, Woody". Oh how we laughed ! ~Jewriken.GIF 16:19, 6 August 2015 (UTC)

שלומות רב[edit source]

(שלום לך איש זקן, רציתי לדעת אם אתה עדיין פעיל מכיוון שאנו נתקלים בקשיים רבים באיןציקלופדיה העברית והציונית שלנו. TheKatzer (talk) 23:39, 11 May 2017 (UTC) (מפעיל מערכת איזרעלי

ותגיד: יש מצב שהשתתפת בסרטון מרשתת ויראלי ישראלי?
Hopefully Mordillo can understand this because I can't. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 01:13, 12 May 2017 (UTC)
Give it up. He probably won't be coming back. Icons-flag-au.png LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 22:06, 12 May 2017 (UTC)
You never know, I might just. Also TheKatzer, I'm afraid I'm not that active these days. What's the problem at the grand zionist eincyclopedia initiative? ~Jewriken.GIF 05:44, 14 May 2017 (UTC)
Holy shit, it's Mordildo. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:16, 14 May 2017 (UTC)
Yeah so thank you for reactivating, the israeli Uncyclopedia is currently experiencing a heavy degradation in the number of active user, and we believe it is probably due to still being stored inside wikia and a variety of other technical problems. I know you are not IT but I wondered if as a pretty important figure in here you could help us with the communication and perhaps join the discussion at [hebrew uncyclopedia].
Hi Mordillo, the main problem is that the aligning of the images works backwards. ~ Kakun · talk 09:31, 15 May 2017 (UTC)
(IMO) ~ Kakun · talk 11:47, 15 May 2017 (UTC)
Hey Kakun, I don't think it is only because of that but because of many other reasons. TheKatzer (talk) 23:41, 16 May 2017 (UTC)
And Mordilder you really nishma kmo mishu that might be mefursam. TheKatzer (talk) 23:49, 16 May 2017 (UTC)
OK, this is what bothers me mostly. And Mordillo is Tal Berman. ~ Kakun · talk 03:33, 17 May 2017 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Competition 2021[edit source]

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Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:53, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

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