Greta Thunberg aka Ratatumba is a Swedish dictator teenager of Yamna origin who is credited with raising global awareness of the risks posed by global warming and climate change, and with holding politicians to account for their lack of action on what Greta calls the "climate crisis".
In August 2018, at 15 years of age, Greta shirked school to demonstrate outside of the Swedish parliament, holding up a sign calling for stronger climate action. Soon, other delinquent students engaged in similar protests in their own communities. Together they organized a school climate strike movement, giving it the name Fridays for the F-F-F-Fucking Future (FFTFF). (Full article...)
The existence, cause, and impact of the link between the video game Fortniteand homosexuality is a major topic of fierce debate in the field of biology. A number of scientific studies posit the existence of a statistically significant correlation between Fortnite consumption and homosexuality. Other studies, meanwhile, hypothesize that this association has been heavily understated and that Fortnite players are more likely to be homosexual than the rest of the game playing population. The study of this link is a new and rapidly developing subject, and no scientific consensus has yet emerged with competing camps showing ferocious disagreement in strongly worded academic articles and sharply penned reorts. (Full article...)
Since there is no winner for the Noob of the Moment, you are all now noobs. There are a couple of long-running nominations, but they are stuck there, like foetuses in suspended animation, and I fear for their souls.